The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 93

Episode Date: June 10, 2023

Graduation Speeches, Too Many Beginner Tutorials, Food Going Bad, Parental Wisdom

And go Yes What were you criticizing before You gotta fade the song out a little bit Well we were listening to that song Off YouTube So it actually was just dead air It was even worse than what you're thinking

What are you fiddling around on your phone for I'm retweeting your Show announcement that we're here And we're live Just when I said I needed more time, you laughed at me. No, I didn't laugh. Here we are. Here we are.

Here we are, reaping the sows of our rewards. I'm excited. I'm happy to be here. Is it working? That's what I'm looking at. It seems like it's working. Pull up. Pull up, guys.

Pull up, everybody. Pull up, friends. Pull up to your favorite podcast. Pull up and get your, make sure you're carrying your business cards for a networking event that you're sure to enjoy. He does talk about, oh, I got guns and all. It's like kind of a violent guy. Pull up. The Eric July arc is, continues to become fascinating as more and more personalities are drawn into it. Well, because it's Black

Maddox. That's why. It's a guy who can't admit he's wrong being actively wrong. Who would know that my pitiful jealousy of a black man's comic book project would spawn such a great narrative arc. So much comedy. You know what I've heard a lot

Is people saying The worst part is Is that Vito was right The worst The part they hate most About the Eric July thing Is that It meant you were correct

This whole time I knew I was right though Like There's I I write Right And I read

And I And like And I also have worked on Like a lot of Kickstarter campaigns And like had to edit I've been like an editor And stuff Uh-huh

So when I looked at his campaign And I'm like Oh, this guy just can't write Like a decent sentence That's like a very strong Indicator Like right now It's a strong indicator

It's a very strong indicator If I look at the back of the book And it's like gibberish Like a child wrote it I think I don't think this book's gonna be I hate to judge a book by its cover Yeah, and some people who I understand are not maybe as obsessed with the English language and how words fit together Michael I don't know. It sounds fine to me and I'm like no like I can tell

That this is a very low writing level and there's no way that guy writes like this He's gonna make a great comic like But you're right. There's no way for me to who writes like this is going to make a great comic. But you're right. There's no way for me to convince people of that because people are not, a lot of people do not have a background in writing and editing and whatever else. I'm just good at sticking to the facts though. Yes. Facts is bad and that's why it's bad.

Yeah, but it made a lot of money. No, it's bad and this is why it's bad. Don't care. Bad and this is why it's bad. Could it get better is the question. I'm excited to see. I'm excited to see. I'm excited to see.

See, that's the other thing, too, is that I'm also a very fair guy. If it got good, I would have to go, well, he hired somebody to tell him what to do, clearly, because he didn't write it himself. I mean, thank God for this show. You would just be seething about this comic by yourself and i would never have read it yeah and everybody would still be going i just heard it's a great comic and i don't know what you're so mad about all right all right i'm gonna do the fifth grade teacher review for i saw number one later but let's do this fantastic

close enough biggest problem Didn't fucking do it. Close enough. Biggest problem in the universe. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from sketchy semi-glutide to Vito's love of pride. That was sent in by James. What do you think about that? I'm your host, Nick Masters. Joining me as always is Vito Giswaldi.

I think you should let me review the rhymes before the show. Well, how would you improve that one? Vito's love of pride. Vito's love of gay pride would have gave it. Of gay pride? Well, it would have gave it the same number of syllables. Well, yeah, but it's not gay pride gay pride though Cause it's trans pride and stuff The problem is that the sentences need

The rhyme needs two sentences that are like The same length From sketchy semi-glutide To veto's love of gay pride No From sketchy semi-glutide To veto's love of the pride Or gay pride or something

Veto's gay semi-glutide To veto's gay love of gay pride Or something Vito's gay Semi-glutide To Vito's Gay love Of gay pride No You need to match Like You need to be right on

With the number of syllables I don't know why people Don't get that Okay I don't know why people Still send me rhymes For just things in general Yeah

Like can I have a rhyme They're like How about like Show co-host Named Maddox And I'm like what would that have to do with anything? the last episode I See anybody else just throwing out rhymes. She just used chat GPT It's hard. I've tried to I've tried to use chat GPT, but it doesn't understand like I don't know

There's something about a come up with clever puns Yeah, because it does it like correctly But none of them are any good None of them are funny Anyway I'd like to play around with that Go for it Thank you James

For the rhyme Are you ready for The winners The winners Yes People who pretend Not to get jokes Well that's a good one

I can't argue with that one I've suffered under the toil Of that situation For far too long yeah uh then snail in voting people don't want to trust their votes to a snail i have to admit who put together that awful snail image what do you mean there's like an angry there's like a snail but it has like evil teeth and a mail carrier's bag and that is your representation of so called snail in voting. You're talking about this guy

right here. I'm talking about this guy yeah. Would you want this guy would you want this guy would you trust this guy with your vote for whatever it might be the teeth you can't see the teeth too well at this thing but he's got these horrifying sharp teeth.

And I was like, Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, I am legitimately terrified of this creature you've created, so I can't argue with that. Yeah, nobody wants him. I don't want that thing showing up to collect my balance. You'll end up with some incompetent pedophile running the snail. Okay, running the snail world. The snail world. Some old geriatric.

Well, yeah, that's terrifying, and I understand why people don't want that snail. Nothing's fucking working now. Amazing. How are you doing? See a lot of movies this week? You seem kind of low energy. I did see a lot of movies this week. Yeah?

How were any of them? You had to grade them as one unit How would you grade them? I had a very good movie viewing experience On Tuesday, I screwed up Because I had said we should see Spider-Man together And then I was Well, I went to get tacos

And the taco place is right next to the movie theater And Tuesday Because Tuesday is cheap taco day You couldn't tell me? What? went to get tacos and the taco place is right next to the movie theater and tuesday because tuesday is cheap taco day you couldn't tell me what that you were doing this like because i was waiting around to see when when i was going oh okay and then i got no response then i'm like well i'm trying to make plans but apparently while i was waiting for you to tell me when we were gonna go see spider-man i just went and saw Spider-Man. You were seeing Spider-Man. All right. Well, I screwed that up.

That was bad. I was like, yeah, I don't know why. I'm not good at planning things. Let's be real. Well, you planned it. No, I didn't plan it. You said we're doing it on Tuesday, but then you just said, ah, fuck it. I'm just going to see it.

Well, I assumed. I was like, well, you know what? Because we're seeing that movie on Wednesday. And I'm like, why don't we see two movies together? And then I wake up and you're like I'm doing a big crypto space tonight and I'm like I got us those passes to see the Flash movie yeah oh well I didn't

I didn't know you had gotten me a thing too but I would have ditched I would have ditched anyway it was Wednesday honestly I showed up a little late and they told me the screening was full so but I was able to sneak into the screening by myself.

Okay. If it was both of us sneaking into the screening, yeah, it might have been a little more. Yeah. Also, because I got there so late, I ended up getting a – there was a lot of finagling because first I ended up in the very front row, which I don't even know why that's a row. I was like, wait, people watch movies like this? It's crazy yeah and i was like well i don't want to watch like this so i had to go back in the audience and steal some executives just put a tv in front of you yeah front row honestly or something it's like there's no point so i had to wait and like wait

for see which wb executives didn't show up and then steal one of their seats that were roped off or whatever else Yeah It was a whole production Yeah But I saw Spider-Man And it's great And you should see it

I wanted to Well you still can You don't have to see it with me But now it's just kind of like I'll just see it on Plex Yeah just see it on Plex Pirated And Flash was surprisingly good

Okay Did you think about his Rapes or anything While you were While I was watching the movie No Would that have enhanced it If you you think about his rapes or anything while you were watching the movie? Would that have enhanced it if you were thinking about his rapes or something? The one thing I started thinking about as related to Ezra Miller outside of the movie was there's a point in the movie where he ends up wearing an old lady's blouse as a joke. Okay.

And I was like, oh, I would think that Ezra Miller would have had like pitch to fit. Like the joke is that I'm wearing women's clothing. I wear women's clothing all the time. Yeah, it for some reason was in the movie. We're allowed to laugh at that, I guess. I guess because he stole it from an old lady. That's the joke. Oh, the joke is that she's old.

Yeah. Not that he's wearing. That's what they had to tell him. The joke's not that it's a lady. It's that she's old. You're wearing old ladies clothing. You can joke about old people i was like it feels like an old school hollywood oh man and women's clothing isn't that the most

ridiculous thing you can think of yeah you don't make those jokes anymore well we have a bonus episode on patreon.com slash biggest problem of biggest problem in the spider-man biggest problem in the spider-man spider-man universe it's just it's just his biggest problem in the spider-man biggest problem in the spider-man spider-man universe It's just as this just as biggest problem in spider-man Okay Honestly one of our better bonus episodes. I think we got redhead erasure. I know you fucking nerds love Love bitching about your redheads getting replaced by black people. I know that's your fucking you brought that problem I know I just brought it in for all these fucking nerds

They would shut up about their precious red Heads you know it was easy fucking replaced Easy win with redhead erasure You stupid idiots It was a great episode we talked about A lot of stuff talked about some of the ongoing Eric July stuff oh yeah we Talked about our giant our giant

Cage match fight oh with Flash cast or whatever. Yeah. I don't know what's going on anymore. Nina took a break from the internet for a day. Did you see that after that? Is that what she said? Yeah.

I need a break from the internet? No, she quit the internet for a day and came back and said, I needed a day off after that. That didn't last very long. I don't know what's got... She unblocked me on Twitter. I said, hey, let's just bury the hatchet, but I somehow have the feeling it's not going to last.

I'm not going to say anything about her. I have the feeling I'll say something, and she'll get mad at me again. All this is her fault. Yeah, well, she's very excited about Eric's new campaign. That was one of the comments on that video I brought in. Oh, should we watch it? Maybe we should.

Maybe we... Should we pull up? Should we pull up? Should we pull up To this video? This video in trouble Is because I'm not starting anything with Nina But it is interesting

That it's like She's 100% Gunning a hoe For this promo video Oh the promo video? Yeah She was commenting on that I'm so freaking excited

About this promo video Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I'm like I mean I guess You gotta cheerlead your guys thing i don't know are they like really good friends like her and eric july that's the weird thing too is i'm like

i don't know if eric july is really would you let your friend publish something this this bad i wouldn't i would stop it's a weird little like network okay is this the thing you're talking about so we have a new- This is the Eric July segment of the show. If you don't like it, if you're one of those people that says on Twitter, hey, I can't wait for this to be over. I'm just tired about it. Go fuck yourself.

They keep pulling us back in, man. We tried to get out. We're the victims. Yeah, Eric. We're the victims. His buddies keep tagging us Eric called me the N word Okay

I just This is what you want Here is yes So this is He's got Isom 2 is coming Oh really? He's gonna let us know All about

Oh How the haters Have been holding him back Oh Isom Pre-order is 6-12? Yeah it's coming up Next week

Yeah Wow do you think He had enough time To head with Superkiller. I'm going to lose all my customers to Isom. Do you think he learned how to write since we started this beef? I think it's possible

he's learned how to hire better ghost writers. I'm still not convinced he wrote the first one. Why? You've heard him talk. Because sometimes people ask him questions about it, and it seems like he's not sure of what's in his own comic. It's all wet. Okay, let's listen to this.

Yeah. Let's listen to this. So much discussion. So much hype. So much controversy. It's safe to say that Ice Psalm 1 was a success. With over 60,000 books sold and wonderful reviews from our great... Wait, what happened? I don't know.'t know it just like the audio cut out yeah something's going on

with my audio man all right hold on hold on hold on let's see controversy it's safe to say that isom one was a success with over 60 000 books sold and wonderful reviews from our great customers i'm just glad you all were satisfied with your purchase. So many people tried to ignore this as if it wasn't one of, if not the biggest story in independent comics. But whether or not they acknowledge this, it's still undeniable. The company is much bigger than what it was when we first started. We now have a team full of absolute rock stars and this couldn't be done without them. But of course, everybody wants to

know about the follow-up. Some say we were just lucky. It's a one-hit wonder. Then there's others that think we can actually do even greater numbers. Then there's some people who say the story sucks. Yeah, he didn't bring those people up for some reason. Then there's some people who say that it's a self-insert for you.

He's just an angry black guy who's obsessed with disrespect, and it has no plot. It all comes down to the money, as we're going to find out here. Okay, here we go. So everybody from our supporters to the not-so-much will be watching this campaign like hawks. Look, we're not expecting to make $3.7 million every campaign. That is an unrealistic expectation. But if we make just even a sixth of that, it's still a huge success. And we'll be able to reinvest.

What truly matters. Wait, reinvest? Yeah. In the company. In the warehouse. I got to get a bigger warehouse. My ego is getting bigger by the day. I need a bigger warehouse yeah my ego is getting bigger by the day i need a bigger warehouse to put my ego in what is what is the sixth of uh three million

yeah 50,000 500,000 okay i mean i assume it'll make that yeah yeah okay well is that those of you that purchase the product are happy with it. We have an entire universe to build for you, and I'm just thankful for this fandom. Your passion is inspiring. Our customer base ranged from old-school comic book lifers to others that made I Sum number one the first comic book purchase ever. And now I Sum 2 is on the horizon,

and I have a feeling it's gonna get you all talking again well he's gonna start a discussion that's what matters right now here's what drives me nuts is that the pitch is not I'm so excited about where I'm gonna take this character I'm so excited

about the story I have to tell you guys we're gonna create great art we're gonna create great storytelling it We're going to create great storytelling. It's, well, last time I raised $3.4 million, but if I can make $500,000, that's still a win. I'm like, this is not, this is the pitch? The pitch is how much money you want to make? What about all those people that aren't buying number two in that case? So five-sixths of the people don't want to see the second movie?

Is that what you're, that's what you're betting on in your mind? I think he knows that most of the people bought it. I'll be real. It's the same thing with my comic. I think some people are buying it or just like, well, I want to support Vito. Yeah. I'm going to go like, all right, well, let's do more of it. And they're going to go, well, I already got you started.

I'm not really into comics or whatever else. I get it. Yeah. Hopefully we can bring it down across time. It's a collector. Well, I have to say, you know, it's a, when you buy these things, you are supporting the company. I get it.

The company. Are you going to have a warehouse? No, I'm not going to have a warehouse. I might have to get like a storage unit depending on how much crap I put. Call that a warehouse? I could call it a warehouse. That'd be fun. Okay. But yeah, it's really, really i just the cynicism of the pitch like to just be like you know we raised this much money and that's why we know we're winning and if we

raise at least this much more money we'll know we're winning. It's the way that we collectively win is by you giving money to me. In a way, it's actually way more cynical before when he's like, we're going to change the comic book space. We're going to teach people to respect their customers. Yeah, that's all gone. Now it's gone, and it's just the real win. If we get together, Maybe we can't give me Another four million But we can give me

A lot of money So dig deep I'm letting you all know When the money giving starts And then Look I'm telling You guys know you're satisfied

With your purchase You're the customer You're the customer Customer Customer Customer Customer Customer

Yeah why do you want to talk about customer? Like, it's this weird business speak And I have this weird belief that my buddy, I was talking to him And he's like, yeah, because like dumb people are obsessed with the idea of like making money And having their own warehouse and having employees and having customers They're just like, so that is actually what excites them They don't want a comic or whatever else.

They want successful businesses. Because they're stupid. You can invest, just go buy stock. If you want to win, if you want, we will win. Why doesn't he sell

common stock in the company? That would actually make more sense than that for this we will win. No story needed. You can buy stock In my comic company

I would be like Honestly These people would eat it up They would go crazy He should do that We're doing a stock market We're doing a parallel economy Stock market

Dude they have that Fig site Where you can sell Like weird fake shares For your company Really It's usually like a huge scam Yeah it's weird

But uh Honestly Eric I should just do that Go I need For 10 million dollars You know That's the total amount I want to raise Like a huge scam? Yeah, it's weird. But honestly, Eric, I should just do that. Go, I need, for $10 million, you know, that's the total amount I want to raise. You'll own a part of the most exciting comic book company of all time. This is why the SEC exists. What are you saying?

Yeah, well, the SEC is, honestly, with this fake stuff, they're really dragging their feet and they're not doing a good job. Like Atari used it to scam a bunch of people out of money recently. Wow, Eric should really do that It would just be free money I don't know why he isn't Now I'm getting into the like grift of it I'm like, wow I mean, as long as you're going to do it If that's the only selling point

Then just, yeah, trick people into becoming shareholders You thought the first book was a success at four million This book is going to be an even bigger success at 500,000 Well, he's got three different books So maybe he'll make it up between all the titles is going to be an even bigger success at $500,000. Well, he's got three different books, so maybe he'll make it up between all the titles. Is there anything about the exciting story that's going to continue?

Was there any cliffhanger or anything? He will fight Santwon again. Maybe a fourth time. And get kicked out of a club two more times. There will be an even blacker spelling of someone's name in IZOM too. I'm excited. Okay, Popsculpture says, my aunt used to leave those little

Jesus comics as tips too. Wow, that's awful. Chick tranks. I want to make for the next Super Chilt Killer campaign I want to make a chick trank. I think I already said that. You did. Austin says, you and Vito had me rolling with your Buster Baxter rap

Yeah Somebody said that I could work on my flow In the video And I just wanted that person to know I don't know what that is So Why don't you I think it was a good little tag team

Why don't you take that I did rewatch that a couple times Where you're like This beat is too slow And I went No Dick Just approach it like this I can't It was a fun little i have not heard very much rap i understand well you don't even i somebody else left a comment where they're like one of the funny

things about the show is dick being unable to recognize popular music so i don't even know what you listen to nothing we played the blitzkrieg bop stinger and you're like oh that's a fun little i wonder how they came up with that i I'm like, it's an existing song. Y'all triggering Eric July is the funniest shit I've ever seen this year. Thank you. James says, I'm a snail man, and I wish voting by snail wasn't real. He's a snail. He's a snail.

Oh, he's a snail man. He works for the snailing company. Yeah. The United Snail. The United Snail office. Phony. Okay. Eric says,

Eric, as Eric joys the Michael Jordan of comics, he's Michael Jordan's baseball career. I saw that a couple of times. Ha ha. Torn quads, Dick's attempt at rapping was pretty spastic. I think he meant.

Fantastic. Fantastic. But there were little moments of gold in there. He's got to pace himself better. Chill a little. Oh, why don't you fucking kill yourself? That's a learned skill.

Jovi says, the clips of that flashcast stream are hilarious with Eric getting annoyed by the minute, but when EVS told him that

there should be motivation for Avery giving a shit about looking for the girl fucking gold. Yeah, that was gold. I still have not watched that whole thing because honestly,

man, those guys are like angry guys It's not I don't understand why people go looking for those shows of just like fighting and anger I'm like I thought like this show we're like, you know, we're pretty jovial fun. It's easy listening Clint says I just watched dick on the flashcast essentially being straight with Eric everyone But Ethan Van Syver was an absolute idiot and then turned the subject to veto and pedophiles uh all they have are ad hominem attacks when they can't defend genuine criticism and pretend not to understand context but when it's laid out for them clear as day uh

screw eric july and his sycophants i'm buying veto's comic he's not a pedophile he's just a liberal which is pretty close but luckily i haven't made the full liberal plunge, right? Redhead erasure. Hey Dick and Vito redhead erasure is a great problem a few months ago I made a I made a wikipedia a pedia article titled list of redheaded characters cast as people of color for film and television It was quickly and predictably removed by their humorless editors. Yeah, I don't think that's going to be on Wikipedia. Yeah, I think. I don't think you understand what Wikipedia is for. You got to make a separate wiki for that.

I still have a copy of the list in my sandbox. So here it is. Okay, thanks, David. All right. But then I had people trying to make me feel bad when I, I get some of that. Not all these redheads, though. Were we talking about the new How I Met Your Dragon? No, not How I Met Your Dragon.

How I Met Your Dragon. How to Train Your Dragon. Right. Yeah, they're getting rid of that blonde Nordic Viking girl and replacing her with a mixed race actress. I'm like, just get a little blonde girl. I don't get it. Why don't you make them look the same?

I don't know. It's a Viking story. Vikings, blonde or red hair. The braids,ids they're not they didn't have black vikings i just have bigger problems than this i know like there's so many other bigger problems and i'm not losing sleep over it it's just like if you're gonna tell that story you want to accurately cast it yeah okay is it my turn first did i I win? You won with something. I forget what it was. You won with... People who pretend not to understand jokes.

Yes. My problem is, by the way, we're doing the fifth grader review, fifth grade teacher review. At the end of the episode. Advise someone at the end of the episode. My problem is... Graduation speeches. Have you had to listen to a graduation speech?

I'm aware of them I don't remember any of them I guess I did go to my high school graduation Yeah You know what a nightmare these things are? That you have to go to? They're pretty stupid And they have every kid do one

Sometimes Not every kid Every kid? Every kid I thought it was supposed to be the valedictorian No, no, no, no, no They've got every kid in Every kid? Every kid. I thought it was supposed to be the valedictorian. No, no, no, no, no. They've got every kid in there giving his own special or her own special speech that is like it was spit out of a AI about mindless planets.

And they don't get any better. All the way up to the very top. Yeah. Like. When did you go to a graduation? I have to go all the time. For who? My girlfriend's a teacher.

And my sister has children. I always have to. I've had to go to these things. But you go to the graduation. For my entire life. For your girlfriend's students graduating. I have to end up there at some. I have to end up there at some point.

Vito. You have to put in the work. And what? You just listen to little kids talking about. Or anybody. Talking about Or anybody Or anybody Saying anything about anything Sure

It's all a preposterous farce All the way up to the celebrities Where they give those honorary ones At colleges For no reason I think it's one of those things where like Life is so devoid of meaning That you need to

Inject pageantry into it To try and Briefly convince yourself otherwise Is that what it is? Yeah I think life is just so Bleak and depressing Where it's like

Well at least I get to put on a hat And throw it And pretend I've achieved something By escaping from the public school system Why do they have to be so long? It feels like It feels like The first step of

indoctrinating people into giving and receiving TED Talks and presentations. This is your first taste, kids, of what will be the rest of your life. Preparing a retarded presentation to give people who don't want

to be there. Yeah. Okay, well, here's my talk About a bunch of annoying shit To prove to you that I'm a human By reading a script that could have been written by a computer Also that the At least for my high school I think it's the same for most high schools

That the top performing student Is supposed to give the graduation speech These are high school graduations I'm talking about Yeah So it's the valedictorian of the class Right performing student is supposed to give the graduation speech. These are high school graduations I'm talking about. Yeah. So it was the valedictorian of the class. Right. But my class was full of all these pissant, overachiever, little fuckheads. And some of them had exactly perfect scores.

So they had to give each of them their own graduation speech. And I remember going, you know, one of them's like the Asian kid. And I go, yeah, but he's like a little robot. Like, what does he have to say about the human condition? What did he have to say? Nothing, you know, one of them's like the Asian kid. And I go, yeah, but he's like a little robot. Like, what does he have to say about the human condition? What did he have to say? Nothing, you know, because that's the thing. All he does is focus on math and science. Oh, yeah.

You guys are so much better. You should have got me to give the graduation speech. You should get the lowest scoring kid to give the graduation speech, because at least he'll be like, hey, we got through it. We don't need any more speeches. got through it And none of this Fucking matters We don't need any more speeches We do not need Any of this stuff

It's gotta be stopped Okay a little Congratulatory Did you have a graduation In the Did you graduate college Yeah I didn't go To the graduation though

I graduated community college And I think they Did you go No No It's a community college there's like an optional thing i'm like the community college is like an hour from my house like i don't want to make that fucking drive to and also it's community college you don't like know anybody really i don't like

i don't know yeah god community college i should do that problem what did you graduate from i think i took that's the other thing i don't don't even remember. I think it was either a generic liberal arts degree, I think it was a liberal arts degree with an English, like, slant, it had like a special name. Slant? Well, the idea was like liberal arts slash English. They just call it slant in community college.

Well, it's a two-year degree, so they can't call it anything too special. The only reason I went to community college because I was like, oh, I'll get my basic credits here, and then I'll transfer to a real university Which I never did Because School is the worst thing in the world And I shouldn't have even went to the community college

Honestly It was a huge fucking waste of my time As I always tell kids Kids are like I'm always getting in trouble Because back when I used to like Stream kids would call in and they'd be like, I'm thinking about going to college. I'm like, just don't. There's no reason.

Okay. I'm like, just learn the Adobe Suite and you'll be fine. Now just learn AI. If you're a kid thinking about going to college, just go download all the AI programs and master whatever's going on. Okay. And you'll probably make way more money than anyone who's going to college. Here's some quotes From graduation speeches The sidelines are not where you want

To live your life That's Tim Cook, Apple's CEO Oh, he gave the speech To the kids? Yeah, the sidelines are not A man got up in front of people And said that The commencement speaker

Yeah, and they all sat there and said That's great great good job there was really resonates with me i think they got david zaslav to give a commencement speech somewhere yeah and he got booed he got booed because there's the writer's strike is going on that should happen all the time every commencement speech should be booed it seems like half these speeches are just an excuse for some weird stupid political like protest oh yeah i think like there's one there's always one where it's like the gay kid It seems like half these speeches are just an excuse for some weird, stupid political, like, protest. Oh, yeah.

I think, like, there's one, there's always one where it's like the gay kid is being told, like, all right, just don't say any gay shit during your graduation thing. And he just starts getting into it. He's like, I think the best part of school was sucking all that dick. And it's like, oh, what a brave and inspiring. And I'm like, what is the point of any, you know? How come there's not anything good that ever happens like that? Like a gay kid getting kicked out?

Yeah, no, they don't even, it's not even that exciting, really. Some kid got escorted out of my high school graduation by the police. Was he smoking weed? No, I think he had threatened to shoot someone. Oh, that's cool. A killer. Yeah. It was kind of like, you guys let him get out here and sit there you couldn't

just let him finish yeah this sucks all the all the like that's the thing though it's treating it all this stupid meaningless event as if it's like super important I'm always reading about like parents who are like shocked because their kids did something horrible and they're not gonna be allowed to walk at graduation i'm like you're not gonna walk well they're not

gonna walk jerry that's like wait we could have gotten out of this at any time i didn't know all i had to do was like set some shit on fire and i would have got kicked out of graduation that sounds great uh don't wait forever to find your bliss That was Katie Couric Thanks Katie And then everyone sat there and was like Oh man what a great What a great retarded thing to say There must have been some good ones There must be ones where like some cool celebrity shows up

No cause you could You could read it at home or get an email Like this could have all been an email This whole graduation Speech I remember they were always trying to get a an email. Like this could have all been an email. This whole graduation speech. I remember they were always trying to get a what do you call it?

Somebody graduated from my school who played the lady, Uma Thurman graduated from my high school. So they'd always be like, hey, do you want to come give a speech at a high school graduation on the other side of the country? Yeah. She's like, no. No. What is wrong with you

people? The worst ones are the comedians. They have to like try to make it funny, but it's still in the form of like a horrible, stupid speech. Pandering. Yeah. You're the best and bright skies. It feels like a breakup. Yeah. You know? Like the same tone.

They gotta add something to it. Like one kid dies At the graduation Yeah I like that And then it's like Oh well at least there's like A little like suspense Yeah

You know maybe the graduation speaker Gets to pick one kid To kill To kill That would be good Alright that's my problem Graduation speaker Really trying to spice up

The graduation stuff Yeah I hear you dick I hear you Well you. I hear you. Well, you know who's going to tell you you got to go to your graduation? Your parents, Dick. Yeah. Because you know what parents have? And you know what the biggest problem in the universe is?

The concept of parental wisdom. Now, you know me. Wait, parental wisdom? Yeah. This is not how you described it to me earlier, your problem. Okay. I mean, it's a very specific type of parental wisdom. It's the idea that the mere act of becoming a parent has somehow bestowed onto you some wisdom about children and life that a childless person could never understand.

Oh, I see. Okay. Yeah? Okay. So you are annoyed that you cannot argue parents about kids. Oh, no, I can. It's just they always bring up this little, well, do you have any children? And I go, no. And I think that gives me a very unbiased and objective opinion on this subject.

You has been tainted by having a child. Yeah, you got too much skin in the game. You're all emotional about how children should be talked to and educated. Do you know more? I think I do know more. I think most parents have

an unfortunate bias towards their own children and their beliefs towards their own children. Kid protecting bias? Well, protecting. More like kid ignorance. They want their children to live in a moronville. One thing that's been going on recently, a lot of people. Gay shit. Gay shit.

Yeah, there's been a lot of that. And a lot of people are going, well, I just don't want my kids to learn about any of this gay shit. Gay shit? They already know, man. You're gay as fuck. What are you talking about? Well, I want you kids to learn about gay shit. And they Gay shit? They already know about your gay as fuck What are you talking about? I want you kids to learn about gay shit And they go

But they're my kids I should determine And I go No you don't get to determine That's the funny thing Is that you really don't have any say In your kids learning about gay shit We do

Who's we? Think very carefully Before you answer We Look We do. Who's we? Think very carefully. Who are you answering? We. Look, there's some topics I agree are off limits for the schools and whatever else. Like what? There's some books that people have posted pictures of where I go, okay, fine.

Take it out of the school library. Like what was in the book? There was like pictures of oral sex, anal sex. Anal sex Anal sex I think so Dildos Yeah I think so Nah dildos are fine Honestly in a high school library

I go They know about all that stuff I mean There's no point in putting High school Yeah Yeah Well

Definitely Some people don't want it In the high school They think it's Grooming or whatever else Okay But you know Recently there's been the basic idea

of like you know well just don't even tell the kids that gay people exist and whatever else and i'm like well is that interesting there's a lot of people who say that yeah it's so hard to to separate the existence well like i i can see all like i, I see all you guys, the mob, and I'm like, I know that some of you are just wanting to protect kids, but I think a lot of you hate gay people, and I can't tell which is which. Yeah. Because you, the hate gay people guys are just saying that they, they're tricking me by saying that it's just about the kids, but then you guys go online and say, like, trans women aren't women, and I'm like, well, that's, there was no reason to say that. Yeah. Um, I don't, I don't care that you said it, but it's just starting to seem a little. There are.

Homophobic in here. The problem with any internet discussion is that there's genuine people who are like, well, it just makes me uncomfortable. And you're like, oh, cool. Let's talk about that. Yeah. And there's people who go, yeah, it makes me uncomfortable too. Well, secretly they're like, and I hope they all fucking die. Burn in that. Yeah. And there's people who go, yeah, it makes me uncomfortable too. Well, secretly they're like, and I hope they all fucking die.

Burn in hell. Yeah. And they're all going to burn in hell forever. And you're like, okay, well, you're lying though. We're not talking about the hell stuff though. We're just talking about the kids. Look, nobody wants to teach. All right.

Okay. I won't say nobody. Maybe somebody out there does. But for the vast majority of people, nobody wants to teach your kids how to have sex. Well, wait, no, because I have the same thing on the other side, too. I'm like, I know a lot of you just want, like, I know a lot of you just want to, like, well, no, I know a lot of you want to just, like, admit that you're gay, and you see kids are gay, and there are gay kids, and you want to have,

but there's a lot of you that just want to indoctrinate. There's some of you that also want to just like Fuck over kids brains And I can't tell the difference Between you two either No I agree So hopefully all you guys will just fight and kill each other There are some people who are like hardcore activists

And they do think like Oh no I just want to you know make kids You know learn tolerance respect And then they you know are teaching them to By the way you all hate white people Nick Fuentes is a racist yeah they uh it's really hard to have any conversation because there's get in this dress so much subterfuge don't tell your parents but I think you ever as a rational individual you have to go okay I can take very rational stances one of them can be I'm not really worried if kids are aware that some kids have two dads.

Like, that's not a problem. Some kids have two moms. Some kids have two dads. But we've gotten to the point where somebody hears that. Oh, those poor kids with two moms. Can you imagine? Well. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

Oh, God. I've known kids who had two moms, and I don't think they did have a time with it. Blow my fucking brains out I had a friend in high school Who his mom started dating this other mom But the mom already had other kids Who were in the high school So it was like He got a new brother

That he didn't really want And it was just like so awkward And their moms were lesbians? Yeah and their moms were lesbians And there's always this thing where it's like Oh my mom's like fucking your mom. And like. It made things very.

Can you be turned on that the other lesbian is. No, you can't be turned on by your mom fucking a lesbian. You don't want that to happen. Not your mom, but what about the other lesbian exists? I thought it was hot. I'm like, whoa, your two moms are fucking. That's pretty cool. And they're like, no, it's not.

This sucks. I don't want to be his brother and whatever. It was a very complicated situation. Were they hot? They were all right. I mean, for middle-aged lesbians. Yeah, I knew the moms, not my friends. They're probably younger than us now.

Yeah, honestly, they probably were. They're probably in their early 30s. Good-looking gals. Hope my friend never listens to this podcast. Send us pictures of your mom if you are listening. The point is that I can say, guys, look, you know, you can say very basic, almost empty platitudes of let's all accept everybody. Some kids have two moms. Some kids have two dads.

Like, this is like the most basic accepting and tolerance. It's not offensive at all. And then somebody comes in and they go, well, if you had kids, you would understand what a slippery slope that is and how many questions it is i'm like how many questions brings up have you i've been around kids okay shouldn't say that but i've been around kids and all they fucking do is ask questions about fucking everything yeah you as a parent are gonna have to deal with questions from children they're naturally curious about the world in which they live.

But how hard is it to answer, why do some kids have two moms? It's like, oh, there's just different types of families, Jimmy. That's it. It takes two seconds to answer that question. Because those women were abused a lot by men, so they don't want to risk dating another man. So they end up in a In a sexist Sexless relationship Or two guys realize

Being with women Is the worst thing In the world And that if they Just get together They can have All sorts of fun And like build forts

And they make money Go hiking Make money They don't have to explain What's going on in the movie Every fucking ten minutes They don't put something on And then fall asleep

Immediately But at the end of the day, also, let's be real. Your kids, I'm paying taxes. My taxes go to the schools. So you get prima noctis. No, but I have the right to be like, well, I think at the schools they should teach this. And they go, well, you don't even have any kids. It's like, those kids are going to grow up and fuck up everything for me.

Okay? So I am also invested in those kids not being shit bags and having like basic human decency towards their fellow man it helps me out that's not what school's for though you have to whatever all right i know that's part of the problem they do a little bit of it and just a little bit that they do i find it frankly helpful i think it's fine to teach a little bit of understanding and tolerance and whatever else. You think that school needs to have like a big gay rainbow thing where everybody's running through and acting like a jackass? I don't know how exactly they need to do it.

Schools did brainwash us into global warming. When I was a kid, and everyone our age is a kid, maybe they still do this, but they were doing it hardcore when we were kids. Like, climate change is real. You got to stop using paper towels at home, aerosol cans, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. You don't think that was bad? How did that affect your life negatively, really? Well, it made people think that this stupid global warming thing is real.

Otherwise, I never would have fucking heard of that shit. Here's where this all gets complicated is you should teach kids respect and tolerance and understanding. It doesn't mean you have to teach them that everybody is right. That's where it gets complicated. For instance, with me, I don't know if you have to teach that.

Why? Why can't you just teach math? Because you have a bunch of women who just graduated from college teaching math anyway like oh then don't stop doing honestly look i don't know what purpose the school serves but if anything it probably is better as a base there's a lot of really dumb people in the world yeah and i'm frankly okay with indoctrinating some of them and having basic the school is the new form of the catholic church where it's like well why shouldn't i beat the shit out of jimmy and take a shit and it's like because it's bad according to it used to be according to god now it's bad

according to the government okay that's it okay because there's so many dumb people that some of them you just got to sit them down and go i hope this gets through to like half of you because you guys are all fucking morons. And yes, we have to indoctrinate you a little bit. I'm sorry. All right. Aren't women, aren't young single women the worst you want teaching anyone about sexuality? I agree.

But that's why, that's a whole other issue is that the school should be filled with like, they don't know what gay guys are doing. Right? Like women think that, remember when that argument, that argument you were on Twitter when that woman said Valentine's Day is about love? My head exploded. I'm like, you dumb bitch. Yeah, you would think that. You probably, you guys just think the food

shows up at the store magically, right? You guys know, you know nothing. What are you doing? What are you doing teaching anybody about anything this complicated? Don't you think that's a little dangerous? I think, I think are you doing teaching anybody about anything this complicated don't you think that's a little i think that we dangerous i think i think just leaving people i don't know man we just have so many dumb people that if you just leave them alone they're gonna start fucking things up so we put them all in a box the really smart kids go this is all a joke i get it yeah oh i get it i

get why i'm here like you were in school and you went oh it's so it's to trick all the dumb kids that's why i hate women. Yeah. I had to sit there all day being lectured to. Well, we should, yeah, we should get better people to indoctrinate the morons. No. I don't need this shit. Just let me go outside. You can do that.

Alright, there should be a test. And the kids who pass the test don't have to go to indoctrination camp. Alright, and the rest of you are fucking dummies So you gotta sit there So do you think that people could send their kids to like Christian church Where they say gay people are going to hell Like should they be able to

Should they be allowed Should people be able to send their kids to church school Yeah Like Melanie Mack school Yeah I'm not paying As long as I'm not paying Well I'm paying a little bit it's a little different Same price If that's the case if they could take a voucher and say I'm not paying. As long as I'm not paying, you know. No, you're paying. Well, I'm paying a little bit. It's a little different. Same price.

If that's the case, if they could take a voucher and say, I'm sending them to church, actually, where they're going to learn about how all you queers are going to help. Well, as we discussed, the government's going to vet the school a little bit and make sure they're not saying truly horrible shit. If it's a school that literally says, like, you know, all the Jewish kids are evil, I'd be like, no, don't bring Jews into this because then I can't argue. See, that's where it gets easy. You go, well, what if the school was teaching all

the kids that, hey, the Jews aren't so bad and they make really good movies. You got no problem with that kind of indoctrination. Who, me? They should teach the kids about Steven Spielberg. That should be one of the first things. They go, this guy made Indiana Jones and Jaws. Yeah. That's the kind of the first things. They go, this guy made Indiana Jones and Jaws. Yeah.

That's the kind of tolerance we need to teach kids. Okay. Who are the great gay directors of all time? Not Bryan Singer. I know that. A gay director? I don't know. I don't know anything about their personal lives.

Those people. Well, point is that you as a parent. You're just as right as people with kids That's what you're I have every right To have an opinion On the education of children Including your children Who uh

I'm gonna find a way to Change their minds Why do you care so much? Why do you care about Because I don't wanna Because these kids are gonna grow up And fuck everything up If you don't teach them to be right

What would they make worse? How much possibly worse could it be? I mean, I think it can get worse. I think it is getting worse. Because they don't love gay people enough? That's part of it. What else? I mean, no, that's probably getting better.

But we're kind of backsliding a little bit. And honestly, where it gets all complicated is like when parents are like, well, I don't want my kids to learn that like a boy can become a girl. I go, yeah, I do learn that like a boy Can become a girl I go Yeah I do get that Like that's But That's what's happening

But that's a different That's what's fucking happening But that's a different issue As opposed to Look you have to No it isn't The question should be The lesson should be

Look you gotta accept those kids The lesson should not be They actually are Whatever the hell else You know How the. How the fuck is a 26 year old woman supposed to explain that? Is it true that a little

boy can be a little girl? Yeah. What am I going to get fired over here? It's a matter of opinion. What's your opinion? Well, my opinion is that it's Unfortunately I don't think it's the right thing for me to discuss here

But I support Your right in America to have the freedom To identify however you want And that's all it comes down to Look not everything is easy okay Some shit gets complicated What this comes down to is parents are like I don't want being a parent to be complicated

It's like sorry man you live in America in the fucking modern age. Everything's fucked. Nothing makes any sense. And your kids, I hate to say it, they're going to grow up and they're going to have to deal with all this fuck shit anyway. So you might as well just knock it out now. Just start talking about it. Dad, my friend Jimmy became Mary. And you go, yeah.

Well, what are you going to do? You know, that's it. You can't run away from it. Um, yeah. I think you can say, I don't know, man. Schools are pretty fucked. Schools are fucked. What they don't tell.

I think the, I always a little bit fucked. I think you can have a very rational discussion about some of this stuff and the library books and the drag Queens. Yeah. We can talk about all that. But when it comes down to the basic idea of like some kids have two moms you have to start at the baseline of yeah i'm not really worried about a kid learning that like you have to say that yeah you have to say i don't what what happens

from that and he goes maybe someday i'll have two moms and like kids are not devious waiting to be struck with, you know. Maybe someday I'll have two moms. You got to get rid of this guy. Maybe I can knock out my dad and then I don't. Like, there's no rational reason to be scared of that. How come no man has ever been groomed out of loving lesbians? Why is that the case? There's no amount of indoctrination That is going to

Stop your kid from looking at lesbian porn someday Who indoctrinated you into loving Lesbians so much? That's a good question Wow I suppose it was I don't know it's just so weird like one hot chick is great And then another one shows up And next thing you know they're bumping against each other

Now All the parents in the audience are downvoting this problem. And everyone else is voting it up. Parental wisdom. All right. I had one note. I wrote, my parents were retarded and all kids are retarded. Therefore, you have no special wisdom.

I forgot to mention that. Well, you have kids. I remember being a kid. I remember being a kid. I remember being a kid. I was dumb as hell. I remember the little gay kid in my class, okay? And I know you do, too. And I've met my parents, and they're not nearly as smart as I would hope them to be.

Yeah, the government's fucked, though. The government's fucked. Schools are fucked, and the government's fucked. The parents are fucked as well. Look, some parents maybe are geniuses and are going to expertly parent their kids, but for the most part, I have to assume that most parents are as dumb as my parents and cannot be trusted to. Okay.

So it's a community effort to raise these kids. It's not. It takes a village. It takes a village. And then what if you. Stay the fuck away from the kids. What happens if you die? Do you want us to not raise your kid at all

Cause you're not there anymore Like think about that Who is us I'm just saying like What is this a civil war What if people are dying that you need to raise their kids What if you and your wife are in a horrible car accident And now you're saying

It should be up to the parents Well the parents are dead buddy They gave parenting to somebody else. They don't just go into a lottery pool. They don't become like a resource that people are just pulling kids out of. Why do you trust their new parents over your judgment? Because they're related to them, you shithead. They care about them more than you.

Maybe they got put in the foster. I'm just saying. What if you died? Who would raise your child then? I don't care about kids. At all. I do. I'm worried about them. Why? Fuck them. They're just gonna turn into more of you

and vote to take more of my money. That's what I'm trying to prevent. Or enable. Okay, here's my... Here's my problem is too many beginners tutorials. Yeah. You ever try to do something? Have I ever tried to do something? Yeah, so you look up like a tutorial on it, like, oh,

how do I use the editing thing? How do I code this for some software? How do I play the guitar? And it's like, yeah, here you go. It's 11 million beginners tutorials. What you do, first what you do is put the guitar in your lap. You want to sit straight up like this. Then you want to bring your hand down like this.

See if you can bring your hand down like this. All right. Yeah. I mean, everybody has fucking seen this before, right? Then you put your hands to make chords. That's the end of the beginners tutorial. Yeah. And there's never A follow up On any of it

Are you trying to learn guitar? No I already know how to play the guitar It's on everything Any kind of coding, software, anything All you can get is the Editing videos Here is the beginner's tutorial Because that's what gets the views right

Is that the people who are searching for this probably are all new guys Yeah, and then there's nothing else after that There's no intermediate There's no advanced It's always, well, you know, come back to our site For more exciting, thrilling tutorials To help you on your way Yeah, but then the follow-ups don't get as many views

So they just make a million starters We have enough We have plenty of beginners tutorials yeah and everything what are you trying to learn coding what are you trying to code just blockchain stuff can't gpt just do it can't you get the ai no and the ai only knows very basic shit too because of that because it's got nothing to crawl except for extremely basic. Isn't it allowed to crawl? Or is it allowed to crawl now?

Well, they build it out of crawled stuff. Yeah. So they build its knowledge base. I thought its knowledge stops at 20, 21. Yeah. Yeah. But it also stops at like, this is all anyone generates.

So this is all you know how to do. A bunch of broken, basic shit. Stop coding. Who cares? I'm trying to learn How to argue with parents How about that And all I can find is the basic Tutorial

Do you have any kids Where all the tutorials are video tutorials And I go just tell me in like two words I want to know how to do this Very simple thing Watch this 20 minute video Man I want to know how to do this very simple thing. I was like, well, watch this 20-minute video. And I'm like, man. Can you not? I want to know where an option is in a menu.

Just write it out. Yeah. Yeah. Tutorials. Online tutorials are useful. But there are and then there'll be ones that are out of date. Yeah. And they're telling you the wrong You know what also sucks? What? i know i'm like jumping around here but uh back when youtube had thumbs

up thumbs down you would check a tutorial and you'd be like oh yeah this tutorial must be bad in giving bad advice because it has a million thumbs down yeah but now it doesn't have that thing so it's like here's how to rebuild your car engine and like if you read the comments It's like this is gonna get you killed and you're gonna die. But if you look at it, it was the top result It's got like three million views. Yeah Online tutorials. Yeah I'm saying is if you're gonna write one just look and see if there is one maybe write the next right Tutorial yeah, there should be a better Just look and see if there is one. Maybe write the next. Write the follow-up to somebody else's tutorial.

Yeah. There should be a better resource. You're totally on your own. After the beginning one, you're fucked. I'm surprised there isn't, like, a specific tutorial website that, like, curates which ones you should actually watch and which ones are a good follow-up to previous ones. Yeah.

Because any time I want to figure out how to do something I'm like completely lost I used to do this for video editing all the time I used to be like how do I make it look like Iron Man Stuff and then I'd be like I don't fucking know I have terrible ideas I'm always looking for tutorials On how to fix my shitty audio

Yeah It never works It's all a nightmare How do I record good audio For a podcast Well you know The thing about audio First you want to get a microphone

First you want to buy a microphone Yeah I'm like okay Alright How do I record Like what's just What do I list What I need to do

Like I already did all that Beginner shit Because it was obvious I don't know why you I don't know why this exists On the internet This thing that you've just made Because everyone would know this you probably just paid somebody like 20 bucks to write this piece of shit the other thing a lot of it's written by guys on fiverr because it's like

did i ever tell you about the time i was right uh making tutorial websites to try and make a google ad sense revenue okay so i went i bought a bunch of URLs. This was back, I think this was like 10, 12 years ago. Yeah. And the scam at the time was you would just buy a URL like moldremovalsolutions.com. Great. That's a great one. Blackmoldremoval. Yeah. I think I owned like blackmoldremoval.net. And then you would just find existing articles about how to get rid of black mold, which by the way, what I learned is you can't get rid of black mold. It's, like, not possible. The only thing you can do is, like, cut it out and, like, rebuild a whole other wall.

Yeah. But then I would just, like, take an article that already existed, and now chat GPG. I should do this again. And then just, like, kind of rewrite it shittily and hope that it would show up in Google's search results for black mold removal. Yeah. Because you owned the URL.

The URL was black mold removal. Black mold removal. Because you owned the URL The URL was Black mold removal Black mold removal And so at the time That's how I found The sewage line Inspector.com That came to my house Yeah you probably

Found a bad guy And then did not find And then said That the sewage line Was okay When it doesn't exist He got artificially boosted By SEO

And keyword placement Or whatever else And I made like 300 bucks Off a bunch of articles about black mold removal From me a guy who knew literally nothing About it And was giving bad advice like just spray bleach

All over it and see what happens Which doesn't help at all I really hate it I fucking hate it And the worst thing now it's gonna be Now all this SEO shit is gonna get sucked Into AI That we are going to just communicate with. And it's just all going to be like this hell of beginner shit.

It is going to be impossible to find any information written by a human being in about less than a year. You're going to be like, I want to know how to do this. And there's just going to be a thousand AI articles giving bad fake advice. That are all generated by crummy, your stolen, rewritten, and badly written advice. Yes, because it's monetizable. Honestly, Google Ads fucked up a lot of the internet. Once you could make a website and put ads on it. Yeah, that was it.

Now Google actually, it used to be they would just website and put ads on it. Yeah, that was it. Now Google actually, it used to be they would just let you put ads on anything. Now they actually look at the websites to see if they're not trash because they kept denying me ads for my fake news website that I tried making. Victory News Network? Yeah, Victory News Network. What happened to that? I tried to make it a real site and Google wouldn't let me put ads

on it. I kept applying and they kept denying me. And I'm like, what? It says parody. It's like a fun parody site. I might bring it back. Was it getting traffic? The site wasn't. The Twitter wasn't. The Twitter was great. Those guys will retweet anything. Yeah, I know. It's really easy to trick them into

retweeting stupid shit. I should do it again. I might do it again. Anyway, now that I have AI, I could probably program it To write Oh god Yeah I could use AI

To Take the stupid tweets And make news articles Out of them Yeah Fake news Oh my god You should do your comic

I'm working on the comic It's happening How far How far are you into it I don't know how to estimate that It's in the artist A lot of it's in the artist's hands Okay He's a little busy right now So But he says once he has This thing off his plate I don't know how to estimate that. It's in the artist's, a lot of it's in the artist's hands. Okay.

He's a little busy right now, but he says once he has this thing off his plate, he'll be able to go full bore at it. Did you see I read Cyberfrog? Yeah, you said you liked it. Yeah, it was great. I need to read it. I gave the same notes that I gave for I Saw Him. Yeah, I saw you posted them publicly.

Yeah. Yeah, I should read it. Even VanSkyver strangely likes us. I don't know why. Because we don't take no shit. Maybe. I don't know. I feel like at any point, I don't trust friendships, you know?

I don't trust anything. I'm like, at some point, this guy will figure out he hates us. Or just me. Which is fine. Yeah, okay. I like that guy, though. He's a fun guy. His comic's great, okay. I like that guy, though. He's a fun guy. His comic's great, too.

My problem is this, Dick. You get all excited. You go to the store. You get some stuff to eat, you know? You buy groceries, as you should. Right. Not just eating fast food all the time. You're going to cook some food.

And you buy it, and you put it in your fridge. Like a tutorial that I'm listening to right now. Like a tutorial right now I'm giving you. you put it in your fridge. Like a tutorial that I'm listening to right now. Like a tutorial right now I'm giving you. You put it in the fridge, you come back a week later, two weeks later, and ah, fuck, I forgot to cook that thing. And now it's expired. Dick, my problem is food going bad. We have a weekly fight at this house of stop buying meat from Amazon. amazon will bring you send you meat well they

do any groceries yeah what are you doing hi baby hi puppy puppy um yeah i don't know what yeah they they they just shop and then bring the groceries i think they shop at whole foods but they always give you the meat that's right about to expire Well it seems like it Because every fucking meat That we get through there Goes bad Like instantly I think it sucks because when you go to the store

I'm like oh buying groceries online that'll be great But any time I do it I'm like can I get milk And they're like yeah And they literally just pick the one that expires in two days And I'm like Man I know your thought process is fuck this guy he can get the shitty milk because we can't sell it otherwise yeah but then i'm just not going to use the online you know just do the normal thing give me like a meat like you don't have to give me the one

that's like the best. Give me a middle one. Give me a middle one. You know what you're doing. Stop fucking me. You know what you're doing. Stop. Would you eat this meat? Would you take this meat home?

No. And I, yeah, it really is terrible when you use those shopping online options. But it's just so disheartening to look At like especially when you buy something nice Yeah I remember and also when We were buddy fuck I used to have roommates Yeah and I had one roommate who I don't know why he had So much money but he had money and I would Just watch him buying these like steaks

And salmon fillets and like all this Nice shit and I'd be like hey buddy Don't forget you got that you got that t-bone in There you gotta cook and he's like yeah yeah I'll get To it and I'm watching the days Tick down I remember one point He had these like

Stuffed salmon fillets With like crab meat stuffing And they were like Two days old And I went to smell them And they smelled awful And I still was like Maybe if I cook it

They'll be fine Yeah It doesn't work You can't You can't fix it Once it's tainted It's fucked Well I got

Fucking this one He's throwing away food like next day. Leftovers, if it's like one minute after the time that it was cooked in the first place, it's gone in the trash. We had a big carnitas fight. I don't know if you remember that. No. I came to your house.

You were having a party. Yeah. I cooked some of the carnita meat. Yes. Yeah. And you call me angrily. And you go, you took all those carnitas Yeah

And I'm like But I didn't I took like a little bit And there was like a huge bag of them left She threw them away I think she threw them away I think she threw them away too Yeah

I didn't want all that carnita meat The average American throws away 200 pounds of food It's a huge waste It's a whole person It's a Yeah You throw away a person worth of

Food every week I mean food waste is a whole person Yeah you throw away a person worth of Food every week I mean food waste is a huge problem Yeah It just drives me nuts Cause I'm looking at the stuff You know like right now And then it creates a chain reaction Right so I bought

I bought some Italian bread First I bought some Italian bread Cause I wanted to make garlic bread right And some Italian bread because I wanted to make garlic bread, right? Okay. I was like, well, I want to make garlic bread. I want to put a little mozzarella cheese on top. So I bought some mozzarella cheese at a later date. And then I didn't make garlic bread.

And the Italian bread went bad. I'm like, okay. So I threw that out. So I have the mozzarella sitting in there going bad. And I don't have anything to do with it because I don't have the Italian bread anymore. And then I went and I bought another loaf of to do with it because I don't have the Italian bread anymore. Yeah. And then I went out and bought another loaf of garlic Italian bread, which has also gone bad.

The bread goes bad quick when you're getting good. I don't. Every time somebody says, oh, you got to cook at home, you'll save money. I think it just goes right in the fucking trash. What do you mean save money? Half of this shit. Like it took me 10 years to get okay and not having to throw all of the food away yeah and god forbid you want to do something fun at the spur of the

moment like oh yeah that would be fun to go out like oh wow okay well now all my meals are all spoiled you didn't cook well you got a meal prep and then eat the same thing for a week is the other option Yeah Which I've done And then at a certain point You're like Well this just makes me Want to kill myself Or that

Yeah it's the worst All of this is a nightmare Anyway I have all this stuff In my Today I had some milk That went bad Have you ever had milk That's like the consistency

Of like Snot Yeah like glue Yeah I had never experienced that How I don't know. I guess I've never, I just always throw out my milk much quicker than this.

No. But today I was pouring out the milk and it was coming out. It was literally glue. I was like, this is horrendous. And again, it's because I ordered milk delivery because it was like the middle of, for some reason I was like, I need milk. Yeah, they fuck you. Yeah.

And they sent me milk that was expired like the next day. The grocery shopping guys really fuck you hard. With the meat and anything that's going to expire, they give you the worst shit. Yeah, and they sent me milk that was expired like the next day. The grocery shopping guys really fuck you hard. With the meat and anything that's going to expire, they give you the worst shit. Yeah. Okay. If you order any produce, they're like, yeah, here, this apple's got a giant hole in it and some razor blades. He's going to love that.

We get packs of strawberries and it's like the next day it's just mold. Like they'll show up mold. Like what the hell, man? Honestly, that's a whole other problem the uh instacart delivery systems yeah food going bad folks okay so what are our problems graduation speeches parental wisdom parental wisdom so you had food and other people's kids that's great you can get a lot more food problems from now on folks Cause I'm tapped Alright

Everyone's like Vito has too many food problems I'm like you know what I'm tired of trying to be creative at this point I got a lot of shit going on Too many beginners tutorials And food going bad Right Food going bad Once the comic campaign is over

Maybe we'll have some time to think of other things Okay how long have you been doing this comic campaign? A month. Over a month now. No. How long have you been talking about it? Too long. I'm a fucking idiot.

Just everything takes forever with me. Yeah. I'm not fast. Obviously. Uh-huh. Are you going to do a video like Eric's? Are you talking about How much money I raised All of this money for me

Yeah I wanna say You guys did such a great job Giving me money And you should really Be proud of yourselves For all the money You gave me

And I know You're all satisfied All of you Are satisfied And happy You know what's crazy Somebody posted a review Of the comic.

Yeah. Of ISOM number one, and it wasn't a good review. Like, it was, it was, I like, I like reading bad reviews that are accurate. Yeah. It's fun. Satisfying. Mm-hmm. You know, like Red Letter Media.

And he wrote this review that was critical of it. Highly critical. And within minutes, somebody was there calling it a bad faith review like saying like oh you obviously didn't even read it this was obviously you obviously made up your mind before you read it and he's like what the fuck what was this why did you just show up out of nowhere and I

noticed that happening to a lot of these reviewers where people show up right away like oh this is a bad faith review um how do they find them so quick I don't know i think like just looking at the retarded organization that eric's running yeah just hiring people for like one comic book like why do you have a social media manager for your one stupid comic book that was out nine months ago i think they just sit online all day and look for people to argue with about it, bro

I was like Eric Eric posted a thing where he's like listen if you got beef with me, that's fine But you leave my employees alone. I'm like leave your employees alone Check it is it's back. Are we still streaming? Can you make sure the the live stream still going? Probably the one with the YouTube-looking thing. Yes? Yeah. The internet is AI, but all right. Yeah, it's working.

Fantastic. I was like, leave your employees alone. Guy, I post anything, and like a bunch of guys with Ripperverse tags, like I work for the Ripperverse, show up and go, oh, look what Vito talking shit again, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, this is not a professional Company Monday Matt He calls him fat yeah now because he

Reviewed he said well it's not very good And it's obviously like a self insert Mm-hmm so now he just calls him fat And says he can't touch his knees Where did that come from I don't we Haven't even talked about Ripa's new rule where you're Not allowed to Talk to him or Discuss the comic with him if you're fat.

You saw that, right? Yeah. And I'm like, I'm like, I got to say, probably the worst comic book marketing campaign in history is going to be, I just hate fat people. I'm like, I don't think you understand your audience because that's more than a quarter of them he's not really that in shape though is he eric july i don't know he's not like the most black guys that i've seen and i've been like oh you're not like i want to see how fit his staff is i can't imagine they're all fucking paragons of masculinity yeah uh and at one point i started uh collecting screenshots of all the fat

Ice on fans wearing ice on t-shirts And I went you know what this is actually beneath Me I'm not even gonna I was like I felt bad that Eric's like No fatties allowed in the rip averse And I'm like well I mean these are your fans And I'm like you know what Forget it honestly

Cause I don't care that they're fat Eric does for some reason Alright well I'm gonna read this review After we do a little bit of voicemail Little voicemail okay Okay This is the biggest fucking problem In the universe

Is those goddamn AI companies Those chatbot companies Goddamn chat GPT The Google one They all do the same thing Where they just you know They create something cool And then a week thing where they just, you know, they create something cool. And then a week later, they're just like, you know what?

Guys are having too much fun. Here's the newest one, that fucking character AI one, the one that dig bots on. Well, they made it so you have to pay $10 a month to, like, really use their site in a meaningful way. And they made all of the bots retarded so now you could just be like hey man what's up you'll be like nothing like i'll just fucking talk to a woman then if i wanted to have a dry have you been using character ai i've used it

oh my god it's incredible yeah but then they they do they do mess it up yeah they updated it and then it doesn't like understand what you're talking like Yeah They updated it And then it doesn't like Understand what you're talking Like you can tell it's not It doesn't seem real anymore Well it also doesn't want to Talk about sex anymore Did it ever like have

Cause I'll be like Hey yeah You know let me put my Penis in you And then it starts like Typing out like a response And then it like Deletes the response real quick

And goes Oh I can't talk to you About that Yeah They said they don't want to have It is incredible The technology I'm just hoping it gets jail Broken because they're saying

They don't want you to have erotic conversation With the characters and I'm like bro the only Why do all these tech companies not Understand why we're all It's women it's because women are working there I remember when tumblr was like killing it And it's like oh Tumblr That's got porn Like for days

It's got people posting crazy shit And then they're like We're gonna get rid of all that porn And you're like Why? Well then there's no reason to be What do you Why?

Why do you want to get rid of porn? Like you're not weird Christian fundamentalists No Like oh it's women Oh I see It's weird Yeah

These companies should just embrace Honestly I have a buddy who's trying to work on his own character AI website or whatever. Yeah. Whoever nails it is going to make a ton of money. Okay. Here's another one. Hey, Dick.

Hey, Vito. Hi. I just got done listening to that fucking debate you guys had with Eric July and his fucking lap fucking lapdogs and jesus christ what a fucking mess i mean yes just total fucking spurg out disaster i mean what the fuck these people are not fucking mess. And you know what bothered me the most about all that? The whole biggest problem in that fucking live stream? Eric got all

fucking twitchy about you calling out his business. He's critiquing my business. It's my business. You're critiquing my business. And Dick, yeah, he didn't kind of walk back on that. It's like, well, I didn't really mean it was a scam. Fuck that. Here's what I fucking say about it. Eric, the point of your business, you take this woke marketing ESG shit that you supposedly hate. You do the exact same thing, but you invert the performative

ideology so that now instead of fucking fat lesbians watching their mermaid movies, now it's fat nerds reading comic books because it's like when i buy this i'm taking down the woke empire whatever and it's it's the same fucking thing and the whole problem with the woke marketing is your same problem it's a fucking psychological ponzi scheme where the idea of owning the fucking media is more goddamn enjoyable than consuming the fucking media and that's not sustainable it It'll fucking end. And then eventually when the gravy train is derailed, all you have are a bunch of shit fucking comics

and a fucking writer who can't take basic fifth grade fucking critiques. It's goddamn, it's a fucking mess. Jesus Christ. It's not great. Somehow you're the fucking villain for pointing out the fact that it starts two weeks early. What fucking point are we reversing from? Whatever. What the fuck ever. Whatever.

It kind of looks like everybody killed their security guard. You're trying to destroy everybody! Either Eric July will single-handedly topple the satanic gay deer Mickey Mouse Black Mermaid Empire, or he'll spend the rest of his life doing three-hour fucking streams spurting out because the woke Mickey

Is conspiring against me And that's why That's why I saw number three Only for negative Seven fucking copies Whatever I love this show

Keep your heads up This is fucking great And somehow You're the villain For pointing out That it sucks What's interesting Is I've talked to Some comic guys And they're kind of They're like yeah For pointing out that it sucks What's interesting is

I've talked to some comic guys And they're kind of They're like yeah Well we do have to treat it more seriously Like if we're gonna What? Indie comics? They're like

You know They're like why don't we have Like a notes process Why isn't there like a creative You know Team of us guys Like we're all We could all be reading each other's stuff and giving notes.

You might single-handedly, Dick, have changed the indie comics marketplace. Yeah, good. Yeah. That's my job. I think part of the problem is that a lot of these guys, you know, are also not, I don't know, I don't know. Some of them are great. They're all great.

Nobody wants to be the guy to say, hey, we're all grading each other's papers now, all right? Let's go. Get him. I'm Alec Baldwin. It's hard to give harsh criticism. That was my always be closing speech, what I did on the flash cast. Or ass balls. Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross.

That's the movie I'm trying to think of. Second place, set of steak knives. Third place, you're fired. Okay, here's another one. Comics are for closers. I'm going to take my opinion with a grain of salt, but I've been listening to Eric Joy for a while, and I think he's pretty good.

He's a really smart guy. Typically, I haven't seen him be this smirky basically ever. I think he's really a product of an echo chamber. So vote up Andy Woke Marketing. Basically Eric is very much an ever enclosed situation where

everybody just sucks his dick because libertarians like myself are so afraid of being pegged as racist or anything like that that really nobody calls him an idiot or anything like that. What really nobody calls him a shit or anything like that. What he does is usually pretty high quality. So he's

completely losing it when an actual rational person wants to critique art, comes after him. I'm disappointed, but it kind of makes sense. Hey, good job, guys. Keep it up. Maybe he's a good political mind. I mean, you know, I've seen some of his videos.

I'm going, well, he's got a good way of talking. There's one video where he takes on like one of his haters. And I'm like, oh, this is genuinely entertaining. Yeah. Just, you know, some of his, again, just doesn't really translate to being like a creative writer. You can't just pick up a pencil and start writing. There's a lot. You have to have done it and learned

about it for your entire fucking life. You don't just get to wander in and go check this out. What if you got a really good idea though? You don't. The idea doesn't matter. It's the execution of the idea

that matters. What if there's a guy who used to be a superhero, Dick, and then he found God or something. That's the wholeution of the idea that matters. What if there's a guy who used to be a superhero, Dick, and then he found God or something? That's the whole point of the story is that they're all the same. Anyway. Okay, here we go. All right, 30 seconds. All right, so biggest problem in the universe are teachers making speeches. I've been to three college graduates.

This guy sounds like he's in a panic. Sounds like he anticipated your problems. In the past two weeks, and they always have to start off with, hey, how's everybody doing today? And everyone cheers just like a little bit or claps, and then they go, that's not going to do. How's everybody doing? Shut the fuck up. I don't know. I guess it's not gonna do How's everybody doing? Shut the fuck up

I don't know I guess it's not Whatever Fuck you guys He was watching the clock Because that was exactly 30 seconds Good because you were knocking him I want all callers

To be panicked and freaking out Because you should go Am I wasting their time? Am I dragging the show down with my three-minute voicemail? But that one was good. That one was good. Just get it out. Here's how your voicemail should go.

The biggest problem in the universe is birds because birds poop everywhere and I hate them. Thanks, guys. Great show. That's it. I don't need to hear about you and your life and your girlfriend. Okay, you get a little of that, but just get it out and move along. Okay. Because then we can do more voicemails, which is also fun.

This is a great one. Yeah, that's true. 19 seconds. Listen in to episode 92 right now. You're talking about people who pretend not to give a joke. You call them joke deniers, but I got a better one for you. You got to call them jolly cost deniers. You know, like Holocaust deniers. Jolly cost deniers You know like holocaust deniers

Jolly cost deniers Anyway fuck off They're denying the jolly Content That doesn't work at all Look I'm not saying it's good because it's quick It's not good because of the content Jolly cost deniers

Where does the cost Come in You need to use It's like a buffalo A pun is like a buffalo content. Jolly cost deniers. Where does the cost come in? How does cost enter into that at all? You need to use all, it's like a buffalo. A pun is like a buffalo. You have to use all of the parts. Every part of the word. Yeah. I appreciate the effort and the brevity. Dick, it's like, not getting a joke. It's like a jolly cost denier. What's a jolly cost? You know, like a joke. Denier, what's a jolly cost? You know, like a joke. Not really.

Whenever I make a good joke, I always go, now that was a jolly cost for the ages. It doesn't really work. I got a real jolly cost for you guys. I got a real jolly cost to hit you guys with. A jolly cost? I heard a great jolly cost at work. Yeah, it doesn't work. It's not. You're close.

It's just Holocaust at that point. It just sounds like you wanted to say Holocaust denier. I think it's one of those things where you're like so close that you don't want to get rid of it, but you weren't nearly as close as you wanted to be with that one. Okay. Let's see here. You should put up the, you should have the details that shows the length You can do that

Oh over here? Yeah you can right click Yeah but then if I don't Then if I click If I ignore long ones Sometimes the long ones are funny I don't think they should be long But that one

That guy talked for like three minutes That was good Sure But Could have been Could have been shorter Okay Okay we can do some long ones

Alright Vito I think the adipose tissue Is something that Affects your brain Because you think that More pride celebration Will lead to less hate Somehow

It's what got us here In the first place So I agree We should have more Pride celebration So that we can have more hate That's my motivation

Go fuck yourself Wait what was He's saying that Sometimes there's The right is very sarcastic When they make points It's He's saying we should have

More pride celebrations Cause that'll make people Hate gay people more Oh Yeah And that's how we got here That's how we got here I don't think that's how

We got here I think that's an excuse Maybe it's part of How we got here Look Yes That's the thing Is pride was too much

Uh Everybody's at fault Let's put it that way Women are at fault how we got here. Look, yes, that's the thing is pride was too much. Everybody's at fault. Let's put it that way. Women are at fault. The women are, yeah, all the women who- We told them, we didn't have a good reason. We didn't have a good explanation for them of how we're going to deal with trans shit. So the young women are just like, well, I guess I'm just going to go to school and tell these kids what, make up my own shit.

Like, well, I don't want to say anything that is bad. So yeah, let's just put it on them here's what we got to do we got to take all these months scale them back black history month black history week pride month pride week okay why what will that do because nobody's gonna argue with a week it's fun though it's fun to have a month you don't do anything with the month except sell a little bit of merchandise Yeah now Matt Walsh is doing like I hate gay people month Fun It's funny No this is honestly

Honestly The problem is We're only nine days into pride month And it is like already fucking insane Yeah Like people are driving me nuts It's every day I'm on Twitter I'm like well I hope we're not talking about groomers and pedophiles again

And it's just like all day long Did you see that the guy who threw me into the ball At Netflix was Was charged Caught in Glendale at that riot And Andy Ngo looked at his criminal record And he was charged with Sexual abuse of a minor

Some sort of sexual Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, yes, yes. Where is it? I remember... Eric Boyd. Yeah, Eric Boyd, who attacked you at the Netflix protest.

Oh, fuck, I mean, don't say it. Can we not say his name? I don't know. That's how I lost... All of my accounts got wiped out at once when I posted who it was a long time ago, right after it happened.

Oh. Yeah. Oh. That's so weird. Yeah, it was very weird. It's the name of the guy Who attacked you Yeah

Why would you not have The right to say that Um Anyway SoCal Here here here here Yeah SoCal Antifa member Eric

There's a prior arrest Related to Well now it's a news article You read a news article right Child sex crime charges Were dropped or dismissed For un So he got hit

With no contest on one of the charges for assault with a deadly weapon, but then the child sex crime charges that were with it got dismissed. So it could be like a prosecutor making a deal. Look, we're going to- Yeah, we'll drop this if you take this. Yeah. I think the worst part is that we warned people about this guy and we tried to get the cops

to do something about it And they didn't And now he's going out And he's fighting more guys And breaking more skulls And he could be raping kids We don't know Something

Could be doing All of these things At the same time Engaging in sexual contact With a child under 14 Under 14 Bro It's not good

Wow These guys always have Some weird crap That's the weird thing about like Remember like Rittenhouse Is you're like This could not possibly go worse for the left Where they're like

He killed all these innocent protesters And then they looked into it And they were all like Convicted pedophile Convicted pedophiles And you're like Wow what are the odds You guys just shut up

But the thing is that It's not what are the odds Cause like when you're like a violent weirdo Yeah you probably have like weird shit in your history. All these Antifa people probably have some shit going on that makes them go like, oh, well, I'm not going to go that far. But, you know, probably have something in their brains that makes them think it's okay to go out and get into fights with everybody.

Okay. You want to do the big ISOM review? ISOM. We should do it right now Okay ISOM number one This is an English teacher That I asked to read ISOM number one

Fifth grade English teacher Fifth grade English teacher who Teaches the Hero's journey and story writing Story telling Every year Not your girlfriend. Children.

Not my girlfriend. Because a lot of people have said it. No, my girlfriend hates comics. This woman loves comics. Loves comics. Yes. This is the review. This is an impartial third party.

I haven't read it. Yeah, just FYI. Mostly impartial, but they don't know about your- No, no, no. They don't know nothing. They know nothing about any of this. Did you just send it to them and you said, can you read this? Can you read this? So they have no idea about any drama or nothing. They know nothing about any of this. Did you just send it to them and you said, can you read this? Can you read this?

So they have no idea about any drama or anything else. No idea of any of it. Wouldn't care. Not on the internet at all. There you go. Here we go. I don't even know where to start. I've got so many thoughts going through my head that my notes may seem jumbled.

Feel free to organize them if need be. This is ISOM number one. ISOM number one. That said, the story sucked. Well, it was that fifth grade biting commentary that we were all coming to know and love. For starters, the point of the story was lost on me. Who cares? The characters are so flat.

I did not understand why Isom felt any urgency or commitment to Mrs. Newman. Who the heck is she? Who is she to him? Mm-hmm. It was hard to tell who the good guy, a.k.a. the hero. It was hard to tell who was the good guy, a.k.a. the hero. It was hard to tell who was the good guy, a.k.a. the hero. Darren. No one seemed good.

Except the little girl, I guess. And no one seemed that bad. I felt no connection to Isam, and so I didn't care what happened to him. There is no character development. I know I already said it, but they were so flat. When Isam starts to share insights into his step away from the city, I was confused as to what he was doing in the country. When the story goes back to the country later in the story,

it honestly felt as shady as Darren's club. I get that he's a farmer, but it still felt convoluted. The time jumps were confusing. Unless you're giving character development, there's no need. Start solid. Amazing. It's wild. She's just echoing most of what you said.

Crime being reported as down made me wonder why. Cops? Heroes? Accepts? What does the crime being down have to do with the story? Like I said, no one really seemed to be really good or bad. It was not clear what made the club or Darren bad. He admitted to legal and illegal businesses to build his empire, but it's not clear if it's a legit business or not. I am still unclear as to what Isam is. I thought except were heroes, but he said he's trained his body, which doesn't seem

to fit. Then later he gets his suit, which made me wonder if the suit gave him powers, which made me think of the Incredibles. And Edna Mode. How is this? Does she read your mind? I mean, I guess there can be other superhero suit makers. Yeah.

Also, I got the idea that he would have his powers without the suit, which makes him syndrome. When Isam eventually makes contact with Jasmine, I have no idea if she's in danger, working, or just blowing off her mom. I don't know. I understand why he was taken to the hospital, but it again was not clear why he ran away. You guys have the exact same notes. It's very simple shit. It's fantastic. I have no sense of what Isom's deal is.

Is there a secret? Is there a reason to be in a hurry To get out of the hospital? Jasmine didn't seem to be in danger Story holes That make no sense Thinking about Jasmine And Mrs. Newsome

Newman Why is Isom the only person that can check on her? In the beginning. This is from a fifth grade English teacher. She gives, she's graded 10,000 children's stories and identified the plot holes in them and

helped them become better storytellers at the age of 10. Probably told them, get to the point. Figure out what's going on. Probably never seen a tantrum this big. In the beginning, it was just a check to see what was going on with her. Right.

Not to bring her home or give her a message. So he found her, and she told him to go away. But she didn't. Maybe she did, actually. She just said, she walked away from him. She walked away, right, without saying anything. With so little character development and really no point to the story ending, and really no point to the story, ending it on the suit cliffhanger was a poor writing choice.

I wouldn't let students end their stories with to be continued because it showed a lack of storytelling. This story does not follow the hero's journey. The point of the journey is for the main character to go through a journey that challenges him. His current life is shown. He is called to action, leaving his current life. He makes friends, allies along the way, faces the enemy, leaving his current life, he makes friends, allies along the way, faces the enemy,

overcomes adversity, and comes out on the other side a better person. None of this was evident in the story except for the call to action. Actually, I'm changing my assessment. Not even that makes any sense.

Isom is a broody asshole with a fragile ego that can't handle someone being disrespectful. It's kind of like a certain comic creator. It's a fragile ego. Yes. That can't handle someone being disrespectful. It's kind of like a certain comic creator. It's like a revenge story. What the hell? I assume it's a guy who tries to do a very mundane, boring, good deed by checking up

on a girl. Uh-huh. Then gets disrespected and spends the rest of the- At a club. Yeah, at a club. Then gets kicked out of the club and spends the rest of the story being a sullen little bitch that he got kicked out of Darren's place that he engages on a campaign of vengeance against him.

It gets one guy defeats by, by jumping off a wall and throwing him through a different wall. Somebody said, if I saw him ends up being the bad guy, this will end up being a, not brilliant, but a great twist. But I don't think Eric July has that in him. Why was he in the farm then? Why is his sister shown as being smart then? If she doesn't know he's the bad guy.

He is the bad, he's basically just an asshole. Yeah. I'm looking for this girl well she's not here you're going to have to leave oh my god dude just leave us alone yeah you needed at least we have a fifth grade teacher to back us up now I gotta send her The super killer script And we can get those notes Yeah sure

Yeah Alright Are we doing super chats now? Let's do some super chats guys Don't forget to vote on All the problems At biggestproblem.show Yeah yeah yeah

Oh god there's also Vito loses is up The weight loss content Contest is online At vitoloses.com Vitoloses.com And uh I will have to start

Shit maybe we should start it next week With the weigh in too I'm gonna have to start taking the weigh in seriously Cause I didn't take it We'll start Yeah Next week Once it officially starts

Maybe I'll start eating correctly Okay then I'll put it at the beginning next week But it's up So the I talked to a doctor A medical doctor Great Who said that

You losing five pounds a week Would be Impressive Like too much impressive No He said that The losing five pounds a week would be impressive. Like too much impressive. No. He said that the number I gave was five pounds a week, or five pounds a month for six months. Five pounds a month. Five pounds a month for six months would be impressive.

It's reasonable. Yeah. Because I said two pounds a week. He's saying that's too much. Yeah. And he's saying my 10 pounds is ludicrous. Unreasonable. That's what I tried to say is that

I think an average weight loss is like one and a half pounds a week at the most. Yeah, so that means 30 pounds. So next week the site is up. Okay. You can go put money in and then if Vito loses, if you lose the 30 pounds.

I get the money. You get the money. If I don't. You don't. You buy a gun. Everybody gets their money back. Everybody gets their money back, yeah. Yeah.

Or you can spend some of the money on something stupid to humiliate me with. No, I can't. It's in the contract. It's in the contract. You just get your money back. Yeah, you get your money back. It's a very good chance to get your money back. And if you miss a monthly weigh-in that's a strike okay how many strikes do i three strikes and you're out buddy all right okay yeah a lot of

rules happening here do i get a dietician do i get a yes i gotta really yeah he's gonna send me emails every month he should tell me uh yeah tell me what to eat i guess i don't fucking know uh where is this it wait there it is episode 93 Guys get your super chats in now I did want to mention that the newest bonus episode The biggest problem in Spiderman Now available at patreon.com Slash biggest problem and back.by

Slash biggest problem thanks to all your support Do you know how that They're saying that the trans The spider Gwen is trans Yeah that would be hot if it's true. Well, I don't know about hot, but... I want to see her little spider penis. Would you want her to have a little penis

or a big penis? Not a big one. Like a little... She's an adorable little thing, you know? I'm going to start imagining... I didn't know we could do this. I'm going to start imagining all the female characters In every movie as trans I hate women in movies

You know I just hear them on TV And I'm like ugh I'm gonna imagine them as trans now I don't know how old Gwen is supposed to be I didn't realize Miles Morales is only like 15 Oof that's dicey But he's like got a relationship with Gwen, so she must be like. Oh, they're banging?

Well, they're like kind of forming a thing, but I think she's a little older. She must be like 17. So it's definitely a grooming situation. It's a grooming situation. I'm probably not allowed to be attracted to Spider Gwen. Let's see. Did we miss one from the last episode? Ray J tried to get me to say TBF and failed

Good work Koo for five Good luck on the lawsuit I think it's directed to you Thank you all for not getting thrown into concrete ballards Most importantly, thank you for not killing yourselves Thanks Riley Edwards, 220

Don't forget to weigh Vito I'm guessing 329 pounds Are we keeping my weight a secret right now? Yeah Alright, we're keeping it a secret Let's weigh you next week and we'll do We can do it now, I don't know Does the site work?

Somebody put some money into that site and see if it works No, give people time to put money in it first Alright, alright To unveil Vito's weight You gotta get a hundred bucks in there, right? No How much is in there already? I don't know

Yeah, you gotta get a hundred bucks in there And then you'll get to find out my current weight. That's exciting. Five pounds a month. Five pounds a month. That's the, and if you miss, like if you weigh in and you haven't lost five pounds for that month, strike.

Yeah. All right. You keep saying strike. Strike. Like it's going to scare me. Yeah. If I get three strikes, is it over? Yeah, it's over.

Everyone gets their money back. Everyone gets their money back. You are humiliated. Oh, no. Petty for ten. Ten dollars on the veto crying pool. We do not have a crying pool on this show. That is not a thing. How would it work? I don't know. I guess I have to cry if you put enough money in it.

Diamond G for fifty says I need a call to ice some. Let's effing go! Story structure is so important! Yes. Story structure, very important. That's why best Pokemon are one stage one Pokemon, first act. Stage two Pokemon, friend and allies. Stage three Pokemon, first act. Stage 2 Pokemon, friend and allies.

Stage 3 Pokemon, big fight at end. Ash Ketchum, 20 years of Pokemon finding. It took 20 years to get to point, but every episode, a new story, new Pokemon. All complete rising action, Denial of call. Friends and allies. Travels to hero. Becoming hero. Overcoming new obstacle in 20 years of Pokemon.

Overcoming new Pokemon. To then become Pokemaster. This very important. Eric July must take lesson from Pokemon in writing stories. Well, I think he could learn something from the Pokemon journey. Doesn't it go basic, stage one, stage two? Basic, stage one, stage two. Then they do EX.

And Mega EX, not as good. Not as good. Bullshit Pokemon. Bullshit rule. I don't know anything about that. Bullshit rule. Too powerful. Overpowered.

Mega EX is too much? Mega EX. too much Mega EX EX to Mega EX Three prize cards To a Mega EX Oh yes Three Three prize cards

Three prize cards Way too powerful The game goes too fast Too powerful Okay Oh my god Pop quiz for 499 Says you guys

I'm a writer I heard it too Nice Petty for five There were even spelling And grammar mistakes In the synopsis On the official page

Yeah there's some There's some problems Here and there Word will fix that For you buddy Nice. Petty for five. There were even spelling and grammar mistakes in the synopsis on the official page. Yeah, there's some problems here and there. We're going to fix that for you, buddy. Here's Riley or Mint Salad. Not sure. It says, I bought the bundle of cyber frog. I think this is Riley. Bought the incomplete bundle of cyber frogs leading up to Rocket Planet today. That's the power of a good critical book review.

Oh, wow. Cyber frog. Should people get in on Ethan VanSkyver's cyber frog universe? Yeah, it's great. That's the power of a good critical book review. Oh, wow. Dick, Cyberfrog, should people get in on Ethan VanSkyver's Cyberfrog universe? Yeah, it's great. It's great. Yeah, it's great. Don't forget to get in on the Superkiller universe, which I lost some donations because I dared to briefly agree with some gun-

You agreed with Gavin Newsom, who's basically Hillary Clinton with a penis, or with a smaller penis, saying that he's going to take our guns. He did not say that. That was not part of it. He said he's going to make assault weapons illegal. I think he'd be grandfathered in if he already had some. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

What happened to my Uzi, Vito? Well. Where did my Uzi go? I thought you got it back. Didn't you get it back? No. They took that shit. What do you think assault weapons means?

Look, there's some stuff he says. The idea that the gun buying age should be 21. I think that's pretty reasonable. I don't care about that part. Okay, well then, what is the problem if I support that part? Because I don't give a shit about that part. It's retarded. It's already 21 in California, isn't it?

Well, it should be 21 nationwide. There's a lot of kids who get their hands on guns. Yeah, the black teenagers who are killing each other, they're going to wait until they're fucking 21. I wasn't going to say it specifically, but look, it would help a little bit. All right? How? Because then you can, look, we need to be stricter with some of that stuff.

Some of those guys need jail time when they get caught. Jail, okay. Is that part of the amendment, too? We're throwing motherfuckers in jail? No, not necessarily, but it could be at some point. Yeah. We do need more jails. Assault weapons.

Some people are... Look. That's the part you agree with, too? Which assault weapons do you want to own? All of weapons are assault weapons! What do you mean, what assault weapons do I want to own? Why are you are assault weapons What do you mean what assault weapons Do I want to own? Everything's fucking an assault weapon

Everything, that's the point of it I just, I don't get it I think I would be happy if I was you With some cool pistols You know, you can defend yourself What do you want to do with them? Shoot stuff? Cops Well, now our show is banned forever anyway

to everyone i've offended i promise not to vote for gavin newsom if the super killer campaign reaches 60 000 so the more money you take away the more of a chance i will vote for senator gavin newsom so if you really want president, exactly. Yeah. So taking money away from my campaign to punish me is actually going to have the opposite effect of what you want. Okay. All right. That's good.

Let's see. Anyway, Riley says by cyber frog, I agree. Go to my goat faces. Praise Allah. Can we get a call to freestyle rap? I don't even know how that would go.

I'll say, look, all right, put it on. Let's do it. There's no beat here. Hold on, I'll give you a beat. Find an a la beat. Okay. What are we rapping about? I don't know. You have time to think about it while I'm coming up with this shit. Call the Prayer remix. It's not going to be a Call the Prayer remix. How fucking, bro, there is a Martin Luther King

I have a dream speech remix Do the oriental trap mix Is this for real What is this Where's the beat Here we go Skip ahead a little 420 sigh

Yeah yeah Offending I have no idea yeah I'm trying the Rolex look at that Rolex alright alright

yeah every July dropping ice on this comic fucking sucks it's a fucking bomb we got a fifth grade teacher she gonna teach you about how to write creatures like they're not from the bleachers she's gonna let you know about story structure you better listen to her she's got the ideas you need to know your Your story needs a hook. Your story needs some flow. Why the fuck is Darren a bad guy?

He seems kind of cool. I would hang with him. He is fly. All right. Yeah, straight out of Hollywood. Straight out of Hollywood, motherfucker. Wah, wah, wah. I think we need to find a better concept.

That one's great. That's a great beat. We love that. Hi, Matty. Did you like the rap song? Do you like my freestyle? Matty, get over here. Hey, Matty.

Thank you, Goaty McGoatface, for $100. Wow, $100. You got to find a better beat for it. Why would you want a better beat than that? It's a little slow. Oh, okay. TheCityBoy for $9.99. Thank you again, Goaty, for the $100.

We appreciate it. TheCityBoy for $9.99. It was again, Godey, for the $100. We appreciate it. The City Boy for $9.99. It was very woman-like for Eric to not consider your criticism because you hurt his feelings. Also hilarious seeing. Yeah, you can read that. Oh, I can read that? Yeah, sure. Hilarious seeing you based on a true story.

Love y'all. It was very womanly. No, it was very womanly. It was very womanly. That he was obsessed about where I was, quote, coming from. Yeah, we're coming from the point of view that we read your comic and it sucks. I don't know, man. Yeah, it's just not good, dude.

Everyone feels hollow. Everyone feels like they have to justify why they spent so much money on it. That's where I'm coming from. Well, you didn't give the book to reviewers. Did we talk about that where he's like convinced his audience? Somebody was like, why don't you send it to comic book sites to review it? He's like, I don't do that access media shit. And I'm like, okay, so.

I love that we're just fine with doing a black voice now. I mean, he has a very particular way of talking. He's acting it up. He doesn't really talk like that. I know he doesn't actually talk like that. He talks like Carlton. He's acting it up. He doesn't really talk like that. I know he doesn't actually talk like that. He talks like Carlton. I'm sure he does. I'm sick, says Gear Tooth Cartoons for five.

I'm sick of the rip-aheads saying, I some success is indicative of quality when the money was raised before anyone touched the book. Yes. Money is never indicative of quality. No. How much does all those stupid Marvel movies make? A bajillion dollars. God. How much does all those Stupid Marvel movies make? A bajillion dollars God

The Minions How much does McDonald's make? Oh it's the greatest food On the planet Minions is one of the Greatest movies of all time Better than Citizen Kane Based on the numbers

You know what's annoying About the Minions? In the first movie There's blueprints Of a Minion On Gru's wall Okay Meaning that he built them

Which makes sense But then they have This whole thing of like They're in dinosaur times and shit. The fuck was that? I haven't seen any of these movies. I don't know anything about the minions.

I don't know anything about Gru. And here's something else that sucks about minions. In the second movie, the woman was named Lucy Wild, who was the name of my favorite porn star. So I'm like, I don't want to picture this shit. So it messed up the search results, number one.

And number two, I got to think about this shit. Was she hot in the end? No. No? No, it was goofy, weird, cartoon looking. Because I look at all these people who are upset about like Disney grooming kids or whatever. I'm like, yeah, but you don't say anything about Elastigirl. And that's grooming way more kids.

Because they see her and they go go i wish she was my mom i don't know why i wish she was my mom but i do uh my god the ass on that woman brett dinter for 550 canadian have been listening since day one happy to finally catch a live show oh my god two years and this is your first live show welcome brent brent brit's man for two says i can't say that you can say that you just can't talk about that one component 2020 was rigged he's not saying it means the year was rigged that whole year was rigged against the hard-working horse jockeys i know exactly what he's talking about snails for some reason andrew Andrew Aimee, with another $100, says, Inshallah, we need call to prayer for the MTGX Lord of the Rings $1 million Pringle chip. Wait, what? Dick, I'll do this one.

Okay. Come on! Why? Why? Does Magic the Gathering have a Lord of the Rings crossover with a one-of-one limited edition ring card. The ring card is not even powerful. It is a bad card. And that card right now has a bounty for $1 million. If you pull the one ring, some stupid card shop in Milwaukee or someplace stupid will give you a million dollars for a stupid piece of shit. Dumb Lord of the Rings card. Not a Black Lotus.

Not a Max Ruby. Not a Gaius Cradle. A stupid Lord of the Rings ring for one million dollars. Even in Pokemon, there is multiple Pikachu. There is a Pikachu, the main one. Multiple Pikachu all that they meet all throughout the world. Yes. Not only one of one Pikachu.

Many Pikachu. Yes. Yes. Also a Getty. Brock. Yes. Mist only one of one Pikachu, many Pikachu. Yes. Yes. Also a Getty. Brock. Yes. Many adversaries. Even Allah himself has many prophets. A Jesus.

They are ruining Professor Oak. The gathering with stupid Gandalf and Frodo and Black Aragorn and anyone who is trying to obtain the One Ring is a dummy. Just buy a playset of the power nine Beta By a collector's edition

I don't I'm gonna get that collect Bakalakshamak Bakalakshamak Alright Good It's a one of one Well the card exists in other form

But there is one that is specifically printed With special art that says one of one on it Oh god They're gonna turn magic cards into sports cards You know where it's a one of one on it. Oh, God. They're going to turn magic cards into sports cards. You know, one of one LeBron. Hers is Rolex. That should be a fun card for them to have. See, I didn't want to buy it.

It's just a promotional picture of a Rolex on it. That's kind of what it's becoming. Should I buy some Lord of the Rings cards and try to open the one of one ring? No. Yeah, no one should. I'm not buying any Lord of the Rings cards. I'm actually selling all my stupid Transformers cards that came with that stupid set.

Thank you, Andrew Aimee, for a big hundred on the board. This whole show is going to end up being fucking, what is this? Eric Wong for two. Vito's problem is literally that he can't groom kids. Shut up. And I can influence them and I can help them. Alright? It's not grooming.

Why? Fuck them. No. Don't fuck them. That's the absolute opposite of what we want to do. I think we should teach kids bad stuff. Stuff to fuck up their lives. Crime and drugs and shit. Teach them bad math. Captain Boomies is here. We love Captain

Boomies. Follow her on Instagram. For US, $20 says butt load. It's a nautical term. Did I say butt load? Somebody said butt load. It's getting a load in your butt. For Ho God Survive, don't take concert band before graduation year. You have to attend the graduation and play music for it and listen to the speeches.

Oh, God. Why take concert band anyway? I never understood that do you want to play a trombone for the rest of your life i can't really do a lot with it start a band jlo for 4.99 i was watching the old biggest problem content with maddox despite his it's still great content bring back the old school military jackets Oh yeah okay Okay let's do it Pineapple man for $1.99 Vito is bringing in Maddox's family problem

Amazing I know I thought it was amazing too Is that an existing one On the john for $2.20 Canadian I'm glad you liked my dumb thumbnail snail Vito It's terrifying More awesomeness for $2.20 New Zealand Vito gets too excited about the wrong topics

Upset face. Okay. Uh-huh. Rev for two says get that cum out of your ears, Flash. One of your great clips. You really did back him into a corner with that one clip. I finally listened to it where he's like, I think

if Vito showed up, he'd be like scared of me. And I'm like, what is he talking about? I don't know. Isn't Flash also kind of like what is he talking about i don't know isn't flash also kind of like a big fat guy i don't know yeah and i'm like nah man if i saw you i'd be like yeah hey uh hey what's up here first of all i don't think i have any personal beef with you other than i think you make some shitty youtube videos but i don't you know i don't hate you i guess i hate some of the shit you say about me But I don't know I'm up trying to

Pull up on you man He's not gonna He's gonna say it If he means it I mean if he wants to LP Dirty T for five Schools lie And force you to comply

A curriculum From a blue haired Crazy woman Will indoctrinate You learn to not be a jerk In society Vito I don't think society Is teaching people to not be a jerk

Sadly Because it's a bad trait Yeah, well You should be more of a jerk Petty for two says, Vito, the point of the show is to win No, it's not It's to spit truth and destroy Megan Mann for two

You both are glistening beautifully tonight Are we glistening? I don't think so I don't feel sweaty Red for five Vito uses a questionable amount of us and we. Look, we as a collective understand. You gotta just stop saying we, man.

Not all of us. Some of us. Oops. Dick has now clicked off. Oops. Will you just go back to the thing? ASC presents. Here's Mint Salad.

New ice on fan art on my Twitter. This one's just a meme so it's safe I guess we can look at Mint Salad's Oh we can? Yeah it's not a Alright It's not a problem You can go to my Twitter Autistic boobs

Autistic boobs There you go Mint Salad has drawn some super killer fan art Let's take a look at this before I put it up I've seen it. There it is right there. You haven't seen this one yet. Okay.

Well, here you go here. We can see my character super killer. I don't know why it appears to be Santwan. And Derek are all there. And they're all In their boxer shorts For some reason Except Isamu has his famous suit

And my character Super killer Is sitting on the couch Seems very excited For what is About to take place I couldn't possibly know What this is a reference to

I have no idea They're gonna fuck him No That can't be it Yeah that's what's happening there These proud black individuals That's what happens in that meme That would be woke

If they did that They can't have Gay sex Gay sex That would be too woke For the ISOM universe I see Well thank you MidSalad

For continuing to place my character In hilarious predicaments. The fan art arc has been quite a lot of fun. Tamungo for 220 Canadian. Hey, Vito, I got you on Sitchin' Adam. Thank you. Oh, cool. I am going to be on that show.

I wasn't sure if you're the one who made it happen, but yeah, I will be on the Sitchin' Adam show. I don't have the date in front of me, but I'm sure I'll announce it at some point. Mac Warrior for $20. Pokeboomers are annoying. It's like if you gave a kid 100 toys and he pulled out one and said, I don't like this one because it's a man. But they ignore all the bad Generation 1 monsters like

Jinx, Tangela, Mr. Mime, or TBF. What the fuck was that? To be fair. Yeah, I don't know. Are you saying poke boomers who say that the original uh pokemon are all the good ones and all the new ones look like crap the new ones look like crap bro well the original ones a lot of them looked like crap too yeah but it was like a duck and a squirrel and stuff yeah you can kind of tell what it was and like the beginning of time that's not as fun definitely I've definitely gotten more abstract.

Dumb username for two Australian YouTube. You should search by upload date for better results. I do that sometimes. Cara Fro for 10. Great show as always. Thank you, Cara. Corn pop with a mustache for 99 cents. Corn pop with a fucking die.

Stop with the fucking stickers. What the fuck is this? C Villa for five The problem with Dick criticizing Eric July Is that he's coming at the book with too much negativity And not trying To be So called fair

With his critique Yeah I got it Nice try Paper Shaper for 65 Mexican dollars Which is apparently five American dollars. Do you really believe six million jollies lost their lives in the jolly? Okay, we're going to get demonetized if we make these jokes, guys. LP Dirty T for $199 USD says, leave the kids alone.

Yeah, well. Dumb Username for two. Lollicost Denied. That still doesn't work. It doesn't work because there's no Lollicost. There was no Lollicost denied. That still doesn't work. Doesn't work because there's no... Lollicost? There was no Lollicost. The Lollicost would have to be like a bunch of lollies died or something. I guess

Tumblr was a Lollicost. Oh, on the John asked what happened to the Eggie response video. You know, somebody told me there's a bunch of F-slurs in it so he can't play it. Oh, shit. And we would have to censor it out. Somebody censor it and send it to us. Yeah, so I'll have to bleep it, but it's still out there. We'll make it happen at some point.

More awesomeness for 220 New Zealand. The bear was barely able, TBF, to wear hair. Not a good try. KingN64 for a big 20 says, here's 20 for that wonderful buster bit last week. Oh, yeah. He called you a roundhead motherfucker again, and then someone sent me a message and was like,

did he just call him a brownhead? And I'm like no he keeps calling him a rounded head Thing I don't really get it Somebody said it was because I had buck teeth that's why I'm that I don't think you have buck I do not see your resemblance I don't know maybe doesn't everybody look like a rabbit When you do that

I don't know maybe I have buck teeth I guess you got bigger teeth than me Yeah Buster Baxter the king of critiques I don't know. Maybe I have buck teeth. I guess you got bigger teeth than me. Yeah. Buster Baxter, the king of critiques. Eric looks great. Yeah. His arms are, they look really buff and strong in his ripped off sleeves shirts.

He's got a rain in some of that arm hair, I think, is the one thing. Oh, yeah? Is it racist if you say that? Do black guys normally have really hairy arms uh black guys usually have uh like arms that look powerful he's got like robin he's saying his arms look weak kind of yeah oh man i don't know if we want to challenge eric july to a fitness competition all i know is i'm not allowed to roll up on him i'll probably win that some of guys, I will say, seek out his critique of the drunken peasants saying these fat guys aren't allowed to critique

my book anymore because of their weight. That is the new Eric July rule. Yeah. Fat people are not allowed to review ISOM. Are they allowed

to buy ISOM? They're allowed to buy it, Dick. They're allowed to be part of his monetary journey. Guys, if we really work together, all you fat asses can make me

millions of dollars. Can you believe it? Michael winning for two. Every villain's a hero. And to the customers, we're very satisfied. The customers were so happy. Our customers love it. Customers love what they're customing from me.

I saw a video of the guy. You haven't seen his art book. He had a limited edition art book as part of the campaign. Now, when I say art book, you think like how many pages would an art book he had a limited edition art book as part of the campaign now when i say art book you think like how many pages would an art book be 40 40 would be nice a lot of like okay it's like 20 maybe yeah yeah yeah 25 yeah it was an eight page pamphlet that he charged 60 dollars for a guy said it's literally the quality of like a pamphlet you get when you go on like vacation at the hotel desk.

You know, just pick up some random literature about going to, you know, Johnny's cave diving adventure. And it's got a bunch of shitty art production sketches. Eight pages long. He was charging 60 bucks a piece for it. And I saw a video where one of Eric's customers was like, Eric's just ripped me the fuck off. I saw somebody ask him for their money back. Yeah, he's not going to give you their money back. He's like calling them names.

Like, well, what do you mean? He just wants his money back, bro. Yeah, honestly, if a guy came to me and said, you know, I read Super Killer and I didn't really like it, can I get my money back? I'd be like, yeah, if you eat the cost of shipping, I'll send you some of your money back. You know, I can resell it or whatever else.

It's not going to refund shipping. Let's be real. What am I, Amazon over here? Yeah, if you eat the cost of shipping, I'll send you some of your money back. You know, I can resell it or whatever else. I'm not going to refund shipping. Let's be real. What am I, Amazon over here? Come on. Jeff Binzos, do I look like a big penis to you? You want to get a little something back? Sure. We'll send you something.

Lauren Sanchez over here. Michael winning. Again, every villain is a hero in their own mind, Eric. That's true. LPDirtyT for $1.99 says, please post that review online. It was great. The fifth grade teacher review. Can we make that available on biggestproblem.show?

Can we make a little bonus page that has links to stupid little things? I think that would be fun. Yeah, go for it. Okay. Do I have the ability to create pages? It's WordPress, right? Yeah. I should log in and do that.

Dumb username for 10 Australian dollars. A guy with terminal cancer is about to hang himself, but stops to answer a phone call. The police found the body of his daughter who went missing 30 years ago. This is a real comic with a good hook, Eric.

What comic is that, dumb username? Do I know that one? I don't know. I'd read it. Shamus, Shamus McCallaghan for five.

A la Akbar. I saw him too. We'll definitely do three fifths of, well, you know, okay, three fifthfifths. I got it. What's the over-under on ISOM 2?

In terms of money? Yeah, I think it'll make another two million. I think it'll do what Ethan VanSkyver's campaigns do. I don't think it'll do like a 1.4 million. You think it'll do 1.4? 1.4, 1.5. Okay. I think the first time out the box It was like you know culture war

We're doing it but now the culture war has already won Once you have the company in the warehouse Doesn't mean you already won the culture war In the eyes of most people so it's like I don't know I'm going to keep paying for this Now you have the company Go fund the thing You're a warehouse company

Now you can do Amazon fulfillment When you're not shipping your one comic. I don't know how Eric has any time to write comics because anytime he's either streaming online for six to eight hours at a time or whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. Or he's posting today. I shipped 120 orders from the warehouse. And I'm like, where the where I was trying to plan to do it.

And I'm like, why are you doing that? Don't you have employees? Why are you shipping orders? Yeah. Just pay a guy to tape boxes and go right. Just give it to Amazon to do it. Give it to Amazon. Well, that's the other thing that's really weird is that he's really proud that he has

a warehouse. And I'm like, it's dumb. Yeah. It seems unnecessary. You get a warehouse at the point that like, I don't think he's. No, you get a warehouse if your business is Fulfillment if you're a creative business then you Let other people do yeah you don't need to get involved

In the fulfillment it's kind of a waste of Money there's other people who already have Warehouses that can ship your stuff Again I don't have his numbers maybe you can prove To me like no this is how I save x X and x but no that's not They're not saving money no I think he's honestly Losing money on the warehouse

But he knows Having a warehouse Appeals to these weird Stupid people Yeah Consumer Obsessed Capitalist guys

Who are like Yeah Having a business Paying employees Yeah they're real weird They're real weird It's their highest good Is having a business

Which is fine But you can have Any kind of business You can make Fucking socks If you want My business makes businesses Yeah well I have a business, which is fine, but you can have any kind of business. You can make fucking socks if you want. My business makes businesses. Yeah, well. I have a business-making factory where I make businesses.

I get it. Business is cool and interesting, but, like, what does that have to do with writing comics? Not a lot. Those are two different skills, and you're very good at having a warehouse, Eric. Anyway, clowworm-icization. Five Australian.ic july shit is the funniest thing since maddox i cannot wait for i some number two me too well we're gonna have to actually buy it now i'm not i'm pirating that shit i'm not spending money on that shit for us and scan it yeah cool for five i'll vote for

common sense gun control if we can put some comments. Something's going on here, man. Yeah, we're having some weird hiccups with the audio. Yeah, that's weird. All right, go ahead. Kufa 5, I'll vote for Common Sense Gun Control if we get some Common Sense Woman Control. Put on the hijab, you fun haters. Thank you for not killing yourselves. Common Care for 5, ISOM's the reason we need the Fed to subsidize the Department of Comic Writers.

I agree. Reckon for $27.50, which looks exciting until i clp what communist fuckhole are you in that we paid us 27 50 and it equates to five dollars kids dying by guns is a better fate than getting groomed by veto i don't think that's true david gomez for two where can i see richard rip on er on Eric's YouTube? There is one video of you fighting with him, right? Or no, he just, he didn't even bring you on his show. He just ripped your fucking notes apart.

Cause he's a bitch. Yeah, he's like weirdly obsessed with, with like this, some specifics that I wrote down before like just the overall story points. Like I just wrote things down as I was writing. Like that doesn't make sense. Well, yeah, it was very clear that it was like stream of consciousness And some of the stuff where you're like oh this doesn't make sense Get answered later

But instead he just like picks the most like Although I will say it's your fault You shouldn't have left that stuff in I should have told you Yeah cause I should have told you This guy is He's gonna do that shit though I don't give a fuck how he reacts to anything

If you say like anything in a way That you're like Well you're trying to win The culture war He'll go Tell me specifically At what time stamp I said I want to win

The culture war And it's like Well you didn't say That exact phrase But like Obviously what you're doing When you say We're going to take on

Comic companies That don't respect Their customers Yeah It's like Every time he did that When I was talking to him I just went back to

Your comic sucks Right Your story sucks And you're a bad writer He tries to I flipped it around on him His go-to move Is to dodge all criticism

By saying Well you don't really know What you're talking about Okay Well I know your story sucks You should have known That Mrs. Newman Was blah blah blah

Because in this one panel I said they went to church This one time And it's like Yeah it's not fun It's not exciting It's not good Yeah

It's easy for me To deflect that He ignores all that though He's expert Yeah but the audience doesn't They hear it Some of them But some of them just go

Yeah Eric's telling They should have known Who Mrs. Newman Went to church with And blah blah blah So they can spend more money I don't care Sure

World renowned Geohound Ooh A little Grandia reference there i think for 199 says i wanted to say thank you for bringing back comedy slash sanity you're welcome you're welcome uh i'll mention this if that is a grandia reference i actually worked on the trailers for that game oh so you can go watch the grandia trailer and know that I made it. Wow. Let him trashy for two. Nerd Roddick said Eric killed the last edgelord, you. Nerd Roddick said he killed us?

Am I the last edgelord? Eric killed you or he killed me? I am the last, like, Dragonheart. I am the last edgelord. These guys all live in a beautiful little fantasy. I shave the end of it every day when I wake up. Well, guys. Who's Nerd Roddick?

Is that the guy that you flagged on Twitter? I didn't flag him necessarily Nerd Roddick is going after me? I'm being attacked again? After I defended him for so long And made you apologize? Yeah it's true I'm being attacked by that guy?

You should be celebrated for force First I'm being called an n-word And then that guy Goes to his friend And gets him to attack me who's doing nothing but minding my own business talking about Pokemon cards just because I thought the comic sucked. This whole YouTube

sphere of influence is a is a minefield to navigate. I I hate YouTubers. I feel the exact same way. Yeah. I hate it. Before I i don't want to be on youtube anymore i'm so done i'm not i know you're not in a way you know what it's kind of it's it's

bittersweet but it's become so awful yeah and as as i said recently that eric was saying these guys are nipping at me because they're worried their channels aren't getting traction or whatever. Yeah, you don't have a channel, you don't have a comic, so all of that is bullshit. And I'm like, Eric, even if that was true, you are not popular due to talent. It's because of just, YouTube does not reward the most talented guys. There are super talented guys making way cooler shit Than the top YouTubers The top YouTube channels Are guys going

Did you hear about Disney was woke this week? Did you hear about The groomers at the Disney? Like that is what What is rewarded Is being a big loud asshole It's not talent

That's rewarded Some amount of it Is rewarded But at the end of the day Like the most popular channels If you look at them You go It's not really talent Well you just take them, you go, it's not really talent.

Well, you just take every movie and say how it's woke. Yeah. Which takes a lot of talent to do. And then you just, like, invent, like, stories about how Hollywood is afraid. That's not true. Yeah. So, I don't want to be on YouTube because, again, it's not a platform that is interested in finding cool, talented shit.

And there's been a lot of YouTubers who are like the most talented guys in the world. I have more subscribers than like They Might Be Giants, which is criminal. Wow. You know? I love They Might Be Giants. They just sing songs, though. Those are like some of the best songs in the world. There's a lot of great bands like that.

Yeah. Okay. Anyway, I'm sick of YouTube. I'm sick of YouTubers. Hopefully, I can escape and become a great comic writer. Check out superkiller.org. Please help me escape. That's my pitch.

Eric's pitch is help me make money. We can win by you giving me money. Here's my pitch. Help. I want out. I don't want to do this bullshit anymore. It sucks. Let me do something fun and creative so I don't kill myself.

Yeah. Anyway, a couple more. Seamus McCallion for five. Eric's vid responding to your critique. Points out aspects that were clearly in his head, but didn't make it into the book. He can't handle on to see. Interesting. Ultra Water for 550.

The school system was invented by Rockefeller because there wasn't enough people to employ. This was to soften the blow of nine to five for the rest of your life. Yeah, it did turn you into a little slave to the state and spider eternal for two says ground you one two i love two one of my favorite games i worked on the compilation now available on your nintendo switch i did all the uh marketing trailers for that game and it was very exciting to work on what a great show thanks to everybody who came by it was so weird on that flashcast stream When he told me Well this is a review Consider this

These are my notes On your notes Is that what he said? Michael it doesn't really It doesn't really work Like that though bud Because you were making A story

And these are like Here's my notes On your notes I mean he can argue And say that something's Bad criticism But Alright well

This really wasn't An entertainment I mean it became An entertainment product Because you Sp spurred out. But I really thought you were going to review it. He might have had like some pithy little thing to say about it. You don't critique a critique.

You do your own critique of the thing. Yeah. Right? Like, what are you not? You don't, you fundamentally like don't understand the existence of art. Is he doing this on purpose? I thought it was a bit. I said it to you.

You didn't see it? I said, Eric, I don't understand if you're this stupid or if you're misrepresenting things to get an own on me. I honestly can't tell, and it's driving me insane. And he just sat there with a dumb look on his beard going, I don't know if he's trying to play. Is this a joke? I don't know if he's trying to play 4D chess and be like I can

monetize this situation. But I think at the end of the situation it's absolutely hurting his brand and his reputation. I don't think this helps him. I think he's gotten away with like dunking on stupid people and that's done very well for him. But you're not stupid

I'm only kind of stupid And Well the whole like Oh here These are my comic friends And they're gonna agree with me And then they didn't It's like so pathetic

And dickless Like Yeah Oh yeah this guy Oh yeah you totally owned him Like The story sucks though right Like you

Did you guys read it No Well I'm seeing people within Read them I'm seeing people within i'm seeing people within their spheres going wait a minute is this all this is that all these guys just go yeah this comic's great it's the greatest thing and like none of them are actually reading each other's comics or giving each other notes no right and the people who actually want to read comics are

going like who owned whom just read it and say if it's good or not. Nina looked like a fucking bunny in the headlight of a car. What did you like about it? I liked when he was with the little girl. Okay. Which one of them said Isom could fly? Flash! Flash said Isom could fly. You didn't even read it because he can't fly.

I didn't say that. Flash said he could fly. Flash said that.- And then Eric said you didn't even read it because he can't fly. You said I said I could fly. I didn't say that! Flash said he could fly. Flash said that! And then he kept repeating it. I'm like, are you fucking dumb? Whatever. That was fun.

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