The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 95

Episode Date: June 24, 2023

People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes, Toxic Positivity, The Anti-Plastic Movement, Airplane Seats, NFT Haters

Just for this show. Oh, okay. You shaved a wonderful, what do you call that? There's no name. No, there's not. There's no name. There's no name for that one. We're using that to obscure the weaker points.

It's a bit of a facade. Starting in 50 seconds. Oh, shit. I should tweet it. Yup. There we go. There we are. Oh are oh hello smooth transition how about all that hilarious banter that you guys were having i know we got rid of all the jokes

before the show even started it's instantly gone now no more banter now tom you were telling us about your beard i'm gonna be like a letterman here after the commercial have you seen those commercials on instagram where it's like a uh some kind of a spiky Play-Doh thing that you I have seen that. I'm on that. I'm doing that. And they always show black women going, oh, wow. There's no audio. There's no audio again? Okay, shit. Hold on.

Hold on. What podcast was I invited to, what the fuck? Check, check, check. Do over. Do over. Do over. Every show, we're gonna screw up the fucking intro again. Does my forehead really look like that? Jesus. Look at the size of this fucking thing.

I'm bringing up the chat now. For my age, though. For your age, it's great. It's a normal-sized forehead for my age. You should see my dad. Why? What does he look like? I mean, he just has bald head. I'm really offended, but you went to your dad for me.

My dad is closer to your age than you are to mine. In which direction? My dad's 50. Okay, he's older than me then. Thank God. But I'm 20. So you're closer to my dad. I'm sure I heard you say I'm 21.

I'm 21, sorry. I'm 21. I you Are 21 It was meta irony it was meta irony it's just a joke he's playing a character come on There's only two of you I always expect a third one of you to be here like like Hue, Dewey, and Louie. Usually we come in squads. Yeah, yeah, the trio. Yeah. The trio of commentary. Augie was supposed to come on, but he flew out this morning.

He said he was too scared. Yeah. He got nervous. Oh, that pussy. He had the shits all last night. He was so afraid. Out of fear. For meeting you.

Yeah. Oh, wow. He thought that Vito might do something horrible to him. Well, he has an adorable little boy. Okay. Chill out. You know, this is, I don't even think you're supposed to be this close to him.

On camera, they can't see, but you're not allowed to. That court order has expired already. Come on. I'm so excited, guys. For those who don't know, we have, of course, Bo Blacks

and Turkey Tom. And for those in our audience who maybe don't know who those people are, why don't you tell them a little bit about yourselves, boys? We, like, make videos about retarded people. Yeah, we make videos about retarded shit. If someone tweets out retarded shit, I fucking screenshot it, post it online. They get mad at me.

I'm like, fuck you. You said it. And everyone calls him a dumbass. And, yeah, it's awesome. I make money. What kind of retarded shit? What was your favorite retarded shit that you made a video about? My favorite video was when Trisha Paytas called Some other girl like a pedophile like straight up on Twitter. Yeah, fuck you pedophile my makeup's better

No yours. It's just like crazy shit. Like you raped someone. I'm like whoa Those are random allegations being flung out. Fucking love it when that shit happens. So did you Twitter police there? Did you make a video on no? I just read it I just read it and like look at this ridiculous shit So you keep tabs on what's going on in these so-called? Woods you're the commentary community I hear is a term used a lot yes that uh drama happens between certain internet personalities and you guys See you report define it and comment on it. Yeah. Like the most bullshit

job ever in the whole world. It's not a job. Don't gaslight us. My job is going on Twitter and screaming at you right there. If you have to pay taxes, it's a job. Now, who's been your favorite retarded person? Andy Dick. I love Andy Dick.

Oh, really? You're following all the Andy Dick drama? I have a lot of videos about Andy Dick. It love Andy dick. Oh really? Popular videos about Andy dick. It's got like four million more mainstream appeal cuz like people actually know he's like He's like the perfect intersection between like MTV like 90s culture like super mainstream stuff I'm like IP to chicken Andy Alice. You know all those people. Oh, I met her meets. Yeah, what'd you think? Good yeah Oh, I met her. Yeah, what'd you think? Good. She, yeah. You thought good. Don't get into it. She seemed like she was either coming to or going to or leaving a date rape when I saw her. It was at Ralph's event.

She flew out. She flew out to like spite her boyfriend or something or they flew her out. Was that related to Ralph or no? It was related to raping? No, that wasn't related. Oh, shit. No, I forgot about that. Nothing to do with that.

Well, just to make sure. She was just like surrounded by guys and looked like totally freaked out. She did say that Ralph did something at some point. I mean, I don't believe that. Yeah, there was some allegation at some point. I don't know what to believe. I don't know what to believe with her. Yeah.

But I'm just saying like, you know. I feel like she's kind of blown everything including her credibility. Yeah. Some girls I would say, 50-50 for you. I feel like she's kind of blown everything, including her credibility. Yeah. Some girls, I would say, 50-50 for you. I would say with her, just take nothing at face value. Yeah. Now, it's funny you bring up Andy Dick because he recently was in a music video with some small-time musician, and I had commented on it

because I've been wanting to get andy dick to come on this show for quite a while and uh we may we i've talked to this guy he says he's you know in contact with andy dick and that he's gonna maybe uh get him to come in and be on biggest problem they were trying to get him for a fish tank for a bit but i think maybe they're concerned with liability issues but well that's what we're also worried about. Andy Dick? I don't want that fucker in my house. For the content.

You'd have to rent out a studio to do that one. Not even for the content. We can go to Deathmobiles. What if he's got a handler with him? Do you trust the handler? Who the fuck is handling Andy Dick in current year? This guy is making crappy music videos with him, apparently. Do you trust the handler? Okay, who the fuck is handling Andy Dick in current year? Apparently, they're just giving him drugs.

This guy is making, like, crappy music videos with him, apparently. They're just giving him drugs. Well, yeah, because we played on the show. Right now, there's, like... That's an enabler. There's the guys who killed the weirdos. That's like when Dick buys Mountain Dew before the show and gives it to you. Have you talked about the guys who, you know, killed Tom Sizemore with meth,

who then, you know, were exploiting Andy Dick for views? Wait, you mean, who's they? Who killed Tom Sizemore with meth, who then, you know, were exploiting Andy Dick for views. Wait, you mean, who's they? Who killed Tom Sizemore? There's these guys who own like a boat, like a houseboat that Andy Dick was streaming from. Okay. That's where we got the clip where they asked Andy Dick what the biggest problem in the universe is. And he says, I reject the premise of that entire question. But yeah, those guys just stream with Andy

and keep him locked up for views. And they're not even making any money off it. It's crazy. Just amazing. I think the reason why that video did so well is it's just such an amazing rise and fall. Andy Dick. He got so high.

He was doing really good. He was at the peak. I mean, Tom Green, he was on MTV. He's the same as Rogan. He did an episode a couple years. They were identical. Did you ever see a Star Trek episode? No. He was on MTV. He's the same as Rogan. He did an episode of Star Trek. Identical. Did you ever see a Star Trek episode?

No. He was on Star Trek. Why the fuck would I watch Star Trek? You don't watch any Star Trek? Next Generation? No. Shut up. You're 20, bro.

What are you talking about? But I'm saying, like, why are you just instantly dismissing it? They don't have time for nuance. And, like, morality, okay? So you're either a pedophile or not. I want to watch pedophiles. Losers, creeps, pedos. dismissing it nuance yeah morality okay so you're either a pedophile or not I wanna watch losers creeps

pedos I'm sure you've seen every episode of Spongebob or whatever Spongebob rocks Spongebob's funny Attack on Titan

or some other weeb shit fair enough I feel like there's gonna be a generation gap on this show it's gonna be fun I tried to watch

that Attack on Titan I passed out drunk I woke up like six episodes later and nothing had happened I was like fuck that show of Titan. I passed out drunk. I woke up like six episodes later and nothing had happened. Fuck that show. I don't think this show is for me. Fuck all anime. All that anime shit was way too

slow. It's too slow. Star Trek's better. Okay. Are you ready to do the show? Yeah. Let's do it. Got it in the fucking middle again. It's so weird that you're way over there. I'm sorry. Biggest problem in the universe.

Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. The only show that ranks every problem in the universe from late night shits to veto throwing fits. I don't know what. Did you have a fit at the last one? I throw fits all the time. Artificial scarcity. Yeah, that's not a good rhyme.

Johnny Potato did that one. You can't do gin air here. Johnny Potato failed. I'm your host, Nick Mastin. Joining me as always is Vito Giswaldi and very big celebrities in the commentary pedophile community or something. Don't call it part of the pedophile community.

That's generally what we're known as. The pedophile community. Is it better to be a pedophilic commentator or a continent? I think it's bad no matter how you phrase it. What were you gonna say? I was just I was gonna say anything a commentary pedophile Would you rather be a commentary pedophile or a pedophile commentator? Content then right I guess so yeah expose yourself. Yeah, so this week. I talked to this kid He was nine years who's the biggest pedophile that you guys have brought down. It's like EDP, right?

I mean did we bring him down? I'm just saying like what was the biggest pedophile that you guys have brought down? It's like EDP, right? Did we bring him down? Well, I'm just saying, what was the biggest controversy? EDP was a big one. That was a really big one. He's still around, too. Because he had a big following, right? He was huge. When I was in high school, all my buddies knew who he was.

We would watch his videos at the lunch table. In high school? Do you feel dirty about that, looking back? He's like a pedophile, right? I'm not a girl, so I think I would have been safe. Oh, he only did little girls? He only did girls. That's not as bad.

It's still bad. Yeah, it's bad. It's pretty bad. At least he's not gay. I guess on a technical level. Thank you, no blacks. If you're speaking technically, there's bound to be less victims if they're attracted to one gender, no? Yeah, you would hope so.

Yeah, gay pedophiles are worse. Just less opportunities. Less opportunities. If you're on the playground, you would hope so. Yeah, gay pedophiles are worse. Just less opportunities. Less opportunities. If you're on the playground, you have to wait for the one you want to come along. Why do you have to go to the, like, scenario in real life? Well, I'm agreeing with you.

I'm just giving an example of what might happen. You're always talking about the playground, motherfucker. How do you deal with this guy? At the lunch table. He's going to destroy your career. I'm not going to destroy anything. Everything's great. If anything, the show is on an upswing.

We have more viewers and listeners than ever. That's true. If anything the show is on an upswing. We have more Viewers and listeners than ever That is true I think Null even like has a problem with me because of you What do you want me to do? I don't know leave them kids alone They're only mad at me because I'm- I have stopped! I don't talk about it anymore! You just did motherfucker! You brought it up! You said that you catch pedophiles!

We didn't even bring it up. You automatically brought up, oh, you guys are the pedophile community. I didn't say that. You did. You're like, you're the pedophile commentary community. You said that we comment on various things. I'm pretty sure I did not raise the topic. We talk about a lot.

We talk about a lot of things. It's because I hate them so much, and I want to kill all of them. We talk about a lot. We talk about a lot of things. It's because I hate them so much and I want to kill all of them. Then why are you friends with Mr. Girl? I want to kill him too. I'm trying to get close to him. What's something that you talk about that's not pedophiles shit? Go, go, go. What's a sexual assault? Tariq Nasheed.

Tariq Nasheed, he's fantastic. I did a big video about him. No pedophile. No pedophiles at all. What's your- A recent video, Martin Shkreli. No pedophile. Oh, he's cool. He's interesting. Was your video positive about him? No.

Oh, that's too bad. I like him. I think he's funny, but I would not want to be his friend because he's kind of a con artist. Yeah, he's a liar. He did go to jail. Yeah.

Yeah. So that's the issue. It's like a lot of people, he has a cult following, which is like a lot of these more controversial dudes get that online. Yeah.

But it's like they're kind of rewriting history a little bit. It's like he's funny, he's cool. I like his personality, but he did commit securities fraud and went to jail. Yeah. He told investors, I'm going to invest in this, and then he invested in something else. Well, he told investors he was making money, and he was not. Yeah. You can't do that.

You can't do that. What I love is whenever I follow an e-whore with big tits online either it will pop up followed by justin wang or martin or followed by marm scotland that's the game i like to play did you hear he had a relationship with like a journalist yeah and she left her husband and kids for him and then he i think he dumped her because she did like a tell-all on him yeah oh yeah like some article yeah she like had interviewed him at one point and, you know, she fell into his eyes. He's so funny, though.

When he was in jail. That's awesome. Yeah. When he was in jail, COVID was starting and he was trying to convince the judge to let him out because he would cure COVID. Okay. That's a good gimmick.

It's a good reason. That's a good, yeah. I don't think he would cure it, but it is like a funny reason. At least let him try. Yeah, what's the worst that could happen? Like, wow, one bad guy gets out Meanwhile, like, millions of people are saved

Everyone's out of quarantine Get him out of there, dude Let him try Well, the thing everybody was most mad at him for Was raising the prices on that one drug But as he pointed out It's like, well, your insurance company pays for it So you don't

Well, you know I think it's more complicated than that A lot of hospitals were talking about having a hard time getting it Yeah but like hey man free market Fuck you like Yeah but it was funny though That's not even what you fucking believe in You don't believe in a free market

No you fucking don't I believe in like common sense regulations Oh common sense regulations That's what Joe Biden says motherfucker Okay I want to sell poison to kids Doesn't this make you want to have kids talking to these two like this Tom motherfucker. Okay, I want to sell poison to kids. Is that okay? Doesn't this make you want to have kids talking to these two like this? Tom, I want to sell Mickey Mouse brand poison

and it's poison and I sell it in the toy aisle and it says if you drink this you turn into Superman. Should there be any regulations that make that illegal? I'm drinking that right now. I got it from Dick's branch. Alright, fair enough. Everybody wants a perfectly free market until you want to sell poison. Yeah. Alright. Okay, so you want to hear- You drink Mountain Dew. It's not the same market until you want to sell poison. Yeah. All right. Okay. So you want to hear-

You drink Mountain Dew. It's not the same. Look at yourself. All right. You're poisoning your body. I would be poisoning my body with a number of things if Mountain Dew was not available. All right. Like what?

I don't know, man. Okay. Burger. Liquor. You're going to eat rocks? You're going to eat rocks. You're going to eat some rocks? Yeah, we eat rocks.

How are the ladies treating you guys? You're both famous the guests stop nagging me is this the whole episode Just just just one lady for me one lady for you for me. Well blacks. I hear gets around though. Oh, yeah I got laid to Sonic the Hedgehog recently. It's like that Chuck to I'm sorry what the game the movie? Oh the movie Yeah, you got late watching it And there's a scene where like tails and Tails and Sonic cuddle up, and we were a little fucked up, and she's like, and then she just goes on me, dude. That's caff. No, it's real.

It's real. How did she go on you? What do you mean? Wait, what do you mean Tails and Sonic were cuddling up? Yeah. What cut of Sonic 2 were you watching? There's a scene where they're in a Russian bar And then they dance around And then they fall asleep on the floor

Cuddling up next to each other So you guys were watching furry pornography And it got you excited It got her excited Is she a fan of yours? No No, just a girl Not many Bow Blacks fans where I am

That's good, don't groom your fans Bow Blacks Wait, why? I I guess. That's good. Don't groom your fans, Bow Blacks. Wait, why? No, I'm just, I mean, obviously you should groom your fans. Yeah, what's the point of having fans? What's the point of having fans? What's the point of having a fan base? I feel like some creators actually, like, try to get big with the goal of getting pussy.

Like, I've heard that. I'm like, what? Ajay. Ajay did that. Yeah, Internet Ajay did that. Keemstar went on this whole rant where it's like at the end of the day pussy feels everything You just want to get rich to get good pussy. There's this Puss I'm like that's making me gay here

We made fun of a lot called a Jay he's an Indian dude he made like kind of like what I do I've seen that guy yeah, you've seen him He made a lot of tweets that we made fun of him for where he was like I have 200k subscribers and not one girl has slid into my Instagram DMs And that's why he got big that's why he got famous I'm always like worried when like a girl is like a big fan of mine because I'm like You don't have to worry that much No there's a- shut up

I don't see a single gray hair I love your takes on Twitter about children What take on Twitter? I have not said anything on Twitter Because she's gonna be When you said we in reference to pedophiles My pussy was dripping It was not we in reference to pedophiles

It was we in reference to Society Society of pedophiles. Where would we be without Vito's antics? That's what I'm saying. Probably in a much better place. Now we'd be at each other's throats. It would be horrible.

Everybody loves me. Yeah, we'd probably forget that he sucks. Who won last week? George Soros DA's won. Of course. Some stupid right-wing problem. That is the reason I can't get guests on this show. What do you guys think of George Soros DAs. Of course. Some stupid right-wing problem that is the reason I can't get guests on this show. What do you guys think of George Soros DAs? Do you know who George Soros is?

Yeah. Yeah. Probably a decent guy. I don't know. Who's DAs? DAs? District attorneys. The guys who, like, tell the city who they should be prosecuting and not,

and they'll come in and go like, you know what, let's just not prosecute any more shoplifting. That probably sounds bad. It's bad, right? That's a big problem here, right? It's a big problem here. There go like, you know what? Let's just not prosecute any more shoplifting. That probably sounds bad. It's bad, right? That's a big problem here, right? It's a big problem here. There's a, what is it? If it's not over 300?

A thousand bucks. A thousand? I think it's down to, yeah. I think it might be like 850. If it's not over 850, they don't prosecute. They don't prosecute. No, they stopped doing it

over a thousand. It's up way higher than that now. So I have a flight in like two days. I could go to Target and just take a three, like two switches. Take whatever you want. Yeah, that's what I'd do. And then if you go back

We have footage somebody out there who works for Target loss prevention has a video of Vito Failing at shoplifting magic cards, and they won't send it to me. No, they sent it to me and that video is never gonna get out What do you mean failing? Well, he got caught. Yeah, he got caught trying to shoplift. Well don't you just leave? Magic cards? Yeah, no, I mean I just on the way out. He got caught trying to shoplift. Well, don't you just leave? Magic card. Yeah, no, I mean, I just, I gave him back the magic card. You gave them back? Oh my God. What a fucking child.

I didn't want the guy to- I'm sorry. I didn't want the guy to like chase me into the parking lot. I was like, yeah. You should say, hey, give me your manager. Of course I bought these cards. Exactly. What are you suggesting?

Well, that's basically what I did. I said, no, I bought them. You have the balls to shoplift, but someone says no, and all of a sudden it's a big issue. Okay. I'll put it back. You them. You have the balls to shoplift, but someone says no, and all of a sudden it's a big issue. Okay. You're supposed to be doing that the first place? No, that's how you shoplift. You gotta act like a clueless idiot. You go, I definitely

paid for these. You look at the receipt and you go, well, your machine is broken. And then you hand them back. You got them and then you checked out through a self-checkout? Yeah. I bought other stuff. I paid for the other stuff. I didn't pay for the magic cards. I got fired from

one of my first jobs for shoplifting. What was the job? What did you shoplift? I was working at a grocery store and I just got my bank account. I was like 15 or 16. Okay.

First bank account. And my mom was monitoring it. She was watching it like a hawk. Your bank account? My bank account. She was watching it. Okay. She had it on her like app.

On the phone app. She was watching. What the fuck? So I would go had it on her, like, app, on the phone app. She was watching. What the fuck? So I would go there, and I'd be like, man, I want dinner. Do I want this shitty-ass bologna sandwich my mom made me? No. I want to get wing bar. So I'd go to the hot wing bar, and I'd get mozzarella sticks, wings,

and then I would go to the self-checkout, and I'd bring it up as bananas. So it was, like, $1 for, like,1 for like a $13 dinner with a ginger ale. I was living large for like three weeks. And were you wearing like the apron from the store? I was on the job. Yeah, so nobody's going to question you. Nobody questioned me. And I thought-

Did your mom say like you've been eating a lot of bananas or something? Yeah, she did. And I was like, I like them. She was like, well, I guess they're healthy. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, I ended up getting fired. They brought me into loss prevention, this like fat chick with a nose ring and then like a 6'4 black dude who was like if You run I will catch you. I work at juvenile detention and I tackle kids for a living I love when we do the black voice on the show. I got scared straight. They took me in I

Had to give my mom a call. I was like, hey, I'm getting fired for stealing chicken. She was like, are you serious? How much? I was like, 120 bucks. She was like, I fucking hate you. I got picked up. Lost the car for a while. Sucks, but you know. Well, at least mom didn't rat you out. I thought that was going to be the fucking... No, no. And then when I got another grocery store job like a month later,

like two miles away, I just didn't put that on my job history. It was fine. Don't even ring it up man When I worked at a grocery store I identified where the blind spots were in the store Yeah So you just take your cart around the corner And then I would like jam a lamb roast

You've seen my stealing jacket But if you gotta do that Like it just feels gay Like you gotta do this whole like planning thing Like I just wanna get in and eat man Hey man at the end of the day I got like a half hour break I don't got time to look at all the fucking cameras

I worked at a toy store. We would take video games and put them in the trash. No, I would do that. We did that in a lot of video games. Okay, I thought you literally took my story. I did that all the time. Well, anyway, there you go. Yeah, before my shift ended, you'd throw some games in the trash and go,

Oh, let me take out the trash and then put them in your car. Nocturia, that's peeing at night. That was second. Having to get up to pee. Yeah, artificial scarcity after that, and then battery corrosion, which was stupid, but not as... Still a positive problem. Not as stupid as night pooping, which was...

As people pointed out, I should have called it Nocturdia. That would have been good. Had to hold the mic up close to hear that laugh. You ever have to get up In the middle of the night To poop? Honestly no Why am I the only one Going through this?

Something's wrong with my body I mean There's a lot going in A lot's gonna come out I shit at the gym I feel like a Spartan warrior When I shit You shit at the gym?

I shit at the gym I take pre-workout Before or after you work out? Before, right before I take a bunch of pre-workout I take more plates more days Derek, gorilla mode I go to the gym I drink it on the way there And as soon as I get there I like feel the I take a bunch of pre-workout. I take more plates, more days. Derek, gorilla mode.

I go to the gym. I drink it on the way there. And as soon as I get there, I feel the need to shit right away. And it's a nice shit. It's not like runny. It's like a serious hard shape. How many days a week do you hit the gym? Four days.

Four days a week. How many days are you working out now? Seven. Whoa. Wow. What's your workout? Are you on a bit of a round bulk right now? Yeah, right now we're just doing the bulk part.

You know, my trainers really got me. I want to get to a good size to then chisel it down. Oh, I see. Okay. That's the plan. Me194 says, Vito bringing up George Soros' early life, followed by Dick going stone-faced and asking for more information was golden. Can we stop talking about George Soros' early life? When Vito mentioned

Did you know this funny trivia game that Vito has? Vito came up with this game where if I mention anybody, he goes what is his early life? No, that's not, I don't do that. That's not a thing. Did you get that from somewhere? I don't know. I don't know, it's a pretty funny game.

What's that thing you try to get him to say? To be fair? Yeah. Yeah. If I say that, you can try and catch me on it. What time I don't know it for that and you guys just didn't read it? I'm sorry that we missed a Super Chat from months ago, Tom. It was like $20, dude.

No, we probably got it. That's like 10 Mountain Dews. Well, now you get to be on the show. He literally funded your Mountain Dews. I mean, I guess. Is this not better? This is your reward for your $20 Super Chat. I appreciate it. I see you in the chat. Are you a? This is your reward. For your $20 super chat. I appreciate it.

I see you in the chat. Are you a fan of the show? I'm a fan of the show. Fantastic. The guy is right. Scram Inc. says the guy is right about the low battery on the Bluetooth headphones. So many brands do that. Some of them start doing it at like 15%. It has 1.5 hours of battery life and it's completely kneecapped by

warnings. It says low battery all the time. Pure Radio says Vito's PKA was great. I hope he gets back on soon. I was on PKA and it was like a wildly successful episode. I don't know. People were very excited about it. Yeah. Congrats.

Dustin Dark says, okay, so we have to educate kids on kink because some kids actually have two dads and they will know anyway. I don't know. Maybe you said that. But we have to pretend. Not educate kids on kink. But we have to pretend Jimmy actually has two dads to protect the kids. Also, I'm the hypothetical kid, Dick.

I always knew they weren't my real parents. So you have two gay dads that adopted him or something? I really don't know. I don't want to. There's so much sarcasm in the right wing circles I can't understand A lot of meta-irony Yeah Have you noticed that?

Unfortunately I'm trying to get away from that stuff I feel like it's not that good Yeah Oh really? You think now it's getting a little too much? I mean it's always been this Where I can no longer tell

I'm like I don't understand if you're actually a Nazi or not now I don't know if it's that It's just like it just kind of is kind of gay I don't know I'll be talking to people they're like yeah, I want to kill all the gays and I'm like Who are you talking to? I'm like are you joking? Is it a joke? Who are you talking to? No, I want to murder them in the streets. Who are you talking to? They're just fucking on Twitter! Stop talking to people on Twitter. What has Twitter ever done for you? It got me labeled a pedophile And here we are.

And here we are. Dan Dastardly says, Dick chastising Vito about the call to prayer was great. Headful of acid. Here you go, Vito. This one's a nice one.

I started watching the show and I absolutely hated Vito. To say that I have come to love Vito is an understatement. I saw that comment. I wanted to know what happened exactly. Wow.

A lot of people say that I've somehow, they've become Vito fans. I don't know why or what I've done. Vito-files. I think to be honest, some of the things you say off the bat, like probably your most viral moments are probably bad moments. Bad moments? Bad moments. I have good, well, but I have good viral moments.

I've made some viral stuff. But if you have a few bad ones, that, like, supersedes that, undoubtedly. I think if anything. But if they get to know you, they find you to be more. I think people, yeah, once they actually watch the show, people, yeah. When people's only impression of me is based on people who hate me retweeting the same tweet over and over, then, yeah, they learn to hate me. But then when I actually talk to people, they kind of like me.

Have you gotten any shit recently? I feel like you've been a little better oh I just don't talk about this fucking stupid movie and the kids and the whatever this stupid movie wow it's stupid now I thought you loved it I haven't seen it and I'm never going to see it and I don't want to talk about it ever okay do you have anything I do have something I did want to mention real quick so I went on PKA okay And here's an interesting thing that happened is that the PKA fan base, again, it was a very successful episode. Uh, somebody, as people were saying, one of the best episodes of PK all time, not to do my own horn, but just, they really liked it, but they're all, a lot of them are commenting. Don't give me that look. A lot of them are commenting saying i thought dick was on the show apparently the hell is that people cannot tell our voices apart they say i went 10 minutes listening to the show going oh it's a dick

episode and then i looked and there's a fat guy and i got really confused here's a couple uh comments from ek298 i had to look at the video version to see if it was actually a guy named Vito or just some alias Dick was doing. Colorado asks, who stole whose way of talking? Some alias? Dick and Vito sound exactly the same. Yukon Man asks, is Vito Dick's fat little brother? The name isn't Masterson? And Buddha Was Gay says, I feel like Vito Is just ripping off Dick Masterson's

Whole persona Yeah Decent Smart Oh okay Decent episode though You and Andrew Tate Look at how far he got

You just have to pump The brakes early So you don't end up in prison That's how I found out About Tate From your show Like years ago Wasn't that weird

And I became a fan What do you mean weird Wasn't it weird that he was on My show It was a great interview Yeah Yeah and then he saw What you were doing

And he stole it. Yeah, he did. Stole all of it. Yeah. Anyway. He even did like the bald thing, like everything. Yeah. He actually really did copy like most of it.

Are you proud of him though? No, you should be suing for copyright infringement. He's like your son. He stole your bit. Like, does he have anything that you really want? He's got a lot of problems. Pile of money. A lot of problems.

I don't think he has that much money. No, that's obviously a lot of problems Pile of money A lot of problems I don't think he has that I don't think he has that much money No That's obviously a show I mean he has He has good money He's not like I think he's gonna end up in prison Yeah no he is

Yeah They just charged him again This time it's with rape too Yeah he probably I mean he He bragged about human trafficking On my show Yeah

So I know he's guilty of that Or he says he is Yeah Tax fraud yes But a lot of people take issue With the human trafficking thing Cause show. So I know he's guilty of that. Or he says he is. But a lot of people take issue with the human trafficking thing. Because I think when they imagine human trafficking, they imagine girls in the back of a truck. Yeah. But it's not quite like that. It's a little different. No, it's telling a woman you're going to marry her

and then moving her to Romania and going, actually, I lied, you're going to be a cannibal for money. So a lot of people, like, you'd ask Sneeko about that. He'd say that's not that bad. Well, you know, we're in a world where you have to pay taxes or you go to jail. So what do you think? Do you care?

Do I care that... Do you care about that kind of human trafficking? Does it bother you or no? If I have to do, if I have to behave on that level, then yeah. So does everybody else. Fair enough. I don't think it should be, like, I don't think that should be illegal, but that's not the world we're in. However, it also comes with, like, who was holding whose passport?

Supposedly, he was, like, he wasn't literally, like, caging them up. Yeah, but he's got their finances. He has the finances, predatory contract. That's kind of fucked up. He's running whores, right? And women don't want to work. Whores definitely don't want to work. So, is he doing illegal shit?

Probably. Well, it's like, could they be as successful without him? Probably not But at the same time what he's doing is kind of wrong I wonder though if this is something that should be settled With like a civil lawsuit where he's got to pay penalties to them Like does he need to be jailed for it? I mean I feel like that would never happen

I think the world would probably Undoubtedly the world would be a better place without that operation Yeah Especially his like I'm pretending to be women to like get guys to fall in love with me that's crazy because him and his brother would do the same thing they do to women to men and then they hire other girls to be the girls while they're asleep yeah text them to be other girls why would he i don't understand the bragging about that do

you think he would never get in trouble because he's in romania i think he's like His sexuality Is just weird to me Like his whole His sexuality His whole like The way he The way he identifies himself Through his father's abuse And specifically Through the way

He takes advantage Of like whores And weak men Is very bizarre Well it's weird Because he kind of Flipped things Because he used to be

The guy who was like Fuck men I'm just gonna make money Off the simps. Yeah. And now it's like he's diagnosed the problem in reverse.

He's like helping them. But wasn't he still taking money from simps? He's still taking advantage of them. You go in his comments and it's like, these guys are so lost and like sad

and they're worshiping this guy that's like- He figured out the other form of simpery, which is the masculine simpery where if I find a strong male figure on the internet

who can serve as a surrogate father or brother to me, I will send them a bunch of money for their masculinity advice or whatever the fuck. I feel like Jordan Peterson was like the better of the two. Yeah, let's go back. I prefer Jordan Peterson. Until he became whatever. I'll take the weird crying Canadian over the guy. Until he became like Mike Pence should be president.

He's addicted to like Benzos or something, right? Benzos and Israel. He's addicted to. And Israel. Yeah, at the same time. That's a toxic combination. A combo. Well, you guys also talked about his daughter on the show.

Which one? Michaela. Jordan's daughter? Because supposedly Andrew had been with her. Yeah. Yeah. He's the only guy where I get, or he, you know, you rarely come across a guy where you get the vibes of like, I don't, man, I just don't think you're having sex with women at

all, or you're not into it or something. It's weirding me out. You think he gets more off on like just the power, the control over them, the natural sex? If he was having sex with his brother, I would not be surprised. He has talked about that a little bit. He's talked about like- If him and Tristan Tate were not, were his brother, I would not be surprised. He has talked about that a little bit. If him and Tristan Tate were having sex,

I would not be surprised. He's talked about how he doesn't really enjoy sex that much anymore. Yeah. Yeah. This is a bizarre situation that's going on here.

So what did you have? That was what you had to read? What? Yeah, that's all I had was that me and Dick sound the same. Somehow it turned into whether or not Andrew Tate

is a criminal. He's getting weird, man. His whole jail arc is going to be very strange. He's completely detached from reality. I think if he goes to jail, he's saying he won't kill himself. I think he's going to kill himself. Yeah. How the fuck can he deal with jail for 10 years

after the lifestyle he's been living? I wouldn't be able to deal with jail for 10 years. It's like Manson, though. Manson was crazy. He'd go in and out He had no interest in sex That's true It was a similar kind of like Narcissistic paranoia

But Tate was living such like a lavish lifestyle The cars The house The girls But does it Like he doesn't really own the cars It's like a leasing company Like it's all like

A weird like Saudi But he still to an extent Lives that lifestyle Like what do you think he does all day? Is it like substantially different than what Manson did? Living in that fly ranch way out in the middle of nowhere, just having a bunch of young kids around. Yeah, what exactly is his lifestyle like?

Being an influencer in real life. It strikes me as really odd. That's an interesting comparison. I never thought about that. Yeah. I'm like, what is he really getting out of life if he has no meaningful human connections with everyone, if he's exploiting any women who he knows, he has no real loving relationship. It really is just him and his brother, what is he really getting out of life if he has no meaningful human connections with everyone? If he's exploiting any women who he knows?

He has no real loving relationship. It really is just him and his brother, what, drinking and eating lavish food? I don't know that he's someone who gets that out of life anyway. I don't think interpersonal connection matters to him that much. But here's what I think does matter to him. I think what matters to him is being an icon. I think that's why. He can do that from prison. If he can do it from prison

He would be happy I don't think he'll stand the test of time I think if he goes to prison he's cut off How can he possibly Unless they give him a cell phone Because he had the promise of coming out so soon And the hype around it he was still relevant He was kind of controlling the news cycle

But I think in 10 years I don't think that kind of thing is going to be Other guys are going to fill the void you were doing it before he did there's going to be a guy after him should i come back should i shave my head i think you should shave your head and you should come back and correct go on the victimize women or whatever popular and yeah talk about how you guys talk about women too much fresh and fit why haven't you why haven't you been on fresh and fit you guys seem like you'd be good candidates well i'm not fit and i'm definitely not fresh. Well, neither is one of them, so.

Fair enough. Have you seen Fresh or whatever? He's like. Those are real guys? That's a guy's name? Fresh. Fresh? The short one.

Myron's the tall one that actually goes to the gym. Are these black gentlemen? Which is the one that loves Jesus Christ? How do you guys feel about Jesus Christ? Is he your Lord and Savior? I don't think so. No. I don't know.

I wish he was, but I've never felt that. Stop running early life checks on our guests, Dick. We should do the show! Oh, wait, no, I have a... Oh, what do you have? Yeah, I have this one. Goddammit! Don't do a veto. What did I tell you? Veto's Twitter. Veto being veto on Twitter. Alright, look.

Veto's Twitter. Nothing's wrong with my Twitter. Veto's Twitter. Ah, with my Twitter Vito's Twitter Vito being Vito on Twitter Window Vito on Twitter Vito on Twitter Vito being Vito on Twitter Vito on Twitter

I got tons of time to set this up Vito being Vito on Twitter Alright, what? What do you have to say about this tweet? of time to set this up. Vito being Vito on Twitter. What do you have to say about this tweet? The theme song's not done. Hold on. Vito's Twitter. It's a great song.

No, it's not a great song. I'm so fucking ungrateful, Vito. This is like a stock song. He got a voice saying he did not make this song exist prior. He composed it for you. Yeah. All right. This is Vito's Twitter.

It says, I think it's weird how okay people are with joking about the idea that a bunch of people are likely going to suffocate to death underwater. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. These men have families, you know? Yeah. And then you And then you didn't get

The reaction you wanted So you posted a picture Of one of the guys That was on the sub And said Here's the 19 year old kid Who is likely gonna die In a tube

Under the ocean Ha ha Big joke It is a tragedy Legitimately It's a bad thing It is but it's surprising to me That you care

Considering what you joke about. I wrote a song about Ashley Babbitt. Ashley Babbitt had been dead for a year and a half and also she tried... So was it wrong because it was like one day later? Is that it? No, it's because Ashley Babbitt... He was already dead actually, so... The graves are still high. Ashley Babbitt tried to overthrow the government. She was a dangerous domestic terrorist

who a brave hero... Well, some people would make the argument that these people are billionaires who exploit labor and whatever. you'll use any retarded justification for this you're an idiot you don't care if they were in the midst

of exploiting labor for the record I think capitalist monster I'm pissed at these like you know dumb bitches on twitter who are joking about this

because I know it's like catharsis for them I'm okay with it being a joke I think it's funny to joke about you know anything we joke about 9-11 you joke about being a pedophile he didn't kill himself to joke about, you know, anything. We joke about 9-11.

You joke about being a pedophile. He didn't kill himself. I made fun of him for an hour because that's my policy. If you kill yourself, I'm making fun of you, so don't do it. You know low-tech styling is still, like, in my top ten tragedies of all time. Yeah. To me, that represents, like, the death of internet comedy. What number is it on your top ten? I'll put it at number three.

Okay. What's number one? Mr. Girl's YouTube beginning band. Oh, my God. A lot was lost there. He should not be banned from YouTube. Come on. That's the worst.

They're banned from everything. I'm in the same cave looking for minors. Not for what he got banned for. Not for what he got banned. You think the other stuff? I don't know. I mean, preaching like pro-pedophile, like pedophiles deserve forgiveness, guys. Like, I don't know.

Should that be on YouTube? I don't on you that's what he was preaching necessarily My problem is toxic positivity. Oh That's how you're leading into it. Yeah with your tweet toxic. I'm too positive You know what I saw I saw a quote from the the guy who built the the tomb and then dropped it into the ocean Which tomb that you mean soon that got smushed this is the submarine Okay, or the submersible submersible with one button to go back to the top and no backup button the way they died is horrific I saw this thing that was like when the pressure when the when the walls collapse it instantly heats to the temperature of the Sun Oh, yeah

and they all die Water pressure is the most horrifying force of nature, but it's just such a horrific Yeah but that would be The best way to die I guess with They're all like sawdust now At the bottom of the ocean

It's like a nanosecond And then your Ass is coming out of your mouth And it's 40,000 degrees Right? You're done There's no time to even realize

I did spend a lot of time After the I guess it's like From their perspective It's fun But from my perspective Having to think about them dying It's really disturbing It's like the end of The Sopranos from my perspective having to think about them dying, it's really disturbing.

It's like the end of The Sopranos. I'm going to link you to some explosive decompression videos. Those are the best. People's guts getting sucked out and spread across the sun. They're fucking horrifying. What do you mean? You're celebrating those deaths and then you're fucking complaining about this. It is fascinating that if you don't attach the airlock correctly, your fucking guts get splattered across the sea floor from explosive decompression.

So the CEO of this submarine company said, you're remembered, asking him about, like, why his sub doesn't conform to any regulations or rules. He says, you're remembered for the rules you break. I saw a video. That's what he's remembered for. I saw a video of the designer talking about it. He was like, we put carbon fiber with steel which you're not supposed to do but it's gonna work this time around or something like that

it didn't work and everybody said it's not gonna work but he's like part of this culture this like founder startup bootstrap girl boss culture disruptor entrepreneur culture where anything goes I kind of like part of that, though.

It reminds me of Rockefeller shit, Vanderbilts. Yeah. Even if it's a fake imitation, it's still like, maybe we'll get the real one. The difference is Rockefeller made a bunch of immigrants test all this shit for him. He didn't go down in it himself. He said, get up on that skyscraper and build it. So that's what you think we should do. Yeah.

You get a bunch of poor people to test your dangerous designs. If all these people going into the submarine knew it wasn't tested, it might not be safe, do they deserve to? They're kind of dumbasses. They're retarded. You know how many videos I've seen of guys ghost riding their car and dancing

to a rap video and then getting their foot run over or crashing into their car? I'm like, that's awesome. This is identical to that i think when billionaire dumb people got it's even better you guys could have infected millions of people with this thinking i think that the guy who designed the submersible yes he probably deserved to die for his his reckless hubris okay all right but i think the other guys were like, well, clearly this guy is, you know, an expert in building these things. I feel bad for the

kid that's my age. Well, you know, he didn't want to go on the thing, and his dad, as a Father's Day president, he's like, Dad, I'm terrified to go down there. And his dad was like, well, it's Father's Day. And he's like, okay, fine. And I see a lot of people cheering on his death. You feel bad for him now, right? That he got kilted into going on that? That's his dad, dude.

Father's Day. Cancel Father's Day. It kills people. Even if you hate billionaires, he's just the son of one. Yeah, exactly. You gotta feel bad for the 19-year-old. Who knows what he would have done. Maybe he would have been an annoying Twitter leftist Hassan fan. He looks like he would have been a commentator.

He would have been. He might have been a really cool kid, and now he's a fucking bunch of dust on the bottom of the ocean. I brought in a Matt Walsh quote about it. There's a very large contingent of people who laugh gleefully when one of Elon Musk's rockets

explode on takeoff or a submersible with wealthy adventurers is lost at sea. These are people who envy and dissatisfaction with their own mediocre... Test one. Let's do this again.

Okay. That's true, though. He's right. Unimpressive lives have driven them to despise anyone who does anything different, bold, or daring. Was it bold? Going in a little... I mean, it's pretty bold.

Yeah, I guess. the take from people that these were like brave adventurers i'm like no they were fucking stupid tourists who wanted to look at the titanic because they thought it was cool like we already know what's down there you're not finding anything new like yeah it's just rich guys who wanted to look at it notch in your dick right i go off the no one's done this this would be a good it was going to be a stupid thing at parties where they go well actually i've been down to the wreck of the Titanic, and it is pretty impressive. That's true, though.

What he said is true. Why do you think people are mad at this? Is it a principled thing, or is it just them being mad? I think there's a lot to it. I think the response, like where everybody galvanizes around billionaires no matter what, has a big part to it. I think people have their own personal failings, and they project that onto, you know,

oh, it's the fault of this group or billionaires, right? Yeah. Okay, but your problem is toxic positivity. Yeah. So who's being too positive? Well, the guy who wanted to do this and then everybody else is like, well, you know what? What they did was

actually heroic. Because it was negligence. It was arrogance. Yeah, arrogance. It was like the same reason that the Titanic sank. Because they said, well, don't, you know, you got a lot of, don't do it right now.

I agree that's a problem. Don't crash straight into that iceberg. He's like, it's an unsinkable ship. Yeah. That's a big problem, but in this case,

I think most people would think it's a plus because they all died and they don't like them. But their legacy lives on. Will it? Will we remember this in a week?

Yeah. Oh, do remember this. From now on. Or the fucking biggest problem. Dude, you're not going to be able to talk about the Titanic without being like, hey, you ever hear about that sub that exploded or whatever? I think that this is a problem of, yeah. You know what?

If you want to say like reckless misplaced confidence. That is what I want to say. Yeah. This idea that if you manifest it in your mind, it will be a reality. I can build a submersible and ignore. This is the best thing that ever happened to me. That's the line.

This is the best thing that's ever happened to me? You know, I lost my family and my kids and I drove drunk and killed somebody, but if I didn't do all that stuff, I wouldn't be the man I am today. I wouldn't have found Jesus. There's a lot of that. The hedonic treadmill,

someone called it, also known as hedonic adaptation, is the observed tendency of humans to quickly return to a relatively stable level of happiness despite major positive or negative. I don't know if it's the same thing. Pippa Baca, you remember her?

Disappeared in Turkey, was murdered. Okay. She traveled the world under the motto marriage between different peoples and nations. Is this one of the ones where like a white lady gets killed by a bunch of like foreigners? And raped. And raped. Yeah.

And then you go, well, that's what you get. That's what you get for being a... I would just like to see a little bit more like, no, that's dumb. What you're doing is dumb and we're all going to laugh when it goes wrong. They have a lot of yes men around them, I'm sure. Yeah. I think the problem here is that...

We have yes men. That's the problem, the secret. Do you? We have yes men. They're like, yeah, do that fucking horrible video. It was good. It'll be awesome. It'll be great.

It'll go good. We rip each other up in the fucking DMs. We're like, you're fucking stupid. Don't do this. Thankfully, we do shit talk each other up in the fucking DMs and we're like, you're fucking stupid. Don't do this. Thankfully, we do shit talk each other. Are you saying that it is important as a creative to accept criticism from your peers? No.

Why would I say that? Ignore everyone. I'm just saying, if you were making a creative project like a comic book, would you want people to criticize it? Oh, we're going to the Eric July thing? No, no, no. I don't know who.

I've never heard of this gentleman. I'm just saying in general. Have you read Ice Femme? No. I don't read comics. Fair enough. I just saw your confrontation with him

or whatever. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Did you laugh? A little bit. Oh, that's good. It was interesting. I think you came off

pretty well there. Good. Thank you. Yeah. Okay, that's my problem. A lot of confrontations. I think he's got some toxic positivity. A little bit. A little bit. Yeah. A little too self-assured. Good. Thank you. Yeah. Okay. That's my problem. A lot of confrontations. I think he's got some toxic positivity.

A little bit. A little bit. Yeah. Yeah. A little too self-assured. You're doing great. You look amazing. You could totally pull that

out. Yeah. You could totally pull that out. Meanwhile, my crippling self-doubt is the reason you can trust in my projects because I'll

constantly seek advice. Guys, did you know we're only 50 copies away from having a thousand backers for Super Killer. Thank God. Can you believe it? Tom's so excited for my comic book.

I can't believe it, actually. Did you buy it? Are you going to buy it? You don't read comics. No. That's fair. You don't have to read it. He's doing a free digital version, though.

Yeah, you can read the digital version. Yeah. Well, I'll read the first page, and if it's good, I'll read the rest. I think you'll like it. If you guys like manga? No. What's it about? Oh, my God. It's about a superhero thing. I'm not going rest and I think you guys like you guys like manga. No, what's it about? Oh my god It's about a it's a superhero thing. I'm not gonna give you a picture

I thought you guys like shit on the soy Marvel stuff. Yeah. Well some of it I mean some Marvel stuff's I don't like the movies the movies and the TV shows are really bad now Guardians 3 liked no It's horrible. I hated that. Well, yeah, cuz you were on acid and a bunch of little animals You opened on a creep by Radiohead. No, it was horrible. I hated that. Well, yeah, because you were on acid and a bunch of little animal security. Did you like when they opened on a creep by Radiohead? No, I didn't like that. I was like, oh, shit. We're out of my decade now. This sucks. Yeah. The animal torture was rough.

Yeah. Anyway. Okay, Tom, which one of you wants to go first? I'll go first. Okay. What's your problem? My problem is NFT haters. I think that NFTs pose potentially the single greatest way for artists to make money. And I think that they instead decided to shit on it, trash on it, because they like being broke. They like being miserable, as almost every artist does.

They're crazy, retarded people. And NFTs were potentially the only way for them to get rich. And the few people who did it well did get rich. And those who, you know, there are some scammers involved. There's some bad stuff. There's a little bit of environmental risk but i think the majority of people who hate nfts are stupid um a lot of artists are really like allergic to making money we find they are yeah like they're like afraid of it or like even if somebody's doing something that makes money they're like

wow but that's unethical blah blah it's like the hate against nfts in particular is so silly and the number one there's like two reasons the first reason I see is oh It's worthless How much worthless shit is in this fucking room? How many people own a bunch of worthless shit? Thanks, man, like like I I bought Funko. Do we have the Funko pops in here? Can you keep asking that bag Josh? I don't like I bought these I bought these just for the show I don't like this about is this pops? First of all show them to the camera

Oh, is that my favorite? We'll start with Jared Leto Joker. Wow. Wow. That's my favorite one. Let me see that. Look at that. We have another.

He's got all those cool tattoos. We got Dobby. Oh my God. That's how you say that? Dobby? Dobby. Let me see that. Look at that guy.

So a lot of people, we went to a store in Hollywood full of these things. It's a whole store for Funko Pops. Nobody has a fucking issue with that. But as soon as it's a digital asset, everyone seems to care. As if people haven't been buying Fortnite and CSGO skins for 10 years. Yeah.

Everybody, okay. And then the other issue is the environment. Nobody has an issue with people owning an M5, a Lamborghini, a truck. Some people. A Ford Raptor. Almost no one does. And the same people are not on Twitter all day. The reason they hate it, I think,

is because it poses a potential for artists to make money. And for some reason, that makes them mad. Maybe they don't know how to utilize the technology. Maybe they're just too dense to fucking see it and it's fun to hate on because a bunch of retards on Twitter give them validation. The few people that did do NFTs are independent artists. Stone Toss, Sam Hyde, made a ton of money.

The fans enjoyed it. The people who actually bought it. The people who actually bought in like it. People on the outside seem to have a fucking problem. It's like the I consent, I consent, I don't consent meme. Everyone involved in NFTs seems to have a fucking blast with it. And the people on the outside have a problem. And then there's people who are like, oh, well, a bunch of them are scams.

Any new technology has a bunch of scams. There's scams everywhere. Just fucking avoid it. Use your fucking head. I think NFTs are really cool. Like, I bought a bunch of Shonies because I'm like, oh, this is just fun. You guys did NFTs.

How did that go? Great. I only sell mine for like two bucks. Okay. So they're just fun to have like a baseball card pack. It's fun. Like you get a unique looking guy. You're like, all right.

And everyone's like, oh, it's digital. It doesn't mean anything. Like, what are you going to do with a physical one? Put it on a fucking wall? Jerk off on it? You can jerk off on your screen. The problem is that so many low grade NFTs invaded the space all at once. Yeah.

Because there was this big like money grab rush. That's true. But there's so much low grade shit in everything. In music, in movies, in comics. Well, that's the disappointing thing is that, like, NFTs, I think, do have the potential to be really cool little digital collectibles. Yeah. They will be.

I think they will be. We just, as I've talked to guys in the NFT space, they're like, we just need all the guys who are, like, only obsessed with money and speculation to, like, go away and let this wind it. Because they paid celebrities to, to like pump their apes. But they will buy them. They just gave them to them. And then you got like Ellen DeGeneres

showing her gay board apionics. I think every artist should be doing, yeah, like NFT collections. They will go away. But the same people that are obsessed with hating NFTs and writing them all off are also obsessed with making sure that everything's treated fairly

and there's no assumptions being made. And yet with this new technology, which will undoubtedly improve the world for artists, which these people claim to care about, as soon as a new technology comes along that can benefit them, they fucking rail on it all day. I tried talking to my stream chat, which I thought would be more base and red-pilled on the subject. I tried talking to them about the fact that I think NFTs are cool, and they were so fucking mad at me. They were like, oh, the environment.

The environment. I think the biggest problem with them is that they're just overpriced, right? Like with a Funko Pop, they're stupid, but you can get one for like $30, $20. But it's also like the price is determined by the seller. And if it's overpriced, you don't have to buy it. There are affordable NFTs. He sold one for two bucks. Yeah, exactly.

So I hear that. And that's like great. And we need to popularize NFTs that are more like small collectibles rather than people who use them as big investments. Like I'm going to become a millionaire off fucking Bored Ape. I think if they were more like pop figure, like 10, 15 bucks, like maximum. I think the era of the like $400 or $1,000 NFT is going to kind of... But if people want to spend that much...

I think only like really big artists are going to be able to get away with of but if people want to spend like really big artists You're gonna be able to get away with that if people want to spend that much on it. What's the big deal? Yeah What does it people out how others spend their money so fucking much big companies tried to make it like mainstream like Twitter Introducing it and I think YouTube cool about introducing it and all that but People only saw NFTs at the time is like these big like investments So it seems like a very like a leads thing like only these millionaires play with these like little PNGs and that's it. It needed to be introduced into more of like those people suck,

but the few millionaires or billionaires trying to get big on it or just, you know, crypto bros that want to get big on it. A few people doing that. I don't think that's an excuse for the masses to hate it. I think the masses are, that's why I think they hate it. Maybe the real problem is that the average person's retarded Yeah, and but well, I think it's just that you know, there's been a lot of bad news in the crypto space in general You know, yeah, like people have lost a lot of money on really stupid investments are but that's what where is the like personal?

Responsibility like that's not crypto man. Voyager told me all my money was USDA a fucking insured or what FDIC insured was USDA fucking insured or what, FDIC insured. And the next day they go, hey, where'd all your money go? That's not the fault of crypto in general. That's the fault of Voyager. That's the fault of the SEC. Okay, but Voyager was like,

had like advertisements. Who did all the Voyager advertisements? Wasn't it like fucking- No, no, no. Voyager said that all your money is insured, but what they meant was all your fiat cash that you have not turned into crypto that earns interest was insured.

So go ahead. Luckily, most of my holdings were just U.S. money. Well, anyway, my problem is my problem is retarded NFT haters. I'm sick of them. I know in 10 years the technology will be proven. People will accept it as a normal part of everything. But for now, they won't even notice it. Like I have I've been working on this company for about a year that you send us your collectible cards,

like Pokemon cards. We vault them and then give you an NFT. So it's like identical, but it's just easier to hold and buy and sell. Because you can go around eBay. You don't have to ship it. And you go, look, I have a 9.6 or a 9 out of 10 Charizard. Yeah, and then you get it back at any time. But that's like the future of ownership and all these technologies are going to be imperceptible to people because they just can't handle it.

I don't know why anytime artists figure out a way to make money, everybody hates it. No matter what. Yeah, I don't know. They cannot stand the idea of an artist making money. It's like a crabs in a barrel thing. You know what I mean? I mean, this exists in like music scenes too. As soon as, you know, Green Day blows up, they get banned from all the clubs they used to play at as soon as they get big. Yeah. This happens

to every artist ever that gets popular you know. It's um people at the bottom get jealous. They get mad. It may not even be a conscious thing that they're aware of. Are you breaking out Dobby? See now I want to play with my little pop figure. Hell yeah. But can you do it with an I'm so serious.

That one doesn't say that. I know it doesn't say that. What was Jared Leto's line? I like pussy. I'm not gonna kill ya. I'm just gonna hurt ya real bad. I'm just an idea. I'm just an idea. Another big problem with NFTs, though, is, like, the most popular one's Bored Ape.

That shit looks ugly. I just see, like, the NFT bros addicted to Bored Ape with their fucking icons on Twitter. I'm like, fuck you. But you ever see popular music? You ever see popular music? I know, I get your point, but let's be real. Those fucking monkey NFTs look like garbage, dude. And people who were so hyped over them, like, I love the monkeys

specifically. Well, you know what also sucks? The monkeys get popular and then there's like a thousand other monkey NFTs. Yeah, or like the stupid lions. But that happens with everything. I know, but I'm just saying that's part of the bad perception. Well, the bad perception is made up by retards.

I know, I agree with you, but I'm just saying why they're retarded. Like I have, you know, a PhD in being retarded. They're retarded because they're dumb. I think the real problem is all art is retarded Board apes are dumb too Artists are so stupid Art is not retarded, artists Artists, that's what I said, yeah

They're so dumb, they're all like, oh morally It's not right to use AI Art or whatever, just use the fucking technology And find a way to make money off of it Every artist I see like complaining about AI Art, I'm like Dude, this is gonna see, like, complaining about AI art, I'm like, dude, this is, like, going to be, like, complaining about, like, the fucking car replacing the horse and buggy.

Like, dude, just go along with it. What's that Sam Hyde clip where he's, like, talking about artists who are like, oh, it's not worth anything. And he's like, oh, you know what? You're right. You're the most autistic right mind. You're the most right boy. Now have fun being broke forever.

Yeah. All artists want to start with me. And that's the mentality for a lot of these people. Hey, pay my PSA grading fees for your... For what? What do you want to grade? I want to grade some Pokemon stuff and then I'll advertise your... Okay. Send it in. I can't get you a deal on PSA. I can get you

a CGC deal. Wholesale grading. Let's talk about it. I got a bunch of Pokemon cards I should grade. Speaking of Pokemon cards, send in your super chats right now. Send in your super chats right now. Publix, what's your problem? My problem is people who get offended at jokes that they're not actually offended at just because they want to attack someone.

Like, Ethan Klein recently got mad because I leaked an alt account called Throbbing Horsecock where I said, like, yeah, I have a fucking nine-inch and then, like, N-word. That wasn't all you said. Wait a minute, is that the one where you were saying that you would fuck a trans woman or something? Yeah, like, trans women aren't real women, but I still fuck the shit out of them. Like, playing character, I was like, I'd fuck Joe Biden, and I was, like, pretending to be like a black nine-inches N-word. Why did you have the horsecock account?

You keep saying play a character. Why do you keep saying that? What character? The character's throbbing horse cock. He's black, nine inches, ready to go in, ready to get horny over everybody. Bowsh? What's the character? He's black.

He's a black guy, apparently. And we're a bunch. But there's no way Ethan Klein looked at that and like, oh, I'm really offended. Oh, my God. In fairness, he did that at first, and then he walked it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he had to. But like a bunch of other people too.

It doesn't just apply to me. That's just an example. What other characters are you playing? How many characters? How many secret Bow Blacks characters are crawling around Twitter? I don't know. So whatever I come up with when I'm high as fuck and I'm just like, I'm bored, dude. What if I just tweet out that like, I to fuck Joe Biden Or like trans people aren't real

But I just want to fuck the shit out of them Yeah You should have just said that on the main account To be honest with you Yeah I probably should have I saw Keffel's retweeting that one She was offended or not offended She thought it was sexual harassment

Because basically Of whom? Of her? Yeah because basically She's trans? Yeah Shut up So basically You just made her day she saw the tweet where it's like, I'd still fuck the shit out of trans

people even though they aren't real women, and she's like, I had a conversation with Bo Black, he was pro-trans, he's lying to me, he's such a scumbag, so I went on the alt again- and then she blocked me, so I'm like, okay, how do I respond to this? I could be like, legitimately mad, like, I'm not trans, blah blah blah blah blah, or, cause she's like, dishonest or whatever, I could just like, quote like I'm not a transphobe blah blah blah or Because she's like dishonest or whatever I could just like quote retweet her on throm and horse Kong be like I have a nine-inch urn. I don't understand the need for catharsis like actively though like what is tweeting it out change Oh, you mean me tweeting out that shit. Yeah, like I think stuff like that, but I just don't tweet it I said it to my girlfriend and having fun, know, I was just bored and having fun.

So to clarify, you're just having fun on Twitter. Yeah, it is literally like 20 tweets in the last 10 years. Pretending to be a black gentleman using the N-word, having fun. The funniest part about it, the funniest part about the account is the at is Throbin. It's a B-N instead of B-I-N, Throbin Horscock. And the name on the account is Mine's Bigger Than Yours. Yeah, and I just, like, respond to random people. Why the dick thing, though? Like, why the...

I was trying to find the most, like, grotesque name I could on Twitter. Like, what is, like, the craziest username that I could make that isn't taken, that's like... For the next account, we'll go much. Yeah. Yeah now when you were picking your persona Why African American did you gravitate to I like saying that word? You should get into the R then. You're going to love it. You're going to love it. If you liked A, you're going to love it. I swear it used to be okay to say it with an A, and then the libtards cut it off.

I'm like, fuck off. It was never okay to say it with the A. It was a little okay. It was a little better. It was okay. You're taking a bad word and making it good with an A and making it nice and lighthearted. I think you're less racist. No, that's a speech impediment that made it an A.

That's being from Boston. It was okay for us because of iDubbbz, because of his swag. Yeah, iDubbbz let us. Oh, you're right. iDubbbz made it okay. iDubbbz gave us permission. It's all okay or none of it's okay. iDubbbz gave the white boys that swag they needed to say it.

iDubbbz was an official N-word pass for all white teenagers. But he took it away now. He says you're not allowed to do it. Do you remember there was this Minecraft kid on Twitter who was like, I definitely made me racist. I got suspended from high school

because I was calling minority slurs after I saw content. Oh my God. It was really funny. That's what I was dead. Okay, that's his fault. So the big problem is that you can't pretend to be a black guy on Twitter and say the N-word. Yeah, without people trying to get a...

Without people pretending that there's something wrong with it. Why do you think they're so mad? Why do you think they're acting so mad about you? Because they caught me saying a naughty word and they can try and expose me. You think they want to say it themselves probably yeah Yeah, that's that's projection. They're like how come bow blacks gets to say it I don't I'm saying it in like a private environment if I said like publicly I'd be mocking their culture It'd be like the private environment

Okay What happened to that yeah, yeah Keep the n-word to your own bed, sorry you transphobic is that no no He does in the privacy of his own bedroom. What happened to that? Yeah. Yeah. Keep it in the bedroom. Yeah. But keep the N word to your own bedroom. Are you transphobic? Is that? No, no, no. That's too bad. I just like being fucking silly.

I don't know, dude. I got caught. I got fucking caught, dude. But like, why? Why do people say like I'm evil or like really offended at throbbing horse cock? Oh, boy. Throbbing horse cock's really going to ruin society. Why did you post all this racist stuff?

I just like being silly. I just like being silly. Just a little bit of a silly guy. Let me just be a silly fucking random guy. Let me say random shit, you know? I want to just go off and say random shit and like not mean it, you know? Right.

But they don't let me, so I have to do it on Throbbing Horsecock and they catch me. How many times do you say the N-word a day? On average. On average? Yeah. In Discord?

Maybe once a day? Not spoken. Never. Not typed out. You don't want to type that ever. Only if I'm in, like, a Discord call with AugieRFC or something like that. Fuck. Then you and Augie let it fly.

Yeah, we just let it fly. With an A or with an R? With an A? That's how we have such a good synergy on After Hours. We like go back and forth. You get all your N-words out before the show. So you're hyped up. And then you do the show.

Just got to say it sometimes. It's just such a fun word. I don't care about N-word with ER. ER, who cares? But the A, I don't know. It just sounds nice. It sounds like chill. Yo, what up, with ER. ER, who cares? But the A, I don't know. It just sounds nice. It sounds like chill. Yo, what up, dude?

What up, my bro? It's got a nice, like, close-up. Dude and bro don't hit nearly as hard. And I just think the attitude of, like, throwing my horse cop being like, yo. Well, like, if it's not such a big deal, why don't you say it right now? I just want to fuck you, bro. I just want to fuck you, igga. Like, I don't, like, you know?

Like, it just sounds. We're getting dangerously close. I don't know if you could say it with no. Is that a different word at the end? Yeah. That's what I do when I have to read it out. There's got to be some way to say it. Igna.

A bigga. Igneous. There needs to be a new word. What's up, my Igneous? We used to do a nibba. That was how we did it in high school. I've heard nibba. I've heard that.

Sounds like your problem is why can't white guys say the n-word That's a pretty big fucking problem For us to be honest with you We've been dealing with this debate for seven years Did you guys not learn anything Juneteenth was like last week Yeah The word wasn't fun to say

Like another slur like a Mexican slur Like the b-word or whatever that's not fun to say I don't care What better way to celebrate It's just how it sounds like a Mexican slur, like the B word or whatever. That's not fun to say. I don't care. What better way to celebrate? It's just how it sounds, dude. N-Words Across America Day. On Juneteenth. Yeah.

Let it rip. Somebody proposed that... Mommy, Daddy, the N-Word fairy was here! The N-Word was here! Get out of bed, everybody! Look, all our stuff's gone! Okay. That's terrible. Somebody proposed why doesn't Elon Musk sell an N word pass just for a hundred dollars a month? He's African. You can say any slurs you want.

I feel like that's too out of his Reddit to your humor. Yeah. He can like doge coin is about as far as he can go. That's true. He can go a little bit on like, you know, screw you. Lib Tard.

Farther than Lib Tard. Do you think Elon Musk is funny? No, no, no. I don't think, I think he Musk is funny? No. No. No. Do you think his trans daughter really got in his head? Because he seems so wound up about trans shit, and then his daughter's trans and is divorcing him.

I'm like, man, that's like a weird, you're bringing a weird dad thing to this. I think he just gets attention on Twitter, and that's the only thing he really cares about is social validation, feeling like the cool kid. And he gets a lot of that. Because right now it's like it's the coolest thing he really cares about is like social validation feeling like the cool kid and he gets a lot of that because right now it's like it's the coolest thing ever to be anti-trans yeah it's weird though because he could he was getting like really

mostly positive like validation like hey this guy's making electric cars and spaceships or whatever else but yeah I know it is the guy who's like hey if you say cisgender that's a fucking slur the only people that were mad at him were leftists, and, you know, I think a trans person is more likely

to be a leftist. I think they ostracized him a little bit, and he was like, well, fuck you guys anyway. I don't need you. And he doesn't need them, because the majority of people don't care what they say. Here's what I think happens to guys like Elon Musk, is that they are doing something. I would say what Elon Musk was doing was exciting and good, making electric vehicles and everything else.

They kind of suck, though. Yeah, I mean you could argue about The actual net good or whatever but regardless He's a very positive business and people like his product But then leftists do come along And they're just Niggling you constantly With this. You did not. Did you do that? That was a whole setup just for that word, right?

No. They're in your To be fair. You were satisfied saying that word Weren't you? No, that's a word We know about this We have a caller called the niggler I've heard about that He's like the red lard, but he just puts sand in your shoes Isn't there like ten of them?

No, there's black niggler Oh yeah, the niggler I missed the niggler I'm not allowed to say igga, but you're allowed to say that Because niggle is a word Something else We're using an actual English dictionary He was a great call didn't want. See, wait, I'm not allowed to say iga, but you're allowed to say that. Because you know that you're thinking about something else. We're using an actual English dictionary word. Right. Point is, I think that a lot of people get driven insane by these leftist activists,

and it does turn them against everything on the left, which is where Elon Musk is at right now. Yeah. So, Beau Blacks can't say the N-word. That's the problem. What other performative outrage? The problem is, is like, have you,

haven't you ever made a joke online where it's just like, not that harmful, but it's a little offensive? Yeah, I used to make jokes about pedophilia all the time. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. And like, and people like freak out, but they're not actually mad or offended at the joke. They're mad at you for saying it, but they're not offended. Tom's doing it right now. Like, you're offended at the joke. They're mad at you for saying it, but they're not offended.

Tom's doing it right now. Like, you're offended for other people. Like, when people say, like, white women get mad when you say the N-word. Like, why were you offended that people were making fun of the subway people getting killed? Yeah, let people joke! Let them be silly! I think that, like... Because Vito has to be

like a contrarian at any given moment. No, no, no. He can be. He has to be the guy on Twitter who's like, oh, actually... I'm a contrarian at any given moment. No, no, no, no, no, no. He can be. He has to be the guy on Twitter who's like, oh, actually. I'm not a contrarian. Well, actually, I think it is wrong. There, he did it again. He did it again. He just clenched it to me.

Arguing against being a contrarian is not a contrarian position. Actually, I think it's wrong to make fun of the current thing, which I make fun of all the time, but because it's- I'm offended. Why can't we just laugh at jokes or fuck off, dude? That sounds exactly like you. I think sometimes... Jokes are funny.

My jokes are funny. No joke ever goes over the line. I love Dave Chappelle. I'm sorry I'm not the comic genius with a secret black guy account where I tweet horse cocks and n-words. I think that's more funny than any of the pedophile jokes you made today. I haven't gotten to that level. Did you know he wouldn't go do the protest?

He wouldn't go counter-protest the writer protest strike as robots. I wanted to go dress as robots and say robots rights and stuff like that. But we thought that we'd get a job in Hollywood. Adam ruins everything. Yeah, you could have met Adam ruins everything. And you could have met Hassan and Matan. Well, all right. I do want to tell people, if you know a cool protest is coming up, tell me.

Because we should have went to that Dodger protest. Tell you? Yeah, like ahead of time. You have Twitter, motherfucker. Yeah, but it's your fucking job to go to protests. What the fuck else do you do? I don't know. Honestly, they're always...

Shut the fuck up. I'm explaining something. I don't know how to find protests. They're always on weird women LA bro go outside they're on like weird telegram channels that are like these like right-wing channels that I watch fucking Twitter we're protesting you go there I got Pete they don't organize these things on Twitter they really don't I don't know then go on kiwims or wherever the feds Kiwi Farms is not going to have those games They're organizing big protests

About what LA protests are coming up They did the January 6th protest right? Who did? Well we didn't know We didn't know January 6th was I don't think so But we didn't know January 6th was going to become a thing Like it could have just been a Trump rally out on the lawn

You say that but I have like five friends who were there filming and knew it was going to be a thing I wish I had known it was going to be a thing I would have would have told Vito someone so but the problem is I would have went into The fucking you know White House or whatever I didn't change my problem. You would have done the insurrecting then? I would have insurrected Okay, I'm changing my problem to plane seats Plane plane seats always fucking destroy me every time I sit in the seat. They're fucking brutal I've my back fucking hurts. I have to constantly adjust my fucking wedgie

and the mom behind me looks at me like I have a fucked up face. No, I didn't get the fucking window seat. The window does not fix anything because the seat still fucking sucks. That's not good enough. Have you ever tried one of those pillows? I've tried it. They're never good enough if I buy it on the flight. I have to buy like the

$60 one in the airport beforehand. Have you tried the inflatable triangle? It's like a There should be no need for the inflatable triangle. The seat should be good enough. I want that fucking triangle though, man. It looks good. It looks comfy. If I pay Lay on it. It's got a big set. You can get one of the big set of tits right on it, right? If I pay hundreds

of dollars for a fucking stupid seat on a fucking plane for six hours to get here to be on this stupid fucking show. I shouldn't have back pain all fucking week because of it. I'm 20 years old. I shouldn't. Sorry, 21 years old. I shouldn't have back pain. The only time I experience back pain is from a plane.

Yeah. It hurts so fucking bad. I had flying so much. I got invited to go on the pop culture podcast that Tim Poole's trying to get off the ground. I was like, I'm not flying a Washington, D.C. or whatever the fuck. Mike Hawkinshet says, just buy an NFT seat. True.

Yeah, just buy an NFT seat. True, dude. All right, should I do my... So, Bo Black's mad he can't say the N-word. Okay. Tom's uncomfortable in airplane seats. Tom is doing stand-up material from the 80s. Hey, those little bags of peanuts, they're so tiny.

Can I have two problems? You can have two. You can have two. I feel like I should have my two problems. We'll put them both on the board. I think if I have my two, then maybe I'll have a more chance at winning. Bow Blacks' two are people getting upset at jokes that I'm actually mad about. In chat, collectively make sure to vote for one of my problems so I don't split the vote.

No, it's all right. You can split the vote. All right, I got my problem. You want to get it out of here? Yep. The anti-plastic movement. Okay, guys. Oh, yeah, dude.

I love plastic. It's everywhere. It's fantastic. It does so many great things. And people keep trying to take it away from us. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. First, they took away our straws, which I'm never going to get over.

The paper straw, we know it's bad. As people have pointed out, you end up getting a second paper straw. Paper is still- No, but they have agave straws now. Are those good? They're harder than plastic. Maybe I'll try that, but are they disposable? Yeah, they're made out of plants or something.

Where are they giving out agave straws? Has this already been a problem on this show, the straws? Well, the straws have come up before. There's other things, though, as well. Yeah, it's getting worse. With, what do you call it? You did this bit before. You did the seed oil thing.

No, he did seed oil. You did seed oil? Being a problem? Seed oil, like people saying it's bad. They're a problem. So you stole from him. Yeah, basically. Sometimes the problems overlap, Tom.

Stop metagaming the fucking show. He is stealing it. All right, shut the fuck up. The National Park Service announced that they will be getting rid of all plastics, such as cutlery, bags, cups, bottles, straws, and food containers. That's part of President Joe Biden's move to reestablish the federal government as a leader in sustainability. I thought you loved Joe Biden. I don't love everything about Joe Biden.

So, wait a minute. you're pro-plastic. Well, I'm- But you believe global warming. Hold on. Okay. It's not that I'm pro-plastic. It's that these tiny, stupid little solutions are fucking meaningless compared to the overall problem, which is unsolvable.

Let's put it this way. Remember when everybody was worried about microplastics? I'm still worried about microplastics Yeah Kind of Well yeah you should be honestly I think you should be worried right now buddy Why?

What does that mean? I mean take it however you want You should be worried Am I getting fat on microplastics? If that's how you interpret it Okay So they were putting little plastics in You know like bottles of shampoo

To exfoliate or whatever else. But then we found out, obviously, it gets into the ocean and it pollutes the fish and then the fish have plastic in them and all sorts of pollution. That's bad. And we got rid of the microplastics, right? I didn't know we got rid of microplastics. There's been a lot of legislation to ban microplastics.

That's happened. I thought it was like a plastic leaching and we can never get rid of them. Well, that's kind of the problem is that for instance we found out that synthetic fabrics like nylon and polyester actually shed thousands of microscopic fibers every time you wash them so if you own a pair of yoga pants you are putting you know the same amount of microplastics that used to come out of your shampoo. Oh, I see. Not to mention every car tire is about 60% plastic. And as you're going along the road, it sheds more plastic fibers than all microbeads and clothing combined. It's another science problem when we have a guest from here.

Yeah. Well, I brought in some stuff. This is fascinating. Okay, okay, okay. The amount of plastic that is being constantly dumped from tires and fabrics and whatever, you couldn't stop it, okay? And you're right. It is leeching off every plastic bottle and whatever else.

Yeah, but don't you think women shop too much and buy too much stuff and that we should use the environment as a cudgel to beat them over the head with guilt so they stop? I'll tell you one reason I'm upset. To beat them over the head with guilt So they stop I'll tell you one reason I'm upset Now if you're a big fan of Hasbro action figures You know you would go to the store And you could see the action figure

Because it has a little plastic window On the box right Hasbro in 2019 Got rid Look we have it right here the pop figure You can see the pop figure inside the box So they have cardboard only now? They have an old cardboard box.

Fucked up. So if you're a true collector, you can't see if the Chinese lady did a good job at the factory on the paint job. And some collectors have even bought those packages and put a substandard, like, one of the bad figures in there. So you get tricked into buying the wrong figure as a scam. Can you believe it? McDonald's has gotten rid of all plastic toys. Now you go to McDonald's, you get a Happy Meal, you get like a little book. That does suck. Isn't that stupid?

Yeah, I hate that. Yeah! The book sucks dick. Do you guys have the wooden cutlery yet? They've replaced all plastic cutlery in Canada with wooden cutlery and it tastes so bad. Yeah, if I get a McFlurry, it's a wooden spoon. I literally have to take it out and use a metal spoon.

I hate that. The old spoon was awesome that it detached from the flurry making machine. That thing was great. Yeah, they took it out and now it's just like fucking a wooden spoon and it sucks. And you taste the wood when you eat it. Like, I can't use that. See, you tried to shit on my problem But now he brings up

He brings up the McFlurry And all of a sudden You know what I'm talking about Yeah All of the We know plastic is great It's great We love it

But I thought you needed it Yeah okay You have a good problem To be honest with you Thank you There's been a lot What about all the penis shrinking stuff In plastic

What are you gonna do man Like when I get When I get like coffee or whatever And they give me the paper straw And like by the time I'm halfway through, it's dissolved. I'd rather have a small penis and a proper McFlurry spoon

than a big Whopper and have to eat it with that fucking wooden monstrosity. No, I don't want that. I would not. What do you need a big penis for? Who cares? The wonders of plastic way outweigh the need for a huge... We're going to need to have like a spoon on hand like a Swiss Army knife.

Yeah, are you sure? Ready to fucking whip out and eat our ice cream. Do you know that? As long as... I don't know, man. What was that? Look, as a man, I have a respectably sized penis. But if you told me, okay, you have the option

of, you know, taking away all plastic and your penis stays the same size, or we'll shrink your penis a little bit, but you get to keep all the cool plastic stuff. Well, no, no. Grow my penis. Give me a grow or don't just give me normal shrink. You want a growing situation? Well, if I'm making a deal. There's no situation where plastic will grow your penis.

Yeah, if there was no plastic from when I was a baby, my penis would be bigger. How about no plastic means like two extra inches? Two extra inches? That would be crazy. For every guy? Yeah, but if every- If you- I will fucking kill you.

Hold on. If everybody gets the extra two inches, then you haven't gained anything in the race. Well, like you say, if everyone's big, no one is. That's not true because it's all about relativity, okay? Right. So if you're starting with six and you get to eight,

you're already better than somebody who starts at four and gets to six. It doesn't really matter. He's still six, now you're eight. If you're grading on a curve, it's going to be the same curve.

That just means that you're, you know, a two-inch dick used to be a tiny dick. That's not how vaginas work. Then a four-inch dick is going to be... If the biggest dick

in the world was six inches, girls would be like, every time they get that. Yeah. They'd be fucking gooning. But they're not. Are you saying that you would. Why do I have to defend small penises here? Why is that part of this? You shouldn't be.

You just decided to. You brought it up, motherfucker. You brought up that the plastic finger was a dick smaller. I'll take it to be honest. I don't even know if that enters into it at all. You don't think that it, you don't think that Little baby boys having small penises Is a problem? I think the point is

Jesus Christ What do you see a little bit? Nope You would know I don't have a big hog We have the expert here The point is I wouldn't curse my son like that

The plastic's already out there. Yeah. All right? It's not going anywhere. Yeah. These small, stupid incre- Ooh, your Happy Meal doesn't have a plastic toy. We saved the fucking-

There's still millions of fucking plastics in there. That's too far. But what about, like, all the plastic water bottles and sh- It hit a point where there's too much plastic. Where it's like, ah, there's,'s like Dysani water bottles and stuff. I like having a nice metal. They're not going to get rid of that. They should get rid of it, though.

But they're not going to. They're only going to get rid of stuff. Or people could just like drink out of their hands. Don't you think? I think. Yeah, like real men. These little performative gestures of getting rid of the window on the action figure packaging. Wouldn't you argue that the performative gestures are the first step to larger measures that will

improve the world? I don't know. Did you hear that from somewhere or did you just make that up? I made that up. Wow. That's off the dome. That's actually happening but it's not going to. What about that nature documentary where there's little albatrosses are eating plastic and they're dying and it's so sad.

I don't care about the albatross population. Do you feel bad for the cute little fish or whatever? Yeah. You got this dog here. You don't care about the albatross population. Do you feel bad for the cute little fish or whatever? Yeah. You got this dog here. You don't care about the fish? I want to go to McDonald's and get a cool Sonic the Hedgehog toy, and I don't want it to be like a little shitty plush thing. I want like a... What about the people in the plastic submarine that got squished?

What about them? I want my plastic straws. I want my plastic bags. Right. You know? I'd be okay with phlasasing out the plastic bottles if we went about the glass. It seems like they

picked the most, like they just randomly picked what plastic things we can't have anymore. They landed on the most annoying things though.

Yeah. So you're right. If they had gone to like plastic water bottles, I would have been like, well,

yeah, okay, we're using glass. That's cool. That's better. You know, I would prefer that.

It doesn't get better. If the paper. Beer uses glass. I know we can make a lot of glass bottles. We can definitely do it. Okay, you want to get rid of plastic straws, then yeah, do this agave straw you're talking about. Why does it have to be a worse version? Why does it have to be like, again, yeah, I don't want a wooden straw.

Agave straws and the turtles, they go right into their fucking brain. They're so hard. Typically, it gets worse before it gets better. I think, look, if they were coming up with better things, but I know that when I go. It never gets better, Tom. It never gets better. I'm hoping it will. I'm really hoping it'll get better.

You're yawning. You'll find out. I'm six years ahead of you, and it it'll get better. You're yawning. You'll find out. I'm six years ahead of you and it's not getting better. Point is I'm tired of these bad, awful solutions. Until you can come up again with a good straw, don't make me settle for a shittier straw. Don't make me settle for a shittier toy. Voicemails.

Don't make me settle for a shittier spoon. Okay, so you want to be able to see your toys. I want to see my toys in the box. Like this delightful pop figure. What if these guys were made out of wood? These Funko pops. That'd be cool. No. Well actually, if they were made out of wood. Hand carved it. Yeah, they couldn't afford to make them if they were made out of wood. Yeah, but then they'd be saving the environment. It'd be so awesome. Look, I can see it. They have blazing sass. We made sure to get you a slave Dobby, not free Dob it. I know it's a piece of shit before I buy it. Not free Dobby. Oh, good. We made sure to get

slave Dobby. Thank you. Thank you, guys. Yeah. How does he get freed? If you give him something? If you molest him, he's free. Okay. That's the Harry Potter thing. That's the price they pay. So, yeah. Plastic replacements, I guess, is my or not plastic replacements, just

getting rid of plastic. Getting rid of plastic. No, because then it sounds like recycling. What's the first thing you said? Anti-plastic, the anti-plastic movement. Anti-plastic movement. Okay. And Turkey Tom, your problems were NFT hate and...

Uncomfortable airline seats. Airlines, plane seats, right? And Boblox, your problems were performative outrage. Did you have another one? Not being allowed to say the N-word. I just wanted to be able to say anything. Dude, what's with those restrictive words, right? And Boblox, your problems were performative outrage. Did you have another one? Not being allowed to say the N-word. I just want to be able to say anything. Dude, what's with these restrictive words, dude? Like, kids can't say fuck or shit, okay, but I'm an adult. Let me say

everything, dude. Well, I can't. Kids say fuck or shit. What's the problem? I don't know. They should be able to say it, too. It's just a word, dude. The future is a politician here, Boblox. This is a brave platform. I think you have a future as a politician here, Bobelix. This is a brave platform. I think the nation's children should be able to say fucking shit. Yes.

And if I want to say the N-word, I'm going to do it right now. Everybody watch. You should not use it in a rude way. Don't say fucking and say I fucking love this. You're Italian. You can say it. That's true. Ways to use words.

We're the black people. Why can't we use the N-word? White people use the N-word in a positive way. We're the closest of the world. Okay. Yeah. I agree with that. It's kind of a hot take because everyone's like, oh, ban all of these words or whatever.

And I get that they're offensive in some contexts. I never go up to a black person and be like, fuck you. You know, but like. You wouldn't? But like, why can't we just. What if you're really mad? Boblex, what if he, what if what if he What if it's just about If he's a pedo

What if he pops a tire in your Tesla? Well, then he deserves it Yeah Then he deserves what? Yeah, but I'd probably call him an asshole Just not to be racist But if we lived in a perfect society I would be able to say anywhere

I could call him an idiot A fool Even in a perfect society We still have black people that you need to call names. Hold on. No, I'd call anyone. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. We need to take the race out of it.

I'd call anyone. It's not a race. It's about acting like one. Oh, okay. That's what cost Sargon his Patreon. Is it? I don't know. Oh, yeah.

He said acting like white N-words. That was in an MC Jarbo song Cleaner yeah, we should call him. Yeah, we've got to bust out the steam cleaner Well, you've heard here first first folks. We're gonna reclaim our right to use the n-word against all races Yeah equality for all equality everything just everything's Equality language, equality everything.

Just everything's... You first. You first. We're all going to say it. You fight for equality. And once you've achieved it, let us know. You call them stupid. That should be the result, not like cancel culture. Oh, I can't say a word.

Yeah. Just, yeah, if it's a bad joke... Well, you can call them stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you think it's not... That should be the punishment, the social pressure of being called a retarded idiot, you know? Okay. So to clarify, more N-word usage will better the nation.

Imagine if the N-word was not connected to race anymore, dude. Dude, we'd be so less racist. If Biden said the N-word, what would you be excited? If it was open to everybody and everybody just started calling each other the N-word, we'd stop associating it with black people and just be like, people in general, like, you're being what? Either all of it's okay or none of it's okay. Wait, what would we associate it with then?

Acting like one. We could change words to mean anything, dude. Like, N-word with an A could be nice. N-word with an A is good. It's like a colloquial. Colloquial. You're saying you like n-word with an r would be a term of insult. Yeah, because it has that guttural at the end, like, urr.

Like, urr, you're urr. Well, couldn't you just invent a new slur, you know? Yeah. Like, why don't you try that? We have to. We have to invent them all the time. Stop all slurs, dude. None of it's slurs. Just end slurs. Slurs are annoying. Dude, slurs offend people more than the actual word. If someone was born and they heard the N-word, they wouldn't be offended. But because they're told it's offensive, then they're offended.

That's true. I've tested that on babies. Yeah, yeah. I whisper it to them. I call babies the N-word, and they don't care. You dirty fucking... Go back to your country. Go back to your crib, you fucking foreigner. You lazy. I'll get right into the crib with them.

Hey, look at that guy over there. It's Tom Cruise. Hey, you little fucking... Nothing. Every time. You make sure to have like... I'll go to babies and call them the N-word. They don't even care.

So I don't see what the problem is. To the baby? Yeah, to the baby. Yeah, I try it both ways. So the baby associates slurs with like positive things happening. Yeah. Should we test all words on babies? And if a baby does not react, then the word's okay.

We need to have almost all verbal social rules. All verbal culture words. All verbal social rules need to be gone. Dude, that's why autistic people are bad. How are you guys even going to fix the next generation when neither of you are having kids? I'm working on it. I've been trying to make it worse this whole time. Okay.

Well, having kids would help. Oh, yeah. that's true. I'm going to make like a million kids. Are you? Yeah. When? I'm talking to some people. In the works.

It's in the works. We're in progress. We're still in the production. Is it another trans woman? Yeah, I'm going to have a trans woman. That's not going to work. No, she's going to get an implanted womb. That's going to be the future.

She's going to get a... Yes, I love the future. Is she going to get that lactate? She's going to get a... Yes! I love the future. Is she going to get that lactate? She's going to get a kangaroo uterus they're working on now. Oh, wow. You can transfer it over. The pouch, too? Yeah, you got to do the pouch, though.

That's the weird part. That's cool. The kid's got to be in the sticky, weird pouch for the first two years. Make room for dad. Make room for dad in that pouch. We're going to get to that point. Someone's going to be a trans kangaroo, and I support it. Yes!

Guys, don't forget, if you're listening to the show, you can vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show. Don't forget to check out our Patreon at patreon.com slash biggestproblem. Lots of N-words on there. Or not. Or whatever you want. And lots of bonus episodes for you to listen to. Yeah.

Okay, here we go. You know, when I first heard having to poop at night, I thought to myself, self, that is the fucking dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. There's no way. You poop on a regular schedule. And God damn it,

that very night, food poisoning. Boom. I woke up at 2 o'clock in the morning with the Bellagio coming out of my asshole. Boom. Thinking of Vito.

So thanks a lot, dickhead. And I bet it was way worse than having to pee. So it is a bigger problem. The Bellagio. The Bellagio. The fountain. Excellent visual metaphor there. Okay, here's one for you about women.

The biggest problem in the universe has to be women advertising their superpowers on the internet with retarded platitudes like, it's crazy how well I've mastered disassociation. I can just like pretend like I never knew you, you know? That kind of shit is fucking annoying. Women.

That's all I got. That's a good problem. Gentlemen, I have bad news. They do like to advertise how they're especially gifted. My new shit somehow becomes amazing on TikTok. Yeah. Mind fucking boggling. You guys should see the way I brush my teeth. The way I kill it at brushing my teeth.

All those videos of them being like, look at my workspace. Here's where I get my chai. And here's my little desk. I snatched my wig. Yeah. I snatched the wig off brushing my teeth with Crest 3D white. Okay, here's a submarine one. The biggest problem in the universe is people lying about caring about certain tragedies.

True. Yeah. True. Fuck you. I don't care about the billionaires and the teenager on the titan sub i'm sorry i'll just save my grief for those 100 migrants that drowned on that oh i don't care about that ago coming out of greece or whatever you're lying you're lying you're lying you're lying oh yeah you didn't even know that that fucking happened until the Titan sub drowned.

You had no fucking clue. Nobody in the world knew that that happened and nobody cares. You're lying about that. Shut the fuck up. You just want to see rich people die, which is fine. That's fine, but just admit that you like watching rich people die. Well, they died in a dumb way.

Vito, did you have anything to say about the migrant boat? Uh, good. You could. Dude, you don't know. In a dumb way. Vito, did you have anything to say about the migrant boat? Good. You could. Dude, you don't know. I saw something about it. Does it matter where they came from? Where were they migrating to? How much money did they have?

Some place that doesn't want them. Yeah, well, why'd the boat... I don't know, man. That shit happens all the fucking time. They crammed too many guys on that boat, probably. I mean, I'm not laughing at boat Probably I'm not laughing at them Yeah but they were all going like this I mean I will laugh

If you show a picture of the boat and it's like clearly Some ramshackle raft I'm like well why the fuck Did you get on that you retard but I don't know I haven't seen it So it's the same as a submarine argument No because I argue honestly I looked at that submarine I'm like well I don't know It looks like what a submarine looks like. A visual inspection of that craft would make me think. Would you get in?

Going to the fucking bottom of the ocean? The Titanic? Would you get in? I think there is a universe in which I might have gotten on that thing. Can we get one? This can't be that much. Like 40 grand? I'm not doing it now. Why? What else do you need to see on the submarine now for you to get in?

I wouldn't have gotten, honestly, it looked so uncomfortable to just squeeze into that tube. I would have been like, I'll just. Well, we can put you in alone. And they're only looking at it through a video monitor. I'm like, well, get a nice video of it and bring the video back. There's already nice video of it. There's a lot of nice video of the Titanic. There's like literally no point in going down there.

We can give you your own sub, like Tom says. I don't. You can have all the room you just want. I don't want to go. You and Mr. Girl Just you guys We're gonna go on a submarine Yeah, yeah, yeah

You guys can talk about Pedophile jokes all you want Lion maker You can have a little screen To watch some Lion maker Lion maker Fuck you

Look You can have tin cans With a string To each other's sub And talk to each other I will have no Mr. Girl Back talk on this show We'll put you guys down there.

We can talk to Destiny about ethical CP. I know Bob Black's you and Mr. Girl have an ongoing... With the Titanic crash, the age of consent was like 14. You guys can talk about that.

That's true. We'll talk about that. Look, just because I'm friends with the guy doesn't mean I endorse everything he fucking says, all right? He's just an interesting guy. No, you just repeat it all.

I've not repeated anything. Anything? Nothing. Alright, here we go. What do we got? I made my last album too long. I'm gonna fucking shorten it right now. Thank you. The problem is just comics in general. It's gone too far.

You're not gonna un-woke them. You're not gonna un-woke Disney. Disney's always gonna be fucking woke. They're always gonna do what's popular and what's popular is gay shit. Just say you wanna kill gays after a while. It's gone too fucking far. I saw a fucking 40-something-year-old couple. The dude's girlfriend

had a fucking Thanos with Harley Quinn sitting on his lap tattoo, dude. Too much. Too much. You're a really Eric Giroir fan.

That is the quality of human. Anyway, yeah, go fuck yourself. Bye. Comic books. Wow, that was a great voicemail. That was a good call.

That's the right kind of energy to bring to the voicemails. Quick, concise. And funny. I think that's the guy who tried to leave a two minute voicemail last time. Yeah, okay. Here's a crazy one that we got. Uh oh. Hello, this is Hamish Harding.

I'm a British businessman and a bit of an explorer and this young man here, this 19-year-old man who's coming with me on this expedition to see the Titanic has told me all about your wonderful show. Wow. Cool. And I think I would love to invest in it.

Now, I've sent all the details to my lawyer and as soon as I get back from my expedition, we can go over the financing. Okay. Financing. Anyways, If you're gonna do a bit, don't

fucking pause in the middle of the bit, just do the bit. The controller that we've been using has a bit of a drift in his sticks, but I do believe the journey will be, um, You can pause a little bit. Just do the bit. The controller that we've been using has a bit of a drift. I hear the thing. But I do believe the journey will be quite successful, and I will be returning. All right. I figured the joke out. All right. I got it.

We're going to get a big investment. You can see the gears in his head turning. He's like, doodles. Brevity is the soul of wit. All right? Yeah. I'm the Titanic guy, and I'm going down. When I get back, I'm going to give you a big pile of money. Oh, and Dick broke his microphone.

He didn't know his own strength. Hopefully he comes back with that money. Fix the mic. I will say, I think multiple people sent me examples of Eric July's Backwards album. We will have to save those for the next show, but I do have those saved.

He has an album? Yeah, Eric July has a Libertarian Linkin Park ripoff known as Backwards. I think he gave it to us on Hollywood Boulevard. He was handing them out. Oh, is Eric July out there?

He's a hustler. Yeah, dude. He's out there. Libertarian Linkin Park? I gotta hear this. Eric July invented that, giving away your album on Hollywood and on Venice Beach.

Yeah. And at train stations in any big city. I'd love to check that out. Well, I'm looking forward to hearing his rap rock fusion, but I think we will save it for next show. We also have a Reverend Scott review of iSong. Oh, so we do have... I can play that next time. Yeah, I'll save it for next time, I guess.

We'll do a voicemail about Eric July's songs, then we'll do Superchats. Hey, Dick. Hey, Vito. I'm just listening to this week's episode and I've been enjoying this Eric July saga so much. Thank you. I actually used to be a fan of his band Backwards. Wow.

If y'all are going to dig into one of... Hold on. He does a... Dig into one of his songs. Look up the song Be Great. He does this whole rap thing in the middle of it, and he rants for at least a minute and a half about his old band about just petty bitching like he's doing with his comic. band about.

Just petty bitching like he's doing with his comic. So I figured that would be a good starting point for digging into Backwards. Alright. Love the show. Be great. He's a man who seems to be very... I don't know if he's aware of how many of his insecurities he broadcasts

very blatantly. It's like, hey man, just be cool is this what he's talking about be great official music video how long is this

this is a six seven minute music video oh yeah wow oh wow alright I'll say this got a better Oh, wow.

All right. I'll say this has got a better riff than Tim Pool's fucking music. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The thing is not that bad. I don't know. I would listen to it. Is that him singing? Yeah.

Screaming. I didn't know black guys could do that. This is better than the comic. Hit show more Does it show the lyrics? It does. Oh, no. Oh, no. Goddamn. So the problem is, yeah.

Okay, real quick, pause this. The problem with these fans is it's like, how about I just stop it? Well, it's like, why don't you just like write cool lyrics instead of being about like, taxation is theft! When the tax man comes, it's like,

alright. You really hate that? I hate the tax man. Well, I just... I fucking hate the tax man. I like the song. Yeah. I have more respect for him now. I think he's cool. Yeah, that was cool.

Well... Yeah, I love the song. His entire song is... Why do you want to cry and complain? Why the hell are you on the sidelines? Get in the game. Stop being... I can't think of anything better

to complain about than taxes. True. Stop being envious of everyone that's around you. True. You're not poor because they rich. True. It's not fair. Get over it.

Okay. But I ain't mad if you so beast it like an animal. That's good. We'll have to go through this. I'll say, you know what? As far as the rap rock fusion goes, I've heard worse. Yeah. Sounds great.

I'm sad it didn't take off for him. All right. Try to pretend to be a writer. Here's the super chats. Super chats are here, guys. Get them in. Plug your. Yeah, please let our fans know how to find you.

Plug our stuff. Yeah. YouTube or Twitter.com slash Throbbing Horsecock. Twitter.com slash Bow Blacks and YouTube.com slash Bow Blacks too. Where do I have the best chance of you that's where the n words go everything else really hates when you follow that yeah yeah yeah that you guys have been fighting with tipster huh yes that fat piece of shit wow piece of shit he lives near here i've been like come out like every night i've tried to get him on this show

yeah he's too afraid He doesn't want to leave his house, I don't think. Why? Because he's fat and he can't leave his room. He's a homebody. Oh, he's stuck in his room? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just talks to women all day on Discord. How? I don't know. I'm surprised he wouldn't come out for VidCon, though.

They're not attractive women. They're like busted 45-year-olds. We came out here two years ago,'ve other people have told me this too they come out here and you know he's he was friends with us so we were like hey want to hang out because you know we we don't see him often right right um and all he was all he would say was no i can't make it but nick diario is definitely fatter than me but he refused to show up and actually wow it's kind of a put up or shut up type thing and i've heard from other people who have come out like, they try to hang

out with him and he just won't, no matter what. Even though Pryor, he offers, he's like, anytime you're in LA, let me know. Do you know where he lives? We should drive over to his house. Well, he told me where he lives. It's not, I mean, it is like, from here, I think it's like 45 minutes. Do you know the town? Because we could stalk,

we could like, stake out Del Taco or something. How... Is it more funny than it is, like, bad optics to go to his house and just show up? Yeah. Well, it's funny. It's funny. Like, how funny would it be the picture of him coming out, like, bogey? Yeah, yeah.

I feel like that'd be really good. I just don't know why you wouldn't if everybody's out here and having fun. Yeah. I think he's... Isn't there, like, some party tomorrow or everybody's going to the bar or something? Yeah. It's insecurity. He's just a pussy, I think.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, at least Nick Diario gets out and party. But Nick didn't come for this Vid the bar or something? Yeah. It's insecurity. He's just a pussy, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Well, at least Nick Diario gets out and parties. But Nick didn't come for this VidCon, did he? No, he didn't. No. He's busy working on some raps. Oh, he's got a big video coming.

Yeah. Some bars. Well, guys, get those Super Chats in. Thank you, everybody. We love having our guests, of course, Bo Black's Turkey Tom. Thanks, guys. Two great YouTubers. Thanks for having us.

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My DoorDash expenses are considerable. Turkey Sandwich for ten. Ten dollars against the call to prayer. I didn't want to sound like a Redditor, but then you guys said exactly what I was thinking. It was funnier when it wasn't every episode and always about Pokemon cards. It was always about Pokemon cards.

I think we did some that weren't just Pokemon cards. I don't think so. All right. Andrew Amy for $5. Which P.O. box do I send the clock to? The one on the Dick Show. Dick Show P.O. box. Dominic for $1.99.

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Two beautiful women here with their long, sensuous hair. Did you do the year on HRT? That was me and her, yeah. Yeah, that was funny. Wait, who did a year on it? Oh, the joke. Well, that was their before and after. Yeah, that was funny wait who did a year on it oh the joke before and after yeah that was funny

that was good Britsman for two I expect another 911 if you get rid of the call to prayer oh another 911 if we get rid of it negative 10 in the hole

Jay Thompson 1327 for five Tom tell Vito if he does the thug shaker we will get his comic to 100k what's the thug shaker what is the thug shaker

the thug shaker is a phenomenon in which people post videos of black men twerking. Often wearing do-rags. So I would have to twerk. In a do-rag. Get it to 100k and then we'll do the twerk. How's that?

Okay. Fair enough. Scroll up a little bit here. Colin for 10. I read I Saw Him 1 and it's honestly impossible to get through the dialogue without reading it in a ghetto urban accent. Yeah. Sounds like your problem but sure. Please don't make me read Super Killer in an Italian accent, Vito.

Oh no, all the characters. No, it is. Meatball Spaghet. Aisam's first word is the fuck that got to do with me. I had to read it like three times. The fuck that got to do with me. I was like, wait, what? Was there a time? The character has a certain vernacular There's no problem with that

DM for a big $60 Whoa Says Vito butchered my call to prayer last week So I need a freestyle call to prayer About the Titanic submersible Okie dokie Okay get us a beat Uh

Adnan Adnan Uh with a beat How did I do this last time? I have no idea. Is it a Calder prayer beat? Is that what we're doing again? Yeah.

Okay. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. They're dead. A lot took them away. If you go down to the bottom of the ocean,

there's only one thing that can live down there. I want to see the Titanic, so I'm going down in a tube. I hope I don't die, because then I'll feel like such a boob. Oh no, my dad told me, please do this for Father's Day. Now we're both going to die and blow my mind away. Oh no, I'm trapped inside this metal coffin. What the hell are you doing?

This rapid just stays stopping. It's explosive decompression is my greatest fear. What am I? Even fucking down here. Gonna die on a sub. Die on a sub. What the fuck? Wow, that was great.

That was great. Thank you. Holy shit. We gotta keep it short. We got a lot of super chats. More awesomeness for two New Zealand dollars. Are the guests from Vito's grooming program? Not yet, but we're going to get them

unlisted. Conrad Corbel for five. Star Trek sucks. Sorry. Fuck you. Dominic for two. What the F? My rhyme was great. No, it wasn't. Matt R for two. Vito, stand up for yourself. They are 20 and ugly. Thank you. David Gomez for two. This is a good point. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Vito got that Gatorade From his strenuous workout I just wanted something Without a Dick only has like soda Or alcohol That was my Gatorade? No I bought it

I brought it in Okay I wish you had a Gatorade Hang Scythe for ten For my pure entertainment Can you have Bo Black's Explain the origins Of Let Me Speak

Shout out to the commentary N-Words So when Among Us was popular We were doing an Among Us tournament I was part of that tournament Yeah and We were at the very end It was very close

I was about to win And Nick Diore That piece of shit Just keeps lying That I'm the imposter Even though I'm the crewmate Every fucking single time And he keeps talking over me

Yeah And I'm I finally get the imposter this game And I'm just so pissed I'm just Let me speak That's what I'm like I'm like let me the impostor this game and I'm just so pissed. I'm just let me speak Because everyone is talking over Boblox and he's trying to explain explain cuz Nick's like accusing me like let me fucking speak I got so mad. I fucking threw my fucking

Walk I have to calm down for like three minutes I'm a competitive person. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hours of doing this shitty ass tournament. No, because Nick fucking. Nick was trying to trigger you though. Are you the imposter? Yeah. Nick played the game though. That's the game. Because he pissed me off.

The game is lying. He didn't even know I was the imposter. He just randomly said it. Nick just knew he could trigger. In that case, he really won. Yeah. He really, he really like 300 IQ'd me, but I was just like, let me speak in the most guttural way.

Exactly like that. And yeah, but I was just like, let me speak! In the most guttural way, exactly like that. And yeah, that's where the clip came from. It was like pretty obvious you were like on edge, and I knew he was trying to like just push you. And he did, he did. It was so frustrating, because I was never the imposter the whole game. Like hours and hours of crewmate doing these dumb little tasks. I'm like, finally I get to do something. And then he's like, you're the imposter!

Fuck you, let me speak let me defend myself fuck that fat ass I miss that game that was a good one that was a good game yeah more awesomeness for two

Dick Vitosin is an awesome host good job bro thank you Conrad Carble for 20 Sneeko is a bottom of the Tate and was basically traffic too

he lost his family and platform to worship Tate Tate is bad for everyone even men yeah Sneeko's really he got groomed that was everyone, even men. Yeah, Sneeko's really... He got groomed. That was the most groomed. Especially after Sneeko's weird

gay... I thought you guys were pro-Sneeko. Me? No, I'm not. American First is. I heard you were pro-Sneeko, anti- Buckingham. I heard that was your position. No, Buckingham, he was... He came in here, and then I heard that he said I was a creep because I defended cuties.

Oh. And I was like, all right, man. I mean, whatever. And then he checked himself into a mental institution. So I was making fun of that a little bit. Yeah. You got to give a little back. He needed some help.

Okay. He did. Fair enough, but also he's's making a joke about it. You ascribe to the Keemstar mentality? Three sips? Three sips? Three sips of what? Alcohol?

Will calm your nerves? Any amount of anxiety? Oh, I just need to drink constantly. Okay. No, I like Brandon's content. Keem believes... I don't like that purity shit. I'm going to say whatever, whenever.

Well, you can say whatever whenever but I think that the cuties thing just you know turned him off especially he was in the drama with Sneeko who also was pro cuties

so yeah he perceived that as like coalition he thinks we're all on a team he thinks a lot of people are on a team I don't necessarily blame

a lot of people were coming after him who which one Brandon Brandon coming after Brandon yeah yeah

like Sneeko lied about him saying he would rape his girlfriend and stuff like that. That rape line was weird, man. The rape line? Yeah, the I'm gonna fuck your girl was like, oh man, that's a little too far. That's too far? What? For you?

Wait. You're gonna get... If you're starting with I'm gonna fuck your girl, you're gonna get blown out for that. You have to do it as a rap. But his girl was going to cuck parties. Yeah, that was the same girl? Same girl. Yeah, that's too dirty.

If you're going to say you're going to fuck someone's girlfriend, you have to do it in a rap like I did to Eggie. If she's cheating on him, just call him a cuck and be done with it. Not, I'm going to run a train on your girl. Well, it wasn't unprovoked. And in fairness, Sneakle probably watched trains get run on her anyway. I believe that. So it's not nothing he hadn't seen. And also, Sneakle was already going off about him.

He was, like, lying about him. He did this weird shit where he called him on stream and, like, tried to make him apologize for some other unrelated shit. I don't follow it that closely. Didn't, like, Sneakleakle like cry about it or something? Like he was like sniffling? He probably did. He's a little pussy. Yeah, yeah. Brandon did nothing wrong, dude. I have followed none of this.

I'm trying to mend the bridge between you and Brandon. You mean Brandon? I like Brandon. Brandon's my good buddy. Oh, he is? He was just in my apartment last weekend. Yeah, I like him. I like his content. Okay. It's the cuties thing. I don't like people policing, I like him. I like his content. Okay. It's the cuties thing. I don't like people

policing what I can say. Well, he didn't police what you can say, really. Yeah, I mean, I don't like that whole weird implication of touching into pedophilia shit

really annoys me. Yeah. At this point, especially, I'm like, man. Did you see Cuties? No. I didn't see it either.

No. It's for girls. I also not wanted to watch it. You you see Cuties? No. I didn't see it either. No. It's for girls. I also not wanted to watch it. You saw it, right? No. Dude, it's like a boring foreign film for like women. Then why the defense of it? Why did you defend it so hard, bro?

Because everybody was saying, because I saw. When you have Ted Cruz launching like a national inquiry into a, into what is a indie film about women being sexualized, written by a Muslim woman. I have a problem with that. Ted Cruz launched a government investigation. Okay, fair enough, yeah. But how legitimate was the investigation, or was it just a front? Because a lot of the time they say there's an investigation to quote.

That's how those investigations get out of control. It's just people being hysterical about it, and then all of a sudden you have like, well, are you a communist? Satanic panic. Yeah. Okay. And it doesn't matter how legit the investigation was, the idea is that, you know, a bunch of these people go, oh, free speech.

We know we need free speech. Well, in any case. And then the government goes, we're going to prosecute. Oh, I'm a fucking asshole now? Okay, whatever. In any case, I like both you guys. I like Brandon. I'd like that bridge to be healed a little bit.

I think Sneeko got groomed by Andrew Tate, legitimately. Okay. He went there. He got, like, groomed. Sneeko is a male model, right? Like, their psyches are very fragile. He got groomed into doing gay nude shit that he said he regrets. His girlfriend's taking him to sex parties and taking advantage of him.

And then he goes to Andrew Tate in Islam and he comes back like Asalaamu alaikum, I've sucked my cock like oh man you are your mind is now Something even is because I mean he's he's openly, you know, someone someone was I think was destiny He asked he's like can you name one passage from the Quran? Nope. No Does he know about the Barak? I don't know about the Barak. It's the most important part of the Islamic holy faith. A winged donkey.

It's the winged donkey that Muhammad wrote into the moon. That sounds cool. Yeah. Maybe I'm Muslim now. That sounds badass. We all deserve it. They don't promote it enough. Yeah, they don't.

Yeah, why don't they promote the Quran? It should be on the cover. You know what the problem with Islam is? You don't have a cool cartoon because you can't show Muhammad. That's true. Jesus, you got all sorts of cool. Everywhere. Yeah, you got licensing rights.

I'd rather see a flying donkey than a naked man, bloody man on a cross, you know? Exactly. That's some good marketing. That would have been great. They need to use that. They have a one-up over Christians on that. The Muslims really need to make it okay to draw Muhammad. Literally, they don't have the licensing. They need to use that. They have a one-up over Christians on that. The Muslims really need to make it okay to draw Muhammad. Literally, they don't have the licensing.

They need to license it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a big, big IP failure from the Muslims. We could have got a Funko Pop of the flying donkey instead of that shit. Could have got a Muslim Funko Pop. I would buy the Muslim Funko Pops, and I'm not even Muslim. Well, Muslim community, you've heard it here first. Your big problem is your lack of IP branding.

Martin O'Keefe for two. Dick Tate, a superhero movie, and compare it to Isam. We've got to do some movie reviews. John Riffs for five. There's a chance when Tate comes back, he will be considered like Nelson Mandela. That thought will sustain him. He is definitely fucked in the head, though. Joe Mama for a big $18.

Just bought Super Killer Cover A and C with signatures for both. Vito may be a PDF file, but I have TBF to my favorite kitty diddler. He needs this win. P.S. You're fat. Thank you for all of the backhanded compliments, Joe Mama. Hey, give me $18. You can call me

a PDF file. What am I going to do? Billow Pants for $9.99. $10 for a call to prayer. Okay. Alright. Well, we already did the rap, so. Yeah, $9.99. $10 for a call to prayer. Okay. All right. Cancel that. Well, we already did the wrap, so. Yeah, well, now maybe they can get a second call to prayer if they get up to another $50. Patrick Booth for $20.

Turkey Tom's on this episode. Truly a new high for the show. What a fantastic episode. Wow, thank you. Wow. So true. And if I could suck Bo Black's cock I would Because me Patrick Poof I am a gay man Who loves to suck cock

What a great super chat I didn't know He got all that in James Gardner For 20 Isom was going to Try to rescue The submarine guys

Then he realized Swimming might not Be a strength of his So he just Beat up a security guard Go super killer Thank you James Gardner W's are number 5

Biggest problem is saying I'm not racist Some of my best friends Are black Is not considered proof You're not racist. Some of my best friends are black. Is not considered proof you're not racist. Now, if you've got a black friend, you're allowed to do that. Yeah, true. Dumb username for two.

Can helium balloons lift the tank that filled them? Stupid question. Fed sole pus for what is ARS? $2,000 of some strange amount. It sounds like a lot. Vito, it's in the red, so I think that's at least 50 bucks. Vito, the PK episode where you're on was actually awesome. I'm pretty

excited for Superkiller, by the way. I only have 15 followers on Twitter, no online presence whatsoever, but Eric July still harassed me for a week because I said his comic was boring. Rich assholes are still rich assholes again. Yeah, Eric July, stop going at people with 15 Twitter followers. Just leave them alone. It's not important. Like Throb and Horscock, he had less than 15. them alone. It's not important. Like Throb and Horscock.

He had less than 15. It's not. Yeah, exactly. Leave Throb and Horscock alone. Kara Thro, moderator of the stars. $10. Thank you, Kara. Warren for five.

Tom is tripping over himself to make. Hilarious. No, we love Tom. Hilarious remarks. We love Tom. I can be didn't change his into a nice thing. Would I really be doing my job if I came on and I was just nice to this fucking guy? Yeah.

What? The animosity is fun. The shit I would get from the farms, from my audience. Dude, imagine if commentators were positive. They made a positive video. That would be so boring, dude. Especially to Vito. Before the show, Turkey Tom said, listen, I really love the show.

I love you. You're one of my favorite commentators. I might be funny on the show. I said, Vito, you're my favorite stand-up. But at the end of the day, I am sexually attracted to you. And I said, Tom, that's fine. We're going to have a great show. I came in at that part.

We're going to have a great show. And we did have a great show. Thank you, Tom. Thank you, Bow Blacks. Don't cold flee for two. Biggest problem, Vionetta ice cream commercials for another two. Biggest problem, mayo that isn't Kewpie mayo. He knows all about mayo.

He eats it with a spoon. Kewpie mayo is that Japanese mayo. No. Oh, God. Dude Dude I can Oh god Dude I can eat mayo Straight up Easily dude I don't know why

There's videos of it It's disgusting Yeah when I was a kid He doesn't even flinch My parents would get pissed Because I'd take the mayo out of the fridge Put so much on the sandwich They're like we have to buy more mayo

Josh used it all again Bro you gotta You gotta rein it in You can't That's so gross to me Dude why is mayo gross It's food dude I know it's food That's worse than anything Mr. Why is mayo gross? It's food, dude. I know it's food, but like.

That's worse than anything Mr. Girl said to you. I mean, it is eggs and oil, so. You're just eating oil, though, at that point. You're training like Rocky. I also like margarine better than butter, so. I guess I love the oils. Yeah, that's not as bad as eating mayo like it's ice cream. Okay, I can.

I don't actually. I'm just saying. You have on livestream. I've done it for livestream. Yeah, I can. I don't actually. I'm just saying. You have on livestream. I've done it for livestream. Yeah, I can do it. I can stomach it. But, you know, I just like mayo.

Peach does that with mustard. It's fucking disgusting. I don't get it. Our friend for five, biggest problem in the NHL, will no longer allow any event warm-up jerseys as a result of pushback

against Pride. No LGBT shark jerseys. Sorry, Richard. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, the NHL got rid of all the Pride jerseys because everybody hates gay people. Wow. I like gay shit Richard. Oh, that sucks. Yeah, the NHL got rid of all the pride jerseys because everybody hates gay people. Wow.

I like gay shit everywhere. Put it all over. Roads, cars, everything gay. They're making a good point. Is that the people are worried about kids. Seeing rainbows. It's complicated. What's complicated?

I don't know. Everybody, it's like. Keep your kids home. Yeah. I don't know. I have mixed feelings about it all. DiamondG, for a big 25, I helped you learn how to drop gear

and salvage your Wednesday Diablo 4 stream, and then you duck my super chats. Wait, what super chat? Vito hates the fans. One was even a softball pitch to boost Super Killer Nothing. Come on. Try. That was a trick.

CBF. I think that was a trick, DiamondG. I didn't drop your super Nothing. Come on. Try. Oh, it was a trick. TBF. I think that was a trick, Diamond G. I didn't drop your Super Chat. Fuck you. Glow warmization for five. Death by hubris will never not be funny. Shame the CEO wasn't solo like that dumbass flat earther in a DIY rocket. Yeah, that was funny, right?

Everybody was behind that one. There's a difference. There's differences. David Gomez, five. Tom bringing a conversation screeching to a halt to call Vito a pedophile. Is Bo Black's performative problem. Great episode, guys. Great guests.

Hit me with a refresh. We're going to get the last couple Super Chats in. It's not performative. I'm mad. I'm really mad. Fuck those NFT haters, man. I do like, I do like, I love the Shawnees. I love them.

They're fun. I go down a little more. God damn, there's a lot of Super Shorts. Is that it? Is that where we're at? Yes. More Awesome Mr. Five. Great show.

Dick only. The two guests need more grooming. The sub deserved to sink. Hi, Mom. Filling in. And Tubi, Tubi, Tubi, Tubi. Thanks. All right.

If somebody was smart, you would have put one about how they were trapped in a metal tube. Oh, yeah. Followed by, be fair to the families. Then you would have put one about how they were trapped in a metal tube Yeah, I'll go by to the fair to the family then you would have got me see I'm better at this than you guys are Box only for ten I don't care if teachers are talking to kids about gay stuff But I'll be damned if I'm just gonna let them teach my kids see that's a kind of good one Yeah, gay person who has conviction who like fucks with they need to train my gay Like be a badass gay person You know Yeah Like a gay person Who has conviction Who like Fucks with

They need to train my son To be a bear You don't want your kid Growing up as a fairy Or to be One of those Yeah yeah yeah Needs to be one of those

Like bodybuilder Like fucking You don't want to get Security guard gay people Rectal cancer You know like the tattoo Gay people You want to do the fucking

Alright PW Project for 10 Just to be accurate here, nobody has TBF to Vita. Alright, enough of this to be fair shit. You guys are terrible at this. Dave for 199. Where can I get the Super Killer Isom crossover artwork? Did you see that? Somebody drew Isom strangling Super Killer

the fan art battle is on. Bring that up real quick guys. This is, I can't believe they would do this Very close. God, you tweet a lot i love tweeting damn like there it is okay look at this look at what they've done to my boy look what they've done can you zoom out a little bit uh i don't really know how to do that there you go all right yes there is er is Eric July's Isom

Wow Strangling super killer Looks like shit Looks traced Dick cropped it out For some stupid reason Really should start Using AI art

What is that dreamy look On Isom's face I think he's getting off On strangling super killer Dude he's having fun There Look at that Beautiful

Well guys I am hoping that Superkiller escapes From this horrible situation Being strangled by this Very Beautiful looking black man He must have disrespected him

He's got a dream He must have found His old account He must have mistook Superkiller for a security guard Magic And That's what's happening

The fans The ISA fans Have turned against Superkiller We'll see If that feud continues. Go up a little bit. DJK for a big 20. Australian Vito should convert to Islam.

They love the PDFs. Andrew Amy for five. Will you guys be at Magic Con Las Vegas December? Ooh, I didn't realize there was a Magic Con coming up. Yeah, you want to go? Not really. It's expensive to get into those. That boy Mikey for two says that I should be fair. Yeah, I want to go? Not really. It's expensive to get into those. Yeah.

That boy Mikey for two says that I should be fair. Yeah, I got it. Box for ten. Tom and Bo Blacks on the same show with Dick and Vito. Almost as good

as the Phil Labonte episode. Eric should have stuck to music. It's nowhere near as shitty as his comic is. Yeah, his music is good. Yeah. Hey, it wasn't terrible. See, they can't say

that we're unfair critics because we're saying, hey, his music's not terrible. Yeah. That's what they don't understand. They think we only hate the comic because we're saying, hey, this music's not terrible. Yeah. That's what they don't understand. They think we only hate the comic because... Well, it's good. The music is good because he's so angry.

Yeah. And that's the reason his writing sucks. It's a good place to channel your anger. You can't take criticism as a writer if you're that fucking angry. That's true. I think we got one more if you scroll up a little bit. Cool for two. Don't forget about the weigh-ins, please.

I think that's next week. Next week. Yeah. I think it's the weigh-in I don't know if I've lost any weight We will find out You gonna get a strike then, man? I'll get a strike

He's trying to lose five pounds a month To make $500 now? I don't know what it's at You're not gonna do that Look Let's be honest To be fair You're not gonna lose that

To be fair Wow Wow Look at this $500 He doesn't lose 30 pounds in six months I'll say this, Turkey Tom and Bo Blacks If you're so confident If you donate money to, if I fail, you get your money back.

I'll do 50 bucks. Put 50 bucks in there. As people are saying, hey, Vito, hold on to this 100 bucks for me. I'm just going to get it back in a couple months. Yeah. All right. Have you actually lost any? We don't know.

We don't know until next week. It's an exciting thing that we're doing here, guys. We don't know until the end. Let's go. Every month. Every month. You get a strike. How many months are we going? Six. A medical doctor told me that this is an appropriate amount of weight for you to lose on Ozempic.

Even your DIY bathtub. On Ozempic? Yeah. Can you just like walk or something? No. I go for walks occasionally. If you stopped eating like bread No You stopped eating like bread and drinking like soda you would just lose it in like a week, yeah Okay, stop taking those amount to do. How do I lose it? Well? I still eat the bread and drink the soda You don't wow kick your legs when you're tweeting. I guess you deadlift or squat I could deadlift. Yeah

I wanted to go on Twitter just move your legs like you're running on your seat. Every time you read a tweet. You know they have those under-desk ellipticals, but apparently they're all dodged. Just go to the gym with Dick. Dick doesn't go to the gym. No, I just have it in my garage. That works. I have an exercise bike.

Will you invite him into your humble gym? I don't know. I just... Sounds like a lot of bullshit. Maybe when you're not there. Yeah, you can use it when I'm not there. I just purchased Diablo Because it's a great game To play when you're

On the exercise bike It's very mindless What? Just run around That's like the only way You can exercise If you have these Like little games

You're not exercising If you're playing Diablo I need a distraction From the I hate the Put music in Sometimes I drink Mountain Dew While I fucking work out

Just so like you know Wow I'm getting really Negged by the guests today Well you Well thanks for Coming on my show. Don't say the N-word, you and whatever. The first thing you say is I drink Mountain Dew every day. And then I end the show.

I'm glad I'm being lectured by the guy who's going, I don't understand. If I can say the N-word to a baby, why can't I say it to a black guy? Yeah, true. Like, come on. It's true. That's who I'm being lectured by.

And you're fucking trying to lose weight. I said the other word to my baby cousin and she didn't give a shit. So clearly, I can walk up to black people and yell it in their face. It's the same fucking thing. Guys, it's the biggest problem in the universe. Vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show patreon.com

slash biggestproblem and thanks again to Turkey Tom. The fact that you haven't lost the weight shows a lot of talk. biggest problem Thanks again Let him speak What a show Thanks guys Thank you for having me on Thanks

Take care Good ending That was fun Solid out I was worried I wasn't contributing enough When Tom was talking so much I feel like I made up for it

Was that a good show Or a bad show? It was great I loved it That was fun