The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 234

Episode Date: July 31, 2026

Everybody, welcome to the program. Does that sound fucked? Oh, no, do I sound okay? Ah, you sound great. Just great. How's it going, everyone? Welcome to the final episode of the biggest problem in the universe. It's a great show we got.

Someone will go, biggest problem. Well, I wouldn't be on the BID. All right. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe. From not taking deals and clapping seals, I'm your host, Dick Mason. Joining me as always is Vito Giswoldi. Hello.

What's up, buddy? How's it going? All right. Let's burn through. Oh, wait, shit, I forgot to put my final countdown on. There we go. God damn. Okay.

Last week, we had a rapping in the Odyssey. Number one. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Drum roll. There they are. Rapping in the Odyssey. People didn't like that. Number one.

Do you see The Odyssey? I haven't seen it yet. No, did you see it? You got to see in one of those roller coaster seats. Too long. It's like three hours long. You got to see it in one of, one of the other. of those 4D, 4X, 4DX with the roller coasters.

Do they have that? Yes, it bounces you all around. It's wonderful. I haven't seen it. Wait, they have 4DX for that movie? I don't think that's true. I don't know what it is. It's the one where the chairs are all bouncing around.

Is my mic too low? I don't know. They're wrapping the Odyssey. And then... People are saying my mic is too low. Wanting something but not getting something. I've turned up my microphone. I don't remember what that was.

Oh yeah, that was about the pasta, never-ending pasta dish that you wanted. Test 1-1-2, test 112. See, this is why we should do a audio check before the episode starts. DEI Conservatives. That was another one you had. I think that was about Israel somehow. Ben Shapiro, Candice Owens. Ending daylight saving time, rounded it out.

Okay, Vinny Voltz says, Vito not taking the deal is the funniest bit. I hope he commits to it. we're going to find out today Will Vito take the deal Or will the Patreon be Deleted? What's the deal? We'll find out in two hours, 25%.

We talked about it. We talked about a lot. Lot last episode. Are you going to come down on the number at all? Are you coming down on that number at all? No, I told you I can't. Baki Bollies, what the fuck was that ending? LMAO.

The look of disgust on this face captured everyone's reaction. As I explained, laughing face. There's two options. is either a... Messothelialiala Mike. I had my Remington 570 in my mouth.

Safety off. Finger on the trigger. And then I saw y'all uploaded. Thank the Lord. I can live for a little longer. Thank you, Mike. Stevie J. 15% to Vito.

And it gets raised to 25% when Superkillers shipped. Wow. A lot of wheelers and dealers in the comments. What do you think? I don't know. Necro C. Are you fucking kidding me? I need a bigger cut because I need to pay for X.

No, Vito. have faith in your abilities, the show will become a success, and then you can build your team. You're being handed a brand for 25%. I think I can build a team. I think I can build a team, and I think I can make a great show, and that was what I tried to explain. K on the Swiss. I love how Vito's chin disappears when he looks to the left. Laughing emoji face. Is that your filter that he's talking about? Must be.

I've never heard that joke, so it must be the filter. Nazo 13. I think the Sopranos ended on a higher note than this podcast. I think that's true. Sopranos had a pretty high ending, though. Like, it was pretty good. Martin O'Keefe, veto is out to lunch, all right? Bruce, vetoes his hat.

Frog washing, veto of an extra 10% is what it takes to put any effort into this show. Then what we all know is that it won't make any difference at all, getting 100 grand didn't make you work harder to produce a comic. Wow, that was a long walk to get to that one. Thank you, frog washing

for the comment. Let's see if I have any more. I asked everybody what their favorite part was. Oh, man, from Martin. Hey, Dick, just a reminder that Vito blocked me on Patreon for criticizing his work. All right.

You know, that's kind of long. I'm a big email. Thank you, Martin. Okay, I asked everybody what their favorite part was. And I've got this list. I don't have a sound effect for it. I wish I did.

David Lowell says, The Clutch Cargo of Great Grandpa Isom Nox bits were always my favorite. Never learn to read. I hear once you do, you can't turn it off. That was David's. Thanks, David. That was a good one. That was a good Isomnox quote.

Victory lore seeker. My favorite moment was the Eric July drama content on his comics. and the card burning episode. That was a good one. You don't remember that one? Beny Fu. Vito's lust for toys, driving him to get on the scale

and be ridiculed for weeks. I don't think that was that is what that was. Only to end up with a mountain of black man pop figures. Cremelin. Something about Vito had a manic meltdown. Biggest problem in the universe is time vampires. Well, that's not what, that wasn't the question. All right.

Can't be bothered. something. Vito's booty, Milk says, was my favorite stretch of episodes, but my favorite moment was Rip Carr. I forced my grandpa to listen to that shit every week, and he hated it. Milk. Vito, take the deal. Thank you, Milk.

Ripcar was a fan favorite. I saw that pop up for years afterwards. Seraph says, I liked when you burned the magic card for a fleeting moment. We all saw Vito express a genuine emotion for once. I felt pure joy. Thank you, Dick. That was a bit.

Guys, come on. The biggest problem in the world is, I don't know what it is. I don't know. He says, penis. All right. Don Juan. My favorite moment was when Vito cried about how supportive the community was. Then he said we're too supportive.

It made him uncomfortable. And he would rather we just make fun of him. That was a nice moment. I remember that. It happened right here. Mel M. says the Sonichu Medallion was their favorite moment. Nuff said.

All right. Ryan Azu said The guests on the show were great My favorites were Scott Adams and Andrew Tate Those were good guys I'm glad they could make time to call in Jizzy McNight says Vito's booty is maybe the funniest bit on any show ever

Scott Adams Isom Knox Vito scamming the audience out of a hundred grand He says that was his favorite part I don't think he's good All right can we do problems Um Sure go for it

Let's do comedy I won No I did but you can go first I don't care go first. Let's take a look here. Dick, I got a couple here. Let me see. Let me see. I'll start off with this one. Dick, how do you feel about Fauci? Dr. Fauci? He's a he's a weirdo. It's like a weird guy. Is he one of your favorite, favorite guys? I don't know, man. He's a weird fucking guy. He does weird stuff. Well, would you, how would you feel if he got totally fucking

owned. Better. Better. He got absolutely fucking destroyed, as I'm going to show you in this clip here. And you know what's cool is when a guy tweets out his own video of how awesomely he destroyed another guy. If you could pop this up on the screen real quick. This is Senator Josh Harley and he says Joe Biden gave Fauci immunity, which means Fauci can't invoke the Fifth Amendment in front of Congress. Here he's retweeting a Foxy article saying he humiliated Fauci during the Senate hearing.

Are there options on the table short of states like this is just a clip from the shoe. This is just him celebrating how great he was when Fauci looked in the camera and said, yeah, I plead the fifth. You got him! You nailed him to the wall. Look, Rand Paul's going to

hold him in contempt. I mean, this guy's totally fucking old. He was wrong what he did today. He did not have the right to do it. I think we Hold'em. Wow. Totally blown out. Now, as Benny Johnson posted, this was a real mic drop moment.

Senator Barino just ended Fauci's career with one line. Remember Fauci, of course, being an 85-year-old, I think, for tired guy. Senator Marino, why don't you suspect Fauci's pleading the fifth after testifying 200-plus time before? This is a piece of shit. Oh, man. Blown. Blown out. He's not going to be feeling that one in the morning.

I even pulled up an article. See, here's the thing is you, we all saw a guy go, I plead the fifth, I won't be testifying today. What you don't know is that according. We just did other stuff. We didn't watch this crap. Well, hold on. This is the most important.

Every Republican influencer is telling me how Fauci was totally blown the fuck out. And they really did something up there today. They really did something by putting them on the stand and going, You have to, you say something. I want you to say something. He went, yeah, I'm taking the fifth. Fouchy gave off signals of deception during Senate hearing, says a body language expert. This is an article from the California Post.

When he was asked poignant questions, his atomic nervous system took over. He became flushed. His atomic nervous system? Is it a radioactive? He's a radioactive man. Hunched over, paler, squirmed around, blinked a lot, and licked his lips. all signs of deception. Okay.

There's a problem I'm calling Echo Chamber onage. This is when you and your buddies are all in a room looking at each other. You go, hey, did we own that guy? I think we owned that guy. We definitely owned that fucking guy.

I can't believe how much we own that guy. That guy is owned for life. Then you go, well, what happened? You go, well, we made him come to Congress and testify. Oh, yeah, did he say anything that, like, incriminated him, and he's got to go behind bars?

No, no, no, no. didn't say anything. Oh, are you going to, like, file charges and, like, put him behind bars? No, he got a pardon from Biden, so we can't do that. But we're also going to talk about how, like, maybe he violated the pardon. Ooh, we're going to send a strongly worded letter to that guy. I said the F word in Congress. You see that? I was on, I said it. Did you do that? F. I said F. Right to his face. Not calling him F, but I said F. Who the F do you think you are? This was, uh, look, I understand. why people have a problem with Fauci.

I think he mutilated a bunch of dogs so he could figure out how to give everybody COVID or whatever the fuck. I get it. But the problem is that these limp dick Congress guys, they go, I know what's real. They all want to be like YouTubers now. They want sound bites and clips so they can go on

Fox News and go, well, here's the thing. I asked him. I said, are you a bad guy? And he didn't say anything, which is almost the same as him saying he's a bad guy. And I go, no, I think you guys just like do this performative Congress? Like, why did you drag him up there

if he's got, he's already got a pardon? What are you going to do? What are you going to get out of him? What are you hoping to get out of him? You just, and the worst part is, he's not up there because they're like, well, we're going to get this guy and like change something. He's only there so they can go to their constituents and go, hey, remember that time that Fauci didn't say anything?

And I was like, well, fuck you, buddy, I totally owned that guy and you should vote for me. It's like the most performative, stupid bullshit in the world. No, it's not performative enough though. Like it's, it would be, they got to ramp it up. It's like wrestling for stupid people. I agree. The way it is now where they're pretending that there's laws and like, will you get on camera by the way? I'll be all right. They're pretending there's like,

this is a pardon. He's got this piece of paper signed by like a guy who's brain dead. So that means we can't put him in jail. Like they have all these, they have rules that would make like the undertaker blush, right? Like, None of it's real, but they're not playing. Yeah. I can't do anything. Yeah, all of it. Like, you could do it.

Just shoot them. Just like bring in, just go in Congress and shoot the guy. Or jump over the table and, like, do something about it. This is like, this is like WWF for like pussies. Like, you know, nerds. There has never been, like, okay, like when politicians realized, hey, we live in like a constant news cycle and, ooh, I can be snarky. And let's be clear, it's not just Republicans. been that. This is not new.

Elizabeth Warren will drag a guy up there and be like, hey, you're a bad guy and you make money. You're not supposed to make money. And the guy goes, I don't know what to tell you. We're just a company. I don't know what you want. She goes, oh, so you stole money and you're bad guy? And then she would, when Elizabeth Warren was

first, people were going, she's going to be president. It was all based on clips of her going, oh, you're bad. And I don't like, and you took too much money from people. And I went, I don't think that's what makes you a president. I think that's just like a lot of fucking noise, man. But that's what politics is in this

country. It's everybody trying to own everybody with nothing ever actually changing. Where is it not like that? Where is this politics not like this? This is the one place where it shouldn't be like this. This is the one place where theoretically these people have some sort of political power to affect change. And they spend all

day being like, we should make this guy come into our room and then we're going to make him sit in front of us. We're going to go, we don't like you. He nailed it. Because now all the Everyone else is like, oh yeah, he said the fifth. He totally stuck it to them. Okay, well, also, how does everybody understand don't talk to the cops until it's a congressional committee?

Because anywhere else you go, oh, yeah, he's not talking to the cops. That's pretty smart. And they're all going, oh, oh, he's doing that because he knows he lied, because he's liar. And I go, no, no, no. There's no fucking reason for him to say anything. And also the only reason he's not saying anything is because, honestly, he's smart. He's going, the only reason you guys drag me up here. You're doing the same thing they're doing.

Like he's smart like what do you mean he's smart? He's a little bit small well he's not he's compelled to appear there and he's going well If I got to say something I'm not gonna say anything that's gonna So he's smart now I didn't clip the guy who like ruined the whole world He's smart for doing that. He's smart for not fucking the things up for himself Because he avoids because all they want if he said well actually I think this For getting up there and going all yeah, who the news articles would be? Oh, he said this. Oh my god. He said a word so he just went, I'm just not going to say anything.

No, he's calm and collected, you're saying. He's like James Bond. He's in his lane. He's going the distance. You're doing the same shit there, doing. All alone. I'm just saying, if you get dragged up in front of those fucking things, it's like an Instagram moment.

It's a fucking TikTok fucking festival where they're just going, oh, I hope this gets a lot of clips. Yeah, but did you read some of the stuff from his diary? Did you see Laura Ingram in the, did you see Laura Ingram behind? him smugly making fucking I don't watch any of this crap Is it Laura Ingram? Is she the one?

She's awful, right? I don't know. You're the Mr. Politics guy. Laura Ingraham was like in the audience behind him and because she knows she's on camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So because she knows she's on camera,

she's doing the thing where she's just like anytime anything gets said, she's going, hmm, that's cool. Oh, oh my. What's wrong with that? It's fucking stupid. What are you going to do when you're in the Congress behind somebody who sucks? I'm going to hold up a Bobabooie's penis fucking sign.

I'm going to do something real back there. I'm going to troll for real. Laura. This is politics, man. This is what you're witnessing in real time. If you got a problem with it, you can get out of America. Maybe I will. Maybe I will get out of America.

You can live in Russia. Watch this. Watch this. All right, look, watch this bitch. Just kill you. Going, ooh, I'm on the camera. Ooh, I'm on the camera. I better make some very displeased fucking faces back here.

So everyone knows how much I hate this guy. How can you be in the commentary community? Oh. Oh. Oh, it's so bad. Ooh. Oh. Wait, wait.

Here she goes. Here she goes. She's going to hit us with a, she's going to hit us with a displeased. Little smirk, a little lip clap there. I get it. I get it. You don't like the guy. She purposely got a seat behind him so she could make disgusted faces.

It's awesome, man. And then it's so cool. Wait, how come she's not smart for doing that? But Fauci is smart. Well, she's smart in the way that this is what, you know, dummies eat up. And they go, oh, that's so cool that my lady is up there going, hmm, hmm. Like she's on the fucking jumbo trough or some shit.

You are describing democracy. This is a message that people get behind. And then by the support of their numbers, it becomes policy. You're describing if you have like you don't understand democracy, I don't think. They're exercising it. Maybe I don't understand democracy. I just thought it was pathetic that literally nothing happened. Nothing has changed.

No one's been charged with anything. And I got to see guys like Benny Johnson on Twitter going, wow, Fauci's career is over. And you go, how is it over? What do you mean? He's 85. It's over. What else is he going to do? Is he going to start another pandemic?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he probably will. He was probably planning on it. He was probably planning on it now because it is. You know that he is planning on it. You know that they're planning it. You know that they're planning another pandemic.

They shut him down. And now a different old weird guy is going to have to do it. Yes, exactly. That's the problem. Yeah. That's why we have to epically own. That's why we got to drag him up there and we got to own these guys. We've got to destroy them verbally.

It's very important. It's important that it's important that who's on top is communicated. to people so they know who's in charge and who should be respected. That's what's happening there. So wait, who am I supposed respect? Senator Josh Howley, fucking Rand Paul. The guy that's on the news playing clips of himself being awesome. I think you know goddamn well who you're supposed to look into that pardon.

We're going to look into that part. Yeah. Hell yeah. I think that was an auto pen. We're going to, we're going to shut that thing down. We're going to shut that thing down. All right, man. You're not going to do shit.

Same shit with fucking. fucking Epstein, same shit with everything. You're not going to do anything. Who cares? Life isn't about, you of all people should know this. Life isn't about doing stuff and saying you did it. It's about saying you're going to do it and give it a good shot and then waking up the next day and saying you're going to do something else and say you're going to give it a good shot.

I think Epstein only killed himself because he knew if you had to testify, there'd be some bitch behind him in court going, just shaking her head and making crazy fucking faces going. He's like, I don't even care that everybody hates me for fucking kids. I just don't want to have to deal with some fucking guy going. No, he didn't want to get clown. Epstein didn't want to get clown. Yeah, he didn't want to get clown. He didn't want to get clown.

He would never fuck kids again. What kid's going to fuck him if he's getting made fun of on TV? We should drag all the pedophiles up there and Rand Paul. I can clown him. That would be better. You know what? You're saying it like as bad, but that is most people would rather just go to jail than get clowned. Well, here's my pitch, okay?

all these predator poetry videos suck because the guy just goes into like a regular house and there's like a pizza and some girl or whatever. He should walk into the bait house and it should be set up like a fucking congressional testimony at the tables and the fucking water and it's fucking predator sessions.

And he just goes, all presiding the honorable predator, congressman. Like a court room? Like a congressional hearing where they go sit down and he's got the little microphone and the fucking name tag that says child fucker and they go, sir, you are accused of coming here to fuck some kids. What do you have to say about that? Well, uh, I didn't know that.

Because instead it's like, you know, I've seen the house and the bust and the cops come in. There should be some pageantry to it. Put him on a stage. Well, that guy, uh, game shows with predators. That was great. Colin Flaherty. Is that his name? He did the newly ped game.

The newly ped game? The newly ped game, where if you answer the questions correctly, he doesn't call the cops, right? Yeah, I think he does call the cops, though, no matter what. I don't know. I hope so, because otherwise it's like, that guy was great, Colin. Yeah, fuck, you had him on at one point. The newly ped game. Yeah, he had the host microphone, the long host microphone.

I'm just saying the Predator Catcher videos, they started getting so samie that it resorted to just beating the shit out of them. and I said, well, now we're definitely going in the wrong direction. There's way more fun shit you can do than beating the shit out of these guys. Yeah, that's just like staged. I don't know. Somehow, yeah, but make it staged. It feels like the pedophiles get away with something if they get their ass kicked. It's like, well, I think in their mind, you kind of justified their choices because you made them suffer.

Like now, because in the pedophiles' mind, now they're thinking, because people are just wired to think if they suffered for something, then they must have deserved it. So I think you guys are like making it okay for them to do that. Okay, here's the pitch. Is a pedoprov. And they come in. That's your new troupe? Yeah, exactly. Well, no, we're going to put all the pedos.

They're all going to be like on stage. We're going to go, you have to do 30 minutes of improv comedy. And if you don't get enough laughs, we're calling the cops. It's crazy. They got a box of props and shit. I didn't think there was something that could make pedophiles worse. but then you came up with it. But then I suggest an improv comedy.

Yeah. That'd be great. You'd take them to groundlings or whatever. You know, all right, we need a suggestion. You're a fucking predator. Okay,

all right, let's get into it. A little on the nose. Next. That's what the predator would say. A little on the nose, but okay, we can work with that.

I need a location. I like a little on my nose. A young girl's bedroom. Enough with this guy. Enough with this guy. Get out of here, heckler. The point is, yeah, everybody got owned. Congressional Ownage.

Let's make that the problem. It was real badass and everybody won. Congratulations. They need better writers. They need to get Sam Hyde in there or, you know, whomever to write them material. You make a good point. If they had, like, comedy writers feeding them, like,

fucking bits, I would tune in and watch C-SPAN. Because they print out those phone. boards and it's like this is this just sucks it's not entertaining this is like all the this is like all the kids who were a type you know after school clubs dc rats like insiders they don't know how to make this funny but you got to get some good comedy if you had senator hide you had senator fucking uh what do you call it uh gillis going up there he goes eh all right i'm i'm not gonna i don't want to go over my time here but uh i got 10 minutes here hey when you were uh injecting dogs with

fucking AIDS. Did you ever fuck those AIDS dogs? You're crazy maniac? Hey, get out of get him out of! That would be good. I'd watch that. Okay, congressmen should be allowed to bring in one designated roaster. They should just do whatever they want.

They can just go... They don't want to lose the attention, though. They want all the attention on them like they came up with that shit. They could never be in. I can't share the stage. Yeah. Wait a minute. Where is the... Here it is. Oh, yeah.

All right. My problem is saving all your shit up till the end. Do you ever play like Resident Evil video game or something? Yes. You don't shoot any of your awesome guns

or Doom? Well, it's a little hard in Resident Evil. Usually you end up wasting my ammo. Final Fantasy, though. All the Elixirons and my... You end up wasting your ammo in Resident Evil? I run out of ammo. I get into a bus, battling at the end of the bus, but I got no ammo left.

So what do you fight the last guy with? I just fucking die, because I don't have no ammo, and then I got to restart the game. You know, I really used to piss me off when you'd save up all your ammo, and then you'd fight the guy at the end, and they'd give you, like, a super weapon to beat him, and you're like... Yeah, so you don't even need the ammo. Why the fuck did I save up all this ammo? They do that a lot in Resident Evil. I think they'd do that specifically because they know you might not have any ammo left. They should put a warning on the box or something.

Like, hey, don't save your ammo. I always used to get anxiety when they give you those items and RPGs that are like, this will permanently give a player or a character plus one strength. I go, who would I spend that on? I don't know who to spend that on. What if I spend it on a guy and they fucking suck? And I go, I could have spent that on a different guy. Or they all lose them.

Like, what if I spend them on this guy and he goes away from party or something? That happens in Final Fantasy a couple times. And I go, man, I invested in that fucking bitch. Now she's just fucking gone. I know. I spent a lot of points on that bitch. I've got probably, I've got probably 20 pages of problems that I've written down in five years for this show. And the other, and then another file.

Yeah, but they're probably dog shit. I have a list of dog shit problems. Is that what we're doing? Our list of dog shit problems? They're all great. They're all great problems. No, they aren't. That's why you haven't used them.

I'm telling you the problem. If you had great problems, you wouldn't bring in car washes and my hair being wet. You would have used the good ones first. The first time I was on a show that ended, I had this huge list of problems. And I thought, fuck, I was so attached to those problems. And now I'm never going to get to talk about any of them. So when we started this show, I started a similar. You're so excited.

Yeah, I was like, I'm not going to do that again. What a stupid waste of time. I'm not going to make this giant list of problems that never get done like falling asleep at the wrong time, right? Oh, man. Don't you just hate it when you fall asleep in the afternoon? I'm not sleeping at the wrong time. Yeah, it could really fuck up you. Right.

I'm not going to do that again because it's dumb. And then yet here I am five years later. And what do I have? So what's on the list? Another, he only stopped randomly. What do I have here? Women talking about food. Women talking about food.

What do you think about that? That would have been a banger. I'm sad we missed out on that one. See? Here I got my list. They're all gold. They're all gold. I got guys who don't love Jews was one of mine.

I never did. Women talking about food? Why guys who don't love Jews? I don't know. I just wrote it down. I don't remember exactly what it was. I mean, I do love Jews. They're fun and funny, so you got to love them a little bit.

I have the Power Rangers movie. Do you remember the Power Rangers movie? God, that would have been a good one. That's another bang. Yeah, remember they all had awesome dinosaur robots that got destroyed, and the Red Ranger goes, now my robot's a gorilla. I remember there's a kid going, this is gay. This sucks.

They're just trying to sell my toys. You had a Tyrannosaurus robot. A gorilla is clearly a downgrade. Could they not do the gorilla? They ran out episodes. from Japan. Oh, okay. So they had to find a new show to cannibalize.

Clipping your nails too short. That seems like something I would have already done. I said restaurants with too many signs instructing you how to order at the restaurant and what is not allowed. Where do you go to a restaurant that has so many signs? There's this one diner near me, and I swear to God, the window's all like,

595 burger special. No substitutions. One drink only, no refills. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, man. Just sell me a fucking burger and a Coke. Calm down. Cars that look like cop cars. Cars that look like cop cars when you're driving.

Oh, yeah. That's a, you know, I don't encounter that as much as anymore as I used to. But they used to. Some people buy old cop cars and you're like, you're an asshole. Paint that to not look like a cop car. Yeah, I know. I had barcades, but then I thought, then I thought maybe I like barcades. Or maybe I did.

Maybe I do like barcades. The problem with barcades is like every drink has to have a cute name and it's not nearly as cute as they think it is where they're like, it's a princess peach margarita. And I goes at a margarita with like peach shit in it. And they're like, yeah. You know, the problem with barcades is that it's a, it's a perfect place for a date for normal people. So it's like, I'm going there because I want to play eight person co-op X-Men. like I don't want to come here and talk to my girlfriend and watch other guys talk to their girlfriends. Like, they really need to have a no women allowed night or something.

Well, the problem is that all the girls, like the guy is there with the girl. And he goes, why don't you play this game with me? And then she's dog shit at it and nobody has fun. Yeah. Tell they're not having fun. They're like pretending to have fun. And you can tell he's like, bitch, you've got to punch the fucking robot. Like the Sentinel's right there.

Stop using your fucking super over and over. It drains your life meter. If you spam it, you're just going to die. She goes, ah, this is fun. Can we go somewhere else? Maybe we can go to back to my place. And you're like, yeah, this is not a place for girls. No, but it's the only place you can take them.

Because it's not like... There should be like a sticker on the machines that say, girls will not be able to figure this one out. Make them play Miss Pac-Man or something. Conservative pronouns. I don't even know what that one was. I did do milk in schools. was a good one.

Bad onion rings was a great food problem that we never did. Like when they're soggy? When they're like, okay, we've clearly figured out how to make the best possible onion ring.

It's like the beer battle at Bert onion ring with the fucking batter, you know? Either that or a panco-crusted onion ring. One has the, one has the batter outside and the other one has the

panko breading. They're both good. It's the ones that like they clearly just dunked it and flour and then threw it in the fucking friar and you're like, well, that sucks.

It's not even an onion. And the breading's like coming off the fucking thing. If the breading is coming off, it's not an onion ring. It's just an onion with fried shit next to it. Okay. It's got to encase the onion. Yeah. If I showed you a picture of a shitty onion ring right now, you would know what I'm talking about.

Yeah. If you showed me a picture of a shitty onion ring, yeah. Applaus comedy. These are the ones. If anybody serves you onion rings, like this is, and these look a little okay, but they're still not what you want out of an onion. These are still a little bit off. Where the breading's like falling off the fucking thing.

What's look great? What are you talking about? No, no. These are shit. These are like you can see the onion. Because you can see the onion. You don't want to see the onion? You don't want to see a vegetable?

The whole thing. No, I don't want to. The whole thing should be encrusted like this. If you can see the fucking. No, those are just, those are good. Or this here, the beer battered onion ring. This is, I think, this is the top quality. No, those are the worst.

It feels like you're eating someone's skin. No, no, no, no, no. Those are, that's what beer batter is? Yeah, that's beer batter. It's all smooth. It looks like a scab. Yeah, yeah, it's got that smooth. Well, like, I think you put a little bit of, uh, like baking soda in it to get that kind of thing.

Here's, here's, okay, this is a guy tried to make onion rings. And this is what a shitty onion ring typically looks like, okay? That looks horrible. Exactly. But that's like a lot of restaurants make them like that. When they should be fully encrusted, fully encased in breading and shit, they should not be, you know, these sad fucking just onions with a little bit of fucking flour on them. There should be something going on. Yeah.

Okay. That's what I'm talking. But shitty onion rings is a big, big problem. That would have been a good one. Shitty onion ring. That would have been a good one. All these problems like tears in the rain. No knife guard for cutting open packages.

Did I do that one? No, I don't think so Like where you get a package and you're like Trying to dismantle a bomb Like should I go in, oh I put it in the Stick it in here Like stick it in here

Stick it in a first time at a gay orgy What do you use? Do you still have that Bobafet knife? I got a nice box That thing scares me I think it's in here It's too Here's my newest problem is when you have

The perfect knife And then you go Try to go through security And they take your perfect little keychain knife I love it that happens to people Because I'm like, who the fuck are you carrying a knife around? What do you mean? You literally just described opening packages.

At my house. I don't go around opening packages. Okay, but isn't it nice? Like you get a package or something, and then you immediately got like a little knife, and this one's not nearly as good as going I used to have. I don't carry my keys around in my own house. Well, what are you going to do?

Where are you opening packages so much? Because I get a lot of cool stuff. How big is your keychain? That's not that big Oh man Wait, wait It's got no knife on it What are you talking about?

This is the knife It's this fucking multi-tool Fucking thing Oh It's okay It's just not as good as the one I had Are you fishing with that thing? I don't think

I don't know if you can fish with it How am I gonna fish with this? It's got a line cutter right there What do you mean How can I fish with that? Look, he's got a hook You got all kind of fishing stuff there Well, I'm not going fishing

I know that I can't even get the blade to go back now Uh-oh. You don't have like any sort of multi-tool. What about when you need to open a beer? I got a fucking drawer full of multi-tools that I get sent every Christmas that I've been stockpiling since I was 16. Well, some of them. It's nice to have a knife and a bottle opener wherever you are.

I just use a house key because I don't want to mess up whatever's in it. In the beer? Or in the package? All right. Okay. Well, that's my problem. Save it all up. Yet again, I've saved up.

All this gold, yet again, all wasted. This is retarded. It's like a timeline of, it's like the timeline of the de-evolution of society in two text files. Starting from hate hoaxes. We got Bitcoin shooting here. Did we ever do apps that force you to rate the app? That's a great one, man. Why can't you buy, you cannot interact with someone anymore with a,

getting a survey afterwards. Yeah. Even just regular people. The second I get off the phone call with anything, they go, how'd I do? And I'm like, you sucked. That sucked. Please stay tuned for a survey. No, I don't want to stay tuned for a survey.

I don't care. Any phone call I make, I got a call like two seconds later. And they go, hey, I was that, I called like Spectrum because I'm like, hey, I want a new router because my router sucks. And they're like, okay. And then I got a call and I go, hey, how was that, how was that phone call? I go, what? The one where I said, send me a router?

and they're like, yeah, yeah, how'd that go? I'm like terrible. He said he was going to rape me. He sent me naked pictures of children, and he said, what do you think about these? Yeah. Bad. I'd look into that guy.

How does a system still even exist where it's on people's honor to rate other people? How does that possibly persisted to this day where they're still getting good feedback from that? I guess they're just be old people who are like compelled to answer honestly or something. Yeah. Whereas I'm just like, anytime they're like, hey, what did you think of our app?

And I go, one star, ask me what I thought of the app. And that's my reason why I'm giving you a one star review. Don't ask me. For some reason, I was one of these retards who felt compelled to rate an app. I would rate the app. God, I don't. These two freaking flies in here. They've been in here all week.

All right, that's my problem. Uh, sci-fi sound effect. All right, here's my problem, Dick. Now, books. We all fucking love them, right? Yeah. Every day I can't get more excited about seeing books, putting books on shelves, buying books, selling books, you know? And then there's these criminals, Dick.

I love seeing them on the shelf. I love... I love them that they exist. I like reading them. That's fine. But when I'm done reading them, I like to keep them on my furniture so that I could appreciate them and just have them nearby. It's so important to me that they're safe. I love books so fucking much. I get a little bit excited every time I see a book.

Or a bookstore. Because they're so fucking important to our everyday modern lives is books. I can't tell you what I would do without books to communicate knowledge and information and stories and everything. I would rather a person die than we lose even one book. That's how I feel absolutely. Which why I was horrified, Dick, to, find out that the company Anthropic has purchased millions of

used books, removed the binding, scanned the pages, and then dictated to meticulously re-glued the books back together to store these very important cultural artifacts. Your robot.

No. They destroyed the books. And there's a lot of people on Twitter going, oh, that's some 1980. That's some Fahrenheit, 9-11 for you or whatever. the fuck that. 3.51, whatever the fuck. 351, man. They're... 357. They're burning. It's Fahrenheit 357.

I don't fucking know. That was back when burning a book kind of meant something where you're like, oh my God, that knowledge, the knowledge is gone. And now you go, there's a copy of that somewhere. Literally, they just made a fucking copy. My problem, Dick, is Lost Media Cry Babies. These are people who

think that the things we create on this earth are so fucking valuable and the knowledge of ancient wisdom past must be carried on to the next generation, you go, hey, guys, we've made so much shit. You're not going to consume even one thousandth of it. Just let it go. It don't matter. Just burn it. Burn all these books. Are you really going to go read the adventures of Jack Knife and Humperdink, a 1948 adventure novel starring a hippo that goes to Mars and learns how to love? No, you were never going

to read that book, and it serves literally no value to society whatsoever. So the fact that a company scanned it to feed into their AI model. At least it's serving a fucking purpose for once in your life. The first time that book in 60, 70, 80 years finally is accomplishing something is being ripped apart and having the pros

fed into an unfeeling robot that will use it to help churn out Teen Titans fan fiction on the regular. Now this practice has sparked debate, Dick. Arguments say rare out of printer, collectible editions can be permanently lost and destroyed. Well, don't give the fucking book chopping

robot, your first edition copy of whatever the fuck. You can not, you don't have to sacrifice all books to the slaughter. Authors generally do not receive additional compensation. Who cares? What are these arguments? Critics say whatever. Have you seen this?

The people are mad to the chopping up books to feed the AI models and half of them. They're like, lost artifacts are being lost. It's like, how to send email from Windows 96. You can't, you can't lose that. That's the most important book that's ever existed. How to send email from Windows 96. There's so many good reasons to hate AI and data centers, and they picked the gayest one that will appeal to nobody.

The concept of being offended on behalf of somebody else is usually you see it like, usually you see it like black people and women. Like, oh, I'm so offended. You said that about black people and they're not black, right? Or even if they are black. Like, I'm offended on their behalf. Or women, like, about women. I can't believe you said that about women. But this is, like, I can't believe you said that about books.

Like, I can't believe you would burn, you would think it's okay to, like, scan a book and destroy a book. How dare you? Like, on behalf of what, man? What are you missing out on? Yeah, and also, like, okay, what is just, like, insane? Just say fuck data centers. Say fuck data center. Like, they are, they're just stealing.

They're just straight up. Stealing combined knowledge. Well, the computer is learning. It's learning, not stealing. Right, right. So the marketing arms of these companies rely on stupid people's misunderstanding of technology to create this lie that the computer is learning. So it's like, yeah, it's like, you know, learning.

Like, you could read a book, right? And they're like, duh, yeah, I don't really know how computers work, so I guess it's just learning. Sure, that makes sense. This is, destroying the book is like, go after them on that. They're straight up stealing shit. They should not be able to run algorithms on the combined knowledge of humanity and then sell it back to you. That is a legitimate complaint against AI and one that should be pursued.

But the problem is that the man animal has for some reason been trained to believe. I think we're all believing that somewhere out there, the Declaration of Independence is like rotten away in like a big pile of fucking, you know, C++s manuals or some shit. And like, no, all that shit is trash. And it belongs in the trash. Now, I used to be involved with guys. This extends to things beyond books. This extends to the guys who are like obsessive about lost media where they go, oh man, can you believe this like shitty movie?

You know, there's only like one cut of it. You know, well, yeah, but it's dog shit. So who really cares if like part of it was lost? The worst one is the video game guys though. And I knew these guys, the video game preservation guys. Yeah. Who are always like, oh, I mean, just like every day, you know, apps are being lost. You go, what?

Like candy fucker 9000? I don't care if I can't play candy fucker. They're really, they're obsessed with it. Yeah, they're really upset that a game that was made might be lost at some point. The data might rot in a shareware bin somewhere. Well, the guy I used to talk about is this guy Frank Sefaldi, and that's his whole job, is dumping these games. And you go, okay, look, I can understand it's a curiosity to say there was a version of Kirby Blockball that was locked on the Super Nintendo setel of you. and you found one of the only remaining copies, fine.

But it's a curiosity. It has no major bearing on the future of the human condition. Real quick, if you can bring up this video I have here, Dick. Okay. This is a video of the lost video game, the California Raisins, the Grape Escape. And there was a, I think the game preservation community went, thank God we were able to save.

Yeah, it does look awesome. It looks like fun. I could imagine playing California Raisins the Grape Escape and having fun for a day and at the end of the day it will have no impact on the fucking world whatsoever. If it didn't get

preserved it would be like ah that sucks I would like to play that thing. Same with the books. Ah, that sucks. That could have been a cool book. Thankfully there's infinite fucking books for me to read and there's different fucking games for me to play and there's more of them coming out every day so if we lost, if you went out and you deleted every fucking bit

piece of code for California Forney Raisins, the grape escape on the NES. I would not really shed a tear. I'd go, yeah, I don't know. I'll just play like TMNT too. That's fine. But there's guys who go, there's guys who freak out where they go, these games are being lost.

The code is being degraded. There's a, there's a collector who bought a rare ROM dump of Tom and Jerry's fucking cat and mouse antics on the Game Boy, and he won't dump the ROM for all of us. You go, it doesn't matter. Go play anything else. Go read anything else. else.

Okay? I get it. It's a curiosity. There's episodes of Doctor Who that are missing. You go, yeah, it'd be cool if you had the first couple seasons of Doctor Who, but you don't. And it's not that big a deal. And if you find it, cool.

But guys are like losing their fucking minds over burning some books that nobody was going to read. And you know what? I'm looking at this California racist game. I'm never going to play this game. There's no part of me that's going to download an NES emulator, download a ROM of the grape escape. You already have an NES emulator.

out of here. Don't try to bullshit. I probably have one somewhere. Maybe I will play the any of it. Maybe I will play the grape escape. Somewhere, what do you mean? You don't have one on your computer? That's probably, yeah, like in a folder, like buried. I haven't touched it in fucking, oh, like, 10 years. The folder says work stuff. Right? Yeah, it's a folder that says cool games, man. It's probably got like a chrono-

You don't know a fire-rembum save. You're not going to sit here and tell me you don't know what nesticle is? What you're worried about the cops or something? Nesticle What people use? Nesticle 95. Whatever you're using. North the cool, 9th the 5. I played, you know where I played all my emulators? I had a, in high school, I got a, I got a PSP, like day one. Jesus. Yeah. And I was like, because I was like, this is going to be the best gaming system of all time.

And I had to spend Dick for a one gigabyte memory card. It was $200. Yeah, I remember that. I spent $200 on a one gigabyte memory stick. And I had a PSP that was loaded up with every Game Boy game, every NES game. And I spent all of high school. school playing game boy. Just every class.

I would put my, I would put my backpack up on the table. You played a Game Boy on your PSP in class? Yeah, I played, yeah, that's where I played, I played, I loaded the ROM on there. They didn't notice you like jerking around playing a video game? It was really confusing that they never figured it out. I got really confused where I'm like, wait, I can just do this. But literally, for four years, I just played video games through all of high school. And only one teacher ever figured out because some nosy library.

and walked in from the bag and you said, hey, you know that kids back there playing video games all class. Thanks a lot. And one bitch in my science class, everybody, here's the thing, I got good grades, man. I remember one time this bitch in my science class, the science teacher was going, all you guys are fucking up,

a lot of you are getting shitty grades, you need to pay more attention. And this one girl went, well, what if there was like people who were trying really hard to, like, learn? Yeah. And there was like one fat kid who just sat in the back of the class and played Game Boy all day.

What would you think about that? I'm like, bitch, we shut the fuck up. You're going to blow my fucking spot here. Yeah. Which fact kid? I played a lot of... Which fat kid? Yeah, shut the fuck up.

I got a good thing going here. I was playing Metroid. I was playing... I don't know, man. And then eventually I got a... Eventually, I was able to convince the A.V. teacher to let me just say I was writing a movie script, I guess. Oh, no. So let me do this for, like, extra credit.

Yeah. movie ever come out? You could design your own class. And I said, my class is scriptwriting 101. Right. And then I kind of fucked around and I wrote like half a comedy. And then I was like, ah, it's good enough. Oh, man, that would be.

Do you still have that comedy? I really wish I did. I had a hard drive crash. I think I lost it. I remember what it was about, though. It was about two guys. A guy who was wrongfully accused of something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it was. It was about two guys who realized they fucked up their lives and they were reminiscing.

about a pancake restaurant in Canada, which was the best pancakes they ever had. Jesus, it was about a fucking diner. Even your first fucking script was a movie about a fucking diner. Could we franchise this? Could we franchise this and bring it to America? You got to make a movie that's not about a diner, man.

You got to go to a park or something. It wasn't about a diner. It was not going to Canada and trying to get the rights to a restaurant. And they're talking about it. Well, yeah, what are you talking about? Every 90s comedy had a scene where they're fucking in a diner drinking coffee

talking shit, what do you mean? The diner like one-shoted so many writers of our generation. Yeah, it's a common trope, I guess. Let's get some onion. Oh, well, because my thing was, remember that movie Waiting they made?

Remember the movie Waiting? With Ryan Reynolds? Yeah, yeah. Okay. And the moral of that movie, at the end of the movie, the guy goes, hey, I want you to be the manager of the restaurant of fucking flukegians or whatever.

Okay. I don't know if he offers to make the manager, but he gives him like, he's like, I'm going to give you a raise, you know, you work your way through the ranks or whatever and become a manager.

And the big triumphant moment is him going, no, I'm going to go to college and get my life back on track. Oh. And I wanted to make the reverse of that, which is,

hey man, the guy's handing you a steady job. Like, what do you mean? Don't go to college. So you were going to make a meta version of the diner. movie in a diner about two guys who wanted to start a diner. It was not going to be, the whole thing's not set in the diner.

The whole thing was them running to Canada and trying to get the rights. It did not take place in a diner. It took place in a series of diners. It was a road trip. It was a road trip, but no, it did not. I don't think I wrote a single fucking scene other than the initial scene where they go to a shitty diner and they go, we could run a better, we could run a better pancake house. at the center of the earth.

Yeah, it sounds good. Yeah. Pancake cows. You don't have it. That's a good bonus episode material. I think I could rewrite it pretty quick. I remember all the good jokes. It's true.

Chatchipti do. It will run a... Books, something about books? And you're not going to add to the book problem, right, by making any books, right? No. Okay. Here's my problem. Um, ego. That's my problem. I guess my last problem.

The planet from Guardians of the Galaxy. For the biggest problem to go on the list. I actually wanted to put that on the problem the first time, but now I finally got it up there. Was it, imagine where, could you imagine, could you imagine where Nick Fuentes would be if he had an ego? he wouldn't be nearly as popular or as powerful as he is. Do you ever think about that, Pito? No, I don't think about Nick Flentes very often. Think about that all the time. It's really the undoing.

It's really the undoing of all of us. Ego. It fucked up, it fucked up this show. It fucked up a lot of shows. It fucked up a lot of people's lives. I got a list of them. Napoleon, Hitler. That was a guy with Nigo.

He did have an ego. The Titanic. The Titanic had an ego? Are you saying the boat captain had an ego? I don't know. Who cares? I agree. Elizabeth Holmes from Theranos.

I don't know why that bitch shows up in every fucking list. Why is everyone so obsessed with that lady? She wasn't even an ego problem. She's just a total fraud. She's just crazy. Didn't she kind of think it worked? or like, I think she thought it would work. I think she was like on that secret shit where she's like,

if I just keep telling myself that you can diagnose all fucking diseases with blood, then it will just come true magically. Yeah. That's not ego. That's like delusion. Yeah, it's craziness. It's not ego. I got to read the Hitler thing.

Wait a minute. What was that? Ignoring history, Hitler launched a massive invasion of the Soviet Union, convinced of a quick victory by ideological. imagine where we would be if people didn't fall victims to their egos

you know what I'm saying? Every four months or so I'd do a Google search for why did Hitler launch a land war in Russia I don't know why I always wonder if the answer's going to change it will

Well he was just I think he was just convinced after winning a series of military victory Well he thought the Russians were like really beaten down Mm-hmm He thought

he thought that would just be like easily overrun and just kind of like be like, ah, fuck it, what are we going to do? Like, we're a bunch of peasants and shitbags. I don't actually remember, but it is fascinating because you go, what do you want if he didn't do that thing? That was Operation Barbarosa, right? Wow, you really know you're Hitler. Yeah.

That was Nazi Germany's massive surprise. Yeah, well, because that's the most interesting part of the whole thing. He's like, Hitler's on top of the world, man. Hitler's riding high. He goes, Poland sucks. England sucks. United States, you're not even going to do anything. And then he went after the fucking Russians.

And you're like, well, that's a waste of resources. You could have went after those guys later or something. You should have read some of those books that you, they're so full of information that you have access to. That would have taught you not to do what you're being. It's interesting that, like, his early military, I don't know, look, I'm not a World War II historian. I wish I was.

Only a Hitler historian, it sounds like. Well, it's just like, you know, man, you were like, like, how did he do so good so quickly? And then it's just all kind of falls apart. Just the Germans, man. They're like, there were unstoppable. I don't even know if they fucking exist anymore. No, I think they, they'd still. Well, right now, isn't Germany's economy, like, actually really fucking good right now?

Well, yeah, but the people, like, did the, do the, do the people exist? Or did they ruin it with, like, fucking, um, did they, did they, did they ruin the pack of markers with wrong colors, you know? Did they, like, dilute the, did they dilute the people so much that it can't be back? You're saying brought in 22. Their economy is still doing good. Their economy doesn't mean shit, though. Who's making stuff? Like, who's the powerhouse of innovation and science?

That's where it started. It belongs to them. Everything. You know, science tech. I think they still have a robust manufacturing fucking part of their economy. I don't know about that. They're making cars and shit. How many more migrants can they fit in there than?

Watches. It's doing so well over there. How many migrants are actually in Germany right now? How many migrants, Germany? You say that about everybody. 20 million, 30 million, 40 million? Well, 1.8 million people in Germany are 26% of the population as an immigration background. Of this, 16 million people are 20% of residents, our first generation immigrants.

Wow! 20% is pretty big. Look to your left. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's see. Breakdown first generation immigrants. Look to your left. Look to your right. Your wife's being raped. It might be white guys. Let's see. No. Asians, 27%. That's not bad. That's like, they say Asian to mean like, you know, Indian and Pakistanians stuff. They're African too. They don't even care. 20% white. That's a big, that's, you can always use more white guys. 9% black or African-American, and then some other race slash multi-racial is 20%.

So probably more black. How many big internet failures have we seen on this show? How many big internet crashouts failures have we seen over the years? Has the internet seen? A lot. A lot. Yeah, I guess a lot. Every day, every day, it's another big crash out.

It's always ego, including this show. We're crashing out now. all ego. All ego. Well, you can say your crap. I don't feel like I'm crashing it. I'm very happy. Okay.

Are you watching? Do you watch the Ristic Study Hall? Um, no, I'm not watching that shit. All right. Is that it? What are you watching? Oh, that's it. Okay, vote on the problems.

Vote on the problems. And to the audience, you know, I'm very sorry for, for my ego, playing a part in the destruction of the show. I know it's important to everybody. And I know that it happened. I hope you enjoyed the time that we had. Well, thankfully, my ego was never a problem and never will be. Because I'm too great.

Here is. Oh, my God, we got a game. I got to play this game. Somebody sent this game that I got to play really quickly before the Super Chats. I didn't get to play it very much. It was really funny. What I saw was really funny. Do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do.

It was in the... The post me your favorite stuff. Somebody tweeted it at me. Last time I tried to play this guy's shit, it wouldn't work in my browser. My last problem is people who have an allergy to sleeping with movie stars. Jared Leto did nothing wrong. Oh, you did three problems? Well, that was my backup.

Fuck. A bunch of women sleep with a movie star and then they go. Oh my God, I can't believe I slept. with a music movie star it turns out I'm allergic to sleeping with movie stars you know what I had a backup problem too it was to rest of earrings horrifically way to bring in a totally appropriate ending problem sleeping with movie stars uh okay no capture what do you what do you tell me it was a theme episode here it is all right so can everyone see this shrink it no don't you You make it smaller?

Can I play it in the... Put it in the browser window. Hold on. Put it in a Chrome browser window and then present the Chrome browser window. Stop what you're doing. Open Chrome. And then hit the present button below us

and add the Chrome tab. This is Chrome. Is this Krilled. You have to use Chrome. Yeah, Krill. That soul off as a corn dog. Hell yeah. In a new saga.

in the world, it said. Punk shoot. Will you be able to solve them all? All the problems. Yes. Microgasms. Big problems from microgasms. That's not what that says.

You can do start. And you could pick either, pick one of us. Right. Pick Vito. You have little hats. Pick red. Pick red. You're calibrating my monitor.

Get the door dash. Get the door dash. Go. Go, walk, use the arrow keys. Oh, you fucked it up. No, you're gonna go around the table, retard. Clear the trash. Clear the trash. Keep clicking, keep clicking, keep clicking, keep clicking.

This is a good game. Cut. I have no idea what this is. Pokemon, it's a Pokemon card. You gotta cut the Pokemon card. You're so bad. Get on the mic. Move the microphone, move the microphone to the red. To the red.

Oh my God, dog shit. curl dot soul thanks man pinch damn it no pinch when it's up oh my god have you never played warrior wear don't spill your drink

move it to the thing yeah right there did I win I think you're good I think you're good yeah oh I don't actually say it in the green

oh I see okay you are so bad at this avoid oh jump I remember that one Did he do a bowling one where you fucking destroy your arm?

I don't know. You got to play the game yourself and see. Okay, now I'll read Super Chats. Thanks, everybody. Go vote on the final problems at biggest problem. Dot show. There you go. Where's the super chats here?

Do, do, do, do, de, Jesus Christ. Yeah, I know. It's going to take a little. eight fucking years to go through this. Diamond G for two. Thank you for not killing yourself. Does everything on the audio look right? All right.

Thank you for not killing yourself. Thanks, Diamond G. Diamond G for five. Vito never got the boink oink before the show was oink over. Pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig. Oh, I'm going to miss these names. Diamond G. Thank you guys for watching every week who's highlighted my week for a while.

Chris Primer for 10. Don't watch your other show. I don't want my... It's not interactive, though. This is interactive shows. a lot more fun. Why don't you add interactivity to your other show? Because I'm banned from

YouTube? Why don't you get super tips? Because they're gay on Rumble? They're not gay. Why do you think they're gay? Oh, Super Tips is Patrick Meltons? Yeah. Because I don't have YouTube. Dickhead? That's what I just said. It's not tips. Is Super Tips require YouTube?

Probably. No, you can go on Rumble. No, he has Rumble. Yeah, they've been on Rumble. Yeah, they've been on Rumble. I'm not going on fucking Rumble. Rumble sucks and is gay. It's for people who are hyper-political or... Perfect for your show. Chris Pimer for 10. Don't worry.

You're not really fighting. I don't really hear the problem. I don't want my money back. Say the joke again. I don't want my money back. I don't even need you to publish your comic. In some ways, the show is funnier than ever. Don't let Dick bamboozle you. You're the star of this pony show.

Stu K for two. I'm the star of Ristic Study Hall. When life gives you lemons, you eat them. Rydog for five, Rip Show. Coof for 50. Thank you for all these years of a great show, but most importantly, thank you both for the audience and the audience for not killing yourselves.

Can we smash them toys for old times' sake? Where's the link to that game? Or at least do the fog machine. Fuck, I should have hooked up the fucking fog machine. I'm sorry, Coo. Well, you do the super chats. I'm going to play the game. Put the game back on the screen.

Cammon for two. What's the bird's name again? I think... Goate me. McGoface for two. Present the game. We need to call the prayer, but I'm not paying for it.

I don't have the... Do I even have it up? I forgot how much it was to do. Call for prayer. Rev. 743 for 50, Mexican. Play Nubbies number factory because of your last Cope stream. I played Nubbies.

Number Factory because of your last Cope stream. Was fully entertained by both. Hope you give another recommendation after this show. There you go. Nubbies number factory. Boulder for two. Come for our poop ass. Trixie the Golden Witch for 20. Ask Vito what he did with Ownership Scroll.

Everyone can tune in to the biggest problem in the universe with me and Schizshawn, who is not an audio engineer on my channel tomorrow at nine Eastern problems forever. All right, I don't know what Trixie's talking about. I think everyone should tune in for that. My channel, Trixie's channel with Schenzoon tomorrow at 9 p.m. Eastern. 9 p.m. Eastern? All right. So since you can't read, I will read these. Let me see. Fuck you talking about I can't read

Well, that's one of the problems I should have brought in is Dick's inability to read Oh boy Schizo Sean TV for 5 You mean I can't get half the words wrong Tricksies? Skitsos Sean TV for 5 Show Memorial at Vito's house Right after show ends for Vito files only

Thank you Sean. Ryan for 2 Come for our poop ass. Cardinal Bird for 2 Come for our poop ass. Lawrence Devaney for 5 Can I get one last to Bob-Bob Feels wrong without Josh Denny But I guess Dick will give you one. to knockout for 5. Evito, do you have an opening in your schedule next Thursday to record a voice for my cartoon? Sure. Chewbox, came for two, come for a poop ass. Ballard for 10. I heard schizoch, Sean, can't come for our poop ass. Imagine not being able to come for a poop ass to mid-salid. Anyway, come fart, poop ass. Johnny Rocket for 10 says no one will have a penis on biggest problem three. I get that joke. Stinky stinky for 20. It is actually known that crimsel is Mr. Abstruse's boy wife and the Mr. Absuse's Crimsel's secret homo sexual,

esoteric income stream. Man, I'm going to miss these super chats. They're just... They live in Tuskirred. The Crimsels' Mother's trailer. It's a charmed life. That sounds wonderful. Look at who gots for two. The Hoagod's for two.

Be fair. Give us one more. To be fair for the road. Bobby Turcolino for 20. At least you had fun, Vito. I can't wait to listen to more. TikToks on Dick's show and even more for whatever Vito says he's going to do. Rip show, rip car, rip ears, rip comics. Thanks, not killing yourselves. Go fuck yourselves. Rip comics. Fashioned unemployed for five.

I bet Vito cries. The rundown rabbit for 10. One more half, a red vine for the road. Grando for two, love you, Vito, eat healthy, and live. The locks for five, episode 91, timestamp. If I died tragically, wouldn't that be the best ending to the show? Pig, cow, whale, rock. No, it's a hit bow.

It's not a rock. Looks like a rock. Okay, he must have to put a rock after a pig, a cow, and a whale then. What an idiot. Wouldn't a rock? Wouldn't a rock also be thematic? We've done whatever. It works. DeKosugi, Chisukee for two. Come for our pooh-ass.

Diamond G for two, best show in a while. Neckrocy for five. Maybe the biggest problem we made was the friends along the way. Hot-Fyngledar for two. I think I have that meme on my list of problems. That is a terrible meme. I'm tired of that one. Hot-Foddingledor for two.

Deadpool 3 came out two years ago. Diamond G for 20. I was there when the ring was made, Gandalf. Episode 1. I loved this fellowship for many years now. I was subbed to everything, and Vito banned me twice. I made it a conquest to destroy him. Vito, I cast you into Mount Doom, Pig, Fire.

No Smoller for five. You got been twice, man, Diamond, gee, that sucks. That sucks. You must have really been telling people not to pay on the Patreon. Big, no smeller for five, big ups to liquid richer. Trio Doug for two says, I'm gay. Not Mothman for two. All of you had to do is listen to me, he said.

I can read that. LJ. Clauberina for five. Did you see the thing that Chiodug did where he put an Indian guy reading his advice? I did not. You didn't see that? That's funny. No. I don't know if it's AI or he actually got someone to do it, but

he's like reading all this advice that he has for your channel. He did give me a lot of advice for my channel. He's a helpful guy. A while back. LJ. Clavering No. 5, if Dick caves in, it's an actor's charity. If Vito caves in, it's because he's a comedic genius, which is more likely.

Diamond G for two, the last problem in the universe, everything dies. One guy for 10, one of the best. Death of the Universe. God damn it. I'm going to put that on the list anyway. The heat death, because everyone always says it. Everyone said that one for fucking 10 years. I've been chuckling at that.

Okay. That one guy for 10, one of the best parts of the show, was Vito's childhood stories like pissing on some poor kids sled and leaving, or Vito's dad taking a nap in the cooler and thinking he woke up in hell. Those were fantastic. Hobo jokes for 10. Dick saying P.C. Talks about animal fighting last episode only for PKK.

next episode to have three different sections devoted to different animals to fight. I love the show. Thanks for the laughs. Why don't they just talk about Pokemon fighting? It's like, I don't know why they do a, why do they do a four-hour show? That's what I don't get about PCA as I go. Like, would your audience really stop listening if it was just two hours of like well-focused, you know, stuff and not just, yeah, yeah, hey, remember that time we played paintball at one time?

Oh, boy. Not everyone's trying to, you know, chisel their money out of the fans. like optimally. They're trying to put on a reliable program four hours. It's about shizzling money out. I think it's about, I mean, sure, if people want four hours. They want it. They want it.

The Jerry and Coke for 10, the end of shows, boys. It was good while it lasted for the most part. Coach cake for five, cheers, and go fuck yourself, Vito is large. Vinlay for 10, say whatever you want. Cadvids for five, go to Greenland. Jack Rocks here for five. Thanks for all the last guys. The biggest problem is yellow dry erase markers.

What? Why? Momentum knockout. I think that was on a call-in show. Oh. Because it's like... I don't remember why. Just say it's an inside reference. Sure.

Momentum knockout. Did you write that big... Did you write that big ode to biggest problem thing on Reddit? If that was you, your name looks familiar. If that was you, that was awesome. Thank you. Momentum knockout for two. Don't forget to thank Maddox.

Spat-o-Ret-o-R-Ternal for 20. I can't believe it's the last show again. Apparently all you need to kill a show is a fat, bald man with an ego. Sorry. I don't know who that is. Thanks for all the laughs, boys. It's been a hell of a ride. Vito take the damn 25%.

Thank you all and go fuck yourself. Flark Respector for 50. Take the deal, Vito. Flercrespecter. We're going to find out. We're going to find out if he will take the deal, or the Patreon will be deal-eated. We will find out soon.

Thanks for stopping by, man. As her Robinson for 10. The show may be dead, but the clip of Dick, tearing the Quran in half will be forever. It's say it was a good run, but Vito can barely walk. I don't think it will be forever, though. They're going to, the Mamdami is going to, Strike it from the internet.

I'm pretty sure. Within 10 years. Did flurks come out while this show was going on? Yes. Man, that was fun. It was a lot. Remember we had that launch on Routts show? Yeah, I should have sold mine.

You kept them? You sold them? What do you mean? You didn't sell those fucking things? You didn't sell yours? Yeah, but I don't wish I would have sold them. I like flurks. Yeah, well, I had a guy.

I offered me like $300 bucks for each of them and I said, nah, no, these are going to be like fucking those stupid monkeys or some shit. And then they weren't. Because OpenC banned them. I mean, they would have been, but they got banned.

I know, it sucks. Another banning fucking things up. Radpanda for 20. If you don't can do the funniest thing ever in Shadow Drop Super Killer during the show, I think we all know that's not happening. No cash flow for five. Can we rip just one more holy text

and a half for the finale. I don't have any. I ripped them all. Junk Food King for five. I did the Vito. The team guy's song, Vito, would you be willing to give you 25% of the Super Chats to ask to play it? I'm going to miss this show. Man, that was a great song, Junk Food King. Thank you. You nailed it. Oh, wait, you made the song? I get people, people text me, uh, Vito the gay team guy. People are saying gay, gay somewhere. I know exactly what they're saying. Put it on the website so they can download it. Uh, great job. Brendan Swamp for five. Vito's best moment was the Titanic sub-wrap. That wasn't

good. Did I rhyme limes with rhymes or something? Vito's booty was the peak. Vito was huge. Peter Hansenberg-5, thanks for the last guys. It was a good run. I never got my copy of Super Killer, but at least I got my custom Vito's merch shirt from Philly. Thank you for coming to that, Pete. If anybody wants some of those, I got like five more. I'll send it to you for free if you pay for shipping.

Coup for five to conclude the show. Dick should say the N-word. No, thanks. Malarkey for 5 says the show officially ended before Vito's comic came out. That is true. Gay Boy for 20. Thank you, Dick, for letting me crash your show a few times. Thank you, Vito. Gayboy, you were great.

Don't ever call into my show dressed as banana docs if you're not going to do the fucking banana docs voice. If you're wearing the outfit, you better come in with the voice. You and Justin really, you disappointed a lot of people. Not just me, a lot of people with that shit. What? The, the, the, hey guys. Is that it?

Yes, it's closer than what these guys did. Oh. Let's see. Marco Polo for two. Don't keep Bigg's problem going for me. Do it for Mrs. Newman. Marco Polo, you stole that from the comments. I saw somebody say that in the comments.

You fucking stole it. Don't act like you came up with that. Like you're that clever, you son of a bitch. I forgot that reference. Sagi Frogger 2. Thanks for the laughs guys and the snacks. Peter, get, Orig, for 5. Praise the countdown.

L.J. Clauberino for 5. Any favorite moments? Mine was the Guy's cradle burning beer, fire pig. Chewbach's Kingdom for 5. Probably the bros. The Netflix protest was good. The World War II flag Swat Me was funny. God, the pirate stuff was just unstoppable.

We should have clipped more of the really laugh-out-loud moments. We never had dedicated clippers. The Vito's booty stuff was top. That was top podcasting ship for as long as it was going. That was great. Uh, Chewbox kingdom. Thank you for the question.

What will the bros do without the post show? Plum Goon Sesh will have to goon to plumb constantly. It'll be chaos. Come for a poop ass. Psychonautical for 20. Thanks for your service. It was a pleasure listening usually. If the last word of this show is the N or F bomb from Vito, I will go to.

I've said the N word a lot of times. I don't think it's like a big thing that you need to end this show on it. It's not a, you can just find clips of me saying it. I say it a lot. It's fun. Please, one more live show before you retire, Dick. Love lawnmower and am, Foxy Hembo. My show is the least thing that there would be any more of.

No, no. He meant for your own show. Not this show. Oh, yeah, for my show? Sure. I don't know. Not any time soon. But, yeah, sure. I'll be there. Nugget for 569.

Turning in for Vito's on-air, sewer slide. Cody, tightest for two. Vito stopped pouting and put on a banger of an ender. Oh, I did. uh get all right the jester mask for five sorry for calling you fat man

please unblock you ever want to be on blocked on Twitter just send me a message anywhere else uh peter ghetto rig far high fucking hell video you can't even be asked to put in one last bit of effort

I think I did fine lane steel for five big ups and godspeed liquid rich yes liquid for 10 I still don't know what that means by the way

is that you I don't know It's just something they say Vito should either do the show with Billy the Fridge, two fat guys who love food and magic, or with Trixie the Golden Witch, two trans women who hate each other. Will they,

I don't they? It goes for either pairing. Either one. Just a little nuts. Trixie's a little bit crazy. Microsoft for 25, the countdown. You got to have Trixie. Does Trixie ever come on your show anymore?

I don't remember the last time. No, I don't really do a lot of them. She's doing an update. She's been up to a lot of fun stuff. Thanks for the Weird suggestion Is it weird I don't know

I don't want to get into it You and your shit Patchwork twerk for 10 Vito on his way to make a purchase At the wobbly stool and rope store Like you're trying to network now After your two babies in a room Shit and all of your weird feuds with Trixie

I don't want to get into it I didn't come up with that shit That was Trio Dug Your weird feud with Trixi makes me go Okay Your guy Trio Dug did this advice I did that.

You did that. You love Trio Doug. Trio Doug's your employer the month. Trio Doug is the person who came up told Treyi's. You guys are great friends. Yeah, I'll take that advice. I'll take that advice. Thanks a lot.

Oh, I'm sorry. Thanks for connecting us. So you're mad at Trio Doug. So you're mad at Trio Doug. Thanks for connecting us. Tell Trio Doug to apologize to Trixi. You always got your eye out for everybody. You brought it up.

You brought it up on an episode. And we're not going to try last app. Got for two. Looks like we're really going out with a bang. Sully Prague for 10. Thanks for the show, guys. My favorite bits were Vito's booty, Scott Adams' cutout, and Vito's audio issues. Trio Doug, send me a video of Trixie talking about the two baby rule, okay?

That's on Trio Dug. Stretchy Pini for 10. Very brave of you, Vito. That's not my fault. ...comedy coming comedy. Big up, so. You're welcome. Justin Braddock for five.

The show, even at its worst, was better than newer Dick's show. Rip, and thanks for the laughs. Thanks, Justin. Well, this show is obviously better than the dick show. We all know that. But, you know, and it will continue to be, potentially. Christian Hollinsworth for 10 Scott Adams' message to a community and World War

2 flag was great. I miss you all God I miss doing this face cutouts too I miss you all veto less thanks Do it on the dick show you can take all your bits over to your show Spider return for 2 the problems were supposed to be Within sad Mattie P on the road 2F thanks buddy

Stinky Stink for 10 Vito would you trade away all your hit tweets of the last few years in exchange for Superkiller being finished on time Also crimsel needs to get a job No? Telly Monster for two. Vito turned that frown upside down. Take the deal.

LJ. Clauberino for 20 says, thanks for playing my voted up, Stinger. Little Goirles by Oingo Boingo. Remember, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? I'm only surprised that song is by Oingo Boingo. Fidel Cashflow for two says deleting everything live would be hilarious. Yeah, go for it. Drew Doug for two, Vito looks like he was raped. Eric Wong for two of the show ending, two days before August,

his biggest problem in the universe. To be fair for five. Countdown. So when we all dropped the biggest problem, Patreon, never listened to Vito's fat-futral voice ever again. That was always an option. But Al Cashflow for two said we only spent one October together. Diamond G for two, oinktober is forever.

Jay for two, I love the show. Shout out it is. Shout out it is. Two oinks. It is, baby. X-Muses. Devil Studio for 25. Says, can we get one last Vito freestyle?

Not for $2. No. Lentum knockout for five. Like fucking Netherland known 275 Momentum not got 5 Final rhyme for Vito not agreeing to 25%

To veto not being able to pay rent Spider Turnful 2 Vito has cried By the time you read this super chat Hammy for 5 The first few times I seen Masters in on PCA I thought he was dwarf because of his lumpy oblong head

That's a compliment Futs for 5 The biggest problem are overly apologetic Woman they say sorry for everything Except for what they should be sorry for. Thanks for the show, guys. Go fuck yourself. Fidel Kashlow for 5. Vito, what's more? 75 or Zito? Imagine

if it was money, zero money. CD. is 9,000 for 5 RIP show. CD's 9,0005 RIP show fixing his spelling. Agnostic Guzumachia for 10. Dick and Fee's, I know it's a word. Oh, it's not a work. Dick hates me. But I'm still a little anxious about

this show is ending bit. See you Goober's next week. You guys keep me on the edge of my seat. Agnostic. I'll see you next week. Thank you. That downrange gamer for seven Canadian thanks for all these years special thanks to Josh Hill the show wouldn't be the same without him everyone to thank Josh Hill please

who's that Cheeto 600 for two why did Vito ban me for an emoji made me mad angry emoji Fero Doug for two says cops that look like cop cars were done well that's probably why it was on my list Echo Chamber show for five We Guy Vito dead dead Vito always with the fat team problems hey Dick did you know my

dad's dead it's a new meme that's going around I mean, I don't want to get into here. Into what? What am I doing? Is that what you guys are? This is the new, this is the new, see, because we do big comedy on this show, and one of the big comedy bits that certain members of the eyes have come up with is going,

Vito, your dad's dead and he never loved you. Can you, can you, like, I don't even know how you guys come up with these classic bits. This is your new bit that you're doing with your pals? I think this is my new thing. Yeah. I got a whole old standbacker. I'm going to get on stage. I'm going to go,

hey, guys, my dad's dead. And I think you guys, I want to thank you guys for coming up with that. That's good shit. And you're all comedic master bines. I don't know how we, I don't know how we, you know, I'm so glad that we had you guys to help us come up with such great comedy for the show, including Vito's dad being dead. Cody Titus for five.

I'm not mad. I'm I'm, no, I am mad That's the worst part, Dick I'm fuming Oh, they got me It's just like It's just like

Endless of You're not funny You're not funny This isn't funny This isn't funny This isn't funny Like I yeah I know

I know I know I know I know it's Dude I'm I'm I'm losing it here I'm just like furious They really got to me

Yeah And the only way to keep getting to me is to keep doing it. I think Vito's dad being dead and spamming it at me and sending me drawings of my dead dad. I think you guys should go forever. Yeah, it's good.

It's like incredible. Wait, where are there dead drawings of your dead dad? The comedic, the comedic, oh, just in DMs, just random guys going on. Oh, okay, so it's not happening. You're not getting drawings of your dead father. It's fantastic stuff. You guys are knocking out of the park. Who's sending your drawings of your dead father?

Same people are drawing weird fucking shit of me fucking whatever. What do you mean? I don't know who these people are. It sounded like you just exaggerated and now you're panicking. I block them. I'm not panicking. If you really want me to pull up a picture,

I'll try to find it. Yeah, go for it. Bring up who's sending you a drawing of your dead dad. I don't save the picture of me and my dead dad. I just go, yep, that's, that's comedy gold. And then you block them? No, once you're blocked, I don't have it in my inbox anymore.

They're just blocked. Unblock them. If I remember the username on Twitter, I don't remember the fucking username. Because it's happening so much? It was one guy. It sent me a picture of my dead dad. And I went, okay, you got me. You nailed me to the wall.

I don't know why this is so impossible for your fathom. The way you're describing it is pretty funny. Yeah, I agree. It clearly had an impact on you. It absolutely did. I'm steaming mad because, you. You guys got me so bad. No, I'm saying you're mad, but it's clearly had some sort of impact.

I'm completely blown out. Well, the impact is me going, holy shit. Like, we are really just like bottom of the barrel here. What do you mean we? We pedophiles or we comedians? We, certain people who have been trying to troll me are so desperate to get a reaction. Oh, yeah. They're never going to get that reaction.

I can see that already. They haven't. They haven't. It's crazy. And it's driving them fucking nuts. it's the Fauci thing all over again where they're going he's not reacting. What do you think their picture getting mentioned on this show is? Like now they've got to send it to me, right?

That's good. They should. All they want is to get recognized for what they did. Then they nailed it. Good work, guys. That's what I'm telling you. I think you should keep it up forever. I think you've all figured out how it's such a hard.

You never don't react. It's such a hard nut to crack. Why would I want it to stop? I love it. it. I think it should be way more of it. They finally cracked comedy. This is exactly what I started with. I don't want to get into your comedy relationships that you're doing with these people. They have cracked comedy. They've figured it out. And the highest form of comedy is to send me messages about my dad being dead. I cannot believe the community. I mean that the way that you're saying it. I think I'm helping sell the bit. I think I'm helping sell the bit. I think the bit doesn't work without a little bit of salesmanship. So Echo Chamber show You can make fun of your dad

better than they can? I think everyone should be making fun of my Dead Dad. I think it's just great comedy. Everyone loves it. It's the hot new meme. Make a T-shirt. I'm looking forward to it. And as Echo Chamber Show says for five, We Guy Vito, Dead Dad Vito.

There you go. Dead Dad Vito. I love it. I don't know why you... Well, I mean, I guess it's like a replacement for friends, I guess. If you always have trolls attacking you, then there's always people you can interact with, right? Sometimes you want to go where everybody hates your name. Yeah, I believe that you, I think that you do like that. Okay.

Cody, Titus for five, I look forward to the second reboot of this show in five years. Good job, entertaining stuff. Vito, good luck. Don't listen to Redditors. Rex, sex for two says I like baby battered onion rings. I was born. Oh, sorry, I lost the place that we're at. I love this show.

Agnostic. Zamaki for five. Vito, can you show the camera some seabum from your oily scalp for old kimes' sake? No, that was funny too. Cross purposes for five. There's a lot of funny moments. There's a lot of funny stuff that happened. I was trying to go to it all today. I bring the comedy. Cross purposes is five. After all this time,

Biggs Problem is still washing your hands with long sleeves. Mr. Amrath for five running out of beer. Biggs problem in the universe. Hashtag Vito Nation. Antoids for five. This show is coming squealing to a halt. It's time for the swine. song. In other words, that's all, folks.

Not as good as the dead dad stuff, I'm going to say. Not as good as the dead dad stuff. A serious man for two. Today I became a member. I've got a good feeling. Electrical Joe asks a retarded question. Right dude here for two. Heck yeah, boys. Glad this episode is happening. A.HK books for five.

Electrical Joe said, Dick, as you ever have? I see, I got to keep up with these because you skip people. No, it's not important. Dick, would you ever have veto on your show in the No, because you're just going to do a performative. Here's your performative answer. There it is. AHK Books for 5. Hey, Vito, I released a book and I even made an animated trailer for it.

That is a weird reaction. What's your excuse of the week for not releasing anything physical for your comic? Well, I'm glad you avoided going into some spiel about how I'm a danger to your family or whatever the fuck. Charles Baker for 5. How would you be a... I mean, you're a weirdo, but I agree. I agree with that statement. I don't know why you said that.

What are you talking about a danger to my family? At one time you insinuated that you couldn't have me a house because I'm dangerous and unstable. When did I say that? Which is fine. You said it to Ethan Van Schuyver. Where? Let me see. When you guys were doing that thing about my comic book and he asked you why I'm not allowed in your house and you insinuated that.

I insinuated? What did I say? I'd have to look it up. Why don't you have to look it up? No, no. Why don't you look it up? Let's not say what I insinuated. I don't know.

I don't know. Let's look it up. Come on. So I'm not a danger? I'm not a danger. I mean, and now I don't know you. I don't want you around. I don't want you around me or anyone that I know.

There you go. There you go. But I don't know what I said to Ethan Van Skyver that insinuated that to you. Like, you can't remember it. Now I might be. Now I might be, right? Yeah, Vito, you're a weird guy. Got it.

I don't know what you're capable of. I don't, I don't just trust people because I've known them for a long time. I agree. Anything could happen. You got to distance yourself from me. I don't think your brain's all right if that's what you're asking. But I don't know what I insinuated that you clearly have remembered for all this time. You got to keep me away.

You never know what might happen. No, no, no. I don't want you in my house because I don't like you and want to be around you. I'm saying that I don't think you're necessarily a safe person for people that you have problems with. Like, I think you have a temper problem. I might be unsafe. No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that you do have a temper problem and that you,

are, uh, you're not normal, man. Something's not normal about you. Like, people, you get real aggressive with people you don't, with women you don't like. That's, that's true. Um, but I don't remember saying that to eat them in Skyver. What woman was I aggressive with other than mint salad? Just when you, whenever you get mad at women online, you immediately call them cunts and, and like, say like really, like, as vicious as possible, and you don't do that with men. Like, with men, you, you, you keep your cool a lot more. I'm just, I'm just saying

it's an observation. I do very much despise women. That is correct. Yeah, I think that you really do. Like, I'm agreeing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Right. So what, so that is a weird, that's a weird thing.

I don't think that's weird, man. I don't think that's weird in today's modern society. When you look at what women are doing to the fucking world, you go, wow, you got, you bitches is fucking, not all of you. Some women are nice. Nah. But most women, I don't trust them as far as I can throw them, man. They're fucking ruining people's careers.

They're fucking making up allegations. I don't trust women. The difference is... I trust a very small select number of women. And let's be clear. I don't think anyone really cares what women you trust, though.

Like, you're a shut in. Like... They're all fucking snakes in the grass. I go on some random stream. Daylish, a girl I haven't talked to in like a million years and I know nothing about. Again, this is weird stuff that you're harboring and just like spurging out

and bringing out. I'm not harboring. I went on a stream and Daylish all of a sudden starts talking shit about me and I go, bitch, I don't know you at all. You know, it's weird that you're bringing up random people to show how much you hate women. I'm telling you that the stuff you're saying is weird.

It's not a random person. It's an example of how modern women are fucking bitches, man. What do you want? I got the exact one of mine. Oh, Vito's too mean to women. Why do you trust women? Women are ruining the fucking planet, man. Their fucking tears are destroying everything.

Yes, I hate a lot of fucking women. Sugar is ruining your life, not women. Like, not putting your comic book. out is ruining your life. I'm just saying that there are a lot of problems in the modern... I have a bunch of buddies. Let's put it this way. I got a bunch of buddies. Yes, but you attack women

personally that you know when you are angry with them. Every fight that you ever have with women you're like, you fucking cunt, you fucking cunt, I'll rape you fucking cuss! Who are you talking about? Okay, so you're talking about men. I got no problem with men. Every time I've seen you fight with a woman, it's weird. It's weird.

And it would be different if it was from someone who their life together. Like that's, what women am I fighting with? There's, there's countless, there's plenty of examples. People can go back and,

name one. Katie, Katie did, the girl that you just mentioned, men, I don't, I don't know, with Katie did.

Whatever. I was fighting with Chrissy Mary one time. Was I too, was I too mean to Chrissy Merr? You said she's a bomb expert. Yeah, I mean,

but then I went out and, like, paled around with her and you sulked and did like antisocial stuff. My point is, when you hate women and it's like fun but when you're like an antisocial weirder like oh that guy's

that's weird I don't think I don't know what I said Ethan Van Skyver that pissed that set you off though like I don't know what you think I said was insinuated anything it sounds like you're here again but clearly I know okay then if you don't care who cares

well because you said I insinuated it and I just want to know what I said that insinuated it to to laugh at basically to mock with other people like look at this fucking idea yeah well it would be if you just said, hey, I really hate this guy, I don't want him in my house. Instead you go... I have said that over and over and over.

I've said that to you point blank. But you said it in like this weird, like, I can't have them around my wife and kids. No, no, no, I never said something your wife and kids. I never said anything like that. I definitely never said that to Ethan McIver. And everything I've ever said to Ethan McIver has been recorded. So, feel free to go back and find why I said that. Fantastic.

Well, I'm letting you hear, no here. I am not a danger of your wife and kids. And I have no problem. I have no problem. It's got nothing to do with anybody else. That's... I don't like you. I don't want you around me.

I don't want a to show with you. That's it. I understand that. It's not about something that you read into something I said with Ethan at Skyberg. We all got it. Everyone knows that dick. It's not a fucking revelation. I don't know that you're not a danger to women that you don't like.

You're right. I mean, you might be a danger to women you do like. I probably murder women. I'm a fucking a woman murderer. I just, I kill women. I mean, you don't have a door, bro. And if you find a serial killer that doesn't have a door. At a door?

Did you be surprised? Because the last girl I fucking slashed her throat, she kicked the door off and I couldn't get it back on after. Was that a girl or did she have a dick? Like that's another thing. She had two dicks. And I ripped both of them off and I shoved them down her throat and she choked to death on her own dicks. All right? Again, I don't know what you think I said to either Van Skyver, but sure.

If that's what you read out of it, I mean, I'm not saying you wrong. I don't remember saying it, though. I'm a dangerous mind. You're going to miss me. You got a temper problem. Yeah, you don't have a temper problem. No, not like you. No.

Just don't ask you about Pokemon cards. All right, let's move along. Diamond G for 555. Both of you filthy animals made this special. You're going to miss me. I know you will. Elegant combativeness. For the win, loved it, Jens.

Good game. Good night. Hey, hopefully we'll be on a debate panel. Where the fuck I'm trying to keep up? Hey, Vida, Riestha. Oh, both of you filthy animals. Okay. Arthuthar Kamari 50 RIP show.

Thank you, Athura. Thank you. That's a lot of money. Athera. The Savage Gamer 69 for 5, much like Vito, the Austrian painter, ruin a good thing when he started taking drugs. Giacu Man for two. Thank you for snacks. And the laughs.

Go fuck yourself. John Bax for 10. Dick, I emailed you a demo podcast episode. I hope you consider it to keep the show going. What are you talking about a demo podcast episode? I have no idea. Wet Bandit YGO for 20. Fans Dench Day 1. Vito filed for many

years. Vito became a bitch when he got scared by an Eric July lawsuit. I'm still scared of an Eric July lawsuit. Suddenly the fat jokes were too much. Start banning everyone, including myself, all that. And still no suit. Wet Bandit, you got banned? Man, I recognize your name. Sorry about that, bud. Yakubian Horlord for 2. Vito, you're a bad person.

That's it. And I'm a danger to women. Don't forget that. The Quisler for 10. Love you, Richard. Like you, Vito. Thanks for the laughs. All those women I'm arguing with. I don't know why we can't name any of them. You're the one that brought it up. I didn't insinuate TVS.

It's another one of these classic dick insinuations where you go, you know, all those women you're arguing with. And I go, I can't think of any. And you go, ah, you brought one up just now. You brought one up two minutes before. You're right. I fought with one specific lady. Now you brought Dalish up too.

And at this point, I'm not fighting with Dalish. I don't have anything against Dalish. The point I made was I know nothing about that fucking chick. I know nothing. You corrected yourself because you were going to say whore and you corrected yourself. I was going to say bitch. I was going to say bitch, but I said long. But then you're like, oh, that's going to make me look violent.

I don't know anything about Dailyshy. I've met her once. And I got on a stream and she goes, you know, Vito, you're a fucking creep. Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck is this shit? Look, you've come to my house and I told you not to a couple times, so you're a danger. That's all that means. People come to your house.

I agree. I'm a dangerous guy. People that come to your house and you tell them not to, there's something wrong with them. Anything could happen. I'm just saying that's, there's something wrong with them. If somebody says I'm coming here else and say, don't. There's something wrong with them. You got to trust your instincts.

100%. I agree. You know what? I'm going to agree. I'm a dangerous guy. And you should keep me at arm's length. Let's see. No, no, not arms length.

Fucking gone. Gone. You really needed to sell arms length. All right. It's not arm's length, though, because arms length means still a part of your circle. Gone, gone, gone, means gone. Understood, buddy. The Quizler for 10.

Love you, Richard. Like you, Vito. thanks for the laughs. Cam, cheese for two. Thanks for the show. Dick. Vito stinks. Agnostic Guzermak for two. Ego, number one problem for sure. God bless you, Chuds.

Ray for five, who will be your co-host, Vito? I got a couple guys in the works. We might rotate through them. Yucubian Horlord for 10. Love this show. A lot of good moments. Thanks to Dick for keeping the spirit live as long as you could. Well, Vito spiraled out in a lamer and more pathetic way than Maddox did. Thank you, Yacube and Horlord.

Do you think it's lame? Do you think it's lame? I never sued you. Are you asking me? I never made a big breakup video About what a bad guy you are What's the worst break? What's the worst part of the ways? Were you asking me to explain why he thinks you're lame?

Like what do you what kind of validation are you seeking here? I'm asking you He says you are you happier with how this show is Are you happier with this show ending or another show ending? Uh I don't know if you can quantify happiness I'm pretty happy I imagine when I walk out of here

tonight, I will be as happy as I was when the other show ended. It's just a massive relief to not have to deal with the nonsense anymore. You know what? I feel the same way. Yacubi and Horlord for 10. I love this show. We did that one. Vinny Volts for 100. Been a fan for a long time. Give me that sweet team guy Vito song. I canceled Patreon for Biggs Problem, but I'm still signed up on the Dick Show. I never fell for it's Super Killer Con, but I did fall if you're hilarious back to forth when Vito could take it.

it and dish it. All right. Where did I put that? There it is. There it is. Thank you, junk food guy. Record it if you want this. It's filling empty spaces in my head.

When I'm not thinking about anything. Are you playing a voicemail about the team guy song? Is this what I did last? You really did hit your head on that fucking concrete ball. A little hard. Did I? Oh, there it is. I did the same thing last time.

Jesus Christ. Gay, gay, gay, gay. Beat all the gay team guys. D.I. Rules. Meadow the gay team guy. Female game character should look more like men. Beep, be, beat, be, beat, beat. The fat team guys.

Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat. Fat, fat, fat. Game or gay, fat. Here it comes. Bring it home. Sweet baby incorporated. There is some agenda. Agenda for a thousand years.

I don't remember it. Mio Jabang for two RIP show. Lose weight, Vito. Thank you. Yucubian Hort Lord for 10. Vito, remember you pouted and shut down because of the team guy song bit? Can you guys do a bit on the show?

Can you guys, can you guys understand that sometimes when you do something and I go, ah, I hate that thing. That awful thing. I hate that thing. Do you understand it's like a bit,

A joke? He's not much more sophisticated than us. I sold a lot of shit on this show. Everyone goes, oh my God. Yeah. The fucking... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Now, pick the most obvious one so you can try to sell your lie here.

Pick the most obvious time you sold a bit. There you go. There you go. That was a great pick. That was a great pick. Well, did I sell the medallion or not? Great. That was a great pick for that play.

That was a great fucking pick. Thank you. Agnosticami for five. No, no, no. No, no. Johnny's brain rot. Everybody's mostly an audio listener. I'm not watching Johnny's dumb videos while I'm at work.

Stupid bit. Well, there's some funny stuff to it. It's at the end so you can skip it if you don't. I like videos, so I can't even argue. Chris for two, don't forget to thank the fans, Vito. Pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig, pig. Clarkston Blar. For three. You didn't do women.

He says you didn't do women as the final problem, but I literally did. The final problem is women. Women. Sarah Garnier. And Dick, for some reason, is taking the opposite side of that problem and defending women. I never thought the show would end that way. I never thought the show. Hey, you know what the last episode of Biggest Problem will be?

It'll be veto saying women are the enemy of the earth. And Dick Masterson going, you're too harsh on those cunts. You've got to be nicer to those ladies. Who saw that one coming? Sarah Gardner for two. Thanks for the last guy. He's going to miss it. I'll miss you too, sir.

Agnostic Uzimaki for two. Heat death is Reddit Science. Copean Horlord 2. P.K.K.A. Taylor for new co-host, Wend. Pitcher for 5. One final, To be fair. Do you have an eye-suck cox? That's not rigged up. I don't think you do. I don't think you can hear you here. Clipsama for 5. I haven't listened in ages. What have I missed?

Oh, it's over. Cliffsama! Hey, thanks for all your clips, bud. For 5. Just message me. I'm not sure what you mean by 25%. Diamond G for 2. And thanks for all the fish. Reverend Scott for 20, played the Vito's booty song one more time. All right, we just did that. Peace and love, Reverend Scott.

Thank you. Thanks, Reverend Scott. Brendan Swamp for five. Vito talking about PCA, like it is way more successful. It is way more successful. I love Woody. Trio Doug for five. I'm going to clip the show and make a ton of money.

I think you should. Puzzle Master 2. The chainsaw was good. Oh, man. I forgot the chainsaw too. Thanks for reminding me, man. That was funny. Thanks to whoever said that.

I barely remember the chainsaw. You know, it was good when we both got knives, and we played with knives. And we kept cutting. things. Jack Rockstar for two. No Clippers. Got to give Clips Sama his props. Clips Sama for two. I'm going to clip the show again forever and ever. Well, now you got AI, so you guys should make a little AI

clips. That would be fun. Judd Bronson for 10. I love the show, Dick. It was great. Well, working on my shitty job. Thank you for all the great stuff, Dick over the years. I will be joining your Patreon. Says I'll listen all your stuff three times over. Guys, that's true. Thanks, Chud Bronson. Patreon.com slash the Dickson. Riley Petty John for five.

Thanks for the show, Dick and V. It's still a T. guest patrione so Sunday will still be good. Thanks, Riley, I recognize your name. Thank you, okay for two. Give me 20 pushups for translights Vito. Sergeant Slaughter. Lemon Sake for two, baby chat forever, only two at a time. Me and Trio Doug. Ulimuvo fee for 20. Vito,

such a dirt bag with the Gigi stuff. Even at the end, the same tendency as bitten him in the keister over and over. Fuck Digi Bro in the ass. I don't give a shit. To the point it ruined the show, the slob can't help. but Big League and Shovel mud. Oh, Vito was too mean to fucking DitchieBrow. That destroyed the show.

We all wanted more DigiBrow on the show. Dickington Post for two. It's not a comedy bit. His dad didn't. I gotta say, one of the best parts this ending is no longer having to pretend to be nice to Dick's like insipid retard hangers on like Digi Bro. I'm so glad that era is over. I'm not sure they'll really miss your whatever networking. They're already planning a spin-off show.

is how obsessed they are with me. They're already, they're like fucking obsessed. You do funny, man. You do funny shit. Thank you. Like you, you take their, their dumb bits and you just tell everyone about that. Vito the dead dad guy. Vito's dad is dead.

Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. Debo, the dead dad dad guy. It's so funny. That's good. Do that. No, you doing that is funny. You doing that is better. You doing that is the,

art. Not what you're doing. Vito. Vito. The dead dead guy. You don't get. There's too many layers. There's too many layers. Just one. Cody Titus for two says CF.

Cody Titus for two says PA. Dick can put a post for two says it's not a comedy bit. And Dick, here's the clincher. His dad didn't love him. But you're so, you're so bothered by that. It's so funny. I'm absolutely blown out.

I can't get over. You're bothered by it. Like, you're bothered because you think it's unfunny. Like, it's so funny to give you stuff that you think is not funny because it drives you insane. It's... That might be true. That might be true.

Is that it so non... Well, that's what non... It's this internet non-humor. But you think it's not funny. That's what makes it so funny. Well, you post a picture of a rock over and over and you go, look at this picture of a rock. And everyone's supposed to... It's the same fucking echo chamber of just manufacturing.

Nah, because it's like... It's Jimothy. It's Jimothy. It's Jimothy. It's a fucking stupid internet meme of a raccoon, and everyone's got to pretend it's the best thing that ever happened. Gordon Shumway for two, Vito, your dad dead, laughing my ass off. Nathan H for five. Hey, Vito, my Xbox controller batteries are dead. Hack the movies for five. Congrats, Dick. You're free from all of this now. Thank you, Tony. G.H for 10. Say my name, Vito. It's the guy who gave $800 for S. It's Julian.

Thank you, Julian. He gave you $800? All right, we only got 14 minutes left. Coof for five in the video dead James, Vito the dead dad guy. All right, Coof got to the joke before me. Baldur for two, the dad thing is a sub for Madison in the show. Cody Titus for five, the show's over. Vito still thinks the trolls didn't win. They absolutely won. Congrats. Yaku Man for two, ego voted up. Isaac James for five. Thanks, Dick, for shouting on my brother five years ago on the Vito show.

Sad to see the show ending. Where were those losers you clip? Who were those losers you clipped on YouTube, Vito? Just a bunch of weirdos. You can watch it on my YouTube channel. Azar Robinson for five. For some reason. Let the show end without the presidential ad read being mentioned. I know what the reason. And the reason was great.

Norse on for 50. When I first saw an episode, I was hooked. So I binge watch until I caught up. That was around episode 110. A good dynamic. Sorry to see it go. Thanks you guys for the laughs. Take a few bones of the way out.

Well, I became too harsh towards women. Was part of the problem. Gw H for five. Vito Why'd you ask Deca for my mailing address? I don't remember. Sega Genesis. for five. I'm just glad that my best friend, Vito, is having a good time. If you sent me the wallet, I wanted to send you a thank you note. You know who you are, so get in contact

with me. Matthew A's for five, Vito, you know, 80s girls, the reason you're not allowed in the house because she wants to protect your child. That's good. Fast-fat guy for five. Show Don the Waymasters didn't have the best life with your family. Good luck to you. Fido. Andrew Becker for five. Vito built his identity on Unrealized potentially. Mistake self-awareness for effort, crave sympathy and won't do what greatness requires. I agree.

Gun range for five was a fun ride. Dick, check your security cameras. We might have a Selena situation with this guy. Vito take the deal. It makes the most sense. Eric Wong for two. Vito just got Dick to defend women. Vito one, hashtag.

Diamond G for two, I've let away more for less. Riley, Petty John for five. This is probably how Genax felt when David Lee Roth left Van Halen. Fast, fat guy for two, Vito is broken. Brendan Swan for two.

Did Vito showing up to the Dick show calls Sean to leave? Dick. No I don't know I didn't know I don't know I don't know

I don't like golly for five hang in there Dick you'll be albatross 3 in less than half an hour Utah based I mean he for two Vita Kat is dead and never loved him

Riding for five he doesn't mean to plum he won't give her his virtual boy I know I know something is not funny when people are like remixing it

you know and redoing it and stuff I already said you could make it funny I'm the one making it funny let's see Harry Merg Trey for 2 Thanks for life. Go fucking yourself. Vito acts tub of women because men are intimidating, says

Mani. I can't wait for Vito's new show from what we've seen. It's going to be a train wreck. Puzzlemas for five, it's just a vibe check. You can't negotiate the vibe check. James G. For Chu. Look, Mom. My super check got read on the last show. Hey. Bender for five. I hate mid-selling Dalish, but no one wants to hear you threaten to rape them. Got it. Mani for two. Remember Vito, broke in a dick's house and crashed the dick show. Oh, yeah. I forgot that. World War II Flags will forever be my favorite moment. Christian Hollingsworth for 10. Vito of all people should understand why it's not cool.

show up to private property when told not to. I've learned my lesson. Fast, fat guy for two. That's why he did it because he wanted to show us what he felt like, which was bizarre. I don't think it was anything. Utah based Remyini for two. Everybody coming to the after party at Vito's house. Ket Relish for 20. I have to be fairly confident Vito. We'll take the deal and have two fantastic podcasts with Vito and Billy.

Great show Dick and Vito. I like turtles. Thanks, Ket Rales. He's way more upset about this show ending. He actually liked Vito for a while. He actually picked up Vito's mail like a bitch. John Baxter, my best for 10. My best friend and I recorded a fake episode of Vicks Problem in the Universe. We understand it's about chemistry, reliability, and no surprises. Give us a 25% deal and get a multi-brand ROI on your brand.

John Baxter's taking over the show. Do you want John Baxter to do it? No, I hope that you didn't send a long episode. I think he actually sent you a fake. Well, we should put it on this channel, and everyone can listen to it, and they can tell us if he's the right guy to take over the show. Just Ibin for two. Richard, thanks for the bits.

It made me laugh. Manny for two, Vito Crying was a well-played vit. All right, 10 out of 10. Yacubi and Horlord for 10. Vito, my dude. My $10 super chat should have rolled off your bag like water off a duck, but you chose to halt everything to address it. This is why everything is ending.

My boy. Yeah, I'm sorry, I made the super chat segment interesting. TK., 2007 for two. Thanks for the memes. Cash for 20. I listened to two Biggs Problem the Universe podcast. I'm like I was this stupid super chat. Yeah, thanks, Katz off for two.

The chemistry is so dead. It's kind of funny. It is. That is true. Clipsama. Love you all for all the years of head scum and Richard in my ear. The Jerry and Coke for 50. I'm going to miss you guys.

much love Dick and Fitz. I'm the guy who had heart failure and super chat. You guys from the hospital. Thanks, man. I hope you're better. Father Peter for five. Thanks for the great time. Been loving it since episode one.

Camper two, what area do we live in this week? We live in the era of dumb bitches. We love women. Diamond G for two. Y'all were great thanks. Fast fat guy for two. Vito, your correct Digimon sucks.

Your worst. TK. 2007, Vito, the dead dad guy. Utah-based Armenia for two. 25% isn't enough to let Vito do. Piggas problem. Gun Ranger for two, RIPP.

Dad. Are we done? I don't know. Oh, my God. Ditchmellon, aficionado for two. This is another win for the toe. Riley for five. Imagine how disappointed Vito's dad would be if he wasn't dead.

Sucks the show is going to be as dead as Vito's dad, the dead one. Pops'Colmes for five. Vito, give me your half of the show. Not going to do anything with it. I just want it. Tenshi for two. Can I get one last Pokemon call to prayer? Arthur Thompson for five.

Sergeant Slaughter was the best guest. On the John for 20. Vito, where are you trying to bad touch Tony from hack the movie? Seriously, you're stocking. And Mayo Zobong for five. Thank you. If it's the last show, Vito. Thanks for all the comedy stuff, everybody who Kim's tribute to this show.

Utah-based for two, Maddox 1, Frank West for 5. Someone give Vito's dad a one-up mushroom so you can see how cringe Vito is. Mitch Mellon for two, hibbitty-jibbibbby. LJ. Claverino for 5, we're all here because Vito Vaped E-Girlbara, and Bavit for 10. Vito, a great, and amplifying criticism of you not clever. It's cringe and played out. I agree. I agree.

I can't. Thanks, guys. The Super Chatters, you really made this show, especially toward the end. You were the best part of it. You guys were the MVP's. Pretty much thanks. What's the show on your bag? Okay.

So here's the thing everyone's been waiting for. Let me get the drum roll. Let me get the 10 hours of drum rolls. 10 hours of drum rolls. Vito, you did a great job. You did a lot of funny stuff. The show was a huge hit. I thought at one point,

I thought I would just do this show forever, and not do my show anymore. But it didn't work out that way. But when it was great. Well, I appreciate you giving me a chance. Sorry if I interrupted. I thought you were done. You obviously interrupted, but I don't give a fuck anymore.

Go for it. I thought you were done. I thought we were like trading nice things back and forth. People are done like the second, the volume dies down after they talk. I thought we could do like a back and forth. Do whatever you want. Say whatever you want. And then I'm either going to delete the Patreon or give you,

uh, or, uh, whatever, you're going to take the deal. Well, I had a lot of fun doing the show. Thanks for giving me this opportunity.

We had a lot of great times. And, uh, you know, I think we can look back on what we put together and be proud of a lot of it. And I think that's, uh, important in comedy.

I think we actually did give people something that other channels don't offer. And I hear from a lot of people, you know, I'm never going to find a show like this again. And I kind of agree. We had something very unique there for a while, and I'm glad it was as good as it was for as long as it was. And thank you again for giving me the opportunity, man,

because you could have had anybody co-host a thing with you, and you let me do it. That was nice of you. I just remember what my last problem was. It was going to be there's nothing good to listen to. Well, that's true. I keep listening to old Howard Stern episodes. Yeah, there's just nothing.

Everything has been ruined by, reality shows or reels. It's just a world of reels. Content has become ads now. They finally figured out the only thing that the most efficient way to deliver content was actually it was advertising the whole time. It wasn't sticking ads and content.

It was just making ads. Even when you have no product to sell. My hope is that I mean I want to say podcasts will be the last bastion of human entertainment. You know, like people actually talking and not just computers generating fucking stupid videos. But I don't know what to listen to.

Again, it seems like, and it also seems like in today's people ask what age we're living in, people are a little too guarded. I think that's part of the problem when you try to listen to these podcasts is everybody's so worried about their fucking image and their branding or whatever else. You don't get a lot of fat guys going, hey, I put a cue tip up my cat's asshole. You don't get a lot of that. No one needs that part. It's something special. You got to find something in the...

People like that part. Something in between of that. This is the end of, this is the end of podcast. The podcast started like, basically started like 10 years ago, and now they're over. And this one is dying. This one is over. And all of them are over. That's it.

Okay. Here we go with the 10. Do you have anything else to say to the people, to the fans? This is our independence day. The buyers of Superkiller. Are they going to get an update or anything anytime soon? I'm sure they would want me to ask. Yeah.

Yeah, no, it's on the way. I'm sorry. If you back the comic, because of me, I'm sorry. I'll try to make it up to you, but I hope you get it soon. One of the other. Okay, here is. Here it is the moment of truth. What's it going to be as we count down the final four minutes?

Do we have any of your super chats? Or is it going to be? or is it going to be the tiny, tiny fee, the tiny tax? Think of it as a resort fee that you've got to pay. What's it going to be? What number are you at? You know, 25%. You know what the deal is.

And is any part of you interested in me doing a really good job with this show and building it up? Because if it's 25%, I'm just going to go, I don't give a fuck at all. 25%. That's it. care. Do whatever you want with it. Okay. Sure. What is your answer? You're going to say the whole thing? I'll take your deal. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm searching for them. I don't understand. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. that? No, I cannot.

Hold on, hold on. Oh, I don't want to strike. No, I don't want to play this because I'll strike your new channel. All right. Good decision, buddy. Good luck. I'm sure you'll do great. I think I'll be all right. Well, I guess it'll be nice. It was a lot of fun. I should have upgraded that. well now I can update that because I'll have access

now I'll have access to the channel so I can update all the graphics and stuff you'll do great you'll do great you just made a ton of money you just made yourself a ton of money you just made yourself a ton of money can I say one thing yeah guys we're going to keep the show going you will have a weekly show we will have bonus episodes once a month we'll have call-ins we'll have voicemails all the stuff that you guys I think love If there's anything I'm missing, if there's anything you think needs to come back or needs to be beloved, if you want to see Vito's booty, I don't know. Maybe we can make it happen.

But the point is that you guys, the fans, this is for you guys. So whatever I could do to bring you a good show. Obviously, it's not going to be the same show. We love Dick. You know you need Dick. You want more. It's the show. It doesn't matter.

It's just the problems. It's just the problems. It'll be great. Yeah, it's just the problem. It'll be great. It's the only thing that matters. Delete button. Now I got to move the cursor off of it

You can't delete it You fucking idiot You know Yeah you can It has all our fucking Back-end banking Should I need for taxes No it's unpublished though

You press unpublished and it Permafux your page I was hovering over it I had the cursor over it I closed the window I closed the window Got it Good job Vito

This was better than the last show Honestly it was better Good job I wish you luck Which last show? My last show This is better than the other one. No matter. Don't listen to what people say.

And hey, I want to say this is live long and prosper. I hope you get your ears figured out. And if not, I don't know. Fuck it. You're going to be okay, buddy. It's all going to work out. We should have done a duet. Did you ever know that you're my hero?

You're everything I wish I could be. Oh, I could fly higher than an eagle Because you are the wind Beneath Go fuck yourself, America That was supposed to say that's all, folks, not starting soon. Oops. Oh.

Do I say the N-word now? Great show.