The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 225

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

Here it is. Oh! Oh! What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? Oh, no, nope, there. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Where's it gonna go?

Is it gonna switch? Is it gonna count all the way down? Is it gonna count all the way down or is it not? Is it going to count all the way down? down? Here it goes. Seven, six, five, four. Just play the show. Just do it the show. That's what can stop me. That's what defeats me. The countdown is when I mess up the clicks and I get rid of the countdown. You accidentally get rid of the countdown? Because I get so...

Yeah, that's the only thing that could defeat me is when I mess up clicking on the icons and I reveal myself. It's a good superhero villain name. Countdown. The Countdown. It's a good name for a villain. The Countdown. No, just Countdown. No. Like The Rock. It's not The Bullseye.

It's Bullseye. There's another. The Bullseyes is my father's name. They call me the Countdown. It's not me naming myself to be the. Sometimes. No, you just call it a Countdown. It's like, hey, Countdown. You know?

Yeah, but it's like, I'm not giving myself that nickname. People have been calling me that. Like, the count. It's not, his name isn't count. It's the count. Sometimes you know the, when it's like, Semsey Street. Like, the joke, like, villain names are, that's old-timey, you know,

The Joker, the Penguin. Now it would just be Penguin. Joker. No, that's like Arthouse movie shit. Everyone, that's like, new movie. I'm going to touch you, Hutch. That's a Batman villain, not the Hush.

Hush? Hush? Will Smith? Hush? Remember they did Hush? Doug Huffernan how to date women? No, that's Hitch. That's Hitch. Hitch was a Batman villain?

No, but he should have been. That would have been actually a good twist at the end. Keep my woman's name out of your mouth. It slaps them. That would have been pretty good. Are you sure that didn't happen? Uh, if I sure that didn't. I don't know what's going on Will Smith.

What's what, wait, does Will Smith have like a movie coming out or something? It's called I'm gay, the movie. I don't think it's called that. I don't think that's the name of it. I think it is. I was looking at Star Trek Academy or you were of Star Trek Academy. Speaking of I'm gay, the movie. Yeah, I know of that show.

No, I mean, it is. That is what it is. It's I'm gay, the television show, the Star Trek show. And they're all having like an orgy on the poster. I saw that and I was like. Like, no. At least two, at least three of those people have AIDS. Yeah.

Yeah. We talked about it because we talked about space wheelchairs. And I said, well, that's, you know, funny. But, you know, and then we kind of moved on. I didn't realize that this show is apparently such a, I don't know if you've seen the pictures that they're just ripping the set down in the middle of filming the second season because they're like, oh my God, no one's watching the show. It has like the worst ratings of any show Paramounts ever put together.

That's awesome, dude. And I'm looking at that Tig Nataro bitch. You know her? TIG Nataro? Excuse me? What? Nataro? What did you just say? Tig! Whoa! Seven second delay! Dump it! Dump it! You can't say that, Vito! You can't say that!

Tid Nataro is an American stand-up book. Whoa, let's beep it! Beep it! Say it again. Beep! Natero! She's a gay lady, a gay lady. She's a gay beep! I'm gonna beep! I'm gonna start beeping you now. Well, she was like the... Man, she was like the ultimate... She was the ultimate beep! And then people go like, wow, I bet what he said was really bad on the day. She was the lady they went to and they said, we're getting rid of all the white guys.

It's her turn. We got a lady who chopped her tits off. She's going to play a man on the Star Trek show. She was the one. And I think she has twice. I think she's twice. What are you talking about? Well, okay.

Yeah. She was the one who helped cancel. Louis C.K. See, they said The countdown strikes again. People are calling me the countdown. I have no control over it. I'm countdown.

It's more exciting if there's no the. The countdown. That's not how villain names are supposed to work. You don't come up with your own name. People name you that. Like, Son of Sam didn't call himself Son of Sam. Okay, so she was like the ultimate,

like, Me Too, like, replacement. Because first she helped get rid of Lewis C.K. What the fuck are you talking about? And then they did that Army of the Dead movie on Netflix. And, you know, Chris DeLeia

was like a whole character in that movie. And then it came out that Chris DeLeia, you know, has sex with, I don't know, probably underage girls. What's the HACSXIS Hollywood theme song? That's the Metal Acolydeeep. That's the Mettalibus Minute. So they replaced

all of Chris Delea's scenes by green screening Tignitaro into them. She's just on the roof the whole time being like, got to get my helicopter for when everybody shows up to ride in my helicopter. Like she, they replaced Christalia in the, yeah, exactly. They green screened her out of the whole movie, just hanging out on a roof, fixing her helicopter because they couldn't put her in the rest of the movie. That's cool. And now, and I kept going, fuck this bitch. She canceled Lucy K. Canceling Christa, whatever. Look at this. And now, she has to start. She goes to start. I'm here listening to this shit that you're

talking about. Fantastic. Well, he knows what I'm talking about. What the fuck are you talking about? There he is. I'm talking about Star War, Star Trek Academy is being torn down. Vito, you have to slow down. You have to slow down on Super Killer.

You're working yourself into exhaustion and malnourishment. I've been going at an aggressive clip. Have you been eating okay? It's too aggressive with it. I had a, I got, what did I eat? Norms. You ever get Norms? Norms?

The diner? Yeah, the diner. Sure. Big Lavalsky diner. Yeah. I got a door-dashed. Oh. I got a...

Come on, man. You're door-dashing Denny's? Come on, man. It's not Denny's. It's norms. It's all soggy and shitty, though, by the time it gets to you. It was like 3 a.m. Well, but I can...

Door-dashing norms at 3 a.m? Yeah, yeah, but hold on. Here's the thing is that I, because I am a... culinary artiste. I can take the norms and I can transform it. I can elevate it. You know, I've been, I've managed to make that one meal last like two days.

It's fantastic. You've been eating this. You ordered from norms like a family size meal and then you've been eating it over the course of two days? No, I ordered a steak dinner, but here's the thing. It comes with a salad. It comes with a cup of gumbo. I take the gumbo. In my freezer, I got a little bit of sausage.

I brown that up. So then I got that's like a whole other meal to gumbo. And then I get it with the shrimp. So it's cooking, but you're ordering it DoorDash also. Yeah, basically. Why don't you just cook? Anyway, that's all I've been eating for two days is one steak dinner. All I've been eating for two days is a meal for a family of six.

I'm wasting a way. It's not a meal for a family of six. It's a $22 steak dinner. It comes with a salad and a gumbo. It's great. Does it come with a happy meal too? Should have came with a happy. I haven't gotten the happy meals also because they got the Mario toys.

You've seen those? You put a string on them and like. sit around the corner and drag the happy meal around. I don't know why I get them. I always open the Happy Meal toy being like, ah, it's going to be cool. And I'm like, ah,

these aren't that cool. When they do like Mario shit, I'm like, well, I'm like, well, because, okay,

I want a hamburger. And if a hamburger comes with a little Mario, okay, I mean, that's just a little fun bonus. It's a no brainer. That's a no brainer. You want a hamburger?

You want a hamburger with a little Mario on it. No Mario toy or a hamburger with a Mario toy. It's like the Mario. I'm really going to go with. I'll take the Mario. I was bored yesterday. I want the Mario, obviously. What do you think I'm retarded here?

I want the Mario. What am I on the clock? That's my little bonus problem is you get two happy meals because you're a grown man. You know, and you want two hamburgers. They give you two of the same toy. I got two Bowser Juniors. I go, what am I going to do with two Bowser Jr.? It's going to have them fight to determine who the real Bowser Jr. is?

And I can't like trade. It's not like I can go find kids to trade with because that I'm a fucking creak. Because they all got Bowser Jr. too. because they're just going through that one box. And they're also stuck with Bowser Jr. Let's see it. You just want the raccoon suit, Mario, that spring. I also got the Saja Boys Breakfast.

Have you tried the Saja Boys Breakfast at McDonald's. Wait, what? The Saja Boys Breakfast meal available now at McDonald's. The Saja Boys are the rival K-pop group in the hit Netflix film K-pop Demon Hunters. So for lunch, you can obtain the Huntricks. meal, which comes with some sort of shaky You get a dominatrix. You get a dominatrix meal at lunch. The Huntrix meal

comes with some shaky shit to put on your nuggets. I haven't tried that. During breakfast, you have to get the Saja Boys spicy Egg McMuffin, which was a little too spicy for me. I'm not going to lie. And then you got home and you watched the

Egg McMuffin movie. Yeah, you watch well, that's what the K-pop. I did get whichever one this guy is there you go there's my son he's the gay one in my i've seen that i think they're all gay i think that's the no they're not gay yeah they just they look gay because they're korean or whatever he's the gay one's got like a QR code on it and a surprise is coming i got a QR code for you right here why don't you scan this bad boy why doesn't yeah where does that take me scan this scan this fucking qr code it's not even on the screen there wait

there scan that QR code if you can you can you boy of the Saja boy. Scan it. Scan that. I'm sure someone can. Well, the problem is they're watching it on their phone, so how can they take their phone and scan the code? You scan it. You scan it for you. It has a secret prize.

I'm not scared. I'm not. You don't have your phone. Really? No, it's in the other room. It's in my pocket. Okay, you want me to scan the code? It gives you a special prize. It gives you a special surprise. It's going to be a picture of a penis or something.

Oh, no, no, no. That's gay. It's not that. Go ahead. I don't think it's... Go ahead. Scan that bad boy. Scan that shit.

Scan that bad boy. Hold on. I might have to unlock. Scan it. Scan that shit. I'm trying to scan. Scan that bad QR code right there. You like my phone case doesn't look like Iron Man?

It's fucking cool, man. I wish it was a girl. It's like I'm Iron Man. I wish they put a girl in that Iron Man suit. I don't think I could scan a QR code because it's double pixel. Scan that code, man. Scan that code. I can't scan.

I would have to blow the phone. Fuck, hold on. Let me see if I could full screen. Come on it up. Scan that code. Scan that code. No, it's not going to work. You can do that. You can't do that. You can't put yourself in blackface, but you can't scan a code. You got too, you got too much glare on the code.

Oh, wait, hold on. There you go. It knows it's a code. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Scan it. It's like distorted or something. No, no, it's not. It's not. It's not fucking distorted.

Scan a code. It's not working. Scan the fucking code. It's not working. What do you want me to do? Here, scan it. You don't even have it on the screen anymore. It's covered up by the fucking logo now.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. How do I get the other version of this up? Fuck! Do that. Here, scan it here. Just one shot of you. Scan it, okay. Scan it.

Scan that code, man. Come on. You're holding up the show. I can't scan it, dude. Scan the fucking code! It's all fucked up. It doesn't understand. Okay, I got it.

What does it say? Fatshame. Fatshame.org. You're still fat. All right, I got it. Because you're fat. That was really worth the effort. You nailed it.

You got it. You nailed me. You nailed me in the wall. I feel like there could be more to it than that. I feel like there could be more going on. I feel like you can be a little more clever. Countdown strikes again. Biggest problem in the...

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ass feels from Cain and from rocket launches with no appeal to Frogtony coping about plea deals from Nido How's that? The plea deal thing was interesting. Oh wait, was that last week

that we did Frog, I forgot. That was last week because we did a bonus episode yesterday. We talked a little bit about a... Yeah, we on the bonus episode we talked a little bit about Frog Tony if people want to hear that. We talked a lot, a lot of secret stuff.

Vito was revealing all behind the scenes stuff. There's so much secret stuff going on. We did a bonus episode talking about Invincible. There's a good amount of Frog Tony discussion. The Frog Tony drama continues onward, even though I've, I don't know. It feels like the kind of thing that he could just stop at any point. What do I fucking know? Why would you do that though?

Dude, every time I get on Twitter, and I'm not saying stop sending me this, because please keep sending me this. But I get like a million DMs for people going, hey, did you hear what Frog Tony said about you right now? Oh, Liam's going to you and Dick right now. I'm like, I don't know anything about any of these people or what the fuck's going on. And then I'm going to like turn on a stream. There's some guy in Australia I barely know being like, oh, that Vito's a bad guy.

We got to stop Vito and his cohort dick. And they're trying to stop me from making comic books. I am trying to stop him. What the fuck? I'm calling the paper factory. Don't send this guy any paper. Or whatever. That's it.

Don't send them any papers. There's no comics for this guy. I never know how to explain to people. People always think I'm like dialed in to what's going on. And I think that's why a lot of these guys go crazy as they go, oh, Vito's watching all these streams. He's like plotting against me. I'm like, I don't know who you are.

That was the thing with Tony, where Tony's like, how can you go on Cynic show? I can't believe you're going on Cynic show. Don't you know what Cynic did to me? And you know what my response to him was? I went, which one's Cynic? I don't fucking know who show him going on? Did Cynic do that to Frog Tony's teeth?

I see people stream. Cynic to sat him down on Halloween, and he carved a Halloween mouth on Frog Tony's mouth. And he made his teeth like that. Dude. Like a jack-o-old. Yeah, I guess that's what Cynic did. That's why he's so mad. Cynic has a pumpkin.

And he carves it, and that's what happens to your face at home. Yeah. All these guys think of what I'm like plotting against him. I'm like, I can't keep track of which guy's, which guy, man. Man, I just see his streams going on and they're talking shit about fucking Liam or whatever. I'm like, that thing he did was kind of fun. Cynic? Is he, I'll ask for the link.

I don't know who you're talking about. I still don't really know which one Cynic is. I go, I watch, they all got fucking cartoon pictures of different fucking, one of them is like a frog and one of them is a koala or whatever else. I can't keep track of who's what fucking cartoon animal. And they all named their people are real to me. They all named their YouTube channels like, um, uh, car repair. Like, hey, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm car repair. on YouTube.

Like, really? I'm Dr. Car Repair. I talk about comics. Oh, is that your name? Dr. Car Repair? No, my name is the Bodonka Dog. You can find my channel Car Repair. Like, no, I can't.

I could never, I'm never going to find your channel. No. I wish I could. The number of times I've been depersoned because I went on the wrong cartoon animals fucking stream and didn't realize they were having an argument with a different cartoon animal. I'm like, man, I can't keep track of you guys and what's going on and don't care. Come on.

Sure you do. You care. I care about those guys. I care when it's funny. When it's funny, I want to listen to it. You don't care about Frog Tony's erection on the bus? The Frogtony bus grilling. Come on.

Okay. I'm not going to lie. I spent the last week listening to breakdowns of Frog Tony on our show and going, I did miss some good jokes. Like, you were throwing a couple zingers in there that went like unmissed? Yeah. You ever watch a movie the second or third time? There's jokes.

You go, oh, that one went over my head. I totally missed that singer. That was a good one. The best one was, can I be on your show? Oh, no, but the super chatters, they don't want you on the show. Oh, then you're a rapist. Tony was so surprised by that for some reason. He's like, what do you mean?

He really seemed like, can you explain it to me? Can you explain it to me? Yeah. Does not frog putte. Does not frog putte. We talk about this on the bonus episode. but again, it's like going on to a... I was thinking about it again, it's like going on

a popular sitcom. You know, what if you went on... What is a beloved show? Nightcourt. You went on like... Yeah, you went on... Well, I don't know the names of the characters on Nightcourt. Dan.

Harry went on Nightcourt, and you talk shit to Dan immediately. Yeah. I said it was like going on cheers, and you immediately go to Norm and you call him a F-sler. And you go, that's how I'll endear myself to the audience. Tony always comes in hot. You gotta stop coming in hot. He should come in hotter.

He should have him back on when he has more time to figure out. He should be like the Don Rickles of comics. Hey, you hockey whore? Hey, he whore. So he got any whores in the audience? No, my wife's at home. Right? He's like the Don Rickles of comics.

Well, that's the other thing. His best defense is just going, well, she's a whore. She's a whore. And I go, something about hearing you call women a whore doesn't make. Yeah, but you love that whore. You're in love with that whore, though. Well, that's the other thing As I go, hey, that's Kelly Bear.

You can't say that about Kelly Bear. You want to smooch the whole and the stomach, though. Yeah, you know. That was the will they won't they of our times. Let me get. Anyway, watch the bonus episode for more. We get into the front.

Women in Pop Psychology was number one. Draft Dummies was number two. Cross-dressing Republicans was number three. Are we out of Iran? Do we not need a draft now? Trump did the master stroke of dealmaking. He negotiated a ceasefire. Do what Israel wanted until you're tired and then you leave.

No, he negotiated a ceasefire. You know, you Jews are asking a little too much. I'm going home. These Jews are annoying me. I'm out of here. It kind of seemed like what it was. It's just the Jews are going to like, you got to bomb that and you got to bomb that. You got to bomb that. You got to bomb that. You got to shoot those bombs out of the air.

You got to bomb those bombs. Buddy, come on, guy. We're in the basement guy. Come on, guy. I already bombed that thing for you. Well, now you got to bomb this thing. Now you got bomb this thing. You got to bomb this thing. You got to bomb this thing next. You got a bomb tricking next. You got a bomb Ticket next. You got to bomb this guy next. You got to dig up the graves of these people and bomb them. All right. It does kind of seem like he got tricked into. They're like, well, you're only going to have you bomb one or two things, guys. You got to bomb everything, guy.

Come on, buddy. You know, we could just do it ourselves, guy. We could bomb whatever we were, guy. It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. It's just a couple of bombs, guy. Come on, guy. You should bomb a couple more things.

He should buy a couple of them. We got you $300 million, guy. Come on, buddy. You should bomb the school. Why not? You just do it. They're hiding bombs in there, man. You don't want to use too many bombs to bomb the bombs, right?

Bombing bombs, gay. Yeah. Yeah. So I think he just got tired of it. bombing stuff for Israel and he said, all right, I'm done. This is boring. Yeah. I'm going home.

Boring rocket launches was four and then landscape screenshots is the last one, which continued to be devil meme. Erb Beta Patch says Vito's not allowed to buy any more cardboard pop culture trash until he goes on

financial audit. Explain to Caleb why you bought pictures of invincible characters with fake signatures. on them. I too would like to know that. I didn't buy the signatures. The signatures were inside the packs. But you put them in... That is a triple signograph of Allen Omneman and Invincible. How could you put a price

on a signagraph? A laser signagraph. A laser sign. So it is lasered. No, I don't think so. I think they just put the word laser. If it was lazered, it would almost be better. But I don't think it is. Mystic Marbles says jokes on you. I was just pretending to like her and obsessively texting her for months. Yeah, jokes on us.

Jetbat says Dick likes the moon missions because of all the countdowns. Yes, that's true. Three, two, one. It's not enough countdown. We're going to have to scrub the launch. We're going to do another countdown. T minus two hours until the real countdown begins. That's what people like.

Aster Meryl says. Countdown likes a countdown. It was funny hearing Frog Tony crash out. It would have been nice if that other idiot wasn't there talking over it and interrupting. Tony, embarrassing himself with the unfunny interjections. I mean... There was a lot of criticism of Seneca. Come on.

I will say, he did step on one of my best setups at one point. I was like, Seneca, do the comedy here. Well, when I said, Tony, America's got a big question or whatever else. And I was setting up Miami allowed on the Frog Tony, so... Mm-hmm. You know, whatever. It's not a big deal. I thought Cynic was fine.

And obviously we needed him there because he was the one who was pissing off Tony and kind of provide. I think him being there, you know, added to the, it was a bit of fire. It was the whole fucking point. To combatants. Ashton Merrill, you idiot. Cellular peptide case. Here's what I was going to suggest is I feel like me and you as arbiters of internet blood

sports. We should, we did a pretty good job, I think, getting to the heart of the problem. Oh, yeah. What was that? I feel like, well, I'm just, you know, kind of like probing questions, understanding the situation, you know, trying to find a middle ground. I think there's like a, well, I'm saying if there's ever another, you know, situation where two known internet personalities are fighting, maybe we should offer mediation services here on this show. Go, listen, you guys want to hash it out, you go on biggest problem. Dick and Vito are arbiters of the truth.

They'll cut through the bullshit. Okay, that would be good. And get the answers America wants. So, guys, if you know of any ongoing internet drama in any sphere. I mean, I'm seeing some going on. Well, yeah, if I see one, I'll try to reach out and get them on here. I'm saying if anybody else sees one, feel free to let me know. I can always reach out and try to get them on.

Cellular peptide cake says, Vito somehow comes off more unbearable than Frog Tony with his Mr. Fake Guy Radio pro voice and line of questions. I just, that was coincidentally. I hate say it, but I think that people are upset by me doing that. Do not understand what I'm doing, which is getting to the heart of it. You got to have a pretty high-art of it. We were good cop, bad cop, and come on.

That was classic good-cop bad cop. I go, now, Tony, of course, didn't mean anything by it. And you go, he's guilty. Nail him to the wall. And that's how you get to the truth. You need a little love. You need a little stick, a little carrot. Man, he says, by the way, Dick, Vito tried to suck up to Mr. Beast on PCA.

He did shoot his shot and his shot was fallatio. That is not what happened. Manny Muskets did not pay attention to the episode. I don't think this is Manny Muskis. This is just a manny. Just because he's black doesn't mean he's Manny muskets. Is he black? I assume so.

His name's Mani. All right. It's a me, Yoshio. Hey, Vito, the colors look better. Thank you. Love Rockets and Bull. I agree. Wow, they did everything in their power not to address anything substantial in this episode.

from Vito starting this show in Blackface to Dick bringing in collars out of nowhere Pretty good episode overall I was able to finish this time Great, you were able to come to your podcast Congratulations We didn't address anything substantial I didn't know he was talking about with that

Like Yeah We talked about Iran We talked about races Trillo Doug won Fucking employee of the month Yeah That's all you need to know

Your employee of the ear What the hell my thing didn't print Um Oh Great Print it again Like just another guy says

How can two Flirting people in private Not gonna be Crizzly as fuck Why was Dailish still? We're gonna get J.F. Careppy to come on here You gonna get J.F. Careppy to come on your show? I don't know, maybe

I haven't thought about it. Don't you have that guy's contact? Do you have Grepe? Yeah, of course. Send him a message You tell him I want a live breakdown of Why I've Rock Tony is done wrong by this horrible

fucking Jesuit. It's kind of like trying to force a moment. Like I get it. You know, Frog Tony, all right. He's... I get it. You're doing like... You're right.

I'm the worst. The JFG grabbed me to the whole fucking thread. It's interesting. Yes, okay. I understand we can't stretch it out forever, but everybody else is stretching it out forever. What the fuck do you want? Well, I don't know.

I don't do that. Forever. Is that? I tried to get away from it, and then all week long I got people messaging me about who's doing what and who's fighting with who. They suck you in. They suck you in. Why was Daelish still hangs around Tony's group chats and YouTube chat for two weeks after the alleged essay happened? What's an essay?

See, those are the kind of questions America's asking. Why does Daish still have Tony's keepsakes for a year and a half before burning the frog onesies on a live stream? It's so odd that a keepsakes. Now that's, that's victim. I feel like we got an entire Netflix mini series here. Like Reindeer? Like Reindeer games? What was that?

Yeah, exactly. Little reindeer? I know what you're talking about. Yeah, Little reindeer. That's what it was it? What was it? Randier. I don't fucking know.

Rindeer mouth. The gay guy that did ecstasy and fucked that guy trying to get famous and then there was a fat woman too. Little reindeer. Yeah, that one. Little reindeer. Except it's little frog deer. Okay, I'm not going to, if we did an entire, maybe there's not enough stuff there for a mini-series, but I don't know. It's the whole idea that like one, one incident spirals out of control.

Did the pizza box touch your ass or not? You know? And it's like a, it's a, what's the, is it Rochambeau or what's the fucking samurai movie where everybody's got Rashaman? He liked Rajamon. That's not how I remember it. You know, everybody's got a different interpretation of what went down on that face. faithful day. Did the pizza box three times

grabbed Dalish's ass? And what events spiral out from that epicenter of a narrative device? That's true. Why does... Oh yeah, after a year. It's so odd that a victim

would keep the keepsakes of their assactor for over 18 months. 18 months. I wonder if this person has autism. Fascinating. Tony flirting in DMs is somehow not Okay. But somehow they ignore the fact that Daelish was also sending nude elf cosplay and asking for Tony's dick pick and DMs? I'm lost here from the cognitive dissonance. Isn't her job to send nude elf cosplay and ask for dick pics and DMs? Like, isn't that how she was making her bread at the time? So this doctor is allowed to grab my stick his finger up my ass? But if I go and start sticking my finger up anyone's ass, it's not okay? the hypocrisy.

I don't understand why only the strippers are allowed on stage. Everyone should be allowed to dance. This is bullshit. I should be allowed to take off my pants to the strip club. So I'm shitting out in the street and now all of a sudden everyone's upset? How's it not cringe? If she's allowed

to get naked on the stage, I don't understand why I can't climb up there and take my pants off and swing my dick around. My wife had a baby inside her. So it's weird that I have a baby inside me? Okay. I swear that I Sense much. Make sense much.

Yeah. Good logic. I think that's it. All right. Cod Fingler says if the pizza box didn't hit, you must have quit. There you go. Lots of frock-tony stuff. Somebody's accusing me in the chat of defending the quartering, which can't be true because I don't understand what's going on with the quartering right now.

That's my problem. What's going on with the quartering right now? Is that what you're doing? Okay. No, I don't know what's going on. Why don't you just do your problem first? Internet Mafia. the internet mafia dons, the quartering.

I barely have a bear understanding. With something about his wife? I don't know. I don't really know either. The Kino Casino was making fun of this, I guess the quartering, maybe there's a guy living with them and they're saying that he's like a bull. So they're saying that he, that the guy fuck. Like, I mean, if you have a guy who's known for like cucking other.

guys living in your house, then yeah, people are going to say that your wife can fuck. Is it a guy who's known for cucking other guys? Wait, is that what happened? I don't know. Ordinarily, I would say the Kino Casino's lying, but the quartering melted down about it and keeps saying, my wife, my wife is not the issue. My wife is not the issue here, dude. He keeps, he spent a week, he spent a week threatening to take people's YouTube's accounts down and, like, ban people's channels. He's going to get a Kino Casino ban on YouTube. He's going to, like, ban them from coffee. Report them for ban evasion.

You're never going to drink a cup of coffee in this town again. You know, he's like doing, he threatened. If you need a gay coffee, every gay coffee roaster I work with is going to know what you did here to think. And you're never going to work with them again. So you want my bowl to come over and fuck your wife, huh? You come to this the day of my wife, of my cucketing, asking me for my bowl to fuck your wife. The godfather would be a different. different movie if you just had a guy in the corner who fucks his wife. It wasn't a hit, man. He just had the

quartering's bull. It was, that was fucking his wife and he would send the bull over to fuck your wife. That was the, that was the mafia that he was doing. Someone's saying Kino Casino is saying Vito is defending the quartering. How is that possible? You know what? You should get really upset by if I know anything about the Keno Casino and the quartering, you should instantly get upset about what they're saying. I'm not upset. I don't even know what the fuck's going on. How the fuck am I a part of this at all? I have nothing to deal with... How do I ever get dragged into these situations?

Because they know you'll flip out! I heard something's going on at the quartering. Yeah, and Fido's on his side, and he's helping cuck him and whatever. I don't even fucking know what's going on. God damn it. I probably didn't save the right one. I probably are lying... All right, what's the name of the quarterings cut?

Hold on. They're the bull. The quartering cuckold bull. This is probably a bad thing to look up. The quartering's like... He's like the most, he's like the horniest guy on the internet. You know? He's like oozing, he's like, oozing letcherousness every time he's on stream with Melanie Mac or any time he's like talking about women is just pouring out of him. Like, like, like, venom.

He's like, ah, we like, he's like, oh, we must, we must have it. We must have it. He's staring at her like, like, Smigel. I hate to give Kino Casino credit, but I'm, uh, why? I'm looking at a gif of PPP and he's got a, he's got a triangle. So whenever they got like, oh, he's been concted. He's got the da-da-da-da-l-l-l-da-l-da-l-l-d I'm like, ah, fuck, that is good radio.

I wish I had a triangle now. God, that's really good. And they're going, oh, did a little-l-l-l-h. Like, that's some classic drive-time radio. We need the horns and the sirens and shit. This is what he said to Brittany. I got to get a sound I gotta get a sound board

All right PPP well played with the triangle That's pretty good Those guys are pros Those guys are pros They are pros They are pros They are pros They are pros

They are pros That little thing out of the way Well I'm trying to find out So this guy's just living in their house And what he has a history Of being a bull I mean if that's true I have no fucking idea

I just know this is This is what I know it from This was the week Of quartering threatening to get people's channel struck, communicate with him privately, use his connections.

He said he had a five-year deal with Rumble. He said he was making friends with the kick CEO, like pretending to buddy up with him to get the keynote casino. That's always been the fucking gayest thing about the quartering is just like insane obsession with finding

a tech CEO to be his daddy. Like remember when he was begging Elon Musk for a job? And you're like, dude, just stop. Oh, God, that was bad. It was so fucking weird. His need to pretend that he's like an entrepreneur. It's so bad. Yeah.

We're all doing this together. So Brittany Venty said, you're trying to de-platform Kino Casino for laughing about your wife's pizza and sky bowls. But you openly lust after other women. I just saw a disturbing clip of you saying you want to have babies with me. It makes zero sense. Seems like you're just anti-free speech now. Quartering says, I never flagged anything.

I showed proof. And of course you could have asked me directly since we've not. known each other for years. See how he's always got this like, you know, you could come talk to me privately. But I guess this is one way to go about it. And then she says, I don't want to talk to you in private. Jeremy, I saw everything. You said you're going to take them down and flex

your connections in Null's DMs to do. So after your proof, I don't have DMs with you after what happened with Nulls recently. It's very dishonest. You are anti-free speech. And then this is, quartering. I hope this was worth it. Like, what is he? What do you mean?

What is he at? What are you implying? Dude, he's like a bad Mafia Don. He really is trying to be, well, I hope, I hope this was worth it. I hope you played your cards well. And it's like, well, what am I going to lose access to? What am you going to, yeah, what am I going to lose? What do you mean I hope worth what?

What do I stand to gain from you? I hope this was worth it. When this, when it happens, and it will happen. Just ask yourself. I'm deactivating your coffee, brand coffee, discount code or whatever this fucking copy. Deactivating all your shirts. So they will

not work anymore. That's what I would do. There are a lot of these YouTube guys who are always like trying to pull rank and don't understand that it's like They're crazy. You don't really have any Yeah, you don't have any sort of. Dude, it is

it is really weird that they're always like Okay, here's what it is that they think First of all, you're dealing with a very stupid subset of It's a subset of people who think the fact that they're able to get views is indicative of actual human worth and intelligence. It's like, well, I get a lot of views. That must mean I'm very smart. No, no, no, no, no.

Like, you can get views by being incredibly dumb. Some of the dumbest people in the world get millions upon millions of views by being retarded. There's like a cat playing a piano. Like a dog humping a balloon. That's the shadowversity effect. Shad adversity is a guy who goes, well, obviously. I'm a genius because I built a YouTube channel where people watch me play with swords and you go

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, people just want to watch a retard play with swords. It doesn't mean you're a special once-in-a-lifetime talent that now you can make AI art of your wife and you're also a genius artist, creator, whatever. Like, you're still retarded. You're good at a thing.

Okay, here's the other one. Here's the guy who it started. This is his message to null, I guess. Corring goes, yeah, it's never been... Why is quartering messaging no? What is he's trying to... Because he's trying to, like, he's trying to, he's trying to threaten. No, he's trying to threaten people in a way that somebody close to them will reach out to them and say, you guys better knock it off. It's the quartering.

It's the quartering. Yeah. You know, it's not just quartering. It's the, the quartering. Like the countdown. Like the count. He's a very serious man. He's basically the dawn of the internet.

Must be countdown. He's got his own coffee. Women. Melanie Mac, maybe sucked his dick. You know, he's a very powerful guy. So you better knock it off. He's trying to like threaten other people so it gets like by, you know, osmosis. Yeah.

By the transitive property. Someone mentioned the quartering isn't with Eric July, so he's got black, you know, associates that he can call on. You know, and I forgot about that. He did say whatever you need, Eric, when Eric was talking about suing us. That's right. That's a good point. Thanks for reminding me. Yeah.

Well, then he can, now he's going to call in that favor because he offered his, you know, his. He's going to send Eric's dance troop over to them. Whatever you need. Okay, but that's the other thing is, you know, he always speaks to these vagaries. Yeah. Whatever you need. Whatever you need. I need $10 million to sue Dick and Vito. Well, not that.

I want you to go kill them. I just wanted, like, the implication that I killed them. I'm not actually going to. Remember that part in the Godfather where you can ask for a favor on his daughter's wedding? He always goes, ah, man, that's, uh. That's the court. While his wife's getting fucked by another guy, there's a line of guys around his house

that want to come in and see him, because that's like his version of the godfather. Get it? Come to me for a favor. On the day a man is plowing my wife with his big black penis. Hey, what it be? What it be, quoting?

It's the quartering. It's the quartering. It's the quartering. And his wife's like, ah, ha, ha, ha. Uh, what did he said a no? What would it be, uh, you know, these guys, okay. Um, what's going on?

Yeah, it's never been an issue until people started spamming my wife. They always, it's also fucked because anybody on the internet, anybody in their net knows whoever you bring up as like the victim of something is just going to get worse for them. Like it's not, it's like taking the, taking, it's taking the, uh, they didn't like, um, consensitized. And effect. You don't go, hey, hey, leave my life wife alone. That just makes people go harder.

I literally don't care that they make fun of me. Okay. Everyone cares that they're getting made fun of. Everyone in the whole world. Everyone. Especially the quartering. Especially the fatter and gayer they are. Yeah.

Like her family. Like her family has seen this shit. Unofficial truce. They delete the videos attacking our marriage. I never mention them again. The more they do it. the more I want to flex my connections to bury them. Flex my connections.

Oh, that was his big thing. It's the bull community, man. The bull community is very powerful. These bulls will call each other up. You know, personal trainers, tennis coaches, yachtsmen, and they'll be there. They're there to die for the other bulls. I will admit he had the ultimate YouTube flex where he said,

do you guys know I have a guy at YouTube who isn't Indian who talks to me? And I said, shit, that is pretty high up if you got a white guy talking to you instead of some random Indian guy. I am a little bit scared now. He goes, I got a white guy who responds to my YouTube messages. So they're in for a real bit of hurt. This is a one-time offer. I go to John Smith and they're done. This is a one-time offer.

They can meme on anyone else they want. It's a one-time offer. I don't care. Like, why did you think this would work? What is null like the broker of bad guys? Is null like the fucking bosh of the internet? You go to them. You go to them.

I got a message for them. Yeah, it's literally, okay, so the quartering is like fucking insane. Because I didn't see this message. You didn't see this one? The quartering went to null and he said, no, you tell them. I think this is real. You back off my wife. You back off my wife.

You're in a full world to hurt, buddy. My wife's already sore. Yeah. My wife's off limits. My wife's off limits. This is a one-time offer. You got a fat guy with a triangle calling you a cuckold. You're like just, you can't, you think that guy's going to go, oh, well, he's saying he's going

to get YouTube involved. I better put the triangle down. I better put this. I better wipe off this pumpkin paint and the triangle. They can meme on anyone else they want. I don't care if they meme on my friend who apparently has a questionable past. What the hell? why do you put friend in quotes?

But this is an exploding offer. If they want to go to war, I will win. What the fuck war? Are you talking about, dude? Here's why I'm also confused. The war of who is the most gay? You win. You're right.

You won. Ding, ding, ding. I don't know, man. Kino Casino at one point did an entire episode on me. You know what I did? I just went, ah, that's kind of funny. Those guys are goofs. They did that classic thing.

Like, I think that great thing where, yeah, remember the one where they found a clip on here where I was talking about generating like AI, like fucking, remember I generated like an AI anime girl

and you were saying it was Lolly or whatever we were fighting about it. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then they did this thing where I said, well, if anybody wants to generate their own stuff,

go to Bing.com and you can generate as much AI fucking, you know, anime shit as you want. And they censored me saying Bing. dot com. They bleeped it out.

And Andy Worski went, listen, Vito's trying to share some like degenerate lollicom website. So we had to bleep that out. And I said, fucking well played

Kino Casino. That's pretty, yeah. I mean, it's a Conan bit. I couldn't, I couldn't leave the URL in because that's like some

some CSAM type shit. I was fucking said Bing. Is it Man Show or Jimmy Kimmel? Who did that? Who's, started doing. Jimmy Kimmel, I think.

I think it was his old radio that he would call on the radio. And dude, his whole audience is what I can't believe that on biggest problem

Vito gives away links to Lolliccon websites and I'm like, you fuckers, you motherfuckers. I got to get a triangle. I don't, I don't care if they

meme on my friend, but this is an exploding offer. If they want to go to war, I will win. I assume all of these messages will be public. But I like Andy.

Just get rid of the videos, claiming I let some... Whoa! Claiming I let some F-A I can't even spell it. F-A... Oh my God.

Fagina. Fuck my wife. Wait, is he calling his friend? In F-A-I-S-A-Lah? That's horrible. Listen, I only let the straightest of guys fuck my wife. I would never let some gay guy

fuck my wife. That. Slander. How could you say Such a horrible thing? He must... You know that episode of I think you should leave where that guy's all horny?

Honk if you're horny? The guy... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that guy. Connor O'Malley. Conner O'Malley, where he's really horny and he follows him around. That guy reminds me of every time I see quartering around... You do have magazines! Yeah, every time I see quartering on a stream with a woman. That's what I think of. That guy.

It's like, oh! Isn't this protest too much situation where normally, again, fucking Kino Casino goes, Vito's generating AI Lolli Khan pornography. And I go, ah, it's funny, you fucking goofs. And also, the quartering is being railed by a big masculine bull. You guys need to take that down. Because my wife, that's my wife, man. That's my wife.

That's my wife. Isn't that a situation where you go? so my wife could be made fun of by a fat Canadian and his retarded sidekick, buddy? I think that's one of those situations you just go, oh, you guys, you guys, you goofs, you crazy goofs. Going to null and going, you need to tell them I have a message. There's the talk about my wife. Your accents are all over the place. I know.

I just like, I want to keep trying them. 10,000 a month on YouTube and I move on. But they continue to spread disgusting lies about my family. Does family mean wife and bull? He doesn't have kids. What the fuck family's wife and bull? Right? I think he's definitely got a bull.

What's family mean then? Him and his wife and his wife? When I say family, I mean my wife and my son. Yeah. If I didn't have a child and I said family, I would just say me and my wife. I would say my girlfriend. Maybe the quartering is, what do you call it? You know, he's barren.

What do you call when a man can't? Gay. And fertile. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe he needs someone to fertilize his wife's egg, so he can make a family, you know? And they... It's a very noble thing that's going on.

And they continue to make $10,000 a month on YouTube and I move on. But they continue to spread disgusting lies about my family. And I have no choice but to react. He's going to spit... How is Kino Kisino making $10,000 on YouTube? I thought they only have a clip channel. Because the world is full of retards. And for some reason, they...

Spurge out when Kino Kino Casino makes fun of them. Yeah. I don't... Wow, their clips do get a lot of views. They're not getting 10. They're not making 10,000, though. Because they hit a, they hit a generational run of meltdowns from Ralph, Ricketa,

IDdubs, Idubs was the W. Yeah. Yeah. What is it about these guys? I don't know why me and you, again, they've gone at us, and I think both of us have been like, you scamps. busy melting down about Riley. To listen to them.

This is win-win. I can burn it all down. I have five years guaranteed salary at Rumble. What does that mean? Five years guaranteed. Wait, he can burn it all down. He's going to burn his own thing down? Are they on Ruh? Is he going to get him kicked off? Okay, so what I saw was him say, I'm going to

get you kicked off YouTube. And I said, well, he probably could do that because I think they are ban-evating, but whatever. No, that, why? Why would he, they give them these idiots at YouTube, think that YouTube cares at them because they pay some schmuck like $80,000 a year to

treat them like they're a celebrity. They just don't make YouTube that much money. They're all replaceable. They don't have any power. None of them. Not a single one of them. Oh, so, okay. Real quick. And here is them talking about his bowl. Like, this is when you know you got to

quit. Let me just read this. If they balk, that's not on you and I still support Qie Farms. Broker the ceasefire and everyone wins, loll. That's it. There you go. That's my problem. I just wanted to show this image, basically.

Okay. This is who you're arguing with saying, stop talking about my wife. Is one guy dressed as a giant carrot and the other guy dressed as the fucking East of me. That's weird. Yeah. And you go,

like gay ghost with big ears and a giant carrot. You're making fun of your wife. Yeah, I think you got to go, I'm getting goofed on. I'm getting goofed on by a carrot and an Easter bunny. And a gay ghost. I don't think you're going to win that situation. I don't even need to hear what they're saying to go, I think I'm on the side of the Easter bunny.

You know, I think what I've learned from life is, I take the side of the Easter bunny in most things. All right. That's it. That's my problem. Well, I've learned nothing today other than the quartering is insane and believes he is a member of an elite YouTube mafia that, well, you've, uh, you'll see. You'll see. It's one of those you'll see type situations. You know, what will I see? I want to know what I'll see. I hope this is

worth it. Oh, man. Wow. What are you talking about? Why are you threatening, uh, why are you threatening Britney Venti of all people? All right. Here's my problem, which is not nearly as exciting as yours, Dick is, uh, well, you probably don't experience this now. You're probably on a normal schedule. Well, don't know. Are you up late nights? Yeah. I'm up all night. Yeah. Well, you're up all night, but you got to be home. Like, you can't, like, go out. You know, you're trapped. Yeah. I'm home. Yeah. My thing is I'm up late and I'm like, man, it's Los Angeles. It's a big city. There's all these people. Surely there must be something going on. Yeah. And there's not. And that's my problem, Dick. I don't know about that. There's nothing going on like a Tuesday? Yeah. Any night. Any night.

COVID ruined. Nothing's open late. Well, what do you want? Like a coffee store? I want the 24-hour Walmart bag. I want the Walmart bag. Do you remember the 24-hour Walmart? Do you remember how great that was? Do they not have those anymore? No, not at all. They got completely rid of them. All of them? COVID. Yes, all of them. I don't think there's one left in the, maybe there's someone in the middle of the fucking country somewhere. Yeah. It was the perfect. I can't sleep. It's 2 a.m. What am I going to do? Walmart? Fuck it. I'll go to the Walmart. And it was the greatest, it was the greatest late night adventure because there's nobody around. It's like you got a whole Walmart to yourself. Oh yeah. To just walk around, fuck around. Look at all this shit. You know, go on a little adventure.

Sure. Yeah. It was a ton of fun. You would buy and you would get stuff that you needed for your house that You didn't even think about because you're like, well, what else are we going to do? It's 2 a.m. I'm walking around to fucking Walmart, grabbing shit off the shelf. Actually, today I saw a Chinese guy who was mad at a Muslim lady in the Walmart. Did you see that post? Wait, in Walmart, you saw that? We're on the internet. Yeah, this is a little bonus problem.

There's guys who aren't American thinking they have to defend America. He's like a Chinese guy. He went, I saw a Muslim lady and she was letting a kid eat an apple before paying for it. I'm like, well, she could pay for it at the end. And he's like, I don't know, but this is destroying America. And I'm like, let the kid he didn't have a little. She definitely wasn't going to pay for it. No, that's awesome.

Who cares if he pay for an apple at the Walmart? Because it's a woman. Just yell at her. They need to be yelled at all the time by everyone. Or else society collapses. What happened was we had co-we used to have the 24-hour Walmart. It was a great time. Everybody was just, you know, that's where all your, your skeezoid drug dealer friends were

hanging out in the middle. in a night. You had to go to the Walmart. Yeah, it was a real event. I had a lot of late night. Fucking Walmart. Why don't you just go to the park or it's like a parking lot somewhere? In the middle of the night and then I got a bunch of skezoids and, you know, they're all pissing on each other, sleeping in the park.

Yeah. I had a good time at the Walmart. I didn't really think of them through. Yeah, I would buy, I would buy stuff. I would buy a, like a DVD. All sorts of things. I used to Walmart used to be kind of fun

Do you remember Okay well I guess Maybe it wasn't the same for you I remember when my town first got a Walmart It was like kind of a big deal You're like oh wow They got all this fucking stuff It was like exciting

To see all the stuff To walk around Be like oh my God There's so much crap And the bargains and the fun Yeah Okay Yeah

I want to make a video game You want to veto's ideas Yeah I think I had a dream I had a dream Okay About Walmart What was it?

What was it? It was uh I was in the back I was in the back of Walmart And there was a giant pit And I said What's that? He's throwing money into it

No just like a big hole in the ground Okay Just a giant hole in the ground Like the sarlah Like a giant vagina Yeah when you Kind of yeah Like a little bit smaller

Than the sarlake Okay Like you walk in the back of Walmart And there's just a big hole And I said What's that And they said

oh in the back of every Walmart there's just a pit of despair pit in the ground yeah exactly yeah that it's just a pit that goes to hell didn't they have some kind of thing in the back of the Walmart they had if you smash a mirror in the back of Walmart it causes the Walmart to a fucking collapse inward on itself which I always thought was hilarious because I always said

why is there a mirror in the back of every Walmart against the wall I think they're kind of I think if you go in the back of the Walmart like next to like the fire extinguisher There's like a mirror for some reason. What? That was real? I thought that was a metaphor. I don't know.

But I remember being like, I feel like that's a real thing. I feel like there is a mirror back there. There's a mirror in the back of every Walmart? That can't be true. Anyway, so I had a dream that every Walmart is built over a pit to hell. Okay. And then I said, and then I woke up and I said, fuck, that would be the best video game ever.

Is if you're in charge of a super store that's like, you know, on its last legs. and the only way you can keep it going is you've got to keep venturing into hell to get like new items and like shit you can say like oh man all the plants in the uh what do you call it the plant department are dying the fucking nature

what is that department called it's not called the garden department the garden department all the plants in the garden department are dying and they go well in hell there's a special manure made from the feces of the dammed that will cause your plants to grow tenfold so then you got to go on a mission into the pit

to get the magic manure to save the garden department. It's like Hades, but you run a Walmart. I didn't play Hades. Is that what Hades is? Basically, yeah. Yeah, well, you come back up. And then every once in a while, like you catch like a shoplifter, like a punk kid. He's like, what are you going to do about it, man? You could either choose to like let him go or sacrifice him to the pit.

Okay. You know, and then you can feed the pit. And if you feed the pit, it gets bigger and new levels unlock. Hades. I really got. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, well, okay. Well, Haiti. So it should be a 3D dungeon crawlers, which. you're saying. It could be a Diablo-style game. It's just called There's a Pit to Hell in the back of the Walmart. That's the name of the game. And you go into the pet. Why do you make that with like Claude or something? Why don't you just make it? I want to try. I've been trying to use Claude. Can you tell me how to use Claude correctly? Because every time I use it, it just says fucking argument out of bounds. And then I go, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Where are you using it? Zapier? Is Zapier where I'm supposed to use it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What is, what am I supposed to use it? Zapier? You're using fucking Zapier for Claude? Why? I was trying to, because I'm trying to make a Twitter bot, and I don't know how to make a Twitter bot. And this thing Twitter's got an API now, don't they?

Well, help me make a Twitter bot. I got a perfect Twitter account. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, well, don't help. Stuff to do. Why don't you download a fuck? Because I don't even know how how to do that. How do I do that? Oh, Vito, Vito.

This thing has integrations. It's got integrations built in. $20 a month. Zapier's fucking sucks. What do you just integrate in nuts? Have you seen my cat Twitter account? No, no, no, no, no. I haven't seen that shit.

I got a Twitter account. I have the best Twitter handle, Dick. Do you know what my Twitter handle is? Fat cat. It's at the cats of X. The Cats of X. Wow. So it's all the cats on X.

I also have the dogs of it. When they changed the name to X, I registered a couple of usernames. So I think I also have the dogs of X. Wow. You haven't done anything with that? I don't know what to... Well, because then I got to post fucking cat thing. So I thought I would set up a cat thing to post cat stuff every hour.

But every time I try to do it... You don't have clodbought either, do you? No, I don't have fucking anything, but I have the Cats of X, which is a fucking great username. Because you know what happens? Is every time I log into it, I have 100 ads going, hey, my cat died at the Cats of X. Can you help me spread the news of my dead cat? And I go, man, this account is not...

even a real count and people are tweeting at it. Man, so they made a machine that will create your ideas and all you have to do is talk to the machine about your ideas. I've been trying for the last couple of days. I'm trying to get it. I'm working on it.

I'm trying to work the machine. Hold on. Let me see if I can do this. Make a Twitter bot that takes pictures of cats and post them to Twitter like every hour. Create a demo, make a tunnel to it and send it to me when you're done. Okay, good Well, that's what I was trying to do

It stopped it Hold on Make a Twitter bot that posts Pictures of Cats Like every hour Make a demo of it Make a tunnel Through Cloudflare

And send it to me If you're done Thank you I rigged my clod up So you can text it And it will do I don't have it running on my computer obviously but

Well I'm saying If you go to the Cats of X You can see people are tweeting At the Cats of X And I only have like 300 followers Okay I could be the cat account on Twitter

if I could just figure out how to make this fucking Twitter bot work. If I could figure out how to use the machine. Okay, I got to the machine is holding me back. The machine is fucking me. All right, I'll install clod. Look, I've only been trying to, I've only been trying to do it. Because I was trying to manually do it, and then I said, I'm not going to manually post about

cats every hour. What am I going to do? I got to sit there. I got to download 100 cat videos. I got to give each one of them a funny fucking caption, and then just have it post one every hour. And then the money just rolls in. Give everyone a funny caption. Okay.

That's your problem. And also rewrite the caption. My problem is trying to... Rewrite the caption. Talking about Walmart would be more interesting than it is and then realizing it's not going anywhere. I mean, it's good. I guess I remember going to Walmart, but... Well, I was trying to figure out...

Okay, so my actual problem was I went to Wendy's. And I went to Wendy's. and I got a Dave's Double. Okay. All right? When's the last time you had a Dave's Double? I don't remember the last time I had fast food things?

Was it in the last six months? Or was it longer? Way longer. The Dave's Double was a perfect fast food burger. When it came to fast food burgers, you went... God, I wish you would make these videos. That's a great intro to a video. The Dave's Double was the perfect fast food burger.

What a perfect fast food burger. Until one day, and I... October of 2025. When the Wendy's Corporation announced, they would no longer be using whole leaf lettuce. Yeah. I go to get this fucking burger and I look and I go, why's it got fucking shredded lettuce on it? Like this dog shit, chopped up fucking dog shit lettuce on it. Wait, is this your second problem?

Because I had one to do. This was my original problem that I was trying to figure out and eventually landed on Walmart. My problem was going to be small changes that don't really match. Why don't you just do that for your second problem, then? That's fine. My problem is... I'm finishing this problem. My problem is small changes that don't really matter,

but just make your life a little bit worse. The Walmart one was better. It's so specific. Whatever. They're all dark. They're all dark. They're all dark. The Olympics raffles, my problem.

Did you get Olympics tickets? Oh, I didn't even realize that was a thing. You didn't enter into the raffle? Dude, you missed... That was a... scalper's dream. Shit. I really did fuck up.

Not that I think about it. Oh, I can't believe my wife entered herself and everybody she knew was entering it and you were sleeping on that. Is it over? Is it over? Is it over, man? Those tickets are gone. Those tickets are gone.

You know how much they were selling tickets for like, if you won the raffle, you had the opportunity to buy. You had the opportunity to buy like a shitty seats at like the second day of the equestrian event for like $8,000 a ticket. Does Santa Anita race track? I'm just going to pretend that I would have lost the raffle anyway. You probably won with your luck. It's very possible, actually.

Can you believe they would do that to us, like, rape us, like a raffle to be raped? Do you have to spend $8,000 for the ticket if you win? Is it full price? But then I guess you can theoretically scalp. I mean, what's full price? It's a once in a lifetime. event that is limited.

What's the full price of that? How much do you got? That's how much they're charging. I never understood the guys who are like, I gotta go to the Super Bowl. And I go, well, you can watch it on TV. Like, if you got tickets to the Super Bowl, you got to see a bunch of Mexicans

running around in a cornfield and you couldn't even fucking see the Mexicans. And you're like, what's the point of this? Everybody at home can see all the Mexicans. I just walking, I'm just watching the stocks of corn move around, you know? Yeah. And it's the same with this where I go, wouldn't I rather watch it on TV or it's got like close up?

I can see what's going on. Yeah. Why you missed out? You missed out. You're Mexican. You would know, right? Watching Mexicans run around in the corn? I don't know what you're talking about now.

I guess corn's kind of your guy's thing, right? You guys like corn. Yeah, we like the, we call it maize. We call it maize. You don't call it maize. You don't call it maize. When I go to the L.A. Fair, I have a maze dog. Have you ever been to a corn maze?

like an actual maze made out of corn? We call maize's labyrinths. So I was at a maze labyrinth. Yeah. I was in a maze labyrinth. Oh man, I miss a good corn maze. We used to,

we used to sneak into the local corn maze. What you're saying? Corn maze. At like 1 o'clock in the morning. Again, after we went to the 24-hour Walmart, we would sneak into the local corn maze, which is normally like $15 admission,

but it's one o'clock in the morning. He's sneaking to the corn maze with you. Come find you in the house? you in the corn maze. Yeah, me and my pals was sneaking to the corn maze. Because the cool thing is when nobody else is there, you can like rip off pieces of corn and just like whip them into the maze. You're fucking destroying

the corn maze. We were playing dive bomber, which is like you got to like be real sneaky and like listen and then you go okay, he's like one over and then whip a piece of corn really high in the air and hope it lands on his fucking head. And the loser gets corn chubbed up their ass. Right? Yeah.

Somebody's saying the corn boy's origin story. I'm going to corn boys and stay one. In Massachusetts. In New English. New England, we have corn. There's a big farming community in New England. Really? A lot of farms. With corn? Yeah, there's a lot of farms in New England.

We grow, well, the corn they might grow specifically for the maze. I don't know if that's a staple New England crop. Okay, the cat bot is done. I don't know what our... Yeah. Is it working? Yeah, it's working. I need to put an API key in, but yeah. So what do I download? What's the name? I just download Clot? I just tell it to make a fucking...

I don't know. You can have to figure it out, man. I don't really... God damn it. I could be making money posting cat pictures. I made $400 talking shit on Twitter on my regular account, and that's why I said, shit, I should really make that cat account a thing.

Because if I could just talk shit about fucking immigrants or whatever the fuck I was doing, I might as well post cat pictures. It was a panic. It was everybody who won... Everybody who won the Olympics was suddenly stuck in this, like, horrible position where they've got to buy... like $40,000 worth of tickets to women's wrestling

on like a Thursday at 8 in the morning like three years from now just for some reason. So is that how it works? They just randomly tell you these are the tickets you're allowed to purchase? Yeah, totally. And you can say no.

You don't have, you're not locked into buying those tickets if you don't want to go to that. You can say no, but then you're missing out, man. You won the raffle. Somebody's going to want those tickets. You got to sell them for big bucks. What are the big money events that you're trying to get at? Like running?

Track. Is that the big one? Track. Come on. You know that. You know what the event. So if you get a track ticket, you're in the money. Beer pong's a big one.

Then you're stocking it. The decathlon is a big one. Did you say beer pong? Oh, ping pong. I said beer pong, but ping pong is also a good one, a big one. I don't think they have beer pong at the Olympics. No, they do. They do.

They do. You know. Most popular Olympic event. I mean, are they going to have basketball? Basketball would be huge. You got to check out some basketball. You got to get the basketball. All right.

So I missed all the Olympics. What a shitty raffle that is to win. Oh, great. I won fucking wrestling. I run darts for $9,000. I get ticket anxiety, though, man. I get ticket anxiety because I don't understand how it works. Anytime I go to like a ticket master's site, I go, is this a trick?

Am I being tricked? Why do you think you're being tricked? I was trying to get, well, because isn't it like after it sells out, then it's like scalper, like am I paying scalper prices? How do I know if it's a scalper ticket or a regular ticket? There's no scalper tickets on ticket master. That's the whole point. Oh, so if it's a ticket master ticket, it's a real ticket.

It's never like another guy selling it. I thought it's regular guy selling out ticket mask. Ticket master is, it's there. It's definitely your ticket. Because I was trying to buy a ticket to the Tim Heidecker comedy thing. Oh, God. So you could throw tomatoes to come at him? So you could come on a tomato and throw about him.

What do you call it? Fucking Neil Hamburger was going to be there too. You like that fucking guy. I love Neil Hamburger. Love him. You love Neil Hamburger. Love him. But you don't watch On Cinema at the cinema, which drives me not.

I only like Neil Hamburger. I don't like the guy. You don't like the guy. You don't like Greg Turkington? No. I like Neil Hamburger. aka Dale the Icecred Dale the Baskin Robbins manager from Ant Man Nah, didn't care for it

Didn't care for it I love that guy I wanted Neil Hamburger as the Baskin Robbins manager Do you ever see the time Neil Hamburger was on Like Jimmy Kimmel And then he started doing material that I was like Oh you're never getting back on network television ever again Or he's like why

Yeah the red hot chili peppers And then like the punchline was like the guy from the red hot chili peppers as AIDS. Oh, yeah. Or crash their plane or something. I'm like, oh, my God, James. Because Anthony Keyes. Yeah, exactly. And I went, oh, man, they definitely said, dude, you weren't supposed to do. That was a bit.

That was the bit. They were doing that on purpose. That was back when Kimmel was still cool. I guess it was on, probably on, was that on network television? I was on network television. On network television, he said the guy from the red hot chili peppers has AIDS as his punchline of the joke.

Yeah. If you're ever wondering why we didn't get more Neal Hamburger Network TV appearances, that's probably why. Did you get any Olympic tickets or no? No, I want them so badly, but I'm really glad I didn't win because I would have bought them. You didn't get any?

You didn't get any? Do you make any, like, fake accounts? I would think this would be the kind of thing you can gamify. No, you can't. They spent all year, you know, making the system perfect. They used the rip-a-send guys. It's locked down tight. They use the ripaverse guys.

All right, that's my problem. What if you're a minority? If you're a minority to get a bonus tickets. In LA? Celebrate. Yeah, in LA. Nah, that didn't give you any bonus. No.

All right, here's my problem, Dick, is, I've been trying to find potential people, you know, to help with the projects I got, you know, looking for programmers, coders, whatever else. And you put out a posting. You go, hey, I'm looking for a guy. or like a guy who can, like, do video editing. You go, I need a video editing guy. And then you start getting these emails.

And the emails are impeccably written in a weird off-putting way where it goes, well, actually, I'm looking forward to helping you dynamically. I've worked on many, you know, exciting video projects before. And I have an extensive portfolio. And I go, oh, God, it's a fucking Indian guy with a fucking AI. And my problem is AI scammers. is about to become fucking horrific.

Now, I always said probably the worst thing we ever invented was spell check because before spell check you would get an email from a guy and you could tell right away

if the guy was retarded. Yeah. Yeah. That was the perfect idiot thing as you went, oh, it's a stupid person. So I shouldn't give them the job or I should treat them badly

or whatever else. Now if you get misspelled, you like you just totally ignore the spell checker and it's like you, You have to go out of your way to spell shit wrong. Yeah, you blazed through it. That's cool.

You didn't even give a shit. You saw the little red line and you said, don't even matter. This is how I spell it. Okay. Now we got everything I see, I go, oh, God, is it just AI? Is this a real guy? Am I about to get fucked? Did you see the guy who's talking to a white guy?

I forget what the white guy is trying to sell him or whatever. And he goes, oh, that's great. Yeah, you know, I would like some extended life insurance or whatever else. He goes, I just got one. quick question. Can you, and it's a video call, he goes, can you hold three fingers in front of your face? And the guy goes, well, I don't

know why you'd need me to hold three fingers in front of my face. He goes, just as a lark, just for fun. Could you just go like this? And then the guy on the call kind of looks around, he goes, he puts him like off to the side, like next to his head. He goes, yeah, not next to your head. I want you to put three fingers directly in front of your face.

And the guy goes, well, don't you think that's a little inappropriate? He goes, No, I don't think it's inappropriate. What do you mean it's inappropriate? Put three fingers in front of your fucking face. Yeah. And I went, fuck, man. Is that what, is that what every interaction is going to be like from now on? Is any time I talk to somebody? I got to be like, hey, I need you to real quick write your name down on a piece of paper, spin around three times and fucking do this. Yeah. Tell me, Kim Jong-Loon is fat and gay. Yeah. Yeah. Say, you know, my voice is my passport. Smoke a cigarette. Smoke a cigarette and tell me it. Smoke a cigarette. well that's the other thing is that uh i think people are encountering a lot of like north korean scammers and they're going yeah yeah just real quick say uh kim jang un sucks dicks in hell

they go well why would i say anything negative about kim jang un i would never i don't speak like that at the i you're breaking up there i didn't hear what you said look this is serious is uh if you got parents i assume you got boomer parents they're old and they're dumb real quick call them up and be like Hey, listen, some fucking guy in India can clone my voice and tell you I'm locked in Indian jail into send him $20,000. Like, you need to start setting shit up now with your boomer parents because the scams are about to get silly and fun. You know what I wanted to do? Make a cold calling robot or texter that texts boomers and talks them out of loving Israel so much.

because there's I really think it would I really think it would work I think if you made a call bot that calls boomers records the phone conversations and then relays the funniest parts for you to chop down into a super cut

you probably make billions of dollars of just being like hey why do you love Israel so much give us a breakdown that would be great I was going to say that some of the scams I go

Look, I'm a scammer at heart I'm always, I'm a guy, I remember back in the day One of the great things would be you would wait for a store You know how they would put out flyers that said like Yeah, this thing's on sale Sometimes the, and then you ever walk into a store And it would be like, hey actually on our flyer This was a mistake. It said the Xbox is $20

You're supposed to say $200. You know, they'll have it posted to the front of the store Be like we're not honoring that price. That was a mistake. Okay. But you would take that flyer to a different store that had price mashing at the time. You go, you guys price match Best Buy? And they go, yeah, and you go, okay, good.

Best Buy selling Xbox is for $20. Give me a $20 Xbox. And I would run that. You didn't do that. Shut the fuck up. All the time. All the time. I remember I had a girlfriend. I have a girl who still goes,

do you remember the time that you made me go to Best Buy with you and spend 20 minutes arguing with them about their price match policy? And I'm like, dude, they had $100 Xbox hard drives. I got one for 20 bucks. That's free money. That's eating for a week, baby. How are you eating?

Oh, you're selling it? You're reselling it? Yeah, you sell it. Well, because then you would wait a week. This was back when you could return stuff without receipts. Wait a way. You go back to the best buy. It's just that.

It's just theft. It's just stealing. Yeah, it's just theft. At that point, it's free money. Have you seen the one where people will get their door dash order? They'll take a picture of the food and then go to chat GPT and go, make this burger look raw inside. Oh, no.

And then they get it. going to DoorDash and they go, hey man, I got a problem. I ordered this burger. It's raw. And the DoorDash guy goes, oh my God, that is raw and gives them a fucking, you know, credit back on their account. I think they have to now. In California, they legally have to give you credit right away

or like your money back right away. Wait, based on what? They can't like question your account at all. I guess they could eventually ban you from DoorDash. Yeah, they could ban you, but they passed some kind of law that was like, you have to get a refund right away in California.

Okay. I've been looked at it, though. The other one I saw recently was, you'll order, like, a PSA graded card. What was you talking about trading cards? And then a guy, and this guy went way over the top. I'll try to find the picture later. But he basically said, hey, I ordered this PSA graded Charzard. And look, it came all smashed.

Look at the slab. And it's got, like, all these cracks and, like, the Charzards torn up in a million places. Yeah. And the guy goes, oh, my God, I must have packaged it wrong. I'm so sorry. And then people go, no, no, no, no. He just fucking fed it into the eye. He said, hey, can you make this Charzard look all fucked up or whatever?

Oh, yeah. Because then people go, yeah, that's cool. Send the Charzard back. And then he goes, well, I still want it. Maybe you could just give me a little bit of a discount or something. They go, no, just send it back. It's fine. And, you know, once I get it back.

So we're entering an era of horrific AI scams that, frankly, I think I'm going to get caught. I'm going to get caught. I'm going to get tripped up. I'm going to get fucked. You're going to get scammed because you're always looking to scam people. So they're going to go like, I have a scam for you. The first person to scam is another scammer. Okay.

Well, because I've fine-tuned my ability to avoid scams, but now I'm fucked. You know? Okay. Like, I'll go on Facebook Marketplace. At one point, a guy almost got me because he had all this cool video game shit. And it was like dirt cheap. And I don't know why I got like caught up in it. I'm like, wait, how much for that Dreamcast and all those games?

Like, $100? What are you going to do? Yeah. exactly free. And I'm like, wow, this is all great. You know, he goes, yeah, just send me the money through Western Union or something. Then I went, no, never mind. But here's how I used to be able to tell is, you look at the

pictures of the shit they got. Yeah. And if the pictures aren't taken in the same, nobody takes a picture of a thing. Nobody goes, let me take a picture of the Dreamcast on the bed and then take a picture of the Nintendo on a table. Like, they take all their pictures in one location. Okay. So if you ever got a bunch of pictures and they all have

different backgrounds that don't match at all, you go, oh, this is, yeah, that's a scam. This is like, now AI. Yeah, it's all going to be, this is like old technology you're describing. It's not worth anything anymore. Well, yeah, because I took a picture of some fucking cards I wanted to sell and they were all kind of like, you know, a little, that like dust on them, you know? And I said, ah, I took a shitty picture.

And then I wanted to AI, I said, can you pretty this up so the cards look brand new and awesome? And I said, yeah, of course. And I said, oh my God. I posted that on fucking eBay. Or I said, can you make the background of this picture? That's the other thing is like, you used to be able to tell it, like, oh, I'm clearly buying these cards from a scumb bag

who probably smokes and spit on them. And I go, make it look like it's in an upscale card shop for high rollers or whatever. And then it puts a nice fucking table on it and like a velvet curtain behind it. People go, well, that's the card I want to buy. Yeah. So we're just, uh, we're just

fucked. We're all going to get scammed and we're all fucked. The scammers market is a very dangerous place to be right now. I was trying to, yeah, it's a very bad place to be. I mean, I hate to say, if we're, thing. If it was 20 years ago, I'd be, like, that's the thing is that you read about these guys

who are like crypto scamming. Yeah. You know, the crypto scams are crazy. And you go, well, I mean, if I was like an 18 year old kid and someone told me I could make $50 million by tricking one retard to giving me a set of fucking numbers. Like, the rugs are great. I think I would go for it, right? Everybody buy my token.

All right, I'm taking the money. Everybody buy my token. Everybody buy my token. See you guys. Fuck you. What did you expect? I kind of feel like I miss out. on a gold rush. I go, man, I wish I could go back

to be in a bored fucking high school or not having to scam Walmart out of Xbox hard drives. I could have been running, I could have been running crypto scams. I could have been living the life. You could be doing your stupid cat Twitter bot, but you just don't do it. Well, that's what I'm true. That is a scam too, though.

Isn't a Twitter bot kind of a scam? I mean, if it's posted content, maybe not. Of course it's a scam. It's fucking stupid. Well, I'm working on it. I'm trying to get, I'm trying to figure it out. I got to figure out Claude or whatever the fuck. You're fucking behind, man. You're fucking up. Is there a program that can make my hole in the

back of Walmart video game? How do I code that? Of course. Same program. They don't really have an AI to make video games like good video games yet, right? I will make you a fucking video again. Hold on. It could be like really rudimentary. It doesn't have to be like 3D.

Make another project. Make me a game where it's like you own a Walmart and you have to go through the back your Walmart into a portal in hell to get items to sell in your shop. Make it a game that I could play on my mobile device and send me a Cloudflare Tunnel

link to that. Okay, thank you. And like the weapons you start, like you would start off with like, you know, like a fucking pool noodle from the, home and garden department. And you would upgrade to like a golf club to a golf club.

Like Walmart shit, you got it. to unlock the guns and the fucking sporting goods department. Like Army of Darkness. That would be the progression. You can only use stuff in the Walmart to explore the hole. You can only explore the hole from the Walmart that you were owned.

Yeah, you have to get stuff from the Walmart to help explore the hole. You have to buy stuff at the Walmart to go you run the Walmart. You run the Walmart. Like Oregon Trail kind of meets Hades, I guess. It is kind of like Oregon Trail. Yeah. Or Oregon. Yeah.

Let's see what it does. All right. Is that the problems? Great problems. The hole in the back of Walmart, the video game. Wait, did you have two? I don't even remember what you were. I did.

The Olympics thing. Olympics. Oh, and the quartering. Internet. Mafia boss, shit. I mean, I really struggled to find good problems this week. I had turkey dogs. That's one of my potential problems.

Turkey dogs? I didn't feel like it was really turkey dogs. Oh. Any food problems? Like hot dogs? It's always tremendous. Well, you ever, dude, you ever have a friend, man. You're just, you're just blowing through problems now.

Dirk is always like, we've got to go to the Wiener Schnitzel. I'm like, what are you retarded? Wiener Shinsel has the worst hot dogs I've ever had in my life. He goes, no, dude, that's a good dog. That's a good dog. I go, no, it's not. And you know what the worst part about Wiener Schnitzel is? You go to Wiener Schnitzel.

And they go, do you want a corn dog? And go, of course I want a corn dog. Delicious corn dog. Yeah. And they think because of the. It's a corn dog and it's wrapped up in sweet, delicious cornmeal that it's a turkey dog in the middle of the corn dog. And that's why it tastes like shit. Because they go, oh, you won't notice.

It's on a stick and it's covered in garbage. You go, so all your hot dogs are normal hot dogs. But then when it comes to the fucking corn dog, you put a turkey dog in there to save a couple. Wait, why? Save a couple bucks. Because it's cheaper. It's cheaper to make a turkey dog. A turkey dog is cheaper than a all beef.

Beef is always expensive. Here we go. I got the game. It's called Helmart Claude called it Helmart Run through your shop Go through Oh yeah, I'm going to publish my game that I made

No, stop, don't, that's my That's my IP, that's my idea All right, I did God damn it Okay Check that in, put it on Bersel There's a hole in the back of Walmart Fokohoa gods

When life gives you lemons you eat them Steel cat for 20 Kaching, cha-ching Here's money, thank you Steve for 1548 This is the equivalent of 20 Canadian dollars Oh, that's an odd amount

DuH Canadian for 10 Hey Vito, Plumbo needs an update For the Virtual Boy She needs to complete her collection I sent Plumbo a picture of the virtual boy games I had With their price charting

Prices Price Charting, just give it to her I'm not giving it to her. The Wario game alone is like 80 bucks. What do you need 80 bucks for? So you can buy more invincible cards? Yes, they're very expensive now. Garbage.

Just give it to all the plums would be really thrilled. The Invincible Season 2 cards are coming out soon, and they have an exclusive Battle Beast inset that the kids are fighting over. Tyler, for 20. Thanks, dude. Thank you, Tyler. Cardinal Bird for five. Let's all kneel for Quadro Pug, the keystone of the biggest problem in the universe. Also, Mud Dog.

Let's kneel. Sarah Gardner for two. Gardner for two. The season two cards have sketch cards now. I can get a sketch of Invincible. Okay. That's cool, I guess. This is the countdown that never ends.

Comics Artist Pro Secrets for 10. Vito, you have to slow down on Superkiller. You're working yourself into exhaustion and malnourishing. I know. It's really killing me. I've been working on it every day. Every day I'm working on it. It's almost...

When do you stop working on it? To buy invincible cards from season two. Keepsaking. You know, they're doing the super killers to race you, right? Yes. Do you think they're going to... Do you think Super Killers is going to come out before Super Killer? I think it's going to be a tight race.

You know, I said whoever gets out first gets all the Vito's booty stuff. Gets all the Vito's booty, all the Vito's booty. Yeah. All of it. Well, that's, that's an incentive that cannot be denied. All of it. So, uh, all of it. You gotta be Ray Ray, Riley and Johnny Rocket, though.

All right. We'll see. Uh, I think, I think we, I think we got. Whoever's comic I have first. In your hand, yeah. Yeah. Winsed. Yeah.

Yeah. Like we're talking. Fair enough. This is old, old 80s TV plot stuff, you know. Duke's a hazard. the movie. Yeah, it's a real, it's a real classic, Duke's of Asard type situation. Yeah. You know? I just got to get the saturation just right, just a little bit. I just got to get the saturation just right. I'm going to be, I'm going to start loading up the Vito's booty for the one big booty. The one big booty hall.

That's coming. The OBB. The OBB. The OBB. The one big booty. And somebody's going to get it. Is it going to be you? I'm sorry, I'm taking a look at the colors right now. A little bit. Yeah, it looks good. That looks good. Baldur, for two, says, Super Killers. Asterisk. Johnny Rocker for five. That's right, Baldur, Super Killers.

L.J. Claverino for two, if he don't thought his kid's meal came with a kid. No, it came with Saja Boys' Breakfast Curds. Comic artist pro secrets for 10. The Saja Boys were secretly demons who were in disguise. That's true. As a male K-pop group to destroy the hunters. girl group veto.

You know this because you are hugely gay. I know it because I have a daughter. K-pop Demon Hunters is like one of the biggest, it's like frozen. Everybody's seen Frozen, not just little girls. Little girls and guys who go on the internet and crying about little girls' things. You know what's really interesting about

K-pop demon hunters is Sony Sony completely fucked up so hard. Because you know how Sony always puts out movies and they all suck and they can never make a lasting franchise? Remember they tried to turn Ghostbusters and do like a cinematic universe and it just completely failed? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So they finally make a once-at-a-lifetime generational defining animated movie, which is the number one fucking song on the Billboard charts and is winning Oscars and whatever else.

and they sell all the rights to Netflix and they sell all the soundtrack rights to some other to a guy. Oh, did they really? Dude, Sony said, we want to write this off. They tried to make it like Batgirl with like Warner Brothers where they're like,

this isn't going to make any money. So they gave all the rights to Netflix. Whoops. And they didn't even keep the soundtrack rights. Just some Jewish guy came along and he said, this looks pretty good. Could I have the rights to the soundtrack? And they said, yeah, who gives a shit about that?

And it's like got four fucking, Four of the songs from that movie are on the top Billboard Top 100. Yeah, it's very popular. So, uh, the story of Sony completely destroying it. They would have had a franchise, this is a Frozen level franchise. You're like Jim Kramer, like

mad money, but talking about like movie shit. Like Sony had it, they had it in their hand and then they blew it. This is one of the all-time blunders. The one, all-time Hollywood blunders is they had again, it's a general

generational success. You're going to have so many fucking spin-offs, toys, whatever else. Sony would have been set for life. They could have made video games. Davey 2-Dub for 2. I-Hat Nick Jers. Baldur for 2. Comics suck.

Agnostic Sumaki for 5. Great last episode, boys. Can we get Yellowface for episode 300? Also, Vito, I scratch my ears, and I get dermatitis flakes. Flake Boys hashtag Yummy hashtag sebum

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Balder for two Brittany Venty and Quarter Pounder Trio Doug for five Frog Tony claims he's 6-2 How could those pizza boxes Have come anywhere close To a 5-1 Dalish's ass

That's true that's what we need to be investigating. Okay. Who else was there? Wait a minute. Who else can be consulted about this? Everybody was there, but it happened, allegedly it happened the way out. Here's how I, here's how I, you know what I'm most upset about from when I hear that story?

I went, there was pizza? Oh, yeah. I'm sure you didn't know. I go, hold on. Hold the phone. Hold the phone. There was pizza at the party. I'm sure you missed it.

I'm sure you missed it. What the fuck is this noise? This is bullshit. So Frogtony 6-2. Daylish is 5 feet tall. I think we're going to need to like draw this out on like sketch up or something. Yeah. So he was holding the pizza box. Maybe we can get a reenactment. Her ass

would be well he would, maybe he was holding the pizza box like down by his belt like humping it. Like a dick in the box kind of hold? Here's where his story falls apart for me is if he said maybe I bumped your ass with a pizza box

I would go okay it's the three times thing where he goes maybe I bumped your ass with a pizza box didn't he say three times did he? Am I crazy? I don't know I could have sworn there was like a number attached to it that's weird and I said man that is

getting hyper specific in a weird way because if I grabbed somebody's ass three times that I would remember I gave it a quick squeeze squeeze squeeze it's weird that It's weird that he would suggest that it was a pizza box. Like, someone said, hey, do you grab my ass? I would say, no.

I didn't. And I'd say, yeah, you did. I felt something like that. I don't know what you're talking about. Now, okay, the only way a pizza box would come up if I would say, it would be impossible for me to grab your ass because on the way out the door, I was holding a large pizza box with both hands. Now, that is a line that makes sense. I go, I couldn't grab your ass.

I was holding that pizza. Not I hit your ass with a pizza box. I must have been holding a pizza box that then went into your ass. That's not a line that any human being has said before this scenario. If you're going to go with it was a pizza box, you have to tell the truth on everything else. You can't also go, I also didn't have an erection on the bus.

I was making that up. I also didn't accuse Balder of sexual, whatever the fuck. And then you brought up the tweets and you looked, or whatever it was, the same. super chats and he looked bad. You got to just tell the truth on everything else. I didn't call Katie did a kid didler. I just kept going on and on and on about this fucking fan fiction or whatever. The pizza box bandit, the PBB.

I don't know, man. It just doesn't add up. It doesn't add up. I feel like I'm in a zodiac situation. I'm connecting the pins and I'm, oh my God. I don't even know how this came up. I guess Daelish probably. said something.

Yeah. Okay, good point, are we on Vinny Sargophagus for two? Jay Joe says what? No. Pop quiz for 20. George Peter Gaddis for 10. Zagros.

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rewards. And Nright for five. Nright for five. 24 hour Walmarts are coming back, but in low theft areas. So I'm not going to get one. Well, I'm in like kind of an Asian area of my Walmart. Maybe I'll be okay. The Asians don't, don't steal. Actually, though,

fucking Pokemon card store two blocks from me. They smashed in the whole window. They went in and they stole all the Pokemon cards, dude. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, can you imagine you just, like, try to have a store and you're like, oh, you just can't, you can't have anything anymore. Yeah. But, dude, these guys got to realize, like, hey, man, you got to be like a jewelry store at this point.

Like, I got a buddy who owns a card store and I'm going, bro, it's not like 20 years ago when I worked in the card store and we just had a black lotus in the case. I remember having a black lotus just, like, sitting in there. Yeah, it's not a white country anymore. You can't do shit that That's not what I was saying It is the truth You need like to gun safe That shit dude

You need like actual security You need the buzzer to get in You need a moat And a lot of these guys People who can't swim Can't get into your store Did you see the card store in New York That was like crying and they're like

We were having a card decorating It's like a lady being like We're having a card decorating event And we're all decorating our cards with the Pokemon And then three guys and black hoodies came in with guns and robbed every fucking thing in sight. And you're like, well, yeah.

Like, you can't have sparkles and rainbows. We're living in a different future, lady. Lock all that shit up. What are you doing? Johnny Rock for five says, Liam Gray just says he will pay people to refund Super Killer. Well, that's not good. Big Boas, Jones, for 10.

Give me my money, Liam. For 10 says money. Shoobox came for five says, V's video. You need to get some sheets for your mattress. I have them, and I have those ones, those straps, and they came off, and it's such a pain in the ass to get it back on. The straps aren't. You got to get deep sheets. All right.

Well, I have sheets. They fell off again, because I sent a picture of my, I spent a picture of my virtual boy games on top of my dirty mattress that the sheets fell off of. I have the sheets. I just every time they come off. Deep sheets. That's what I need.

Yeah. It's called deep sheets. Deep sheets. All right. I'll get deep sheets. John Wong for 20. Vito, what you need? is to endorse Superkiller's hand over to Clippa Riley, all copyrights, as well as all remaining assets after deducting a fair salary. Give Superkiller to Clippa. Okay. I'll work on that.

Kevin Flesher for five. I was there at Free Riley Fest at the bar and Frogtony was indeed creepy at Dalish. There was a select group of people at Free Riley Fest. There was like five people there. Yeah. I was sitting in a chair just having a good time. it was a little bit awkward because Mint was mad at me the whole time

so she was like glaring at me I don't remember what the fuck was going on I had fun A woman was making it all about her No There's been a lot of Mint was glaring at me a lot At me a lot of your wedding

glaring at me and I was like I know I know I called you a horn I said I would rape you I'm sorry I tried to send a I'm sorry I said I would rape you on a podcast You know friendly shrug At your wedding I gave her one of these

I gave her like a You know I don't think it translated Necessarily Like Kevin Hepernan picture Yeah The King of Queens That shot of him

Yeah exactly I gave her a Kevin James like I'm sorry I said I'd rape you on a podcast What are you going to do? You know I thought that was the best We had a good time And

I think I was pissed when he got here. Did you know that? When he was on the show here, he was fucking pissed when he came in. What was he pissed about, though? Just that airport stuff. Like, he was just really fucking pissed about that. Then I didn't pick him up at the airport?

Like, what the fuck? How was I going to pick him with the... Okay, here's what he's pissed about, is that he doesn't drive. He didn't look up how L.A. traffic works at all. And he just assumed he could step off the plane. He thought he was going to walk off the plane and his dick would go right into daylight. And then it would go, ah! And it would be like the end of the whale.

Well, I think he didn't understand that L.A. is gigantic, and he couldn't just get off the airplane and immediately be at your house. I'm like, no, dude, you've got to fucking take an Uber. It's like an hour fucking thing. Trio Doug says, where Scroo is the only place you should get a dog? I agree. They're great. All right, everybody, that's the show. Biggestproblem.com.com. We got a new bonus episode at patreon.com.com slash biggest problem. Go to patreon.com. It's your biggest problem and listen to us talking about Invincible. Even if you're not into the Invincible show, we touch on a lot of stuff. things going on in the world. If you're not into it, it's going to be a little rough. It's going to be a little...

I don't think so. I think even the jokes we made, I think even if you're not watching the show, you're going to get it. Okay. It's going to be a great introduction to the show. I don't want that. All right. I don't know. Well, I'll let you go. Guys, take care of yourself, believe in the me who believes in you. And don't forget the new Saja Boys, spicy egg McMuffin available at McDonald's. Very exciting. Get your Saja Boys cards here today. Okay. Bye. Bye.