The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 224

Episode Date: April 3, 2026

Check, check, check, check. Does that work? Check, check, check. Whoops. You think this is funny? You think this is okay? Dude, what the fuck, man? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. This is fucking bullshit, dude. This is fucking bullshit. I'm just here waiting to do the show.

And you go, oh, yeah, I'm going to start the timer. We're going to start the timer. and who the fuck busts in one of your fucking guys and blackface is me. I know you, I know it was you, I know you did this. A guy right in here

put me in a headlock and fucking blackfaced me. I know you fucking did it. Stop laughing as not funny, man. This is fucked up. Do you know how much this is gonna fucking hurt my career? Like this looks like I was going to do blackface.

This is bullshit, dude. You did this. Say you did it. I know it was you. I know it was you. Who else would know when the show is going to start? Run in here and fucking blackface me. It was one of your fucking guys, man.

That's not cool. I got to figure out. I don't even know if this shit comes off, dude. This is fucking bullshit, man. I can't believe, I can't believe you blackface me. Wow. I can't fucking believe it. Wow.

This is, this is. He even brought it. He got the fucking lipstick, dude. He grabbed me in a headlock. He fucking blackface me. He even had the fucking lipstick. This is bullshit, dude. I'm just trying to do a fucking show.

Everything's got to be a hassle. I got to open the door to some goofball with a tub of fucking face paint black facing me. This is, come on, man. Scott Adams, it's not funny. Scott, don't weigh in on this, Scott. You wouldn't want to be black-faced either, man. You know how fucking... Do you know how much this could hurt me?

People are going to screenshot this. People are going to send this all over the place. They're going to say, have you seen the biggest problem in the universe? It's a podcast with a racist guy who does fucking... This is bullshit, dude. It gets worse. I'll tell you, you know, it gets much worse. Well, yeah, yeah.

We're going. Now I'm going to be on some fucking lists, I bet. Oh, my God. I can't believe you black-faced me, dude. I can't fucking believe. leave it. You actually fucking did it. I can't get this shit off. Well, you seem tickled by this.

At least you're happy about it. Who did it to you? What are you fucking guys? It had to be one of your guys. Yeah. Somebody who knew when the show goes live, they knew exactly. That's why you added the extra timers. That's why you added extra timers so you would have extra time to blackface me.

I finally figured it out. Because you knew it would take time to black. God damn it. Damn it. Did they make you sing any songs? No, he, no! No, he didn't make me sing any songs. Swing low.

I didn't find myself in a jovial mood when it was done, but that's completely beside the point. How do I look? Late. I look, what? Great? Yeah, great. Thanks. Yeah, great.

I look great. Well, this is going to be a fun. one. I got black-faced. Son of a bitch. Does that mean your comics out? Why, what do that mean my comics out? What the fuck does that? Oh, because I'm Eric Julying it. I've inherited his powers. Or the power of blackface.

You still got a little on your face there. Is there a little something still going on? A little something. It's still a little something. You seem really surprised by this for some reason. Oh, well, it's not every day. Come back to do a show. Somebody's committing the worst thing, doing the worst thing that you're allowed to do without going to jail. Wait, what do you mean the worst thing you're allowed to do?

Without legally. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's worse than rape, but they don't throw you in prison for it. I think the lipstick brought out some color there. What do you think? Am I good with the... I guess it's off now. Wow, this...

It's hard being black. Jeez. It's sweaty. It gets everywhere. Your smoke alarms going off now, too. Is that part of the character? I've been hearing that... You know what?

For the brief five minutes that that stuff was on my face. I swear to God, I couldn't hear any smoke alarms. You better scrub harder. You can't hear it. Ah! No, it's not actually going off, but you can't hear it either. Right. Yeah.

Well, that's the experience. That's why we need no kings, right? What is the no kings protest about? Just boomers who don't want to hike if they're getting out and getting some sun. That's what it is? They're just going out. Yeah, they're like making signs and stuff. Is it because Trump's the king and they're going, we don't want Trump to be the king?

Is that the gimmick? I think so, yeah. Right. But do Trump's just. say he was going to be king? No, he said he would be president. Yeah, well, he is president. It's not a king necessarily.

We said that we wanted him to be king, but not the king of Israel. Yeah, how is, uh, how are you doing? How are you doing with the Trump? How you doing? I'm fucking pissed. Because I'm seeing, are you one of these guys? Because I'm seeing these guys on Twitter going,

you know, it's so crazy. For eight years, everybody told me I was, wrong about Trump. But thankfully, I've only been wrong about Trump in the last week or so. And you're like, well, I guess that's one way to look at it. Yeah. I knew he was like, I didn't, I knew he loved Israel, but I didn't know he loved it more than anything on earth.

Is, I knew he loved it. I thought he loved Israel, like a normal boomer loves Israel. I didn't know he loved it like he thinks saving Israel is going to get him. into heaven. For real. Here's why you should have known there was no way Trump wasn't compromise. He's still in black. I kind of honestly look

It's your nose. I hate to say it. If that guy had spent more time applying the makeup, I hate to say it. I think I could pass. I think I'm black passing. Mani did a half-ass job. Is that what you're saying? Mani burst in. Was that Mani? It was a black guy. So he knew how to put it on. Mani will is happy to talk to any terms of service people and explain

why he did. Mani is happy to talk to any customer service people and explain why he broke in DeVito's house and put shoe polish on his face. And it wasn't even back. It was Puerto Rican shoe polish, which is... Again, I was forced into it.

It was a forced entry. He's happy to answer their questions, though. Anyone from YouTube or Patreon, manny's happy to answer the questions. Look, it was a crime. If there's video Well, let's not say Manny committed any crimes, Vito.

I don't know if it was Manny. I don't know who it was. I'm telling you for sure it was Manny because I don't know any other black guys. And he was so dark that I couldn't even tell what was going. And it's dark in the house. You put a black guy in a dark house. I don't know what's going on. There was just a smile and some eyes going around like when you eat a ghost and Pac-Man.

It was going, Chech-I-R-Cat-type situation. We-wee-woo-woo. Point is, I think Trump was compromised when she went, well, he did have a TV show. I mean, who paid for that? Israel. You know. Well, any Hollywood connected, that's why, how did Reagan deal?

What was Reagan's stance on Israel? Um, uh, let him, let him, let him, well, he's, he's, anyone who's, like, amnesty, that shit. That all comes from one place. So, Reagan did amnesty. I would assume any Hollywood connected person has a lot of Israeli donating friends and wants to do right by him. Well, do you ever watch the Toys That Made Us episode about the Power Rangers? Saban. Yeah.

Yeah, Ham Saban. You know what that, like, all that Power Rangers money went to Israel, like all of it? You know what else goes to Israel? Cash for kids. What? Cash for kids. Dude, cash for kids I just found out about. That should be the problem.

I didn't know that. Did you know that? I didn't know that. Did you know that? Is that the problem? Dude, you should do that problem or somebody should because when I heard that, I'm like, I'll get two works out. I'll do it, man.

That's a great one. Cash for kids. I'm going to play the theme song. Well, maybe we'll save it. Maybe we'll see. And let's see what, what, how it feels after the theme song. Okay. Okay.

Let's see if everyone can just calm down. All right. I think I'm, I think I'm over it. I think I'm... Lord Harris. Yep. Ha ha ha ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! A residual! Maybe this is a problem. In the... How would Nanny do that? Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe.

What is going on? The only show that... Thanks every problem in the universe. Uh, from white knights to false flags, right? I don't know why. From Veggie Burger. I'm your host, Dick Masterson. Join to me, as always. is Donterius Hello sir

I mean hello Jesus Christ Yeah hey how's going How you doing Hi Just Washington You know the more I think about it What the hell

Oh I put nothing like a Nothing like a double intro The more I think about it Uh I keep coming back to all about the Benjamin's And I keep going I keep going I keep going

I think it's really Just a good idea Like, unironically, not like in like a, hey, here's a funny, stupid joke in a, no, I think you can get that made. We just got to find the right Benjamin Franklin. Yeah. If you got a guy to play a straight man, Benjamin Franklin, coming to Philadelphia, living with a black family, learning all about modern day America. Right. Like, I don't know.

It feels like it writes itself. I love it I love the show You know that I know but it's like it's like in my head I'll be walking around I'll go The Will Stantle show

I was gonna animate that shit AI well actually dude just making Or even live action I don't know if you've been playing with the AI But like dude it could make a live action Ben Franklin It might be easier as a as a cartoon or something I don't know

I don't know how it works But the more I think about it's like The core premise of him coming through time, and he goes, well, I, you know, I was one of the founding fathers. And the other guy goes, I've seen my founder father in 15 years. He's like, no, Tyro, no, no, no. And then it goes like, Martin, and plays that in the, in between jokes. Martian. plays a little sting.

Martin, yeah. Ben, we're going to take you to get a Philadelphia cheese steak. Oh, my God, this is delicious, you know? See, that's the other thing is Benjamin Franklin was like a fun guy. Yeah, he's... So he'd be, like, open to... Yeah, he'd be running around. You'd be having a good time.

He didn't work either. You know, learning all about the streets. He's a deadbeat. You know. Is Benjamin Franklin a deadbeat? I think so. I think he just did a bunch of, like, garbage. But what did he...

Well, his whole thing was... He was our liaison to Europe. You know, Europe loved him, right? Mm-hmm. So the Ben Franklin had the best job, which was... Nothing. to kind of hang out in Europe and be the, well, not even job, just he was the token

American. Yeah. You know? You know, I got like one Japanese kid in the school and everybody's always like, oh, you know, show us your Dragon Ball Z cards or whatever. Like, he was our version of that in Europe. Being like, oh, well, you know, in America, we, you know, we like to beat our women

and I don't know, whatever the fuck he was telling him about. I don't know what you tell him about America. There wasn't a lot going on at the time. We drink our tea, two cups at a time. And the Europeans went, Whoa! Okay. It's all about the Benjimans.

Who won? Let me see what the problems were. I forgot that part. Biggest problem. Dot show. Here we go. Problems were subscriptions. That was the big one.

What the hell were we talking about there? Was that me? Benjamin Franklin having to help a little black kid with a science fair project and it goes off the rails, you know? Yeah, because it's too dangerous. He got... It's too dangerous. He puts his kite up with like... And it hits the power lines and everybody loses their cable.

Yeah. We're all stealing it from one guy. And then everybody on the whole street, their cable goes out. Or Benjamin Franklin, he meets a fellow scientist and he's all excited. And the guy goes, yeah, I'm a scientist. Why don't you come into my lab? You know, he's showing Benjamin Franklin how to cook meth. And Benjamin goes, oh, wow, this is...

Oh, wow, this is incredible. These beakers and everything. all right look it's not completely fleshed out but the fucking the bones are there yeah uh false flag attacks we didn't end up having one of those did we not yet

not yet well would you consider what's uh i don't know I was gonna say all these iran bombings that I can't even tell which ones are real and who's bombing who we blew up one of their bridges today the Iranian people that were supposed to rise up against the regime that we killed We blew up a big bridge of theirs today.

Did you see that? Oh. Is that not helpful to them overthrowing their government? I don't know. We should find some two big towers that they have and blow them up. See if that helps. I mean... Everyone uses a bridge.

How is that... How's that defensible? How's that helping the situation? It's just pissing everyone on. That bridge could have, you know, helped a guy with nuclear material get to the other side of the bridge with his nuclear material. It's like that chicken and the fox and the boat where you're like you've got to bring it across

the river one at a time. Yeah. You can't have the chicken and the fox in the boat at the same time. The nuclear material. Yeah. And the nuclear material. You got to have that fucking Jewish guy and a Palestinian kid and some nuclear material.

I mean, yeah, here's the worst part about it is I go, okay, so what are we doing? And then Trump will just be like, you know, Iran, they're bad guy. I go, okay, so what are you going to do about it? He's like, you know, they're just, they're bad guys. Kill their kids. They're real bad guys. We're going to torture all their kids.

I'm going to go, what are you like targeting specifically? Are you going to blow up like a hospital? They're like, well, Israel blew up a bunch of oil fields. That wasn't helpful. And you're like, I know that wasn't helpful. Tell me which, what would be helpful? They're like, I don't know. And now they won't let our boats go through.

We've got to kill their scientists. Okay. How much is this you blame on? Legendarily bloodthirsty scientists. Yeah. Good idea. Yeah, those science guys. Okay.

How much of this is Pete Hegseth, though? Because that's been Trump's kind of like, he's like, well, you know, I didn't want to do it. But Pete said we, Secretary of War said we got to do it. I thought that guy was just, like, retarded. Pete Hegs said. I don't think he does anything. It's just Trump. Dude.

He just loves Israel, man. He thinks it's going to get him into heaven. He started talking about heaven. You really think it's a heaven thing? Yeah. Has he said anything? Yes. He said, he ramped up this weird thing he would say starting about two months ago about, I don't know if I'm going to get into heaven.

He started saying this over and over. And I thought. oh oh we got a problem i said michigan troll we got a fucking problem why did you tell me i could have dumped all my stocks the president starts talking about heaven you go that is about to get bad big problem man somebody he's he's he's opened himself up to a scam right now okay but here's what i don't understand where in the bible does it say like hey by the way at some point we're going to make this country it's only going to be full of jews and it's your job to make sure that everybody around them gets bombed to hell forever.

Well, that is the Bible. No, that's not part of the Bible. That's the entire Bible is protecting the kingdom of Israel. Is that Jesus' whole thing? Yes, and leading the Jews in the kingdom of Israel. That's why the Polish people that got kicked out of Germany changed the name of their country to Israel from Palestine because that's what the Bible is about. Like, if America was really into, like, if we had, if they made Israel today, they'd call it like Spider-Man. because they're like, well, everyone in America loves Spider-Man, so let's call it Spider-Man's

hometown. And that's what it would be called Spider-Man land. Yeah, well, I mean, is that enough? Is that enough to trick boomers? It's like, you just name it. Have you ever talked to a boomer? Yes, I have. And that's the problem is. Whatever the TV says is like what they

think and say, they turn around. Was this a sci-op? Like, did Israel get into the TVs and go, hey, I don't know if you heard this, but God wants you to support us forever. the television? Oh, I don't know. Maybe you should find some more makeup and figure out... But was that what they were saying on? I don't remember watching family ties. And there's an episode where they go, hey, by the way, we've got to send all our money to Israel. Like,

how were they communicating this? Church. They're already getting the message at church. But now they're kind of losing it. So Israel's like geo-fencing targeted ads towards churches to remind them that, hey, the Israel they're talking about at church is in the Bible. And they're like, well, they're just talking about self-help stuff at church right now. What are you talking? talking about Israel. They're like, no, no, no, Israel is part of the Bible. It's part of the Christian Bible that you guys love. They don't really love that so much anymore.

They love woke shit and being gay. I think my my grandpa, he was obsessed with Israel. Really? He did have that same sort of thing. The Italian one? No, no, he's a, it's my step grandpa, as complicated as that is.

Where was he from? I don't actually, I mean, he seemed pretty wasp-a-wasp-type guy. But I just remember him being like, we got to support Israel, and here's the reason God exists is hummingbirds. And I went, go on. And he said, well, here's the thing about humming, or no, woodpeckers, I think it was. The thing about woodpeckers is they go up to a tree, you know, and they hammer into the tree at the beak, and there's a little piece of cartilage behind their beak that cushions to blow their beak so they can beat their way into the tree.

Clearly, that couldn't exist without divine intervention. And I go, the reason you believe in God is because there's a little piece of Carter that's behind a fucking woodpickers speak. I'm like, I got, you know what, you know what? I had this little piece of- That's worse than the banana. I had this piece of skin that would keep my dick from getting all chafed up and hurt. That's proof that God exists. You know who cut that off of me?

Yeah, how are you going to deny God's design for? That's a good point. And who's responsible for that? Yeah. Hold on. was crafted in God's image. Yeah. Should God cut off the front of his dick at some point when he was in heaven? He said, oh, I don't want that. Palestine did that. Did God at some point circumcise himself? Yeah. He did. He said, I can't believe I created my, did he create himself? I don't even know.

He just said, yeah, there's this little extra piece of skin. Me, God, I don't like it. I cut it off. I hate it. You guys are made my image. So you should all do the same thing. It's cool to cut off. That's why you give all your money to Israel. Okay. Um, Did I read all these? Oh yeah, Captain Save Aho And then Ellen Haders Was Dead Last Yeah, people really hate Ellen, so

People hate Ellen, man Shame, shame What did Ellen ever do for you That you're so excited about defending her? She danced She was good on a couple episodes Of the Larry Sanders show Israel hates penises

Although now did I think about it She wasn't that good on the Larry Sanders show She was all right Everyone ruined that show by telling me how good it was going to be, and then I watched it and I was like, you didn't like the Larry Sanders show at all? It was okay. I like the one where it goes, penis, vagina, penis, vagina.

Penis vagina. What was that one? I like the one when Hank hosts twice. The first was really good. And he really fucks up the second one because he nails the first one so hard and he gets in his head. Yeah. Yeah, that was, and doesn't he say something about the retarded kid? one.

Yeah, but like he says something like he calls somebody retarded. He's like, what are you retarded? And then they're like, yeah, they don't want you doing that benefit for the special needs kids anymore. Also, we can't air the episode and you're never allowed to host again. It's a great episode. High Salts diet. You also have never watched Kirby's enthusiasm, though, which like makes no sense to me. I've watched it. I get it. It's a not. I've watched a couple seasons.

Then it's like, oh, this black family is coming to live with me from Katrina. And I'm like, okay. that's enough. There's a poochy episode. When the black family showed up. Now I know you black faced me because of your deep disrespect of the black comedians and the... It became like Jerry's Butler. Like, why is a black family from Hurricane Katrina's living with you?

Get the fuck out of here. All them leave except J.B. Smooth and J.B. Smooth is pretty good. It's just too much. I'll go to the airport if I want this kind of comedy. You know? You know what I mean? I'm just an ordinary guy. I don't feel like Scott Adams is making these jokes. Why don't I feel like this is Scott Adams?

Oh, well, Vito. You ever heard that anymore? I've heard of this kind of comedy. Oh, I just go to an airport. All right, Scott. All right. High Salt Diet says, Vito's kissing Ellen's unfunny, mean baby eating ass is on par for him.

But besmirching Mel Gibson, who is a national treasure, is a new low. How can he be a national treasure? he's not from America. He's an Australian national treasure. No, America's about... We don't get the country. We don't get the country.

Of course we do. Of course we do. Because we love him more. When you call someone a national treasure, you're referring to their nation. Not for white people. It could be anyone... We get all whites. Yes. On the earth. No.

Basically, yes. America is white people's homeland. Anywhere they are. Australia. Anywhere in Europe. you know. Okay, we get claimed to all the whites. But who is Mel Gibson is a product of America?

Action movies, you know, racism. Wasn't the first Road Warrior made in Australia? I think all... And it sucked. It's back to Australia. The American version is awesome. I know it sucks, but I'm saying that character is Australian character.

It's an Australian fucking franchise. No. The first one that's retarded is an Australian one. The third one, the third one only. And lethal weapon. People are telling me Mel Gibson's from New York. Lethal weapon is America. Lethal weapon is America in the 80s.

National treasured. Well, who am I thinking of? Mel Gibson was born in America? Why is he talked like that? Oh, hold on. When he was 12, he moved to Australia. Okay, but he was born in America. All right, I guess America can take him.

You piece of shit, that's twice now you've, that's twice now you've betrayed Mel Gibson. He became famous. In Australia, okay? And he has an Australian accent, because he moved there when he was 12. Is it so wrong for me to think he's Australian? He's a fucking American. You should have known. You should have known in your balls.

Oh, well. Ninja Gene says, The final countdown transition to Vito's dead look in the eyes is the hardest I've laughed in months. Best bit in show history. Well, second best now. Joshua Perrier, no countdowns. More countdowns. Less Vito.

That's the formula. Goody McGoatface. Vito, everyone loves me. I don't even remember what you were saying about Mel Gibson. All his movies are amazing. Not a single bad movie. Even his worst movie, What Women Want is still good. What Women Want is a great movie.

That's true. I never saw his puppet movie, and I've heard it's actually good. I haven't seen it either. Really? I thought you were a big Mel Gibson guy. What is it called? I thought I saw it, but I don't think I have. The Beaver.

The Beaver. Yeah, I remember everybody's saying it was good, and then there's never what you... It's one of those movies where everybody tells you it's good and you just never watch it for some reason. You know what happened? You were dyeing your beard and you fell asleep and your head went backwards and all the beard dye went up and covered your face. That might be what happened. That's what happened. I've been very woozy lately.

So I don't know. I had images of a stranger coming in, but at this point I don't know what happened. That was a sleep paralysis demon. It was a sleep paralysis demon. It caused me to break out in a rash. You can't really see the rash though On the camera On the camera it looks like your beard

Has just recently been dyed So it must have been beard dye That was going up your face It's just too much beard I really got wild with the beard die I think is what happened Nobody cares anymore I don't this matters anymore

I don't think Enormous King Crab At least Eric July actually released a comic Tomorrow if Vito hasn't shipped The Book by August 1 in the show Burnt Cricket I know this isn't live for me right now, but Soul Ringers isn't reverb.

Their mics are phasing because they're recording right next to each other, and they didn't flip one. Oh, okay. Soul Ringers did slightly adjust their on-screen graphics. I want to say maybe... I saw that. Maybe I helped steer them in the right direction. 100%. That's you.

100%. Because I left a comment on one of their videos. I said, guys, this is extremely claustrophobic. Half the screen is a logo, and the guy's head keeps... See how we have head room? You know, because otherwise it's like... Yeah. We're obviously both trapped in a box, so it's a little bit claustrophobic.

Now you've got to get rid of the graphic of a guy surrounded on all sides by floating magic cards, which adds to the horrific feeling of claustrophobia. You know, obviously, I would never surround myself with magic cards on all sides. They're not moving around, so you just turn to them out. The moving around and the flipping and the animation, you go, you're not looking at the guy. When you watch like a daytime talk show, is there something in the background, you know, as the ladies on the view talk, is there like a bunch of fireballs and shit? Unless it's like total, unless it's like total,

It's like Total Request Live with Carson Daily, but it's still people. When you watch a movie review of Superman, is there an exploding planet that loops every 12 seconds? What were you thinking with that? What were you thinking? What I was thinking was, I'm going to let you edit it, and we'll put it up, and you can get some feedback, and then that will guide our next edit. You know that feeling when you deal with people who aren't used to interacting with the Internet, and they have an idea. of what you should do and you just kind of like... Yeah, I really...

That's what... It was kind of a trial by fire, honestly, where I was like, hey, the audio's kind of fucked up and I think we need like some graphics that are more static. Yeah. And it was...

No, no, this is great. People are going to love it. And I went, okay, well, I feel like there's value in finding out. Maybe I am wrong. Sure. And then we put it up and they didn't like it. And now if we do something in the future,

I can go, well, they didn't like that. So we're going to do some different this time. You know, let's maybe do it the way I... I thought it was... funny. Look, it was funny. Like, once it, the looping throughout the whole thing. I'm like, yeah.

No, I mean, I thought that that you did that was funny. What, the graphic or that I put up the video or what? That you let your friend do that, like put the, make all those mistakes. Well, it's, it's not that I let him. I was like, hey, do you want me, do you want me to step? You know what? I'm not going to get. We put it up.

And then, uh, and I won't. throw a... I'll tell a little story. This was interesting. So you put it up, right? You know on YouTube how like a video stops making money after like a week, unless it's like some big video? But otherwise... I don't know. I'd never had YouTube. Okay, okay. If you

make a YouTube video, it has ads on it. When people watch the video, you get money. When people stop watching the video, you don't make money anymore, right? Okay. So if it's not getting any views, no more ad revenues coming in. Yeah. So if no ad revenue is coming in, And then a guy, you know, like, sends you a message.

And he goes, hey, we never worked out a perpetuity royalty scheme for that review. What do you mean perpetuity? Well, you know, because it's just going to be on my channel generating revenue forever. Clearly, everyone involved should get a little cut of that. And I said, uh, three cents? What is your perpetuity? I said, hey man, it's not really going to generate any more money, uh, from here on out. And then it went, well, I just think it's unfair that, you know, you continue to benefit

monetarily from a project we both worked out. No one is benefiting from that. You got mocked mercilessly for that video. And he said, I would just be comfortable if you took it down until we, uh, arrange, you know, like a, like a contractual. Did you send him Treadnug's cock? And I, uh, I said, yeah, man, I can, you know what? it's really bothering you, I can take it

down. I get it. You know, it was unfair. We should have discussed this ahead of time. It's currently unlisted, yes. You can not watch the Corn Boys episode. And then you got made fun of again for taking it down probably. Well, I think people said, oh, Vito's so ashamed of it. Yeah, that's what they... I said, no, no,

it's because I didn't properly set up a royalty scheme. Dude. Unreasonable. Come on. Come on. It's one of the, you know, now I know, moving forward, if I make additional content, you know, you got to hammer out some details ahead of time. Because, you know, you don't want those three cents to get on fairly split up.

Yeah, like, don't ever fucking split up. That's a detail that you got to work out. Don't ever fucking talk to me about any kind of fucking imaginary money that you think I'm having about this. It's, look, if you got it, it can all be worked out. It can all be worked out. I was like, all right, man, like, you know. What was your per die? What about your snacks and stuff? What about the per diem? Oh, I paid, you know. We need more.

We got, you know, we got to hammer stuff out. I get it. It's, you know, in the future. He's a very meticulous, you know, he's like a programmer guy. He's got like a programmer's brain. I'm a fucking programmer. Well, you're like a programmer, though. You're like a fucking beer swilling.

Let's write some code, dude. Yeah, let's write some code. Yeah. Let's do you have some fucking code. dude you know there's other guys they're a little more

I don't know autistic or whatever like well you know let's figure out what's asymptotically like what did you give him a formula for like this is the like

this is the area under this asymptote to zero from five cents to zero over the I mean the funny thing was I'm like hey that video made

$15 you know you owe me I paid for dinner I was like so you know just take it out of the money you owe me for dinner and he was like

that we can't do that You know, that's interfering personal expenses and business expenses. And I'm like, you're absolutely right. That was improper of me to suggest. All right. I have to, I have to say the N word and mute. I cannot. I can't live.

I love the guy, though. He's a great guy. He's just, you know, he's very particular. And okay, I get it. It's, you know, he's a, maybe it is better to live like that. You know, you got all your ducks in a row. You don't got to ever, you never get fucked over, right? you never get fucked over

It felt like it was made by an accountant The video I think Yeah I don't know man He's a good He's a good film film gay He does a Which he's part of film

Cool stuff Um Like filming Like he's very He's very He's good at cinematography I'd say What's that

He filmed some stuff for a buddy of mine So I don't know. I don't know what I can talk about or not talk about. I don't even like what's cinematography. I always hear them say it on the Oscar. Like setting up shots, going around L.A.,

setting up shots, getting shots. Putting a camera in like a coffee maker. Putting a camera in a location and adjusting the focal length and making sure the shot looks good. Look at that. Hey, I mean,

we are getting to the point. I don't know. Your shot didn't look good though. It looked like too homo. Oh, sexuals. Well, you know, it's,

We probably needed a third guy. We probably needed someone to check the cameras to make sure. You should have three guys on the screen. You should have had three guys sitting there. There's a little guy in the middle is like, oh, what? You know,

like a creative partnership, there's got to be give and take, right? No. It's like not for me, you know, you're fucking retard. Yeah,

well. I'm just hoping. I'm looking at Soul Ringers and I'm going. I can get to this level of a, if I can get to the Soul Ringers level of production. I will say this about Soul Ringers, the little interstitials where he cuts away are nice. You know, those are always great. Where he's got like a magic card floating around? Yeah, it looks good.

I'm looking at one right now. He's got a bunch of black lotuses in a field. Put it on. Put it on. I'll put it on. There's good gray. Vito did dye his beard. they're asking in chat. Vito died his beard and then he fell asleep. I died my beard and the die went up over his face.

All right. Let me see if this works. This should be soul ringers here. Let's see. Right here. Look, so he's got an article coming up. Oh shit, shit, shit. Whoops. Okay. Go ahead. Look, you got a bunch of black locuses. There's like some sparkly bits. He's got this spinning article. Look, there's a little, what the fuck was that fucking thing? Why was there a unicorn? What the fuck is that? See, that's also how he gets you. You think you're just watching like a news article that a little gremlin comes out of the left. That's exciting for the viewer

when just shit is happening constantly. Why are they both wearing the same thing? Why are they both like Simon Cowell? I do agree with that. They should cross, they should both fold their arms and prop up their biceps like this. Also, why the black t-shirt, it's like, are you guys?

Simon Cowell. Is that what it is? To me it looks like a bunch of like theater guys, like the stage hands. Like morph suits? Yeah, fixing. Yeah, exactly. They have to put on their little hoods when they go out to change the set decoration. This is nice. You know, it spins to the side.

Wait, wait, go back to that Final Fantasy thing. So it's not a 3D. It's just like a, it's a picture. It's a 2D picture of a 3D item. Well, he's not going to make a 3D. render of every box. Yeah, but it doesn't need to swivel like that. Like it could just be a picture. Like the news

doesn't put, here's a shot of Iran and the picture's like jirating around. It's just a freeze frame so you can see. No, look, it's spinning and then it morphs to a different. Yeah, it looks fine there because it's just a stupid card. Wait, why is there two of them on this? Oh, I think he fucked up here. He didn't take the first one off.

So now there's one behind it that's oh, well, that's a mistake. Rookie mistakes. Rookie mistakes. Vote it up. Well, wait, go back. Let me see it. All right, hold on. Yeah, so he has one come in, but then he doesn't fade the other one out, so there's just two of them on time.

Okay, you know, that's minor. It's minor shit. Why is there a second card, then? Minor mistake. It's not a big deal. It's still good. Still good. Okay, he puts both the Sethroff.

Okay, look at this. Look at this. This is nice. Okay. You can't say this isn't nice right here. Yeah, that looks fine. Why did that one fly in, like, the other one? I don't know.

Look, he's got a little foil. Jesus Christ, the amount of time he's probably spending on this shit. I love it. This whole life. It's his whole life. He's making these shitty 3D interstitials. I will say he's got to get rid of the cards. And they're also like clipping into each other, which is really off-putting.

It looks horrible. It looks really. This is bad. Like, look at that card clipping into the other one. Yeah. You go, I don't know. I don't want to see people trapped in a card. hell. It looks like a casino.

There's cards everywhere. Yeah. And I still think this graphic at the bottom could even be even smaller. Yeah, very tiny. You don't need any of those planes. You know, in the corner, maybe. And yeah, it doesn't need to be wildly animated. It doesn't need all this shit on the side.

Just put it on the logo. You just need the logo in the outline. Look, I'm nitpicking a little bit. So I did on my show. We watched like, we watched like probably five minutes of this. And I counted every time Maddox looks at Chad. And every time Chad looks back at him, like, every time Maddox looks over at him, like, because he's so insecure that he's like, huh?

Uh, uh, and it was. Like, like checking if his joke was good or checking if, uh, what he's saying is landing? What's he doing? Yeah, I don't know why. Like, I couldn't tell you why. Just to like, just to like, assage that feeling of like, am I, is this okay? Is this okay? Is this okay?

It was 14 to 1, I think, in like two minutes. Watch, play it, play it, and you can see it. Watch. I just wanted to say real quick before I leave this screen, one thing that I always, I don't understand how he has this meticulous attention to detail and then just leaves the auto captions in incorrectly. It's secret layers. L-A-I-R-S. Well, he's doing, he's adding, he's adding his own subtitles, even though everything's automatically subtitle. now. Yeah, he has embedded

subtitles, but they're wrong. So that means he took time to generate the subtitles, but then spelled them correctly, which is just bizarre. All right, how many times do they... Yeah, just can't... No, you don't need audio, just watch. Who is this guy? Just watch. This is like a guy? This other guy?

All right, I'm gonna... He's a stroke patient, I think. Yeah. All right, here they're like... It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... Make a Wish Foundation thing. Should I turn on the audio here? No, no, don't turn on the the audio. Just, just watch. the way count how many times Maddox looks at the guy versus the other way.

I don't know where their, I don't know where their eyes are supposed to. This guy's got also weird fucking eyes that are just starting on. Because he's at a stroke. He's a stroke victim. He's jerking off too much. Is that what happened? Yeah. No.

He had too many ideas in Hollywood. He had a, he fucking stroked out. Well, he's just looking over. Look at that. Like a little, look at that friendly little smile. He goes, ah, I'm here with my friend. Look. Yeah.

He's going to give him this friendly little. Yeah. Yeah. I love you. I'm going to get on Soul Ringers. This is my goal. I feel like I would bring a lot to the table. I feel like I would bring a lot to the table.

Send them cornboys. And they'll go, man, this guy knows how to shoot. This guy's on top of it. This guy's got our whole style down. All right. He's already in the zone. All right. My problem is boring rocket launches.

Yes. Do you watch Artemis 2? You know what? I haven't. I didn't watch. I don't know. I'm paying attention to any of this. I didn't even know we're going into space. And then my sister's like, hey, we're going to the moon.

And I said, what the fuck? We're going to the moon. Let me check this out. These guys are going to be on the moon. She goes, no, it's a flyby. They're not going on the moon. I said, what? What kind of waste?

We're this far away. We're this far away from being on the moon and we're doing practice runs again? Don't you think that's a little, like, bullshit, anti-climactic? Yeah. Don't you think we should. be, there we go. If we're going to the moon, we should go. Well, why are we going to the moon? I know Elon, yeah, I was excited when Elon Musk was talking about the moon. Well, I don't know if I was excited, but I was like, fucking excited, man.

Well, I went on, I don't know if the episode went up. Dr. Kevin's podcast is back, by the way. I know guys have been waiting. You remember Dr. Kevin, who's been on the show a couple times. Yeah, I like that guy. Yeah. Used to, used to do a podcast with Owen Benjamin about science, which is fascinating. Because I'm like, what did Owen Benjamin have to do? to say about science. He's like, nothing's smart. Yeah, he's extremely stupid. So that would be a funny show. It's a literal nuclear physicist, Dr. Kevin, and a moon landing denier arguing about bullshit. He doesn't even think nuclear bombs are real. Oh, and Benjamin. Yeah. He's like, well, that's what I was trying to express to Dr. Kevin. I'm like, I think the reason your podcast

was working was you had an insane scientific skeptic. And he's like, no, people just loved the science. I'm like, I don't know if that was. the winning formula, but okay. But yeah, he was all zazzed about the moon, Dr. Kevin. He says there's a lot going on with the moon. I'm zazzed as fuck about the moon, but about the moon. Not about flying around the moon and checking it out. Like, I don't need, we don't need to send a bunch of guys up there to do trial runs, okay?

This is, first of all, the original moon landing was awesome because it was like a race against the bad guys, you know? There's like a ticking clock. It wasn't just like... Is that why I was excited? Because we had to get to the moon before Russia? Yeah, it, like, dominated them. It's like teabagging them.

It's like two people having comics, and you want your comic to come out and be better than the other guy, you know? Just a comic launching by itself. No one gives a shit. Nothing. In a vacuum, it's pointless. It's pointless.

It's shit about that. That's why it's like sending you guys the moon, like, okay, you got that going against you. I don't really care about... I don't really care. that much about guys going to the moon. We're already blowing up, you know, little girls' schools in the Middle East. I guess I'm kind of more

pissed about that. But at least, at least let's put some, like, stakes in it. Let's put a little tension in it and say, we're going to the moon first try. One and done. We're not screwing around. Yeah. We're not, you know, this is an accelerated timeline that we're

on. We're not scoping the place out. Looking for, like, cool claders and stuff. The Challenger disaster, is probably the best thing that ever happened to rocket launches. Yeah. Normally you'd be like, what am I going to do? I'm going to watch a rocket launch.

Yeah, dumb. It's for kids in school to watch. Yeah. And now there's like a chance all the astronauts are going to explode. It's like NASCAR. You're like, ah, I got to. Here we go. But the problem is I think we've gotten, are we going to get another exploding?

Maybe we will get another exploding space. Well, we're not going to get one if we don't push ourselves. If we don't push and say, we're not sending guys around the moon. We're sending guys to the moon today. And they're going to set up a tent. and like none of this is tested at all and they're going to just be doing it flying by the seat of their pants

you know that's what I want so what's what we need how would you feel about a moon vacation would that be high on your list no I don't want to go to the moon I'll just go to the closet you know and sit there and jack off all weekend if I want to simulate going to the moon yeah but you can't jerk off

and zero low gravity you know I could just go on an elevator nobody nobody's a dribbler on the moon that's important I don't want to shoot loads All the way across Dude they're gonna have like

Like come shooting fucking chambers Where you can just go and shoot to the like a mile Yeah Because of the gravity It's just like any amount of force And if you're a jaggleat just gonna go You know? Yeah

It's gonna be so cool You know it's gonna be like Ah kids you go enjoy the space pool Daddy's gonna go shoot a load Halfway across the moon Did the astronauts ever like you know, I know they couldn't like televise it, but probably they're like,

all right, we're going to turn off the cameras so the astronauts can test jacking off in space. We need to know if it's cool or not. Yeah. And then they probably did. Has any astronaut ever talked about jerking off in space? I think they used the toilet because it sucks the shit out of them. So they use that.

You're not supposed to have. I've watched them all complain about, oh, we've got to watch for crumbs, you know, on the space station. I don't hear about crumbs. I want to hear about death defying. I want to hear about death defying. I want to hear about, oh, shit, all this shit broke down. We got to really, like, come together and figure it out or else we're dead. But now the news is, oh, the toilet broke.

Like, I don't give a shit about the toilet breaking. Here's what it makes no sense is we live in an era of endless spectacle. We've mastered the game show format. I mean, like, how have we not figured up a way to zaz up? You know, like it should be a Mr. Beast challenge or something on the ship to the moon. Yeah, something. You know, it's like, get your fish tank TTS read out by a robot. Yeah, there should be a TTS on the fucking space station.

That would be great. Yeah. Did you see me yelling at Mr. Beast, by the way? Would you mean actually yelling or tweeting at him? No, on PCA, he called in. What? I yelled in his direct. I yelled in Mr. Beast's direction on a phone call.

confronted Mr. Beast? I, okay. In black face? No. I was, I was thinking, I'm like, I almost brought this into a problem. I'm like, did I, did I not shoot my shot? But I said, I don't want to blow this. You should have called them an N-word or something.

What do you, you talk to actual Mr. Beast? Look, I know it would have been a, I know it would have gotten clipped. I know it would have been like, hey, podcaster calls Mr. Beast the N-word. You would have been famous for the rest of your life. What is wrong with you? I would have been mean to Woody Woody's like forming a relationship with the guy Woody's a bad person

He's liberal He fucking deserves it He voted for that shit Watch this clip of fat pot You know See that now you got me thinking I'm going You would have helped them too

Because then they could have said Oh Vito he's fucking horrible He's horrible That guy's horrible But that would have been The clip would have gone all around If there was a clip of me going Hey what happened all those wells in Africa

You piece of shit You fucking blew it You blew it I know I know But I'm too nice I didn't want to blow up Woody's spot Woody's gonna be in a Mr. Beast video

I just They didn't fight him around the pot because I don't want to fucking go on their Pines go hey Mr. Beast fuck you You know it's too much Why fuck Mr. Beast I'm sure I will get another opportunity To confront Mr. Beast Dude that would have been the ultimate

That would have been the ultimate funny move trust me the second Woody said hey Mr. Beast is calling do you know that my brain just like lit up and was like fucking say something to Mr. Beast fucking say someone to say something I was like you have to say something I'm not gonna

who gives a fuck about Mr. Beast people don't what did he talk about his lunchables feastables fucking coming and little kid snacks what was he talking about he's doing a video which is all the original YouTubers are going to you know

so it's going to be Woody and he's trying to get FPS Russia and they're all going to desperately compete for money. And Mr. B. says Woody's why he started getting into YouTube, right? Yeah, well, that's the reason why I was like, I don't want, I don't want, Woody, like, is forming a relation with Mr. B's that Mr. B's kind of looked up to him or something. I'm like, I don't want to interject and confront the fucking guy. You should have been on that episode, you could have yelled at Mr. B's, okay?

So it would have been funny if I, it's not as funny if I do it, because I'm just doing it for attention. Because you actually hate him. It would have been funny. You should have said, hey, do you know for a fact if that, and then the Tisler, raped any kids while you were paying him, that would have been funny. I could have said, hey, what happened to that trans friend of yours? Is she going to be on the episode? You should have said the slur, though.

Yeah. Hey, yeah, what happened to that T slur of your? That would, see, this is the jerk store. I was in a jerk store situation. I was absolutely in a jerk store situation because the second I got, the second Mr. Beast hung up, I went, I feel like I missed my shot. You fucked up. You know that you know.

feel like I could have made news of like Mr. Beast confronted about transgender friend. By Maga Patriot Vito Giswoldi. Yeah, by Maga Patriot Vito Giswoldi. Why'd you give that trans lady access to kids? I should have been like, hey, Mr. Beas, I did have a quick question. What do you think about all this Palestine shit? Just nuke them all right? He would have just hung up.

He would just hung up. Because you could answer that both ways. He would have just hung up. Anyway I had a real jerk store shit I made a little joke I made a good joke But it wasn't like a joke that would go viral

You know who cares so fuck Mr. Beast I know I thought well I didn't know he was gonna be I was not prepared for Mr. Beast To call up Woody and go Oh my God Woody oh You're the number one Mr. Beast hater I'm up there

I'm up there I think he's I think Mr. Beast If if somebody If his brand strategy has told him Hey, you got to pivot to killing fucking children, you know, to make a buck. He would do it.

You go, well, you know, you guys know best. Yeah, but now that you had the chance to confront him, you're like Dan Boingo. Like, you're like Dan Boingo. Like, he quit. I'm a cuck. Yeah. He quit. It doesn't matter.

I'm not that guy who ran up to Dan Boingo and went pedophile protector. He went, whew. And I'm like, oh, that's hilarious to that forever. He can't. Like, Dan Boingo does not understand. Like, no, man, you don't get to talk. a big game about I'm going to fix the FBI and then go, actually the most important thing in America is podcasting right now.

They should do that at his house, like drive by and go, you're a pedophile protector. Do it to him everywhere he goes. It's hilarious. It's a good bit. All right. That's my problem. Oh, wait, shit. I played that wrong thing.

All right, I got a boring rocket launches. I'll do this one first, Dick. Dick, there's some great Americans out there. we were talking about Mel Gibson, you know. What did you say? He's a national treasure. That's right. Yeah, okay, national treasure.

And some of these national treasures that we have, you know, these are great men and women sometimes across the nation who inspire us every day, which is why I saw the words of one of our greatest patriots, Rob Schneider, and I was deeply inspired by his message of hope. real quick, I'll give you, why don't I put this tweet on screen, just if anyone wants to read along. Rob Schneider says, ask not what your country can do for you, what you can do for your country. And of course, he lets us know, John F. Kennedy said that, thank you, Rob. None of us could have figured that out otherwise. We must once again recommit ourselves to one nation under God indivisible. Okay.

Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our nation's young people. Each and every American at 18 years of age must serve two years of military service. They could also choose to serve part of that time overseas or in country in a volunteer capacity. Is he Mexican? I don't know if he's Mexican, but he was definitely never in the fucking military, man. Is he Mexican? Is he Mexican? I think he might be Mexican.

Is he Mexican? No, wait, he's Jewish. He's definitely Jewish, right? Oh, he's Jewish? Because I was going to say, You fucking piece of shit Mexican. I was going to say, you fucking Mexican. Go fuck yourself and Mexico. That's what I was going to say, because I'm Mexican, so I could easily say that. But if he's not Mexican, I'm not going to say it. You filthy fucking Mexican, I was going to say that. It says his maternal grandmother was a Filipina. Then I, obviously, I'm not going to say anything about where he's from, because, That'd be inappropriate, but I can say whatever I want about Mexico. You understand? And his father was Jewish.

So he's Jewish Filipino. I retract my statement then. I'm sorry, Mexico. Juopino, I get those on my nachos all the time. Can I get more of those juapino peppers on here? Love those. Being a citizen gives us freedoms by protecting and preserving. Okay, look, the point is...

Is he going to send Adam Sandler's daughter to go suck the dick of everyone in the military? Does he think that they should use... that. Sign Adam saying I know his daughter's up to go suck some cock. You fucking freak. Fuck you. Well, my problem, Dick, is draft dummies. These are guys who

sit around and look at the world and they go, I think what would make my country better would be if I force children to serve as slaves to the government for

the two prime years of their life. I feel like that would, for some reason, make our country a better place. If we said, hey, you know that thing about America, freedom and all that? Well, you don't get that. And you get to go fight for Israel. But, you know, if you're rich, you can be in the National Reserve or whatever the fuck else. Yeah.

Okay. Each and every American, two years of military service he wants. Now, Dick, why is the draft bad? It's murder? Because it's, it's, it's, yeah, it's compulsat. It's a lot of horrible things. It's, uh, don't you think, okay? It's like a national game of like, of saw.

It's like a saw movie. Like, all right, you got to kill. It is like a saw movie. You got to kill those guys and we're going to kill you. All right. That's a good point. The draft was, uh, we never talk about, you know, when you got that, uh, hunger game shit and they're picking who's going to serve what district.

You're like, oh, yeah, like the Vietnam War. Hi, cool. I get it. I see the parallels. Uh, look. Yeah. The U.S. I can't believe people win.

I just really can't. Can't believe people win or went? Went. Went. To Vietnam? You mean instead of like just going to Canada or something? Yeah. Or any of them.

Like any, literally any war, except maybe like, except the Revolutionary War because they're attacking you. And you're like, well, all right, if you guys are going to fuck around where I live, then game on. Well, that's self-defense. I mean, that's a defending your castle situation. Obviously, an invasion of America. I've seen the Patriots. We were Hemel Gibson. So I know about the Revolution.

I was going to bring up Red Dawn, which is another famous we've got to defend ourselves against. That was the commies and the Russians invaded America at the same time. Wait, what? What's Red Dawn? You never saw Red Dawn? Red Dawn's a classic. Red Dawn is a... Fuck, who's in Red Dawn?

I think... You never saw Red Dawn? I'd even got a shitty remake. Set during a fictional World War III, during a... A war between the United States and the Soviet Union. The film follows a group of teenage guerrillas known as the Wolverines fighting against a joint Soviet Latin American invasion force in Colorado. So you watch a bunch of high schoolers murdering commies.

I have no idea how you of all people has not seen this movie. Starring Patrick Swayze. Patrick Swayze. Patrick Swayze is in that? Yeah, Patrick Swayze is like the main guy. Wow. I think he's like a teacher. Was he a kid at the time or was he like one of the teachers?

Either way, it's high school. with machine guns mowing down commies. Hmm. It's one of those cult classics. All right. I'll check it out. All right. And we watched that movie and we said, well, you know what?

Their defendings, they're defending our right to not serve as pointless slaves and a foreign war for our government. Why would you, okay, that's the other thing. Rob Snyder, why would you post this as we're going to war for Israel? Oh, wait, because your dad was Jewish. Never mind. I understand exactly where you're posted. Isn't it crazy?

Isn't that crazy? And America is so big that the dumbest five, like all they need is like a couple hundred. thousand people stupid enough to go like, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I got to go sign up for the draft. Like, oh, wait, what? I have to go actually die for Israel. I don't want to do it. Like, well, you got to do it or else.

We'll basically ruin your life. Well, that's the weird thing about these guys is that they don't. It's not coming from a position of, well, we just need more boots on the ground because we categorically don't. Like, as technology is advanced, it's like, oh, no, we just need like a couple guys in a tent with drones. We need far less soldiers than we did. We're not, you know. No, I don't know about that. We can just have a drone burn down all the Vietnamese villages.

Wait, why do you think we need more? I mean, they're not, they're always like struggling to hit recruitment goals, but it's not like we're currently engaged in a full-scale war, and I don't think we will be. Well, okay, but you got to look at ground invasion. You got to look at Israel's objective. Israel's objective is to physically depose every government loyalist in every country around them. Turkey, Iran, the other Middle East states, like they need, they're going to need like a million guys to go in and do that. They can't, you can't just shoot drones and like randomly kill people because you hit people who are loyal, you hit loyalists and you hit people who are like,

support you, in my opinion. Like, you're going to hit guys that are like, what with the drones you mean? You're like, just too much friendly fire? Yeah. Yeah, because you're killing your own, you're killing your own guys too. Like, you're killing your own coup also. So eventually, if you want what Israel wants, eventually you got to send a million white guys in there to just question everybody. You're like, okay, dead, dead, dead. Like, you got to, it's got to be D-Day. You got to do like a world, you got to do World War II all in the Middle East. But like, it seems like Trump will not do that.

I don't think any American president would go that far. I don't, I don't know. You'd have to really find like a fucking Jesus poisoned guy who wants all our guys to die for Israel. And Trump's still like kind of on the fence of like, maybe if I do just enough, I'll get it. into heaven. Which is, honestly, that's the best part about these boomers is that they don't want to, like, get into heaven, like, real hard. They just kind of want to sneak in.

Like, they want to limp in. Yeah. He goes, well, I bombed some shit in Iran. That's good enough. Why doesn't the Pope just say, like, you're in, you're good. You're in heaven. You're fine. You don't have to do this shit for Israel.

But if you fuck around in Israel too much, you will go to hell. 100%. Wait, don't we have an American Pope now? Isn't the Pope from Chicago or something? Yes. Yeah. He's from Chicago. Oh, he's fucking up.

He's an idiot. He's fucking up. He could save America. He could just go to all, he could just go to all these fucking brain poison booms and go, you don't worry, you're going to heaven. Yeah. You don't got to give anything else to Israel. Actually, if you give any more to Israel, you're going to hell.

It's really going to piss off Jesus. Yeah. Like, he could literally save the world. Yeah, I don't know why. Like, they put an American in charge of the church, but he's not acting in an American way. It's totally stupid. A waste. Man, this would be a great heist movie, Secret Pope.

Is you got to disguise a guy. You know the Pope's meeting. with the president. You know the president's hyper religious. You got to sneak your guy in. You got to knock the real pope out. Sneak your guy in and go, here's how you get into heaven. Like inception, but retarded. Stop giving money to Israel. Stop it. Yeah. Secret Pope. That's the movie right there. But again, the reason Rob Schneider, I think, posts this. I think part of it is, hey, we need more guys to fight for Israel. But the other part seems to be this genuine misplaced belief that the only thing stopping, you know, young people from just absolutely loving the country

and being the most patriotic motherfuckers ever is to be forced to work a job they don't want. Like, that will somehow inspire mass patriotism. And like North Korea. Like, he's like, you know, you know why everyone's so happy in North Korea is because they have to do military service. Yeah, they love it. It's their favorite thing. They live in like an autocratic dictatorship. Yeah, it's great.

You made a good point where, okay, if you're being attacked, like South Korea has mandatory military service, but I think they're into it because they're like, well, yeah, I don't want anybody coming into my fucking country. I'll shoot those fuckers in the head. But instead, it's us being forced in the military and it's like, hey, something's going on somewhere else. And you go, why the fuck is that my problem? I want to protect my friends and my family. They go, no, you don't understand. By helping Israel, you're kind of protecting your friends and family.

How? In one way. What do you mean? My family's getting raped by some of my family. that I'm also paying for with my tax that my military fund is going to pay for. So I don't think so. I think that's why I hate military people more than anything. It's like, okay, so you want to, if you want to murder people, there's plenty of people to murder here.

Like, you just need permission? You got to go, like, kill other people in the Middle East because you got permission to do it. Like, all right. Also, aren't there opportunities for, like, mercenary-type situation? I don't know. I guess he'd be in a murk group. They kind of want you to be ex-military or whatever. Well, the guy who, um, God, what was his name?

The guy, the big military contractor said he could get rid of like 50 million, 50 million illegal immigrants for, it was like $100 billion or something like that. Like, it's no, barely in my money. I bet he could, absolutely. I would 100% believe that. He said that on day one. And everyone's like, all right, so let's do it. Let's, if he doesn't do it, kill him.

Dude, it's always fascinated me when contractors go, yeah, if you give me that, well, I mean, that was Trump's big thing. thing. That was why Trump originally got popular. Did you ever hear the, did you ever read Art of the DLA? I assume you did. Yeah, I've read that. Yeah. Okay. You remember the fucking ice rink in New York? Walman's Pond. Yeah, woman's pod. And they're like, we can't figure out how to build it. It's too hard to build it.

It's called Canadian. Trump said I'll build it in like two fucking years. And everyone went, oh my God, that's incredible. No way he could do it. You know? He could do it. No way. There's no way. But he made the deals. He made the deals. And that's what we all wanted Trump. But here's the problem. Now Trump's trying to art of the deal fucking Iran, you're going, well, I don't know, you're not making good deals here. And you're also, Natanyahu's making the fuck. You can't make a good deal if you turn your back and your little Jewish buddy goes, I'm going to bomb some oil fields. And you're like, stop fucking around. I'm trying to make deals over here. You can't bomb the

oil fields. This is so stupid. I can't believe Rob Schneider. Like, Rob Schneider must live in the most kind of fucked up bubble that you could imagine where he's on Twitter quoting JFK. Who was killed by Israel. Like, what? What? You want are going to do this big Let's Americans go die for Israel And you're quoting a guy that was killed by Israel for not wanting them to have a nuclear bomb? Are you fucking retarded, Rob Schneider?

Look, I've also been one of these guys who I've been told you've got to pick a lane at some point You can't be a comedian and a political commentator And that's fair, I get it. You know, I try to reserve comp. Why? They tell you that to keep you down. They try to keep you down.

Well, the problem is when you start, when you start being like a great. grandstanding fucking, well, here's, do it in a funny way. It was Rob Snyder going, you know, the problem with these kids today is they're all, okay, a good, maybe a better example. He should have said, the problem with kids today is there's not enough dying for Israel. Then I would have said, that's a great tweet. I would have laughed.

That would have been good. Yeah. Like, you can't give a sanctimonious fucking lecture about how much we all need to fucking serve the government. We love daddy government. And John F. Kennedy would have wanted us to do this. John F. Kennedy, who was Catholic, do Catholics like the Jews?

Who likes Jews more Christians or Catholics? Christians. I think it's the Catholics. No, maybe it is Christians. Yeah, I think it's evangelical Christians. That is why the Jews killed him because he was our first Catholic president. Like Orthodox Catholics are getting killed by Israel right now in the Middle East. Yeah.

They're bulldozing all their shit. That's why they killed Kennedy because he was the first Catholic. Catholic president. He was not playing nice. Anyway, Rob Schneider famed American and beloved patriot among all. See, that's the other thing. You're coming from a position of like, what is the best Rob Schneider thing that ever happened? Deuce Bigelow. Yeah, okay. So you're Deuce Bigelow.

And going, you can do it. You can do it. Okay, that's the weird thing about, I guess this is morphing to Rob Schneider's at the problem, But I'm going, at a certain point, you're going to go, I'm the deuce Bigelow guy. You know, the Deuce Bigelow, who are like some of these famous guys who they just go, I'm this guy, I'm known for this thing, I do the one thing, and that's what I do. And then Rob Snyder's trying to reinvent himself as ultra-maga patriot Rob Schneider. And you go, I kind of like just the Deuce Bigelow guy.

This is a bad reinvention. The problem is, like, the problem is Rob Schneider's Zionist ultra-nationalism only works. if everybody's doing it. Like two years mandatory military works if your entire country is homogenous. Like it's all Jews.

It's all white people. It's all South Koreans. Like, okay. That's great. We have a unified sense of purpose. But when it's America, it's like it doesn't work because first of all, nobody's attacking us. And secondly, I'm not dying for this fuck. I'm not dying for

fucking Dantarius over here. I don't, like other people like me. I was going to say when, what's his name? When fucking Muhammad next to me, he goes, yeah, you know, we got to protect all our mosques. Yeah, our wives. No. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. I'm fighting for the mosques, too.

I'm fighting for Somalians to do welfare fraud. I don't think so. Like, you can't have, you can't have that. We got to keep Mom Donnie's New York safe. We got to keep Mom Donnie's New York safe. No. I don't want to save Mom Donnie, New York. Fuck Mom Donnie's New York.

Fuck Gavin Newsons, California. Like, that's the problem is our country, is not. Part of what it makes America work is it part of the country. It's the other part of the country. It's a fun ongoing talk of war. That's also a Rob Schneider lie. The whole melting pot shit that ruined the country.

The country was best when everyone was the fucking same. Well, you never get that back. Well, I mean, you might get that. If Mr. Bees becomes president, I could see a white genocide. Or a reverse white genocide. There's going to be a genocide. We just

don't know who's going to be on the receiving end. There's definitely going to be a genocide. There's definitely going to be a genocide. You got to start stake in your claims now, okay? Yeah. You got to sit down. You got to crunch the numbers and figure out which race stands the best

chance of winning the genocide. Well, I think it's going to be Mexicans. I think it's going to be white Mexicans. Because we have, they're too lazy. You guys fight for an hour and then you need a nap. There's a lot of us, though. There's a lot of you. You take naps and shifts, maybe.

I don't think you could get it done. I don't think you can get it done. You guys could even pick grapes without raping like 50 women for some fucking reason. What's that about? What, the rapes? Yeah, that guy, all he had to do was pick grapes and be a hero to everybody. He said, why don't I rape a million women while I'm at it? And you went, man, are you fucking Mexicans?

We don't care about that. He just fucking. I'm loving, dude. I'm loving. Wait, wait, wait, Vito, the thing about the Mexicans is we could fight like, we could also build. So we would be like in Fortnite. Like we can build like a shed. Yeah, you guys could be in a Fortnite type situation.

We could build ramps and stuff. If you guys have access to building materials, I'm going to go outside. I'm going to go, oh, they built a whole fucking base. God damn it. Yeah, it's going to be white Mexicans to takeover America. And we're sick of it. The first guy to make a race war video game where each race gets to make bases that are themed around their race and you can raid the bases. You know.

It's going to be like rust, except it's like, we're going to raid the Japanese base because we're out of rice, you know, and go kill a bunch of Japanese people and get all their materials. Wait, you associate rice with Japanese? I guess all, I guess rice has a lot of different things. Japanese is like sushi. India also eats a lot of fucking rice. I guess.

With their feet. I don't know what you steal from the Japanese people. Fucking samurai swords. What do you want? All right? The point is America is ready for a race war video game the first person make it is going to be a billionaire. And the other point is plan for the race war.

Okay. Figure out which race you think has the best horse in the race. Then make a mixed race child. Yeah. Well, you made a mixed race child. So you're covering a couple bases. White Mexican. I made a perfect duplicate of us.

White Mexican. Yeah. White Mexican. Well, yeah, you got a double. You got a two for going. With blue eyes. Now, would I say, you know, could you make a black child as well? to hedge your bets.

You know, you'd have to run it by the wife, you know, but if she's open to it, say, listen, we want to survive the race war. I'm going to make one black baby, and we're going to treat it badly. You know, it's not as good as the other baby, so you don't even got to worry about it. It's just in case something happens. Or get blackface materials. And then when the race war happens. Does it work?

Does what work? That's the joke. The blackface? No. Be prepared. You're going to have to go out in public. It's going to be like you're dropped into Wakanda. Would you hope that you had some blackface?

You would hope so, because then you'd fit right in. Okay, my problem is landscape screenshots. Come on, fellas. What are we doing here? You're taking a screenshot, you're putting it online. If you take it in landscape desktop mode, you're fucking over all the mobile people. They can't read, like a mobile screenshot? You're on your phone?

A screenshot of what? A video game? Whatever. They're taking screenshots. screenshots of whatever. Text messages. If it's a screenshot of a movie or a video game, it's going to be widescreen. No, no, no, no, no.

Like, emails. If they take a screenshot of emails or anything or any kind of website and it's landscape mode. It's got to be, you got to go. You got to shrink it. You got to shrink it. If you're posting screenshots and they're like a desktop, get out of here. What am I supposed? Then you got to.

Trink it inward. Shrink it inward. You got to go. You try to read that on your phone, you're like dragging it back and forth, like, and you're getting sick. I hate that. You're getting yourself sick on your phone just trying to stay apprised of what's happening and all the hot guys. Okay, but this seems like a problem that the cell phone manufacturer should address. There should be a button whenever I see an image, rotate image.

Why don't they not have that? What do you mean rotate? Then I got to twist the whole phone around? No, no, no. I should be able to press in on the image and then a little fucking dialogue box should come up that says, do you want to rotate this image? Yeah, then you got to rotate the phone. Yeah.

No, you got to take the screenshot like this. What's why do you rotate the fucking phone? I don't want to, even then, it's still like I got to zoom way in and go like, juke, juke, juke, juke, juke. There are some engineering solutions here. Tell me that's not the biggest problem in the universe. When you get a screenshot on your phone, you have to go, jupe, juke, juke, juke, jup, jup, back and forth.

Trying to figure out, trying to stay the line you're on. I don't think it's the biggest problem. It's a big problem, though. It's a big problem. You know, you can lock your phone orientation temporarily and then rotate the phone. Wait, what? If you swipe down from the top, you can lock your orientation to be one way or the other. Although, maybe you can't lock it horizontally.

What do you mean you can lock your, I know you can make your phone switch the whole thing on its side, but that still doesn't. Well, yeah, you can tell it. uh be make everything horizontal so i'm good because i'm gonna use my phone horizontally or something yeah but that's not the same that's not i don't fucking though that's not the same well but i'm looking at destiny on his unfuck america tour a lot of things do lend themselves to a a lot of wait the unfuck america tour's happening what yeah i'm looking at a picture of destiny and some people at ucla right now and it's totally empty oh shit is it still is it still is Is it live? I should go over there.

You'd be the only person in attendance. We love Destiny. I love Destiny. I'm just saying there's nobody there. Oh, you do love Destiny. I thought after his like penis incident, you were like a little down on Destiny. What penis incident? He was like texting his penis to everybody. texting it to me, texting it to you.

He was texting his penis to everybody? You didn't get a Destiny penis text? No. Oh, you're not in the inner circle. Yeah, all the Destiny guys. We all got, just every once in a while he'll check your inbox. He goes, ah, I was feeling cute today. And you get a picture of Destiny's penis in there.

What are you talking about? I don't even remember what he did. Something about like a woman he recorded them having sex or something. It's crazy. Yeah, he's being sued. But because it's like an insane woman, you go, I don't know. I kind of just side with Destiny because I don't want to hear anything about it. Because every time she, like, it's been two years since I saw Destiny's penis and my life was ruined. You're like, yeah, I know, I know.

I just keep going on about it. I don't care anymore. Yeah. No, he had sex with a woman. He recorded it and then he sent it to a different lady. Woo. He towed her. Yeah.

It's not good. It was like a revenge. There's a revenge porn situation. He, uh, he, he, Aaron Holted. Not even revenge porn. It was like trying to get the other girl hyped up by showing him sucking a dude's cock and fucking a different girl. That's revenge porn. No, it's revenge if you're trying to hurt the first person.

If you're going, look at me having sex with this lady and how good I am at it. I think that's. still demeaning, though. To her. It's still demeaning, but it's not revenge. It's a celebration. You know, it's like, hey, look at me fucking, you want to watch all these videos of me, fucking girls that I record without their knowledge?

Yeah. I don't know what's going on with Destiny. Destiny had a weird arc. Oh, he did? I tell you a buddy of mine who, like, produces, like, TV shows and stuff. He said, hey, can you get me in touch with that Destiny guy? Is it Derek? I think he'd be a great, like, no, it wasn't Derek.

It was an actual TV. producer who's produced actual shows, okay? And he said, has some stuff on Netflix right now. And he said, can you get me Desi's information? I think you might be interesting for like a political commentary show that we could do or whatever. And then Destiny I think, what was the big

thing? He came out and he said, yeah, 9-11 was great and I fucked all these. He had like a big blow, oh, no, it was the firefighter, I think. It was after Trump, almost got shot. And Desi said, oh, it's a good thing that fucking gay firefighter got shot in the face, that F-sler.

and then that TV producer sent me about and she said, hey, I don't need Destiny's info anymore. I'm good. You went, I don't think a TV show's gonna work out. I think I was on Destiny's show right after that happened. I was like, yeah, that was fucking great

when you said that. Did you guys talk about it? Well, not really because he was on YouTube and he didn't want it to get flagged. I'm like, yeah, I would love to talk about that. He's like, uh, I don't, your take is not, not appreciated. Well, he's not doing that show with Dan anymore.

I don't know what happened. a Dan. Probably because of the revenge porn. Well, Dan's like a huge, I wonder how he's, he's probably giddy about the Israel stuff. He's having a great time. Oh, he's probably guphilting. Dan's dancing around.

He's probably dancing like it's 9-11. All over again. Yeah. Whatever I saw that, he wears like a cowboy hat, right? Do you wear a cowboy hat when you were on the show? Yeah, he's like an Indiana Jones hat. He's got six yarmulikas though under that hat. I saw him take it off. That's what I was going to say.

I'm like, what is, what is a Jewish guy in a cowboy hat is like a statement where I go, what are you saying? Is this a person in a cowboy hat? I think I might have seen that picture. Like a black cowboy. Try one on recently. Yeah. Yeah, you go, something about it just doesn't feel right.

Something about, something about a Jewish guy in a cowboy hat, you go, I just, it's like, it's like two great things that don't grow well together, you know? It's like ice cream cake and hot. You go, well, I like them in different ways. Yeah. You know, I just don't feel like you should put one with the other. Well, Dick, it's interesting that we got on the topic of revenge porn and people sending sexy texts and whatever else. Landscape screenshots.

Yeah. Because I recently, you know what? I probably can't show that one. I recently saw a photo that, uh, can I hold on. I was trying to bring up here. Can I see this image here? Yeah. Now, this was something I saw and my eyes popped out.

I said, woo, whoa, woo, wah! You know, I was, I got all excited. Uh, and I want to show you this real quick. What is it? Uh, now this, I think we can show this. Well, it looks like a sex style or some tits? I am worried the filter's going to catch it. Hold on.

Maybe don't show it. I don't think you should show that. It looks like some chicks. I mean, I was sex thought. It looks like a cell thought. Let me see if I can find a different thing. Can you just describe it? I feel like we got to see it real quick.

Not that one. There was one that I could show. God damn, these are horrible. What is it out? Well, do you remember Christy Gnome? The lady that shot her dog? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she was like a secretary of some brother.

Yeah. I hate that chick. Well, did you see that her husband is an interesting guy? Did you see that? No. Did you really, you saw this? You definitely saw this. You never saw, you didn't see Christy Gnome's husband?

No. Oh, man. I can't show any of these fucking pictures. Come on. They're all... Look. Christy... Just describe it to me.

What did you do? The bit doesn't work if you can't... All right, here, I can show this. This I can show. This I can show. This I can show. I can show this. Hold on.

Hold on. This was the one I was looking for. Here is... And again, you guys should look for the other pictures because they're way worse. But here is Christy Gnome's husband as the Daily Mail found was sent these pictures. This is a Christy Nome's husband who... What? he likes to do is a message women online asking if they'll turn him into a sissy bimbo slut

with huge tits. And he messages these women and then he forgets to pay them for the sexy time that they had. And then they look up his like email address and they go, hey, are you like married to a famous lady? Can you pay me that money? And he goes, ah, you know, I don't know. There's something, something happened. I don't have time to send it. And they go, okay, I'm going to send all those weird fucking photos of you to the daily mail. He stiffed the he stiffed the prostitutes? He stiffed the like online

sex workers that he was sending tens of thousands of dollars to so he could send them oh yeah dude like 50,000 like he said he owed this one lady he sent her like 25,000 dollars because every day he was hitting him up going hey am I a sexy lady

you know and then because they're being paid they have to go yes So my problem is bad sexting is what I would call this. These are people who are talking to women. Is this like the wood shop guy? Like the Canadian wood shop guy? Yeah, well, you know, I don't know if he was also messaging women. But this is when there's a woman.

This is when there's a woman who's clearly not interested in you is just kind of humoring you and leading you on to get money, and you keep obsessively texting her ever creepier and weirder messages and photos until eventually she blackmails you and ruins your career. Now, this doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's always interesting to see. Obviously, it's happened here with Christy Nome and her creep-out husband. Okay, like, at what point are you taking? the picture of yourself with balloons stuffed under your shirt. And again, it's not like you took the

time. You know, there are some, you know, cross-dress or trans people who go, well, I got to put on a wig, put on a little bit of makeup. That does not make it better. That does not make it any of effort. At least you can like maybe role play or something. This is a guy with a crew cut making a fucking duck face with big fake tits, sending it to a lady and going, am I beautiful? What do you think her, what do you think her honest reaction is? Do you think her honest? reaction is, yes, you are beautiful, Christy Noam's husband? Or do you think her reaction is, oh my God, thank God this guy's paying me to react to his insane fucking sex photos? And he didn't pay? He didn't pay in full. He missed a payment. You don't, okay, that's

another problem. You don't miss a payment with the dominatrix. You miss a payment with the dominatrix. You're going to have a real bad time. Okay. Have you seen those guys? You know, he's a guys who, uh, they have, they have a blackmail fetid? Wasn't that? What was the gay guy? Yeah, I have seen that. What was the gay guy who had the blackmail fetish and then he got fucked? Uh, all of them? Were we watching the video of him and, yeah, well, all of them. Was it Glenn Greenwald, I think? Oh, is that what happened to him? Yeah, remember there's a video of him and he's wearing a schoolgirl outfit and he's paying some. And the worst part is, I don't know. I don't remember that. I don't remember it until it came across. This came up and

someone said, uh, it kind of rhymes me of Glenn Greenwald. And I go, oh, you know, Yeah, I think I did block out Glenn Greenwald wearing women's clothing and having a gay Mexican man slap him in the face or whatever. I think I did block that out of my memory. So this lady has been embezzling hundreds of millions of dollars from the government for this? From the government? Well, I would assume Christy Nome's husband, who again is a conservative speaker and speaks at these church conferences and stuff and says, you know, for the good of Christianity, we got to go defend Israel. She's like atheists. I was bringing it back to Israel.

I was bringing it back to Israel, motherfucker. He goes and he says, we got to give all our money to Israel. Oh, does he say that? And also, Candy Sparks 99. Let's all send her a couple bucks because she tells me I've been a bad girl. And you go, well, I feel like you should not be telling us how to spend our money because you have spent your money in a frivolous and reckless manner. I feel like you're the last guy who should be telling us, you know, what the conservative path for America is. What else are you going to spend your money on? Toys?

Shit, that's... Hors need to eat too. Okay, well, if you're going to spend your money on this, couldn't you at least be like that lady in fucking Canada who got the whole get-up? See, if he had got the whole get-up, I would be willing to forgive him a little bit. Yeah, I'd go, well, at least he's committed. This is like, he's like blowing up fun time balloons in the bathroom. And Sexton, you know, Miss Candy Rock's 4,000 going,

Oh, would you put a dildo in my ass? tell me you'd put a doldo in my ass. You're like, oh, ah, Jesus fucking Christ, man. He's a conservative speaking? You said, is he? That's what I read is that he does, yeah, conservative speaking. Okay, his name is Byron Gnome. He would chat up women from the so-called

bimbofocation fetish scene. What did he say about, like, the government, though, and like not doing what he's doing? That, because otherwise, let me see. Byron Gnome has any opinions on Israel. Let me see. came to a public life he never asked for because of Christy. Noam. Maybe he's been dragged into this. Maybe he didn't want to...

Well, that's what it seems like. We got him. He's a furry. I read that he like gave like speeches and shit. Supportive husband. Byron was a... Well, maybe he was a home... His waterfront store front office. I don't know what kind of a job he had. So he's not his big talk.

He's a... Hold on. He's a... Hold on. He's a South Dakota-based insurance agent and business owner. He runs an insurance company. Okay. But, okay. Hold on.

But when you're the spouse of a governor, he becomes, he was the, he was South Dakota's first ever first gentleman. He was the first gentleman of South Dakota. That comes along with certain responsibilities. As long as the wife's doing something you don't like, it's 50. fair game. Is that what I'm understanding? It's fair game. On the husband or family or whatever. Is that what I'm understanding? He can do whatever he wants. I'm just saying in the future. No, he can. He can. He can. I'm telling him specifically how to do it. Okay. I got it. One. No, I see. You got to commit. You got to commit.

You got to be like the lady in Canada. You got to go the whole nine yards. Two, you got to pay the fucking the dominatrix. You got to pay her money or else. Yeah. That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, You got to pay somebody. I don't know who it is getting paid. But here's why I think you didn't pay is I think again, he was in a situation where he thought, oh, well, clearly we're engaging in mutual roleplay. She's turned on by these cool photos I'm sending her. Oh, you think that's what he was doing. I think he believed. This is the guy who takes a picture of his penis, sends it to the lady.

He goes, oh, look at my penis. Isn't that a great penis? And you go, she doesn't want to see that, man. You got to know, she doesn't want to see that. Okay, that's the problem. Here's the problem's name. The problem's name is she doesn't want to see that. Guys. Yeah. She doesn't want to see that, okay?

There's a lot of guys who don't know. She doesn't want to see that. If you send a message, talk about tummy kisses, she don't want to see that, okay? You tell her you have a piss boner? She don't want to see that. There's a lot of stuff a lady doesn't want to see. And I think guys, they get into mode, they think, oh, this is great. It's mutual.

You know, we're having a two-sided. This is a one-size. You have a one-sided thing. And if you're paying money, you need to recognize it's a one-sided thing. You got to pay more. Actually, no, it is two-sided, but the only side is the money that you are sending her. It's not her going, I can't wait till that

weird guy sends me pictures of him with giant cartoon breasts. It's the best part of my day. No, you've got to pay the money, okay, and then walk away. You're not establishing, it's falling in love with the stripper. It's falling in love with the waitress. You don't do it, okay? The waitress is nice to you because she wants tips.

You don't have a thing with the waitress. You don't have a thing with the girl at the strip club. That's it. Yeah. Okay. That's my problem. Bummer for him. Bummer for him indeed. Yeah. Those damn Republicans.

Shut up. It's not a Republican thing. If a Democrat did it, I would say the same fucking thing. If a fucking Democrat was wearing big, fake and I, okay, again, when the Democrats do it, we elevate them to the highest office. Democrats take cocks up their ass. How is that different than

this? You have a trans senator. I know. I was, I know. We're not doing the best. I get it. What do you mean not doing the best? Well, the problem, the liberal problem is that our two relationship is not understanding

that our quiet, awkward politeness is not necessarily a full-throated endorsement of everything you're doing. Yeah. And you go, I'm a beautiful woman. Look at my big tits. And we go, yes, you are. You're very brave. Thank you.

Yeah. Thank you for your bravery. That's the liberal problem. You love it, though. You love that somebody's, you know, that this happened to somebody on the other side, though. Right? No, no, I don't, it's not. Give me a buck and break.

All right, all right, all right. Give me a break. It is, it is. Love it. It is fun. After what all Christy gnomes, I'm going to save the country and rah, rah, whatever. And you go, man, your husband's just fucking put on fake tits and messaging weirdo strippers and all the night.

What the fuck? Fict of your fucking house, lady. Jesus Christ. Okay, yes, there's a little shooting fruity there. I got it. It's funny. It's totally shooting fruity. It's a little bit of shooting fruity. Okay, that's the show. Patreon.com slash

biggest problem. Biggest problem. Biggest problem. To vote on the problems. I feel like something else is going on. Oh, I have a big. special announcement. I would like to, I'm going to announce it after the super chats. Let's do the super chats. Is it that you're going to blackface me again? No. Wet Bandit, uh, we go for two. Vito, where are my chotchkes? Uh, Desanti offroad for five. Thank you for not

killing yourself and showing up. You're welcome. Koo for two. Thank you for not killing yourselves. Riley for two. Can't wait to see Vito's new podcast on WATP. WATP. W A TEPA.A.A.A.A.T. Mr. Poop snorkel for two. For Vito, air those fucking grievances baby. Mikey man for two. This show will always. Sarah Gardner, Garnier, for two. We're actually getting a show today. Laffy.

Ooh. Sticking it to us. The mouth face that's like, uh, a Jewish Jew boy for 20 Canadian. Hey Vito, can you get Plumbo, that virtual boy? You can take it out of my $800 super killer credit. Does anybody want to buy a,

Plumbo wants to buy my virtual boy? I don't need a virtual boy, so I'll probably sell it to Plumbo. Smash it. I'm not going to smack. Why would I smash it? Because fuck Plumbo. It's worth like, it's worth like $700.

I'm not going to smash it. That's why you should smash it. Just destroy it. I've realized I've had that thing for probably 20 years. I don't think I've used it once. I've never once had the impulse to be like, every virtual boy has been used less than once. Yeah, I go, I got to put it on the virtual boy. Yeah.

And jam my head into it and go, wow, this is really uncomfortable and weird. Yeah. Riny for five. Hey, Vito, can you get Plumbo, that virtual boy? You can take it out of G.H's $800 super killer credit. Can you just give Plumbo the virtual boy? Why do people think I'm avoiding giving Plumbo?

You said you'd give it to Plumbo and now you're reneging. No, I said I would sell it to Plumbo. Okay? Yeah, but you imply that it would be a good deal. I never said it would be a good deal. It's going to be a terrible deal. A virtual boy is a bad deal.

There's not $700 worth of fun in that virtual. boy. I'm going to tell you that right now. You're going to play it exactly once and then you're going to go, Nestor's funky bowling is not nearly as exciting as I thought it would be. Yeah, but it's like the gesture. Shouldn't you give it to Plumbo, like just to be as a show of good faith? No, I need money. You don't need that much money. You could give up. No, I need that much money now. The virtual boy, you could just give to Plumbo. We are entering a financial crisis, the likes of which the world has never seen. You need friends. You should give Plumbo the virtual boy just to be friends.

Like as a nice friend. That's true. Maybe the friendship of Plumbo would be worth it. Yeah. Did anyone ever send a virtual boy to Vito's booty? Can you pull one out of there and set it to them? I don't know. It's all in a big box.

I was thinking about giving that away to people who are blocked by you on Twitter. There you go. Yeah, it could be a fun game. There might be a virtual boy in there. Oh, or it could be a, I don't know, I'm sure there's a fun gimmick. that could be had with all the trash. You've got to find the Eric July pop figure, though. That's the one thing.

Okay, I'll get right on it. Baldur for five. Guy made a custom Eric July pop figure. It's in there. Yeah. Stop being a hog and sell plum the virtual boy diabetes. Ballard is saying sell it, but I think you should just give it to him. You're right.

I should. How many likes for you to give it to him? I'm not giving away a virtual phone. How many likes, though, for you to give it to him, for real? Why likes? Why likes? What do you mean likes? Because that's like people do like how many likes to get and it's like 20 likes they'll say and I'll give it away.

No. How many likes? Not likes. Come up with something better. Trade me some magic cards. Retweets. How many retweets? I need the surge foil pixel ninja turtles.

I only have Donatello. I need the rest of them. Okay. So if somebody got those? I could trade. I could maybe trade for those. But how much for you to give Plumbo the virtual boy? I only have three chaos emerald stick.

of what? How many chaos emeralds do you have? All of them. See, because you said I would never get all the chaos emeralds. You can't get the fucking chaos. I've already acquired three. I've already acquired three of the chaos emeralds. They're doing that in magic?

I'm on my way. I'm on my way to assembling the full set of chaos emeralds. I have three of the seven. That's dumb. Use these one touch cases at all? You don't really collect cards, though. No. Have you seen my one-touch cases?

one of one saber tooth. Look at that. Now that's, that's a card. Is that magic? No, this is Marvel. It's a one of one. This is the only, this is worth like $1,000 or something.

How much for you to destroy it right now? Ten bucks and a virtual boy. How much? This is my, this is my, this is my, this is my good, look at this guy. Look at this. One of one, a triple signograph of Alan the Alien, Invincible, and Omneman.

Can you believe it? What's that? It's a triple signagraph, of course, from the Keepsake Invincible cards. What is this signagraph? It's a fake signature because they can't actually get the people who worked on the show to sign it, so they have it signed by Alan the Alien, which is kind of a cop out. Kind of? You go, you go, couldn't you got Seth Rogen?

to sign it? They went, no, he's not going to sign it. But Alan, the alien signed it theoretically in universe. Isn't that like what Disneyland does? Like kids get many the mouse to sign their little books? Yeah. You've got a card signed by Alvin

the alien? And Invincible and Omneman. That's good. Did Omneman sign it as Omneman or Nolan? Yeah, he signed it as Omneman. Nolan is a different signature. There are cards signed by Nolan using his Nolan's signature. Get the fuck out of here, dude. They have Nolan.

Nolan and Omnuman cards are different cards. Some fucking person signed that as Omneman? Yeah, look, it says Omneman. Omni Man signed it. Can you tell? Is it real ink? Invincible? No, it's not real.

It's not even real. Did a Chinese guy sign the Invincible one like he does the voice? No. Okay. Look, the new set is going to have autographs from the guys who made the comic and not any of the voice actors. So they're still dropping the ball. Look, I got a dual patch of Mark and his black girlfriend from the first season.

What the fuck is that? Don't you want to celebrate his black girlfriend? What is that? What's a patch? They're not real. They take pages of the comic book and they cut it up and they put it inside the card. But the comic book's like a million prints of it. How is that valuable?

No, no. It's like a rare, you know, you get like a like, you know, it's like, don't you want to Look, it's duplicate and Adam Eve with a completely random piece of the comic book cut out for no reason. Yeah, but it's just a random print out of a random comic that they printed. It's not a game jersey or anything. There's no, it has nothing to tie anything to the event.

It's exactly the same as a game used jersey. It's exactly the same. Why do you have those? Why did you get those? Look, look at this cut out from the comic. Isn't that thrilling and exciting? Why her tits cut off? That would be a one of one.

Because that's a single relic. It's a single relic. It's a single relic. Don't you want... Okay, here's a great example. Okay. It's Invincible's mom with a picture of people's legs from the comic book. What the fuck is that?

What price would you put on that? Why do you have it in a top loader? Well, you know, you can't just leave your relic cards sitting out. I mean, that's valuable. We should open packs on this show and get people to... Dude, I got... You do not understand. how many invincible cards I have now.

I'm drowning in invincible cards. I'm drowning in this shit. Why do you have so many invincibles cards? Because they're so cheap and they're fun. It's fun. Money who open peanuts if you're going for cheap. Look at this peanut. Look at this peanut.

Look at this a. Shut the fuck up. I got the one of one triple sign of grass. Oh, there was only one peanut in this one. There was a two chamber. Look at this. Look at this shit. Look at that shit. It's 3D. It's 3D. It's not really 3D. It's like reticulate.

It's 3D. If you look at it in real life, it's 3D. I've seen that shit. It's not really 3D. It's incredible. You put all that crap in toploading, protecting things? I got a whole, do you know they have binder? All right. I'll show you. You want to see the real problem? Because the problem is you get a binder, right? But you're always afraid to put your car and a binder. Because a binder, it's like, it's kind of flimsy, right? You can't pull them out. You know, a top loader is more protection. So what if they made a giant 50-pound binder? Get the fuck out of here. What if they made a giant 50-pound binder to put all your top loaders in?

And there's all your invincible cards. Look at those, look at those colorful characters. I got all. I got it all. I got Alan. I got duplicate. I got a Dude, what are you doing? Why do you have that? That's just, look, this is an,

this is Omneman, laser signagraph, number five out of 23. What's a laser sign of graphs? It's, it's signed, it's just Omniban. It's not the triple signagraph.

This is the single signagraph. Are they real signatures or is it like Joe Biden? No, it's printed on the fucking thing, okay? It's printed on it? The Mallor twins, 10 out of 30.

There's only 13 of these in the world. Not because no one wants that shit. In the whole world. Why do you have this? You know, I just love the characters. I just love the, I love the, I love the spec. Here's Omni Man with Damien Darkblood. 26 out of 33.

Like you bought this book to put all these in. That's the weird. How can you put a price on this? How come they're spaced out? How come you have dead spaces? Well, because, uh, The good point. Oh, because I don't have any of these cards.

I'm missing some... This is where... What do you mean? I'm doing them in order. I'm doing the whole set. So they're in order. But, but, but, you know, number 100, 101, 101, 102, 103, 104. What?

I'm collecting a set. You're collecting the set of this shit? As I, not... You know, I don't know if I'm going to complete the set, but slowly. Slowly. You bought a binder and you're leaving holes for the serial numbers that you don't have? Well, this is actually the second binder. The other half of the cards is in the first binder.

This is an Alan the Alien, 11 out of 23 with a picture of the side of Mark's head. What price would you put on that, Dick? What price would you put on that? You can't put a price on that kind of entertainment. It's got the side of Invincible's head with Alan the alien. You can't put a price on it. These are, look, the guys, the point is, come to what not.com slash invite slash veto. I've got the invincible cards. I've got them. I got all the invisible cards and I actually

have too many invisible cards. Hey, remember this guy who died in the first episode? Who doesn't want a card to that guy who died in the first episode of Invincible? Who doesn't want that? You can't, you can't put a price on this stuff. guys. I don't know wait, where does this card go? I got to put them back and meticulously organize. Every card has a space, and every space has a card. If you

don't wash the hands, the hands are dirty. Bad child, bad child, a good child washes their hands. A good child washes their hands. Look, here, okay. Okay. This is going to put one more. Invincible's gay friend,

Invincible's gay friend on the blood spatter Hollow breaker exclusive number to 13 How much for you to rip that up right now? He would not break No, I got two of these I got two of the 13s.

How much for you you ripped both of them up? Well, not this one, because this one's got to kind of like a little green guy. How much for you to rip the one of one up? No. All right. The triple sign of graph? Riley and France were 10.

Fighting episode. Do you want to know what the dual signagraph just sold for? The Invincible Omni Man? How much? $1,400. $1,400. $1,400.

And I got the triple with Alan. No, because when the Invincible, when the Invincible live action franchise comes out, You are an idiot. 10x, 10X, 10X. Bend over for five, thank you. These are the new Otani cards. Shobox Kingdom for five.

Vito, let's plumbow. Keep saying, sponsor this show. Send me free invincible cards. A woman, not. Buy your useless chunk of plastic so their life can feel complete. Sell Plumbo, your virtual boy for free. Mr. Poop snorkel for 10. Fucking incredible. Bend over for two. Be fair.

Blombo says they want to see the virtual boy with a super chat. Should I grab the virtual boy? Yeah. I think you know what a virtual boy looks like. I can't believe you guys got Eric July to call in. Trio Doug for five. I black-faced video and made him sing. There's an N-word on the moon.

Shoebox Kingdom for two. Whitey's on the moon. Whitey is genuinely on the moon. That's not being brought up. That's my problem. Let plum buy your jump Whitey's not on the moon Riley and Friends for five

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Wait can you not read Super Chats anymore No I can see Super Chats Sorry Let's see That's racist, that's racist. Chewbox Kingdom for two. Wait, where are we? Cody Titus. Don't read that. Don't read that one. How did you get that in? How did the filter let that in?

Wow. 1-800 slur for Jews. Got it. Polder for two says cars. Yes, that's what you meant to say. Cars. It doesn't work with the letter count, though. I guess Cars for kids doesn't work. with the letter count either. Huh. Cars for kids. Yeah.

Yeah, how do they do that? Interesting. Alexei Luther for five. George Washington's nickname by the British was town killer because he'd burned them to the ground. Nice. Johnny Rock for 10 says Vito's going to hate Clippa's

latest tweet and involves a property of a sort. Cardinal Bird for 2. Shobox, Blu virtual gay boy. And Johnny Rock for 10 says Vito still hasn't paid Kimball. $800.

Man, you owe everybody's stuff. You owe Pumbo, Ritual Boy. Why do you think I'm trying to sell these fucking invincible cards? What am I going to do? If nobody buys the invisible cards. You're just hoarding like the ones of ones because you think they're going to be worth money. Well, actually, I sold some yesterday. And you know what?

We pulled a 101. And I went, fuck, I should open that fucking box. God damn it. So now I've got to send a one-on-one to a guy. And it's a nice one-of-one. I tried to trade him all my trash. And he saw right through it. He said, I don't want that trash.

I said, damn it. Let's see. Coach Cake for five. Glad I'm not the only one that's been watching, NJF nonstop. Wait, is that? What is this? What is this? Did you see that Nicholas Gerepe got involved in the Frogtony thing, which is like insane to me? Nicholas Gerepe?

No, what's that Gerepe guy? You know what I'm talking about. JF. J.F. Yeah, the one who killed his wife. No, he didn't kill his wife. Get out of here. Whatever.

I wake up and I see a, like, fucking scholarly essay written about. how Frog Tony was done dirty by a woman demanding attention on the internet. It was like an entire fucking academic breakdown of the frog Tony's mad at me by the way. He's actually, he's actually really mad at me

now. You don't love him unconditionally or is that only for women or his friends? Here's what Frog Tony doesn't understand. Frogtony, I've told you I like you. I want you to succeed. You got to eat a little bit of shit because you had some creepy DMs and it's funny. You talk about belly kiss. It's not a big deal. Yeah. I have no fucking idea.

and uh frog tony do you know what frog tony wanted me to do on this show what tell uh talk daylish up talk him up to daly it won't even make it won't even make any sense remember those ffs guys he told everybody hey you should watch fFS yeah you know because they were talking about it tony like found out that the guy who's like the lead host of ffs that cynic guy yeah you know he's like pretty short he's like five foot something and uh tony calls me up Me too. I'm 511.9, according to the doctor. According to my medical charge. I think he called me or he texted me or something. And he goes, I got a great thing for biggest problem. And I go, oh, what is it? He goes, that cynic guy's really short. And I think you guys should roast him on the show for how short he is.

And I was legitimately confused where I went, Tony, the reason we're goofing on you on the show is like you've been on the show and people know kind of who you are in some respect. if I go, hey Dick, this guy who hosts a podcast that no one's ever heard of, did you know he's a really short guy? I was like, I just don't think that bit's going to land in any way. And then Frog Tony banned me from his show and he said, you go at me, but you won't go at Cynic. And I'm like, nobody knows who Cynic is. I don't have any reason to go at Cynic.

What are you fucking talking about? So I just got very confused by all of that. But I guess I'll do right by Frog Tony. Everybody, I need you to know Cynic's really short. Get a load of this. This guy you don't know. This guy you don't know. Guys, get a load of this.

This guy you don't know, maybe as, maybe as tall as you or less tall or more tall. He's a short guy. He's a short guy. But rest assured, the Dalish would find it embarrassing that if she knew how tall this other random guy called cynic is. and man, if there's one person this message is four, it's her. Nail him to the wall. Nail that synic guy to the wall. That was when I went.

I think Frogtony is really losing the plot is that he's like, all right, my big comeback. I got to get at this cynic guy. And the biggest problem, that's how I'll get to him. I'll get Vito to roast this guy. I'm the biggest problem. I go, yeah, those texts are kind of embarrassing. Let's talk about, like, that's it. The text aren't kind of embarrassing, though, because he's a weirdo.

Like, you got to remember one thing. I'm not saying that they're more, like, yeah, they're obviously worse than that, but the way he should play it off is by going, hey, it's like saying, it's like telling Chris Chan, like, hey, man, those texts where you said you raped your mom are kind of weird. Like, you got to laugh it off. Like, no, you're a fucking weirdo. Like, okay, yeah, you can say that to Christian, but Chris Chan shouldn't go out and tell everyone, hey, I'm a fucking weirdo. You got to be a little fucking PR about it. And you got to go, ah, you know, who doesn't want to rape their mom sometimes. What are you going to do? You're trying to PR for somebody who has, like, who's irredeemable. Like, he's a fucking. weirdo to even come up with the idea that you A lot of weirdos. There's a lot of weirdos. No, there's not. You think so because Christine Ome's husband is a weirdo. You know, he could redeem himself. Yeah, but he's pay your hooker or whatever. All right? There's a lot of redemption available to everyone. That's Jesus is big thing. Christy Dombs's husband is going like, hey, go on your show and tell everybody it's cool to do this and that girls should DM me and talk about how hot.

I didn't say that. I didn't say to do that. I didn't say that. Now, I will say, I saw that the manosphere is taking an interest in Tony and trying to like convert him to an M.G. Tao, a men going his own way. You know, maybe lean into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But how does that get me closer to Daelish? How does that get me Dalish's love?

If I... I don't know if that's what he... I don't know if he's trying to get closer to Dalish at this point. Really? I would assume he's done that. Have you ever texted a woman for any other reason? Other than for... No, what I'm saying, I think at this point he's gotten the...

I think at this point he's gotten, you know, the step. You know it's the step back. Are you insane? Do you think guys like Tony ever get that message? Leave me the fuck alone. He's still talking about it. Guys are, some guys are fucking crazy, dude.

You don't, you have the luxury of being a guy, of being, you know, like all guys, totally unfuckable. Basically. No, this is like nobody wants you. Nobody, like most guys. Encel, and sell. Yeah, okay. Most guys go through life and they get to enjoy the privilege.

of nobody wanting to fuck them. Like, that's, that's just, that's life for us. But girls have the opposite. They got to deal with guys who are like, I'll do anything, I'll do anything to fuck you. Can I, can I watch? Somebody else can watch. I'm hard on the bus.

I can't even piss because I'm so hard of you. Can I send you my cock? Can I fly across the country and embarrass myself on someone's show just for the chance to grab your ass? Like, can I, is there anything I can do? I invent electricity. I'm a big shot, I'm a star.

I'm a big star. I can, inch. I'll introduce you to anybody. Stop. I'll put you in a movie. You didn't talk to me fast enough. I'm going to call. Let's have a call.

Let's have a call tonight. I'm going to go on my show and talk about it. Come on my show where everything's cool and everything's copacetic. And it's part of something. Don't you always want to be part of something? It's like this is what you have to, this is what they have to do with. Always. From fucking weirdos.

They exist. Weirdos. Big fucking weirdos exist. Just letting you know. I'm going to propose a PR issue. You know, don't immediately answer. I get the feeling you don't want to do a bit but here I think we should get

JF Gereppi to come on the show Well I I already told him to come on my show You can talk to you can talk You can talk to you can talk I'm gonna try to get him in the Dalish together I guess that yeah That would be good stuff okay I think he should be able to make his case

Frog Tony was led down a path by a manipulative woman That's what he's claiming you're claiming You know these women are you want Jeff to come on this show I see. Yeah, I was, I think that, well, I think you and him arguing about the situation would be. Yeah, my show. It'd be great.

Do it on your show. Do it anywhere. Yeah, it doesn't have to do it on this show. Yeah. You should do it. If you can reach out to him and get him, you should make it happen. Because you're very opinionated about the situation. I think you have good opinions.

He's clearly got a. Well, I mean, I think it's going to be hilarious. The idea that Frogtony is, like, being discussed by like, like, did you ever think, When something breaches containment, right? Yeah, but it's just like a stupid little thing. They're just clowning on him. Like, I think he doesn't get that either. Like, yeah.

It's like, let's, like, making the retarded kid prom king. Like, let's play a joke on him and say like, oh, yeah, we're all, we're fucking, yeah, I'm, I support proctomy. Hey, you know, I was prom king? That was great. No, I'm just fucking. Yeah. Like, that's what, that was real. I get it.

It's cute, but like, come on. Well, I think if you can get J. Garapy as a guest, I would love to see you guys hash it out, you know, get into it. Yeah. Good content. Okay. Maybe you should call in here. I don't know.

Let me see. So, uh, the Pope, the Pope for 10. No, no, no, the, we did that one. All right. Uh, the Pope for 10. Hey, Bredo, sorry I'm late. I heard you let Plumby your virtual console. Thanks.

She's going to like it. Plumbo is a girl? Five says. Yes. Oh. Pink like peachy for five says, I was late. Did we already make fun of Vito for dying his beard? Yeah, I had a beard dying accident. It went a little nut. I pick it, you eat it for five. Banga, banga, skeet, skeet, canoe. I know what you're trying to do. Genoon Wahn for five. How about instead of a compulsory drab, volunteer service for the right to vote, service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more? No. No. You don't have to be a slave to the government to tell the government how to treat you right. on how that happens. LJ. Clauberino for two, I wonder how Palm Beach Pete feels about Israel.

I like that guy. Herb beta patch for two. Vito, you look extremely healthy today. Cody Titus for two, Vito, you look extremely obese today. Drunken Athea studio for five, Fortnite was just named Least Antisemitic game by the ADL because of that guest you guys had on. Remember a Holocaust guy?

Put a Holocaust museum in Fortnite. Isn't that great? I got to talk to that guy. I want to know what that Jewish wizard is doing. What magic he's up to. I haven't talked to him in a while. He really hates Nick Fuentes. I wonder if he's softened at all.

No, that's kind of their superpower. They never are happy. Why did Superkiller swap a little boy with pizza? MaxTack for five. Good to see Eric July on the show. I've refreshed the super chats and I will read them now. Gene Wienerstein for five. He who dies with the most childish, worthless trash wins.

Invincible is immature. franchise for mature consumers. Crusader Joe for five. If you know, I just shout out a piece of paper and sign my name to it. One of one, I'll sell it to you for $5,000 and that's a steal of a deal. Bumbo for two says,

can I see it the virtual boy? I feel like that would take too long and not be interesting. LJ. Claverino for five. Who's going to autograph the super killer cards? Superkiller of Vito. What if I want one with Spooge on it? Which one's going to autograph the card?

That's a good point. I should have done that. Chris Cofield for five says, What are your thoughts on universes beyond? You can find out at YouTube.com slash draft magic, my Magic the Gathering Commentary Channel. If you want to hear me talk about magic, that's the place to do it. Methylvania for two.

Vito, your shoulders are curved. I am like hunched. This chair is like fucked. I need a new chair. The chair makes you like that. Yeah, well, because I'm always, I'm always like hunched over because the like back's like fucked or something. So I might need to get a different,

if I stood up straight, I have a very special and I have my special announcement to make. I'd like to present the second employee of the month. That is Trio Doug. Trio Doug. Employee of the month. There you go. He nailed it.

For putting up with so much that he does. He's been facilitating. He deals with so many egos. He deals with so much. Bullshit as the producer of the show, I just wanted to give him. It's incredible. It's incredible what he goes through. We haven't given, we've only given this out.

every month, but it's a rare award. We have Riley was the original winner. Yeah, now it's Trio Doug. And now it's Trio Doug who's been knocking it out of the park. He's been helping facilitate the show behind the scenes. Easing the tension. And he's just, honestly, this show has become. My toner is out of ink. So you can see lines. Well, I was going to say, unlike your printer, this show is a well-oiled machine. Yeah. That's always firing at all cylinders. And I feel like a lot of that is due to the tireless behind the scenes work of Trio Doug. So we just got to give this guy a big hand. So if anybody, I just want to make sure that he is encouraged and everything that he's doing.

I want to make it known publicly that I encourage everything he's doing. Trio Doug Appreciation Super Chat by Cardinal Bird. Yeah. Thank you, Trio Doug. Guys, you could not ask for a... Penises in chat. Eight equals sign and greater than signs for tree. If you want an organization to run smoothly and efficiently with minimal problems and, you know, everybody's on top of everything.

Trio Doug is the one. He's the one. That's him. That's, well, I don't know if that's him. That's his profile picture of out. I don't know what he actually looks like. I have no idea. Yeah.

A little saluting man in the chat for Trio. I think, uh, I think it's good. and here's the other thing is Trio Doug also helps us facilitate our monthly bonus episodes which I know we have a new one planned and we'll have it What should we do it on?

You wanted to do Israel or whatever You wanted to do fucking Iran But no no no You sent me a message saying biggest problem In like fucking foreign war or some shit I don't remember that I know well it was like two weeks ago And then I kept being like

So are we doing it or not Whatever I don't know Well, what else is going on? Biggest problem in Invincible cards. People are not buying enough of these. Actually, you know, there is a new Invincible season. You like Invincible. I like Invincible.

No, I don't like Invincible. Oh, really? I thought, well, I know you don't like the teeth getting knocked out. All right. No biggest problem in Invincible then, even though I think it would be a fun theme with a lot to talk about. Okay, wait, we already did Mario. Wait, when is the new Mario movie? When is the new Invincible season?

It's already out. out right now. Okay, let's do that then. Biggest prominent invincible? Yeah, sure. Awesome. I like that topic. You're going to see that Mario movie? Yeah, of course. Mario 2, man. The best one. I mean, I don't know. It's not an, of course. You're a busy guy. What are you talking about? It's really a Mario movie. I mean, I know you like Mario. I didn't know if Mario 2 is the best game ever made. So, I'm definitely going to see that adapt. Oh, because warts in it. You're excited to see what. I want to see them picking shit up. I'm going like,

and then they throw it. I want to see that. Whoa. And I want to hear the fucking music. I mean, that's all the Mario movie is. It's like, man, I hope Starfox shows up. I hope he gets a fireflower this time. I want Star Fox show up.

I want Mario shit in there. I want pulling Star Fox is in it. Star Fox is a major part of it. Get the fuck out of here. What? The whole movie is a setup for a fucking Star Fox spin-off film. No, is it really? You haven't seen the fucking images?

Like, Star Fox is on all the fucking posters going, hey, I'm Star Fox. Let's do some Star Fox shit. You're joking. I'm not joking. It's like, like, it's a setup, clearly. They got a new Star Fox video game. I assume, look, the Mario movie made a bazillion dollars, right? I'm not watching a Star Fox movie.

I didn't even play Star Fox. All these movies are now just stealth pilots for the 18,000 Nintendo movies they're going to make. I'm shocked they didn't put more I don't need your insider Hollywood veto interpretation Is that inside of Hollywood? He's on the fucking poster You walk by the fucking movie fire

It's got fucking fucks on it All right? Bring that up Let me see it up It's a picture of me Doesn't even look cool He looks like a smug little fucking gay prick

Fox Mario movie Look at this I got this Overnighted Employee of the Month I think Trio Doug's the one Who put beard dye all over me

Is that who it was? It might have been him I got it overnighted shipping I think he beard dyed me FS, oh it's looked at Cynix cast FFSCAST wait I'm short Why didn't anyone tell me I didn't tell me? I spelled fuck with a page

Yeah we roasted you good Cynic we nailed you to the fucking wall You're blown out now Do you know how fucked up like someone has to be to say Hey can you tell everyone that Cynic short on your podcast It's a complete frog Tony redemption Because we've a Cynic why don't you come on the show and have a problem

Right now I'll send you the I'll send you the link. No, not right now. Not right now. I'll send you the link. Only if you have a problem and it has to be good and not about social media and stuff. All right. Where is it? We should have, you know, Frog Tony could call in some time. He could make his grievances. He sucks. Everyone hated him. He only came out here to try to fuck Dalish. Like, obviously. It was so fucking obvious.

Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, well, yeah, then he didn't do it. So, well, I mean, what were the odds that he was going to do it? They were pretty low. But, you know, there's always a chance. Maybe you would water over with his fucking charm. Synic, DM me on Twitter. And real quick, I have sent, here's a picture of the Mario movie, if you want to put that on screen. All right. Wait, where? There's Fox McLeod with a little, what is the monkeys from?

I don't even remember. Monkey ball? It looks like monkey ball, but it can't be monkey ball because that's Sega. I don't know what these monkeys are from. But here's everybody's favorite Fox McLeod. Get the fuck out of here. They got furries in your Mario movie. It's a little furry action in there.

Oh. You know what? That's also probably why they're doing it. You know, Zootopia made like $1.5 billion. They're probably like, Hey, Nintendo, you got any fucking talking animals? China eats the shit up. China loves talking animals.

Kung Fu Panda, Zootopia. Everyone likes talking animals. Yeah, but China fucking, dude, they get like a huge. huge fucking boner for a talking animal movie. You put any talking animal movie in China. You got a fucking DM me so I can send you the link. Big money. Big money. So we're going to get a fox movie.

Come on, man. I don't want this asshole in my Mario 2 game. Why does he have the TriForce pointing at his dick? He's like I saw him. He's like fucking I saw him with that shit. So yeah, you're going to go watch the Star Fox movie featuring Mario. No, man. Fuck you. Yeah. I'm not watching that shit.

That's what you're getting. You're getting the... I don't think he's in the movie for the whole fucking thing, but he is... Again, it's the Mario Galaxy movie. Oh shit, I didn't even know there was a whole other folder.

Look at this. There's a whole other folder. Of what? Of DMs. From Frogtony? No, of like everyone, I have a whole fucking bunch of people in here. Oh.

Fuck. On where? On email or what? On my phone. Requests. How are you on your phone on the... What the fuck? It's mostly hoars.

Hmm. Huh. All right. Well, Star Fox is the... I'll say hi to the horrors, I suppose. Oh, you're talking about Twitter? Yeah, Twitter's got a whole separate message thing. They're not real. Well, guys, one more time. Buy your Invincible cards from me. Please. At whatnot.com slash invite slash veto. New bonus episode, the biggest problem in Invincible. Are you really selling that? Coming soon? Yeah, I got a bunch of... Dude, I got cases of them. Of Invincibles? I got a great deal on them.

Well, they're fun. I like them. Free 99. We got another super chat. Hey folks, time traveler here. 10 years from the future. Still no comic yet. New update posted Indiegogo about Super Killer. You can see the improved colors, which I know nobody else gets shit about.

Oh, wait a minute. Let's see the improved colors. Do you want to see the improved colors? Yeah, load up the improved colors. Yeah. Yeah. I will load up the improved colors, okay? Shut the fuck up, okay? Somebody just sent me Riley's thing. It's called, okay, this is the tweet.

that Johnny Rocket said you'd be upset by. It says, it's official. We're having a pig roast and you are invited. Super Killers is a 41-page comedy comic book written by Johnny Rocket, drawn by Ray Ray is happy and produced by me. You will love what we've cooked up for you. Shipping July 4th. Shipping July 4th, he says.

Ooh, well, there you go. I'm very excited. You know what? I'm always glad to inspire the next generation. You know, obviously, you know, super killers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I inspired the next generation of creative talent. It's very exciting. Cynic, fucking call in.

Where the fuck are you? Wait, so they're doing... He's not going to call in. He probably came in for two seconds. Ah, man. Here are some improved super killer. Look, put it up, you'll see. You'll see.

You'll see. Share the screen. There you go. I got to zoom in. Okay. So look, on the left, is it? too much what is going on? You know, there's got this big blue.

It's like a black hole. It's opening up. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, it's not like a unified color scheme, you know? And then look at this. Now that's, looks like the end of the fucking. Oh, Seneca entered the studio. Okay.

It's the end of the world there. Hey, Cynic, how short are you? Oh, man. I'm like seven feet tall. I'm black horribly disfigured, man. He's a big guy. It's a fucking nightmare. Do they have, if you robbed a liquor store, would, would they be?

be able to tell how tall you or does the thing not go that far down? Well, it doesn't go that far down, man. I'm very minuscule, right? Like, it's people, actually, the way we rob liquor stores is people put me in their pocket and I just reach my hand out and grab shit as we, like, go through. And it's not a big deal, man. When you hug a woman, does it smell like low tide? I'm closer to the tits, man.

Oh, okay. Vito, wait, put your comic back up. What are you doing? You know, we put it back on? Yeah, we're going over the comics. What the fuck? I thought we were moving on. All right, well, here's the color.

Not moving around on. What are you talking? This is, we've been waiting three years for the shit. I didn't want to interrupt cynics. I thought we were doing the cynic thing. He's short. He's short. Nothing that he has to say matters.

That's Frogtony. All right. Let's go back to this. The point is, I finished the colors. This looks way better. This looks like a micro-feesh. Like when they assassinated JFK. Like, go back to the one you fixed.

Go up. This one? Yeah, the black hole is like, it looks like a cigarette burn now. Yeah. what do you well so like yeah it's supposed to be like a fucking dark fucking void of death what do you want it to look like like go ahead the right the right's the new one this is what it looks like before that's cool it looks like an energy thing's gonna like suck them in and kill everyone well it's not an energy thing yeah that's alive and moving and energetic this looks alive and moving this looks alive and moving no look at this one like you can see the little the lady there getting sucked back in you're like oh man that lady's look at her getting sucked back in this lady here Yeah, look at that soda.

You're like, oh, shit, look at that soda is getting sucked into the thing. I wanted it to have a cinematic look to it with a unified color tone. What are you like Oliver Stone? What the fuck is this? This is my vision of what I wanted to look like. This was a little too, look, the buildings are like purple and green. It's a little too many colors, clashing colors. Cynic, what are you?

Okay. So I wanted a cinematic view too. This is a cinematic unified vision. Very good stuff. What did that take? Like you had to go to Photoshop and do like apply filter, like suck all the color out? No, there's a lot of fucking changes. Okay, look at this. Look at this. You know. What did you have to do that? What, on the left? On the right. This is before. This is the before. Okay.

Look, this is a strip club, right? You got like a neon sign back there. You got like, what do you think of a strip club? Do you think of even fucking TV lighting? No, it should be a strip club. The light should be low. the neon shine should be lit up Wait, that's a strip club? Yeah, there's a stripper pole He's holding on to right there. With the fucking checkered floor? Looks like a diner. Yeah, it looks like a diner.

It's like a multi-purpose floor. It's got a tile floor. The tiles are nice. It's nice. They're uneven though. Could be a tile. You didn't fix those. They're not even.

The top left side. The top left side. It's uneven. Those are way too long. All right. You couldn't fix those. tiles are uneven. I'll accept the,

you know what? I'm going to not be like Eric July. You know, it looks like you just put like a color filter on it though. Like it looks like the same as the other. You just put purple on it. Like purple. I'm going to be real.

I'm going to be real. Guys, the tiles are uneven. I'd like to deeply apologize for the uneven tiles. Yeah. Now here's, okay, uh,

here's another page. Don't take it off. I got one other page. I didn't put it. I didn't take it off. You did. No, I guess I pressed the,

I ain't pressed the wrong button. I've had this on. Super killers. There you go. Super killers, they says. Look at this. Look at this. Okay.

This. Show my fucking, am I doing the thing or not? All right, I got it. Super killers. I'm excited for it. I'm fucking trying to. Hold on. I legit don't know where this is.

I legit don't know. It's on the stream yard. All right. Is that right? Yeah, you nailed it. Okay. All right. Let me get rid of.

rid of it. Stop. Good work. Very good. That's Super Killers, he says. Okay. So there's Batman? This is Batman. Basically, I put Batman in it. So there's a badman. It's a gay badman. He's doing all sorts of gay shit. Gay shit, you know, a computer or whatever else.

Yeah, I love when computers are green. I love that shit, man. Well, that's what I'm saying. I said, well, why would the computer be green? Yeah. Okay. I said, you know what I want? A more dark. Lava man? This is, well, I kind of went for an orange tone, yes. You're going to read this book in the brightest room ever.

You've just darkened and smudged everything. Well, I do think, yeah, I might need to bright. I wanted him to be in silhouette. Yeah, but everything is dark, though. Silhouette's dark, a silhouette is black. You should have blacked him up. Not every page is dark. Okay.

You should have blackface. Look at the complex before. Why is the refurb? It's like a... Oh, go ahead, okay. That's better. This is better. Why is the whole thing lit up?

Only those bulbs should have light in them. Yeah. What do you mean the whole thing lit up? There's light hitting the fucking corpse. Look at the circles on the top. The circles where the lights coming from, only those five circles should have, only the bulbs should have light.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's one of those things that, the whole thing's a light, and then it also has, you know, indentations. It has five light bulbs that are... No, they make lights like this, and they have, individual additional lights so you can adjust the brightness.

No, so you can add extra brightness if you want it. Nah, find one of those. Yes, it is. That's not how that shit works. No, it's one of the ones that has two sets of lights. So if you want additional brightness, you add the extra bulbs as well, okay?

So then why is he doing that? It's just a makeup mirror. Why doesn't they have a ring light or something? Go find one of those lights that you're talking about. That's not how they work. And then look, you got this nice, you know, unified orange tone. Label lens.

Well, I mean, do I need to, yeah, it's supposed, yes, like lava land. There's no. Yeah. Is he in a volcano? Okay. Normally when you see- Computer screen orange. Why is his computer screen orange?

Does he have like daylight saving amber mode turn on? Yeah. Is he trying to protect his eyes? He could just get those blue light glasses. Yeah. He could get polarized lenses. Okay. What are you doing, Vito?

Because normally, Batman, when you think of Batman, he's in the back. And what is the bat cave? It looks cool. It's like a calming blue set of it. What? I guess. You decided to. It was a dark brooding blue cave.

Uh-huh. Okay. This character, he's kind of a bad guy. He's kind of not a good guy, right? And I said, what if Batman's cave kind of looked like you've descended into hell? Hell? Hell man? Well, he's like an evil demonish Batman.

You know, he's got these red cables hanging down. the color scheme is actually a vampire man what do you call it yeah he's vampire man right he's an evil bad guy he's a vampire man yeah did he kill his parent man i love vampire man i love vampire man i love vampire i want to know who killed his parents though was it him he killed his own parents exactly that's cool you what this character doesn't have a biography at all you don't know his character well i know absences of his characters i haven't planned out what happened he's working on this book for 42 years i think he's one character Not every character has a fucking

I'm not Game of Thronesing this where I know his entire fucking lineage. It's taking you as long as George R.R. Martin. Why aren't you? Wait, let me see the before. Let me see the before one. Here's the before. It looks purple.

Then let me see the after one. Thank you. With all the bisexual lighting. The other one was trans colors. This one is like Southwest colors. See, that's what you should have done was Easter egg transcoated this picture. Should have made him a trans Batman.

Yeah, trans Batman. That's bad. This I think, oh shit, this guy's raping kids. Fuck. This guy's bad. This guy's bad news. This guy's got to be raping kids. Anyway, look, I've made some changes.

Okay, wait, go to the left again. Go to the left. Jesus. Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, look at those lights. You see it has five light bulbs? Yeah. Go down.

Yeah. Well, this one is not turned on at all. I think a layer might have got left off. Why didn't you turn those lights on them? Layer. See how it has? Additional circle. What are these? Okay, what are these circles then? What are these? Positioning. I don't know. I don't own lights like that.

So, float up a fucking light like that. It's the whole thing doesn't light. The whole thing lights up. No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. I'm gonna find it. How would that happen? How would that even fucking happen? Light comes out of a filament. That's like a bulb. That's refracted through a fucking bulb. That's how it works. Here, do you have a biggest problem? Um, uh, cynics? I was going to do pop psychology. Has anybody ever done that one before?

I don't know. Women in pop psychology? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you see all those fucking things in there, Bito? Those are all light bulbs. Those are all fucking bulbs. You can't see the bulbs in my picture because they're lit up and behind the fucking plexiglass.

You know, wait, count the light. So there's a layer of bulbs, but you can't see. When a light bulb is at full fucking capacity, you can't see the bulb. You just see the light bulb. you just see the light. I could see the bulb. You can't always see the bulb. I'm looking at like 50 bulbs, Vito. There's 50 bulbs in there. You didn't dress shit. The whole thing lights up. The whole thing

lights up. It with like 50 fucking bulbs there though, Vito. The whole thing lights up. Okay. Surgery. It doesn't matter. I'm not even, the comics never coming out anyway. None of this matters. It's not even a real comic. Get over it. Fucking ingrates. Five. Cynic, do your problem. Uh, I mean, you think of it.

about the pipe psychology thing, right? People, uh, I got it. I found one. Let's hit it. Go ahead, Sinek. Sorry. Sorry.

Now I've lost my mojo, man. Uh, you've got a lot of people, uh, especially women in pop psychology where you're trying to, uh, somebody has told them that they're smart one time, right? After,

I don't know, maybe drinking about a gallon of piss and not spitting it out or anything like that. And they decide to start a YouTube channel and, uh, become a really, really, really smart. Everybody's trying to tell them they're intelligent.

I don't fucking know. This problem is terrible. I just want to make fun of Vito. No, don't abandon it. Why me? Of all the things to make fun of you. You're short. Did you know that?

You're fucking short. This is true. Fucking short piece of shit. How big are you really? How tall are you really? Like 5-1, 5-2? You're 5-1? Yeah.

For real? He is a short guy. Wow. I mean, he is very short. What's that like? That's, that's, that's, short, man. That's like bagel boss. I think the point I was going to make is you being short is kind of not like an immediate rebuttal to I obsessively texted a woman for months. You know,

it's like they don't like I don't see the logic where Tony goes, ah, now we'll be on equal footing. Wait, wait, hold on. Because I wasn't watching the show. I was just told about it. And I went back and saw it. So Tony got bullied because we, he dared us to read Dalish's DMs. And retired. Hey, did you. Can everyone please tell me what that looks like. like on the screen? That's a small one. That's one of the small ones. The big ones, the big ones, whole thing lights up. That's, that's one of the precise ones. You see the circles? Yeah, they have ones that are like that. This is not one of those. This is the better one. This is the deluxe one. I have the deluxe one in my comic. You're looking at the cheap ones. You saw you could fudge over that,

huh? I'll just make the whole thing white. You're looking at a cheap lamp. This guy, and this guy's Batman, he would have the best lamp. He would have the one that has multi-bulb. Jesus Christ, man. Cynic, how did Tony come about accusing, asking you to read? I never heard this. So he challenged you to read Dalish's DMs.

How did that come about? Dalish had reached out to, well, I'd reached out to Dalish when he started talking about her comic book company. And he was like, yeah, I know the ins and outs of imprint. I know all about it. And then he went on a fucking hour about sexually harassing and assaulting her. And then

at the end of it he was like, oh yeah, and they're doing these comic books. And so Daelish brought the DMs to me, just like a few of them. And he said, well, those are cherry picked. They would never read all of them. They wouldn't do it. I'll do it for $500. And I said, I'll do it for fucking free. What are you talking about?

And she gave us all the DMs. And that's why we done, what, 18 fucking hours? Yeah, it was great. I listened every hour. It was fucking hilarious. It was great. see I told Tony I said listen man I and I had not seen the DMs but I said yeah hey whatever happened with this girl I don't think you're going to get anything out of like fighting with people about it I would just drop it but it sounds to me like he was fighting with people about it which I kind of advised him not to do it was it was very insane I don't know why he decided to go

on that I guess he felt brave like uh I have no clue why he ever done it it still doesn't make any fucking sense. Daish has nothing to do with her comic book company. Never has, never will. So it just blew my fucking mind why I was like, well, let me tell you about imprint. So there was this girl I was DMing for about a year. And it just unfolded

into an insane amount of craziness now. So. Now, how did you, how did you were you always a Frog Tony hater? You know, like you guys seem to have some sort of, here's what I, Frogtony goes like, how could you go on Cynic show? Don't you know he, he hates me and I go man I think

you need to understand I don't follow you don't you think it's funny that he's like that Frogtony's making these weird like weird requests and requirements of you like in the same way that he would with a woman like don't you think that's really extremely weird and you're tolerating it? Well it's really weird

dude he did a like bunch of episodes obsessively shitting on me and I'm like yeah okay I can't stop you that's fine and that's funny in public but in private That's fucking bizarre, man. Well, but then I go on Cynic's show because I'm just like, oh, it's a guy he's talking about comic books. I don't know the fucking history you got to. I went on your show to talk about Liam because I thought it was funny.

You guys were talking about Liam. Did that guy kill himself? Oh, no, yeah. He's thinking about it. He should. He should not. Don't say that. Everyone would be so much happier.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're on YouTube. I'm obviously joking. Yeah. I don't even know who that. another visit to the river. I'm using, I mean that in the opposite way, opposite day. Yeah.

What are you thinking? So I went on there to talk about Liam, but then, you know, frog Tony was, he's like, don't you know those guys? Those are bad guys, man. You can't go on that show. And I'm like, I don't know, man. And they're kind of funny. Like, I genuine, I'll just put on your guys show.

And I'm like, these guys are, it's kind of fun, kind of funny. I like listening to you guys. Appreciate that. No, like I was a, I watched Tony because of trash cast. It sort of turned into the QV. C hour a little bit and I found him making fun of the Eric July content and um

QVC hour yeah I yeah I ended up liking uh the wizard kid right like he was very funny on the show and I saw it like he was really that was a frog Tony like early frog Tony co-host right? Yeah and so me and wizard became friends and then he started trying to push that kid into a pulling

to Liam Gray and killing himself I was like yes that was the first thing that we covered because he was like, yeah, I wanted him to do that. Fuck him. I didn't care. Wow. And he was blaming it on us for bullying him because we were bullying Tony. And he was like, well, you bully me. I'm going to bully this innocent kid for no reason. I was like, well, all right. And he brought that up. He was going to talk about that. Nobody cared. But the moment he was sexually harassing and assaulting Daelish, everybody paid attention. It was very fucking funny.

So he's just a piece of shit, man. That's all you can say. Dude, I don't know why you let him dictate a damn thing to you, Vito. Like, he's, please. Because I kept going, I don't. I kept going on your show because I'm like, I don't know. I like shooting the show with these guys. I love coming on your show. Honestly, I told him this.

I go, Frogtony, you banned me from coming on your show because you were mad about it. I don't even know what. And then I go on some other show and he goes, how could you go on that fuck show? What's wrong with you? And I go, I'm banned from your show. You ban me from the chat.

You can't ban me. from all your shit and then get worried that I'm going on other people's shows, man. That doesn't make any fucking sense. It's some weird thing. I would go on Frogtony show the other day just to find out what was going on. And he went, I can't believe you want on a six show again. I'm never letting you back on below. I'm like, oh, okay.

You should make Frogtony pay you every time you're going to show. Look, man, I fumbled the whole pop psychology thing. But the issue there is now they're stalking fucking children over there and approving of it. Mint salad stalked Katie did's kids. And then Tony was like, well, it wasn't that big of a deal, right? It was very weird. She was just looking up their schools and school schedule. Mint salad, who's now doing pop psychology on Twitter.

I'm not going to say stalking. I'm going to chalk it up. She looked up her skits. She looked up her skits. He doesn't want to go so far as to say she was stocking. She looked up her kid's school schedules. I'm not going to rape mint salad. No one's going to rape mint salad.

Everything's fine. Why would you do that? She did say that she looked up. Katie did's kids school schedule and I said, man, you probably shouldn't have said that. Oh, man. That's, uh, that's retarded. That's a real. Yeah, that's very awesome. Well, that's, again, I chalked it up. I'm like, well, she is like, you know, autistic. Maybe she doesn't understand certain social cues or whatever. Yeah, well, Katie did would say, oh, I can't do the show today. You know, there's like a parent teacher conference.

And then a mint salad would co and, like, look up her kids' school schedule to find out when the parent teacher conferences were to see if Katie was lying to her. And I'm like, you know, just take her out. word. Just go, if the mom says, hey, I got a thing with my kids, I got to worry about. Just go, that's fine. Don't worry about it. You don't got to go. Well, actually, I looked up where your kids are. And here's what I found out. You don't. Yeah, it's why you should go on that show. He's been begging me to come on there and debate him. I said, man, I don't go on shows with people that stalked children. And that's kind of a bad look. So, but she thinks she's completely okay, because now she's doing 10,000 views on a pop psychology video.

So it's okay. She's smarter than the rest of the world. 10,000 views ain't bad. Hey, I didn't know she got 10,000. Now she got 10,000 views, okay. There's money in it. Yeah. Hold on.

Hold on. Why not? Yeah. Might as well do it, right? She could be the next actor, Phil. Look at this. You know, who's been doing all the great pop psychology videos? What do you think about that?

Oh, he's fantastic. Yeah. It's wonderful. Yeah. That's great. I was going to say, uh, I think Trixie the Golden Witch has also been helping illuminate certain aspects of pipes. Everyone's getting into the psychology game.

I'm learning a lot about the human condition from people I never knew were going to help illuminate me. I try not to pay attention to people that drink piss for fun when it comes to psychology or anything intellectual. That's normally my baseline. I go, I ask people when they're trying to give me intellectual advice. I go, have you drink piss? And if they go, yes, will they move on to the next?

Look, I want everybody to be happy and healthy. There's been too much drama. Wait, Frog Tony wants to come on? Let's get back to the phone. I think we should give, if Frog Tony would come on, I mean, I don't want to like fucking... If he's here, I hope he's here. Where is Frog Tony?

Tell him to send me a message, too. I don't know if he's, is he in the chat? I don't know. I think he's doing a live show. Oh, wait, he says send the link coward at Frog Tony. Well, what's your new Twitter, Tony? Because you got banned from Twitter. I think he got his old one.

Oh, if he got his old one. Tony. All right. That's Antonio Carlos. Okay. Frogtony. I think this is going to be healing, I think. I think this is going to be good.

Yeah. I think there's a middle ground. I don't know where to send it to you unless it's on Discord or something. Is it CG Frog Tony? Is that his? Oh, it's CG Frog Tony? That's what it was, I thought. Like, is CG underscore Frog Tony?

Does anyone know Frogtony's fucking... CG underscore Frogtony. All right. Oh, wait, but I don't know if that's the real one or not because he keeps. Oh, is that a different guy? Yeah, CG underscore Frog, Tony. I think that's the real one. I'll send it to you.

Oh, the last, yeah, this is him. The last message I have from him is him asking me for a pirated copy of Isam. But wait, hold up. Wasn't his biggest problem piracy? Yeah. Yeah. That whole thing was a mess. It was a mess.

It was a mess. It was a mess. All right. Again, I think. Were you guys on EBS's show together? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were on CG live. It was very weird, but he kept echoing.

Every time I would say a joke with like Shane or John or EBS, he'd be like, yeah, and this one, right? And EBS had to tell him to shut up. Which was really embarrassing. Really? Look, I know we make our jokes. I think at the end of the day, we all want to see Frog Tony back on the top of the mountain.

You know, we're all root for him. Why do you want to see him back on the top? Why do I care? Why do I care at all? I know. We're all pulling for him, is what I'm saying. You just want more amico content. You guys joke.

You guys joke. We're making jokes. But I know deep in our hearts, we're all hoping to see Frogtony get a big W on the board. I know. He moves out of his mom's house and gets a driver's license and learns how to book his own Uber without having somebody. Well, you know, there's a lot of ways you can be coming up in the world. I do think he should drive. stops blaming innocent pizza boxes for things.

Like, it's just a whole mess, man. It's a whole thing. I do think if he got a driver's license, he'd be a happier boy. His whole world would change for it, right? Getting a fast car and just drive. Off a cliff. We're waiting for Frogtony.

He's not checking his fucking DMs. Frogtony, you have been DM. Oh, there he is. There he is. Okay. All right. Now, is this the real Frogtony? I hope it is.

It should be. There's only one Frogtony. Oh, God. All right. All right. How's his audio? Fix your audio. Like that, boys.

You got to turn your audio up. That's a... There we go. Kick all the house out. Oh, that feels better. I had to change my profile picture. There we go. Frogtony, are you there?

I'm here. You got to turn your... Can you turn your mic up at all? You're not at a party because you can't leave your house. And the bus aren't... They're not running right now. You got feedback on your mic, bro. Do you have headphones?

Can you put on headphones? Or are you playing it through like a speaker? I'm playing through a speaker. Give me one second. Oh, no. No, give him a minute.

Give him a minute. Give him a second. I mean, it is bad when you go, send me the link cowards and then you call in and your audio is all fucked up. It's back.

Look, I had a few shots, Vito. Okay. I drank a bit. Give me a second. I thought I was feeling. I thought it was in,

Tony. I'm trying to be a broadcaster. Don't fucking argue with me. I'm feeling. helping you put that on your tombstone. What's up, how's it going? Can you bump him like a tiny bit at all? He's maxed out.

He's got to turn his shit up. Can you just put the speaker closer to your face, Tony? Just put it right next to your mouth, the mic. Oh, don't do that. Don't punish that, Mike. Here's the mic. It's right next to my mouth. That's way better. That's way better. So again, I heard you fellas

been talking about me on this show tonight. What's going on? Yes. What is it that I've done this time that you guys felt that you had to talk about me? Well, it's J.F. Gerepe had a series of tweets, which were supportive of you. I mean, when you have an only fan's whore basically manipulating me, lying to me, telling me certain things, right? What am I supposed to do? I know it's Dick, it's Dick's fucking co-host his girlfriend, so he's got a supporter, right?

you know, audio Johnny girlfriend, you got a supporter. You're coming in hot. Tony, you're coming in hot. I'm coming in hot. You're coming in hot. You're coming in hot. No, stop. Don't laugh so hard, Seneca. It's harder to hear because his mic's fucked up. All right. All right.

Here, hear it. Okay, go ahead. Tony, you're not on a bus, are you? No. Okay. All right, good, good. All right. All right. Now, J.F. Gerepe, he kind of broke down your situation. He said basically you've been victimized by Daelish. It sounds like you kind of

agree with that assessment. Maybe not. How would you characterize it? Well, she said that everything she said was a lie. So I would assume that means that yeah, she manipulated me and lied to me the whole time, right? So you were, I mean, did you just guys see that the audio logs from the like, you know, three hour phone calls at 2.30 in the morning? Did she talk about how she was texting me while she was there in Dick's house. We were talking while she was next to Johnny. She was next to her boyfriend, which was flirting with me. You were texting while you were together in my house? Yeah. Where were you sitting? I got to go burn that show.

You're sending like little secret sexy messages across the room to each other. Yeah. Okay. What kind of sexy messages? Were you talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Read those. Look how stupid Dick looks and how he lost his balls ever since his wife got pregnant. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that was when you were texting. Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, I lost my balls when I got married. I didn't lose my balls and I got, my wife got pregnant. Come on. Tony, don't be antagonistic.

Okay. Don't be antagonistic. You guys been shooting on me for how many weeks? I'm not shitting on you. Jack Carey. I had a big fucking threat about you and it's interesting. Tony, Daylish is going to hear this, okay? Don't get carried away.

Daylish is going to listen. You can hear this? This shit was fucking. 18 months ago, or what was it like a fucking a year ago, you guys are like How do you put a time on not getting laid like that? I mean, it happens.

You brought it back up though. Nobody was even talking about it. Dude, she would telling people behind the scenes with your bull fucking shit, okay? Nobody was talking about it. You did a whole fucking show on it. Yeah, I did a show going, hey, she's accusing me of fucking touching her ass at Dick's house and it's bullshit that she's telling people behind the scenes

when that shit didn't happen. Yeah, I was supposed to be happy that she's telling people behind the scenes, hey, Tony's a fucking creep, right? Well, Tony, I'm going to tell you, this is your chance. Let's be clear. You want to set the record straight. I think you should, you know, present your side of things. I don't think attacking the dick or cynic is going to help you make your case. Daillus accused you of touching her ass. You're saying, didn't happen. Didn't happen. Didn't happen. Okay. What was the tony? A pizza box thing. You said a pizza box touched her ass? No, I said that I was holding a pizza box. So when we were leaving, Johnny goes here, take the pizza with you, right? They gave me the pizza box. We walked over to the front door. Riley and Mintz walked over outside the front door. She was putting on her shoes. Dayless was putting on her shoes. I was standing near her holding the pizza box. And no one told me shit until like two weeks later, she goes, oh, you, you touched my ass. I said, no, I didn't. She said, yeah. you did. I said, no. I said, maybe you bumped

into me when you fucking were putting your shoes on. I was holding a pizza box. Wait, why did you say that? Why did you say maybe you bumped into me? That's kind of weird. So someone is saying they felt something touched them and I'm going, well, clearly you think something happened and I'm trying to figure out what happened.

You're coming up, you're coming up with plausible. It's kind of weird. The simplest answer. You touch my ass. Maybe you touched my hands. Maybe you touch my hand. Maybe your ass touched my hand. Maybe now your ass assaulted my hand. I said, I said, you know what?

Maybe you bumped into me. And I, you bumped into the pizza box. Was it a large pizza box that an ass could bump into? Well, she said it was three small pokes. Well, the ass is small. So, look at that three small pokes. Three small pokes. Uh-huh. So repeated pizza box bumping. Like three times. How small is the poke, though? Three inches, four inches. would it look big on cynics only five feet tall would it look big on yeah yeah would it look big on me it would look big like 20 inch rims on a kea or something yeah yeah all right all right so you deny

you didn't grab you didn't grab anyone's ass no ass no why did you take a plea deal behind the scenes to you know what took a deal you said behind the scene you said behind the scene you said i I took like this. You fucking son of a big. Cut the fuck up. No, I'm talking. You said I took this deal to get her to quit talking. Honestly, I think you're guilty just by the way you're shouting over Cynic right now, Tony.

No, fuck you dick. These people keep saying shit that isn't true. They keep saying shit that I didn't say. I never said I took a plea deal. I was talking to a crazy fuck. I was talking to a crazy whore and I said, look crazy whore. I understand that you think in your crazy whore mind that something happened. And so I'm going to consider.

concede that you crazy before did something happen. I know something didn't happen. Wait, wait, you conceded that something happened? So, what was the message? Did you say, I might have grabbed your ass? No, I didn't. This is what happened. What did you specifically say to her? We were in a back room just

like this, and I said, I concede that you think something happened, but it didn't. You think I grabbed your ass. That's really like manipulative and weird, though, don't you think? Yeah, I was in the argument. The argument is the who believes the earth is flat and you go, hey, I can't change mind, I can see you think the earth is flat.

I'm not not. How's that manipulative? She literally said, Dick, if you don't fucking agree that you did this, I'm going to tell everyone. How is that not manipulative? Well, you're telling me something that someone else said. I'm saying what you said

was weird. So I have something to hold over your head. This fucking manipulative whore is basically saying, I'm going to ruin your life if you don't agree that you did something you didn't do. Over voice chat? over voice chat? We were in streamier just like this.

Well, okay, so, like that kind of like seems like totally retarded. Like she said, like you have to verbally say maybe you touch my ass or I'm going to tell everyone you touched my ass. Yeah, you have to agree to touch my ass. Yeah. So,

okay, it's a he said, she said situation. None of us. I'm going to tell everyone. And what am I supposed to do, Dick? Tell her to go fuck herself. I did.

I said, I concede you think it happened. It didn't happen. I'm not agreeing to this. Yeah, I mean, all of that's weird. Like, why would you say that? What do you want out of that relationship? What do you want to continue by saying that? There was no continuing the relationship.

Then why are you negotiating with her? Like, okay, I'll say this. So after I supposedly touched her ass, she stayed in our group chat. She still came on our stream. She still talked and be behind the scenes. when she was telling Riley and them she wasn't my friend and that she wasn't talking to me when she told Johnny she blocked me

she was still in our group chat talking to me what does that have to do with the other dirty fucking snake that couldn't be trusted that was after I came back from LA yeah but what's that I have to do with the other thing okay we're gonna lost in the weeds there's a lot of stuff here we're discussing the

we're discussing the plea deal that you came up with accuse me of something two weeks after it supposedly happened and after she was still hanging around me Okay, but is all of this about the ass touching? Is the ass touching the only thing? In simple terms, you're saying that Dailish said you touched her ass two weeks later than you did, so ignore it.

Is that what you're saying? She said two weeks after it supposedly happened that it happened after we got a full fight, then supposedly I touched her ass. She didn't tell me when it happened. A fight, that's... Didn't you tell you what it happened? Isn't a fight something that happens with people in a relationship?

Yep. I fight would be. We know we're not in a relationship. We fight all the time. Oh, my God. Yeah, stop banning me from your show. You're cucking the content. Okay.

This is one of many topics. Okay. It's a he said, she said. She says you touched your ass. You said you didn't touch your ass. Could have been a pizza box. Later, you said, you know, I under, I'm being, this is what you said. I'm being accurate.

And then later you said, you know, I think you think I touched your ass. I didn't touch your ass. Okay. Is he, I don't know if you touched your ass or not. Not for me to decide. Why is it such a big deal, though? Like, who cares? I would have never taken a plea deal.

I would have told her to go fuck herself. You were talking about that. You're fucking asshole. You didn't think of that shit. That's what you did. You're like, I'll take his internet plea deal about sexual assault. That would have told her to go fuck herself. You're right.

You left for two weeks. You were so scared. You know, fucking midget. Who is following 18-year-old fucking 4-11 Latina as I'm hitback. You got caught fucking gooning. Then you fucking unfollowed her and said, I was actually doing it as a trap, Tony. You got caught.

No, I did it as a joke that. You did a big brain, right? Yeah, yeah. So I like women. Cynx jerking off. You have to put my fucking picture on, right? Because you think it's funny, right? But you don't like when people put your fucking picture on. Yeah, but that's not me,

you dumb fuck. Right, with your little fucking baby legs and shit? I'm sure, but I didn't sexually assault. You got baby legs? Like baby legs Johnson? Like the, like,

like, He's five for one. He's probably got baby legs. It's a plea deal, though. What was the point of the plea deal? There was no plea deal. No, no. He's saying plea deal in the way that Tony acquiesced and slightly.

Yeah, but what was the point of the plea deal? So that Dalish wouldn't tell everyone you touched your ass? And then he wouldn't try to meet to me and ruin my life? Yeah, I don't know. So then why didn't you say, yeah, okay, I touched your ass? Like, why give her this? Why give her this? Yeah, but if you're only protecting yourself,

why give her this weak ass, like you think she's recording you? No, because I'm not going to admit to something I didn't do. But the point of what you're, hold on, Sinek, the point of what you're doing is to stop her from me-toeing you. So why wouldn't you say whatever it took? Because I think that she's manipulative in a whore. And if I agreed to it and I said, yeah, I did it, don't tell anyone. I think she would have just told anyone anyone anyone and said, hey, he admitted it.

Then why would you say anything? At one point, at what point did you feel? Did Dalish like When did she become a whore? At what point did she become a whore? No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, you're saying. When she became 18 and joined

OnlyFans, I think that's when she became a whore. Which three-hour phone call did she become a whore? Yeah, at what point did you want to stop being her favorite and she became a whore? Oh, Tony, that was so bad, dude. When you're like, I just want to be your favorite, I don't care of you fuck other guys, that was so bad. bad man, come on. Yeah, where did that change? You know that though, right? Like, that's what's so funny.

It was all fucking cringe, but all that shit was fucking private. I wasn't like, hey, I'm expecting people to read these messages, guys. Yeah, but what if she would have said yes? And well, first off, Dick is framing it completely different than what I said. Secondly, what did you say? I mean, you guys just keep fucking running these weird narratives. We just, we read the word. No, no one who's a real person says narratives as much as you do. Or flicking beads.

Oh, yeah. I think, okay. This is one of these things, Tony, where, I mean, you're fighting a losing battle, okay? People are making fun of you. You as a guy. I don't know what people make it. Make fun of it. They're fucking cringe text.

EBS wrote them, read them. They're fucking funny. But when people start lying, when people start lying and saying, this is what it meant, this is the reality. when you go, hey, I showed everything except for, oh, I didn't show the beginning text, because she didn't have those. I didn't show all the text messages where she was texting Tony first. I didn't show all the messages where she's like, hey, I'll suck your dick, Tony.

I didn't show all the fact that she was calling you at like three in the morning, right? I didn't show any of that stuff. We showed all of them. You didn't show everything, Sinic. We showed everything except for you. She didn't have all the text messages. So how could you show everything? We showed all the emails.

We didn't have all the text messages. Then show the text messages. You show the Discord messages? All the DMs that we have. No, let's see the Discord messages. Yeah, they're available. Well, then I'll see them to me. We'll read them.

I can. Some of them are nudes. I don't want to fucking. You can delete those. That's fine. We'll show news. We already did Blackface. Yeah, it's whatever.

Tony, it seems like it seems like you're most worried about your reputation. You feel like you're being up. You're getting a. You're getting an unfair reputation as some sort of a sexual abuser. I don't like people lying about me, Vito. It's real simple. Nobody likes people lying about them. You've lied about me on many occasions.

What about you, Vito? Well, let's remember when you brought it. You brought it up. So when did everybody lied about you? Well, I have very silly examples that are not comparable to be accused of rape. So I'm not going to compare them. Yeah, they're worse. Okay, like the time you brought up my trading card, you said,

uh, Vito's a retard because he colored this one window. and you didn't understand how trading card foiling works because you just run or veto's using a this panel here veto's you know paying a making a i fucking comic books or whatever like yeah you say whatever's going to be entertaining in the moment i'm speculating going i think veto's using a i equals me calling you a liar yes so i'm no longer allowed to speculate about things because i think i think it's the same as people going well i don't actually know what happened with Tony. No, no.

They're not saying that, they're not saying that. They're literally saying you are a rapist. You are a fucking... That's an opinion that they... Hey, man, I mean, what do you... Okay, but what do you want?

What do you mean, no, sin? I didn't say no. Did I ever say no? Is that what you said the word rapist? Did I speak you? Did I say you? Why do you feel guilty? I said people and immediately...

Nobody who has said that did. Riley has said that. Oh, Riley said what? Riley says a lot of things. Riley will say a lot of things about a lot of Riley only tells the truth. He's a truth teller and a champion of men. Look, Tony, I don't think you're going to win this one.

Like, that's what I've been trying to tell you is. I'm not trying to win this one, Vito. I'm not here to win it. Ultimately, it seems like, yeah, you're worried. You don't like people lying about you don't, you know, you think it's gone over the line. you know, you've entered a space where goofing on people and fucking with them and, you know, roasting them is kind of the spirit of the day. It's kind of the entire theme of your channel.

What roast the fuck out of me? But when you say that I fucking did something I didn't do, when you say I said something, I didn't say. Why don't you take a plea deal? Yeah, but what are he talking about, though? Well, you guys keep going. Why did you take a plea deal? When I literally just told you the exact scenario and you go, why did you take a plea deal?

And you go, why did you take a plea deal? Yeah, it's just kind of weird, man. Can I see this plea deal? Can I see the exact? Yeah, I don't know about the plea deal. It was just a video call. That was a video call. Okay.

But why do we know about it, though? Like, why does anyone even know about this plea deal? Did Dalish say Tony got on a call and he said he admitted to touching my ass? Is that what she said? No, she was going around behind the scenes telling people that I touched her eyes. Really? wasn't. It was.

But she was. Who's the list of people? Because you keep saying she told dick, that's my dick. She was telling scars. She was hending around it in her fucking discord. Oh, yeah. She told Riley and Mint after it happened.

You go, who did she tell? I named people. And then you go, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She told Riley and meant after it happened. Like a fucking human. Like a woman. You fucking listen to what I say,

absorb that information, and then maybe you'll fucking learn something. I feel like a dismissive bitch whenever people talk. I mean, am I crazy or isn't it better if you just go if I did grab her ass, who gives this shit? You know, like, I don't know why you're

getting in the weeds on this thing. I want to be fucking guilty. Hey, Vito, just tell people you're a pedophile. I raped a pedophile. Yeah, I am a pedophile. What do you mean? Who gives a shit, Tony? What do you mean? Yeah. I rape I rape women and I eat children.

Like, at a certain point, just go yeah whatever I grab asses like I don't know man I don't think it's that big in jail Angelus Michael says has a great question why didn't Dalish file a police report if you really grab your ass

there you go that's the real that's the real question there's no police report I had the discord messages oh you do I think if you went I'm frog Tony the ass grab and tell Dalish to call in right now Heylish you uh want the link I would like for you to call in

that would be great that would be great Let's see. That would be great. Be the closest you got to her in a while. I feel like the show is going to go for another two fucking hours at this point. Tony, would you be interested in, have you talked to J.F. Gerepe about any of this? J.F. Gerep. Red? Did he ask you for like, he asked you for like some details? Was it?

He asked you for like details on what happened? No, he was just in the chat when we were going over his thread. Okay. Would you say his summary is like actually? accurate? Like if people read that thread, do you think he has it right? Is it mostly right? Yeah. Is it mostly right? Okay. Well, I guess if you guys want Frogtony's side or a breakdown of it. Yeah. He's saying you could read J.F. Kereppi's thread. Dick's talking about maybe getting J.F. Carepe to come on

and maybe not here, maybe on the Dick show or something to talk about the situation. I mean, where are you at? Here's the other thing, Tony, as I go, I mean, you're burning in bridge with me. I don't even get it. I don't know why you think I'm against you. You know, obviously we literally told me no one knows who Cynic is so they wouldn't care that he's a midget and then you brought him on your show. I didn't bring him on the show. Dick brought him on the show. Did I send him the link? I didn't bring Cynic on the show. All right. Well, I didn't bring Cynic on the show. Dick brought Cynic on the show. All right. And the only reason anybody cares about Cynic is

because you keep talking about cynic and you're the thing everyone's talking about. Otherwise, nobody would give you about fucking cynic. Yeah. Pay attention to me, Daddy, I guess is what you're trying to do. It's just,

it's not working, but also, Tony, it's really weird that you send me some message. I will be weird. It was weird. You said, Vito,

you got a row cynic on the show. I told you. I don't think enough people know who cynic is. I don't think you were. Is that what I said, is that what I said, you know, what do you think you said?

Because you have like this autistic attention to detail. I summarize conversations. How do you think you said to me? I said, that you were talking about sending people over to his chat because he was talking about Tony. Dick said people over his chat. Yeah. Dick has been, Dick said people over to him.

I have never said, I said I like FFS. I listen to FFS. But you seem to think me and Dick, everything Dick does. Dick brings Cinnacons. That's Vito bringing a Cinecon. I don't. It is, though. You could protest and just leave, Vito, but you allow it.

I guess. Well, Trio Doug. Trio, Doug, the employee of the month wants to know, Tony, why did you? you accuse balder of assaulting mint? I didn't accuse balder of anything. Yeah, but he says he's the employee of the month, and he says that you did accuse balder of assaulting mint. No, I just heard a story about balder touching mint

and men pulling back. So you were repeating a story that you heard about balder assaulting mint? I didn't use the word assault. See how you keep trying to frame things in a different way than what I'm saying? that's what assault is. Did I say assault? Nobody knows who Balder is.

So this is getting even more in the fucking weeds. Everybody loves Balder and everybody loves Tril-Dug. Hey, Tony, did you really say this about a penis pumper 95? Nobody knows what the fuck. You can't get into the moosh on this shit. He's saying that Tony said that Balder assaulted Mint, Vido. Yeah, I've heard that story. He's heard that story too.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you have. Whatever Dick says, I'm sure you're going to agree to it. Because you're a little fucking kiss. I'm just learning about this now. And remember when you said you just wanted fucking Jesse on your show to fucking dunk on Dick? Did you tell him about that? Wait, say that again?

When you said, I just wanted Jesse to come on my show, pot awful, so we can make fun of Dick. Yeah, I do believe I said that. I put that on Twitter. You could make fun of me. You could make fun of me however you want. I don't care, Cynic. But I don't think, I don't think Jesse's the right one to do it because he kind of ruins every making fun of opportunity that he's had so far. But also Tony you can't come on hot go fuck you dick

Fuck you dick also dick did you know Cynic Doesn't like you like you pick a lane on whose side you're on I can bring on Reddit I'm not gonna pay attention to Here I'm not trying to warm up to any of you guys Then stop telling Dick what Cynic said about him because what is gonna make them like you or something No I don't waste of time All right Where were we

I don't know why you wanted me to have Cynic on I don't want to me to make Oh here you go here's here's the proof of from Trio Doug. This is why he's the employee of the month. It's a super chat from Frog Tony that says, why did Balder touch you without consent? You're asking Mint, why did Balder touch you without consent? This was an immense challenge tree. That's called him 4K.

That's actually battery. That's assault and battery, bro. Yeah, and battery? Yeah, batteries when you actually physically touch them. Assault is just meaning to touch someone without consent. But actually touching them is assault and battery. So when someone bumps into someone, you would call that assault. Not really, but the implication of touching you without consent. All right, all right, all right.

No, no, no, no, no. The implication of touching you without consent means that there was some kind of like intent to do it, like in an untoward level. Like if you grabbed someone's ass. Now you're really fucking reading shit into it, Dick. The way you're like word-lawing everything makes me think you're guilty of everything. This is beautiful. You want to shake hands.

How about that? Well, why are you asking her? Why are you phrasing it that way? You're not phrasing it. Why didn't Boulder try to shake your hand? I'm not spending extra money to phrase it in a fucking huge fucking novel. I'm just asking. Trio Doug, she's asking why you said it.

Okay. What are we litigating here? Tony, what are you ultimately trying to tell people? You've been done wrong. Nobody should be making fun of you because it's all based on lies. See, again, no one's listening. I said, go ahead. I'm asking.

you can tell me what it is. Why do you feel it? Don't lie. Why are you recording this in your life? You don't need to lie about what I do, is what I'm saying. All right. You're accusing cynic of lying. Are you accusing me of lying about you?

Have I lied about you? I haven't paid attention to what you've been saying. Okay. Thank you. So I'm not being accused of anything. I'm clean. Is Dick lying about you? I haven't watched the show in like a month, so I have no fucking clue.

All right. So you know, but cynic is a liar. You don't like sin. and he's lying about you and you want it to stop. Dude, he lies all the fucking time. He'll be like, oh, I never wanted to be on your show and I show fucking, uh,

yeah, he never wanted to be on my show constantly fucking DMing me. Hey, bro, can I get a free membership? Can you hook me up with a 99 cent fucking membership, bro? That sounds like you talking to Daelish. You gave me a free membership. Tony, what did you want with Daelich? Did you want her to love you?

No. Oh, bro. You just wanted a, you just wanted a wet piece of pussy, right? Just wanted to be your favorite. Not even to love you. Just be your favorite. Fucker and throw her away. That's the frog.

That's what you wanted, right? Pump and dumb. Yeah. That was all it was. Headpats and oo. Filler with that frog juice and that is, did we lose frogtony? You still there?

No, I'm still here. I'm just giving you guys plenty of room to go ahead and keep. Did you want her to love you? No. What did you want? What is a Kelly bear? I never got that. That was just her nickname.

It was your nickname for her. It wasn't her nickname. You know what? I'm not going to doxing. All right. Her name's obviously Kelly. You know what are you talking about? Last date, bear, duh.

Tony, I'm going to ask you another question. Has the piss boner line ever worked on any other lady? Because that was my favorite part. You guys have read everything in those DMs, and you think that everything in those DMs are like me being sexy. None of it was just me trying to be like funny. You just brought up a piss boner for no reason? Yeah.

All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you saying? I can make jokes. I understand that it's hard for you guys to believe that maybe I was joking. You just said we can make fun of you. And then I go, hey, how about that piss boner thing? And you go, I can't believe you'd bring up the piss boner.

You were asking me if I'm like serious. You were like, oh, making a joke about it. I'm just saying, Tony, the way you're handling this, you're extremely. You're so defensive, man. You're defensive and you think you're being lied about. You're so defensive. I know I'm being lied about. You know, you're being lied about.

Okay. But then, you know, on the same thing, you go, you know, roast me the text from embarrassing. Okay. How about the piss boner thing? Well, here's the thing about the piss boner thing. I was joking. I was a academic fucking defensive. I was joking about the pissing.

Pissbone. There's a difference between making fun of me and then asking me a direct question, right? You ask me a direct question, I'm gonna give you a... I was trying to ask like a joke question.

I don't actually want to know how often you used the pissbone lied. It wasn't like... Were you really hard on the bus? I was trying to do a goof. And you don't think I'm gonna fucking answer it? Did you actually... It's a joke question.

If I asked you, hey, do you like shit in your pants? Well, actually, I never shit my pants. If I ever shit my pants, she shit her pants. And it's like, no... It's just... It's just... It's too much, man.

Did you actually have an erection on the bus or were you lying to seem cool? I was lying. You were lying about having an erection on the bus. It was a goof. Was that a joke? I could see that as a joke. Is that joke? Joke boner.

Yeah, a little. You get a lot of joke boners? You ever send a girl a taxi? Hey, take a look at this funny boner I've got. Have you tried that joke on other women that you're hard on the on the Metro thinking about them? No. Just that one? I was like, she's a whore.

So, I mean, I can pretty much say anything to her and he's probably work. Like I want to be your favorite. You were manipulating her. You were, you were running games. Yeah. You said I got her eating out of my hand here. I was just like, I'm just to say whatever. How much money did you spend feeding the whore?

$2,000, I believe. Did you buy her food? You bought her food. Yeah, I sent her food. Was this a fetishistic feeder type situation or? No, no, actually, so here's what happened. So I made a joke about how like, hey, I'm going to do like EBS does to Shane Davis and send you food. So I send her some food.

And then Wizard of Wordplay, this other guy, he literally text message dailyish and was like, I didn't think you were that kind of person. Why would you accept Tony's food? And she told me about it. She goes, hey, Wizard's bitching about you sending me food. And so I was like, you know what? Every time I see his ass in the chat, I'm going to send you food so it'll piss him off. So why'd you do it when he wasn't in the chat, though?

No, but you were sending her food to fuck with somebody else? You owned him, bro. God, you got Wizard. Jesus, bro. You know what? Maybe Frog Tony is a secret genius because I can't wrap my head around that at all. He really stuck into that, fucker. Someone got upset because he liked Daelage and I sent her food.

All right. Okay. Yeah. So you thought we'd make him jealous. He couldn't, he would not be able to send her food. You were, you were fucking with a sim.

Of his job. Yeah. Some guy had a crush on Daelis and you were messing with him because he's pathetic, right? Yeah. Yeah. And he got really mad about it and that's why he hates me because his pathetic. Yeah, but did he ever message her and say that she could fuck other guys?

while he was her favorite, though. Really? Does that, was that what the message says? You could, you said, you could hook up with Riley. Um, why you know this. I don't mind you fucking Riley while you're at Nats out. Yeah, I don't mind you. Hey, I'm going to give me permission to fuck this nasty dude that I know you're not going to

want to fuck. Yeah, it was about being a cuck though, no matter how nasty the guy is. And you're an only fan's whore? Let me pretend like I'm chill with it by going, yeah, I don't care if you do something with Riley, whatever. When you came out here, did you think that she would have sex with you? No. We literally talked about it before I came out here.

What about sharing beds in Texas? Did you think she was going to have sex with you there if you went there? In Texas? Yeah, yeah, that was in the DMs. If I get you a room in Texas and it's only going to have one bed, though, Teehee. I don't even remember Texas. Did you think you would go out on a date at least? Korean barbecue, right?

Did you think you would go out on a date at least while you were here? I love some Korean barber. I thought we'd hang out. In what capacity? Okay. Nice friends. Were you hoping for like a friends with benefits situation, though? I mean, like, you know, daily she's not an unattractive lady.

If she had offered you sex, you would have said. Yeah. Yeah, okay. There we can go. How many times did you know she traveled to see a friend for one night? I've never traveled to see a friend for one night. Yeah, but she were going to with her. No, I was.

wasn't going to with her. That's what the DM said, though. But I didn't go. Yeah, but you were going to. You're missing the point here. So I said, in one of the DMs, I said, hey, I have a week off, my job closed for a week. Got nothing to do. At the garbage factory. At the garbage factory, true. I mean, I didn't, I wasn't even supposed to be on the biggest problem, but Riley was like, hey, you need to go on the biggest problem. You can't just come out for the Riley Fest. So Riley. I don't know why you always come in so fucking hot. I don't know.

I think you got to. So Riley told you to come on the biggest problem and it happened to be while Dalish was here and you had no idea. Yeah. No, no. I didn't know she was going to be here at your house. I didn't know that it'd fucking. You just decided, Riley told you and you decided to fly in one night.

He was doing the free Riley for us. Remember he was doing free Riley Fest? That was that happening on the Saturday. The meet up. Why would you fly? So you really wanted to go. to Free Riley Fest that way because like it was not a big thing there was just a us at a bar I know fucking Riley sold her to me like it was going to be a fucking big thing he said it was going to be

a huge thing is what you're saying so I was like hey I'll go out there I'll meet some people fucking and it had nothing to do with Dalish network yeah that's that's amazing and here you are getting people are making fun of you like you spend all this money to try and hook up with her yeah and it actually didn't even have anything to do with her you were just here to go to Riley's festival. Wow. Were you trying to fuck Riley then? Riley literally yelled at me in Discord that if I was only coming here for the one day

for the free Riley Fest and I should just not even come at all. And I actually canceled my flight and I wasn't going to fucking come out here. And then Mint and Dalish convinced me that no, no, no, you should come out and do the fucking biggest problem like Riley said and we'll fucking make sure that Dick lets you on. And that's why I called Vito. I had to convince Vito to let me on the show. Don't bring back the fucking airport. I'm not picking you up at the airport.

I always like to ask this. It's never happening. On the off chance that if people would think and know that everything you're saying is totally insane, would that have any impact on you at all? None. Because I don't give a fuck what people think. I know what happens. No, no, not that you don't give a fuck what they think,

but that they know you're obviously lying. Well, they don't know I'm obviously lying because I'm talking. You know you're all Everybody knows. You can go ahead and try to say that's the truth, but it's not. I don't need the fucking lie. They don't need to hear me say it. They're just seeing you flying in to try to fuck this girl that you're trying to fuck for a month.

That's the story you're telling. I'm literally, Riley was doing free Riley Fress. I said, hey, I'm going to come out there and hang out with you guys. Yeah. We hung out, we hung out at fucking too many games. We hung out at two. Let me ask something. Let me ask something.

Let him finish. So if you weren't trying to buck there, there was no intention there. I'm a Midwestern guy who, you know what? I like hanging out with people. We're friends. I thought me and Riley were buddies. So I was like, yeah, I'm going to go fucking fly out there, hang out at Free Riley Fest, hang out with you guys.

Did you have a hotel room? Hang out with your buddy, Vito. I mean, the plane wasn't even to get a hotel room because I was going to fly in, hang out at the fucking meetup, and then just go home. You were going to fly out that night? Yeah. Why didn't you do that? Why did you come in?

The Free Riley Festival was on Saturday. I just told you what happened. I guess every time I talk, no one pays attention. Literally, I canceled my fucking flight. I mean, because you're like schizo-rambling, dude. Like, we're trying to figure out the lie that you're trying to say. It's real simple. I was going to come out to go hang out with Riley at the Free Riley Fest.

With no hotel. Riley got out for one day. I canceled my point. Minton Dalish then convinced me to ask me to actually come in for the couple of days and come do the biggest problem. How is that fucking schizzo? I thought you said Riley did that. No, Riley was mad that I wasn't going to do that.

Yeah, but you said Riley convinced you to go on the biggest problem. Now you're saying it was getting Dalish. See how like you do these weird lies for no reason? How did I fuck in real time? Riley's idea Mint and Dalish convinced me. It's on a fucking live stream that's in members only on their channel.

Tony, I think the big reason is like why it's so confusing. is because you just You want to have a fucking narrative because you don't want to say that fucking gaylish is a manipulative whore Bro, I don't give a fuck about any of you

You can't fucking follow out with the bullshit that she did Tony just made, he just made Trio Doug employer the month Dick does not care about any. I don't care about it. I don't care about anyone on this call right now. I literally,

if I never talk to any of you again or heard about any of you again, I wouldn't even question it. There you go. Ever. Yeah, I accept that. I think the, I think what I'm saying is the way you talk and the speed and the way you try

to cram everything in is weird and off-putting. That's what I'm saying. It's great. Yeah. It's uncomfortable. It's very uncomfortable, good. What do you mean it's very uncomfortable good?

I'm not here to fucking make you. First of all, I had a couple of drinks. You're obviously here to try to get your point across. Like, otherwise you wouldn't be here. I'm obviously here because you guys were talking about me. In the DMs, Tony, you said alcohol doesn't affect you. You said that in a super chat. The man had a couple of drinks. Okay.

Yeah, but he said it didn't affect him. That's how he knew. That's how he said. That's how he knew he didn't assault her, grab her ass. Because, well, none of this. Because you can't get drunk and there would be no way for him to. Then he bragged about it on stream. He said the fucking same thing on my live stream. Oh, yeah, Tony was fucking pounding back shots. But now you're saying it does affect you.

Did it? Are you like the prince in England that couldn't sweat, and then he could sweat later. A couple of shots versus I got fucking paid $200 today right off the fucking back, okay? Oh, God, no way, $200? Fucking earth shatter. $10 a shot, fucking dickhead. Whoa! Or all having a good time.

It doesn't matter how many shots, though, Tony. It shouldn't affect you. You said drugs and alcohol don't affect me. That's how I know I didn't assault this lady. You don't affect me as much as it does normal people. No, no, you said don't affect you at all. No, you didn't say that. You know, you're the guy who can't.

I'm believing you. I'm listening to your words. Accurately. You're the guy. So how do we fix this? What's the part that you most want to set straight? This guy is mad because I didn't fucking let him be part of my fucking team. And he's been,

I'm a fucking 20-month tirade to fucking try to ruin my life and ruin my fucking reputation online. What? How do we get you guys on the same page? I don't want to be on a page with a guy that sweeps away. This is an irreparable situation is what you're both saying. When he swept away the child stalking of Mint, I said, yeah, no, I can't. I won't ever. Oh, yeah.

What's that all about? What was that all about? Well, Katie kept calling off her show and saying she had things to do with her kids. So Mint said, hey, I don't believe that's true. I think maybe Katie's lying. And so she said, hey, you know what? Let me look at the district website and see if there's any like special days.

And she goes, no, there was no special days. I mean, that's like, that's like obviously autism though, right? Like, you can see that, right? Like, that's not, that's not fucking weird and autistic. But I think that was really a fucking weird. I mean, she said she looked up there specific schedules too on your show. No, she didn't. I looked up at the specific schools.

And then I gave her address to Tony. How do you think Tony got hate? The school district fucking... Oh, your show, Tony. Stop over talking me. You were like, hey, what are they in a... I know you just have to simp for Katie because you're fucking... Oh, your show.

But you don't have to fucking be a bit of a night. Hey, we all love Katie did. No one I'm not. You were right. When you call her a fucking cunt, you were fucking right. You did call her. That's not nice. No, no.

Yeah, you did. She was being a little womanly at the time. No, no, no. She was being cunty. say, Vito. Don't feel a little cunty, but you know, you know, everybody has a cunty moment. I can't hold it against her. Tony, all right, back to what I was saying.

Own your show. I can't believe you called Katie did a cut, Vito. It was a, you know what? It was a, it was a, I take it back. It was a horrible thing. No, you just said it again, though. Frogton told you to say it again. She was acting a little cunty.

Okay, but, you know, everybody's a little guy. I felt she was acting a little cunty, but that's not calling her a cunt. You can act cunty without being a cunt. Wow. Did I call her account? If I said that. Well, I was going to say, Tony, I mean, I can't believe I'm banned from your show. It's one of the great tragedies of my life.

I mean, you only told me like five times, you know. Yeah, because, I mean, it's great. We make great content together. And then you tell me I'm not allowed to go on Cynix show and be your friend. No, that's not what I said. You're drawing a line in the same. You say things that I didn't say and you reframe shit. Well, why did you get mad?

I went on Cynic show and then sent me saying, I got to make fun. You said. You even said these guys are losers. I don't have any reason to hang out with them. And you literally went and hung out with them. I go, Vito, what the fuck? They got a pretty funny show. I don't know what you want to do.

Are they losers or not losers? Don't try to fucking tell me that, hey, you know what, Tony? Those guys are losers. I hate them. I don't know what I call them. I miss my ass by telling me what I want to hear and then fucking turn it around doing something. Yeah, tell him he's special. Vita, you got to tell Tony he's more special than everyone else.

That's what he wants to hear. Tell him he's your favorite and you can, you're going to fuck anybody. I mean, look, yeah, like, we're all losers in some way. What do you want? I think what I was trying to express to you was I was saying, Tony, it's a bunch of guys with a podcast. You don't got to worry about it. Like, I was saying they're losers in the way that it's like, this is not, I'm not

going on the Joe Rogan show and going, hey, you got to hear about Frog Tony. Not with an attitude. You got a fucking podcast. You got a fucking shit on me, Vito. I don't think I would. Did I shit on you on their show? I think that we talked about the, what, the texts? Tony, when Dale said, no.

You got to admit that was pretty funny at the end. Hold on. I want to be very clear. Tony, you have sat on here. Those texts are embarrassing. You can make fun of me. And then you go, how could you go on their podcast

and make fun of my texts? So I'm getting mixed fucking messages, man. Yeah, I goofed on you a little bit. I didn't say, hey, Vito, go find the guy. I didn't call you a rapist. I didn't say you're grabbing anybody's asshole. I went on a show. Did you talk about Liam, though?

Do you not see that? Like, there's a difference between you and Dick making fun of you? Can I ask you guys something serious? Do you think the world would be better if Liam wasn't in it? Yes. I don't know, man. I make good super chats off of him. So at this point,

it'd be cucking the content, right? You'd leave him out of this. Poor Liam. He's just a little boy. He doesn't make his comics. You did steal my wooden boy line, though. But you know what? You can have it, Tony.

I'm making merch out of it. Thanks, Vito, for giving him. that it's going to be great. A little wooden boy. It's a good one. Yeah, yeah. We're going to do a whole shirt with it. All right. Well, here's what, here's the tragedy. I, you know, it seems irreconcilable. You guys can't come to, you know, agreement on any. I mean, this guy right here was literally doxing my super chatters to try to fucking find out information about them. He got so many that somebody talking about. He had to go, hey, let me go find out about always DTF in what he does

on Twitter. Hey, let me go look up Scar's criminal record to see what Scar does. Because Scar was, I need to make fun of fucking Riley. Scar's awesome. He's doing all kinds of crimes. Yeah. Doing all the best crimes. I mean, he's doing crimes. What's your point? What's my point? So you, you're a little bitch that gets man. Yeah, but you're just, you're saying lies.

Dalton's, uh, investigate them. You literally have to investigate people. What did I investigate on him? What did I investigate? the fact that you... No, no, give me a proof of investigation where I just pulled up in Super Chat. After 18 months of... No, no, no, you're not answering my question.

You're just saying words now. You can handle the fact that you're not better at this than I am. You can't know what you can run your mouth spin all the fucking lies you want, and people still want to come to my show and listen to me. More people than watch you. Right? You're the guy.

I'm the big bad fucking guy. You do all that shit. Get a car. The funny man. Get out of your mom. house and get a driver's license and then we'll talk about it as a better YouTube channel. Who the fuck is this cackling hyena? Get them the fuck out of here, right?

You're going to have Ruby fucking pay $100 so fucking EBS would kick me off his stream. But why didn't you pay $100 to kick me on? That was allowed. Don't act like you ain't fucking DMing people. Hey, you better watch out for that frog Tony guy. He's going to stab you in the back. You're not that important to me. But I turn this off, I'll be doing something that doesn't involve you.

Just like he was fucking whine about EBS, putting in the group chat, the fucking link. Yeah. before you fucking kicked me out, right? EBS said that, not me. I just agreed with him. You're in a group, hold on, hold on, no, no, he's in the group chat. He can see it. He can see it.

He repeated it, knowing it's a fucking lie. You can go in there and see it and go, actually, you know what? EBS. Or this is a Wendy's? A little while later, he kicked Tony out. You can fucking see that, but you don't want to fucking say that. You want to spin this shit and pretend. Oh, because I don't care, Tony.

You're not that important. You're like, all the answer out about it? What did you say? Oh, you know what, it's not a big deal? We don't need to show anything from the group chat. And no one is to keep their channels. It's fine, guys. We're just going to pretend like it didn't fucking happen.

What are you talking about? You're just saying words. You're battling. And you get fucking caught. And what happens? You go, that's not a big deal. What are we talking about this? It's no big deal.

All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Here's the one question. I think everybody's asking that America wants to know. Does Tony take meds? That's one of them. Is Vito allowed back on the Frogton? show?

My super chatter specifically said, do not let Vito back on. He's a rapist. He raped Giddish. The super chatter? No, you. You're a fucking scumbagg, sexual predator. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, that's what I hear.

You touch your ass. And you influenced my brain. That's what was wrong with me. Well, you're a rapist. I got to go back to the tapes. It's his ass touching. I mean, I can't, if I'm not allowed on the frog Tony show, the only people who don't have me on their show are sexual predators.

I mean, it's like, unfortunately, Tony, I got to go with my gut here. You got to do what you got to do, Vito. I got to do what I got to do. See, I know what you're doing, so it's not like, it's going to work. What am I doing? I asked if I'm all out on the show. Tony's going to be like really mad that I call them a rapist now.

He's going to, like, change his mind and let me on the show. You're not coming back on the show. Sorry, Vito. You thought that was my gambit to get back on the show? All right. You know, I don't you understand. Don't you understand who you're talking to? There are some levels of some planning here.

Tony, called delusion. Here's what the tragedy is. I've always supported you. I've always wanted you. I don't know why. You know, and then you get in these situations where you've been clowning on people forever.

Everybody clowns on you a little bit. One guy, oh, he's telling lies about me, whatever else. And you burn every fucking bridge. You call Katie did a whore. You know me the worst piece of shit. that ever existed. Instead, you ruined her kids' Christmas. And you were proud of it.

She said it. She's fucking... Get off the war I have for two of it. Tony. Hold the fuck on. Stop. Hold on. Hold on.

This motherfucker always runs his mouth. She sent me text messages crying about how I was going to ruin her kids' Christmas by telling the truth that she read Lollie Khan fan fiction of a fucking demon dog fucking a little kid. That's what she fucking right.

And then on your show, you said, And I get mad and I fucking said, hey, you lie about it. And she sent me whiny fucking messages. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Tony, you think you're saying that Katie did is. I didn't think about those messages. Yeah.

You think that. And then she said, oh, you're going to ruin my kids Christmas. And then after Christmas, I made fun of it. After Christmas. We already. So you waited. You let her kids. I let Katie's kids have that.

Do you understand? Go write a fucking novel of the timeline at this point. I don't see exactly. Before Christmas. I saw a pizza box and then I touched your ass in the fucking quantum realm. And 50 years ago, I found the time stone. It lets me, I don't fucking care, man. You don't understand.

You can't get your way out of this with a fucking schedule of times and dates and whatever the fuck else. If you're going to say something, you're going to make an accusation. And then I go, hey, you're wrong on the timeline. Don't give me this. Oh, it doesn't matter what the timeline is. I didn't say a timeline. I said that you said that you literally said I read your fucking kids Christmas. And I said it's bullshit.

And here's why. and I explained it in fucking great detail but you guys don't care about the detail. He actually saved Christmas. He brought gifts to all the children. I don't give a shit, Tony. This is insufferable. Tony, we don't care because it sounds like you're streaming

from your mom's bathroom. Yeah, you sound pretty bad. I can't hear you. Tony, so you, the Katie did like the werewolf porn thing. Is that what you're talking about? That it was like a anime of a guy that turned into a giant, dog and fucks chicks.

Yeah. Yeah, except for that chick was a child and she was reading and enjoying and laughing and loving it and saying Yeah, it's good. It's very funny. It's funny. I don't give the shit. You have a lonely middle-aged woman. I was reading werewolf porn. Yeah, do you think

then what are you saying? Why are you even bringing it up? What is the point of it? Yeah, what are you saying then? Are you saying everything Katie does it does and says is incorrect because one time she looked up in you yasha porn? Like this is your discrediting. You lied about looking up in Easha porn.

And when I pointed out that she lied to us. And you lied about touching Daish's ass. So what do you want? Everybody's lying. Are you saying she's a pedophile? I didn't take Dalish's ass. It seems to me like you want to say she's a pedophile without saying the words, though. No, I want to say the truth.

You're plausible deniability. Did you read Lollikon fan fiction? Is that what she read? I don't know. I don't know. Did she read Lollikon fan fiction? I don't know. I don't know.

You're the one telling us. You're not an honest person to be listening to on anything. Are you telling, are you saying that she read Lollicom fan fiction of NU Yasha? Yes. Do you think that's, do you think that's comparable to someone who's obsessed with like elf sex play? Like elves are like little girls.

What about that weird age play? The onesies and the coloring books and stuff? You mean the coloring book that she had on her fucking wish list? I don't know that. Tony, that's just what you're saying now. Hold on, hold on two second. Tony. Why are you talking about Katie did right now?

He's being accused... He literally said you ruined fucking Katie's Christmas. Ignore him, then. Who cares about Katie did's Christmas? It doesn't matter. You're being accused of touching women's asses of being a fucking creep. Now women? And you're telling me, well, yeah, but Katie did look to werewolf porn.

You got to realize... That's not... You know what he was... remotely what happened. You fucking broke it down in a way. that made it look like, oh yeah, actually Tony's trying to... Don't go down that road. If somebody asked you about

Katie Did go, she's a nice lady. I got nothing to say about her. Why do you care what Katie did's doing or not doing? Yeah. Why are you saying that she's like reading Lollicom-in-Yasha porn? Because that's what she read. And again, it all came down to, she lied to us.

We found out she lied. I pointed out that she lied and she's been fucking having a shit fit about it ever since. Yeah, but why did you start this high raid with Katie? What? Why did you start going after Katie, though. Why did I start going after Katie? Because she went on your stream

and said, I'm going to destroy it. Didn't Tony say that Vito was inappropriate towards Dalish? Didn't Tony say that? He did say that. I forgot he said that. I forgot he said that too. And I told him he shouldn't say that but he said it.

And then Dalish fucking came out. Tony, why did you say that Vito was a creep towards Dalish? Oh, because when we were in the group chat, Daylish and men's and everyone was saying, yeah, that's what happened. Oh, so now you believe all women.

So Dalish said it. Dalish said Vito was a creep to me. Yeah, when we talked on the phone, she said it a couple times. Wow. You just said it was in the group chat. That's news to me. I didn't realize. Isn't that crazy?

You know what's fascinating? You know what's great about this situation is, I have no interest in interacting with Dale Shalston. It doesn't matter. Okay? You're not texting? That's the thing. And the lady goes, hey, that guy's a creep.

I don't, then text her and tell her I want to kiss her fucking belly. I just kind of move on, you know? And I think you got to move on. And yeah, you got to- I moved on. That shit happened before- Don't stop talking about

why are attacking fucking Katie then? Stop fighting with everybody. Why are you fighting with me? I'm not gonna stop fighting with everybody. You're not- You're not-in-me from your show

because I wouldn't make fun of cynic who is making fun of you. No, no, no. See, again, you're trying to frame shit. I go, hey, Vito, you know that guy that you were talking about last week that was like, oh, you're like, hey, he fucking red-

The guy who's making fun of you right now. The guy who's making fun of you and you want to see him humiliated. Yeah. And you came in me and you said, Can you use your platform to help humiliate this guy who's making fun of me? And I said, To him humiliate the guy that I'm a midgett, don't you find it embarrassing that I've been making

cry for weeks now? I get it. It's, you know, just shit on Frogtony. That's fucking Carbblind. I'm not even shitting on you. I've been trying to defend you. I've been trying to say this. I got it.

I got it. I understand the rule. What? Sit on Frog Tony. Don't shit on anyone else. Got it. Tony. Anytime anybody tries to be your friend

or tries to be in your corner, I've said to you on multiple occasions, Tony, I know this is a bad time, obviously I have the ways I would handle it, you want to handle it your way, fine. But you're going, scorched earth, you're attacking Katie did for making fun of you. You did attack me. Again, you fucking get over it.

Get over it. Katie did makes fun of me all the fucking time. Tony. Tony. Katie did post videos of people drawing me as a fucking an enabla badge on. Do I go crying about how Katie did He goes, I'm gonna fucking kid fucker.

No. Vito, hold on. That's a, he's lying, though. Make sure that everyone hates you. Trillo, dog, baby, number one. But he's lying, though, Vito, because he went after Kate, yes, let me talk. Yeah, if you would be quiet for a second, you went on a stream for a, you've done an hour promo.

You're just, Tony, you're just screaming, man. Yeah, that was two weeks after, after you went on a, after you went on your stream and talked about her specifically for an hour not loving you enough and being our Is that what I said? Yeah. And then two weeks later, and two weeks later, you said, I love how you always have to fucking I'm not done talking. Excuse me, ma'am.

You can't tell one story without it being a fucking complete lie? Can you calm down? What was the lie? What was the lie? You said that basically you went around and said that she didn't love me enough because she wouldn't cut a promo on us. And because she was, she was clipping our show. And then two weeks later, and then I'm, and then two,

Two weeks later, let's meet somebody so we can tell me. Let's take turns. Let's take turns. Because you're just yelling over each other. I don't know what anyone's saying. Let's mute Vito. Okay.

Yeah. Now everyone's calm. That's all it took. That's good. That works. There you go. It's perfect. Vito's a bridge back to sanity there.

Yeah, so she didn't love you enough. You went on a tie rate for an hour. And then two weeks later, she came on my show and said, I'll cook frog legs. And you've been broke and ever since. Again, you're telling the story. I got the timeline. Katie did went on Liam and fucking yell that Liam.

We're not talking about Liam. You're not after Liam said he was going to kill himself. Before. Before. So she yelled at Liam. One conversation with Katie did. Then he wants to kill himself. But we're not talking about Liam.

We're talking about him. I'm not talking about Liam, because it's... Oh, if you want to talk about Liam, baby, I'm here on. Okay, okay, okay. You shouldn't have yelled at Liam. And that's where everything started. If we're going to the Liam stuff, we're going to be here forever, and then he might actually kill himself, and we don't want that.

Well, me and... And everyone would be better off. No, stop. We'd knock it off with that. Here's what I would have to fucking talk about the Liam situation, because it directly ties into what happened. By him going to the river, I couldn't care less. He goes back to a rip.

I said, Katie, you should. I could not care less. Cynic, Cynic. I said, give me, give me too certain. I said, you shouldn't be yelling at fucking Liam, and that's what you're flipped out. We don't got to talk about Liam. Tony, here's what I want to say.

I'll be very, I'm going to be very fair with you. Okay. You're a guy who something, something happens to you, and somebody makes fun of you, whatever else. Okay, cynic makes fun of you. And then you come to me and you go, hey, I want you to make fun of cynic. And I go Well, I mean, oh, you said He's very short.

I think you should talk about it On biggest problems. Those are the words I said, I said, this guy's a fucking dwarf, isn't that funny? Did you ask me to talk about it on here? Did you ask me to talk about it on the show?

Why is it? Let me get through it. Let me get through it. This guy who runs is not saying he's going to fucking hit me on site. Remember sitting on site? You're going to fucking slap you. I just want to give me.

You said, I've got to be professional. I can't fight you, I'm not going to fight you at a con that I'm being, invited to you. I told you we can go fucking in the parking lot of the con. I said, hey, let me finish this line of thought, please, for the love of God.

I know, you guys hate each other. I got it. You're all in. He's short and you're killing him, whatever. Tony's my best friend. Don't you say that either. I love it. Give me two seconds. Tony, you always think I's going to be sick right here. I don't think so. Tony, you're saying I always take you out of context.

Did you want me to bring up Cynic on this show for some reason? I literally said, hey, Vito, how much money for you to show Cynic's midget picture. Oh, you were going to pay for it. Okay, okay. Oh, that's sad.

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Okay. Oh, sad. Didn't you pay to fucking have them read my DM? Shut up. No.

I want to get an answer to my question. Right there. Wham. No, I didn't pay her a dime. Now, Tony, Tony, Tony. I didn't pay her a die. Tony. Was the reason you wanted me

to make fun of Cynic was as a sort of revenge against him for making fun of you? No. No. You're saying no. just out of the blue you wanted to make fun of a sentence. That's fine.

I just want to shut up. I got another question, okay? Katie did. You're saying you got a big problem with werewolf porn or whatever the fuck. Was this a problem before or after she clipped you and made fun of you? This was a problem after she lied to me about it. Okay. So it seems like you do this thing where you're like, I'm just a magnanimous individual.

I'm just making fun of sin it because it's funny. I'm just calling Katie did a, you know, a pedophile or whatever. I didn't call it. I know. Okay, okay. You're saying she reads all I'm like, I'm only bringing it up because I want the truth. But to all of us,

it appears like a very obvious reaction to people clowning on you. You can't get all of us, but I see a lot of people. And Vito would know. A lot of my guys that don't see this. You just said your guys. It's not like you said, hey, I got a problem what Katie did.

It's like Katie did, you know, fell out of favor with you. And then you go, well, now I'm on the attack. She's a pedophile. She's fucking reading. Molly con, whatever. And it appears petty and reactionary, you know? It doesn't look good for you. It does womanly.

It appears that way to people who don't pay attention to the facts or the truth. Notices. People that aren't noticing. People who don't pay attention. Okay, well, right now, let's be, okay, let's give another example. Let's give another example. When people are in your favor, right now, mint salad comes on your show, she's a guest to your show, whatever else.

And then there's a video clip of her saying, I was looking up Katie's, kid's school schedule. Could you, I don't see you going, well, that's fucking fucked up, but she shouldn't do that. You're rushing to her defense. Frog Tony, like, I hate to say it, but like. I literally just said it again. It's weird and artistic

because she's like, Katie's lying. You kind of defended it. You kind of said, like, well, you know, she's not really looking up the school schedule. Like, here's the problem. Tony, you always go on. I have the voice of truth. I'm going to tell it like it is. But what it comes down to is if you're frog, Tony's

friend, everything you do is good. And if it's not Frogtony's friend, you are a lolly con and a psychopath and whatever. And a midget. Don't forget that one. Like, I don't think you are an objective person. Yeah, me neither. So when we were friends, I would call you out constantly.

What did you tell Dalish about me? I forgot about that part, too. I got to go read the time. It was something like I'm not a good guy or something, which is true. I just forget what it was. I'm saying you attacking Katie did Sorry to interrupt

Like Because it looks so petty It looks so obvious She's making fun of you And because she's making fun of you You go well yeah Because she wants to fuck kids And she reads fucking books and whatever

And you're like Holy shit man What the fuck? Again it's not what happened But even if it's not what happened Tony William Gray And so I called her out for that

Even if that's not what's happening You have to understand that's the perception. Everyone's going to come away. I don't know what. What part of that? Well, you should if you want to be a broadcaster. You have to go, wow, this is an object's disaster. I'm calling a mother of two a fucking rampant pedophile on the internet.

Surely, this will elevate my brand. No, it looks like shit. I don't want to be fucking famous. And why are you even here if you don't care about it? I'm not saying to be famous, but you want to be like people about to lie about you. You should try. Well, I've seen all the pussy dick kids. from being a broadcast. I was like, I could do that.

Oh, no, you'd have to get more teeth first. Will I? Yes. I got, I don't know. I'm not getting anything else out of this. Is there, do you want final, can we get final words? Let's get final biggest problem. Let's get everybody's problems on the board. Do we got a

coin toss here to see who goes first? I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Cynic was on first. Women in pop psychology. Yeah, so go ahead. Women in pop psychology. You can go first. What's your biggest problem in the universe?

Oh, Frogtony. What's your biggest problem? I didn't even prepare one. Amazing. Just like the last time you were on. Toothrushing. Incredible. Goodbye, you piece of shit.

Thanks, everybody. Thanks, Cynic. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bonus episode. Biggest problem and invincible. Coming soon. Rio Doug.

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