The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 214

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

There we go. I spent that last little bit of time trying to figure out how to remove that guy's super chat. Which super chat? It said Thursday energy. Oh, yeah, you just click it again. Well, yeah, but you lose it in the chat. It scrolls away. Here's my problem.

Microphone arms that are in the camera. Dude. I've almost lost my, I've almost lost an eye to this microphone stand, like probably 20 times. Well, okay, here's what I... Like, every time I buy a microphone stand, I go, this will be the one. Yeah. And they always, like... How hard is it to just design a thing that just goes where I want it to go without?

It's... And then this one, this one I got for my other camera and I got... The road. Yeah, I know that one. Piece of shit. Little... And I got a little Allen wrench. And no matter how much I tighten it comes untitened and it doesn't go where I fuck it.

Everything sucks. Absolutely nothing. works in like these tension screws anywhere else. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. This fucking thing that spins like this. Who designs, and now I lost the thing, who designs this crap?

And then it's, there's a million different adapters. I have a web camera with the adapter fell out of the camera. Yeah. And I go, okay, if, so I don't think I can get another adapter. So we just got to buy another camera. Yes. Now I'm spinning it endlessly, and it doesn't even come. You know, we should have.

We need to have a swap meet for men, but like, no toys or Nazi stuff, just cables. Just bring in your attachments and come in. I'll bring in my extra attachments, and you grab what you need. I'll grab what I need. Because I'm sure that I got extras of stuff that other guys need. And there should be one guy where you go to him and you explain what you're trying to do. And you go, I'm trying to. stream with my phone.

Yeah. And he goes, yeah. All right. You're going to want this tripod and this adapter and this one-fourth to one-eighth. It's a nightmare. Well, it's a night. Nothing never works. Here we go. Thursday night. Thursday night energy. 400 people watch. What do they call? Well, how many people normally watch? Like 2,000. That's not true at all. That's completely incorrect. It's definitely true. That's completely incorrect. People are going to get used to them to time slot and they're going to love it. Why do live viewers matter? You care about live

viewers all of a sudden? Big Thursday nights. Big Thursday nights. Oh, man. Biggest Problem on Thursday nights. Welcome. The biggest problem in the universe, the only show that ranks every problem in the universe

from worn out TV shows to orange placebo's. That was Smelly Unfortunate. I'm here with Stick Magic's and joining me as always as Beatrice Walde. Hello. What's up? What's up? You know, hanging out. The Games Awards are on right now. I thought they were already over.

I don't know. Someone said the Games Awards are on. You mean they don't go long like the Oscars? They're partially over because I already lost money on Cal She betting on the Game Awards. Oh, that is just, that is just bad. I bet that Jeff Keely would say, uh, Mind and he didn't say Minecraft, so I lost money. Who's Jeff Keely? He's the guy who hosts the Game Awards.

He's a big loser. You bet that he would say Minecraft? Yeah, yeah. There was like one of those things. Like, what will he say? And I'm like, I'll probably say something about it was a big year for game adaptations, the Minecraft movie. Oh, yeah.

But I don't think he interested. I did win on the easy layup, and I should have bet more, which was Game Award for Best Adaptation. I said obviously The Last of Us season two It was between that and the Minecraft movie And I said And I looked up

Who votes on these awards And they're like a bunch of Fsler game journalists I'm like yeah They're gonna give it to the prestige HBO drama About Nick Offerman Being a gay guy in the zombie apocalypse Wait that was the last of us two Yeah

I thought that was one That was in Last of Us part one But still it has that set Well no last of us part two Now you have Ellie is gay And kissing her girlfriend all the time. Gross.

And I definitely should have bet way more money if I think about it. I only bet like a hundred bucks. But now what I think about it, I go, every game journalist was... You bet $100 fucking on if the last of us was going to win a video games award? Well, I could have made more.

I made money. It was a layup, man. That was an easy one. How much did you make? $100? No, I made $45 bucks. Oh, man. The odds are heavily in favor of Last of Us.

All right. And then I started betting on Spendering on Spreeing. sports games, which I know nothing about. I made like 300 bucks betting against the Lakers. This calcium thing, man. It's, uh, it's bad. And then I bet on whether or not, uh, what's your credit card? You have to get, uh, crypto. No, it's got real cash in there. I put cash in there. Okay. I, uh, bet on whether or not Taylor Swift would say, what's, what's the name of her husband or whatever, Tray, not Tracy, Ted, Terry. Uh, yeah, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry Kelso. Yeah, I bet on Terry. I said she'd probably say Terry Kelso, and then she did. So I made like 50 bucks.

Who would bet against that? What kind of idiot would bet? I mean, who would bet for it? What am I asking? That's the thing. It was like 50, 50 odds on whether or not she was going to say the name of it. And it was on the Stephen Colbert show. I'm like, obviously he's going to ask about the guy. The only way I lose is if she's like, well, he's doing very good. And I love him. Are you seriously gambling on television? You're watching fucking TV, gambling on who's going to say what? I watch the TV. I watch the app. And the app tells me what's going on. It's better than watching TV. It's like I can imagine what's going on in the interview. As I go, oh, she must have said something nice about the guy. That is not good. Some people are saying drop the CalShee promo code.

Do I have a promo code? I probably do. Drugs that don't work. That's number one. Drugs that don't work. That was a good one. The DayQuil. Yeah.

Although I've got so many people arguing about it and quitting the show because I misrepresented Dayquil. to the point where I'm like, okay. I don't think it's that big a deal. Your explanation was not accurate. It wasn't very thorough. Yeah. Well, I guess it still has a cedaminophen in it.

But we kind of talked about that. Well, it also, they changed it. They took out the good stuff and swapped it with shitty stuff to stop people from making meth with the day to well. Right, but the shitty stuff doesn't actually. It did work. It used to work. Okay.

But when did they swatches? it out. It was like a while ago. In our lifetimes. When did Dayquil switch? It's even worse because it used to work. It's even worse because the Sudafedrine used to be in there. But they got rid of it

in 2006, man. That's like almost 20 years ago. I was fucking buying Dayquil like a fiend in 2005 and 2006. It's really not fair. Like they should have made them change the name. Dude, Kevin and the show, people do not even listen to the show. Kevin and the

chat says, Vito, you lied. You said Tylenol's a placebo. I said no. For chronic back pain. Yeah. For chronic back pain, Tylenol is no more effective than a placebo. For that one specific fucking usage. Why are you arguing with some guy saying that in the chat? Because I've been getting messages all week long going, Vito, you don't know nothing about drugs. I go, you said Tylenol doesn't do anything. I'm like, no, I didn't say that. I said for chronic back pain. at a time at all Does not work Somalian shit talking

That was the second Pet Residue And then TVs with more than four seasons Frankie Tuchin says I had a dream you guys asked me to design a shirt It was just Vito grinning With his arms outspread over the word buffet In all caps

It was in that black color In the merch store that caused a ruckus A few months back Heather black I think it was I think people would love that Little movie perp It was going so well then they got two bucks that's true

two dollars hey we like little movie perp you know that guy no what's he do he's uh he's a little movie perp he's been streaming with frog tony a lot though he's on the side of evil good old frog tony on if you retards our friends this week or not or enemies oh i love frog tony

he's just fucking nuts i mean that word means nothing too from you so i'm tony's here's frog tony's problem is every time I'm on his show. It's bombastic. It's exciting. The audience loves it. And he's afraid of having a good show. He's afraid of having me on there.

He goes, I don't want to have Vito on. I'm like, all right, well, you're going to have a bad show. 600 people now. Okay. Is that up? It's up from 400, yeah. There you go. Well, obviously, and also, I didn't even promote it. If I promoted it. Slam jam. Finally another fight episode, which is what

the show really became about after the stay off my property crash out. Yeah. I'm afraid that might be true. Destro. Dick destroyed another episode by laying into Vito with his irrationality. It is pretty bad how you destroyed yet another episode, but I'm sure you've learned from your mistake. Irrationality and no good reason are redundant.

Destro, idiot. At least the day quill part was good, but it was built on falsehoods, the dayclub part. Not entirely. It was the main point. The anecdote about your dad saying it doesn't work was wrong. Because it did work. No, because my dad would have said that back in like 2008 when it didn't work. So your dad was right on top of the switch then.

I wasn't talking to my dad about DayQuil when I was like eight years old, man. Okay. Captain Cheese. Oh, boy, I cannot wait to continue my years-long routine of watching Biggest Problem on Fridays. No more. Never again. Dot says I vividly remember. Because Vito hates the audience.

I have very dots as I remember very vividly Vito saying during the show to come to my house. Okay. Yeah, I say it all the time. It's one of my favorite things. Mock says Vito assumed that 11 and Stranger Things was a transgender boy because he was attracted to her. Is that true? Isn't 11 wearing a dress? Oh wait, it is a girl.

I'm all confused. You're so liberal. You don't even know a girl wearing a dress is okay. It looks like a girl. Kind of trans. Okay. It looks like a boy in a dress. No?

No. It looks like a little girl. It's the shaved head. The shaved head. But she moves and walks in a feminine way. Bro, just from, okay, if all you saw was the promo images for the show, you'd go, that's show about a little transgender kid. No. I would think, why did they shave that little girl's head?

Well, I've never shaved a little girl's head. So to me, it looks like a boy. Uh, muffy bands. God, Dick is being so dishonest about Vito telling people to come to his house. Stand outside of his house. Okay? Nah, that's bad. Shouldn't do that.

12E, I loved the last hour. I feel like you guys do your best shows when you argue with each other about drama. I want more of this. No, I'm not kidding. Rarity made my dress. One of the funniest episodes. I was laughing out loud multiple times at work. That's nice.

The Sonic Show says, Crazy How the Last Half was actually one of the best episodes in a long time. and it devolved so fast from there. Oh, okay, so he didn't like it. Oh, well, I liked it. I swear if Vito's new commitment on Friday is Friday night, magic, I'm going to burn his house down in Minecraft. I don't know what that was supposed to mean.

Is it magic? Is it Friday night magic that you're doing? It is not Friday night magic. You could, though. You should. I might. Maybe I will. They got a lot of cool promo cards coming out now.

It's a me. Yoshio says, I live in Africa. And yes, it's a constant daily cope about how much potential Africa has and how we're an amazing investment opportunity here. If you're into burning money, sure, constantly trying to sell that grip to the west and east, while at the same time shitting on the West for colonialism and demanding reparations through donations so that those on the top can hoard it while the poor stay on the poverty line. The only reason the continent hasn't realized any of this amazing potential that's apparently here is because white people ruined it, I guess.

Well, that's true. Gaddafi would have fixed Africa, but Hillary Clinton and the U.S. State Department killed him. So that's true. It's not all the crime and corruption and perpetual victim mentality. In another thousand years, they'll still be saying there's so much potential. Please invest in us. We don't need to invest in. You guys have enough. Black epilepsy says, go ahead.

Black epilepsy. Well, I was just going to say, it's always sad that, I don't know if you saw the news today where another Black Lives Matter organizer has been indicted for just stealing all the money and buying six houses. And you think about, you go, man, every white guy was there for pretty much every white guy was like, you know what? We're here for you guys. You're right.

Systemic racism. We want to stop it. Well, all your white guys. Yeah. All us, dumb white guys. All the white guys were not saying that. That's why I said, you know, a lot of them. The ones that, you know, whatever.

Yeah. And, uh, the pussy hats. you really go has there has have black people ever dropped the ball as hard as black lives matter i don't think so it's like you had every but every company in america was on their knees telling you how much they loved you and they wanted to give you money and then whatever else and it's like how'd you fuck that up well fuck but fuck what up like what more do they want they already get free everything black people but like they got way more free stuff and they just had to like you know kind of do something good with it, and then they probably could have kept getting free stuff.

They have unlimited free stuff. Black people have free health care, free food. They shut down the free stuff, but they're shutting it down. They shut it down. Yeah, but I don't think that was because of Black Lives Matter. Like, they took Black Lives Matter straight into the White House for four years. Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing, man.

They were getting, everybody was getting elected. Everybody was getting jobs. Yeah. It was like, man, if you could like, it's one of those thought experiments. If you can go to any time period and be anyone you want, it's like black guy, the second George Floyd gets killed. It's like that's not a bad place to be. I would be George Floyd.

That's what I would be. Well, you want to get out from under there, but. I would be high. Anyway. Black epilepsy. Man, Dick sucked so hard this episode. Great job not being funny and whining about everything. Whenever you're about to say, what do you mean?

Just stop yourself and eat a bullet. Pretty good insult. I thought we had a good argument. Riley says, Hey, Dick, you should suck Riley off more. It makes you look so cool. Riley visited Nick Krikata, I saw. Diddy?

That's wonderful. Diego. I talked to Nick Kriketa this week. He's doing good. That's good. Diego says it's weird how defensive Dick gets about Riley. Fuck that fat fuck. Guys, go nuts.

Give him your meanest. words. Zezer. Dick getting scammed by Big Pharma for 30 years was the funniest bit. Yeah, but then it turned out it was false. It was based on falsehoods. Well, the major ingredient is not working.

Yeah, but it used to do. If you want a Cedaminophen, just buy a Cedaminophen. You're just getting a Cidaminophen at that point. I don't want, I have a Cina minifedin. I want the pseudofedrine. I thought I was buying Sudofedrine. In that episode, I even said Sudifedrine and I thought, wait a minute. I know that that that

That's real. Case man. Yeah, but that's not in Dayquil, right? Well, it used to be. I can't believe Dick brought back Vito Ors. Obtus Gnome has a link. It says, let me find this link that he's got. This is the link.

I'll bring it up here. Let's see here. It says, it's by a gentleman named Max Cool. It says, so come to me. on Twitter, this is Max Coolest saying, at Vito Comedy, says, so come to my house and blow my brains out with a shotgun then.

Right. And what is this about? I don't know. I don't know why he said this to me. He just sent me this link. I don't know what he, I don't know what's what is it in propoa. So after you spent the last so after you wasted 30

minutes on the last show, trying to find screenshots of me telling Riley to come fight me. No, as any of those. You're now, you're now, you've now changed it to Vito told a different guy. This is just what obtus Ghanom says. No, I saw, I've seen you in the discord going,

oh, see, one time he did tell a guy, come to his, a completely different guy. Okay, here's one, here's something that Antoid sent. All right, this is a waste. This is so retarded. It says, come to my house, stay on the sidewalk.

Right. Let me read the name. It's by, oh, it's by Max Cool, that same guy. So, hold on. So, hold on. So, so when you said I told Riley to come fight me, and that was the screenshot you were looking for, this is what you've decided to move the goalpost to. I'm just getting links. I'm just getting links from these guys.

It says, come to my house. Just stay on the sidewalk. Dick has a discord where he goes and he cries whenever he's wrong. And he went in there and he said, oh, I can't you guys get me those screenshots of the time Vito told Riley to come fight him? but everyone said, Dick, we don't have those screenshots of Vito trying to get Riley to fight him. I do have one where he said to stay on the sidewalk. And then Dick's in the discord.

He goes, oh, see? He told him to stay on the sidewalk. That's basically the same thing as telling Riley to fight him. It's basically the exact same thing. Well, definitely, he's in the discord. He's in the discord with all. He's in the discord with all the dick heads going, yeah, we got him now. That's the exact same thing as telling Riley to fight him.

you. That's the exact same. It's a lot worse. Shoot me in the head with a shotgun. That's crazy. Is that directed at Riley? Is that directed at Riley? It's come to my house. I don't know where you got this Riley thing. It's come to my house and blow my brains out with a shotgun. You said you were in a private chat telling Riley to come to your house and fight you.

You've now turned it into me. No, no, no, no. I'm not turning it into anything. These are just links these guys had said. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I'm sure this is not about Riley. I don't know. what it's about. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You've now turned it into

Vito, who a guy said, I'm going to come to your house and kick me your ass and I fucking hate you. I said, so come to my house, blow my fucking brains out sarcastically, basically telling him how retarded it is. Cicastic.

Oh, I didn't know that. What does this have to do with Riley challenging me to fight? I don't know, man. I didn't bring up Riley. I don't know why you say Riley. You've been in the Discord all week. I have not.

Vito, I have not been in the Discord at all. All right. Well, let's bring up the Discord. Let's, no. Let's do this. Hold on. Yeah, go for it. Let's find it.

Hold on. I talk in the Discord like maybe two or three times. You go in the Discord whenever you get blown out on the show. I usually say, oh, what a fucking idiot. Hold on. You ruin another show with your crybaby routine, as you always do. You spend an hour crying. Then you get on the Discord, you go, oh, guys, you guys got those screenshots for me.

Did you guys find those screenshots? And they go, no, we found one where Vito told people to stay on the sidewalk. I think they pinned me. That's good enough. I think they pinned me. That's good enough. I think Antoine is ping me with it. No, no, go find it.

Go find me. Go find me, read what I said where I was crying. Here, let's take a look in the containment. I didn't know you're in my Discord. Are you paying? You got to pay for that. Let's see here. You've got to pay a low, low price of $1 to get all the hot, hot transcripts of me crying.

You also delete all your comments. No, I don't delete anything in Discord. Can you do that? Can you delete everything? You can delete Selective comments I delete all my tweets I have a service that does that

Yes you have a variety of things That get deleted Just that I don't have anything else So you're in the Dick Show Discord Going that retard We got him We nailed him Oh my god

That's a quote? I said all that You said that retard And you're talking to people I said that retard Okay so Wait that was it? That's all I said? So are you prepared to concede that I never told Riley to come to my house and fight me?

This is not about Riley. This is about the night school. Then why did you say that I told Riley to come to my house and fight me? In the group chat, in the clip of his group chat. I don't have access to that. No, I said last week I don't have access to that. Only Mintus. I cannot believe you're still crying about this Riley shit.

You've become an insufferable fucking woman, dude. I read negative comments about me. And then I... And then I clicked on the link. I used to do the show with a grown man. And I now do it with an insufferable horror. And that's fine. Do keep it up.

You have no idea who I... So this guy is... You weren't afraid of him at all. Do keep it up. You have no fucking idea who I am. Or who you were talking to. Come to my house and blow my brains out with a shotgun. I'm not afraid of any violence from these people.

You know, I didn't even mean to trigger you. I'm just clicking something that Antoid sent. Relax. Yeah, because you were... wrong and you can't just be wrong. It's like insane. I clicked a link that Antoid sent. This is like, these guys are sending in feedback. You wasted

30 minutes of the last episode looking for screenshots of me trying to fight Riley. Yeah. They don't have them. And you couldn't, yeah, there don't exist. And he kept going, Riley, call in, Riley, you got to fight. Maybe Mint has the screenshots. I got to get my piss horror friend Mint to send the screenshots.

Well, I'm sorry you couldn't get the screenshots of the non-existent thing. You've now moved the goalposts. congratulations. There's no goal post. These are links that these guys sent about you telling you got to shoot your head off of the shotgun. Vito told Riley to come to his house and fight him. I think you're misunderstanding that these are like proof of anything.

This is just a link of you saying come to my house and blow my head off with a shotgun, which is humorous to people. Why are you so. Do you not think that's humorous? It's from like a year ago. How does that make it not humorous? It's still, you were obviously thought it was funny when you said it. Yeah, that was really.

I said was very funny. It was a very funny response. What do you mean? Why are you so upset by it? It's merely a humorous... Because you're trying to use it, you're bringing up a tweet from a year ago to try and win an argument from last week. That has nothing to do with the topic. Vito. It is

a goofy comment that you made about coming to your house and blowing your brains out of the shotgun. When is that comment from? When is that comment from? I don't know. I close the window. Bring it, bring it back up. It is January 3rd. Oh, it was almost a year ago, exactly.

So you're bringing up a comment from a year ago. I, Antoid, sent me the link. I don't know where it's from. I'm sure that Antoid's thought it was humorous that you said, come to my house and blow my brains out with a shotgun then to a guy who's obviously unhinged. Yeah, okay, he constantly sent me messages saying

he wants me to die, he wants to fucking kill me, and I sarcastically flippantly told him. Yeah, this is all humorous things that you're saying. come to okay fine come to my house blow my head out with a shotgun then you don't think that's a little bit like humorous

it's a funny flippant Twitter response man why are you mad about Antoid sending it to me because what the fuck does it have to do with anything because you're on fucking because you're on your fucking discord wait read my discord quotes again read my discord quotes again I want to hear all the crying

your Twitter quote is when did I ever say come to my house and Quotes. No, read, read, oh, that's what that was what I was saying. Yeah, you're saying that, that guy's a retard, that fucking retard, you're calling me a retard. Why am I a retard? That's it? Why am I a retard? For saying, come to my house and blow my brains out. Why is that retarded? Why is that retarded? I don't think you should say that to someone that you're, that you don't, like, no, I don't think you should say that online, but definitely someone that you're fighting with who seems unstable. I don't think that's a good idea.

I think the point is that I'm being flippantly sarcastic. and going, yeah, okay, you want to kill me. You're going to fucking blow my brains out. Do what you got to do because I don't believe him. Yeah, okay. I mean, clearly, that's why you said it. Man, tanking another episode like 10 seconds into it. All right.

I played Antoine. I clicked on Antoine's sleep. No, it's good. I read the- You had to bring it up. I read the negative comments. And I read the positive comments. It's pretty even, pretty even commenting.

is a silly comment meant for humorous and meant for humorous laughs no it's it's to go veto did something wrong right he shouldn't have said that it is it is a bit it's a bit silly but i don't know if i mean i don't know if it's wrong it's just like saying silly things online it's silly i say a lot of silly things online i don't need them fucking picked apart a year later to try and win some shitty argument no one's picking it apart i just read it and said it's funny i'll leave it to i'll leave it to the audience to make up their own minds about it. It's merely a humorous, merely a humorous tweet. I remember when we did a comedy show.

Now it's just Vito did something wrong a year ago and we're going to pick it apart. JD Kintz says the only video game that should be done is getting Vito to play those shitty pornographic Atari games like Custer's Revenge. Bottom of the map. I was probably listening to the original biggest problem in the universe before I started listening to this one. It was fun and entertaining. And this, oh, okay, here's one for you. And this one was two, well, this one was two for a long time until Dick Masterson started menopause and it's been crazily going down since then. There you go.

See, it's even. Cool. Honestly, Dick's over, here's another one. Honestly, Dick's overreacting to Vito being a hypocrite. Made the show way worse. Vito being a scumbag is funny. Just call it out and make fun of him for it instead of... I am a hypocrite.

Who gives a shit at this point? it's fucking retarded. I think that's what he's saying. Instead of an hour of just acting like it's a serious thing. You're right. It doesn't matter. I hope Men Salad gets raped a thousand ways from Sunday. And I will say it a million times and I don't care.

Don't say it a million times. You got to mix it up a little bit. Half dozen. You got to like say more elaborate types of rape if you're going to say it again and again. And an insufferable, talentless bitch ruined a great podcast. Nah. It's. Yeah, okay.

Kevin H. I love Dick Rubbing's Vito's nose and his mouth. And Riley's cool now because he's away from her. The best part is knowing after all this Vito will immediately go back

to doing exactly the same thing. There you go. So he's negative. What about you? Conrad Clonker, the oily residue you feel after petting pets is the thing Vito knows about.

It's Cibum. He spelled your name wrong too. Lots of animals secrete it. It doesn't only come from Vito's head. There you go. That's the comments today. Has anyone seen that fucking whore in Schizophren? Does anyone know that those retards are you're currently at?

I mean, I don't know. I think Reddit would be very interested in your crusade against them. I don't know if everyone is. Oh, it's not a crusade. I just, they're horrible, shitty people. Continue, please. Let's hear it. Well, I don't know why you spend all this fucking time fucking running cover for this. these retards. Like you're so autistically devoted to the retards who do nothing but try

to bring this show down and protect them at every fucking turn. Vito's always wrong. Which, which retards? All of them. All of them. Riley, Mint, and Schizophrenon? I guess. I don't know, man. And then I go, hey, this guy's talking about coming to my house. I don't want to talk about them on

the show. And you go, that's internet drama. We can't fucking talk about that. We can't talk about what? Schizophrenon coming to your house? Or... Dude, I said, I said, I don't want to talk about this guy on the show if he's going to, if he's going to joke about coming to my house, which he ended up doing, of course. You threw a big fucking fit. You go on Twitter, you go, Vito's trying to bother me with fucking internet drama. I said, no, this guy's unhinged.

And he clearly fucking is because then he fucking stole all of Riley's shit and stole his girl. So I was completely right. I said, I don't want to give this guy fucking airtime. I don't know. Taking someone's girl means they're unhinged. Whatever. He stole all his fucking shit. And I said, hey, Dick.

I sent you a simple email. I said, listen, man, if this guy's going to talk about coming to my house and fucking around, I'm not going to give him air time. You freaked out. You went on Twitter and you said, Vito's bothering me with the internet drama again. Yeah, that's accurate. Yeah. Okay. So, but it was an internet drama because he did come to my house.

Yeah, and you call the cops. So there you go. That's what. Right. So I was right. I said, I'm not going to give this guy fucking air time. I'm not going to fucking read his super chats and whatever because he's talking about doing a fucked up thing. He said, no, he's not going to do it.

It's going to be. Fine, da. No, I thought he would come to your house. And you still wanted me to fucking promote him and promote his videos? I'm not doing that for that fucking guy. That's retarded. Well, I think you should do one of the other. Like, if you're going to interact with them.

Right, so I sent you an email and I said, I'm not talking about this guy. Yeah, but you do. Like you, I mean, not on the show, but you do, you do interact with them. No, I don't. Well, there's the, here, I could bring it up again. Come to my house. shoot me with the head with a shotgun. Was that at Schizophrenc.

No. No, is that the Knife School guy? I mean, I don't really remember you at Schizophrenxon interacting. Like, I don't have any kind of timeline of it. So in the future, when I say, hey, this guy's going over the line,

he's saying he's going to come to my house. I don't want to talk about it on the show. You don't need to screenshot my fucking email. Go on Twitter and say, Vito's bothering me about internet drama. Well, you don't got to do that. You know what was great? When I could come to you,

privately with a concern and go, hey, this guy's saying some crazy shit. I kind of don't want to talk about them on the show. And it said, now I can't, I can't send you any messages about anything because I go, well, Dick will just screenshot it and try to make me look like a retard. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's a good, um, yeah, hey, that really helps the show that I literally can't communicate with you because you'll fucking screenshot it and try to ridicule me. I try to fix my audio settings. You take a screenshot of those.

You go to Twitter, you go, look at how fucked Vito's audio settings are. It's like you can't resist any attempt to. I make to just make the show easier for me or make the show better, you go instantly looking for an opportunity to dunk on me on the fucking internet. Just stop. I think you're

reading a lot into me posting your audio settings, looking for assistance with your audio settings. When I said, I remember, no, I remember exactly that post you're talking about. I said, aha, we've got the problem. And it was because

a, something like your compressions. was janked up really higher, the gain was janked up really high. I assume it's deleted because it was a long time ago, but I remember specifically seeing the audio settings and saying, boom, there it is, copying it and posting it to Twitter, mostly to confirm and show people that the audio would be addressed or hope for feedback. That wasn't a, I don't know why you would read, I mean, I don't want to guess.

If you read into it that this was to make you look stupid, it wasn't it was more about finding the the issue of your audio the root issue the root cause of your audio problems so so say hey we're trying to figure out videos if anyone has any ideas instead we did that okay every two seconds

Martian Johnny offered to fix your audio a lot of people yeah and I work with fucking all of them well they didn't fix it what are you to tell you it was bad for a long time and then I went and I bought a whole new fucking microphone. I bought a whole new fucking air conditioner. And it sounded better. I don't know, man. Right?

Great. You're right. So I fucking tried other stuff after we couldn't figure anything else out. Great. There you go. I'm tired of the veto's a piece of shit show, man. It's like, it's fucking infuriating. Well, a year ago, I told Knife School, yeah, blow my brains out

with a shotgun. And that means everyone is justified. Everyone can come to my house. That means it's basically the same as what you're saying is crazy right now. It doesn't mean any of that stuff. I'm basically just boogie, right? I'm the same as boogie. I told people to come to my house and fight me and anybody can do whatever they want. Well, they can't do whatever they want, but it's just humorous that you, it's, have you ever

seen someone say to someone on a thousand? Dude, I tweet so much shit out of a thousand times I say, leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone. One guy goes, I want to fucking kill you. I'm going to whatever. And to one guy, I go, okay, blow my. brains out with a shotgun, you go, oh, see, Vito wants people to bring a shotgun to his house. I don't think anyone thinks you want someone to bring a shotgun to your house and blow your

your bag out. Yeah, I think they understand that that's sarcastic. That's not me telling anyone to fucking pull up, as I'm constantly accused of. Yeah, but when you're talking to crazy, like, you're not afraid of a normal person showing up to your house with a shotgun, but you should probably be afraid of a crazy

person showing up to your house with a shotgun. But I'm not afraid of that guy's going up at my house with a shotgun. I'm also not afraid of Riley putting pig's blood in my car as you constantly accuse me of. The only thing I was ever upset about was a dude telling me he was going to film shit on my property. And I said, don't

film shit here. I don't want this to be an area for filming and making bits. I'm going to tell you that's not effective to say, shoot me in the head with a shotgun and also don't film any bits. I don't think I needed to be effective. It was a joke.

I think the humor or the reason Antoid sent it to me was because when you're posting on the internet, it's a global audience. So you're kind of necessarily posting it to people who may be crazy. It's kind of like asking for it. So here's my open invitation. Everyone come to my house and kill me. Everyone is allowed to do it. There you go. Now we, now there's no hypocrisy. Anyone is allowed to come to my house and shoot me in the head with, It's just funny. Come to my house and shoot me.

Come to my house, film a fucking feature length movie, and then cut my head off with a chainsaw. There, it's an invitation. He said it. That means we can do it. He was 100% serious. Well, I think Antoid's got his, got what he wanted out of that link. I think everybody should come kill me. Just come do it.

I don't care anymore. It's fine. Do you have a problem? Vito's the ultimate hypocrite. He's always wrong. and he sucks. I don't think people really care about being a hypocrite though. Like,

like you're saying they don't. I didn't think it was that big a deal either, but it's managed to derail like 18 fucking episodes of this show for some fucking reason. Well, I don't know, man. A lot of people are coming to your house. How did that happen? People come to my house and it's like, yeah, all right.

As long as we're being, as long as we're being open and honors with each other, tell the audience why I'm not allowed in your studio. Um, every, every second of my life is now dominated by a sound that sounds like, it sounds exactly like the hypno-the-hypno-toed except crank. So it's tinnitus. That's fine. That's a perfectly reasonable explanation. I'm sorry to interrupt. Do you want the explanation or not? Yeah, I guess. Well, what do you mean you guess? You use it in a way That why don't you just say that

Why don't I just say what Okay because people ask you I ask you on Reddit They go hey Major severe hearing problems Sure Yeah I do And the people

Okay so people ask you Hey why is Vito When is Vito going to be allowed back at studio Never And then you never And you don't say it's because of my tinnitus Well you didn't let me finish It's not 100% because of my tinnitus.

That's how it started. It was desperate. It was about a month or two of just desperation. I got to be able to, I got to try to keep things going in life when your head is just full of stabbing pain. I spent all of it with ear plugs in or at the doctors or in the shower. worried about how the rest of my life was going to be when my son was born. And if I could even be an effective father for a kid without being able to hear. Not just without being able to hear, but having hearing result in severe pain and a permanent wince

whenever anyone made a sound, whether I was going to be locked in some kind of nightmare, like a Victorian villain like Miss Havisham where the whole house had to be quiet or I just couldn't survive or if I was just going to blow my brains out which was no longer on the table obviously because they get a kid and their wife and I can support them that was the first probably two months

and that's when all the shit that they don't want to be named went down after that academia? Yeah all that stuff I don't even want to get into After that, I don't know. It's a central nervous system issue. Some people cure it.

Some people don't. But it is, it might be based on emotion because it's a central nervous system issue. Something is wrong. So when I'm there, it triggers you. I don't know, Vito, but I will tell you this. And I don't know if I've ever said this anybody. and I really I think you take things

differently and personally a lot and I don't mean it when I say this this is just a coincidence I'm certain but the first time I noticed it was when your car got destroyed and I was driving you home from my house

and halfway through driving you home I could feel something go really wrong in my head and you were telling a story and laughing and for some reason I thought that you were just like screaming and I was I was wincing and going like what the fuck is wrong with this guy why won't he why is he talking so loud and I dropped you off and I could barely say I could barely say goodbye I went home and um the next day it it faded a little bit the next

day but then that weekend it came roaring back um permanently so did I create your tonight I don't I don't I really don't I mean it's like it's totally insane to say yes but it's a central nervous system. Like it could have been just me. It could be anything. It could have been me listening to a movie. It could have been me playing the piano. It could be me drinking too much.

It could have been me doing too much cocaine. It could be me stressing out about the baby. It could have been me stressing out about a million other things. It could just be genetic. Nobody fucking knows. But that is when I, that's when I first noticed it. And nothing is worth like prolonging it. Definitely not a podcast.

Bro, okay. This is the first time you've said this to me. If there's me, if me, my voice and whatever shrill tone is causing tinnitus, obviously, that's fine. Well, I don't think it's causing it, but. It's not helping. I don't know. Okay. But when people ask you, hey, why is Vito not allowed in studio?

Just you do this little wink, wink, well, he knows why. And no, no, no, no. He's never coming back. Yeah, that's true. It changed. After, that was, that was the first two months out of desperation. But after that, I was like, this is, you're doing way too much weird stuff. I don't want to deal with this.

This is, either it's going to be stressful like this or it's just going to be, this is not something I want to deal with. I don't like the calling. I already, you know, you know that. I don't like all the, I don't like all the calling. I don't like this kind of like hectoring.

That's, that's the final reason. So it's partly, it's partly tinnitus and partly, you know, interpersonal problems. But it's mostly that I'm annoying. I don't know, man. You're asking me to put,

like, you're asking me to quantify these things that are, just highly emotional and Well, I feel like if I'm half the show, we did a great show in studio and now it's not in studio. Okay. That's fine.

You have tinnitus. I don't mind doing a remote show. What I mind is you constantly kind of doing this wink wink, wink, nod whenever you're asked about it and going, oh, well, Vito's not in the studio. He knows why. I've never said he knows why. Never.

I say you just sound like. yeah and i you've i've never known exactly what the reason is well yeah it started with hypercuses and then you know the months the months right when that hit and the months after it were just like a fucking nightmare i thought i don't i don't need to deal with this let's just do a remote show can work uh i thought it would be better i you know i didn't know there would be so many issues there's a lot of things you can do in a remote show that you can't do in a in a studio show i thought it would be i don't have a problem doing a remote show but like Can we coordinate on it?

Can we figure out how to make it work? Can we, like, have a fucking open chat room where we just go, hey, this would be good for the show. We have that. In Discord. It's the Coms channel. We have that. I don't want to chat room with other people in it. I don't want to fucking, okay?

And I don't want to be hanging out in that Discord, which has just turned into the Vito is a piece of shit Discord. I don't want to do anything in there. Well, you can send it to Doug Trio or Trio, Doug. I forgot what it is. No. I don't want to do that. I want to just talk about, I want to go, hey, what problems are you doing this week? Remember, we used to go, hey, what problems are you doing this week?

Yeah, and it's worked just fine without that. The problems are the best part of this shit is horrible. It hasn't been. You got to admit that the problems have been fine. I guess. I don't know. I mean, yeah, it's not like a huge, dude. Yeah.

Can we just, can we just have a chat room where we just, I'm not going to bother you about it? I don't like private stuff. I don't like private stuff. Because you can't... What do you mean? Okay, Trio Doug will be in there. We can have a select group of people. We're not doing it in the fucking Discord.

Oh, you don't want it in the comms room because other people can see it. Yes. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, hide the clock channel. We can just make a room for, like, people who are actually associated with the show. This is what fucked up in the group chats, though. Then it gets... I don't know.

I'll think about it. I won't talk about anything at all. I don't... Here's the thing. You seem to think that I really want to talk to you about stuff. And I don't. Well, yeah. Yeah. I don't want to bother you. I don't want to be a part of your life. I know that all I do is annoy you. And I don't want to do that. Okay. But let's put it this way. With the stream yard, I'm sitting there for 30 minutes trying to rejoin the stream yard. You can't see me. And I have no way. What am I going to do? I'm going to send you an email. Those are filtered into trash. I know.

What do you mean you're trying to rejoin street yard? I can't text you. I was sitting in the back end of Streamyard one time for 20 minutes waiting for you to re-ad me to the show. And I have no way to contact you. I don't think a chat room's going to help with that. No. I mean, that's kind of like an edge case. I don't even know if I am concerned about that.

What do you call it? Do you have a Is that your problem? No comms? I think the problem is that we should Reconvene and just do this show next week. Let's take a couple weeks off. We'll come back.

Let's think about it. Let's see how we feel. Maybe we'll do a wrap-up show in January. But let's give it a good, let's give it a thought. There's, yeah, I don't know what's going on, man. I'm not trying to be an asshole, but like I'm very, I don't know. I don't even know how to put it. But I feel constantly attached.

I know you think that it's all in my head. I don't fucking know. Well, I mean, look, it's just maybe it was great show for a while. Maybe it's just not a good spend of time. Time's very limited. Maybe it's just not a good spend of time now. The Patreon's going down.

Support is falling off a cliff. You know, maybe it's just not. But I don't think it has to be that way. Well, me too, but, um, We're not anywhere near each other. We're not anywhere near what each other needs out of whatever making the show is. So sometimes you just got to say, well, you know, that's it. I need, okay, I need a better understanding of, you told me have good energy, don't fight with the fans, fix your audio.

Yeah. I'm really trying to do all that. Well, so what's the problem? That, I see comments from you and you go, Vito's fucking up the show. Vito's ruining everything. Well, the audio's not fixed. I never, okay. Well, I never see from you, hey, you know, Vito's trying, Vito's doing it. Like, you just seem to think I'm not doing anything. Uh, I don't know why your audio took so long to fix.

I don't know why the fan fighting. Because I didn't know what I have to spend. Here, here, let me, let me read you. This is a, I'll just do my problem today if you don't have any. Sure. I have problems. This is a problem from the loks. Okay? Does that name sound familiar to you?

Yes. He says, pretty sure Vito banned me from super chatting on the biggest problem in the universe. I used to send chats every episode, multiple $50 chats. I was a Patreon from day one until Vito banned me.

His ego is ridiculous. I appreciate the way you go after. I banned him from what? Super chatting Okay, well I have not banned any superchats, so I don't know Well, you banned him And he can't super chat

Does that ring a bell at all? Because he said it just happened Does it sound familiar? The locks? No, I don't know. Yeah, and I got the email I get a lot of emails like this, but I got the email and I remember his name

like perfectly because it always remind me of the loks. Maybe it's the loks sunglasses that Mexicans have. And I got this email and I thought, what? What's the point? You know?

Yeah. I don't know, man. Super, this guy's supported from day one. Tons of super chats. Why did he get banned? I don't know. I'd have to see what he said. People try to post my fucking address.

People. Oh. He said He said he thought he got banned He thought he was this super chat That did him in He sent a chat The last chat he sent was

I have never banned to anyone for a superchip Well I didn't believe him So I went to look at the moderation The last super chat he said was Quote I don't like you You ruin the show

That's what he said Okay So I went to I went to the band user list see who's on it. And I saw a lot of guys that used to send a lot of super chats. The only people that I've ever banned are the ones who are, to be clear, in the comments

telling people to pull their support from the show. So if you post a comment, if you post a comment that says you need to cancel your Patreon subscription, this show is over. we all need to tank the Patreon I go I go that's not useful at all

and I ban them Okay hot fart Dingledor if you remember them They say I never banned that guy I have never banned that guy Laser wombat Onion DESU

I mean we also have moderators who have the ability to ban So I don't know if there's mods I don't know Don't the moderators Have the ability to fucking ban people I don't know Maybe we got to

Mog, Mod, I don't know. But I got this, and you know, I mean, you know how I feel about people who support the show. Like they're... Right, but they're specifically not supporting the show. They're posting... Again, they're posting, hey, if you're reading this, go to Patreon right now and cancel your Patreon. Those are the only people I ever banned because I go, well, now you're just trying to fucking tank the show. That's not a fan of the show at that point.

It's kind of like you're saying that he said that, but I don't know. I don't know that that's true. I don't know if everybody... I can guarantee the only people whose comments, I look at the comments and when the comments say, go to Patreon, the show is dead. We need to cancel the Patreon. I go, I don't need comments telling people that the show is dead and we need to cancel our patrons. Okay. So these guys gave a lot of money and then they, all these guys went on a campaign of cancel the Patreon. Yeah. Dude, they do that. They post a comment that says, this is over. I'm pulling my Patreon support. I don't know why anybody would ever support this show. And I go, okay.

So normal people, and again, there's a lot of people who listen to the show and they go, I don't know what these guys are talking about. It's still a great show. But there's some people who just constantly doom post. They have this thing where they're like, I really want to destroy biggest problem. I want to destroy the Patreon. I want to, you know, make it so people quit. And so they post comments saying, hey, oh, we all need to cancel our patrons.

And I said, I think that's a good reason to ban somebody is to be like, well, no. Like you can say, hey, the show, this episode sucks, or man, I really hope they get it together. But encouraging people to go to Patreon and start canceling all their shit to fuck with the show's income. I go, okay, so it's fine if you've given up on the show and you want to cancel, you know, making a big public declaration of it and trying to get other people to go along with it. I go, this is not your place to grandstand and announce, oh, I'm quitting the Patreon. Everyone needs to know about it. and we should all do it. Fucking with someone's income is bad, right?

Fucking with someone's income is bad, right? Well, it's something that why would we, or whatever, why would I, I'll take responsibility for it. Yeah. I'm a guy I'm trying to make the show the best I can. I'm trying to do as much work as I can. And somebody's in there going, we should cancel, I'm leaving, this show sucks, and everybody should cancel their Patreon.

And I go, how does that help me at all? Like, again, he's not a fan at this point. He's already quit the Patreon or he's saying he is. And it's like, okay, so don't let the door hit you on the way out. But why do you got to announce it as a big like, oh, fuck you guys, I'm taking your money away, whatever. I'm like, no, you don't get to grandstand here. Delete your comment and fucking ban you. This guy's email indicates that he was not doing that.

This guy's email indicates that he was just sending a super chat and that's how he found out that he was banned. And then he says. Well, if he changed, if he changed this. mind about, you know, if some people were fucking around because then people... So are you saying... I'm sorry, are you saying that the Lokes was saying, was telling people not to

subscribe to the show? That's the only comments. When I go through the show and I look at the comments at the end of the show, whenever I see a comment that says, cancel your Patreon immediately, we got to take... Look at this fucking Patreon.

We got to tank the show. Whatever. I don't know the exact way they phrase it. I just feel like he wouldn't... I feel like he would write a different email if that's why he... I feel like he would know why he got banned. if he had said that. Bro, I guarantee

he's one of the guys who said that. Now, is he a current Patreon? Or is he current patron? Well, no, he's, remember he said, he said patron from day one until the banning stuff started. Now he's, that's why I pulled my... What banning stuff?

That's why, well, you ban... So he pulled his patron and then he went in the cop. It happened after? Vito. It happened like a, it happened the way a normal person. getting fucked over happened.

Like they got banned and then said well fuck you. Then I pull my Patreon. Bro, there are, go look at the comments of the show. There's a million comments telling me I'm a piece of shit. You think I'm banning all those people? I mean, kind of seems like it. And I'm telling you okay, I'm not banning everyone who calls me a piece of shit. There's a billion comments calling me a piece of shit. I don't know why this guy was banned. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.

I'm telling you the only people I ever ban is the guys who are canceling their Patreon and they think on the way out, they got to post a big comment about how great it is that they're canceling their Patreon and I go, that's retarded, this is not your little soapbox, you go, I was a big fan and now I got to cancel because the show's ruined and blah.

I think they should be able to say that. People say that about my show all the time. You can say it anywhere else. Just don't say it under the fucking video. You're done with the show. Well, I don't think this guy said that though. Dude, I swear to God, those are the only people I've been banning out of the comments is the guys who do a little

Patreon quitting grandstand. bragging about how great it is that they quit Patreon but he was already banned so he couldn't have said that don't you think it says right here he can say he can say that you can you can brag about leaving the Patreon on any other platform but you're not going to do it under the comments of the fucking YouTube video and sour the show for everybody else

I feel like you're saying this like you're making this grandstanding thing you're kind of like making it because it's defensible but it doesn't none of that happened with this guy that I'm talking about I didn't know how to put it I didn't know how to explain it, but when I think about it, like, yeah, when I see people say

Hey, I'm canceling the Patreon, fuck this show. He must have, because there's nobody else I banned for any other reason. So, dude, you can call me a fucking pig. You could say veto's the worst or whatever else, but if you say you're canceling the fucking Patreon, I go

go say that somewhere else. But he didn't do that. Well, what did he say then? He said, what's the super chat? Yeah, the last, he said, I sent the, I sent I sent a chat that said something like I don't like you, you ruined the show. Asshole behavior, got full of himself,

and forgot the fans are what keeps the show going. There's a million comments. There's a million comments like that. I'm not banning people for saying that. Maybe YouTube has a glitch. Well, it's also possible. Half the time when people think they got banned, it's because their fucking credit card's not connected or some shit.

But I don't fucking, he was banned in the back end. Yeah, he's banned, yeah. Yeah, because I don't, you know, I think the same thing. Like, something must be messed up. Just because I recognized his name. And whenever I saw his name in the past, I thought, oh, awesome, this guy. Well, here's the thing is I also recognize his name. So that's why I'm confused as I go, I wouldn't ban a guy who I know is a supporter

unless I looked at the comments and they had said, hey, I'm fucking, you know, canceling my Patreon, fuck this show. That's the only fucking comments. And again, this is like five people have done this that I've banned. I've seen like five comments. FR 8242. He used to send a ton of money, man. He used to send a lot of money.

Again, I'm not, he must have posted. I'm canceling my fucking Patreon. Fuck this show. And I go, okay, so you're done with the show. And now they're telling me, oh, no, I'm not actually done with the show. Like, I still want to super chat and stuff. Well, then why did you say you were canceling the Patreon, fuck this show? Where did he say, can you find where he said that?

No, because I fucking deleted it. but dude again okay dude look at the comments on any recent episode there's a million comments say veto's tanging the show veto's a piece of shit I don't just ban people and I especially don't ban people for superchats because I don't see the superchets

I read them and then after the show like you know throughout the week I'll check the comments and the only people I ban it's all curious isn't it bro you can leave a million comments but dude you can look at any episode there's a million comments about what a piece of shit I am

Does this really matter? Is this what you want to be doing with your Thursday night? All this like, all this arguing about, all this arguing about why this person was banned. I mean. Okay. Well, I mean, if somebody, I think that, again, this is something that I wish we could just talk about because I would go, hey, Dick. Why would I want to ever want to talk about this? You're talking about it right now.

I have to get, because you have a problem with it. It's for an audience. Right. But you're having a problem. You have a problem with how I'm moderating the fucking comments. And I'm telling you, bro, if somebody says, fuck your Patreon, I'm pulling my support, I'm done with this show. And again, only ones that mention the Patreon because they're trying to convince other people. They're like, this show sucks now.

We should all cancel our fucking Patreon. I'm like, no, if you want to fucking lead a little campaign to get people to cancel the Patreon, you can do anywhere else. You've explained this like. But you agree with me on that. No, I think you're like making up a story. I mean, and no, I don't. Like, I don't, I don't delete comments. I, if I could delete, I could delete the comments too, I don't.

So I obviously don't agree with you. Sure. Okay. Well, I mean, I can leave it alone, I guess, but I guess I just see it and I go, that's so fucking shitty. I don't think it matters anymore. Like, these are all people who supported the show and now they're gone. It doesn't really matter what you delete or don't delete. But again, they're not leaving because they're banned.

They're leaving. They already said, hey, I hate the fucking show. But you are just saying that. You're just making that up. I'm really not. But there's no proof or indication from these people that that's what happened. It's just a long story you've told like over and over again. If I ban it, I have no way to contact you so there's no point.

But in the future, if somebody posts a comment that says, hey, fuck you guys. I'm cancel Patreon. Everyone should cancel Patreon. I'll take a screenshot of it. Why? Because then I can go, here's why this guy got banned. he's in there telling everybody cancel fucking Patreon uh...

Yeah, I guess But you're right I mean I can't discuss I don't know Honestly Honestly I feel like why bother I honestly I really feel like by why bother

Okay It could be a why bother situation Who cares let them say they're going to cancel the Patreon No I mean why bother with any of this What? Doing this show Well Yeah why why bother with these like

arguments over why supporters are getting banned and screenshots and all this piddly shit. They're quitting the show. The only people I have banned are people who have said, I'm not a supporter. I don't support you. I hate the show and I'm leaving the show. That's not banning supporters.

The only people who get banned are the people who say specifically the opposite of being a supporter. And then they go to you and they go, Dick, I don't know what happened. I'm a huge supporter. And then you go, then why did you post that shit saying, I hate the fucking show and I'm pulling, but they do this all the time, Dick. They go to you and they go, I don't know. I don't believe you at all.

I don't believe any of this. Well, I don't know what to tell you, man. Have you seen comments on our YouTube saying fucking cancel the Patreon? Everybody canceled the Patreon? No, I've pretty much only gotten people saying. And you know why you haven't seen those? You know why you haven't seen those? Because I fucking deleted them.

Good job. I pretty much only get emails about Hey I supported the show forever and fuck Now I got banned, fuck you I'm pulling support Where, okay hold on where Probably like I don't know I'm not gonna say maybe once or twice a month

Maybe twice or twice a month It's basically the only thing I hear Yeah once or twice a month All right I'm gonna real quick Look at the Patreon back end Okay which says Now we have the exit surveys, right?

Yeah. So this is where, because you've decided to leave the Patreon, you can say, the reason I'm leaving the Patreon is because Vito banned me. Okay? So that's what they would say. Feedback. Why would they say that? Because, again, you're saying that the reason people are no longer supporters is they're getting banned. No, I'm not saying, I'm saying these people, these people that, this guy that email. Okay. So if you got banned, wouldn't you, wouldn't you cancel? your Patreon and then in your exit survey say the reason I'm leaving is because I'm banned from sending superchats.

I no longer feel like a part of the show. Why would someone fill out a survey? Okay, well, here's what... All right, here's the exit survey is from Patreon. All right? December 11th. Dick is turning to a petty bully. It's not funny or fun to listen to. Next guy says veto.

Next guy says no silly pants skating routine. Next guy says Dick is becoming insufferable. Next guy says dick. Next guy says, it's mostly fighting now. Next guy says Vito is not as funny as he is petty. Next guy says Vito is a lying awful person. Vito makes the show

annoying to listen to. I'll still listen to the regular episodes, but the show doesn't have the same energy. Vito shouldn't get any more money until he refunds me. Vito always talking about nerd shit and Reddit tier problems like DER. A hot dog is a sandwich. Okay. So yeah, there's issues that make people want to leave the show.

What was the point of that exercise? Because me banning the one or two people who have posted a comment on YouTube saying, we should all cancel our Patreon and go, again, you're just making that part up. What's the point of doing the, what's the point of doing the show? I'm sorry, I was, I was talking when you made the connective phrase. Say that part again? So you're saying the reason to not do the show is because one or two guys got banned and I'm telling you that they were on posted comments about canceling

Patreon and you don't believe it no I don't believe it how many people are banned I don't know like three or three or four not that fuck well you know it's funny because you're saying it's a million

no I'm not it's one or two okay and no one no one no one will care about them you know people don't care about one guy they only want their show they're going to be they're going to be pissed at me for even bringing this up um

But I think there's still better things that we could be doing with our time than having these arguments over who said to ban the show. And like moderation, like comment moderation. Like it's not, this isn't something anybody wants to be doing we're listening to. I can get rid of all our current moderators because maybe one of them's fucking around. Maybe, I don't know. I don't know. I think maybe we should just take some time off and think about it and figure out what to do.

I don't, as much as I don't want people who supported the show to get fucked over, I also don't want active supporters and listeners to get fucked over, but, you know, time is precious, man. Spending it in this, spending it in this toxic, like, arguments over content, a comment moderation is not common. comedy. Sometimes it's just best to walk away. And if that's the case...

If that's the case, we should do a final show, like in January, and just put it to bed. You know what I mean? Think about it. Do you have a problem that you want to bring in, and we'll think about it. We'll take a couple weeks off and come back. I'll take a couple weeks off and come back. I don't want to... And we'll think about it.

it's just like it's such a waste of time no one why is it's not good to argue about content moderation it's retarded it really doesn't matter I'm not the one who brought it up what do you mean um well yeah I didn't think it would turn into an argument I thought it would be

an explanation or something not about what I'm explaining the made up things about who said who may have said what right bro you you asked me why did this guy get banned i told you the only reason i would have i banned people from the comments and i never ban anyone for super chats okay that's my problem oh man you got one we can read super chats and then call it a night i mean no i'll do my problems all of this could be so much simpler dick here's what i'm going to say

is I'm excited. I'm excited for this next problem. Okay. What is it? Did you hear about a portion of Interstate 5 that cuts through San Diego experiencing an eight-hour traffic jam? Yeah. Why would that happen, Dick?

Must be something. It must be a horrific crash. Yeah. There must be millions dead on the road. Monkeys. It's those herpes monkeys that got loose again. It's those fucking monkeys. Yeah.

It's one guy who wants to kill himself. standing on the fucking outside of an overpass. I saw that shit. Shoot him. Dick, my problem is suicide prevention. We got to stop. There's no reason. If a guy climbs on the outside of a freeway, just go,

hey, look, that guy's probably going to kill himself. Yeah. Should we call the cops? Yeah, they'd probably want to see that. That's the only discussion that should be had. Yeah. Yeah, call the cops so they can come watch this. guy kill himself because it's a complete waste of everybody else's fucking time.

Just get like a body bag ready. You can jump right into that. Get a, get a fucking wood chipper, park it under the bridge and go, we made it way easier. This way, you'll definitely die when you fall. So just jump into the wood shipper and everything will be fine. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

We, how wide. And not in a gay way, not like Canada, where it's, you know, requested assistance. suicide where you have to go into sarcophagus, you have to get a cocktail, like real, real honest to God assisted suicide by the police. Yeah, absolutely. Dick, suicides, if you want a suicide, I'll pretend it's sad or whatever, but if you're causing trouble for everybody else, we got to just go, hey, just let the fucking guy. We don't need to, we don't need to bring a counselor.

We don't need to, you're on the outside of the bridge. If you're 90% of the way to a suicide, we're just going to let it happen now. We're not going to, who are we going to walk him back? I had to have that, like, documentary about that guy who hangs out by San Francisco Bridge and he, like, you know, tells people about to jump. Yeah. What a narcissist. And you go, just let a, what a, yeah, oh, you want to be the center of attention for everybody's fucking suicide. He's talking about all the guys.

He couldn't stop. And you're like, fuck you. Who cares? Just let a fucking jump. It's so exciting when the, when the trans people post a picture of that bridge. You know, that one that every, that they all jump off of. Yeah, they love that. They love that bridge, man.

It's so, it's, it's, it's, uh, it's about. the only thing that's exciting anymore. It gets them off. I think trans people are like, yeah, you know, what's cool about being trans? There's always this like, yeah, maybe he's going to jump off a bridge, you know, there's like an edgy component to it. It's like, you know, it's like asking a woman like, are you going to get pregnant or are you going to get married? Like, are you said, it's like, that's what they ask them. Like, well, where are you going to kill yourself? Like, what's the, you have it picked out? Anytime you, a trans person introduces themselves, they go, you know, hey, I'm a trans person.

So, you know, watch if I get a. close to the ledge, right? You know? Don't let me, don't let me, if you got a loading gun in the house, you better keep that thing locked down. There's like a little bit of excitement to it to being trans, I think. Here's the problem, Dick.

Suicide creates all these problems. In the UK Rail Network, suicides in the track cause 400,000 minutes of train delays. That's 6,667 hours. Every year, the average delay per suicide is 25 hours of time lost. 25 hours a year? Can you imagine if we just put machine guns on the front of the train to just, you know, put enough holes in them so that when they fucking barrels through,

it just can keep going and we don't got to worry about anything? Yeah. Or like, you know how they have the third rail? Make the whole track a fucking third rail. The second you're down there, it's all third rail. So we don't go to worry about like, oh, maybe we can get them back. No, you're dead. The second you're down there, you're dead.

Well, you know. And when they're smush, just treat it like any other of the. the dead rats that are down there. You don't need to stop everything. There's nothing like special about the carcass that you have to be acting so precious about. You don't got to put him in a little bag in center of the family. Just go, yeah, he's fucking part of the train rail now. Yeah.

He painted the rails red, as we say. What a way to go. Here's the worst part, Dick. You know how they have the 988 lifeline if you're feeling sad? Oh, is that what it is, 988? Yeah. the national suicide. It's the main suicide prevention hotline network. I think it might also help other health crises. Yeah. But $1.5 billion has been invested into strengthening, expanding

the National 988 Lifeline. Remember, this is the U.S. Department of Health. So we're spending $1.5 billion so that guys with the feelie bads, I might kill myself. Oh, geez, I really want to talk to the government about it. I hope I could, if only I could call the government right now to tell me not to feel so bad. Yeah. We got to spend one point five. If the government can convince you not

to kill yourself, you should probably kill yourself. They're the reason I am killing myself. I know a guy, God, this really funny comedian, it used to be a friend of mine, maybe he still is, I don't know. He had this, he had his, like, his, like, set or whatever. It was a bunch of stories about his life.

And the first one was, how he was going to kill himself and he had everything all set up and he decided to call that line one last time. And it was busy. So he thought it was so funny that he didn't kill himself. Yeah, he said, like, I'll kill myself tomorrow. I'm going to wait. Like, he got in his head. He's like, well, I'm going to wait until they pick up.

And then he said, what am I doing? Like, why do I care about this? I want to talk to somebody right now. Yeah. Well, here's the funny thing. is they do all this stuff. You know, you have like the social media thing that said, hey, are you going to kill yourself?

Facebook doesn't want you to kill yourself. You can call this number. All that shit is completely, like, useless, basically. Yeah. It's like it helps maybe a couple people. Yeah. You know what the actual most effective suicide prevention is? Liquor.

That's one of them. Okay. The other one is just putting up nets. That's it. Oh, yeah. They haven't found their way out of that one, have they? Dude, the most effective suicide prevention. prevention is just making it slightly inconvenient to kill yourself.

Because the thing about suicidal people... Well, because you start thinking. Like, it's like half of people that jump off are hoping that they live by the time they hit the bottom, right? I heard that somewhere when I was a kid. The people who survived the falls or, like, half of them say, yeah, I regretted it right when I jumped off. Well, if they're suicidal, they're obviously losers who can't commit. So, like, just by making suicide a little... Like, the guys who really want to kill themselves will kill themselves.

but the guy who goes Ah, there's a net. I came all the way out here to jump. Put a code on it. You got to go ask somebody for the code. I got to find a different building. Installing barriers and nets on bridges, reduce suicides incredibly.

This you won't agree with, but safe firearm, storage laws, and practices including lockboxes, waiting periods, and background checks lead to lower suicide rates in states that have that. Yeah, I believe that. that they won't let you rent a gun by yourself because too many people killed themselves with it.

Yeah. Yeah. Because again, it's just like, most suicides are impulsive. You just kind of got to slow them down. That's it. It's like, like, most people, it's like, ah, I feel really shitty. I want to kill myself. But if you just kind of like slow them down, you're like, ah, you're going to wait like 20 minutes to kill yours.

And we should just have suicide booths, but there's a really long line all the time. There's TSA. Let's put TSA in front of the suicide booth. And if you can get through two hours of TSA, then go for it. Exactly. And you've got to take off your shoes like five times. You got to keep going through the metal detector, even though you're like, I didn't even hear it beep. And there's going to be a black lady who goes, it definitely beep, you got to go back through. I heard a beep. Okay. We should just make suicide really annoying and inconvenient. It should be like an eight-hour process. There's a bunch of forms you've got to fill out. Well, that's what Canada did. Yeah. And it's going great, I think. To suicide. Well, yeah, I don't think they have enough.

I think they're recommending it. I think they're recommending it. I don't think there's enough bureaucracy. Yeah, you're probably right. Not to mention reducing pack sizes and access to lethal medications. So you can't get as many sleeping pills as you used to get. People really want permission to kill themselves. Yeah.

Ironically. Probably why you're suicidal. Well, here's, it's a. It's an attempt. They want everyone to see it. Here's the other thing you could do. Guy goes, I'm going to jump off the bridge. Yeah, you go, I'm not looking at that. But I mean, obviously, you can't look away. We should, the cops should show up with, like, barriers that say there's a gay guy behind this fucking screen. And then just like, put the screen in front of the guy. And he goes, oh, no, nobody can see me jump. And they think I'm gay. Yeah. So it's like, if we make.

it really embarrassing and lame to kill yourself? Because let's be real, that guy who shut down the highway is like, I shut down the whole highway. Everybody cares about me. But if the cops just showed up with like a big arrow that said, this guy's an F-slur and it just pointed out of him and everyone on the highways driving by going, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

He'd go, man, this is nearly as fun. I used to have that policy when listeners, if any listeners killed themselves because too many people were doing it. It didn't work, though, sadly. to what to mock them yeah and death and I did it a couple times but it didn't it had no effect unfortunately well that's my shirt doesn't work either five thousand has anyone ever bought the shirt

no and they've emailed that they're going to kill themselves and dmned and sent voicemails but nobody ever buys the fucking shirt and they've even said I'm gonna buy the shirt still never bought the shirt so I don't know pretty I'm honestly pretty disappointed in that. I think the worst one. Some, some guy sent me an email and he said, hey, Vito, I'm a big fan of the show. I think I'm going to kill myself. And, uh, but before I go, he said, I've been, I've been working on this novel for like, uh, the last five years or something. To get him to read, to get you to read his novel. Well, he goes, you know, and it's really important to me. I just wanted to make sure somebody had it, uh, before I go. And I sent him an email back and I said,

I said, you forgot to attach an attachment to the email. And he didn't email me back. So I'm really worried that guy's last thing on earth was he thought he sent me his book, which maybe was really good. No. And he forgot. Well, regardless, I was like, there's no attachment to the seat.

He said it's attached to his email. You'll find my, you know, my book. It's very important to me, and I hope you could do something with it. Yeah, I did. You just did. And I saw it like three days later. I said, hey, bro, you didn't attach. I think I might be a little too late.

His book became the greatest suicide joke ever told. I mean, that might, if that was a goof, that was really, I really was like, you know, that guy really fucked up. Dude, that's a funny prank to play. Just rant, get like a fake, get a fake email and email people that. Do a fake suicide? note. Yeah, I just set up a bot and send it all out. Hey, listen, I killed myself

and all the reasons why. Send it to your mom, you know, right before you kill yourself. And everything I wanted to say is in the suicide note. I really hope you'll read it at my wake and then just don't fucking attach anything. Yeah, actually to your, actually do the people in your family? Yeah, that's good too.

Anyway, Dick, suicide prevention. Just let people kill themselves. The world will move a lot smoother. Okay, here's my problem. It's juiced powerball. Powerball. What is it at right now? Like a bajillion dollars.

Okay, so You know Powerball, right? Yes. Yeah, a big, a billion dollar Powerball. Everybody gets Powerball fever. Crazy. My wife buys Powerball tickets. I've gotten drunk and buy Powerball tickets.

Everybody's buying it. Everybody's talking about it. Because it's like, it was a rare thing. We were growing up, and we're like, oh, man, we're conditioned to hit that thing. And I'm in there, I'm in the kitchen last night. My wife bought Powerball tickets. I'm in the kitchen, download an app, and trying to, failing to scan her numbers to look up if she's a winner.

And I stopped during the middle of it and go, this is, you know, I'm actually thinking I might win. I'm like, oh, man, I'm like planning it out in my head. I never, never gamble, never do lottery stuff. but because it's powerball mega millions trillion dollar jackpot or whatever i'm sucked in and i'm feeling like maybe hopeful oh my god i'm gonna buy my way buy my way out of this this shitty house with no sewage and you know buy new family get the hell out of here uh and of course doesn't win anything right skunk nothing maybe a power some some combo match where i got to go back to the store and desperately buy more powerball tickets or buy a by a tall boy or something uh so my wife gets up

looks up the thing. She goes, oh, I'm not a winner. I said, yeah, I wasn't going to ruin the surprise for you, but I looked up last night. She goes, well, you know, it's just bullshit now anyway, because they juice the numbers. So what are you talking about? She goes, they made it more impossible to win. And I thought, you're an idiot. You don't know what, it's always impossible to win.

How do you always miss these things happening? Vito. Vito. They fucking juiced the power ball. Yeah, everyone knows this. How did you not know this? Where would I know this? A gambling newsletter?

Every time. No, every time they go, you know, hey, the Powerball is at like crazy amounts. And the news guy always goes, and the reason for that is that they made it impossible to win this one time. I don't watch the news. Listen to this. For other dummies like me that don't pay attention to this stuff. Powerball made the jackpot more difficult to win by changing the number matrix. What the fuck in 2015 to increase the total number of combinations possible. this change was designed to create larger, more compelling jackpots and extend the time between So they did make it harder to win. They threw a bunch of new numbers in there. That's why every week nobody wins and it keeps going a bejillion plus.

That's fucking bullshit. It's complete bullshit. That's why it keeps getting in the news. It's like, it's at a bigigin billion dollars. Like, well, yeah, if you create a pit of money that everyone throws money into and it's impossible to win, of course the fucking prize becomes a bazillion. It's predatory now. It used to be like something for gambling addicts. Oh, it's predatory now.

Yes, because before it would never get me, now it's getting me. Because they made it so much that stupid people like me, you didn't know about this scam, are getting sucked in. The increase, and fewer red power balls, too. The bonus ball decreased from 35 to 26. They juiced it. They juiced it. While the number of red power balls decreased, the significant increase. in white balls made the overall odds of winning the grand prize soared to approximately 1 in 300 million up from previous odds.

So they reach multi-billion dollar amounts that get free ads on the news. Yeah, well, because they realize that the power ball goes up and then everybody goes, oh, I got to get the powerball. Now it said so much money. I'd be stupid not to get one. And all the news cats, dude, like there should be. Okay, here's what there should be. There should be a law that the news is not allowed to report on lotteries. The news is not allowed to go, hey, by the way, the lotteries at this insane amount of money.

It's like, no, nobody should know that. Yeah, isn't that a little fucked up? Like, they made, they made lotteries illegal because people are all gambling addicts. But then they let, there's too much illegal lotteries, so they let the government do one and give half the money to school. like, okay, whatever. And then they're on the, and then they change the loss to make it as attractive as possible.

And then they let the news pump it into poor people's houses every night. That is really fucked up. It's really fucking predatory. And dude, like, poor people are not good at math. That's the worst part is that they go, oh, well, I just got to hit seven

numbers. How hard could that be? And you're like, well, yeah, but seven numbers, but each of the numbers can go up to like 390. They're not good at math, but the odds aren't that much worse. Like, one in 170 million, which was before the change, and now it's one in 300 million. That's not a big difference, but it is a big difference that it makes the jackpot big enough for the news people to talk about every night. Which they shouldn't do. It shouldn't even be news that a fucking jackpot is a lot of money.

Like, yeah, no shit. Yeah, because they engineered it like that. That's like reporting on, hey, by the way, you know, if you invest a, all your money and dog shit and dog shit goes to a million dollars tomorrow you'd make a bajillion dollars. It's like well yeah but like that it's probably not going to happen so it's not news. So I watched it so I watched

the news because I didn't believe my wife and I said yeah right um how are they going to make it math different? What are you talking about? And I watched it and I was like those sons of bitches um and then they said on the news there I think they were interviewing the Powerball people and the powerball people said you know we're not the ones doing this by the way they changed

the law to do this. I'm like you're the same fucking what are you talking about you're the same people we had to make it we had to make we had to juice the power ball because they changed the law that said we can only do it this like you're them you're the same guys this is shenanigans this whole thing is shenanigans the worst part of it is uh having to read about what the little mexican kid who won like 50 billion dollars is doing with his money from the power ball wings wait wait this is the worst part because then you go god damn it so the over i guess somebody does have to win it

And did you know you can't claim it anonymously? Really? Yeah, so you can, so a ton of people claim it and get killed. Because people, you know, criminals. Bro, I mean, that guy who won like literally like $20 billion or whatever the fuck. Yeah. I don't know. I guess, yeah, you would have to have like full-time security or something.

Yeah, right away. You got to like, you got to go. You can't claim it anonymously? I could have swore like back of the day you could show up with a mask and go, fuck you or whatever. Yeah, I changed it. don't know why. Perhaps because... I know why. People get scared. Because they want you to get on stage with a big check and convince other poor people.

Here's what the ultimate Chad lottery winner would do is get on stage with the big check. And they go, how do you feel about your winnings? And go, the lottery is a scam. It's a tax on poor people. It's the most predatory fucking thing in the world. Never buy a powerball ticket. Never buy a power ball ticket. And if every... Let me put it this way. If every lottery does that, they'll stop forcing you guys to go up there with the fucking check. That's not going to work. Then everyone at home will think, ooh, nobody's playing this week.

I better get mine in there. No, it's funny. Now the odds are better. Now the odds are better for me. I bet. Get up there with the check and go, I'm going to go to Thailand and buy a bunch of children and fucking do horrible things to them.

And then they'll stop putting lottery winner. Take your opportunity to fuck around a little bit. Don't just stand it with a check and advertise to poor people. Yeah. Go, I'm going to buy Epstein's Island. And I'm going to make it 10 times as good. it's going to be a million fucking chapels for sacrifice and whatever else it's going to be insane yeah and we're going to charge admission and the clinton's are going to be my friends did the government

take epstein's island and make it like a park yeah yeah no you can just yeah they just hang out there like you know like it's just federal land now yeah no it's like it's like an fbi i think it's like an fbi i think it's like a it's like a second fucking camp david Did you see the dentist chair at the Epstein's Island? It's a lot of dental stuff. You have bad teeth when you're living those climates. Well, because Epstein has a little tiny baby teeth. Like, wait, do you think Epstein was constantly getting his teeth worked on?

Yeah, I think so. I think he had something wrong with his teeth. He had like, he had baby teeth so he had extra cavities, I think. Did he have little chicklet baby teeth? Look at a picture of him. He had little baby teeth. Epstein teeth. That's what was wrong with him. I mean, here's the thing is, uh,

I've seen sex dental offices, and this doesn't even look like a sex dental office. It doesn't look remotely like a sex dental office. Yeah, this looks like a regular dental office. Everything, except there's weird pictures. Yeah, hold on. Can I show you the, can we bring up the picture of Epstein's a dental chair real quick? Let me see here. I will see, this is, see, everybody always goes, oh, and this is where he would, you know, torture, you know, kids or whatever with, with Dennis stuff.

And I go, you'd have a way creepier sex tortured dental thing. This is just the faces hanging up or whatever. I know. It's not even spooky at all. I mean, I guess getting decorations to the island might be hard. But I thought this guy had a lot of money. I think getting kids to rape is harder. Couldn't you give the kids like a new chair to carry in or something?

Don't you just think that if you were like a bagillionaire, you would go, I got to decorate. Well, I don't know. Just some like fucking face. on these white shitty walls. That's like how my grandpa's bar was in his basement. In Nebraska. These look new. The cabinets look nice, actually.

Oh, that's a sink here. So, I mean, they got new, they got like a new sink. There's a phone. Dude, it was just regular dentist stuff because you got those little teeth. So is you just getting a teeth clean? No, but wait, hold on. Hold on. This is that fucking teeth whitener UV thing here.

I think that's any kind of like. light. That's like every dentist's chair used to have a light. That's the thing you put right on your fucking, that's the zapper, I thought. That's not an infrared light. That's just a regular light for looking into your mouth. Are you sure? I think he's white. Because he had pretty white teeth. He had, he was really into his teeth. It was really, it was a teeth man. It's not creepy at all to be, to have that sort of a, uh, people are saying that's just a dentist light. Damn it. Yeah. Uh, well, oh yeah, okay. And, and, and, and. And here is the other problem with the juicing of Powerball. The overall... It's funny that you said, here's the other problem with the Jew, and I'm like, ah, this one took a turn. But juicing. I mean, almost the whole episode without saying Jews.

Yes. The overall odds of winning any prize before the change was 1 in 30, and now it's at 1 in 25. So they made it easier to win a shitty prize and bring you in, so you buy more lottery tickets and impossible to win, harder to win the top prize to make the number go bigger to get clicks. How about that? Isn't that crazy?

It's real bad. Very predatory. I feel stupid because I'll occasionally buy a Powerball ticket and I go, why? Why am I doing this? Totally stupid. I could be wasting this money on anything else that's a wise investment, like betting on Taylor Swift saying her husband's name on this.

the Stephen Colbert show. Hey, hold on. Let's see if any more my bets paid off during the show. Oh, hey, I won. What did I win? What did I do? Hey, Boston versus Milwaukee. You're betting on sports? Milwaukee won?

Holy shit. Yeah, it was a long shot bet. Do you know anything about them? No, I just take the long odds. And then fucking... You just betting long on everything? Yeah, Milwaukee was like, if the game is like within like five, points. And it's like

14% Milwaukee, 86% Boston. I'm like, fuck it, I'll put 25 bucks on Milwaukee. If they win, I get, and it worked. Milwaukee fucking won. I made like 200 bucks. Hey. This is,

I'll clearly the strategy. Clearly this strategy, it will never backfire in any way. You're going to be the spokesman for Calci. I bet on some fucking, what do you call it? E-sports shit. And that didn't work out.

Yeah. Can you believe Team Yandax didn't beat Team Korea time or whatever the fuck? What is that for? Dota 2, the Dota 2 championships. Oh, God, I don't know anything. Hey, what won the video games? Are they over? The video game award's over?

I think they must be over at this point. All right. Do you have a problem? You want to read Super Cheds? I have a problem. Here's my problem, Dick. I go around my house and I go look at all these wonderful little electronic devices I have. and it's time to throw them all out.

They're all going in the trash. And why are they going in the trash? Well, they still work. They're still nice. I still have fond memories of them. But I look at them and I go, I just can't do this USB micro port anymore. So they got to go.

Which one is that? That's the one with the little hooks that always, that never works. A hook. Fucking USB 2.0, the mini USB microB. Here, you want to see a, USB micro B cord. Here's a USB.

These are all going, these all got to go on the trash. The little, the little boy with the little, the little, the two hooks. The two hooks, the two bumps. What do you mean it's cool? I like that one, but I don't have anything that it goes in. What do you mean you like that one? That one's the best one. That one's the best USB.

No, this is clearly the worst one. This is the worst USB. That's tiny. And I'm stuck because they spent an entire generation, making this the charging port for all this shit. And the cables are such dog shit that I go, I'm just throwing out the thing. And getting a different thing that is a USB 3.0 port.

Okay. Yeah. I had all these, I have all these USB speakers, you know? Yeah. I don't know how you end up getting a million of them. And I looked at them. I go, I love these things.

I have a million of those things, too. Yeah. Okay. But I said, but I'm tired of looking for a USB fucking micro port. Yeah. And then I went and I got one. I got this thing that's got a US.

3.0 and I go, why did you not just, why did you not just buy this immediately? Why did you waste any time going? No, that, that oomts angle from 2012, I had the Unz angle, if anyone had one of those. That one's a great speaker. It's just a shitty fucking USB speaker.

They're all shitty and they're all that stupid fucking names. Yeah. Okay, look, the USB micro, here's the problem. So they designed it with these two little hooks, right? These two little nubs. That over-touching, over time get pressed in and can no longer hook in.

First of all, just having a cat's dick? Yeah, it has, dude, it is a barbed cat's dick of a port. You can see the little barbs. Yeah, it's got two hooks. So anytime, anytime you have a one of these cables and it's not working, like, you know how it's like just falls out of the phone or falls out of the device? Well, I don't because I got an all Apple shit, but yeah.

Shut up. If you have one of these, you definitely have one where, the little fucking cat barbs have been pushed in. I don't have anything that takes that cable. I like that cable, but I don't have anything that takes it. Okay, well, you're living the life that you don't have anything that takes this cable. Here's the problem for me. PlayStation 4 controller.

They all have this fucking hook. And you go, man, I want to play PlayStation 4, but then I got to charge my PlayStation 4, and I got to find one of these shitty cables, and they never work, and the little fucking nubs are in. And this has been a problem forever. How is there no device that can just fix the nubs? You go online and you go, okay, the nubs are fuck. And they go, well, here's what you got to do.

You've got to take a fucking needle and you've got to jam it in between. Just going to do one. No, I don't want more of these fucking cables. I don't want a fucking new one. I want completely new devices. How has there not been? And I know they have adapters, but they suck. They need a universal adapter for every, they can convert all your USB micro devices

into a USBC device. Yeah, congrats. Now you got USBD. that's how that happens do you know how much how many times I've had to go looking for a fucking push pin or a needle so I can

try and bend the pins on this shitty design cable does everyone do this no because people don't know them normally just throw them out but that's the only way you can fucking fix it and here's the thing is you go they go oh yeah well we could have just

you look at USBC cable which is perfect you can put it in any side up down left or right yeah and they go yeah we could have just designed it that way. But some engineer fuckhead decided we need these little fucking nubs. And he destroyed a generation

of USB devices. And now I'm drowning in the cables. I'm drowning. Every once in a while, I'll find something in a bend. I'll go, oh, that's a cool little iPod or whatever the fuck or whatever. But it's got a USB micro port, so it's going in the trash. Everything with USB micro port

goes in the trash. Every house should have a charging station, like, at the doctor's office, where it's got every single cable. And they just come around, the phone company just comes around. Like, the phone thing in the wall, they just put a charger thing in. That should be, like, normal. That should, like, having a toilet or having a kitchen faucet. Chargers should be more, when you go to, like, a restaurant, they should offer you a charger. Absolutely. They should have them in restaurants. But they don't want, they don't want you to stay there, though, right? They don't want you to be mining Bitcoin while

you're at the Olive Garden. That's the real problem. Do the Uber guys with the charging cable stretching all the way to the back? Those guys are the MVP. Yeah, because that's how you get the five stars. Yeah. You got to bring the charger. Man, I hate going to a restaurant

and needing to charge my phone. Yeah. And you go, oh, man, I'm going to be midway through my meal and I'm going to go to check my phone and it's going to be dead. And then I'm just trapped. I'm just trapped in the TGI Fridays with no connection to the rest of the I don't remember how I used to do this.

What did I used to think about? What did I used to do? I used to like think. I don't know. And then, uh, well, thankfully now you go to the Olive Garden. They got a little tablet on the table. You can pay money to play games on it.

No, you, they got Olive Garden games? Dude, it's sick. It's sick. They got it at a couple different restaurants now where it's like, hey, do you want your kid to pay $10 to play a fucking flappy road while you're eating? It's like, because you forgot to bring you the iPod.

for your own kids. So we got one for them built into the fucking table. So they identified that people's kids were going nuts and said, let's give every kid an iPad at the fucking table. Let's give every kid an iPad. Wow. How do you feel about the kids with the iPads at the restaurants? Don't let them do it.

It's like, but I see, I see how happy the adults are that they don't going to talk to their shitty fucking kids. And I go, I kind of get it. I was at Clearman's. There's like two kids. One was watching Frozen and the other one was watching Shrek

next to each other, side by side. They couldn't even share the iPad and watch the same movie together. Yeah, seriously. They each had their own fucking movie. And I said, man, that is kind of sick. It is kind of sick that you can't just tell the kids, hey, why don't you go to watch Shrek together? Yeah, why not?

Why don't you guys both have a shared memory? Nah, I wouldn't watch Frozen. But I got to say, man, those parents looked happy. They were drinking, carousing. They didn't care. Anyway, my problem, Dick, is having to throw out all my USB micro devices. Oh, okay. Having to throw them out, that's the problem?

Yeah, sure. All right, having to throw them out. Having to throw them out. Okay. Bub, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let's read super chats. What time is it? Oh, um, um, Henry the eighth I am.

Henry the eighth I am. Guys, don't forget to vote on all the problems at Biggest Problem. show a bonus episode at patreon.com slash biggest problem. If you would like to leave a comment encouraging people to cancel their Patreon, I won't stop you. Because whatever, who cares? And if you have any suggestions for a bonus episode that isn't Christmas, let us know because I just think it should be Christmas. I know you do.

Chocolate noodle. Well, what do you think it should be? I don't know. Chocolate noodle for two. Big Thursday energy. You got it, chocolate noodle. Yekuman for five. Congratulations on making it to episode 2.14.

Twice the length of the original show. Do you think you'll both last another 107? I don't think so. The Pope for five. I do. Hey, Bito. Hey, Candle. Hey, Kandick.

Gay boy needs your support because he can't get disability despite the fact that he can only walk for 10 minutes at a time. Love. That's too bad, gay boy. Mr. Poop Snorkele for 2. Thursday show. If this happens next week, Patreon cancel. Justin Brodak for five. Surely this new Thursday time slot will make the show more popular than ever.

What could go wrong? Ryan Mueller for five, not watching this on a Thursday. See you when you aren't too busy for your two hours every Friday job. You better have an appointment at three. I really could do it on Friday. I just didn't think it fucking matters. I'm so confused. Riley for two, bring back Friday shows.

Heather Shandwick for five. I'm gay. What is wrong with Thursdays? Well, most people have like Most people work all week And kind of set their like body clock to Monday through Friday Like they have different emotions every day Like Garfield goes like I hate Mondays

Because I had a lot I saw a lot of comments from people going I like Thursday that's great It'll give me something to listen to at work on Friday Okay well these are guys that don't like it So oh my God See look in the chat Michael Christopher says I like Thursday Leave a super chat saying whether or not you like Thursday

Kyle for two. Sorry, guys, I've got work in the morning. See you. Edgy Penguin for two. Vito, even your glasses are dirty for fuck's sake. Riley for two. What's so important you had to quit doing Fridays? Strategiary for five. Imagine caring about live shows and drunk Super Chat money, but instead it shut. Wait, this isn't Friday. Never mind. Thank you, Stegy. King, Stylo for 10. I think it was an expert decision to launch the new Thursday time slot on the day of the game awards. Hopefully Vito enjoys his Friday night hangouts. See, that's why we lost a couple fucking viewers and were watching the gay awards.

card shop. Next Thursday, it'll be fine. Coup for five. Glad I could be here to inaugurate. Oh, thank you for not killing yourselves Thursdays. Prayer, if you're not celebrating at least by the shirt. Mr. Poop, snorkel for two, Cunney, Gia for five. Vito, with the working mic out of the gate. All praise the Thursday show.

Cameron, for two, Vito goalposts. PJ, for two, calm down Vito. Cameron for, oh, I know it was happening. Vito, you said anyone, not just Mr. Clip. Cameron for two. You see how many people are watching right now? How many? 700.

Hey, how about that? So the only reason we lost a couple was because some people were watching the tail end of the game awards and now they all streamed in here. Cameron for two. Vito, you told him to go find the screenshots. Vinnie for two. Not those screenshots. This works with my schedule. Cool.

Love Rockets Abel for five. Lowell, Vito's taking advice from Reddit and trying to stand up for himself. A week too late, hippo-crit Buttonhole for 5. Vito's shotgun comment is sarcasm But Riley pouring pig's blood in his car is a legitimate threat And then, oh, hit a hippo. I never said anything about the pig's blood. I never said anything about that.

Cody Titus for 5. What are the bubs? I never even had a problem with that. I don't know. What's a vagina? I don't know. Basement research. Mom, bring me some soup. My correspondence. All I have in my bags of sand. Grew glass for 5. I was here for a Thursday show and we're still talking about Vito's fucking house. Cody Titus for 2. Pig is mad. Ed Chambers for five. Can we film the murder? Can they film the murder?

Yes, come to my house and kill me. Everyone is invited. Cameron for two, brought to you by Concerta. Justin Brodak for two. Vito, be at your place tomorrow. Snuff feature film. Riley for two, whales do give off crazy frequencies. Buttonhole for two. This is Lokes from my alt account. Vito, you liar. Bro. Okay, so first of all, you're able to super chat anyway. All to count, you dickhead? Okay, so he's still super chatting from all to count. Again, though, he wasn't banned for Super Chas. I've never banned anyone for a Super Chet.

That's not the point. It's that you banned a super chatter who was a very long time supporter and that it matters. The only, I swear to God, okay, I think over the past month I've banned two people. I don't remember what the names were. but I saw the comments and they said the show's over I'm canceling my Patreon fuck the Patreon he says he found it he said

this was he found what the one he got banned for the loks for two Piggy you ruined the show Pigwale cow emojis from episode 2009 I wouldn't ban some for that there's a million people who put pig whale cow emoji a lot of them got banned

no they didn't you can tell me I've ruined the show that's fine just don't say I'm canceling Patreon this show this show's complete. If you say, okay, you're right. From now on, everyone can say

they're going to cancel the Patreon. If you ban, they're going to just try to say it more. Well, yeah, because now we've drawn attention to it so everyone's going to say it now. But at the time,

it was people who said, again, it was people who said, I'm done with the show. I'm never listening to the show again. I canceled my Patreon. I'm like, okay, well,

if you're done with the show and you're never going to listen to the show again, you're no longer a supporter in this comment serves no purpose. And it's just you being a great, standing a little shit, so I'm going to delete it and fucking ban you. That's

it. That didn't happen here. Okay, but here's the thing. So the locks, I don't know what, if you're a big fan of the show, I can also Probably not now. He's still here giving money to Super Chat. Two bucks, though. He was giving $50 every week. $50 dollars was given every week. Yeah. He was giving a lot. Okay. Yeah.

Look, I'll go into the settings. Community moderation. I think it's a little late. Why is it a little late? Again, if you get banned because you're saying I'm fucking canceling my Patreon and they go, actually, I still like the show and, uh, you know, I don't know what the fuck guy I got banned for. Look, now he's unbanned. How hard was that?

We don't have, dude, we don't have that many people banned for a show that's been going for like 500 fucking episode or whatever, 200 episodes. Do you know how many people we have banned? Do you know how many people we have banned? Uh, like 200 and something. 227. Okay, that's like nothing considering half of them are

your name, my name, your address, my address. I don't know how the other ones got there. Bro, go, okay, you know the names of people who fucking contribute or whatever to the show. You can look in the back end. Was sticky gym a big part of the show? I don't know.

I only know the looks. That's why it was surprised me. So one guy. And one guy who I guarantee said, I'm canceling my Patreon. Fuck this show. I'm done with this show. And then they go to you and they go, oh, all they did was called Vito a Pig. No. Cypher and Sex is for five.

You can scroll through the list is all I'm saying. What's your favorite list of Super Killer Vito? Everyone unsubscribe from here and Patreon. No more. There you go. Well, yeah, now it's a meme and you can all post it. Cooper 5 is half owner. Video should only be allowed to ban half the fans.

Yeah, you can only ban half of loks. Beach hook for two. Sorry, the Patreon cancelers, your problem, Vito? Oh, no, we covered that. Shoebox, King number five, come fart, poop ass. Vito's livelihood plus cow emoji. You have to say cow emoji. Rumbled four skin for five.

My main got banned in the great Oinktober banning of 2024 banning of 2024 for super chatting. Suee, pig, pig, pig. I never told you not to give people money. No, no, no. The people who got banned from that where the people were saying, remember, don't super chat. Nobody super chat.

Okay, whenever people, the people were chatting, don't super chat this show, deny them all super chats. I don't fucking believe you. Bro, that's what happened. All right. Hey, Dick and Vito. And I've always said, anyone who comes to me and says, hey, Vito, I might have posted, don't super chat. I might have posted to cancel your Patreon or whatever else. But I decided I'm really a fan of the show and I want to be a part of it.

Can you unbanned me? I'd go, yeah, sure. And I don't ban him in a second like I just did for the locks. Coup for two. User was banned for this message. Cyph, for instance, Suckus for two. Thanks, Vito. I was almost tricked into subbing. Balder for two. Vito doesn't support free speech. Rumpled Forskin for two. No one wanted to cancel until you started banning. Egy Penguin for two. Go through the list of people who are banned and you'll see.

There's like nobody you would recognize because it's all shitheads. Edgy Penguin for two, except for Lokes. Dude, again, I'm 99% sure that Lokes. must have been one of these guys who said fucking fuck the show I'm canceling my Patreon Egy Penguin for two, Vito is built But I definitely did not ban him for a super chat

I've never banned anyone for a super chat Unless the super chat was Nobody super chat the show Don't give them money, they suck Alright Elym, a low V for 10 Well, I never would have considered canceling the Patreon before now

But that's a really shitty thing to do to those guys Vito's too slimy man It's shitty to tell a guy who cancel He's canceling his Patreon that you banned from comedy That is what happened Rydock for five Biggest problem in the university

End of shows Cardinal Bird for five Vito Files Bros. I don't feel so good Plus cow plus cum fart Poopass Plus mud dog Coo for 10

It really help All the rule breakers out If you clearly post it in the description It's somewhere What exactly the rules of the show are I really need to know What the biggest rules of the universe If you post a little gay grandstanding comment

About how I'm canceling my page because this show sucks. Vito might go, fuck you and ban you. That's it. It's not that big a deal. Everyone cancel your patrons. Come fart, poop ass. Maka bus for two. Why would someone say something they didn't mean is a quote. Gia for five. Love the show. Glad I'm here for the end. Utah based Armenian for two. Vito should ask Randy to mediate. Pichook for five. Making your first Thursday show. Look, the lox is unbanned now. Well, I don't think that's the same as never been banned. He got banned for a week for saying he was going to cancel his fight. He's canceling his Patreon. He fucking hates the show.

show, which I guarantee he said because now he's dancing around and going no, no, it was a super chat that I fucking called him a pig. You said this show fell off. I'm canceling my Patreon. Everyone should unsubscribe. Shit like that. You don't really know that he said that.

I know he said it because that's the only person I banned. There was two guys who did that over the past month and he must have been one of the two. I only banned two people over the past month because both of them said, fuck this show I'm canceling Patreon everyone should cancel their Patreon

Crabs Zula for two last word Coo for two please don't take away my wrench again Cody Titus for two Reddit opinions mean absolutely nothing Oinkboy Momentum knockout for five just do the show in the same room nerds even endless arguing is fun when it's in person Dick used to understand this or just bring

Maddox back whoa Jew H. We don't need to be in the same room that's not necessary I like doing it remote Way to turn it around good show Bichook for 10 here's money for actually doing problems Thanks. Rusty Shackleford for two. Good show keep going. King in for five. How incredibly stupid Maddox is to drop banana docks when burnt peanut a guy with a similar schstick won the V-Tuber of the year award. Maddox. I know. It's so funny that that stupid peanut one. Maddox could have easily done that if he'd have just stuck to doing banana docks. I did not. I've never seen the peanut. I'm like, I saw a picture of him, but the peanut's a big streamer now? I guess. Yeah, he won a award. He won a, he won a car own award. YouTube. I think they just wanted to give it. somebody that didn't look like a whore,

but they gave it to the peanut. So a peanut. Yeah. Precious Roy for two. Hang on forever, Vito. Don't let it end. Bent or straight for two. I hope the show goes on forever. Thursday is good. Strategia for two. Hello, I'm strategie. I'm real admin. I am real admin. Real god for two. I love biggest problem. Buttered bread slice for two. Who needs the game awards

with content like this? Charles Baker for two. Customer service voted up. Rusty Shackle Furry for five is a little man, a pair. Frank for five. You know, such a liar. No wonder he has no one in his life. Real God for two. Biggest problem in Indiana Jones bonus episode. Hey, weren't we going to do Back to the Future? Yeah, those are both good ideas.

What about, like, home alone? Is there, could we do, like, a holiday movie? Home alone would be fun. No. What about just biggest problem in holiday movies? It's got to be holiday. Christmas vacation. Like, people aren't, these are men.

They don't really need, like, everything to be Christmas themed because it's Christmas. How about biggest problem in, like, like Schwarzenegger movies. Biggest problem in or just a specific movie. It could just be back of the future. I don't know. Indiana Jones was a good one. What do you mean? Okay, well, let's do Indiana Jones. I like Indiana Jones. I already know what my problem is.

What is it? The Indiana, everything about Indiana Jones character refers to one day in his life that he was on a train car. And every defining feature of his experience occurred to him across a three hour period.

Yeah, that's what had He got a whip He got a scar on his chin He got a hat He learned he's afraid of snakes And he went Man normally the things that define a guy He's traumatized

Normally the things that define a man Occur to him throughout You know his lifetime It's not one day He goes on a train adventure He goes Yeah, that's cool redefining you part of my character

For the rest of my life I will now carry with me I think my big My big is that he's a pedophile he's not a pedophile. Raven was 13. He didn't say fucked her. He might have just fingered her.

She said, you know what you're doing. I was a child. Pedophile. I was really waiting for you to pick up on my head. He didn't fuck her. He just fingered her. Anyway, you know, that's just as bad. If not worse.

Gideon Jigsaw for five. Wait, wasn't it? Didn't we see the, we saw the new Indies. Diana Jones, right? We, like, reviewed it? It was stupid. But wasn't it like, was it Marion's...

No, Marion was in it, and she was just a sad old lady. Yeah, she didn't... Yeah, she's a little heavy, too. And he was old. When we do a movie commentary? We could watch a movie on, like a platform.

First time, donator, hopefully not the last time. I feel bad for bullying Vito on the Reddit and YouTube, and it hurts the show, and I like Dick. G.H for five, bonus episode idea. biggest problem in New Year's? Pizarre game guides for five. If the show is over, thank you, Richard, for the good show. Vito, it was a good punching bag who I never liked. Super Scammer never released. Vichuk for two. Ha ha. That's fair true. Gideon something like stick. A buttonhole for five. I canceled my

Patreon when Beto started the gay banning stick. This is the locks, by the way. This is the locks. Then he banned me for saying he ruined the show. Pig, hippo, whale. Okay, so he had already canceled his Patreon. He works hard for this money, and he's in you're banning him because he gave us money. Well, he's still finding ways to give us money. Again, the way you make it sound is like I've banned thousands of people. If you look at the list of banned people, there's

like 200 and most of them are like sharing accounts. It could be a lot of people. Bro, I do not ban people. I banned two people and they both did that Patreon thing. I swear to God. Yeah. Lamacoror.com for two. Cancel and use money to send

pizza to Vita's house. Oh yeah. I'm sure he'd really hate that. Balder for five. Vito, you've banned me multiple times from super chatting. How? How have I banned you from super chatting? I can't ban you from super chatting. You mean like timed you out? No, if you ban someone from the channel, they're banned from everything. But he's not, because here he is, right? He's right here.

Look, I don't know. I don't know what happens behind the scenes. Lauren's... I've been... I've... I blocked Balder on Twitter. I don't... that wouldn't do it. Lawrence Devaney for two. The Austria-Hungary War made massive loss of... live. Okay. Rusty Shackleford for five, once the micro-managing stops, everything improves. No bullshit to sift through and prove or unprove. Let it all happen organically. This is Ted talk. Sure. I guess I'll just let people tell everyone to cancel the Patreon. I don't know.

What does it matter though? Like who cares what they say? I just thought it because it's just a it's like dude, somebody comes on to a channel that I'm able to manage and they go, hey, I'm going to tell everybody to, you know, how much you suck and why we shouldn't give you money. I'm like, you can do that somewhere else. You don't got to do that on the YouTube channel. And again, it's only when they start talking about, oh, guys, we got to cancel. We can't give these guys money. I'm like, but they're saying that that's not true, that they didn't do that.

Bro, I swear to guys. And again, how many people have come to you saying they got banned? One guy? No, more than one guy. They always DM it or email me, and then that's the last I ever here. And they say they got banned from YouTube, not like Twitter. Yeah, Super Chats I don't know what to tell you

I have never canceled anyone for Super Chats Maybe we have a rogue mod and I should just cancel the mods It's probably Coof I don't like I never like the looks of Coof Well that's the thing that I don't understand Because I like most of the mods So I don't know I don't know

Justin Brodick for two Justice for Sticky Jim Max Momentum Knockout for 2 I only support the show because Vito Bans fans So there you go Yeah that's the only reason they're supporting it We have again, look, we could argue up and down about if I should even ban people for that,

if it's really a problem. I was just like, I don't know. It's just, if you tell me I'm not supporting the show anymore, I go, well, if you're not a supporter, and again, you're telling other people not to support the show, then that's not me. Like, the problem should be if I'm banning supporters of the show. Like, yeah, I would absolutely agree with that. But specifically people saying, I don't support the show anymore. Everybody should fucking cancel a picture.

You are, you're just like talking. yourself into this insane belief of what you're doing. Because again, I'm trying to remember what the loks said, and it had to have been that, because it's the only two people I remember fucking banning. Mr. Jeekee for five, the band users were only saying to cancel the Patreon sarcastically. Dr. Fauci's pardon, prison something for five. You guys need to have 20-minute guests in the middle of the show, so it doesn't always devolve into this personal drama between you two.

It's gay. Jayhawk DX for 10 I left for an hour and the show is still on clapping. All right, everybody, that's it. Go to patreon.com slash biggest problem. Go to biggest problem. Go to biggest problem.

He can come back. He's just got to stop fucking around. Yeah. Anyway, sorry I lost my time for today. It's been a tough week. It's been a tough year. But you know what's great is the year's almost over. Oh, man.

I don't know about that. All right. Goodbye. I feel like we're doing good. Yeah. This show's got to turn around. It's just... It's been turning around, though.

It's got to turn around with the money. The money's got to turn around. Go the other way. The only way the money turns around is if like... Can we set up a chat room or something? I got great ideas. I'm very excited. Do them.

Say them in Discord. They're fine. No, I don't want to say I'm on Discord to the Discord Why? Where fucking Crimsel is in there telling everyone I'm an emotional abuser So block him He can still see everything I post in there

I don't want to deal Like I don't want to deal with these shitheads in the discord Can we just do it somewhere And not all of them are shitheads Some of them are shitheads Okay, clearly the guy who every day is posting I'm an emotional abuser is a shithead I'm allowed to say that

He pays money to be in there So he's clearly paying money for me to call him a shithead. He enjoys it on some level, I'm sure. Wait a minute. Why were you trying to delete your Vitofile channel in Discord? Because I don't feel any connection to the Discord anymore. I don't, I'm not a part of it. I would love to be a part of it, but I don't feel like a part of it anymore.

All right. I have to go do stuff. I'll see you later. Goodbye. Let's figure out how to communicate about the show in a way that we can have ideas. Just say goodbye. Just say goodbye. The show's over. And execute on them. Goodbye.

I love you. I love you.