The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 233

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

I forgot to fucking record. History. I forgot to record history. Oh, there's another countdown. I did write it down. All right. Now that's a lead in. Kabo!

The biggest problem in the universe, the only show that ranks every problem in the universe from, let's see, outlawing cool airflow to the ending of the show by Cheesy Snacks. I'm your host, Dickmast, and joining me as always is, Gizwaldi, hello. Hello, I think, is my audio off or is yours off? I think yours is off. Let's see here. Say something?

Your audio is off, totally off. If you look at the bar on your screen, there's no sound bars coming in. It's just gray. Nope, nice. Can read your lips. You're saying test, test. Test, test. one, two, three

Oh How about now? There you are. Hello. There I am. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Hello. All right. Well, did you say anything before the show? Because we missed it. I said an F slur. I said an Nsler. Oh, man. The Nsler.

Should I say them again? Uh, I don't know. Maybe next week. Oh, man. The end of them again? Okay, that sounds pretty good. Good? All right. Ah.

How's the heat? How about this heat? It's pretty hot. How about this heat? It's pretty hot. That's what I like to say. How about this heat? It's pretty pretty hot.

It's not cooling down anywhere. Well, I got the AC going. It's all right. Just hang out in front of the AC. I need more AC. Okay. Well, you could always buy more. Well, you can't really buy more.

I need more. I need more AC. Okay, where's my bongos? Where's my bongos? Come on, man. Where's my bong? Here it is. Last week.

Not enough time. Biggest problem in the universe. I feel like that's true. Not even a meta problem. It's very true. It's tough. and here I'm drinking you to watch Did you watch the Connor McGregor fight?

Oh man, yeah, I dressed up in my I dressed up in a little leprechaun suit And I was like, man, I hope he really I hope these guys get down on the ground And hug it out Against the Irish That's horrible They're proud people

Did he win? Who won? The other guy won Connor McGregor just kind of fell over instantly. Are you supposed to fall over? Isn't that the point of that game? I mean, I almost brought it in as a problem, but then I was like, what is there even to talk about?

It's just... Come on, Vito. PCA has done 500 episodes. 8,000 episodes. Yeah, on what's there to talk about. Did you guys watch the fight? Did you guys watch TV? And when they get tired of talking about men fighting,

they talk about animals fighting. I just feel like we've already talked about the idea that like the whole sport of USC, or any fight, boxing, anything else. There's just this endless rigamarole. It's all this like incredibly well-polished video

promos that go, this Sunday the fight of a millennium comes to the Octodome. Two men enter and one leaves with only the demons inside them forever banished to the shadow darkness. And you're like, oh man, this is going to be so

fucking good. This is going to be so fucking good. Like they get you so hyped for this fucking shit. I don't know why I fall for it every time. What do you mean? You fell for the counterme? So why didn't you bring this in as a problem? I guess I am now. All right. Because every time

I go, this is going to be the one. Like all the other fights were gay and they sucked, but this one. Remember when fucking Logan Paul was going to fight Tyson? Oh my God. It's going to be out of control. Tyson's going to go absolutely nuts on this guy. He's going to be a wild this Sunday, this Sunday the wild animal

Tyson is unleashed in the cage. with his tiger fangs ready to rip this young buck's throat right out. Blood will be spilled. Bones will be broken and one man will die this Sunday. And then you watch it and Mike Tyson just went, eh, I'm trying to hear. Yeah, but that was like Tyson fight. You know, there are real, come on, there were real, there are real fights, not like retards on Netflix fights that are good. Your mic is a little hot, by the way.

Okay. Turn the game down. I know there's real I know there's real fights But like It's For every like one time You get a fight where you're like

That was like Kind of good I think like 90% of these fights Are like one guy Oh he got He's choking me He's choking Oh tap out

I tap out I tap out I tap out I tap out I tap out I tap out I tap out Dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude Dude dude dude dude dude dude dude And uh that's it It's fucking gay

What do you want you You want UFC to be wrestling right But you don't watch West wrestling, I assume. I don't watch wrestling, but I appreciate the wrestling knows. See, wrestling is the perfect solution because they realized, well, I mean, like, nobody wants to watch a fight that just ends. It should go on forever. Like, he keeps trying to get that briefcase. How's you going to get that briefcase that's hanging on that hook? And one guy, like, sets up a step ladder to go get the fucking briefcase. And the other guy knocks the briefcase away from him.

And then a guy in a mask comes from the rafters. He goes, actually, there's two briefcases. And now you're, like, emotionally invested in what's going on. He's describing wrestling now. Well, yeah, but I'm saying Connerbergregor just comes out and he goes, my leg hurts. Ow. And then it sucks. What's he doing?

He should be running Ireland and kicking all the migrants out, not doing not doing gay, like sports entertainment crap. Why is he doing that? Well, I think the money is good. So that's about it. He's got plenty of money, man. that guy has got, he's, he just rapes without any consequence.

He's got, that's how you name you that. Is he raping? I guess they're all raping, but is he specifically raping more? He's raping. He's doing the raping. What's the guy who can't read? When you ask who's doing the rapes,

he's the one that rapes for thee. No, no, the other guy was raping way more, the one who can't read it all. Mayweather? Nah, he didn't rape anybody. Yeah, Mayweather. He's talking about rape. Because he's black?

You're saying that? No, is he black? I can't even tell. Floyd Mayweather? The guy who can't. I'm colorblind. His thing was he's completely out of money. Floyd Mayweather's out of money?

Yeah, because he's, well, because he's not good with money. Yeah, he's... No, like, because he, like... Is he better or worse than other heavyweight boxers? He made the mistake every black man makes is a smiling Jewish guy comes along and goes, I could have managed

they have money for you It was actually two Jewish guys I don't think the Jewish guys Making them buy tigers And sports cards and stuff Well I think they distract you with the tiger They go yeah buy as many tigers as you want And as you're buying a tiger

They're just funneling it all in other shit I don't think you can That's the one thing I hate to say it But I think that's one thing You can't blame on the Jews Is Yeah

The Jews are not big on the large cats Well Well because cats We're owned by the Egyptians Jewish people hate cats because those were the pets of the slave owners in Egyptian times. Not enough time, number one. The war on air conditioning was 81. I won both.

All right. Having to be nice to cops. That was a negative. Right. It's because people want to be nice to cops. People were also like, they were playing on your phone in the car. You deserve a ticket.

Everybody's playing on their phone in the car. It doesn't matter. were you playing on your phone in the car? Of course. I'm fantastic at it. If there was a competition to play on your phone in the car, I'd be the best at it. Oh, how do you rank it? How do you rank that?

Just put a bunch of fucking obstacles on the road in front of me, a bunch of babies and women, whatever else. You'd make it a driving test? Play candy crush the whole fucking time. It don't matter. Do you have to get, like, a certain score in the texting that you're doing also? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you'd have to, like, be, you know, you can't be sure. shitty at the game.

Yeah. How do you score that? It's got to be like, like how you score text? You got to get a, you got to win an argument on Reddit while also avoiding all the obstacles. You got to do an entire wordal.

You're going to do an entire wordal while, uh, driving. Wordle's more of a thinking game though. It's more of a Googling game. You put in the, you put in the spots. You just Google the answer and then you're there. And then you say in Discord,

hey, the answer for this is this and piss everyone off. I don't know. That is cheating. Uh, Okay, what else was there? Not enough screen time was dead last. It was way, way last. Well, I didn't call it that.

That's your name for it. What would you have called it? Give your kid a fucking iPad. None of this matters. We live in the future. The kids are all going to have technology. They're all going to be on a screen. It's fine.

There you go. Okay. We got some comments. Cheesy snacks. Eric Daly says, Rip Show. It was a good one. Time is truly the biggest problem in the universe.

Yeah, yeah, buddy. Time. Time is never time at all. King Europe says, Now you'll both have more time to work on the Benjamins. How about that? I still think that the Benjamins. That's what it's called, not the Benjamin's in Europe. That's called the Benjamins because it gets straight to the point.

Otherwise, you just needless exposition. Stellar Stevens says, can we get a countdown for the end of the show? Yeah, send me a countdown. Whip something up, Stellar, Stephen. I think you had the idea you can run with it. Frank Lucas says, through the ups and downs, you guys made my Thursday and Friday tolerable for years. Usually people end that with like a thanks for something,

but this is just simply a statement. Through the ups and downs, you guys have made my Thursday, Friday, tolerable for years. So no, you're welcome necessary because no thank you was given. Sean Curry. Between you guys, no showing up so frequent. Oh, this is an angry one. No showing up so frequently, and most shows ending in an argument. I'm not sad anymore that it's ending.

I'm not sad anymore that it's ending. Thanks for the laughs guys, and I wish you both the best. Okay. Bit of a confusing emotional release. Thank you for your support, I guess. Raul Private Citizen says, 41 minutes. Watch closely. Vito is using a filter to make himself look less fast.

People asking, why are my glasses foggy? Guys, there's a fucking heat wave in California. What do you want me to do? Okay? That Glysses are going to fog up a little bit. Vito's using a filter to make himself look less fat, and it's fucking up when he covers his face.

No, no, no. There was a massive thread about it. There's no filter. I have no idea what anyone is talking about. So you are using a filter? You are using that Chinese filter? What are you talking? No.

As like a face slimming filter? Am I, am I now adding a little bit of like, you know, do you do a little eye makeup now that I maybe didn't do before? Yes. Okay. And a little bit of redness with the lips I like now. You are using a filter.

You're using the slimming filter without mentioning it. This is me. Right here. And when will you be truning out? Like over under. I already did. I think I already did. Define truning out.

I couldn't be. Step one. Face filter on YouTube. Does that count? That doesn't count. That's step one. That's step one. I mean, nobody's just like instantly in a gay orgy. They kind of tip-to-in. Look, we've discussed the trans fats. We've discussed the trans fats situation. Right.

Okay. I don't want to be a woman because I look at what women do to be women. You think tips are a woman? Is that what you? When you say, I don't want to be a woman, who's that directed to? Tipster is whatever he wants to be. That's like when women go to the gym, they're like, I don't want to bulk up. Like, yeah, okay, sure. Tipster is whatever tipster. And I don't even think they go by Tipster anymore.

They're probably like Artemis or some shit, you know? They go by like Helen of Troy, woo, or something. Here's why it never works. The transiting never works. is let's be real dick me and you we're guys you roll out of bed you scratch your balls you throw on a t-shirt

okay maybe you spent some time in there uh delightfully playing with your hair or whatever I don't have that luxury okay and then you look at any other girl and it's like they put on the makeup they got to get all looking you're like I'm not doing that shit what am I

you're using Helen of Trune that's what I should say you're using a face filter though but I'm saying all these trans people, a lot of them, they do want, that's why the virtual reality is so popular, because it's like, yeah, I want to be a woman,

but I don't want to put in any work, so I'll be an anime. Well, you can't work. You can't put in work and become a woman. You can put in work and you can become an approximation of a woman that is far closer. No, you can.

It is far closer than many of the approximations that I encounter on the internet. Is there cock A closer approximation? You're going to tell me there's no Gradiation. No trans person is passing better than any other trans person. No!

No! You're crazy. No! Passing what? The your desperate test? Maybe. Look, there's the ones who like put in the work are good looking gals.

Oh, okay. And then you got, you know, hipsters where you go, yeah, good, good try. I appreciate. You're being cruel to six her for no reason. He didn't do anything to you. She didn't do anything to you. I think he's not putting in the work.

I think a lot of these guys are not putting in the work. Uh, dude and... Unlike me, who is naturally beautiful, and I could transition, but I just choose not to. Telly Monster says, My sister worked in South Korea, and they keep their windows open in the wintertime as well. I believe it's an AC thing.

She said they're weird about fresh air and getting sick. Okay, thanks. Phil G. Me saying I want Vito to fail is as sincere as my Tinder profile. I don't know what that means. United States, S-S-C. I would subscribe to Vito's Patreon if he went to therapy and uploaded videos of his therapy sessions. Vito Nation, there you go.

I went to therapy. Yeah. They said... They said you're cured. One scoop or two. Oh, wait, that was T-C-B-Y. Not therapy. My bad.

I am Kevin Tadha. To be honest, if someone showed me that pickle video, I'd end the show too. Oh, geez, a big one. Our Terminator said, Dick is to blame for the show becoming shitty and finally ending, thank God.

But the 25% deal is fair, and Vito should have taken it. P.S. and then the PS is gigantic. Everyone, including Dick, needs to stop crying about the comic. Sucks for you, that you didn't get your children's literature in time. It's for you. But then just refunded and move on.

Stop pretending there's some major factor in why the show sucks or whatever. Yeah, just get a refund and move on. It's not that big deal. Just get a refund. Move on. Simple. Hot fart, Dingledorf says, Plumbus and Plum Jars. Strike again.

Yeah, those two. Fucking Plumbus. I realize that I like Plum. Plum's one of the good ones. It's just one of those names that sticks out. Plum Bo, though. That's the good person. Yeah, that's the person.

person you owe your virtual boy to. Yeah, I have to give them a virtual boy. Ash G. says, Vito, you have nothing good to say about anyone who supports you and everything to say about anyone who's negative about you. This says a lot about your character. I love my supporters.

They're good guys. I don't know. More bullshit. More bullshit. All right. That's it. All right. Are you doing problems? Uh, yeah, I think so. Okay, my problem is, uh, getting...

Hey, hold on real quick. We'll do this. Let's do this. Thank you for making great comedy with me, buddy. I'm excited. Okay. Uh, getting rid of daylight savings. And I look forward to seeing what your first problem is. Getting rid of daylight savings. Man. How stupid. I thought you were bringing up like a good one or something. How stupid. You brought in daylight savings time

No, getting rid of it. Like our final episodes. We're going to the daylight. This is like first episode shit. They're getting rid of it. They're getting rid of it. Did you hear that? They are getting, okay, so they're getting rid of it. So now we're not going to have it anymore.

Sucks. Why is it suck? It's going to be, for many reasons. It's going to be dark all the time in the morning. I'm so glad we're ending this show. It's going to be like totally the wrong time. It's going to fucking suck. Holy shit.

I can't. believe it, man. What a nightmare. It's going to be like, you're going to be going to the movies. You're going to be going to the movies. You're going on a date. It's like noon. It's going to be like every, it's going to be like half the years living in Alaska. I don't know what I'm going to do with that. You know what? That's, I'm fucked. It's going to fuck. It's going to fuck. It's going to fucking suck. We never, it's going to fucking suck. Everyone was so amped up about pushing it through. Yeah. Well, who's pushing it through? Who's making it happen? Congress. Yeah, but like which side of Congress? All of them? Yeah, pretty much. It's like 300 something to

200. Pretty unanimous. To me, it's one of those things that has never affected me positively or negatively. So I don't know. It was for farmers, right? I don't know. Probably for Israel somehow. But this one, it's just like, maybe it is for farmers. I don't know. Now we're not setting the clocks. Wait, you don't even know what it's for? Now it's gonna be extra confusing. Shut the fuck up. It's for farmers.

It was because farmers had to get up at specific hours to work the fucking fields. Why would farmers need a clock to know when to get up? They have the, okay, this is my point. The point is, this is my point. This is my point. Dayline savings sucked

because you got to lose an hour. So now getting rid of it, it's just like we're gonna be in total darkness all the time in the morning. Why don't we just? Why don't we just move the time like a little bit every day and just start like 6 a.m. right when the sun comes up. That's way easier. Or, or.

Yeah. We live in the future. I don't know why we can't just build a mirror to redirect the sun so we can have sunlight whenever we want. Chunga stuff. Yeah. Not chunga stuff. Don't they actually want to do that? I think there's a guy who wants.

Yeah, there's a thing that he's hanging out on the corner of Lincoln and Third Street in Santa Monica is screaming about it. all day. The guy who wants to redirect the son with a giant mirror. His name is Mr. Burns. Senior Burns. It's going to suck, man. You know we already ended daylight savings once? Did you know that? Did we? Yeah, in the 70s. And everyone hated

it. Is that when we tried to implement the metric system? And then we just gave up on that as well? Well, I don't know who we is. But, like, it was, daylight savings was band at one point. I don't know who whee's messing with the metric system. But we tried it once and it didn't work because it's stupid.

It's just something that people like said. So far the so far the cons are what? It's going to be dark. It's going to be dark all the time. It's going to totally be it's going to suck. It's going to be. It's going to be light way too late. Imagine trying to sleep and it's light outside. Like what the

hell? Why did I vote for this? You know, you almost, you almost had a Nick Robinson. sketch there. You're going to wake up. It's going to be a lot outside. You're going to go, what the hell? Who's Nick Robinson? What's his name? Robinson. Tony Robinson? Tommy Robinson? No, no. The other guy. The one from that show. Vito, imagine that you're a inner city kid going to school in the morning and it's dark. You're going to get your ass kicked. You're going to get robbed. Yeah, I mean, all those kids are going to blend into the street corner. You're not going

to get your bike down that alleyway because anybody could jump out of anything at any time. You're going to be walking, the cops are going to be driving around the inner city, and they're just going to see a bunch of floating eyeballs like Pac-Man. They're going to think they're ghosts going back to respawn. It's going to be very dangerous for them. Have you encountered that? Is that a thing you've encountered? Floating eyeballs?

Floating eyeballs, yeah, yeah. Did you go to a school in the inner neighborhoods? No, I went to a school so white. They made a movie about white people. at the school. I've heard there's some schools like that in California that are very white. Well, yeah.

My school was very, my school was very proud of its segregation. Or sorry, not segregation. It's integration. Oh, really? Yeah.

Integrated. They had a big, it was because we had like kids of all different shapes and sizes and colors. It was proud of the shape integration? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I was helping with the shape. I was definitely on the shape side of the things. But then they, like, freaked out because they're like, you know, we thought this was such a thriving community.

We didn't realize there was such institutionalized racism. I mean, I said, well, how is there institutionalized racism? They said, well, it turns out the black kids are getting detention at four times the rate of the white kids. And I went, ah, racism will get you every time. Racism's everywhere, man. When you put it like that, it makes sense. Yeah, but that's that kid who stole my copy of Tenshoe for PlayStation. Like that kid's a shit bag and you go, no, no, that kid's great.

He's great. So, uh, yeah. I think my high school reunion is happening. I wonder if I'm going to go to that. That would be interesting. Why would you not? I want to go. I want to see if Michael Kim shows up.

Michael Kim was the best part of high school. No, no, that was Josh. Josh ended up being gay. Yeah. Michael Kim was definitely not gay. He was a Korean kid who, uh, came. He came over from Korea. Yeah, exactly, Michael Kim.

And all he knew how to do was pop and lock. He was a pop locker. It was cool. But we would have school assemblies, and no matter what the school assembly was, it was like, all right. And for this school assembly, this is Native American awareness. And to celebrate Native American awareness, Michael Kim will now pop and lock. Nice. And we all went, ah!

And he came out and just like, do, do, do, do. Do do do do do do. And then it would be Pride Month as I can to celebrate the illustrious pride of the LGBT community. Michael Campbell now pop and lock. Hell yeah. He was on the first one of

Remember so you think you can dance? Yeah. That was the highlight of my friendship with that kid was watching an episode So You Think You Can Dance and I went He did think you could dance and he's doing it. Did he win? I didn't make it past,

he made it like two episodes in And then they said, we got enough, we got enough Asian kids going, do, do, do, do, do, da, do, da, do, do. Yeah. You show up for that and there's like 100 Asian kids going, do, do, do, do, do. I think the ones who won were those fucking, remember the Jabberwockies, the ones who wore the fucking, like,

masks and shit? And I said, well, that was his problem. He was just one Asian kid. If he had a mask and nine other Asian kids, he would have won. True, true, that. You can't, so you think he could dance was obviously slanted towards a gang of Asians. How could one individual-a-way they do that? He would have to be the Jackie Chan of Pop-Locking, defeating 10 other pop-loggers,

and he was not the Jackie Chan of Pop-Logging. So... Well, if he's going to go... I remember he tried to teach me how to do it, and I said, I don't think Fat Guys move like that, man. He's like, nah, dude, it's easy. No, I've seen a fat guy do pop-blocking. I've seen a Fat guy do Parkour, too.

There's an Instagram that I follow. That's, like, a fat guy doing parkour. And he sucks at it, but... I guess it's funny. I mean, that's probably the gimmick, right? I don't know. I don't know if it's a gimmick. That's a pretty good gimmick.

But he doesn't suck that. That's a really good. He's like, just like stupid. I was going to say, because that's like a gold winning thing. He's like, all right, we're going to do a jump over the thing. I'm going to hit the slide. Then we're going to do a triple thing. And he just like runs and he just falls off the building instantly.

I'd go, that's a good gimmick. Yeah, exactly. No, it's serious. He takes it seriously. He just sucks. Wow, then he's doing it wrong. I think if you're a fat guy doing parkour, you need to wear big oversized pants and fall down as much as... You got to Farley it, baby.

Look, man. You got to take him to a van down by the river. Dayline savings. It was rough for... It was rough for half the year. The changing the time was rough, but at least everybody had, like, a little bit of the right time. Every once in a while. Everyone had a little bit of the right time.

Like, oh, today's time is good. And now it's going to be like It's fucked For everyone Everyone's going to have a shitty time So it sucks But there's other people who will enjoy it We gotta change the clocks

Drug dealers Hookers You're thinking about all the people who will enjoy the extra night It's gonna be too It's gonna be too bright No one's going to get a hooker In the middle of the day At 10 o'clock

No no no no no It's gonna be too light outside It's gonna be Hookers are gonna get hurt most sexual predation. Mm-hmm. All right. Only morning stuff.

Well. All right. I hear you. If we had 24-hour Walmarts, we'd be fine. Without the 24-hour Walmart, there will be nowhere for these people to go. We didn't think it through. We didn't think it through.

Here's my problem. Dick, and this is a problem, I think, affected a lot of people today. It is one of the great tragedies of life, is wanting something, knowing that this one thing would finally make you happy. and being unable to achieve it.

I refer, of course, to the Olive Garden's Unlimited Pasta Pass, which went on sale today to a lucky 10,000 people, of which I was not included. Now, Dick, if I had been able to obtain the Unlimited Pasta Pass, that means for the entire next month, I would be eating unlimited pasta at the Olive Garden. Are you serious? And not just unlimited pasta.

Yeah. That's the Pasta Pass, Dick. the first 10,000 people to get the pasta pass have one month to go to Olive Garden and live a Willy Wonka-esque paradise disgusting in real life yeah

take a look and you'll see in a world of pastaabilitations what do you want to know is unlimited what is it when it's not unlimited All right. Like, what is it normally? Why is it the first 10,000? Hold on.

Okay, look. The pasta pass is a limited-to-time promotion available to the first 10,000 people to get a pasta pass. I got in line and they said there's 100,000 people in front of you. And then I checked the other five accounts I logged into and they said there's 200,000 people in front of you, 500,000 people in front of you. And I said, well, I ain't getting a fucking pasta pass. And I called my sister and I said, you got in line for that pasta pass, right? and she said, because she said, I don't want one. I said, just if you get through, just sign up with my name and sell it to me.

She didn't get one either. The pasta passes $100. For one month, you get to just go to Olive Garden, like your, you know how they say when you're here, your family? Yeah. Well, that's it. Your family forever. You go in, pasta is free, breadsticks are free, soup is free, and you just go into the

Olive Garden and you are the king of the Olive Garden. Everyone else at the other tables they look around, they go, that cocksucker got one of those pasta passes. And you can go there every day. You can go there two times a day if you want. Why would you ever leave? I wouldn't. I wouldn't.

Until they make me, I'd go there for lunch. I'd get a little bit of the Fetuccine Alfredo with the chicken. I'd get the Zuppet-Tiscona, kale and potato soup. And here's my little life hack. If you go to the Olive Garden, they'll give you lemons for free, so don't pay for the

lemonade. You can just make your own lemonade there at the table. Just squeeze a little lemon in some water. And sugar? Add a little bit of yeah, they got sugar packets. You're going to mix your own lemonade in like a big bucket? You can get a mop bucket out back and make yourself a big drink. No, they'll just give you a big glass of water. You make your own lemonade. You don't even

got to pay for the drinks if you're min-maxing your fucking Olive Garden experience. Can you explain what you're trying to buy? This is a month long It's a $100 ticket it to live like a king. To live like one of the,

what do you call it, Roman vomatorium connoisseurs of old. To show up and go, yes, I shall have the pasta, and I shall have the breadsticks, and I shall have the soup, sir. For I bear this pass, and this pass proves that I am something,

and I am somebody. But what, okay, do they sell, they only sold 10,000 of these, like, period? Imagine being surrounded by your peers and mentors.

And they're all looking at you. And they're just clapping. And that's the experience of having a pasta pass. That's what it feels like for a whole month. Imagine the Roman cherry. race. Imagine

a man has just crossed the line atop his steed and Caesar himself steps forward and places a crown of a wreath around his of ivy on his head. And that man is in the coliseum

and he goes, I have arrived. That's what these pasta past, I've seen the posth past people. I've seen them. They're on Instagram. They're on Twitter. They're holding up the pasta pass and it's they are the chosen ones they are the special people where they look like well i mean they're not like good looking people but they're happy they got a good smile do they have a girl in there like you bitch why don't you waste all these well that's i'm

i'm mad when i see a skinny with the pasta pass yeah maybe i'll go like once or twice i'm like you fucking bitch but it's only a hundred bucks yeah for a month of all the olive garden you want That's all of Garden's promotion is they make people line up to buy, to be a garbage disposal at their restaurant for $100? Yeah, for $100,000. And there's 500,000 people that want to buy this shit? 500,000 people showed up and only 10,000 can get in, and I'm not one of them. And the worst part is, Dick, obviously, I would pay almost any price. I would pay 500.

That's why the $100 doesn't make sense to me. Yeah. Well, they're non-transferable pasta passes. It's an exclusive club. They're like NFTs at this fucking point. You can't even trade it, but you can't trade them on the blockchain. They're locked down. All of them, they're all gone, Dick.

What do you mean? Like, like, in history, how many of these have they sold? Well, here's the thing. This is the first time they've done it in like four years. Oh, wow. It's like the Olympics. They brought it. Yeah, well, obviously the economy's and the shitter.

You got a drum up interest in fucking Olive Garden. And they go, I don't know. Maybe we'll get people zazzed for the pasta pass. You know, and it worked, man. because now I'm going, well, I don't know if it did work, because now I'm going, I don't want to go to Olive Garden now, because I'm going to order the Olive Garden and I'm going to look at it. This is, imagine me as an executive at the Olive Garden, hearing you say, I don't want to go to the Olive Garden. That's live reaction. Olive Garden exec.

It's going to be a sour experience. Yeah, it sucks. The food is like dog shit. that's all right soup's good all of it was the last time you was the last time

you went to the olive garden oh too soon maybe like eight years too soon I don't know you don't even you know you never even had the soup I bet

did you have the soup yeah I've eaten the soup at the olive garden you can't fuck up soup you can't fuck up soup okay and the pasta is just posse with a little soft like

I think of that attitude is what endears you to the olive garden though I'm not saying it's the best Italian restaurant but if you want honestly

with the way prices are, Olive Garden is like 12 bucks for lunch. It's not even good for like a dumpster. Like if I had to eat out of a garbage outside of a good restaurant versus Olive Garden, I would pick. Maybe it would be a coin toss. I'm not saying it's top shelf Italian, but it's perfectly passable Italian, okay?

It is on par with fucking a deli Italian. It's like, yeah, it's like a hot trough. So you didn't, so you didn't get it. You didn't get it. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. And now I don't get to eat all the Olive Garden I want. I would have streamed there every day.

I would have streamed from the Olive Garden. No, you would have said that. I'd bring my laptop in there. You know, if you were the guy making fast food videos online, they probably would have hooked you up, dude. It's possible. If you were the guy doing $5 foot longs and making... I'm arguing with Japanese people about sending me magic cards.

So that's my current sponsorship was. Someone sponsoring that dog shit show that you're doing? Uh, well, no, because then they saw the numbers on the show and they said, oh, never mine. But they are sponsoring the main channel, so whatever. There's no views on that. What do you want? I know that.

I'm not stupid. Did you try to sell them a sponsorship for that? They came to me and they said, we want to advertise on the veto channel. And I said, okay. And you said, how about this shit? Shut up. That's not what I said. I said.

I said if you're interested, I also have other channels that you might be interested in, you know, spreading to. I have a channel about cards. And they said, oh, cards. That's great. Because that whole thing is selling whatever the fuck. Right. I could shout out my window, too. Like, I could shout out my bathroom window.

Hey, check out these. Check out this company. Yeah, I know. None of these sponsors. Well, hey, I mean, every year, every year I get the same email from the Chinese company that makes gamer chairs. And I go, how have they not put me on a list yet? because every year they go, would you like to review one of our gamer chairs? I go, absolutely, I love reviewing gamer chairs.

And then they send me a brand new gamer chair, and I never review it. And they send me like six months of angry emails before they give up. And then like a year and a half later, I get another email that goes, hey, we just discovered your channel. Would you like a gamer chair? And I go, I would love a gamer chair. How many shares are you going through every year? I'm four chairs.

Why not get a new one? The fucking the casters wear out, baby. You need new wheels. So I don't know why. I just got an email from them last week and I go, I've scammed you guys out of four chairs by now. I don't know how you keep emailing me. It's because they keep getting new ladies to run the accounts and they go, who's this veto guy? I'll send them a gamer chair.

Yeah, but you do talk about it. Like you do talk about your camera chair. I mean, I'm talking about it on here. You mentioned it on a couple times. Who made this one? Is this EWIN? There, EW, no, yeah, EWN. I don't know that I know the logo, like I'd recognize it.

There's your plug. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the EWIN Gamer Chair, it's great. Okay. That's there. They finally got their plug. Exactly. I know, not enough pasta pass.

Coming close to greatness. Coming close to greatness. Okay. Coming close to greatness. All right. I'll make sure and get that, you know, right. All right. Uh,

Mystic Study Hall now available on Spotify. I got people out there. I got a guy asking me to put it on Spotify. Yeah, yeah, one comment. I like talking about magic cards. Can I like doing a thing? The rap in the Odyssey. There's a rap in the movie The Odyssey.

Did you know that? That's my problem. The rap and the Odyssey. But you haven't seen The Odyssey, so you're complaining about something I've seen. I've seen it. Haven't we all? Haven't we all seen this shit, man?

I mean, it does seem a little dated. This seems like something you would have done in like the early 2000s. Ruining a classic? Raping a classic. This is, uh, remember Hercules, the Disney movie? Yeah, that movie's awesome. Yeah, but remember they're like, well, who should be the, uh, what is it, the fates? Who are the ladies on the pots?

Yeah, the black... What do they call those ladies? It doesn't matter. Hidden figures. They work for NASA. Yeah, yeah, those are the hidden figures. Okay, what are the black ladies and Hercules called? The muses, the muses from Hercules.

Yeah. And at the time, it was like, well, what if the muses were a bunch of sassy black ladies going, eh-huh, and then Hercules done fought that drag, done took down that hydra. You know, that was not... You're crazy. That did not happen when Hercules came out. What you're saying is not... What do you mean?

That's exactly what was in the movie. It was in the movie, but nobody was like, why did they make these singing, dancing, choir? Why did they make them black? Absolutely no one at the time... Well, I'm saying, but at the time, it was like... No, they didn't. Because it was probably new and fresh and fun, you know?

It said... It was right after sister act, too. There's no black ladies in fucking Hercules times. Who the fuck are these black ladies? There were definitely black ladies in Hercules time. There was like brown ladies. There weren't like black ladies. And the muses were typically not, not brown ladies.

It's a fucking cartoon though. Like they're singing. It's the same thing. It's basically a fucking minstrel show. It's like almost a minstrel show. Why do you like that? Why do you like that? But you don't like the rap and the Odyssey.

Because it's a cartoon. It's like a choir. That's a good argument. It's like, yeah, all right. It's like a real... It's more of a musical. It's praising Christ. It's praising Jesus.

Yeah. I don't think Hercules is praising Jesus. Hercules is praising Jesus Christ. And they were gospel. It was gospel, which was interesting. It's just reminded me of God and how much I love God. Gospel ladies. But a rap...

Maybe the Odyssey should have... But that's what I'm saying is it kind of feels like the Odyssey is just copying Hercules. It does. It does. It really does. They got a short little sex pest of skulking around the whole movie. Right? They got a short, deformed half man skulking around the whole movie.

Yeah, exactly, exactly. Can't grow hair that well, you know, kind of a weird hairless beast. No one wants to fuck. Yeah. Yeah. I think Christopher Nolan just watched Hercules and then he forgot that he saw it. And then like 10 years later he's like, I got this idea. I'm going to open it.

There's going to be a black singing. but it's like Roman Greek times, right? And you go, okay, yeah, yeah. He was like, Chris Vernon said, Little gagging around. I put the Glad and Gladiator. That's who.

Right. Yeah. I think he just ripped off Hercules and not enough people are talking about it. Are you going to, is it out already? Are you going to see it? Is today Thursday? Yeah, it's out in previews today

and then tomorrow it opens. There's a wrap. Previews. Previews just means just like you can see it. I don't know why they call it previews. because it's like important it's really important that you go

and see it on the preview yeah I thought so it is out I thought all of it was I'm gonna see it on Tuesday I'll see it on but then they

they cram a rap in it it's like a reminder of no matter how bad things could be there could be there could be someone rapping you know

look Christopher Nolan does weird shit in his movies okay so Remember when an interstellar where part of it's a documentary talking to old black farmers

about how hard it is to farm? That part was awesome. You're like, I thought this was about Matthew McConaughey going to space and they're just sitting down with like an old black guy goes, well, when the black came, it was mighty hard to grow that cone, I tell you what?

And I'm like, I'm like, what is this framing? Are you from the Civil War? Is this a real person? Is this like... It starts off. with basically a Civil War documentary. Are these lines that I'm supposed to think are...

What's happening here? That's cool. Christopher Nolan's... He's a... Balance. Yeah. It does throw you off balance. I think I walk into the wrong movie theater.

It was just a documentary about old black farmers being sad about how hard it is to grow that corn. And then it cuts to Matthew McConaughey. And I go, oh, wait, maybe this is the movie. Okay. So yeah, he does weird shit. I guess that's all this movie. though. He goes, what if I had like some down-to-earth black guys talking about black stuff?

And then we got it in the movie. Rapping. Yeah. Remember in Teenage Ninja Turtles 2 when they started rapping? Yeah, that was a white guy. Rewened it still. Hey, that's vanilla ice. That's America's treasure. He's the only one who stood up for America after everyone abandoned it. What are you talking about? Because everybody else dropped out of America's 250th birthday celebration except Vanilla

Ice is the only featured performer. God, that would have been awesome. That is what happened. I don't know if he ended up going through with it. A vanilla ice. I think it was just vanilla ice, like, wrapped and then Trump did a speech. Has Eminem ever thanked Vanilla Ice for a trailblazing? For white men?

No, he had to, he had, because I think his whole thing was he's like, he saw vanilla ice as, uh, he had to avoid comparisons to vanilla ice coming up. Like, but always, like, even now that he's famous, he's still, like, even more of a prick about it. Vanilla Ice did more for the rap game than, than Eminem. Yeah, I mean, Eminem did. And then Eminem ended up doing a lot of, like, weird gay stuff that made rap gay. And that's why a lot of black guys hate him. Because they're, because all of them are gay.

Yeah. Writing poems. Well, I just remember how much it. I remember how stupid it was. The stupidest Eminem thing was like, didn't you, like, have the F word and, like, a bunch of of his, like, raps. And so all these, like, gay, you know, organizations are like, hey, hey, hey, that's, that's gay phobic.

You can't say that or whatever. And then he had to do that song with Elton John at the Emmys as like a gay humiliation ritual. Do you remember that? Yeah, I didn't remember that. Yeah. Eminem's like, can I just make my records, please? The record company said, no.

You have to perform with this big, fat gay guy at the Emmys. And then you have to give him a kiss at the end. And he goes, oh, man. Yeah. He said, I'll do the song, but I don't want to have to kiss him. And they go, all right, well, you got to hug him at least. He goes, what if I get AIDS? And they go, there's only a 25% chance if you can get AIDS from a hug.

You'll be fine. Man. He's gone cold. I'm wondering why. AIDS was like the COVID of when we were kids. They're like, man, when everyone's like, you can't get AIDS. You can't even get AIDS if you're having anal sex. If you are an AIDS virus, you couldn't even get AIDS.

I don't trust it anymore. Well, now you get AIDS. It is interesting that all these other countries that we pulled aid from are now getting AIDS like crazy. And they're going, oh, this is your guy's fault. And we go, you know, you can just like not get AIDS. It's like very easy. Just use the fucking condom that we drop.

That was the worst part is it's like, they're like, oh, my God, you can't leave this country. Why? Because all these black guys are going to have unprotected sex with fucking animals. And you go, well. And they go, well. And they're, yeah, yeah. And I go, I just feel like that's a problem.

that we should just let solve itself, man. Like, if they're going to AIDS the fuck out of themselves, despite us spending, what, 30 years of fucking education and pamphlets and... We just made more rapists. We just made more AIDS people. Well, it's just crazy. The second we leave, they don't go,

well, at least we can internalize all the things we learned from the Americans. They just immediately go back to an AIDS buffet, like two seconds later. What are you talking about? That's what I'm saying. Well, that's what I'm saying. It sucks. It's the same with like Afghanistan. We're in Afghanistan.

We're like, we can train these guys to not fucking rape the Chai Boys. And the second we turn our backs, they're raping the Chai Boys. And you go, ah, fuck the Chia Boys. And then I don't give a shit anymore. Let's just get out of this hellhole. Fuck, fuck everybody. It must have been awesome to be a boomer and just, like, think that these people that live in shitholes were, like, capable of building more than just the garbage that they live in.

Like, they heard this retarded lie. Like, oh, if we just, you know, give them condoms. So they stop raping each other and spreading AIDS. then they'll build a fucking spaceship. Like, oh, wow. Yeah, I guess we should give them... I think Japan got our hopes up. I think Japan taught us the wrong lesson.

Oh, yeah, because we gave them a bunch of money. Well, because Japan were, you know, insane religious zealots. We're religious, like, it's the way we look at North Korea now where they're just like, the emperor, we got to do it for the emperor. I'll jump off a fucking cliff for the emperor. And you're like, there's no saving these fucktards. And then we just kind of like, they built their infrastructure back up. And they're like, now we're pretty smart guys.

we can make cars and radios and shit. We're like, whoa, that's awesome. Is every part of the world like this? I bet they are. Like, I can do. I bet they are. Let's give them some money and find out. Yeah, I wish Japan had said, no, we have an advanced Asian brain or IQs are very high.

It's not going to work anywhere else. Yeah. No, no, everybody else will be like Japan. We nuke them and then we build them back up. How's Vietnam doing? Because they were good at building traps and shit. I don't know. I don't think they're...

I don't think they're doing that good, though. They're doing okay. Nah. I just watched that classic clip of that... There's that whole documentary where a Chinese guy tries to convince African guys to stop stealing everything off the work site. Yeah. Is that what it's called?

It's also tiresome, that guy? Yeah. We was just like... He's like, you guys had 40 years to figure this shot out. You can't not steal everything off the truck and steal all the fucking tires off the truck and steal... Nope. Jesus Christ. So yeah, I think you just have to let other parts of the world explode.

Just let it happen. That's my problem is the rap, the Odyssey. And my problem is not just letting AIDS do its thing, you know? What do you? Who cares? Let me see. I guess I can't talk about the Odyssey now, so what other problems do I have? Stopping AIDS.

And they're desperate. What were you going to talk about the Odyssey that you didn't bring up? Mine was pretending to care about the Odyssey. People all of a sudden going, oh my God, they've really ruined the Odyssey. You go, that book you had to read in high school? Did you really internalize that? And go, ah, I love, you know, every month I like to dust off my copy of the Odyssey and read about that guy going to find his family and whatever else.

Yeah. You go, well, it was kind of fun when they made it a movie about a bunch of like Southern guys playing banjos and shit. but I don't want to read the... No part of me goes, don't fuck up the Odyssey. It's my favorite thing. There's a...

If anything, I see a little trans guy running around. I go, ah, that's a fun little take on it. You know, it's kind of like a slapstick comedy at that point. I'm a great warrior. Look at me. I'm going to fight all these guys. That's a good take on it. There's a deleted scene where...

Or there's a post... What are they called? Post-ending scenes? Yeah. Post-credits. Yeah. Post-credit scene where it's... it's uh it's plato's in a cave and socrates walks in and they just start sucking off black guys did you know

that yeah yeah that's a after post credits scene they have so i should stick around until the end and it says and it says on the bottom this is your civilization in 3d if you have 3d glasses it says this is the these are the fathers of western civilization you're gay and then it's christopher nolan he's pointing right at you and his fingers like coming out like captain eo isn't that interesting that's fantastic Yeah, I'm excited. It's cool. Like Terminator 4D.

Did you ever ride that? I did. That's cool. It was scary, man. Those robots are scary. Yeah, dude, there was little, like, things in the seat that would blow, like, alien breath on. Terminator. The Terminator's right behind me.

Blowing air. Yeah, it's cool. I miss Terminator. I miss Terminator 4D. And fucking John Connor was running around. You're like, ah, him and his mom are still gone on adventures. Yeah, they're up on stage. He's like, the Terminator came back again, Mom.

got to stop him, mom. And I'm like, ah, that's great. It's still going on. They're finding something you do. I think, yeah, Terminator 4D is no longer part of the canon. That's a whole other problem. My problem is conservatives being so desperate for black acceptance that they hire people like Candace Owens and then pretend five years later that it wasn't their idea to hire Candace

Owens. Who do you mean they? Who do you mean they? Well, you know, it is they. It's fucking Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro on Twitter right now. That doesn't help me narrow it down. Is that Candace Owens is insane.

Okay? And Candice Owens is crazy. And anyone who would hire Candace Owens is crazy. And I go, you hired Candice Owens. You did it. You were the first guy to go, the George Floyd shit was going on. And he said, well, we need a black person, any black person. And she doesn't need to be smart at all.

And then you found Candice Owens. And he got her to go up there and go, well, George Floyd did drugs and he's the thug. and I don't like thugs and I don't like drugs. And everybody went, oh, man, this is so inspiring. She's such a smart place. She could be president. She could be vice president. She's so smart.

She's the smartest black woman I've ever encountered. And now I got to see her on Twitter constantly being like, did you notice how many people were wearing a maroon shirt the day Charlie Kirk got shot? He can tell me that's a coincidence. That's interesting. Yeah. What could it mean? I would like to contact the defunct the defunct the defendant.

fence for what's that guy's name, Tyler Quirmo or whatever. Yeah, Tyler Grimau. If you would like information on the Maroon Boys, I have documents I can provide you. Okay. That's your actual words, the Maroon Boys. She wants to go, what are they? She thinks she's provided, she thinks she has provided a valuable legal service by pausing a freeze frame and going, one, two, three, four maroon boys.

It's a set up. It's odd that they're all wearing maroon. It's odd. I mean, it's so odd that, like, you know, obviously Israel, when you want to kill a guy, you don't just, like, get them alone in a hotel room and smothering with a pillow. You got to build a secret exploding microphone that mimics getting shot by a gun. It's got to be public. That's the point of political violence.

Because for political violence to be effective, it has to be a public display of violence. Not private. You're Italian? You don't know basic mafia shit? Come on. What are you talking about? But I'm saying if you're Israel, why is Charlie Kirk at the top of your list of all the guys? Charlie Kirk is there going.

Because he's turning on Israel. I don't think trans women should play sports. And everyone's going, oh, yeah, you got them. And Israel's going, we got to shut this down. Yeah, because eventually they're going to say, hey, who's behind all this trans women in sports shit anyway? Now that we got rid of it, who is behind all this stuff? Because we've got to do something about them next, whomever that was. I think Israel, if they wanted to take out political opponents, I don't think Charlie Kirk was at the top of their list.

Who was? Definitely not at the... Who would be at the top of Israel's list? Aren't there some like fucking guys, some fucking Hamas guys, some generals that they'd rather blow up with pagers? They built Hamas. What are you talking about? Hamas is their biggest fundraiser. All right, Candace.

So Israel took out Charlie Kirk to help Israel. somehow? Yeah. I thought I was waiting for you to add the joke. This is every conspiracy. This is every conspiracy theory as you go, why would they do that? You go, well, because Israel. And all the conspiracy guys go, yeah, yeah, Israel.

Yeah, all right. Okay. Hey, look, why was, why did Netanyahu come out and say that he's so sad about Charlie Kirk immediately when it happened if he's not guilty? He did wait. He's obviously... He's secretly into it. No, he went right...

Number one. He was like, before the body was even cold, he's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, by the way, everybody, I think it's horrible what happened to Charlie Kirk. You don't think that's fishy? You don't think that's a little maroon? Here's what I don't understand. Is conservatives will look at somebody like...

What was the vice president? Fucking, what's her name? Kamala Harris. I'm going to go, oh, look at that. DEI higher. You just get a colored... A lady of color. Whoa.

I said lady of color. You just got a lady a color. You put her in a position. She doesn't know what she's talking about half the time. You got fucking the squad. You got what's her name? Right. Rashida Taliba.

Rashida Taliba, Shikiba, Shikiba, Shenequah. Yeah. Okay. And she marries her brother. And we don't even care about it. It just happens. But then Candice Owen shows up. And everybody on the right has got all the...

Again. It happens with other talking heads, too. Again, who are you saying put Candice on? Owens, propped Candace Owens up. You're saying... Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro, the huge... Proponent. Conservative?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, okay. Israeli... Are there any other examples? Are there any other examples you could think of? She was supported in that circle with all these other fucking guys. I don't know. Who else is there?

Just wondering. I'm sure she hung out with Trump at some point. There's no picture of her with Trump. Yeah. You know? Did Laura Lumer put anybody up? Candice Owens. She also put up that acorn-headed fucking guy, Matt, Matt, Dick Licker, whatever his name was.

That black guy. Hey, did you see Jeremy Boring has given up on his Hollywood dreams that is now just going to sell those razors forever? I hope he gets stomach cancer. I think it's a, man, Daily Wire really thought they were on top of the world. and then they gave that guy a billion dollars to make his own Game of Thrones. And Dick, it's out. I have not heard anyone say

yeah, you really got to watch DailyWire's Game of Thrones. He got his Game of Thrones out before you got Super Killer out. Is that what you're saying? He did. He got an entire Game of Thrones out. It's a success then. It's a huge success. He nailed it. All right. Is that the problem? Something about conservatives. Something about Candice Owens.

Those goddamn conservatives and their obsession with promoting racial division. DEI. DEI conservatives. How's that? Yeah. Conservative DEI.

I love it. I love it. Conservatives and their fucking DEI. Okay. That's the problems are the rap and the Odyssey, getting rid of daylight savings time. Dei conservatives and

coming close to greatness. Great. Okay. Well, let's do the superchats. These should be good. Oh. Do do, do do do do. Hey, are you going to leave immediately after the superchats?

What do you mean? Yes. Yeah, probably. Why? Well, we probably shouldn't do the superchats yet. Why? Well, because I have to figure out what's happening with the show. So what do you want to do with the show?

What do you mean you have to figure out what's happening with the show? What's the deal? What deal do you want to make? I told you I would give you 25% of... No, no, no, no. You'd do with Billy and just give me 25%. And the show can go on and get great with you guys. That was the deal I gave you last time.

Okay. What is... When giving you 25% of the Patreon... Yeah. Anything else? I don't get to fuck about super chats. No. No, I don't care about that shit.

Okay. Here, I'm going to take notes. I think it's a pretty simple I think it's a pretty simple fucking deal okay Cameron says for two says it's not simple stop stop stop

for 10 thank you Dick and Vito for keeping the show going for all these years stop stop stop and thank you everyone else for tuning in but most importantly thank you all for not killing yourself we have to actually do this okay so you want 25% of the Patreon ongoing

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what they send in the what they transfer you okay so you obviously have to give me access to the YouTube again yes you get you get everything I don't want access to shit what part of I don't have time for this shit anymore is not getting through

I mean I don't think about it nothing I'm fucking gone out for cigarettes little little pooh little hole of me in the Okay, so you're okay with me having full access to the accounts and you will no longer be on the accounts? Is that correct? I don't give a fuck about any of these accounts.

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Yeah, sure. It's on Libson. That one guy for five, for a second, I thought. I mean, you can link me to a document that tells me how to do it. That's fine, but I'm not going to know how to do it. I mean, I don't, I'm sure Libson has, like, how to post an MP3 tutorial. I can link to that. That one guy for five.

I keep all merchandising rights, yes? Yeah, sure. That's a joke. I'm just fucking around. Game for five. I got all rights to the Mr. Banana Grabber character. The fat parkour guy is Sage Show Blade. Yeah, that's his name.

He's surprisingly good at guitar for what he's got going on. He's also like a pansexual furry. He parkour's like a pansexual furry. Love that guy. Okay. So I, if I'm going to do the show, look, here's the thing. I got to pay another guy to host it with me. I also, if you want to make more money from it, I don't know if you're actually, whatever.

I'm going to pay a guy to make clips. I'm going to invest time in building the channel backup so it doesn't look like dog shit. I think that 25% is a lot. I was hoping you can meet me at something like 15%. You're still going to get free money. And then here's the thing is then I feel like investing my time in making the show make more money. So you will make more money regardless

because I will invest my time in it. If it's 25%, I'm just going to go, well, what is the cost basis of me sinking time into this thing? I'll keep limping it along and you can keep a piece of whatever's limping along. Yeah. Or if I got something, is that what you want? You just want to limp it along. whatever. Well, you're making a lot

of good points. The problem is I already said 25 and I'll lose fates if I go any lower. So I can't. I'm stuck at 25. I don't think you'll lose fate because here's why you don't lose face. Here's why you won't lose face

is because now I'm working to make you money. I'm the one losing face in that scenario. Because now I'm not even smart enough to understand what you're saying right now. Old Mr. Master's. Master Masterson sits there and collects a check and Vito is desperately trying to fix the channel, which let's be clear, is going to bleed money the second you leave anyway. That's true.

That hurts me. So maybe I should ask for more. Because I'm, I picked that number based on what's making right now. Maybe I should ask for more. No, you should list. Yeah, go ahead. Shut up. Go ahead.

This would give me the ability to hopefully, again, I can bring another guy on to run the show or maybe I have recurring guest host. I'm going to pay people if they're on the show. And, you know, also make it so it's worth my time investing and building the thing up. Because, again, the point I was trying to make is, if I'm giving up 25% of a thing, why would I not just take 100% of a new thing? I mean, you're taking 25% of a thing. You're not giving up 25%. It's you have 50% right now, and now you're getting 25% more. You're like, I mean, you're getting 50% more than what you have right now.

That's a huge, that's a huge more amount. I don't know what you're talking about. I have to giving up 25%. You're making, you're going to make way more. The monkey bro's five. The second you leave, the second you leave, the Patreon is going. What? The second the Patreon, the second you leave, okay, the show's going to be on the back foot.

A bunch of people are going to go, I'm not listening to that show if Dick's not on there. So I'm going to have to invest a considerable amount of time and effort into getting, you know, reliable co-hosts. Just like a normal amount, though. Building up the channel. Like a normal amount for making a good show. I would like to make the show very good. good again. I would like the show to reliably fire every week,

to have bonus episodes, to have, and I know you think they're gay, thumbnails and playlists and whatever else. I think there's a lot of people who just want to have a reliable comedy show to listen to a week after week, and I think I'm trying such a big pay cut, because I want to help those

I want to help you help give those people content. I think it would be super reasonable if you meet me at 50. I wanted to do 10%, but then I said, You know what? It is something that I would not have without you. And also, I want to get a little bit.

You do, you deserve a little piece of it. I agree with you, but. I already said 25. That's the problem. And I will look bad. Well, can everyone in the audience? Can everyone in the audience tell Dick that we won't think any less of him? But there will be one guy.

There will always be one guy. That's the problem. literally nothing from now on. Cameron for two says, Can we get a last TVS? Comics are easy for 10. I will run the show. Went through all three years of law school.

Graduated law school and now have a job as a lawyer. And all the time that you did not finish a 50-page comic, it's 52 pages. Good job. It's 69 pages. 69 pages. Comic artist Pro Secrets for 50. Dick, just two more episodes, brother.

Hang in there. This must be murder to hear through your tonight. The idiocy, the shrill tone, the volume, the motor mouth delivering it, talking over you as a sociopath. I didn't think I had any empathy. I saw you laugh this episode. I saw you laugh multiple times because I brought the funny. I made a funny show. So will you consider a 15%?

I want 10. You want 25? We meet close to the middle of 15. You know, I want to sell. I want to do 15, but I told you I can't. Like, you're asking me for something I physically can't do because I already said 25. It'll be too embarrassing to go lower than that. Like, I agree with you.

I agree with everything you're saying, but me and you are in this together. We can't go lower because then I will get made fun of. Coach Keg for five. Olive Garden is WOP Wop Denny's, not Italian food. Charles Baker for two. I believe in you eat what you kill, you know? A rising tide raises all ships. A stitch in time saves nine.

That's why I think it's got to be 25. Can we just hammer this out before we end the fucking show? I know you want to stretch it out. That's not being stretched out. I'm reading super chats. Charles Baker for two. I'll sell my pasta pass. If I get 25% of the pasta.

Atharva Kulami for five. Holy shit. Can you give me access to the... Can you give me access to the YouTube this week so I can and start cleaning it up and making it look nice. No, I'm sorry, but that violates another deal that I had made with someone else. I made a deal with somebody before to continue doing the show to prevent them from getting access and giving you access would violate that deal.

I have no idea what you're talking about. You, I made a deal with you that you had to give up YouTube. Fast fact guy, 666 for 10. I love you. I think most people who are, and also I could get a bonus episode up this month. because I know you're not going to want to do a bonus episode. You got to make that deal. I'll make that deal.

Go watch the Gloria's Bastards. That's a good movie. Okay, listen, we built this thing. It didn't work out in the best of ways, but people still really like it. And I think both of us owe it to the audience to try and make it keep going in a way. And I'm telling you that it's going to be extremely hard

for me to keep it going, because the revenues are about to plummet to the ground. That's a rebuilding time. me to give... Yes, and I will be able to rebuild efficiently. If I know I'm investing my time in something that... I don't want to invest my time in building up a thing that I'm just watching all the money go away.

I would just start a new thing. Do you get what I'm saying? I think you should do both. Why limit yourself to just this show? You should start a new show also where you get 100% and then have this show also. I will possibly... I am also thinking about... I'm talking to another guy about starting a second podcast.

All right. I like to hear it. I like to hear that conversations are happening. Conversations are happening. The point is I can keep this show going. People would be happy. They want something to listen to on Thursdays. But I'm going to, I want to do this show.

I want to get this show backfiring on all cylinders. It's going to be a time expenditure. Yes. And I think. That's why you're getting 75%. No. To compensate you. I think you taking 15%

you're going to be a very happy boy you're going to get free money for nothing. Right? Nothing. And you don't go to worry. Nothing. That's so insulting to say in negotiation. Nothing.

What the fuck? Okay. So what is it then? If I'm doing nothing, why isn't it zero percent? Because it's out of respect for what you've helped build here. Oh, man. Vito, I don't. people spend too much time worrying about money, you know?

You can't let it consume you. You just got to, you just got to take what's right in front of you. I really, I really don't think there's any point in me continuing this thing. If I can't at least have a little bit of money to pay a guy to do some clips, pay co-host to come on. Let's put it this way. The second you leave, the amount of money. Billy. Billy, I don't know if he's going to be the permanent co-host.

Oh, there's other guys. Okay, okay, okay. Maybe. I don't know. Well, we got to... Okay, okay. I like Billy, but we're also very similar, so I'd try them on a number of episodes. Yeah. Well, if the audience goes, hey, this is just two fat guys talking about fucking sausage every week.

If they're not into it, you know, part of this show was the animosity between a douchebag liberal and a hardcore, Israel hating zealot like yourself, you know? So I might have to find, you know, a guy who really hates... Well, I might have to find a guy with more hate in his heart. You know, Billy might be too beloved. He's a happy guy. Well, you got plenty to offer them, you know?

And out of your 75%, you got a lot. 75% of... That's a lot of dough. The show's about to go to nothing. Listen, man. A lot of dough. It's a lot of dough. That was your anchor number, which I taught you.

Thank you. The Lokes for 5627. Dick Matt. Come down a little bit. Hit me with Vito, the gay team guy one last time. I don't have it queued up, Lokes. I don't have. Let me see if I can find it.

I don't know where I can find it. Get it for next episode. Go ahead. Keep talking. You were talking about it. I think I've made my point. I think you hear what I'm saying is I'm going to take money and I'm going to invest it back and

making the show great again. And that involves, yes, paying co-hosts. I got a guy cute up to make clips. I don't know. I feel like if it's about me investing in things, then I feel like I'd want to be involved. It's like a whole, I'm just saying 25% to walk away. That's the deal. Listen, I got a lot of stream yard.

You got to take the deal. You got to always take the deal. This is a deal. 15% is a very nice number. It's more generous than I even want to. to give, but I, I've heard it up. This is a total shock to you, though, all of this. What do you mean wanted to give?

Wait, what do you mean it's a total shock? All this is a total surprise. Yeah. You're totally stumped. Nobody thought Dick would ever leave this show. I mean, you've been so zazzed about it for the past six months. It's like, I couldn't keep you away from this fucking show. I can't fucking find the, in the middle of the night, I'd get calls from Dick going,

can we do two bonus episodes this month? I'd go, ah, Dick, you don't want to spoil. the audience with two bonus episodes. Let's give them half of one. So I really don't have it. I'm sorry, but I really don't have it. Well, maybe somebody else consented. God damn it. Fan stingers? Reverend Scott, maybe? No, he don't need a prayer. I think you're going to look for it later. Yeah, but he paid so much money. Team. Team. Where is that? And look, this show's probably going to eye on the vine anyway. You're going to leave. All the comments are going to go, this is just a

fat guy talking about what he ate this week. And then you got nothing and nothing. But at least 15% gives me a little bit of wiggle room to try and make this fucking thing work. Otherwise, you're right. I would just make a new show and I'd invest 100% of my time. I don't know. What could you even pay with

10%? You're saying like you're going to rebuild like a, like you're going to go in an advertising campaign with a measly a measly 10% of nothing. I don't know. It just doesn't, it doesn't make sense. If it doesn't make dollars, it doesn't make sense. It's my time has to be worth it.

The veto gay team guy song. God damn it. Are you seriously playing a voicemail from months ago? I thought it was I thought it was the gay team guys song. That's what I'm looking for. And let's be real, this show used to be a dual effort. You would bring in the fucking now I'm going to have to bring in all the voicemails.

I got to bring in all the comments. It's going to be a, I got to do everything. I don't fucking have it. voted up is going to come back. Do you know how much time it takes to do a voted up stinger? Wait, this was junk for a king? It's a cannot be calculated. There it is.

We're going to have a new voicemail box. We're going to bring back all our favorite bits. You know how hard it's going to be to cut out Scott Adams' face a second time? character, she'll look more like man. Beet, beat, beat, beat, beat. The fat cheese. I can barely feed my kids. That one always feed me.

People are asking, can we do Vito's booty? Maybe. This is the best part. This is the best part, man. That's the best part. If we get Billy on the show, we can do Billy's heart rate. That might be a good segment. Thank you.

a lot. Vito and Billy need to take their potassium pills or not. Tim Sheehan for two. Vito needs to lose enough weight to pronounce K. David D. Mon for five. Lawsuits still coming, Vito. August 11th. I'm excited. I'm excited for my lawsuit. Also, someone should go to Vito's house and yell, excuse me, this guy came to me. This guy came to be the 14-year-old. Such a specific age. Fast fat guy 666 for two Rappers are a bundle of sticks

Yeah, they're all gay Comic Artist Pro Secrets for two Vito the gay team guy Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. LJ Claverino for two Call to Prayer Stock Tip Vito Favorite Stingers

Oh man You know, we'll have a big roundup We'll have a big send-off and a roundup of all the favorite things Well I was going to say We're obviously going to do a final live show Dick probably won't be there. But I'm talking to some guys.

Maybe we'll do some stand-up of comedy, some old faces from the show will show up. So we'll see if we can actually make that happen. If people are interested in an L.A., death of the biggest problem meetup. Funeral? Let me know in the comments. A funeral. Yes, and you guys can roast me. We'll have a little replica of my house that you guys could take pictures in front of, you know.

I don't think that kind of stuff is funny. I don't think you should do that But whatever Fast-fat guy And if anybody wants to bring a shotgun And blow my brains out at the event You know Obviously I've welcomed that in the past

So I welcome it once again My stepdad would say vetoes in la la la la la It's it for when Superkiller comes out two years from now And then we can do the funeral Lord Trump How did I get stuck reading all these? Lord We should do one last

You should consider doing one last live show with me. No, I'm not doing a fucking live show. No. No, I'm not doing a live show. Don't go to your house. Your orbit brings them to your... You should consider just sitting there quietly with earmuffs on like an autistic child

and you go, oh, you're hurt. I can't do your show. You're hurt, too bad. Vito Eater of Tostito. Scale far from zero. Failed comic about superhero. Pito. Lord Trump. That's a good one.

The Wanderers Field Guy for two. I'll give you 60%. That's pretty generous. All hire an autistic guy to grasp at his ears and we'll put a wing on him and he can be you at the show. Captain Cheese for five. What a surprise. Another I hate black people problem by Vito, really playing the classics. I don't hate black people.

Dick brought in rap. I don't hate rap. That was Dick. I like the black ladies from Hercules. I thought it was cool. Not a black people problem. Oh, Hercules, you're so good at being a strong guy. That was the best, man.

That was when the racial divide was totally gone. That was when white and black really came together. Yep. That, Arsenio Hall, like, we were living in it. Magic Johnson had AIDS. Magic Johnson was like the lynchpin, man, of everything. You had AIDS, black guy, basketball, learning disabilities. It really does feel like black culture, like devolved from a certain point, man.

In living color. And who's fault was that? Whose fault was that? Bush. Who? I don't know. Steve for two. Super killers out soon, probably before Super Killer. Fast fat guy for 666.

Was it a... Two. It's on the YouTube rewatch. Why take notes, idiot. Johnny Rocket for five. Rip Super Chats. The Lokes for two. The countdown versus the meltdown.

Round two fight. Pig, cow, whale. But he does it on everyone. Charles Baker for two. Dickle, you guest appeared for episode 300. No. Tim Sheeran for... You're not going to...

like the deal you hear for me to guest episode. Tim Shearin for 10. Dick should trade 25% for Vito just not using social media. That's just for mongoes. Mongos. All you really need to do is treat this like a TV show. People write in shred that shit. Stop reading interslop. Interslop.

Wow. Interslop. Interslop. Trio Doug for 5. Give Vito the Discord, but he has to keep me on as admin. Oh, the Discord throw in for free. DNS Wilson for 5. Thanks for the

entertainment, Dick. You're going to be anywhere on YouTube? No, I'm not allowed on YouTube. Thanks for asking D.N.S. Wilson. Fast-fat. They're allowed back on YouTube now. Me? Yeah, they had a whole... No, no, no, no, no. You'd probably get back in. Nope. Huh. Wrong. Did you ask recently? Yes, DNS Wilson for 5. Thanks for the... Oh, yeah. All you're ready.

Fast fact guy for 666 for 2. Deal off. Nothing. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. Comic artist, pro, secrets for five. Dick, I will think less of you if you give this meatball more money. 35% now. Fido. Okay, I'll just do another show. I got it. I mean, you know what I need to do the show. I can do a different show and I don't got to give up 25% of it. You go on scumbags who hate you's podcast for free and you won't do this show for 75%.

That's so crazy. That's so fucking crazy. That's so crazy. You're crazy. It's so crazy. What are you doing? If Riley has a live stream every week, you'll be on it. But you won't get paid to be on one that you control totally. It's crazy. It's just totally nuts.

It's absolutely nuts. See, comic artist pro. You got it. You nailed it. You're going to get a big chunk of money, and I'm going to work to make you a bigger chunk of money. Okay? The point is that it gives me the motivation to go, yes, I am acceptable with this arrangement. the amount of money being taken out

is not so substantial that I go why put effort into it and then I will actually be interested in growing the show again and that's what you're getting. I agree. Here's what's happening. Here's what's happening. You're giving up an extra 10% to get a veto who goes I bet I can make this thing make

a good amount of money. And then you get a good amount of money as opposed to a large amount of a shittier amount of money. Yeah, but what's the money worth if if EVS doesn't respect you. Like before today, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. EBS is respect. Before today, I was like, EVS respects me. Cut it off. And now he says, cut it, cut it, if I take less than well, well, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. What if, what if, listen to this idea,

what if I grow the show to $10,000, $20,000 a month, then EBS is going to come to you and he's going to go, hey, I thought you made a bad deal. But you imbued Vito with such motivation that you actually made a shrewd calculation that I could not have foreseen. What is better than that? EBS is going to come to you and he's going to go, I thought you were making a mistake, but it was I

who made the mistake. It's like stories of, you know, stories of the future. Eldorado. I can make this a top 200 podcast. I can make this a top 100 podcast. I honestly believe that you could. I honestly believe that you could. And my first guest is an Armenian guy who loves magic cards.

His name's, stop. Javi Javi and he dances with Vito, I would It would be the happiest day of my fucking life if you got Maddox to be on a show with you on this show. Who?

With you? Who? Never heard of him. I just want him to come on Ristic Study Hall. I'm saving him for the study hall. And now you know what I deal with. I'm saving him for that good show. Trio Dug for five.

I'm saving him for that good show. If Dick goes even 0.5% lower, than this initial offer, he will lose my respect forever. See, I will never eat pickles with him again. Most importantness for two. This is Mani's podcast. Most important is for two. I'm Reddit here to make fun of Rick Masterson.

Did Mani eat cum? What happened? What the hell are you talking about? No. I was trying to read like somebody said Mani ate cum. What happened on the, what was Mani's story recently? What are you talking about? There was something about Manny Muskets and cum. Am I crazy?

Very. Where are you getting this information? Is there no comp? There's no cum at all? Literotica? What are you talking about? Did you talk to Manny Muskets on the most recent episode of your podcast? Yeah, he stole a sandwich, and it was chased by a fatter security guard than him.

Okay, but there was no cum. No. Oh, okay. I don't know. Wow, I got my wires crossed then. You got your queers crossed more like it. What are you talking about? Because this story is so upsetting to people.

People said the story was disgusting. Was there something disgusting about the sandwich? Who? I just saw comments on your latest episode. I don't fucking remember. You don't remember where you got the idea that Manny Muskets ate cum? Well, that's why I'm asking you. What happened with the sandwich?

He tried to steal a sandwich because he got no money. Why was everyone saying the story was disgusting? What was disgusting? What was disgusting about the story? Nothing. No. Where are you getting your information from? Your financial advisor?

Black guys with cum sandwiches. That's one of my favorite websites. What the fuck are you talking about? Janet Berg for 10. There's all website of black guys eating cum sandwiches, and I thought I saw many on there. I'm that one guy. I won't let Dick make that deal. Look, man, there's tons of people lining up.

Janet Berg. I agree. We go way back. We go way back. I can't lose esteem in his eyes. Command 1-1-1-1-15. Why is Vito on so many meds? I'm not on any meds.

Why does everyone think I'm on meds? Because of your behavior. My upbeat chipper attitude and my loving demeanor. Steve for five. The only medicine I'm on is glam. I will lower my TDS pageant from $25 to a dollar. Richard gives Vito even a 1% more. I can't, man.

Peton, it's a financial disincentive for me. Petong for five. Take your percentages. in lunchboxes and yo-yo's. The Pope for five. Richard acting like a woman. People will make fun of me if I go lower. See, this guy's already making fun of me.

The Pope's already making fun of me. He's making fun of you for this argument. He's making fun of you for doing the opposite of what you're trying to do. Vito, he's so, he didn't even finish his quote. He has like a quote here, and he didn't even put the end of the quote where it's supposed to go. Like, it goes forever. Baldiver 2. Wow.

Last show and my super chats were skipped. What? No, they weren't, Boulder. Ryan Malice for two. Buy all Vod's or what? Because old apps are still good. If Vito doesn't take this deal, I'm deleting everything on the channel.

If Vito doesn't take the deal, the whole channel's gone. All the videos are wiped out. Guys, I'm going to set up another 24-hour channel. Clabtrap the Destroyer for five. I remember when Dick was so excited to finally find a co-host for the new biggest problem show. Good times, man. Yeah, I nailed it.

You did. It was great. We had a lot of, a lot of great stuff. We'll get into it for the last two weeks. Ditchmellon aficionado for two. Get into what? We don't get into it. You get into it like a good way? What are you talking about? What was the context of what we were fucking talking about? Oh, because we've never gotten into it before on any other fucking topic. You're going to get the Star Trek magic cards?

No, I don't know. Like Captain Picard? They got a Picard, yeah. What do you mean a Picard? Well, there's going to be multiple Picard. There's also a signed Captain Kirk card if you're big. I'm sure there'll be a signed Picard as well. You haven't seen Khan? You haven't seen the con card?

No, I don't want old pedophile Star Trek. I want new stuff. Oh, good, because you're going to get the new stuff. Here, you want to see the new stuff? I don't want to see it on screen, though. Athena, you can put it on, I guess. Look at it for two seconds. There you go.

There you go. Benneball. Benner dards, Cumberbuckle. Benneballed Cumberbuckle as she old for the apocalypse. I'll give you a try, Vito, but I don't care about magic or cake. And this is what you guys can expect on the new biggest problem in the universe.

Magic cards. Every episode. Fast Fat guy 666 for two. Skipped my first $10 super chat. What did I skip? I don't think I skipped it. Superchatted again if I skipped it. Sorry.

Comics are easy for two. Vito is worst than my three-year-old at coloring. Big boss for two, 20%. But every episode going... coloring. Going on. Here's a fog machine. Go. That's what he sounds like. K2, the Swiss for five, nothing.

Thanks. Ossie Glyssie for two. Richard either takes five percent. I am transing out now. I'm telling you, man, you're like, that filter thing is step one. I mean, it's like, I kind of get it, you know? Yeah. I look at that and I go,

would you fuck me? Mama Mia. Ozzy Glyzie for two. either takes 5% or I show up in his house. Wait, I can't remember how good by horses goes. How does goodbye horses go? Goodbye horses. Yeah, I know that part, but I'm talking about the you don't know it either, the sting at the beginning.

Oh, no, no one knows that. Fastback guy 66 for two, skipped both my $10 group shots. GGs for 20. I am Vito Bob Blacks. I'm Vito Blacks. Sleeping Psychopathy for two. The only thing Vito ever goes is God, I can't believe Bo Blacks transed. I didn't see that common. Any less than 25%

And I might be gay The second Bo Black said he was into Sonic The Head Shog. I probably should have known he was going to trans out. But I just did see him. 25 seems fair. Okay. Is that it? Is that it for the Super Chats?

But Dick, why would you not just give me the show? I like, I literally like you. Okay. All right. I think like you're so cool. That's it. Thanks, everyone. Oh, my God.

Send me stuff that you like. Send me stuff that you like to love the show. Yeah, leave some comments. Oh, my God. I want to fuck you I want to fuck your fucking dick Are we still live Wait, do we miss hack the movies

Oh we did Have a hack the movies What are you talking about? Where Hack the movies Oh, hack the movies All right Hacked the movies

I don't think I can respect Dick If he goes lower than 25% See? It's out of my hands And Enright says Good Run Boys This was a great last show I would disavit

Tony from Act to Movies I know you don't like Vito, but what do you think about Vita? Can I be on Hack the Movies? Oh my God. I want to talk about like Gremlins and Goonies and Gunglers and fucking Gremglars.

You're tuning out in real time, bro. I think I'd be good at it. I would be, look, I know, because I understand women. They're simple. So I would be a great... I understand them so easy. Oh my God. I get inside their fucking heads. Because like that's what That's what women don't get.

Look, don't you understand? I got... I understand women. Yeah. Look, the other day, I was texting with a girl. I called her up and I started sexy talking with her. She was dying. She was like, what is this?

What is what is happening? You know, I was saying, I was saying fucked up sex stuff to her and she was getting totally horned out. All right. I'm out of her. You know, because I lived inside her mind. Bye-bye. Thank you.