The Bill Simmons Podcast - A Cooper Flaggasm, NBA Trends, Lorne Michaels Stories, and a Celtics Pyramid With J. Kyle Mann and Susan Morrison
Episode Date: February 28, 2025In anticipation of the upcoming HBO documentary 'Celtics City', Bill reveals his 15 greatest Celtics ever (0:51), before talking with J. Kyle Mann about Cooper Flagg as an NBA prospect, a clear top th...ree of NBA title contenders have emerged, a more fun league post-trade deadline, the 2024-25 rookie class, and more (10:27). Finally, Bill talks with author Susan Morrison about her new book, 'Lorne: The Man Who Invented Saturday Night Live.' They talk about Lorne Michaels giving Susan unprecedented access, shadowing him for an entire week of 'SNL', Lorne's exit and return to 'SNL', prolific Lorne Micheals quotes, and much more (01:15:29). Host: Bill Simmons Guests: J. Kyle Mann and Susan Morrison Producers: Kyle Crichton and Chia Hao Tat The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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We did this big docu-series for Max and HBO that premieres on March 3rd, Monday.
It is about the Boston Celtics.
It is about eight decades, how they intersect with the NBA and the city of
Boston and America and all the great players and rivalries and feuds.
And we're all really proud of it.
So Monday, March 3rd, it's coming.
Uh, in the meantime, I have a little pyramid for you.
Celtics pyramid.
I narrowed it to 15 players and we're going to do it right now.
Here it is.
Uh, 15 players and the catch is it has to be the Celtics version of them.
So this isn't like Kevin Garnett.
I'm not taking Kevin Garnett's whole career.
It's just Kevin Garnett on the Celtics.
Anyway, pyramid top level one guy, Bill Russell.
I have him as the number three, all time guy, 11 to 13 titles, the most important on and
off court NBA star ever relevant.
Um, greatest winner in the history of sports also relevant.
He's at the top.
Next to Larry Bird, John Havlicek.
I don't need to make the case for Larry Bird.
I have him as the six best guy ever.
Three started MVPs, three titles, but here's a fun Larry Bird fact.
MVP from 1980 to 1988, fourth, second, second, second, first,
first, first, third, second.
That's over nine years.
Larry Bird was amazing.
And he, I think he even would have been better now.
John Havlicek in the running for most underrated NBA superstar of all time.
Eight titles, 25,000 points played 16 years, which is like playing
25 years now.
I don't know how he did it.
His three year peak, 27, nine and eight, his four year playoff peak, 27, nine and
six, uh, was one of the most clutch players of his era, if not the number two
clutch guy behind Jerry West.
And the greatest thing about him, all time Swiss army knife guy, uh, had this whole career as a six man, uh, he could play guard, he could play
forward, whatever your team needed.
He could do it.
And then eventually, uh, he ended up as a forward during the last couple of
titles, but there's never been a career quite like that where you're just
winning when you come in, you're winning when you leave.
And then the next level.
So Bob Cousy, if I had to do a Mount Rushmore, he would be the fourth guy for that.
Six rings, won an MVP, best non-center the first 15 years of the league.
The first fun, entertaining player in the history of the league.
That's relevant.
Uh, first great, great point guard ever relevant.
10 first all MBAs, two second, all MBAs.
He was just a dominant player by the time he retired.
He was basically the Babe Ruth of the league when he retired.
And then he passed the torch to his teammate Russell and Elgin and
Wilton, every, everybody else, but that's the top four.
So the other two on that level that I would put Dave Cowens, who, um,
was one of the most important players of the seventies, one MVP, won a couple
titles and you know, the seventies Celtics or the seventies Knicks, those
were the best two teams of that decade.
And he was the most important player, him or Havlicek at least for this
entire Celtics run.
So he's on there.
And then Sam Jones, who's another underrated all time guy, um, who didn't
even really get to start because the league was so stacked, they had like eight
teams, nine teams.
He was coming off the bench behind Bill Sharman,
who was also awesome.
Didn't get to start till like the last two thirds
of his career, but is one of the great clutch players
in the history of the league, even now,
and made all kinds of crazy shots.
We covered some of them in the documentary.
So Russell, then Burden, Havlicek,
then Koozie Cowans and Sam Jones.
Then these next four pretty easy.
Kevin McCale, um, who is one of the 40 best players of all time.
And, uh, I think if he doesn't hurt his foot, maybe even can climb up into a
potential, I don't know, in the twenties.
I don't think it's out of the realm that he could have been in a KG Barkley area, um, but was never able to recover from all the, all the
playoff games they played, but, uh, best low post player I've ever seen him in a
team.
Paul Pierce, the title changes everything for him, right?
If they don't, if the KG trade doesn't happen, who knows what happens with the
second part of Paul Pierce's career.
If the KG trade doesn't happen, who knows what happens with the second part of Paul Pierce's career instead.
He belatedly develops into this awesome playoff guy, uh, crunch time guy down the
stretch and just has this whole second career, uh, also really durable and, uh,
and, and an excellent score and went head to head against LeBron a lot.
And his teams won against LeBron at, a, you know, not a, not a
super young point in LeBron's career either.
So he's in there.
Jason Tatum, who I think we're so right now I have him fourth level
and I have him ninth overall.
Uh, had definitely has a chance to leapfrog a couple of these guys pretty soon.
I think, especially if they won back to back titles this year, I think he has
to go into the top six at that point.
Bill Sherman, who was the best two guard in the league for the first 15 years of
the league, Warren's mentioning just first team all NBA year after year, uh,
good score.
And also weirdly, I think people seem to think he was the toughest guy from that
era.
He was just cold cock people for the hell.
I didn't, I didn't like the way you set that pick of me.
I'm just punching you.
So I'm putting him in there and then the final level, the last five Kevin
Garnett, who was only with the Celtics for six years, but, um, that Oh, a team.
And then the first half of 2009, they make the 2010 finals.
They almost make it again in 12 and, uh, a beloved Celtic too.
I think the most popular Celtics since my dad has had season tickets
now since the 73, 74 season. Bird was the most popular and I really think the next two were
probably Cowens and Garnett in some order. And I don't know who was ahead of who, but in terms
of just beloved by the crowd and the fans Garnett has to be up there. Tommy Heintzen only played for
like eight or nine years because this
was the smoking drinking era.
I think they were just having cigarettes at their timeouts, but, uh, was an
awesome, awesome forward and a big score rebounder came through a couple of
times in the playoffs outplayed some forwards out really good, like Bob Pettit.
So he's in there.
Robert Parrish 13 years, I think with the Celtics, maybe 14, three titles, uh, wasn't on
that Kareem level as a center, but was on that second level, I think he even
had a second team on NBA, so he's on there.
Jojo White, another guy really underrated from the seventies.
Uh, I had him in the pyramid when I did my book in 2009 and had his most famous moment other than
winning two titles was the, uh, triple overtime game, which is one of the great performances by
a non superstar that we've ever had in the finals.
I think he played 60 of the 63 minutes.
I went to that game.
I barely remember it, but, uh, there was the famous image of him just sitting on the court
at the end because he was so wiped out, but he was just a really, he was just a top 10 NBA
player for six, seven years.
I mean, Jaylen Brown's my last guy.
I think he belongs.
You win a title.
He wins finals, MVP, the durability with him.
The fact that in the 2020s, this team is just relevant year after year
because of the Tatum Brown connection.
I think he has to be in there.
So toughest cuts for me, Paul Silas, Dennis Johnson, Cedric Maxwell,
Ray Allen, Don Nelson, Casey Jones, Red Arbac as the coach.
That's all I got for you.
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I'm going to talk to Kyle Mann, our old friend from the ringer about Cooper flag.
It's time it's late February.
We got to do it.
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And then Susan Morrison, who wrote the definitive Lauren Michaels
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talked about Lorne. Uh, I had a great time. So that's the podcast. First, our friends
from Pearl Jam. Jake Howe Mann is here from the Ringer.
Hasn't been out in a while.
Missed talking hoops with him.
I was waiting to pull the Cooper flag ripcord with him.
And then this week Jim Beheim compared him to Larry Barrett
and I was like, all right, let's officially have the combo.
I've been watching.
That was what tipped the scales.
You couldn't do it anymore.
Yeah, I was gonna wait till we got to March Madness,
but now, you know, I couldn't even make it out of February.
He's gotten better every week.
The highlights have been fun.
The game situations have been fun. It's crazy that he's only 18 years old and is the all around guy that he's
already seems like he's becoming a Duke. I think people are raising their
ceilings at him. I hate the word generational. It feels like it's getting
thrown around too much. I think a better word is just unique. There's just not
prospects like this anymore who are as good on both ends and as additive all over the place.
And I'm trying to debate how excited to get about this because as you know, these are my type of players.
I'm just trying to make everyone better. I'm just super competitive. How can I fit in? Like these are my favorite guys.
So how excited do I get Kyle man?
Well first I was gonna add,
you're talking about Jim Bayheim.
Whenever I watch broadcasts that he's on,
he always kind of sounds to me like an uncle
who just ate Thanksgiving dinner
and he's just kind of leaned back.
He's groggy.
Making groggy comments about the game.
Like, and he just makes me laugh throughout the games.
I'm glad he's on there though, he's good.
Yeah, well, I mean, you're talking about your preferences and players and things
I mean what you're describing is winning. I mean who doesn't like to win? I know you like to win Bill
I do too, you know, so and I think you talked about the difference between
Generational and unique I think what sets Cooper apart is, you know, we have seen
I'll say the buzz buzzword tools.
He guys, we've seen guys who check a lot of boxes and are two way players, but I
think Cooper who does check those boxes and we can talk about it more in detail.
Something that is unique about him is that I think that he has those things
that you don't normally see as an, in an 18 year old, he's carrying one of the
heaviest loads in college basketball.
Uh, I had it pulled up here.
His usage this year is 30.5%.
Whoa.
Uh, yeah.
And his assist to usage is 0.83, but he's also averaging
almost 20 points per game.
So you're just kind of like, how is that?
So that just tells you that like he's watering a lot of plants
and he's watering his own plants.
He's just, he's doing everything for them and still being really efficient at it.
But the thing that sets him apart, I think with that wide foundation is that, and I
wrote about this on the ringer not long ago and a profile I did on him.
I've already, I'm getting Cooper out because I've talked about him so much.
Yeah.
And mid college, but he has the potential to evolve, I think, into like a heavy
load carrying superstar at the next level.
I think some things need to happen for that to pan out for him.
But I think that's what makes him unique is that, and you're right.
I think he could go on to any team and he could be like a,
like a Scottie Pippen type to a superstar, which I think is the most likely
scenario for him, but I totally wouldn't rule out him becoming somebody that does
who you just depend on as your hub for everything.
Cause he's, he's, he could evolve in so many different ways.
Yeah.
If you're creating a stretch for slash forward guy for the whatever, however,
we play basketball now, it would probably look something like this, right?
Maybe you'd make them an inch taller.
What is a six, seven and a half without sneakers?
That's a maybe six, six, eight.
Yeah.
Okay.
Maybe he grew.
Yeah.
So maybe you'd add an inch there,
but he's got the long arms,
but this is everything you want for somebody next to
some sort of big man who could have his hands around the rim
and do, and do all that stuff.
When you try to compare them to people,
Bird is the obvious one that everyone keeps like Bayhom did
just cause it's, it's a white guy who does a lot of stuff.
There's more Tatum with me than I think maybe, and maybe there's a
Duke parallel with them too, but the, the way the Celtics use Tatum now.
As a point forward who can defend all these different positions on defense.
I feel like that's going to be flags destiny.
The difference is when Tatum came into the league, we knew he had a
chance to be like a special player, but there were so many things
that still needed to happen with him.
He was a scorer, he felt a little derantish,
but there wasn't any semblance of the passing game
that he has now, or the defensive level
that he's gone up to, or even how much better
of a rebounder he is.
Flag's kind of already doing all those things,
and I just don't know what he looks like when he's
25 Because I assume he's just gonna keep working as three-point shot and eventually he'll just be like a 40 to 45 percent three-point shooter
I assume he'll add a couple low post things
I assume he'll get really good at passing out at double teams
But for the most part to be this close to a finished product at age 18 from from a skills standpoint, that's what's so unusual, I think.
Yeah, it's really, I mean, it's really, really well-rounded.
You mentioned, I mean, the bird thing is funny
just because Cooper, I think, as you know,
grew up with a heavy boss connection.
Wow, that's the thing, yeah.
He got indoctrinated in the 86 Cells highlights
from his great mom, one of the great moms
of the last 40 years, just showing him highlights. Have you ever heard clips of his mom talk?
Yeah, they would be like driving in the car watching like a DVD player and she had like
old Celtic games because she wanted them to play like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Those old portable DVD players.
It's funny because yeah, he has this heavy kind of Boston connection.
And I'm sure you would rather be good now than be bad and try to get flag.
It's, it's probably, it's a worthy trade.
But I mean, he, he, he has, if you want to like compare him to Tatum, I think
they have body kind of differences that are, that are really affecting the
way that they play, like Tatum came into the league, I think is more of a guy
who leaned towards being like a shot creator.
I think he has like a lower center center of gravity and he's a little
bit more of a wiggly athlete.
He has like really big broad shoulders and got downhill a lot and things like that.
Cooper, Cooper, I think is not quite the wiggly ball handler that
Tatum was at the same age.
But I think the thing that is so promising is when you watch him
and you watched him at like Montverde and you watched him when he was growing up, A,
he's like, he played as a big guy who would kind of be in the middle of the floor and
would make those decisions that you and I have talked about on this show a myriad of
times where he will get in the middle of the floor.
He'll take a quick snapshot of what where the spacing is on the floor.
And he was really, really good at making those kind of short roll, like
connective passes or come off a pin down.
What was really funny is that like Montverde used to run this very
bird-esque pin down on the block for him.
And they, and they still are doing it at Duke a little bit because he's
lethal in the middle of the floor right now.
So I think if you look at the way that he's able to read the floor in that sense,
and then you see him kind of fledgling and blossoming
as a ball handler, like I said, Tatum is ahead of him,
but I think Cooper is way ahead of Tatum
as a processor of the floor at the same age.
And if you look at the gap between those two things
and you see where Tatum is and you see Cooper's brain,
his skillset, and you say,
okay, well, what's the difference there?
And this is the argument I made in the piece.
The difference, the distance there is just his handle.
I really do believe that's all it is.
And if you look at the way you're talking about his mom, you're talking about his basketball
family, if you look at the way he has courted challenges in his career since the time we
followed him, every indication is that this guy is a maniac
worker. He went to Duke a year early.
He left Maine a year early after like two years there where he was just
dominating. Actually, it might have just been a year.
And he's just way ahead of schedule by design and he's just an insane worker.
So I expect him to bridge that gap and improve his handle.
That's the number one thing with him.
And that's the thing you read from literally everybody who passes through
his life in some capacity is maniac competitor.
They say that over and over again.
And the older I get, the more I feel like whether it's football,
basketball, name of sport, that's the number.
If you really want to be truly great, that's the number one quality
that everybody seems to have.
Just maniac competitor, maniac competitor wants it so bad.
Oh, he's not that great at this yet.
He's just gonna keep going and going
until he can go up a level.
And I'm with you, like,
if you were gonna use him as a point forward,
I don't think his ball handling is good enough
to do that in the NBA right now, but he's 18.
But it's one of those things that I could just see him,
he's like, all right, I gotta work on this.
I'm gonna absolutely be a psycho
and work on this constantly.
All right, I gotta work on catch and shoot threes.
I'm gonna just shoot 10,000 of these until I get it.
I just think that's who he is.
And all the best guys ever,
and not that he has a chance to be that good,
but all the best guys ever had that.
So if you're adding that, whoever gets him.
And I'm already worried about the lottery
because there's a couple teams where I'm like,
oh man, I just don't want him to go there.
You know?
Like, there's-
Which ones?
Well, I don't, you know, like,
I don't want him to go to like a bad team
where we had this NBA infection
that we've had for 50, 60 years,
where we take these great, talented players
and just stick them in bad situations.
Like, like what happened with LeBron in Cleveland the first couple of years,
or he's on the worst possible team.
And he turned out to, you know, turned out great for him,
but you just lose a couple of years.
The best case scenario is what happened with Bird.
There's no scenario like that this year in the NBA that that could happen.
But Bird goes to the 79, 80 Celtics and they already have like good players.
They go from 29 wins to 60 plus, but they had really good players in that team.
And he just elevated all of them.
So, you know, like, I don't think Portland could get in there, but I think Portland
is, is a team that, you know, if he was on a team like that, that would be really
interesting Philly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If somehow when B came back, if they, if they were able to stay in the top six,
San Antonio
Would be the dream of all the teams putting him next to Wemby
I can't think of a better like sidekick for Wemby assuming Wemby's gonna be alright next year
Yeah, they have a couple bites at the apple, but when you start talking about like just throwing them on Washington
I don't know how many of the guys in the Wizards are even gonna be in that team in three years
You know, you really want to build around him in the right way.
That'd be a crazy collection of athletes,
I would say, over the short amount of time.
If they picked up Kula Bali and then picked up Saar
and then picked up Jerry's out on Saar,
but I think if, yeah, adding flag to that.
The only thing I would say that I think
is a little bit of a twist, you mentioned LeBron,
and I think LeBron is in this category,
is that some players, when they come into the league, I look at them and I think there's a lot there, but
the conditions and the context of where he goes is really, really going to affect how
he develops.
Cooper, I think is a context.
Some guys are like, they're just culture setters, you know, Tim Duncan, I'm not, you know, this
is like hallowed get struck by lightning type thing I'm going to say hereters, you know, Tim Duncan, I'm not, you know, this is like hallowed, get struck by lightning type thing I'm gonna say here,
but you know, Steph, LeBron, those are the types of guys
who just have winning habits.
They demand the most of everybody.
I had a funny conversation with,
I had a funny conversation with a friend of mine
and he'll know that I'm talking about him when I say this,
but he was telling, he's a physician
and he was, he needed a surgery and he was telling me
whenever in his operating room, he said, he sets the tone to the point at the
level of excellence to the point where the stupid people and the lazy people
don't want to be in the room with him because they know they're going to be
accountable.
And I just started laughing and I was just like, that's what great people do is
like, you kind of, if you're going to be in the room with them, you know, you have to kind of elevate
your game.
And I think that Cooper is that type of guy, but I think you're right.
Man, he like, he, he, and I think he's willing to sort of fit into any kind of
scenario, wherever he goes and the shooting is going to come along.
Like that, that's, that's the only other thing I would add to is if you go back
and people should go watch this, we've known Cooper for probably four years in the mainstream.
You can go watch his games from when he was a freshman and a sophomore in high school.
He was shooting like set shot in the driveway, three-pointers.
The, the distance that he has come in the three or four years since we've
known him is remarkable.
Like he was just a run around deer block shots guy when he first came on the scene.
And he's become a full fledged handler in college in a tough conference.
Well, the ACC sucks, but tough competition.
It's interesting.
Cause one of the guys that he reminds me of, he has nothing in common with
physically really, but it's KG.
Cause KG was seven foot one.
Um, their bodies are completely different.
I think KG was probably a better athlete, but the way as a help defender and a rim protector,
and just how he's moving a second before the play's moving
and he always seems to know where shit's going,
that's the KG quality.
I mean, that was one of the things that made him so special.
He doesn't have the same size,
he doesn't have the same arm length,
and he's not as like a scary competitor,
but he's fierce like KG was.
I think that's another guy who is a good comparison for him
where you talk to, like we were doing the Celtic stock
and we had so many stories from these people
that played on those 0-8-0-9 teams
where they were just like, the guy was a lunatic.
Like we'd have these random scrimmages
and beginning of October, four
weeks before the season started and he's caked in sweat and screaming at everybody.
And there's just certain guys like that.
That's why the fit's going to be so important.
Like New Orleans, that one would worry me because of, uh, you know, they've
been a tortured franchise for 50 years.
It just seems like people go there and bad things happen.
Utah is a weird fit just because of the players they already have.
Toronto was kind of the other one I was looking at where they have.
You know, some interesting offensive players and a couple of Barnes.
I don't know what Barnes is still, but they have some talent.
And could that be a place where he could go in and he just
becomes a centrifugal force?
How much is, how much is what happens over these next month here, the AC
tournament and uh, and March Madness.
Does it affect anything with him and how people are going to feel about him?
Um, I don't think so.
I think I really don't even know what would have to happen.
He'd have to like just totally crap the bed or something.
I he's, he, there are certain prospects that get to the point where it is, it is,
you're just like, you're not having like positive generating, like diminishing
returns is the word I'm trying to think of it's watching him at this point is
just not, there's not a lot of point to it because I've seen enough.
Yeah.
Right.
You've sent in your verdict already.
Is he the most short thing guy you've studied since you started doing this with us?
I think that he is probably the most,
you mentioned KG's active mind.
I wasn't scouting back then, I was a kid,
but I mean, he probably has the most driven personality
other than I would say Wimby is the only other person
that I can think of.
That when I watch them, I'm just like,
there is singular focus in this person.
And you can tell that they're bright.
I just think, and this can transition into kind of some of the broader things
about the league and the way it's going, I think, but, um, he, he just has this
curiosity about him that I would not bet against and, and, and I don't want to
overstate when we talk about his handle and things like that, it's not like he's
a Yakety Sax disaster.
It's just, he has a couple different areas
where teams are trying to bait him into going
and he's getting smarter and smarter
about not taking the bait.
And there are some ways, I pointed them out in the article
that he can specifically, I think, set his man up
to create kind of driving lanes for himself
and create more advantageous situations.
But you mentioned like which team he goes to. I just don't,
I wouldn't worry about that.
It doesn't matter. Yeah.
Because you can go so many different directions with him, you know,
right. You could be in the team. You have five years from now.
Maybe nobody's on that team from right now. Anyway. Yeah.
Cause when B was a sure thing,
except how tall he was and the history of guys over a certain height.
So even though he was a sure thing
and he checked every box, he wasn't a sure thing
because it's just hard when you get that big
and we have the history of that it's just,
it's too complicated.
So it's always in the background.
Every time he would land on a foot, anything,
you're always nervous.
Luca, to me, at least for me, was the surest thing.
Just kept watching what he did that year overseas
and how sophisticated his offensive game was.
And I thought Anthony Davis was a sure thing.
I was incredibly excited for Zion.
I thought, you know, holy shit,
but there was always that fear factor with Zion
because he was so in the air all the time.
You know, those guys always make you a little nervous.
Anthony Davis was like, this guy's definitely going to be on a really good
team at some point in his career.
You just see it at Kentucky.
Now it took longer than we thought, but those are the guys at least recently
that I think jump out of my missing anyone.
You're right about Luca.
I'm trying to think of, I'm sure there are other ones.
I mean, these are just kind of the high points.
Well, cause you look at somebody like John Moran, you're like, all right, this guy who can't shoot from the outside, he's an electric athlete, but you know, he's in the air.
He's banging bodies all the time. There's things that make you nervous.
If I, if I'm taking a guy like this, I want it to be like, I know I'm going to have this guy for 12 to 15 years at the highest possible level.
And for something, for that not to happen would have to be like a legitimate fluke.
It's not a legitimate fluke of like Wemba Nyama hurts his knee or his foot or
anything, because we see that with centers.
But, you know, I think I, the Anthony Davis to me, it seemed like, man, I,
I really hard to come up with a scenario where he's not awesome.
Yeah.
The, the Luca one you pointed out is a good one too.
And I think that one should be in the group too.
And he has some similarities in terms of the way.
I always try to watch guys who seek,
who like run away from stagnation
in their sort of development towards the NBA.
Because Luca, every single time,
and the people around him played it really smartly
is that when he was at a certain age, the challenge, they were always ahead
of the, of the stagnation, they were like, all right, we, we see that he's going to
stagnate here and they just kept moving him up.
And I think what happens in that situation is you just develop the later you delay.
Problem solving in your development.
I think the worst off you are because problem solving and decision making are
the most important thing to help you adapt to these
Right to the NBA and I just think you see some guys like Chris Paul came into the league and his size
Always was a stimulant. I think for him as a problem solver
Whereas you look at somebody like like these high school college guards who are big bullies on the playground who get to the NBA and
Suddenly they can't bully anymore
You just see them be like for the first time
in their career like, oh shit I got to think about this in some way. Right. And
you see them kind of get bowled back by it. I just think that Cooper is so
ahead of it on that front. Chris Paul was a sure thing to me as a point guard.
I was it that was like there was no way he wasn't gonna be really good and
Durant was another one from that era that if you actually watched that whole season
and watched just how easy it was
to get whatever shot he wanted
and how unusual of a player he was,
it was like there was no way this guy is gonna be awesome.
Where I usually get in trouble are the guys
who have the athleticism,
but it's hard to tell what the motor is
or what the competitiveness is
or situations like Dwight Howard.
It's like, the guy's 18.
He's got a donnis body.
I have no idea.
Would you bet your life?
LeBron was an easy one.
You know, in 03.
All you had to do was watch him in high school twice
and like, there's nothing like this right now.
Six foot, eight and a half, like athlete like this.
This is gonna be insane.
It's hard to like not hold it against guys too because you'll watch players who are 18 years old
like you said and you're like how competitive is he? I don't know you start to feel a little
wishy-washy about it and I think to myself I'm just thinking well thank goodness no one was
judging my career when I was 18 years old because I was just a total shit hit and had no clue what I was doing.
Right, you could grow out of it.
But there are red flags though,
like Ben Simmons, that LSU season,
and then him just ditching the team
with like a few weeks left,
and it was like, hmm, that didn't go great, you know?
Like, whereas like if it was somebody like Cooper Flagg
or if KG had gone to college,
like there's just no way they're not finishing the season
and being a complete psychopath the entire season.
So there's stuff you can learn.
I, to me, flag is as sure of a thing as I can remember.
And the best thing about him from an MBA standpoint, you can
just see what he's going to be.
Like there's such a clear position that now exists in the way, in the way the
league is that I would just assume somebody's going to end up using him a lot like the Celtics use Tatum.
He's going to have the ball a lot.
He's going to bounce around depending on what the matchup is.
He can be a little bit of a Swiss army knife the same way Tatum is.
And can he be a crunch time guy?
Maybe.
Is he going to be better off as a completely overqualified number two?
I think he's better than that.
But yeah, if that's your worst case scenario for him.
Um, it's going to be really great.
All right.
We're taking a break.
We got to talk about a lot of MBA stuff here.
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So I asked you any NBA trends stuff that you've noticed this year, you, that
you're a big style of play comparing stuff to history guy as am I, uh, anything
you've noticed this year that jumped out, you're like, Hmm, well, this is something.
Yeah.
Over the, this all ties together to what we were talking about with Cooper.
And I think it factors into, um, player types and
things like that when you're looking at the way the two teams that I think
before the season you're picked for the finals was okay.
See Boston, right?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
And if I think if you look at the way, and I think this will tie to Jimmy's
fit with Golden state too, which I know you want to talk about this spatial sense
and flow, like we know that in the past,
really since video and analytics became really,
really ubiquitous and easy to access,
I think that the league made a leap forward.
I don't even think that's speculation.
I think the flow of information just iterated really,
really fast.
Things were more,
the scouting reports got more and more complicated
from game to game and more
detailed and things like that. So you've just kind of seen the flow of information take a leap up.
And I think if you look at the way, I know you're keenly aware of this, but when you just kind of,
I noticed this in the finals, whenever the Celtics players, I remember I was like watching,
there are a lot of people on Twitter who are, we have people who are the former NBA people, the people who I think are actually qualified to analyze mid-series
adjustments in detail.
There's not a ton of them, but we have some on Twitter.
And you were watching the details and you would go down through there and they'd say,
okay, there's this, this, this, this, and this rule for this, this, this defensive coverage.
And I'm just looking at it and you just, your head starts spinning and you just
think how in the world could someone on the court keep all that information in
their head to the point where it's like reactionary.
And I think that that is something that is setting OKC in Boston, aside from
just having, being smart transactionally, something that is setting those two
programs apart is I think that they are curating people just better than anybody else.
I think you're getting good basketball players, but if you look at the types of
guys and you're like, why is Peyton Pritchard popping?
Why is Sam Howser popping?
Why is, why are these guys working?
What is, what is it about Al Horford that's allowing him to, you know, um,
why is it that Derek White is, is, has found a home there?
I just think that overall, if you look at organizations and how they are like evaluating
people, I think that that is a huge advantage in the NBA today, just because of what we
were talking about in terms of the speed of the game.
Yeah.
The discipline of we know what types of players we want to put together and we're
never deviating from this, right?
The Celtics had this last year with Brissette.
They really like Brissette, incredibly popular teammate,
good athlete, you know, whether he's an NBA rotation guy,
I don't know, but they end of the year and they're like,
we're just, we're not playing anybody who can't make
a wide open three if the ball goes to them, right?
So then they're testing out different guys this year
and it's Jordan Walsh gets a cup of coffee
and they started playing my guy, Jayden Springer
and they just came to the decision,
like everybody in Florida needs to be able to shoot a three.
That's what we're riding with.
So then they end up with Torrey Craig.
And then smart guys who all of them can guard somebody or at least not get completely embarrassed in
space. None of them need the ball,
need to be like ball stoppers because they already have two semi ball stoppers
with Tatum and Brown. Um,
you could sustain like one or two of those guys, right?
Yeah, you can have one too.
And even those guys are trying to get better at it and that's it. And then,
okay, see, it's pretty clear what they're trying to,
they're just getting fantastic
athletes, um, they want the ability to go bigger or smaller depending on who they're
playing and they want guys who can fit with, with shake is as great as she is.
He's another one who is, I don't think he's the easiest guy to play with.
Sometimes is the ball a lot, especially when he's feeling it and you gotta have
guys who aren't going to be like, all right, now it's my turn to shoot.
They don't have any, it's my turn now.
They don't have any of those guys, right?
It's Shay's team, they all know it.
And Chet, as such, he's another one who's just so additive.
Like going back to the Cooper discussion from before.
I think Chet and Cooper have a lot in common, actually.
He's just there to help and chip in
and he takes nothing off the table.
And then Jalen Williams is now their wild card.
And that's the guy, I think, when they get to the playoffs,
that's, he's gonna decide series for them.
Because you're not gonna take out Shea,
but you can limit him a little bit.
You can make it hard for him.
You can send doubles at him.
You can do all the stuff that teams are trying to do
to tate him over the last couple of years.
And eventually you're gonna need the Jalen Brown guy
to step up and make some
plays and you're going to need the side guys.
That's when I, especially, I don't know if you saw their, uh, them fall apart
against Minnesota in that second game and down the stretch and OT, but I still
feel like, you know, until you've done there and you have the scars and you've
lost a couple of those and you have
these guys who've just, they've kind of been through a few of those.
Like I still never going to a hundred percent trust it.
But then you'll have a situation with the 2000 victim warriors where it's like, ah,
I don't trust it.
And then they're hoisted the trophy, you know, but anyway, back to your original point, I
think you're right.
Those two teams that I think Cleveland, I think deserves credit for understanding who
they are. And even that Hunter trade, I think deserves credit for understanding who they are.
And even that Hunter trade I thought was such a good trade,
they needed this specific thing and they went out and got it.
All of their guys compliment each other. And to me, those are the three.
Those are the three with Denver is the wild card for the top four.
Yeah. Sometimes you get lucky in a superstar, like a Jokic,
you just sit him in the middle of your, you know, your planetary diorama and everything falls into place around him.
And Jokic takes spare parts.
And, you know, this, you know, if you handed a professional drummer, a really crappy drum kid, he knows how to make it sound good.
And I feel like that's, that's kind of Jokic.
Jokic can repurpose things that maybe one man's trash is another man's treasure.
But I think with these teams, these two teams specifically, you know, when you
think about the slugging percentage of how many decisions there are within a
given NBA game, and you think about the difference, the margins between a small
decision and I think like attacking and vacating space is an enormous thing that
can tank whether or not a team is working like
with with the Celtics or with that with OKC if a guy doesn't have an
instinctual kind of feel for all right they're loading up on Shea in this
situation ex-players head is turned you know I'm gonna go here and that takes an
activeness of mind I think that but then the other thing is just how and
vacating space is the other thing you just get the fuck out
Of the way as we've seen is you know knowing when to do that
But I think in terms of guys getting better too
I think it's gotten super detailed down to the point of they know what it takes for a person to like
Have like a permanence of a concept and they know how to sort of
Do that whenever they're working guys out and guys who aren't reflective people you're talking about like knowing who you are
They're just not gonna be as apt to grow as fast as other players
So I think it's gotten really like psychologically detailed even in that point
And and I think you're absolutely right about it does kind of come down to
Knowing who you are like it's amazing how many teams across the league don't really know who they are.
I made a joke last year about the Bulls.
I was like, the Bulls were like Bruce Willis in the sixth sense.
They were dead and they had no idea.
And you'll look at some teams, some teams who just are, are just some cause following
these paths that are never going to end up being a masterpiece.
And I think that's a really key part of it.
Yeah.
Golden state is a good example of knowing who you are.
Cause the Brandon Ingram trade was sitting there for them for whatever
season, they're like, this is the kind of guy that doesn't work out for us.
You know, he needs a ball.
He's a little bit of a ball stopper.
Um, him playing without the ball.
Is it awesome?
Kerr had him and team USA didn't work out great.
He basically, uh, didn't even, I don't even think he played the last two games,
but, uh, they kind of held the fort and then they, you know, which ties into,
we want to talk about Jimmy bringing Jimmy and you keeping your fingers
crossed that he's going to behave himself, but knowing that there's a hoops
IQ element with him, but then now there's this whole low post and space
and Steph pulling guys away and basically you're able
to play four on three a little bit with Jimmy
as your low post guy, as weird as that is.
They've never really had a low post guy like that since,
I don't know, Durant, if you count him,
but he's kind of like a medium post guy.
David Lee going way back.
I guess you could throw him the ball.
I was saying David West.
Little bogey maybe.
There's a tiny bit of bogey, a tiny bit of David West,
but Butler, it's been,
and we're taping this before they played in it,
but it's been really fun to watch
the different space that they have now.
And Steph Stats have immediately got better.
I mean, he's just, it's already had an effect on him.
And the more, I loved the trade when it happened, we were really bullish on it.
Um, I bet on the warriors when I was at the super bowl to make the
playoffs some fandel, um, the more I'm staring at it, like I do, there
are some Rashid Wallace 04 parallels.
Ooh.
Where, um, you know, both of those guys, neither of them had actually won a
title, but gotten really close.
Both of them were just unbelievably talented. neither of them had actually won a title, but gotten really close.
Both of them were just unbelievably talented. Both of them wore out their welcome at the road place and both of them were.
A non sexy asset because of what had happened, but they were still assets.
Yeah.
And then it's like, what if we can take this and move this here into this
culture with these people?
What does this look like? It's very hard to pull those trades off.
We've seen a lot of people try to pull off the 2004 Rasheed trade.
They might've done it. This might, this is a team that had no championship ceiling at all.
And now they're a team that we have to at least mention.
Yeah. There's a sweet spot of distressed asset and talent that you could bet on in the right
scenario.
And you also just have to have the culture to sustain something like that.
And the Warriors have proven over and over again that they can.
But I think the big thing, I was looking at some of the stats through, I guess it was
seven games.
I mean, there are seven three-man lineups that Jimmy is a part of that have a plus 20 net rating
and only one of them is like actually negative.
He's in one lineup that's like negative 0.5 or something.
So his impact on it has been immediate.
And I think you hit it where talking about like Duran
in the post, I think the big thing is that
Steph has not had like a switch partner for a while.
Like he hasn't had a guy on the floor where if you switch this, this is
going to create an issue because you think about, you know, Wiggins had
his little run there where he was doing some things and they've had these,
they've had, they've had scores here and there like pool, they could put
him in an action for that season.
And he was, he was making, making lemonade, but I think that he has.
That is like the starting point.
Really since like Iguodala or Durant,
I don't think that they've had a guy
that could punish a switch as consistently as Jimmy does.
Iguodala's a good one for that,
because some of the defense that he brought to the table
is some of the stuff Butler's doing for them too.
I'm really intrigued by them.
And Lakers are another one.
I think he's gonna fit in easier with gold state than this Lakers situation.
I'm, I'm, you know, I've, I've already gone on the record.
I think to me, they're a legitimate contender, but it's a pretty
dramatic trade for mid season.
The history of the league is it's really hard to make a trade like that halfway
through the year, and then actually have it lead to you making the finals or better.
There's some examples, but not somebody as talented as Luke is.
And, you know, it's just, the league is so much more fun than it was a month ago.
Because Golden State was not fun to watch. I hated watching the Lakers.
And now you have these two that it just feels like we have enough teams.
I think Memphis is really interesting because, you know, Ja,
Ja will have these games where he's like nine for 25, but he makes the two
biggest shots of the game. He's not making threes at all. Um,
he still plays the same kind of reckless offensive game that always works out
for him. He hasn't really evolved from that at all, but he's still like, they're down six,
down a point or down one with six seconds left.
I just feel like he's scoring.
He's one of those guys, you know, like in a playoff series, I'm not positive.
I'd want to see them.
And I also don't think they could win the title.
So I don't know.
I think the league got really interesting and I was not interested a month ago.
How about you?
Yeah.
Well, I was going to say a couple of things that the, got really interesting and I was not interested a month ago. How about you? Yeah, well I was gonna say a couple things.
The Luca trade, I guess I haven't even got
to talk to you about it at all.
I was at the Calipari return game,
which I thought was gonna be the biggest story that night.
Right.
And we were sitting there in the post game presser
and somebody showed me their phone.
I was like, what?
I didn't believe it seriously for the rest of the night.
Anyway, I said everybody's beating that one to death, but, um, on jaw, he's, he
definitely is the separator for them in that sense.
I do think that he's suffered a little bit from defensive, like officiating
shifting recently, like the way that they, and that's, I think that's what has
made Boston and okay.
See really effective too, is the fact
that they have that they just have this chain, this circular chain link that
really doesn't have any obvious gap in it.
Because even if you are bigger than them, they're so laterally mobile and
strong that they can prevent players from playing as big as they are because
they move so well.
One of the ways to stop a lob threat is to physically get in front of them.
Don't let them jump.
I think that's another big thing that has really made an impression on me in terms of
how to view the league.
A, I think strength is... We had that time where the game spread way out and, you know,
offensive players ruled the day and I think getting being skinny was something
you could get away with.
But I think the more that they've allowed defenses to sort of exist,
the more I think players like the Celtics have like your drew holidays,
your lower sort of secondary body kind of guys I think are having an
impact again.
It's fun to think of teams even five, 10 years ago
and how they would have competed in the league now,
the way how deep everything is.
Cause I do think the league is just better.
And I think that the teams are deeper in a way
that that whole model of the mid late 2000s, I'm not sure.
Like the 2000s have been worse and still be awesome.
But you go to like that 2019 Raptors team that won and I know Kawhi was awesome,
but he wasn't as awesome in the last two rounds is I think when we think about
it, we think like, Oh my God, playoff Kawhi in 2019.
It was like, all right, the last two rounds, not quite as good.
They got a really good van boot one series and you know, they patched it
together, they had some really good competitors, but I look at that team now
and it's like, would that team, would you pick that team ahead of Boston
or Cleveland in a playoff series
from what we have this year?
I wouldn't.
With Gasol and Kawhi and Siakam,
I think Ananobe missed the playoffs.
Dan Fleet, Lowry.
I just, I think that's the third best team in the East.
So you go back and you look at some of these,
like that Bucs team that won in 21. I don't think that's the third best team in the East. So you go back and you look at some of these, like that Bucs team that won in 21.
I don't think that team could win now.
That Phoenix team that made the finals,
built around Booker and CP3 and Deandre Ayton
and Bridges and Cam Johnson,
that team's not making the finals now.
There's no way.
That league's just better.
Wasn't the West pretty devastated that year too?
I mean, not to- Yeah, there was some not to, yeah, it all blurs together, but yeah, the, uh, yeah.
I'm trying to think back.
It was a, the Murray injury was a big one that year.
Well, the leagues, the league sort of ebbed and flow between the, the helio
thing spiked to the moon, obviously for a while there.
And we've talked about this a lot where I think that we've kind of shifted
away from that model, I don't think works as well anymore.
I think, and you see, you've seen the shift with the way Cleveland is playing this year.
They went from ball.
They are a really good example of a team that was maybe probably miscalibrated a
little bit in the way that they were so ball screen dominant with Donovan Mitchell.
And I would have that team over the past couple of years and just be like, if they
would just play through their big now, Evan Mobley had to get better.
I think that's a key part of the equation,
but allowing those guys to move around.
And I think they're a good example
of the way the league has shifted lately
when you look at the way they've succeeded.
I think people think I'm doing a bit
in trying to reverse Jinx Cleveland
when I talk about how good I think they are.
I think that team's really good.
I think it's gonna be really hard
to win a seven game series against them,
especially when they have a game seven and the biggest thing that's changed.
Everyone's talked about the how Mitchell, when they gave him the contract and
he's just pulled back enough that still his team, but other guys get to shine.
Garland's healthy, but Moby is the big difference.
Cause I feel like his three is going in now.
You know?
Last year it was like, please, shoot that.
You're not making that.
There's no way.
It's gonna be an ugly line drive.
Now he's shooting with confidence.
It's a team that has four of the best 50 guys in the league.
Mitchell's in the top eight.
Mowby's probably in the top 20 to 22 at this point, and then Hunter is a fifth guy, is nuts.
And I gotta be honest, everyone's already given
the six man award to Peyton Pritchard,
who's, it's weird, you have to watch him
because his stats are better than Ty Jerome,
and part of the reason they're better is
because he's had games where he played in place of White
or no Jaylen Brown, and they just let him go off and I'll have like 29.
So maybe that's why he should win.
I think Ty Jerome's been the best bench guy in the league,
especially in these big games. He's like swinging games.
Pritchard will have games against certain teams when he just looks like a,
like an undersized guard who can't do anything and teams are attacking him.
Ty Jerome looks like it's like, is this guy a $100 million player?
What is he?
So I, I just don't think that six million of the year is over yet.
Cause I think he's been playing great.
Has anybody ever won most improved and six million of the year in the same year?
Cause the double dip, would he have a, would he have, how much of an argument
would he have for that?
Do you think, cause is it just, did he, it just, did he improve or is it that he got into a context where he's
properly seen? Cause I think he's improved.
He's obviously worked at his game.
I don't think that's ever happened.
Has it?
I'm trying to think of the double dipping on the major awards.
We've had, we had a rookie of the year MVP before, right?
Didn't, Will did that.
Cade's the favorite on Fandle. And I think that's justified.
For most improved.
Yeah.
The leap that he made.
Now that this is like usually most improved is either one of two things.
It's either I was here and now I'm here.
Or it's like, nobody was even fucking talking about me last year.
Now I'm here.
Cade becoming a top 10, top 12 guy in the league, which I think he is.
You saw it last, you know, you've seen it during this win streak. You saw it last night.
Like that's probably the winner, but yeah, Peyton Pritchard is my, is he's plus one
seven, Oh Beasley, I forgot about him.
He's three to one and like Ty Jerome, Ty Jerome's 50 to one Fando.
I'm like, is there a better sub than him?
I guess they have Amann Thompson as a, as a, as a six man candidate.
That's a weird one.
I feel like he's a starter, but what do I know?
Uh, Beasley's been, I guess Beasley is a good choice too.
My point is, I don't think Pritchard has that award locked up by any means.
Beasley's been amazing for Detroit.
He's, if he'd played like this on Milwaukee last year, they might've been
able to survive until Giannis came back.
Yeah, they, the defensive player of the year, Moby, is the favorite for that one too, which,
you know, some of this stuff's going to play out.
And then rookie of the year, which is just grisly right now.
Castle is the favorite, but this is among the worst rookie of the year candidacy classes.
Are we in Michael Carter Williams territory?
We might be. rookie of the year candidacy classes. Are we in Michael Carter Williams territory?
We might be.
Well that was tough because he just had fake stats
on a team that stunk.
But yet I still like this rookie class.
Where do you stand on it?
You obviously did a lot of work on it last year for us.
You happy, unhappy, medium, unclear, where are you?
I think it's spun forward in the way
that we thought it would.
It was a draft class, a high school.
It always is driven by the high school class because if they could draft them,
they would, but they want to use the college buffer to kick the tires
and see what happens when they go up, level up in the competition.
You saw some shift.
You know, I mentioned like Isaiah Collier was a guy who was ranked
really high in the class, somebody out in LA.
I assume you got to see some.
And sometimes you see shifts there that happen,
like Reed Shepard obviously ascended in that year
and got drafted, but overall we knew that that class lacked
like a generational foundational type of superstar.
So I'm not super surprised that I expected that
to spin forward into Summer League, which it did.
Summer League was just like,
you know, there's some guys here that we like. Uh, but, and so no overall,
not terribly surprised.
Are you surprised by shepherd though? Cause you were pretty, you're pretty high on him,
at least being like a bench guy right away, right? I'm kind of amazed.
He's not playing it off for Houston. I don't really know the reasons.
Yeah. You can make the argument. You'll hear people talk about, you know, how much time do they have? E-May obviously it's, it's a high bar for a rookie to play for E-May.
Yeah.
He wants to, he wants to win.
And that's his mentality.
And you look at them and what their goals are in the short term.
Reed just doesn't really fit them right now.
I think the big thing is he really needs to play.
I was surprised they brought him out of the G-League so fast.
I've heard some people kind of talk about the quality of the G league right now,
which is a riveting conversation, but, um,
Great quality being bad.
Yeah, that it's down right now.
Yeah.
It seems like it's the worst that's been.
Yeah, it's I've been shocked by the shooting.
I mean, I didn't expect him to shoot so poorly, but, um, I don't know.
You would think that if he was doing the things
that he does well that he would get to play
because you keep hearing people make that argument
about, yeah, that.
But Dillingham too, I thought would come on a little earlier
but I think we've seen some signs that he's gonna be okay.
Some signs the other night.
I'm all in.
I haven't sold any of my Dillingham stack.
I like that he seems like a great teammate
and a real competitor too, which I like.
Yeah, you know what I realized
after we had finished the draft work last year?
I was like, Nick Van Exel.
I kept saying, he just-
Oh, that's a good one.
I said he was in the Nick Van Exel spiritual lineage
and I was like, that's perfect.
He's the guy, maybe you don't lean on him heavily
cause you could fall down and kill yourself,
but you know, here and there in spurts,
he comes in and he's obviously really talented, him and Ant.
I don't know if he's going to solve Minnesota's problems or anything like that, but I still
believe in Rob.
Who's your favorite non-Cooper flag college guy right now?
Oh boy.
Let me pull up my list here.
I mean, of the, let's see if the guys at the top.
I'm fascinated by the other Rutgers guy.
And I know he's either going to break hearts.
Ace?
I'm fascinated by Ace.
I don't know what he is.
I know if I was a GM, I think I'd be afraid to be like, all right, this is my third
pick, I'm going all in on this guy because there's a chance it just is not going to
translate to the NBA in the right way.
But there's another alternate universe where it's like, this guy seems
legitimately unstoppable.
And what, what is this going to look like if he just figures out a couple of things?
His offensive, the shot making is just really unusual.
I, I don't want to compare it to Durant because I, I thatant because that's like, you know, sainted ground.
But there's some stuff he does where I just don't,
I don't think he'd be fun to play with,
at least not yet.
You know, it just seems like the ball's going to him,
he's shooting, he's one of those guys,
but there's some shot making stuff with him.
Wow.
The Durant, with Durant, the thing that always kills me is with people, when
they talk about him, the dribble shooting is the thing that set him apart at his
size, you know, and the difference is you just don't, you just don't see guys
that can handle and shoot it like that.
But then, you know, later down the road, we saw Michael Porter Jr.
come along who obviously had a lot of, I think he's more like MPJ personally
because MPJ at the same age was very similar in that he had this gigantic mallet that was very
useful in every single situation.
And for MPJ it's continued to be useful, but every single situation was a nail for
him because he had this thing that he could just rise up over people and hit
shots and ACE has that.
Now I have some, my comp that I've made is that I think that, I think that Ace is sort of like, he could be a Jay McDaniels type with the MPJ shot making.
Ooh.
Like I think he's.
You think he could be that good defensively?
He, I mean, he's a weak side disruptor and I think that the defense could come a long way.
I think that he's still kind of learning the game.
Like you talk about problem solving in the way we were earlier.
I think he's on a new frontier.
So it's going to be really interesting.
I would not lean on him to be a decision maker for me, like going to the
basket, things like that.
There's not much proof that he's going to be somebody that can pass out of a
situation where he gets loaded up against, but you're right.
His shot making is crazy.
He's an extension pink slip guy.
You take him and you're either it's going gonna work out and you're getting a four year extension
or you're gonna be on NBA TV in a year.
It is a risk reward pick, but I am fascinated by him.
And his teammates really good too.
I mean, his teammate is a way more traditional,
this is the kind of guy we've seen succeed
in the NBA over and over again.
I don't have a lot of takes on him.
On Dylan?
Yeah.
He fits more what we were talking about before,
that sturdy lower body type.
He's a big guard, he's a great finisher in the lane,
he's really crappy.
Yeah, he's gonna be a really good NBA player.
I don't know if he's gonna be an all-NBA guy,
but he'll be good.
Yeah, there's one guy that I would be fascinated
for you to watch just because I wanna hear your opinion
on it because he has a lot of the traits you like. The guy. No, well, yeah gore-demon earlier in the year. I texted you
I was like you gotta watch this guy run ball screens
He's still fun to watch but he slipped a little bit because of some of his scoring issues
but the other guy that I would say is
Derek Queen from Maryland
I think you should watch because he is a very, very like as crazy
hand-eye coordination for his size.
He's a really smart, like handsy defender.
He can pass the ball, but he has this kind of slow mo.
I said he, he, he has some sort of, uh, this is a dangerous one.
I hesitate to say this, but he has some kind of DL kind of qualities to him.
Uh, where, where he's a little of DL kind of qualities to him.
Where, where he's a little, he's a little Laze fair. And then every once in a while he'll he's six 10, he'll just drive
baseline and rifle a left-handed pass through a tight window to somebody on
the money and he's, he's somebody really fascinating that I'm curious to
hear your take on when you get to watch him.
I gotta say, I've been impressed by Duke,
just the team that they have.
Like they have a bunch of guys that I could just see
on NBA teams down the stretch,
but I admittedly have not watched.
I mean, one of the wrinkles for me is I've never watched
women's college basketball during the regular season before
and I've actually watched some women,
I've watched women's college over men's college
a couple of times, which has been really surprising to me.
But so I feel like I'm not as versed on the men
as I usually would be at this time of year.
But I have watched a bunch of Duke and for them to not
at least make like the final four, final two,
I just feel like something really bad
would have happened during a game.
Like they just go ice cold.
They just seem really complete. They have a guy on their team that I think you would like happened during a game. Like they just go ice cold. They just seem really complete.
They have a guy on their team that I think you would like named
Sion James, who has built like Drew.
He's, he's a big, like, uh, and when they moved him into the starting lineup,
they played Auburn who has been sort of the favorite for the year.
They played Auburn at home and they moved him into the starting lineup
and their season just changed.
He's, he just, he's, he's a smart player. He can guard multiple positions.
So he's somebody that I expect to be pretty instrumental to whether or not they
win.
LeBaron Filan is another one too that I would throw out that I really,
really like a lot for, for Alabama. But yeah, I could, I'll,
I'll wait until you circle around and we can.
Yeah, I'm just starting. There's finally,
we finally have more time to watch stuff. Hey,
so I want to talk Celtics a little bit
because we got the big documentary Celtic City
coming on March 3rd, Monday on Max and on HBO.
You follow the history of the league.
You try to intersect it with the guys we're watching now.
Is there anybody from all of the different Celtics errors
that you would have loved to have seen in 2025?
Oh man, that's a great question.
I mean, bird, bird. You can't count bird.
Yeah.
I remember when I was making that Indiana travel video last year, I think I was
texting you about, I was going back and watching some of the Indiana state
footage and I was just thinking bird absolutely would have translated to today.
No problem.
Just because of the space you went to, what spatial intelligence.
Um, I mean, over mean, over the decades,
I think Ainge is a pretty fascinating player. When he was younger, just seeing the way that he was able to,
just obviously a really smart player,
Dennis Johnson, I'm a big fan of,
I think in the era of ball pressure,
he would have translated.
I'm trying to think of this, do you mean over the-
How about Mikhail? Yeah.
Because I feel like Mikhail is now a unicorn that will never happen again because whatever
version of Mikhail happens in 25, that guy's just shooting threes all the time.
Which started to happen to Mikhail near the end of his career.
He started stretching them four more.
I just don't know if a low post guy would ever have that arsenal of moves anymore because
you'd be, it would just be banged in your brain to shoot threes and clear space, get
out of the way for other people.
I don't see it happening again.
He's somebody that I think would probably, this kind of reminds me of our conversation
when we were like creating the all time fun team.
He's somebody that I think would have probably been the fulcrum of a, a, a
like big guy driven offense with movement around him, just like a little
Shungoon, Shungoon on Houston, tiny bit.
Yeah.
Because if you had the right guards around him, he was such a dominant
one-on-one player, he would have been pretty, Shungoon is an interesting,
I don't, where would you, where would you compare Mikhail and Shungoon
as passers though, I think?
Mikhail became a better passer because he played with Bird.
It was that osmosis thing.
I think if Mikhail's on another team,
he's probably like 1.1 assists a game.
But I think when you play with somebody
who's just always making extra passes,
there's no way you don't start doing it.
It's one of the great things about basketball.
Yeah, I guess like you would have had,
Mikhail would have been a center.
You would have put shooting all the way around him
and just tried to get him on the low post with space
and that would have been a good one.
The types like the parish types,
you know, those guys now,
they're just valued completely differently in the league. You know, cause back then you owe every team needed one or you needed
a center to guard the other centers.
And now those guys are like 15 to $20 million players and then, or you'll see
a team like the Lakers.
They're just like, I guess we're just not going to have a center.
Um, or it's somebody like the way the Celtics use Porzingis and Horford as
like these stretch fives with size that, you know, ideally you can kind of play them off the ball and then
have them come flying in on the paint.
Um, it's just, there's not a lot of parish types now.
Detroit probably plays the closest to what an old older era team plays like.
Right.
Yeah.
With it, they have size and rebounding and they're tough and nasty.
They have a couple of shooters and then they have one really good offensive player and it's just kind of it's like a
1991 type of team. Yeah, and they've gotten well they we knew this in the past few years was
For the player type that Cade was and where he was in his growth. They tweaked some things to help him out
It was it was I was I kept calling at the crowded elevator of It was, yeah. Cade was just like, there are just too many people on the elevator. Can you please get off?
The other one I was going to, in making this documentary, did you feel any kind of burden?
I'm not trying to interview you here, you here, but did you feel any kind of burden to
represent somebody that was maybe not properly represented in the younger generation? Because
I think of like a Havlicek, if you look at his stat lines, so
balanced throughout, was there anybody that you felt like a burden to be like,
we really should focus on this guy to, to bring out, you know, to make sure,
to shine a light on his like legacy.
Yeah, we had a few of those.
Havlicek is definitely one who was an incredibly important player to the league in the 70s,
especially as one of the legacies to Russell and the Celtics, but also like as the ABA
is getting more and more fun, he's one of the few stars they had left.
Reggie Lewis was a big one.
Yeah.
And we hadn't really seen that.
You know, we have a lot of Reggie stuff and the last third of the
series and, uh, I just think he's one of those that kind of came and went.
People remember he died, but they don't remember how good he was and how
important he was to the Celtics.
That was, that was another one.
Then there's a little like, there's moments as you go through where you're
trying to explain the impact of somebody.
Cousy, I mean, Cousy is a big part of the first episode.
How important he was to the league.
You know, that they, the league just wasn't entertaining.
You know, they didn't have a shot clock for eight years and it was just, it was
just a bunch of, you've seen some of the old videos, like it's brutal and it's
just a lot of big guys and it's a lot of set shots and running hooks and then
Cousy comes in and he's easily the most fun player
in the league.
And he's the most fun player in the league probably for the first 15 years of the league
until Elgin and Jerry West and Oscar kind of get going.
And the way he ran fast breaks and just some of the old footage.
It's like, it's impossible not to enjoy the way those teams played.
It's so different.
It's the same sport, but it has no correlation to what we're watching now.
Everything's about three on two, three on one,
two on one, four on two.
Can we get a layup?
Can we get a layup?
Can we get a layup?
And that's like the driving force.
Now you're running in the same place
and the guys are splitting out to the corners
and Kuzya be running and he'd be like doing like
over the head tosses to somebody in the corner.
It's just. Pretty different.
So yeah, there is some pressure with some of that just to explain like, Hey,
here's why this person was special for four minutes.
Yeah.
The context is just so infuriating whenever you hear people talk about like
the history of the league, because if you like talking about Cousy, people just
drive me nuts because they'll go back and use the lens of today and watch the
way he's dribbling the officiating of dribbling is like one of the things
that single-handedly changed the way the game is played.
Like it just blew the walls down.
I had a clip of Dumb-O.
You're talking about the carrying.
Yeah, they used to, it was so strict.
Your hand had to be directly on the top of the ball.
And I made a video with this one time.
You just watched over the decades,
the hand went from the top to kind of on the side
to totally on the side to under now.
It's, I think it's been a good thing.
I think it promoted self-expression,
which is what the league marketed itself on and exploded.
But I just think Cousy is one that is funny to watch.
If you imagine a game where you had to dribble
the way that he did, it was pretty granted the league wasn't I don't know
integrated or anything like that definitely was that
Well, you had so you had you the dribbling thing you had the sneakers the fact that they're playing and you know
Just these rinky-dink converses and and then it was really really physical, you know
You're just people are just like Chloe. It was more like hockey. They called them Cagers, you know,
the first 15 years of the league.
So it's a different sport.
The other thing with the assists,
like they're scoring all these points.
You only got an assist if it was like,
the guy is catching the ball and like laying it,
or the guy is catching it and shooting immediately,
or they didn't count it.
So his assist totals-
I've heard old guys complain about that.
Oh my God.
I mean, they complain, they must complain about so many different things, but, uh,
like the equipment they had, the money they didn't make, uh,
all the statistical rules against them. But, uh, but yeah, and then, you know,
it's, it's,
we try to use the Celtics as a lens to look at the league and the sport and how
it changed and how it intersected with America and all these different ways.
And, um And it is hilarious how the footage changes over the years.
Even you watch the stuff from the 80s,
like we have a big part about the Boston Philly series
in 1981, which is like probably my favorite series ever.
But that becomes, it's just a UFC fight.
It's like a 10 man UFC fight.
There's no spacing at all.
Every time somebody goes to the basket, they're just getting clobbered.
And it becomes this kind of hybrid of like rugby, basketball,
UFC by the fourth quarter.
And that's like, he was just, you wouldn't really see that.
We see elements of that sometimes with the big tense games, but not like that.
There's not, there's not, there will never be another series like that.
I don't think.
Yeah, it's interesting.
I was watching some games.
I think I was trying to watch something for Jerry West one time,
and I was just amazed at the way he and Oscar Robertson would...
A, I was amazed at the pickup point.
I think that is something that has really evolved now
with the thread of the deep three-point shot.
Teams just pick up way higher than they did
in the past.
Oh yeah, you're right.
You'd watch legitimate stars with the ball, like a Jerry West, who today, if Jerry West
dribbled up the floor, he would be a threat from, I would say, 28 and in.
I mean, he legitimately would take those shots.
And you would watch him dribble literally to the elbow before he gets contact and he'd pull
up for that jumper.
And I wonder if some of that is what you're talking about.
Just the clogged lane so many times that that shot was just available.
I mean, Oscar Robertson did that a lot too, but I think the pickup point is something
that has really, really changed over the decades.
Yeah.
That's how the 85 Lakers won the finals.
They just stacked it.
And if you watch some of the footage from that Danny Ange and DJ,
they're not just wide open from three, they're wide open from like 18.
So Lakers are so packed.
They're just not letting McHale and Bird beat them.
And they're just like, take those 18 footers all day.
And the Celtics kind of didn't know how to respond.
And when you watch it now, you're just like, why didn't you guys move back?
You would have just had wide open threes.
You would have made one out of every three.
The points per possession would have been more, but you know, nobody,
nobody really thought that way.
Um, they, there's some, there's a lot of good stuff.
I think for the basketball junkies, I think they're going to be, uh,
they're going to be pleasantly surprised.
We were able to pack a lot of stuff in this thing.
Is that you believe in the Pistons yet?
By the way, I forgot to ask you about them.
I think they're in, they are on the path toward
that young teams need to be on,
which we've talked about in the past.
Whenever you have a young team and you have a coach,
you have sort of your startup CEO who comes in
and is just trying to make everybody feel good.
And then you're like, all right, we're going public.
We need a real CEO.
And you go get the person.
And I think they did that.
So I think we're in the phase of they're gonna be entering the playoffs and then you it's sort of like Orlando did
You get you into the playoffs you get the data read back on that and you say this is because the playoffs define everything
You you always talk about fourth quarters in the playoffs and it's like that those things come back and this is this is what we saw
This is what happened. This is the map towards what we need to do
So that's kind of that's where they are in the process right now for me.
So we're going to see what kind of, the way teams play them.
And then that's going to inform the moves that they make.
So they're on the, they're on the path.
Detroit fans, they seem to hate, think I hate Cade.
I don't really understand that, but yeah.
So, but they're, they're, they're on the right track.
So it's a tough one.
Cause and Marcelo never wavered on Cade, but last year, I don't understand it, but I
think, you know, it's, it, he was a different guy than he was this year.
Yeah.
And everyone's admitting really from the last couple of months, anyone who
listened to any of our stuff or any of this stuff we were doing, like it was
like, something's really good is happening with Cape Cunningham here.
And it keeps going and going and going.
And the veteran shooters they put around them,
I think is a good model for how to build a team.
It's interesting though, like right now they're sixth.
They have a chance to bump to four or five.
If I were them, I'd want to be in that sixth spot.
And I'd want to play the Knicks.
Because I think they could give the Knicks a shitload of trouble.
They're a really tough physical team.
They're probably, if they're not the best rebounding team in the league,
they're in the top three.
I just would want to see them in a playoff series.
And it's probably a year too early.
It's probably like what Orlando was like last year.
It was like, oh, watch out for these guys.
And then they shoot 20% in a game seven.
But, uh, when you can rebound and you have veteran shooting and you have one guy that
you can go to in the last five minutes, I just, I'm taking you seriously.
So I knew they were going to beat the Celtics last night.
No, Jaylen Brown, third game and fourth night.
It's kind of a bad matchup.
Celts are kind of stuck in the second spot.
Like that felt like a loss, but it's still a really nice win for Detroit.
Like they've won eight straight.
I'm taking them, I'm taking them seriously
as at least a first round upset threat.
I think you have to think of them that way now.
Yeah, they're, they're, they're in that position
where they're, they may not beat the Knicks,
but they're in the position to like really take
a bite out of them when they, you know,
as they end the next round, which is, you know,
they're definitely not going to be a
pushover.
And I think you're right about they have these, they had the guys that were
athletic, you know, a SAR and, and, and Jaylen Duran, Duran is somebody that I
was really high on.
I couldn't believe the way he got stolen in that draft.
He was somebody that very obviously fit the archetype of somebody that could
switch and he's just super athletic.
So sort of a poor man's band type of type of archetype guy. Um, and then the shooting, a lot of the times that's just super athletic. So sort of a poor man's band type of archetype guy.
And then the shooting,
a lot of the times that's the simplest answer.
You got a downhill guy, just add some space around him.
It seems like it's not rocket science,
but teams, Pistons finally did it.
I mean, their top five net last 15 games are plus 7.6.
That's like, if you're in the top five
for a 15 to 20 game stretch at this point of the
season, I think you have to be taken seriously.
Anyway.
All right, Kyle, man.
You'll come back at some point when we're in the March Madness throws, but it was good
to see you as always.
Likewise.
Good to be here.
All right.
Susan Morrison is here.
She works for the New Yorker.
She wrote a big biography on Lorne Michaels that came out last week or this week?
Last week.
Last week.
And how long were you working on it?
Because it felt like this was like
almost a decade's worth of work here.
It was just about a decade, yeah.
Just about a decade.
How did you convince him to do it?
Because you got some, I mean,
you spent an entire week behind the scenes
in an episode Jonah Hill hosted last decade,
but also it just seemed like you got a lot of Lauren time, which is pretty unusual.
I did. And I recognize how unusual that was. And that's, I think, I mean, it's,
it's, it's worked for me. Well, basically after the 40th anniversary, uh,
10 years ago, I started thinking about the show and the enormous impact of Lauren
himself, you know,
nobody has been more responsible for what makes,
you know, generations of Americans laugh,
what we all think is funny.
And, you know, it's a huge legacy.
And I knew Lorne a little bit because I worked for him
briefly in 1984 on the new show,
which was his one spectacular public failure,
his attempt to do SNL in prime time.
And I was just a kid, I was a munchkin then,
but I had a front row seat to this interesting situation
and I made a lot of friends there,
even though I switched to journalism,
I kept in touch with all those people.
So I would see Lorne maybe every eight or 10 years
and we always said hi.
And so I decided, I knew Lor Lauren wouldn't say yes to having a
book written about him. So what I did is I wrote a proposal, sent it around. I was surprised
by the interest it generated. There was a big bidding war. I signed a deal with Random
House. I had not promised them Lauren's involvement. And then I wrote a note to Lauren and I said,
I'd love to come see you in your office.
So I went to see him and I said, Lauren, I just signed a deal to write a book about you and the show. I don't need anything from you because you know, I'm connected in your world and
but if you would like to talk to me, it'll be a bigger and better and richer book, you know, which your legacy deserves.
And you know, the truth is he looked like
he was gonna faint.
He was surprised and he doesn't like to be surprised,
as you know, if you've read the book.
But he was incredibly polite, as he always is,
and we chatted about this and that for a while.
And he said, let me give you some thought.
And so a few days later, I followed up
and we met for a drink at a bar in a hotel.
I thought we were going to be negotiating.
It would maybe be like, well, this and that.
But as often happens with Lorne, people say that sometimes you sit down with Lorne and
he starts a conversation and you're like, wait a minute, I missed the previous conversation.
You'll just kind of leap ahead.
That's what happened.
We sat there, he was drinking his Belvedere on the rocks,
and he just started telling stories about his childhood,
about his parents, and I realized,
oh, he's going to do this.
I didn't have a notepad or a tape recorder,
so I would run the ladies' room and write stuff down,
so I wouldn't forget it.
And he asked nothing of me, there were no terms,
there was no deal.
He just, I think he liked me, he respected the magazine.
I think he knew there was gonna be a book written about him
better be written by me than some kind of entertainment
business hack who was gonna turn something around
really fast.
And so then I just started visiting him in his office, you know, a couple Friday nights
a month, and we would have these leisurely talks.
And it was very civilized and really fun and, you know, talked to everyone else in his world.
And the charm, the real charm of it for me was that I didn't have to deal with any publicists.
And that can really be the backbreaking part of a project like this.
I think that, you know, once word went out that Lauren was talking to me, all these people
just said, sure, you know, and everyone loves to talk about Lauren.
So you know, after we had done that for a year or so, then I realized, okay, if I'm
going to write this guy's biography, you know, you want to avoid it being like a death march
through the years, you know, 1986 turned to avoid it being like a death march through the years.
1986 turned to 1987, turned to 1988.
I'm a magazine editor, so I wanted some of that up close in
the room material like you have in a magazine profile.
I said, how about if I just come to the show one week and
just stay at your elbow and watch everything?
So I can convey to people the magic and the insanity of how one week and just stay at your elbow and watch everything.
So I can convey to people the magic and the insanity
of how this show comes together every week.
I kind of related to it a little bit
because it's not completely unlike the way we put together
an issue of The New Yorker.
We have a weekly deadline, a lot of crazy egomaniacs.
And he let me.
And so I was able to sit there
through all these very intense,
usually confidential meetings
and got to see all the complicated levers
that he has to push and the egos that he has to solve.
And it was, you know, I sometimes said to my editor,
this book could be, you know,
published by Harvard Business School. I mean, this book could be, you know, published by Harvard Business
School.
I mean, it's a funny, interesting book, but it's a real management Bible too.
So I was shocked that he let you hang by his side for an entire show like that, especially
they're having pretty candid conversations about Jonah Hill was the host that week and
the psychology of getting a host to either buy into a sketch or sometimes like him not
wanting to promote mid nineties.
Lauren didn't want to promote it, even though Jonah Hill had this movie he directed and
he's like, ah, we don't do directors.
We only do actors.
But all the little tidbits you got from that, I just couldn't believe he allowed, he allowed
you in that inner circle.
But do you think part of it was because he knew the book
was coming out so much later than that episode,
that it was okay?
Like if he had done it and it had just all run
like a week later, I think that would have been weird.
But seven years later, it seemed okay.
Because there's a lot of other stuff in there too.
Like they're having problems with Leslie Jones that week.
And she's hitting that point where she's probably
outgrown the show and everybody's realizing it.
But you had all this stuff in there that after seven years, it seemed more benevolent than maybe in 2018.
Well, the first thing I'll say is certainly, Lauren, neither Lauren nor I knew that it was going to take that much longer.
Oh, interesting. Okay.
I mean, I, you know, I, I, I, I, the book took this long just because it took this long.
You know, I interviewed hundreds of people.
I have a demanding day job.
You know, I did the weekends, but still, I don't think,
I don't think Lawrence that strategic.
I don't, I don't think he's thinking like,
oh, this will be some years.
I think he just felt like he, again,
it was a great honor for me that he just trusted me.
And I did say to him at the beginning of that week,
I said, I know how this goes.
You know, if somebody blurt something out that's really, you know, controversial or
disgraces themselves or some confidential thing happens that you would like to be off
the record, let's check in at the end of each day and you can tell me. You know, that's
the way at the magazine we would maybe deal with it if we had a journalist visiting a
meeting or something. But he never did. He never said, oh, you know, when so and so blurted
out, blah, blah, blah, let's let's erase that. Oh, interesting. He never did. And, you know,
but again, I think it's that, you know, he respected me as a journalist and, and knew
that I wasn't gonna, you know, I wasn't out to hang anybody or burn the place down. And,
and I'll tell you the truth. I mean, there were a handful of things, particularly the I wasn't out to hang anybody or burn the place down.
I'll tell you the truth, there were a handful of things,
particularly the Saturday night,
the party after the show where people were wandering around,
a little blitz, blabbing things.
Just because I'm a good journalist,
but I'm also not out to nail anybody,
and I think I probably protected a couple of people here and there.
But the book is really true to what happened and to my experience.
And I, as I said, I felt honored by being trusted that way.
Well, because if you go back to the eighties and there was that great book
that, uh, Helen Weingrad wrote about the first 10 years of the show.
And as they're finishing that up, Woodward comes out with the book about Belushi.
And they talk about in the Saturday Night Live book
that came out about the 10 years,
like there was a chill with those guys
because they felt like they were burned by the Belushi book.
They'd given Woodward all this access
and then he just steered the book
toward basically the cocaine downfall of Belushi.
And it seemed like they were,
they basically made it seem like Lauren
kind of scaled back right at the end.
And he hasn't really done anything since.
And I was wondering like
Right. Did he feel like all right was it because you even have a quote in the book about basically he's like
The less talking you do about how well you're doing the better off you are which I thought was interesting
But then at the same time he's letting you do this book
Yes, it's true that he has always had a policy that there isn't much to be gained by talking to the press
You can be quoted out of context, all these things can happen.
And they did feel burned by Belushi, I'm sorry, by Wired. A lot of people, including Jim Belushi,
told me that they felt that they had been misquoted in the Woodward book and that things
were taken out of context. I mean, that happens a lot in this business.
I'm not in a position to fact check Woodward's book,
but I was really careful.
I've been working at the New Yorker for 30 years.
I was really careful in the research.
I had a fact checker check everything.
I think that there was a level of
comfort with how I was going to be doing it.
But you're right. I think that the was a level of comfort with how I was gonna be doing it. But you're right, I think that the only reason
that he kind of went against his usual dictum,
which is nothing to be gained by talking to the press,
is that it was right after the 40th.
The 40th anniversary, as you remember,
it was a beautiful show, it was very emotional.
I think Lorne was a little softened by it.
And I think he felt it, that they were celebrating
the 40th and Phil Hartman was gone,
and Belushi and Gilda and so many people,
and Tom Davis, and I think he thought,
God, it's gonna be even a smaller group at the 50th.
I think he was, for the first time,
really thinking about his legacy, you know?
And I just happened to kind of get him at the right time.
And I definitely felt that he was reflective
in a way that isn't maybe his norm.
I mean, you've interviewed him, you've talked to him.
He doesn't, he's not naturally that interior person.
So I think that it was just good timing.
He also, you know, I'll say he's,
I think he's a little bit superstitious, which I love.
And when we met that first time in his office,
you know, I told you he knew me from the eighties,
but I told him something he didn't know,
which is that when I was 16
in the, during the first season of the show,
I took the Metro North train in from Connecticut
and was in the audience for one of the Elliot Gould shows,
which was magic.
And it was one of his favorite shows from that season.
And I think there is something that kind of,
that sparked something in his brain.
It felt right to him.
Yeah, I felt that same way
when he let me do the pod in his office.
I think he knew like, I love the show.
And it meant a lot to me and I had a lot of history with it.
What struck me when I interviewed him,
first of all, his recall is amazing.
I was really surprised by just how specifically
he could remember stuff going back to the 70s and 80s,
like it happened yesterday.
But the thing that you mentioned earlier
about how this book could be like,
almost like a business class for management.
That was the, his, his sense of how to direct people, how to nudge people,
the different points of a career you hit, um, knowing what the shelf life is of a
relationship with somebody and whether they're going to leave or actually whether
they're going to stay under the umbrella and just kind of stay there or they're just
going to go and are they going to come back?
It seems like he's probably put more thought into this than just about anybody.
Cause a lot of people have managed successful companies.
Not a lot of people have managed a successful company that also has to do
with all the things that come with fame and managers and agents and the temptations and you know,
whether you stay loyal to the infrastructure or the show or you leave and you
do something else.
And it just felt like he had put like an extraordinary amount of thought into it.
And that was one of the things I loved about your book is like,
it's really in there.
Like you really feel like all these different examples of like,
it's time for them to go or or they're gonna find out the hard way
that they shouldn't have left.
It just seems like that's one of the legacies
of Lauren, basically.
Yeah, I mean, one of the things,
Chris Rock was a great source, very smart guy,
and he said, think about it,
this guy has been hundreds,
if not thousands of people's boss.
And if that doesn't make you an expert on human behavior, you know, what does I mean?
He's he's he's almost like a shrink. He's seen so many people go through this weird crucible
Right of change you think about like Bill Hader comes from Oklahoma in his early 20s
His only job had been working, you know, and it's an assistant on Iron Chef
You see these people,
and then they become famous overnight. Lauren says he's the world's expert
on watching people get famous.
And very often, he's fully aware
there's like an asshole phase.
You become a big jerk for a while.
What is the thing like if it lasts more than 15 minutes,
you just stay an asshole or you had some quote like that.
Yeah, so he knows how to shepherd people through this.
But in terms of like the management approach,
I think that it's largely intuitive.
Like I, you know, I remember Judd Apatow,
a hearing once about how when he was a 25 year old
or 26 year oldold young show runner
working on Ben Stiller's Fox variety show in the 80s,
which is a great show that got canceled right away.
He was terrified.
He didn't know how to manage people.
He was holed up in his office reading, you know,
management for dummies, like trying to learn how to do it.
Laura never did anything like that.
I think he, a lot of it is intuitive.
He's got great EQ, but also,
and this was the fun part about researching the book.
I mean, sometimes I think he's almost like
a young character out of Dickens or something,
like every stop along the way,
every bad job that he had,
he nonetheless learned something important from it.
Like you can see him going through
the first 30 years of his life,
gathering the little individual skills
to becoming a producer and learning how to deal with medicine.
And especially his interactions with stars.
Yeah, just like, oh, I learned this from Flip Wilson.
Oh, I learned this from Lily Thom, and he just takes it.
Exactly, yeah.
And the other thing that's unusual about him
is that not only is he good at dealing with those kinds
of incandescent creative egos or narcissists,
but at the same time, he's a guy who has the mellow confidence
to be able to deal with the suits.
A lot of, Conan O'Brien said to me,
in the Game of Thrones of show business,
Lorne will be the last one standing.
And if you think about the number of administrations
of NBC ownership, he has outlived.
Mike Schur, the SNL writer who's now created
a lot of different shows, I quote him talking
on a podcast once about, you know,
what it's like to work for GE.
You know, GE owned the network for a long time talking on a podcast once about what it's like to work for GE.
GE owned the network for a long time,
and he quotes the network or pretends to quote a network
saying something like,
gee, how come our laser guided missile department
is doing so much better than our fart joke division?
So you're working for people
who are basically making toaster ovens.
And he knows how to kind of ride it out
when those people turn into pests.
Yeah, you did a good job with this
because there's a couple eras with that
where he just trusts the infrastructure
and that there's going to be a people above him.
And if he could just kind of hold onto the steering wheel.
And like the thing he says over and over again to people
is you just got to stay on the air.
You just got to keep it going.
How do I stay on?
Because the most famous stage for this
was probably the Don Olm era, the mid-90s.
Yes, yes.
He's trying to get rid of the show,
and Lorne could have escalated it,
turned it into nuclear war, and maybe he gets bounced.
But he just kinda held the fort.
And that's kinda what Conan did with The Tonight Show,
when he made this social movement out of Team Coco.
Which Lauren hated.
Yeah, that to me, Lauren,
that was like exactly what you don't do.
What you do do is you just keep your head down
and ride it out and then stay on the air thing,
again, to look at the lessons
that he garnered along the way.
In the 60s and 70s, when he was working in LA on variety shows,
he was on Laugh-In,
but he knew that the cooler show was the Smothers Brothers.
That's where Steve Martin wrote and Rob Reiner.
He wished he were on the Smothers Brothers,
but then the Smothers Brothers basically allowed themselves to become martyrs.
They wouldn't let up on their Vietnam stuff.
You know, they had Pete Seeger on singing,
Waste Deep in the Big Muddy.
And the president called Bill Paley and got them taken off the air.
And Lorne, I think, always felt like, yeah, they did great material,
but they didn't get to stay on the air.
And if you're not on the air, you're nowhere.
Yeah.
You have a couple of good stories about the shelf life of the moment you have.
One of them was the Smothers Brothers, right?
Where it was like they were cool and then you fade, you turn into something else.
It also, you know, he could feel it probably happened in the early eighties when
Letterman became the cool show, which you talked about too, when SNL is all of a
sudden a little late and Letterman became the cool show, which you talked about too. When SNL is all of a sudden a little late
and Letterman is now the new person.
And I mean, one of the great things about this book,
I knew so little about that five year stretch
when he wasn't on SNL.
And just like grabbing all of these different ideas
and things and really none of them worked out
other than just getting Broadway video
to buy a bunch of IP from the show, which turned out to be really smart financially. and things and really none of them worked out other than just getting Broadway video
to buy a bunch of IP from the show,
which turned out to be really smart financially.
But all the creative stuff, none of it really worked out.
Yeah, and he thought his TV life was over then.
He thought, oh, I did my TV thing,
now I'm gonna have my Mike Nichols moment.
He always wanted to make a film like The Graduate
and he thought that was his destiny.
His grandparents owned a movie theater.
He grew up besotted with the movies.
And what's interesting is that, you know, he was working on an adaptation of Pride and Prejudice.
You know, he had bought the rights to Don DeLillo's,
oh gosh, you know, the one that Noah Baumbach just made, White Noise.
And, you know, these are really highbrow pictures.
They weren't like Animal House,
which is what you might have expected him to do,
going in a Bofo comedy direction.
So that didn't work out.
The only thing he did during those years that brought him
pleasure is he wrote Three Amigos with two of his best friends,
Steve Martin and Randy Newman.
He described that to me as
the one time where he just followed,
this is what I always pictured it to be like.
Like George S. Kaufman staying up all night with
the Marx brothers drinking too much coffee and fixing the third act.
I think he realized that he doesn't want to sit alone in a room with a typewriter. He wants to be brainstorming with his friends. He likes a clubhouse, you
know, his whole life he's been looking for a tribe. Um, and so that's what made him go
back to SNL in 1985.
But it also, I mean, you laid out part of why he went back to SNL in 1985 is it didn't
seem like he totally knew what to do. And this was like the one thing that he knew he was good at
and he had tried all these other things
that would just never totally fit.
Oh, he was horribly in debt.
He'd lost his own money on the new show.
He had a mortgage, his apartment.
I mean, the idea of Lauren, you know,
and financial distress was something that he,
you know, it almost reminds me of Scarlett O'Hara,
you know, I'll never be poor again,
because when he was 14, his father died suddenly and his whole life changed. And there was
financial uncertainty. It was, it was, his mother was depressed. And you know, he's one of those
guys with catastrophic thinking who kind of lived his whole adult life to make sure that never
happened to him again. So when he was presented with the offer to come back and save SNL after five years away,
he first, he didn't know what to do.
His pride felt a little wounded like,
oh, is that just going backwards?
And he had-
Well, we should mention they were probably,
the show's probably dying if he doesn't come back.
Yes, they were gonna yank it.
They were gonna cancel it.
He's got that guilt trip part of it too.
So it was save your baby or we're gonna kill it.
And so he asked for advice from two mentors
and he always had a lot of mentors in his life
in the same way that he would go on
to be everybody else's mentor.
So the first one he asked was David Geffen,
who was his first agent way back in the day.
And Geffen said, you know, Lauren,
you should not go back and take that job in New York.
You know, you've done that.
Someone who wants to be you should do that.
I love Lauren's response to that because he's very honest.
He said, well, I always liked being me.
Yeah.
Then the second person he asked,
much more sage, an older man,
Mo Austin, who was the chairman of Warner Brothers Records.
Mo was much more clear-eyed.
He said, look, you're great at that job.
You love New York City.
There are very few big entertainment jobs in New York City.
It's a perfect fit. You should go back.
I think that the penny dropped and Lauren realized,
yeah, I'm good at live television.
Jim Downey, one of
the longest serving head writers on the show,
has a great way of summing up what he thinks
Lawrence's strengths are that make him so good at live TV.
He said, Lawrence is a guy not that great at term papers,
really good at tests.
In other words, the hard deadline is necessary for him.
With movies, he could kind of noodle around with rewrites
and never actually get to the end of it.
Yeah, I like that part of the book.
As he always says, the show goes on because it's 11.30,
no matter what.
Yeah, I liked how you laid that out,
that some people, their weakness is
they can't stop tinkering with something.
And it could be anything, right?
It could be a magazine feature you're editing,
it could be a documentary, it could,
just somebody that never feels like it's done
and they can't make final decisions.
But when you're on on Saturday, 1130,
one of my favorite things about your book was
that process of going between dress rehearsal
and you laid out everything that happened
in that Jonah Hill show from dress rehearsal
right till when they go live,
when Lauren turns into
like a different human and he's just like,
all right, here's what we, and it's like the one time
all week where he's just, he has to make decisions.
Now people have told me and this, I'm pleased,
is people have told me that when they're reading
that section of the book, their heart starts pounding.
And when you're in that room and think about it,
not a big room, this is the ninth floor office, every square inch of the carpet.
I mean, people are on their kneeling on their knees because there isn't even room to sit
down in style.
Yeah.
Everyone's crammed in there.
It really is like a scene.
You know, they're about to go into battle and and you could just you can feel the tension.
It's thrilling.
And that's obviously what drives
the adrenaline and the magic in the show, that tension.
Because many people have
critiqued it over the years and said,
wait a minute, why don't we just pick
the actual seven sketches on Wednesday?
Then we don't have to have this whole Hunger Games rigmarole.
Right.
But I think Lauren knows that keeping that creative tension
and the competition and that that is good for creativity.
Well, one thing that was,
and I'd never really thought about it correctly
until I read what you wrote,
but like I never thought of all the factors.
I would always think like,
oh, he'll just pick the seven funniest things.
But the stuff he would always think like, oh, he'll just pick the seven funniest things.
But the stuff he's weighing about like,
is this cast member in the cast too much?
Did the audience respond in the dress rehearsal
or are we gonna have the right amount of energy
in this part of the show?
So he's like, he's on some different plane
that it seems like only he can see this,
which makes me wonder how anybody can take that job after him,
even though he's 80.
But like, how do you come in? and there are all these other factors beyond just what's funny, what's not funny.
Now, maybe somebody would just approach it completely differently and be fine.
But I just hadn't thought about it before.
Yeah, it's Steve Higgins calls it like five dimensional chess.
He's thinking, do I keep the host happy?
Do I make sure like the show I was at, you know, I think one of the reasons
that, you know, one of the sketches got canned is just because it was these huge movie theater seats.
They were just too damn hard to get in and out of the doors. So like next, you know, and, um,
And it's like 20,000, 20,000 dollars down the drain.
Exactly.
The moment they say no thanks.
Or does someone have time to get the prosthetic head on?
And there's so many things that,
all week, I mean, this probably is
decisive management choice. One of the things that's so cool is that all week long,
Lorne is soliciting opinions from everybody.
And not just the writers and the cast,
but the costume assistants, the pages.
He wants to hear from everybody.
He likes to think of it as an egalitarian enterprise,
that everyone is as necessary as everybody else.
And I know that sometimes in meetings even,
he has a sheet of paper and he'll jot down
every time someone has spoken,
because he wants to make sure everybody in the room
says something.
And then, so he's metabolizing all those points of view
all week, and then there's a moment
after the dress rehearsal,
when he walks up this little cinder block staircase,
it's like the least glamorous place in the building,
up to his office, and I just thought of this now,
it's almost like, do you watch Severance?
Yeah. You know how they go in the elevator and then they go
And you know, it's like he goes up the staircase and he becomes the other guy. Okay, so then he's in his office and suddenly
He's not thinking about what everybody else says. It's just him. It's just so the whole week is about him peeking for that hour
Yeah, and then he goes up the stairs. becomes Superman, and then he is the decider,
and everything that comes out of his mouth,
like, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him.
And so to see that transformation,
like, it is really, it's really interesting.
Well, one of the great things about that week you spent
with the show was the show that's in dress rehearsal
and then gets, or the sketch that gets bumped, is this Beavis and Butthead sketch
that they couldn't figure out.
And then they ended up doing it
with Ryan Gosling last season.
And it's one of the best shows of the decade.
And it's like, holy shit, that's the same sketch.
It was dead for five years and came back.
I know, I know.
And I remember thinking, you know,
Louisa Carey and the amazing makeup and prosthetics guy,
he worked all week on those heads.
Yeah.
And Lorne wasn't completely getting it.
First, he said, oh, I feel like it's just kind of cone heads redux, you know?
And then he also didn't understand why Jonah kept being in profile,
which he thought looked really awkward.
And then somebody had to say, no, no, in Beavis and Butthead,
you always see him in profile.
But it just wasn't really gelling.
But yes, I mean, kudos to the writing staff
to hang, that they hung onto that.
And you-
They must have like 10 of those a year
where they're like, I can't believe he didn't pick that one.
Let's just like save it and circle it back.
Well, I saw it in dress, and I'll tell you,
it was a whole lot better when Gosling did it.
Right, we're right.
Yeah, there's reasons he didn't do it.
But you know, another thing that was fun to learn,
like I didn't know that the cowbell sketch existed.
Right.
Before Walk-In and that they did it.
They tried to do it when Norm McDonald hosted.
And yet you can see, like, can you imagine anyone
but Walk-In doing that now?
No.
Right.
Well, I mean, going through the years,
one thing I appreciated was he was
really, really grateful for some cast members that popped up at the right
times and the guy that he really effusively praised was Dana Carvey, who I
still feel like is the most underrated star of the 50 years.
He doesn't get mentioned in the Mount Rushmore, but he should.
And he was basically, Lauren has these different quotes.
It was like, this guy was a machine.
This guy could do everything we wrote.
We were able to ride him for the late eighties basically.
Um, and it seems like he felt that way about Ackroyd.
He felt that he wasn't there for Eddie Murphy, but Eddie's in there.
Will Ferrell was like that.
Was there anybody else that he talked about where it was just clear?
Lauren was like, this is a Mount Rushmore guy for me?
Or lady?
I think Phil Hartman, definitely.
I mean, and all of these people you've just mentioned,
like they're actors, you know?
I mean, they're really in it.
They can, you know, somebody described Ackroyd
as the kind of guy who kind of zipped himself
into a character and disappear into it.
You know, very different from like the way Belushi performed,
which is he's always a Belushi-esque character.
But I-
Right, he's a force of nature.
Well, you had that great thing about Akira
about how if they needed to do the sketch in three minutes
instead of three and a half,
he would talk faster to make them move along.
That's right.
I think that among the women, I think, well, I think Jan-
Kristen Wiig has to be, right?
Kristen Wiig definitely.
And one of the things that's amazing about Kristen Wiig,
and I started, when I started watching,
re-watching the shows more carefully,
you see that what she does that's different
from a lot of comedy performers is her acting,
everything she does is so small.
She does so much with less,
like just little movements of her eyes,
or even like her, if you look at her,
Denise character with a forehead, like it's, it's so subtle.
Right.
Hader said once to me that the unbelievable thing about her
was every single character she ever did
was slightly different than there was no like,
oh, I'll do this and I'll just have a wig on.
It was like, each thing was slightly different
than the other thing. Like she was just reinventing new people each time,
which they were like, how does she do that?
Yeah, yeah, no, no, I think definitely.
I mean, I think Kate McKinnon is a great actor.
I think Jan Hooks was just incredible.
And she also tends to, I mean, of course-
She gets shoved under the rug.
Yeah, I'm with you.
I did my all time cast and she was the one I was that that was like one
of the toughest cuts for me because I just feel like for four or five years she
was a man could do anything.
I also like the people that can sing
and perform and do sketches and do characters like there's like some sort of
total package thing that I think only a few of them have really pulled off.
Well, one of the things that I loved getting,
because I hadn't really gotten it
until I spent a whole lot of time there,
is that the thing is that all of them,
at the end of the day, they're just theater kids.
They're all people who did guys and dolls in high school.
Even like Lorne, there's a bit in the book
where Lorraine Newman described how once she was with him
in the 70s and she had just had a bad breakup,
and Lorne launched into that song from West Side Story,
"'Forget That Boy.'"
Yeah, yeah.
Like the idea of, I have two daughters
who were theater kids, so I'm very familiar with this type.
But all of them, I remember seeing Colin Firth interviewed once about how much he
loved doing the scene in Abba where he's in the jumpsuit and the platform shoes,
because everybody who's an actor, they just want to do that.
It was also very interesting to hear Lauren talk about,
and just to see with all of them how
the audience is always projecting onto SNL.
They want it to be a political show or
an anarchist collective or whatever,
but it's really show business.
It's just show business.
That's why often when you see these scenes shot backstage,
you'll look down the hall and you'll see a couple of showgirls,
a man dressed as Abe Lincoln, and llama. You know, it's like that scene, I don't know
if you're as much of a Beatles nut as I am, but like in Hard Day's Night there's
that scene in the theater where John Lennon's going down the stairs and he
runs into a showgirl with a headdress. And like, yeah, even the Beatles, it's just
showbiz. There's something I kind of love about that.
We're gonna take a break and come back
and I want to talk about Lauren S. Confucius.
Okay.
Alright, Lauren S. Confucius,
which seems to be a recurring theme
with everybody who's been in his orbit.
He just dropped shit like,
I just, I took down some couple things
from your book that I screenshotted.
He was talking about Belushi
taking Chevy Chase's overnight fame, the hardest.
And he said, there's a certain kind of person who, if they're not famous by 26,
they're going to burst into flames, which I thought was like, yeah, he's,
he's probably seen that too.
These people that come on the show and they're like so anxious to have it all
happen, but it seems like he seems to feel like, except for the rare exceptions,
like Carvey, you almost need two years on the show
before you can become who you are.
Like, what did you find out when you're researched
in the book?
Like, what's the arc of a cast member
to actually be really good on the show?
Well, I think that, I think he really likes
and respects the ones who come in there
and survey the scene and figure out,
okay, this is how I can be effective here. Like plenty of them, and again, they're young,
you know, there's no orientation, there's no instruction packet, like it's sink or swim,
you know, you have to figure out, okay, who can write for me? Who can I write with? How am I going
to get on the air? And the ones who can sort that out, you know, are, are the, are the ones
who are really going to make it.
Um, yeah.
Uh, well then there's someone like Kristen Wake comes in and she's just
immediately, you could tell she's going to be on the show for seven years.
There are a few shortcuts, like, and this began with, uh, Billy Murray when,
you know, when he started on the show in the second season, he had a good first
show and then he just kind of disappeared.
People didn't like him.
Audience didn't like him because they thought he was a Chevy replacement and he wasn't so
cute as Chevy.
But he was playing like second cop parts.
So Lorne and he devised this idea that Billy would come on the show behind a desk and just
address the audience and just say, hey, I'm not cutting it here.
I don't know what's the matter people, don't you like me?
And he talked about his dead father and everything.
But that did it.
He connected with the audience,
they really liked him and he was in.
And that kind of began this tradition of
one of the time-honored ways that new cast members
kind of get their footing is to go on Weekend Update as themselves and say their
name into the camera.
Think of Adam Sandler when they did his first Thanksgiving song.
He was not really thriving so much on the show, but then he came in, he was himself,
he looked like himself, he did his funny little song, everybody knew, oh, I know that guy
now.
Eddie Murphy did that too with Raheem Abdul-Muhammad. The first time he did that, that was I know that guy now. And the week I was there. Eddie Murphy did that too. It's Raheem Abdul-Muhammed.
The first time he did that, that was it.
He took off.
So that works.
And the week I was there,
Melissa Villasenor had one on update
and that she broke through.
So there are a lot of different kind of shortcuts.
Some people are just so good at it.
Look at Tina Thompson.
He's been there forever.
He just, I think he. Look at Kenan Thompson. He's been there forever. I think he
recognizes it as a good thing. Lauren will often say
that agents, people's agents and managers are the
menace because they'll suddenly start getting like
movie offers and they'll say, hey, get out of this
place. You got to leave. It's time to leave. And
Lauren does a lot of sidebar conversations with these
people. And what he says, of sidebar conversations with these people.
And what he says, another one of his co-ins is,
let them build a bridge that's strong enough
so they can walk across it and walk away.
Yeah, that was another Lauren Confucius thing.
Yeah, and there are so many of them.
And some of them, what I love is some of them
actually can't figure out what the hell they mean.
And writers and casts spend years talking about them.
And one that a lot of people mention to me
is something he would say,
well, you know, there's people who build the house
and there's people who buy the house.
And you have to figure out which one you are.
And everyone is like, what the hell does that mean?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
What if I'm both?
I don't know. Yeah, you had the, I was like, what does that mean? What if I'm both?
Yeah, you had, uh, the one, I mean, this is another one. We was talking about Chevy chase when, uh, he said the idea that you could feel
things for somebody and then you run out of it, I realized some people burn out
of relationships and he said that about, um, he said that about a family member,
but he was talking about, to be chased,
like sometimes the professional relationship,
it just is what it is.
It's supposed to be four or five, six years,
and then it's over and that's, it's like real life.
And you have to walk away.
Yeah, and I think it was, you know,
when he started the show and had the original,
not ready for prime time players,
they were just supposed to be in the background.
Nobody was supposed to become a star.
Oh, yeah.
No one was supposed to become famous.
When suddenly Chevy was famous and he was on the cover of
New York Magazine that totally messed up the ecosystem.
It was a loss of innocence to use one of Lauren's favorite terms.
Well, the fame back then too, it's 30 million people watching the show, potentially on a Saturday night. It was a loss of innocence, to use one of Warren's favorite terms. And everyone got jealous.
Well, the fame back then too,
it's 30 million people watching the show,
potentially on a Saturday night.
It's just a different level.
And so it was very painful for him to see this tribe,
this family fractured.
And then, but when Chevy did go, as painful as it was,
again, this was one of these lessons
that he had to internalize.
He realized, okay, this is gonna happen
again and again and again.
And so he sort of inured himself to it,
but he also realized that, you know,
like George Steinbrenner or like any sports team,
you have to keep bringing in rookies.
You have to seed the team.
And that's something he learned the hard way,
you know, but he, that's how he's kept it going
for 50 years.
He says they're always new people.
I think that's one of the reasons I connect with
the whole structure of the show,
because it's a lot like sports.
Yes, it's so many good.
You have to constantly think about like,
all right, this person's taken off,
I probably only have them for two more years,
now I gotta develop a bench behind them.
Another thing that I loved,
I should've mentioned this three minutes ago,
but his hatred of agents and managers
and how just their agenda doesn't align.
All they're doing is just trying to get
whoever the most amount of money possible.
Yeah, they don't care about career,
they don't care about relationships
and how he tries to navigate that,
but it's like one of the few things
he can't hide his contempt for,
which is like these people.
Oh yeah, I mean, he says, I think somewhere in the,
at least one place he says in the book, agents are morons.
Right.
And the thing they all hate more than anything
is when agents get tickets to the show
and they're in the audience.
I mean, people have told me, but,
cause they're so jaded.
I mean, you want the real fans, you don't want an agent.
So you'll look up at the balcony and you'll see a bunch of,
you know, CIA agents and their dates asleep.
They're half asleep, yeah.
More stuff.
But about this Steinbrenner thing.
Yeah.
And this, I found myself wondering if this had something
to do with your affinity for the show.
You know, Lauren, he is a sports guy.
I mean, he loves the Yankees, goes to the Knicks,
he's a big hockey guy.
And he uses a lot of sports metaphors all the time.
You know, he uses a lot of baseball metaphors.
When Will Ferrell was talking to me about Lauren's style, he said, you know, Lauren's
like, he's like a baseball manager.
He knows you got to keep the highs not too high and the lows not too low, because it's
a long season.
And a lot of people use sports talk
to talk about how the show works.
And the other thing people say is that
the closest thing to SNL on television
because it's live is sports.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, it's like a live sporting event.
Well, you had stuff in there about how a compliment
from him is, it's rare.
So when you get one, it's rare.
So when you get one, it means something, but it isn't the cast members that succeed the best.
I've talked about this.
It's like a basketball team where when you play basketball, it's not just about,
Oh, clear out.
I'm going to score it.
Like you're trying to make other people better.
You're trying to connect with people.
You're trying to move without the ball and set picks.
And those are the people that always do best on the show.
Here's another Lauren quote.
The trouble with a thankless job is that no one thanks you, but you can put the
shit in like, in like fortune cookies.
I know.
Wow.
That's a great marketing idea.
The paperback.
And he talked about, uh, why he's devoted to the show when it takes every ounce of
my strength to get it on
and there's nothing but resistance
and nobody seems to give a fuck, then I want out
because you can only give up your life
for something greater than you.
So far it's been worth it.
Now he's 80 and he's still giving up his life for the show.
But there's other reasons for that, right?
Like the moment he's not running SNL,
you're not getting your calls returned in quite the same way.
Like there's a power that comes with the show
that I think he's aware of.
I think it's so much his whole life
and his whole personality, I don't think he's gonna leave
there unless it's on a stretcher.
And he always says that if producing was done well,
you leave no fingerprints.
And that's true, and that's sort of why he's been
behind the curtain all these years.
But at the same time, his fingerprints are on everything, you know it
Every one of them has absorbed
His sort of gospel and his sense of values about the show and not just about the show but about how to live their lives
You know in addition to all of his comedy rules and axioms
He teaches them how to live how how to live in New York,
how to order in a restaurant, you know.
He's paying for like new teeth for cast members
and all kinds of things.
And the gifts he gives are so like,
you get the, people have told me,
oh, he gave me this really great luggage
or Simon Pierce glassware.
And you sort of feel like he's ushering them
into the good life.
I was with Jim Downey once when he opened this box.
It was an Hermes big orange box.
It was an Hermes sweater for his birthday.
And he was so intimidated by it.
You know, he Googled it and saw how expensive it was.
And he said, I have to get a safety deposit box for this.
I wanted to wear it.
He had a story about that you have in the book that I'd never heard about
when Ray Charles was on the show.
And he was going to be reunited with all these people that he had done all this great stuff
with and he's like, are you excited to see them?
And Ray Charles said most of them owe me money and wasn't excited at all.
And he's like, all right, I'm going to tuck that story away too.
Exactly.
Down the road.
Yeah.
You know, these special relationships I allegedly have might not be so special in 20 years from now.
Yeah.
I mean, again, that's the sort of keep the highs not too high, the lows not too low.
I mean, he, he, there's a way in which all these people, they are his family members.
He's recreated the family that, you know, he lost when his father suddenly died when
he was a child.
But there's also, you know, it's also business.
I mean, he, he walks this very fine line.
Right. Well, and also when he went,
when he stopped doing SNL after the first five years,
you have a thing about, yeah, the phone's not quite ringing.
Yeah.
The same way.
There's some Conan O'Brien stuff in this book that I've believed and felt for a while that you really got into.
And, you know, not like in a New York Post, Page Six kind of way, but it was,
you know, that he was the one person
who did the Tonight Show and he moved to LA
and he kind of left Lauren out of it,
which has been atypical for everybody
who's passed through the universe.
And it seemed a little chilly.
Could you feel that when you were reporting it?
I did feel that.
And I thought, there was so much regret surrounding it.
And I mean, I wanted to say.
On both sides?
I think so.
I think it was, I think there was real pain.
I mean, Conan is always the first to say
that if Lorne Michaels hadn't looked at him
at one point and said, you, you know,
he would never have had this.
And think about it, Conan wasn't even a performer.
He was a writer.
He could get a writer like this
and give him this huge platform.
And the thing that's so sweet about it is,
I think there was a bit of a road not taken aspect of that
for Lorne because he started out as a comedy writer
who maybe wanted to perform.
And Lorne exalts writers.
But became a really fun performer on the show in his own weird way, which you covered nicely. who maybe wanted to perform. But, you know, and Lorne exalts writers. So the idea-
But became a really fun performer on the show
in his own weird way, which you covered nicely.
He became a character somehow.
Right, I mean, I think the Lorne character
is as big a character as Church Lady.
Yeah.
So yeah, he gave the keys to the kingdom to Conan.
And I think Conan, you know, I think it's,
most people in the business feel that Conan and his camp I think Conan, you know, I think it's,
most people in the business feel that Conan and his camp made a tactical error when they did not insist
that Lorne be made executive producer
of The Tonight Show in L.A.
Well, but they also broke the rule where he found out
from somebody else, not them,
which seems like the one way to really cross Lorne.
And I know those guys. I know, you know, went to college with Conan.
I know Jeff Ross, his manager.
And I do think they have some regret about it.
They were very young. They were very caught up in it.
These big shots at NBC were saying to them, no, no, no, you don't need Lauren Michaels.
You don't. Yeah, you're going to do it in L.A.
You don't need Lauren. He's in New York.
It was an activist NBC management at that time who didn't really,
they wanted to elbow Lauren off the stage.
But as Jeff told me,
and I quote him in the book saying,
you know what, we didn't jump in front of the truck for Lauren,
so why should Lauren have jumped in front of the truck for us?
Lauren would never have admitted having
his feelings hurt or that they should have done it differently.
But everyone in his camp feels like it was a faux pas.
Well, and I said this at the time
when all that was happening
because we were doing podcasts about it.
I just don't think what happens to Conan happens
if Lauren's involved.
He was too powerful and he meant too much to NBC.
And if, like the whole Leno, it just wouldn't have happened.
I think Conan's protected.
Yeah, no, it was a disaster.
But the kind of beautiful thing at this point is,
Conan is now king of podcasts.
He's just doing so great.
I'm so happy that Conan has landed where he has.
And he and Lorne are on very, very good terms.
It was great to see Conan at the anniversary show.
And I think there's a lot of real,
real honest ongoing affection between the two of them.
Couple other things that I loved.
When he brought Rob Lohan for Wayne's World,
he likes to hire people who've just had a flop
because they worked twice as hard.
Like who else would think like that?
Absolutely right.
It's true. Who would have thought of that? Yeah. think like that? Absolutely right, it's true.
Who would have thought of that, yeah.
No, because that was right after the sex tape.
You know, Rob Lowe was in disgrace.
Conan said about Lauren,
a lot of people, myself, this is to you,
a lot of people, myself included,
think that Lauren has a secret,
and Lauren has made a career out of letting people
think he has a secret.
I think Lauren's real secret was to communicate to me,
you have to figure out the show. He's basically saying,
I actually don't think Lauren has the secret, but, but he,
he'll have like a really good thought starter that you can then take and run with
it. That's how I interpreted that. Right.
I think so too. But I think also it's,
it's that Lauren has unconsciously or not cultivated
this mystery and power that makes everybody want his good opinion, want to do good work
for him.
And that is the secret.
It's this power that he holds over these people.
It's that they just trust his take on if he's really passionate about one thing,
they'll trust him.
Yeah, I mean, John Hamm told me that there isn't a day
that goes by where he doesn't think,
what would Lauren do?
And he curbs the impulse to pick up the phone
and call Lauren and ask him over when it's really important.
But a lot of these people live their lives that way.
You had a lot in the book about the imitation game with Lorne,
which started like, God only knows since the 70s,
and how aware Lorne is of it,
and how many different iterations there were,
and all these different, you know,
the writers would have their thing,
and then Bill Hader would have his thing,
and it would just go on, and Carvey, and all that stuff.
And Lorne just seems like he's fine with it, right?
Because you make fun of the boss.
That's what happens.
Well, one of the funny things Lauren said about it to me,
he goes, he said, yeah, you know,
it's the most American thing there is making fun of the boss.
And then he said, of course,
they don't really do it much in Canada
because nobody's that successful there.
Right.
But yeah, I mean, see that is consistent
with another one of his many theorems, which is
the 12, no, the infinite monkey theorem, which is how he views the essence of comedy writing.
It's that old joke about, you know, you put a thousand monkeys in a room with a bunch
of typewriters and eventually one of them will write Hamlet.
There was a 60s comic named Stanley Myron Handleman who changed that joke to say, put the monkeys in the room with the typewriters.
I went back a couple hours later
and they were just fooling around.
And Lauren thinks that there's this incredible wisdom in that
and that that's what you do with comedy writers.
That's why you have them writing all night long
when their defenses are down,
when maybe they're drunk or in their 70s.
Right, their guard is down.
You know, fatigue is your friend, he'll say. And because you want them to be in the room all night long, when their defenses are down, when maybe they're drunk or in their 70s. Right, their guard is down.
Fatigue is your friend, he'll say,
because you want them to be at their goofiest.
You don't want to be too self-conscious
when you're writing comedy.
You want to really, it's like pure id, I guess.
And I think he recognizes that all that time
they spend making fun of him,
it's like lubrication for comedy, you know,
loosens them up.
And Paul Appel even said,
it kind of helps you deal with the fear,
you know, the fear of Lorne
and the fear that you're not gonna get on the air.
It makes you just sort of loosen up.
And again, he's a smart enough manager of people
to know that if that works for them, fine, you know.
And he also told me, and I wish I had kind of pushed harder on this.
He said that he does this too, that he's a really good mimic of the people of the
show and he just does it at home.
But, oh, interesting.
Just a family members.
I guess that's volume two.
When do you think he realized that he was just going to be on the show and this
was it like what year it was somewhere between probably late 80s, early 90s where he just,
all right, this is my life. This is what I'm getting.
Well, I think a real turning point came after 9-11, you know?
Because the whole 90s, the mid 90s were a terrible time for him with almost getting fired by Don
Olmeyer. And then the show picked up steam with all the great,
you know, political debate stuff
that Tim Downey wrote and everything.
And then 9-11, it was the moment that I think the show emerged
as a kind of an important American institution.
And a New York institution too, like simultaneously, right?
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it brought it back to its roots.
This was a, you know, it was the first time in my life that America seemed to like New
York, right?
And New York suddenly was trying to buff it up again.
Even me.
I hate New York.
And even that, I remember rooting for the Yankees in the playoffs, hoping they'd get
one for the city.
So, you know, the way he, he conceived of that moment with the firefighters and Mayor Giuliani,
pretty disgrace, and had Paul Simon sing that song.
He just had this producer's knack for navigating that moment,
doing something that was so beautiful and profound and also funny.
As he says in the latter part of my book
when he's talking about doing the COVID show,
and you just always have to, the show has to show up
and you have to demonstrate, remind viewers
that there's a decency to the show.
And I think that it was that moment that the show
and Lauren himself just kind of were,
you know, it was kind of a hall of fame moment.
They weren't going anywhere.
He's never really been under threat since then.
It's interesting, because when they missed the moment,
which I think you wrote in the book,
after Trump got elected,
when the way they started the show, it just didn't work.
I didn't think it worked in the moment.
I think people behind the scenes
didn't feel like it worked,
and now I don't think anybody looks back and thinks,
oh, what a great moment.
Yeah, I mean, some people told me,
oh, I love Kate McKinnon singing that song,
but I mean, I thought it was kind of wet.
You know, I thought I was just,
I was- Yeah, it just didn't work.
Some people liked it.
But again, I thought,
the reason I thought that was interesting
is because it showed how finely calibrated
his ability to kind of deal with
the sort of millennial sensibilities on his staff are.
He knew he had to give them something.
They wanted to do this.
He didn't like it, but he let them have it.
It reminded me, a funny anecdote that I love in the book is,
I'm walking with him through the theater district.
We passed the Mean Girls marquee,
that's the show he produced with Tina Fey.
He was disappointed because his friend Margaret Trudeau was in town,
and he got her tickets for that night.
He was angry because the lead actress had called in sick that day
because her dog had eaten glue and she had to take the dog to the vet,
so she wasn't going to be in the show.
Lauren just shook his head and he said,
if it was Patti LuPone's dog, it would be dead.
You know, it's the idea that, you know,
cause he's a real showbiz guy, the show must go on.
And the fact that his friend, Mark Crudeau,
was going to have to see an understudy,
didn't like that.
Couple other things, you were talking about Ian Beats
when she came back for the anniversary show.
And he's kind of saying like, Oh, her career didn't kind of go the way.
Maybe she thought it was going to go.
And he said, um, you were like so many others who started the show beats.
Michael said, didn't understand heat.
They didn't understand that you're hot for about two or three years.
And if nothing else happens, you go to the back of the line again, which it
seems like he was painfully aware of with himself too, right?
That's just what, yeah. I mean, he learned that after the first five years.
And so again, he's just like this guy.
He's got this lesson book that he, and he remembers,
think about the rest of us and so many people we know, we repeat our mistakes.
We do the same thing over and over. He doesn't,
he somehow learns from his mistakes. What's the most thing over and over. He doesn't, he somehow learns from his mistakes.
What's the most fair criticism you heard from him, from the people who were interviewing
that was like a recurring criticism about him?
Of him? Gee, let me think. You know, I think that there are people who just feel that sometimes his aloofness
can actually be cruel and cold.
There are definitely people who feel that way.
There's same number of people who say like,
oh, when my wife got sick, he called and fixed the insurance.
So it's both.
Right, he paid for funerals.
He paid for a Michael McDonoughy funeral,
even though, oh, Donahue, even though he didn't like him.
But I do think that that sort of icy management thing,
which you, you know, there's the book deals in it.
I think mostly that kind of peaked in the 90s.
You know, you have Bob Odenkirk moaning about how,
why the hell is this guy in charge and everything.
But at the same time, you know,
Odenkirk and Lauren are now good friends.
I mean, what there's a lot of in Lauren's life,
it's the way people in 12-step programs make amends.
Lauren gets a lot of letters from people 30 years later
saying, I can't believe I was such a jerk
when I worked for you.
Now I know how hard your job is
because I've had to be a director or manage people.
Well, you're dealing with the ambitious people in their 20s and 30s.
I mean, I'm sure I look back at some of the stuff I did like way back when I'm like,
God damn it.
Why did I do that?
And I'm sure they have a lot of those moments, especially a pressure cooker where it's
Hunger Games every week.
Everyone's pitted against each other.
He said, you have this near the end.
You can't spend the last half of your life
watching the first half of your life,
which is how he felt about nostalgia.
Is that one of the reasons he's still working at age 80?
I think that's true.
He doesn't, I mean, he,
I think these anniversary shows mean a lot to him,
but he isn't on a nostalgia trip, you know?
He is really in the moment.
He's never like, oh, those were the days, it was better than. He's, you know, I think he probably thinks that the utility of all the fanfare over the
50th is to get more, get more viewers for the 51st and 52nd season.
He's always charging ahead.
He's thinking about the next cast.
Earlier this season, you know, I was talking to him about how this current cast is really big. It's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like the next cast. Earlier this season, you know, I was talking to him
about how this current cast is really big.
It's a big cast again.
It's too big.
And he said something like, yeah, well, you know,
it always takes like two or three years
for the kind of new cast to sort of settle.
And it just struck me that as he's about to settle
the 50th, he's thinking about, he's thinking ahead.
He's thinking about making the cast work.
And I think that's part of the secret of it.
He doesn't look back.
And again, why it was all the more special that when I talked to him right after the 40th,
he was in the sort of rare sweet spot of thinking about the past and the future and his legacy.
And I mean, I think there's a lot of warmth in him
that he's letting come to the surface
a little bit more now.
And that is kind of lovely.
Well, the biggest thing that's helped him
is that there hasn't been a kick-ass threat competitor
to come in.
I always thought Netflix,
I just can't believe Netflix hasn't challenged him yet,
but I think it's because Serandos loves the show so much.
He just doesn't want to challenge Warren.
Yes, Sarandos is one of those guys who sends him a Father's Day greeting, you know.
But it'll be interesting to see, right?
Sarandos is behind this new, you know,
Netflix's first foray into late night television with the John Mulaney show coming out.
Oh, and comedy too.
They're like, you know, they have this whole Netflix is a joke we got here.
And the one thing that's missing is like an SNL type show,
but I just don't think they're doing it until Lauren leaves.
Yeah, I think, I think that's right.
I think at this point, there's so much,
so many issues of respect and karma that nobody's going to
try to, you know, nudge him off the stage that way.
Well, congrats on the book.
I had you for an hour. I could have gone longer, but.
It was really fun. I thought it was so enjoyable because I'm so fascinated by him. But the management and perspective on success and loyalty and all that stuff, I just thought it was really cool. I love the way you laid it out. And the behind the scenes stuff with that Joan Hill show was just awesome. Like as a diehard SNL person, like I just I thought it was so interesting. Well and once I got to really know all those personalities just to see you know
somebody Larry I just did Lawrence and Donald's show and he said it was sort of
like the office you know like a workplace comedy I mean just seeing like
the way he would manipulate Colin Joe's this way and the way he would get Jonah Hill
to not to shut up and the way it was. It's just like, really interesting to watch.
Well, congrats. Go get the book.
Thank you.
Thank you. Good to see you.
All right. That's it for the podcast. Thanks to Kyle Mann and Susan Morrison.
Thanks to Kyle and Gahal and Saruti, as always.
Don't forget, you can watch this as a video on Spotify.
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You can watch all of our rewatchable stuff on the Ringer Movies channel.
And we have Celtics City, Get Ready, Monday night, March 3rd, HBO and Max,
Episode 1, a 9-week journey about the Celtics and basketball in America and Boston and life.
So that's happening. Enjoy the weekend. I'll see you with Priscilla on Sunday afternoon.
We're going to tape, I think right after the Denver Celtics game, which should be a barn burner.
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