The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 51

Episode Date: August 6, 2022

Kangaroo Courts, Anti-Woke Marketing, Algorithm Generated Merchandise, VR Chat  

Let's get those super chats in! Don't forget to super chat. Get him in, get him in, get him in, get him in! You want to be up front. Yeah, you want to be at the top of the super chats before everybody stops, you know, turns off the show. Yeah, you want to get your hilarious joke in before everyone says,

oh, this is the super chat part? I'm done. I hate this part. I fucking hate that they leave it in the podcast, too. What a bunch of people trying to trick Vito into saying a dumb phrase Telling him the phrases that I don't know. I don't know see some people were I saw people keep I'm a retard. No, it's not that one. I fell for it My own steam deck why do you get the This was sent to me by a fan. Can you have two of them?

I don't know. It's never been done. There's never been a podcast. There's never been a podcast with two Link soundboards. That'd be pretty fun. See, because if I bought myself a soundboard, it would be cringe. Yeah. But because someone else bought it for me, it's cool.

It's not cringe. It's okay to have a soundboard On a podcast Not if you buy it yourself That's cringe as fuck bro Some guys Some guys are pretty good They're quick with the soundboard I think I gotta implement it

Into more Cause I have one And I never set it up good What do you mean? Cause I wanna have Yeah I don't have enough Like little clips You know

Uh Little like fun zingers Like that? Like this? That's a good one that's a good one all right are we ready to start the show i think we could start the show let's do it wow beast biggest beast theme song East's biggest problem in the universe! Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe! The only show that ranks every problem in the universe.

From journalist whining to incompetence driving. I think I could have picked a better one than this. That was by... I didn't even write his name down. Oh shit, he's a piece of shit. I didn't even write his name down. Oh, shit. He's a piece of shit. I'm your host, Nick Masterson. Joining me as always is Vito.

There was all kinds of cat rape ones. Why didn't I pick Vito's cat getting... From Vito's cat getting molested... Yeah, to driving before arrested. I don't know. To... Yeah. I don't care.

How you doing? I feel fine. I think it's been a good, solid week. Pick any fights with anybody this week that I should know about? Who was I fighting with? Let's go. Vito Fight Corner. Ding, ding, ding.

Who are you fighting with on Twitter this week? Just the same people. Who's that? Well, it might come up in the show. We'll see. What is the race of the person you're fighting with this week? I wouldn't know. I can't.

You know, I don't see color, Dick. That's incredible. I know. It's one of my many wonderful traits. Okay. You ready for the winner of last week? Yes. It's Overly Courteous Drivers.

Wow. You're on a roll, Dick. I know. I think that's four episodes. I was trying to look back. I think you're four episodes streak It's a dick dynasty It is a dynasty

Dick dynasty is in play I'm going to hit ten That's my prediction It's very positive Ten in a row What happens if someone hits ten in a row? That's a big Then you're fired

Yeah then you're fired You gotta get someone else for the show at that point Why can't you bring in a big problem? It's easy All of them are pretty close I get really close And then at the last minute You always go on Twitter and you go, Hey, don't forget to vote specifically for me, probably.

See? And all your little buddies go running over. They're not little, first of all. Yeah, they're all huge. We all are. Three XLs. That's what I sell out of. How many?

Is that all? Which t-shirts sell the most? The XLs? Three XLs. You got a whole pile of smalls to throw out. You know I don't sell large for for women yeah mediums and below because they don't ever i don't want my merchandise represented in such a way they think i'm kidding too no i'm not kidding that's pretty that's pretty bad animal abuse is second so you had the top two. Top two. Wow. You were destroyed. Game journalists.

Game journalists was winning for like a hot second. That's a good problem. Yeah, then all those nerds got distracted by something else. Yeah. About this. Occupational stereotypes from Reverend Scott. And then discounted food fakeouts. Discontinued, sorry.

Yes. Food fakeouts. Well, I am validated, of course why is that on the discontinued food fake outs well we might find i don't know maybe i save it for a certain segment okay uh did you happen to see that fan art by head hazed i can't put it on the show i don't want to look at that ever again what do you mean? Please don't bring up that awful image What is wrong with this? There's a horrifying Fat Italian man

That's you Using a Q-tip on a young Shota cat boy Is that a lady or a man? Why would you use a Q-tip on a No I guess that's gotta be a lady Cause I'm using the Q-tip Why'd you assume it was a boy?

Cause it's got no tits! But... It's Lolly. It's Lolly. Yeah. Yeah. So, what do you think of that? Is it okay, cause it's a joke?

Do I think what's okay? Like, is it legal? Sure, go nuts. Do you think it's cool, I mean? No, I don't think it's... With a Lolly cat saying, Na ma... Na ma yate.

Vito Saba! Ah! Ah! I'm gonna throw up. Yeah, it looks disgusting. Does the leg hair, is that accurate that you got there? The leg hair that you got? Yeah, I'm a pretty hairy guy. Okay.

I have no proof necessary. Just a yes or a no. I'll ask a follow-up. I'm a very hairy gentleman. I don't know if I'm that hairy. Well, there you go. Check out. Oh, there's no audio?

Well, they got us. I mean, like, good joke. I never understand the, you know, we can't hear you, we can't see you. They're just like as bad as swatters. The people who sit with the audio is fucked. They're even worse than swatters. That is 10,000 times more annoying than getting swatted. It is pretty annoying.

That's terrible. Okay. I've got some comments here. Wayland, the irritating villain Collins made me spit my coffee out. You remember him? The niggler was calling me.

High velocity mouse. I like the niggler. Assassination mechanism says, Vito gets a little too excited at those hot cougars in your area pop-up ads. Yeah, because they're cats.

Nordic Frost. That was a good joke. I saw that. That was a good one. Nordic Frost says, I watched good joke. I saw that. That was a good one. Nordic Frost says, I watched a playthrough of that game. Quote, I watched a playthrough of that game as a guaranteed panty dropper.

That's what the women like to hear. We watch gay playthroughs. We're always trying to impress women. We're always catering to women on the show. You're listening to the wrong fucking show if you think that's true. Reveneer says, Vito's consistency of thought on grifting and laughing at people getting killed

is getting dangerously close to a segment from a show of a similar name that I remember. Look, if somebody... It's not good if it happens to somebody underage. You feel kind of bad for them, you know? You do. Yeah. Someone who's 17? 17, yeah.

Okay. I don't feel bad for him But I'm not gonna joke about it You know Cause like Cause he had his whole life Ahead of him Yeah kind of

It was like a split second Decision You know Whereas Ashley Babbitt Planned to destroy the capital For years She got two kids So that's

That is funny I mean Fuck em It's complicated If Trayvonin was white would it be funny yes okay so i don't know what's good it's funny if he's like a month older then it's funny 18 time to look time to play ball i think i think you can make jokes about the trayvon he's 17 Is the problem When it's When it's like Underage people It's like a little Uncomfortable Yeah he was a dumb kid

Feels bad He's a dumb kid He brutalized that man Yeah look And other people did They thought I was like Flip flopping on Trayvon Martin

Yeah I do believe Trayvon Martin Like jumped that guy Yeah Like yeah I do believe that I just

You know I don't know exactly What led up to it Vito being so giddy About Ashley Babbitt But getting pissy About Trayvon Martin Is extremely Maddox

And Eon I think they're very different I think they're very Different situations And then everybody's arguing They're like Well how come you're not Laughing at Sandy Hook

And I'm like That's like toddlers Getting That's way different It's even funnier If they were storming All the parents are so upset Yeah

If they were storming The Capitol Maybe I would be suing Alex Jones so our kids will come back to life. That's not why they're suing him. They're suing him. We need $100 million to pay the fucking guy that's bringing our kids back to life. Shouldn't you get a little bit of money out of that situation?

A little bit. Guy lies. Like a car. Everybody gets a car from Alex Jones. Like Oprah, okay? Oprah doesn't come out and say everyone gets $50 million. She says you get a car. New car. Everybody gets a car from Alex Jones. Like Oprah, okay? Oprah doesn't come out and say, everyone gets $50 million. She says, you get a car. That's the most joy someone can get. Is a new car. Yeah, like listen, listen, listen.

What if I said I got you a car sitting out front? That'd be pretty great. Now what if I said I got you two cars? Basically the same feeling. Same feeling. I just want one. Yeah. You got a good point, Dick.

Thank you. Okay, go ahead With whatever you have Well what I've got Is an exciting segment That we like to call Vote it up I clicked off of the

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Oh, thank God. As Klondike said on Twitter, we've hurt our fans, and we're hoping to bring this favorite treat back to ice cream trucks in the coming years. It always comes back folks. Go vote that problem up. And another problem to vote up is payment processes. Yeah, hit the stinger.

Vote it up. You've got to vote at biggestproblem.show Hey, vote it up. If you don't vote there'll be no show. You know what I need actually? Is a bone to pick A bone to pick stinger Yeah

Were you aware Last time you left I don't know how you did this But you rubbed your shoes On my couch And there was a big black Like shoe streak Okay

On the couch That's strange That's black Like Shoe streak Okay On the couch That's strange That's my bone to pick Segment How are my Bone to pick Bone to pick With you

I don't remember Putting my shoes on your couch Probably your dog Attacked me And every time I come over your house That stupid dog Jumps up

Tackles me Drags me around the house Yeah Probably knocked me back out of the couch. I went up there like, what the fuck is this? What the fuck is this?

What was he walking all over? I do not remember. It was like Rick James' couch in here. I don't put my feet on your couch. I think that's, I think, I don't know what you're talking about. Are you going to sue me

for $50 million? I might. But speaking of lawsuits and court processes, another past problem with payment processors. Well, Visa and MasterCard said on Thursday they've suspended ties with Traffic Junkie, an adult advertising network owned by the same company who owns Pornhub,

after a lawsuit raised questions over whether the payment firms are facilitating child pornography. This, of course, relates to that woman who is suing Visa, MasterCard, MindGeek, Pornhub, and everybody else due to an explicit video of herself posted on the site filmed when she was only 13 years old. Now, the judge is not letting Visa off the hook. They say Visa made the decision to continue to recognize MindGeek, the owners of Pornhub, as a merchant, despite the alleged knowledge that MindGeek monetized child porn. Well, let's just throw it all away. Let no one just take all the... As a merchant, despite the alleged knowledge that MindGeek monetized child porn. Well.

Let's just throw it all away. Let no one's just take all the. You do one little, you put one little child porn on there and all of a sudden. Look, MindGeek tries. Yeah. Okay. You tell them there's child porn. They're like, we're taking care of it.

Yeah, I'm sure they're going to take it. You know who doesn't try? Facebook, Twitter. You sue Twitter. Like, you got my child porn on there. They're like, well, you know what? No. We have no way to prove. We're not going to. We don't know. Take, Twitter. You sue Twitter. You got my child put on there. They're like, well, you know what?

No. We have no way to prove. We're not going to take it down. We don't take down anything unless it's the president or Alex Jones or a conservative thought leader

of some kind. I don't know why they don't give them an opportunity to just be like, well, we'll take it. I think they do take stuff down if you report it.

Twitter? No, Pornhub would. Yes, Pornhub is very responsible. They need it down. They know nobody likes, they, Pornhub would. Yes, Pornhub is doing a good job. They know nobody likes, they know women don't like them. Well, they know that it's going to get them in big trouble if they have it on there because there's all this scrutiny

and all these lawmakers hate pornography for some reason. That case really annoys me because I think that the judge is just trying to get the payment processors to abandon Pornhub to punish them. That's interesting is that they already got the payment processors to abandon Pornhub to punish them. that's interesting is that they already got the payment processors to abandon Pornhub,

but now they're going after their MindGeek and their advertising wing traffic junkie. Just anything that makes them any amount of money. Visa and MasterCard

are being forced to abscond. Well, that's voted up, folks. Voted up. You've got to vote. And think it's problem. I did both parts. V it up. You've got to vote. At biggest problem dot show. I did both parts there. Hey, vote it up.

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Vote it up. Okay. I did that literally like an hour before coming in, so. Wow. Nailed it. Thank God it wasn't. Those are some great stingers, I tell you what. What show before coming in So Wow Nailed it Thank god it wasn't

Those are some great stingers I tell you what What show has Thank god you do it before the show Or it'd be longer Well I think What show has produced bits

Is that what you were gonna say No no What show dazzles you What show dazzles you With shitty karaoke Before every show It's not exciting Somebody was telling me

I can't believe that Vito's song is stuck in my head It's good And I'm like Well cause it's like One of the most famous songs In history That's why It's not exciting for people I can't believe that Vito song is stuck in my head It's good and I'm like well cause it's like one of the most Famous songs in history that's why It's not cause it's a Wow what a great riff he came up with

No no that was the Rolling Stones you fucking idiot Say what you want about Vito but his stinger It really sticks with you Cause it's happy birthday except it's Top fucking radio hits And just changing the words Voted up on our side Wow this guy What else has he written Fucking radio hits And just changing the words Voted up on our side Voted up on our side

Wow This guy What else has he written? There's really something there Okay Here's my problem Alright Dark dark day

For speech Oh is there a dark day going on? It's a dark day Really? Vito Well that may be Maybe the worst day ever Really? Wow Seconded only by the day that It's a dark day Really Vito Well that may be Maybe the worst day ever Really

Wow Seconded only by the day That Alex Jones was banned From YouTube Twitter Thirded by the day He was banned from Twitter Yeah

One day he'll be banned From water Quite possibly He'll go to get a drink of water And the DWP guy Will just shoot it right out Of his apartment Of water and power

Bam With blue hair Flipped over She's just posting About her COVID shot and the DWP guy will just shoot it right out of his apartment of water and power. Bam! With blue hair flipped over. She's just posting about her COVID shot, her 20th COVID booster online. Well, we've already gotten every episode age restricted from this COVID shit, but why don't you go to make it an even... Kangaroo courts! Kangaroo courts, Tick.

Kangaroo courts. You know what some of the characteristics of kangaroo courts are? What are they? They happen to someone I don't like Gets a Verdict against them No that's every kangaroo court Mostly

Mostly Mostly Um It's uh Judges can be incompetent Or clearly Compromised Not unbiased

You know like a judge Should be unbiased It's a show trial It's like the uh It's like the verdict Has already been determined. Yeah. And the court is...

Like Count Dankula. Remember him? Kangaroo court. Kangaroo court. They brought in a biased judge. They brought him in out of retirement. Yeah. Most retarded guy they had.

Did they really bring a judge out of retirement for that guy? Yeah. Just to nail him? Some guy who had like never heard of the internet before. Yeah. They got the oldest guy they could find. What did he do with his dog? He made it racist.

Oh my God. A gross violation of procedures and legal precedents. Not giving you a jury by your peers. Just a judge going, you're guilty. And then when you say it, they're like, I said liable, not guilty. And you're like Alright well Whatever I guess that's what I am

Well I know kangaroo courts exist But I can't think of any In recent memory How about the SEC? Every single Court case they have Going after Our friends

At Coinbase Or whatever Banks Letting their friends go. Trying to destroy crypto. Trying to destroy crypto. Yeah. Propping up these fucking scams.

How about those? How about J6? January 6th? No, no. No, no. Will that get us to my past too? Yes! Every time!

Because they're all guilty and they're not going to get them enough. There you go. That's what I, that's okay. So let's do, let's do Sarkat opposite day, right? Sure.

Do you remember where you were when Alex Jones was making fun of that totally real school shooting? I was in the closet listening to my wife get railed by her boyfriend. And I thought there's never been a worse thing than a guy making fun of a mass shooting in the same country where no fake shootings have ever happened before. And the government has never lied about anything. God forbid that anybody go on the offense against a system that's totally rigged and totally black boxed. Where guys are rotting away in jail for doing nothing, for selling weed to each other. Where you can lose your whole livelihood. Good opposite day.

It's an excellent opposite. Yeah, yeah. God forbid. doing nothing for selling weed to each other where you can lose your whole life. Oh yeah. Yeah. God forbid. God forbid anyone. Oh man. Dick. One of the problems we've had on the show is a fake news.

How do you feel about fake news? Not do you like it or do you not like it? I hate it. You hate fake news. Yeah. I hate it. Do you like it or do you not like it? I hate it. You hate fake news.

Yeah, I hate it. So if a so-called newsman journalist had a website devoted to lying, that would maybe be bad. Right? Yeah. Yeah. It's this opposite day dick I'm talking to still. It would be so bad. It would be the worst thing in the world if somebody had a website, fucking Alex Jones had a website saying, oh, these guys are, this guy laughing about his kid being dead

is an actor. It wasn't laughing. Did you see the press conference? He was like, he was laughing his ass off. They were giving each other high fives. The parents at the. No, I don't even. No, I can't even say it because

i'm gonna get sued for 111 billion dollars this clip but regardless uh we know we know that there are not crisis type situation i'm playing around youtube oh don't say that oh you can't say that no you definitely can't say that puppets crisis puppet is that well we hate puppets on this show crisis muppets yeah crisis muppets do you see what they reduce us to yeah dancing around like little monkeys on strings it's saying so there's no such thing as crisis muppets oh yeah there's never been any case of crisis muppets biden doesn't have any kind of fucking brain problems at all okay there's never been crisis muppets. Biden doesn't have any kind of fucking brain problems at all. Okay. There's never been crisis Muppets as like children and their families in the dozens.

Okay. Cause the, how do you know though, without someone investigating, how would you orchestrate something of that scale? It's impossible. Tell him God wants it. No.

Cause all that happens is one family breaks And goes to the news And they go Listen I've been part of Another school shooting Massive cover up Oh no You would have to pay Those people

Like several million dollars A year for the rest Of their lives Oh wow Where's the government Going to find Millions of dollars a year But there's still nothing

Stopping What if one of those That would be a real trick Can you imagine being One of those kids You grow up And you go Oh my god

I've been part of A massive conspiracy my whole life. And I've developed basic, you know, respect for the truth and want to expose what happened when I was a child. What about that FBI guy, though? And his brother was like busted on all that child porn and windows. That's one guy like that. You can be allowed to ask about that. Yeah, I think that you could be rightfully suspicious am i gonna get sued by the fbi for 50 million dollars because i'm

asking i'm asking questions if the questions are reasonable and you're not a news guy if you were like if you had a news website if i was selling alpha brain supplements with my shirt off and then the other the after one it has me slapped my body way he makes money does not make it an illegitimate news organization and if it is an illegitimate news organization, he should label it as such.

He should label it as satire and parody. How? At the top of the, somewhere in the about tab it says, InfoWars is a work of parody and every,

uh, honestly, honestly, I don't think it would ruin it because what if you, what if he just did that but like you knew he didn't mean it? he then get away with it i was wondering that if alice jones just said like it's all satire every show he ended it with just kidding just

kidding yeah i think honestly it would be legal at that point because if you got in trouble you could go to the judge you go well it's satire satire. I said just kidding. I say it on every show. I say just kidding. What are you? At the end of every single news story, we go, and that was a good goof. And then we move on to the next fake story. I was wondering that watching the trial. He could keep doing what he's doing, yeah. The lawyer is like, are you aware that I just caught you in a lie?

And then the judge looks at him. I'm like, what are you looking at him for? That's not a real question. I think it would be very smart if you wanted to be one of these conspiracy theory guys to shield yourself from legal troubles by just go yeah just joking just joking kovid was a hoax kovid was choking in minecraft and then you wink and you move on and you go well we're just goofing uh i think that fits the letter of the law. Steven Avery making a murder. That guy was kangaroo courted big time.

You haven't even finished the documentary. I have seen that. I saw that like first. Oh, I thought you meant the one we were just watching. No. What's that one called? The one we were just watching? Yeah.

The most hated man in the internet. Yeah. No kangaroo court there. All the George Floyd cop trials, kangaroo court. Well, I am very upset that the other officers, No kangaroo court there All the George Floyd cop trials Kangaroo court Well Kangaroo court I am very upset That the other officers Other than Chauvin

Got I think some of them Got jail sentences Which to me Seems ridiculous Dred Scott Some sort of a slavery Some sort of a slavery

Can we make that a t-shirt? Some sort of a slavery Kangaroo court Kangaroo court They said Yeah Black of a slavery. Kangaroo court. Kangaroo court. They said, yeah, black people can be slaves. Kangaroo court? I don't know if that is, but actually, I think we're like getting

the terms, but isn't it kangaroo court? Like if court's like crazy and out of control? No, that's captain kangaroo court that you're thinking of. Captain kangaroo court. So, you think that these are just Ridiculous trials Yeah

Put on For spectacle How about all the How about all the title nine Sexual Harassment Me too courts That happen in universities

Where some bitch Can say anything Yeah put out And regretted it And then went in and said This guy fucking raped me I've been carrying this mattress around on my back

for two years there you go that's kangaroo court you got no civil rights and the judge goes well presumption of innocence

bitch she wouldn't be carrying the mattress if she didn't get raped so clearly what kind of a dumb bitch would carry a mattress around and all the guys

are like I'm not gonna say anything about that the right to hear a full and detailed statement of the charges filed against the accused How about that

Kangaroo court We're all living In a kangaroo court I think there's a variety Of kangaroo courts I think Alex Jones Overstepped his bounds As a journalist

And a comedian And fairly Well if he was a comedian He needs to say it He can't just What does he need to say He needs to say That this is all fabrication

That these stories Should not be taken seriously. And that clearly. But what about the gay frog stuff turned out to be true? None of it. He publishes this. Like with that David Hogg kid. They publish these articles where instead of calling them crisis. That guy turned out to be fake.

Just kidding. I hate this show sometimes. Just kidding. They publish these stupid articles and they go, well, we're not saying he's a crisis Muppet, Just kidding. I hate this show sometimes. Just kidding. They publish these stupid articles and they go, well, we're not saying he's a crisis muppet, but why was he on the news two years ago unless he was being coached by his FBI handlers? That's a good question. No, it isn't.

I've been on the news for all sorts of shit. Are you not? Like, you know, like you'll be walking down the street and they'll go, how do you feel about that Applebee's closing? And you go, you know, that sucks or whatever. down the street and they'll go, how do you feel about that Applebee's closing? And you go, you know, that sucks or whatever. I guess that's not really a normal news story. I miss my kids. Not yet. This isn't it.

Not yet. Okay. I'll wait. Anyway. There's so many lies that come at us all the time. It behooves us to question everything. to question everything. I think journalists have a responsibility to,

if they don't have the facts, to not spread rumors and falsehoods. Responsibility, okay. But illegal, getting sued for it and shit. A little bit. So it's a little bit of king of the court.

How do you feel about that Nicholas Sandman suing all the papers that said he was berating that poor Native American gentleman? I think it's funny. That's not an answer. You can't just always go, yeah, but it's funny.

That's your justification for everything. It was funny. They sued them. Okay, so as long as it's funny, you're okay with gang records. What do they call him, a racist, a white supremacist? Yeah, they say he's a racist and a MAGA, you know. What did Alex Jones say? These people, they were crisis actors?

Pretty much. I don't think that's, like, people, they were crisis actors? Pretty much. I don't think that's damaging, though. Say you're a racist. It's clearly damaging because you can't call someone a pedophile. That's illegal. You get sued. It's damaging in the emotional distress way

where they had a bunch of people calling their houses and harassing them and whatever else. But that would mean Maddox could sue me. Maddox could sue me for all the people doing fucked up stuff. But you didn't lie about Maddox could sue me Maddox could sue me For all the people doing fucked up stuff But you didn't lie about Maddox That's

According to you No one actually knows If I've made all that shit up He did sue you So he can Yes Obviously he can sue you I had a proper court

With the Honorable Judge Ramos Not kangaroo court With some liberal bitch with dyed hair Taking COVID selfies On Instagram Just champing at the bit At her horse bit To lay into Alex Jones

That's the difference I had a fair judge He has a certain responsibility If you're gonna report the news Okay That you can't just have people Come on and say Certain people are certain things

You know What about how you said Eric July was not a good comic writer? That's an opinion. That's opinion based. So is their crisis actors! That's not an opinion! That's literally an accusation! He doesn't know!

He didn't hire them! He's talking about the globalists, the interdimensional vampires and pedophiles. The point is that you can't be reckless i can't go on i can't go and like pick somebody yeah you know like who would be a good example like i don't know like a justin bieber and go he's a pedophile he he rapes kids oh that's because then that's libel or slander okay and he can sue me if for some reason what I'm saying got around. Like, oh yeah, I know and whatever else. How come Larry Flynn could say Jerry Falwell, the first time he had Campari,

was when he fucked his mother in his shed when he was a little boy? Wasn't that a joke ad? Because it was a joke. Because it's satire. It didn't say it. It's a joke. But you could tell it's a joke because why would a Christian, why would he do a Campari ad?

It's not a real Campari ad. Why would there be crisis actors? The point is that anyone reading Hustler would understand that a Christian minister is not going to do an ad for liquor talking about the first time he fucks his mother. Okay. Satire doesn't have to explicitly label itself as satire. I thought you were A free speech absolutist I am a free speech absolutist Apparently not

Free speech absolutism Means the government Cannot Means you can do Whatever you want No that's not what it means Okay The Nuremberg trials

Kangaroo court Can we just move on What are you talking about The Nuremberg trials For the love of god Where they put all the Nazis in jail Yeah that was a kangaroo court

No Why did they even have it They were gonna kill them either way what was the point of the court they didn't kill all of them some of them uh got different sentences albert spear got away he was the good nazi you know that guy the architect how about dick cheney who lied about uh weapons of mass destruction iraq killed a million people yeah but he didn't do it as a journalist so Weapons of Mass Destruction Iraq killed a million people. Yeah, but he didn't do it as a journalist. All the journalists that lied on his behalf. Well, if they had...

If they're going off information that they have... If Alex Jones had a third-party source... Yeah. ...that he could point at, he might have... Then he got in trouble for not having his own videos. A bit of a shield. YouTube deleted him. He's like, I don't have any ability to defend myself. You guys fucking deleted all my shit. Oh, he doesn't have any ability to defend myself. You guys fucking deleted

all my shit. Oh, he doesn't have his own archives? No. That's crazy. I'm surprised he didn't start archiving that stuff when he knew

he was in trouble. No one knew that this was possible. Okay. This is kangaroo court. So news organizations like CNN should be held responsible

for that Nicholas Sandman kid and calling him a racist. But Alex Jones, because it's fun and funny, can say that the suffering parents of dead children are secret FBI agents. Suffering, laughing also.

And open them up for harassment from his family. Open them up from harassment? Yes, that is a thing. Nicholas Sandman, I'm sure, is doing the same thing, that he got harassed and there are emotional damages

caught up in his shit. Shut the fuck up okay well a lot of people think that that kid should take every news organization of the cleaners it's the same yeah but it's an organization it's not like a guy it's an organization they have multiple people working for them that guy makes millions of dollars a year selling alpha brain all right it is we know some of the people who work for him It's an organization It acts as an organization. He's got camera guys. He's got writers. Mm-hmm It's like the muppet show though, just because it's a low-level organization doesn't mean they have that's what I hate

I hate that everyone is like I hate the mainstream media They don't play by the rules and then alex jones goes by the way Here's a bunch of shit. I made up and you're like that guy's a rebel. He's on the edge What do you want? Do you want like real, do you like fake news or not? Make up your mind. Because if you like fake news from Alex. Yeah, but most of the time he's right about.

No, he's not right most of the time. I hate that argument. Because Alex Jones will say like a million things about Martian pedophiles. And then like one of his things comes true. Gay frogs was true but he knew that was true because he

yes that was based on a study he had already read he didn't predict gay frogs he read an article about gay frogs and then reported on it

that's a good reporting that's fine because yeah that was telling the truth I was fine he didn't predict it though he didn't like come up with that

out of nowhere I was fine with all the lying about Iraq like alright whatever You guys are all liars We gotta bomb them and get their oil anyway Figure out an excuse Didn't even get

That was the worst part We didn't take the oil But then they gotta go after my boy Well that's not fair Fuck you guys then Go after them I'm sorry that your boy Kangaroo court

Has been subjected to this kangaroo court Yeah Which I think Happens to a lot of people Made a correct decision Mostly men He didn't even get fined that much You know what they

They're basically telling him Hey You gotta do a little better Alex I'm gonna buy It's a good lesson for him So much 50% Just so you know

Everyone knows 10% of the proceeds of this show Are going to Alpha Brain Supplement No no No no You're out of your cut maybe Out of both of our No no

10% right off the top Goes to supplements Gross Gross For the studio He's got his own Alpha Viagra now I forget the

I should have got the name I don't know if I'm ready For that type of Viagra I know I want to be Last long Like good old Alex Well Dick

That's my problem That's your problem What a problem It's a very popular problem But it probably won't rival Our show's Most popular problem It's currently sitting

On the top of the leaderboards Is woke marketing Wow Still at the top Can you believe it That was your first problem That you brought in. I think it was one of my first problems

and it's still a top problem. Well, I have a problem that is, I think, almost as good, if not worse. Oh. That problem, Dick, is anti-woke marketing because I finally figured it out.

You finally figured out out. Finally figured out why you hate Eric July. Why I'm so upset with a certain group of comic creators and whatever else. Okay. Now I've been

hanging out on Facebook. I've been getting these ads for the new Gina Carano movie Terror on the Prairie. I'm excited for that. A cowboy movie starring Gina Carano. And the Facebook ads

don't tell me well it's a exciting cowboy fun time. It's got great action, great stunts. Here's what the Daily Wire tells me. Disney fired her for not conforming to their woke standards. We signed her on for a movie. Gina Carano is back in Terror on the Prairie. And there's Jeremy's Razors. are you aware of jeremy's razors

like the quartering no no it's a different oh no i saw that guy i think it's also a daily wire guy where i think harry's razors did something jerry's woke oh jerry's has like cool like uh to keep your politics out of my face oh well facial hair yeah stop giving your money to woke corporations that hate you says jeremy's razors give it to me instead and they have such taglines as our shave kit identifies as the best kit ever made yeah shave your beard ma'am that's cool that's a cool Oh, that's a good one. Tuck your dick in, lady. Wah, wah.

By Jerry's Razors. Then there's a certain comic creator who's really found a great marketing strategy. Just gotta shave your beard before you go hang out with the kids that you're grooming. This, yeah, what do you call it? This beer isn't for pedophiles. I'm sure we'll have that soon enough. Here's a comic book creator who says, leftist comic book fans are in full-blown meltdown over the success of my comic universe.

These people reveal who they are with every disingenuous excuse they come up with, and they still won't stop us. Hashtag we will win. Here's why I'm going nuts, Dink. Because you're jealous. No no this is woke marketing it's the exact same fucking thing it's taking a product that has no politics attached to it really razors yeah and like a cowboy movie and fucking comic books and going yeah but if you buy it you're gonna you know play a part in destroying woke of course it's the same as buy skittles and it'll help gay people somehow it's the same thing and i realize that's why i'm going nuts is that everybody understands

that woke marketing is fucking stupid right yeah like when we have the pride month and everybody goes oh we're gonna change our logo it's all but we all know that's stupid stupid but somebody goes buy my coffee now the right to win the uh culture war buy my coffee on behalf of god emperor trump buy this coffee if you don't like dicks up your ass yeah if you're not a complete pussy and everybody goes, yeah! And they start clapping and cheering, and they're like, we will win. We're going to destroy those motherfuckers with our shit. This is, it's the exact same shit.

I don't want products to be associated with politics. If you have a good product, sell me a good product. I don't drink soda because I think i'm gonna win an imaginary war in favor of or against any particular political cause i just want a soda that tastes good i would drink like a no like a no brand soda no fat chick soda that's there that's a little different sign me up that's fun that's funny i was just looking for me there's a bunch of. Sign me up. That's fun. That's funny. I was just looking through. Not for me. There's a bunch of these fucking, have you ever heard of Patriot Mobile? Even your mobile phone service, Patriot Mobile is America's only Christian conservative wireless service provider.

You can talk directly to God. Yeah. I think there's one of the guys and it turned out their cell phones were all sold from China and had a bunch of spyware on them. Yeah. Just sell me things. Tell me how good the... I don't want to know that my phone is helping Jesus.

I want to know how much coverage I get, how much it costs. Yeah. And I just want consumers to also care about that, but they don't. They don't care about that, though. Well, but look, if you're buying... If you're going to buy coffee anyway,

you might as well buy it from your political side. Or just buy Folgers, which probably doesn't... Do they do a bunch of gay shit? Everybody should stop doing it. Well, it's probably all white labeled by one company. Stop picking a side. Don't say from your side. There is no sides in this.

Okay? If there was an end to Federal Reserve toothpaste, I would buy it. That's the problem. You're the problem. Why is it the problem though? I got to buy some kind of toothpaste. I know you got to buy some, but both sides should just stop.

Just sell toothpaste. And you as the consumer should reject anybody who tries to pander to your bullshit. It's great when we call out fucking Chipotle and we go,

listen, stop with the homosexual burrito fun time month. Just sell me a burrito, okay? Knock it off. And we should do the same to both sides. To go, just make your thing, sell it based on its merits.

I hate marketing in general. Yeah, but... Oh, God. This is taking me back. Yeah, but that doesn't make me look good in front of my friends. Like, if my friends come over and they see that I have in the Federal Reserve toothpaste, they're going to be like, damn, that's hot. What are you? Where'd you even get this toothpaste? Black Rifle Coffee.

Do you use Truth Social and Gab? Nice sign up for Truth. The anti-woke social media networks. Gab's a little too... That guy will not shut up about the Jews. I still get Gab emails for some reason. He goes, I think the Jews stuff is funny. I don't think the Christ stuff is funny.

Like, I get it. I get why the Jews killed Jesus. If Jesus was as like these guys are about Jesus, I get it. I'm like, I would have killed that guy, too. I'm worried that the audience is going to vote this problem down, which would destroy my life because... Now they're definitely going to do it.

That's the thing is like, I implore you to understand, you know, woke marketing is the stupidest, most pandering moronic bullshit. But then a guy shows up and he goes, I'm going to sell you a fucking, uh,

oil canister that knows how to fucking fuck its wife and doesn't touch gay people and whatever. And you're like, yeah, yeah, let's do it. I'm on top of it. Let's do it. I'm gonna sell you fucking... This is my no gay soap. If you try to put it on your asshole, it'll jump right... You can't even do it. This is my kill all the

trans popcorn. You can't even beat off with this soap. If you hate trans people, you're gonna love this popcorn. You can't say that word. Well, it's a caricature of a gentleman. Oh, yeah. Okay. Papa John. Papa John. Exactly.

There probably are. Yeah, what pizza can I get? If Papa John started a new fucking pizza place that was called- Own the Libs Pizza? No, yeah. Own the Libs No Blacks Pizza. A bunch of people would go- Not no blacks.

Well, whatever. Yeah, sure. Own the Libs Pizza. Not like, you know know the ones that are right wing if it was no groomers pizza just kidding no groomers allowed yeah no groomers pizza pie what about a dog grooming no groomers dog grooming groomers dog grooming but probably do pretty well and that's the problem you understand that it's just a marketing trick yeah but they like it they like it but they shouldn't like it it's the a marketing trick. Yeah, but they like it. They like it. But they shouldn't like it.

It's the same as going, oh my God, I can't believe that McDonald's made me a K-Hail burger. Oh my God. Burger King has a new LGBT chicken patty. What do you buy? I buy Diet Coke.

I don't know. They don't advertise anything. You don't buy anything? Some company was like, oh, we give a lot of money to like getting Q-tips for cats. That's our charity. That's why I buy Q Some company was like Oh we give a lot of money To like Share Like getting Q-tips for cats That's our Cherry

That's why I buy Q-tips Because they're very pro Molesting cats What if it was like that though Yes you're forced to buy Products in society And you're not always Going to agree

I don't buy Ben and Jerry's though I never buy Ben and Jerry's Why Because their marketing Is so fucking odious to me But I go I can just buy ice cream that isn't constantly pandering to

like, we're donating 10% to LGBT albino teens. I'm like, you know what? It's good ice cream now. We're not going to sell in Jerusalem anymore because we support Palestine. I'm like, I have no time for this. I don't care if the ice cream's good. I mean, all ice cream's good.

Yeah, but now you're falling for the anti-woke marketing. You're right. I am kind of woke. You're not buying it because of the advertising. No, no, I would be falling for it if another ice cream company came out and they said, we're called Destroy Palestine Ice Cream. Yeah, that's cool. And for every pint you buy, we're going to fund a missile for the Iron

Dome. I would buy that. You would buy that, and that's a problem. It needs a good name though yeah rocky roads in palestine palestinian crunch march madness because my children were killed by the idf i just i i see people and they just buy into these marketing campaigns. They become like fervent mint chocolate massage. If you're one of these guys who complains about consumers consuming, but all a guy, all a guy has to do is tell you we're going to own the fucking libs and you

immediately start buying their razors and comic books and coffee. Then you are the ultra consumer. You are the thing that you claim to hate. Yeah. Just identify products that are quality and buy them based on their quality. But how could you have like a quality toothpaste? It's like just toothpaste. Exactly.

Just coffee. So just buy, same with Ben and Jerry's. I just like ice cream. I don't have to buy Ben and Jerry's ice cream. And you know what? If Ben and Jerry's had the tastiest ice cream, I would buy it and ignore the politics and just be like, they can do whatever they want to do.

Sorry. I don't know. Anti-woke marketing. Anti-woke marketing. Okay. It's the same problem. I'm glad that you finally found a way to defend you. It should theoretically be problem number two,

based on how much the audience hates woke marketing. It should be. It's equally bad. It's less prevalent but it's going to keep growing unless we reject it now and say listen because you know what? It's fun. It used to be like a couple companies

would do like pride month shit and we didn't say this is stupid. Stop quick enough. So they kept doing it. Some people did. Not enough. Everybody needs to reject this early on. Or literally 10 years from now, it's just going to be like, get your no F slurs coffee

here. And then across the street is going to be the gay coffee place. And then like, they're just going to be shaking their- Gay Starbucks. Wacking their dick around. And everyone's going gonna be shaking their starbucks yeah gay starbucks shaking their arms across the street i don't know can we just leave tribalism out of bullshit like razor blades why it's fun no it isn't it is fun that's what woke that's why woke marketing sucks it's dragging tribalism into commodities and it needs to stop. Why? Because it sucks because it's annoying. Because you think the politics is like actually important.

Like you think like actually gay rights are important beyond their marketing. I think gay rights are important and should not be co-opted to sell bullshit. Oh. I got bad news for you. I know. They all do it. But we want them to stop and they might stop if we keep making fun of them. Who's we? Everybody.

The gay people don't want This shit to stop They're selling fucking I think Trixie the Golden Witch Was trying to tell me Like I'm all excited When there's like Trans Kit Kats and shit And I was like

Fucking why What does that do for you It's cool It's just something On the Kit Kat I don't get it It's 50 What is the problem

It's 50 What is it Extra costing you It's not So is Wolf Burger good Do you like that too I liked those burgers The gay Burger King burgers Which was two butts and then the

two tops. That's funny. That was funny. I hate all of it. I reject all of it. I hate it. Sometimes the complaining about it is more annoying. When people are like, well, in Saudi Arabia, they're not like, yeah, yeah, because Saudi

Arabia was like, kills gay people. It's only exhausting because we have to keep, because we've been saying it for years and they keep doing it but it's still a valid critique to be like yeah you care about gay people but then you know yeah saudi arabia uh microsoft doesn't change to their pride flag whatever because they only care about gay people as a marketing tactic i want kill the blank soda in the same way that do you really think the guy selling razors is like, this is going to destroy wokeism? Or is he thinking,

I'm going to sell a shit ton of razors to dumb fuck morons who think this is a valuable volley in the culture war? I think that you can... I think it's a grift. I think that you can make it like, cool, you can make it like cool. You can push your agenda by making it cool to be a part of it.

You know, like, look at all this fucking comics that we're doing. If you're a starting in comics, don't you want to play ball and jump on our side and talk about anti-woke shit and be part of it? And then it grows and grows and grows from there artificially, right? Like, I think there's merit to that. Yeah, it's a trick. It's a trick for soft-brained idiots who just want to be a part of a political movement while pretending that, like, their side makes all the quality. Do you think Terror on the Prairie is a great fucking cowboy movie? No, it's a piece of shit.

It's a woman in the lead. It's a lady cowboy movie. I have zero interest in it When I watch Alien That bitch can't even act Xena Oh wait no That's not

That's a different Lady isn't it That's Lucy Lawless Gina Carano played the Star Wars lady Oh god Cara Dune on the Mandalorian Okay here's my problem

Yeah This is This is a documentary by HBO called We Met in Virtual Reality. Okay. It's about people who meet on VR chat. Oh, that's not working. Let's see here. Maybe we could do that one.

Yeah. I don't know. I probably can't even play the sound. No, you probably should. It's a trailer. They're usually good about trailers. What gets him up out of bed in the morning? So this is like living in VR chat filmed entirely in virtual reality.

See that? A sign language. A sign language. Hand rested under elbow. And we're going to go like this. Look at that. Slow. Quick, quick. Slow. hand rested under elbow and we're gonna go like this look at that quick quick slow if i had confidence that i could teach dance as a living in vr i

feto they're like pretending to dance yeah as these retarded looking video game characters it all looks like well are they theoretically dancing because they have the hand things and the headset yeah but look at it how do you control the legs? It's got like a little camera. It's like a joystick or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of. They're learning sign language, Dick. Isn't that useful? No! No! Anytime a woman has ever said

she's learning a language, she's thinking about fucking guys. There's no woman has ever learned a language, including English her first language. This is a strange tangent. Because they love set- they love set- you know what, I think I'm gonna learn... I don't learn French.

Is there more to this trailer or should we swap the camera bank? Here. Totally would do exactly that. With a long distance relationship- It's hard to be in a long distance relationship. Yeah, so we go into our, we go on our computer goggles and we pretend to be fucking pixels from, we pretend to be

fucking 12 polygon pixels. They're all beautiful anime children. They're not. They look like shit. I guarantee that guy's like 250 pounds in real life.

Fucking Virtua Fighter 1. It looks like crap. It looks like fucking crap. Well, it has to look like crap, right? No, it doesn't. They should not, this should not exist. It looks like shit. And look, they're all like, oh yeah, it has to look like crap, right? No, it doesn't! They should not... This should not exist! It looks like shit!

And look, they're all like, oh, yeah, and so... Look at how fucking... Look at how crazy we can really... It's a game changer. We can customize what we look like. You look like shit! Well, it could look like...

You look like shit! You look like shit! Sir, are you saying... You look like crap! There's fucking Kermits going around like... That's good, though. I like that. It looks like shit! It looks like crap! There's fucking Kermits going around like That's good though, I like that It looks like shit! It looks like crap!

Your problem is not virtual reality, it's the specific virtual reality program that everyone's using It all looks like this, it all looks like shit, all of it The metaverse, VR chat looks like, look at this, looks like crap It looks like fucking crap. We are 5,000 miles apart. It's for the bandwidth, you know? But we're going to try our best. What the fuck is this?

It's a guy with a sombrero in his head. A devil sombrero? That's kind of cool. This weird bitch with pixely tits who's probably fatter than a house in real life. Well, yeah, obviously, but her tits are hanging out. That's cool. No, it That's cool. No, it's not cool.

It could just be a porno magazine you're looking at, but instead you're looking at whatever the fuck this is. Yeah, but I can grab her virtual titties and then get banned. No, you can't. You can go like, boop, you can press S and it's like, boop, boop, boop. Then your guy goes like this and then there's fucking 20,000 other guys sitting there going like, oh, wow, what a fucking cool experience we're having in VR. I'm excited for Reality is virtual the poignancy

Real in VR and the VR community. It was vies from Skies of Arcadia Look at this shit. This is exactly I'm'm talking about. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. A guy with a box for a fucking head and no shirt. That guy is just an arcade machine just walking around. A fucking pong arcade machine. This bitch with these little fucking things. Elton John over here. Crap. It's all crap.

You can be whatever you want. It's fun. You can't be anything that you want. Nobody wants to be any of this crap. It all looks like shit. I don't know, man. They're all just gliding around. They're celebrating New Year's Eve in virtual reality. Oh, here we go.

Countdown to the ball. Makes me want to buy one of those headsets. I have one. I don't have this app, though. I downloaded the app. You can use the app Without the headset But it's less Also they apparently

Are banning all mods So all this shit You're seeing Is going away What do you mean Going away Like you can't make They're getting rid of

All the ability to make Like import your own Models and skins And shit So VRChat is Completely shutting down It's like As far as I understand

Shutting down their modding community So all these things you're complaining about Are not going to be So what's it going to be, just garbage? It's just going to be like default avatars Oh great, and they'll love it I think they were worried about, you know, because everybody just makes copyrighted characters So it's literally just like Buzz Lightyear

Hanging out with some intellectual motherfucker Vote it up Vote it up That's property. Vote it up. Vote it up. You've got to vote. That's a good vote it up. At biggestrobloom.show. Hey, vote it up. If you don't vote,

there'll be no show. So vote it up, vote it up, vote it up, vote it up. Let's watch the rest of this shit. Oh, wow, it's a fucking dinosaur Did you see that You can be everyone you always wanted to be A pixely piece of shit with 29 polygons Fucking wiggling around

So if the technology was better That's what you want I mean it would be something Yeah Well I am Confused as to why There's not like a Good VR porn

It seems like obvious That there should be like a big Virtual reality sex chat room thing Oh you wanna see these guys bang? Well I just think the first person to make it Is gonna make a bunch of money Press Q Alright I'm gonna press

Fucking space bar Did you ever play Second life No People just go on there To have crazy weird sex With virtual characters With these stick men

It's like a bunch of Fucking stick men It might as well be stick men It's a little better Than stick men It's not It's not any better Than stick men

After this show We gotta watch a VR chat I'll go on as Mohammed Can I be Yeah well the VR chat Honestly the best part Of the best part of vr chat is honestly that it's fucking funny some of the shit they put together for instance i was telling you last week it looks like crap there's a guy who has a 3d banana costume when he goes around as a talking banana and it's very fascinating but here's the thing

it's actually really really funny oh i believe you and i feel like other talking bananas should take a look at the possibilities of vr chat okay there's not much more of this shit all right and you can in a way start over we can come together and support each other, they're sign languaging to me. I really want them to know that they're loved. Aww. They're friends. I've seen Kevin's IRL body. Sounds funny. It's a bunch of furries

hanging out with a hot dog and a gizmo and a hot dog talking about the last time they seen their body. Don't the furries deserve a safe space stick that's not what that is what is it it's like limbo it's like the first ring of hell i think it could get better i mean what if it gets really good if i died and woke up in that world i would think fuck yeah i'm died and gone to limbo i fucking. Fucking knew it. You just got to hang out with furries and talk about what anime they watched that weekend.

Whatever. Honestly, if the human experience was reduced solely to our intellectual connectivity, that would be, for me, the first layer of hell. I think I'd have a good amount of time. You know, they got a complete... You're proving my point. VRChat, they have a one-to-one replica of a Kmart,

and you can just walk around a virtual Kmart and fuck around, like, drive a little car and... Yeah, it's funny. I see these VRChat videos, and I'm like, shit, I kind of want to make some of this stuff because it's hilarious. Give it a shot. I want to get, like, some comedians,

and we all make weird VRChat, like, avatars, and we just walk around and film it. Okay. Give it a shot. I want to get like some comedians and we all make weird VR chat like avatars and we just walk around and film it. Okay. Can you film it in there? Yeah, yeah. You just like,

if we're all like screenshotting our... I'm going to get shit-faced in VR. Dude, if we just make weird avatars and walk around and like make jokes

it would be fucking hilarious I think. I'm going to make an avatar of you and I'll be Vito. There's a video... I hate this marketing that's going on over here.

I mean, you could make an avatar of me and it would be reallyito. There's a video. I hate this marketing that's going on over here. I mean, you could make an avatar of me and it would be really offensive. And then you could keep, anytime you see a cat girl, you can go, eee! Alright, go ahead.

What's your problem? My problem, Dick, is algorithmic merchandise. Okay. Have you seen this happening? Now, here's my experience with this. I was looking up

the Nintendo game, Scoon. S-Q-O-O-N. Well, that's what I said. I had never heard of it before happening now here's my experience with this i was looking up the nintendo game scoon sq oon well that's what i said i had never heard of it before and i saw a picture of it i'm like what's scoon so i looked it up it's like a little submarine game and uh i was like all right well that's kind of cool and about a week later i started getting these advertisements for t-shirts that say hey i'm a scoon kind of guy don't talk to me before i've had my scoon yeah and i'm like yeah what the fuck is going on here exactly and that what it turns out is that there this is algorithmic merchandise okay where these guys just take keywords or your search history or

whatever plug it into a template and it makes stupid little t-shirts and mugs and bullshit that are based on your personal beliefs. For instance, a t-shirt that says, never underestimate a mother who listens to Iron Maiden and was born in August. Jesus Christ.

And it tricks people into thinking that they've stumbled across it by accident they go oh my god i was iron maiden i was born in august this t-shirt was made just for me it literally was those people don't deserve to have any money yeah they don't understand that it was generated based on their likes or just generated at random yeah now uh there's a guy michael fowler who kind of got a lot of this started where he realized he could just set up a bunch of word banks of like random nouns and verbs and adjectives and populate Amazon's marketplace with literally hundreds of thousands of shirts. The only problem is when you do that, it sometimes gets out of hand. For instance, you've seen the keep calm and carry on slogan from the British.

Yeah, it's been on a lot of t-shirts and stuff. And there's obviously takes on that. Well, here's what his algorithm started coming up with. And people were mad. We have a keep calm and rape a lot. That's okay. Keep calm and knife her. Keep calm and rape them.

Keep calm and hit her. And then people started going to Amazon. And they're like, the point is that there's literally just hundreds of thousands of these shirts randomly been generated they mean nothing they're pointless yeah and they're infiltrating your feed they just look up what you like and they go i don't know he's kind of showing this fucking t-shirt uh so this got them in a little bit of trouble. And then there was also, I have another picture, because it also applies to all kinds of merchandise.

Right there you see these phone cases that just randomly pull pictures off the internet. Here we have adult diaper worn by an old man with a crutch cell phone cover case. That one actually has two reviews for some reason. Toenailutch cell phone cover case. That one actually has two reviews for some reason. Toenail fungus cell phone cover case. That's cool. Why would you not want that? You want that? That randomly? Yeah, the disabled boy in a medical stroller?

Oh, come on. Happy cell phone cover case, Samsung S5. That's hilarious. Randomly generated merchandise byandise By algorithm and AI Uh Thrown up there And uh Why would you not like this?

Because it's ridiculous A biracial You didn't say Three year old Biracial Disabled boy In a medical stroller Cause it's infiltrating

These markets It's like It used to be You know A t-shirt Taking more of some of your money Like you want to create Well

Not just me But like let's say There's merchandise creators Who are creating real You know Products and whatever else And then people are just Buying ones that a Like you want to create. Not just me, but like, let's say there's merchandise creators are creating real, you know, products and whatever else. And then people are just buying ones that a shitty robot came up with. And it's like robots outselling you.

I'm a bisexual disabled veteran who loves playing Mario and leave my whiskey and my, I don't know, Care Bear collection alone. Yeah. I was got like a picture of Yosemite Sam on there for no reason. That's cool. It's not cool. Surrealism is so much better. Yeah.

Than realism, than satire. See, we grew up on satire. Yes. So we're prejudiced toward it. But surrealism is the way to go. You think these t-shirts Are these merchandise Rubbered in surrealism

What could be more surreal Than a robot Creating merch Based on nothing Based on your Toe fungus Surgery You think

An artist And satirist Would ever come up With three year old Biracial disabled boy In a medical Wheelchair You're searching for

Wheelchairs For your disabled son Like oh maybe You want a cell phone case With a picture of a retarded kid in a wheelchair on it. I do, actually. Actually, yeah, that does. Wouldn't you?

Cool. And then you see people, sometimes you see people wearing those t-shirts and you go, oh, you got caught, huh? It's better than that. Like, remember when, okay, so this was horrible. Remember when everyone wanted those gas station shirts with, like, the wolves? Like, the airbrushed wolves? Oh, yeah, the wolf shirts.

And then those were hugely popular, and I was like, eh. I still think that's fun. I think it was a fun little trend. Because you're addicted to... You're addicted to satire. Satire and sarcasm. Yeah. This...

It's cool because it's not cool. It's cool because it's... It doesn't even approach cool. This is cool. It's a random computer created this. It's fucking random and meaningless. It doesn't have to be anything. It's cool because it's it doesn't even approach cool. It's a random computer created this. It's just fucking random and meaningless.

It doesn't have to be anything. It just exists. It doesn't need to explain anything to you. Keep calm and rape her, Dick. That's an exciting t-shirt. That's fun. Yeah, that's funny.

Is that a robot? You wouldn't find that at a gas station, Grandpa. Probably not. I don't want to wear that out in public. You don't have to. Go buy your fucking whatever.

I already told you. Ironic jokes. Every time I wear Mr. Girl's t-shirt that has him pointing a gun at the viewer and it says take off your panties, I get the worst looks. I'm like, why did you put that on the fucking shirt? He goes, yeah, probably. Why did you buy it? Because I wanted to buy Mr. Girl merchandise and I didn't think about it that much.

I think he might take that off on future printings. Regardless. Just send him a case of lollipops you don't need to buy his merch if you want to support him that's true i could just send a cat girl to his cat boy cat girl yeah uh anyway the point is i think people are being tricked into purchasing this lame ai generated merchandise based on their stuff. It's crowding up my ad feed. I mean, it's like you with those ads for, what do you call it? The fucking cell phone games, but they're never the right ones.

Well, if I saw an ad for a Tony Lefunga's phone. You'd think it was funny. And I wanted to buy it. I would get it. Why would you want to buy it? It's a waste of everybody's time. It's like these stupid t-shirts That keep popping up in my feed Because it's funny

You take it out of your thing And chicks will be like What the fuck is that? I keep getting t-shirts That are like I'm a comedian in California Who rapes cats And I'm like

I don't want this On a hoodie Maybe on a mug I would get one But come on With this stuff I'm a comedian in California Who rapes cats

Who rapes cats Does that exist? Who sits alone And plays a Nintendo Switch Oh I'm a comedian in California Who rapes cats Who rapes cats Does that exist? Sits alone And plays a Nintendo Switch Oh Too much You play Steam Deck I got a Steam Deck now

Anyway Wait is that that? No that's a stream deck That's a stream deck What's Steam Deck? Steam Deck's the new Steam handheld So you can put all your Steam games

But play it on like a little Handheld computer Computer Oh But it's got a screen So it looks like a Nintendo Switch Is it heavy a screen so it looks like a nintendo switch is it heavy yes damn it that's kind of the problem yeah but it is cool anyway dick my problem is algorithmic merchandise i think it's uh silly i think it's no shit it's silly but

is this the future of products is that everything like it's not even gonna be you're gonna go to the store products this is the future of art. Do you think, do you think that you need a person to develop like the office or the most deadliest catch or something? You just put up GoPros, a computer splices together an episode. The funniest footage of you guys hanging out in the office. Uh, yeah. Or like a procedurally generated show. Well, I'm worried about that.

Generate influencers Like a computer Very soon A computer will create An influencer Using like an anime Yeah YouTuber thing

And they'll just Say what you want to hear Be all of YouTube Like whatever you want Whatever And you know what that anime Influencer is going to say Subscribe to me

And destroy the LGBTs Yes And The trans community Blah Yeah it's going to be subscribe to me and destroy the LGBTs and the trans community. Yeah, it's going to be anti-woke. And it'll be great. This is all terrifying. I'm terrified of that new tool that makes AI-generated art. Dolly.

All these artists are like, I'm going to be out of a job once this thing knows what it's doing 100%. Yeah, good, good. Fucking get a real job. I'm going to be using it because right now, whenever I make YouTube videos,

I have to Photoshop a stupid thing. I was thinking the other day, I'm like, I spent a lot of time Photoshopping Michael Corleone's head onto a little baby's body. Oh, you just go to Jolly and go. Yeah, I just go, Michael Corleone is a baby. That's a good thing. It'll definitely improve my workflow.

There you go. But will it reduce the quality? Will it be, lack that human touch? You're putting it together. I guess. Somebody had to say, somebody had to make the joke. It's going to be weird. Nah, it's good.

All this. All like thumbnails are going to be like that. Like all sorts of things. Stock images, like right now, people are talking about. Forget thumbnails. You're not going to have to pick what you watch that. Like all sorts of things. Stock images like right now people are talking about. Forget thumbnails. You're not going to have to pick what you watch anymore. The computer will pick it. Did you see what the art thing though?

I think you posted it where it was the art thing was being biased towards showing white people. Opposite. Dolly would insert female. No, they changed it. Oh, oh, oh. It used to be when you ran dolly it would mostly give you like white people back and yeah because it learned from processing data yeah yeah and then they said well now we can't do so now it randomly adds the word black or woman to your query without telling you yeah because if you put in the query man man holding a sign that says, and leave it blank, then

the sign will say woman or black woman or black man, because it has stealthily inserted that phrase into your query without telling you. And it puts it at the end so you finish it off. They should just say, yeah, whatever. We didn't want him complaining about it. Fuck you. It works. You know exactly why we did it. Go didn't want him complaining about it. Fuck you. It works. You know exactly why we did it.

Go fuck yourselves. You do it too. Fuck you. Oh, no, you caught us. Oh, God. Too many white guys. Oh, women don't get any kind of fucking boost at all. Wow.

We fucking making them fucking computer art. We didn't know that. Jesus. I did think it was pretty clever how the guy figured out how to figure out what it's adding to the query. It was funny. Man, a person holding a sign that says, and all the images would come back saying, black woman. He goes, that's funny because I didn't put black woman, which means at some point it was inserted into my query. I don't see a lot of signs that say black woman on there.

I thought that that sign just happens to say that. It's almost as if I had put that in my search, but I didn't. Okay. Algorithmic merchandise. Well, that's my final problem, Dick. And what a great show it's been. You're like stuck in the Stone Age.

You just want like an elf shirt that's as long as it's retarded, as long as a human came up with it. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Like Pizza Time. I love pizza.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like whoa it's so crazy a computer could come up with 10 million of that was a team's mean these turtles but it could just say like fart slammer that's pretty good yeah out of pog see i would rather a guy draw that i want a guy to draw it you know like an artist because i want humans to create things for humans humans created the algorithm the other day i was at a drive-thru though and i was like i kind of wish there was just a restaurant that was run entirely by robots because these people are morons so i think a robot would robots can make your tacos can make my tacos not my art though robots would have given you your free potato soup okay what's your other what's your other one maybe they wouldn't merge what's the algorithmic merchandise and anti-woke marketing

that's gonna get fucking devastated i, and that's the problem. But that should reward you because they should be at opposite ends. If they're at opposite ends, that means this show's audience has lost their minds. I'm trusting the audience to understand that anti-woke marketing

is just as insidious and stupid as woke marketing. Nah, you gotta pull it back it's got to be one it's got there's got to be enough of it to pull it back in your biases abandon your uh desire to dunk on poor old veto and vote with your fucking heart people oh yeah this audience is real susceptible to we're gonna say on your hearts do what do you think this is the sandy hook trial if this problem goes negative no more kids were killed what am i problem to bring them back to life if my problem gets 300 up just kidding if my problem gets 300 up votes my children will crawl out of the grave

anti-woke marketing goes negative no more stingers for the rest of the show there you okay my problems were kangaroo courts joke vote vote how you want people kangaroo courts and uh vr chat vr chat i'm gonna make you watch this vr all those chicks are fat all those chicks are fat i think the vr chat video i want you to watch is called hanging with the boys listen you saw the the succubus thing don't make this a women are fat problem women are fat we know this it has nothing to do with vr but they don't those guys don't they know they know in their heart of hearts they know no it should say right on her head you should have to register your weight with vr chat and it should display it should have a breath meter she's breathing like this this was the last time this bitch went for a run 2003 2003 Oh 200

Dot dot dot Don't even tell me Never happened I think You shouldn't be allowed To just Like a cigarette Can't say

This is healthy for you It says this is Gonna kill you You shouldn't be able To be that A fat woman Going to VR chat I don't see the comparison

Cause it's worse It's worse than You know when you're Smoking a cigarette That it's not healthy for you. But you might get tricked into talking to a fat woman in a congenial manner. Yes. And that's worse. Yes.

You could develop feelings for her and short circuit the fattetry. That would be awful. Short circuit the biological breakwater, whatever they call Fail safes Maybe some fat women are fun to talk to That would be all they are All they are is just fun to talk to If, if, if

Alright I'm gonna get a fat woman AI generated Cell phone case and then I'll Be covering all my bases Oh my god, that would be great You want a fat woman on the back of your cell phone case and then i'll be covering all my bases oh my god that would be great you want a fat woman on the back of your cell phone case yeah i think you should well guys what a great show don't forget to vote it up at biggest problem that show you don't gotta do the stinger every time and uh we got a new biggest problem uh we'll be doing a bonus episode soon

wait a minute where the fuck are all my voicemails That I don't know You're gonna find them That'll be coming of course At patreon.com Slash biggest problem I gotta say guys I know payment processes are a problem But it's real fun at the beginning of the month

To see 200 Patreons Not Not Pay us For the Nah whatever What were you gonna say? Say it

I was gonna say It's just like We go wow We got like you know this many Patreons and then or Patreons at the very first

August 1st it's like you lost 500 people I'm like no what happened yeah and they slowly come back but it makes me feel

because of laziness it makes me feel like I've done something wrong that I've insulted you so make sure to complete you if you love the show we appreciate your support yeah uh i don't know where the fuck my i've got a ton of fucking voicemails yes check your download history see what no i have them in my drop box like always

what the fuck there you go episode episode 51 oh maybe I put them in my show. You might have put them in the Dick Show folder. All right, please stand by. Stand by. What else can you do with your time? Well, don't forget to go to superkiller.org. Sign up for the mailing list for my exciting comic book. Closing in on 1,000 sign-ups. Very excited about that.

Also in the comments, let me know if you would like Biggest Problem Merchandise. There in the comments, let me know if you would like biggest problem merchandise has been an argument with me and Dick. I think you guys would like t-shirts. Dick says t-shirts. Not that print on demand shit though. I think the print on demand stuff. This is a print on demand shirt.

I can tell. You can't tell. It looks fine. I don't think the fans would care either. They should. We're not going to sell them at like a super premium. Yeah, you are because that's- To make any profit on them?

Yeah, because they come out of the gate at like 26 bucks. No, no. So you're like, oh, 28 bucks for this? I think you can sell them for like 25, 30 bucks and make a profit. What if it's like rape? What if we do like a- Biggest problem in the universe is I raped your mom. Like the AI merch. i don't think people would

wear that one it's funny though i think there's a lot of fun uh you know t-shirt ideas yeah yeah beware the niggler that would be a good one i don't think you can wear that one either but it's a good one okay i want one that's like a nazi, but instead of the swastika, it just says World War II. Huh. Maybe there's a way to arrange World War. I haven't messed around with that. How about that head haze thing with you and the cat? That was a good one.

I don't think that would be a good shirt either. What if that could be a poster? You could have Vito. It could be me next to a cat or cat ears or something. I think we could have a fun shirt every month. I think people would be into it. Every month? Yeah.

It could be like a shirt club and then like every month on Patreon. A whole club? Yeah. You would sign up for a certain tier and then every month you get a biggest problem shirt. That'd be fun. How many of these fucking shirts? Or a mug or stickers or whatever. Stickers?

Steven Crowder does that mug thing Doesn't he give everybody a mug Steven Crowder's also gay Okay Well I don't know How that has to do with anything But he's got like millions of Followers

Yeah so he can do it in bulk We only have like a thousand Which is why we just do Print on demand shirts They look good I think they're comfy Maybe some pins We could do pins

Let me know in the comments If you would like merchandise Dick is like very down On the idea of merchandise Yeah cause it's gotta be We gotta do stickers That are me pointing That you can put on the gas tank

On the gas station Vito voted for this This is Vito voted for this Now that Now you're talking Yeah Vito voted for this Vito voted for this

Biggest problem That show stickers Okay Here we go Next time you're at that crosswalk, the person stops to wave you on. You look at them. You stare into their eyes. Watch them stare back at you.

Watch the sweat bead on their forehead. Watch them panic. Yeah. Look into that eye. Look into their eyes. Stare into the abyss. Look at your phone so they move along because you're just dangerous. There's no brain cells in that.

There's no brain cells in that. Yeah, I know. I got it. These people have zero brain cells. Some people were trying to argue with us, though, and saying, well, you have the right of way, so we're just obeying the law. And I'm like, I know. I got it. These people have zero brain cells. Some people were trying to argue with us, though, and saying, well, you have the right of way, so we're just obeying the law. And I'm like, nobody cares. Just go. Just go.

It's faster. Start fucking around. Yeah. How old and white are you guys that you keep calling it scissor? He's talking about the white part, right? It's called scissor. Wait, wait wait i interrupted old and white are you guys that you keep calling it scissor up it's called scissor and no skittles

nor iced tea are part of the ingredients well that was what dick claimed i didn't think that was true right and promethazine There you go Codeine Something like that Okay Something like that Oh I'm sure Fucking Skittles The fuck are you talking about

Thank you The syrup Scissor That was Dick Dick said that You never heard the song Sipping on some scissor I don't listen to hip hop

Fucking three six mafia Sipping on some scissor Scissor They don't fucking say that Put on my stirrups Listening to Sizzurup That's the song See he said

When we said He had iced tea and Skittles You were like Put on your stirrups Drink that Sizzurup Skittles Iced tea You said

Those were the ingredients Like Mr. T For Sizzurup Are you feeling me That's the song Or whatever the fuck Sizzurup And I said are they

And you confidently said Yeah Yeah He's gonna mix it with Robitaille You don't fucking know Yes I do or whatever the fuck. Sazerup. And I said, are they? And you confidently said, yeah. Yeah. He's going to mix it with Robitaille. You don't fucking know. Yes, I do. And you said the Skittles were like for just funsies.

No, you mix a candy with a drink and then you dump in cough syrup. I mean, I think you could do that, but. I know you can do that. It's called fucking cough syrup. It's called fucking S syrup. It's called fucking Sizzurup. Why do you think you got the fucking up in it, you shitwit? Apparently it's called Sizzurup. Wait a minute. No, no, no.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. What was the end of that? Hold on. 36 Mafia? Yeah. Sizzurup? Yeah. Don't fucking say that. What the fuck is wrong with you? Hold on. What are you talking about? Sizzurup? Sizzur. Something like that. What the fuck is wrong with you? Hold on. What are you talking about? Sizzurup? Sizzur.

Something like that. It has to be a hint of that. It's usually Jolly Ranchers, Sprite, and Promethazine. No, it's not fucking Promethazine. It's fucking cough syrup. That's why it's Sizzurup, you dick brain. Yeah, but what's in the cough syrup? Fucking illegal shit.

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Thank you Thank you for that bit Thanks for your call I'm absolutely shocked I agree with Vito on something The McRib does fucking suck Terrible And for anybody who wants to know

What it tastes like Because I've had it once It just tastes like basic pork It Unless you absolutely love the taste of pork Yes everyone loves It tastes like left over Everyone loves the taste of pork

Pour it into a mold it's terrible Okay here's one odd one Hello My name is Whiskers and I am a cat. Hi, Whiskers. And thanks to all the brave cats that have stepped out against, spoken out against Vito and the Meow2 movement, it's time to speak my truth. Meow2 moment!

I get it. I get it. I'm going to go into a dumpster for another meal. When in came the alley, a large man with a short beard and a Pokemon hat then hey kitty kitty catch him all what do you mean for some milk okay what are you ash catch him fan fiction now halfway into it I realize that you than real woozy and starting to black out and not remember things. I know you're thinking, I probably just had too much catnip.

Well, I've had catnip before, and it's never affected me like that. When I came to, there he was. There he was. He was getting over me with a box of Q-tips. He said he was affected by me. He had Q-tips Between his fingers Like Wolverine Three at a time

He wasn't cleaning I raped him I understand the bit I've raped cats And they dropped me off In an animal shelter Yeah that's where you belong You piece of shit

Just like a piece of trash On the lady ass And you know this cat he just looked me with those dead shark eyes and said no no just another stray put her down put her down put her with the rest of the sluts that i locked away before he does this to another cat i'll never stop There is no stopping me Cat rape Cat rape veto Oh yeah wait Don't forget

There you go Alright Here's one Yeah this is a veterinarian And this is how I talk. And I'm calling for Vito. Vito, we've got a bone to pick with you here at the vet's office. No, you don't.

I'm going to say a Q-tip to pick with you. There is absolutely no need for you to do what you did to that poor cat. But I did. We sell cat pheromone collars here at the vet's office. If you had just called any veterinarian's office and asked them what should you do with your cat being in heat, we would be more than happy to sell you a pheromone collar in order to diminish your cat's behavior issues.

But no, you had to take matters into your own hands, or I don't know what you took into your own hands, but whatever it is, you didn't have to do that. Call the vet's office next time. If no longer. You're cool. Vito, go fuck yourself. You just called a vet and got a fuck yourself. Who gives a shit?

You just called a vet and got a fucking collar that would have cured it? I don't believe that's a real vet. He said that's how they talk. I've never heard anything about a collar

with pheromones. Okay, let's look it up. Cat pheromone collar in heat. You gotta put the cats in the heat. Oh, bro. It's overwhelming.

It's a behavior call making whelming. Look at this whelming you look at that would work. That's for that's really cats. I would try it first It's only it's only 17 I don't even think the stores are open at that point I could have spent i could have spent 23.75 instead i used a five cent q-tip for the exact same effect and your soul so i saved 20 stress your cat helps cat feel 68 happy and calm while reducing unwanted behaviors tired of jacking your cat off like a sick freak try this comfort zone two pack calming pheromone college that's what it says i think that i went with the most direct and effective method approved by vets from around the world it is there are

you can do that it is a thing no it's whatever 30 days of calm i don't think oh my god i can't believe a legit vet called i don't think this would work i don't believe it would. Oh my god, I can't believe a legit vet called in. I don't think this would work. I don't believe it. Look! No one has ever brought up the idea. Look at the reviews! 4,000 reviews! Okay, but does it say anything about them being in heat? Or does it say like they-

My rescue kitten had severe- No, no, no. Okay, wait. Let me look up. Hold on. Shit, I knew I shouldn't click that. Using outside the litter box. Cat on cat aggression.

Does this work on cats in heat? No, this product is not designed to help cats in heat. The very first answer. I win. Fuck you. The very first answer. Will this help a cat in heat? No.

This is not designed to help cats in heat. Yeah, but you don't know where that answer comes from. Fuck you. A collar does not deal with a cat's instinctual desire to get railed, okay? It's a fun... All they want to do, they're sluts

and they want to get fucked. Oh, no. And a little caller is not going to stop that. All right? Idiots. Just get a little... You could have called

the vet's office. It would have been ineffectual and useless. Moron. Okay, maybe... You could have called the vet's office. It would have been ineffectual and useless. Moron. Okay, maybe. What about guy who supports veto? That would be nice for once.

Okay. I'm going to start trick naming them. Yeah, you better. Because I see ones that are friendly towards me. Hi, what's up? I just wanted to call in in support of Vito. Thank you. And the whole cat situation. Thank you.

I mean, I am a cat owner myself, and I love my cat. Okay. I mean, I really love my cat. Okay. You know what I mean? No, no. I do. Sometimes I'll touch her just a little bit, and sometimes I'll touch her all night.

I don't feel like this is supportive of me. I don't listen to the whole one. And she just means the world to me. I mean, I'm a responsible pet owner. Okay. Just like Vito. Hmm. Just like Vito.

Just because I'm her dirty daddy and she's my little... Oh, my God. All right. All right. Cut it. Cut it. I don't understand the prejudice. alright Cut it Cut it God damn it Talking about prejudice

I did what needed to be done I am a man of action You wish You all wish You had my My My ability To do the dirty things

That need to be done. Okay. That's probably enough. What a show. Once again, don't forget to vote at biggestproblem.show. We got to do a bonus episode next week. I know. Next week we'll do a bonus episode.

Okay. Would have done it this week, but I'm a little... Tired. Yeah. Tired of riding. It's a little tired. Yeah. Tired of writing? It's a heat wave. I've been writing. Yeah.

I'm waiting on feedback from some people on the latest draft of the Super Killer script. Okay, get your Super Chats in now because we're about to start reading them. Jared Schiff for two sends us a picture of a tiny little bird wearing a French beret. Super sticker. Super sticker. Super sticker. Cara Froman. We love Cara. For four, it looks like a corgi eating a sandwich.

How come I can't zoom in more? I don't know. Oh, shit. I fucked it all up. They make the stickers. We'll just go back to where the sticker was. You actually might need to zoom out. What a show guys

super stickers they should tell you what they are alright there we go I'm trying to do a hold on let me see this Kara Froman what's going on here oh okay

Kara's a big fan of the show oh really I think she supports my Patreon as well oh I see she's a big fan okay Buck Pravin with 50 euros which normally

would be hard to calculate but i now know are worth less than american dollars so it should have been 52 it would have uh regardless uh hi dick and veto i have no problems right now but here is some cash what's funny is i have an artist friend and a couple months ago i was like hey would you do this job for 100 bucks he goes i do it for 100 euros i'm like oh you motherfucker because at that point the exchange rate was in his favor yeah and now i'm like all right you ready for that 100 euro deal and he's like you cocksucker god damn it because normally he was gonna he was gonna make another 25 30 bucks euros tanking time to invest in american dollars surprise i didn't get a stock tip veto there pale pen 15 for 199 says i hate the antichrist wow okay jared schiff that's what

he would want yeah he wants he's like bizarro zuberman that's basically what the antichrist is jared schiffer 5 says there's no audio for Vito. That's a lie. Thaddeus the Great for 10. Vito, I'm a little late, but you are for sure at least partially culpable in the YouTube HQ shooting. No chance in hell you didn't either put the idea in her head or at least embolden her to do it. I can't believe that you knew that, girl.

I'm not sure if that's a joke or not. Just kidding. Yeah, just kidding as all law newsmen should do outlaw if i was a sandy hook parent and my kid got shot i would i would play into it a little bit like just like well at least we're having fun with it yeah i don't have a lot i don't have anything to live for anymore or i would claim that the government had paid me. And then get Alex Jones and everybody to bring it on. Alex Jones is on to it. Yeah.

He's on to us. I'm speaking out. I'm speaking out. And then you could be a. The government paid me. You could be a conspiracy theorist. And you go charge for appearances. You go for $5,000.

I'll come on and I'll say it was all a hoax. Just make some, you know. When life gives you lemons. The thing is though, you can just sue them and get like, what? A million bucks? So that's quicker. The thing is, though, you can just sue them and get like, what, a million bucks? So that's quicker. Yeah. But then everyone hates you.

I don't hate the Sandy Hook parents. What are you talking about? I do. Well, they didn't sue the school system. Didn't sue the cops. I'm sure they did. They just sued Alex Jones for making fun of it. They sued a variety of places.

I think everybody got sued. Outlawed thoughtss for two says, Hashtag Cat Limes Matter. Pale Pen for two says, Tell Justin that the screen is blurry. I don't see any blur. I think it's a troll. I think so.

Rare State Cubes for five. The ASPCA is boycotting Vito the Q-Tipper. Better watch out, Vito. How the fuck those guys. They're always coming downito the Q-Tipper. Better watch out, Vito. How the fuck those guys? They're always coming down on us Q-Tip enthusiasts. Jim Satala for a big $9.99 says, Really love the show and the dick show, even though Vito's takes on stuff smell like farts after eating.

I see what you're doing. You want to read that part, Dick? Two beef airline sandwiches and Trayvon's tea You play stupid games Win stupid prizes Airline sandwiches Very close Two beef airline sandwiches

Very close Petty for 20 US dollars The January 6th commission If I wanted to see a donkey show I'd just go to Mexico Yeah Well there you go General General Zeptic for 4.99 sandy hook can you not put sandy hook as a thing and you had to use little probably fucking not yeah you probably can't

because they'll cry the parents will come and cry all day and night he spelled it with cats and creative we're the only ones who had kids that ever died. My heart goes out to the Sandy Hook parents. Holy Lord, will you stop mocking them? Because you got no real problems. Sandy Hook jokes are like the kids.

They never get old. Oh my God. Good show, boys. Another shout out to my girlfriend, Amy, who is in fact a woman. Beautiful. Prove it.

Jim Satala for $4.99. Be careful, Dick. If you say nice things about Eric's Jones, it'll report this video to YouTube, in fact a woman. Beautiful. Prove it. Jim Satala for $4.99. Be careful, Dick. If you say nice things about Eric Jones, it'll report this video to YouTube so Mama can, Susan can demonetize you

and strike your channel. I have never reported a video to YouTube. All right. I made a tweet. It's different. Fat X the Great for five. Excited for a new NFL season.

I already know this is a trick. Big fan of Place kickers Since I played A little in school My favorite kicker Would have to be

Someone named Fair Balm On the Texans Fair Barn Fair Barn If the If the The comment has

Nothing to do With anything It's just a random tangent You gotta ask You're gonna run You have to ask the host's opinion. That's the secret to getting something. Because usually it'll get us all excited. Like we're going to, oh, it's going to be a little conversation.

Yeah. This is a complete tangent about playing. I played Nier Automata and there's a character named 2B. And yeah, I know. I went to the fair yesterday and at the fair I saw, okay. Captain Boomies. I love Captain Boomies. She came out to Road Rage.

Yeah. Yeah. I remember. You know her? 1999. Please get rid of the disgusting cat hair on the bill if you just had it. All right, look. I don't always remember.

I saw it there the whole show. Why didn't you tell me? It's funnier. Oh, whatever. I have a lot of cats, all right? And sometimes I forget. Still there. Still there. Okay. I have a lot of cats alright and sometimes I forget still there sometimes

still there okay sometimes I forget to use a lint roller it was just like one going like I know

I had a big one on my shirt last episode and I felt stupid you can tell me if there's a giant cat in there on my shirt no there won't

CG for five only Vito could make an unironic case for comedy with trigger warnings and explicit content labels. A fatter Chipper Gore. I just think you'll be legally protected.

Why not? What's the difference, though? Like a news. Who cares? I think we've already legislated this issue. Fadix the Great for five. My name is Vito Gisualdi, and I genuinely believe the Sandy Hook shit. You have to read it in a voice. It's clearly meant to be read in a dumb voice. My name is Vito Gisualdi, and I genuinely believe the Sandy Hook shoot. You have to read it in a voice.

It's clearly meant to be read in a dumb voice. My name is Vito Gisualdi, and I genuinely believe the Sandy Hook shooting was staged by elites to garner support for gun control. Oh, he's trying to take me out of context. You're going to clip that, you motherfucker. They do do that, though. The government does fake stuff. Oh, my God. They do. I know. Not everything. Not school shooting. you motherfucker they do do that though the government does fake stuff oh my god they do

I know not everything not school shootings how would you know Peter R for 20 hey dick did you know Destiny plays piano too

did you guys jam when he was at your studio he's such an enigma one minute he has a based Rittenhouse opinion. The next minute, he's swapping spit

in an estrogen shower with Vito. No, I didn't play Piano with Destiny. I think we should have a dueling pianos show. I would love to have Destiny be on this show.

He probably would. Spider Eternal for two. Vito is just jealous of Alex Jones being a virtuoso. Yes, that's what it is Peter R for five people call

playing the piano tickling the keys Dick can you confirm you and Disney tickled the keys together late into the night yeah yeah we did a lot of key tickling

we tickled each other's keys for ten dollars and one cent Vito how far is that thank you Q-tip looking head of yours we gotta drive it up

yeah now that we've gotten from 99 up now we gotta've got to keep pushing. It has to be one. Whoever has the biggest super chat at the end of the night should win a prize. Ooh. And then everybody can keep trying to outbid, outbid, outbid. Oh, yeah.

Vito, how far is that Q-tip looking head of yours up your own cat's backside that you can't see the biased judge in the Alex Jones case has an agenda that simply refuses to be fair to. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I suck.

See, that was a good one. That was a good one. I saw that coming from a fucking mile away. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. I fell for it. I fell did oh oh I fell for it refuses to I fell for it

I fell for it I fell for it I'm a retard stop saying I fell for it I'm a retard I fell for it I'm a retard

I fell for it I'm a retard I should have a soundboard vote it up oh my god you gotta vote god damn it I think it's problem

got you vote it up everybody vote it up you gotta vote Oh my god! God damn it! Load it up, everybody. You son of a bitch. Piece of shit. That raped Vito. He hit Vito. It's always the hot ass bitch. Fucking asshole.

All right. I'm going to kill myself. Seth B for five. Vito, you've done well. Say this fast or else you love... What if Alex Jones had said that in court? If he just looked at the judge and said, you know what? I'm going to kill myself.

Probably would have done well for himself. Yeah, probably. They would have felt bad for him. Like, oh man, that sucks. Vito, you've done well. Say this fast or else you love Mrs. Babbitt. To be hair be true dare

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I think you nailed it I don't think any of those were in there well because I was trying to like track it as I went along I was treating yeah you were cheating I was cheating a little bit

CG for 10 I want to agree with Vito but it was liberals that opened the woke marketing Pandora's box. If Gillette wants to run Boys Will Be Boys ads, bring on the end of the Fed toothpaste. No, it's always this tit for tat. Well, they did it first, so now we should be against all of it. That's my argument. I think it's equally stupid and manipulative.

Okay, that, yes, but I don't think it is tit for tat. I think it's built into marketing. Like the first ad, the biggest advertisers are always going to be political campaigns. So the beginning of America is just built on, like, it doesn't, it's not woke marketing. It appears out of nowhere. It's like it flows down from. But why would woke marketing be a problem and anti-woke marketing is cool and based?

Uh, because people who donate... Because it owns the fucking libs. Just say it. That's what you want. Because it's funny. Because it triggers the libs. Yeah, it's funny. That's why it's funny. It's not funny. But the LGBT stuff triggers the right wing and they go, I can't believe

there's all this gay shit everywhere Why isn't it funny Because you can't They're grooming our kids with the fucking Snickers You can't make fun of anything Like a Skittles where all the colors are gone And it's all white Like that's a serious

They fucked up And it's funny The right wing stuff to own the libs Is also funny because The right wing stuff to own the libs Is also funny because The right wing is deconstructionist For a lot of things and the left wing Has to maintain Is Gab funny? Is Gab hilarious?

No, no, no Gab's not Well that's part of the problem Is that this shit, it's not funny, it's stupid Yeah Eric Well I got you thinking It's not funny, it's... Well... I got you thinking. It's not funny. It's just lame.

It's fucking stupid. Just make a good product. You're right. It's not funny. Stop dragging your stupid politics and everything. I can't think of one that's funny. Thank you. Because it's stupid.

As soon as it becomes marketing, it's not funny anymore. Or our razors identify as the most badass razors. That's stupid. it's fucking stupid if there was like if there was like uh an ad for like a whiskey yeah an anti-woke marketing and it was like guys pulling up and they're like ah shit it's ladies night we can't get in they're like dude why don't we just chop our dicks off and they all take out and the next scene they're all, and their pants are all, like, bloody. Okay, that's different.

And then the woman walks up, and she's like, oh, I'm a lesbian. What do you guys do? And they go, we're all teachers at elementary schools. I was like, maker's mark. That would be funny. Funny marketing is different than woke marketing. But the woke marketing, it's all grandstanding bullshit. Janine Cat for 10. This is stupid what do

they call irl gab meetups you know like vidcon mind meat or dick what's the next one youtube fair youtube e yeah yeah the discord daddy i think the problem with anti-woke marketing is a crisis of belonging well that's actually a poignant point there arthur tomlinson for five veto of anti-woke marketing is a crisis of belonging. Well, that's actually a poignant point there. Arthur Tomlinson for five. Veto of anti-woke marketing is just as bad. How come Dick can't open a bank account? How come Dick can't open a bank account? That has nothing to do with marketing. How come Dick can't open a bank account? It has nothing to do with marketing at all. General Zeptik, $199. Marketing hit its peak with Billy Mays and ShamWow, and that was all great, and it didn't tell me if you buy a ShamWow, you know, we're going to kill Hillary Clinton and put her in jail, okay? It wass and ShamWow. And that was all great. And it didn't tell me if you buy a ShamWow, you know, Hillary, we're going to kill Hillary

Clinton and put her in jail. Okay. It was just a ShamWow. It was a good product. Yeah, it would be cool. No, it wouldn't be. Shut up. Hi, I'm Billy Mays here.

Let's kill Hillary Clinton and put her in jail. Let's do so with these super shammies. If we put Hillary, I could strangle Hillary Clinton with this super shammy. Check this out. Bop, bop, bop. There she goesop There she goes There she goes She's bluing out folks

She's bluing out And if you act now I'll throw in a second super shammy I'm gonna encase Nancy Pelosi In flex tape Flex tape is gonna strangle that bitch See it's funny They aren't doing that

Funny marketing is not the problem They aren't being funny You're right Disney fired Gina Carano And we put that dumb Bitch who can't act In a shitty cowboy movie marketing is not the problem they aren't being funny you're right disney fired dina carano and we put that dumb bitch who can't act in a shitty cowboy movie support it to destroy the woke elites stupid jule baron julius von bronk for five i have full access to dolly it's lame as balls i tried making a pic drawing of a ugandan warlord id amen. Amin as an anime cat girl, and they restricted it. Well, the good one is not.

That sucks. But Dolly's not the good one. There's another one that I think is. Oh, there's a secret AI? Oh, maybe I'm crazy. Rich F for five. Google Ralph Pouton. It's a fat green troll in Second Life that looks like Vito.

He breaks into people's houses and starts banging. See, that's funny that's funny there's some good uh vr chat videos coke take for five love the show when are we getting a biggest problem live or road rage phoenix i know it's a bit of a drive but cheaper than la i don't know we've talked about doing a live show we'll continue talking about it someone find us a venue if you know a venue in the los angeles area that will host us and not charge us a lot of money. I have a credit for Peerspace. We just need a format.

I think we got, I got some ideas. Kara Froman for 10. Great stream, guys. We love you, Kara. Fadix the Great for 2. What's that scratch veto? Cats started resisting. Do I have a scratch on me?

Don't look. It looks guilty. I normally have cats. You look. I love my cats. I don't have any cat scratches on me. Ride Dog for 5. A shirt a I normally have cats. You look. I love my cats. I don't have any cats scratches on me. Ride dog for five. A shirt a month is too much.

I don't need that many shirts. Well, maybe I could alternate. I don't need that many shirts. All right, that joke Why would you have a shirt a month? Some places do a shirt a month. It's fun. For women?

Okay, how about alternating months? Like you get a shirt one month and then the next month you get like a I don't know. A mug or a sticker. How many mugs do you need but you could make like a fun about a pair of boots what if it was a fun product every month

you know if it's like hangman like first month you get a shoe second month you get another shoe then you get a pair of shorts okay but we get instead of doing a shirt club we could we should at least sell t-shirts or something or mugs and uh. You have merchandise. Literally, your whole table is dick show merchandise, so you're happy monetizing that. I'm telling you, it's not that much. Ito wants to make a little Skrilla. It's like, well, I don't know.

I don't know. That might mean less people buy dick show merch because they're buying Biggest Problem merch instead. What do you want? A shirt that says I'm the biggest problem that you have? I just want to make some shirts. I'm going to make some shirts. Alright. Fine. We'll try it. We'll try it. Jim Satala

for $4.99. Vito, you should call your comic Stupid Killer and it would just be you self-deleting. That would sell. I would buy each one that has a different ending. Thank you, Jim, you cock sucker and you kill yourself

in every comic yeah that would be good what you keep waking up whoa shit I'm still here what's Eric July doing I think I could have fun with that

wet bandit for 10 funny to see YouTubers rage when YouTube claims their videos even though they put a disclaimer lol YouTube doesn't care whether or not

you consider it you consider it You consider it. to be what, dick? Fair use. Fair use. They are still going to strike it. Thank you, Wet Bandit.

Good try. Good try. I figured out why some of them are $4.99. Pete Oxenham will get you every time. I figured out why some of them are $4.99

and some of them are $5. Why? I think if you're on an iPhone, it always defaults to.99 payments. And if you're on an iPhone, it always defaults to.99 payments. And if you're on Android, it rounds it up. We've got a couple more past web bandit. Jared Schiff for two.

Keep calm and Q-tip your cats. Sora Lute for $2.03. Congratulations on 250,000 subscribers. Veto. Hashtag Veto Nation. Good job. I'm almost going to beat Maddox pretty soon. Oh, really?

I don't know if you've heard of that guy. Really? Yeah, he has... Go check how many subscribers he has. Maddox AOM YouTube, I think. Is that what his one was? I think it is. Oh, my God.

That would be so funny. I suspect it's because... Shut up. Let's see. Maddox has, does he have exactly 250 as well? What? I think right now I've slid backwards to 249. I have like 249.99. Oh, we gotta get, we gotta get, keep Vito above Maddox.

Keep Vito above Maddox at all costs. Fire up your burner accounts. Fucking subscribe to Vito. I just need a thousand more subscribers. Subscribe to youtube.com slash C to Vito Subscribe to YouTube.com Slash C Slash Vito Slash Vito Unsubscribe to Maddox

Unsubscribe to Maddox Right away I also think that Our biggest problem YouTube Has more subscribers Than the Madcast Podcasting network

YouTube Oh yeah That one That thing was dog shit I don't know how he had No subscribers For the amount of time And podcasts Because his content sucks Yeah it was really He had like a bunch of Shitty LA comedians Yeah, that thing was dog shit. I don't know how he had no subscribers for the amount of time and podcasts he was doing.

Because his content sucks. Yeah, it was really... He had like a bunch of shitty L.A. comedians. I tried listening to Best to Beat Bait, and I'm like, these guys have like no chemistry or comedic timing at all. It's weird. No. It's weird to hear a bunch of guys having a conversation.

I'm like, none of these guys are funny. They're not listening to each other. They're not being honest about anything. Me and you have like good timing And like fun back and forths And it was just like guys talking over each other And I'm like wow this is obnoxious as fuck Is Leo where we're at?

Leo Lombazardo for two James was right Oh I know I know That was a cringe of the week John for five Congrats on making cringe of the week on WATP So that's where it was with the q-tip incident why is carl coming at car biggest problem carl's coming at i know and you know i got

cringe of the week i tell you i got banned from the watb discord why because the people some some mod in the discord was likeito's a fucking loser And banned me And I asked Carl I'm like hey Carl I got banned from your discord And instead of just Putting me back on the discord He went into the discord

And he was like Hey guys Should I let Vito come back Like a little bitch Because he didn't want to Upset the mod He didn't want to upset the mod He didn't want to upset the mod

Oh I was like Carl You're in charge of the show I'm banned That's my cringe of the week Yeah that's my cringe of the week Podcast host It's your

Cow-towing To your fucking Bad Janny Voted up Uh Dude It's your show You determine who's banned

From the discord Yeah but he does a lot of work For free He does a lot of work I don't know You know he really doesn't like Vito Your cringe of the week Carl Just unban me

From your fucking discord Cringe of the week, Carl. Just unban me from your fucking Discord. Cringe of the week. Fucking Brian Clark for $9.99. Why the fuck don't I get to choose an exact price? I don't know. Anyway, great show, boys. It's very confusing how it works. Freddy F for five.

What does Maddox do for a living now? Welfare. There's no possible way he has a job. Jared Schiff for two. Road Rage Globe. Globeelfare. There's no possible way he has a job. Jared Schiffer, too. Road Rage Globe. Globe, Arizona? Oh, no. I've been there enough

in this lifetime. Is that actually a good place or not a good place? That's where my family's from. Let's see. And Jim Satala for $4.99. I wasn't being mean. Vito would be like Groundhog Day.

That movie was awesome. Oh, a comic book where I kill myself every week. No, I like you. Yeah, but you can't. Why don't you just fucking kill yourself? But you can't die. What a show, guys.

What a show. Don't forget to vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show. Real quick, sure. Supporters are best supporters. We have a little graphic. I need to update it for this month. But we love all our dickheads and veto files over at biggestproblem. Patreon. Patreon.com slash biggest problem

Yeah, what's it at? Well, it was at over $1,200 But like I said, at the beginning of every month People's payments don't go through So I think we're actually below $1,200 now Oh, $1,194 $1,194 and we're up to like $1,250 We gotta build

We gotta boost these numbers You gotta go Hit up Big streamers Yes Say that we're talking about them Whatever We gotta be

We gotta be WATP There's two of us We could be Carl He's one guy What's Carl at? I know Carl's making 8k a month WATP Patreon

I know he's making 8 K so he must have Like 2,000 guys On there Who are these Podcasts Is that what it is You know you can just

Google W Oh yeah you found it W A T P 2,000 patrons 9 grand What the fuck He's kicking our ass Oh okay

I don't want to look at that This show's been around Longer We got time to catch up Hit up Go on big streamers Tell him to unban me From the discord

No What the fuck is he Cow-towing to a fucking Discord moderator Like a little bitch Yeah And have me on the show I was supposed to come on

I'll still come on But what do you Even if you agree To come on the show There's no telling When you'll If you'll go I will make Time This was a if you agree to come on the show, there's no telling when you'll, if you'll go,

I will make time. This was a one time thing that I missed the show. I will make all the time in the world. I still like WATP, but apparently he's big friends with Chrissy Mayer and this, what a Joe Pellegrino, whatever that fucking guy's name is. Who's Joe Pellegrino? Whatever Booker guy is.

Frank Pellegrino. Frank Pellegrino. Apparently they're like best friends. So maybe. That Frank guy's name is Who's Joe Pellegrino Whatever Booker guy is Frank Pellegrino Frank Pellegrino Apparently they're like Best friends So maybe That Frank guy It's a wet blanket Yeah he's

Well whatever We'll talk about it later Let's talk about it In VR chat No I mean He's She's getting roasted By Pat Dixon

And Frank comes in Like nipping And just makes her He makes her look bad Like Have you watched The compilation videos Of all the times Chrissy denies stealing Christmas presents after? I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, you don't know about Chrissy Maris stealing people's Christmas presents. She went to a holiday party, whatever Anthony Cumia's network is. Yeah. It was like a party at a restaurant and someone left like a bag with their Christmas presents for like their kids. Okay. And jokingly not jokingly though she's on the show she's like so i just took them and they're like wait why and she's like because there was like

some good stuff in there like expensive stuff and now like anytime she's been on like ralph retort or like anyone's show all the super chats are like talk about that time you stole christmas presents and she goes yeah i don't know that she goes, yeah, I don't know. That's just like a troll. I don't know what they're talking about. But she clearly admitted to going to a holiday party and stealing presents from another guest or like a family who was in the restaurant. It's like, that's funny.

Why wouldn't you just go to the front and go, Hey, I found Christmas presents and give it to the lost and found. That's not funny. That's fucked up. Whatever. Fuck. Fuck. If I found a bunch of Christmas presents, it could have been like you know, some guys. You jacked off a cat! He saved up for his kids to buy him whatever the fuck. Fuck him.

Anyway, there's an entire compilation of Chrissy Mayer admitting to being a horrible thief. It's just that guy Frank. I stole a TV, but that was from work. That doesn't count. Inserting himself. I'm stealing from people. Into arguments that like, Chrissy's a, she should be, people should be building her up. I guess. Why?

Who's he? So who's arguing with her? Well, Frank is like her husband. He keeps getting in on her behalf? Yeah. Yeah. It's like you're kind of speaking on her behalf because nobody knows you. They know her.

Yeah. Like why did he fight with me on Twitter in the first place? Because I had no idea who the They know her. Yeah, like, why did he fight with me on Twitter in the first place? Because I had no idea who the fuck he was. Yeah. I literally, I tweeted at a completely different guy

who was hosting, like, a con, you know how they have those Twitter spaces? Mm-hmm. And he's like, hey, we're doing a Twitter space with, like,

all these comedians or whatever to talk about how important comedy is. And it was all, like, right-wing guys. It was, like, Josh Denny, Chrissy Mayer.

Yeah. And I was like, well, why not have me? I've done more for comedy than anyone else. It's like a joke But I posted a picture Of the Dave Chappelle thing

Sure And then Frank comes in And he's like You're not a real Comedian But he's doing it on her behalf Yeah Like if it wasn't for her

No one would know him Or care about him I wasn't even shitting on her I just said like Hey I want to be on the panel So Well She should keep him in line

She should go steal more things Go watch that compilation video It's really funny To watch that I don't care about that Well if she owned up them in line. She should go steal more things. Go watch that compilation video. It's really funny. I don't care about that. Well, if she owned up to it and she said, yeah, I stole some Christmas presents, but it's how uncomfortable she gets whenever it comes up. You know, she'll be on like with Tim Pool and Tim Pool's like, so what's this chat about you stealing?

It's the exact same as what's that guy? Who's that guy? The alpha male who got roasted. They called him a cuckold. Jack Murphy But instead of responding with incredible anger She's like oh jeez I don't know what they're talking about You can't dodge that shit

You have to lean into it Tim Pool sucks so much He absolutely does suck I hate the modern Millennial And they are millennials now like political commentary guys yes maybe i'll bring that in next time they're just they're so shamelessly they're so shameless with their grifting and anti-politics like they any political commentator on youtube would rather

have one would rather have a dollar than your vote. They're so disingenuous. They're so, and the liberals, liberals aren't like this. Like, Cenk Younger, Younger, Cenk Younger.

He legitimately cares about all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. He tried to run for an office at one point. Yeah. And the, the right wing analogs, the right wing guys that are on YouTube,

like those guys, are, are, uh, uh, cravenly opportunistic and soulless. And I fucking hate them so much. Their programs are not meaningful programs.

They're just anti-woke marketing for the dumb bullshit they're trying to sell you. Vote it up. Vote it up. Come on. All right. Goodbye. Have fun, guys.