The Bill Simmons Podcast - A Tatum/Brown Convo, Indy in Trouble, Kyrie’s Revival, and Best Defenses Ever With Rob Mahoney, Chris Ryan, and NBA Hall of Famer Isiah Thomas
Episode Date: May 24, 2024The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined by Chris Ryan and Rob Mahoney to discuss the Celtics' Game 2 win over the Pacers and whether the series is already over with Tyrese Haliburton's injury (2:51). Plus..., an awesome Mavericks-Timberwolves series (34:40), the Cavaliers fire head coach J.B. Bickerstaff, the NBA coaching carousel, and more (52:11). Finally, Bill talks with two-time NBA champion Isiah Thomas about the uniqueness of Kyrie Irving, the all-time greatest NBA defensive teams, Pistons stories, how the Mavericks and Timberwolves match up, and more (1:14:24). Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Isiah Thomas, Chris Ryan, and Rob Mahoney Producer: Kyle Crichton The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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It's all basketball. It's all next. I'm going to bring in Pearl Jam. I wanted to mention
Pearl Jam, the forum. Last night I went and it was an absolutely awesome, awesome show.
My old editor and friend, Kevin Jackson from ESPN, we used to work together,
pitched to way back when. Giant Pearl Jam fan.
He's from Seattle.
And he said he's been to, I think,
I think it was 44 Pearl Jam shows, 44 or 54.
He said it was one of the top four shows he's been to.
The new album is great.
So the energy from that plus the catalog,
it was just a great, great, great show.
They are still at the peak of their powers.
They really are. I was so impressed. I had such a great, great, great show. They are still at the peak of their powers. They really are.
I was so impressed.
I had such a great time.
And I say this with as much pride as I could possibly muster.
Here they are, Pearl Jam. All right, we're taping this 742 Pacific Time.
Just watched Game 2, Indiana, Boston.
A series that might be over.
Rob Mahoney is here.
Chris Ryan is here.
Chris Ryan asked if he could drink a beer during this. I said, yeah, because it looks like the Eastern
Finals might end up sucking. Hal Burton leaves the game.
Same leg, same hamstring as before.
CR, if you're the Pacers, you're up three, inbounding the ball
in game one. You're feeling awesome. Then 48 hours later,
you're down two games to nothing and your
best player
seemingly has re-injured the same thing that
knocked him out for a lot of the middle
of the season. Thoughts?
Got him right where I want him, if I'm Rick Carlisle.
The old rope-a-dope.
Soften him up. Make the
Jays think it's all over.
Time, Nemhard.
The Celtics will never be more vulnerable
to a flurry of Andrew Nemhard
eight-foot jumpers.
I would feel pretty heartbroken.
You know, when we were getting
into halftime and it just
felt like the Celtics should be up by 22
points. And I was like,
man, they're not dying. They're just hanging out.
And Siakam's having this
crazy breakout game and
maybe a little bit of
Boston nerves creeping in
just like last time.
Between the barrage of
threes, Tatum coming
back to life, and then the Halliburton injury,
you don't want to
say it's over, but it's over, Rob.
It is over. If Halliburton
can't play, it is kind of that simple.
Look, there's trade-offs to that.
Tyrese Halliburton has been, in a lot of ways, the Celtics'
easiest path to offense at times
in this series. Putting him in the action has been really
good for them, but the Pacers are not
the same team without him. And I thought Boston
in particular, they cranked up
their defense, I thought, overall in this game.
We think of the Pacers as primarily
a jump-shooting outfit, but they were, I think, second in this game. We think of the Pacers as primarily a jump-shooting outfit,
but they were, I think, second in the league in
points in the paint this year. Boston
dominated the points in the paint in this game.
It was a lot of dancing side-to-side
all night for Indiana, and it took
a heroic effort from Pascal Siakam
to keep them in the game.
And if you can't have your best player on top
of an effort like that for any
number of games in this series,
I think that's going to be all she wrote.
So they get Siakam.
It's like Bruce Brown.
It's a crappy pick in this year's draft.
Yeah.
And a couple extra firsts.
Yeah, I think two picks this year
and then the 2026 Pacers pick, I believe.
Right.
And he's a free agent,
but they're going to re-sign him.
Unless... I don't know, Chris. we'll talk about Philly later, but.
Oh, good.
I'm glad I had a purpose here.
Yeah.
Who's going to write the Siakam?
Could he go to Philly?
Question mark, question mark, question mark story.
Maybe that'll be in like two weeks.
But Siakam, when we do the Ringer 100, Rob.
Yeah.
It's one of those guys you're making the list and you go ah yeah he's one of the
50 best players in the league and it felt like a lot of teams could have gotten him you watch him
today he's going toe-to-toe with tatum and brown and he's just you know he's a good player i do
wonder like zach low wrote about this for espn about the derrick white trade and the mechanics
of that and the josh hart trade and these trades where it seems like people are overpaying for guys who aren't like the Donovan Mitchell, you know, Rudy Gobert type massive trades.
And is this kind of the new inefficiency?
What do you think of that thesis?
I mean, clearly those two guys in particular are culture setters.
They're not just great players, but they redefine a lot of the way your team operates and the energy and the spirit that they play with.
I think the problem with that sort of philosophy as a league-wide takeaway is there aren't a ton of those guys out there.
There are very good role players, but guys who slot in and do their job and go to work and go home.
There aren't a lot of Derek Whites just sitting around. And so I think that's what makes him so valuable.
And what makes him so valuable to the Celtics
is these guys aren't just everywhere,
but when you can get them,
they seem undervalued
until they mean everything for your team.
Yeah, and I think the role players face the same fate
as high-end draft picks or all-stars
where it's like, it's an environmental thing.
I mean, like PJ Washington and Daniel Gafford,
I would cut off my left hand
to have either one of those guys
playing on the Sixers,
but I wouldn't have been able
to tell you that
at the trade deadline.
Yeah.
Because you need a backup center
because your real center
doesn't play that much?
Is that why you would
sacrifice a hand?
That's your free hit.
So that's one.
That's it?
Yeah.
That's one. And then Boston? Yeah. That's one.
And then Boston Chris is going to come out.
You think you're better than me?
You think you're better than me?
The PJ Washington thing,
I still don't totally understand
because I don't understand
how you could watch a guy on a bad team
where everybody's just going for their own stats
basically for a few years and then just kind of instinctively know, even we're watching it in real
time. I didn't feel like he was that guy in February or March, April, there were some signs.
But Rob, did you see him becoming like this Robert Horry type potential guy for a championship team?
What were the signs? I mean, there's clearly signs in skill set, right? And we've been talking about
those for years. It's the reason why we've been talking
through P.J. Washington trades for season
after season after season. What he can
do is theoretically appealing to lots of teams.
But it still seemed pretty
theoretical to me until we saw
it in Dallas. And Gafford is a similar exercise
except as an energy big instead of a stretch
big. It is hard
to read guys in those situations.
In theory, teams are doing background.
They're trying to talk to everyone that they can
to get information on what these guys' actual
work habits are. But realistically,
I still think it's a bit
of a crapshoot as far as
that goes. You're going to strike out with some
of those players you try to acquire, and you're
going to hit the jackpot with your P.J. Washington
too. I think what Dallas did well
is they did identify guys
who could play with Luka and Kyrie
very, very well
and who don't necessarily need
the ball on a really consistent basis
to be able to summon lots of energy
and play with a lot of energy.
So that's something you can pick out on tape
as to whether it's going to be
a perfect kind of cultural fit
every single time.
I mean, I'm as lost as anybody.
See, Chris's team doesn't think this way because they're all about three all-stars.
Who's the third?
I don't know.
Tobias?
It's Paul George.
He's dying to leave Los Angeles.
We'll talk about that later.
Can we talk, see how you're a narrative guy?
Yeah.
We've talked narratives a few times.
I'm a narrative guy, but just don't skip me
when it comes to the legacy,
because I'm also a legacy guy.
You're a legacy and a narrative guy.
Interesting.
People are bored already with this Boston, Indiana series.
So Boston wins game one
and it still turns into a two-day Tatum referendum.
And I know from a Celtics organization all the way up standpoint, they're really frustrated with the Tatum referendum. And I know from a Celtics organization all the way up standpoint, they're
really frustrated with the Tatum coverage. From the sense he's 26 years old, he scored more playoff
points than any player in his first seven years ever. He's made three first team all-NBAs. He
made first all-team NBA this year. As an all-around guy, he's been really impactful and has gotten
better at that year after year. And if there's a nitpick, he's been really impactful and has gotten better at that year
after year. And if there's a nitpick, it's something I've talked about over and over again,
which is that his three point shooting just hasn't been good enough. And I think I saw,
I looked up his game log, his last 14 games before tonight, he was 24% in the playoffs from three.
Tonight he was one for seven, but he's carrying himself like he's this 40 plus percent
three point shooter. So if you're going to pick them on that, great. But the all around game
is really good. Is he Luca? Is he Giannis? Is he, is he, uh, he's not, he's not, is he LeBron in
2013? He's not, but is he in the vicinity of where Kevin Durant was on those OKC teams? He is.
Maybe he's not as good as Durant was, but in terms of being an impactful forward.
I don't ever have the spiritual experience watching Jason Tatum that I did watching Kevin Durant.
We're not talking about that.
I'm talking numbers and impact.
Okay.
You asked about narrative.
Kevin Durant was the literal MVP in the seasons you're talking about.
I get it.
I love Kevin Durant. I'm just saying from seasons you're talking about. I get it. I love Kevin Durant.
I'm just saying from a numbers standpoint, he's in the vicinity.
And from a winning standpoint, he's been incredibly successful as the best player in a team that
over and over again is in the top four of the top two.
And yet now we've hit the point where people are like, fuck this.
He's not that good.
And you could feel it the last couple of days based on what happened in game one.
We talked about it in this podcast
where if Brown doesn't bail him out on that three,
it's two days of Tatum, Tatum, Tatum,
what the hell's going on with this guy?
Which is what it turned into being anyway.
So then he sucks in the first half of game one.
What do you think, CR?
I'm thinking that this guy probably
is not basing the level of competition that he needs to. And I was thinking that the guy probably is not basing the level of competition
that he needs to.
And I was thinking that the whole night
watching this game,
that first game was really fun,
you know, and it was really exciting.
And, you know, it was like watching
Keystone Cops out there at the end.
But when it comes to like watching
the Western Conference playoffs
and watching what it's done
to some of these guys
and how it's made them raise their game,
or in Kyrie's case,, revive his game to some extent.
And just watching these guys reputationally,
but also obviously performance-wise,
have to step up because they can't screw up
or screw around the way Tatum did
in the first half of this game.
And yeah, is it unfair? Sure.
But I actually...
Even for a while tonight,
I was trying to imagine if Tatum and
Siakam were on like swap teams and like how we would think about those guys differently and like
what would Jason Tatum on a like I'm trying to drag a mid-market team to relevance and just
throw it all on my back kind of thing would be and what what his sort of persona would be and
how it would be different I think that Tatum just suffers from being like exactly who you just described, which
is like the sixth or seventh best player.
And I don't know, I don't really think he's that cool.
Like, I think that's also a thing that happens is like he doesn't have that cool of a game.
It's a it's very like drudgery.
It's like a lot of drudgery to watch.
So that I think is like
is like mounting up against him.
But, you know, he had a good second half.
I mean, they just bodied those guys
in the second half.
Like this is this.
This thing is over.
There's also that thing going on
with him and Brown where
they do make each other's lives
easier in certain ways.
But really their primary value
to each other is in games like this,
where Tatum can be off for a half
or three quarters,
and Jalen Brown can just pick everything up
and make it work.
And it wasn't just the scoring,
but he was the driving force
leading to all those threes for Boston too.
You don't really see that
in a lot of other star situations.
A lot of the other ones are built in some way
to be more directly complementary.
Even when you think about Luka and Kyrie,
for example,
their games fit together
in a way that Tatum and Brown
don't necessarily.
I'm not saying those guys don't work,
don't fit,
or can't win a championship.
Yeah, they like each other.
Like all those things.
Yeah.
Clearly, it works at a really high level,
but it doesn't work at a level
that augments both of them
and makes them really, really pop.
And so when we're talking about
what's missing,
some of it is that pop.
And some of it is the fact
that there are just five or six guys
who are better than Jason Tatum right now.
And that's okay.
And frankly, that might not stop Boston
from winning the title anyway.
Right.
Three first team All-NBAs ain't nothing.
But I have a...
And I'm going to say this.
I just want people to know this is a joke.
But a friend of mine,
we always joke about Jalen Brown.
He's basically like the middle brother in the family. Jason Tatum's the older brother. So when Tatum has a game of mine, we always joke about Jalen Brown. He's basically like the middle brother
in the family. Jason Tatum's the older brother. So when Tatum has a game like tonight, the first
half and Jalen's having a game like he's having, we start joking like, oh my God, this is the Jalen
Brown dream game. These guys have been awesome teammates. They pick each other up, but it's just
kind of funny back to what Rob said. It is like a little bit of a seesaw when one guy's down,
the other guy goes up and vice versa.
And that's a good thing.
And when they're home and together,
the Celtics are completely unstoppable.
But Jalen was awesome today
and there was a little sauce behind it.
We're taping this before the press conferences
after the game, but he didn't get all NBA.
And I voted for him.
I made the case for him during the awards.
I've also, there's been years where I haven't voted for Tatum for as the highest team.
Like I, I really try to be, you know, take all the biases out in this case.
Like I felt like they won 64 games mainly because of those two guys and mainly because
those guys sacrificed a lot. And Booker made it.
And I just think there's no way Jalen
was worse than Booker this season
when you think he never chased his stats.
He always did whatever was best for the team.
And the team was super successful.
They were successful because of those two guys
and how hard they played night after night after night
and how durable they are.
And if we're just not going to reward that
with the All-NBA,
I don't know what the All-NBA is for anymore then.
It's for money now.
So winning doesn't matter?
It's a stat award now?
Well, it's a contract award,
which is kind of perverted in the first place
because it just becomes like this thing
that's tied to compensation
in a way that is like,
you know, I don't have a vote. I wouldn't even know what to do with myself if I had a vote.
And it was like, this guy's either going to make 65 million extra dollars or not,
like based on whether or not I think he's better than Devin Booker. That's crazy.
Right. Especially when you put, look, we don't need more media members complaining about the
responsibility of voting for these things. But I'll say, given what we're talking about now and what we're choosing to award and reward,
you want to reward players
who are sacrificing for their teams to win.
If more money is going to be handed to somebody,
let it be the people who are giving up
so that their teams can be better.
And yet, we do simplify it with the stats.
We do simplify with very...
Often, it's a very basic box score type production
and who put up those numbers
in a flashier way than somebody else.
And Jalen got the short end of the stick in that regard.
But I agree with you.
He's like, he had a better season than Devin Booker.
God knows he's a better defender than Devin Booker.
And that's a big part of the Tatum conversation too
that I think we gloss over a little too easily.
Really, really good defender.
It has to be a part of the story with those guys.
Yeah, it's a case where the stats have kind of gone wrong
because Booker, who if you didn't have league pass
and you just lived in like a shack somewhere in Alaska
and you just looked at box scores,
you'd be like, oh yeah, he's one of the best 15 players.
That team had a fucked up chemistry all year,
which he has to have at least a small part of.
I didn't really feel like he made anybody
else on his team better. The team was really, compared to what we all thought was going to
happen with them, I think they were pretty disappointing. And Jalen, all he did all year
was he guarded all types of players, really took challenges on. There was games where he guarded
Zion. I thought he had a really good season.
Sure, he's frustrated. I've been watching him for eight years. He'll do some things where you're
like, why'd you take that shot? Or, oh my God, Jalen hasn't taken a shot in five minutes,
so you know this one's going up. Yeah, everybody's got flaws. Everybody's annoying sometimes.
But that guy's a winning player. And he's the second biggest reason they went 64 and 18 right now in the
playoffs they are 10 and 2 so this team is 74 and 20 and they had one all nba player meanwhile the
suns and the lakers had four like what are we doing what what is this and then the other thing
i was thinking with the ballot is like let's vote for mvp let's vote 10 places because we need the
forwards and the guards. Like the
Jalen was one of the best five or six forwards in the league. If we can't use the all NBA things,
capture as a snapshot, who are the best guys at the different positions,
then we're, we're doing something wrong. Why are we only voting for five spots for the MVP?
Expand that to 10. And that's a better kind of litmus test for the 10 most impactful players.
And then we have the All-NBA teams.
Anyway, I thought this was a big reason
why Jalen kicked ass tonight
because it's offensive that he didn't make the team.
Anyway, that's my rant.
CR, any thoughts?
I know you hate the Celtics.
I do hate the Celtics.
I'm pretty much in agreement with you.
I mean, to the extent that I think
that these kinds of all-NBA slots
are like black and white
and you can kind of pick this out,
I do think that Jalen Brown had a better season
than Devin Booker, from my opinion.
Just as a league pass, colon,
night country guy in an Alaskan shack,
you know, who watched 10 games this year.
I agree.
Yeah, if that's a beat, by the way,
I am signing up for the Alaskan shack beat. I agree. Yeah. If that's a beat, by the way, I'm signing up for the Alaska Shack beat.
I'm into it.
Sounds great.
Bill, what do you think about the idea, though,
about every other night,
it's like you're watching the Western Conference playoffs
and it feels like you're on a complete bender
because it's so awesome
and everybody's flying all over the place.
The crowds are going crazy.
It feels like we're
in the front seat of these
two emergent franchises that are
really finally taking the leap.
Don't you think the Celtics are getting
punished a little bit because
nobody's really... They didn't
get the Knicks and they didn't get the Sixers and they didn't get the
Bucs and they're just playing the hand that they're dealt?
Didn't this happen to LeBron for
eight straight years? It did, but LeBron
was like, we're all sitting here waiting
for you to catch Jordan. I feel like
LeBron's greatness was so
amplified
from the second he got in the league. I know there was
always a lot of like, you win
the big game, but I don't know.
I feel
like those Pacers heat, like those,
there were some series in the Eastern Conference that
were fun and this just feels like
Yeah, but think about the reasons.
We lost Giannis and we lost
some of Dame and the Bucks get knocked
out. Yeah. And maybe now Halliburton.
Yeah. Embiid, Halliburton,
Cleveland, like
might've had a puncher's chance with Mitchell.
He misses the last two games of
that series. So I think from an injury standpoint, the Celts have been about as lucky as it gets,
but this is like an NBA thing where you look at the Lakers in the 1980s, where all the good teams
are in the East, right? You have the Celtics, you have the Sixers, you have Milwaukee, and then you
have Detroit and even Atlanta. And then you go to the
other side with the West. And it's like, their two biggest threats in the entire eighties are the
Mavericks who immediately become disappointing. And Roy Tarpley has a whole cocaine thing. And
they're a threat for like one playoff series. And then that goes away. Rob knows those teams.
But that was like the up and coming awesome team and it just
didn't happen. And then the other team was Houston who actually beat them in 86 with Samson Olajuwon.
And then the next year, drug scandal, Samson gets hurt and those guys disappeared too. And the
Lakers never get tested. This is just kind of how it happens. You look at the West, OKC, Dallas,
Denver, Minnesota. those are four of the
five best teams in the league.
And they just, for whatever reason, are clustered in the West.
Golden State couldn't even get in the playoffs.
This is why they
need to do this 1-16.
Oh, you're going there?
Yeah, what the hell?
Grownups, man. I've got like nine
streaming services. I can get a taco
delivered to my house.
Can we send that idea to Zasloff? He's trying to match some offers.
Zasloff's like, I'll match one for 16. 2.6.
I will say, Bill, though, think about how far you had to pull back to find
the Western Conference team not being able to prove themselves against quality competition.
If we're going back to Roy Tarpley, it illustrates something important,
which is basically during my entire lifetime,
the Western Conference has been
pretty significantly superior to the East.
And there's some systemic reasons for that.
There's some trend reasons for that.
Part of it, honestly, is LeBron beating the snot
out of so many would-be teams for so long
they basically dissolved.
That's a part of that equation.
But I don't know.
The West being better than the East
is pretty much NBA business as usual.
Well, the LeBron thing,
the Bulls were the team.
The Bulls were going to be the rival.
And Rose gets hurt at the beginning of the 2012 playoffs
right as we're headed toward
an absolute awesome bloodbath
in the Eastern Finals.
We don't get to see that.
The Bulls get basically pulled away.
The Celtics get old.
And it just kind of never happened.
And then, you know, for whatever reason,
a lot of the talent started coming in on the West side.
I think the East could rally next year
because you figure Milwaukee would be better
you figure Philly
once you guys get
Paul George
and Pascal Siakam
that team's gonna be
absolutely loaded
they have four all-stars
yeah
Orlando's one guy away
am I on the bench?
like what are we doing
to fill out the team?
we'll see what happens
with Cleveland
but I do think
the East will be
in better shape
but it also speaks to
the pressure now
on this Boston team, you know,
to just basically handed this gift horse
with these three series in a row.
And even like the Knicks,
who I think could have been
a little bit bitchy for them, right?
And then, you know,
by the time we get to the third quarter of game seven,
even Brunson has broken hand.
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
We'll take a break.
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We never got the answer on one thing I want to know with Tatum.
Has he hit a ceiling yet?
Or is there one more level to go?
Because I still feel like at age 26,
I still feel like he's a superstar work in progress.
Rob's a little dubious of that.
I am too.
Yeah.
If nothing about his context changes.
So if he's still going to play in this post-Brad team,
the way Joe Mazzulla has them play
with lots of threes...
Are you doing the Doris first person thing again?
I started to,
and then I had to switch out
because I know that drives you crazy.
No, I like it.
I like it so much.
Joseph Mazzulla.
I think that this is who he's going to be
if this is the way the Celtics play if this is the way the Celtics play
and this is the way the Celtics roster is made up.
Yeah. What do you think, Rob?
I think it's reasonable to expect
subtle but meaningful improvement.
Little things on the edges,
little things in terms of his mentality
or the balance of a team.
But at this point in their career,
most guys kind of are who they are by that age,
especially if you've had the opportunities
in terms of offensive creation that he's had.
It's one thing if you're coming up as a role guy
and suddenly you're thrown into a dramatically different context,
as Chris is saying, and your whole career transforms.
Jason Tatum's been a star for a long time.
And to his credit, he's done a lot with it.
But I think the reason that the Celtics
would eventually get over the hump would
not be that he is a dramatically different player. It's just that they win a couple more games that
they otherwise would have lost. Maybe he has a couple fourth quarters that he might not have
had in a previous run. But ultimately, I think this is who he is. And that player is really
damn good and maybe good enough. He's an excellent one level below the top guys in the league guy who is a streaky
three-point shooter
and we saw
game six Philly
game seven Philly
last year
we saw game six Milwaukee
the year before
when he's feeling it
it's magical
but it
it seems like
it comes and goes
um
a lot more
comes and goes
frequently
than some of the other
great players
so I would say the last piece...
But do you think that that's a system thing
or that's a him thing?
You know?
Because there's something about...
I was watching whatever...
I think it was towards the end
of the last Dallas series
against the Thunder.
And Kyrie had some game
where he had like 11 points or something.
I can't remember.
Yeah, he had a couple of those.
But when the game's over,
all the guys are freaking out about Kyrie
and what he did and what you don't see.
And it's like, Kyrie did this and then he said this before the game.
I think that Tatum kind of lacks that.
Nobody's going to go after this game.
Or if Tatum had a bad game.
I don't think Tatum has that, like, man, you guys don't understand.
Jason galvanized us and he did everything on the court but
score. It kind of feels like
it's a little bit more like if he
gets his 26 to 30, it's like a
normal Jason Tatum night. And if he doesn't, he's
he's shit. You agree
with that, Rob? I mean, shit seems
strong. No, but like that's the way
that that's the way that I mean, it's
that's how Boston reacts
to stuff, you know, like, yeah yeah the irony of that is I think Tatum does do a lot of
those sorts of things but doesn't necessarily give the energy or get the credit narratively
speaking game one was like that he was he had a really good defense rebounding game and got no
credit for it after I suspect if you zoom all the way in and go into film session kind of mode and diagnose
every Celtics play, you will find
all sorts of small things that he does, whether
it's pull over a superior
defender so that Jalen Brown can attack,
whether it's the way he rotates on defense to
shield other guys and protect them.
He's doing all that stuff.
It's just guys like Kyrie
have a mystique and will always get
the respect because of that mystique. Tatum, for all the reasons we've illuminated, just kind of Kyrie have a mystique and will always get the respect because of that mystique.
And Tatum, for all the reasons we've illuminated,
just kind of doesn't have that.
And it changes the way we talk about him,
but it doesn't necessarily change
what he's offering on the court.
I think the guy he is on the court
does have a lot of those qualities.
Yeah.
I'm a Tatum defender.
I'm way more glass half full than I think most people.
The three-point shooting drives me a little nuts, but
it's like those actors.
It's like Robert Duvall. There's not
a lot of Robert Duvall conversations, right?
Incredible actor, but
it's more fun to talk about Pacino
and De Niro and Jimmy Conn.
Nobody's like, oh man, Duvall.
The judge. He was killing it.
We're like, oh man, Duvall.
What are you talking about? We are, but most people aren? We're like, oh man, Duvall, what are you talking about?
We are,
but most people aren't.
It's like,
oh,
Duvall pod.
It's Duvall Hall of Fame.
It's just never happening.
Please title this episode,
Jason Tatum,
colon,
NBA's Robert Duvall,
question mark,
and see if it's the worst or best episode ever.
Well,
I'll ask you guys this.
The Netflix series that they're doing. Yeah. Tat, I'll ask you guys this. The Netflix series that
they're doing. Yeah. Tatum's one of
the guys. That quarterback's version
or whatever. LeBron's in it.
The series that they're doing.
Anthony Edwards is in it.
Who do you think's going to steal the show?
Anthony Edwards. Yeah.
He already stole one Netflix show.
Right. It's just...
Tatum's going to be in it and you'll get to know him better.
And by the way, his story is awesome.
His mom, her whole background and all the ways that she's just around his life and all the things she does.
She's really unique and a really cool lady.
People are going to be like, where's Ant?
Can we go back to Ant's house?
He's playing video games.
Like, what's going on with that guy?
Ant's decided to take up soccer.
Come on, let's go back to Ant.
Somebody just challenged Ant in wiffle ball.
What?
So, Indiana, is this a sweep, Rob?
Let me say I have no Halliburton.
Let's say Halliburton's gone for the series.
Is it a sweep?
Oh, yes.
They're going to get one in Indy.
I think there's like a crazy...
I feel like Boston will blow in an Indy.
Like fast break out of just absolutely insane
130-120 game.
It took our guy Joe Maz a Luke Cornett injury
to finally play Brissette in a series
against his old team
when he's the perfect bench guy
to come in and switch on defense
and just play with energy
and be around the rim.
It's like, gee, I wish we had somebody on that team.
Oh, wait, we do.
It's Brissette.
He never plays.
I'm on more text change over the last seven months.
Probably the most random sentence
in all my texts over the last eight months is,
hey, why doesn't he play Brissette more?
Just going both ways.
People texting me that, me texting other people.
So finally Brissette played.
And I think he was like plus 17 in 10 minutes at one point.
I feel like Boston will blow an indie game.
The fact that you're just,
their history will be just to kind of
not take a half seriously
and all of a sudden they're down 15.
I think that's very possible.
But what they've shown in this series
and all their series so far
is that they win most of those games anyway.
Sometimes they will blow one,
but without Halliburton,
I just don't know.
I do think this game,
look, the Pacers are not
a heavyweight opponent
in the current form
for a team like the Celtics.
They're just not really on that level
in terms of talent.
But a game like this one
and walling off,
you know,
the kind of points in the paint thing
I mentioned earlier,
getting back in transition,
like playing Indiana
is a test of your discipline as a team.
Can you do this for 48 minutes?
Can you sprint back for 48 minutes,
put a wall in front of these guys,
make them dance around side to side
and prevent them from getting to the rim?
The fact that they can do that
and they just showed it,
even in a game where they're honestly
not playing great,
it doesn't hearten my opinion
of Indiana's chances.
I just don't feel good about
where the Pacers are right now,
despite the fact that they nearly stole game one,
despite the fact that Pascal Siakam
almost stole this one before things
kind of went sideways on them.
Yeah, I thought, I mean, it's
honestly, I'm just going to try and avoid Indiana
style, enjoy Indiana style
of play because
Boston, animus
aside, like that's a very
animus aside.
That's a good name for a podcast.
Animus aside.
One of the two. Basically, people who hate something being like,
I'll hand,
I'll give them this,
you know,
here's your flowers,
but I hate you.
Yeah.
It's like Indiana just plays a style of basketball that I find refreshing,
you know,
ripping it out on a make flying up the court,
uh,
taking these little mid range twos when they,
when they have them rather than always kicking out. I just find it really enjoyable.
You're going to have to... That's going to basically be your takeaway from the Indiana. It's like,
basically, thanks for playing and that was entertaining.
The Boston thing, it's like...
It'll probably be like five.
I think Indiana will
get one in Indy.
But this is the story of the Celtics, isn't it?
It's like the other team has a fun style of play.
The other stars glimmer in a way that Jason Tatum might not.
But if they win, no one can take that away from you.
That stuff doesn't matter if you win.
The Celtics have played 106 playoff games with Tatum and Brown.
So there's just a familiarity.
It's their little bit of a no-win.
I would argue when they have Porzingis,
this is a really fun
team to watch. I really
enjoyed watching them when they had
everybody. And Holiday and White
are just an absolute delight.
They're almost
like they could have been great
2004 Patriots. I'm a big
Drew Holiday fan.
Those guys are just winning players.
And the fact that the Bucs fans were like,
oh yeah, good luck.
Wait till playoff Drew shows up.
And it's like, you mean playoff Drew,
the guy that won a title for you
and threw one of the great alley-oops
of the history of the league?
That guy?
Yeah, we'll take him.
That sounds great.
Rob, you talked about Luka
on the Ringer NBA show on group chat.
Yeah.
An excellent program last night.
Luka took over in the fourth quarter.
I asked, Isaiah Thomas is coming on later.
I asked him this question, but I'm going to ask both of you the same question.
Does Minnesota have anybody to guard Luka Doncic?
Quietly kind of no.
Yeah, quietly kind of no. Despite the fact that they have some of the best perimeter defenders
in the NBA and some of the best
interior defenders in the NBA. But
I think we saw kind of what
the shape of that matchup is going to be, which is
Jaden McDaniels has incredible
length and is going to make Luka shoot over the top
of him. But every time Luka
just wanted to bump him off
and get into a little rockback jumper,
he can get that anytime he wants.
And he's great at that shot. And if you
can't take that away from him, I think
you're going to be in a really tough spot. But
maybe it ultimately comes down to that. Maybe
Minnesota's defense by the end of the series
is not putting two on the ball
with Luca, is not letting Gafford and Lively
beat them inside. They're also
doing a good job taking away the corner threes in particular
and they're going to live with that stuff with Luka
but I wouldn't feel great about
trying to live with that. He's too good at those shots.
Yeah, if you're talking generational
defenses
and some of the great ones, CR,
the Bulls could have thrown Pippen on him.
The Pistons absolutely could have
thrown Rodman on him. The other Pistons could have thrown T have thrown Rodman on him.
The other Pistons could have thrown Tayshaun Prince on him.
And Minnesota, which I think has a chance
to at least swim in that swimming pool,
but it's weird.
They don't have the Luka guy,
which means they also don't have
the guy to guard 2012-13 LeBron, right?
If that's the same thing,
like the big six foot eight physical guy
who can shoot over a few.
But I mean, this is,
if you're talking greatest defenses ever,
like the other defenses had guys
to handle the six eight freak guy.
And we'll see if Minnesota does.
I didn't see it last night.
I'll say this.
If I was a Minnesota fan,
I would be feeling okay about that game
because you're talking about a team
who just came out of a seven-game series
against the defending champs.
I couldn't agree more.
They went on the road in Denver
and have to go home.
They've basically been fettered
for the last 48 hours.
Everybody's just like,
I can't believe it.
This happened.
These guys are here.
Right. This is the greatest win in the history of the Minnesota
franchise. You're doing all that.
They catch a Dallas night on a night
where Luka decides to just play
and not go on tilt. I felt like
relatively speaking, I saw
Luka hit the deck a few times. He's bleeding from his
knees, getting shoved around a little bit.
He actually kept playing and played some
defense too.
I was like, that's about as
close as you can get
to being a perfect Luka game. And they
were within touching distance of Dallas.
So if I was Minnesota, I'd be like,
we'll catch our breath.
The calls are not always going to be exactly the
same like they were. And I think that
more often than not, Luka
gets distracted by his own temper
in those games where there's a lot of physical contact.
So, yeah.
Raheem had some, Raheem, I can't find it,
but Raheem had some good stats about
the team coming off the brutal seven-game series
and then having to play two nights later
in the next series,
and it's like basically they're batting 40%.
Yeah.
If I'm Minnesota,
the Nas Reed alley,
or not alley,
put back dunk,
which may or may not
have been above the rim,
but it felt like
that was a basket.
It's a tie game.
Wait, the cat one?
The cat one, yeah.
I'm sorry, cat.
Yeah, cat.
They would have been
tie game 70 seconds left
and it felt like
when they didn't get that,
I was like, oh.
But they didn't execute it
all down the stretch they're gonna play better
offensively the next game Edwards was
dead Luca hit
five fucking crazy shots in the fourth
quarter I'm I'm I'm with
UCR I'm okay if I'm Minnesota I'm like
we got well we split this I think this
is gonna go seven I think this is
gonna be a long series and
as much as we were like,
the Denver Wolves series is
the title, this is going
to be some of the best basketball we see in the playoffs.
I can't wait for the rest of the series.
It feels like a long one, but I will say the thing
about, even as you were laying it out, Chris,
Luca's temperament
and his ability to control the game and the
shots he was getting to, and yes, those were tough shots,
but all of that and really the game down the stretch and a lot of the game and the shots he was getting to. And yes, those were tough shots. But all of that and
really the game down the stretch and
a lot of the game in the body of it
felt like it was within Luka's
power to control. And that's
kind of what would worry me if I'm the Wolves
is that Ant is still very much figuring out
this matchup. And look, there's a lot of
whiplash stylistically between how Dallas
and Denver play on both sides of the ball.
But Luka felt like he had this thing
dialed in and it felt like he knew
all the levers to pull, all the buttons to push.
I think that's going to be the case.
And Ant is going to be kind of feeling around
in the dark in the way that young stars do sometimes.
Yeah, and that was actually, Rob,
I can't remember if it's the last time
we all potted together or when we talked about
this, but with that Thunder
series with the Mavericks,
I was like, I don't really know if this is that close.
Like, Dallas almost won that in five
other than the brain fart that they had
in the second half giving up that huge lead, right,
to the Thunder.
I felt like Kyrie and Luka were like,
we got this.
And I feel like that that is, like,
something that will emerge over the next couple of games
where it's just like, damn, how good is this backcourt?
I mean, you guys are talking about it on group chat. This is definitely the best backcourt in the league.
These guys might
just be in the zone where
they are like,
we cannot really be beaten if
we do our jobs and the role players do their jobs.
So I honestly feel like
this is a coin toss.
Yeah, that Game 5
of the Clipper series I went to and I left that series.
And I think I said it to you,
Rob,
the next time we potted where I was like,
uh,
I said,
the series was a wrap.
I thought the Mavs had figured them out.
And really since the middle of that series,
they kind of settled into the team they are.
And part of it is because Derek Jones has really turned into,
you know, they're even the rotation stuff has figured out Derek Jones and PJ Washington together. they kind of settled into the team they are. And part of it is because Derrick Jones has really turned into,
even their rotation stuff has figured out.
Derrick Jones and P.J. Washington together.
I still feel like Minnesota is going to win this series,
but I would not bet on it.
Because the thing that worries me
is the Kyrie matchup.
Luka, nobody can guard Luka,
right? He's going to get his points. I don't really feel like there's... It's like, oh,
it's too bad they don't have that guy who can guard Luka. But the Kyrie matchup is a more interesting kind of bad matchup for them because I don't think Conley can stay with him.
Oh, no. So they're going to have to use... I think they're going to eventually have to end
up using McDaniels and wasting the McDaniels card on Kyrie to have to use, I think they're going to eventually have to end up using McDaniels and
wasting the McDaniels card on Kyrie to try to take him out and then give
Luca,
Hey,
if you're going to get 40 a game,
we're just going to have to give it to you and just put a variety of dudes
on Luca and take out Kyrie.
That's what I would do.
If I,
you know,
take out Kyrie,
make sure the roll guys don't be you.
And if Luca is going to get 40 to 45 a game, so be it.
But you can't have both of them go.
So you got to take Kyrie out.
There's also the version of this series
where Alexander Walker starts playing more
just for that defensive matchup reason.
The problem is his offense has not been in there lately.
He can't shoot.
And right now, with the way Minnesota is trying to attack,
it's a lot of guys like him
and Jaden McDaniels and even sometimes Cat, all kind of their secondary and tertiary guys
attacking off the dribble in the paint with lots of bodies all swiping at them from the Mavs.
And they're losing the ball. They're not able to kind of be stable and strong going to the
basket in those situations. And that's where you get into a lot of trouble when you have
role players on the floor who can't quite shoot and can't quite be decisive
when they try to drive.
I don't know what they could do with that,
but they only have so many options
in terms of who else they could play.
It's either you're pulling the Nas Reid.
It's either Nas Reid's music
or Nikhil Alexander Walker's music
because I don't really trust
the Kyle Anderson minutes right now.
They feel more than a little precarious to me.
I disagree with Draymond
that Kyle Anderson should not start over
Gobert? Was that Draymond's take?
That was floated. Yeah.
Incredibly neutral perspective
as always from Draymond. Just why?
I appreciate his perspective on these matters.
One thing that was really cool
about that game,
both teams really already felt
like they knew the other team.
Even you watch the way they're defending the lobs and stuff like that.
Like Dallas had that great play at the end of the game when Conley tried to throw that
lob to go bear and Dallas just read it and they jumped it and they tipped it away.
But watching the team slowly take away the things the other team likes to do, and then
it's just going to end up with individual excellence at some point during the series.
And that's really favors Dallas.
The reason I think Minnesota still,
and that I'm not shaken by game one,
is I just don't think home court's
going to matter in the series.
Right.
And it certainly doesn't seem
to matter to Minnesota.
Well, the bigger question to me
is does home court matter anymore?
Yeah.
Like Rob, what's your theory on this, Rob?
What happened to home court?
I don't know other than obviously
the overriding factor
right now is the NBA is in
such a state of parity that what
seems like home court, even from
a one or two seed versus a six seed
or so, just isn't that big of a difference.
And so when we're thinking about quote unquote
favorites in series, the lines are
kind of thinner than they usually are than maybe they've ever
been before. Plus the three point shooting there's like more
variance with the games. Yeah I bet I'm sure
even like the quality of travel too is
just like at the all time high and those guys
are not like uncomfortable when they're
going places I don't know I mean I think that
there's there's something to it
for sure. The recovery stuff. Yeah.
Honestly that's a big part of it like sleep
science recovery like diet consistency There's something to it. The recovery stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, that's a big part of it. Sleep science, recovery,
diet consistency.
Players now are professionalized
in a way that they really haven't been
in NBA history for decades.
And so all these things coming together
at a time where
there's just better parity
and better balance in the league,
in part because of the collective bargaining agreement
and the way the apron is functioning right now.
I think it's just putting us in a place
where anybody can lose any game,
no matter where you're playing.
You know what I blame, CR?
What's that?
Everyone's too nice.
We got to go back to the days when fans were unruly.
Wow.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Have a look in the mirror there,
Billy Kosigan.
Because your fans are kind of sitting on their hands a little bit.
I heard some defense kids.
Well, we don't know.
But I can't be sure that those weren't being pumped in by ESPN
to make it seem like Boston had a good atmosphere.
Our fans are afraid to yell.
We don't want to offend the other team and potentially get thrown out.
Sure.
In this new NBA world.
Why could that be in Boston?
I have no idea.
The old days of people sitting behind the Celtics bench
just riding the players for
four quarters, like it's gone.
Now it's just, you know, I was thinking back to the, like the, the eighties, it was so
hard to go into somebody else's building and win a big game.
Like if you did that, it was like when the Sixers beat the Celtics in 82, gave seven,
it was like, holy shit.
They came into the garden, like the Lakers beating the Celtics in 85 or
pick a time like the Bulls going to beat
the Lakers and in 91
when they're winning games their house is like
oh my god and now
it's like I honestly they
might as well start playing these games in neutral
stadiums
play like the finals in Vegas like
it's the fucking in season I don't want that
but it does I mean I feel like anecdotally this is kind of like what the hockey in Vegas. Like it's the fucking in-season tournament. I don't want that. But it does. I mean, I feel like anecdotally,
this is kind of like what the hockey playoffs are like,
where it'll just be kind of like,
oh, they won two.
And then this other team won three,
including two on the road.
And now it's this heavyweight slugfest.
I think for the Western Conference too also,
there's something incredible in the water
where almost everywhere you look look some team is probably like
are we are we dreaming is this happening like if you're minnesota you have an ownership conflict
you have a bunch of guys on that team that people had written off like go baron towns to some extent
you know like yeah at least to be like this is who you are in this league and this is how far you'll
go and now they've got this guy an guy and a coach in Finch who are
pushing them beyond the limits of what they thought
was going to be their careers, honestly.
And to some extent
I think that's happening in Dallas too.
Dallas is like
Kyrie is having a full on career revival.
Luka is actually doing
it. And then they were surrounded by
guys like Gafford and PJ
Washington and Derek Lively.
Every time now I'm about to just call somebody by their first
name and jump in my head. Derek
Lively, this assemblage
of talent is not like watching
like, okay, it's another Clippers
series. Let's see.
Let's see what happens.
It's just like, no, nothing's
written here for this Western Conference playoffs
series. Every team is mega talented
and also the no one believes in us team
at the same time.
Yes.
Right.
But this was the,
there was a stretch in the 90s
when the league was really deep
when, you know, like Houston won a game seven
on Phoenix's floor.
And yeah, like Indiana's going in MSG
trying to steal a series with Knicks
and they finally did it in 95.
But I forget.
What was the game?
Oh, it was the Ray Allen game where the Spurs brought the champagne out, right?
Or the ropes.
Yeah.
The ropes came out.
Yeah, when the Spurs.
I remember in the 81 playoffs when the Celtics came back against the Sixers in game six, down 3-2.
Sorry, Chris.
I was four.
Childhood drama.
We had lost 11 straight in the spectrum, and it felt like 58.
It just felt like winning in the spectrum seemed like this incredible,
impossible feat that was never going to happen.
And then when we won game six, it was like,
oh my God, we won in the spectrum.
And it was the same thing when the Bruins would play the Canadians when I was a kid.
In Montreal, it just seemed like insurmountable.
Yeah.
I don't know if there's a basketball building like that.
The Knicks fans would say MSG, but an MSG is an unbelievable atmosphere.
It's so much fun.
But I don't think teams are like, I'm so psyched out playing.
This is my biggest mistake pick in Indiana in game seven, just to bet on. It's like, oh, the MSG crowd's going to psych them out playing. This is my biggest mistake picking Indiana in game seven,
like just to bet on.
It's like, oh, the MSG crowd
is going to psych them out.
I don't know if teams get psyched out.
I think MSG has that effect.
I think that there are probably,
there's like a handful
of really good arenas
in the NBA still,
but I do think that the flattening
and the sameness of all these,
all these like moderate arenas
has made it so that there really isn't.
Oh yeah.
You don't walk in and you're like,
Oh,
it's so damp in here.
Like,
you know,
like,
I don't know.
Like,
it doesn't feel like anything's ever just like,
like something weird happened in this arena.
It's like,
no,
everybody's having the same chicken tenders.
And like,
it's,
it's pretty much the same experience no matter where you go.
The lighting is game.
45 years ago,
Doug McRae and Jim were sitting in like row two
screaming at Jake O'Donnell.
Hey, Jake!
You think you're better than us?
And Jake's terrified
starting to call charges
because things could get killed.
We are on the cusp
of some truly revolutionary takes here.
We're at like
the tasteless nature
of modern architecture.
Yeah.
Bill, you are a half step
away from not just
the fans being soft,
but like Gen Z fans
being soft.
Yeah, that's true.
I want to be...
We need more drinking.
We need more binge drinking
in games.
That's why I'm having
a beer now.
I want them to seat
at 1 through 16, Rob,
and then they have to go
play at, uh,
like soccer stadiums
in Buenos Aires.
You know, like, I need to get, like, atmosphere back in Buenos Aires. I need to get atmosphere back in
the NBA. If no batteries are thrown at your game, it's not real. It doesn't count.
So I would lean 51% Minnesota, 49% Dallas. I would not bet on it. I would bet on this series
going at least six and probably seven. Do you have a lean, Rob, or do you want to see more basketball?
I mean, of course I want to see more basketball. No, but I mean, do you want to see more of the matchup before you have a lean, Rob, or do you want to see more basketball? I mean, of course I want to see more basketball.
No, but I mean,
do you want to see more of the matchup
before you have a lean?
My lean going in was Minnesota in seven.
Yeah.
And I will say I've budged slightly on that.
Obviously, Dallas won,
so the math changes a little bit.
I still think the Wolves are going to get
well back into this series.
It's just going to be a matter of
whether they have enough and enough answers.
And I think, I'll say say this I can see them falling
short a little bit more easily
now having seen the first game of it and seeing
like what is available for Dallas
when all their stuff actually I was going to say
when all their stuff is hitting but honestly it wasn't
their threes weren't hitting really at all
and the fact that they won a variance game
that swung in Minnesota's way in so many
directions I think
puts them in a really good spot.
I still would lean Minnesota slightly,
but I love Dallas' position in this series.
Dallas keeps winning dumb games,
which at some point,
that becomes a skill, right?
In these close, tight games,
they keep pulling them out.
What do you have, CR,
if you had to do percentages?
I'm leaning Dallas,
like 52-48, yeah.
I wonder what the league wants
if you gave Adam
Silver a truth serum.
What if it's rigged?
Deep down, what does he want?
Deep down, what does he want? Well, DFW is
a bigger market, I guess, if that's what we're
basing it off of. But
the Ant thing is pretty irrepressible
at this point, right? I'm excited
the Ant backlash is already starting, Rob.
I just can't wait for Kyrie to be back
in the garden, speaking of atmosphere.
I think that that...
That would be incredible.
Has the Ant backlash really picked up?
It still feels like...
Where was their Ant backlash? What part of the internet
are you on? Oh, I'm on the Celtics
Why Is Everybody Against Tatum
part of the internet. You might as well be on
QAnon then. Nobody is responding to Ant.
Ant went six foot 24
and they didn't say jack shit about him.
That's what side I'm on.
Cleveland fired JB Bickerstaff.
So we're up to four coaches
who were job preservation fired by the GM
who was like,
hey, don't look this way.
Kobe Altman?
About to be five, probably, right?
Who's the five?
Well, I guess technically
because if Monty Williams gets fired
by the new layered in,
Trajan Langdon got hired
to be the president of the Pistons.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And they might fire.
Yeah, Jalen used to have that joke
when we all worked together
about the keep getting them checks.
Right.
Monty would be the all-timer, right?
Just completely fucks up the Pistons for a year
and gets $80 billion.
It's like a sunk cost.
Listen, the GM is with the owners.
I make this point, I'm going to make it again.
The GM's with the owners
and the people that run the team
way more than the coaches are.
And when things go wrong
and the owner's like,
hey, what the fuck?
We traded five first rounders
for Donovan Mitchell and Mark
and who made an all-star team.
Where aren't we better?
The easiest thing to do is be like,
I don't know, man, this coach,
what is he doing?
And you're just buck passing,
buck passing, buck passing.
The bottom line is maybe Cleveland
should be cleaning house, period.
And I just feel like-
Yeah, but they can't clean out the part of the house
that's probably the most detrimental,
which is Gilbert.
And Gilbert's probably reading Ishbia headlines
and being like, I can fire a guy.
Well, there was stuff today about how Mitchell,
it's like leaning toward maybe signing the extension.
So this might be the Ryan Rossello theory of he signs the extension and asks for a trade a year from now.
But we already know from all the reporting that Garland, his representation, same as CR, he's represented by Clutch, that they might push for a Garland trade.
And it does feel like Cleveland's going to be the big pivot team for some
trades this year.
They might have a Jared Allen trade and a Darius Garland trade in the next
like five weeks.
And I don't know what those guys would fetch,
but it's not going to be an insignificant amount.
If your team like the Spurs and Garland's on the table,
I'm like,
fucking let's go. Let's start trading.
Rob, am I right? Isn't Garland the ideal Wemba Nyama guy?
I love that fit for Darius Garland.
Sick. So good.
It would be such a great pairing. And that's honestly what's so weird. I'll say unusual
about the JB Bickerstaff firing. Not that coaches don't get fired in this situation, but usually
they get canned because you don't want to change
the roster or you can't change the roster
that your hands are kind of tied behind your back as far
as what you can do with trades or free
agency. The Cavs feel very much
like a team, like you're saying, that is
poised to make significant deals
to change the entire
shape of their roster. And yet
I guess they just want someone completely different
to kind of envision how to use all those parts.
But that's not usually what we see out there.
Well, Chris, we knew.
We had a feeling when the Cavs got eliminated
and eight minutes later,
there was a 5,500-word story in The Athletic
about all the terrible things in the J.B. Becker staff fair.
So I can't say I was shocked.
The weird thing is that the coaching carousel
and the coaching talent pool seems to be,
I wouldn't say at an all-time low
because I think there's some good coaches available,
but you wouldn't be like,
hey, fire our guy for this dude.
Right.
Right?
It's not like,
I mean, honestly, it wouldn't be surprising i guess if
vogel gets one of these jobs or something like that because of like his past success with the
pacers and the magic but yeah uh and also winning a title but i think maybe vogel is better suited
to coaching you know like a kind of like mid-table team like that than he is like maybe going back
in again with another star-laden team.
I feel like 25 of these guys are right around each other, right?
Yeah, but this just doesn't
seem like a draft class
of coaches that you'd be like, hey, I'll go
on the hook for several million. I mean, Tom
Gores, if he fires Monty Williams,
he's going to owe him $60 million.
That's a crazy build-a-foot
for who? Who are you bringing
in that you think is going to revolutionize
your culture in a way that
Monte Williams couldn't? I get it. I get
that it seemed crazy and that he wasn't playing
Jaden Ivey and stuff like that.
That there were problems,
but that's a steep bill
to pay. Well, there's no proven coaches
in the market. The proven guys
are James Borrego and Kenny Atkinson
like perfectly decent NBA head coaches
with mixed records
and if you're not batting for them then you're getting
you know the lead assistant off somebody's bench
then you're going for Sam Cassell
and those are not the kinds
of names that you envision as revolutionizing
your franchise even though they're perfectly good coaches
but I mean money is money and there's only
30 of those jobs or whatever, so I understand
why people do it. But if I was Mike
Inori, I would be like,
so I can be the lead assistant
of Minnesota, or I
can get fired in 18 months in
Detroit. I'll stay in
Minnesota. You know what I really miss? The big
inefficiency right now with all this
is, you know, in the 80s and 90s,
teams would splurge on college coaches
and they'd be like,
we've hired Lon Kruger.
You missed this?
We've given Lon Kruger
$12 million.
You missed Rick Pitino? That's what we're missing?
No, but I miss these college
coaches coming in and just being terrible.
It was always really fun. It's like,
here comes PJ Carlessimo. Oh my God, he's being strangled by one of his really fun. It's like, here comes PJ Carlissimo.
Oh my God.
He's being strangled by one of his own players.
It would be fun if Andy Enfield was just hired as like by an NBA team.
Why not?
Yeah.
We had Calipari.
We had Patino.
We,
you know,
there was now,
now it's like,
it's just ring around the Rosie with these NBA assistants.
So like the Lakers,
let's say JJ is not the guy,
even though we all know the hiring JJ, let's say JJ's not the guy,
even though we all know they're hiring JJ.
They go from Vogel to Darvin Ham and then James Borrego.
Like is there,
so they're going to be still paying Vogel
and still paying Darvin Ham.
Yes.
But then also getting Borrego,
who's kind of in the same level
as those other guys. Did they
figure out the Ty Lue extension, the Clippers?
Yeah, we got to bring him back.
He lost in round one in six games.
Got to bring that guy back. NBA players
are like, this dude is a genius.
This guy's a genius. He's never made the
finals with the Clippers. Well, he's not an orthopedic
surgeon. He can't keep that team healthy.
He can only just devise.
I don't know.
He wasn't knocking my socks off
in that Mavs series.
I wasn't like,
whoa, Ty Lue.
No.
Look at all the moves he's making.
Is it more important as a coach
to be a genius
or for your players
to think you're a genius?
Do his players think he's a genius?
Because they kind of rolled over
in the last two Clipper games.
I don't really put that
at Ty Lue's feet personally,
but you can.
My bigger point is there's probably
four coaches that matter.
I think everybody else...
Vogel won a title four years ago. He's had two jobs
since.
I think
Carlisle's a good coach, but Carlisle was also
awful in Dallas for
years and years. We were like,
when are they going to fire this guy? I think he lost his fastball.
Well, he also threw his point guard crazy, yeah.
Yeah. And it seemed like he wore out his welcome. Rob, how many really good coaches are there? Is
it less than six? I would say less than six that are significantly moving the needle for you. And
honestly, at the bottom end, there's probably only two or three in the league at a given time that are actually that bad.
And most fan bases are just so dialed
in on exactly what their coach
is doing wrong or not doing
that it gets a little stretched out of proportion.
But I don't know. I don't see a lot of needle
movers out there. Even if your coach is
great at challenges, I mean,
congrats. That's a couple possessions to swing
a game. It's not an insignificant thing.
But it's not really changing
who you are as a team.
Those guys are what? Spoh is
clearly in that group. Who else do we
feel super confident is a dramatic,
a transformational coach?
I mean, is it Finch
or is it Anthony Edwards? Why
is Minnesota where they are?
Finch definitely has the demeanor that I think the team
takes on. There's a calmness to him.
Right?
I think Kidd's done a really good job
the last couple rounds.
And I was never a huge fan of his.
But Kidd was getting killed before,
like at previous stops, right?
Right.
And even like this year,
he was getting killed.
If you talk to any Mavericks fan
in like February,
they were flipping out about him.
But, you know,
it's a relationships business.
And the fact that he has Kyrie,
this version of Kyrie,
he gets some credit for that, right?
You can say Kyrie got older
and Kyrie's mature
and Kyrie's in the right situation.
And I think that the GM for Dallas
apparently like knew PJ Washington
for a really long time
and was like,
I know that this kid has
like another gear in him.
He's just been in a bad team
and in a bad situation.
Yeah.
I think we're honestly at the point now
where I would almost welcome
in an era of coach trades.
Because there's a bunch of guys
who I think are good coaches
or interesting coaches
who are coaching the wrong team.
Who comes to mind for you?
Well, I would love to see Popovich
coaching a team of guys who are Olympic-level basketball players
just to see, is he lost his fastball
or is he just wasting the last few years of his career
coaching guys who are obviously Wemby
but not great players, right?
Or at least not yet.
Well, I believe he did give up the chance
to literally coach a team of Olympic-level
basketball players this summer, right?
Didn't he give up that spot to Kerr to coach Team USA? Yeah.
But I would like to... I don't think they wanted him in France. There's just too much
wine. I don't know if they trusted him. He's going to go off the wagon. I would like to
see what would happen if Popovich coached the Lakers. I know that that would be
Darth Vader coaching for the
force or whatever. But like,
I, I just, I just would like to see what would, like, what would he do with LeBron and AD,
you know? Uh, and then the same thing goes for like Quinn Snyder. I think his talents
are kind of wasted in Atlanta. I think it would be cool to see him like coaching a different team.
Yeah. Like Tibbs did a good job in New York, but at the same time,
the entire team got injured by the end of it, as we were all joking about, man,
that's a lot of minutes on these guys.
And then now some of it is like Brunson breaks his hand.
Like that's a fluke, but right.
Yeah.
You know, OG and Roby playing 41 minutes a game and then getting hurt, I think was pretty
easy to predict.
He's not Cal Ripken.
Any thoughts on any of the announcing stuff
before we go?
Did you like having five guys
on a halftime show
that's two and a half minutes long?
Do you like Chris Paul?
I thought Chris Paul was good.
I wish he had been on a show
that didn't have five people on it.
That seemed like a pretty
like a no-brainer
like not shock
that Chris Paul is just
like pretty good at being on TV
and talking about hoops.
Yeah.
I'm dumbfounded that they added Draymond to like, everybody's like inside the NBA. It's the best show ever. Why are we adding people to it? Like for just take Draymond out of it. Why
are we adding any fifth human being to a show that we all loved already? What made them, this is what
I don't understand with networks. Like why can't they just stay out of their own way?
You know, like if you decide Chris Paul is, is, needs to be on countdown, then take one
of the other people out and have a four person thing.
So you can have an actual conversation.
But how could you choose?
How could you choose?
Well, I guess that would be impossible, but these over and over again, they just can't
help themselves.
They just have't help themselves.
They just have to add stuff.
They have to change stuff.
They have to overthink it. And meanwhile, somebody like Tim Legler,
what did he do?
One playoff game?
And he was awesome.
He's always awesome.
He's like, yeah, let's get rid of him.
No more playoff games for legs.
It's like, wow.
He just told me more in that game
than I've heard all year.
So you're saying the sequel shows have a sequel-itis problem they're just overstuffing there's too much going
on it has to be bigger it has to be a bigger cast every time yeah i think that's a good way to put
it it's it's uh you know having had some had some experience being in this i don't think these guys
can you can't just run it back it can't be be like, well, what are you doing this year?
Eh, you know, it's not
broke. Don't fix it. Right. You have to have a
wrinkle. Nobody wants to do that. Like, oh, here's our idea this year.
We're going to do this.
This year, we're going to... It's like, eh, maybe not.
Well, especially with Draymond.
If there's any risk
of this being the swan
song for inside the NBA,
and we're shoehor NBA. It is.
There's contingencies being discussed out there
as far as like, no, these are all the ways to continue.
It won't be with Draymond.
That's all well and good.
I'm pro inside continuing.
But if this is the end of this era,
I want to see those guys go out on their own
terms, not with extra characters
shoot in for the final season
just to shake things up
and make them interesting,
especially when Draymond,
a phenomenal basketball player
with incredible insights to share
if he wanted to share them,
is choosing not to do that
and just grinding axes
every broadcast.
Right, he's just doing grudges.
It'd be like the last year
of the Sopranos.
We've decided to add Draymond Green.
It's like, wait, what?
Can we just find out what happened with Tony and Carbella?
I mean, I think
also just like, I hope that whatever
iteration we get of Inside the NBA
next on whatever network it's on, that
they let those guys stretch out the way that they do.
And yeah, like the Draymond part is... That won't be on ESPN.
I'll tell you that much. Right.
To make the
devil's advocate argument for ESPN, I think that they're not really trying to win they don't have this space. But to make the devil's advocate argument for ESPN,
I think that they're not really trying to win
the halftime show or pregame show experience.
They're trying to win viral clips.
So that's why they have Woj come out
and be like,
here's all the news you need to know.
And then they share that.
And here's Stephen A ranting about something
and they share that.
And then, you know,
like that's like what they're...
I don't think that they're trying to blow our minds
with some incredible panel talk.
Yeah, that's why we have podcasts
like this one. Yeah. Like this very
special time we've all spent together. Where you can hear
about how Boston, the Boston
fans have become too woke.
Nobody said that.
Participation trophy culture
is ruining the NBA. Yeah.
Bob Duvall. Overrated, underrated,
or properly rated. Bob Duvall. Overrated, underrated, or properly rated.
Bob Duvall.
Well, right now for the NBA,
we have for the Eastern Finals,
the Celtics are now...
Jesus.
It just says minus 1-0-0-0-0 on FanDuel.
They must have gotten a...
That's a lot.
It's an inside dope on Halliburton's left leg.
Yeah, the medicals came back.
Can I give you
the Eastern Conference
MVP odds right now?
Do it.
Who do you think's favored?
Jalen.
O'Shea Brissett.
I don't see him.
Jalen Brown,
minus 125 on Fandle.
Jason Tatum,
plus 115.
Yeah.
On Fanduel. And then
in the Western Conference, Dallas is minus
154.
And for a conference MVP,
Luka is now minus 130.
You could add Luka before the series at plus 165.
Interesting.
One game, that flipped.
That's the old quarterback bet.
If you bet the Super Bowl,
just bet Mahomes, because he's probably winning the MVP. Same thing you bet the Super Bowl, just bet like Mahomes
because he's probably winning the MVP.
Same thing with Luka.
Like his odds were slightly better than the...
You know, I know you were teasing me earlier
about Paul George.
Yeah.
But I do want to actually ask you guys
because this has been such an educational playoffs
watching teams that are, you know,
I mean, Minnesota, you can make an argument about
which the, you know, I think it's Ant and Cat
and then it's this supporting cast, one of
whom happens to make $45 million
a year in Rudy Colbert.
And Denver obviously has a big
two of Jokic and Murray,
but then they have this excellent supporting cast.
Across the board, Doncic and
Kyrie, and then an incredible supporting
cast. And so as we start
talking about, oh, this guy might be available
and Donovan Mitchell might be available and Paul George and
everything. I wonder whether or not
there will be any trickle
down effect from the success of certain teams
in the playoffs this year
of people being like, I think actually what we would like
to do is go seven deep
with guys who know their
role around their two stars.
And the happiest I was
as a Sixers fan this year
is when I felt like
there was that kind of balance
on the team
before Embiid got hurt.
Yeah.
Where it was like Maxie and Embiid
were the clear one and two.
Which time?
I thought you already got
your one free swing.
We're like swing five now.
He said when Embiid got hurt.
I just wanted more clarification. I'm talking about the changing paradigm of NBA team building. Oh, sorry. You got to make free swing. We're like swing fives now. He said when MB got hurt. I was just, I just wanted more clarification.
I'm talking about the changing paradigm
of NBA team building,
you know?
Oh, sorry.
Okay, got it.
You got to make it regional.
Yeah.
Anyway, I was just thinking,
I was just wondering out loud,
like, oh, I wonder whether or not
anybody's going to look at Dallas
and be like, huh?
Like, where's my Gafford?
Rather than,
okay, let's bring in
another guy
and another guy
who we're going to,
you know,
and we're going to have to find
the chemistry
and find all this.
But wouldn't you say it's different if you have Luka
and you have Wemba Nyama or if you have Jokic?
You really only need one other major guy
and then some awesome role players, I would say.
Because it's like the major guys
almost were two guys, right, Rob?
You do need to be sure that whoever your best player is,
and I think Joel Embiid is clearly one of these guys
is a truly truly elite
player like an immutable force in
a potential series of course their
efficiency is going to go up and down but they
change the matchups by being on the floor
and so they have to be really good
obviously when your second guy is a shot creator
like Kyrie that changes a lot
but what you do below them
I think it can get tricky
and almost we want to have it both ways sometimes
where these teams that do the three-star model,
yeah, you get burned if you have
Bradley Beal as your third star. That's
clearly not good enough just to support
a bunch of minimum contracts filling out the rest
of the roster. I think Paul George is
significantly better than that. If you're talking
about a third or however you want to
classify the pecking order
of what would be in Philadelphia.
And at the same time,
the other outlets
or the other avenues for building teams
have their pitfalls too.
You may think you're seven deep,
but then you get in the playoffs
and you're only actually five deep.
And all of your best laid plans
go to shit because two role players
couldn't quite be as good
as you thought they were.
Or Michael Malone didn't get
the email about playing the young
kids in the playoffs.
Right. So yeah, those things are
all... I think there's so many ways
for NBA teams to go wrong. And we always
want to diagnose them. And you want to
give yourself as many outs as you can. But
realistically, if you can get three star level
players, I still think that's a really good model.
If I'm Paul George, I could just stay in LA,
make a ton of money.
I'm from LA.
I wouldn't say there's a shitload of pressure
on the Clipper players out here.
Nice weather every day and I have an awesome house.
Or I could move to Philadelphia
with one of the most psychotic fan bases that exists.
Keep going.
Where the moment anything goes wrong,
it's my fucking fault.
I'm the new Tobias Harris.
That's called pressure makes,
breaks,
I'm living in Philadelphia,
which I'm pretty sure there's no ocean.
Like just to have a nice,
it's like two hours away.
Yeah,
two hours away.
And the only reason I leave the Clippers is it's like,
I'm tired of this Kawhi rollercoaster,
not knowing if this guy's going to play.
I'm going to sign up for Joel Embiid
because that's going to be a much more stable game,
game after game, month after month relation.
With respect to you and Kawhi Leonard,
I think Joel Embiid's relationship to the Sixers
and the Sixers fans is much different than Kawhi Leonard's relationship.
I'm talking about him being on the court.
Yes. CR.
Yeah.
If I'm leaving Kawhi, I want to go to a team
where I know... I wish Embiid
maybe had a little bit more Kawhi.
I wish he took more nights off and was more like,
hey, the knee's a little gamey. I'm going to
let it rest. That's fair.
Let me ask you this after these playoffs.
Who is that star that you're positive
will be on the court?
Because everybody else is dropping
like flies. But there have been major injuries
for so many teams. Those guys fucking
play. Nobody mentions that as like a strength.
Yeah. Super terrible.
Knock on wood.
Jokic, same thing. Luka,
even though he gimps around sometimes, he's still
fucking out there every time.
Here's the solution for all of us
with Paul George.
A double sign-and-trade with the Lakers.
Turn the camera on, Kyle.
Double sign-and-trade.
LeBron gets to stay in LA, but he goes to the
Clippers to open the new stadium, finish
his career there.
Paul George gets to finally play
with the Lakers after it was blocked by Adam Silver
a couple years ago. And finally, he gets to
be a Laker. And he gets to be
him and AD and JJ Redick.
And we're off. It's a
new era for the Lakers.
JJ Redick, was
that conditional that they get rid of LeBron
so that there's no conflict of interest with the podcast?
No, I'm just saying it's a new post-LeBron era
with Paul George, AD.
I couldn't possibly start a TV show
made by Andy Greenwald.
It would complicate our podcasting relationship.
No, I just like that.
I like the narrative of that.
LeBron and the Clippers,
Bombers, like, this is great.
I have LeBron James to help open my new arena.
We'll see if he can get...
There's got to be some milestone left
he can break in the...
What's it called? The Intuit Dome?
The Inglewood?
Yeah, the Intuit Dome.
I went to Pearl Jam last night, and
I'll tell you, the ride wasn't as bad
as I thought it was going to be. I'm now
excited for the Clippers season. So it was a Wednesday
night, and I think it was at like... Wasn't that at like
8 or 9 o'clock? Yeah, we left at like
I don't know, 6.30 range after the first
half of the Minnesota game. Not a bad ride.
My one trip to that
area for a
soccer match last summer was
one of the most hellish driving experiences
I've ever had in Los Angeles. You know what, I think Stevie Balls
figured it out with the parking and the
traffic. Well, now you're trying to treat LeBron
there. Steve Balls has our back.
The traffic's going to get worse when LeBron
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And then we made up way later in life and we did a documentary together. And now there's this
anti-80s. Oh my God, these guys couldn't play now. And I'm telling you, Isaiah Thomas would
have been awesome now. But I've been thinking about you with some of the storylines, Isaiah,
where, first of all, there was a greatest defense ever storyline was in there.
And then watching Kyrie rejuvenated, especially in game one,
where, I mean, is there anybody else you felt like offensively was on your level
as like a 6'2 and under guy as a scorer slash playmaker other than Kyrie?
Not with the, I would say, the layup package in terms of being able to get to the basket, finish around the rim.
And then the way he handles the basketball.
So I remember talking to Coach K when, when he was recruiting Kyrie and he called me up and he said, this is you all over again. And, and I remember when Kyrie first came out and I was down at, um, FIU and he actually came by one of my practices and visited me and he worked out with some of the guys.
And, you know, I had seen him on television, but I had never really seen it up close in person.
My mouth was my all I could do was just sit there, watch mouth open and be in awe of what I was seeing because he was just beautiful
to watch. I'm glad you mentioned the layup thing. He's either the greatest or the second greatest
behind you for being able to get a layup off in traffic from every angle. He's the guy I'm
watching now, but I always thought that was one of your great skills,
like your ability to go left, right, any angle,
any angle off the backboard, any kind of arc on the shot.
Is there anybody else other than you two that's been like that?
Because I honestly can't think of anybody.
I would say Rod Strickland.
You know, Rod Strickland had a great layup package. Finish around the basket, right hand, left hand.'t able to, you know, open up and really do all the great things that we see Kyrie is able to do.
So, um, but I would say Rod,
I would definitely put Rod Strickland in that category.
Yeah, that's a great one. Yeah.
Cause the other thing that Kyrie reminds me of you with is on a fast break
with people in front of them and most guys will either lay back or they'll wait for another wing to try to run like a two on two or three and a fast break with people in front of him. And most guys will either lay back or they'll
wait for another wing to try to run like a two on two or three and two fast break. But he sees it
though, the same way you saw it. We were like, oh, I'm just going to go at these guys and figure out
how to get my shot off, which is Iverson was like that too. I, you know, Iverson is always in this
small guard conversation, but I always feel like Iverson was like a six,
seven score trapped in a six foot body.
Right.
Whereas you and Kyrie,
I think we're wired a tiny bit differently,
but the difference was your era was you could just get annihilated when you
went to the basket.
Kyrie doesn't really have that problem.
Not only could you get annihilated,
you got annihilated.
That was, that was part of the price you paid.
And, you know, it was like back then it was the land of the giants.
And they said, the referees, the fans, and everybody was like, okay, well, if you come in here, this is what you got to expect.
Like, you're going to get hit.
You're going to get beat up.
You're going to get bloodied up. But that's the land of the giants that you're going to get hit, you're going to get beat up, you're going to get bloodied up,
but that's the land of the giants that you're going into.
So if you go in there, you know, good luck to you.
And that's just how it was.
You took, I think, probably the worst like stitch injury
of any player I can remember.
You almost got a hockey injury from the Carl Malone elbow.
I don't remember a worse, well... How many stitches was that? 47. Oh my God.
And let's be honest, kind of a cheap shot. Or maybe even just a full-fledged cheap shot,
but that's kind of the way it went back then. The elbows were a lot sharper. But yeah,
I don't remember anybody taking one that bad. I mean, we had people break orbital bones and broken noses, stuff like that.
But you literally got, what was it, over the left eyebrow or the right eyebrow?
I can't remember.
The left.
Yeah.
But you know what was really cool?
Like years later, like Carl Malone and I, we actually did a sit-down interview for NBATV.
And, you know, I held a grudge for a long time, and I swore that, you know, at some point in time, I was going to put a scar on him like you put one on me.
You know, that was, you know, I asked him the question and before I can even get it out, he said, you know, I want to apologize to you.
He said, I meant to hit you. He said, I'm not apologizing for hitting you. Yeah. But I didn't mean to do that. Right. And that's what I can respect, right?
You can respect that, okay,
guy hit you and everybody got hit.
But when he said, I didn't mean to do that,
I have to accept that apology and forgive him.
And if you go back and you look at it,
if you go back and you look at that interview,
like he was almost in tears.
And you never really realize what the other person is carrying, you know, all these years.
And I think forgiving him took a big weight off his shoulders.
And I'm glad that we were able to have that moment.
But I still hate that he hit
me like that. I'm going to guess Robert Parrish and Bill Lambert are probably never going to have
that moment. Or Bert and Lambert or anyone in Lambert. I don't know if anyone's having that
moment with Lambert. Do you think? No, probably not sit down a moment like that, but I will tell you this, from a respect factor, you know, and you've heard us talk about the respect that we have for the
Celtics at Nauseam. I mean, they were great teachers, great mentors, you know, beat us up.
And the thing that I love about the Lambeer story, and I would hope people would go back and document it.
You know, when Lambeer first came to the Pistons, you know, we started, you know, we started three white guys.
We started Benson, Trafuka, and Lambeer.
And Lambeer was one of the few white centers in the league.
And early on in his career, and Bill, you remember this,
like guys were just turning around and literally taking their fists
and punching him right in the face.
Right.
And only years later, after taking so many punches in the face when he started to hit back
he realized
like oh these guys aren't
as tough as I thought they were
because now I'm hitting them
and
you know they're doing a little whining
and crying where he would get
punched in the face fall on the ground and
you know, get
back up and, and, and keep playing.
But when he started hitting back, oh, then it became a problem.
Right.
And that was, I mean, basketball was a tiny bit more like hockey back then where scores
were settled on the court.
I mean, guys started getting thrown out in the mid eighties, but in the seventies guys
would fight and stay in the game sometimes, you know, and then eventually that, that flipped when we got into
the nineties, but you got into your shared, I mean, what's weird is you were kind of the enforcer
of that team, even though you were one of the smallest guys, you were, you were the kind of
the sheriff of, of all that stuff. And you're always in the, in the mix with that stuff,
which I always thought, um, was unusual. Because I think people look back
and they think Lambert and Mohorn.
That was one of the fun things.
We did that documentary,
which I think is 10 years ago,
pretty much this month.
We did the Bad Boy Pistons for 30 for 30,
which was one I was really passionate about.
And we did all the interviews.
You hadn't seen it.
And we did a post-game show on ESPN Live.
And it was me and it was you and it was Jalen and it was Doug Collins.
And we got to watch the documentary with you and you hadn't seen it.
And honestly, it was a career highlight for me being in the room for you.
You were so emotional watching it.
You know, I think you could describe all the reasons why, but watching you go through the gamut of emotions for two hours,
and then we had to go on live TV and talk about it. It was just, it was just really cool. Do you
remember that? I do. And you know, those like, you know, that, that time, like you talk about the 70s, right?
Well, remember, I came in in 81.
So everybody was still kind of playing that way.
So the heartaches that you had to go through and the teams you had to beat.
I mean, Philadelphia was a great team.
Boston was a great team.
L.A. was a great team. Boston was a great team. LA was a great team.
Milwaukee was a great team.
And the physicality that you had to endure at that time
and the heartaches that you had to overcome.
Remember, I was a small guy.
I got drafted out of Indiana,
and we had just won a national championship and everyone was saying that a small
player could never lead or win in the NBA as a point guard. And you remember every point guard
was 6'7", 6'9", 6'6". There were no little guys like me trying to win or expected to win.
And definitely you couldn't win by being a leading scorer and also assisting.
That was like, you know, impossible to do as a small player.
And so watching that and going through that and reliving all that, you know, that memory, you know, it was just so many
heartaches and ups and downs and trying so hard to overcome that, you know, when we watched it that
day and, and Jalen was there and you and Doug, it was, you know, it was, it was emotional because,
you know, Hey, you, you wasn't supposed to do it
and you did it
and you overcame
and you beat all the odds.
Right.
Well,
there,
there was also that other piece
that I think the documentary
tapped into,
but also just even talking to you
even after we did the show
when you were still emotional about it.
Like,
that team won two straight titles
during an era
where it was really tough
to win two straight titles,
right? And now we're starting to see the way the league is now, how deep the league is. Like that team won two straight titles during an era where it was really tough to win two straight titles. Right.
And now we're starting to see the way the league is now, how deep the league is.
It's so hard to win two straight.
Um, but you were between the bird magic era and then the MJ era.
And you were considered the Pistons were just looked at as you were almost like the Larry Holmes, you know, that the, the champs that held the title between all the other champs,
everybody liked. And there was, I don't want to say lack of respect, but a lack of appreciation.
I think for how good those teams are. Like when I did my basketball book, I had the 89 team as the fourth best team of all time. I mean, you absolutely ripped through the playoffs and
destroyed everybody, you know? And I just don't think you got the credit for that.
So that was one of the cool things for me when we did the doc was like, yeah, this team was freaking incredible.
From a defense standpoint, you know, when Minnesota did what they did to Denver and the greatest defensive teams of all time started coming up. For me, it's you guys in 89 versus the 2004 Ben Wallace Pistons.
That's the two best defensive teams I've ever seen.
Do you feel like you guys have the championship belt?
Is it an open debate?
If you were going to make the case for the 89 team, what would you say?
I would say we're in the conversation with the 204 Piston team and also the other team you just mentioned.
Well, the 89 Pistons, I think some people would have the 96 Bulls in there because having Pippen and Jordan and Rodman? Yeah, I would say those three teams because we could
guard anywhere
and we can guard anybody at
any time.
But I thought our 89 team
really set the standard
of how defense
can be
played in the NBA.
Because you remember, we were so against the
grain at that time as a basketball team with two small guards in the NBA because you remember we were so against the grain at that time as a basketball
team with two small guards in the backcourt um Lambert, Mahorn, Edwards you know Mark Aguirre
you know I got to throw Adrian Dantley in there too because he was a big part of what we had done. But I would say like, you know, all defensive schemes and discipline,
the way we trapped, the way we rotated, the way we moved in and out,
defended 94 feet, you know, defensively teams weren't playing that way.
And I think we set the standard and then the rest of the league
started to follow. But I don't think
anybody has come close to
what we did with that
89 team with Mahorn.
And I think
the other Houston team, the 204
team, was the closest.
And then, you know, Chicago
with Pippen,
Jordan, and Rodman.
I mean, I think, you know, you can make the argument that, you know,
Scottie was one of the best defenders.
He and Rodman.
Yeah.
A long time.
I mean, you really can make that argument
that those two together
and Pippen alone
by himself,
again,
you can seriously
make the argument
that he was one of the
best defenders
of all time.
Yeah,
if I'm thinking
swing defenders,
it's those two
and it's Kawhi
in the mid-2010s.
And that's the list.
I think those are the three guys.
If I was going to make them out Rushmore,
the fourth spot gets a little...
You can make cases for different guys,
but those three guys have to be on it.
And I think, for me,
whether 0-4 versus 89,
0-4 had that great run,
which was distinct.
Like, what they did to the 0-4 Lakers
was insane. Like, what they did to the 0-4 Lakers was insane.
What they did to Kobe that series
and all of it. But
you guys, it was the sustained
domination.
And I think that if you're going to make the case
for 89, the Rodman piece would be
the final nail in the coffin for
that team in a good way. Because
that late 80s Rodman,
I don't feel like I've ever seen a defender quite like that, that late eighties Rodman, I don't feel like I've ever
seen a defender quite like that, that could guard all five positions at the highest possible level.
Like what bird was breaking down by the late eighties, but you could feel it in the 88 playoffs,
like what he was doing to bird in the 88 playoffs. I just never seen anyone guard bird like that.
And we, and all the fans, we were all like, what's going on? He can't go by this guy,
you know?
And I just felt like he,
what he grew into in 89,
where you basically couldn't keep them off the floor.
Right.
They're,
they're hit a point where he had to be out there in every big situation.
So that,
that might tip it for me.
But do you think Rodman as,
as a lineup weapon might still be number one for non-centers, right?
Yeah.
I would, you know, what he came into the league
and what he grew into and what he did for non-centers,
you know, like I say, he and Scotty,
but I would have to give Robin the edge because of rebounding.
Right. Because not only would he shut you down, but I would have to give Robin the edge because of rebounding. Right.
Because not only would he shut you down, but then he would rebound the basketball.
Yeah.
Scotty wasn't as great a rebounder as Dennis.
But, you know, like you say, those two plus Kawhi, you know,
it don't get any better than that.
When you watch these Minnesota guys and people like including including me on this podcast after that game too,
they had against Denver and I didn't know if it was sustainable,
but for me,
that was the first time I had seen defense like that since the Oh four
Pistons and going back to you guys way back when,
um,
then you see them against Dallas in game one and Luca seemed like he had
kind of figured it out.
And it didn't seem, this is where they kind of fall a little historically,
if you're going to compare them to 89 and 04,
where it doesn't seem like they have the guy to guard Luka.
McDaniels felt like a little bit too small.
I'm not sure, maybe it's going to be Edwards the next,
maybe they'll try Towns.
But did you notice that as you were watching it? Yeah, exactly. And, and, and what I, what,
but I think, you know, watching it, I kept saying is, Hey, they may be the same length and size,
but one guy is way bigger than the other. I mean, I mean, you know, they may both
stand like 6'9", 6'10",
but Luka is,
you know, I mean,
he's a big boy.
When he
gets you out of position,
just like
Jokic, right? When they get
you out of position,
and Larry and Kevin, when them they get you out of position, and Larry and Kevin,
when them guys get you out of position,
what's brilliant about those guys
is they keep you out of position.
You never are able to get back around.
You're able never to get back to your fundamental base.
Soon as you make a mistake
and they get you out of position,
they keep you out of position, they keep you out of position and then you're at their mercy.
Are those the two guys that are the most eighties out of all the stars we have
for you now?
Most definitely.
Yeah.
For,
for different reasons,
right?
Jokic,
cause he was so unselfish.
I mean,
he's basically like a bird and Magic had a big Serbian baby.
And then Luka, just how he uses his body and it's just so unusual. But last night reminded me there
was some bird stuff and some of the stuff he was doing last night where he just, it felt like he
was covered, but he was never really covered, you know, which is a whole other
level of when you're good offensively. Sometimes it felt like he could have shot right away,
but he was waiting for the guy to come over so he could take one more dribble and
shoot in his face. I think, I thought Minnesota was going to win the series like in seven and I
still do. And I think it totally makes sense to let down after the seven game series they had,
like if Dallas was going to steal a game, it was game one.
But I would be worried about the Luka piece.
Did you have, when you were playing, like, at your peak,
did you have a seven-game war like that that you won
and then you just had to play two days later?
Do you remember an experience like that?
Actually, it was Chicago, you know, in 90.
Yeah.
When we beat Chicago in the seven-game series,
and we had been playing, I think we had played like eight games
because we finished the series with four.
So we had played maybe like eight games in like, you know, 12 days. And then we, we open up the,
the with Portland game one and,
and we ran out of gas and I think they beat,
I think Portland came in and got us game one.
And that was their last one.
Yeah. And, and, but, you know, but,
but this is different because Luka and Kyrie,
these are two of the best offensive players
that will go down in history as ever playing our game.
Wow.
So, you know, these two offensively, you know, they,
they can do what they want to do when they want to do it. And, you know, ain't no scouting report
for them. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're right. You know, I remember, you know, and this
was, this was the brilliance of Chuck Daly, right? So when we were playing against Boston,
we would watch film on everybody else,
but we wouldn't watch film on Larry.
And so finally I asked him,
I said,
you know,
why we don't,
why we don't ever talk about,
you know,
how we going to defend Larry and everything else.
Chuck goes,
I don't want to scare the shit out of you.
So I don't show you film of him.
Oh my God.
That's crazy.
You know,
I remember when I,
when I did TV with magic for a year and we spent a lot of time talking about
basketball and Jalen was there too.
And you know,
I always approached basketball as a fan.
I read everything possible.
I watched as much as I possibly could.
I had my opinions.
Right.
And then there was this level that those guys had from having played I read everything possible. I watched as much as I possibly could. I had my opinions. Right. And
then there was this level that those guys had from having played. There were things they could
see that I just couldn't see because I hadn't played. Right. And I remember one of the guys
was Kyrie, the way they talked about the stuff Kyrie did. And I just looked at him back then.
That was before LeBron got there. He was like a good stats, bad team guy. And they were talking about how,
no, no, this guy's special.
You don't understand.
They just could see things I couldn't see.
Then Kyrie, that last Celtics season's awful.
The Brooklyn experience is a nightmare.
And just me, a guy who never played,
I'm like, that guy's a sunk cost.
I wouldn't go near that guy.
There's no way, right? But Dallas, I'm like, that guy's a sunk cost. I wouldn't go near that guy. There's no way,
right? But Dallas, Jason Kidd, they need to put a second star next to Luka, they lost Brunson,
and they're seeing the glass half-full version of Kyrie. So you're watching this, you're one of the
30 best players of all time, 25 best players of all time. You're watching Kyrie as a sunk cost.
Did you give up on him? Oh, me? Never. If you look back, when Kyrie was going through all the stuff that he was going
through in Brooklyn, I was one of the lone voices out there saying, don't give up on him.
I love him. Stay positive. Because he's such a talent. And you remember, Bill, when you were in school, right? You know, back in the day, we used to always have those teachers who would come in the classroom and they would see And that's what I saw in Kyrie. Like when you,
what, what you see in Kyrie today is one of the most beautiful people
along with one of the most beautiful players. So now, now maturity, life experience,
basketball has come together and connected. And sometimes you have to wait for it,
but some players are worth the wait and he was always worth the wait.
That's well said. Well, I wish I got to just, I just got to be more proactive about getting you
on the podcast more often. Cause I love talking to you, but I'm glad all as well. Thank you for
popping on. Thank you. And I'll see you soon.
All right. That's it for the podcast.
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Thanks to Isaiah Thomas.
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