The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 232

Episode Date: July 3, 2026

Boom! Do do do do do welcome! Can you not hear that? The biggest problem in the universe. The show that ranks every problem in the universe from... Oh, fuck, I forgot the rhyme. Oh, sick matches and joining me as always is Vito Juswaldi. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

And no loop. There we go. Done, done, done, done. Is my audio fucked? Yep, it's fucked. It's almost nearly silent. Let's crank you up. It's on automatic for some reason.

There, try it again. Still pretty low. Still pretty low. Still pretty low. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Still pretty low. This might be better. Yeah, maybe.

Maybe. Test one, one, two, test one, one, two. Maybe it might. It might be. shit I didn't bring in last weeks either do you remember what they were you're still pretty low whatever you can do to crank it too hard

I can just turn the knob too hard to record phone calls that was a that was a good one hello one two hello one two probably better probably my my thing fell over so I think the knob now it's like really compressed and fucked

to undo whatever you did I think it's the input gain on the front of it needs to be dialed in. How's that? I honestly can't tell. Test one, test one, one, two. Hey, everybody, how do I sound? Something wrong with that audio. Precious Royce sounds that says it sounds good.

Great. Okay. Too hard to make phone calls. number one uh that was a that was a good one very good one america's lame record phone calls not too hard to make phone calls oh two hard to record phone calls very good one

uh america's lame 250th birthday true it's been getting pretty lame have you been watching it i don't even know how one would watch it what do you just well everybody's you don't follow my boy jean park on uh on x who the fuck is up you gotta follow jean Park. He's a beloved Washington

Post columnist, an Asian gentleman. He's a pedophile? No, no. I mean, reporter? He's one of the good ones. Sam. He's like a real reporter guy. And he went there and Michael Knowles was like debating a little girl about witchcraft

for an audience of three people. That's incredible. There's nobody there. It's a shit show. It's very bizarre. Was it supposed to be like a a multi week-long party?

A party happens in one day. What do you mean? There's no one there. It's like a world's fair type situation, you know, where it's supposed to go for like a week, but it's like actually fascinating how few people are there.

You're like, you would think even out of curiosity, like if you live in the greater Washington, D.C. area, you'd be like, I'll go check that out. I mean, they got all these people are there. Fox News is running like a 24-7, like, ah, and we're checking in

on what's going on at the great American fair and there's like an old guy eating a corn dog and like a lady playing a a clarinet and you go this is our country has become a very embarrassing place uh the only the only thing that the greater dc area population would want to check out is a waffle house what is the is it was the plan to get to get locals out to this thing i think there are no locals in dc trump's going to give like a big uh speech, you know, there's all these guys showing up. I was watching, they had like all these bands, you know, they have this big stage. You see the stage fell apart and almost killed the

lady? But how long is it supposed to go for? I think it goes until July 4th. I think July 4th's the last day. I could be wrong. That's way, that's way too long of a half-ass party to be going on. It is like really, but I don't even know, it's like half-assed in like a weird fire festival way where it's like, somebody had to sit down and be like, all right, and then we're going to have the Georgetown marching band come in and there's going to be a hundred guys up on stage and they all got their fucking instruments or whatever, but there's like three people watching it. And you go, did you not, did you not advertise it to anybody? Well, who would want to see that shit?

Uh, I would go, I like Americana. I like, if, if, if, look, you could, if, if I lived in the area, I would be there. I think that's my people. That's my place. How many times you've been to the LA County Fair? Never. But I don't like Los Angeles. I don't want to celebrate Los Angeles.

What do you think? Okay, how about the Orange County County Fair? I went to Lobster Fest a couple years ago. That was good. I don't know where that happened. You don't know where it happened? What town does the big lobster cook down? I imagine Maine.

No, no, no, it was in California. How the fuck are they doing a lobster fest in California? They got those shitty... They fly in the lobsters. It's like a big summer. They're probably doing it this summer. They're doing an East Coast lobster festival in California? Yeah, hold on.

And that's what you wanted to go do? The original lobster festival is held... No, it's not an original. Or maybe I went to the Redondo... Shut up. It's either... Was it the Redondo Beach? Is that it? The Redondo Beast Lobster Festival?

Okay, there could be a lobster festival of Redondo Beach. sure. That's where I went. I went to the Redondo Beach Lobster Festival. You go to a lot of like Americana festivals? I would like to. Maybe I should go to more. They're great.

Well, I used to go to the Big E, the Big East Eastern States Exposition, and that was my, that was my place. You've never been to the big, you don't know the Big E. I got no knowledge of East Coast anything. Just Eiliches. That's as far as I go. The Big E is a giant pavilion area, and once a year, They have it for different stuff, but like the big thing is once a year they have the big E, which is the Eastern States exposition.

Okay. So all, I think it's 13 of the Eastern States. They each have their own building. And you can be like, ah, we got to go over to the main building. The main building is where the party is. And you go over to the main building and they got like potatoes and fucking lobster rolls and shit. Sounds awesome. And you're like, ah, let's not go to the Maryland building.

The Maryland building fucking sucks. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's just kind of a giant stupid fair. Where was dumb and dumber take place? Was that Vermont? Was Aspen, Colorado.

No, but they, where did they film it? Oh, where did they film it? I don't know. Yeah. Why does that matter? Because I remember one year, I think it was like Rhode Island, because you went to the Rhode Island Pavilion, and it was all dumb and dumber shit, because they're like, they filmed dumb and dumber in Rhode Island.

You're like, oh, man, that's crazy. Rhode Island's killing it. this year. Yeah, it was something like they all the snow and stuff? It was either that or like Vermont. Where was dumb and dumber filmed?

I think it was Vermont, Utah, Colorado with a few establishing shots in Rhode Island. Yes. That makes sense. I remember you went to the Big E, the Big East Eastern Texas Exhibition. They're like, don't forget filmmakers, if we're good enough for the

dumb and dumber establishing shots, what could we be used for? Oh, that was a hell of a time. Dumb and Dumber Time. That movie was like really big when it came out. So it was amazing. Changed culture forever. You know what's a great soundtrack is the Dumb and Dumber Soundtrack.

Yeah, that's a good one. Okay, Med Spas, third. Stop cutting short my, I'm going somewhere. I want to talk about the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack. Why would you want to talk about a soundtrack? Because do you like crash test? dummies. I don't know who the fuck the crash test dummies are. Yes, you do. Obviously, you know the crash test dummies. I know the band. I don't know like a song that they made.

Yes, you do. Because I'm going to give it to you. It goes, mm-mm-mm. Once there was this kid who got into an accident. Yes, that was like their only hit. Except on the dumb and dumber soundtrack, they did a cover of X-E-old. T.C's Peter Pumpkinhead, which I think surpasses the original. And if you go on YouTube, the music video is a dumb and dumber music video starring Lloyd walking around with a pumpkin on his head and being harassed by the locals. Which one is Lloyd? The bad guy?

Lloyd was the blonde one. Maybe Lord was the other one. Jeff Daniels? No, Lloyd was Jim Carrey. Harry was the guy with all the hair. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I recommend watching the Peter Pumpkinhead

Dumb and Dumber video. It's one of the best music videos I think I've ever seen. Featring a cover of Peter Pumpkinhead by XTC, which is one of the great songs, one of the great American songs, as we're talking about Americana. MedSpas, three. Cannon Cops. It all comes full circle. Okay, these are the comments.

Stevie J. Vito, have you tried? Did you really put cannon cops again? I already done that one? He didn't change the... Yeah, I did that in like episode 40. I didn't bring it up because I just let you run around with... I'll just let you run with it. Stevie J. Vito, have you tried telling the scam callers all the things you love about Pakistan

and then asking them to agree? Have you tried that? No, do they hate Pakistan? That could be interesting. I'll try that. If anybody has any good ticks to get under us... an Indian scam collar skin. Send them to

I want my refund at VitoVitocomedy.com. Do they really? I mean, but they hate Pakistan, but what could you say? You just go, is it the kind of thing where you go,

oh, man, I love Pakistan and they get that mad about it? I don't think you get in there. I don't know. They don't really have a lot of self-control, so I assume so, yeah. Like, they can't let, they can't,

they can't let me just get to denigrate their country. I think I need to say more shitty, things about India. But I don't even know if they, I think what really gets to them is knowing that, you know, all these white people, they're scamming are living better lives than them. I think that eats that. That's what propels the scamming, right? Is that it's justified in their mind because they go, those, those evil whites in America deserve

this. And if you just flaunt it and you go, I got all this money and I don't live in a hole and I don't have to shit in my hands and throw it out a window. when I go to the bathroom, I think that, like, would piss them off the most. You say, like, I have a door in my bathroom, stuff like that. Ah, yeah, well, I can't get them with that. That's my one Indian, that's my one Indian trait.

I don't know. Try it. Try the Pakistan one. Black Anus Review says, it's rich hearing veto dismiss people obsessing over protein? Did you do that? Yeah, it's a little weird. We're getting at the point where all.

Well, it's not, it's fine to obsess over protein, but we're going to the point where you go to the store and it's like a package of chicken and it says, loaded with protein. Loaded. And you go, yeah, obviously. Are you retarded? Of course it has. What do you want to see on the chicken? Like, it's chickeny?

The best, most chicken? I think you can just go, yeah, it's chicken. It's got good chicken. It's got good herbs and flavors. Not good source of protein. Tastes great. What about that? You think that's stupid if they put that on there?

Remember when they started putting on everything, like no trans fats, even? even shit that never had trans fats in it to begin with. Well, people don't know. The peanut butter said no trans fats. I didn't know that. It didn't have trans fats. Did you? I don't fuck of that.

Do you know the classic story of the guy who figured out how to sell salmon in a can? What is the story? Well, he had salmon in a can, but it was cheap salmon, so it was white, you know? So people would open and they'd go, that's not salmon. Samson's supposed to be pink. So he just put on the label guaranteed not to turn it. pink in the can. And people went, oh, this is the good stuff.

Guaranteed not to turn pink. Guaranteed not to turn pink in the can. And he became a very successful canned fish man. What a great time in the country. You could just have a clever idea. I would like to be a cannery guy. I think being a canary guy was probably pretty great. What would you do at the canary?

You'd walk around, you'd make sure all the cannery guys are putting shit in the cans. Oh, you'd be a supervisor. Yeah, yeah, I own the canary. I'm not working the line. I want to be in charge of a cannery, you know, as a supervisor. I'd go around, walk around. I want to make sure the cans are stacked right or packed right. That means you've got to do it. If you're supervising the factory, you've got to do it.

No, no, no, no. Yeah. I'm the guy. I'm the guy in the factory. factory who's sitting there planning who to kill or whatever. What?

What kind of cannery is this? What was that Jewish guy who killed that little girl in the factory and then he blamed it on a... Leo Frank. Leo Frank. Everybody knows. Yeah, Leo Frank.

I want to be the Leo Frank of America. Everybody knows was Leo Frank that killed, raped and killed that girl, tried to blame it on the black guy. KKK said, no way. And thus the 80s. Whenever I hear that story, I go, that guy was, like, in charge of the factory.

He fucked up a good thing, that Leo. You want to be the guy who raped a little girl? No, I'm just saying, you know, he was running the factory. I wouldn't rape the little girl. I would go, look, I have all the power. He went too far, Leo Frank. Wait, which part was too far? I mean, owning and subjugating the worker class, that's okay.

But, you know, you can't, you can't rape them. That's too far. That is too far. That is too far Yeah Yeah Yeah July's dream was to own a warehouse

Who could drive a forklift around And mine is that I can subjugate the cannery workers And know that I could rape them if I wanted to But I wouldn't Because I'm a fair cannery owner That's enough I'm good enough I'm mega chocaholics

As need to outlaw a veto from saying baby It makes me physically sick Hearing try to talk like that Who do I say baby to? You say baby all the time You're like Vince Vaugh. Baby, what are you doing it? What are we doing, baby?

Baby. I don't know, man. Dun-Fucked Knight. Says the fix. I should have brought up Leo Frank for our bonus episode. Hey, we did a bonus episode. We do. Dun-Fucked.

And I screwed it up. Oh, you did? Well, yeah, because it was the biggest problem in American history, and I brought in laser tag. I don't know what the fuck I was doing. This is a big problem, though. It's not enough laser tag. It is a big problem.

I could have saved it for this. episode, like a real, like a regular episode, it's got nothing to do. It's got a little bit. I don't know. Maybe all of America's problems are kind of laser tag, though. It's like always the promise of something new around the corner, and it never comes. Is that laser tag? There's something new around the corner.

Dude, flying cars. Oh, I see what you're saying. It's always a promise of futurism and it never arrives. Yeah, that is that is a big problem with America. America is based on all that, man. The world's fair. It's like everything anyone operates with.

Fucking Tomorrowland. The Jetsons. Like our culture is just perpetually waiting for this technological advancement that's going to better everyone's lives. And all we get is computers that won't say the N-word and cat-eating immigrants. Dude, like this version of the future is clearly the most fucked one. And then we've got to listen to a guy who's trans kid

won't talk to him because he's insane. talking about how he's going to land us all on Mars, while simultaneously saying he secretly knows the president is a pedophile. And I'm like, this future sucks. I love that he skipped through the, the trans kid won't talk to him because he's insane. That that's your explanation of that. I mean, look, the trans kid made him insane.

He went insane from having a trans kid, obviously. He had a trans kid. I just want to hear Elon say like, man, I wish I would have stuck around for that kid and raised my son. you know just once honestly just once i'd like to hear him say man i wish i had been like a i wish i had been around more and then my son probably wouldn't have turned into a woman like it's real quick uh i know sometimes you hate when you re-listen to the episode and the audio was not great uh so i'm saying dick your mic's tiny at the top and tearing you are a little like hot i feel okay i just i just crank you down a notch

Um, yeah. I think that's probably better. Yeah. It's the future that we were promised and it never, it's like, you look at how movies portrayed the future and you're like, yeah, that's going to be pretty cool. Even the shitty version of it. And now it's like, no, you just, you have Netflix and it's like a box where you can,

they're getting rid all the video, did you spill? They're getting rid all the video game. You don't even have discs. You don't have little. All right. You're getting into problems now. Lowe says Vito, where's the comic? Grand Spider-Sama says,

if you want to record phone calls, your best bet is to use a VoIP service so you have a soft phone on your PC. Yeah, we'll get right on that. United States SCA says, I'm confused by Vito's problem. My Samsung phone has a call recording built in.

It doesn't notify anyone but me. There you go. Is that true? That's what he says. I don't know. What do you think? Somebody told me I need a Google phone in order to record things.

Do you not have a Google phone? I have an Android, but that's different. It's a Samsung. I have a Samsung. Did you say a Samsung can do it? I don't know. I don't remember what he said.

The comments go right through my head. I don't remember any of them. Goat Smote says Vito's the kind of person leave the fridge open because it'll just make more cold. What do you think about that? My fridge kind of sucks. I got to get a new fridge.

Shouldn't your landlord? do that? Oh no, that's you. That's an apartment person thing. Yeah, they don't for some reason California doesn't give you fridges. In Massachusetts, you're going to give them a fridge. Really? Yeah, in California, you do not have to provide, you have to provide an oven, I think, but you don't have to provide a

refrigerator. You have to provide an oven, definitely. Well, it's weird. Why would you not have to provide a refrigerator, but you have to provide an oven? Like, what is it? It's honestly, it's a huge pain in the ass. Seems like you can have one without the other. Well, it's the worst part of moving apartments is dealing with the fucking fridge.

Yeah, it seems like that's the one thing. My fridge is dog shit and falling apart. But now I don't know what kind of fridge to get. Get one to get the, you know, standard. Icebox on top, the fridge on the bottom. You don't say standard. What do you mean standard? There is no standard.

Now your phone connects to something and it's so you can check on the milk. You don't need a smart fridge. You don't need a, you need a smart fridge. The smart fridge is made. That might need a smart fridge. Well, they have a lot of different ones. Don't they have ones where you can watch TV on the fridge while you're fridging out? They have one where you can watch TV on the fridge door, and then when you open it, the TV is also playing projected onto your food, so you don't miss even a second.

That's good. I need that. I saw one where, like, you can see inside the fridge with a camera, so you don't even have to open the fridge. You should get that. I guess I could just open the fridge, though. I don't think that would be that big a problem. You should get the smart one. You know what I want someday?

I want one of those beverage fridges, you know, that you have at like a 7-Eleven. That says like rock star on it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, I want the ones that, like, is, you know, racks of drinks. Just sliding down where you go, you have a full assortment of different beverages.

Like the wall-sized fridge? Yeah, yeah. You can get that. that. And then I could figure out how to put all my groceries and can-shaped receptacles to keep, you know, just pull out the apple container. Mike Demand says, Vito, you may not like reading shorts, but when I share a short with subtitles on it, the people without headphones at work or wherever it can still watch it. That's the other reason people include them and why you should too. There you go.

This is a little bit of an explanation for you. I'm getting mixed messages, man. People are watching videos with no audio. Almost most people are watching videos with no audio. No, no, no. I thought it's the other way. I thought people are listening to stuff with no video. That's a really stupid thing. Who told you that?

I mean, podcasts exist. I listen to YouTube videos like podcasts. I just put it on in the car. You think people are listening to shorts? Where are people staring at it? You think people load up shorts to listen to like 45 second? clips and then a random I don't know, man.

Random noise is happening on a loop. Yeah, kind of. I think they are listening to random noise. I would listen to that tongue tongue guy, you know, all day long. He's just goes, hey, brov. You don't know, you know, tongue tongue. He's that little fucking wooden guy.

A wooden guy? Yeah, he's a little guy made out of like wood or something. I've been watching this video for hours. Of him, uh, he made a pickle man into a sauna. Oh, it's a pickle man What do you mean?

He made a pickle man. Or maybe it's a pickle lady. Here, Tung Tung builds a sauna room. I've just been watching this on loop. Dave DeMann says, I'm putting it up. Guys, I'll be filing a class action lawsuit against Vito in regards to Super Killer.

I should have all my ducks in a row by mid-August at the latest. I got enough money, so fuck it. I'm 100% serious. Who wants to be on board? Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. He's going to sue you. I think he should. I think he absolutely has an excellent case.

Okay, that's all the comments I have. You're the big winner. What's your, what's your problem? You don't like Tong Tong Sahor. He's a little, he's a little wooden boy. Tung Tung Sikhor is. Yes, you do. And there's like, there'll be like a strawberry lady who's dating an orange man. And then Tung Tung Suhor shows up and he paints the, the orange man gold. And the orange man goes, oh, I'm made of gold. And then he gets the strawberry lady and he lives with her forever. Um, it sounds like a good show, but I've never seen it. I never come across that show, that particular show. Well, I watched him hollow out a pickle woman and build a sauna inside her.

Are you talking about, is this like a real DIY thing that's happening, or is it an animation? How? It's animation. You don't know, you don't know, you don't know Tung Tung Sohor? No. Look, Tung Tung, Tung, Sahor, he's, uh, here, look. Here, here, build, Picksana room inside Pickle. Yeah, well, just watch this for two. seconds, you know what I'm talking about. Because this feeds into my problem anyway. This feeds into my problem. I'll make a part of my

problem. Okay? This is Tung Tung Sanor. You know this guy. Yeah, okay. Do you know this guy? No. He's a little wooden man. It's a log with an axe. Chunga's shit. Yeah. Chunga shit. Yeah, all right. It's not Quirk chungis. It's fucking that. He hollows.

Chungis big time. And then he's going to hollow out the inside of this pickle. Look at this. This is a fascinating. Honestly. This is fucking retarded. Yeah, exactly. But it's like the kind of level of retardant where I go, well, I do want to know what he's building.

I'm not going to swipe away now. I mean, what's he doing? Is he making a house? And then it turns out it's like a pickle lady he's inside of. Okay. So the pickle lady is freaking out, but that has an idea. Meanwhile, tongue tongue is a whore. She's going to add insulation.

To get rid of him. Well, I thought he was building a nice house, but it turns out he's building a relaxing sauna room inside the pickle lady. And he's sweating out. And then she's going to. And then he gets sucked out her hole. And that's the end of the video. Okay.

So, uh, great stuff. Good content. Uh, and this relates to my problem, Dick, which is I watched the first half of Toy Story 5, the new Toy Story movie. And I, uh, did this. after soup my kids really liked it. They really thought it was they enjoyed it a lot.

Yeah. I watched Supergirl and after Supergirl ended, I said yeah, maybe I'll go into Toy Story and I went into Toy Story. You stealing movies? I stole movies. I stole half a Toy Story. Oh, man. I said, I'm not going to watch this whole movie because I find the premise of the movie

flawed. The movie is about Bonnie, the retarded kid, who plays with toys all the time. She goes, look at my toys! I got toys! They're having an adventure. And she comes up with little adventures in her head for her fucking toys. And then every kid in the neighborhood gets an iPad and they're all playing with the iPad. And the toys are freaking out and they start giving little lectures about, well, that's not play at all. They're not even playing with toys. They're just staring at screens. Tech will destroy us all. Isn't that kind of late for that?

it's way too late for that It's like 15 years late That's a generation off Yes It's super late It felt super dated Yeah

And uh My problem dick is I mean it's even It's like Nintendo You could have done that in 1985 Oh the kids are playing Nintendo They don't have time for No

But there's like five year olds on screens now That it's not Nintendo It's played with the Nintendo No they did not That was five when Nintendo came off. We didn't play with Nintendo. I remember, well,

I don't know, man. I, I, I had a Nintendo at a young age. Maybe it warped my brain. Maybe the anti-tech propaganda is... You can't play Nintendo at dinner.

Like, when you go out to dinner with your parents at five in 1985, you can't play, you bring your fucking Nintendo with you. Yeah, to wait for the Game Boy. You had to wait for, well, okay,

so Game Boy, once the Game Boy showed up, then... Yeah, but the Game Boy didn't have the backlight. Yeah, it was totally, it's totally different.

The iPads are just way out of control. It is interesting when you go to a restaurant and you're like, look, I understand having one iPad. You go one iPad for each kid. They duct tape them on their hands. Like Edward fucking 40 hands. I can't fucking look at the look. Okay, look. I understand that it can go a little far.

But for the most part, I really don't give a shit that kids are playing on iPads. Obviously, they're playing on iPads because it is a superior futuristic technology. and the idea of like, well, why aren't they playing with this cloth doll? Why don't, why aren't they interested in a slinky? And you're like, well, because that shit was obviously retarded at the time. Like that was for, you know, it's because you had nothing else. Okay. Let's be real.

When the TV showed up, kids were not like, oh, I got to go play with my slinky. They're like, I guess I'll watch some TV. There's a reason everybody was addicted to the TV for a while was it's like, yes, finally the human race has access to instant entertainment that far surpasses a fucking cloth cowboy doll what year are you talking about what year are you talking about here with 1960 infinite entertainment

ubiquitous infinite entertainment kids are lining up to watch let's make a deal with groucho marks what are you talking about yeah dude what are you talking the TV was huge yeah howdy duty 30 minutes and then that's it no more TV for you until tomorrow and then the fucking

The telephone. The calling people up on the telephone. Well, I guess that's a little more interpersonal. But it's still communication. Do you, is there something that you have less connection to than kids on iPads? Maybe like, I would say like something with lesbian domestic abuse, but I mean, everybody's wanted to hit a woman before. I don't know what. You yourself are a woman.

Are you talking about real little kids or are you talking about like 10, 11 year olds? Yeah, 10 or 11 year olds is rough too TV's rough for kids iPads are rough for kids But I want to know what Well, I want to know why you have a strong opinion On kids you don't have At a movie, at a movie that's not meant for you

A movie that's not meant for you Talking about an issue that you have nothing to do with Who's Toy Story? Who's Toy Story for? Families Yeah It's not for single men Nobody making, nobody at Pixar had you in mind. Actually, you're the guy they're making fun of in Toy Story.

You're the bad guy of Toy Story, too. Nothing about Toy Story is meant for you. I think Toy Story is for everybody. It's just a Pixar movie. They're made for everybody. Supergirl was made for you. That movie sucks. That movie was dog shit.

I saw Supergirl. So you think kids. should have, what, in unlimited iPad access? Unlimited iPad time? Look, it's not that they should have unlimited iPad access. And I'm sure at the end of the movie, look, I didn't stay around for the whole movie. I'm sure they said, tech in moderation is actually pretty good or whatever. It's more that this idea.

Okay. It's more this idea that it's like, wow, isn't it like awful that kids aren't playing with fucking slinky dogs and army men anymore? And you go, yeah. Not really. What do you mean you go? That's not the movie. Movie going public did not go you go. The movie going public is like, yeah, it fucking sucks.

The kids are sucked into the internet. It fucking sucks. You go, oh, man, I wish my kid was playing with a slinky right now. I would really change the fucking game for the world. I wish you, I wish Play-Doh was big again. Yes, yeah. Play-Betka. Anything that's not the computer.

Hey, what happened a silly party, huh? He used to get hours out of that silly party, huh? Yeah. Okay. I'm watching the movie and the little kids playing. on the thing and they're playing some game called like Beaver Tag or some shit. And I went, yeah, it looks pretty fun.

I understand why she's playing Beaver Tag. I understand why she's playing Candy Crush. I understand why she's playing Leapfrog Jump. Because they're designed to addict you. Yeah, but it's interactive. Look, video games are fun. What do you want? No, those aren't video games.

Candy Crush and that shit, the mobile game shit. Those aren't video games. That's like just addiction. Okay. It's like saying people smoke cigarettes because of the taste. They don't. It's full of addictive chemicals. But you can be addicted to something which is not harmful.

It's fine to be addicted to playing the fucking stupid game. If you're not spending money on whatever fucking micro-transactions, bullshit. Hey, it's fun to connect these. It's not fun, though. It sucks. This is a fun and addicting experience. Well, what's better? You want to put them out in the field and they can thresh wheat?

What do you want? Just sitting there. I mean, anything is better. No, it's not, but that's the, okay, that's the point. Yes, life was much, much better in the 90s. It was much better. It's horrible. Until like 1997.

The kids are connecting colors together and watching gems explode. How fucking horrible. What a horrible thing. Correct. They could be instead. Riding bikes. They could take a cran and make fucking lines on a piece of paper. Oh, they could color in a picture.

How fucking fascinating would that be? Speaking of coloring in a picture, do your comics ship with crayons so people can color it in? I noticed that they were all black and white when you held them up. I was trying to color it in. but unfortunately the the coating on the top means that it doesn't you can't really color it in

Is the inside in colors? This is the black and white variant so the color version will be in color There's a black and white Yeah you knew this, shut up Do you read them at the same time Like a 3D?

Yeah you read them at the same time It's cool. It's like No, it just provides a different experience The black and white has a certain aesthetic to it that I like. Yeah. Oh, actually, the color that I masterminded that I meticulously

reinforced, the color looks pretty good as well. The black and light looks way better, though. Black and white looks like honest. I don't know how to phrase it. It looks honest. Yeah, it looks like a real shot, you know? Took a real shot at this. You have not seen the current.

color. You don't know what the color looks like. The color looks good, too. I thought you were holding it up. No, I don't have the color version yet. This is what I got. This is what I got today. Is the black and white. The black and white looks good. Look, it even, they even, I had to argue with the guy

on the phone because they have this thing where it's like, you upload your pages. Yeah. Yeah, to argue with the Chinese guy. I'm like, no, these two pages make one picture. He goes, yeah, yeah, one picture. Very good. Very good. And then he sends me the proof and it's all jammed in the top corner of one page. And I'm like, that's clearly incorrect.

You know that's incorrect. What's jammed? We print now? Let me see. The whole spread, no, it's fixed now. But when he sent me the fucking proof, he goes, this look good. This look good. And this whole two page spread was jammed into one corner or one page.

And I go, you know that's incorrect. Obviously, that's incorrect. It goes across two pages. Wait, how did they cram it into one page, though? I don't know. It was because they have a system where you upload the files and they go, this is easier. And I go, this is not easier. Can I just hand it to your design?

And you puts it in order. You go, no, no, use this online plan. Not for a run that small. So I, I up run. Well, I don't know, man. And I upload it and then it jams it all in one corner. And then I send a note. Then they go, click this button if you're ready to go.

Yeah, ready to go. And I put it. I put a note on the order that says, hey, don't print it like this because this is wrong. Yeah. And then I get an email from them and they go, hey, I don't know if you notice this, but this is wrong. And I go, yes, that's in the note I sent you. Why can't you just fix it and put it on the thing correctly? Did you translate your note into Chinese?

You got to upload it differently. And I go, it's just a fucking PDF. There is no other way to upload it. What are you fucking talking about? It took three days to convince Chinese people out to print a two-page spread correctly. Going back and forth, I'm like, just one side of it's on the left and the other side's on the right. How come you didn't make it two pages? Because I think there's like a certain thing that like when you print a two page spread,

there's like a specific way. You can't just send it in as individual pages because otherwise it won't, if they position it wrong, it won't bleed together correctly and make one image. Oh, is that the fourth shot? What he's doing right there? That's the fourth shot right there. That's the exciting fourth shot.

Okay. Now there is no fourth shot. Look. Look, look, you're a number one critique. Shut up. You're so stupid. What do you think? Now he's got a shock.

Why are you laughing? He's got a shotgun. It's funny. Actually, I like the back. The back is cool. Back's this nice little shot there. And the spine is not bad either. Although, okay, so the spine has the super killer.

And then should I just put like a number one? Put in infinity. That's like this is all there's going to be This is the beginning in the end It's the only one ever Beginning in the end Second one's looking good No put the Jesus fish

That's what that means right I'll put the Jesus fish Anyway everything looks pretty good here I'm pretty satisfied with this Yeah And we got Eric Weathers the letterer Helping us get it all together baby Okay so your problem is what

screen time? Yeah, screen time. More screen, not enough screen time. Not enough screen time. Okay, not enough screen time. All right, here's a... Let me play the song. Do you see Supergirl yet?

What do you mean yet? No. I know you're a big fan of the Kryptonians. I'm not going to see that shit. Does it suck? You love Superman? You love Supergirl? No, I don't really care about those things. Guardians of the Galaxy.

Not really. Oh, guys, don't forget my review of Supergirl is available now at YouTube.com slash veto. My one-hour Supergirl review. I think it's pretty good review. You talk for an hour about that movie?

Yeah, you just put it on the background. Look at this shitty podcast. Oh, man. Who were you like? I got some good jokes in there. I think I've pioneered the best version of movie reviewing, which is just a one-hour stream of consciousness from me. Okay.

I think it's the best format. I listen to it, and I go, this is pretty good. Here's a Mamdami tweet today. It says, New York, it's hot out there, and the power grid is working overtime to keep us cool. Set your air conditioner to 78 degrees. turn off lights and electronics you're not using and unplug what you can. Our city is doing its part two, maintaining the 78 degrees rule in our buildings, dimming, turning off our lights during peak electricity demand, asking private partners to do the same, and powering down non-essential equipment.

A stable grid means the AC stays on. A stable grid means the AC stays on and lives are saved. Let's ease demand and get through the heat together. I'm doing the war on air conditioning. What is that? Have I done that one before? You know, in Britain, nobody has air conditioning? Dude, so I thought that too.

And then I looked, I asked Brock, like five minutes before the show, hey, tell me more about this, like, air conditioning ban in England. And it said it doesn't exist. What are you talking about it? Well, it's not a ban. It's a extremely discouraged and with a lot of weird regulations to shut it down if they find you having it. Yeah. So it gave me this totally retarded explanation about how they prefer passive cooling and it's councils or I don't know what a council is, like a HOA, I guess, is told to use a common sense approach.

So that basically they don't have any. but it's not a ban And I said One of those things where it's like You don't need a TV license We'll just send government agents around your house To harass you until you get one Yeah

It kind of sounds like you have to have one No you don't have to You just if you don't want us to come over to your house And arrest you Then you get one If we see a TV plugged in though We'll beat you with a fucking And we have a TV detecting machine

That shit Did they have a TV detecting machine? Yes and they they tell you about it Yeah. Yeah. Where they can tell if you have an unlicensed... Like, the text, like, sound, like, from, like, watching a program that's on currently or something? Just one that's plugged in. If you have one that's plugged in broadcasting and they're probably right. The problem is if it's plugged into the cable and you're getting the cable. No, I don't think you can have a TV.

No, you can have a TV. The whole point is that the second you plug the thing in from your wall to watch whatever, then that's when you're breaking the thing. So they can tell if you're, somehow they can tell if you plug the cable in and you're watching an actual British TV show. But like if you have one unplugged and you plug a Nintendo into it, they can't do anything about that. No, no. I think you're, you're repeating like propaganda. Like they will. This is like, they will. They will.

You can't say, no, I just have this TV that I play Nintendo on. That's not, that doesn't fly with cops over there. Well, I think they'll try to harass you over it. But ultimately, it's a broadcasting fee. If it's not broadcasting, technically. You know, do you understand, like, the government? That's not how they work. You don't say, like, well, you don't say to the government, well, I got you on a technicality.

This is not how it works. It's the other way. It's the other way. It does seem like the British government is a little more cucked in a way that you can get away with a little more. It's not like the American cops, if we had a TV license, my God, every week there would be a story of cops kill five families for watching prices, right? Yeah. It was actually a mirror. They broke into someone's house and shot a little girl because she was dressing up in the mirror.

They flashbanged her crib because they thought they heard to be a millionaire. What's the one of the cases? Deal or no deal? Yeah, yeah. You got to pay a fee to watch that. You got to pay a fee to watch dealer, no deal. Active cooling, like AC, is treated as a last resort to meet net zero targets and avoid straining, here it is again, straining the grid.

Is that what the song's about? What song? Suffocation, no breathing. This is my last resort. He can't breathe because he doesn't have AC. Maybe, who sings that? Do who? Don't give fun.

Isn't it like Papa Roach? Oh, I was way off. Suffocation! Wait, hold on. Only three to five percent of UK homes have AC. There it is. Only 3 to 5%. So that's a ban.

That's like, that's illegal. Because nobody would not have air conditioning if they had a choice. Well, my understanding was all the British people say our heat passes so quickly. Why would you invest in this machine? But apparently it's lasting longer now or something? I think they're just tired of getting teased for it. What are the Asian countries where you actually aren't allowed to have them because they kill babies? That's their ongoing belief.

What are you talking about? I think it's Korea where you're not allowed to have air conditioners because the belief is that if a baby is left next to an air conditioner, it will rip the breath out of the baby and suffocate it. I don't think Koreans are that stupid. I think you don't know a lot about Koreans if you think that. What do you talk about it? Didn't you hear about when South Korea had like a fucking cult lady running the whole country? South Korea is insane. Oh, a cult.

Yeah. I'm sure like that's the same as the whole country not having AC because they think it's going to kill baby. Hold on. Air conditioner, baby, breath. We wouldn't want some of the one who believed in supernatural entities running the whole country. What country thinks AC kills babies? Fourth baby died. No, it's like Koreans or some shit. Which Koreans?

Maybe it's a fan. Maybe you're not allowed to have a fan. That's even dumber. How much smarter than Koreans do you think you are? The country that believes electric fans cause death or suffocation is South Korea. This longstanding cultural superization is referred to as fan death. Koreans believe a fan operating in a sealed room removes the oxygen, lowers the body temperature too much, and causes carbon dioxide poisoning. So yeah, if you leave a baby in a room with a running fan, your baby will die. That is a electric fans manufactured in South Korea come with automatic shutoff timers and warning labels to prevent the death of

babies. This is a real thing. Who says that? Google? Fucking wait. There's a whole Wikipedia page about fan devs. No, look. Okay. Fan depth,

like electric fans in South Korea, they have, see how they have a little timer on them? Like the fucking, you know, the electric lights switch for kosher people. Convenient. No,

but it's not for convenience. It's to stop babies from getting murdered and also regular people. Okay. Mainstream South Korean sources regularly report alleged cases of fan death. So if you're reading the newspaper,

Korea, it'll be like, a man was, the thing is they would find people dead, and then the fan would be running, and they'd go, that fucking fan got another one. Is this like boomers shit? Like, Korean boomers shit. No, this is what Korean people believe. Korean people do not believe that. The Korean

public agency issued a consumer safety alert in 2006. Okay, warning that asphyxiation from electric fans and air conditioners was among South Korea's five most common summer accidents or injuries. So they also hate air conditioners. Okay, then they're part of the problem.

Because they'll kill you. Both of the Koreas are part of the problem then. I don't even think I wonder if North Korea has air conditioners. They should. Hot as fuck over there. They better. Yeah, but like anything they got

they got to import from the Russians, right? The Russians. South Korea? No. North Korea. North Korea. North Korea, they don't have shit. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know where North Korea is getting their air conditioners from. They probably love where air conditioning in North Korea. They don't care about babies. I would imagine air conditioning is probably not that popular in Russia. How hot does it get in Russia? Russia is a big place. So. It is.

I'm sure parts of it get hot. Yeah. Probably not in Siberia. Well, what are you going to do? That's my problem. I don't know why the... Let me find that quote again. I don't know why the...

I got to sell an air conditioner. You have an air conditioner you're going to try to sell? Yeah, because I had to buy this special one that's less loud than the one I used to have. So now I got an extra one. How much you can sell it for? Well, last time I sold an air conditioner. It's sold in like a day. So you just got to wait for the summer when it's hard to get an air conditioner and then you just put it on Facebook marketplace.

Yeah. And people go, and then you can fucking dump it in a day. for what like a quick quick 50 bucks 300 bucks 400 bucks wow i got a nice one i got a nice really for a wall ac is it remote is that remote oh nice i think i have the remote somewhere 78 degrees put your that's the government saying set your AC to 78 wow man that's hot 78 is well i think he said it was the white houses wasn't he linking to the white houses if official guidance. The White House said to do it?

Yeah. Trump said put your AC at 78. That's what you're saying? I think that's what it ended up being revealed as. As Mom Donnie said, used the government's guidance that you linked to a government website. And I think Trump's government took it down because they realized it was wrong. What was wrong about that that you think? Telling people to set there.

Well, it was saying to get the House to 78, right? They were saying heated up. Yeah, well, don't heat it up. Bring it down. Cool it down, baby. From 90 to 78. And then that's it. That's all that the grid can handle.

How's that grid doing? The grid's not doing so well, man. It's not stable. Is there like a site where you can track how the grid's doing? Well, how come around doing soil? Yeah, it's called your electricity bill. Remember you were going to do solar at one point? I have solar.

Oh, when did you get solar? A long time ago. Maybe a year? Oh, okay. Good. Are you generating income from it? No, you don't generate income from that shit. Bad.

I can't believe you got solar. Fuck you. What do you mean? I just said good. What do you mean? Good. Congratulations. I don't know.

It's nice. You added something to your home. Congratulations. Thanks. Here, I got a stats for you. Guess how much energy it takes to run the AC versus feeding one migrant? 10.1 gigawatts. No, no.

Guess how much AC it takes? Like, guess how many AC it takes to feed one? What do you mean how many AC it takes? What am I measuring? Aces, man? How many units? Guess how many air conditioning? Two.

What do we what are we what are you even saying here? How many ACs? Hold on I'm finding it. It takes, uh, okay. It takes to energy to feed the energy to feed one of those fucking migrants. Uh, could power an AC for 10 ACs for a year. Could power 10 ACs for a year. 10 ACs for a year.

Yeah. I didn't, did it give. Is it the amount of money or the amount of energy? Energy, the amount of energy veto. The amount of energy. That goes into what generating the food that feeds the migrant? Well, energy's energy. So, you know, however it's generated is the same.

But yeah. It's a complex equation to arrive at, is what I'm saying. Isn't that just the same as saying one human being generates 10 air conditioners running out of gear full of energy? They need that to live. Is it to feed them or just for everything? Look, you need like two, like three kilowatts? Two kilowatts. Calories.

Three kilowatt hours a day of food, energy to live, okay? Three kilowatt hours. And that's about 10 AC units running for a year. How about that? I don't know how to quantify this data at all, but I'm going to say that sounds like a lot. Picture an immigrant and then picture 10 people's houses getting AC running all the time. There you go. Okay, you got to pick one.

How many calories would it take to power? in air conditioner for a year. It says about 912,000 calories a year. So about 3.3 years of one. Well, it converts one kilowatt hour equals 860 dietary calories. There you go. So, okay. How many kilowatt hours would take?

What do you think my math is wrong? No, I just don't know what we're... I don't... It takes... What do you want to do? Do you want to run an AC or do you want to feed a migrant? That's what I'm saying.

Can you feed him something shittier? No, it takes that many... What if he gets on a bike and he pedals and he generates electricity for us? Then you need more food. You got to feed him more to make the energy. What if that migrant goes to the air conditioning factory and makes air conditioners?

Making the air conditioners is way more expensive than running them to run them. Okay. What if he goes to the solar panel factory and he makes solar panels? Making the solar panels is more than they'll ever produce. But ultimately, he's offsetting the amount of energy he makes from eating food. Migrants? No. Migrants are not offsetting the amount. Why migrants? Anyone. It would be any one person.

Yeah, but other Europeans work. Do migrants don't work. No, but other Europeans produce value with their labor. Migrants don't have any labor to produce value, so they're just an energy suck. So I'm saying the energy suck of feeding a migrant versus the energy suck of feeding air conditioning units is 10 to 1. So do you want to feed a migrant?

What problem is that's, yeah. What do you mean? That citizen vigilante movie is probably not that good, huh? I mean, I don't know. You, Bull is a talented filmmaker. I'm sure it's fine. I'm saying, though, I'd rather watch your movie where you sit an immigrant down.

Do you know how many air conditioners could be, we could be powering if you weren't fucking here. He goes, I don't know. I'm sorry. 10. 10. You got a gun up to his face. You go, I can be powering 10 air conditioners right now. If it wasn't for you, Hashid. You got to power these 10 air conditioners, Hashid.

Or you're going to die. Yeah. It's like a saw. It's like a saw situation. You're like, you get in that room and you power those 10 air conditioners. Yeah. Dead. that's a good movie and then it has like the PG&E logo I mean it's probably better than this thing

where he just shows up and he shoots guys in the head I'd rather have a saw type situation of punishing migrants I don't know that movie looks pretty cool have you have you seen it? It looks cool I watched some clips you watch some clips

uh... I feel like it's one of those things that's like a little too good I don't know it's like too obvious it's like written in a way that's too obvious where I go you know, he should go, well, you raped this girl, so now she gets

to rape you with this industrial raping machine I built. Quirk... Reddit shit. Or something. Yeah, Quirkchungis. Yeah, oh, okay, a guy just shows somebody to shoots him in the head. That's awesome. That is Quirk Chungis. The fucking, ooh, what of a white guy just went

and he, like, shot them all. That's the fucking white supremacist version of Quark Chungis. It's like, well, isn't that a little creative re-rusting either. He's Jewish. What are you talking about? In the movie, he's Jewish. He's a Reddy Hammer Jewish. I don't know.

In the movie, he's got a giant fucking star David on his arm tattoo. I don't know what that means. I didn't see that. I don't know a lot of white supremacists with giant Jewish star David on their bodies. All right. So he's doing it for Israel. So it's cool.

I'm just saying it would be enterizing if he's like a little more complex of a character than just, I'm a citizen. He's had enough. I'm also a vigilante. And I've had it up to here with all this rape. With all these high prices. I go, yeah. You guys have a problem with everything good.

Anything good comes out. You're like, why isn't there a trans woman in this? That would be funny. It would be funny. That would be good. All right. That's my problem with war on air conditioning. What if he gets revenge on the woman who got raped by the migrants?

And then it turns out she was trans. And he goes, oh. Yeah, classic. That's a classic. Liberal twist. Classic. I don't think that's a liberal twist. Nah, that's a liberal twist.

I don't think the liberals would do that. All right, I got a couple different problems here. I'll just go with this one. I got pulled over by a cop the other day for being on my phone while driving, which should be legal. It's not dangerous. It's only dangerous if you're bad at it, which I'm not. I've been doing it forever, and I've never hit nobody.

Yeah. Which means I've always hit everybody because it's a double negative. I think there should be a separate test. Like Invincible movies on YouTube? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was watching the latest Invincible movie. What were you watching? Were you tweeting?

Were you arguing in Discord? I was probably on Twitter. I was probably on Twitter arguing on Discord. So the cop pulls me over. And then I got to interact with a cop, which I don't want to do. Nobody wants to do that. I don't want to do it. But here's the worst thing, Dick, is having to be nice to cops.

Oh, yeah. Is that you go, well, now it's like in any other social situation now, you don't really have to pretend to be nice. You know, you can have pleasantries or whatever. But ultimately, if you decide you want to be a dick, you can just be a dick and there's no real repercussions. Yeah. But a cop could just pull out his gun and shoot you.

So you never have the option of like, what are you talking about? You can say whatever you want to cops. Fuck you, officer. And they'll just, they'll get extra polite, which will make it even more embarrassing. Like, they'll make it feel worse because, like, we'll have a good, well, have a good day to you too, sir. You know? That's what, that's what they'll do.

I'm run into that because I've never, I'm always so nice to cops because I go, I put on the harmless retard routine because it always works. Or he goes, you got your license registration? I go, oh, geez, officer, oh, geez, yeah, hold on one second, man. I don't even know. I was like, he's like, you know, you're on your phone. I go, you're right. You know what? And that was wrong of me.

I shouldn't have been doing that. Like 100% agreeing with them and shit. I got to be like, you're absolutely. I remember, I go, I'm like, you're absolutely right. Like, I don't have any excuse. Like, I shouldn't have been on my phone. Yeah. I then tried to lie to the cop, but I did a bad lie because I was like, I was just trying

to figure out where I'm going. And then I went, you just handed him your ID. You live a block from here. That was the worst lie ever. And he looks at his, he looks at his, he looks at his, he goes, you're trying to figure out where you're going. you're in San Gabriel. So I got a buddy that I'm visiting or I'm going to go see.

So I had to figure out where he's going to get here. I don't know. Somehow he bought it. Anyway, then he comes back and he goes, he's like, yeah, you're, I was trying to find my insurance. I can find my insurance because that's the stupidest thing in the world. Can't they look this shit up? I mean, I guess they can't look up the insurance, but it's like, why do they need my license

registration? Don't they have all that shit? You have insurance? Yeah, they have that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. They want to make sure you have it, though. Put you on your heels. Who gives the shit if I have it or not?

It's a mind game, man. They're trying to mind. They're trying to mine hunter you. Like that show. Yeah. They're trying to get in your head. I was like, I was like, I got to look up the insurance on the phone. Can you wait? And he's like, listen, man, I'm just going to let you go or whatever.

And then I got to be all nice. Yeah, let me go. He didn't get a ticket or anything. Why? I think again because, I think again, because I think again, because I had to pretend to be nice to the cop and I went, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking being on my phone. I mean, that is just not something I would do.

I was like, I had one of those dash mounts and it broke. And I've been meaning to get it replaced. And I know that I'm driving dangerously. And I could hurt somebody, you know, if I keep it up. So I got to reel it in. And I'm glad you were there to keep me in check. Yeah, yeah. Or whatever.

Right, right. Okay. Anyways, I'm going to let you go. And I was like, you know what? I wanted to say, you're one of the nice. cops. Thank you for actually told them that. I'm like, hey, thank you. Hopefully sparing somebody in the future. That's still derogatory saying like you're one of the nice ones. Well, I think every cop knows the rest of the cops are mostly shitbags. I mean, they hang out

with them all day. And he goes, I think that cop walks away and he goes, I am one of the nice ones. Maybe the next guy who gets pulled over for no good reason. Are you watching porn? What were you doing on your phone? Remember that? I wish I was looking at porn. I don't even remember, man. You definitely remember. So you were doing something fucked up. You were doing something fun. No, man, once you hear that siren, the mind goes blank. There's zero chance that you don't remember what you were doing. I was probably looking at magic cards.

To be honest, the prices are going nuts. Those Final Fantasy cards are going to the roof. And I realized, yeah, okay. I said the reason all those videos of black people getting pulled over by the cops turned bad is like, someone just needs to like, when black people get into a confrontation, they're very upset. Are they ever out of one? Not of the time. Don't they just have like a continuum of connecting confrontations?

I'm saying, but like they always have those things about like, you know, if you're a black parent, you got to teach your kids to, you know, if a cop pulls you over, you got to act like this or whatever. I'm like, you're supposed to act like that all the time.

Yeah, I know. I think you just, I think just teach them like, you know, if you get into a situation with another person, you don't know, default to being like really polite and nice and that will probably end up working out in your favor.

You know, because most people are not looking to have a loud, you know, a confrontation. Right. Yeah. Whenever the cops go, do you know why I pulled you over and you watch the video? And they're like, I don't know what's going on. Why you pulled me over? I didn't know what.

Oh, man. Uh-huh. You really just want to like be there. Like you do kind of want to be the white friend. You go, oh, officer, she's black. She doesn't know how to, you know. know, just be normal. The cops have incredible patience. They don't know. She doesn't know how to pretend. Well, that's the weird thing is when they,

the videos where they have the patience where they go, listen. No, they always, they always have the patience with the, uh, with the diversity that they're forced to deal with. They have an incredible amount of patience for it. There needs to be a way to escape the looping. That's what it is. It's like once certain people get caught in the, I don't even know why you pulled me over. I didn't do anything. And they go. Well, that's very possible, but I just need to see your identification. What did I do? I didn't do anything.

Okay, but I just, if I can't see your ID, there's got to be like a... Wait, what was your problem? Having to be nice to cops? Having to be nice to cops, yeah. You don't have to, though. What if the cops had like a toy, you know, that you could give them? And you go, just to break the loop. We just go, here, I want you to hold this rubber duck for a second.

Who's holding the rubber deck? The cop or the person? The person has been pulled over. Okay. They're stuck in the loop of like, what is going on here? I didn't do nothing. You can't do nothing to me. And they go, I just want you to hold this rubber duck.

And they go. Yeah. And they might like reset or like just something so out of the ordinary because they get caught in the loop and you don't know that it's just like, hey, let's just. It should start with a gift with the cop exchange. When a cop pulls you over, he should have a little wrapped present because you're all pissed at the cop and he goes, hey, listen, I pulled you over. Can I get your license registration? If they're all crazy in ornery or whatever, you go, hey, hey, real quick, can I give you a pack of gum? you know and then they got to accept something from the cop

now the cop's like kind of a nice guy and they could go well I do like gum and then it would start the conversation moving down a different pathway. You know they should they should turn off they should stop requiring body cams and then the cops should just execute people that say that

and then let the word get out. Yeah. That would be that would be great and then no one would do it any and then the people who just you know deserve to be in society would not do that anymore they would say like yeah I saw that guy get killed I'm not going to do that I don't care. But then you watch the cop check videos where the guys are rude to cops.

And then you get it all. That's why it's so exciting. You're like, ah, that's awesome. I want to do that. But you can't do that unless you got like a fucking camera set up recording ready to go. Because what else is the point of it? It's like the only good fun of it is if you can record it later. You don't have to monetize every part of your life.

You know, you could just have like... It's not the monetization. It's like if the cop fucks around or some shit, then you got video evidence. And also the cop knows he's being recorded. So he won't fuck around. Yeah, that's the worst part, man. It's the fucking body cams. For the from the cops?

Yeah, because they have to be, they have to be like extra polite. They have to be like obnoxiously polite and sarcastic no matter what you say. Instead of just like putting a dent in your car. It's like, whoops. You shouldn't have been an asshole then, I guess. Like, wham! You know? Uh-oh.

Your car got keyed. You know? Yeah, there are pluses. There are pluses and minuses to the body cameras. I don't think we would want to get rid of the body of cameras now. I think now it's provided us with so much entertainment. So much entertainment. Black people flying at the camera like the superman.

Is it really just like, because it's just black people, the television show? Like we can't have it. Is that why? I don't know. We don't really have like shows anymore. We have like events. I know, but like there should be a guy. I know there's channels that do it.

but I feel like if you had Danny Tanner fucking America's wildest police hijinks where he goes, looks like this lady really had a bad day. Yeah. Just driving off and hitting a bunch of people or whatever. Like, shouldn't there be a goofy guy and sound effects and boo?

And then you cut to the studio audience and they're going, ah! And you go, and we've actually got Chiquanda here. Chequanda. What ended up happening? No, because it's all, it's all interactive. No. Like, you can't, you don't just consume it.

So everything has to be like a lecture and a, like, moralizing grandstand on police abuses and whatever. Like, you can't just watch it from home and go like, yeah, fucking tune that, tune that fucking drug addict up. Yeah. Like we used to. Yeah. It's too bad. Too bad. I don't know how we fix the relationship.

I don't know how we fix any of this, man. I am just watching people I think we need to make jail a little more fun so people aren't that upset about going there You know Okay If the cops said hey I gotta take you to the county jail But don't worry it's pizza night

You know you're just gonna hang out there Until like trailer park boys So we got pizza We got mozzarella sticks We got fucking soda fountain Then people be like yeah yeah Put the cuffs on I think they have a soda fountain in jail?

Yeah Do they have a soda fountain in jail? I think so yeah jail, like county jail, you can't get a soda. Like, the jail sounds fun. Yeah. They had internet. I don't know why they have internet there.

I don't know why they have internet there. Oh, you did? Why? Yeah. Yeah. Well, they should let you have your phone. You should just be able to hang out. Like, who gives this shit, you know?

Yeah. Then I think people, when they go, I think people get really spook when the cops were going to put you in handcuffs, we're going to take you to the jail. If jail was like, you know, hey, we got a movie theater. We got a bowling alley. They'd be like, all right. That's fine. I can go to jail for a couple days.

Fuck it. You know? I think the jail is what freaks people out. It's like, I don't want to, especially now because we are tech addicted. You're like, I'm going to miss all my shows and, you know, I can't podcast or whatever. Yeah, that's true. That's what people are really worried about. Yeah.

Yeah. So that's my second problem is jail should be a little more fun. Wait, is that your problem? Jail should be more fun or having you be nice to cost? I think it's a double. It's a two-ful. Oh, I do this shit. What?

I'm realizing that the problem is that a problem is that a. Black Lady heels, you got to go to jail. The problem was having to be nice to cops is funny. But then it's like, an whole other problem. All right. All right. Having to be nice to cops. Wow, the fucking problem police over here. We should get a little stinger for you.

Okay, here's my problem. I feel like I have to be nice to the problem police. Time. Time. Time, time, time, time, time. He's not enough of it. Is there? Show ends, work ends. Sun's in bed.

Yeah. Yeah, rushing to the show, skipping the show. There's not enough time, Vito. Uh-oh. So, this month will be my last month. Alright. Doing the show. I just don't have the time for it anymore.

Oh, you're back. Okay. You're back. What happened to you? I don't know, man. I don't want to do this. What? Time?

I don't have to. time, man. All right. I'm out of it. I got it. I got it. I'm out of time. All right.

I'm sorry. Where'd you go? I, uh, you know, jacked it a little bit. I just jacked off a little bit. Had to rub one out. Nothing lasts forever. Can you save this for a fun episode? Well, save it for next episode.

Oh, what do you mean? This episode sucks. Yeah. Yeah, so let's do a good episode And then you can do your big announcement Well I'll do this month Okay

I got a deal for you to think about Think if you want to do this You don't have to talk Just think about it Think about it for next week Think about what Think about this What if

What if I do this month and then what if what if what if you and Billy did the show after that right and all you did

was you kept everything you took over the channel everything but you just gave me a measly 25% what about that you are such a cock sucker what about that what about that

No. No, you're not getting 25% of the Billy and Billy to discuss. Not for just you. It's a terrible deal. This is a deal for you and Billy to discuss. What are you contributing to get 25%? Walking away. I'm contributing the most easiest gift in the history of podcasting. I will give you a one-time payout. Okay. How's that? No. You're not getting an on. One-time payouts, nothing. 25%. You're not getting easy. Easy money. That's, You know that's more than you're making now.

Okay. I would just do another show. This is, again, this is a conversation. This offer goes to both of you, not just you. Okay. This off, okay, well, you can give, how about you give Billy the show, and he can do the show with somebody else?

Because I'm not giving you 25% of ongoing revenues from the show. Actually, I will make the same, okay, you're right. I will make the same deal for Billy then. If Billy has somebody in mind that he'd like to take over this show with, they can take it over and just give me 25% of the Patreon. You've talked to me. You've made a good point. The deal is for... Well, I own half the show, so he's going to...

But you just said... He's going to have to be 25% to you and 25% to me. Well, then you can present that to Billy. But my deal is for you and Billy... So you're going to sell your 50%... No, I'm not selling anything. To Billy. I'm just saying either we shut the Patreon down or you and...

Billy take over the show instead of the fucking what magic show or whatever. I can tell you right now and we don't need to stretch this out. I'm not engaging in an ongoing business relationship where I give you money in perpetuity. Well that's a conversation for you and your partner to have.

There's no, there's no, I can't even email you. I'm not going to find a way to email me to send me money. You can't send money by email. Dick. If you don't want to do the show anymore, we can end the show. I will do a different show. I got. it's fine. That's what I'm giving you the option. Feel free

to think about it. I know you're a year, I know you're very emotional guy. I'm telling you right now 100% I'm not giving you 25% in perpetuity. Then we end the show at the end of the month, that's fine. We can just end the show. Yeah, sure. At the end of the month we can end the show. And shut down

the Patreon. Or you and Billy can take it over. It's a lot of money for Billy. That's all I'm saying. I'm just putting that out there. For you guys to discuss. For you guys to discuss. There's nothing to discuss that's actually insane. Well, I mean, it's a lot of money. Why do you want 25% anyway?

It's a lot of money. Wait, wait. It's a lot of money. Dick. What do you do? Okay, so you're telling me to do a different show. I got it. No, I'm giving you a deal.

That's the deal. You can take it over with your company partner. 25% to do nothing? To walk away. Easy, nice and easy. Man, what I don't want you. How much is that way? I have no interest in having you walk away.

Yeah, but I don't have, I am. I'm done. Okay, you're done. So I'll start a new podcast. Guys, go to YouTube. Or patreon.com slash the veto show for updates on the new podcast. I got an exciting format called The Jerkoff, which we will be pivoting to, following the end of biggest problem the universe at patreon.com slash the veto show.

You get access to my Discord channel where we're always. talk about new and exciting things that are coming up. And I'll talk to Billy and see if Billy is interested in doing another podcast. But there's no possible way to sustain a show where 25% of the money just goes out the window for a reason. A show that has legs. A show that has legs. Yeah, I can just do the exact same format and call it something else. I can call it Problem Town with Vito. Like, it doesn't, we've discussed this.

The format is whatever. We didn't discuss anything. I didn't discuss anything with you. We have absolutely discussed that the show is. format is not what is valuable. Hold on. I'm loading the superchats. Okay. There's nothing to discuss, and I'm not discussing. If you want to sell the show to Billy,

maybe he'll do it. Yeah. I'm not going to do it with him. I mean, yeah, I didn't think of that, but you're putting the idea in my head. Maybe it's, maybe Billy's the talent. Hey, how about Billy and Maddo? I'll sell my half to Maddox. I'm not selling half of anything. Like, I'm not doing like this let's make a deal shit. I'm telling you, if you want to take over the show with Billy and not do this fucking retarded magic show that you got, I mean, you guys are better than the magic show.

I don't care either way. I'm just telling you, I'm just telling you that the offer's out there. So me and Billy might do a new show if Billy's into it, or I might do the show with Josh Denny or somebody else. I mean, you could do anything. Don't let me talk you out of something you're already doing. But I'm telling you this offer is also there for you. You're telling me biggest problem is that.

I got it. Yeah. Fugahua gods for two. Thank you for not killing his show. Dick, penis, second. 25% are you retarded? It's a good deal. Who would win?

The meltdown? It's not a good deal. After you spent a year destroying the Patreon and getting it down to like as low of a pot. Now, if you had made this deal at the beginning before you completely tanked the show and put it in the gutter, maybe then I would have considered it. So there is a number where it's a good deal. Cameron for five.

Incredulous Vito, Stonewall Vito. Always a lack of understanding. can. Let me lock feet on to the YouTube so he can't do fill-in shows. The show should go back to a weekly format. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I can't. Look, I get it. You got other stuff going on that's more exciting. It's fine. But there's 25% of thing. Did you really think I was going to bite on that? Are you insane? I don't care.

That's the deal that you're being offered. It's good for you. It's good for you. It's a good deal. I'll give you a one time payout. You can walk away and be happy. What's the one-time payout? Come up.

Figure it out. $200.000. Yeah, exactly. You're going to ask for some retarded fucking number. Well, what's the number? I mean, Bender for five. Vito's not a pedophile. For a show that makes what?

Five grand a month. What do you expect to get? He's a grifter and probably date rapist. We use the icon. L.J. Clapperino for five. TPB is P-splash on my floor no matter how well I am. Patreon.com slash veto guys. Miserl Metron.

Vito show. For five. Please get more guests. There shouldn't be any excuses since the show is virtual. That's a good point. The show will be called The Jerkoff.

I've already got jerkoff. Show, I think. Do you really? Yeah, jerkoff. What? That's not a good URL? It's funny that it's the jerkoff.com.

That's funny. Guys, you get access to the Vito Disco. Or you can discuss which guest you would like me to have. Can we get an update from Deep State Derek on current events? Maybe Scott Adams could visit too. This show is over.

Are you going to do guest appearances? Is that part of your 25% fee? Why would I do guest appearances? The fee is to walk away. Erb beta pass for two. What kind of fridge does Vito need? A big one. It's a joke.

Erb beta pass for five. Why did Vito print the comic without color? He's delayed it for two years just for the color. No response. Justin Brodick for two. Vito's video is worse than Johnny's brain rot. Yeah, it's bad, I know. Irrbeta patch for two.

We need a cured for tinnitus, so Vitas can't play videos. Jared for two. Hello, sir. We had a great show. Pickled video, very funny. Hello from India. Chris X for two. And if you just let me run the show.

Vito, you're going to fix the focal length issue. The focal length is great. Mr. Jickey for 10. The next week, I'll be reading my physical copy of Superkillers shipped to my house for free. How much is it going to cost to get my coloring book, Vito? I mean, I knew this was coming. I just didn't know you were going to ask for 25% for nothing.

It's crazy. I know. If I was giving something, it would be more. Cameron for two. The comic was never part of the show, Vito. Urbeta Pass for five. Ask Claude to color Superkiller and see who does it better. Trio Doug for five.

Even if your TV isn't plugged into the cable, they'll still find you because you can plug it into the cable any time. England sucks. Yeah, I know. they're crazy LJ Clauberino for two Yo Mama Cameron for two

The show ended before Super Killer released Baldor for two Balder will take the show Maybe Balder and Billy would be a good show Comic artist pro secrets for five Dick this ingrate doesn't deserve

His 37.5% of the show I know it's a tiny reduction and he gets to continue the show Actually Vito doesn't have to take any reduction at all you just give 25% to Billy He's just an ego thing It's crazy Trio Doug

It's not an ego thing. Give the show to me and Riley. I'll give you 50%. Yeah, give it a Riley. That'll last about a week. Well, you and... No, you and Billy, I think it's got to be you and Billy. You guys are good together.

I think me and Billy are good together. So if you want the show to continue, just give me the show. I'm not going to fight you about it. What do you mean you're not going to fight me about it? What do you actually want? I just told you the I told you a deal that I'm willing to Why do you want money? What do you

You're fine I know you have money So it's not about money What do you actually want It's a licensee GGEs for 50 Make the deal Vito That guy's got money

Comic Book Pro Secrets for five Dick Clark is dead Yet his estate still gets 25% of Dick Clark's New Year's Rock and Eve While someone else hosts it Vito Did you know that? And I will get

50% of my new podcast venture and if Billy is my co-host you should get the Patreon up right now for your new podcast venture well the problem is that it's that same problem where if you use a new Patreon they take 10% right off the top

what so it's better to find a grandfathered Patreon account and then they take less percentage Trio Doug for 2 Super Killer really killed this show now nothing lasts forever Trio Doug but thank you employee of the month You were the last employee of the month.

The Wanderers Field Guide for two. Cry bully, Richard. How am I crying? The mallware for two. This show is ending before Superkiller ships. One of the Superkillers might make it out this month. I don't know. One of you, you have proofs.

You want your copy? I mean, I'll come by. I'll put it in your mailbox. Baldur for five. I'll put it in your mailbox tonight. No, do not come to my house tonight. Ballard for five. You said you wanted your copy?

I'm gonna bring it over. I didn't say I wanted my copy. You said whoever gets me my copy, so you're getting your copy. Balder for five. Hard to do a show making fun of people in Vito clearly can't take being made fun of. You killed a beat. I can take getting married fun of it. It happens all the time.

Mr. I don't know, man. I don't understand this at all. Somebody clipped out response. You can't do the show anymore. Somebody clipped that response. I can get made fun of it happens all the time. Mr. Jeekey for five.

Literally. This idea that I, the little, this. idea that like I don't have thick skin and that like I'm so precious about being made fun of that it killed the show. It's just ridiculous. Mr. Jeeke for five. The payout should be

121-365. Vito should have said that. Look, the people who people right now are getting exactly, people are getting exactly what they wanted. They wanted this show to end from day one. Like that was what they wanted. People wanted this show. They wanted a repeat

of the last show. But the problem That they didn't get was they wanted a big Maddox blowup where the two hosts leaving, like absolutely hating or whatever and feuding. And I just don't care. Like you didn't get it. I'm sorry. Why do you think people wanted that? Because they're addicted to it, man. The drama of it. I get it. The Maddox stuff was like exciting and fun, though. Radio Wars. Two people going at it. How many people do you think wanted that? They just wanted a funny show. Why do you think people wanted a big rancorous blowup? because they love it. The drama propels it. People have been egging it on since day one. And I've been here going, guys, I don't think me and Dick have to be at odds with each other. I think we can just do a fun show.

And people have been constantly needling this like drama. And at a certain point, it just became... Wait, what do you mean? Needling the drama? Like Eric July? That's... People loved the Eric July stuff. That was the... That was the peak. People going to you and going, oh, Vito did this thing wrong. Vito said this, which is shitty. Just like trying to stir up.

this weird fucking animosity. What are you talking about? People come to me. People going, did you know, Dick's talking shit about you, Dick, whatever. And at the end of the day, I said, yeah, I don't,

whatever, man. I just want to do a fun, funny show. Who are you talking about? I don't think people, I don't think, like, the majority of people wanted this, like, this thing that you're talking about.

There have been people who from day one have been, let's, dude, there are people who go, man, I can't wait to see Vito fail. I want to see him homeless. I want to see everything fall apart for him.

How many people could say that? How many people could possibly say that? A lot. A hundred? Dude, it's the whole Kiwi Farms mentality of like, we want to see this guy ruined. We want to see him ruin his life.

He's a lull cow. Maybe we can push him into blowing everything up and destroying the show. Who? Who are you talking about? Dude, I don't know their names. It's like bum fuck and plum jar and Jim.

Okay. They all are fucking in internet names, man. Fucking plum jar. The point is... So those guys wanted you to... Wanted you to what? Be homeless? Dude, it's the same as like...

It turned into the Kiwi farm shit where they just go, hey, here's a guy who's a little bit happy and he enjoys what he's doing. I was having a great time putting on this show every week, bringing comedy to people.

And then people said, well, hey, maybe we can make him freak out. Nice guy. Here's a human paraquat. Right? Dude, it's the shit they always do. Like, where they go,

well, if we just harass him over and over, eventually he'll freak out. What do you mean harass you, though? If he freaks out, oh, I don't know, like coming to my house, filming inside my garage, fucking, what, Sean? Skits-O-Shahn? That one guy? Happened more times than that.

You don't know about it, because I don't talk about it. Oh, really? On at least three different occasions, I'm dead serious, on at least three different occasions, people come to my house, filmed inside my garage, taking tours around my house. Was that L-D-W-P?

were they checking the meter especially? Like were they... No, just assholes who are former fans of the show who decided, well, maybe we can maybe we, and again, they would send me messages, they'd send me pictures of my house, you'd be like, I was at your house last night, you're a fucking...

Pictures of your house from the street? No, like going into my garage and fucking around and like touching my shit. Touching your car? And I don't talk about it. Touching whatever's in the garage, man. Going through my boxes and shit. And I don't talk about it.

Because fucking obviously, you know, you don't talk about that shit. Why are you talking about it now? More of it. Because I'm telling you that those people who have been pushing to, look, we want Vito to fail. I got it. Okay. I might fail. I probably will fail.

There's a very strong chance I will fail at life. I will never be a great creator. I will never be a great comedian. I will never be a great comic creator. You got what you want, man. Like, what more can I give to you? Do you need me to hang myself? Would that make it work?

They would really hate if you did the show with Billy and gave me 25%. It's just, they want the show to end. They would, either way, they would go, oh, my God, Vito has to give Dick 25% of his money, what a cuck. Or the show ends, and they go, oh, my God. The show ends, Vito's a cuck. Who cares about plum jar and fumbus? I'm just saying that you guys who have been pushing from day one to try to try. and end the show and some big dramatic freakout. Well, you didn't get that. Like, you really

wanted some blow up where I betrayed Dick and I go nuts and I sue him. You didn't get that. So now you get this slow, pathetic petering out. And congratulations. You got it in your head. I don't know who these people are who want this, like, thing that you're talking about. The most supportive everyone was being was... It's the same people who sent people to my house to film videos and posted my address and posted my phone number. I'm pretty sure you posted your address. I never post my address, but let's be clear. These people, even if there's not a lot of them, they're very dedicated and they spend hours and hours going, how can we fuck with Vito?

How can we make the show on fun? How can we suck all the comedy out? Who are you talking about, though? Like, why don't I see any of this stuff? Dude, they're not sending it to you. They send it to me. How would I know? The reason you don't hear about it is because any time I've gone to you and said,

Blocked. Hey, this guy's fucking around talking about coming to my house. You said, I don't want to hear about it So there you go, you don't have to hear about it. Yeah, so there, that's why you don't know about it. Blocked. Blocked. I'm like Neo. Okay, so don't tell me, don't tell me who are these people, what are you talking about?

But you don't have any name. It's just like jumblar flumbus and stuff. Bro, when Schizzo-Shan said, I'm going to Vito's house to fucking record shit, I sent you one email that said, hey, I don't want to promote this guy on the show anymore. Yeah. And you said, you immediately posted that fucking email on Twitter. basically agging him on going I can't believe Vito would bother me with this What I can't do you was

Yeah okay well all I said to you was Hey I'm not gonna promote guys Who are coming to film shit at my house It's not cool man I'm not gonna give him fucking screen time Well you didn't Did you? No but it doesn't matter

Because you gave them the promotion They wanted anyway You fucking blasted it out on Twitter How's that my fault? Why did you post that email? It's funny It's not funny I legitimately told you

Hey a guy's joking about coming to my house I'm not okay with it Sean I mean it's not a guy You know him very well Schizzo Sean I don't know him very well dude He's a guy who listened to the show At the time I barely knew anything about him

Other than he came to Hackamania Why do you think I had this like deep fucking romantic involvement Because he talked to people a lot I think you knew who Schizzo Sean was Dude I don't know I have no idea why you thought I knew who he was. I really didn't.

As far as I knew. As always around, everybody knows who he was. Like, he sent a bunch of chats. He literally popped up one day and I fucking had no idea what he was. He was just like a mysterious guy with the bunny ears that showed up one day. All right, look. Like the gunslinger. Like a all the man in black.

Everybody wanted, you know, to fail. Guy Guy, guy says when's the PCA reunion? Trio Doug for two. says Vito is fucking panicking, LMA. I'm not panicking because I've known. Look, dude, I've known for a year that you would eventually end the show over something. I'm not ending it. I'm just,

I'm saying it could go on in this version and you're saying that's not enough money for you. So it's not, it's not me ending it. I'm saying this version could continue with these guys that you love, but you're saying, I want more money. And I'm saying, well,

I just don't think, you know, I don't think you're going to get more money. I think it's a pretty good deal. That's all. I think I'm a great podcaster. I think I'm a funny guy. And I think I will find a home continuing to podcast.

I think if there's an audience out there that likes when the show is just about having fun and doing comedy. All right, let's do a comedy show, man. You sound like Opie. I think we can just do it. Well, I'm going to pass out. Johnny Rocking for Fives is Vito Will Regret Not Taking the 25% in a Year of Tops. Comic book prose secrets for twos as I'm crying laughing. Yeah, thank you, EBS.

The Wanderers Field Guide for Two says, Don't forget to thank Sean Maddox. Yeah, thanks for this next. Chris for Two, Rip Show. Cammer for two, how about a measly 20%. Now, there you go. This guy gets it. Baldur for five.

Do you take Plum's name in vain? The plums were your only supporters. Don't you take plums name in vain. Your plums were your only supporters. Uh, Cameron for two. Vito, why are you shaking? That's his camera. I'm just bouncing my leg.

Comic artist pro secrets for five. It's crazy how Vito became exactly like Liam Gray or July and Patrick S. Tomlinson with this shit. Riley broke him. I don't agree. I think I just kept making stuff. Cameron for, like, I don't understand. I don't say the end one. Guys, I know you're trying to manufacture me into like some sort of low-account character,

and you just never got it. You never got that out of me. What do you mean, guys? You can keep doing this like fake laughter and this like, oh my God. Vito's lost it. Vito's a complete crash out. But at the end of the day, I just wanted to show up and make a funny podcast. Yeah.

What did I do that was so abhorrent? I don't know why you think something has to be abhorrent to be funny. Like, it's funny. But you guys are going like, it's funny. It's this, Vito's an absolute joke. He provides nothing. All of this is just comedy.

When did I say that? His life is comedy. You're saying I'm Patrick Tomlinson. I'm Liam Gray. I'm a, what, I'm a boogey? Eric July. No, he didn't say boogie. I don't think that's fear really.

The reference wouldn't make sense. You don't think those guys are funny? I don't understand why me showing up every week. We're trying to come up with like funny shit to say on a. podcast is such a, what an absolute failure this guy is. You don't see that what you're saying right now is so funny? No, it's like crazy to me that this is how this sphere operates. They're like, I don't think you guys can interact genuinely on anything.

No, we definitely have huge issues. It's our, it's our, we really have to look at our lives. No, I think you are trying to manufacture like this Maddox character. Like, that's all this has ever been is going. going, look, Vito's, it's like when you say, Vito's just like Eric July. And I go, well, how am I like Eric July? And you go, oh, you're just like it, man, in every way. And I go, yeah.

Yeah, how? Okay, how? Like braggadocious in pretending to make a comic but not having, like, the expertise to be as arrogant. What am I braggadocious? What am I bragging about? Like, you're the success of your comic, that you always throw that in people's faces who are lesser than you. You say, oh, yeah, well, my comic is this.

You throw it in their face. And then when people complain, you, like, brush it all. off as like, uh, I have no, I, bro, all, all, the only thing I've ever said, I mean, what I said is accurate. What I said is an accurate explanation of why we think. I don't think I've ever bragged about my comic. I think I've very clearly said from day one, I said, hey, listen, man, I don't really know what I'm doing. No, you're, I've seen you tell people that, like, just brush them off. It's like, why don't you go make something? Like, when you're, when I create things. Yeah, yeah. No, no, that's not me saying what I make is great. It's me saying when

people go, hey, Vito, you put up a video and it only got 5,000 views. And I go, yeah, getting YouTube views is really hard. No, there's, there's no humility when I've, when I've seen you argue with people about your audience size and theirs, there's no humility in it. I see that you're trying to say like, yeah, guys, we're in this together, but that's like obvious bullshit. You're not, you're way meaner than that. There's nobody listening to the show would think you're like an earnest person like this all the time. It's retarded. Well, you know what? When I'm responding to fucking trolls who the first thing out of their mouth is look at your failed channel and your failed shit. Yeah. I go like, I don't know, man. I think I've done, I think I've done

okay. I mean, it's just like what the way you're describing yourself is such obvious bullshit. I don't even think it merits a response. Like nobody, nobody acts as good as you're claiming that you act right now. Nobody. Here's what it comes. Here's what comes down to is, they're bit vicious and spiteful. Like, people are just mean. People want me to not take pride in what I do. They're like people, people really hate confidence. They really hate when a guy like me is not just like, yeah, I am a piece of shit and I fucking suck or whatever else where I just go, you know what?

I've made some stuff that people have really liked and I'm pretty confident that the thing I made is not complete shit. Yeah. I've made a number. I've made a lot of content that I look at it and I go, even from a personal standpoint of Yeah, obviously I'm going to be biased towards my own works, but I look at it and I go, I don't know, man, I think I make okay shit. I think I'm pretty funny. And that's like, that's definitely not the you who talks to people on Twitter.

You're like the huge, you're a huge asshole to people on Twitter all the time and on social media. Me on Twitter. Me on Twitter is a completely different guy than me. Well, then you get, you engage with people in a way that makes them your, that makes them like want to fuck with you all the time. And now you're like, I don't know why people want to fuck with me. I'm just like, oh, shucks, I'm just trying to, like, you're like fucking Morty now, but you're not like that. Because they're operating in this like perpetual, uh, irony poisoned way. Even now in the chat where everyone's just going, oh my God, it's such a crash out. It's the end for Vito.

It's just funny. Like, who cares? I guess it's funny to pretend. I guess it's funny to pretend that's what's going on. But at the end of the day, dude, this is. It's not pretending. It's funny. Okay.

They're- They're genuinely laughing. They think it's funny. What's the problem? Sure. When everybody's telling me, you're a complete failure. You'll never make anything of yourself. You're nothing without dickmastres and you're nothing without that show.

I have to be reckless enough to say, I think I can make something happen. Yeah. It is the audacity of hope. You don't think that's like gay and funny? Like, even the way you're so serious now about this stuff. It's 100%. Yeah, but funny too. It's not just gay and earnest, it's like gay and funny.

But this isn't funny. This show falling apart is a fucking tragedy. I mean, who cares? This is your first time? Me. Like, yeah, don't worry. It happens. Yeah, it happens, and it's really sad.

I really liked what we had, and I really liked doing the show with you. And it falling apart is really sad. Well, you know, I've got another month of shows. And you and Billy can continue doing it after that for a measly, 25% I know you are very good at just ending things and to me I go

this will always be a part of me and it's something that yes I took very seriously I devoted a lot of myself to this show and everybody can say this is gay and cringe and whatever else but it's the truth Christian for me like you know

I've told you a million times I don't want to be fake like I could very easily go yeah fuck this show fuck dick dick's a piece of shit I don't want to be fake. You're fake all the time. What are you talking about? Okay. It's impossible

to be real in this fucking sphere. It's very hard. You have to put up constant barriers because everyone is just ripping on everything at all times. Everyone has to be irony. You can't have a genuine thought or feeling because I'm going to go, you're gay, that's gay.

Look, Vito had a genuine thought or feeling. I genuinely enjoyed doing the show with you. He genuinely hates gets so Sean. So is that like... No, actually, I think Schizophren's another guy who just got fucking irony poisoned. And now it seems like Schizophrencicin realizes, oh shit, I was so caught up in the fucking manufactured frenzy. Doggy, dog, girl.

That I stopped thinking about Vito as a real human being who just wants to be left alone in his home. Schizophrenon seems to get it then. That's why it's so funny. Because you're not. I'm not what? A real human being that wants to be left alone in his home. A real human being would not have come out in a fucking... bluey shirt goofing around on camera. A real human being would just like stay in their home.

That's what makes it so funny. I had my reasons for coming out. They're all funny. They're all funny. I thought he was going to like, you know, make a scene, bother the neighbors and fucking whatever else. And I wanted to make sure he stayed off the property. But why is there a blue shirt then? I was just wearing a blue shirt that day. And I said, I'm not going to change the shirt just

because the guy's, I don't like the idea that my life is being dictated by other assholes that like I have to change my shirt because the guy's coming over. Why do you want to get into content creation then if you don't want your life to be dictated by the audience? What kind of content creation? Like what do you mean? All of it. All of it. And making anything.

Making anything. Well, I think for the most part, I've basically stopped a lot of what I was doing. Well, you should keep doing it. She'd keep doing what? Look, I enjoy podcasting. I think, if anything, the show has shown me that podcasting is one of the things I'm good at. I'm good at maintaining a conversation and being quick and funny on the fly. And I do want to continue doing that.

So, you know, I was value in that. You can get that today for the low, low cost of 25%. Grisha for five. Vito, you had plenty of supporters. You got over $100,000 to make a comic book. You saying people wanted the show you to fail is disingenuous. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly, exactly the point right there.

You had tons of supporters. Tons. Right, but then it kept turning into there was a new goalpost constantly, and I eventually realized, okay, I can't. The goalpost was releasing the comic. And that's happening. But let's be clear, before that it turned into. Let's be clear that that's still the same goalpost.

Okay, Vito's got to do the weight loss challenge. and then Vito has to do this fucking bit. What bit? I mean, it was just a recurring fucking segment that I got constant messages about. It became a new... Losing weight? You're like...

There was always some new thing. Or Vito did this thing wrong and we're gonna, this week, we're gonna focus on this thing. Vito did wrong. It sounds like you're just trying to like obfuscate from what the guy's saying. You got a ton of supporters

that gave you $100,000. If the show ends, because I didn't know how to make a comic book quickly, where, let's be clear, there's other people working on the comic. Okay? So it's Ketter's fault? What's his guy's name? Once you start going down a road, Ketterd delayed the book by about, you know, look,

eventually we got on the schedule, but there was that eight-month period where he was working on a different book. We've talked about this. He thought that book was going to wrap up quickly. But that first year, pages were not coming in. And it's whatever. That's part of making an indie comic, man. It's like, I don't have money.

And then I got a letterer and the letterer didn't do a good job. And then I got a different colorist before I brought on the current colorist and they weren't nailing it. I mean, I didn't have a team in place. Thankfully, I'm happy with what I arrived at. And, you know, we're cranking ahead on the second one. Look, there are so many creators out there that have delayed projects. Yeah, but this is like the only... Yeah, but you're talking about your supporters like they're just like a commodity.

Like, these people supported you. They didn't support other creators. Like it's kind of offensive for you to say like, hey, you know, like I'm just one of these big shot creators that people like you support. And, you know, they're having a tough. We're all having a tough time. Yeah, you're big-legging them. Like, you're not looking at it from the point of these people supported me. You're saying, I'm just one of these creators that's having problems.

You guys as the guys that support us need to understand that. Do you see how much that would piss people off? or not at all. Why would that be the end? They're saying at the end of the show is the fact that... You don't understand at all why that pisses people off

when you talk like that. I'm not wrapping my head around it. Well, that's too bad. Comic book artist is pro. They're saying that the show ended because I struggled to make a comic book, something I've never made before and I had other people...

Look, if I was drawing at myself... That's generous. Are they saying that? If I was drawing it myself, I get it. If I was, you know, coloring it myself, but I ended up having to rely on other people because I don't know how to do that.

Relying on other people really sucks. I'll tell you that. Comic Artist's Pro Secrets for Five says, it's sad that Vito stopped listening to his fans and now only hears his haters. Yeah, this headache has got to end for Dick. Imagine listening to this. You really have focused on your haters.

You're like... I hear my fans, and my fans are over on my channel and they're over listening to The Magic Podcast, and they're not just constantly burying this show and just this weird negativity of, oh, this show sucks, Vito's not funny, whatever else, man. It's amazing that me and EBS

have no idea what's going on and that you do. When I go on other shows, man, I don't get it. It's just like people understand that, hey, that was a great comedy show. PCA fans are notoriously, overwhelmingly supportive, right? Dude, when I go on PCA,

like, I get really nice comments. Yes, but do they? Do they, do this host of that show get treated like you? when you go on? You know the answer already. You already know the answer because they joke about it.

I'll see a lot of comments. I see a lot of comments. Like Taylor's fucking Asian voice was funny. Like people will take the time to actually comment. So they don't. So they get funny on this episode. So they get complimented. So there you go.

Your worldview is totally intact. You're right. 300 yard wink for three. Mint Salad's plan finally worked. Koof for two. Thank you for not killing yourself. that this narrative that look yeah you're right I'm probably going to

fail in life I'm probably not going anywhere it probably doesn't get any better than this you guys can go oh look Vito was an OPEB Vito was a fucking Maddox Vito was a yeah you're fixed on this like failure shit like honestly I think the show being done because I'm going to

because there's a very good chance I'm going to fail in life there's a very good chance you've already there yeah absolutely 100% I think I've already failed so then why are you fixated on it because all I can do is try to do better. And that's all I'm doing. Like, dude, if I really wanted to, I could have said, you know what?

I'm not printing the comic. I'm a failure. I'm not doing anything. And I said, this sucks. It sucks to get up. And I got to, like, work on printing a comic where half the comments are, you're late, you're a failure. Go kill yourself.

But I want it done because it's something I care about. But you're talking about, like, five or ten minutes out of the day. I'm working on the dude I'm working on the second one I'm working on the third one I'm going this matters to me and I got to push past all the people who the comments are I can't wait till the second one comes out so we can see how little money veto makes and then he'll finally know what a fucking failure

he is and I go don't you think that's interesting that's fine don't you think that'd be interesting to see how little the second one makes like do you understand why that's interesting to people dude I cannot understand rooting for someone to fail who's just trying to make something happen. You rooted for Eric July to fail for like two years, the best parts of the show. I did not root for Eric July to fail.

I very specifically said, dude, I very specifically said I got no problem with Eric making a comic. And if he was doing it in a way that wasn't retarded, I would have no problem with it. Okay, so you can't imagine any scenario where somebody would think it was funny if someone else failed. You can't imagine a single scenario in the history of the world where it's funny if someone fails.

Why is it funny if I fail? I'm not saying you. I'm saying like imagine you can't even... But that's what it is. But you're a writer, right? You can't even imagine this scenario. But I'm telling you guys, you have it. I will fail.

You can't even imagine why that's funny to people, though. Sell like dog shit. If that's going to give you the laugh riot of your life, okay. I'm just tired of existing in a space where... Yeah. Okay, well, that's not the space I want to exist in. I don't want it to exist in a space where we go... Live Vito's YouTube views.

Look at how little money his comic made. He's a fucking failure. He's a fucking loser. I'm not in that space anymore. I'm done with it. It's more like... It's more like, wow, he fucked everyone over with the first one. Let's see that everyone reciprocates.

If you guys feel fucked over because I took too long to make it look good? I'm sorry. No, it was your attitude towards people with the delay. There was no attitude. What attitude? This has been exhausted. This topic has been exhausted, but people constantly said that you block them or an asshole to them

about even asking for updates about the comic. Like them saying, like hey, is there any updates? And you said block them or say something shitty. That's not what it is. I've explained what happens a million times. I will tweet. Hey, look, you know, I might go to the state fair tomorrow. I might you know, oh, I just had a cheeseburger.

Where's the comic? Yeah, and they'll go, why aren't you working on the comic, fatty? Not everyone says that. And I blocked them. See, I mean, this is, even the way you're framing normal people, the way you're framing your backers is offensive.

The way you're framing the people who backed you. I don't know that you're a backer. If you're a backer and you want an update on the book, go to Indie Go-Go-Go. I'll be updating it today or tomorrow, showing off the fucking print proof. That's where you get your updates. So in your mind, there was no instances of friendly fire at all.

Twitter is not the place to go, where's my fucking comic book? Why, they paid for it? Where's my comic? So send me, send me, why are you, why are you putting that? Again, it's not, hey, where's my comic? No, there's a lot of that. There's a lot of that. There's a lot of people who just ask normally.

I guarantee there isn't. No. See, this is the lying that winds people up that you're doing right now. They know you lie. So what should I do when I just post? Okay, so I'm posting on Twitter, just stuff that's going on or stuff I'm interested in. And someone comes in and they go, why aren't you working on my comic book, asshole? Why aren't you?

Can I block that guy? I mean, you took his money. Why would you block him? So I took his money. So for the next three years, I'm engaged or whatever until the book comes out. It should be six months. It's not supposed to be three years. That's a problem.

That's the problem. Well, let me be clear. Not seeing that stuff in my feed will get you the book quicker because I don't want to deal with it. It's a strange. I mean, it won't, though. Like, this is why people are rooting against you now. If you thought back in the comic, it was like really. important for you to go on Twitter and constantly be like, fuck you, where's the comic? Fuck you.

Okay. So that's everybody who has a problem who got blocked. No, not everybody, but you're saying the problem was my attitude to, you're saying the big problem is that my attitude towards people on Twitter was, oh, I don't want to be called an asshole, so I'm just going to block that guy. But if you send me a message and you go, hey, what's, if you send me a message and you say, hey, can I get a status like, hey, what's going on? I can be like, okay, well, here's where we are. Camin for two. Oink, oink, oink, I'll update as I can. Patchwork twerk for 10. You never got to make me into a low cow

guys. You never you have never gotten multiple streams where I erratically argue and trade calls. To manipulate everyone around me, Vito the talent Juissualdi. I have no interest in manipulating anyone. Pop sculpture for two. Vito, am I getting my super killer lunch cuffs? Cameron for two.

Everyone's getting the lunchbox. Who ordered the lunchbox? Comic book artist Pro Secrets for two. Vito became a Thin-skinned victim of the internet. Yeah. Yeah, the obsession with haters. I'm not thin-skinned, though. That's the crazy thing.

Dude, me blocking people who call me a fat asshole is not thin-skinned. I don't want to be called a fat asshole all day. You couldn't even take his little ribbing right there. You couldn't even take his tiny criticism. But it's based on a fucking lie. How am I thin-skinned? I have the most reasonable limits out of anybody. I say, don't come to my house.

If you come to my house, I'm going to be upset about it. You don't even take light-hearted jokes like that. Like, that's a really light criticism. I do. Constantly, you can go back through a hundred episodes of people going, hey, Vito, you're a fucking fat, whatever. And if the joke is legitimately funny, I would laugh along with it. It's not about being legitimately funny.

Like, you're like the arbiter of comedy. Like, this is just a simple comment about you became thin. How would you like me? Okay. But you did. I disagree. I disagree. I disagree.

I disagree. Do you, that I'm thin skin? Do you see a commonality? with some people that they are fixated on their haters? Do you ever see that? I'm not. I would like to just... I didn't say you.

I just said people. Do you ever see that in people? Sure. Yeah, sure. What do you mean sure? Yeah. Okay, would you like me to say yes? Is sure not an affirmative?

Well, no, it sure is not an affirmative. Because you're still guarding your answer about you. You still are like saying this is about me, so I'm not going to agree with it. I thought this was going somewhere. Have I seen people? people on the internet who react too much to haters. Yes. They're obsessed with them. Okay. You don't see that? All they talk about is they're haters? I just said yes. I just said yes. So where are we going with this? How does it go for them? Like, what do people think about that?

What do you think about them? Give me an example of somebody. You can't think of anybody who's obsessed with haters? Liam Gray. How about Liam Gray? Yeah, he's a good example. Sure. Sure. Okay. And you know what he does with his obsessiveness over his haters is he streams about him all the time he tweets about him all the time he brings him up on every fucking show I don't do that oh yeah

this is about you again alright Lawrence Devaney for five yes I'm saying if I had thin skin wouldn't I react in very loud public ways to these supposed haters hack the movies for five

I cut Vito off and left him alone over a year ago. No one cares about your cutting me off story, Tony. Up until recently, he's still going into my live chats, trying to troll me for attention. I think I showed up exactly once because you show up on my feed and I said hi. Jesus Christ, Tony. Cameron for two, what era do we live in this week, Vito? I cut Vito off so I could run my very successful hack the movie show. See, there you go.

Now it's about how other people are failures. Like, it's, you have a fixation on success and failure that you insult people with. Always. Always. I have a fixation on, I don't understand why we're not just all working together to promote each other. I love promoting my friends and I love seeing them succeed. When I was on Hack the Movies Channel, I did everything I could to promote it and try and help him grow his channel. I don't understand this fucking sphere that goes, you know what would be great is if in

Instead, we all shit on each other and dragged each other down. I don't get that. Well. I'm very excited about promoting my friends and trying to see them succeed and giving them opportunities. And if I have work that I can possibly give them or they have work that they need or something I can. You know, I had a guy. He had a little YouTube channel and he goes, how do I have like a cool background? And I said, this is a great guy.

And I ran into, no, I ran into fucking premiere. and I said, well, you could try animating the background like this or whatever else. I don't know. I took a lot of... That's weird. I took a lot of pride in helping a guy make a background for a YouTube video. You should open a fiber. And I guess that's just...

You could get some... We'd be a little bit of money for it. I like being useful. I like being helpful. I really do. Yeah. And all the other guys out there, Comic Skate, guys, Ethan, if you're watching this,

I like being helpful. I like being useful. You know, the most useful you could be is putting your comic out. asking me for notes on CyberFrog and then going, hey, those are pretty useful notes. Yeah. Was really cool. And I really took some pride in that. But then you called him a has-be.

And I guess, when did I ever call him a has-be? What are you talking about? When me and EBS were doing a comparison of Isom and Superkiller, you were in the chat saying, oh, look, it's two has-bens. And if I said that, that would be the only time I said that. And I don't think even's a has-been. I do not remember saying that You said it

I mean I think you guys were razzing me So I was razzing you're going Ah Vito's comic sucks He's the shit Like oh These has beens really know anything Obviously I like Ethan Van Skyver

I watch Ethan Van Skyver Watch Ethan Van Skyver show all the fucking time No you like it You like it because you're doing this like Weird apology now But you were pissed up You were in that chat Being an asshole

The whole time we were in there You don't think that's a little weird I was being funny What is this whole Okay you go Hey isn't it great When the people are in the fucking chat being assholes and then I do it and you go

oh you're so mad yeah you're really mad Psycho Crusher 69 for 20 Hey Dick When did Liam Graham But you guys were saying shit about the comic That was wrong and I was going You didn't even fucking read the fucking page

I mean there's four shots in the gun I read that It said there was three But there was four shots in the comic It didn't say there was three It says it holds three And it shot four times So stupid me I guess

I don't know media Can you reload a gun Can a gun? Can a gun reload, Dick? Well, that's not really how like, do you have a gun that when you shoot the clip, the clip's empty forever and you can never put more bullets

in it? I guess it's just a weird, it was a weird part of the story. And I agreed with changing it because the audience. That's all. Well, it wasn't a mistake. Because I vend over for five. I know how many times that guns shoots in a comedy. Wow. Just re on

a whole comic. I'm on the hundredth episode of my first watch. Rip, sorry, Masterson, Laugh. Sorry, Mr. Masterson, lapse after lapse of judgment of me. Balder for two, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Vito. Buttered and Bread and Slice for two. Oh my God, y'all still alive. It's a fight episode?

Bend over for five. Vito, you cry and cry and cry, pretending you're never responsible for your actions. You have the accountability of a woman. You need to leave California. Balder for five. The comic destroying the show is secondary to you not being able to take what you dish out. I can take everything. Okay, what have I dished out that I proportionally did not receive?

I don't know. Is Baldur saying that? I don't know. Guys, I've been ridiculed. I don't know if you guys have noticed this as well. I like being teased. It's fun. It's fun to play the part of a weird nerd.

And I obviously go over the top with it. And I go, oh, look at my fucking invincible car. I want to fuck kids. I'm coming through your kids, right? Is that over the top? Well, everybody wants, you know, not all kids. You know, it depends. But I like being razzed.

There is fun to it. But then certain people get too far into it. In the amount that you want, right? You only want to be made fun of in the amount that you want. Well, don't become fucking weirdly obsessive, man. Don't start coming to my fucking house. It's crazy. Didn't you say come to my house and shoot me with a shotgun that?

Yes, come to my house and shoot me with a shotgun. That I agree with. I want to get shot in the face. Cardinalberg for five. When Vita made the plum jar comment and conflated it with the dedicated haters, I took that personally, not cool. Oh, yeah, plum jar. That's right.

Charred Bronson for two. Plum jar. Bought Bucch Killigan. volume three today. Yeah, awesome. Jared, 7.71 for five. Dick deserves that 25% because he's 75% responsible for the show dying. Christian for five. To be clear, Vito, I like you, and I don't think you're a bad guy, and I hope you succeed, but you need to get help. You focus on way too much. You focus on way too much negativity. That is spelling and grammar there are atrocious. You focus on way T-O-much negativity. It should be you

focus too much with two o's on negativity or you focus way T O much on negativity. Anyway, any response to that? I focus too much on. I just, again, I don't understand why. Okay, there's a certain group of people. I think that celebrating the negative people is where you run into trouble, where you go, these guys who, you got a certain group of guys who are going, let's create comedy let's make videos let's do skits let's make comic books and there's a certain group of people who go well what if we spent all our time obsessively telling the people who are making shit what fucking retards they are and how much they suck yeah it's called and look there's yeah there's room for criticism and i get that you do it even the eric july stuff at some point started going to the point where i'm like okay now we're getting pedantic now now we're getting a little too retarded with the eric july so what some of the look it's fun to get

pedantic, I get it. But also, let's be clear, when we were going to Eric July, I don't expect him to tolerate that from his own audience. I don't see Eric July being like, oh yeah, fill my comments with fucking comments about what a piece of shit I am and how much my comic book sucks. Well, yeah, because he's a bitch. He's also

a bitch. I don't think you're a bitch for saying, listen, man, you can critique me, okay, but this is a space where I'm trying to create for you guys. You guys tell me, well, we love the show and we want the show to be good. And I go, What I have said, what I tried to express at one point was I said, listen, guys, I understand Vito's a fuck up, Vito says shit that pisses me off, I want to RAS Vito.

There's a certain level at which the fuck Vito, Vito's a piece of shit train actually impacts my motivation where I'm like, well, who cares? What am I doing? Okay, well, without motivation, then why am I trying to come up with comedy? Who am I doing this for? If my purpose is to show up. It's fun to rip on people. Who gives a fuck how they feel about it? But if my only purpose is to show up and be a punching bag,

then why do the comedy part? I can just show up, eat a foot. Look, ooh, I'm eating a big cheeseburger. Look at what a big fat piece of shit I am. Like, that's a little cow. I could do low cow and I can just show up. I go, look, I'm covered in a maple syrup. I'm covered in child.

Oh, I'm such a fucking retard and a loser. and I said if that's all people, man, like if they're teasing you, you're fucking something up. And if you don't correct and win them over, then you're just not a good creator. I think that I did win.

I disagree. I think there's different space. Look, I mean, you're arguing with people who are saying get help and you focus too much on negativity. So that's their point they're making. Well, I just disagree with this fucking, again, poisoned culture, Let's tear each other down. Let's tear each other down.

Why do men feel like they can make comments about women's bodies? Just because we are on screen. They feel ownership of them. It's fun. It's crazy. Dude, make fun of my way or whatever else. Why, you look pretty good. And what you're doing is very hard.

Tony from Hack the Movies is a perfect example of a guy who I said, I really like this guy. I really liked Tony from Hack the Movies. I like what he makes. I hung out with him. He's a really nice guy. And I just wanted to be elevating everybody. And he was one of them.

I'm like, yeah, absolutely I'll do your show. Like, I want to see you succeed. I want to see this work out. You're reading a lot into just like doing a podcast. It's not that big of a deal. Like, I want to see you succeed and help out. It's just like, you just something you do, man. Dude, I think we get one chance.

I think we get very limited chances in life to build something meaningful and I think for a brief moment we built something meaningful with this show it was a part of people's lives and it was a part of my life and I took it very seriously. Hatred of Maddox and Eric July built this show.

It wasn't something. The negativity that you're thinking you're better than is what built this show. But not negativity towards the show. Negativity towards... Negativity towards assholes. Look. Towards smug sanctimonious self-important assholes.

That's what it was. I'm not, okay, if you guys think I'm smug and sanctimonious, okay? Because on Twitter, I have a certain fucking asshole persona. No, that's who you are, man. You're not doing a bit. You get like three or four likes on your tweets. That's not a bit. It's a compulsion.

That's not true. I made like $300 of Twitter to money. I'm getting a ton of likes. I post about that avatar movie. $300 on Twitter. I'll get way more likes than you on Twitter. Yeah, but I'm getting more fucking retweets than you. I'm better at Twitter than you at this point.

I'm getting way more retweets than you. You're having a way better Twitter experience than me. You're right. Ryan, Decidah for 20. Where will I be able to find Vito going forward? Dick has been bad since Sean left. He can't handle doing his show. His career is over.

Where can he find you going forward? Well, I have my own personal Patreon. That'll give you access to the Vito Discord. where we hang out, we just talk about whatever. And what's cool about that discord is, again, it's kind of a cool positive space where you just don't go, hey, fuck everybody, fuck you. It's nice.

And I don't know, man. I've been on the internet a long time, and I understand that a lot of people get sucked into this Kiwi Farms mindset of just, maybe we can fuck with a retard, maybe we can fuck with Chris Chan, maybe we can fuck with Boogie. And I know they really want, that for me. And I was never

able to give it to you guys in any meaningful respect. You gave it to them in spades. You gave to them so much they got sick of getting it. No, dude. I gave it. Maybe once or twice I finally was like had a fucking, oh my God, what the fuck leave me alone? And that was like the one.

Dude, I think it's delusional that you guys have to pretend. It's this ongoing. Oh my God, he completely crashed out. I mean, dude, I look at Howard Stern. Artie Lang was fucking eye on heroin. Okay, he got kicked off the show.

I mean, it's funny that you're comparing yourself to Artie Lang. Like, even that is presumptuous. Artie Lang is a thousand times the entertainer you are. But you're saying the show ended because Vito is such a massive crash out fuck up. I didn't say that. Some of the great entertainers of all time died of fucking heroin. What did I do? I had a late comic book.

I'm not losing sleep over it. Like, yeah, it sucks. But I'm not going to go, oh, my God. Totally disjointed from the conversation. A euthanasia enthusiast for seven. At least we still have Richard's show. Oh, thanks. A negative one and a positive one.

Comic Artist Pro Secrets for 10. Vito is a nonstop shrieking claxon. A horn of insecurity who has no pity for his partner's ear problems. I have a splitting headache listening to this neurotic whining. I'm a lot of pity for your ear problems, actually. Arthrava Kulinarkski for five. Vito should stop using Twitter.

He has internalized the hatred and now he hates himself. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Man. Well, I hate myself for other reasons far before Twitter. Yeah, but it's easy to, it's easy to, it's like getting, it's like being an alcoholic and having a drink. Like, it just makes it easy to wallow and hate yourself. I just think that it doesn't make sense when you're trying to create something fun and comedic to celebrate the people who constantly shit talk it.

Like when you were like, how could you ban these guys who all they do is shit. shit-talk the show and told them to cancel Patreon. I'm like, I don't think that benefits the show. Yeah, but the way you framed it was like an obvious and a lie. Like, that's not what, that's not why you banned them. You banned them for making fun of you. They didn't say anything about Patreon. They were shit-talking the show.

We got to the bottom of that really quickly. That it was a lie. And that you are a liar. How many people were banned? It was like 20 or 30, I think, by the end. And it was the show made considerably better? from unbanning them? Well, you can't unring a bell.

You can't really undo it. Your argument, your argument was you're taking money away from the show. No, my argument was don't ever ban people. I didn't say anything. Why? For what reason? Why not ban people? Well, you don't have the right.

It's not yours to ban people with. You don't own the property. I have no way to communicate with you. I would have gone to you and been like, hey, this guy's really shitting up the fucking comment section. I don't want to have a conversation about this. I'll just make a decision. So you were making at the time no contribution to the show.

I was managing the YouTube channel trying to keep it in order, doing thumbnails and clips and whatever else. Oh shit, the thumbnails. Man, I forgot to thank you for the thumbnails. You don't have to thank me. That's the most important part is that I never I never asked you for any gratitude on any of. How many people came in because of those fucking tight-ass thumbnails? How many people? Dude, I have people who have said, dude, I came in because of that sick-ass thumbnail.

I have people who said I thought the show ended it six months ago because you guys haven't updated the playlist. Yeah. Okay? People, you won't even let me update the playlist. You won't even let me update the thumbnails. Yeah. I explained that you couldn't be trusted with the YouTube because you're banning people. No, I was managing the channel.

You took issue with the fact that I was managing it and then you decided to just not manage it at all, which has made it considerably worse. I think people would prefer to have the handful of people. banned and have the show have a proper playlist and like updated and the show page doesn't look completely dead. Yeah, but you couldn't ban people. You'd be great to do that. But we can't. I couldn't have banning and and playlist.

I got to just have no banning. We're not contributing to the show at all. You were not communicating with me at all. So I made decisions completely in the dark because you don't want to be involved. I told you to stop banning people. Well, now I want to be involved. No, I told you to stop banning people right away. When you, when you went on your anti-pig, you said.

Whatever people you think were banned had been banned forever. No, I came in that night and said, what are you doing, banning people? We had a big fight about it. It was funny. Euthanasia enthusiast for two. Vito can't help himself. Hack the movies for five. Vito really wanted to help me by saying he would leak my script to Reddit because he was mad at Riley pretending to go to Vegas.

Yeah, that was really helpful of you. I did really want to help you, Tony, and I don't know why you don't understand that. We just don't believe you, man. We just think you're liar. You have never tried to talk to me for even six. skin, Vito takes all comments very personally. Listen, I'm not a liar. I genuinely, Tony from Act the Movies,

I genuinely like you as a person. And I think you didn't understand the situation. You didn't understand the stress I was under. So as I'm under an incredible amount, that's fine, but I'm under an incredible amount of stress. In the middle of a very, in the middle of an insanely stressful situation, in the middle of a very stressful situation. Does anyone remember when the super thick skin veto broke into Richard's house

during a TDS taping and cried because Riley made fun of him. That had nothing to do with making fun of me, dude. Just stay out of my brown. Vito, everyone who makes fun of you is poor. That's true, Mr. Abtruz. Adam for 10. Dick, this show has been Vito crying for a year. I tuned out, came back, and it's still you yelling at Vito about his veto to feed his

crybaby attitude. He needs to get off the meds and work out. I'm not yelling. Cardinal Bird for two. I'm not on any meds at all. Dick banned everyone from the TDS Discord. He's a banner. Oh, yeah.

I regret that people. were banned from the discord but I don't have time to figure out what happened so I just got to trust something to do it. I'm not on any medication. Everyone can stop trying to explain this away as some sort of medicated thing. To be fair for five. I'm taking a little bit of testosterone which gives me some energy. Enjoy your dead podcasting and comic career. Youth Asian enthusiast for three. Let's make Vito cry in his discord. Bauder for two. I was banned for calling you a bus in the discord. In what discord? I don't know. Adam for 10. Dick is the reason Vito, Dick, the reason Vito is

relentless and argumentative is because of his meds. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not on any medication. What the fuck? Guys, I know that you're all so fucking poison to honesty. All right, that's it. That's the end of the super chats. And it just drives you nuts.

Thanks, everybody. We got four more of these to go. Hey, Dick, I like you. Tony, from Hack the Movies, I like you. What do you want? I'm sorry. I'm sorry I like you guys. All I want is... I'm sorry that whatever it is about my personality made it impossible for us to remain friends, but I still treasure what we built and the content we created. It was a lot of fun. Go watch me and Tony review. Uh, heart, no, we're

not hard target. Fuck it. What movie? Face off. Me and Tony reviewed face off. It's a great fucking video. It made me laugh a lot. I really enjoyed making it, and Tony, I'm sorry that I lost your friendship. I was under a lot of stress, and I lashed out and I said something that got misconstrued and I'd love to talk to you about it. I get it. I get it. I get it. It's an crazy. Isn't it fucking crazy? People in this... I can feel Tony going geez, like we're laughing, we're laughing.

Right? We're just laughing. I get it because you guys just move... You guys do not value relationships the way I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I value what we had and what we built. Well, I'll tell you, if you want to show that you value it, fork over 25%. There you go, 25%.

All right, everybody. See you next week. I'm looking forward to continuing to build stuff with everybody who wants to keep building.