The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 68

Episode Date: December 12, 2022

The War on Anonymity, The Female Dating Strategy Podcast, Hitler

Well, people don't realize about Twitter. It's a big self-promotional tool, but it's also a good way to stay in touch with influential people. Yeah. And chicks who send you their tits. Yeah, well, that too. But I have guys who were following me on Twitter who I could be like, you know, smoozing and making deals, and now none of them know who the fuck I am. Who the fuck's this clown?

Why is he asking me for tit pics? All right, you guys ready? Let's do it. Okay? Let's do it. Okay, let's do it. Oh, yeah. It's been a while. It's been a while. Biggest problem in the universe.

Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe. From conservative dudes to internet feuds. How about that? That was from Dangerous Alcoholic. I'm your host, Dick Masterson. Joining me as always, Peter Giswaldi. Joining us from New York. Is that still right? Danny Polish Chuck. Danny jokes. How's it going, buddy?

On Twitter. What is happening, fellas? The great Danny Polish Chuck Danny Jokes How's it going buddy? On Twitter What is happening fellas? The great Danny Polish Chuck Is here I'm actually very excited Danny I'm a big fan Of uh Oh thanks

I'm happy to have you on Yeah What's your favorite joke? I was just telling somebody uh I just like What's your favorite joke of mine? Since you're such a big fan Oh I haven't watched your stand up honestly

I watch all the skits and everything I love all that stuff Yeah Stand up I always feel like You gotta kind of be in the crowd To really enjoy it It is better yeah Unless it's like a special or something you've never put out a special though right i have a special on my youtube on your youtube okay yeah youtube there you go uh underscore danny is my youtube channel yeah that's pretty good uh who has youtube danny

without the underscore i don't know but it's not even technically my, it's so, you know how they're doing like the handles now? Yeah. Yeah. So it's my handle. I don't even know how to find a, like a page via a handle. Technically my, my channel name is just my full name, but nobody could ever remember. Is your handle at Danny?

No, it's at underscore Danny. Yeah. So that just means someone has Danny. Your URL is also youtube.com slash at underscore Danny. You know what? Yes, but if you but no, because it says my handle's Danny, but if you type that in, it goes to somebody else's thing. Well, that's bullshit then.

I have no idea. Yeah. I hate YouTube. Fuck YouTube. Okay, you ready for the results? We're on YouTube, though. I know, and we hate it. And we're hoping that Elon Musk develops an alternative like he's talking about. Yes. Yeah, me too. I think he will. I know, and we hate it. And we're hoping that Elon Musk develops an alternative like he's talking about. Yes. Yeah, me too.

I think he will. I think he's going to. Twitter is going to be like just everything. He should. It's a good idea. He will. Yeah. I hope he goes bankrupt and gets killed or something.

He already is making Twitter blue. It's going from $6 to $11, which is like a bizarre. I don't need that shit. Price change. I paid $3 for it. How are you getting it for $3? Well, because I got it like when it came out you know maybe a year ago yeah yeah so I think I've been grandfathered I bought it just because you can put long videos on that's the only reason I ever bought it Wow it's for like eight minute

video 10 videos I can stop paying for all my burner phones and all my browsers and bullshit that I have to use Twitter. Okay, you ready for the problems? I'm ready. Last week, we had the great destiny was here. The great destiny. Conservatives won.

Dick wins. Dick is the winner. What do you think about conservatives, Danny? I like them. Yeah. You like them all? They're very necessary. Yeah. No. Do you like how they're like? It's like them all? They're very necessary Yeah

No Do you like how they're like It's like cats and dogs You need them both Like how they think having Satan In a Christmas movie as a joke Is a big deal Exactly

Like sometimes they're fun Sometimes they're necessary Sometimes they're over the top I see a picture of Kylie Jenner Covered in the blood And they go Well obviously a million kids are being raped by that somehow

sure absolutely they're good for taxes eh they got some pluses they bomb my enemies who are your enemies who are your enemies Danny anybody who's swarthy

you're bombing Syrians you're Russians theyrians swarthy folks you're Russians they're helping with that a lot no I'm actually Russian you're actually Russian? well kind of

like my parents are from Russian from my parents are Russian but they're like Russian Jews but they left but yeah they're Russian

are you pro Putin? fuck yeah no my family hates him so much really? They left. But yeah, they're Russian. Are you pro Putin? Fuck yeah. No. My family hates him so much. Really? I can't even get them to go. They refuse to go back to Russia just because they hate Russia so much.

Well, Russia is super Orthodox Christian. A little butthurt. Catholic. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And he's kind of pushing it as like the state religion. So they don't really like Jews in Russia, do they? No, they hated Jews.

That's why my parents hated it because they're like they basically let they did a thing where they go jews can leave my parents are like sweet and they're like jews can leave just like for free okay and then elon musk second place I take back all my All my agreements on that one He's no longer a problem Now you love Elon Musk I don't love him I still want to rocket up the ass

Yeah To space or whatever And then Bad Blood Which was Vito brought in His His friend having a fight With Destiny

Which became very awkward Because I assumed Destiny knew That I was like Mr. Girl's like number one husband. Yeah, like basically. Yeah. But he had no idea. So then I had to like explain it.

And I thought it was like a weird gotcha. Like I was going to accuse him of sexual impropriety. And I'm like, no, no, no, that's not what I got. So that went off the rails very quickly. I like Mr. Girl's set. Did he do a set? No, I like his set. Oh, his actual set? Yes. With the TV in the background, like the old school TV. And he do a set? No I like his set Oh his actual set Yes

With the TV in the background Like the old school TV And he paid for like A neon sign and everything He paid for that? Say what you will About that man But he's committed

To lighting And good cameras And everything I'm like always baffled By how high His production quality is Yeah We have a bonus episode up

Just have to say At the start of the show Yes I'm glad I read the comments The biggest problem in the holidays I gotta put up a little Promo video for that But that was a great bonus episode

People made fun of me Because I said it was An easy listen It's just as good As every other episode Everybody in the comments Is going Oh finally

Some easy listening I'm like I just meant You know We're a little low energy I think it's the worst one If you subscribe I dare you to subscribe

To Patreon And tell me And see for yourself That it's the worst one I didn't listen to it But I think it's the worst one. If you subscribe, I dare you to subscribe to Patreon and tell me that it's, and see for yourself that it's the worst one. I didn't listen to it, but I think it's kind of fun when I'm like out of energy because I just go off the rails and I sound insane and I say crazy fucking shit. You were talking about returning a lot of things. I just started talking about all the times I shoplifted. Yeah.

Yeah. And that was my holiday stories. You're a big shoplifter? Oh God. I love it. Currently? I can't do it as much anymore Why? I only yeah, but like you go to

Target you get like free stuff. I got a PlayStation 4 pro for free from Best Buy You shopped with a whole PlayStation. Well, if you'll find out if you listen to the biggest problem in holiday is now available at patreon.com I told you though, come on out if you listen to The Biggest Problem in Holidays, now available at patreon.com How did you shop Lifted, though?

I told you! I forgot, though. Come on. I went in and they put... Don't fucking be that guy. How did you do this? I already told you. Spoiler alert. Okay, so I have to fucking ask twice about everything? I told you. It's like my fucking wife does that. Shut up! I'm telling the story, then! I went into Best Buy. We have plans on Saturday.

What are they? I told you about them. We'll fucking say it again. You have to pay if you want to listen to it. Just fucking say it again. It's so hard. That didn't help me at all. Keith Phil Dick says, Destiny and Dick couldn't have more different politics, but always seem like good friends.

America needs more of that. How many of the Dick sucking Dick and Destiny are the greatest comedic couple comments do you have? Because it was so great to go through that episode and be like, man, Dick and Destiny should the greatest comedic couple comments do you have? Because it was so great to go through that episode and be like, man, Dick and Destiny should have a podcast. I don't know who that fat sack of shit is, but he should get out of there. So Dick and Destiny can have a conversation. I'm like, well, all right, great.

Well, you should improve on your craft of podcasting. I'm going to say I did improve on my craft because I think I served an important role as the straight man facilitator, and I stepped back, and I'll let you guys go wild, which was what the show needed in that instance. Oh. Yeah. You were like a moderator. He's a role player.

One guy left a comment that said he respected my straight man attitude. That's what I like. That's what I want when I do comedy is respect. Fuck you. God damn it. Invar's a lie man This might be the most fun Destiny guest Appearance I've ever seen wow

Musfat says this show was so much Funnier and higher energy than No Jumper It's a shame it'll get It's a shame it'll get less views What's No Jumper is that that show where that Those gay guys I don't know what they are You don't know what No Jumper is But I, I know what No Jumper is, but I don't

know who the hosts are. Who are the hosts? The host of No Jumper is Adam22. He's like this... He came on the boys' cast. He's like a pornographer. He does porn with his wife, and then they have a show where they just bring on random chicks, and they both fuck them. But then he also has a show where it's like hip-hop and

culture stuff and Destiny. So it's just a guy jealousy you want to be him i mean it's pretty sweet and his dad or i think his dad was friends with bill clinton what's crazy is somebody did post that i saw that comment but last i checked our episode of biggest problem had like 150 000 views views and there's had like maybe 250,000. I'm like, but they have like a million subscribers. We have less than 10,000.

No, no, they have millions on many. No, I'm saying for views. Oh, for viewers. Yeah.

Millions of views. I saw one today that had over 3 million views. Yeah. I think the destiny, uh, I'm sure I checked Vito. I'm saying probably, I think they Destiny episode, I'm sure... Get your eyes checked, Vito. I'm saying, probably,

I think they're going to get more residual views, but the fact that we, as a podcast with no following, got 150,000 views, yeah, that was big for us. And thanks to all our new subscribers,

who I'm sure flooded in as well. So he fucks chicks with his girlfriend, and then they interview them afterwards? It's his wife, and yeah, no, I think they interview them first, but that's like on their paid thing. They have all these different things. That would make sense. Why would you interview them afterwards? It's his wife, and yeah, no, I think they interview them first, but that's like on their paid thing.

They have all these different things. That would make sense. Why would you interview them afterwards? But no, yeah, it's like his wife is, they're in like porn, and he plays poker,

and he like used to be like BMXer. He's a cool guy. Cool guy. It's interesting that that translated into like a super successful podcast. Do you have to do all that stuff to like fuck a bunch of chicks like that? Like BMX,

and poker and stuff Yeah Yes Yeah I think so I just could never do that And he does like Sometimes like 40 interviews a week

They just crank him out Yeah cause he's probably making a Fucking fortune from that show Yeah They have all these Just like gangbangers It's pretty cool Okay

No arms no life Whatever destiny Is on this show It's hilarious Great chemistry with everyone. See, I brought some. And he really just keeps the energy high. Great episode.

And then here's a weird comment. It's from Vito Giswaldi. Wait, what the fuck, guys? It was on our Patreon at patreon.com slash biggest problem. And it says, somebody said, if Vito really cared about the show, he would fix the cameras. And the comment from Vito was Dick controls the cameras not me so

and the only reason I know about this comment exists is because I get an email for new comments so you registered as your own profile to go into the Patreon and blame the cameras on me even though we both have identical responsibility when it comes to the cameras on me Even though we both have Identical responsibility

When it comes to the cameras Maybe But you have the mouse and the keyboard And every time anything goes wrong With the show If the audio is weird Or something doesn't go up Or whatever else

I always For some reason They always blame me And I don't touch the audio at all Yeah So I always Correcting fans They'll be like

Vito didn't post the podcast episode. So I do all the work you say. No, I put up the videos. What do you do? I put up the videos and I make the clips and I... What videos? The video goes right to YouTube after the show. I title the video and I make the thumbnails for the video.

Kitten Fiddlers makes the thumbnails. Kitten Fiddlers makes the thumbnails. Or I have to ask the AI guy to make the thumbnails. So what do you do? I have to change the thumbnail to fit the YouTube format as a 12 by 9 or whatever the fuck it is. AI guy? Yeah, we have an AI guy. He's pretty good.

That's cool. I do a lot for this show. Yeah, including running PR that's anti-me That you don't think I'm gonna see Cause I'm not in there scouring the fucking How did you even know this guy left a negative comment about you? I looked on the Patreon I looked to see what people were saying about the episode Dick controls the camera

Like what am I Fucking channel 9 news controlling cameras I'm just looking at the screen the same as you Yeah but you have all the stuff You have the keyboard and the mouse and you know You do great work It's just you know you screwed up that one thing With Destiny

Caleb says hey Vito I was just watching A YouTube video I think it's funny you shit on Dick For not promoting the show when the fucking link To the podcast is wrong You put biggestproblem.com Not biggestproblem.show You retard I don't know where he saw me put biggestproblem.com Not biggestproblem.show I don't know what he's talking about I don't know where he saw me put biggestproblem.com

I don't even believe him So nowhere on your like big channel? I don't think so If you go to my channel there's a direct link to this channel On the front page of my channel Okay So I'm promoting all day long And I do the Twitter and I tweet when the show's going live

And I make the promo image for the show That shows that Danny's gonna be on it I mean, you're the one who messaged me, Dick But also you didn't have Twitter until a few hours ago There you go, I coordinated the guest Thank you Danny, those are all the comments I have That's great, because that brings me to my favorite segment

Oh shit, wait A segment we will soon be visiting Because I know it's gonna to be too loud. Sorry. Why? Do I always make it too loud? No, no, no. Because I had to turn the volume up. If you give me like a target audio level, I can do it.

You're hitting it. I just know it's going to be too loud because of the way I have the settings right now. Well, my favorite segment, of course, is called Vote It Up. So, so many problems in the universe. Which one of them should we fucking handle first? Fake news or pedophiles, which is worse? Seth Rogen, put him in a fucking hearse. Biggestproblem.show, that's the URL.

If you don't go to the website, then go to hell. Vote it up or we'll throw you down a fucking well. Please like, subscribe, and ring the bell. Ladies and gentlemen, vote it up. Wow. A tribute to the great Kanye West. Yay. Yay West. Stop calling him okay Kanye West. Yay. Yay West.

Stop calling me okay. Is it yay West or just yay? No, it's just yay. You're dead naming him. So he doesn't have a... Okay. I'm sorry that I'm dead naming him.

He said dead name too. He's not doing it. He's not doing it to be racist though. He did complain when I use a... I'm not being racist when I say dead name.

He's doing it as a slam to black people? I am not. It is not. Oh, he is apparently. Okay. Well, speaking of Kanye West, one of our favorite problems from episode 61 was child support. Dick, I believe you brought that in. Yeah.

Well, according to a recent settlement, Ye, formerly known as Kanye West, will be paying Kim Kardashian $200,000 a month in child support for the needs of their four young children, North, St., Chicago, and Salm. Kanye will also be responsible for 50% of their medical and educational expenses, including tuition, and 50% of their children's security expenses. So this man is going to have to pay. Yay, we'll have to pay.

God damn. Those security expenses can't be cheap right now. Yay, we'll have to pay. God damn. Those security expenses can't be cheap right now. Well, apparently the tuition is something like, they all go to like crazy private schools. So I think that even exceeds the $200,000 he's paying per month. He should just send them to me. I'll teach those kids what's up. You're going to teach North St. Chicago and Psalm what's right from wrong?

No. I didn't know the names of those kids until today. Tell them who the real G's are. Well, that's a great problem. It's currently number 136 on the board. Should be higher, man. Well, the only way to get it higher is, of course, to vote it up.

Suck that child support out of my cock every month. That's my motto. Child support killed low tax. Killed many men. And it's clearly driven yay month. That's my motto. Child support killed low tax. Killed many men. And it's clearly driven yay insane. That's why in the Bible men live to like 900. Because they didn't have to pay child support. Because they didn't have to pay child support or alimony or any of this shit.

Sucks the life out of us. Did you know that? Methuselah had all these kids and he didn't take care of any of them. When your woman started nagging you too, you just bashed her with a club and just found a new one. I just headed off to Gamora and found a new 10 wives. Another problem for me was too long of media from episode 24. Well, that's when, of course, your media is just a little too long. James Cameron's Avatar the Way of Water

is reported to have a runtime of 3 hours and 12 minutes. Jesus. For comparison, the original Avatar was 2 hours and 42 minutes, making this new installment a full half hour longer. What's The Way of Water? Is that number two? Yeah, it's the second Avatar. I hate this shit of, like, naming things. Like, Superman, Superman 2, Superman 3, like, Superman 4, The Voyage Home, like, The Voyage Star Trek 4, The Voyage You want like a short subtitle

2, 3, 4 I don't want like Their address Terminator 3, Rise of the Machines So you know the machines are rising What do you want to do? Just call it Terminator 3? Yeah What do you want to call Star Wars 3?

You don't want to call it the Empire Return of the Jedi? Star Wars 6. Well, they messed us up with the 6, I guess. So I was on. If you get to 4, then you start naming.

Not 2. I just think there's no way you're getting me to see a 3-hour, 12-minute Avatar movie. I just can't imagine making time for that. I watched Hebrews to Negroes that was three and

a half hours is it really yeah that's an easy watch i mean it's thrilling the whole way through did you learn anything out of it uh not really i learned that i guess i'm a fraudulent jew there's something oh how come i'm, how come? Well, because the blacks are the real Jews. Because they went from Hebrews to Negroes. Yeah, they were the original Hebrews. I'm just an imposter. Where did you come from then if they are the real Jews? Where do the fake

Jews come from? How could black people not rhyme a movie like that? That's close, right? It's not close. I guess we just came from Europe. We came from Europe And then you got one that started disguising yourself As Jews We stole it from them yeah I guess

They lost it and then as crafty Jews do we kind of go Thank you we'll help ourselves to that And then we became the Jews And now they want it back Why do they want it back though What is the benefit of being... I mean, I guess...

What's the benefit of being Jewish? I saw a bunch of black... Oh, Vito, come on, man. How are... No, I get to come to shows like this. Are you kidding me? This is the fucking Hollywood big time right here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

But the fake Jews get the benefit. It's not becoming a Jew. You don't get all the stuff. Well, that's what they want. They want the stuff. But they're deprived of the stuff. So all the fake Jews just go, well, you just run Hollywood now, black Israelites. No, that's what they want. They want the stuff. But they're deprived of the stuff. So all the fake Jews just go, well, you just run Hollywood now, black Israelites.

No, it's not a reasonable God-given right to rule Hollywood. And they think we're going to be slaves now. That's the whole arc of the story. We become slaves. We're going to be good slaves or something. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure like that's true.

If I wanted a slave, I'd want a Jewish guy.ish guy knows what he's doing i don't know about that if like the whole if they did bust this myth open with hebrews to negros yeah i feel like uh people just looking for a spot to chill on sunday could just or saturday could just go to temple they wouldn't really care anymore i mean that's the weird thing is nobody's really stopping them from being Jews. There's very much an element of not only do they want to be Jews, but they want us to not be Jews.

Right, because you guys are the fake ones and they're all mad. They're the fake ones. We're making them look bad with our lack of melanin. It's like when you're a fan of a band and then a bunch of posers show up. It's like you can't really enjoy the music anymore yeah you gotta get all these fake jews out of here then i can go back to really uh iran and whatever else yeah i hate the fake jews anyway too long of media currently number 282

with 106 down votes so why don't you guys go vote that up? So many problems in the universe which one of them should we fucking handle first fake news all pedophiles Which is worse Seth Rogen put him in a fucking hearse Yeah, that show that's the URL if you don't go to the website then go to hell Vote it up or we'll throw you down a fucking well, please like subscribe and ring the bell There you go folks Kanye song. Yeah, you never heard that? I heard it, I didn't know they were a Ye song Yeah, well, that he sampled Daft Punk Yeah, I didn't know that

No, it's a great one That's one of his good ones Solid song I'm definitely able to separate the artist from the art Yes Do you think there's enough room in Israel for all of Africa? No Probably not

It's not a solution That's one of their arguments, too Africa? No. Probably not. It's not a solution. That's one of their arguments too. It obviously all makes sense because Israel is just Northeast Africa. How could those people not be Israelites, the black people? Just build a bigger wall. Yeah.

If the Jews are smart, all in Israel, they should just dip out of there, make it like a reality show or something. And we're like, we're all moving in just by an island somewhere. It's a tiny country. Buy some Caribbean island and just move everything out of there. Every person moved like all the temples, all that shit, just like by plane or boat or something. Just fucking scram.

Shit all over that box. Take a message, Jews. They don't want you there. Yeah, but we want them there. That's the point. The U.S. is like, no, stay there. Yeah, America. That's maybe my favorite thing right now.

What do you mean we people? America. The Americans. Yeah. That's maybe my favorite thing is people are so mad that America sends Israel money. And you're like, you think they're just doing that out of the kindness of their heart? It's like a fucking 51st state for you guys. Yeah, it's horrible.

It's a goddamn atrocity. Well, I wish the Africans were running it. I'm sure they'd do a bang up job. They would fix things up. Send Coney in there. We're not going to have any more problems with this whole

rock that Muhammad jumped into space from inside the cube that nobody could see. All right? Yeah. We're not going to have any more dress code.

I don't know. Guess what? The 13th tribe of Israels here, guys. They're going to be doing a little redecorating. They've got a problem with your dress code, as in they are not going to follow it. Go ahead and take it up with them.

This is not a good plan. And by the way, you can't see them at night. So have fun with that. They're invisible like the predator. Well, they got a blink at some point. Very true. Okay. Is it my turn first?

Yes. Why don't you lead us off? My problem is the war on anonymity. Yeah. So you see a Jordan Peterson got back onto Twitter and he's like retarded now. Now. Yeah. Was there ever a point where you were buying into the Jordan Peterson? I think right at the beginning I was like hey this guy You know he's taking a stand Yeah before he's that he was like Elvis

Not just Elvis he thinks he's literally on like a religious mission From like Jesus himself He's like one of the Blues Brothers Yeah he is I hate everything that comes out of his mouth now I think he I think the Benzo has fried his brain Honestly

Like I think they just like He's a little wacky Cooked his fucking brain My girlfriend She makes the bed every day And I mess it up I undo it every day now You unclean the room

Just to make sure You don't end up An old benzo addicted weirdo I eat lobsters out of spite now Fuck Jordan Peterson I don't know if that old benzo-addicted weirdo. I eat lobsters out of spite now. Fuck Jordan Peterson. I don't know if that's part of it. Yeah, he said he had some kind of lobster thing.

I know, but he didn't say don't eat lobsters. That wasn't part of it. Whatever. That's what I do. I think you're thinking of Jews, actually. Yeah, now you're thinking of the Jews. Jews can't eat lobsters. You got them mixed up. And now he's like, Mr. I hate anonymity.

And he sounds like a weirdo, like super villain, like a renaissance fair super villain. When he's talking about it, I have some quotes. The issue here, he says, the issue that those touting the advances of anonymity won't face is that an emerging scientific literature indicates that a very large proportion of such posters are characterized by the presence of psychopathic and narcissistic traits. This exposes us all to radically polarizing influence of small percentage of bad, lull-seeking dementors. Dementors? Did he really say dementors? Bro, he's a grown man who said that not having your full name and address on the internet makes you a lulz-seeking dementor.

The true danger. He said that yesterday, right? Yeah. You know what that's from? What? Why he said that? Because he interviewed on the Daily Wire or on his YouTube channel, but he interviewed

Benjamin Netanyahu. Old Netanyahu. Wow. And the comments absolutely fucking lit him up. Yeah. Like next level. And I think he was like, oh. Because he's pro-Netanyahu. He's like a classic

conservative in that way, right? It's like a fucking infomercial. When he's doing his thing on Israel. Yeah. Ben Shapiro's like, oh, see the amazing beautiful locations and it's like the Wailing Wall, which is a shithole. Yeah, it's fucking...

I've been there. It's alright. It's not that good. There could be more Wailing. It doesn't even hold a fucking flame to Jamaica Yeah No By failing to separate The anonymous cowardly troll demons From real people In the comments section

Social media platforms are enabling Sadistic Machiavellian Psychopaths And narcissists Like we're a psychopath are enabling sadistic Machiavellian psychopaths. I hate this guy. And narcissists. Yeah. Like, we're Machiavellian psychopathic narcissists who are going gay on YouTube comments

knowing that no one is going to read them because there's 30,000 of it because it is an infomercial for Israel. Sold as the biggest fake God spokesman. The closest thing we have to... Who was the big televangelist of the 80s and 90s? Jim Baker. Jim Baker.

The closest thing we have to Jim Baker right now is Jordan B. Peterson. Well, Jim Baker's back, but he's not good anymore. He's not as good now. Now we need guys who are, now we need men who's, it's mental health, it's mental health, self-help for them to be told to clean their fucking rooms. That's how low we are in the value of men now that Ben Shapiro and Netanyahu have come and scraped the bottom of. That Ben Shapiro and Netanyahu have come and scraped the bottom of. And we are the narcissistic Machiavellian psychopaths.

I did think about that. I'm like, is that really all you're going to do? Like, if I wrote, like, a self-help book that's just like, hey, don't pee on your hands, would, like, everybody go like, oh, my God, what a genius. He's revolutionizing how to talk to young men. I'm like, he didn't do anything. And now, yeah, he does this thing where he talks in these grand, insane terms about everything. He sounds like Damon Wayans is the prison guy that can't speak right. Like he's like, he had to dramatically introduce you to a precipitation.

Remember that guy? Yeah. Remember that guy, Danny in Living Color? In Living Color, absolutely. What do you think about? So he wants to get rid of anonymity on the internet So everybody has to You can't be Fudge Knocker 9000

You have to be Thomas Bradley From Walla Walla, Washington A.K.A. Fudge Knocker 9000 We're on anonymity And he's not the only one Well, I see I know that I get the arguments where they go Well, the internet has become so uncivil

And people interact in a manner that they never would before But you think I wouldn't call something gay in real life? Well, that's the other thing Is that me and you don't have anonymity And yet we still act like complete assholes We're kind of like the example of the opposite thing Yeah Yeah, but he's trying to be like a professor and stuff.

And at the Daily Wire, you know. He's really trying to. He has a different set of standards. Yeah, well, what does he care? He's just mad that everyone's ripping on him. I honestly go look at the comments section of that video. You'll see exactly. I kind of do want to watch.

I got to check this out later. You haven't seen it? But I don't get it. Does everyone who follows the Daily Wire know That they're like A super pro-Israel thing? Like isn't that Ben Shapiro's whole thing? They do

Honestly you know what it is It wasn't on The Daily Wire's channel It was on Jordan Peterson's channel Yeah And so I don't know If you've been paying attention

Much to the current news cycle But Jews are not Super in favor right now Interesting So Yeah So So instead of doing Trending in the right direction, if we can say that.

So anyways, there's a lot of people who I think they assumed he felt that way, but they don't like it rubbed in their face. Yeah, that he's pro-Israel. But what would happen if we got rid of the anonymous commenters? Then everybody just, you know just bottles up their Jew anger and don't you want it out in the open a little bit? They have to go meet in person like the old days. Yeah. But we always had anonymous. You could

always write an anonymous letter to the editor. It's been the most important expression of ideas and criticism since the beginning of time. It's anonymous comments. Yeah, it also... Ben Franklin, all through the... everybody that's ever been hanged in the town square was somebody that lost their

anonymity. Yeah, they all- I wish I was anonymous when I wrote that. Yeah, shit! They found me out! And the next day, dead. That's a good point. Coinbase asked me to update my ID, because my Coinbase account was like, whatever, they're like, we need you to re-upload your driver's license

Oh yeah they keep asking me for that I'm like you guys are all of you guys banks crypto companies You're all complicit or actively engaging in fraud to the tune of tens of billions of dollars And you're gonna pretend that it's like for my protection or the world's protection that I'm uploading my fucking driver's license like that. I would have a panic attack if it fell into the wrong hand. This is another war on anonymity thing. Like, I don't believe you. I don't believe for a second that me giving this to you protects anyone.

I think you just have it to fuck people over. That's a good point, because like I'm always worried when Services are like hey in order to Complete this information we need your full name And whatever else and I'm like Why? How do I know it's not just some guy You know who works for you who can just access all the accounts And be like oh I'm going to fuck up Beto's shit

Yeah I mean luckily for me I don't have this problem because I had an FTX account What do you call it? I signed up for a... Did you have one, Danny? Yeah. FTX? Oh, did you lose anything in it?

A lot of money in it. Oh, no. Like, a lot. And it wasn't even in crypto. My favorite is everybody goes, yeah, it sucks. Not your keys, not your coins. I was like, it was in cash. It was in fiat US dollars. cash sitting in my fucking ftx account

i didn't have any crypto i'd like 200 in crypto oh god they made it so easy to just let it sit there well i had no reason to believe otherwise i was just like i don't know i mean isn't the fact that it was in cash doesn't that give you the best possible chance of maybe getting something back yeah i mean i talked to martin screlli about, and he's like, yeah, maybe you'll get 5% back in 10 years. Well, because Voyager, I was able to get back my USD, but that's because they kept crowing on and on. Well, that's because they took money from Danny. For me, that's how my Ponzi scheme works, Vito. Yeah.

I got my money back. We were on different levels, so you got paid back with my money.ito. Yeah. I got my money back. Because we were on different levels, so you got paid back with my money. Yeah. Well, maybe if all these anonymous weirdos buying all this crypto, maybe we do need to expose them all. Maybe that's an argument against anonymity. I would love to know how that works in like a non-anonymous world, how you're supposed to whistle blow.

Like every single check that exists In the world is insured Strictly because of anonymity And that's it The entire like The essence of freedom is essentially anonymous And as soon as somebody knows Do you have that feeling when you tell somebody your name for the first time Of like

I just felt something die That's freedom die Cause now you can't do it I was gonna say though i've had a thing recently a lot of times where i'll go order something at a place and then i don't know if i'm not paying attention but then they'll call out my name and i'm like i don't remember giving you my name i like there's a lot how did that happen how did they find it like i think with a card or whatever but i'm whatever Sometimes caller ID gets you when you call in

You ever call into like a pizza place And they go, hi Vito And I go, what the fuck? I've had that happen Yeah, it's terrifying Here's why anonymity is Or trying to unmask people is a big problem Is that any story I might tell that relates to this problem

I can't tell Because I'm worried about being fucked over. That I'll get fucked or somebody else will get fucked or somebody will get doxxed. Yeah. It's just like a problem I can't even talk about is how bad it is. It's the first thing that guys and a lot of like boomers and dumb people use it online as an argument. Like, well, you're anonymous. Like, why don't you show your face, you coward?

Well, yeah, because you'll just like go like fuck with my job and shit. What do you mean? What kind of thing is that to say? Well, I hate when I'm on Twitter and people go, well, you're an anonymous troll. And I go,

well, I wasn't an anonymous troll. They forced it on me. I love to be in veto. Just Wally and pick and fights. But now I have to be Italian Pepsi man or whatever the fuck. Hopefully I get my Twitter bank. But yeah,

Jordan Peterson's crazy. And, uh, we're on anonymity, driver's licenses, social security. Hopefully I get my Twitter back But yeah, Jared Peterson's crazy And uh We're on anonymity, driver's licenses Social security It's like the same thing with the cops Whenever the cops want to ask for ID It's the worst, you go no, don't give them your ID

You ever watch all those videos First amendment orders and shit Oh I love that shit And they always get tased, every one of them just ends up getting tased The cop's like tell me who you are And he's like I'm not going to tell you shit shit. Oh, I love that shit. And they always get tased. Every one of them just ends up getting tased. Cop's like, tell me who you are. And he's like, I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you shit. Ow! Ow! And then he gets like $100,000 and it's great. It's great. I want to be

one of those guys. Did you see that blind guy that a woman did that to? Oh, I saw that, yeah. How did you get your thing out? And he pulled out like his walking stick that she thought was a gun. And she tased him. And then she's like, alright, well, whatever. Why don't you go on your way? And he goes, what's your badge number? And they go, you know what? I'm arresting you for disorderly conduct.

Yeah, the cops hate it too. Yeah, exactly. They don't want to be unmasked. They hate it. Dude, because you're on Twitch when you see shit like that and you can't tweet about it. Like when a woman does that, like tases a dude who's pulling out his cane and you're just like, not anymore.

I've been living in silence for five years. Like Nelson Mandela. Yeah. And now I'm free. I'm excited because if the main account gets a band, I can make all sorts of fun gimmick accounts. Not worried about those getting banned. I have like seven accounts. They're like 20,000 people there now because they were all banned for band evasion.

Yeah, exactly. So now they're all free, right? Oh, I want to get them all unbanned. The Victory News Network will return, folks. Yeah, let's see here. Private. I got some stats, but I don't know if you care about that. Privacy and Internet surveillance statistics show that 64% of Americans don't trust their government.

That's it? Should be higher. Do you trust the government? 68%? 64% don't trust it. Do you trust the government? Well, here's the thing. I trust the government.

Oh, my God. Danny, do you trust the government? Do I trust? I mean, the government is just people. I'm saying there's a percentage scale. Do I trust the government yeah i would lean towards no but then also like i mean sometimes i don't distrust them always all the time thank you that's what i was trying to say they said drink this uh drink this bottle of water and it's

not the seals broken what would your answer be if they said we have a booster shot for you that will make you lessen the effects of a certain health crisis, I'd take that booster shot. I'd tell you what. Sixty-six percent of citizens don't agree with data collecting by the government. So a third of people agree with data collecting by the government. Wow. Yeah. Some people, well, you always get the people who go, if you got nothing to hide,

what do you care? They're the stupidest people of all. Fucking idiots. Yeah. Those are the worst people of all. Anyone who says that to you is a grade A moron.

So, um... And probably has sex with kids. Yep. Basically, Jordan Peterson, I'm not saying he doesn't have sex with kids. I don't know. I can't tell you what he's doing. I don't know what Benzos

do to you. I think Andrew Tate fucked his daughter so hard that it made him crazy. It fucked his brains out. Jesus Christ. I don't know. That's just my theory. The war on anonymity. We need anonymity. Stay anonymous, people. It's a valuable, it's the most valuable thing you have. It's the most valuable thing you have. Okay.

I mean, you need the option, for sure. Danny, you want to go next what's your problem sure my problem is it's a long-running problem which i do to myself uh kind of but it's this podcast called the female dating strategy okay are you familiar with it i know about the female i've never heard of it maybe i've heard about it from like watp but i don't think i don't know so well i actually went on watp actually and talked about it okay it's these three chicks who are basically permanently uh single they're like you know not attractive women and they're they're getting on there in years and they give the worst fucking advice on earth to other women and their whole thing is they call all pretty much all men are low value men that's their whole thing is they go all men are low value men sure and uh and they're

high value obviously women are high value of course right. And all their advice is like, one of the girls just had lap band surgery. The other one. Is that the fat one? Is it for being fat? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Another one, she was saying like, yeah, because she wasn't really giving too, because they're all anonymous too.

Back to Dick's thing. You don't actually see their faces? No. Just their voice? So I live stream and I listen to the podcast because we all hate ourselves. Yeah. And I am the foremost expert.

John said it. I'm the foremost expert on the FDS podcast and nobody can find a picture of them. They're like, but you can tell like the one sound. How popular is this podcast? They say that they hit a million listens overall. How many dumb fat women are there? They have a huge're all listeners. The problem is they don't give them good advice like

hey, settle. Never will they say hey, your standards are too high. All their advice is like, you know what, you deserve better, blah, blah, blah. And like, all these women are just going to die alone. Yes. That's all that's going to happen here. It's the worst advice. Yeah, I honestly

wish that, even to young men, I wish there was the advice of like, listen, man, just lock one down. Lock one down. At least men advice is always like, go to the gym, get better. None of their advice involves self-improvement in any way. No, because women are perfect.

They've not even got to do anything wrong. Exactly, they're perfect queens. Can you remember any of their advice, Danny? Oh, can I remember? Oh my god. Like, so if a guy ever says like, hey, let's go for a date, for example, uh, do you want to go meet for a coffee?

Instant red flag. Like anything that's not like going out to a super nice restaurant for a first date is a huge red flag to them. Are they all catty about money? Like he's got to pay. All they talk about is money.

They talk about that a ton. They're aware of the fact that they're on an expiring clock kind of thing. There's all these inherent unfairness. The big thing they never shut up about is how guys don't wipe their asses. They constantly talk about how guys do not wipe their asses.

I'm like, I don't... Never, that one. Yeah, I've never encountered that. They're so fat. How do they? I have no idea. One of them just said recently, she goes, I lost 50 pounds. And then she still said that she was dating a guy and she was bigger than him.

So all these women are unmarried. Oh, hell yeah. They're unmarried, desperate. They're structurally single. Yeah. And it kind of sounds like given their preferences. Actually, one of them it looks like has a boyfriend and it's funny because Lilith is one

and then she has a boyfriend, but then she also said that she is leaving the podcast for a while due to ongoing medical problems because and she's facing a lot of medical misogyny. What the hell is that? I don't really understand what that means. I think she

goes into like a doctor and it's like hey I'm not feeling well and then they diagnose her but the answer is not the patriarchy it's like when fat yeah you go to the doctor he goes well because you're a fat piece of shit they go no fat brain there's something else that is wrong and he's like yeah well you guys stop eating pizzas and tacos all the time she's the canadian one too but she says she has a boyfriend now so i think maybe she's's out of the mix. So maybe it's coming together. What do these women want, though?

Like, why do they want a man? Because it sounds like they're just perpetually miserable. I think they only want the money and the free food. They want to just, you know, men under their thumbs, like, you know, Princess Leia, almost like chained up and I don't know. They're demented. Do they ever talk about their jobs? Like what they do? Like do they have money? One of them is in sales.

I think the British one. The British one is like sounds. Everybody who listens to this knows she sounds so overweight. Like I can't even explain it. But everybody knows. All of our commenters have explained this phenomenon many times about this.

Yeah. What? I sound fat. Fuck you. No, you don't actually though. Like I got voicemails to the contrary. I recorded, I recorded a thing recently and I, I, uh, mixed the audio terribly and everyone's like,

I can hear your fat breath. You pee. I'm like, yeah, I just mixed it wrong. It sounds fine wrong it sounds fine okay so the breathing i agree if you like the breathing but she does it's not the breathing it's literally the talking now i'm all self-conscious about breathing into the mind no you sound fine okay you should be but everyone should be it's almost like the way that it's like pushing on stuff is like making the air leave her it's like putting a bunch of cotton in your mouth i think so kind of their foreheads are fat we can't see yeah we're assuming yeah the whole thing is it's and i listen to it every week and

every week it's just so much it sounds like a lot of modern women though that they um they watched a lot of sex in the city they all think they're catty super bitches And that they deserve everything in life But they're like against liberal See they're kind of based sometimes Like they're against liberal feminism How do they feel about the Jews? Yeah they're all over the place The Jews they probably don't like them

Today I was talking about Israel And oh my god That's actually kind of what she sounds like Yeah I can kind of figure it out in my head. Yeah, I don't know why the modern woman, I mean, like I try to explain this to women sometimes who I know, or I'm just like, you want way too much.

Yeah. Like to me, the ideal relationship. Anything. To me, the ideal relationship is someone where you go, hey, I need you to drive me to the airport at 4 a.m. I'm not, I don't do that. Why not? I will not drive anyone. I will definitely not drive my

girlfriend to the airport. Now there's Uber and stuff. There was always taxis. There's always walking as well. Okay, but if she called you and she said, hey, my taxi didn't show up, my Uber didn't show up, I'm stuck at the airport, you would go. Fucking hit the brakes brakes No no no

You're lying Fuck you A relationship is just A moral obligation To ensure someone else's Safety and general comfort Really? I think it's just a hole

Well that's not healthy either Safety and general Safety? Like what? Against what? Against Dementors? Yeah Anonymous Dementors? Safety in general? Safety? Like what? Against what? Against. Dementors? Yeah.

Anonymous dementors? Well, it's you're both working together to ensure financial safety, health, or whatever else. Financial safety. Okay. You're like a little team. That's all it is. It's I invest in your success. You invest in mine.

You take care of the kids. I take care of the dog. But a lot of people want this whirlwind. I'm literally laying out the most utilitarian definition of a relationship and Dick is horrified. Yeah, you're not going to negotiate it. What do you do for your woman? What do you do for her?

Nothing. You buy her gifts? I mean, I mess up occasionally and will buy... Do you provide her with emotional support and encouragement? I don't think so. Okay. God, I hope not. No, you don't want to encourage them too much.

I'm there to correct her if she does something incorrect. I'm there to correct her. You're such a fucking liar. You guys. So then she won't do it again. Yeah. You know? It's all a little bit Give and take

What do you do for your cat? I grab a Q-tip And I make sure it's Feeling good My cats are well taken care of What do you do with a Q-tip? Danny's behind on the show, Lord Yeah, I'm not

Just I don't know a cat Imagine the worst possible answer To that question I'm using it in my imagination, and I don't like it. You probably got there. You probably got there. Okay.

We'll catch up later. So are they recruiting new girls into this lifestyle of being fat and annoying or what? Yeah. Yeah, they are. Are they keeping girls from losing weight and correcting their ways? For sure, because they'll never tell you to lose weight. They'll just tell you that men are shit. Yeah.

Right? It's never your fault. I've never heard them be like, hey, women, you know. Actually, you know what? They really don't like pick-me's. That's the only thing they don't like is they don't like the pick-me women. Oh, they're talking women out of being good. I know you're talking like pick-me's are girls who just try to do anything to be desirable to a man.

Kind of. And who are like, again, they're always like, oh, pick-me's are shit, and you're like, you mean like a lot of the women who are married with kids and families and stuff? Well, you're all single laughing. The ones who put in the effort to be attractive to men. I mean, is there a bigger red flag for a woman than a podcast? No. It's interesting that they're like,

you just gotta accept me as I am and I'm not gonna do anything to you. Like, even I will go like, alright right, well, I got to make myself presentable, clean up a little bit. You know? I'm not going that. Not today, not right now, because you're not a beautiful woman that I'm trying to attract.

Not every guy, but a lot of guys at least, you'll say, hey, I want I deserve a 10 and then you only go for 10s and then after a year you go, okay, I'm not getting any 10s. Let's move down to the 9s and see if that works until we eventually reach some sort of equilibrium, whereas they're just like, no, we deserve 10s,

and we'll die alone if we don't get them. Man, what you want is a 6 with a job. That's what you want. A lady who knows how to make some money. Women have a different attitude about About Unrealistic expectations Don't they? Yeah

They just like cope with each other about it Because they live in a fucking fantasy You think? Yeah that's why every relationship I'm in I don't know I always end up with these girls who are like It's Christmas I'm like

Yup Like well it's the most magical wonderful time And you're gonna Take us on an adventure And it's gonna be love And I'm like I't know, I'll buy you some fucking shit, and we'll watch some movies. What do you want me to do? Can I give you some advice?

Yeah. Sounds like you need a Jew. Who does not give a shit. I need someone who doesn't believe in magic and wonder and whatever. You need to date a Jewish girl? I think so. They're, you know,

that's probably why I love Jews so much is that they don't like do all this like fanciful bullshit. Yeah. On Christmas, you just get to go watch a movie. Oh my God. Like, have you ever like dated a Christian?

They don't do fanciful bullshit. They go to temple. What are you talking about? Dude? Like they don't really believe in it. You ever heard of a blood libel most jews are like yeah it's temple it's fun we're paying respect to our ancestors they don't have like a like a magic bunny rabbit that gives chocolate to kids and like runs around

and magical money rabbit that gives gold coins to kids. Yeah, but that's fun. So you're saying... That sounds way better. I did know about the money rabbit. That's true. There's no Hanukkah monster, you know, who like pops out of the fucking dreidel and dances around. Yes, there is. His name's Kanye West. So you're saying the Jews

don't believe in anything that's not real? They're like... I'm saying they're less silly about it. You know, like every religion is silly, but the Jews are like, they're like, all right, well, even that's a little too much, you know? By how much? I'm just like, like, again.

Okay. I'm looking forward to these YouTube comments. Let me tell you. Gonna look similar to old Jordan Peterson's if I had to. I love the you. And it looks similar to old Jordan Peterson's. If I had to. I love the Jews. They're great.

All right. Well, Danny, anything else we need to know about the names of the female? Can we, can we put like a bounty on the, they must be looking for them already. If we could get photos of them,

that'll be huge. Savannah, Lilith and row are their names. And also, so I stream every once a week or whatever. I watch them. And so then last week, I was streaming an episode. And in the live chat was one of them. And she goes, what?

So I've done, this was at episode 40. I had done 40 episodes. And then in the chat, she starts chatting. She's like, what the fuck is this? I was just updating my youtube channel and youtube just recommended me this what is this so she doesn't realize there's an entire community discussing like my streams get more views than their actual episodes oh my god i think they got a lot of listeners like on whatever like just just

audio but uh and she's like and She was in the chat the whole time. What the fuck is going on? She's calling everybody scrotes. Oh, yeah, scrotes. I kind of like how they're going to be fat and useless forever. At least they're having some sassy fun with it. I have some of their merch, actually.

Oh, look at that. And it's me. Scrotes. Wait Wait did they make that? So they sell that to their fans This is their official merch Scroat tears merch Wow So you guys have an ongoing feud

Women just can't do nicknames Like I don't feel anything Honestly this one looks like Ryan Who's the black one? We don't know But then she was in the chat And then so I was like hey Cause I had to

know because we've we thought they go we thought they used our face and then I was like did you make these based off of us and she's like no that's just like you know this is what scrotes look like do they have any like recurring bits

for yeah so they have a patreon and they have this thing called uh if you subscribe to their patreon um they have this thing called roast a scrote where you can tell a story like about some dude who's a scrote and then they roast him three chicks not comics roasting some guy it is maybe the worst thing you've ever listened to it sounds amazing never funny ever even remotely it's so brutal that sounds like cyber harassment that's against the patreon tos so the best place for me to find this is on your channel you guys talk about it you can just yeah you can either just uh or just go female dating strategy on youtube and you can if you just want

to listen to an episode yeah like last week last week, the one I listened to is they were talking about John Cena and his 75 page girlfriend contract. Huh. He has a contract for his girlfriends? Yeah, 75 pages. Well, he needs an NDA. Every celebrity should have an NDA for every girlfriend because they all go nuts. Every man should have

an NDA for his girlfriend. No, this was if you move in and he, so if you move into his house as his girlfriend, I guess Nikki Bella, who's also a wrestler, she's also famous, right? But not as famous as him and she had to sign this 75 page thing and in the contract, it just refers to her as his house

guest. That's fascinating. It's pretty fucked up. Yeah, he's badass. What do you think about sexual consent forms, Dick? You remember when they were trying to push those? I don't like them because then if I'm missing one I gotta say like Shit I gotta fudge one real quickly I was having a manic episode

And I was convinced I was gonna become A millionaire with what I called The consentdom and it was gonna be A consent form contained In a condom package She ripped it open and there's a little tiny form One for you and one for her to say I consent to this sexual

encounter. And the idea is you would distribute them at, you know, college campuses. You know, glued. So, you know, it'd be glued to a condom. It was like a two-pack. Yeah, staple it. That's funny. When women want to become millionaires, they just poke holes in condoms.

I remember this. That was when I was holes in condoms. I remember this. That was when I was really off the rails. I remember a bit that I wanted to do, which was you bringing in ideas that you had. Do you remember that? It was like a year ago. I said, man, we should do a bit where you bring in one of these ideas that you're talking about. Vito the inventor. Yeah.

The consentum. I went and I registered the URL and everything. I was like, I have no idea How to manufacture this nor would I want to How much were you going to charge? I was like I was like I gotta find like I don't know like It was going to be like

It was going to be one of those things where like I convince colleges Like hey Consent's really important So for $100,000 we'll do like a seminar And have like speakers. You were going to do it. No, well, that was the problem. That was the biggest problem with the plan was that I was going to have to hire some

fat chick with pink hair. Yeah, I was going to say, you don't really look like the face of consent. No, I was like, that was the thing is like anyone, the second they saw me, they would know it was a scam. And I would have had to find some like big fat like dumpy lady you know to like give the speech well i mean i honestly i could have went big fat dumpy lady put a wig on i'll send you the uh why would you want a big fat dumpy lady to do it you know with pink hair and she had the nose ring and she gets up and she goes you know kids

the thing about consent is you you know, they all... No, you gotta get like a hot broad. Yeah, I guess it's gotta be. I love sucking, I love fucking guys and they're sucking their dicks and here's an awesome consent form. That's true. And what's awesome is consent. Consent is sex. That's the sexiest thing ever. And then all the guys buy it. Women don't buy condoms. This was at the height of like

you know, all the social justice stuff was going on. I would've needed like some of those guys. Now I'm back on Twitter. No more social justice for you, bitch. It's fucking over. Put the forks down, you fucking pigs. I'm fucking back, baby.

See, now with this show, I can never do it. You're getting me hyped up, dude. I can never be the face of a sexual concern. When can you tweet again? 12 hours. Eight hours from now? They actually told you? How did you find out? They emailed me

And it said we looked at your account And we've decided to unsuspend you And I just stopped in the middle of traffic And put my car in park And got out on the freeway And then I came home It says you need to do new steps to log in I came home and logged. It says you need to do new steps to log in. I came home and logged in and I had like two seconds of Twitter freedom.

And then it said, boom, you've been locked. We've detected that you fucked up and you're locked out for 12 hours. And then they sent me the tweets that caused my 12 hour suspension. And it was like backed up reports of what I had said before the bans. I was like Say please delete these or something Already been deleted. No, but I'm on like a normal 12-hour suspension. So I don't know this is wild It's wild times man And I'm still waiting to hear back. And they switched. I was only following

Trump. I had only followed Trump on that account forever because I was like my bit and who else do you need to follow honestly five years ago. And they switched it from me following the real Donald Trump to a Twitter account that was archives of his tweets. That's weird.

Yeah. That's super weird. Fucking that Vijaya bitch did that I bet Saw what kind of nonsense they were getting up to tonight I don't know if you saw the Twitter files part two, but No, I have been looking a little at that They've confirmed like shadow bannings and, you know, certain, you know Just basically everything that everybody thought

They go, yeah I think I'm on a list that makes it so my tweets don't go wide. And they're like, no, we don't have that. Of course they fucking have that. I feel like this is proof that nobody needed. Right? Like I see right wing guys going like, look at this shit. I'm like, man, I don't need to fucking see that.

I already fucking knew it, idiot. I don't know. It feels like Elon Musk confirming it. Well, it's for the people on the left who were saying that it wasn't happening. all the people on the left are like no it's not happening you're just a bigot nobody likes you and it's like no i'm a bigot and everyone loves me and i should be uh promoted far and wide okay veto what's your problem well my problem dick is a certain individual who some people love i frankly do not agree. This man's name is Adolf Hitler. Now, I don't know

if you've heard about this guy. Adolf Hitler is your problem? Yes. Okay. Yes. I don't know if you've heard about this guy, Dick. He's been in the news recently. Certainly. Recently since the last 60 years. He kind of doesn't leave the news for some reason. You think that

eventually the news would be able You think that like Eventually the news Would be able to get away From this guy Yeah no And everybody just keeps Pulling him back in Uh huh Well there's a certain

Individual Mr. Ye A musician Who we've discussed Who recently And it happened right after We did I think it was like a day

After Destiny came on our show And I'm like Oh fuck We gotta talk about this But It came right out Went went on the info wars program with a mr alex jones fuck that guy shut up he should go he should be in jail for the stuff he's for the stuff he said about the sandy hook kids he should be in jail a trillion dollars is not a twitter account now huh

he went on ste, that homosexual guy. Steven Crowder, yes. Yeah, he went on his show and said that Nick Fuentes, shit all over Nick Fuentes. Oh, God forbid anyone shit on Nick Fuentes. Yeah, you're goddamn right. God forbid anyone shit on Nick Fuentes. It's true. Well, Nick Fuentes was at this.

God's perfect angel. Nick Fuentes seems to be, well, he's whispering in It's true. Well, Nick Fuentes was in this God's perfect angel. Nick Fuentes seems to be, while he's whispering in somebody's ear, more of a devil on your shoulder, as I might say, as he seems to have convinced Mr. Ye that this Adolf Hitler fella is quite a lovable character as Ye has proclaimed.

I love Hitler. He says there's a lot of good things about Hitler. Well, well dick i went looking and i gotta tell you i can't find anything you can't find any good things about this individual i just can't find anything what'd you find you i see you highlighting everything well uh let's see here now it turns out did you highlight the negatives or what just just facts i found interpret them however you want okay Okay. Turns out that in 1933,

the year that Hitler assumed total power, political opponents, gypsies, Jehovah's Witnesses, and homosexuals were imprisoned at Nazi camps. Following 1938, Hitler's forces filled those camps with Jewish prisoners. And get this, Dick, here's why he did it. Simply because

they were Jews. Now that I thought you were reaching for the horn for a second. Now that doesn't sound like good behavior dick persecuting people based on their ethnic identity. Isn't is that fair? Was it legal?

It was legal under the laws he created. That doesn't seem reasonable. Good point. Not to mention, have you heard of this Kristallnacht, the Night of Broken Glass? Yeah. Which led to the murder of 96 Jews and the burning of between 1,000 and 2,000 places of worship. Well, that's just terrible. Yeah.

You know what they're going to tell you is who owned the glass replacement companies. Shut up, Danny. He burned 1,000 synagogues and only got 90 Jews? That's what you're saying? Well, he was saving all the mass murder for later. For Germans, they're not very efficient. He wasn't in the murdered zone yet. I guess that was the Austrian side of him that was burning all the Kristallnacht.

He was getting hyped up. In early 1939, the Nazi party secretly began the child euthanasia program, under which it murdered disabled children by... Oh, well, that's not that bad. Let's see. Hitler... Oh, so you did find something that you liked about Hitler. You were saying the same fucking thing like two weeks ago.

You said the same thing, that they should be euthanized because they're a drain on families and society. You said that. I didn't say exactly that. And you said that you would love to go on big shooting sprees. What bigger shooting spree than the Holocaust? Look, comparisons between me and Hitler aside, of which there may be some similarities. I need one more.

Big shooting. Get rid of mentally infirm people. Shut up. Starting World War II. Basically a big shooting spree. Hitler authorized all phases of the Nazi Party's euthanasia efforts in order to cleanse Germany's Aryan race leading to the deaths of at least 6 million Jews.

The infamous use of gas chambers at Hitler's extermination camps was responsible for much of the killing. Well, that's just... Oh, and then this whole... That's the worst part. Is that the worst, or did you save something? Is that your worst thing?

I mean, there's a lot of them. You wouldn't even say this to Kanye's face. That mustache was pretty bad. I would say this to Kanye's face. Yeah. I think nobody is really... Everyone's really softball in Kanye... or yay. Sorry. You fucking dead.

Yay-dolph, there you go. Everybody's treating him with kid clubs because there's this weird... did you see the Gavin McGinnis interview Oh that was pathetic What did you think about that Danny Gavin McGinnis interviewing I mean I love that he has Alex Jones And Gavin McGinnis

Like both kind of besides themselves Being like I don't know They're like if we can't reason with this dude And meet him somewhere Like in the middle or whatever we're're like, I don't know. What's weird is their white man confidence. They go, surely I can convince this black gentleman that Hitler was bad. I'm watching Gavin McGinnis rehearse his lines in the car.

I'm like, this is the most pathetic. What are you, practicing to run game on the head cheerleader? That's fucking pathetic, dude. Like, they're all trying to walk him back into their version of conservatism so they can turn around and go like, well, guys, darn it, I try to conserve. All of those guys. Because they want him. He's a big get.

Oh, that's a huge get. Yeah. I'll tell you this. They're all fucking liars. Like, anybody who says, like Gavin was saying this, well, people should be, people should all be treated like as individuals. There's no such thing as a group.

Like, okay, so I guess if you see like a woman driving, you're like, well, I don't know. She could be the greatest driver ever. She could be super great with money. I guess that's you then, bro, because you never fucking group anybody together. Fucking Socrates. Thank you so much for enlightening us. I'm so dumb That I'd ever group

Anybody together You'd be great For the black vote Well you know Everybody's their own Fucking person Thanks Tim Thanks for your input

You fucking moron Everyone makes generalizations But it is Sad It's sad to watch Those videos Where very clearly Alex Jones and Gavin

Are like God if I could just get this guy to be my brand of conservative oh i'd be rich money oh god yeah he'd be right i'm trying to just pry him away from nick fuentes they just want to be and candace owens you know kind of yeah yeah yeah how is it that nick has all the control well but he doesn't because he's perfect he's fucking great that's why he's not have. Probably because he's perfect. He's fucking great. Shut up with this shit. He's not perfect.

Yes, he is. He's only 24. You weren't half the man, Nick, is at 24. He has so much time to learn and teach. Stop. Stop. He can live to be 90 years old. You're such a fucking idiot.

65 years of lecturing about America being first and stuff. And lecturing about how we need to be a Christian Orthodox nation with no pornography and no premarital infidelity of any sort, all of which I know you're against. Hitler got the Iron Cross in World War I. He fought for his country. Have you ever fought for your country? He fought for the Germans.

That's not good. World War I. World War I was not a good war. It was still a bad war. Yeah, but it was the mustard gas war. The Germans were throwing that shit around. Hitler ruined that dumb little mustache. Think of how annoying it would be

if everybody was walking around. Imagine hipsters. Oh, you're saying you want, you're glad the mustache is gone? I've had a relative who had that mustache, too. He was, like, he survived the Holocaust, the Jewish guy, and he had it because he's like,

for whatever reason, he just didn't want to get rid of it. I think it could be a good look. I bet I would look great with that mustache. There's not a good look. I can't do it. I was 10 years old. Didn't Michael Jordan try that mustache? He did in a Hanes commercial.

Yeah. It looked great. Yeah. Adolf Hitler loved dogs. Best-selling writer. Best-selling... Wow. He'd be in his DMs all day. Hey, Hitler, Adolf Hitler loved dogs Best selling writer Well You'd be in his DMs all day Hey Hitler did you see me at the Netflix protest

I saw that your book got banned I don't do that I don't slap any DMs Why do people tell you stories Anyway I just think that this Hitler guy He seems like he's not a very Great guy I mean we talked about all this I just think that this Hitler guy He seems like he's not a very great guy

Bad news All this Final solution stuff He made these six different camps Including the most famous of which Was Auschwitz-Birkenau These were camps meant for murder, Dick And then afterwards

The Nazi party was so ashamed Of what they had done and afraid of the ramifications That they destroyed the camps because they knew what they were doing was wrong. You think that was out of shame? I don't know. It was out of something. And then

you know that Hitler was very bitter and jealous of artists who were successful. Did you know that? He was highly critical of contemporary movements like Dadaism and Cubism. Like Isom.

He was anti-Isom. Was he anti-woke or was he pro-woke? The worst part of this show is that on any other podcast they go, Hitler, that's a slam dunk, right? And now I know I'm going to check the fucking voting. Hitler, downvote, downvote, terrible problem. Upvote you mean?, Hitler, downvote, downvote, terrible problem. Upvote, you mean?

Oh, no, downvote. Yeah, downvote. Yeah, you're right. Because our audience is very unpredictable. Guys, I'm just saying there's guys like Hitler, some modern guys who kind of look and remind me of them, maybe Nick Fuentes. And I don't like these kind of guys. They preach a lot of hate.

They got a lot of hate in their hearts. They don't like people of different religions, different ethnicities. I mean, and the horror, let's put it this way, Hitler was so horrible that what is it? How horrible was he? How horrible? 80 years later, he's able to

infect the mind of our great black individuals and convince them that the Jews are up to something. He was a mind virus of a man. Plus he ruined the mustache. Put on that fancy suit and that funny mustache and he infects. Like 100 years of human history, 200 years. When are we ever going to get away from this guy?

He never goes away. That's why you got to stop thinking he's a problem. Got to just pretend he doesn't even exist, but how can I when Mr. Ye is out here telling everyone that we need to love Hitler? Yeah, you know what he's talking about though, right? Okay, you think

okay, yeah. Because people keep saying, no, it's just this like Christian love everybody thing. Yeah, but I said this before. But then he adds on to it. I was just going to say, yes, he says the love everyone, but also isn't part of that also forgive everybody, which Ye is not doing.

Right. Yeah. So should he not be doing both of those things? Also, I'm confused. It seems like he's not a picking and choosing, which is kind of something that Jews do. He's also doing when he says like, I love Hitler because I'm a Christian, then he also says, like, take that, Ari Emanuel.

Yeah, which is what I think that's... That's not an expression of love. You can't love Hitler out of spite for a Jewish executive. Yeah. That's not pure Christian love. Yeah, but you're the guy on Twitter, like, making pedophile jokes. No, I don't. Yeah, you did. the guy on Twitter like making pedophile jokes. No, I don't yeah you did like occasionally so

It's not the only joke I make Okay Yeah, he's making jokes. I don't know I'm saying he's saying stuff. Here's the thing you can't go mentally I love everybody. I love I love the you know Jews and I love Hitler But then he goes the Holocaust didn't happen Which makes me think Did he say that? Yeah he said that a bunch of times Did you watch it?

I don't know if he said those words He didn't say it didn't happen He said it was just kind of over exaggerated Okay he said it was exaggerated And the abortion of black babies is another Holocaust He keeps saying that abortion thing Nobody's forcing abortions on anybody Well It doesn't work Holocaust and we don't talk about it. He keeps saying that abortion thing. He goes, nobody's forcing abortions on anybody.

Well, I tried. It doesn't work. I can't even get a fucking girlfriend to do it. You know. They're walking them through it. Is it different? We understand that it's different when something that's alive and living a life is horribly forced into a gas chamber as opposed

to a thing that never lived is like yanked out of a non-existent state i don't know if you want to throw i don't know if you want to conflate the arguments of abortion and the holocaust i don't think that's gonna go well for you doing no it's not it's going spectacularly i don't think you want to make people pick between abortion and the holoca I want you to pick. Abortion. Which is worse? Put a poll in the chat right now. I used to do this joke on Twitter that was what was worse,

American slavery or the Holocaust. Yeah. Like back when you could joke on Twitter. And now I realize like that, that joke would be the end of me. Put up a poll. Ask people. That should be your first thing back.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I know he knows the holocaust happened in some respect But he's downplaying it weirdly He's saying like Oh it didn't really go that way and it wasn't that bad How much more do you want him to play it up though? I don't want him to play it up at all I want him to stop

He's nuts I mean the crazy thing is he's kind of like run out of podcasts to do. Like, what's next? Dude, on Gavin, he was super boring to listen to. He's always got nothing left to say. Should he go on the boys cast? Would you guys let him on the boys cast? Probably.

We had Sneeko on there on the boys cast like six months ago, and now Sneeko's working with Ye. Yeah. He's in there with him. We, of course, have had, what do you call it, Josh Denny on here a couple times, and him and Ye are buddies now. Is that true? Yeah.

They're texting. That's wild. It is wild. What do you think about it? Who could have ever predicted that Kanye West would be in our weird fucking corner of the internet? Apparently, though, he's also holding court with Owen Benjamin, and that's not good. Owen Benjamin posted a photo of him in this giant Ye 24

gene. Owen Benjamin is legitimately insane. Even more so than Ye. Would you say that what Ye has right now is black privilege? The fact that he can say all this stuff and just I feel like a white man in his position would be truly ruined. A white man in his position would be truly ruined.

A white man in his position would not have his song still on Spotify. It would be like overnight. Everything is gone. He would be like completely unperson. It's only because it's yay that we have the, that they'll give him the mental health excuse. They go, well,

he's just crazy. Maybe he'll be on crazy in like a month. Yeah. No white guy ever gets the mental health. What's the, well, he's just crazy. Maybe he'll be on crazy in like a month. Yeah. No white guy ever gets the mental health. Crazy part though. He's saying it on TV. Like no one care of ease. Yes,

they would. Nobody, nobody loves Hitler. Dick. That's what I'm saying. I just gave you new. Yeah. That's no sane person.

No sane person loves Hitler. Yeah, I don't know. I would have thought that a few weeks ago as well, but go look at YouTube comments. Go look at the guy from the ADL. No, they're all trolling because they think it's funny. Did you see the guy from the ADL was on the Breakfast Club yesterday? Yeah.

Go check out those comments and see if anybody likes Hitler, loves Hitler. What's the sane response when the president of the ADL goes on the breakfast club and says, we got to get him before what he says gets to more people? Like, what's the mentally healthy response to a guy saying that? Actually, I saw that clip and I go,

that's got to be out of context. And then I went and listened to the whole interview and I was like, what is wrong with the ADL, man? in my not to defend him i think he meant we them as we got to get them as in like the adl get them but it did not sound like that at all yeah that's worse it sounds pretty bad i just want to know what the sane response is yeah somebody in the chat with the name youtube Commenter says we are not trolling Vito Well thank you YouTube commenters Everywhere

I think some of you are trolling Point is I do not like this Hitler man kind of a I do not like him Sam I am Kind of a big jerk He's dead though And that's something I can vote up He's not a problem anymore And that's something I can vote up every day of the week. So he's not a problem anymore.

He clearly still is. His fucking influence, his tendrils have echoed throughout history. And that's a problem. His evil tendrils? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like nobody else did anything, right?

I'm not saying no one else did anything. There's a lot of problems. Hitler's so bad because everyone needs him to be so bad because they're like, well, if it was happening again I would fucking do something He's probably worse Than Seth Rogen So you could probably Vote him up above that

That would be reasonable Seth Rogen is going to Ruin the Mario movie though That's true How many Mario movies Has Hitler ruined? I don't know I haven't thought about it

Danny what do you think On Hitler? Thumbs up? Thumbs down? If anything he created He created the Mario movie Because it led to us Nuking Japan

and them revitalizing their economy. So Hitler led to Mario. I'm going to go thumbs down on Hitler. Thumbs down. This could get clipped out of context like when Vito said I love Hitler. Oh, there's so many, yeah. But now at this point, everyone's said it.

Everyone's quoted that goddamn interview. Yeah, it doesn't work if you quote it. You think he's worse than Alex Jones, Hitler? I think he's worse. Because Alex Jones killed, basically terrorized those parents. Shut up, you're school. Yeah. Stop making me feel bad for Alex Jones.

You shouldn't feel bad for Alex Jones. He's a demon. Are they going to collect any of that money? Because that settlement is ridiculous. That's the most American shit ever. They go, you owe $1.5 billion. But even if they get $50 million out of it, which is what they're saying, I'm like, that's

absurd. He didn't kill anybody. He should have to work for them. Wouldn't McDonald's have to pay for that fucking drive-thru hot coffee? Hey, that was a real one. That really melted that lady's privates. Yeah, that actually did. I don't know. I feel like that's And inspectors had been to that store numerous times

And said this coffee is like Literally scalding hot Turn it down You know this story backwards and forwards I go to McDonald's I know all the McDonald's lore Our problems are Hitler Yeah

The war on anonymity And the female dating strategy podcast, right? Fantastic. Danny, do you want to give your plugs and stuff? And then we're going to listen to some more stories. My plugs are follow, subscribe to me on YouTube, underscore Danny. Or just my full name, Danny Polisak, youtube.com. Danny Polisak. Danny jokes everywhere.

Tuesday nights, I got my call-in show, Low Value Mail. Wednesday nights, The Bathhouse, which is live from the Stan Comedy Club. It's a call-in show as well. Friday, The Boys Cast with Ryan Long. That's it. God, are you doing shows three nights out of the week?

Oh, and I stream the Female Dating Strategy Podcast pretty much on Sundays. Jesus. That's awesome. That's great. It's a big show. Yeah. All right, well, everybody check it out.

It's hell for everybody involved. Don't forget to vote on the problems at biggestproblem. That's great. It's a good show. Yeah. All right, well, everybody check it out. It's hell for everybody involved. Don't forget to vote on the problems at biggestproblem.show. Okay. Pearson voice calls. We'll see which is worse, Hitler or a dating podcast. Well, you didn't say what's worse. We're saying what's a problem. I know.

I'm just fucking with you. Oops. My mouse froze. Hold on. It's your mouse. There we go. This is the live show. For those of you who watch the video hey guys uh

this is a guy who passed out at the live show for those of you who watch the video i can be seen in the front row on the right wearing the waifu watcher shirt being the only one dancing uh when yeah so listen uh i got a few things here first all, to the guy who wrote in saying that audience participation is a problem. Listen, I've been listening to Dick since episode one of the original base problem. I think I deserve a little bit of audience participation. No, no,

no. I'm owed at least that I've been paying Patreon long enough. I don't know. Second of all, don't tell me, other guy, that you know how drunk I got

and I don't know how drunk I got. Listen, man. I was using the tree as a pillow first of all. Uh-huh. Okay,

and then it just passed out again. Okay, here's the deal. You can be the biggest fan in the world. You can buy everything in the world. Don't participate deal You can be the biggest fan in the world You can buy everything in the world Don't participate

You can like You can like cheer Like you can shout a couple things Yeah But then you end up like that one guy Who just would not stop interrupting Over on the other side And I don't care how many episodes he's listened to

It was fucking up the show Yeah That was funny when you yelled at him though Was it? I couldn't even tell yeah it's funny all right good okay here's you do a bunch of live shows danny you deal with a lot of like stupid heckler idiots honestly it's so crazy because i do so many live call-in shows i don't have any kind of screener i straight up i pick up the phone every time yeah and it's unreal

that i haven't had any issues really we had one episode of the bathhouse where we were getting prank called a lot just because but i think it was just someone who kept spoofing a number and so they so mostly the cone stuff is just fine it's honestly totally fine and again like i don't have uh the what is the ftc like i'm not on the radio i'm on youtube so someone really says something crazy i hang up on. Well, this is actually at our live show. We had people who think because they listen to us on YouTube, they can come to a live show and yell as if they're listening to it in their house. And we're like, yeah, just don't do that as much. Sounds like a lot of your listeners are autistic.

Douchebags. Yeah. Autistic. Douchebags. Voting up. No, I love her. I love her. Yeah, you're right.

That's an autistic thing to do. Okay. Here we go. Voting up. I love it. Yeah, you're right. That's an autistic thing to do. Okay, here we go. This is a giant problem, bro. The fact that all of a sudden there's these AI-generated self-images of each other. And without a doubt, everybody's looking better than what their own self reality looks like now. Cut him. Just cut him. Guys, 30 seconds.

Get it out. Practice it. If you load a voicemail and it says a minute 14 and it starts off with, the thing is, guys, just cut it. See, it's funny when you're doing that. Okay, but I don't, like, you can tell. Here's another one. Try recording that again, whoever that was. Get it, 30 seconds, you go.

Oh, shit, I deleted it. All right. Whatever. Here's another one. Vito framed his bad blood problem on the internet when really he should have framed it around your girlfriend not liking one of your friends. That's a good one. What have you been doing? Oh, I've been hanging out with so-and-so And they have to go on for a fucking hour-long rant About how terrible a person that is And how they don't like them And how they don't ever want to see them

And if they're anywhere that you are That they're not going to go And blah, blah, blah, blah It's fucking Oh, yeah, no Don't not go where I am That would be horrible I'm always the friend who the girlfriend hates

So Why? I'd be like, hey, can we hang out? He's like, I don't know My girlfriend's around why i'd be like hey can we hang out he's like i don't know my girlfriend's around and she doesn't like you at all i don't know because they see a big fat cat and i'm a huge misogynist asshole and it rubs them the wrong way i think all women are whores okay um that's not true i love women it's okay one more here we go oh fuck you veto i uh okay i'll admit i'm a bit of an incel and went on a date though today so that was oh good job i get you know we're talking and then she brings up that spiders are actually good and you

shouldn't kill them and all i'm now what i'm thinking about instead of you know trying to pretend to be normal for the pretty girl that i'm talking to i'm now thinking about your fat fuck ass explaining that spiders are pointless spider apologists are actually evil and because i agreed with you on that but now it's like i have to just restrain myself from now what i'm saying is i don't need you putting more impediments giving me more reasons to hate women like i honestly i should stop listening to the show but well it is funny if you don don't want to hate women, listening to anything in the dick show universe is probably not. Anyway, the thing I agree with you, but also stop bringing in problems I agree with, because then it causes problems for me.

Okay, whatever. Yeah, makes sense. All right. Take care of yourself. Spiders are pointless. Danny, what do you think about spiders? I'm not a huge fan of them. I don't think they're pointless, though.

What do you think about people who are like, they see a spider and they're like, I gotta bring it outside because it's so important to the environment. Oh, that's, yeah, that's nonsense. You know, it's gonna really help my crops when the harvest comes in. Exactly.

No, come on. It always makes a difference. Well, that's the argument. Did you know spiders kill other spiders, which is the reason spiders are good? Yeah. Okay. Follow that logic if you can. You want to do the super chat?

Yeah, where are we starting from? I think this one. Just drag it. Oh, no, you can't cover it up. No, I can't cover Danny's face. It's not that one from Evil whatever That one's from the last show Well you can read it if you want

Well who knows if it's from the last show But Evil Fossil for 11.11 With three praying black hands Thank you There you go Inshallah John Riffs for 10 Two out of the third

Two out of three hosts are gay Twice in a row LOL Those who don't stand with yay would not have stood with MLK. That's absolutely right. If you don't stand with yay, you wouldn't have stood with MLK. That's not true. I don't follow that logic.

I don't follow that logic at all. Vinlay, for a big $50, give me a ding, dick, says, I just made my fiance cry. Inshallah. Damn Cheetos. Well, inshallah to you, my brother. Thanks, man. Thank you, sir. Pete Oxenham for two.

Any chance this guy can say something more outrageous? I love him. Thank you. Who's he talking to? CG for five. Who is actually excited for a 3.5 hour long Fern Gully sequel That sounds like

A gay version Of the Clockwork Orange Torture I actually can go To the critic screening Of Avatar 2 But I'm not going Because I hate

The 3D glasses I haven't even seen The first one That's crazy But yeah I hate Those 3D glasses too I get a headache I'm like I'm gonna get

Half an hour in And I'm gonna have to leave. Benjamin for $9.89. Vito seems like a weak and floppy handshake guy. Why? I was confirmed that I gave great handshakes and that the previous live show, your road rage. I'm done doing handshakes. I fucking hate handshakes, man.

Well, I just fist bump. I always try to do a fist bump. Less contact, less germs, quicker, more efficient. Yeah. Riley, for 10, tonight I'm using, oh no, this is mint salad. Tonight I'm using cinder blocks in my dinner salad instead of croutons. Because the man Dick Masterson is back. Yes!

Back on Twitter. I'm going to stay up all night. Tweet. What's the first thing I should tweet? Well, that's the thing. You've got to plan your first tweet back. I don't want to plan it. I just want to go from the hip. Bah, bah, bah, bah. No, it's the first thing I should tweet? Well, that's the thing, you gotta plan your first tweet back I don't wanna plan it, I just wanna go From the hip I'll post that Rayleon shit

Don't post the Rayleon thing Oh god Hey, David March is here, good friend David March Five, panel question Would you marry a girl who has been with 350 guys? No Tommy Tanaka, yes, absolutely What kind of dumb question is that

I mean she would have to There's just like I think even if she doesn't have Like an STD There's just some weird Ancestral taint It going on in there You're talking about

The hottest porn star You just would not Want to fuck I would just constantly Be thinking of all the cum That had been Around her That's fucking gay

I know What? I hate cum I think it's gross You sucked a guy's dick Well, they didn't cum Or at least they didn't cum in my mouth Didn't you taste it, like bubbling around and shit in there?

I don't know, I wasn't like going like too aggressive on it i wasn't damn i should have read your early life section on wikipedia anyway i think cum's disgusting i hate it why would you be thinking about it when you're fucking a girl then well if she's hot too like she'd be like this isn't some if she's had 650 guys that's 350 loads at At least. That's like a swimming pool full of cum that has been on and in and around her. Why does more loads, like why is a thousand

worse than one? Because one you can go like, alright, I can brush it off. It's already gone. What do you mean? I'm saying I think it lingers. It's like ghost cum. It's like forever attached to her. Ghost. That's just how it feels mentally to me. Do you think about

that? I try not to think about that stuff generally. Well, that's why you're a more healthier and happier individual. You should practice meditation. You gotta be in the moment. Anytime I close my eyes, I see cum so it's never gonna work. Okay. The meditation, I've tried. Maybe I need a better

Better mantra Anyway David That was my answer Dick says yes Danny would you Marry a girl Who's been with 350 guys Sure

There you go I mean I wouldn't marry her But It says would you marry Well I I would lie about it Like oh yeah We're getting married

Sure Okay you would lie to a woman About potentially marrying her. That's the same. That's the context of his question. You can't just say, just say, okay, you just want to sleep with Hitomi Tanaka. I got it. Cool for two.

Thank you all for not killing yourselves. We're doing our best. Benjamin for $9.99. You don't have to work out your body, Vito. Just work out your face. You got a big fat face. Krabzula for $5.55. Hey, Dick, any relation to Danny Masterson, the actor from that

70s show, accused rapist, currently on trial? Well, actually... No, he's free! He's free. Yes! More freedom! It's a big week for freedom. Well... Danny's out to rape another day! Don't, don't. That's not what... He's my cousin. I gave him tips. No, you didn't.

Please don't make that part of the lore. Why? He's innocent. What was it? It was mistrial uh innocence not the same guilty it is literally innocent it's not guilty that's fucking innocent welcome to america bro maybe in hitler's germany it was i don't partially innocent but in america it's fucking innocent, dude. Fair enough. Reek, did I ever tell you I was on a reality show with Danny Masterson? No. It was like a prank show. Did he rape you? No, but I like, I brought

my friend was the mark, so I brought him to this house and told him that these two beautiful women wanted to have sex with us. I'm gonna suck his dick and not let him come. No, no, no. There's two beautiful like models, and I told them they really want to like fuck or whatever it was. And then me and one of the girls went

in the other room and then he was stuck out there with the other girl and then her husband comes home and it's like a whole thing, right? And the idea is Danny Masterson was in like a sound booth going, tell him to say this or it'll be funny if he said that. And it was all fake, obviously obviously and we never met

danny masterson even once and now i'm realizing because of this i will never be able to get footage of that ever again because it has been memory holds because of the rape yeah or the rape that didn't happen the consensual sex yeah so you'll never get to see me awkwardly leave my friend uh we'll find it it's a good story too bad i'll have to tell the whole story sometime uh reek veto hitler is the hanukkah monster or mel gibson that might be true that would be cool if the jews at hanukkah had like a little stuffed hitler and the kids had to like you know fight it or something i don't know it had a little something but that's my again that's my christian like hitler well that's my christian upbringing is i always want little characters and fanciful details you love hitler you couldn't live without

him who would you blame who would be the bad guy then fucking thanos i don't love hitler michael fee for five says veto your willingness to say negro is hilarious you need to start saying hebe tbF to the Jews. Benjamin for $4.99. Vito as the prosecutor in the Nuremberg trials. I would have done great. No one could have failed.

I would have really... I guess. A couple of those guys were a little squeaky. Pete Oxenham for $10. Congratulations, Dick, for being back on Twitter. Stoked to have you back, buddy.

Politics aside, I hope these liberal Vito-style folks will finally decide TBF to Alex Jones to hashtag free Alex Jones kill Alex Jones in Minecraft. We love Alex.

Apparently I don't. Shut up. I hate him. You love him. How many? Why could he treat someone's parents like that and their families

despicable? Once he pays the billion, we'll all forgive him. Not me. Reek for two. Dick, Vito is definitely more than twice the man. Thank you. CG for five.

I'm old enough to remember when at least six million Jews used to be up to six million Jews. I'm not old enough to remember that, too. You must be pretty old. Yeah, I don't remember all the numbers. I love that Vito reads this in like such a classic broadcaster voice too. Yeah, and they're all horrible comments about Hitler.

They're like the worst comments, but you sound like such a broadcaster. The thing about the Jews is they're sneaky, grubby-handed little devils who I just don't trust as far as I can throw them.

Thank you, commenter. Yeah, not good. Drunk in Atheist Studio for five. Great episode. I saw Danny do stand-up in Chicago last year. Got to grab drinks with him, Ryan, and the quartering. Good times. Yeah, I got fucked up.

That's cool. Got fucked up there. And Maladroit for $9.99. He may not be able to make a car that doesn't explode, a spaceship that doesn't explode, or a brain chip that doesn't explode, but at least he unbanned Dick. So I guess Elon's okay.

Here's close to $8. He didn't do it fast enough, though. You really gonna nitpick this man? He just got in there. He had a couple priorities before unbanning the great Dick Masterson. Alright, he's fighting for his life up there. I'm not grateful of things.

Okay. And then he brought back his friend, Ye, and what does Ye do? Immediately betrays him. Immediately fucking banned Ye. Well,

Ye betrayed his trust. Now I still have to keep truth social or whatever. He went to Ye and he's like, you're definitely not going to post any weird variations of the swastika, right?

And he's like, absolutely not, Elon. Everything's going to be great. And then immediately, swastika is a hit. Oh, thank God no one saw the swastika again. Oh, fuck. Well, God forbid anyone sees a fucking swastika around.

Every time I see it, I feel like. He should have posted that fucked up one that was all drawn. Someone was learning for the first time. Yeah, it's all backwards and shit. Danny, thanks a lot for coming on, man. One more time. Guys, go to YouTube.com slash underscore Danny to find all the great Danny Polishek stuff

he's got a million shows and we love them all yeah don't forget to vote on the problems at biggestproblem.show Dick can you show us our top supporters

real quick oh yeah and let's say we got maybe one last super chat we'll maybe read that one real quick I think I messed up on the

hold on just put anyone it doesn't matter I haven't updated it, so... Okay. I'm going to update it. All right, look. It's within...

It's about a month. Our top supporters, we do have a new bonus episode of The Biggest Problem in the holidays. Talking about Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa,

and all your favorites at patreon.com slash biggest problem. We are currently under $6,000 a month, so these stingers will stop. If you fucking people don't stop penny pinching, I'm going to buy my kids presents. Pay for the bonus episodes. Buy them a bonus episode. Put their name. You pieces of shit.

It's like naming a star after them. You name an episode after them. Buy your kids a subscription to The Biggest Problem. Danny, thanks for coming by. It's been great having you. My pleasure. Thanks so much for having me. Absolutely. I'm going to check out all your talking about this

fucking lady podcast. I'm going to do another one on Sunday if anybody wants to join us in hell. It's torture. Alright. Bye, guys's torture. Alright. That's a show. Bye, guys. Bye-bye.