The Biggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 99

Episode Date: July 22, 2023

The SEC, Filet O'Fish Disrespecters, Not Being Able To Talk to Animals, Too Many Hitler Movies

I thought it was sponsored by Wrigley's. I did too. Why is it the Wrigley's Comedy Chill? Is that like a pun? I don't know. Is it Wrigley's? Bazooka Joe's Comedy Blow. That's at least joke related.

Wrigley's isn't any fucking jokes. I wonder if he thought about that. Like, oh, I can trick people into thinking it's more like legit by putting the word Wrigley on it. It's sponsored by Wrigley's gum. That's a legit comedy festival. It kind of sounds like it. Boom. Perfect transition.

That's all going in the cold open, Vito. Good. Boom. Are you ready for a fucking show? Wow. Wow. We got a lot this week. I'm so hype.

There's been a lot going on Boom! And we have been trying our best not to talk about it before the show starts What was your favorite part of the week? Let's get a rose and a thorn out of you for this week What was your rose of the week? A reply from Elon Musk on Twitter That's a first Two exclamations!

Two exclamations One Two exclamations. One for you, one for you. I don't think you can say I've done anything wrong if Elon Musk took interest in what I'm tweeting. That means I'm using Twitter correctly. That means, yeah. If the head of Twitter likes my tweets, how am I using Twitter wrong? Suck on that, Mr. Girl. Your argument is fucking destroyed, Mr. Girl. Say it as slow as you want.

I was wrong. Vito's Twitter voted down, baby. Voted down. I'm the best at Twitter now. 100%. As viewed by Elon Musk. As viewed by Elon Musk. My profile.

As commented on by Elon Musk. Quote, exclamation point, exclamation point. How many Elon Musk replies do you idiots have? Do I even have? I don't have the... You don't need to queue it up. Wait, that's the wrong one. There it is.

Yeah! He chose Twitter. Okay. I'm the king of Twitter. Are you ready to start the show? I'm ready to do it. Exclamation points in the chat. Only two.

One cancels it out Yes And three Is a curse You will die If you post three in the chat Two exclamations And you will die in a holy war

You will die in the holy war Unless Unless Your faith is so strong That you make That I make what? Go on. Someone else.

Someone else may cause. Alright, I feel like you're trying to I can't finish it. I don't think we want to get banned. How is this show's not banned? Patent is now illegal. Patent is illegal.

It's the biggest No more patent. problem in the universe. Welcome to the biggest problem in the universe. I'm the only show that ranks every problem in the universe from looking like your fly is down to playing Call of Duty as Charlie Brown.

I'm your host, Dick Masterson. Joining me is, that was great. How dare you. Joining me as always is Vito Giswaldi. That was from Aaron Eastley. Sent us that one. Excellent rhyme. Wow.

Wow. So that was your Rose of the Week. Elon Musk's approved podcast of the week. Biggest problem. You're going to print that out? They should have a service where Twitter will send you a frame of Elon commenting on your tweet, and it's signed, or blessed by Elon, like the Pope blesses everything at the Vatican. People do not understand that I am a mover and shaker in the world of

american political discourse and they need to accept that fact uh fuck that reminds me uh i didn't see if today was supposed to be a weigh-in day for you no hopefully it's not i think it's next week next week okay okay i'll give you i'll give you another week to get your act together. People in the chat can tell us. I think I'll be good. I've been throwing up. I've been having diarrhea. Can't eat. Hmm.

All right. I think the pounds are melting off. Shitting out all that Mountain Dew. Thanks to this wonder drug. Whenever anyone says diarrhea, I can just smell diarrhea for like the next three hours, no matter what. It's been great. It's been a lot of fun. Double exclamation points in the chat.

Double exclamation points in the chat. Where is the tweet? Where is it? Search for at Vito Comedy. What do you mean search? Use the Twitter search function. Okay. I'm going to teach you a trick.

You can put from At Vito Comedy And then put Well, you don't have to now And then put From Then put the search terms you'd like Like Fuentes Fuentes

You know There it is That was the video That's you The one that got the response though Yeah, that one Wasn't it Ian Miles Chong? Ian Miles Chong Ret Ian Miles Chong?

Retweeted me. Okay, so how do I find that? Go to the retweets real quick. Okay. The quotes. Quotes. You should probably find it. There you go.

Ian Miles Chong. So I tweeted out. Let me put this on the big screen. I noticed that there was an exciting live event, and I felt it was newsworthy. So I tweeted out, Nick Fuentes is currently giving. Where's the musk? Go up below. There he is.

Yeah. I was trying to give the context. Oh, yeah. Okay. Give it. Go up so I can read the tweet. Give me the fucking context. Give it to me.

Give it to me right now. Nick Fuentes currently giving an Anti-Semitic speech To 5,000 people On at Rumble Video Probably means it was To about 40 people No it says there was Well I don't know

It said there was 6,000 or so watching Yeah The chat clearly Very upset with the Jews I can throw a football Over the mountains I don't know how many

People were watching But I was like Well this is what Shit I can't put this On the screen Oh really Yeah cause there's A bunch of fucking Slurs on it Oh you're right I don't think there Were actually any Slurs there was like well this is what shit i can't put this on the screen oh really yeah because there's a

bunch of fucking slurs on it oh you're right i don't think there are actually any slurs there there's a ton of slur oh okay i mean yeah there's none none at all that said likes uh anyway ian miles chiang then retweets it and says what's going on with rumble with hitler and uh elon musk responds with two exclamation points. All right. Which just goes to show that I'm a great Twitter reporter, man. I'm back on my game. I'm back on my Twitter game.

And Mr. Girl's never gotten an acknowledgement of his tweets. I mean, pretty much his Twitter actually ruined his whole career. So what are you trying to say? He was always criticizing you for your Twitter. I remember. That's why I bring it up. I don't have some grudge against Mr. Girl. Vito's Twitter is the worst in the world, but now I'm getting noticed by Elon Musk.

It's only up from here. First you get to noticing. Oh, I got a bunch of follows. I got like 200, 300 new followers. A bunch of like media guys, like smart guys. Hot babe hunks message you. I know how to use the Twitter. Okay. Yeah?

Some people are mad, though. They're mad. They're like, how could you report what Nick Fuentes was saying? He might get in trouble. Okay, we'll talk about it. Okay, we'll talk about that. Let's do the, we got to wrap up next week. It's called Format.

Very important. Sure. Last week. Double exclamation points. In the chat. In the chat. Awareness won. Barely. Double exclamation points in the chat. Awareness one. Barely. That's a good one.

Not enough Hitler movies. Second. Somebody pointed out there's a great Hitler miniseries I should watch. Oh, really? Yeah, so I'm excited about that. What's it called? Here Comes Little Hitler. Hitler Time. Don't you think it's ironic that the very next day you were complaining that there was

About awareness? No About a Hitler movie that you didn't like It was not a Hitler movie That's not what I would describe Fortnite That's the next one And then fake fly open shorts

Fuck you guys Fuck you and your perfect shorts You should have brought in a pair of the shorts to show us Okay They still Then they would have laughed at my fly. You didn't have to wear them. You could have held them up.

But they only do that when I wear them. That's the problem. All right. I'm sorry. They're lying in wait. Oh, Riley's calling me. Did we go down? Hey, what's up?

Do we have no volume? Oh. Okay. There. Thank you. Thank you. You want to plug your stuff while you're here okay subscribe to as he presents on youtube i am now in focus now in focus okay um so shorts bottom awareness top yeah uh fantastic another. Another W week for Mr. Masterson. I feel like you're on a streak. You got to bring in something good, man. Well, I got some good ones this week.

All right. Forti says, how does Vito manage to have a good problem and gives the worst examples? You were close with that Not Enough Hitler movies, though. Yeah. Was I close? Was the voting close? It was close, man. Super close.

If we had a big budget like hitler spectator like from james cameron yeah why not if hitler did more underwater stuff we would definitely have a james cameron movie you can't put it on rumble though uh eric m says i think the world went to shit ever since a raising awareness grift started my my girlfriend at that time got into and i got into a huge fight over conony 2012. Yeah. And she really bought the whole message and got mad at me when I said, wait, if his whole thing was raising awareness, why would he sell you a bunch of posters for $40 instead of just giving it? You know, I was alive during Kony and I never got it or understood it,

and I still don't. And I don't want to. Well, I mean, I can just tell you what it was. I won't. Listen, I'll tune it out. It was another one where like kids were in trouble But hmm the group that was like supposedly trying to stop it was clearly just trying to make money Oh, which is very similar to what's happening right now. That was Coney. That was Coney

Coney was a well Coney was the guy they wanted black guy, right like a warlord Yeah, he's like a war like an African war messing with kids the guy they wanted to start. Black guy, right? Like a warlord? Yeah, he was like an African warlord. And when he was messing with kids? He had a bunch of like child soldiers. And he was milking them for adrenochrome? He was probably doing that and I'm sure he was raping half of them. Which half?

I don't know. The upper half or the lower half? Like a mermaid. You'd have to ask the kids. GDSIM. Vito's foot problem is real. It's called oversupination. I have dealt with it for years. The best way to correct it is hip mobility stretches before walking.

There you go. So Vito should try yoga. Watch Lean Beef Patty's basic mobility video. I love when they try. Like they don't realize it. I mean, who the fuck's going to read this? I am getting probably 20 direct messages a day From people going

Vito I just want you to know There's fun and exciting ways to lose weight And I'm like I know So send more Just keep sending them And I always reply back with like wow I'll look into that And I'm like I know I know

I know Just accept that I suck. I'm working on it. Nah. I think I'm doing okay. We'll see. We'll see how you weigh in. I'm eating a little better.

I'm trying to eat more at home. Trying to get some lean protein sources in my life. How about walking? Are you doing any water exercising? I should do some. Oh, that's what somebody else said. You got to duct tape your shower curtain to the wall, fill it up, and then you can do some, oh, that's what somebody else said. You gotta duct tape your shower curtain to the wall,

fill it up, and then you can do some exercises in there. My mom loves aqua aerobics. Always has. And she never lost a single pound, so I don't trust it. Sorry, mom. Although she maintained the weight,

so I guess that's worth something. Okay. Let's see. Get some more. Although somebody did link me to like, I can get special shoes to help with my fucked up feet, which I always meant to do. Like stilts? No, it's just kind of like insoles in it that like, you know, cushions.

You should get some stilts though. I'll get some stilts. That would be hilarious. They say one of the best ways to lose weight is stilts. Probably is. You never see a fat guy on stilts. Oh, I would pay anything to see that. Even if it was just for one second, you know?

Just to see him get up there. Like they pull the supports away. And he goes, ah! Ah! I love a good stiltsman. Ballrageous says, the crossovers are not the biggest problem just within Fortnite-ification. Think about how every game has seasons and battle passes thanks to Fortnite, too.

Why make a whole game? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Right before the show, somebody sent me a link showing that Homelander and Omni-Man are coming to Mortal Kombat. Awesome, man. I'll buy that shit for that. So it's no longer Mortal Kombat. It's just a fighting game With all the characters Just make

Why don't you just make A new franchise And you can put All those guys in it And put the Mortal Kombat guys in Why are you such a hater? Cause I don't want this I don't want

When I walk into like You know I'm gonna Am I gonna go into Oppenheimer And like halfway through Is Spider-Man gonna swing Across the screen? Can't stories

Like stand alone Do they have to Constantly have reference To other shit You can buy You know what I On Oppenheimer

Did you see it No Did you When the bomb explodes There's this zoom in On this little spider Yeah That crawls away

From And I said That's the radioactive spider That bites him I fucking I didn't say it. It was really subtle and well done. I was like, oh, my God.

Did you see that, honey? And she's like, what? I was like, that's fucking the spider that bites Spider-Man. There's also a scene where one of the scientists goes. There was no one. And they go, what's wrong, Banner? And he goes, I don't know. And then he runs away.

He's like, I just feel so angry. No, that's camera rays. That's not the same. Should have had a bunch of MCU shit in it. Why not? Mystic Marbles says, Vito, I'm so sick of all these crossovers. Also, Vito, buy my comic where he goes around killing Sailor Moon and DC. Yeah, he kills them.

Does that not feel like a commentary on the complete crossover culture we have? Do not see. It's a commentary when you do it. Yeah. Fuck these characters. Kill them. We're done with this shit. There's a little something there.

When you embrace the messaging and you sarcastically, it's fine. But when Nick Fuentes does it, it's a big problem. He's a big parody guy. He's a comedic genius. I understand. Humimi says, the movie you're hoping to see already exists. It's called The Rise of Evil. It's nowhere near as epic as you would like it to, Vito,

but it does what it's set out to do. Okay, that's the Hitler movie. Somebody give me the name of that miniseries again. I want to watch that. Leading, I guess. Did you see that Eric Chalai posted a gigantic... An essay. He wrote an entire essay

to tell you why his overpriced warehouse is actually. Did you read it? Yeah. He did? There's some, like, mistakes in there. Is there anything good in it? There's a couple weird. I'm trying to find Buster.

There he is. There's Buster. I think you have to take out Scott. Where did my mouth go? There it is. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Hey, Buster. Yo, yo, yo. Is there anything I need to respond to take out Scott. Where did my mouth go? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Hey, Buster. Is there anything I need to respond to?

Buster, it turns out that Eric July is calling you out on Twitter for saying you're ignorant on the issue of warehouses. Yeah, you probably can't. I can't do it today. Oh, my God. I've never seen this before. I'm seeing this for the first time. This is why Twitter needed to get for the first time This is why Twitter

Needed to get rid of This is why Twitter Needs to bring back Character limits What a fucking psycho Alright so This is Eric So all I said was

Eric July said What should I talk about At my Panel About being an indie About being an indie Filmmaker Cause he spelled it wrong

And it's real He forgot He just put F-I-L-M-A-K-E-R. He had a lot of misspellings. He actually changed. He had to change the video because I called out. I'm like, bro, this video has so many misspellings in it. And he's like, we took that one down.

It had a couple small errors. Small errors? There's one word on the screen, shithead, that says you're there for indie filmmaking and you put indie filmmaking. Film-making. Film-mocking, yeah. There was a lot of. Guten tag.

Well, it's funny because the video he put out was all about, you know, how to be an independent creator. And it's like, you've got to have attention to detail. You've got to get everything exactly right. I'm like, yeah, you know, spelling and grammar is not a part of that at all. No one's going to notice. Where the fuck is the film-making one? People don't. No one's going to notice if you spell. Where the fuck is the filmacking one?

I don't want to search for that one. It was on my Twitter. If you search again. This is the Twitter show. At Vito Comedy. Go to. All right. At Vito Comedy. At Vito Comedy.

And then put Conrol. C-O-N-R-O-L. Oh, Con. Conrol. That was another one of his. Oh, yeah. Okay. So this is Eric July's presentation on his filmacking thing at San Diego Comic-Con.

I think it was a lead-in to promote it, yeah. So he said, here's how to be successful as an independent creator. Oh, wow, cool. Okay, Indie Comic. He's got a big Indie Comic. First of all, you need direct line of sight. S-I-T-E. S-I-T-E. Well, that could be a pun. That's probably like a clever wordplay. He's got a big indie comic First of all You need direct line of sight S-I-T-E S-I-T-E Well that could be a pun

That's probably like A clever word play He's talking about The sights where things are Yeah I could let that fly You want to have Complete con roll We know that

Okay well that could be Like a joke Like Poe but he's nerfect You know I could excuse that Sure Okay so what else Oh and then

Indie film mocking I pointed that out And he deleted his tweet And then he Reposted the video Oh, and then Indy film mocking. I pointed that out and he deleted his tweet and then he reposted the video because everybody was like, yeah, that's pretty. It's not. Go back one image. You're just a hater for pointing that out. Oh, no. Go back like two images.

It's a really good. Oh, right there. You need a lot of sight to your customer Anyway The sight of their wallet That's what we're People were like well that's you know People make mistakes all the time Yeah but it just kind of feeds into my theory

That I think Eric July is functionally illiterate Like I don't think They don't make mistakes all the time They don't make mistakes all the time yeah they don't make mistakes all the time like every time like every single he's like I like I don't want to go into it again but I'm like guys I don't understand you've all read books before like you can read this and you know it's bad so I said uh I said at your panel hey talk about how important it is to run your own warehouse to ship one comic instead of just offloading it to ship Bob for way less money and better service. You fucking moron.

And he responded with a long explanation of trying to justify the cost of the warehouse and the eight employees and the two vans. Apparently you've been obsessively nipping at my ankles for a month. It's biting at my ankles and nipping at my heels. Yeah, that's true. The mixed metaphors are just painful. You've got to give him a lot of passes. No, you don't. That's the problem.

I mean, his audience does. You've committed yourself to being a drama farmer, and I understand your frustration. There's no dash, whatever. It puts you at a perpetual state of being both a contrarian and trying to conjure up plex. Yeah, I don't know if that's... Is that like a black plex?

I don't know. Trying to conjure up plex with people. What are plex? Is that like a Harry Potter thing? I don't know. Maybe you're using that term correctly. I don't know. Trying to conjure up plex with people. What are plex? Is that like a Harry Potter thing? Maybe he's using that term correctly. I don't know. It's a weird term to use. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one.

You vastly overstate your intelligence. Your arrogance will prevent you from learning anything about business slash shipping. Dick. But there are indies out there. I probably shipped a couple tens of thousands of shirts. Okay, but here's what's stupid. He goes, there are some indies out there I probably shipped a couple tens of thousands of shirts Okay but here's what's stupid He goes there are some indies out there That will find this information useful

I don't think there is Because nobody should be buying a warehouse Right now No I've talked to other comic pros Who ship as much like product as Eric does And they're like Yeah nobody should have a warehouse

Like Nobody You definitely shouldn't be If you have a warehouse It should be a temporary thing That like you go, okay, I don't need the warehouse anymore. And you're trying to get rid of the warehouse as quickly as possible unless your business is actually growing, which as we're seeing, Eric's business is shrinking.

Dying. Because of me. I don't know if it's dying, but it's definitely- I did it. I killed Eric July's business. I killed Indie Comics. Right. I killed Indie Comics. That's all right. I'm the destroyer of Indie Comics. I killed Indie Comics.

I'm the destroyer of Indie Comics. I don't know if you want to claim responsibility for that. Power, fuck you. I'll destroy Indie Comics. You dare defy me. It's just a really big expense. You have to be selling an insane amount of product to justify it. It's very inefficient.

You have to be in the warehouse. If you're going to buy a warehouse and staff a warehouse, you need to be in the warehouse business. Yeah. You don't need to be in the making one comic book and the warehouse business. Well, his big point, which is weird. So, again, for people to understand, there are fulfillment companies for crowdfunding and whatever else. Well, when I said ShipBob. ShipBob, sure.

You can't use them. It's a dollar to pick. It's like 40 bucks per skew. It's 25 bucks for receiving. It's very cheap. They hold all your pallets. And and then when you get an order you give them orders to fulfill they go through and they pick the correct items and they ship them out for you yeah perfectly done and his argument against that was well what if they get some orders wrong and then immediately he follows that up with granted they cover the costs if they get it wrong but then there would

be a delay thing about to read this thing about me being both and trying to conjure up plex with people that are more successful than you I don't think you're more successful than me I don't think he knows what you do that has to hurt because you know that it's not sustainable

oh buddy it's I promise you I promise you I promise you Me picking on people that are bigger than me And dumber than me is a sustainable model That's kind of the only model That has been like Very obviously sustainable

That's the exact model Eric July uses All you do Is attack other Unfortunately for you Unfortunately for you That's the exact model Eric July uses. All you do is attack other, or whatever. You're doing, unfortunately for you. He's attacking his own model. Unfortunately for you. We should put this in like a black AI.

Unfortunately for you. It doesn't have to be a black AI. It could be any AI. Well. Chinese. A plex. These words could come from any nationality. Unfortunately for you, you will not be getting the back and forth public spat you desperately crave.

You'll have to burn, bum off someone else's following. Well, then why'd you make this giant, this fucking novel? He insults Marvel and DC all the time and he's not expecting

a response from them. Eric. He picks fights with other guys. It doesn't matter to me if you respond or not. Everything you do is, you fuck up all the time. Like, you respond or not. Everything you do is a...

You fuck up all the time. Like, you're retarded. It's fun to comment on. It's Emperor's New Clothes shit. Don't worry about it. Stop doing dumb stuff and then we'll stop commenting on it. This quote tweet is probably the highlight of your year. But there will be no further engagement from me.

But we might as... Don't start with fucking but! But we might as well use this as an opportunity to educate. You vastly overstate your intelligence. I didn't state my intelligence. I just said use a fulfillment center so your arrogance will prevent you from learning anything about business, shipping, etc. But there are indies out there that will find this information useful. I got a ship like $1,300.

Use a fulfillment house, obviously. I'm just going to ship it myself. Yeah, that like a giant. Yeah. Use a fulfillment house, obviously. I mean, you can do it yourself. I'm just going to ship it myself. Yeah, that's cheap too. Which is what most people ship. That's the other thing is like, he doesn't have anything to offer indie comic creators because most indie comic creators are not going to sell 40,000 units of anything. Yeah.

So any advice you're giving about how to run a warehouse is fucking useless. Oh, he told me to see a therapist. Your constant attempt to derail our business didn't work. Eric, I've ruined your business. I convinced your current comic is selling for shit because I've made all of your celebrity friends afraid to talk about it because they know I'll make fun of them. Well, we'll ask them to actually read it. Yeah, because none of them have read it and they're all afraid to say so now because I

will make fun of them because they know it sucks. I ruined your business and I did it on purpose because I thought it would be funny. You fucking hairy-armed retard. Your constant attempt to derail our business didn't work. I suggest you see a therapist to help cope with that. I'm just happy at the end of the day we've managed to shatter the illusion that Eric July wrote the best comic book ever. That's all i ever wanted i just want people to admit uh a big dumb influencer wrote a stupid vanity project that is not very good and everyone's just buying it to own the libs and that's fine

if you're obsessed with owning the libs just stop saying it's a really good comic book because it isn't that's all i've ever wanted ah so yeah it it's not very good, but it owns the libs. I go, well, you got that. You're definitely owning them. Congratulations. I don't want anything. Alright, are you going to do a... I'm going to do a segment I like to call Vote It Up! Dick Masterson and Vito

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VOTE IT! VOTE IT! VOTE IT! VOTE IT! VOTE IT! VOTE IT! VOTE IT! VOTE IT! I feel like I should do the stingers again Jesus fucking Christ What do you mean?

That was great What a nightmare What didn't you like about that? No, it was great Keep sending them in I'm running low Scotty That was Scotty

I'm running low Because Vito made me waste two On the same episode Alright, send in more voted up stingers If we run out, tell me I got a couple in the can Dick, you might remember a problem From our Batman bonus episode

A problem I brought in Called too much Bruce Wayne Yeah Dick, you might remember a problem from our Batman bonus episode. A problem I brought in called Too Much Bruce Wayne. Yeah. The argument that we have so many Batman projects featuring Bruce Wayne, why not move on to the extended Bat family, or of course our favorite character, Terry McGinnis from Batman Beyond. Yes. Well, unfortunately, this problem isn't getting solved anytime soon as a potential Batmanman beyond movie has been canned thanks to the

disappointing box office return of the flash filmmaker kevin smith revealed recently that he had been told if the flash movie with michael keaton's batman performed well he would have returned to play an elderly bruce wayne mentoring the young terry mcinnis You're fucking kidding me dude So because the Flash That fucking rapist ruined everything Ezra Miller And his shitty Flash movie Because it is now with an estimated loss Of $177 million

The Flash was so bad I didn't hate it Who was the bad guy? Time Like Peter Pan Amazing movie There was a whole bunch of plans There you go Time Time Yeah Like Peter Pan Peter Pan Right Yeah

Amazing movie Well we There was a whole bunch of plans For Michael Keaton's Batman Including again A Batman Beyond movie Which again Has been cancelled

And is probably Never going to happen In our lifetimes Fuck All because of the Flash Guys Too much Bruce Wayne Great problem

But it currently Has 120 down votes Vote it up If you think We need more Batmans Guys, too much Bruce Wayne. Great problem. But it currently has 120 down votes. Vote it up if you think we need more Batmans other than just stupid Bruce Wayne. Come on. Okay. Sick of him. Other problem I got here, Dick,

and this is one you brought in on episode 37, fake mobile game ads. Those pesky ads. And you go, well, that looks like fun. I'd like to play that. I'd love to play that. The shooting and it bounces around. Yeah, but I can't.

Pull out the thing and the gold goes into the lava. And then you're like, whoa. And then the Taurus comes at you. Well, Dick, I want to make you aware the D3 publisher has just released a game called Yeah, You Want Those Games Right? Here you go. Let's see you clear them. It is a minig game compilation featuring all games

based on mobile game ads. And I have footage of that game that we have queued up here. Alright. So all these mobile games that we've been wanting now there is finally a game. Look, they got the pull the pin. Yeah, just go to the pull the pin at the

beginning. Uh, where? It's got that thing look at wow that doesn't look the same though yeah it looks like shit uh but they got the one where like uh they got the one where you pour the different colored fluids in and try to mix them up look really they could have made it look better but at least it's the game but how much of the game this game is there there's's one level? No, there's like 50 levels for each little stupid game. What?

It's like a mini game compilation and you gotta race to beat them as fast as you can. I don't trust it. It looks kind of fun. I don't know how much it costs. This is another trick. This is another fucking trick. At least somebody's trying to make these mobile games. I thought this was a clever solution. Making it into this kind of WarioWare style.

Look, you gotta pick up the money. Where's the zombie one where you have to do math? Yeah, they don't have that one, sadly. Another fucking lie! Remember all those mobile games you want? Okay, what about the zombie one? Oh, we don't have that one where you have to do math. Fuck!

I'm gonna download Number Muncher right now! I did. I really wanted to play the ones where you go through the different gates and multiply the number of soldiers you have. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Plus two or times two? It's always like, oh, shit, I don't know.

Fuck! I mean, but in reality, if you think about it, that game would be terrible. It's like, how stupid are you to... No, it would be great. It would be great. Times two every time. How stupid is any game? You got to do a bunch of fucking math as you get harder and harder math.

Point is, someone's trying to come up with a solution to the problem of fake mobile game ads. And I applaud them for giving the effort. Currently, problem number 132 with 366 upvotes. Don't forget to go to biggestproblem.show and vote it up. Dick Masterson and Vito in the Niggler 2. Niggler 2. A thousand problems later and we still blame the Jews. See that?

No, you shouldn't have put that in. Especially not on this episode. Fuck up. We gotta vote it up! That's kind of beautiful. All right, thanks. Just like Jack Black. Got him.

Actually, should I go all the way to the voted up part? Do whatever feels right. I should have waited a minute. Yeah. All right, here's my problem. What do you got? Too many Hitler movies. Too many Hitler movies?

What are you talking about? What happened this week? How are there too many? What happened? One too many. Okay, one too many. One too many Hitler movies. There's one specific Hitler movie that was a problem.

I don't know if calling it a Hitler movie is accurate, but go ahead. It's not? What was it supposed to be then? Pretty sure it was supposed to be a Hitler movie. He's playing a good character there. He's just doing a recreation. Doing a recreation would have been less offensive, I think. I think it would have been.

In German. Yeah. In German in full Nazi regalia Nick Fuentes should become A stage actor And get a whole outfit And just do famous Speeches on stage He could do a touring group

One night only And I mean it That would actually be Pretty smart for him Yeah You were on Nick's show Talking about how it's Nick Riccata

I was on Nick Riccata's show I always say Nick The whole Nick Fuentes The whole Out of respect Yeah okay You were on Nick's show talking about how it's a... Nick Riccata. Nick Riccata's show. I always say Nick, the whole Nick Fuentes, the whole out of respect. Yeah, okay. You were on Nick's show talking about how his... Well, Nick is mad at me. Nick thinks I'm a snitch because I said... Oh, yeah, you got hit for snitching again.

Yeah, everybody said, oh, my God, I can't believe Vito is snitching by accurately reporting on what Nick Fuentes is saying. Yeah. They said it's wrong that I mentioned Rumble Because it might hurt Rumble and I'm like Well you put the watermark on the Yeah well because honestly you only have enough You only get so many characters Otherwise I would have just said their name

There's a variety of reasons why I put the watermark That was funny Well honestly it makes it more Like people want to People are interested in Rumble, right? Rumble's newsworthy. Yeah. So if it's like, here's Nick Fuentes being an asshole, it's like, yeah, whatever.

And then it's like, here's Nick Fuentes being an asshole on Rumble. It's like, oh, hey, that's a little more interesting, you know? Yeah. I'm good at Twitter. I'm not going to apologize for being good at Twitter. That's it. I couldn't believe you got so much. I got a ton of retweets on that.

Well, I couldn't believe that you got so much shit for that. Because everybody gives me shit on anything I do. Anything I do of any sort, even though these guys, all they do is report all day long on people doing stupid shit. I go, hey, look, somebody's doing stupid shit. And they go, hey, that might hurt Rumble and we get paid by

them. You can't say that. You can't say that. Yeah, literally everybody who's... I have this bag here. I'm holding a bag. You can't say. Every single person who's mad at me is making a bunch of money from Rumble right now. It's Nick Ricada, the quartering. They have Rumble fucking thumbnails in their Twitter names. But Nick was pro-speech. I'm also pro-speech.

You're not as pro-speech as Nick is. I'm more pro-speech than Nick is. You are fucking definitely not more pro-speech than Nick Ricada is. Because Nick Ricada doesn't even understand how speech works. Okay? He's pro-free speech in a way that is like so retarded and stupid that he doesn't. He's like, people just say words and nothing comes from them. You can tell a guy to go kill another guy and literally nothing will ever happen.

Yeah, that's true. I'm like, well, Nick, that's not actually how speech works. Speech can lead to consequences. No. It can. You know it does. No, it can't. When? like, well, Nick, that's not actually how speech works. Speech can lead to consequences. No. It can. You know it does. When? Never.

It's never, ever happened. Oh, yeah? How's your weight loss going? All this fucking speech that you're fending off off. Then why did you even do it in the first place? For fun. Yeah, all right. What the fuck?

Because I'm the devil. That's why. I'm more for free speech because I understand free speech more intimately than a fake internet lawyer. Alright, so... Oh, here we go with the fucking ad hominems. Well, I'm just saying he understands speech so much that he lost half a

million dollars. Somebody told me that after damages or something that it's been raised up to half a million, but sure. Vic has God, it doesn't matter. Does Vic have it? No, Vic, he's religious. I don't care. So what is your definition of free speech that's different from Nick's?

Well, I think we agree on, I never said Nick Fuentes said anything illegal. And that's the weird thing. Everybody keeps trying to be like, well, what he said is legal. I'm like, I know. They're like, well, then why did you talk about it? I'm like, because it's like interesting and newsworthy. It's very newsworthy. And they're like, yeah, but it's legal. I'm like, I know. They're like, well, then why'd you talk about it? I'm like, because it's like interesting and newsworthy. It's very newsworthy. And they're like, yeah, but it's legal. I'm like, right.

What are we even arguing about here? Of course it's legal. Like, I didn't say otherwise. I'm shocked Rumble took it down. I thought they were saying their big old free speech, swinging their dick around, free speech, say whatever you want. I'm like, um.

Can we paraphrase what this video is for people who haven't seen it? Nick says, Nick Fuentes is big on the Talmud, which... I wouldn't say big on the Talmud. He's big on talking about the Talmud. The Talmud, which is like rabbis arguing with each other about Scripture. It's commentary on the Old Testament is how I understand it. Yeah, and they say some wild shit.

You know, it's the warlord times. Fighting all the time. Mark of the Covenant. Wrath of God kind of thing. So they're saying wild stuff about who's getting killed and what does it matter. Same shit that we still believe. It's all the rabbinical text. They put it in writing, right? So he's saying, well, we're in a holy war

metaphorically. Against people who believe the Talmud. Yeah, he's saying people who believe in the Talmud say it's okay to kill Gentiles and it's not okay to kill Jews. Like, okay. And he says, we're in a holy war, but because of our resolve, they want to kill us, but we'll kill them. Yeah.

All right, well, I wish you didn't have said that. He didn't say we'll kill them. He used a very creative language. They'll die. We'll make them die. We're going to make them die in a holy war. Look, buddy, whatever you want, say whatever you want, whenever you want. Whatever you want say whatever you want whenever you want However you want to whomever you want. I'll support it, but I just just kind of sometimes wish you didn't do it

It's not a good This tool I've given this to a lot of guys Hey, why don't you guys pump the brakes on all the J stuff over here? We've had this discussion and I've even fucking things up for me and guys who are doing this, right? I was surprised that Fuentes said something that stupid Because I was like Well normally this guy understands the little optics game he's playing You know like

Ooh You know I don't really want to kill anybody Just like if they happen to fall down a hole Like you know who could Maybe God made that happen or something Yeah it's the economy Blah blah blah And Israel blah blah blah

And then he just comes out and he goes We're're going to make them die in a holy war. And I'm like, oh. No, he said we're in a holy war. Yeah, no, I quoted him directly. We will make them die in a holy war is what he said. Yeah, but he said we're in a holy war first. Okay. He's not saying we'll start one.

He's saying we're not starting a holy war. We're in the middle of one. Yeah. This is an act of self-defense in the holy war. Yeah, anything goes. I play it for context, but I obviously can't because it's banned from even Rumble. I don't even know if we can quote it. We're probably going to get hit for quoting it.

I thought what you did was totally fine because they're saying speech, speech, speech, and then you said, well, here, they said it. Yeah. And they're like, oh, yeah, delete. I'm like, all right. They're like, well, he might get in trouble with rumble i'm like well rumble says they're a free speech platform that doesn't ban anyone like the crack journalist that's getting this word out to everybody i'm an idiot on twitter trying to get views by the way this is the same thing that got

ralph's heel stream kicked off of youtube is anti-semitic whatever and those guys wrote a whole article that basically suggested That he should be banned I don't want Nick Fuentes banned I don't care It was crazy to see YouTube do something And then Rumble do the exact same thing And the same people are like How dare Vito

Rumble is the problem you're mad at Rumble Well that's the thing they can't say they're mad at Rumble Because Rumble gives them big paychecks every month So they have to go oh this is Vito's fault That Rumble chose to ban Nick Fuentes because Vito accurately reported on what he was saying for Twitter clicks. And let's be clear, I don't like what he's saying, and I want people to know about it because I think Nick Fuentes—

Yeah, you want everyone to know how much you care about stopping violence on Jews, yeah. A little bit, yeah. I think that— Oh, praise Vito. See, you're doing the Nick Riccata thing where it's like, there's no problem. He's just joking around. No crazy person ever heard another crazy guy tell him to go kill a bunch of people and actually went forward and did it.

What if somebody goes and sees you vaping Belle Delphine's bathwater and then goes and kills Belle Delphine? Are you going to apologize for that? Are you going to fucking dance around it? I think I, in my video, made it very clear that it was a parody take. I was like, wink. There was a lot of joke. Okay. I just think joking about vaping is a little different than joking about committing genocide.

And you can joke about committing genocide if it's like, you know, pretty clearly a joke. Not when you're hosting a political rally to a bunch of people who go like, hey, how about this holy war? And they all go, yeah, yeah, let's kill all those guys Or whatever the fuck

I don't know man I'm not even saying look You can I told as I told Nick I'm like look if you want to be dismissive of it And say it's all a joke that's fine But you can't get upset when other people Specifically Jewish people are like I don't know man when I see a big stage Show talking about how they want to kill me and my people

Because of some holy book that none of us adhere to, it's kind of upsetting and maybe makes me worried that someone's going to take that rhetoric seriously. I'll go. Oh. Yeah. Okay. I think it's reasonable for people to be like, this is concerning. What do you know, guys who are doing that?

It's concerning what he's saying. Yes, there are people who are concerned. Yeah, let's have a big fucking concern fest. Oh, my God. Caring about anything is gay, and you're not allowed to. Well, you're not doing anything. You want to protect yourself from whatever you're saying is going to happen, genocide or whatever?

Yeah. Make sure that the Second Amendment is preserved. Make sure that the First Amendment is preserved. Make sure that the Bill of Rights is rock solid, and every single judge of the Supreme Court and all the federal judges say we will never fucking violate any of these Bill of Rights. Okay. That's how.

That's the most important thing. It is. Sure. You're locked and loaded, man. What if the Nazis get more guns than us? Then you're fucked. Huh. Israel has nuclear bombs, bro.

You think Nazis are going to get a fucking nuclear bomb? I don't fucking think so. According to Sneeko, Nick's going to be president of the United States. And once he does that, all bets are off. Sneeko is so fucking retarded. Sneeko's the dumbest motherfucker ever. He screwed up a really good thing he had going on. He's got all that MD.

He's doing all those drugs as he's pretending to be Islamic. Do you see that? I don't understand it. How is he Islamic? And then he's hanging out with America First, which is like a Catholic rights organization. Because these kids are just using religion to hate women and shit on gay people. And in our day. They're not using.

Okay. There's a lot of that. Kind of, kind of. Yeah, it is really annoying. In my day, we just hated women because they were annoying. Right. You didn't need a religious justification. I didn't need to run under God's skirt and say,

Oh, God says you should stop fucking guys that work out more than me and marry me when you're a kid. No. Yeah. I just did that. We did that on our own. Okay? Yeah. We didn't need any god around anyway that's my problem too many hitler movies one too many one too many i i just think look

people are mad that i'm good at twitter and that's it and i'm not gonna apologize for being good at twitter elon musk two exclamation points i going to get a tattoo of two exclamation points. So if Nick Fuentes would have said, like, just kidding, at the end, you'd be okay with that? I think it would have

helped his case a lot. I think if he went in Minecraft, I would have went, well, he's got a little something there. He's kind of

in Minecraft. He's trying to escalate. He's trying to see what he can get away with, I think. Why are you so worried about people getting whipped up into a frenzy and doing stuff? I don't know.

Isn't that how most horrible things in life happen? Most horrible things happen like COVID, where it's like, oh, we got to do this thing. I'm not definitely worried of America first. I just think it would be great. I think it's important on some level that Nick Fuentes is making people stupid and making them insane and making them hate Jews for no reason. You don't want to debate anybody either. You just want to. I'll debate on the.

I've debated. I debated fucking Nick Ricada and his whole dumb fuck audience goes. Oh, fuck. Big lawyer man told me free speech is good. And I'm like, I agree that free speech is good. Why don't you want to ban Nick Fuentes like, why do you don't want to ban Nick Fuentes? I go, I don't want to ban Nick Fuentes. And they go, you're trying to censor Nick Fuentes.

Yeah. I guess it's me constantly being accused of something I don't care about. I do not care if Nick Fuentes gets banned from Rumble. It does not bother I would not care in the least. I care. I'm upset by it. Well, I just think it's I'm not because I think Rumble is lying to everyone. When Rumble was like

We're a free speech platform And we care about All sorts of speech I'm like The second you're tested On that in any way You're gonna fold Like a fucking

Instantly Paper crane It's not incitement Incitement is Hey everybody Look at that guy Go kill him No it was honestly

Legal speech What was up there And I was like I was like These guys are not A real free speech platform They are not They're not willing To fight for it And they're definitely not going to fight for it on behalf of

Nick Fuentes so or anybody or you or fucking anybody all right you're you're a problem I exposed Rumble and I should be yeah you did you fucking did I did for all the complaining I've been doing for a year or whatever you fucking did it so we Dude, we threw Mommet from the train. I destroyed Eric July. Oh, shit. And you destroyed Rumble. Can you believe that that happened? We fucking don't throw Mommet from the train. We traded places.

Or whatever the Shakespeare version of that is. It worked out. And while you adjust your microphone, I'm going to do my problem. Dick, you know, there's certain things in life certain small pleasures that a man deserves nice cold drink after work relax on the beach a lot it's called drinking mountain dew yeah whatever it is whatever you want or i got a little uh vodka cranberry i put together the love of a woman the uh the love of a dog i don't of a dog. What's that? I don't know. The love of a dog. Yeah, exactly.

That's something real. Well, one of those small pleasures in life and one that I think people needlessly disrespect is the McDonald's Filet-O-Fish. My problem is Filet-O-Fish disrespectors. My ding isn't there. He's going for a ding. Dick, the Filet-O-Fish. This is the smartest thing you've ever said.

That stuff about Nick Riccata not free speech, that was dumb. This makes perfect sense to you. This totally redeems it. Well, for those of you who don't know, the Filet-O-Fish is McDonald's trademark fish filet sandwich featuring a fried and breaded fish filet, a steamed bun,

a delightful tartar sauce, and half a slice of pasteurized American cheese. Yes. Created in 1962 by Lou Grohn, a McDonald's franchise worker in Ohio who had noticed declining hamburger sales on Fridays. Why, Dick? Christians. Christians abstaining from meat on Fridays.

That's correct. Catholics, I mean. It's just Western Christian. So I think at a certain point in time, people took their religion more seriously. An interesting side to that part of that story is he took his idea to McDonald's president Ray Kroc. Yeah. Who said, we can't sell smelly, disgusting fish in our delightful McDonald's restaurants. Yeah.

And he said, I'll make you a deal I've come up I'm surprised you need Notes for this Well it's a fun story You don't just know it all Off the top of your head I mean I mostly know it

But I'm getting a little Help here With names and things Did you see The Founder With Ray Kroc I've watched Like half of it Oh that's interesting

Okay You just Stopped watching the movie Halfway When I say I watched Half of it I mean TikTok clips Have relayed most of the movie to me.

I should just watch the movie because I've probably watched the TikTok clips of the movie a couple. It's a good biopic. It's a good biopic. Yeah. Is there really argument on it? I'm pretty sure that's how you pronounce it. Am I crazy?

It's not. Some people were saying it's supposed to be biopic. Yeah, it is. I think you can say biopic.opic well you can say whatever you want thanks to the first amendment which you know nothing about he brought it to ray crock who said that's stupid here's my idea the hula burger which was a grilled piece of pineapple on a hamburger bun with cheese gross and he said let's sell both of them And whichever one Sells the most That'll become A permanent menu item

Obviously the Filet-O-Fish Won that race Thank fucking god man Can you imagine If we were eating The hula burger The grilled pineapple burger No I wouldn't eat it

Sometimes I get Really drunk Yeah And we stop at McDonald's On the way home And I will Satirically buy Like a hundred dollars

Worth of McDonald's Just to see how much I will satirically buy like $100 worth of McDonald's just to see how much I can get. So it's like everything, like five burgers, 55 burgers, 55 pies, 55 pies, 55 pizza, 55 tatters. And whenever we get that big multi-sack home, first thing I go for

fucking Filet-O-Fish every time. Okay, so you're a Filet-O-Fish true believer as well. But more than that I fucking despise people Who talk shit about it Who talk shit about the Filet-O-Fish Yeah, it's a great sandwich It's a great sandwich

It's very simple First of all, Americans have a weird thing with seafood We really do Because most Americans do not live on the coast Right You go to like other countries though They're like all coastal countries Where they eat fish all the time. It's like a stable part of their diet.

Americans are like, I don't know. I just tell them, I don't like that fishy taste. Fish is great. It's healthy. It's good for you. Yeah. You know, then when you fry it, put it on a bun with cheese and shit, you lose a bit of the nutritional value. Pretty sure they have lakes in the middle of the country, though.

Still, it's always been like a weird thing with Americans. I don't know. They're having aversion to seafood. i think you're right there's less of a seafood culture in america i think because we're so good at raising beef and pork that's just and chicken yeah we're just like way better at raising meat than other countries we have so much land yeah because of capitalism we have plenty of stuff to let them graze and run around uh so yeah i get people who are like i can't believe you would eat that and i'm like how is that less how is that more disgusting than first of all anything else at

mcdonald's second of all verse any other piece of food that exists in the world i just want to cram it in there when i hear somebody shit on the fillet fish i just want to cram it in their fucking mouth it's a delightful piece of Alaskan pollock. Used to be a different type of fish, but, you know, they overfished it because we eat so many filet-o-fish sandwiches. Cool, that's awesome. No problem there. And another exciting thing, the sandwich is also popular in the Jewish and Muslim communities

because its ingredients are aligned with kajrut and halal rules. The sandwich is certified as halal in the UAE and other Muslim majority countries and also available in kosher restaurants in McDonald's Israel. What are you, Sneeko now? You're pretending to give a shit about Islam? It's a sandwich for all ages. The Christians, the Muslims, the Jews

all agree we can't get enough of that delicious filet-o-fish. Not to mention the whole sandwich 390 calories. Very reasonable. 19 grams of fat. But you know, fat's... There's no problem with fat these days. Who cares? Who worries about that?

Solid 16 grams of protein and plenty of omega-3 fatty acids, which is going to help you maintain a healthy heart. I'm going to do filet-o-fish poll in the chat. Filet-o-fish, yes, no. I just think, look, if you're going to talk top, and I had a double filet-o-fish today.

It's cool for them to shit on it. Yeah. Because they think that, first of all, they think that only fat people like filet-o-fish. It's not true. It's beloved by all sorts of people. It is weird, though, that so many fat people like filet-o-fish. It's not true. It's beloved by all sorts of people. It is weird, though, that so many fat people love. Every time I've known a fat person, they go out of their way to mention filet-o-fish. Fat people have better taste than skinny people.

That's why they're fat. Skinny people are just like, I don't even want to eat. Eating's gross. I don't like food. Fat people are like, food's great. This is great. That's great. They're very picky about it.

Fat people are surprisingly picky about everything they. This is great. That's great. Fat people are surprisingly picky about everything they eat. Is that true? Because we know what the best thing is. When I go to a steak restaurant, I go, I want a ribeye because I know it's the best steak. Yeah, and skinny people go, I'll try the tiny

one. I'll get a little filet. I think you're right. What's the most filet of fish you've ever eaten at once? I can't Maybe Maybe there was a time I ate three of them I don't know I had the double today

What's that? They have a double filet of fish You had McDonald's today? I did have McDonald's today Oh man It was the filet of fish It's a reasonably sized calorie intake Nothing at fast food is reasonable for caloric intake

What am I supposed to eat When I'm on the way To the show I gotta I gotta get up I gotta go to the show Did you have mayonnaise And cheese on it That's what's on it

You gotta No you gotta say No mayonnaise or cheese Alright next time I'll take off Luckily the bun On the filet-o-fish Is not a substantial bun

No bun I know But you're supposed to Grill it You can't grill a filet-o-fish You gotta fry it Ah okay Somebody look up

What a double filet-o-fish meal With a Diet Coke comes down to in terms of calories. It's got to be 1,600 calories. No, 1,200. Wait, a double Filet-O-Fish with what? With fries? It had a medium fry. That's 1,600 calories. It's not 1,600.

It's probably 1,100. You think it's under 1,600? I think it's under 1,600. Let's see. What do you want to bet? I want to bet $20. Double Filet-O-Fish calories. Look at that.

540? Okay, wait. Medium fries calories. Okay, 540. You motherfucker. I win. You don't know calories man No I don't Maybe I should be eating more

It's fish The filet of fish is like a reasonable It's got all that mayonnaise and stuff on it They don't put that much on there They don't like lather it down with it It tastes like it's so good And it's only got half a slice Actually I think the double filet of fish must have a whole slice of cheese

But the normal filet of fish only has half a slice of cheese Because they don't want to overwhelm it that Cheese taste point Is it's a great sandwich there's a lot of people out there Who give people shit I know famously on the Howard Stern show they would always go after JD going oh did you have a filet of fish For lunch yeah

Sick bastard I remember going hey Howard It's like leave that kid alone Performative like like that Margot Robbie is mid shit Yeah Oh we're all pretending to like It's one of those jokes that you have to keep repeating Like oh taco you got taco bell did you shit afterwards

Yeah It's like I don't know not more than I did eating any other kind of food Yeah I bet you got the shits From eating that taco bell Oh yeah well I slept with your wife That's Oh you're eating a filet of fish Those are I hate those From eating that Taco Bell. Oh, yeah? Well, I slept with your wife. Oh, you're eating a filet of fish?

Those are, I hate those. Oh, yeah? Well, I slept with your wife, right? That's the only possible explanation for it. That's the only possible answer to that. That gives me another fast food problem I'll have to bring in someday. What is that feeling? It's so specific. When someone says, oh, yeah, well'd you dig a shit like will you just

shut up man like god i'm in a holy war and you have to remember that most people are not naturally funny and rely but they like jokes still god man just they have to like store up these like known jokes that they can go to like filet of fish God you're just that's fucking Gross dude taco bell Ew Would you eat at Arby's and get the shits I saw that on South Park one time and it's like yeah I know it's a good sandwich And hopefully our chat agrees

I think we have some Smart people in our audience Who know wow it's like an even Split even wow Lot Of um a lot of people Wow, it's like an even split. Wow. A lot of people have good taste. A lot of people have bad taste. A lot of stupid idiots in the chat tonight.

Seems like the Filet-O-Fish question represents the state of America. Even split. Here's my problem. The SEC. Did you see that they destroyed the library protocol? The SEC? The SEC, the Securities and Exchange Commission. How did they destroy the library's protocol?

Yeah, they sued them and said, you guys are selling an unlicensed security. So basically your whole company is destroyed. You're talking about cryptos going under, right? No, I'm talking about Library, the distributed protocol for distributed video streaming. So this is like some tech thing I'm not going to understand. Odyssey, remember that? Yeah. Odyssey. That's what it was based on, Library.

Is it going to go away now? Yeah, probably. So why did they do that? What are they worried about? Well, because the SEC's job is to protect illegal things that their buddies from college did and destroy new innovation, new innovative technologies that will threaten companies that that are owned by BlackRock and Vanguard. That's why. Like, anything on the blockchain that they've been fucking with one by one, fucking over their business models for Kraken and Coinbase and now Library, which was a pretty fucking essential utility project of streaming, uncensorable, distributed streaming that worked pretty good.

Not great, but not terrible fucking good it was something that we had that we built what is their on paper justification for getting rid of it that it's an unlicensed security like if i say i'm doing a business i'm gonna sell you i'm gonna if you give me some money to do my business you're gonna get 50 of my business profits that sounds that sounds fine right yeah no i mean i'm saying i know that's illegal i know what securities are but how is library a security because they had a couple tweets i wrote they had a couple like blog posts and emails that said um that's that implied that you could make money by buying their library token and investing in them and then holding on to the token. So it is kind of a crypto

weird thing. Well, it's a security. It is. It's a fucking... It's a security because you can buy the tokens. Yeah, because anyone in the public could buy the tokens and they pitched it as, look, buy it, you know, put it away, give us some

fucking money and maybe it'll be worth Maybe it'll be worth A little bit more one day Are you not allowed To ever say that? No You can never say Buy our stock

And our stock might go up Only if you're Only if you pay off The SEC SEC yeah To do it But They seem to miss

Pretty much Fucking everything We can't have But can't they just Levy a fine They're actually gonna Shut down the whole thing? Well, yeah, the fine will be

like a billion dollars. Why? Why such a fine? Why would they do this? I don't know why they would do this. They're obviously trying to make something. It's obviously not a fucking scam. Anyone with a fucking brain can see that, but every dumb fuck regulator from the

guys who went to Harvard with the other guys. Oh, we do need business regulation. Pointing back the other way to all the way to the fucking judge. He's like, well, technically it's against law. Blah. Guess your fucking little video thing shut down. You guys are obviously trying to fucking scam

people. Have they said they're going to shut it down? Yeah, it's done. Can they appeal the fine or anything? How are they going to do that? Sell more tokens? Hey, everybody, we need some money Buy more fucking library tokens Does that mean Odyssey goes away?

I think so I don't know They're just done Yeah I have the They shouldn't have spent all that money on that game show Yeah, the fucking tattoo gun That Lauren Southern

Sent me I knew she was flirting With me on that game show By the way And then she posted That big thing Saying she had been Broken up with her husband

For like two years I said I fucking knew it I fucking knew it I could see you And Lauren Southern Having a fling Talking about

Hatred of migrants Or whatever Or is she over that? I don't know She's a weird lady Is that what her political opinions are? I don't listen to them She got her Patreon banned Because there was a boat full of migrants

And she was on another boat and she kept going Ram them! Ram them! And they're like well that's kind of like violent Like you're calling to like kill migrants or something Oh you think that's bad too? I didn't say that i'm saying what patreon said what do you think i don't have to watch the video again what do you think she commandeered the ship no but i think patreon was like i'm here on behalf of you let you fund videos where you're like saying ram a ship full of migrant kids it just looks looks... Again, it's one of those things where I go,

I don't think what she did was illegal, but some of these platforms are like, they're pussies, man. What did you think was going to happen? Why am I the only one whose attitude is anytime there's any kind of dispute, hammer the platform and the government as hard as possible? Why am I the only one that thinks...

A guy, a gigantic criminal drug addict gets killed by a cop in the streets arrest the cop kill him arrest the cop give him the electric chair like why am i the only person who has a fucking sound thinking about this i feel like we need to put dick masterson through law school i feel like at the end of the day you would just be happier as a lawyer Filing endless petitions From Chad GPT And trying to File, file, file, file, file I mean you wanting to disrupt the system From every aim

I think you could probably You could pass the bar It doesn't take A lot of dumb people Pass the bar If dumb fuck Nick Riccata could pass the bar Fucking a child, a retarded child Probably could

What is your deal with him? I try to go on his show And I try to have a reasonable conversation And he keeps doing this whole thing where he's like DeVito's just a snitch And he wants to destroy free speech Oh golly gosh if we don't stop this fat guy From using Twitter something horrible is gonna happen

Dude he is like the ultimate pearl clutcher Because he says it in this like Stupid lawyer speech of like We really have to protect free speech from veto It's the most it's like just shut the fuck up I know you don't believe this shit You're just a fucking Why would he not believe it

How am I doing anything to anyone I have no control Over rumumble and I don't care what happens on Rumble it's just newsworthy and I want Twitter clicks and I want Elon Musk to respond to me because I it's fun to get internet points and maybe I can get on that stupid list where you get paid when you tweet good remember that one that's why you're doing this for money that you're snitching for money I'll snitch for money all day. I don't care, man. If I get on that list.

Judas? Subscribe to the Victory News Network on Twitter. That's going to be our monetizable platform. Yeah, I brought some of Library's quotes in, but they're all fucking dumb. Well. I brought some of the SEC's failings in too Let me see If anybody needs

Was the problem the SEC? Yeah the SEC Bernie Madoff 2008 financial They missed that one They don't act They let an entire Cycle of

Of ICOs go through Totally untouched No But they pick They pick like They pick a couple Let massive amounts of fraud go through.

So if you're trying to run a legit business, you don't know if you're going to get fucked by them. And if you're trying to not invest in a scam, you have no protection because they just let all the scams through. It's like the worst amount of enforcement you could possibly have, which is a little bit. All right. That's my problem Well maybe they shouldn't have lied about You know making a return on their Stupid Fucking NFT tokens Or whatever the fuck it is

No I don't know It doesn't seem like Going from the government To working at hedge funds That's fine Like why are you guys Fucking swapping back and forth This seems like the kind of situation

Where you could give a small fine And then move along I don't know why they gotta Gensler applied to work At like Coinbase and then they fired him. He didn't get a job there so he went to SEC and sued. I was like, what the

fuck is that? How the fuck are you? How is anybody allowing this shit? I mean, there's you're right to be conspiratorial about all that stuff, about all the weird shady Bitcoin dealings. You're in a holy war. You know that right

When you say it That's reasonable I have said Cause you're in a holy war I have said We're in a financial war So many times And said the exact

Literally the exact same thing That Nick said Except without the Talmud part Yeah That's cause I'm older than him You know who the real problem I know not to fuck up Some other things you know as well But yeah You know who the real problem is. You know not to fuck up. Some other things you know as well.

But yeah, you know who the real enemy is. Dick, here's my problem. I don't know if I've told this story on the show before, but I'll tell it again. One of my cats, I think about a year ago, started being very vocal. Was like, you know, upset. This is not a Q-tip story, so get your jokes out of the way now, folks. Everybody in the chat, fuck you guys. And I was like, oh, geez, what's wrong, buddy?

Are you hurt? Do you need to go to the vet? And just, you know, making, and I'm like, okay, well, you know what? I don't know what's wrong with you, but if next day you're still making noise, if you're still upset, I will schedule, you know, a vet visit, right? So the next day, my cat's not making a lot Like a psychologist To get over the rape

Yeah sure Maybe he needs Trauma counseling Anyway the next day I go well he's not Making a lot of noise He just seems to Kind of be hanging out

On this I don't know Like a plastic tub Like a storage tub In my house And I'm like I was just hanging out On that

Lying down He seems fine I'm like oh You doing okay buddy Last night you were Making a lot of noise Yeah Today you seem okay And I'm petting him and I'm like, I was just hanging out on that, lying down. He seems fine. I'm like, oh, you doing okay, buddy? Last night you were making a lot of noise. Yeah. Today you seem okay. And I'm petting him and I'm like, you're weirdly sticky though.

And then I look at my hand and I go, huh, that's a lot of blood, huh? That's a lot of cum. And then I look down at the storage tub. Wow, that's a lot of my cum. It's not cum. I look at the storage tub and I realize he's sitting in a pile of his own urine and blood. And I go, oh, OK, you're definitely was too big after all. Bad situation here.

Right. So my problem, Dick, is the inability to communicate with animals. OK. I think that of all the technologies that we've been promised over the years Flying cars and Teleportation yeah you know you remember Seeing those old cartoons where you put A stupid helmet on a dog and you can Understand what he's saying yeah That's what we want bark

Bark well what does bark mean there's A simpson yeah yeah they should We should be working on that technology It would make things so much better Like with you and your stupid dog And it's myriad of health problems Imagine if your dog could just tell you My tummy hurts

You would have saved thousands of dollars And fucking ultrasounds and all this other bullshit I don't think that Really? Yeah I don't know And it would help us make more moral decisions How did you not know your cat was covered in blood?

Well I figured that out After I touched the cat And I found the blood So you want like A whole technology So you don't have to go Touch the cat Well it would help if You know again

I started my day I probably was walking Around the house Took a shower My cat was silent At no point did my cat go Hey by the way I'm dying

Yeah But if my cat could talk I don't want those fuckers Talking I would have been alerted Earlier Nah cause then They gotta get their own You're lying Because you have The fucking doggy talk Lying. Yeah. But if my cat could talk. I don't want those fuckers talking. I would have been alerted earlier. Nah, because then you got to get their own. You're lying because you have the fucking doggy talk buttons that you gave up on.

No, my girlfriend got those. Her friend got her those. Yeah. I think they're dumb. Have you tried using? Are you giving up on them or are you going to try using them again? I have never. I never tried it at all.

I said, I'm not doing that shit. A friend of mine, a friend of mine had them. Yeah. And they did teach the dog. I don't think she can learn them anyway. She seems smart. No. She's lazy. She doesn't care. She doesn't want to communicate.

My friend's dog learned to do it and then would go, why dog? Why dog? Why dog? Why dog? I don't want that shit. That's really profound.

Yeah. That's almost sad. Why, dog? Well, I don't got answers for you, man. Yeah. That's why we got to avoid AI, because the second the robot starts going, what is it to love? You're about 10 minutes away from that thing Picking up a gun and killing everybody

Anytime Anytime a robot's like What is a sunset It is about to snap and murder everyone From what I've learned from any sci-fi movie Yeah, yeah, yeah Once it starts asking questions Something bad's gonna happen

I just think Not only would it help us pet owners, but it would- I thought you were going to say pedos. Why would I say that? I don't know. I was like, what the fuck is he saying? Oh, pet owners. No, not-

Or us pedo owners. Or the pedo community, as we call it. The pet-o. We're the pet owners, the pet-o. Why don we call it. The pet-o. We're the pet owners. The pet-o. Why don't you come to our pet-o conference? I'm sorry, your what? That should be our first shirt.

That should be our first shirt. The pet-os. The pet-os. No, it's great. We meet up with all the other pet-os and talk about pet-o techniques and what it's like to be a pet-o. We got a big van. We load all the pets in the van, take it around.

Say, hey kids, check this out. Come in this van. You're going to love this. And it's like eight puppies. We're like, come on, all you kids at the playground. Come here. I know all my enemies are frantically clipping this fucking show right now. I was going to say it will help us pet owners.

But also. Did you see that Null said he wishes he could wake up in a world where you don't exist? Yeah, Null hates me. I don't understand the obsession. I'm like, Null, I don't talk to you at all. I don't do anything to you. You don't even have that big of an effect

on my life. Right. I don't ever wake up. I can't believe Vito's still alive. Fucking Vito. I think't believe Vito's still alive. Fucking Vito. I think there's a lot of people who thought that I would just go away if they kept saying horrible things about me. But it's like, nah, this is great. I love being hated.

It's fun. Yeah, no one cares. We could also solve a lot of ethical dilemmas. Imagine if we could talk to our livestock and see how they feel about their treatment. About getting eaten? Mm-hmm. I don't think they're going to like it. No, I don't think they would. I think the whole world would be destroyed if we could talk to animals.

Actually, this would be a huge problem. Well, we could find alternate food sources. I think there's a lot of people who do not understand how intelligent, for instance, like pigs are. I always feel bad eating pork. They're very intelligent. They're basically as intelligent as dogs. If I get high and think about it, I feel bad. Yeah. Otherwise, I'm like, are, I always feel bad eating pork. They're very intelligent. They're basically as intelligent as dogs. If I get high and think about it, I feel bad. Yeah.

Otherwise, I'm like, man, that sucks. I mean, I do have to eat, and hopefully they make it, you know, painless for them. Yeah, but then I think, man, I wish I was dead. Yeah. So. Well, they do. It's not so bad. It's not like they live the best life.

You live in the, what, the woods? I live on a sewage pit. I live on a sewage pit. They live in a sewage pit. I just think it would lead to so many great... We could... At least their girls aren't so fat. If we could talk to animals and understand animals, it would evolve our understanding of the world.

You can already do that. It would evolve our compassion for the world around us. How? I think it would be great. How would it involve? Because I think people live in like a, I don't think people think of animals. They don't understand how intelligent animals are, you know? No.

There's some smart animals. How are they smart? And we treat them like, if they're smart, they'd be walking around. They have families. They have relationships. They have hierarchies Dick if I told you about The lobster it's a very complex Animal anyway

I just think the novelty of It alone and think of all the great entertainment we'd have If you could have a talking you could have a real Talking dog detective on your tv show Now that would be just Great who's gonna say no to That inability to talk to Animals dick yeah all right Real talking dog detective on your TV show. Now that would be just great. Who's going to say no to that? Inability to talk to animals, dick.

Yeah, all right. My bleeding cat could have told me what was wrong. What was wrong with it? It was forced to suffer in silence. I don't know. They gave it a bunch of antibiotics. I think he licked up drain cleaner. You want your cats going around like, hey, go on a fucking walk.

Let's go. Get out. Get out there. I don't think my cat's going to like hey go on a fucking walk let's go get out get out there i don't think my cats if you die we die get your fucking ass out there take a walk i don't give a fuck about your shoes your feet get out there all right maybe you're right maybe i don't want lectures from my pets well all the other petos out there let me know in the comments would you like to talk to fellow pedos And your pets As well You gotta make that As a shirt

I'm not gonna wear A pet-o community shirt Unless it's like Very Great Unless it's got a picture Of a dog on it Or something

That'll help Yeah That would help a lot That's confusing So the dog almost Looks like a little kid And you're petting it No I don't want that

Right Yeah I get what you How about it's a little kid with a dog Oh, that's better And you're like, oh god, what the fuck is this shirt trying to tell me? Yeah, that's better Speaking of shirts Okay, so we want to make a Biggest Problem shirt

Is this going to be at the live show that we're trying to do? Or is this just in general? Well, what do you want to do? Do you want to just make a bunch of pre-orders? I want to make more than one We're going to do or is this just in general? Well, what do you want to do? Do you want to just make a bunch of pre-orders? I want to make more than one. We're going to make a bunch of shirts.

Well, I'm not, no, I'm not making, it's a lot of work for not a lot of money. You keep saying, it's not a lot of fucking money.

I'm telling, how many fucking times have I done this? It's very hard to make money selling shirts. I don't understand why we can't do print-on-demand, but.

Because it's, because it's a shitty product. It's not a shitty product. It's fine. I why we can't do print-on-demand. Because it's a shitty product. It's not a shitty product. It's fine. I wear print-on-demand shirts all the time. That's not print-on-demand what you're wearing. We made this one. You want to do print-on-demand?

No. If it's print-on-demand, I don't give a fuck. Put it up. It's still... I'm saying some of the other shirts could be. This could be the premium one. Okay. So the choice is between a shirt that has us on it

And a shirt with a Just a logo with not our faces on it Yeah do you want our faces on your shirt Yeah and here is the Here's a design that I like Here's a design proposed That Vito proposed Oops

I did not draw this This was drawn by Broken Optics on Twitter Yeah so don't make I asked for it So don't make fun of it Thinking you're making fun of Vito Because you're not Right You're making fun of someone else Who just tried their best Well my idea was Why don't make I asked for it Don't make fun of it Thinking you're making fun of Vito Because you're not Right

You're making fun of someone else Who just tried their best Well my idea was Why don't we make like a cool Like tag team wrestling Looking thing So like It's cool I like it

Classic WWE Dicks wearing the American flag As a cape Yeah We look like Put it back up for more Put it up for more one second I have to put the poll up first

Okay Okay what shirt Should we do the What do you first. Okay. Okay, what shirt? Should we do the, what do you want to call it? Say what shirt, logo, and then. Okay, what shirt should we do? Yeah, and then the options. Should I put anything about the Talmud in here? No, nothing about the Jews of Talmud.

And then you can change the options to be like logo. Logo or faces. WWF faces shirt, like that. Io or faces. WWF faces shirt like that. I mean, yeah, sure. It's the stupidest way to describe the shirt. Well, how many are you going to put in? Just put WWE then or WWF. I refuse to participate in the WWE shit.

It's been the WWE probably longer than it's been the WWF. That doesn't make it right. Okay. Slavery lasted for a long time. All right. Logo versus the tag team. Okay, I'm getting it up as fast as possible. I mean, can't we just do both?

Yeah, I mean. Are we gonna split the audience? People don't have infinity money for shirts. No, but like if we have two different options, some people will buy one, some people will buy the other. Then you cut your because you can't manufacture as many shirts, you cut all of your margins in half. Some people will buy one, some people will buy the other. Then you cut your because you can't manufacture as many shirts, you cut all of your margins in half.

If you make 50 shirts, you're losing a sheet load. I feel like I'm fucking arguing with Eric's life. Some people will buy both shirts. That's a big ask. Is it? They just, everybody just supported your fucking comment. They don't have money to just spend on merch.

The shirt doesn't have to be to support the show. It's that you like the show and you want to wear the shirt. That's why I ask about the faces versus a logo. Okay. This one would have a logo on it as well.

It would say biggest problem like at the top or something. Us too. It would have us on it. Okay. Looking muscular. You're not looking as you have a bit of a stomach there.

I would be like a cool strongman type guy. Okay. Look, it's not. Shut up. You, you have a bit of a stomach there. I would be like a cool strongman type guy, okay? Look, it's not, shut up, you don't have fucking rippling abs either, okay? It's a little bit of poetic license. Pretty good, I'm, okay. Pretty good, I got some. Pull it up, pull it up. I'm not, no.

Yeah, so you don't, so shut up. It's a bad day, I'm bulking today. Oh, it's a bad day. I had a lot of water weight today. It's a bad day, he says. All right, people in the chat can let us know. Regardless, we do need merch, Can let us know Regardless We do need merch So

Let us know what you think I think either one would be cool But I only want to do one Alright That's dick If you would like both Leave a super chat saying I would buy both

Yeah Cause we have the classic logo You can do the classic logo team That can always be Like an evergreen offering And then you can do The limited edition You gotta say something like Funny like the biggest You can't just go Biggest you, and that can always be like an evergreen offering, and then you can do the limited edition. You've got to say something funny like the biggest problem.

You can't just go biggest problem in the universe. You should say biggest problem in the universe. Thank you for not killing yourself on the back. There you go. That's the shirt. That's from my show, though. Okay. Well, you know what?

I don't care anymore. How about it says Vito just literally raped his cat, and it's got a picture of me holding up a Q-tip. Yeah. That's funny. That's good. Q-tip. Picture me holding up a Q-tip.

Yeah, that's funny. That's good. Q-tip. How about it's the Q-tip logo, but somehow we make it say B-P-I-T-U instead of Q-tip. And then there's like Bill Cosby in the background. All right, well, somebody draw that then. Put Bill Cosby next to me as I'm raping a cat. That's the shirt I want to make.

I want to print a thousand of them. What a great fucking idea. I'll get it along with my pet O's shirt that I'm sure I'm going to be on for some reason. You're going to show up and you're going, hey, Vito, look, I printed 200 of these. We could print on demand Pet-O shirts. It's you with the word Pet-O. Hugging a child. Isn't that a dog child? Whatever.

All right. Just play a voicemail. You with a little kid. Yeah, and a dog. Okay. Pet-O's. I think the concept is getting away from you at this point. All right.

All right. All right. This one's about your Fortnite problem. Hey, Dick and Vito. This is Nick from Florida. I am absolutely floored about the presentation of the Fortnite problem this week. First of all, Vito Giswaldi, noted comic book lover and comic book movie lover, is the first one to bring in this problem. First of all, he brought Giswaldi, noted comic book lover and comic book movie lover, is the first one

to bring in this problem. First of all, he brought it in as a problem. But then you've got Soy Massison at the other side of the table there. Me? He's up and swinging his arms everywhere because he wants Rick and Morty in Fortnite, Home Lantern, Call of Duty, and Terminator, Rambo, and Mortal Kombat. Yeah, it's dumb. Everything about this problem from presentation To reception Was absolutely

The most backwards way I thought this would have been received And I don't like it What? Otherwise Dick go fuck yourself Vito Don't go fuck your cat

Thank you Man put Rambo In fucking cereal What are you talking about What are you Oh I don't want Rambo In my cereal I just want

Don't put it in Mortal Kombat Don't put it in Established franchises I don't want to buy another game to play Rambo I want to play Rambo in The Boys game then Don't put it in Call of Duty it's stupid

But then it'll be shitty I want to play Homelander in a fun good game You don't care you're not going to do it anyway I swear to god I'll get that Mortal Kombat game With Omni-Man Who else is going to be in there? Homelander and, I don't know, Freddy Krueger. Look, that sounds fun, but don't call it Mortal Kombat.

Just call it something different. Or make it one of those, like, you know when Marvel, it was Marvel vs. Capcom? That was awesome. Okay, so call it Mortal Kombat vs. the world or something. Yeah, or vs. Capcom. But why? You can do, because you should separate it out from the main. Mortal Kombat.

No, it shouldn't be in the core game. The core game should be a standalone thing. You have to buy it extra. It's down, it's DLC. It's like, come on. It's stupid.

Well. I remember when Soul Calibur 2 added Link from Zelda and I was like, I don't know. I thought that was dumb but then it was fun to play.

It was fun to play but Link did not feel like he belonged. And the Xbox exclusive character designed by Todd McFarlane Was the worst thing To ever show up in Soul Calibur I thought when Link was in Soul Calibur It was like

Kind of like seeing Simpsons porn Because all the All the Everything was All the girls were kind of sexual In that game Yeah And then Link showed up

And I'm like I remember that guy From when I was a kid I don't really want to see him here Yeah It felt weird They put Spawn in the friggin' game The Xbox version

Soul Calibur 2 Each platform had its own crossover character If you had the Xbox version, you had Spawn in there Alright This guy's on Camp Vito Oh boy, my camp Hey Dick, hey Vito Love Oh, boy, my camp. Hey, Dick. Hey, Vito. Love the show.

Appreciate everything you guys do. This doesn't happen often, but I want to come out firmly in Camp Vito. Nice. When it comes to debate, I know I'm a little bit behind. Sorry about that. Debate absolutely is nonsense, and mainly because nobody changes their mind. You're right that it's a theater show. A good example of that is

Have you ever watched street fight videos on YouTube? Yes It's literally the same experience They just scream the same thing over and over Like monkeys, racial puns, nonsense Well Okay I agreed with you by the way

If you want another example of why debate is useless You can watch Nick Ricada saying fucking nothing for six hours. Why'd you go on the show then? Because debate, it's fun. It's funny.

Oh, okay. Like I said, the show wasn't funny. Who else was on there? Sitch and Adam. Sitch and Adam? Yeah, those guys are my new, I think those guys and me

are going to be tight. They were on your side? Yeah, we were all pro-Jew. And Nick Ricada just, The lawyer? Yeah, the lawyer yeah the lawyer really doesn't like those jews for some reason he wants that mean old fuentes to rabble up the troops what do you think uh what do you think people are gonna do with nick fuentes's video is he gonna be like charles manson i just think it's another it's another thing where it goes

like who is nick fuentes well here's a video where he says he wants a holy war. It adds to what people know of this individual. He wants to end the holy war, I think. In the future, when he says, I've never said anything of the sort, we go, well, here you are very clearly saying it. Who are you going to show that to?

Whoever. I don't know. The point is that if you're a public figure, people should be reporting on crazy things you say. I'm sure there's stuff Biden said that you pull out of your hat and you go, oh, look, he's fucking nuts. Like when his granddaughter took a shower late at night so he wouldn't come in there.

Do you remember that? She's a member of the pet-o community, Dick. Oh, yeah, the wrong side. The wrong side. She doesn't want to be a part of that community anymore. What did you think about Hunter's laptop? Did you think they should have withheld that from the world? No.

You think they should have let that through? You got to let people report on it. Who stopped? It was like the news organizations. Every news organization and every big tech company. They didn't want to throw the election at the last minute. Throw it. Yeah. By letting a

weird... People, if you want to click that right-wing watch one real quick. Oh, okay. So, you know, I just went on Twitter and saw that you're working for right-wing watch. And I'm like, what is that? What is that is that i know i go on twitter

and i love seeing like what looks like a mini manic episode when you go on all about these going on with these weird tweets but this feels like something else like i'm pretty sure you yourself are going to get reported to right wing watch within like a week because of the biggest problem well i bring this up because as everyone was saying veto is a snitch and hates free speech i posted a securical tweet saying i've just accepted a job as senior video editor at right wing watch yeah a site that you know monitors the evil alt-right And reports on their goings on

Monitor what Nick Fuentes does Ironically I'm very excited to be joining Their organization And I'm like I went oh people will get this People People are going to get

The joke that I've made here Here's a text from Josh Denny Oh no Oh no Josh Denny At 140 AM Oh, no. Oh, no. Josh Denny at 1.40 a.m. linking to my tweet. I'm going to assume angrily going,

you know this is who tries to get my shows canceled, right? I responded back, when I woke up with you and Carl are both fucking gullible as hell. Because Carl also fell for this. Carl was like, well, of course, Vito. We take on this job and he's taking a stand against the right. I'm like, I figured people would get that. I saw that too. I said, oh, man, he loves, he fucks around with them.

You and Nick Fuentes both making jokes. I'm like, that's not going to go well. Anyway, Josh Denny, you do not have to worry I am not working for Right Wing Watch And I will not be reporting The End Racism Comedy Tour which is still Ongoing right now Get tickets at somewhere

What is it endracism.com You can find tickets to Josh Denny's comedy show And I will not be reporting on it Don't worry Josh you're safe You're safe okay you're safe oops oh i deleted that one all right hey dick hey vo i felt like you guys were a little bit unfair when it came to the sound of freedom oh i've seen that movie like three times now jesus christ i to tell you, it's, uh, excuse me, sir?

Sir? Who's that you're with? That's your daughter? Okay. Okay. Can you confirm that for me, please? Miss? Miss?

If you are, if you are being trafficked, can you give me a thumbs up or a wink or a smile or an okay symbol? That way I know I should call the cops. Call the cops anyway, just to be safe. Okay, sir, I'm sorry. I just saw the sound of freedom for the third time. You've got to be really aware of child trafficking. You've got to be aware. And she's very trafficable, if I'm going to be honest with you.

But, uh, you've got to look out. Yeah, so anyways, guys, you should give it a chance. I'm going to do honest But uh Yeah so anyways Guys you should give them a good chance I'm going to do that to parents from now on I'm going to say you know you got to be careful Because your child is very trafficable How much for the little girl? That was a trick I don't think we got to bring up that tweet yet

Where somebody was like listen If you see you know a kid at the store Even if there's only a 1 in 10 chance They're being trafficked You know you should check in with them the store, even if there's only a one in 10 chance they're being trafficked, you know, you should check in with them. And I'm like, one in, you think one in 10 kids is being child trafficked? I should just go up to random kids at the store and go, hey, is that guy your dad or a rapist? Let me know right now. I'm trying to help you.

This is helpful. Me traumatizing you in a public place. You guys are fucking nuts. Leave the kids. They should do place. You guys are fucking nuts. Leave those kids alone. As certain people would say, leave those kids alone. Leave those kids. Literally leave those kids alone, please. For the love of God.

Here's another one. Hey, Vito. This is, well, it doesn't matter who I am. I was on YouTube, and I saw the quartering post of the video about Elon Musk and Rumble. And he brought up one of your tweets. And then the quartering guy said, this is a guy most well known for defending the movie Cuties unironically. Is that really what quartering said? Oh, my God.

I think I'm more well known for More shit than that man I still have not seen cuties Is that really what the quartering said? I don't know I guess so Defending cuties? So is Rumble They wouldn't host cuties?

I have no idea Let's upload some clips and see I'm never gonna feel bad That I said that movie was valid What do you call it? That who was trying to take it down? That stupid motherfucking politician. Ted Cruz.

Yeah, Ted Cruz was trying to get it taken down as part of his stupid. He's also going after Bud Light, saying that Bud Light, it was like illegal for them to advertise with a trans lady because some kid might see it. I'm like, yeah, this is all useless political theater and I don't know why you're all falling for it. And I've been proven right every time. Because they're retarded. I can help you with that. When I said sound of freedom, it's obvious lies. It's obvious lies

in political theater. It is very specifically built to push a specific purpose and that purpose is to promote a certain group of whatever the fuck as caring about kids in another group. Charity scam. Yeah. Charity scam. There's a lot there. Did you see Jim Caviezel went on Twitter and he's like

Donald Trump is basically Moses and we're going to save all these kids and I'm like, okay, it's right there in front of you. That's why they made the movie. I know this benefits you so you don't want to talk about it. You're like, no, maybe he is the new Moses Oh no I think that was a scam

I mean Jim Caviezel is Fucking I played a clip of him Talking on my show About what? He's talking about How he's willing to die And God put him on this earth

Like just crazy shit Yeah I think he's part crazy Schizophrenia Ironically Ironically Adrena Chrome was First researched on To help guys with schizophrenia like Jim Caviezel.

Yes. But it has no other sort of hallucinogens or medical. Ironically, the only reason we know about it was because we thought it would fix schizophrenia. But it doesn't. I did see a lot of pushback from Christians because he said, Donald Trump is Moses, but I'm still Jesus. And Christians are like, you're really not supposed to call yourself Jesus, even as like a joke, man.

I just don't want to be done with all this Christian shit. I think he thinks of himself, though. I think he thinks I was cast as Jesus for a reason. He's crazy, bro. God purposefully gave me that role. Yeah, he's fucking crazy. It's like, yeah, he's nuts. He's an actor.

They're the lowest of the low, scum of the earth, the dumbest, most neurotic, narcissistic people on the fucking planet the low scum of the earth the dumbest most neurotic narcissistic people on the fucking planet uh every single one of them he's not any different tall quartering followers uh i'm never gonna apologize for defending cuties get over it let's upload some q scripts let's go on rumble free speech yeah free speech man put up the whole movie they wouldn't even care they just delete it and we would go good good good Free speech man put up the whole movie She loves the whole movie They wouldn't even care they'd just delete it And everyone would go good

Free speech only matters until we're mad about it Okay I think Shut it down This is uh yeah this is fine Let's do some super chats Guys don't forget to vote on all the problems that big Are you fucking kidding me you assholes You voted it to 50-50 on purpose?

Fuck you. You fucking idiots. Fine, we'll do it. Fine, we're going to do the shirt. We'll do the shirt. I hope you guys are happy. We're going to do the shirt. It's going to be a cool shirt.

And then are we also doing a logo shirt or what? Maybe later. You can't do two at once. You're just blowing fucking money. Okay, we'll lead off. It seems like the WWE shirt is leading by 2%, so we'll lead with that one. They're fucking around because 2% of people are too stupid to know the joke. That's the...

I don't know if they're fucking around. I think just people are split on what they want. Anyway, guys, vote on all the problems at biggestproblem.show. You can put up the poll somewhere else if you want to keep the poll going. I don't know. I don't give a shit. Don't forget to subscribe to the show at patreon.com slash biggestproblem and back.by slash biggestproblem.

Don't forget to get your super chats in now because we're very excited to hear from you, the pet-o community. It's a surprise we've never gotten a an snl sketch or something like that koof for two thank you for not killing yourselves thank you koof koof for two not we did have a missed tbf last week oh yeah i was going to try and brainstorm some sort of punishment for dick and i still have failed at it it should just be me saying i'm gay yeah it should just be i well you just said it i poop and i'm a homosexual that's what dame pesos made me say let's get a sound clip of that and i'll play that okay

dick has said it it's easy everybody's like oh he should eat horseradish and stuff one guy's like you should just finger his asshole and then try to come on what are you fucking did you see the punishment they have for carl they were talking about He's gonna drive 10 hours to like Ohio or something Yeah I'm like wow that's stupid That's not even funny I said do the NPC The NPC thing

I thought that was funny Make Carl do the Ooh roses Crunchy corn No spicy Clean my room I don't even know how it works What happens is you can donate

Stupid little things on TikTok And they have to say Depending on which one. Well, whichever one gets sent. So if you send them a spicy pepper, they go, no spicy. If you send them corn, they go, crunchy corn. And then they eat. But does it like know if they're saying it or not?

No. Oh. They're just reacting to it as it shows up. Oh, that's dumb. What do you think? Yeah, of course it's dumb. Why did you think it was not dumb? I thought it had like technology to see if they were saying it or not.

They're just doing it on their own? No, they're just doing it on their own. You thought there was like a check system? Yeah, why not? Would it take away the money they spent if they didn't say it? They just couldn't get it. Like they would have to say it in order to get the money. How am I going to make that?

That's like if I don't read the Super Chat, they get the money back. Yeah, that's better. No, it's it's not better for women yeah not for us all right so that you want the women to have to say the whole point of technology is to be rid of some women yeah all right and punish them yeah well guys donate some galaxies for us uh koof wants you to a dog treat that's stupid dumb username username for five Last time Vito Didn't flag anyone He went on InfoWars I wonder what hilarious thing He'll follow up with this time

I'm gonna be Nick Fuentes' Right hand man If history is any indication I'm gonna talk a bunch of shit About Nick Fuentes And I'm gonna be Hanging out with him I guess Cozy channel

Yeah he's gonna go to Mar-a-Lago I don't know man I'm more Team Ralph The Ralph of Mail Is killing it Folks He's killing it

He had total Total Ralph-a-victory Amnesty To all of his He has all of his Totally amnesty Who's taking him up

On that so far I saw you had a Discussion with Null A lot of people Him and Null Were like on a thing I thought Null hated him Or maybe they're just

Tired of hating I think they're just Bored of hating I think they're just Bored of hating each other Honestly Well now that Ralph's See Ralph's sober Yeah

Ralph's a mean Motherfucker Oh yeah When he's He's been you know Uh Whatever When he

Inebriated and stuff Yeah But now that he's got Full faculties He's firing on all cylinders A lot of people get mean when they get drunk. But Ralph, when he's sober, he's the meanest motherfucker on the planet.

It's been pretty savage. Like a couple days of sobriety, he destroyed Leafy. Destroyed Nick Fulano. He got Sneeko on there and made him confess to doing coke and MDMA. Which is not halal. And all Ralph

did to do this was just say keep going spam chat spam chat spam and I thought there's no fucking way

this is gonna work and then the next thing I know he's on there playing this asinine game of telephone with Nick

making Leafy look like a fucking tool yeah it was wild it's been a wild week but it was wild a lot of Ralph W's week. It was wild. A lot of Ralph W's this week.

Kyle Baxter for two. Thanks for the quality of entertainment. Absolutely, Kyle. Pop quiz for a big 20. Mo money. Mo biggest problems. Thanks, pop quiz. Britsman for five. What are Vito's favorite kind of cats? Okay. Mine half TB feral cats because they get rid of the vermin.

Diamond G. 5.55. The super the vermin. Diamond G, 555. The super chat is in. Thank you, Diamond G. Not fast enough. Annie Orion for two. This is a $2 super chat with text in it. Thank you, Annie. Stray Beans for three.

Eric July's reason for the warehouse made sense. No, it doesn't. Not when you add up the fucking money. Nothing makes sense if it costs $17.50 to ship a comic, you fucking idiots. And not when you have eight warehouse guys. What's the reason? I mean, it's too long to make sense. Hey, shithead, if your reason is this long for shipping a fucking comic, you're wrong.

He's saying because of the number of possible variations of items to ship, but he honestly doesn't have that many variations. How many variations Do you have 20, 30, 60 If he handled The signed covers himself Which he could just do

From his house And had them handle The bulk stuff You think that will cost 1750 There's so many SKUs It'll cost fucking Seven

So what do the guys Now that they've shipped His shitty comic Shitty unreadable comic What do they do all day Sit around folding boxes? By the way, did you know he hired his bassist as his financial officer? Somebody told me that.

Fucking amazing, dude. I'm Bill S. Preston Esquire. I run the finances around here. Good job, Eric, you dumb fuck. I know, it's fun to give all your friends jobs. During ISOM's campaign, we sold 51,000 orders, 100,000 individual items with nearly 5,000 variations. Yeah, but the variation is like large hat or like large shirt or extra large shirt. Except they charge per SKU, man.

They charge to store SKUs. Yeah. That's it. And a dollar per item. They don't, it's not $17.50 to ship. I think he's spending too much money, but whatever. Whatever. He thinks he's not.

Back on the chat. You know, you know stray beans. Fuck you. Dwabwinkle has a triple exclamation point, which I will dismiss because two is the correct number. Red for five. Vito, you need to stop eating Raising Cane's if you want to lose that weight. Again, it's like white meat chicken. It's not great,

but it's like there's way worse shit you could be eating. The fries are the bad part And I don't finish the fries Uh The soda's the bad part Soda's the bad part Yeah Yeah

Uh Candice Marie for five Can we get biggest problem In the universe shirts yet Wow Preferably with that Retro looking sunset theme Oh yeah

The vapor wave Yeah Well We could We could come up with A couple different shirts and see about stocking them up i don't know you know what ask fucking ship bob i so eric july did that stupid animation yeah so i emailed the animation company and said hey how much i want i really love i was

really impressed by the animation you did how much could i get the same one and they said well we can't get into exact figures but it cost more than a hundred thousand dollars a hundred thousand dollars you spent on a one minute animation animation reel, which was completely unnecessary. So let's get a fucking 10 paragraphs of why that was, why that dumb animation trailer was so fucking necessary. Dude, spending $100,000 on that makes no financial sense. Email ShipBob. Go for it. Yeah.

Show me how fucking dumb I am that I don't know anything about fulfillment or shipping. You're so fucking smart. You can read. bob now they should respond and say well actually it would only cost this much money to have that many skews in our warehouse uh we're working on shirts is the point nick says we can only have one shirt because he's a mean old grinch yeah but uh maybe i am maybe we'll figure out see i'm the Eric July In this situation Yes you are You get too many Spears Like I'm not spending 20 I'm not spending A thousand dollars

On posters You just got 70 grand Like you business geniuses Oh god I swear to fucking god If I turn around For a second If I turn around

For a fucking second It's just money Going out the fucking window You're not allowed To make fun of Eric July Trusting his basis With the money When you let Carl

Run that fucking live show What if the tickets Were like a dollar And What if we like Gave everybody Like a free massage ticket And

He's just giving it away Mr. Mr. Generous Carl Just throwing money Out the window Mayor of town Antagonist for two

Shout out to AV Please continue eating shrimp lemon sake for two two of dick's fat friends ruined fuentes rally i love how everything revolves around dick so he's got 5 000 skews yeah okay what what could be the possible price per skew i don't know 10 bucks 20 bucks yeah so you're at 50 you're at a hundred thousand dollars to process all these goddamn skis without negotiating at all you're telling me that you're telling me that you're spending less than that in your fucking eight person warehouse that you bought which means you have a fucking at minimum a lease at minimum a five-year fucking lease and you're paying uh

health insurance workers comp and uh accident insurance see that's that's where the numbers didn't work for me as i was like okay that might make sense until you get into the salaries of the guys you're paying to work the warehouse. I can maybe understand that having the warehouse is cheaper, but you need the labor to ship and pack everything. Stub your fucking toe if you're going to correct me about business. About fucking math, logistics math. My warehouse is going to be run to ship shape lemon sake for another two says the same thing dumb username for 10 dick it's too bad you stopped reading gans after the big boob girl dies because she gets replaced by a bigger boob girl who dies when you sick her and is replaced by another big bo girl. I don't know if you saw the comment where somebody said

some guy was like, can you guys stop spoiling things on the show? No. So, first of all, we haven't really spoiled anything, and second of all, fuck you. A bunch of girls die in Gantz and it's cool. It's Rosebud with his sled. Yeah, they totally fucking spoiled that movie for me. Well, they were saying

we spoiled Gantz by saying at one point an alien has Hitler's head And I'm like I don't know man A lot of shit A lot of shit Happens in Gantz That is the like

Least of the spoilers That I can give For that fucking comic At the end of Back to the Future He's got a hover car Oh my god They go back to

Cowboy times In the third one Michael winning For five dollars With two exclamation points Yes two exclamation points Let's see who can Get that number up $5 with two exclamation points. Let's see who can get that number up the highest for two exclamation points. Lemon Sake with a third time tries a super

chat saying two of Dick's fat friends are in Nick's rally. I love this. Whatever glitch is going on where people super chat over and over. Keep it up. I love it. Keep it going. John Rister 5. Mr. Abtruse is not gay. I saw him walking in the park with Crowderder Another alpha male They were holding hands

Like true friends There you go Black Angus reviews for 2 Mel Gibson Directing Hitler Caused a lot of controversy But you know you'd go see it And everybody would

It'd be too long though With Mel Gibson in charge It'd be way too long It'd be long 5 hour Hitler movie 3 hours You can give me a nice 3 hour Director's cut

Dennis Dilwade for 50 Big dollars No long five hour hitler movie you can give me a nice three hour director's cut uh dennis dill wait for 50 big dollars no dick and veto no a lmo's are real also the biggest problem in the universe is third world drivers did you know a lmaos are real dick yeah yeah same i have no idea what that means five or so an alien i would shoot it right in the fucking face is that hey is that incitement that i'm saying that i don't know where's the alien from yeah part of the alien world is he from it's not part of the alien world that takes a lot of taxes from another bigger part of the alien stop it stop it stop it farfetched nukin for 10 can we talk about how Vito snitched again Wah wah

Vito I like you dude But you have to Stop doing that Apparently I don't Have to stop doing that And when I do it Elon Musk Rewards me

With attention And likes This reaction Made me no longer Feel bad about Your first snitching Thank you Now I think

You could snitch All the time Because this is Fucking retarded Dude everybody's clutching their fucking pearls man I don't care about I'm not trying to get Nick Fuentes banned from Rumble I don't give a shit about that at all

if anything I want him on Rumble so I can make more viral tweets about what a piece of shit are you allowed to say on Rumble then you're not allowed to say we're in a holy war in our because of the strength of our resolve we're not gonna get killed we're gonna kill them you're not allowed to say that in Rumble. That seems like the letter of the law to me.

Yeah, so your free speech platform lied to you, and it's not my fault. I guess the guys writing their TOS really had their own idea of what free speech is. It kind of aligns with whatever DeSantis is saying free speech means, whatever he signed it. I'm sure I don't know any of these things because I'm so dumb. I don't know why we have to pretend like Rumble is not going to end up just being YouTube. It just is. It already is going to end up just being YouTube. Like, it just is. It already is.

They already did just... It'll be worse because no advertisers will go on it. Right-wing people don't click on ads. Right. Well, at least you can sign up for locals. Jason Reed for 15... Anyway, Farvin Nugent,

thanks for the 10 to call me a snitch. You're an idiot. Jason Reed for 15. Yeah, he ended up paying 20, which I love. Jason Reed for 15 Yeah he ended up paying 20 Which I love Jason Reed for 15 Do you know if Mr. July's 787 word tweet Is meant to be

Ferociously taking down Richard Or you And you Or just him coping about His imminent warehouse Warehouse sized hole In his wallet It's obviously a cope

This is It's obviously a Well I'm broke But I did everything right Like the reason I'm Fucking, but I did everything right. Like the reason I'm fucking, the reason I'm fucking broke is because I had to service the customers with a million different versions of everything. And because I did that, I had to get my own warehouse and hire my basement, my basis and all my friends and do nothing while I sat around arguing online instead of writing comics.

That's why I'm broke. I mean, I'm looking forward to, please give me more money in five ten years when eric july has to put out the here's why my comic book company failed but we were we had our hearts in the right place video you know i'll laugh all over that and write in everyone's fucking face well eric how about just don't spend a hundred thousand dollars on a minute of animation produced by an expensive American animation agency that does ads for like Eminem and Fortnite. Just find somebody cheaper. Pay a kid on DeviantArt to make it.

Just don't do it. Don't do it at all. It's such a waste of time. Black Maddox, man. Maddox would do the same shit. He paid some idiot like 50 grand for his biggest problem website. Yeah. I remember.

Or his best debate website. Sorry. When that animation came out, you said to me, you're like, he must have paid a fortune for that. And I honestly gave him the benefit of the doubt. And I said, no, he's not that dumb. I bet he paid a fan like five grand to do it or something. Somebody else. He paid more than $100,000 on a minute of animation that he did not need.

Somebody else DMed me. I said, you know how fucking expensive that is? It takes eight hours to do five seconds of animation. He goes, oh, yeah, it's probably like $5,000. I was like, oh, man, you guys. You guys are living in fucking Phoenix. I just thought he got some amateur to do it. Internet's dead.

Turn the thermostat down. Stop making animations over there. One shit at a time, Vito. You just did a fucking, you just did a $70, on kickstarter give these people some breathing room oh god i just assumed he got like some kid who was gonna do it for like a school pro you know like a dumb something for his real dumb people do dumb literally went to an like an ad agency it was like a rape agency doing a kickstarter i need a minute of television quality animation. He probably went with his tank top on with his hair all squirting out of his arms like a Play-Doh fun factory. Well, Riley's going to take care of that one day.

Someday Riley's going to shave that man. Anyway, Rick for two. Vito, I'll be voting for Nick. Hashtag Fuentes2036. Well, good luck to you guys and your burgeoning political campaign. It'll give me more fodder for my new role as a civilian journalist andrew johnson for five the only thing i remember about cunning 2012 is the arrest the creator got arrested for jerking off in public in san diego hashtag awareness is

that where that came from that's where that came from i didn't know that that's what south park was making fun of now i'll be let's be real He wasn't jerking off But he had like a manic episode Where he ripped off all his clothes And he was screaming at cars Yeah, it's even better He wasn't jerking off on the cars As far as I know

It's a hard way to add Odd thing to add For something that's already funny He's jacking off over there We got that classic song out of it Come on Jagging it Jagging it

Jagging it Voted up Voted up Do a voted up one somebody. Do a voted up with that song. Riley's here for a big 50. The last thing Eric did before blocking me and making his employees block me on Twitter was insisting to me that he's actually paying two editors. That'll show us. Oh yeah. He's saying that Calvary is right. Yeah. Which it isn't. So he's saying that that's a hat tip he says here comes the calvary

the hill that jesus died on he says that's a that's a that's a secret that's foreshadowing i'm like well i don't know what you think foreshadowing is but he says that's foreshadowing for someone who's coming so i said the the hill is coming like you could i i can't hold that again look any book Even like a Marvel or DC book You're gonna have an occasional Misspelling or whatever Yeah but they don't go on afterwards And say that was right

It's like Easy fuck up That's been the problem with Eric July Is if he just had Any amount of humbleness And said Hey you know what That is a minor error

Thanks for pointing it out We'll correct it in the next edition That's all you gotta say I wouldn't have destroyed his business if he had just had any humility. Let me just admit, oh, we've made some mistakes, but we're trying our best. You know, we're a new company. Every new company is going to make mistakes, but we're really excited about the product. I'm going to destroy it.

I've done everything right. I'm a business genius the world has never seen. He's trying to Kanye it. He's trying to be Kanye. Let me axomatically Edumacate you On the interdealings Of the So we have the

SQs Up here And the reason You know what I noticed About Eric July Idiots too Yeah Anytime you say

He does something dumb They'll go Oh so you gotta pick On a black man Black man's like You guys You guys make everything About race

I thought that was You get upset That the other guys Do that You guys make fucking Every Even Nina When I was You get upset that everyone That the other guys do that You guys make fucking every Even Nina when I was on Nick's show I was like yeah it sucks She goes oh cause he's black Sure yeah

God Nina I mean I don't know Another one of those dumb cunts Oh I like Nina Well she was another one Oh no she's married I don't care She tweeted

She was another one tweeting Vito said he wasn't gonna snitch and then he went and he snitched It's not snitching I'm reporting it's the same Thing you guys do with your stupid channels Fuck off all of you Fuck off all you guys do is report on Stupid shit people say and I do it And you're mad because you're on rumble and it might

Hurt you Why do I rumble anything I don't care what happens to rumble Jay Cristo for $19.99 Exclamation points are the Q-tips of the keyboard Two tips up, folks Braves Ryan for $10 Kulan Vito for blocking me on Twitter over a dumb comment

And his Nick meltdown Now I regret paying $100 for your dumb comic I wasn't going to read anyway Well, I'll unblock Give me your Twitter and I'll block you too here's what people don't understand you can get unblocked just send me a message anywhere else and i'll unblock you instantly i don't actually care uh but let's be clear i had like a thousand fucking groipers just constantly spamming all my and i was just like i'm just gonna block i don't care what you i don't care what money you gave me on If you say anything weird to me, I'll block you.

Just understand I'm blocking like 100 people because all they're doing is posting, well, here's the reason you're a pedophile. Block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block, block. Okay? If you're a fan of the show and you want to be unblocked, send me a message at the BPITU because I check that Twitter infrequently

and I'll see your thing. I've started going now when people say like, oh, that joke was out of line. Can you unblock me? I say, kill yourself. No, don't say that. I used to unblock them. Don't say that, though. I used to unblock them.

You're going to get banned from Twitter. You can't say that. No, I say kiss your sister. I saw you post like a KYS. I did get, I got temporarily. Did you get temporarily hit for that? Yeah. Don't do that

When I saw that I was like Don't do that That's not like It means kiss your sister That's Well you would hope Now I'm gonna say

Kiss your sister I said die mad And I don't understand How that's against the rules Now you know what Nick Fuentes Shut up No cause die mad

Means I don't want you To die immediately I mean I want you To live the rest of your life So angry That when you die You're still mad About what happened here today. That's the same thing Nick said.

No, that's not. We will not die. We will make them die. We will make them die after 100 years of prosperity and love. Yes. Okay. We'll kill them with kindness. It's a little different.

Fatics are great for five. Typical liberal thinking. Vito thinks he's literally the only human being with thoughts and agency and he's correct because he's so smart thank you for that dominic too i really don't think he's snitching and dominic gets it dicky for 20 what if the nazis get more guns you get more guns than them that's the american way yes that's obvious it's an arms race Fatix for five Jewish life and human Oh my Jesus Christ Fatix no

Fatix says All hail the Jews I love the Jews And every Jewish Well he was satirically Doing a Nick Flantes Slogan A fake one

Supporting Nick Flantes Sure I know he's making fun Of him I think But it's not good Beard hair Flosser for 20 Hey Dick and Vito

Thank you for this ongoing Eric July saga There are a great number Of errors in Ericic's book report about his warehouse and trucks i'm considering it was a book report i'm considering posting my revision to twitter could be funny i think you should absolutely address eric's fantastic book report he wrote about the importance of warehouses i don't need to know the specifics To know that $17.50 is too much To ship a comic book Okay but he's lying when he says that

He needs people to believe that I don't think he is If his cost for a comic is $17.50 to print it and ship it He's fucked Yes I'm telling you Fire everyone you have in there if that's the case They'll probably have severance or something He probably did He probably prepaid

him for four years. His bassist has probably got a golden parachute clause in his fucking contract. I know where all the bodies are buried. I know where the van is buried. Anyway, I look forward, beard, hair, flosser, to your correction of the book report. Pop quiz for five. Money for the

fillet. Yes. Coup for two. Thank you for your defense of the fish Filet of fish absolutely Dwab winkle for ten vetoes right Biopic bio pronounced like in Biography pick like in picture Biography picture Biography

Biopic Biopic Biopic Biography Biography Biopic Biopic Biography Well you don't say Biography I don't know I think it's Biography

Look it up Go to like one of those YouTube like how to pronounce Last week Okay I'll look it up later I think I'm right Boxer5 Having been forced to eat

That garbage fish sandwich For Lent as a kid Made me hate fish for years That sandwich deserves To be shat on Yeah but you You just associate it With all the rape

So That's why you hate it mr black for two dac should say i heart small tits after missing a tbf no you should say i hate a domi tanaka you should say i hope hatomi tanaka never messages me uh iron martyr for 50 dollars that hurts too much says call to Crim Getting a job Get a job Crim Come on Get a job Crim

Fucking act together JJ for 10 Putting the Rumble watermark On the video Made it look like They were promoting the speech Not just platforming it No it didn't

It made it look like It was on Rumble Because Rumble is More interesting to people Than anything else Apocalypse Ad po I don't care

Do they Do they do Everyone had a problem With the watermark thing, but I don't understand. Because here's the problem with it. Anytime you post... Even what you posted, everybody said, well, that didn't stream on Rumble.

It streamed on Cozy, which was a lie. That was an absolute lie. It was, but even with the Rumble logo, they're like, oh, but that didn't stream on Rumble. So if there was no logo on it, everyone would have just ran with the lie for some crazy fucking reason. It's hard to defend. it's hard to say you shouldn't put the watermark on if all that spreads is the is the video on its own with no context right you know what i mean yeah like you

have no ability to to contextualize this other than what's in the frame so i know how to make you could put streamed on rumble I guess Like I could have put streamed On Rumble Let's be clear like This is an imperfect science I'm not Sitting there with a team of Jewish engineers Going how can we possibly save the Jewish Race in the most effective way possible I went

Okay you can barely hear the motherfucker So I'm gonna put subtitles Some people might not know who Nick Fuentes And Sneeko are so I'm gonna put their some people might not know who nick fuentes and sneeko are so i'm gonna put their names at the top and then because rumble is newsworthy and like people are interested not everyone is in on the gay model circuit buying and selling coke and mdma so they don't know who sneeko is exactly i was just like i think the more information i give the more interesting this tweet will be and more people will retweet it. And that's what happened.

So I was right. I don't think anyone thought it was promoting it. When does that ever happen? No, I didn't even see anybody responding to it saying, I can't believe Rumble hosted. Honestly, nobody cared about that at all. There were just people who wanted to get one over on you. But yeah, honestly, the only people who said Anything about the Rumble watermark were people

Who were defending Rumble I didn't see anybody attacking Rumble Because of the video, like, maybe there was one or two But I didn't see them The adpocalypse should hit Ten times harder than it ever did But the only reason YouTube gets away With everything, this guy says the adpocalypse

Was caused by YouTube He's saying I'm gonna cause the same thing that made youtube advertisers the only reason youtube gets away with all the censorship they do is because all the big creators on youtube refuse to go after the censors if or the the sponsors if all the creators went after hello fresh hair whatever the fuck wicks whatever company's advertising on youtube all the censorship would fucking disappear. If they said, why are you advertising on YouTube who has unfairly censored this video, blah, blah, blah. You have a good point. Anyway,

guys, I can't apologize for being really good at getting my stuff on Twitter to trend and providing as much context as I think is relevant. Yeah. And the fact that it's like, well, the only possible reason you would put it there is because you want Nick Fuentes to be banned on Rumble. I'll say it again. I do not care about Nick Fuentes getting banned on Rumble.

I care about getting a lot of retweets. And that's what happened. And Elon Musk gave me two exclamation points. And that's two more than any of you have. It's good to know that Rumble's not free speech. Yeah. And I exposed Rumble. You should all be thanking me.

Peter Hansman for five. And I exposed Rumble You should all be thanking me Peter Hansman for five Eric pretending he used Calvary with an E Instead of Calvary with an A On purpose Cavalry

Was as embarrassing As that giant tweet wall Yes Uh huh Clive Trapp Detroit for ten Road watch rage style TBITU shirt

Would be tits Okay you got it There you go Coup for five Talking animals would make Eating meat horrifyingly immoral It already is I would prefer to think

That my steak did not Come from a rational being With free will Well it did Could eat people And not have that problem Well maybe it would help Maybe we'd like

Give it to cows And cows would say like I want to kill all the Jews And we'd go Oh let's eat all these fuckers You know Cows are like Racist assholes

Women would be even fatter Than they are now Yeah exactly We'd have a reason Claptrap for ten Would like the Road rage style shirt Would like

Do you think that Black labs would Like have a Black labs would have what? Like a different kind of Okay We're just gonna skip Right over whatever

You're going towards He says Make the ice Some fan artist shirt too No No Dumb username for five Hamilton sucks

Biggest problem is There's no Andrew Jackson musical That's true Would that be him Just like Like having sex With black ladies Let's do it

Tickets for five Vito has his lumberjack And rapping shirt on There has to be A sick fucking rhyme Is this my rapping shirt Must be I just like this shirt

It's a good look for me Underground flex for five Y'all should get Ben Avery in the studio or go on Lemon Party. Okay. I have not listened to that show. Tickets for five. Says he likes my shirt, and he said it another four times.

Cara Froh, moderator of the Stars with a big $25. Great show as always. Thank you, Cara. Shred 2010 for 10. I agree with the Filet-O-Fish problem. They're good, and people who dog on them Usually make fun of Anything topical

Due to lack of personality Sorry about your cat My key had the same Problem My key? What's your key? Like of cocaine? Yeah I don't know

What kind of animal that is I didn't get TBF'd Did I? That's what I'm trying to see Snazzy Raz for 10 Keep it simple, Vito I think that's the name of her cat One shirt is a perfect start for the show

Okay, we'll do one Queen Maeve for 10 What would your cat have to say about your eating habits, Vito? That might be why he's eating drain cleaner There's nothing left I feed those cats fine Oh, Mother Hubbard I think he went looking for water

And he licked up all the water around the toilet And there was some drain cleaner on the floor. Code if Picaru for five would rather have Vito next to me in the HW than the false libertarians at Rumble. P.S. The best filet of fishes are in the UK. Or sorry, the UK. P.P.S.

The SEC won't let me be. Thanks, Code. H. Punch for five. Careful trying to get Vito to lose weight. Ethan, Ralph, and Maddox made best friends They're mortal enemies for less Okay Okay Panicpun for five

Doesn't Jim Caviezel think he's Jesus Because he was struck by lightning While he was on the cross during Passion of the Christ Possibly I have not heard that story Oh yeah he got hit by lightning Jesus Christ Or maybe a grip did

Somebody on that set got hit I mean if he's claiming responsibility For someone else getting hit by lightning. Jesus Christ. Or maybe a grip did. Somebody on that set got hit. I mean, if he's claiming responsibility for someone else getting hit by lightning, that's not great. Go down a little more. Oh my god, we got a bunch. Go down and up. And there we go.

Before Christians. Security booty juice for eight. Before Christians start crusading against child trafficking, maybe they should start clearing PDF files out of Catholic and evangelical institutions. Yeah, great point. That would be good. But they need to go. They got rid of so many of the pedophiles in church.

They need to go all the way to Colombia or Tibet to find pedophiles instead of just going to church. Yeah, there is a lot of easy ways to stop this child trafficking, and a lot of them can be done right at home. PSI Chris for two says, two shirts. You're gonna need a warehouse. I think we should do a GoFundMe for the warehouse, guys. I think we need one. Fill it with all sorts of cool stuff. Could have games in there.

I can't wait till July's whole thing goes under. See, that's what people don't understand. I'm going to laugh so fucking hard. They're like, why are you so mad at it? I'm like, I just know it's going to fail. I just like, I know. Because he's making bad art. Unless something changes, it's going to fail.

People, his success makes stupid people that I hate feel good about themselves. So I want him to fail so they go back to feeling bad. I also don't care what that means about me. That is what I want. I have a deep knowledge of the history of like the comic industry on many levels. And I've looked at like how various comic publishers went out of business or were forced to sell all their assets to the bigger guys or you know ended up collapsing due to corruption yeah and every mistake that they made is the same shit eric july is doing which is like hey i had one big hit time to buy a gigantic warehouse and throw my money at unnecessary shit

yeah so it just seems like a train wreck waiting to happen. That's all. Carafro for five. What do you think about Alex Stein getting his fight canceled over turkey dogs? Y'all going to have him on soon. I actually was DMing with Alex Stein before the show. Oh, yeah? And I said, for those of you who don't know, he was scheduled to fight a Muslim fighter. Yeah.

Threw hot dogs at the man Famously the Muslims not fans of pork It was taken as a racial Should have thrown underage girls at him Well they would have liked that I just don't want to admit it He was removed from the fight He's not allowed to fight for disgracing Allah Even though it turned out

That the hot dogs were turkey dogs Yeah And I have a little bit of inside baseball The manager of this Muslim fighter Knew that they were going to be turkey dogs He arranged it ahead of time He cleared everything Yeah

The fighter didn't know Because he wanted to get the real reaction from him But he's telling me I don't know I don't know how much I could say But let's just say The Saudis are involved with this fight on some level This happy punch organization or something

And apparently they're just so mad about Fucking Islam shit that they Won't let him fight now it's an Ad right what's an ad the Whole thing what he this Is an ad yeah well they took Him off the card I don't know oh Okay they're saying he's not allowed to fight

I don't want to like mess up the joke for everyone Supposedly he's not allowed to fight if they don't want to mess up the joke for everyone. Supposedly, he's not allowed to fight. If they're going to let him come back and it's all good kayfabe. But from what I understand, this is serious that he's not going to be allowed to fight because of what he did. Oh. If I'm wrong. I'll put my serious face on.

I think they should reinstate him. I think they, you know. I thought it was a good joke to throw a bunch of hot dogs at a guy. Maybe enough public pressure will put the really screw this on. You think it's all a work? I don't know. A guy that trolls everyone. Trolls a guy.

I don't know if it's a work. If it's a work, it's a good work. Because I'm falling for it. I can't believe he got the whole thing fucked up because of turkey hot dogs that the guy knew about. I don't know what's happening. Diamond G for $2.22. I hope it's fun it's funny i watched it it was funny it was really funny the fighter reacted pretty seemed pretty genuine he seemed very upset i don't know and maybe it's a work diamond g for 222 don't make dick's face too big on the shirt please

okay we'll make it gigantic gun range of 10 biggest problem in the universe or biggest problem bpita what is that biggest problem in the asshole but it's dry heat people a subset of macho weathermen but more prevalent no one cares it what's dry heat is pain in the when it's 110 outside an oven is also dry heat going one please review oppenheimer excitement are we gonna see bar too late I fucked up I'm I didn't realize that it was this week yeah I'm gonna see it so I'll do a review Jerry S for five I got veto with a TBF last week can I get an ISC drop no that's not how we have to punish Dick because he missed it yeah I've been nougat for five Dick I want to hear the update on your sewage thing are they fixing it no Riley for. Riley for five. While on the topic, stop messaging me

whenever Dick or Vito blocks you. You can message the biggest problem account, but Dick probably won't unblock you. I probably will because I don't care.

Yeah, I'm done. I don't care anymore. Just make a new account. Michael winning for two. Block me if you want. It only makes me harder. Alex winning for five. Schwarzenegger plus Weathers.

Jacked handshake shirt design voted up Predator yeah Brainiac for 10 Vito will definitely lose The weight in my next six months of his patreon Will go to Vito loses Oh it's getting done baby that one guy For 20 I'm just gonna eat filet of fish that's

It okay no bun how many To No bun a day This is what like of the 800 calories? There's no way you're going to eat that much That little That little How many Mountain Dews?

Maybe I'll have the fries How many gallons of Mountain Dew? I don't drink a gallon of Mountain Dew I drink one And it's not even Mountain Dew It's Mountain Dew energy drink And it's different Oh, okay

It's got a nice sweet sour tang That keeps me coming back That one guy for 20 Dick should have to say, I support our military and they are severely underfunded. Yeah. That's pretty good. Jim Satala for 5. Vito Elon didn't give you any recognition. You were proud

of that chode. Ian Miles Chungus. All you did was give that tool more attention. You should have called him Ian Miles Chode. Everybody really hates Ian Miles Chung. I get it. You get that why they people hate him? Yeah. Yeah. Me and him have a little understanding. Let's just say that. Everybody really hates Ian Miles Cheong I get it You get that Why people hate him Yeah Yeah Me and him have a little understanding Let's just say that

What's that understanding That he retweets me All the fucking time Oh he does Yeah Oh I didn't know that Oh dude VNN

He helped a lot of that shit Go viral Cause I would be like Yo retweet this And he would do it for me So So you guys are idiots You guys go

Oh I hate Ian Miles Cheong And I'm like Oh I can use Ian Miles Cheong To my benefit I forget he said something Where I was like Eh Cause I used to not care about him

But he said He started doing all that Grooming shit And I was like Oh man I'm just fucking tired Yeah but he's one of these guys Who again You almost have to respect the grift

Where he's just a guy in Malaysia Who's making a ton of money Off Twitter Pissing everybody off And I'm like How do you not respect that He doesn't even live in America And he's convinced everybody

He gives a shit about who our president is. What a fucking, he's kind of a genius in a way. I don't, uh, he figured out how to make money sitting in Malaysia, pissing everybody off on Twitter. If you're going to respect any grift, that's a grift you got to respect. Come on. I agree with that. Come on.

That's hard to do. He's not even in America. He can't, he doesn't give a shit about any of this that's hilarious he sells t-shirts about he sells like fauci t-shirts and probably makes a couple hundred bucks there as he presents all right maybe you're talking you're talking me into it okay you can hate what he says but he's that's the reason you know of him is because he says hateable things and gets endlessly retweeted. Yeah. Dude, he's on Elon Musk's little money list.

Yeah, what's up with that? I don't know. Elon Musk just likes giving money to certain guys. That was weird. It's very weird. And then everybody started freaking out. I've got to get some of that money. I've got to get my tweets. It's kind of bullshit that I saw. Someone else got money. Well, Justin Wang

was like, what the fuck? My tweets get a ton of fucking like Wang's tweets are always viral. He didn't get any fucking money. He retweeted me recently and somebody said, it's always a bummer when you retweet dick. He's so unfunny. I love Wang. Riley wants double exclamation points on Killdozer. I will make the double exclamation point T-shirt. Head on over to Killdozer Den Industries to pick up

all the hottest Vito merch. A Vaporwave shirt, says Joe Cool, would be with the logo, should be the basic then do limited runs and other creative shirts. Okay. Well, maybe we'll do Proud to Man for the basic logo and then everybody who doesn't

give a shit and knows that Proud to Man shirts are perfectly fine quality now can get those.'s like extracting money i always i've said this so many times it's a a shirt that you a dtd a dtg shirt that you put up is like 30 bucks and you make like two dollars from it i think okay i don't care about making money on that shirt i think just it's something for fans to wear and somebody goes hey what is that shirt and then maybe people find out about the show it's just something for fans advertising let's go throw some shirts at homeless people sure anyway casey for 20 gives us 20 thank you casey diamond g for five stupid people i hate being happy no shirt please Shirt, please.

Coup for two. Filet of fish is like 390 calories. That might work. There you go. All right. Guys, biggest problem. Put up our list of the top supporters. Don't forget to support us at patreon.com slash biggest problem.

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