The Bill Simmons Podcast - 2026 NFL QB Rankings, the Villain Dodgers, MLB Trade Deadline Lessons, and SummerSlam 2026 With Mina Kimes, Billy Gil, Anthony Dabbundo, and David Shoemaker

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by Mina Kimes to preview the NFL season before giving their QB rankings. Then, Billy Gil and Anthony Dabbundo hop on to react to the MLB trade deadline. Finally, ...David Shoemaker joins to react to SummerSlam Night 2, discuss WWE on ESPN, and talk about his new Hulk Hogan book, ‘Why Hulk Hogan Matters.’ (0:00) Intro (2:51) 2026 NFL QB rankings with Mina Kimes (01:12:28) MLB trade deadline reactions with Billy Gil and Anthony Dabbundo (02:08:23) SummerSlam, WWE on ESPN, and Hulk Hogan with David Shoemaker Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Mina Kimes, Billy Gil, Anthony Dabbundo, and David Shoemaker Producers: Chia Hao Tat and Eduardo Ocampo SAP GROW. AI cloud ERP for any size business. Put ChatGPT to work on your most ambitious ideas and projects. Get started at https://ChatGPT.com by selecting Work mode. Available on Plus and Pro plans The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit https://fanduel.com/playwithaplan to learn more about the resources and helplines Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Bill Simmons podcast is brought to by the Ringer podcast Network. I put up a new rewatchable is on Monday. We did Karate Kid Part 2. Is it Karate Kid 2 or Karate Kid Part 2? I can't remember. Me and Kyle Brandt had a fantastic time. And as I said before, we really had to do this just to pave the way for Karate Kid 3. So you can check that out.
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Starting point is 00:00:45 they both can be next week. We have an absolutely loaded podcast coming up for you. I wanted to do quarterbacks with Mina Kimes. I meant to do it last week, but we're doing it this week. I wanted to go through all my, my QB point system and a lot of good quarterback questions tying into the 2026 NFL season. So this is like the first real summer pod. We're moving into NFL mode.
Starting point is 00:01:10 I'm in week four of prep feeling good. After that, Billy Gill, Anthony Dubundo, we wanted to talk about the baseball trade deadline and one of the weirdest pennant races ever, even my dog's barking about it in both leagues and all the ramifications of that. I've announced a soccer team. I announced by soccer team on that.
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Starting point is 00:02:19 Bring it with SAP Grow, AI Cloud, ERP for any size business. All right, her friend Mina Kimes is here. She's done a lot of ringer stuff lately. She was on the Hitch rewatchables. She was on the fantasy football show as they finished their rankings of the hot QBs. I guess Jalen Hertz just ran away with this. Wasn't even close.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Well, spoiler alert, because some folks might not have listened to it. Although, I feel like at this point, anyone other than Hertz would have been a big upset. He has the crown. He has Jimmy G's crown. It was easy. It was not controversial.
Starting point is 00:03:18 There was really no debate about it. Kind of like Patrick Mahomes, circa 2020. We were all just like, yeah, so that's fine. But number two was divisive. Contentious? Who was number two?
Starting point is 00:03:29 Who won? Okay, I guess I'll split. Spoiler alert, don't get mad if you haven't listened to it. Josh Allen over Joe Burrow. I was surprised. Interesting. I'll have to listen to it. I'm sure I'll have thoughts at some point.
Starting point is 00:03:42 This is a great topic, though, because one of my theories with quarterbacks, which we're about to talk to, I talk about. Quarterbacks, charisma. A lot of times they're handsome. They're just the coolest guy in the room, and it feels like part of the job. I try to rank the quarterbacks every year, which we're going to go through. And I asked you to go through this with me because I have this weird point system that I rank the teams with. And in the point system, quarterbacks go from one point to nine. It's the only
Starting point is 00:04:07 position that's even over five because they're that important. But I had some, before we go through the rankings, I had some quarterback questions for you. And no particular order. the QB you're buying for 2026, even as everyone else or most people are selling. The guy you just can't quit. This is an easy one for me. I think because I feel like everybody's overreacting to the postseason. Not Drake May because I don't think anyone with an actual brain is selling Drake May. C.J. Stroud, I think people have gotten way too low on.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Mike Sando just put out his quarterback team. years, which is great. Everybody should take it out every year. He surveys, you know, coaches around the league. Stroud was like 21, I think, below 42-year-old Aaron Rogers. And I understand that it was one of the more dismal playoff performances, not just one game, right, a couple games. But if you go back to actually the regular season, and not only look, statistically,
Starting point is 00:05:11 Stroud during the regular season was like a 9 through 12th ranked quarterback in most metrics. Yeah. But then if you really dig into it. to it. His circumstances were atrocious. Zero run game. Offensive line was as bad as it's been. The offense was completely hamstrung by the lack of an offensive line. Injuries constantly, skill players in the postseason, no Nico Collins, play caller kind of still finding his legs. So I feel young receivers, kind of an incomplete group, missing tight end. So I just think he's gotten way too much flack, mainly because I feel like,
Starting point is 00:05:48 the postseason overreaction, and then people saying, well, he's not as good as he was that rookie season and kind of hung hanging on to that. He's the one I struggled with the most where to put him for all the reasons. And we talked about this on your pod because I'm really bullish on Houston, especially with the continuity on defense. But when I look at why a quarterback had a bad season, usually it's like, did your offensive line fall apart? Was your play caller a little shaky?
Starting point is 00:06:13 Did you have a run game? What was up with your receivers? He was like 0 for 4. I mean, they had the worst run game in the league. I like Montgomery. I don't think he's a superstar, but Montgomery is at least better. Their receivers are going to be a year older. Tanked out, it was awesome for them.
Starting point is 00:06:28 We'll see if he can come back from one of the worst of the injuries of all time. Offensive line is still, it's a little better, but it's not, I wouldn't put it. It's probably a bottom six or seven offensive lines, though. So that would be the question. And then it seems like people love piling on him. Like, even that video last week of him walking in. like 12 million views. And everybody's making their job.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Yeah. And it was like, look at this guy. No swag at all. So I don't know. I always try to put myself in January if something happened, like something good. Like the Texans being really good and C.J. Stroud just being good. And we're looking back and we're like, oh, yeah, we should have seen that.
Starting point is 00:07:07 So I'm open to it. With that said, he was awful last year. So to me, to me, he's the highest ceiling basement guy. His building is like 40 stories. and you can get me to the 35th floor in his building, or you can bring me down to, like, the bottom 10 floors. And I don't know where he's going to land. It's a little bit of a risky buy for me because of everything you said.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Like, they remade the offensive line again. Okay, it's different. It should be better. And I do think, like, Braden Smith, they have, there's competent players, maybe or Serene and left the left side's a little bit better. But it's, like you said, it's not, it's probably still a bottom of the league, bottom half, at least unit. So the idea that he's going to be in like these.
Starting point is 00:07:47 dramatically better circumstances I am a little apprehensive of. I just think people are way too low. And I think kind of we do that generally with postseason. Like I've seen that with Bryce Young a little bit, who was awesome in that Rams playoff game after being really up and down over the regular season. And everyone just keeps referencing that one game. I feel like generally,
Starting point is 00:08:07 and I know this is a hot topic for you with New England, everybody only remembers the last two games they saw. Or have just complete amnesia like we do with Justin Herbert, where he's terrible in the playoffs and it's not. months later, it's like, did he make the playoffs last year? I don't remember. Give me the QB that we are collectively most likely to quit on in 2026. Last year was Kyle Murray. Okay. Most likely to last year was just like we're out. We're completely out. I mean, there's a lot of options here at the Atlanta ones. I think this could be it for Tua. I feel like I've already quit on him.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Okay, we're already out on Tua. Okay. So you want like somebody who's a little bit divisive. I could give you some candidates. Okay, give me the candidates. I'm going to pull up my list. Well, there's the, there's Malik Wilson on Miami. I'm sorry, Malik Willis. He's in such a horrible situation. Right, but there was, the stats were crazy for him last year.
Starting point is 00:09:06 I know. It's like, oh my God, they might have gotten a sleeper and we might decide after four games. Jackson Dart. Ooh. I think it's one where I feel like there's. there's a lot of hot air coming behind him, but I'm not sure he earned any of it. And I could also see him just getting hurt in three games
Starting point is 00:09:26 because he runs around like a maniac. Daniel Jones would be another one who really hasn't been good his whole career and then had two good months before he got hurt, basically. But you look at his stats and, I don't know, plus coming off a major injury. And then here's the one I was really looking at is Daniels. Like if Daniels, if he stinks again this year,
Starting point is 00:09:46 He's hurt or is brittle. Like if he has another brittle Daniel season, do we just be like, whoa, this is RG3 all over again? Yeah. Well, I think you did something wise,
Starting point is 00:09:57 which is most of those quarterbacks you picked are in kind of iffy situations. Yeah. And so they're not going to be buoyed necessarily by their surrounding cast. I mean, Jones,
Starting point is 00:10:07 you could argue is the best, but Alec Pierce, they chose him to be the wide receiver one and let Pittman walk. He's hurt. I mean, it sounds like he's going to be back early in the season, 60% as much as Zay Flowers.
Starting point is 00:10:18 I mean, he makes a ton of money. I like Zay Flowers. That's a 35 million a year. That's just how much, like what did I say? 35 is the new 25. Ask Leo. That's an insane contract. The only other one we could mention is Jalen Hertz,
Starting point is 00:10:33 who I feel like people are really ready to toss aside as an elite quarterback. Like this, like it doesn't work out this year after the AJ Brown trade. Well, he'll always have the ringer. Hot quarterback. Right. He has the hot quarterback title. Maybe he's got nothing else to play for. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Well, you gave me a bunch of good names. I think Daniels is one to monitor because I am a little apprehensive of that situation. Like Terry McClureens, your wide receiver won. After that, major lack of wide receiver depths. I think the offensive line is pretty good. But new play caller, first time. Below average running backs, could we say? Average, below average, somewhere in that mix.
Starting point is 00:11:14 You're okay. I like Bill. But, you know, the offense when they talk about it, it's not totally clear to me how it's all going to come together. It's so different from the Cliff Kingsbury offense. It's more of the Ben Johnson-style under-center, you know, condensed formation. So I just kind of think it might be a little bit, there might be a little bit of growing pains there.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Jones is an odd one because Daniel Jones, all off season I've been hearing, I came back week one, they did the contract. And I'm thinking Achilles, like every quarterback who seems to come back from this injury is taken forever. It's a two-year injury. But those guys were old, and he's young and athletic,
Starting point is 00:11:49 and everybody's saying he looks the same. So I guess the science has evolved. The one thing I'll say about him is I was just pulling his numbers because I was doing an AFC South review. You mentioned, like, two months. And that's an important distinction because he was, like, the best quarterback
Starting point is 00:12:04 in football for eight weeks, but then if you split it and look at the, like, five games, it started to really go off the tracks a bit. So I think that's one where I do think, he's absolutely a competent starting quarterback, but I do think probably what we saw in the first two months of the season wasn't, you know, what we're going to see moving forward.
Starting point is 00:12:23 QB that you personally, Mina Kimes, make the most excuses for. Everybody knows is Lamar. Still. I just, so we planned on doing this two days ago and I didn't know the Sando thing was coming out today. And there was some interesting, the Lamar section in that piece was pretty interesting
Starting point is 00:12:42 where people are basically like, this is the fork in the road year for him as a superstar because his running stats are way down. And if he's just not going to move around in the same way, then are you a top 5 QB anymore? I think, well, okay, so there's a good distinction. I actually thought there was a little bit of nuance to some of the comments I read where someone said
Starting point is 00:13:04 he's still a very good pocket pass here. So I think we've moved past the idea, at least anyone who should be taken seriously, that Lamar Jackson has to have, you know, a very strong rushing component to his game. Otherwise, he's not an elite, a very good passer. I think the question is, is he an elite, like, top three guy without that? And I think that's actually a fair debate to have
Starting point is 00:13:29 because of the way his rushing ability changes the way defenses play him and opens up opportunities. And I think that's completely fair. But I would also counter his wide receiver one is five foot nine. I know I just defended it. $35 million a. 509 also feels generous. I looked that up.
Starting point is 00:13:50 I was like, really, five foot nine? I don't know. I might have to get a picture next to him next time in Baltimore for reference. Oh, as you know, I love nothing more than heights with athletes and actors. This is a true passion. A truther. Are you? No, I love it.
Starting point is 00:14:04 There's nothing. I love any famous person. I love trying to stand next to you to get a real. feel. And there's some people like they're like Affleck doesn't, Affleck's tall. He doesn't lie about it. Okay. You know I'm sneaky tall. I know. You're in the sneaky tall all stars. It's the Chuck Closterman All-Stars. It's because of the perspective, right? Because I work with six foot five and six six guys or whatever. That's like Steve Nash is another one. You think Steve Nash is like five, five. Yeah. I mentioned this to the ringer, the fancy guys. Brock Purdy is not like in real life,
Starting point is 00:14:36 if you met him on the street, you'd say that's a tall man. Yeah. But because he plays in the NFL, he looks tiny. He's six foot two, right? Right. Kyrie Irving's like this too where he might even be like a half inch taller than me, but he plays point guard. You think of him as a little guy and he's just not.
Starting point is 00:14:51 I was. I think Zayflowers is actually just really into it. He might be five years. So Lamar is still your guy. Yeah. Yeah. I just think, yes, the body of work at this point, the unique skill set, the throwing ability.
Starting point is 00:15:07 I've seen so many games where he's just been so electric as a passer, the one where he went toe to toe with Matthew Stafford, lives rent-free in my mind because those quarterbacks kind of remind me of each other with their throwing styles. And I just think, you know, I'm all like I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I do feel whether he has diminished rushing ability is worth discussing. It's pertinent. We saw that last year. He was not as willing to run and also had a lot of trouble avoiding sacks. That matters, but I do think he was a little banged up and I think he'll be fine. The question is, is that just two years now, a little banged up every year or a lot banged up or...
Starting point is 00:15:43 I mean, I think it's fair. I think it's why him and Joe Burrow are in a different tier from Mahomes and Allen for me right now. The injuries. Do you think there would be a QB resurrection this year along the lines of Sam Darnold, Baker Mayfield, and Jared Gough in the past? And eight weeks of Daniel Jones. And the eight weeks of Daniel Jones. And the likely suspect candidate here is Kylo Moran, the Minnesota. Vikings. Yes, he is the most, most likely one. I don't really, there's no one else who really
Starting point is 00:16:16 jumped out to me as a contender other than Kyler. It sounds like he's winning the job in camp. I know it's been a little bit up and down. That's another one where I think it could look a little bit iffy early on as him and Kevin O'Connell kind of feel each other out. But the thing about Kyler, and you know this, is like even in his, like, quote, down years and everything that's happened since, you know, his like, I think 2020 was when he was being talked about as a deputy candidate. He's been statistically an average quarterback since then. There's been times where he's been higher. He's been inconsistent. But it all nets out to like average. And that's such an obvious improvement from what they had last year. Jay J.J. McCarthy, we're zooming with him every
Starting point is 00:16:59 day going through the offense, getting ready for next season. That's my favorite. The Sando had a quote about McCarthy. He had some brutal quotes. I think the quote was playing football looks hard for him. It was one of the defensive coaches said, which was maybe the meanest quote. It was a really tough hit for all the Michigan people, I know.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Yeah. Because all them were like, you out of anyone will love J.J. McCarthy. He's got it. He's got the intangelo. He passes all the things you talk about. And then he came out. It was just brutal. Michigan fans, low like the most.
Starting point is 00:17:33 tribal college football. They follow their guys into the NFL and stick with them, I found. But yeah, Kyler is a good one. I think I'm really interested in seeing like where the deep ball went with Kyler, because you remember when he was younger, like it was so good early in his career. And then that kind of went away. But I think some of that had to do with the wide receivers or lack thereof. This is an offense in Arizona that ran through McBride, the tight end.
Starting point is 00:17:55 So I'm curious to see also Justin Jefferson, who I maintain like maybe one of the most psychologically impressive performances of. the 2025 season was him not losing his mind over the course of the year. Great leader. That should be an award, the Larry Fitzgerald Award for, I'm just completely screwed by this quarterback situation, but I'm going to be a pro. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:17 I mean, especially given like the nature of the wide receiver position and the stereotypes around it to see him like week after week. And he wasn't perfect. He had some drops and whatnot, but I think he deserves a done of credit. And I'm interested in seeing if like Kyler can kind of get the deep ball back with ads.
Starting point is 00:18:33 in Jefferson. I'm completely out. Just so, just say no. You're completely out on Kyler? No chance. I just think he's at best of 500 quarterback. I just don't see it. But this is a team that was 500 last year with JJ McCarthy.
Starting point is 00:18:47 I just don't see it. Your top four bleakest quarterback situations in order from most bleakest to fourth bleakest. What is the worst quarterback situation? I can give you the options. Easy, easy one for one. Yeah. Malik Willis. Just no offensive line, no receivers.
Starting point is 00:19:10 The line's actually improved a little bit, but I would love to go like to a man on the street in any city outside of Miami. With the receivers? In Miami. And ask people to name two Miami Dolphins receivers. Billy Gill is coming on after you. I'm going to ask him if he can name the wide receiver crew. Probably can't. Ask him. It's insane.
Starting point is 00:19:33 It makes me wonder. And it's so weird, Bill, because, like, I think everything they're doing kind of makes sense, right? Like, they ripped it up, rebuilding. They bring in the entire Green Bay, Halfley and the GM. Everybody gets it. Except, Alec Willis? I feel like they signed him to, like, a middle class quarterback contract.
Starting point is 00:19:55 And then immediately traded Jalen Wada. Like, those, it just didn't really make sense to me. Like, if I'm him and this is my shot to be a starter, why not, I don't know, Atlanta. I just feel like that. I would have gone to Atlanta. Atlanta. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:09 One of those. I just don't. I just don't get it. But maybe they offered twice as much money as everybody else. Listen, I agree with you that Miami finally did the right thing. But I also can't congratulate a team for audibly after one of the worst contracts of all time, which was the two of contract, which made no sense when it was happening. It was a complete disaster.
Starting point is 00:20:30 It turned out even worse than. everyone thought. And now you're like, okay, now we got it. Now we've got our shit together. It's like, do you? You just did the two thing two years ago when he was already on like six concussions. All right. So you have Miami one.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Who's two? I'm tempted by, they're not, Raiders fans aren't going to like this. Raiders? Wow. Name their wide receiver one. It's tough. Yes, I know. The answer is Brock Bowers.
Starting point is 00:21:01 But like at a certain point, you also need wide receivers. And there's the name of the Raiders. A bunch of tight ends. Lots of tight ends to throw to. A lot of short ones over the middle. How would you stack the Raiders' offensive line last year? Isn't it a... It's better this year.
Starting point is 00:21:20 I think that's one of... There's like five offensive lines that definitely got better, and they're one of the five. They signed Linderbomb. They gave back Colton Miller, but the right side is the same. But last year, they couldn't block it all. So there was better than that.
Starting point is 00:21:32 So I'm apprehensive of the... the entire right side of that offensive line and the receiving group. Are you going Raiders too? Really? I mean, I'm shocked that you have anybody over it. I had Atlanta as the single worst situation. Drake London, Bejohn Robinson. I'm just talking about their quarterbacks are Tua and Pennix.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Oh, I thought you were asking me to rank like the situation that the quarterback is in. Oh, my bad. I completely misunderstood that. I'm so sorry. Okay. No, that's fine. I like that. I like that way the way you did it is almost a better question.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Yeah, you're right, because Atlanta has a ton of skill guys, but they have the worst actual quarterback school guys. Yeah, if I was, if I was ranking actual quarterback situations, it would have Cleveland with a bullet. So you'd have Cleveland over Atlanta? Yes, yes. Dude. Last time we saw Deshawn Watson play.
Starting point is 00:22:23 I just think Sanders is going to win the job. I don't think we'll see Deshaun. I think I honestly think I would rather have Sanders than either of the Atlanta guys. I don't think Penix can play three games in a row. And I don't think Tua can either. And I don't know who the third string quarterback is, but I would bet that he plays more games than both of those guys. I think it's Cooper Rush, if I might be wrong.
Starting point is 00:22:46 I think Cooper Rush will play the most games of the Falcons. Two is just, two has like four starts left in his NFL career max. There's no way. He takes one more hit his career's over. All right. Well, when healthy, I would take both Dua and Pennix over the Browns.
Starting point is 00:23:02 But the win healthy is like not happening. No, it's fair. It's totally fair. And I want to go back to what I said. The Dolphins fans, if I'm actually ranking quarterbacks, I like Malik Willis. I just hate a situation. I think he's. Well, that's a good one, though.
Starting point is 00:23:13 So you think the two worst situations are Miami. Yeah. And who'd you have for the second one? I picked Vegas. Maybe that's too harsh. But you still have Bowler's for 1,500 yards. Dude, outside of him, it is rough. Are we sure Pittsburgh isn't one of the worst situations for a QB?
Starting point is 00:23:31 What's good about their situation? I think Metcalf, Pitman, and then whatever, the wider C, the three, Bernard, or whoever, is pretty good. I think the offensive line is decent. The interior is really good. Kind of figure out the tackle position. Running game? I think it's a good run game. I think tight ends are good.
Starting point is 00:23:51 You like that more than Tennessee? Yeah, 100%. Do you like it more than Arizona? Yes, because of the offensive. line. But Arizona's not bad. Although Arizona randomly has like every running back on Earth. Yeah, it was weird when they were, the coach was touting James Connor. I was like, you guys just spent the third pick on a running back. What is James Connor? What's he doing in this? I don't understand. I think Arizona, the offensive line could be better, but they were pretty bad
Starting point is 00:24:23 last year. So my bottom three, just for actual quarterbacks situations, the only ones that got a minus two for me, where in the team rankings, you actually get negative points where Cleveland the Jets and Atlanta. Yeah. Your guy, Gino, I'm sorry. He has to be a minus two unless we see something different. But I didn't have any other minus ones. That was it.
Starting point is 00:24:46 All right, I have one more question. And then we'll take a break and go to the rankings. This is really important. Eduardo, get ready to cut this. Oh, no. Edward, I get ready to cut this. Okay. No, cut this for a social clip.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Yeah, I know. I understand. Has Jordan Love? replaced Justin Herbert as the football nerd king of the quarterback position. Has this finally, has this been a subtle shift that we didn't acknowledge, but it's happened.
Starting point is 00:25:19 I feel like I'm walking into a trap. Like you laid an elaborate, like, saw style for me. I did. I did. There's no way out. Because you already know, I love Jordan Love.
Starting point is 00:25:31 And the way you set that question up, makes it look like I'm falling for it. Yeah. He's a really good quarterback. And he has this, like, reputation as being this incredibly irresponsible interception machine. Yeah. That's not substantiated by reality. And I think, and the nerds of all, we had a quorum.
Starting point is 00:26:01 We got together. QB, nerdapalooza. We had a we had a little summit in the off season to discuss First we did our giant Justin Herbert presentation And everybody you know had major put up slides about how we can defend him this year Now that the circumstances are better Somebody was sobbing at the podium about he lost both of his tackles He lost both of them
Starting point is 00:26:24 Ruiz had to take like a five minute break But Jordan Love and this was widely discussed at the summit Yeah Like, actually not a high interception rate. I believe bottom 10 or something in football. I posted this at one point. The problem is that when he does turn it over, it looks so unbelievably goofy.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Yeah. That it sticks in people's minds and has a disproportionate impact on, like, the public imagination that makes people think he turns it over all the time. So you're talking about the concept of loud turnovers. Yes. So in basketball, I always called this the 90-10 guy, where everybody's 90% really good at basketball, but they're going to be 10% not that good at stuff.
Starting point is 00:27:13 And when it's somebody like Russell Westbrook, you really notice the 10%. And love is a 10, that love 10% for whatever reason seems just the worst. He's also like the anti-Westbrook in that all of his rate stats are unbelievable. Like when you go back and you look at everything, and I know everyone's always, arguing about which quarterback stats matter. And my answer to that is it doesn't, you can literally take any quarterback stack. DVOA, EPA, QBR, passively, whatever you want.
Starting point is 00:27:42 He is like top five or better in all of them. Like he is both from the film, you talk about the film nerds, the film nerds and the stat lords both love him because he's been so good. Right. And yet people talk about him like he's, I don't even,
Starting point is 00:28:01 I think like they kind of talk about him. He's like late stage Brett Farf or something. Yeah, they don't take them seriously. It doesn't make sense to be. So last year, what loses craft, the wide receivers are, you know, Watson gets hurt every year, but in general, like the wide receivers were a mess. Top four pressure rate against him. So all these QB stats, you can go and you can overrate any of them.
Starting point is 00:28:25 I think pressure rates are really good stat. It just tells you what quarterback was under duress the most. He was in the top four. And EPA, I mean, you have all these different ones, but his EPA was 0.24 per play. It was like in the top four. Here's how I would, this is why I think he took the title from Herbert. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:44 I think the nerd community is scolding us the most about love. And I think scolding is a huge part of this. Okay. Where people are like, you don't understand. Yeah. You guys are wrong. This guy's really good. And here's some things you have to.
Starting point is 00:28:59 I feel like you're inadvertently. right now making some profound political commentary on America and why we might be in the situation that we're in. But I'm going to put that to the side. Okay. So teach me how to be a Jordan love enthusiast in a way that doesn't alienate the every man. I want to be better. I want to, I want to defend him in a way that's not annoying to people. So here's the thing. This is just like, you almost have to go overboard with the, look, you. You know, either follow the NFL or you don't. If you don't see the Jordan Love thing, I can't help you because he's that good.
Starting point is 00:29:37 And if you're going to say he's not, then enjoy your Sundays, watch five games at once, eat chicken chicken fingers, have beers with your buddies and don't actually watch the games because that's where you are if you don't see it. You're veering dangerously close to watch the tape, which people don't. But he has tape and stats. And when you backing into being a love defender. I am a love defender. To me, love has a better case than Herbert because at least we've seen him play well in the
Starting point is 00:30:06 playoffs. Like he's, he had a really awesome playoff when Herbert does not. Yeah. And we've seen Herbert fall apart in the playoffs. And love has not as I don't think has. I always feel like he's in the mix. Let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Are any of his receivers better than say flowers? Well, I think Kraft was the top four tight end before we got hurt. I thought he was always open and he looks like gronkish to me. He's obviously not grong. The receivers. I liked Golden. I don't know what happened with him last year. I had him on two fantasy teams wondering why they weren't throwing it to him.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Maybe he's not good. But where they drafted him and what they wanted from him feels like he's the key swing guy for them this year. They have a lot of guys I like. Like I think Watson's good when he's healthy. Yeah. I think Golden has potential. read is a fun piece.
Starting point is 00:30:59 But at the point I'm making, and I think this is another thing we can add to our Jordan Love public service announcement that we're putting together here is like we just made fun of Baltimore for their wide receiver one being, you know,
Starting point is 00:31:10 minicized. Yeah. He would be easily the best receiver right in Green Bay. So like, why doesn't Jordan Love get some credit for that as well? He ain't throwing a Pooka Nakua
Starting point is 00:31:22 and Jammar Chase and JSN, you know? So I just feel, I mean, I have his numbers, too. He's top three against the blitz. Top three on third down. Top three on third and long. Like, what does it take?
Starting point is 00:31:35 What does it take? I don't know. He's won the title. It's official. All right. We're going to take a break. We're going to go through the rankings. This episode is brought to you by Chat GPT.
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Starting point is 00:33:07 I don't need to do his stats. The playoff win is the one thing that people are going to point to. And I got to say, like, I don't think he choked in the playoff last year, but it wasn't not a choke. Not great. It wasn't great for the Allen thing. And like Sandow did his QB tiers and had Mahomes in the one spot,
Starting point is 00:33:23 which we'll talk about in a second. To me, Alan is clearly still the best quarterback in the league, at least if we're just doing regular season only. And if we're going to go into who do you want from one game, that's a different category. Do you think DJ Moore changes anything? I do. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:40 And that's not me saying DJ Moore is 2021 DJ Moore, or that he's going to suddenly become a top 10 receiver in the NFL. But they just have such, had such a lack of receiving option, who could win on the boundary, who could beat man cover, who can even threaten man coverage in any way. So if DJ Moore is even like a top 20 receiver, I do think that makes things a lot easier for Buffalo.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Would you be scared if you're a Buffalo fan that the Bears fans were ready to drive him to the airport? I would be more mad about the deal. Like my objection to that was less trading for DJ Moore and more what they gave up for him and the contract part of it, which I thought would didn't make a time of sense. So two teams where he didn't seem like it went totally perfect behind the scenes or with everybody.
Starting point is 00:34:22 They, like, two teams that seem like they were pretty happy to move on, which I think to me is a red flag. We'll see. I mean, the new coach who is a little more offense oriented, maybe that helps. But I don't know. Josh is just, he's the scariest guy to go against. He's the scariest guy to bet against. And I don't think that's changed. So I have him at the top.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Do you agree with that or no? Would you have a homester? No, I think that's fair. I also think Josh Allen just doesn't get hurt. Like, I, I. No, that matters. Durability matters. I keep saying this.
Starting point is 00:34:55 It's, I mean, he is literally like a linebacker out there. And the fact that he's become unbelievably accurate and smart on top of that is ridiculous. I think when you compare him to Mahomes, it's a little tricky for me because even though I know I just said, the bells don't have a receiver who can be man coverage, they've had such a great offensive line in such a dominant run game. And Mahomes, we'll talk about him, been in such crappy circumstances. So it's kind of hard, you know, to compare. But I do think it's fair to put out in there now. Top seven favorite celebrity relationship for you?
Starting point is 00:35:32 We had a longest side about this because, you know, both him and Herbert dating or married to pop star. Herbert's not got married yet. And I made the argument that I think the big part of the reason why Alan rose so high in the ranking, their fantasy guy's rankings is because he's such a life guy, which women love. Good couple pictures of them too. There was a clip of him like tearing up talking about their baby daughter that went around.
Starting point is 00:35:57 You can't have better publicity than that. Next category is the blues. These are eight pointers. And I have five. And I'm going to do them in the order I have them. It's brave.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Stafford, I have second. I don't have my home second. And I'll explain why. I want to watch. Is it okay? we watch a couple games with him with the repaired ACL, just see how it looks. Can I just, can I just see like two games before I move, start moving them up the ladder? Fair.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Especially somebody who has to, in big games when I don't love their receivers and neither do you. Kelsey's just got married. He's in his mid-30s over and over again when they play somebody good. He has to use the fact that Kelsey just got married. I don't know. I don't know if his eyes on the prize. He just had a wedding of 1,200 people. It's 1,200 person wedding.
Starting point is 00:36:51 I don't know if he cares about the season. Almost all of these guys are married. It's just big wedding. I don't know. I don't know where his head's at. But if Mahomes has to use his legs to save games and quarters for them. Yeah. More relevant.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Very relevant. I don't know if he can. I just want to see it. So I have him third. Stafford, stats-wise, was ridiculous. And, you know. All right. This is best year since 21.
Starting point is 00:37:21 And the question for me with him, 38 years old, was that the peak? I got a question for you. Yeah. Those two quarterbacks, if you switch their circumstances this year. It would be terrible for Stafford.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Yeah. Well, that's why I think by way for Mahomes... Imagine Mahomes behind the Rams' offensive line with the Rams run game, Sean McVeigh, Pooka, DeVante Adams, like, what would that look like?
Starting point is 00:37:47 That's fair. So you would have Mahomes second. No, not necessarily. I would. I would, yes. And Stafford, amazing. I don't think it's crazy. I would probably put him third right now.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Can I give you, maybe this is good for you. I went on your pod and I was saying I thought Seattle had the most talented team, which apparently was like a hot take. Dude. Because the Seahawks fans were like, finally, somebody else said it other than us. They were like delighted. There's like no Seahawks, barely any in the NFL 100, which I know is an absurd sentence to use that as some kind of, it is the players, though.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Devin Witherspoon, who's like, because he didn't crack the 100. Yeah, but that, do you take that top 100 list seriously? Because I do not. I did my rankings in Seattle had at 38 points, which was the highest I've ever done in four years. On a daily NFL show and it's July. Yeah, I get it. I do take this. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:43 I just, if he's done on it, what list is that? I know. It's really. And Cooper, Cooper was, I think, I saw today he was like 45th. Does anybody think Cooper's jeans better than Witherspoon? At least it's like even. Cooper's pretty awesome. At least it's even.
Starting point is 00:39:00 45 and not being on the list is crazy. Anyway, I made, I looked this up. I did some research for this pod. Okay. QBs, 38 years or older. 38 plus QBs. Yeah. 10 wins, 4,000 yards, 25, 10.
Starting point is 00:39:17 TDs seven yards per attempt. Seem solid numbers for a high NQB, right? 4,025, 7. It's only happened nine times. Six of the guys were Tom Brady, Redfar, and 09, Manning and 14 on Denver, and Rogers 21 on Green Bay. So Stafford, just putting up those numbers,
Starting point is 00:39:41 it would be the 10th time it's ever happened at that age, 4,025, and 7, which isn't even remotely close to what he did last year. It was 4707, 46 TDs. And I just, I just wonder, he's got a lot of wear and tear, a lot of injuries, knee stuff, back stuff. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I think he will be fine. His arm strength has not diminished at all, clearly. However, that Rams offensive line is not deep. And if they were to lose one of those tackles and potentially a suspension might be, you know, on the left side for one of them. That's when I start worrying about Matthew Stafford. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Because that's where the age starts to show pressure. When you have a top heavy team, it's tough to be good everywhere, too. We'll see. Anyway, Mahomes third. His peak year is now four years ago, 5,250 yards, 41 touchdowns, and 8.1 yards per attempt. And I guess the question is, was that the peak? will he reach those heights ever again? He's in his 30s now.
Starting point is 00:40:49 I don't think he will unless they actually find a wide receiver one. That's... Do they have a single wide receiver you completely trust? No. Do you have a right receiver you partially trust? I trust Rishi Rice against zone coverage. But that's such a... I think he's a totally useful receiver
Starting point is 00:41:14 I trust them out of football field. Yes. Specifically, zone coverage between the two lines. I do not. I know I talked about how the bills and like man coverage, you and everyone could win. Well, now they have DJ Moore who at least is like competent. Yeah. I don't see that in Kansas City. So I also like the Kelsey thing.
Starting point is 00:41:36 I mean, he's Hall fame player. Just got married. Just got married. Big 1,200 person wedding at Madison Square Garden. Doesn't that mean though? That's not a lot. Now that's off his mind and his mind is clear. The wedding's over.
Starting point is 00:41:47 That's how I felt after I got married. I was like, I never have to think about that again. Football has a life or death element to it that you kind of have to throw yourself into. You know, sometimes these guys, who knows? The thing I wrote down from Holmes, Brady had this after he tore the ACL in 2008
Starting point is 00:42:05 and then 9 and 10, they didn't make the Super Bowl either of those years. And he kind of moved and he still statistically was great. But it felt like he needed like a second prime to start. And then it finally started in 11 where he had like his second run. So the question with Mahomes is, is there going to be a second run? Or was it just that amazing first peak that was historic and all that? But that's going to be where we landed.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Like almost like a poohol's thing. It's the circumstances that'll determine it for me. And we can do the analog with Brady and what? Well, what happened? They drafted the two tight ends in 11, in 10. And that led to the second prime. The two Titans. Wow.
Starting point is 00:42:45 The second one was good for a couple years. It turned into a multiple murderer. No, but like, the thing, right. So it feels like Kansas City, there needs to be a total refresh. I think Andy Reid and the brain trusts there, there needs to be some evolution on that offense, particularly the run game, particularly because of the injury. And I'm not just talking about, I'm specifically talking about this season.
Starting point is 00:43:13 You talked about, let's see Mahomes on the ACL. His ability to run was so important. Obviously, it's always been important, and it's always been especially important in the postseason. But earlier I mentioned, like, they don't have anyone who can beat man coverage. They did have one person. His name was Patrick Mahomes because defense would turn their back to him and he would just take off on down.
Starting point is 00:43:30 If he can't do that, pure defense, you're not afraid of that anymore. And they don't have any receivers who you're scared of playing man. You're golden. So I just, and he was like, they're leading, so they messed along the run game this offseason. but that's something like I feel like everything around him has to get better for a second golden age to happen. They missed a couple of picks too over the last couple years, which is always bad. You miss first or second rounders.
Starting point is 00:43:56 And this is what happened with Brady down the stretch where it was like they just missed some drafts and you can't recover from that. The Walker thing, getting Kenneth Walker having a real running back, the running back stats were really, really putrid last year. I mean, some of the worst advanced stats for them. Anyway, so I have Mahomes third, but I'm ready to move him second as soon as I see him run around. I have Drake May 4th, which I think people would think is high. He made the Super Bowl last year and had crazy stats. Wait, you have Drake May over Joe Burrow and Lamar Jackson?
Starting point is 00:44:29 I'm going to explain why in a second. I'm a Drake May guy. You're testing me. Okay. Meena, you know what I like? Results. Drake May went 17 and 4 last year. and he had crazy stats.
Starting point is 00:44:44 It's not like it was like some sort of fluke thing. And they added AJ Brown, who was either the seventh, eighth, ninth, or tenth best receiver in the league. They added Dobbs. They improved the offensive line. Why isn't he a top five QB again? Why isn't he a safer bet than Lamar Jackson,
Starting point is 00:45:00 who's like six years older than him? Because Lamar's done it for seven years. I just watched Drake, Maynard last year. Yeah, it was one year, dude. Tell that to the Texans fans. I'm all in on Drake. I mean, I have taken my slings and arrows for my MVP vote, which I will still stand on and defend.
Starting point is 00:45:18 But like, I don't think you can credibly, after just one season, rank him above those guys. I just did it. He's, okay, all right. I love him. I think he's so good. Lamar, 349 yards rushing last year in 13 games. He's never been under 50 yards a game.
Starting point is 00:45:38 rushing until last year. He was injured. EPA per play last year, 0.07. Just slightly better than Jackson, DART, Mason Rudolph. You need to take away your EPA privileges. Three playoff wins,
Starting point is 00:45:53 career, which is the same as Drake May had last year. He's 30 years old. And I don't know. I would just rather have Drake May. I'm just telling you as a Patriot fan. I think, oh, dude,
Starting point is 00:46:05 if we're talking about building, like, from ground up, I'm saying for this year. If it's one year only, I'd rather have Drake May. I'm saying if it was more than one year only, I would absolutely take Drake May. Okay. But I'm not going to take him for one year only over the two-time, should have been three-time MVP. You know what? If Mallory Rubin's watching and listening to this, I don't care. And I had Burrow last in this group. So I had five in this group. Here's the thing with Joe Burrow that I don't love. So I have basically Stafford, Mahomes, May, Jackson, and Burrow.
Starting point is 00:46:36 So not Lamar for all the reasons. No, Lamar I just had in there. Oh, so sorry. Jackson Jackson. I have Lamar 5th and May 4th, Burroughs 6th. Okay. Burroughs played three seasons and three half seasons and he hasn't won a playoff games since 2022.
Starting point is 00:46:51 I think that kind of matters. And I don't know if his offensive line, it's allegedly a little bit better. Who knows? I maintain it's better. Their schedule is super easy. Everybody loves them. There's been a lot of action on they're over. And I don't know.
Starting point is 00:47:08 He's had a lot of wearing terror already. He's had some real injuries, not like fluky, dumb injuries, like real injuries. And I just kind of want to see it. I think the injury thing is where you got to start. It's the most credible reason to doubt both him and Jackson, but more him. He's been hurt more. Yeah. Sometimes I feel like it's not talked about in the same way.
Starting point is 00:47:29 And it's a good reflection of how like getting injured doesn't, it's not necessarily correlated to, you know, being. I think sometimes people will say the dual threat quarterbacks, y'all get injured a lot. It's like, actually your pocket passer here. I know his scrambling ability, Joe Burrow had some pretty weird injuries along the way. You know, when he's been on the field, I think top four or five, four is probably top four is where I would put him. But he also, again, to go back to circumstances, has been in pretty damn good circumstances. I mean, he's probably got the best one-two punch, a receiver in the NFL. I do think the offensive line has gotten better.
Starting point is 00:48:06 Um, so I think that's fair. I think Borough versus Jackson is a debate most people have. I'm higher on Lamar personally, but I think you could argue both ways. Let's see it. Um, it's all set up for him this year. The two easiest schedules in the league are Cleveland and Cincinnati. And if he, if he's a 10-win quarterback and can stay healthy this year, I don't understand how he wouldn't win 10 games with the town.
Starting point is 00:48:36 Yes. All right. Next category is the light blue. We can move for these fast. Prescott, who I guess I have as my seventh best quarterback, year 11 for him. He's got two playoff wins total. I think he has the mantle right now of would I rather have this guy as my fantasy
Starting point is 00:48:53 QB or my real QB? We have this from time to time. You wouldn't want him as your real QB? I mean. If I'm trying to win the Super Bowl. Be up him seventh. That's pretty high. I know.
Starting point is 00:49:05 I know. Okay. I'm just saying. Is his legacy going to be fantasy? He wants some people some fantasy titles or he actually wants some NFL playoff games? It's funny how he used to be like the most divisive quarterback
Starting point is 00:49:23 in the NFL. Yeah, he's right. He kicked everyone away. Yeah. He remember like press coverage. Why don't you guys cover the Dallas Cowboys more? Because the quarterback. They're not talking about the Cowboys at all.
Starting point is 00:49:36 I don't understand it. No what? I'm on NFL live today and we have zero cowboy segments. So, Tuesday. Yeah. Did it. Starting with the Ravens, Zay Flowers. But it is funny, right?
Starting point is 00:49:49 That he now everyone just kind of accepts that he's in this tier that you have in. Like everybody accepts that he's in that, I would say, six to nine range, six to 80. And yet if we got to a playoff game and he was like a three and a half point favorite at home, I'd be nervous to bit on him. I wouldn't be nervous because it. him. I have love right after him for all the reasons we talked about. Love it. And then Herbert is the last person in this group. The playoff stuff is horrific. I really thought he was a noble season by him last year though with how bad the line was. Noble. And yet not noble enough for you to have him over. He's just running for his life. The question for him and I think this goes for
Starting point is 00:50:27 Burrow too is can you take too many hits? Can you run for your life too much? Can you run for your life too much. Is there residual damage from it? Okay. That's a fair. Speaking on behalf of the greater Justin Herbert supporters, film nerds, alliance, I feel I'm qualified to be the emissary. That's
Starting point is 00:50:48 a fair criticism. I think because I get worried about, I actually have a little theory that I've been banding around which is when these quarterbacks have these meltdowns in the postseason him. He was awful in that game. Stroud. Awful. I sometimes,
Starting point is 00:51:04 feel, and honestly, like, may at the end, to a lesser to something. He was terrible. He was bad. I do feel like there's something to be said about the accumulation of those hits and bad offensive line play, building and building and building, and then a quarterback just
Starting point is 00:51:20 kind of imploding at the end of the year. Like, there's only so long you can shoulder a terrible offensive line. And I kind of think, and that's why, I genuinely believe that's why those quarterback and some of the other quarterbacks like end up being the worst at the end.
Starting point is 00:51:37 It's because of, like you said, the accumulation of all the- Yeah, you're talking about it could be during a season. It could also be a career. Like when I was a little kid, we had Jim Punkett, who's the first pick in the draft and just got the shit kicked out of him for six years. Ended up getting traded to San Francisco, waived, and then took like two years to recover and then went to the Raiders and actually won a Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:52:00 But, you know. It's hard. It's, I mean, his line. it's not even just that they allowed a lot of pressure. It's the way they allowed pressure, which was like right up the middle. It felt like a jail break every other play. Well, I have good news.
Starting point is 00:52:14 I had them in the top eight for offensive lines. Now that they have their tackles back. Their guys back. Both of their guys are back. And they spent money on it too. I think their lines actually, then the McDaniel piece, he's the one that I could see.
Starting point is 00:52:29 I think he's the stealth MVP, but there's a lot of, Have you considered, though, that he's planning a wedding during the season? Did you factor? When is the wedding? I don't know. After the season, I don't like it. But maybe it's going to be, it might be on his mind.
Starting point is 00:52:45 I don't like it. He's preparing for like the Patriots game and his fiance is like, oh, my mom is being such a jerk. She wants us to invite my uncle. Anyway, I have the totally stealth MVP. I totally agree with that. So seven pointers. is Prescott, Love, and Herbert.
Starting point is 00:53:05 I like it. That actually is our top nine. I like it. Which leads to the next question, because now we're in the Reds, which are five-pointers. And I have Darnold, Gough, Pertie, and Caleb Williams in this group.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Darnold, Gough, Pertie, and Caleb Williams, in that order? So that was the tentative order. My question for you, because one of these guys, I think, is clearly the 10th best quarterback in the league. Because I think the top nine is pretty set. Yeah, I think that's the top nine.
Starting point is 00:53:32 That's good. Who is the 10th best quarterback in the week? I can offer you, Darnold Goff, Purdy, or Caleb Williams with six fourth quarter comebacks and pretty kind of basic stats, except for like how good he is when his backs to the wall. I would throw in another quarterback into this group. I would put Stroud for consideration, but I understand some hesitation. We're not even close to getting this drought yet.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I would put Trevor Lawrence in this group personally. as someone who just went back and rewatch Trevor Lawrence for a podcast. So I had Trevor Lawrence as a four-pointer and my question for you was going to be,
Starting point is 00:54:12 do you believe in 2006 last eight games Trevor Lawrence? Yes. Or what we saw in the playoff game, Trevor Lawrence? I believe.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Well, he wasn't even that bad, first of all. I believe in it because circumstances stay the same the most part. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:27 So you want me to move up a point? I would make him five-pointer. Okay. I'm going to listen to you. So awesome. I agree with you.
Starting point is 00:54:34 I just didn't know if it was... Some of those games, the bracket. I mean, okay. So, but of the guys you mentioned, I'm going to parse this out. One year, if it was multiple years, I would put Caleb there. But it's one year. I know, I know. This season.
Starting point is 00:54:50 I'm putting Jared, I would put Jared Gough there, personally. Okay. I've, Jared Gough is one of those quarterbacks where my estimation has grown over time. And I think he's gotten better. over time. So that's a big part of it. I feel that like the line's obviously incredible skill players, you know, we all know that. I do feel like a little bit lost last year was an appreciation of some of the struggles of that offensive line and what he was dealing with. And we, and that's, partially that's his sensitivity, like that he is much better kept clean. All quarterbacks are,
Starting point is 00:55:22 but the immobile ones, shall we say, are more. But I just think he's, his toughness and his ability to keep that offense, that passing game going with some pretty bad line play, maybe was a little bit slept on. His stats are really good. Like his last three years per 17 games would be 4,600, 34 TDs, eight yards of pass.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Even last year without Ben Johnson, by the way, he still was good. Yeah, the question with him is always, all right, if he didn't have elite skill guys, where are we? Right? Yeah. He's got Gibbs.
Starting point is 00:55:53 He's got LaPorteur. Got St. I think everyone you mentioned, though, right? Hurdy, Darnels. I think he has the, best skill guys out of all these guys in this group. All right. So, Goff, I still have Darnold.
Starting point is 00:56:05 I had him 10th, but I'm happy to move into 11. 28 wins plus Super Bowl. There's 31 and 7 in the last two years. We don't have to talk about him. You've talked about him enough. But Purdy is, Purdy is my guy that I defend. I talked about this on your pod. I just like Purdy.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Like when Mack Jones was pretty good for the 49ers, people were like, see, Purdy? Yeah, it could be anybody. And it's like, I just don't agree. I think Purdy's good. Question for him is the receivers and then the electric, whatever the fuck that thing is.
Starting point is 00:56:38 They lost in a Purisol. Just taking things out. I don't know what you do at this point. So, it's crazy. This, I'm a big believer in July and August setting a tone for shoving a team one direction or the other. I have not liked that,
Starting point is 00:56:56 I think the Shannon car accident is like just a terrible thing. to happen before this season for a variety of reasons. But it's just a weird kind of strange variable to put in versus what you have with some other teams who are like, yeah, things are going great. We're happy about this and this. And you have the Niners who are dealing with all the, I don't know, I just. I was so high on the Niners, like offseason, the moves they made. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:19 When we did our power hour, I was like, look at this roster. And then you take a step back and you're like, wait, all of these skill players are either older coming off an injury or have almost all of them. have injury history. So why am I, like, I felt like hubris to assume, this is before Pierce all got hurt, that they would all be fine. So I don't feel. At some point, it ends for Evans. This is becoming unrealistic for number one, kind of somewhere between a one and a two receiver, depending on how healthy is. But at some point, you can't, he's hitting his mid-30s, which is, yeah. But, yeah. Caleb, so I think at Caleb, he's the one I could
Starting point is 00:58:00 he jumping to a seven or maybe even an eighth this season if he's just awesome, but maybe he's a year away. I like him, though. I really feel like he really won me over last year. And he's a good example of like, sometimes you just need a good coach and good people around you. Like, I think there's another version of his career where he's just basically like a more talented Kyla Murray to never happens. But I don't know, he kind of won me over. And then we talked about Lawrence. So, all right, that's the five. Then we move into the light reds where I do not have CJ Strad. These are all four-pointers.
Starting point is 00:58:32 It's falling. Jalen Hertz, Baker-Mayfield, Jaden Daniels, and Bo Nix. Okay. Question for Hertz. Would you bet on this being a resurgence year or holy shit we got to get out of this contract year by like December? Where does this go? I'm more positive than we got to get out of the contract.
Starting point is 00:58:54 I do fear that it might take a minute to look good though. because it's just, you know, such a new offense in Philadelphia. And I do worry that the criticism is going to be so intense those first few weeks if it doesn't look great immediately. Right. This has been a tough one for me because, you know, I talked about Daniels. Like, I kind of just want to see him in it before I come to any conclusions because, again, you know, when you talked with Eagles fans about the fact that hurts doesn't really
Starting point is 00:59:24 throw over the middle of the field and he struggled against certain zone looks and that, they'll say, well, you know, the scheme was so bad. And the scheme was bad, so they're not wrong. But also, you kind of want to see him do it, throw with anticipation, maybe make some riskier throws. So I'm a little apprehensive of it. But I'm never going to be fully out on him because he does have like a really legitimate and unique skill set. Like he throws a beautiful go ball. He's a really good athlete.
Starting point is 00:59:48 I wish he ran more. And he's one. He actually won a Super Bowl. My question with him that I can't, and he's 57 and 25 is a starter, by the way. My question with him is why do they seem like they're hiding stuff with him? Like that, what do you mean? Like I always thought the pace of play that they played with where they just very deliberate,
Starting point is 01:00:09 like they're trying to shorten the game, you know? And they kind of talked about it. They're like, yeah, we think we have better players than everybody else. We want to shorten the game. That shortens the variance. And it's like, eh. I don't know. It feels like you're hiding hurts a little bit.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Like you don't want him to have 10 cracks. I would defend him by saying, I think they were hiding the offense as a whole last year. Like, they knew that the offense was a disaster by their standards. They had a top five or six line. They had Barclay. They had two really good receivers. They got her. Like, what are they hiding?
Starting point is 01:00:43 Why are they, why do they think their offense isn't good? Because it was bad. I mean, the run game was awful. The line was hurt, to be fair. No, I know. I'm just saying like, I think. Wasn't like a Patriots line, though. I know.
Starting point is 01:00:53 But I think that they were very. very aware of how bad the offense was and they had to win games with the defense, which by the way, remains awesome. Not great. Mayfield, I feel like should be a five, but his body is just so banged up. And this feels like a make or break year for him.
Starting point is 01:01:13 I know they were doing the basically short-term deal, which is what they did. He's played 120 games as a starter is 58 and 62. When he's healthy, though, he's really good. I just, he's a smaller guy. and I just wonder this is who he's going to be every year. By the end of last year, he had like four different injuries. He was injured.
Starting point is 01:01:31 He was, I think they put too much on my shoulders last year. Like the run game was bad. Their offensive line was also really banged up. And I think if they want to get things back to 2024, they need to calm things down, bring down the depth of target, get the run game going in, play action. He is a quarterback you can absolutely win with.
Starting point is 01:01:48 I think, though, whether he's like a quarterback, you win a lot of games because of is probably what's holding them back from doing the long-term deal too. And can you keep them healthy? And then Bo next, who knows? Why do they game manage with them so much? There's much.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Like, why were they always behind? Why were they always scrambling in fourth quarters to, you know, why, why were they basically a 10-minute team offensively? He's got way better weapons this year and should be better, but I have no idea. But I think he's a four because they won games of them. All right. Go on the twos quickly. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:20 The pink, the pink chippers. I have C.J. Straude, Daniel Jones, Jackson Dart, Tyler Shuck, and Bryce Young. And I'm happy to move any of those back and make them zero pointers instead of two pointers. Is there anyone who does not belong
Starting point is 01:02:36 in that group? Doesn't belong in that group. Straub, Jones, Dart, Shuck, and Bryce Young. You could talk me to Dart the most, because we just haven't seen him play two months in a row. I thought, so I've gone back and rewatched all the rookie
Starting point is 01:02:52 quarterbacks. I thought Tyler Shuck was the best of them. I loved him. You could have talked me right now to making him a four-pointer. I fucking loved that guy. You came out of my pod and you were like touting him and you were like, yeah, and Velae. And I kind of was like, like, Haley got hurt. Velae. I was like giggling. And then when I went back to watch the
Starting point is 01:03:08 Saints, I was like, oh my God. There was a game in like week. Vailet was a stud for three weeks. It was like the best ride receiver. Yeah. Um, no cammore consideration here? Not yet. Horrible, horrible situation.
Starting point is 01:03:23 Not yet. I mean, just abysmal last year. I'm ready to entertain it after I watch a couple games, but I think for now he's got to be a zero. I felt like watching him, it reminded me of watching the different quarterbacks in some ways, but Caleb Williams is rookie season where there was something there, some really exciting plays,
Starting point is 01:03:40 needed to learn how to play on time in bad situation. And then Caleb Williams got Ben Johnson. And then I look at Tennessee, and I'm like, okay, well, you got Brian Dable, it's better. But is it? And it's not, he didn't get the, like, Chicago glow up. So I don't know if we're going to see that same thing. And they drafted Tate who I like.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Yeah, I think he was last year's, well, would have been a good two-minute Twitter video of all of his great throws. Like, Cam Ward was a problem. And he just had like, what,
Starting point is 01:04:08 like 10 incredible throws. And that was really like, weirdly unbelievable against Seattle and Kansas City. Yeah. There's something there. I'm in on Cam Ward. I just think for the exercise of this year. No,
Starting point is 01:04:19 I get it. And I had. I had to have, I had nine quarterbacks that were a zero or a minus two. Because I feel like if you're getting, if you, if you don't have, if you're in the bottom 25% of the position with your quarterbacks, I can't give you points. Anyway, C.J. Straud, here's the thing with C.J. I know. And he might be a four or five point or by the end there. Here's the thing. We talked about this when I did your pod. This is the best defense in the league. There's a real case that they could just run through in the,
Starting point is 01:04:50 And if he could just, can he drive the car 58 miles an hour in the highway? I don't even need you to go 60. Just keep it straight. And you're going to have the lead. Your defense is going to, you're going to be at 10 nothing, 13 nothing. It's a little like the Seahawks in a lot of the games last year. Yeah. For the entire second half of the Seahawks season.
Starting point is 01:05:11 13, 3, 14, 0. Just don't screw it up. And I think he'll gain confidence as the year goes long because of how good the defense is. So my hope is that he doesn't come back from the playoff disaster with too much of a just drive the car mentality. Like, I don't want him to be too conservative. You know what I mean? Because of the, like, every...
Starting point is 01:05:32 So you want him in the carpool lane every once in a while, just airing it out. Nico Collins, man. And he throws like a beautiful deep ball. Like, I just think he has to find that balance. I mean, the postseason was insane. But I don't... He's not a game manager quarterback. I really don't think he is.
Starting point is 01:05:49 Like I feel. So you think he's a hitter. He's like a three-point shooter in basketball. Like he's a- He-check guy. I think if I was ranking him, where do you have? 20. Yeah. 25 or something?
Starting point is 01:06:02 No, I had him higher than that. Okay. Sorry. So I would put him in, personally, he's in my like 12 to 15 range. Wow. So you really. I think he's really talented. This is good.
Starting point is 01:06:13 I like this. So you dumped Herbert for love. And C.J. Stroud is now. C.J. Stroud is now your rescued QB. He is my rescue I've adopted CJ Stroud. I love that.
Starting point is 01:06:26 Yes, I will. I'm C.J. Stroud's foster mom. We need to post one of those videos where there's like a time lapse video of like. Ced Stroud. He's giving him a bad. That's weird.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Daniel Jones. I don't know. That's a hard one with the engine. Jack's the Dart, who knows? Bryce Young is he a two or a zero for you? And I don't know. I hate, I hate talking about the bandhors. But they were such a psychotic team last year, right?
Starting point is 01:06:57 Like, he would get it up for the Rams more than once. Yeah. And then look abysmal against divisional opponents. And I don't know where the truth is. Maybe the worst guy to bet honor against game to game last year. You just like fucking potluck. No. There was a lot of buzz about him in the training camp.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Now, I should mention the Panthers training camp, it's like they moved that thing outside the San Francisco practice field that moved to Carolina. They've already had like five injuries. Horrible vibes. Yeah, horrible vibes. That's, they are on my bad vibes list along with San Francisco so far. Okay. Okay. And then for the zeros, cousins, Mendoza, Kyler, I have Rogers as a zero. I think he can fool you a couple games, but I just think over the course of 17 games, I don't see it. Could he go nine and eight and steward? in the playoff, sure.
Starting point is 01:07:49 Malik Willis, Cam Ward, Brissette, who had a successful hold in. Congrats to him. I have them all zero. I can't give points for any of those. And then the minus twos were Watson, Sanders,
Starting point is 01:08:04 Gino Smith, and then two of Pennix were the three. Someone on Sandos thing had Rogers as a tier one quarterback. Yeah, there was just games where he couldn't physically do anything. The funny thing about him is like, I feel like he's, he actually still can throw it downfield at times or and make difficult,
Starting point is 01:08:23 like, seam throws and whatnot. He just so clearly doesn't want to get hit. So that's why, you know, the average of the target is like, right lowest in football. Yeah. He's going to, he's either going to dirt it or throw it away. If pressure's coming and it's just so, it just affects the entire offense. I do think they've improved the circumstances around him, but I think that's fair. I, like I told you, I'm higher on Ward.
Starting point is 01:08:45 Willis is as a bummer because if he was in a better situation, I could make a argument for him, but it's hard. The Rogers thing, anytime they went against a good defense, it just felt like they just played up on the line knowing that he wanted to get rid of the ball in two seconds or less. It was a little like the two on the offense. And there was no plan B if he couldn't find the... And it was so frustrating.
Starting point is 01:09:08 Like, I remember the Pats lost to them. It's like, he's just going to get rid of the ball in a second. I know. Just got tackle. Literally, when we were at, with Steelers games last year, I'd be like, just somebody tackled. And if they played, it was, if they played defenses that were bad at tackling, they could move the ball. If they played defenses that were good at tackling, it was nothing.
Starting point is 01:09:23 And that was pretty much it. Who's your favorite backup QB before we go? Like the best? Who's your favorite? Who's your, like, I've been quietly stockpiling stock on this guy just in case. Mine is Davis Mills. I can't do that. I mean, I'm not using this to distract from Purdy because I do think there's a difference.
Starting point is 01:09:45 was legitimately quite good last year when he played. That's fair. Were you like emotionally? I was going to say like, did, have you gotten over it? Listen, are you ready to root for his success? I always root for Mac, but it's just, it's, listen, this is the problem with this position is you can be in the wrong situation. And it's like going on the wrong high school in the 80s movie. It's just can just go horribly from day one.
Starting point is 01:10:10 Or you can be in an awesome situation and everything's, everything's peachy. Everything's peachy. The funny thing with the Nair is like, I mean, it was Kyle. Like, they were losing guys too when Mackie's out there. But it didn't matter because Shanahan's so good. I think you're right. That's one of the sneaky biggest things to Mont is like, how's Shanahan this season? Because he's such, such a difference maker for them.
Starting point is 01:10:33 Yeah, that's a bummer. Mac is my choice. Is there someone you like better? Do you have a backup crush? Mine, David, I've always been a Davis mill supporter. sticking your neck out for Davis there's still I still have some Tyler Huntley stock
Starting point is 01:10:50 I know he's bounced around and had some swings but I don't know there's there's been he's had moments where I always wonder what would happen is it count is a backup right now when do we see when do we see Mendoza sooner rather than
Starting point is 01:11:05 you think he's going to be like a Drake May thing thing it's literally every first round quarterback Drake May was like yeah we don't know And then it was like week four or five. Every time. When does that not happen? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:16 Right? Like I just... I think Mendoza would be a plus two. I think he'll be better... I like him. Better coming out of the gate because he's older and smart guy. All right, Minakimes. Are you doing Rams preseason games?
Starting point is 01:11:30 Not doing the Rams preseason. I am traveling some for now that we're with NFL network. I'm on the ground. I'm actually going to Seattle on Friday. Speaking of backups, I'll see there's some Jalen Milbrough hype. So I'll evaluate that firsthand. Like him.
Starting point is 01:11:47 But I've done, you came on my pod for the power hour. People should check that out. It was really fun. Got the Simmons bump. Oh. Simmons bump. A real legit. It looks, you can see it in the little charts.
Starting point is 01:12:01 Media Combs show featuring Lenny. We're wrapping up our division previews. And then we start our season coverage. And then also, yeah, check out the hot quarterback's thinking, even though we spoiled it for you. Sorry. I was trying to do a rewatchable. in Seattle because I love Seattle.
Starting point is 01:12:13 And just the theaters are taken for like three years. I don't know what's going on there. They do a lot of. Hey, Seattle, we tried to do a rewatchables, but you have nothing available ever. So, sorry. Make it happen, someone. All right.
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Starting point is 01:12:51 Mina for an hour. She claims that if you went on the street in Miami and asked people to name three wide receivers in the plans for the dolphins, people wouldn't be able to do it. So I figured you're right here. Can you name three dolphins receivers who might have 30 catches this year?
Starting point is 01:13:09 Oh, who might have 30 catches? I was just trying to name three dolphins wide receivers. Yeah. Can you name three dolphins wide receivers? Malik Washington is on the dolphin still, right? 2-2 at well, right? Didn't they just sign hit? Yeah, they have 2-2, right?
Starting point is 01:13:24 All right. Oh, Oh, man. This is, Dubundo, this is amazing. They have completely shorted the wide receiver position in an attempt to get the number one pick. Well, here's the thing. I only know because I did.
Starting point is 01:13:41 AOC's prep first this year. Yeah. And we're coming it on Friday on the gambling show. Who's the third one? Malik Washington's on the on the dolphins. He said him already. That was one. Oh, you said him.
Starting point is 01:13:50 Two to how well. Tolbert. Tolbert. Jalen Tolbert? Yes, Jalen Tolbert. Oh. Bill is getting his book out. He's getting the book out.
Starting point is 01:13:59 My Warren Sharp here that I've been doing through those Steelers research earlier today. Jalen Tolbert. Okay. All right. We're talking, we're talking baseball. Trade deadline yesterday. This is the farewell baseball season until it comes back in 2013.
Starting point is 01:14:16 Are the Dodgers ruining baseball? I have thoughts on this, but this has been the big topic since the school bowl trade that this is now unfair and we almost have to have a lockout to regroup after this. The Bundo, you think no. I do think no. I think we've all gotten a little bit out of control here. I mean, if you want to argue that the Dodgers have certain advantages that could be legislated out, I would probably agree with that.
Starting point is 01:14:43 But why? Because they traded some prospects for Tarek Scouble. Other teams had opportunities to do that. And if your argument is that they're ruining the competitive balance of baseball, did we not watch the last two playoffs? Like, even though they were seen as the best team, they were the three seed in the playoffs last year. They had to win a wild card series.
Starting point is 01:15:02 They won a toss-up series with Philly. They needed a miraculous comeback to win the World Series. Two years ago, they were down to 1. and had to pitch a bullpen game in game four against San Diego because they had no pitching. And right now, I understand in hypotheticals, they might have the best playoff rotation of all time. But right now, O'Tani's not pitching, Glass Now is not pitching,
Starting point is 01:15:24 Snell's not pitching, and they're starting Eric Lauer, you know, regularly. So it's not like they didn't have a neat. And I understand why the TV. My team just swept them. Right. They've lost four in a row since they broke the sport. It's crazy. Billy, my thing with baseball,
Starting point is 01:15:38 It's not like basketball where it's like, oh, we sign this guy to a max deal, and the guy's usually good. He's one of the top 40 guys in league. And baseball, like the Mets have been spending money like crazy. And it doesn't matter at all. And a lot of times you get these dudes and there's somewhere between 28 and 32. You give them a ton of money. And their career is already peaked. Well, I mean, it's kind of what's happening with Kyle Tucker this year, right?
Starting point is 01:16:01 Like, he is not worth the like $60 million or whatever annual average. He got booed at the game I went to on Saturday. Well, listen, Dodgers fans have no right to boo anything, okay? Like, the idea that they think that they should be upset about anything and they should be entitled to boo people is absolutely insane. Because what is his salary actually to be, right? Because, like, this is also like prolonged. So it's not $60 million they're paying.
Starting point is 01:16:24 It's probably being like $2 million. Like, he's fine for a $2 million a year player. And to answer your question that you didn't ask me, yes, they're ruining baseball. Yeah. They're totally ruining. So you're in Florida where the Marlins have, you know, you did win. in two World Series, but you're also, you've been sellers a lot. Then you've been buyers and you've been sellers again.
Starting point is 01:16:43 So you hate this. You're in the same league with them too. Well, I mean, so I hated the Yankees and I thought the Yankees ruined baseball growing up as a child because they would always go again, whatever free agent was out there. And it was like, okay, this is not fun. This is not fair. They can just do whatever they want, right? They didn't actually ruin baseball.
Starting point is 01:17:00 I mean, they went on their run. They had their dynasty there in the middle. And then it kind of just all fell apart when George went away and Cashman has have really been able to figure things out. And the Yankees aren't really the Yankees they were when I was growing up. Like the Dodgers have now become the new Yankees. But the Dodgers, the problem with the Dodgers is that they don't really have a weakness that we can find in terms of like how they're running their organization. Because they have a great farm system.
Starting point is 01:17:29 They have all of the money in the world. They can throw the money at people. But if it doesn't work out, then they could just trade away pieces and they're still loaded and they can go out and get money. more people. Analytically, they're looking ahead of other teams. Like, they just, there's no way around it. And I don't know if you guys have seen this. So, like, one of the things that's been going around is because we're trying to figure
Starting point is 01:17:47 out, like, well, how are the Dodgers doing? Clearly, they're cheating one way or another. June Lee had this video that he put out in the offseason that was detailing what an advantage the Dodgers have with their TV deal that other organizations don't because it went, it goes back to the McCourt, like bankruptcy of the Dodgers. So the Dodgers declared bankruptcy. They then had agreed to sell the team, and they reached a deal with Major League Baseball because they had declared bankruptcy, where instead of paying the standard like 33% of revenue sharing from their TV deal, they would only pay around 10%.
Starting point is 01:18:21 And that would be for the duration of their TV contract. So they ended up signing a massive TV deal that was something like $8 billion over 25 years or something. So instead of paying, you know, the 33% of that, which would amount to like $95 to $100 million a year, they end up paying closer to $30 million. So they're already having $60 million that they would not. Just goes to Kyle Tucker. Yeah. Well, it goes to Kyle Tucker and they'll pay him that in like 2040 or something.
Starting point is 01:18:48 And here's the problem. Well, but they also have the Japan money too because they're basically like a double team. They have a whole Japan fan base and a California fan base. This is going to collapse at some point, right? Like it will be in like 2039, 2040 where now their TV deal runs out. They have to have a new deal. they're going to go to the 33% instead of the 10%. So they lose that extra $66 million.
Starting point is 01:19:10 And then, by the way, I think this season have like 55% of their salary is deferred. They're going to be paying all of these guys, like 2035 to 2040. And at a certain point, if there is a lockout this year, which everyone will blame the Dodgers for, if there's a lockout and then there's a salary cap imposed, which I don't see how they're actually going to do that,
Starting point is 01:19:30 even though people want that. But if they do, in fact, impose a salary cap, this will blow up in the Dodgers face at some point in time. because they're going to owe all of these people, all of this money. And I don't know how they're going to be able to keep up with this. Because when Otani retires, which, you know, is way down the road, then unless they have like a pipeline where they keep bringing in Japanese talent, there's this increased interest in Japan.
Starting point is 01:19:52 I mean, it is, it is possible. But they become the team you go to if you're an awesome Japanese player. But we thought that about the Mariners, you know, 15 years ago when Ichero was there, right? And it didn't actually end up panning out that way. Like, Ichero was kind of like this unique guy. And then when Otani went to the Angels, we thought like, oh, wow, this is going to be great for the Angels. But it's the Angels. So they mismanaged that situation entirely, including not getting anything for him and just letting him walk away, like, down the street to his, you know, cross town team.
Starting point is 01:20:18 It's insane. I don't know if we're going to get to the Angels. I don't understand the Angels as an organization. We're going to get to them later. I'm going to give you my take. They're old, too. The Dodgers. Yeah, they're old now.
Starting point is 01:20:30 Well, I mean, so here's my take. I don't mind it. I like having super teams. We see it in soccer too. I think a lot of the times it doesn't work out. I think the only sport where it can really be damaging is if we had this in the NBA, which we briefly had and they put in all the second apron stuff. But I think half the time, these deals are too long.
Starting point is 01:20:53 You end up getting a guy who has all this pressure on him, who's all of a sudden making this crazy amount of money and he goes sideways. Tucker, even like the Mookie trade, which is the worst trade of my lifetime, him. Mookie has how many years left to bundle? Like seven, six, seven on his deal? And quite a few. And he's not, he isn't played well for like a year and a half, right? And they're paying him 30 million, 35 million down the road. But I, in general, I like having the team you have to beat where it's like, here's the superpower. We have to take him down. This was the Yankees in the 2000s. And by the way, they didn't win until 2009. I think in baseball, you can beat these
Starting point is 01:21:32 teams. So I'm okay with it. I like complaining about it. The thing that's not fun, though, is that they're so smart and they have the young talent that they can kind of just plug in or whenever they have a whole, if it doesn't work out. Like, Kyle Tucker didn't work out. And he got booed and what? It doesn't matter. Like, there'll still be favorites to make it to the World Series. Mookie, by the way, is under contract with the Dodgers until 2032. Like, he becomes a free agent in 233. So there's still like seven years, six, seven years of Mookie left. Right. Is Bucke in Dodgers Hall of Fame or a Red So Hall of Famer.
Starting point is 01:22:04 Dodgers. Yeah, he's one more World Series with the Dodgers. Three now, maybe four. Mookie's 33, Munchy's 35, Tiyoskers 33, Otoni's 31, Freddie 36. By the way, really fun team to go see in person. It's just every guy that comes in, like, hey, that guy. Oh, that, you know.
Starting point is 01:22:25 And when we, I went Saturday night, but when the Red Sox swept them, it felt like a real achievement. It's like, yeah, We've, the Saturday night game, which the Red Sox kind of tried to throw away because they, they thought that was the game there and he had smoked. And then all of a sudden, because Contreras was out and they beat them and it felt like a real achievement. Next question. The Adley trade the Red Sox made where you have this guy you're trading for and they gave up
Starting point is 01:22:52 a bunch of prospects. There's some debate about how great those prospects actually were. There was only one guy and Keith Law's top 50. But you're trading for a guy. guy who you have for this year and then next year and then he's a free agent. But there might not be a next year. So you're trading all this stuff for a guy. It might be two months and then next year might not even happen.
Starting point is 01:23:16 Dubundo, would you even have gone all in on these guys when you don't know if next season's even happening? I talked to a couple of front office people. They said that that led to a lot more controllable guys getting dealt this offseason, with this trade deadline, rather, because they felt that those, medium-term deals might not have the kind of value they normally would have, and thus they were more likely to move them. And I think that was especially the case with Ruchman, where one, he's already kind of getting pressed out for playing time with Pesayo coming up and maybe
Starting point is 01:23:46 being better. Two, he hasn't been very healthy the last few years, and he's played through injury and missed time. And three, like, did he want to resign with the Orioles? Even if there was baseball next year, I'm not so sure. So, like, I understand why Orioles fans are upset. And I wrote about this for the ringer. It feels like they're asking us to trust the prospects again and pushing the can down the road. But I'm not sure what Adley's actual value was to Baltimore anymore. But I think it's very clear what his value is to Boston. But if he's healthy, he's a top five catcher, which was the single worst part of the team.
Starting point is 01:24:19 Billy, what happens? The Marlins have done this a few times, the rebuild, but then it's another, the rebuild's supposed to pay off and it doesn't. So now you're in the re-rebuild? What do we call this? I mean, this is called my life as a baseball fan. So this is how it works. You go out, you get these guys, you develop them.
Starting point is 01:24:38 It doesn't end up working out. So then you say, you know what? These pieces just don't fit together, but like we're like trust us. We're going to really make it right this next time around. And then it just becomes like an endless cycle where you kind of trust them. And then what in my lifetime, what happens is then the, you know, owner eventually sells the team, makes a giant profit. They leave. the new owner comes in and says, you know what,
Starting point is 01:25:00 none of this is going to work out. Trust us, we're new to town. We're going to fix this situation. And then they end up going and they end up trading people. Do you guys think to go back to your question that you ask about the trades and, you know, whether it's worth it or not, do you think there's teams that made trades taking on contracts thinking, you know what, maybe I don't have to worry about this contract next year? Like, I could be taking on money that I may not have to pay if there is a lockout.
Starting point is 01:25:25 And it led to teams thinking, like, let's be overly aggressive. because this felt like a very aggressive trade deadline compared to past years where teams were going for it or teams were saying, you know what? I think the weirder part where the teams kind of like right on the fringes there of like the third wildcars spot, they're like, ah, I'm not going for it anymore. Like I'm going to just take some prospects where two games out, three games out. It's not worth it. That was the Luis Castillo trade. Because on paper, and I, we're in first place in our alekeeper league. So I'm, Castillo was one of the 40 pitchers.
Starting point is 01:25:56 we've been studying. Castia's kind of washed. And he was making, you know, I think he was making like 22 million this year and next year. They actually, the Mariners got a prospect back, got them to dump,
Starting point is 01:26:09 got them to take the entire contract. It's like, that's crazy. You're taking two years of Castillo. But then like what Billy said, maybe you're taking two months of Castillo, right? And there might not be baseball next year.
Starting point is 01:26:20 And then you're not paying anything. Well, for the White Sox fans, too, I think that trade was more like, look, we're going. for it, even though, like, Louise Castillo
Starting point is 01:26:28 is not going to probably be a different thing. He would not have been on my list. Oh, I mean, he's been on my fantasy team and it's been a disaster. But, like, he's a guy that's a name. So it's kind of like, if you're a White Sox fan, you're going through all these years of hell as a White Sox fan. You're like, wow, like, this is a guy that they're getting. Like, I'd recognize this name.
Starting point is 01:26:45 He was good once. Maybe, you know, a change of senior rule will do it for him. Right. I like the Adley trade, but the prospect of a lockout followed by having to give him like a crazy amount of money after the lockout. It's a little concerning. But I feel like you've got to push chips in though. We have to.
Starting point is 01:27:05 Look at the American League right now. We have to. This was going to be my next question. The Red Sox could go from being the worst team in the American League to being the A.L champs in a four-month span right now on Fandall. They have the third best odds to win the AL. They're six to one. By the way, the Yankees are the favorite of plus 220.
Starting point is 01:27:23 We might not see Aaron Jones. judge again this year. This has been the elephant in the fucking room. Right? And the way they talk about is like, no, no, it's progressing. It's like all this like goobly duke where they were like, it's this. Yeah, he's, it should be good. He's progressing well.
Starting point is 01:27:39 He's got like a major rib injury and he's a six foot seven guy who has 280 pounds. And I don't, I don't think we're going to see him again. Do you Dubundo? Jacko doesn't either. He was tweeting about it. Jacko does not. Jacko is convinced that they're lying about this, they're hiding, he's more hurt than
Starting point is 01:27:56 than they're thinking on that. I mean, the Yankees still have the three starters. Those guys are back now and that's still the scariest thing in the American League is those three guys in a row in a playoff series. But they're bottom 10 in offense, the judge got hurt. Right. And they didn't push any chips in,
Starting point is 01:28:12 right? Every player that they went for, they didn't do the bullpen upgrades, which you normally would do if you were pushing in for this year. They got two players who were going to be on the roster next year with Garcia and Ramos. It felt like a little bit of a let's not burn our prospects chasing 2026 if we don't know that Aaron Judge is going to be back.
Starting point is 01:28:31 Maybe he's back for the playoffs, but how healthy is he? In theory, he'd have missed four months by then. He hasn't done any baseball activities. So I think the Yankees' actions speak a whole lot louder than their words. You weren't excited about Luis Garcia Jr.'s home run yesterday, earning his pinstripes first game.
Starting point is 01:28:49 I was. I actually slacked Ben Glickman. And then five minutes later, the bullpen gave up five runs. That was one of the games of the year. grew up, they were down six nothing, came back, took seven, six lead, and then gave up seven runs in an inning. And the same picture got lit up right after the second and back down to AAA. He was terrible. This Yankees read, so the Red So the Red Sox, the thing flipped when
Starting point is 01:29:11 they swept the Yankees at the end of June, right? And then Contreras got into it, the nationals and all of a sudden it's going. I will say this, because this Red Sox thing has made no sense as it's happening. I've actually been watching the entire time. Is this happening. It doesn't. I was even, I went with, I took my wife to the Dodger game and I'm like, yeah, this guy Monasterio, like he'll have a big hit there in this game. I have no explanation for it. This guy's 29 and it's got like a 190 batting average career. But their bullpen's really good. And they, they got the Giants lefty, which they finally gave up on Marcel O' Meyer, which I think Red Sox fans had already given up. But this, this Red Sox, they have this bullpen now that if they can
Starting point is 01:29:54 just get to like the sixth, seventh inning, and they did this against the Dodgers. They can just keep bringing guys out that hold the lead if they have a one-run lead. I'm actually, Billy, I'm, I'm weirdly optimistic. I can't explain it. If you still feel the way you once felt about the Red Sox, especially like with the Yankees, like, do you still hate the Yankees the same way? Just with every bone in my body.
Starting point is 01:30:19 Really? Yeah. Like I have the Yankees on, I'll have the three TVs. I always have the Yankees on a TV to, we're hoping they lose and hoping, like yesterday was a dream. Just this guy's just getting bombed. They leave them out. The crowd's going nuts.
Starting point is 01:30:33 Another guy comes up, another two run home or it was awesome. It matters too, Bill. You got the wild card race here. Well, here, this is maybe a division race. This is one of the questions I had for you. Like, who do you like in the American League? I know you guys are both nationally guys, but you go through and like the White Sox are plus 950 to win the pennant.
Starting point is 01:30:56 Texas is 16 to 1. And probably they tried to sell. Right. Cleveland's 11 to 1. Seattle's 8 to 1. Everybody thought they might completely gut the team. Really, it's a three-team race with a wild card that might come out of nowhere between Seattle, Houston, young white socks.
Starting point is 01:31:16 Cleveland kind of dabbled around the edges. I don't know about them in Texas. But if you had to pick a team to Bundow, who would be the out of nowhere? team in August and September. It's still Seattle. If you base off priors, all my Seattle buddies have given up. They were, they kind of soft sold with Castillo, but again,
Starting point is 01:31:32 I thought they were just dumping salary there. And then they have prospects that can call up, your guy, Kate, is in waiting to probably come out of the bullpen and potentially save their middle relief in the playoffs because they're really short-handed there. This offense, I mean, it's like looking around at Josh Naylor, hey man, you're going to hit anytime soon?
Starting point is 01:31:49 Cal Ralee, you're going to do something at some point this season? all-time flip season. They do. Like, that's the team. And the way the bracket sets up, Tampa Bay, whoever wins the division is going to be the one seed. Then four, five is going to be the other two,
Starting point is 01:32:04 Boston, New York, probably. So they're going to be on one half of the bracket. So you have one of the winners of the West or the Central has to be in the ALCS. And I'm not sure any of them are any good. I mean, again, Texas tried to trade to Grom. Yeah. The Brown said no.
Starting point is 01:32:19 The White Sox feel like a year early. They've had a great season. but I don't think their bullpen is competitive long term in a playoff series. It's like Cleveland, maybe, because they've done it before. They have an ace and a closer, Cleveland at least. So I don't like anybody except maybe Seattle. I had Seattle, too. I was surprised the odds were that high.
Starting point is 01:32:38 The Cade piece is a wildcard. Cade's having like one of the great minor league seasons in the history of baseball. Keith Law made him the number one prospect on his revised list last week. And he said it was the first time he's ever had a pitcher. first, which seems notable. And he's going to come in, I think, August 15th. He's on our keeper team. We really need him.
Starting point is 01:32:58 And it seems like they're just going to use him as that this guy that will come up every once in a while in the playoffs, the young phenom guy who doesn't start but has these big innings, like, you know, and just is in the mix. And it seems like they're saving him for that. But they still have to actually get to the playoffs. Billy, is it, is it fair to be scared of Texas even though they're 16 to 1? They've had some injuries. I think they play 12
Starting point is 01:33:25 their next 19 in home. Texas and August is always a nightmare. They have a Valdi, they have DeGrom. I still have my eye on them as like a sleeper. I mean, it's hard to trust them when they have a minus 40 run differential. You know what I mean? I guess things could turn around,
Starting point is 01:33:43 but they're only a couple games out of the wild card, but not that run differential is, you know, end-all be-all, but it is kind of telling. It's like if you're that much of a difference, how much of this is kind of like you've been getting lucky here that you're in the position that you're in. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:33:57 Like if you go down, you look at a team like the Tigers, tigers are plus 63. They're only a half game behind them, but there's so many teams. I mean, the AL really, like you were saying, has a couple teams at the top, and then it's somewhat wide open the rest of the way
Starting point is 01:34:10 and it's going to kind of be like, who wants it more. You see what Skip Schumacher did the other day, by the way, since we're talking about Texas, manager of the Texas Rangers. He was going out there. It was a game against the Astros on Sunday. And it was the seventh inning.
Starting point is 01:34:22 They ran out of challenges. So they couldn't, you know, challenge the strike zone anymore. Goes out, starts arguing with the umpire. But it's the seventh inning. Take me out to the ballgame happens, whatever. Then God bless America starts. Oh. So Skip Schumacher and the umpire both, you know, turn, take off their caps, respectfully.
Starting point is 01:34:39 Sit through God bless America. Then they go, turn back around, put the hats back on and go right back at it. Got them tossed out of the game immediately after. That's awesome. I love baseball, man. How can baseball? Can these things happen? Yeah, the Phillies wanted to walk off ABS last night.
Starting point is 01:34:54 It's great. Ooh. Yeah. I took my wife Saturday. We hadn't been to a baseball game in a couple years, and we did the take me out to the ball game. First of all, she had a great time. It was a great date.
Starting point is 01:35:05 But to take me out to the ball game, and she was just like, is this the best tradition in any sport? Does she do the one, two, three strikes you're out? No, we did. We did. We do the, we yelled Red Sox when it's like, And it's
Starting point is 01:35:19 Root Root for the Dodgers. We yelled Red Sox. Yeah. She did not do the hand for the one, two, three. No. But I was wondering,
Starting point is 01:35:28 does basketball need this? Could there be at the six minute timeout? Could there be something that unites the crowd? Did they need like their own unique song? Yeah, something.
Starting point is 01:35:39 Let's see. Could something happen there? It has to be like. It has to be like. Organic though. Right before crunch time, just something. I guess not.
Starting point is 01:35:47 I think it's better if it's team specific. Like, we saw this at the World Cup even. Like, certain teams had their songs or their moves or their... Yeah. The drumming or the rowing or the singing. Wonderwall was revived. Right.
Starting point is 01:35:58 By the way, I really missed the World Cup. It was like a real void. The next, like, when there weren't games every day, it was, it was like withdrawal almost. I'm getting an MLS, though. Doing it for the first time in, like, 10 years. I've been locked in the union of won three in a row. I'm trying to fill the void somehow. I don't see this thing.
Starting point is 01:36:18 I've made a decision on the Premier League, by the way, because I am getting back this year. Yeah. I'm going to announce now, or should I save this? I'm going to go back to Tottenham. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. I had my buddy David Nyman, who lives out here, is a huge Tottenham fan.
Starting point is 01:36:36 And he sent me, and he's like a very nice, like gentle, congenial guy, never gets mad. He sent me along Texas, like, what the fuck? You can't switch teams. You pick the team. you have to come back. Like, we'll watch games. This would be great. I was like, all right.
Starting point is 01:36:53 So I'm doing some, I'll be leaning on you to Bundo, but I'm doing some recon. I will be going back. This is my official announcement, Billy. I will be returning to Tottenham Hotspur. Honor to have been here for this. Sound the alarms, baby. It's celebration time. This is the first biggest problem is they don't have any stars right now.
Starting point is 01:37:11 Like, they need another star to kind of galvanize around. It was cane. It was sun. It was deli. Now it's like, I don't, I don't know. Risharleston and, uh,
Starting point is 01:37:20 well, they need me this year. They need some, some star power. We need more celebrity fans. Who else do we have? Who are the celebrity fans right now? Uh,
Starting point is 01:37:28 other than, Steve Nash, Adduh. Adele? Steve Nash still into it? Adele? I think he is. Adele like a real fan or a fake fan?
Starting point is 01:37:37 That, that's up for interpretation. I know someone could ask. Who? Rich. I could ask Rich. I'll ask him. Does Adele still care?
Starting point is 01:37:47 I mean, she lives here now, right? Anyway, I'm back. What's their coach situation? You guys happy with the coach, Bill? You want to bring in a coach of your own now that you go to Tottenham and say, you know what? Like I have my eye on the soccer situation.
Starting point is 01:37:58 I got some poll here as a celebrity fan. I'm going to save this organization and bring in a coach. Yeah, who do I suggest, Abundo? I'm sorry. The coach that Tottenham fans would want back has just signed a four-year extension with the U.S. men's national team. So we are... Oh, I saw that.
Starting point is 01:38:14 Potetino was our guy for many years. Now we have Deserby. He's a very intense Italian. man. He doesn't take shit from anybody. He's been known to accost his players in training and that has run him out of a couple of jobs in the past. But he's a damn good coach. So we're happy about that. National jobs are like full-time jobs. Like you can't go coach, you know, like in the NBA. Like you can't coach another team. I agree. I thought that was weird. I don't know how that's his only thing that he does. Like what does he do for the next year? Yeah. Just looks at under 17 footage.
Starting point is 01:38:44 That's weird. They're supposed to like travel around to see the players in person. It's like a, It's like when you want to take a vacation, but you still want to get paid, lots of money. You go coach an international game. And so we've actually seen a lot more of the club guys, especially since there's fewer top club jobs open. They just are like, well, I'll go coach Brazil or I'll go coach England or I'll go coach the USA, for example. Now Pacha signed on for four more years. Yeah, it was, it's funny going through the entire World Cup and getting excited about America and be like, and then it gets to like the last few games and the skill.
Starting point is 01:39:19 level is so dramatically better. It's like, oh, my God, what were we thinking? Like, Spain's connecting on 58 passes in a row. It's like, what were we even thinking we had a chance against anybody? Why aren't we good as a country at soccer? Like, why can't we be better?
Starting point is 01:39:35 The Chinese Communist Revolution, Billy Gill. I got it. All right. No, that's what you're close to when I was his story. I got a great email that I really want to dive into at some point for real. And I can't remember who sent it, but
Starting point is 01:39:49 I'll give them credit when we do it about, do we designate one of the 50 states as a soccer-only state? All they have is soccer. And like if you're good at soccer, you actually, so it's like South Dakota, it's just like we've designated South Dakota as our soccer state. And that's it. There's no other sports. You can't play basketball. You can't play football. All you have to do is play soccer from day one.
Starting point is 01:40:13 And then that becomes like our little mini country within the United States. That's soccer. I can see Billy's wheels. turning on this. I mean, I'm kind of wondering what, like, the ramifications might be if we're like, you know what? Also, no schooling. It's just soccer in this state. Like, this is what you're going to learn. There'd have to be a lot of money, like, thrown at them, right? Or do they not have a choice? Like, there's just no option. You literally can't play any sport. I don't think it's a not a choice. No, no, it'd be soccer only. But you could
Starting point is 01:40:41 do it with a small state, too. Like, you just pick Rhode Island would be tough because the weather. But you could go smaller state and just be like Rhode Island. or Maine or Delaware, one of those. But, but I, so we're sending kids there or are we bringing them up for? Yeah, this is getting problematic. No, we're families. It's like hockey.
Starting point is 01:41:00 Families are moving there. It's like in Canada, how the people move to different cities. But I thought as a half-baked idea, I thought it was tremendous. Back to baseball. We must. What a tangent. That was great. Well, I had one more big baseball thing for you.
Starting point is 01:41:17 because you talked about this in the PC row for the ring or to bundo. There's like five playoff teams in the NL. And you can see their odds for Fando to win the pennant. The Dodgers are minus 115. It goes all the way through. It's Milwaukee, Atlanta, Chicago, Philly's 10 to 1. And then the six best odds are San Diego, it's 35 to 1. So we have a five-team race basically in the National League.
Starting point is 01:41:41 Is that just where we're going to end up or is there going to be an out of nowhere team? No, I think that's very much where we are. That's it. And that's what I think that kind of informed the deadline. It's like, you know, I know Billy is persona non grata on Marlon's Twitter now because he's not happy with the team. Is that true? I upset Marlins' Twitter because I wanted their manager, Clayton McCullough, to be fired after he took out Yuri Perez during a perfect game. It was a whole thing.
Starting point is 01:42:05 I really, really upset them because this is like right when they were, you know, getting hot on their nice, you know, month of June where they were kind of showing everyone like, wow, this is like the real team. Everybody ignored the first couple months. Like June, that's the real team. Then there was a 12-game losing streak that, like, you know, kind of derailed that whole thing. But, like, in the process to getting 10 games over 500, which is not common accomplishment down here for the Miami Marlins, particularly that point in the season, I was very upset at the idea of pulling Yuri Perez during an attempted perfect game. How many pitches? He had 92 pitches. But their whole thing was it was his third start back from injury, but it was a leg in.
Starting point is 01:42:45 injury. And I have lived my existence as a Marlins fan with the excuse making of we need to save these arms for October, knowing full well, October is not guaranteed for the Marlins. And like, longevity of these players' career, as bad as this may sound, is not of my utmost concern. Like, I don't really care if they have a long and healthy, prosperous career that will get them traded to another team. I would like to see a no-hitter or a perfect game. This is why I hate Don Mattingly. And Dubondo, I'm sure you love Donnie baseball because he's
Starting point is 01:43:21 come in. No, no, no, no. Really? You hate Don't think I've ever disliked a Phillie's manager because I like Don't, dislike Don Mattingly's managerial of the Philadelphia Phillies right now. Really? He feels the same way. We've discussed us on the Phillies special. He, I mean, it's like a reverse
Starting point is 01:43:37 Nepo, his son is the GM sort of. It's a very weird reverse nepo. Hold on a second. He came in and he completely turned around your season. They conveniently fired Rob Thompson the day before Zach Wheeler came back from injury and his pitched like a Cy Young and, you know, all the players started playing better. I think that would have happened with or without the great Donnie baseball.
Starting point is 01:44:00 You know what the... I was going to say the Red Sox manager, Tracy, who took over for Cora. And he's like a scramble for runs guy, which we haven't had forever. Like somebody will double and he'll, he'll, he'll, he'll be. bunt the guy over. Like we're like a suicide squeezed threat now. Small ball's back, Bill. It's really fucking fun.
Starting point is 01:44:19 I love it. Corr was very holier than now about all that. And this guy will just be like, we're bunting people over. We've won games with like sacrifice, three sacrifice bunts in, you know, the last four innings. And it's really fun.
Starting point is 01:44:33 It's energetic. I enjoy it. There's more variance in baseball now. Ben Lernberg wrote about this. Like Brewers have broken clutch hitting. Tampa Bay, like invested in a, bunch of dudes who hit the ball really hard, but on the ground or line drives, not homers.
Starting point is 01:44:46 And it's worked for them. And like, you know, you got the Red Sox doing this. So there is more, there's more variance. The Phillies just traded for a hall for Louisa Rise who never strikes out. Billy, what would be your strategy? Would you be a all-line drives guy? Would you be a home runs and strikeouts GM? What would you be? I like small ball. I like the stolen base. I think it's fun. Like, I like the idea of a triple or, you know, like something happens and, whoa, could we get an inside the park home run here? Like, the home run. You're like, the home run. Runs and the strikeouts, like, they're fine, right? But, like, I like the, it's kind of like instant gratification with the home run.
Starting point is 01:45:19 Like, you immediately have that feeling and then it's gone where, like, a stolen base, like a triple or, you know, you have a team that you know, like, anything can happen here. Like, this guy's going to be, like, a demon on the base path. I like that kind of baseball. That's why I don't understand why, like, why do games go beyond the 10th inning when you start with a runner on second base with no outs? Like, it's very easy. Just move them over, blunt them over.
Starting point is 01:45:41 Yeah. Sacrifice fly. And you score or run. But we have games going beyond the tent all the time because there's no, like, they said just stop teaching small ball. And it's coming back now, thankfully. But we had like a generation of people who are just discovering that you can steal bases and bunt people over.
Starting point is 01:45:58 It's incredible. You also had people when they're bunting looked like they had never attempted a butt in their entire life. And this felt like it was like for 15 years. Just people would be like, yeah, it's second and first no outs. They're going to bun them over. And the guy would be like holding the batting the bat. like it's like a broomstick.
Starting point is 01:46:14 Well, I mean, with the shifts, you would have like everybody on one side of the field. And it's like you literally just have to put it down the third baseline. And you could hit double here. And nope, sure enough, you hit like right into the shift. And then if there is a bunt now, we have the opposite where no one knows how to field a bun. So like if you're going to bunt it, you're probably going to get on because they haven't been teaching people how to free. Freddie Freeman's the only one who knows how to do a bun anymore.
Starting point is 01:46:37 Do you hate the Arias deal to buntow? I'm very lukewarm on it. Really? Well, they moved Bryce Harper to the outfield. So for comedy's sake, it's going to be amazing. It's literally, it's like, all right, what's the option do you want to play now? You'll play third, play first, play right field. Arise adds on base value to a team that's 28th and on base percentage.
Starting point is 01:46:57 So that's exciting. I'm excited to watch him hit. He's like annoying to play against and fun to have on your team. He's gotten better defensively. But like you said, you know, Bryce Harper hasn't played outfield in five years. He got injured last time he played the outfield. That's why he stopped playing the outfield. This is the Aaron Judge problem, too.
Starting point is 01:47:14 Yeah. And he wasn't a good outfielder in 2021, and I don't think he's going to be a very good one in 2026. And some of the metrics already say the Phillies are the worst defense in the league. I can't wait. Again, they might get a TV for me. I can't wait to watch them play defense. I went down an Ariya's rabbit hole yesterday for you to Bundo,
Starting point is 01:47:33 but I wanted to save it to talk to you today. Because I don't, like, what is this guy's deal that no team wants him? He's about to win. He potentially could win. if he keeps his average up, his fourth batting title for his fourth different team. Like, he just is constantly moved because all he does is get on base and that's essentially it. I was like, in the history of baseball, how many people do you think have won four batting titles that are not in the Hall of Fame? Do you know off the top of year?
Starting point is 01:48:00 You wouldn't know that. No, I would be amazed if there were any. I used to know things like this. How many have won four batting titles for four teams? I don't think that anyone has. That has to be a record. So there's one guy that has three batting titles that is not in the Hall of Fame
Starting point is 01:48:15 and that's Pete Rose but I don't think it has anything to do with his play and then there's a guy that has four batting titles not Pete Rose fuck yeah all these guys should be in this is ridiculous what's the point of the Hall of Fame I say this I like watching the history you're watching the history of baseball here
Starting point is 01:48:29 by not including they're in there please come on put like make his plaque A separate wing yeah make his plaque put on the plaque what he did like we want our kids to learn about the past to pretend he didn't happen Like he's in there.
Starting point is 01:48:43 He just doesn't have the plaque. I like the punishment. I'm very unpopular on this situation. But like the fact that like I know this eats at Barry Bonds and I know this eats at Roger Clemens, like I kind of like it. Why can't we put it? Why can we have like a basement and it's not nice?
Starting point is 01:48:57 Yeah. It's not good. You're like going in a dungeon. Yeah. Hold on a second. Yeah. Wait a minute. And gamblers.
Starting point is 01:49:03 I have an idea. What if we put up their plaques like in an infirmary? You know what I mean? Like if somewhere inside the Hall of Fame there's like a first aid state, where you can go and you can get like all the drugs or whatever. And then in there there there's like a whole wall with like the Palmeros and the Macguires and everyone. But like you have to go into like a place where they're going to sell you drugs or give
Starting point is 01:49:24 you like medication. Can I go one step further? Put them in the bathrooms. There's like 15 guys. There's 15 bathrooms. Each bathroom there's just like the Barry Bonds plaque next to where you dry your hands. But like in the bathroom or like would you put a plaque like as a urine? The toilet?
Starting point is 01:49:40 Yeah. Like over the urinal. Yeah, yeah. No, no, like in the urinal, like the urinal cake thing that catches it. So it doesn't like splash back. It's like all of Barry Bond's stats or whatever, you know? I think there's something here. Listen, Barry Bonds is the best left fielder I've ever seen in person.
Starting point is 01:49:55 I can't believe he's not in the Hall of Fame. He was unbelievable. Look, he cheated, right? Like, we know he cheated. He did it. He got the stats, which is what he wanted. He got the money, which he was going to get anyways. Why not take this little thing from him knowing that it's just going to drive him crazy
Starting point is 01:50:09 that it can't go in there? Like Pete Rose, Pete Rose is obviously like an extreme situation because like it was literally all he cared about. And then he died. So it's like he's never going to see this now. Yeah. And then immediately after me like,
Starting point is 01:50:20 you know what? Maybe it's time for Pete. It's like, guys, this doesn't mean anything to Pete anymore. Like he's gone. He's not going to be there signing autographs anymore. Anyways,
Starting point is 01:50:28 back to what I was telling you. There's one guy that has four batting titles, not in the Hall of Fame. It's this guy Bill Mad Dog Madlock. Do you know him? Oh yeah, the Cubs. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:37 So he wins four batting titles. He has a career three. 300 average. He was good. He has World Series that he won with the Pirates. He didn't even get 5% of the Hall of Fame vote and was gone off the ballot after one year. Because apparently he was so difficult with the media and he was such a jerk to like umpires that I guess they sent him this point. I mean, he has over 2,000 hits, but it was like 1800 games.
Starting point is 01:51:00 So it's not the best. But in a baseball season now where you have like five guys hitting over 300, the idea that you have a career 300 hitter with four batting titles that didn't even make the second year ballot in the Hall of Fame is crazy. In 1996, so 93 was when he was up. He didn't make it pass. In 96, the Veterans Committee or whatever, the Baseball Writers Association, they got together in petition for him and like three other guys, including Larry Boa, who didn't make a second year after a second year of election.
Starting point is 01:51:34 They wanted to put like five guys back on the ballot who had gotten the 5%. they approved it. Then the ballot came out and they changed their mind and they just left them off the ballot. So they said, you know what? We approved this,
Starting point is 01:51:45 but no, we're not going to ever vote you into the Hall of Fame. Garvey's the biggest miss for me. When I was a kid, Garvey was the best first basement for like a decade. I don't understand how he's not in.
Starting point is 01:51:55 Well, Don Mattingly's not in either, right? He's another guy. He didn't, his peak, he had the great peak, but his career, I don't think was long enough.
Starting point is 01:52:02 I had another topic for you guys. I watched four Red Sox games when they played the A's in Sacramento. I love that. I kind of loved it. I love Sacramento. It was really fun. I love when they played in Las Vegas and everything was flying out.
Starting point is 01:52:17 Like that stadium was, I just told you. Parts of the out field where the ball would fly out and then other parts where you had no chance. And it just, it felt like more of, it felt like honestly like a double A game. It was crazy to watch on TV on like a, you know, a nice widescreen TV and HD. And it was like, it seemed like people were at like the park and not like an. baseball game. When they would hit the home run, it would be so, like,
Starting point is 01:52:42 hilariously over the fence. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like, this ball just went 480 feet somehow, and it went two parking lots over. It kept you on your toes every single at bat because he was like literally anybody could hit a home run.
Starting point is 01:52:55 But I don't know. I kind of enjoyed the vibe. The other funny thing is where the clubhouses are located. Yeah. Is different from a normal, like, major league setup. So last year, when Katsi got thrown out of a game,
Starting point is 01:53:07 he had to do like the walk of shame. down the third base line. So he like milked the walk. He's like walking super slowly because he just wants to make his point clear that he shouldn't have gotten thrown out. And then he, you know, he veered off down the left field line,
Starting point is 01:53:19 I guess where the medical store the clubhouse is. It was so funny. It was such a weird series because we had, we traded for Curtis Mead. And then he got hit the second time he went up on the hand.
Starting point is 01:53:30 He had like a suit of armor on. It was like three inches of his body where a ball could have actually hit his flesh and somehow ends up breaking the rest. So it turned into the Aaron Rogers Jets game of Aaron Rogers coming out with the flag and getting, that was it. He's gone. That was one of our big trade
Starting point is 01:53:46 deadline moves. The Sacramento crowds are also kind of great because they're not really invested. Like, they're going out and they really like it. The A's being nothing to them. So they're going out there just to have fun. The perfect game that I was telling you about, Yuri Perez, that I upset Marlins' Twitter.
Starting point is 01:54:03 So they take them out of the game. This is in Sacramento. The A's fan or the road team that's being no hit and hasn't even gotten on base, is just letting the Marlins manager have it for the rest of the game. They're all in unison just chanting shame at him over and over again. So the game's going on and you just hear chance of shame, shame, shame. And they're like pointing at him.
Starting point is 01:54:25 And he's like on the top step. Eventually he's like, I got to like get back in the dugout here. But they were letting him have it for three straight innings because they are just there to have a good time as long as they have baseball there. I like it. I think it's been a bit. Sacramento probably shouldn't have a major league baseball team. But I do like when cities get a cameo for a year.
Starting point is 01:54:43 Like, yeah, here's what it's like. I don't know who the next team would be. But I think the Vegas thing's going to be bizarre. It is going to be weird. I don't think, like, it's not like football or it's a destination or like basketball, even where it could be a destination or hockey where they have their own team. Like baseball, like, you know, of all the places to travel to go watch your baseball team, are you going to pick Vegas?
Starting point is 01:55:04 There's too many games. Like for even the tourists. home field advantage at all. It'll be like a road tourism environment. And then like, yeah, in the middle of June, who's going to Vegas to watch their team play the A's? All right. So before we go, is there an out of nowhere team these last seven weeks?
Starting point is 01:55:24 I know we talked about a couple candidates. You know it's going to happen. It's August 4th. We know somebody's going to get hot. So who is it? And it could be either league. My guess would be the NL just because the NL has the top five. and then everybody else
Starting point is 01:55:40 and everybody else seems suspicious to me. I don't think what you're saying like come out of nowhere to do what? To like win the... Just to make a run
Starting point is 01:55:48 and be like, what's going on with these guys? It always happens. I don't know if they'll win a pennant but somebody throwing their hat in the rain
Starting point is 01:55:54 that we're not expecting. I mean, the crazy case would be the Detroit's only two and a half games out. A little school school booing theory? And they metrically like they are underrated.
Starting point is 01:56:07 They've got a bunch of younger players coming through that have that have popped for them of late. They, you know, there was a little bit of malaise early in the season. And I do wonder how much of it was related to the fact that the clubhouse was just kind of pissed off that school bill didn't get paid. And they were pissed at ownership and pissed at kind of the inability to negotiate this situation. So just getting him out of the picture, of course it hurts their pitching staff, but just
Starting point is 01:56:31 getting him out of the picture helped them. Now, you know, you're not dealing with a ton of starting pitching anymore. but we've seen Detroit do this before. Two years ago, they were dead in the water and got hot and managed to pitch their way into the playoffs. It wouldn't be shocking just because I just don't really believe
Starting point is 01:56:47 in any of the teams in the American League Central. Honestly, I would have kept them. I think for what they got, because you get, if he leaves as a free agent, you get draft picks and it's okay. It's not getting two top 60 prospects, but at least you get something.
Starting point is 01:57:04 But then it gives you a chance for, I don't know, for some sort of playoff run. Plus, you know next year's going to be a lockout anyway. I don't know. If I was running the Tigers, I would have kept them. I mean, it's two and a half that they're out too. It's not, they have to jump like five teams right now to get into
Starting point is 01:57:20 a playoff spot because everyone's so tight, but like you did kind of punt on the whole scoble thing. And and like, we haven't talked about it, but doing it two days before the deadline was weird. Like, I know that we don't want to say that the Dodgers have
Starting point is 01:57:36 ruined baseball, but like something's fishy here with that situation because now he goes to the Dodgers and now they're already probably starting the contract negotiation situation. And I wonder how much, like, he, do you think he's motivated with the impending idea of a lockout with a salary cap to let me extend before this season's over and just get a ton of money before there isn't a ton of money to be gotten? So like I'm happy to be going to the Dodgers. I would have wanted to go there anyways. They'll have a lot of money they can give me.
Starting point is 01:58:10 Like let's do this either like during the season or right after the season and let's not risk the idea of I can't get paid. Because the problem with the salary cap is the salary floor. Like in my thoughts, everybody says, I guess it's going to be great. All of the bad teams and now are going to have to spend $150 million. But what ends up happening is the bad teams end up spending that money in the dumbest way possible. And you get people who should. Remember 10 years ago at the cap spike? And all of a sudden, Portland and the Nets, all they, like Alan Crabs making $71 million for four years.
Starting point is 01:58:45 Yeah, we saw this. No business making the money that they're making, just getting thrown money because they're the free agent at the time. And the team that's bad that's not going to reach the salary floor is afraid of getting, you know, like a slap on the wrist or whatever from the league. So they just throw dumb money at players just to get over the floor. the money. Yeah. You're almost better like, yeah, penalized me versus me having to go get Luel Dang. So you said it was fishy that he went to the Dodgers.
Starting point is 01:59:15 To me, it's, there is a weird angle there too. No, but to me, it's beyond fishy. I think the rest of the league just assumed he's signing, he's signing with the Dodgers. Like to me, it reminded me of the Yonnas situation when Yannis said, I'm either going to Boston or Miami. Other teams could have traded for Yannis, but he had already said, I'm, I want to go to these two teams. I think Scoobel was just, I'm going to the Dodgers. Like, you can trade for me, but you'd be renting me, basically.
Starting point is 01:59:40 He must have made it know. But teams have traded for rentals before. I mean, the, the raise and the brewers are the two teams, everybody is kind of pointing the eye at. Well, so the brewers were the team that felt like they should have gone after him. Yeah. You know, teams are traded for rentals. The Dodgers just paid two, two and a half prospect, two, three prospects to get him early, right? To get him for one more playoff run. Why didn't Milwaukee do this? Why didn't Tampa do this? The conspiracy that I am open to is from a pure politics angle it feels very rare
Starting point is 02:00:05 that like the negotiation politics not politics from a pure negotiation angle like the fans are very split and very angry about this and a lot of them are going to side with the owners because they're mad at the big bad Dodgers so there is a theory of like
Starting point is 02:00:21 if you're the owner of the raise or the owner of the brewers and you want to sell you're thrilled that this happens you're thrilled and everybody's pissed the Dodgers it's like yeah yeah get mad at them so we can try to get a salary cap which is what all of them probably want because they get to cap the earnings of their labor,
Starting point is 02:00:36 which is ideal in an environment where you have the billionaires fighting against the millionaire players. So that I am open and sympathetic to the idea that not everybody loses from the Dodgers being seen as this unbeatable behemoth, even if they're not. I'll tell you this.
Starting point is 02:00:52 First of all, it's so much more fun to go to baseball games now. I just can't, it can't be said strongly enough that you're just in and out in two and a half, two hours 45 and you're not just sitting there watching somebody grab his groin and step out of the batters box.
Starting point is 02:01:08 They have a song you can sing. It's great. It's just so much more fun to go. With that said, if they do have a lockout and baseball disappears, it is just not going to, like when this happened in 1981, this was, I was, I was 11. It was catastrophic. Like we didn't have nearly enough other stuff to do. So just taking baseball away, even in 94 when it happened and it was awful, there was
Starting point is 02:01:33 slightly more stuff to do. Now there's so much stuff. I just think people move on to different things. And, you know, it could go away for a year and it would be terrible. But I don't think it would have the same impact that it did 40 years ago. I just don't. But does that then benefit the players? Because like the owners are going to be the ones that are going to be more incentivized.
Starting point is 02:01:54 So like we cannot have this be a prolonged lockout and lose kind of the momentum that the sport It's had the past couple seasons. It's the other way, though, because for the owners, and these are all the people that buy teams now, and we're seeing it in basketball and football right now, especially. There are all these rich dudes. These teams are assets to them. They're not, they don't have a connection to the city or the fan base.
Starting point is 02:02:12 They're these things they buy the same way they would buy companies or whatever. And if they could hold the asset for a year, not have to spend any money. They get to write off all this stupid shit for it, try to break the players a little bit and get a cap. Like, they're going to, they're going to do that. They're not going to care about the fans. I don't feel like these professional sports teams
Starting point is 02:02:33 care about the relationship with fans in the same way that they used to. It's not just fans. I mean, think about how much of the local economy is, you know, between stadium workers to... Right. It's devastating. ...employees to the fact that it's, you know,
Starting point is 02:02:47 smaller U.S. cities around the country have 80 plus events every year that are guaranteed that provide local broadcast rights, local TV. They don't care. It goes way beyond billionaires. You know, like the one thing you'll say is, like, oh, you're choosing the billionaires over the millionaires when you side with the owners, which is true.
Starting point is 02:03:02 And like, I'm pro-labor, but there's labor beyond just the millionaire players that go into the entire baseball ecosystem. And people kind of leave them out of the mess. Like, they're not the ones that are actually the most impacted out of anybody. You know, if Bryce Harper doesn't get paid next year, he'll live. But like, if stadium employee number 326 that loses their job, you know, you're talking about massive ramifications. Well, you also, you think about all the bars around the stadium, all the restaurants,
Starting point is 02:03:27 all the stores that are around there. Yeah, you're decimating these different locations. Well, and then people will have to turn to the Savannah bananas, and we can't have that be something that takes Major League Baseball. I will make that my mission in life to make people. I feel like I had a little bit of an impact on pickleball because it feels like people, you know, just a tiny bit. If I helped it anyway, great.
Starting point is 02:03:50 But people are down on pickleball now, which I'm delighted by the Savannah Bananas are next. I don't know about that, Bill. anecdotally, pickleball is alive and well. What are your biggest like pop culture, like places where you have kind of flexed your muscle? So you got the UCLA coach fired or hired, I should say. Yeah, you got the UCLA coach hired. I mean, that's, that's going to be my legacy. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:04:14 You've, well, hold on. You've contributed in your mind to the downfall of pickleball. No, just a small contribution. Just a little, if I was able to help it anyway, great. I think people are annoyed by pickleball now. just takes a little cut and all of a sudden the reflecting pool is green, you know? You just need a little thing to kind of get the ball rolling downhill.
Starting point is 02:04:35 I think the one thing that I feel like I actually really helped was Friday night lights weirdly. The TV show. I think it was going to get canceled. And I wrote the CSP in the magazine piece about it and they decided not to cancel it. And Peterberg, and I don't know if this is true enough, but Peter Berg, the creator of the show,
Starting point is 02:04:55 like genuinely believes that the column saved the show. So who knows if that's true, but I'll take that one. We never would have had Landry and Tyra accidentally killed the guy outside the bar. The show just would have been gone. I don't if you guys watched that show. Dubendo doesn't seem like he did. Do you know when you're doing start to finish? I've seen episodes. Just watch season one. It's great. Do you know the impact that you're going to have when you do these things or do you just like find out after the fact? Like, when you go to sit down, the Friday night lights and you're like, you know what, this is going to do it. And you sit down and you say, this is how we save the show.
Starting point is 02:05:29 That was literally the column was, I need to help save the show. This is the best show on TV. That was 12 hundred words of me playing like, please, please watch this show. Yeah, so what is my new, what's my new thing now? The Savannah Bananas. Yeah, you got to stop the Savannah Bananas from taking over Major League Baseballs. You know, if they go into a lockout, all the attention will go to the bananas. It's really, it's really wonderful.
Starting point is 02:05:54 I was at a bar the other night and I was tempted to ask. the bar to just put something else on because it was on. But I literally went through the guide and I was like, there's nothing else that I could even recommend right now. Like the Phillies weren't playing. I was like, man, this is, this is dark.
Starting point is 02:06:07 Not the banana ball. I will say ESPN feels like it's reverting back to the 1980s with some of the stuff they're showing. They've had the pillow fight championships last weekend. I don't know if you guys saw. Well, this is the summer. This is summer programming. There's like flag football on the other day.
Starting point is 02:06:22 Flag football. Our friend Kyle Brandt was the color guy and the flag football. Really? under 18 championships. Yeah. It feels like I don't know whether they lost rights to different stuff, but it feels like they're definitely throwing stuff against the wall lately. What's the basketball league with the trampolines?
Starting point is 02:06:38 Slam ball. Slam ball. That was on last summer. And my buddy's at the bar like kind of getting into it for a second. Yeah. It's back? My question for any sport is, my question with all of these things is will Dubundo bet on it?
Starting point is 02:06:50 Will Dubondo and Sal actually think about wagering on this? That's when you know you've arrived. I don't see that with the Savannah bananas. Saturday night, I was in an airport delay in Dallas for two and a half hours getting home from Montana. And my friend and I sat down. And there was USL, which is second division American soccer on. And it was Louisville versus Tampa Bay. And Louisville was up three no at the half.
Starting point is 02:07:14 And Tampa Bay had this crazy comeback. They won five to four. And I will say I did check to see if they had betting odds up. They did not. So there were no wages placed. But it was a curiosity thing. But yeah, I have never been. bet on slam ball, never bet on pickleball.
Starting point is 02:07:28 This is the dark days of gambling, August. No. Yeah, I take some time off. It's nice. Yeah, because we have no golf majors yet. The FedEx playoffs is here. All the tennis stuff is done. There's just baseball. U.S. Open's coming up. US Open's coming up. No, but I mean, for right now, there's nothing.
Starting point is 02:07:47 Yeah. There's some preseason football, which is like, preseason football is a clear indication whether you have a gambling problem or not. Well, you see, Bill, the Sharp people will tell you, that's where they find their big edges. Exactly. That's just proved my point. It's a lot of work. And the payoff has never been clear to me.
Starting point is 02:08:03 Even I don't bet preseason football. Like that's like, that's like a next level thing. All right, guys, this is fun. Baseball, I'm actually paying attention to watching and I care.
Starting point is 02:08:14 So we'll have to do this again. Billy Gale, how's college football tailgate going? We're gearing up for a couple weeks away, right? We're like less than a month at this point before we have actual games going on. So exciting stuff. Exciting time. The Bundo, we'll talk more about Tottenham.
Starting point is 02:08:30 Come on you Spurs, Bill. Come on you Spurs. We are 17 days to the opener. All right. Thanks, guys. Good to see you. All right, my friend David Shoemaker is here. We've been working together for literally 15 years since year one, Grantland, all the way
Starting point is 02:08:45 through the ringer. Do you go to SummerSlam last week? You must have. I didn't go. I didn't go. It was my first one I missed in a while, but I've been moving and doing all this kind of stuff. And, you know. No Minneapolis for you?
Starting point is 02:08:56 Yeah. I spent a couple of summers in Minneapolis growing up. So I'm not anti-M Minneapolis. But I heard it was one of the most fun summer slams in a while in terms of just, you know, the hanging out and the vibe and stuff. So, yeah, I wish I'd been there, but I didn't go this year. Did we definitely need a two-night summer slam? Just curious.
Starting point is 02:09:17 Is that a thing that needed to happen? I appreciate the shorter shows, you know, like each night. I appreciate that my, like, seven-year-old can stay up and watch the, event, you know, and not be three in the morning or whatever when it finally drags out. Because they were getting to a point. Some of those WrestleMania's before they went to two nights were just slog. The New York one was the longest one. I actually think I might still be there with my son.
Starting point is 02:09:39 Yes. I don't know if we've ever left. I think we entered the seventh circle of hell. And they, well, and they had like four really dramatic main events in a row at the end. So, like, and they were all long. The big thing this year is there was just a ton of ads and the matches weren't that long. And if you were just there for the wrestling, you know, it was a nice, fast-moving show or whatever.
Starting point is 02:10:00 But there is just a lot of other content. They could have fitted it all into one night. I don't know if they could have fit all the ads into one night, but they could have fit the content. And there were a couple of matches like, I'm a big Danhausen fan, but that Danhaus and Don match would have worked a lot better as like the third to last match in a really long show,
Starting point is 02:10:18 you know, kind of the popcorn match, as opposed it sort of trying to hold its own. So anyway, they could have done with maybe a little less time. I zoomed through both of them after the fact, after they happened. And the ads were an issue, which I get. We all have ads, but it was just different than the old pay-per-view experience of just being able to rip through it. But the one I cared about the most was the Lesnar match, which was, you know, on the first night and one of the, you know, I thought was the main event, yeah. Yeah, I thought it was the single most compelling storyline. Like, how many times can Seth
Starting point is 02:10:53 Rollins and Roman Reins have to have some sort of reckoning. This was like a clear torch pass to have a new guy and this whole legacy of, you know, going back to Andre the Giant, an Undertaker, Lesnar, now Obafemi, like the big unstoppable force. So it feels like they finally found that, right? It does. I mean, I was going through the list myself. And I mean, there's a little bit of a, you know, blurry line between the next big thing. monster edition and just sort of the next big thing, you know, like, where do you put diesel in
Starting point is 02:11:27 this conversation, I guess? But like, you know, you can definitely put Sid Vicious in that category. Oh, that's a good one. Diesel's good, too, by the way. Yeah, when Drew McIntyre debuted, this was his gimmick. He was the next big, he was the chosen one. You know, he was Vince's thing, but he was really slight. Like, he wasn't the same Drew McIntyre he is today. Right. But it's been, you know, and you can put a little bit of Bobby Lashley, a little bit of Randy Orton, a little bit of even John Cena or Roman Raines, you know, those guys are in that category. is like we have our eye on you, we know, like, you know, contract negotiations be damned.
Starting point is 02:11:58 We're going to say out loud that you're our next star, you know. And it's a really, it's a huge moment. You know, like I've known Obafemi to talk to him to say hey to him since his NXT days, obviously. And, and he's just a really great dude, man. I mean, just really, he's like, he's a true believer. He's the exact kind of guy you'd want in that spot. And it's really amazing to see how quick his rise has been.
Starting point is 02:12:22 and how justified it's felt. Well, and from a real life standpoint, six foot five, six four? He's a big dude. Six, six, six. Uh, yeah,
Starting point is 02:12:34 he's probably six, he's probably six, like legit six five. Like he was, he was, you know, noticeably bigger than me, and that's not usually the case
Starting point is 02:12:40 when I'm hanging out with wrestlers. Well, wrestling is seven foot three, seven foot two. Yeah, exactly. Seven foot two, 500 pounds. I said the NBA agents should send their players
Starting point is 02:12:50 just to go hang out with wrestlers all the time during the pre-dusts. draft stuff because according to the according to the tape they're all like seven and a half feet tall now. What, Hogan was 6-6-6-5? Sure. Hogan in his prime was probably a legit 65, 6-6. I mean, he was a really, really
Starting point is 02:13:06 big guy. And by the time that, you know, I interviewed him on cheap heat back at Grantland and certainly by the time that we interviewed him for the Vintstock, he was declining in size a little bit. He got a lot of hip surgery,
Starting point is 02:13:22 I think both hips replaced a couple of times and I think some back stuff too and that's just you know and just general shrinkage you know he had come down quite a bit Andre was listed at 7-4 was probably like 610 611 at his peak and then
Starting point is 02:13:37 after like the vertebrae started going on him it probably ended up at around 6-7 but yeah but the big show probably 6-9 6-10 and he's keeping it together for the most part a lot of these big guys have leg have not just knee surgeries, but like Kevin Ash just had a corrective leg situation
Starting point is 02:13:57 a couple years ago. He got a lot of like blood plat let, whatever, like shot up into his knee in Mexico. He's a whole new man. I mean, obviously, Andre turned down some surgeries that could have prolonged his life pretty significantly along the way. So, I mean, and that's a medical condition as opposed to, well, I think Big Show has it a little bit. But there's a lot more where you can do to keep the, keep going, you know, to like stop from curving over whatever. The more fun is when they try to anoint the next giant unstoppable guy, but the guy's terrible
Starting point is 02:14:26 like Giant Gonzalez. Oh my God. I mean, even all the way up to like, I was Vladimir Kozlov. Like there's so many just like weird, gigantic, like scary dudes who we just thought were going to be. But, you know,
Starting point is 02:14:38 during the Hulk Hogan era, there were so many feuds. It was just Hogan versus a monster and you had to keep finding people who looked physically imposing next to a guy who was already the biggest dude, you know, in the business.
Starting point is 02:14:50 You know, one of the biggest dudes in the business. So, yeah, there were a lot of, he, I think Hulk Hogan is responsible for skewing the size charts for a whole generation, you know, like in any other promotion, Hogan, a guy of Hogan size would have been the heel, and they would have kept the 510 guy that they were calling 6-1 as the hero, you know, and, and it, but it all got thrown. Well, that was the irony. Hogan was one of the best, like when Hogan was heel, he was one of the best heels ever. Big John Stud was kind of the underrated one from that whole era.
Starting point is 02:15:20 He, I love big guns. He was, but he was legitimate, like if you saw him in person, he seemed like a legitimate 610, 611. Yeah, I think with a lot of these dudes, it's, you get the impression of their size, even in person, even if the size is fake. Like John Sina and Stone Cold Steve Austin, I'm probably an inch taller than both of them, but both of them feel twice as big as me in person. Right.
Starting point is 02:15:46 You know, and, and, you know, Giant Gonzalez, I'm sure, did not feel like as tall as he was. He's a very wispy, seven-footer. And then you get, like, the CM punk guys who are, like, shockingly not as big as you'd think they are. Yeah, but punk is also tall. I mean, like, he strikes you as tall in person, too. And he's gotten into crazy good shape over the past, you know, several years or whatever. But, yeah, it's just the, it's when you've just carried around all that muscle forever. And then it just sort of congeals into asphalt as you become an old.
Starting point is 02:16:16 old man, you know, those, those guys are, like, I don't think, I think I could work out for five years and not be able to pick up Steve Austin off the ground. You know, he's just, he just, the guys like that are just so intimidating. Where W.W. is, it's, this is right after the hot streak, which has happened a few times in history where it's like, we had this incredible run. Everything's going great. And then it's like, it's right after you're still sustaining it, but you kind of know it's not the same. And it feels like a little bit of a lull right now. Right. So I wrote my book, Why Hulk Hogan Matters. I have to wave it around. That's my job. But this is, but Hogan was the, like for people of our generation, Hogan was the original apex, right? It was that the rock and wrestling, the Hockey mania era was so big. And at the time, it seemed like it'll be like this forever. But of course, we know now what every wrestling promoter prior to Hogan knew very well, which is wrestling is incredibly cyclical, right? Yeah. It's about, it's like, it's like boxing where you got to have the right fight, but it's just, it's a broader, almost like, It's inexplicable, you know?
Starting point is 02:17:18 It just goes up and down and up and down. And I think that for if you're running a wrestling company, the real, I mean, there's basically like two knobs that you can control. One is delay gratification, put it off as long as you can. The way Cody Rhodes lost his first WrestleMania match against Roman reigns, right? Right. And two is just try to drag out the top for as long as you can. That's why we had Hogan Andre at WrestleMania and then Hogan and Andre again at the first SummerSlan.
Starting point is 02:17:42 You know, they found ways to keep the thing going and going and going. Well, then they made macho man, the champ, but Hogan was still the biggest draw. Yeah, that's, Hogan's whole career. Comes in, get him. Yeah. They did the squash matches with Andre the Giant all over the place to build him up. But yeah, by 91, they kind of ran out of moves. Yeah, there's not, there's only so much you can do.
Starting point is 02:18:05 And so right now, yeah, I think we're in the post peak from the moment that we're all saying, I can't believe it's this big again with Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes relatively new to WWE and C.M. punk very new to WWE. That was the real peak. And then, and, and I'm sure that, I guarantee, like, you know, the folks at the TKO headquarters are not saying, well, we all know it's a cycle, but, you know, they're saying, how do we stay this big forever? How do we get bigger?
Starting point is 02:18:30 Yeah. But it's just now, you're kind of riding the wave. And it's really, it's going to be interesting to see, like, how far it goes down and how far and how quickly it can start going back up. It's not in a bad spot right now at all. But I think it's, I think it's notable that we have. C.M. Bunk versus Cody Rhodes and Roman Reins versus Seth Rollins at SummerSlam. These are two, quote unquote, WrestleMania matches.
Starting point is 02:18:52 And they're just saying, let's just put it all out there and let's see what we can do. They also very smartly are picking weekends better now. Like this last SummerSlam weekend, nothing's going on, right? You can really kind of own ESPN, who when I was there and I'm doing running diaries, I think I was the only wrestling coverage they had in the mid-2000s. Now they're doing three-hour pregame shows before night one of SummerSlam. It was on ESPN proper, the number one ESPN
Starting point is 02:19:23 for three straight hours leading up to the pay-per-view. So I obviously happy that wrestling is getting more mainstream coverage is we both, this has been a big part of our lives, less a part of mine lately. But it's weird when it's on ESPN. I cannot get used to it. I just, it's just weird. you used to watch like the like the old world class stuff and aWA stuff on ESPN news or whatever like
Starting point is 02:19:50 decades ago right like that was the last that was the last time that was on ESPN 1 was a WA yeah 8485 yeah uh and so i mean that that was that was the last time and and it never it never so it never really felt out of place to me but i get everybody saying i can't believe it i mean you know when i talk about media stuff on press box with brian it's all in the context of everything being a show right it's all It's all like, like everything filmed in a studio, sports or news or whatever, it's all K-Fabe. You know, we're all doing a job here, you know. Well, it's funny they're using the ESPN's infrastructure, the way they talk about, like, the NFL. And we're watching like Joe Tessitore with our old friend Rosenberg.
Starting point is 02:20:31 And it's like, what would this mean to Roman Raines? And it's honestly like watching NFL live. It's just weird. Well, and you have Lee, I mean, you have an army of former ESPN producers running WWE's, you know, production wing now. which has predated their ESPN relationship, right? So for the past several years, fans like me have been watching saying, oh, now that's a college football camera angle.
Starting point is 02:20:53 Or like, that's a pregame thing they would have only done on real sports, you know? And these things start trickling in. And so now it's all sort of the same thing. But you're right when it's like, you're watching ESPN and the weirdest part is that it doesn't seem totally out of place
Starting point is 02:21:05 just because the production is so high, you know? And, and, and, and also it's just like, you see these wrestlers just wandering in and out of the set of like get up and first take like there's so much weird synchronicity that are like synergy that like it's it's almost hard to process. I mean when you were there, you remember that people that were in the highest seats of power who would have just quit over WW being a WWE story being on the homepage of the website. Right. And now it's just seamless. It's all part of the product. It was a great opportunity for us 15 years ago. Right. When we were covering wrestling and really
Starting point is 02:21:41 throwing ourselves into it, there was nothing else going. on. So do you feel... I remember I remember very well the first time we talked at Grantland and you and you called me on the phone and we were just like what does a wrestling column look like? Like we didn't know what the world would want, you know,
Starting point is 02:21:58 or like what could even happen? And so, you know, we've come a long way, I guess. So do you think the ESPN thing's helped? Or it's neutral? I think it's helpful. I think more than anything, it's thrown a lot of these questions into stark relief.
Starting point is 02:22:14 You know, it's like now every single insidery wrestling conversation is like trying to read tea leaves about how excited ESPN is or or unexcited or how pleased or unpleased they are with the numbers they got last month. I think if it weren't ESPN, it probably wouldn't feel quite as dire
Starting point is 02:22:29 every time new numbers come in or whatever. But, you know, acquiring WWI is an interesting move for ESPN. I think it's worthwhile. But it's always been very transactional. All of their various, you know, over the top, you know, homes. It's always been, you know, they had the
Starting point is 02:22:44 WWE network and then when they went to Peacock, it was like, because because the Olympics got canceled, you know, because of COVID. And suddenly Peacock was like, how do we get more like built-in subscribers? And WV at that point came with like 1.5 million, like diehard fans that would follow it anywhere, you know? Same for Netflix. The way it always goes. Monday nights, Netflix. Yeah, exactly. We're doing live. This is a good fit for us. Yeah, they're always in the right place at the right time.
Starting point is 02:23:07 But I think that actually in terms of just like, like, the synchronicity affecting the bottom line. Like, does the ESB and WW partnership like increase WWs numbers in any sort of crazy way? We haven't really seen evidence of that so far. I think it's... I think the audience is always the audience.
Starting point is 02:23:25 Yeah, that's why I said neutral. I just think the audience just moves to wherever the product is and that's it. Now, I think if the product, you know, if something, if it catches fire again, if the cycle, you know, goes back up quicker than maybe we would guess,
Starting point is 02:23:39 I think it being on E. ESPN is a huge help just because people know where ESPN is, right? They're like, they're more likely to, potential fans are more likely to stumble across it, you know, in places like ESPN and even Netflix, than just being on TV, like, in the old. The biggest thing they need to figure out with Obafemey is, if you're going to be the good guy, unstoppable guy, that's really hard to pull off. So hard. It's incredibly hard. It's way easier to be. Kogan's problem. Yeah, it's way easier to be the, I'm actually, there's a darkness to me. I'm a bad guy and I'm a bad guy who is unstoppable and you just keep throwing these baby faces at me and I'm just going to keep nailing him. And I wonder long term how they play that with him.
Starting point is 02:24:25 I think you see this in the way he's been booked already. They had him win the King of the Ring tournament because he was the most deserving, I guess, in terms of what people thought backstage. But the winner's supposed to get a title shot at SummerSlam and they just had to say, yeah, forget about that stipulation. Let's have him fight Brock Lesnar instead. I mean, the Brock match is a bigger match. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:24:43 But I think the distance from now till at least WrestleMania, the entire booking strategy has to be keep Obofimia away from the title, right? Because you're right. It's hard. Once he gets the belt,
Starting point is 02:24:57 you know, I mean, The Undertaker got that title run early in his career when he won from Hogan, you know, and Tuesday in Texas or, you know, lost it back immediately. Sorry.
Starting point is 02:25:06 And, but that wasn't, In the Hogan era, it was really hard for someone to feel anointed. Now, this is a real anointing. Well, you also, if he's the biggest attraction you have are potentially going to be that, you don't necessarily need to give him the title anyway. No, you don't, but it's, you know, it's just harder and harder to come up with reasons for him to go out and fight at big events when the title is not involved. So it's just a matter of, like I was saying before, it's delayed gratification or whatever.
Starting point is 02:25:34 You have to figure out a way to stretch it out. here's what I would do. As you know, I'm an amateur WW Booker. I think he needs I think he needs a little bit of a group. I think he needs, like,
Starting point is 02:25:47 I still feel like that four horseman type of type of thing. Like he needs unstoppable people around him where he's the leader of it. And then you could kind of flip him being a bad guy or he could be the guy. He wants this so badly.
Starting point is 02:26:01 He wants to own WW and be the power. And these are his people. But now his side, kicks are starting to push the envelope a little too hard. Is this who he wants to be? And like, I would go that direction. I like when somebody like him is flanked with other people. I agree. I mean, listen, you're kind of describing what Roman Raines has figured out that worked over the past, you know, five years or whatever. So it's, but I think you're absolutely right. I mean, you said four horsemen, the worst legacy of the four horsemen is at any time four
Starting point is 02:26:29 wrestlers get together on screen, people say like, oh, it's like a new four horsemen, but not as good. Right. Right. But like three, four, like four competent wrestlers being friends should just be a renewable resource, right? You know, just like, let's put these guys together. So it would have to be somewhat genuine. Yeah, but I think so. I mean, listen, they sowed the seeds of him
Starting point is 02:26:47 being a Paul Heyman guy last night. So, you know, maybe, you know, Hayman had the dangerous alliance. There's always opportunities. AEW, just kind of over here now. Is this a battle anymore or what's going on? I don't think it's a battle. I mean, I mean, it's a, it's a, I don't,
Starting point is 02:27:07 I don't mean, listen, I don't know a lot of people that don't have, that choose not to watch one or the other because of time, but I'm sure that's a real thing for people. I don't really know what the battle would be. AEW has a really good product, and they're still doing things that WAB's not doing. Yeah. And, I mean, I just think that, you know,
Starting point is 02:27:24 the ceiling didn't quite come off the industry in the same way, but AEW's making a lot of money from Turner. And, you know, I think their next contract negotiation will be interesting because I don't put it past WWE to try to somehow, like, get in between the two parties or, you know, whatever. But that's more of a business thing. That's not about, like, content. I think AEW does really, really great stuff.
Starting point is 02:27:47 And I, but I think that both companies kind of are where they are right now. You know, like, I don't, people talk about ratings all the time. I really couldn't care less if like, AAA worldwide beat AEW or like what, I mean, it does. It's just, it's just a vibes thing. You're right. I watched. So I did watch the Raines, the Raines Rollins match.
Starting point is 02:28:10 We watched that, Ben and I. I wrote Ben in a watching, at least some of it. He's too cool for all this stuff now. He'll circle back because this is what's happening. Age 24, I feel like he'll come back a little. But I, you know, I did have Dean Ambrose in the back of my head as a, as the big surprise. And I don't think I was alone. and the shield coming back
Starting point is 02:28:34 but that didn't happen. There was no big in the two-day SummerSlam there was no big, holy shit. Oh my God, this guy didn't happen, right? Like crazy comebacks or whatever? Just like, oh, he's back or this guy's back?
Starting point is 02:28:50 No. Whoa, this guy. Raw last night we had big cast. I think they saved that. I think the Rafter SummerSlam is now just, you know, biggest thing is the Rafter WrestleMania. But no, SummerSlam didn't have those moments.
Starting point is 02:29:01 And I think that was because they wanted Rains and Rawls. to feel final, you know, to feel like, you know, like a real serious thing. And by the way, he'd had a post-Rains after he won did like an interview outside the ring, just like he's a real, you know, like a real athlete would do, like a basketball player would do. But they, but yeah, I mean, the Dean Ambrose thing, my co-host on the Masked Man Show, Kazz, was came, came away saying, there's no way they would have done that if they didn't think that Dean Ambrose might come back. Dean Ambrose, by the way, is wrestling under a different name is John Moxley in AEW and seems very
Starting point is 02:29:31 happy there. He's repeatedly said how happy he is there. He would never come back and all this kind of stuff. I mean, you never say never in pro wrestling. I don't think that what we saw at SummerSlam when they were winking at him doing his moves, you know,
Starting point is 02:29:47 referencing him vaguely on air. To me, that was less of a, you know, of WWB having a secret deal with him and probably more of a sort of long-term contract, a long-term like wooing process.
Starting point is 02:29:59 You know, it's just like, hey, you know, we haven't forgotten you. So if you ever want to come back to do, you know, WrestleMania 50 for like a billion dollars, we'll be here, you know. And I think that's always going to be on the table. A shield reading wouldn't be a big deal.
Starting point is 02:30:14 It would be huge. Yeah, that's the biggest thing I feel like they could do. All right. So why did you write this Hulk Hogan book? So why Hulk Hogan matters? I mean, listen, you and I are, you know, are both writers who don't write a whole lot anymore. But when I wrote about, I mean, obviously I've been writing about wrestling for 20 years and been writing about dead wrestlers from the very beginning and sort of what the wrestlers mean to me when they die.
Starting point is 02:30:44 When I wrote Hulk Hogan's obituary, I was just sort of floored thinking like, well, it was a lot to get out. But it was also a lot to think like, this is the last time I'm ever going to write about Hulk Hogan. And so the idea came up to write a book. Our friends at Harper, Sean Desmond, who's edited a bunch of Ringer books, who was, willing to take a shot on this. And so just sort of cranked it out. It was a lot of a, for me, it was like, I think for a lot of wrestling fans, there's so much that he did late in his life that I just hated, you know,
Starting point is 02:31:14 that like really just killed me. But it killed me because of how much I loved him in the 80s, you know, how much he was, how meaningful he was to me. And, you know, the title, I think, is deliberately a little bit of provocative, just like in the reverse way that Dead Wrestler of the Week was provocative back in the day, right? Like people saw the title and they thought I was going to be offensive. It was like, no, I'm talking about how much I love wrestlers.
Starting point is 02:31:35 And so why Hulk Hogan matters to me is both exploring why he's really meaningful to me and, you know, through so much of his career and, you know, kind of coming to grips with everything that happened in his post- Wrestling life and what it means when like one of your idols can break your heart like that. Yeah, I went to that. It's the night before the fires. the first rot on Netflix and LA. And Hogan came out,
Starting point is 02:32:06 and the response from the crowd was like one of the most shocking things I've ever been in arena for. Couldn't believe it. Like people were fucking furious and booing him. He didn't know how to audible in the moment to it. And that old Hulk would have immediately been like, oh, I'm going to be, I guess I'll be a heel for this
Starting point is 02:32:23 and just figured out. And he was too old and couldn't. But was really like, mostly despised. Now, this is LA. Like, you know, maybe that wouldn't happen every state. But then the fires happened the next day in it, and, you know, out here. But I just felt like that was such like a weirdly big deal that Hogan got treated like that.
Starting point is 02:32:43 But that was where it had gotten to with the last 20 years of his life. People were just fucking out on him. Yeah. I mean, listen, he never, I think there's a lot of people who rightly believes he never really apologized for, you know, his racist, you know, video, the video of him saying racist stuff, whatever, and, you know, there was a point where he famously came back to have a talk with the locker room when WW was letting him back in. And instead of saying, I'm sorry for what I said,
Starting point is 02:33:12 and I'm a changed man, he said, be careful of video cameras. Right. You know, just like the worst advice. And the fans knew about it, too, you know, because all that stuff gets out. But I really think for me that the icing on the cake was him coming back on that episode of Raw. And instead of saying, I love this business,
Starting point is 02:33:27 I just want to wish you guys good luck. He said, buy my beer. right? The whole thing was like a promo for Real American beer and I think that was just that was just the bridge too far. Jimmy Hart waving the flag behind him and you can't really audible a heel turn when you're like hawking your
Starting point is 02:33:42 new alcohol endeavor, you know? You gotta stay. It was really, really rough and it's crazy that it happened. It's crazy that nobody, him or WWE saw that coming, you know and it's just one of the most surreal
Starting point is 02:33:57 experiences for a long time wrestling fan and especially that being the last time you really saw it. Seriously. You know what I mean? Like that's like the ultimate warrior who had just as I mean almost as turbulent of out of the ring life, you know, he was not a great dude by a lot of estimations. Came back
Starting point is 02:34:14 when he got put in the Hall of Fame and the fans myself included went absolutely bonkers cheering for him and then he passed away like the night after Raw. Like really it was right. It happened right away but he went out on a high comparatively speaking and you know, Hogan's was, Hogan just got booed out of the arena like
Starting point is 02:34:30 Like literally. It's pretty tough in wrestling to turn a mass audience off with any behavior. When there's been somebody shaking people over the ears of behavior that people have abused. So many. Yeah. It's pretty. Well,
Starting point is 02:34:44 going back to the 80s, I mean, we do these movies sometimes in the rewatchables, but that whole popcorn hero era. And to me, Hogan was right there with Stallone and Schwarzenegger. Yes. And everything he stood for was also happening in the movie.
Starting point is 02:35:00 simultaneously. Yes. It's funny because he, you know, he never reached the success. And I write about that in the book, but he never reached the success in Hollywood, obviously, of Sloan and Schwarzenegger, despite being lumped in with them all the time. But, you know, looking back, Hogan was more of the American icon than the bigger stars were. I mean, he represented this country more. You know, as you look back, and we've had these conversations for years, right? You look back and it's like, like, you know, the Reagan era or whatever. Hulk Hogan was the Reagan era. You know, Hulk Hogan was like everything that we aspired to be at that time.
Starting point is 02:35:36 And how full of shit everybody in the 80s were. It's like, take your vitamins. And meanwhile, he was like doing more steroids than everybody. That was the 80s. He's the most, he's the most like quintessential American icon of that decade. So part of what I'm when I was writing, why Hulk Hogan matters, the thought process is like, am I just sad that he's not like me now or actually does he say more about me now than I want to admit, you know?
Starting point is 02:35:57 Is he still what America is? But yeah, I mean, honestly, that 80s, the popcorn movie era was just, it's incredible. I mean, you talk about rewatchables. There's like, there's never a time where you say no to a Schwarzenegger movie or, you know, an 80s Schwarzenegger movie or Stallone movie when they pop on. Yeah, it was weird that Hogan never was able to put the puzzle piece together for a movie career because I think he was so big of a personality on the wrestling side.
Starting point is 02:36:24 You couldn't kind of buy him playing a character. Where Schwarzenegger didn't matter. Yeah, Schwarzenegger. And the stunning thing is when you look at how bad Schwarzenegger was it acting in the beginning. Like, could somebody not have held Hulk Hogan's hand through a movie like this or whatever? But think about Thunderlips is probably a better five-minute scene than any scene Schwarzenegger ever had in a movie. But Hogan couldn't figure it out. But here's the thing.
Starting point is 02:36:50 I think Vince Sr., Vince's dad, who told Hogan he couldn't be in Rocky 3. Yeah. Was kind of right. I think wrestlers on the scale of Hulk Hogan, we just feel like we know them too well. And it's harder even than with an actor to see them play another role. I just think there's a weird disconnect there that like,
Starting point is 02:37:08 and that's part of what I came to why, you know, a lot of, why Hulk Hogan, why wrestlers in general can affect you so, can affect me so much. It's because you feel like you know him. It's because you feel like even though he,
Starting point is 02:37:19 I logically know he's playing a character. I feel like Hulk Hogan is like a figure in my life, you know? Yeah. And it makes it hard for, for him to be a, to be a movie star. Yeah, it's weird. This has happened in professional sports, too,
Starting point is 02:37:32 where there's guys that were everybody idolized who were some of the best people ever played, and then they just turned out to be pieces of shit. And it's like, well, how do you reconcile? Like, Pete Rose was the most famous baseball player when I was growing up. And then it's like, oh, he's actually a piece of shit. And it's like, well, what does that mean
Starting point is 02:37:48 when the Reds won two World Series in a row and you just kind of have to move the pieces around your head? But it never feels great. And I think with Hogan, and it's not even just a racist and all of that side of it. He really seemed to be reviled by all the people behind the scenes
Starting point is 02:38:07 for how selfish she was and how he always put himself over other guys. Yeah. I mean, listen, I always say that he, I mean, he was, for fans like me who were like on the internet during those days, like Hogan, stories about Hogan is how we learned about backstage politics.
Starting point is 02:38:24 Right. You know, all the weird stories. about Hogan refused to do this job. At the same time, you had, like, Rick Flair refusing to do jobs. You know, like, everybody refused to do jobs. But Hogan became, like, the icon of it. Well, he had the famous quote. That's not going to work for me, brother.
Starting point is 02:38:40 That's what we say all the time. And when he, and yes, when he was doing the NWO, like, he had a contract, and the Pisan's contract that said he had creative control, right? I mean, that generally is a thumbs up, thumbs down. Part of me thinks that, like, you know, people that had had, The champions had de facto creative control forever. You know, if back in the day, you just, I mean, you didn't have to show up, you know, like you want to hold the belt.
Starting point is 02:39:01 Like, you know, you can do whatever you want. But I do think that things are moving too quickly in the, in the Monday Night Wars era. And those sorts of like, I'm not losing to that guy. That doesn't work for me. Brother was happening like 20 minutes before Showtime. Right. You know, and like they're alive all the time. And so this becomes such a huge problem.
Starting point is 02:39:20 And also when you're like, when you have that kind of power, you can't see the forest for the trees. to talk about how, you know, all you want to do is make money and, and, and get, and build the business. But like, it's hard. If you're, if you're the one making the calls, you can't, you can't tell. You can't tell what's working. You, you're always going to be selfish. Well, it was, it was a LeBron-like career where you have the whole long peak, right, which is the 80s and early 90s for Hogan. And then you have the NWO, heel turn, that whole thing, which I think is the greatest moment in history of wrestling, in terms of impact, shock value, the crowd reaction.
Starting point is 02:39:56 I just think that's number one. But then you have that last thing, which maybe for LeBron will be the Sixers if they win the title, but when Hogan has the great match against the Rock and then finally ends up winning the title and has this one last kind of moment that I think seemed inconceivable, you're talking at that that's almost a three-decade career of him being relevant, which for wrestling is really unusual. If you, I mean, I don't disagree about the turn, about the heel turn. It's certainly, you know, a top two or three moment of our lifetimes. I mean, and could very easily be number one.
Starting point is 02:40:35 Hogan versus the Rock, I mean, you wouldn't have to bend yourself too hard to say that's like the best wrestling match of all time. Now, it certainly wasn't the best, like, technical wrestling match by a long shot. And then him versus Andre is the biggest wrestling match. Yeah. In terms of scope and everything. And yeah, in terms of what wrestling, pro wrestling can accomplish. you know, I mean, the fans were such a part of that, that, that, that's, that is peak wrestling to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:41:00 You know, to have the fans that involved in it. And, yeah, I mean, he's, he's obviously one of one in terms of his impact on the business. And it's just crazy to think that like, you know, for the last decade of his life, he just wasn't really a part of it. Also, I don't think anyone ever held on to a receding hairline better than Hok Hocogan. like to the bitter end. He was like holding off the cliff dangling, just like, I'm not going to give up, brother. When they did the book cover,
Starting point is 02:41:30 I was like, just make sure we get an angle that doesn't expose the hairline. Bruce Pritchard, you know, who's an exec over at WWU, was their big producer for a while, said that they would spend like tens of thousands of dollars back in the 80s trying to find the camera angles that didn't show his bald spot
Starting point is 02:41:45 until Vince realized how much money they were spending and he was like, stop doing that. But like, but it is incredible. man. I mean, it is, you know, there was a, there were a couple of periods, I feel like in WCW where he had a hairpiece and it was like, it was, he was doing it for a movie, but he was also sort of like the Jason Alexander, like I'm also sort of trying this out for like the real life. He bandanned. We really settled on the bandana, which I guess would have been super glued on there. Well, when he, when he, when he sued Gawker and put them out of business and that whole,
Starting point is 02:42:14 that whole travesty happened, uh, you remember he, there was a whole thing about whether he could wear a bandana in court. And they eventually allowed him. They said like the black bandana is like the formal bandana. You know, that one was amazing. It's like, we know you're bald, dude. Just shave your head. Yeah, look, I'm not wearing my baseball cap for this for this conversation.
Starting point is 02:42:33 So if I can do it, Hogan can do it, man. Well, it was quite a career. There will never be certainly another one with the ups and downs that that one had. I will say, I mean, we said this, you came on after he died. And there's just no question. He's by far the most significant wrestling figure in the history of the business. And doesn't mean he was the best wrestler. Doesn't mean he was the greatest chance.
Starting point is 02:42:56 But he had the biggest impact. And that's just, it's kind of inarguable, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's absolutely true. I mean, we come from our generation, if you want to, like, put our generations together, you know, there's some memory for people a little bit older than us of the big names of, like, the East Coast, you know. of like the, you know, the big MSG icons before Hulk Hogan,
Starting point is 02:43:21 but even before Backland. And, but really, for our generation of fans, we've got to see a lot of giant stars. And so it's tempting to be like, Stone Cold was bigger than Hogan. The Rock was bigger than Hogan or like, you know, whatever. But in terms of just the lasting impact and the whole arc of the career,
Starting point is 02:43:38 I mean, it's totally feasible that, like, wrestling might not exist the way it does today without the Rock or without Steve Austin. Yeah. But to get to them, Hulk Hogan was necessary. You know, and the heel turn was another huge thing. Heel Hogan, I think, was really necessary for those,
Starting point is 02:43:55 for those, you know, casual fans. Because when he turned healed and the casual fans were like, oh, like, we're all in on the joke together. Like, I want to be, like, I want to, like, outsiders always think wrestling takes itself seriously, and we don't, you know, and so I think Hogan was great in the 80s because he was silly. Like, there was no way you could.
Starting point is 02:44:15 could watch Hogan and say, like, wrestling is real. You know, like that's what made it, that's part of what made it so accessible, you know, because then everybody's like, oh, wrestling gets it. And I think there was a sort of reverse of that too when he turned to it. He was just so, he changed everything, like, you know, two different times for pro wrestling. And he couldn't have a friend in wrestling because that friend was always going to turn on him, usually in the ring with a clothesline to his back. I write about that in why Hogan matters.
Starting point is 02:44:40 There's a whole chapter called Hogan the bad friend. It was Hogan's fault, man. Every time. All those guys stabbed him in the back. Yeah. But if you go back and watch it, like, Hogan was in the wrong every single time. The first one was Orndorff, which was shocking. But then it just kind of kept going and going.
Starting point is 02:44:54 Orndorff had a match that he wanted Hogan for his partner and he called Hogan. And the assistant said Hogan can't come. He's lifting weights. Right. Like, come on, Hogan. Like, get on the phone with your best friend Paul Orndor. Yeah, it's a little like Daniel son in the Karate Kid series. Like, you look at it further away.
Starting point is 02:45:09 It's like, maybe Hogan was the dick the whole time. Maybe all these people had the right to turn on it. I mean. And maybe that's why the heel turn worked because we're just like, yes, thank you. Thank you. You finally embraced it. He was definitely a little inappropriate
Starting point is 02:45:21 with the macho man and Miss Elizabeth. No question. More than a little. Yeah. There was some blood on his hands. Anyway, all right. Name of the book, Why Hulk Hogan Matters.
Starting point is 02:45:32 It is available everywhere. You can get it on your iPad. You can buy it in a bookstore. You can get it online, whatever you want. And you can listen to Shoemaker on the Ring of Wrestling show. How's Kaz doing? Cas is great, man. Kaz is still in the Knicks Afterglow.
Starting point is 02:45:48 I mean, when he was there, he went to the Raw after the Knicks won, and he had Jalen Brunson and Roman Rains, like hugging him and letting them hold the title of the trophy. So he's done. Like, he's done. Unbelievable. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 02:46:01 Good luck with the book. Go buy it, everybody. Thanks, Shoemaker. Thank you, man. I'll talk to you soon. All right. That's it for the podcast. Thanks to Shoemaker and Mina and Billy and DeBundo and Gahal and Eduardo
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