The Bill Simmons Podcast - CP3’s Future, the Next Big NBA Trade, Netflix’s Swoon, and the Stream Adultery Epidemic With Kevin O’Connor, Amanda Dobbins, and Chris Ryan | The Bill Simmons Podcast
Episode Date: July 18, 2019HBO and The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by Kevin O’Connor to discuss Chris Paul’s future in Oklahoma City, NBA summer league takeaways, Kawhi’s two-year deal, and more (1:55). Then Bill si...ts down with Chris Ryan and Amanda Dobbins to discuss Netflix’s regression, the looming streaming war, summer TV, and more (58:25). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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How many days were you in Vegas?
Four days.
Five days.
Five days.
You were there when the Kauai trade, when all that stuff went down, you were there, right?
I was leaving the building as it was happening to go back to my hotel to record something about Zion Williamson.
So I was actually in my hotel room as the trade happened, leaving the arena as the earthquake happened.
When Mark Fishel from the NBA was like, Kevin, stop.
I was like, why?
Why?
He's like, there's an earthquake.
So I stopped, felt the lasting rumbles, and then went? He's like, there's an earthquake. So I stopped,
felt the lasting rumbles,
and then went back on my way
to record the Zion thing
and then the Kawhi trade broke.
Was that scary in the building,
the earthquake?
I wasn't in the building, though.
No, but for people there,
were people saying
they thought the scoreboard
was going to collapse?
It's like Pat Muldowney,
our peer at The Ringer,
he had recorded this great video
of the loudspeakers shaking
and the jumbotron,
little movement.
It sounds like it was scary.
Anything could have fallen.
Unbelievable.
I'm thankful I wasn't in there.
Between the earthquake and then all the Kawhi Paul George stuff, it overshadowed how disappointing the Zion thing was.
He played nine minutes.
Yeah, Zion, Zion, Zion, and then he's just gone.
We want to talk about a bunch of stuff.
We have some mid-July agenda stuff to get through.
And then basically, it feels like the NBA is going to quiet down.
I know you're writing something for Monday, but Chris Paul's staying, it looks like.
Does seem like he's staying.
They did a nice job of spinning it where, oh, yeah, you know, everybody's roster set.
It's so hard to trade guys.
He's actually warming up to OKC, and we're going to keep him here. My intel is that they had so hard to trade guys. He's actually warming up to OKC and we're going to keep
him here. My intel is
that they had no place to trade him.
I would say that's accurate. There's
nobody available partially for that reason, though.
That rosters are locked in.
I think 35 or 40% of the league can't
be traded until December 15th.
Minnesota could have done something, though.
That was my question.
Why not Minnesota? Before Westbrook was traded,
I sort of tried to find out if they were a team
that would make sense for Westbrook in,
because Gerson Rosas, the new general manager of the Timberwolves,
had said publicly, like, I'm going to be aggressive.
We need to maximize Karl-Anthony Towns' window.
So I'm like, oh, maybe they're a team,
after missing out on Russell, could go for Westbrook.
I was told no, that they are not interested...
Go for Chris Pa.
No, for Westbrook. Oh, for Westbrook, okay. That they were not interested in Westbrook. I was told no, that they are not interested. No, for Westbrook.
Oh, for Westbrook, okay.
That they were not interested in Westbrook
as an older player.
So perhaps they also wouldn't be interested in Chris Paul.
That's insane if they weren't interested in Westbrook.
Because how are they getting free agents otherwise?
I think they wanted a younger guy
that helps them but fits the timeline,
which is why Russell was perfect.
What timeline?
Zach and I talked about this earlier in the pod.
I feel like they're on the clock now with Towns.
I know he's got five years left, but
if we learned anything this summer
is that every team is on the clock 24
hours a day now. You can't ever feel safe
about having a star, I don't think.
You don't have to trade Towns, even if he's like, I want out.
You don't have to trade him.
That discontent, that anger can
manifest and hurt the rest of the team, of course.
But I think for Minnesota, if you trade for Chris Paul,
it's the type of thing where you need a lot back.
And I think for Oklahoma City, that's been the topic of conversation now,
where it's like they'd be giving up a pick to Miami to get a deal done.
If I'm OKC, I'm looking at Chris Paul's production this past season,
and you're like, yeah, he got a little bit worse.
His at-room finishing is worse. He still can't stay healthy.
His first step isn't quite what it was before.
But with James Harden off the floor
and he was still given the keys to run the offense,
he still averaged around 22 points,
12 assists per 36 minutes.
So he still produced at a high level
when he was really empowered as the playmaker.
So with Paul, so often we focus on
what he's lost as a player
and the age and the salary instead of like what he still is and what he can contribute to a
contending team. So for OKC, I think it makes sense to wait because if he comes back with OKC
this year and they're playing well with their core with Gallinari, Gildas Alexander, Steven Adams,
if you're Miami or another team, you're like, oh, we can add this guy and maybe
increase our championship odds in this wide open league this year. So I think it makes sense for
OKC to wait. You know, I agree with you because I made the same case. I guess the counter would be
if you want SGA to play, you also have Schroeder there who's still got two years left on his deal.
And there's a... Don't let Schroeder be a factor.
Well, but there's a chance there's an unhappy vibe, though,
where Chris Paul's not totally happy because he didn't want to be there in the first place.
SGA is not playing enough,
which is the only guy you really care about,
probably in the...
I think...
Who else did they care?
Ferguson, maybe?
Who else did they truly care about on that team
who's going to be there three years from now?
They're a big pile of assets.
Yeah, that's it. They're middle school players right now.
That's who they care about.
And Shea.
And Shea.
And Ferguson, too.
He's got potential.
Ferguson has a chance.
He's solid.
Great athlete.
I think they should keep him.
I thought that always made sense.
I also think they might be better than maybe people think.
They're going to be good.
They could get to 43 wins, potentially,
if Chris was able to stay healthy.
And I'm with you on the whole,
could Chris have one good year left?
So, here's the counter to that.
He could have more than one good year, though.
So, I looked up,
you know,
you love the Basketball Reference Play Index.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, of course.
It's pretty great.
Basketball Reference, though.
What a really good website.
Really good website.
Thank you to Basketball Re. What a really good website. Really good website. Thank you to
Basketball Reference. I looked up
the old saying is small guys don't age
well. That you go like
6'1 and under. The history
just isn't there. I've said that on a pod
a bunch of times. And I was like, I'm actually
going to look this up. How many
guys, 35 years and older
who are 6'1 and
under were actually really good
NBA players, or even good or decent.
So, I put in
the play index.
This seems conceivable, right?
11 points a game, 5
assists a game, 25
minutes a game. So, this is a low bar
we're talking here. This is the lowest bar I could come up with.
35 years
and older, 6'1 and under.
Who's even hit that?
Gotta be like...
It's two guys ever.
Only two guys ever.
Did they have multiple seasons?
It's John Stockton and Lenny Wilkins.
I was going to say Stockton, of course.
Did not think of Lenny Wilkins.
Only two guys.
Lenny Wilkins, at age 35, played 39.6 minutes a game
and averaged a 28 on the Cavs.
But I think he was also coaching them.
Interesting.
But a lot of minutes.
The league was also, at that point, the ABA was really in there.
It was a real talent glut, I think, for the league.
So it was probably a little easier for him to do that.
Enabled him to get that playing time.
Enabled him to do a little better maybe.
And then he did it the next year too.
He played 33.6 minutes, 16 and seven.
So then Stockton,
really the last five years of his career,
when they were keeping his minutes
between 28 and 31 minutes
and he was still able to get to like 12 and eight.
That's it.
That's our entire list.
So I wonder,
and I think Houston looks at stuff like this.
I think they look at historical comps.
I think they try to figure out how many miles somebody has left,
but then also factoring in 2019,
the advantages,
all that stuff.
I think they just looked at it and said,
Chris Paul would be making history by being a good player.
For sure.
This has not happened in 45 years.
We have to move out this contract this year.
They had no other options to get somebody back
who could help them continue to contend other than Westbrook.
But I was shocked by those numbers.
That is surprising.
It's only two guys.
I would have expected one role player in there.
Even Andre Miller to hit that threshold.
Someone like that.
But in regards to Houston, for them it makes sense.
Westbrook's a better player. Despite all his flaws, he provides that team, someone like that. But in regards to Houston, for them it makes sense. Westbrook's a better player.
Despite all his flaws, he provides that team
with a higher ceiling. It could
sour, it could get worse, but for
them with Harden and Paul and
how much those guys didn't like each other,
it made a lot of sense for them. And for OKC,
it's like, with Gallinari and this core
they have, they're going to be competitive, like you said.
And I think that's going to provide CP3
some type of platform to show what
he still has. Because right now we're focused
so much on what he's lost and what he doesn't have
and what he might lose in the coming years
instead of what he is today and what he can provide
to a team like Miami.
They could have arguably the best backcourt
in the East with Butler and Paul.
You could even look at a team like Milwaukee
and think, what if they decide to flip Eric
Bledsoe, George Hill, and Erson Iliasova
in a package with maybe a pick for Chris Paul?
What does that do to their sailing?
I like George Hill, though.
But do you like him more than Chris Paul?
I don't think so.
I don't know.
I just extended the search to 6'2",
and it's only 1974 Jerry West was our only addition.
This is not good.
It's not good.
But also, Chris Paul is one of those all-time great point guards, though.
So he could easily be one of the guys joining that list.
Yeah.
And he could have better numbers than some of those guys,
because of the nature of the game today.
His stats did go down last year.
I mean, I remember looking at this stuff a lot
when I was doing my book and even after,
like writing columns and stuff.
There is a point of no return sometimes statistically where there's a decline
that you can actually see with field goal percentage minutes played PR.
Like there's all these factors.
I remember when I,
the first time I really remember writing about it was with Jermaine O'Neal.
Remember when he was like,
Jermaine O'Neal was probably one of like the best nine or 10 players in the
league at some point when he was on the
Pacers. And then he got traded to
Toronto. And then I think he ended up, or
maybe Miami first and Toronto, but
teams kept taking chances on him.
But his stats had dipped past the point
where it was realistic for him to be a 2010
guy again. And I remember looking up
that stuff then and just being like,
can you pass the
point of no return as a productive guy?
So I guess we're going to find out with Chris Paul
because his stats were way lower than they'd been in 10 years.
And that's where we entered last season
with Carmelo Anthony and Dwight Howard.
Those guys just don't have anything left to give.
And I remember I had talked to an executive last summer
before those guys changed teams.
And I was like, well, hey, man, like maybe on a low salary,
those guys can still offer something as a role player.
They don't.
Carmelo Anthony won't accept his role as a role player.
He will not maximize his other tools.
He still, like Chauncey Billups said,
cares too much about scoring 30 points.
And then Dwight Howard just doesn't have it anymore.
But Chris Paul's not even close to that, though.
That's what I mean.
It's like he's not close to that.
Unless there's something with smaller players
where if you lose a half step or two-thirds of a step...
He can still produce, though.
...physically, it's all know-how at this point.
Listen, I'm not ruling it out.
I'm just saying he'd be...
This has not happened since John Stockton
where we've seen a guy be able to navigate this.
I mentioned the Bucs, though.
If you put Chris Paul on Milwaukee
in the postseason this
last year that makes them a better team over over George Hill and Eric Bledsoe so this year when the
league's a little bit even more wide open you're pairing Giannis Antetokounmpo with still one of
the best passers in the league to me that's something that makes sense for Milwaukee so for
OKC it's like okay maybe maybe at some point Milwaukee is like, we can add a guy in Chris Paul. Maybe even a team like Phoenix is like,
okay, let's get desperate here, man.
Let's try to maximize this.
DeAndre Ayton's getting better.
We need a guy for Devin Booker.
I don't know why that team's not Minnesota, though.
I keep making the case for them.
It's like, it actually seems perfect
for somebody who could make Towns and Wiggins better.
It's not really a long list.
You mentioned Carmelo.
So he's a good example, right?
He was really good those two Knicks years.
I think Carmelo gets a bad rap in general for,
I think he was better than people realize.
Like 11, 12 season, 12, 13, like those years.
He had two seasons in a row, 13 and 14 combined,
where he's basically 28 a game, 7.5 rebounds, 45% field goal,
39% from three, taking six a game.
He's getting to the line 7.3 times.
That's a really, really good offensive player.
That's like 90% of a Durant season.
And then it started to tail off. And he had that last
year at the Knicks in 17. He's 22 a game. Now he's down to 43% field goal. Now he's down to 36%
three-point. Now he's getting in the line 4.9 times instead of seven. And it's like the seeds
are there. And then all of a sudden it craters the next two years. So I do wonder, I guess the thing that surprised me the most,
as I keep thinking about it,
is that Daryl traded for Chris Paul in the first place.
When there's some pretty obvious stuff
where you're looking at the miles on somebody, injury history,
the fact that he's never been in amazing shape,
that he said, I think I can win the title this year if i
do this trade i'm all in and they almost did yep but he had to know the day of reckoning was coming
yeah of course and it is coming for chris ball at some point i just think like you can't look at the
raw numbers with him you need to look at the circumstances in the context i agree with chris
paul i mentioned the per 36 numbers earlier where he averaged like 12 and,
22 and 12 per 36
without Harden on the floor
with Harden.
It was like 14 and six.
Like he just didn't have the ball
on his hands to produce
in a way that you would expect him to.
Well, and that's,
but that's a key point
for somebody like him
where he's had the ball
since he was age five.
Yep.
And now it's like stand over there.
Of course.
And that's not an easy adjustment for a guy to make.
It's like the mismatch with you and Chris Vernon.
If we took the mic away from him half the time,
he wouldn't know how to kind of pick his spots.
No.
Me and Bruno have developed pretty good chemistry.
Better than harder than Chris Paul, thankfully.
That is definitely true.
Thankfully.
Yeah.
Nobody's threatened to demand a trade yet
but with Chris Paul
though like there's
still something there
so for OKC
I think
beyond some of those teams
Milwaukee
Miami
Phoenix I mentioned
one team like
I'm looking through
you can eliminate
virtually 25 teams
because most teams
don't need a point guard
instantaneously
but one team that
doesn't need a point guard
but makes a little
bit of sense
what about San antonio
popovich near the end of his career oh wow you could package like a patty mills with a bellinelli
a damari carroll's uh two-year deal and i think one other piece in a trade and then suddenly you
have a a big three of the r, Paul, Aldridge.
And that's not the most appealing core.
What a fun threesome to watch.
Chris Paul yelling at everybody, Aldridge sulking.
Yes, but for Greg Popovich,
having still one of the better playmaking boy cards in the league, it's quite intriguing.
I'm not saying I would do it if I'm San Antonio.
I wouldn't.
I would stick with this younger core growing over time.
But if you're able to add a Chris Paul to that core,
maybe you can maximize the end of Greg Popovich's run.
So you're saying they basically say,
hey, Patty Mills, Rudy Gay, they expire a year from now.
And we'll throw in Murray as a restricted free agent.
No, I wouldn't do that.
I would not throw in Murray.
No young guys. You're Mills and Gay, that's it. Maybe like a second round. I. I wouldn't, no. You wouldn't do that? I would not throw in Murray. No young guys.
You're Mills and Gay, that's it.
Maybe like a second rounder.
I'm talking like Mills, Carroll,
Bellinelli.
I don't think you need to put in Carroll.
Like something like that
with a pick.
I'm not giving up DeJounte, Murray.
I'm not giving up any of the good young guys.
How about the rights to be turned down
by Marcus Morris again?
Second time.
Sure.
Go ahead.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Okay, see.
I don't know, but point being,
it's like...
Can we agree that it would have been more fun
if Minnesota traded for him?
Yeah.
I'm just more interested in that team at that point.
No doubt.
I think it would be.
Teagan Dang, who expires a year from now for Chris Paul.
Like just, what are we waiting for?
Let's just go.
You don't think there's a chance
they're playing a little poker here
and pretending they're not going to trade him, right?
That could be.
That could be a possibility.
Or right now they may not want to.
And at some point they changed their mind. Maybe Towns is a little disappointed mid-season. Pretending they're not going to trade him, right? They could be. That could be a possibility. Or right now, they may not want to.
And at some point, they change their mind.
Maybe Towns is a little disappointed midseason if they're a 10 seed, 11 seed, something like that.
And then you're like, damn, got to trade for Chris Paul
to maximize this guy.
Because by the way, to me, Chris Paul is a better fit
on paper with Towns than Russell Westbrook.
I think Westbrook is somebody who I would have loved
Towns for Westbrook. I wouldn't have loved Westbrook. I think Westbrook is somebody who I would have loved Towns for Westbrook.
I wouldn't have loved
Westbrook for Towns.
I think Chris Paul
is somebody who can
enhance Carl Anthony Towns
undoubtedly
because of his
off-ball ability.
You can still go to the post
with Carl Anthony Towns
and Chris Paul
can play off-ball.
But Minnesota does not
make as much sense to me
as those other teams
that I've mentioned.
Not Phoenix.
I would not trade for Chris Paul.
Are we sure he makes sense for Miami?
Why not?
Why doesn't he make sense?
Where are they going?
Are they going to win the title?
Why am I taking on three years
and $110 million of Chris Paul?
You're giving up other crappy salaries.
That's why.
But if I'm OKC,
why do I want to take back crappy salaries?
I'd rather just have Chris Paul.
And that's the thing.
Maybe if they expire earlier, you do it. But right now, they'd be giving up a pick in order to do it. I would not just have Chris Paul. And that's the thing. Maybe if they expire earlier, you do it.
But right now, they'd be giving up a pick in order
to do it. I would not trade Chris Paul now.
I think if you're OKC, you need to take this into
the season and play it out.
See how your team performs. Maybe you decide to ride
it out for the full year. Maybe this team
clicks and suddenly you're like, oh, let's add a guy.
I gotta say, I kind of
like Miami's situation.
Right now? No, just for where their roster is
and the options they have.
Because still they have Dragic at 19 million as an expiring.
They have Olenek, who's 12.6 this year and 13.1 next year.
I kind of like Olenek.
I think he's not, to me, like a dead salary cap number.
He's somebody that could be an eighth or ninth man
on a good team.
And then they have Winslow, if they want to try to get a superstar. a dead salary cap number. He's somebody that could be an eighth or ninth man on a good team. You know,
and then they have
Winslow if they want to try
to get a superstar.
But if I'm Miami,
I would rather
wait until December,
keep the Dragic contract now,
and kind of wait to see
what happens in the league
and who becomes unhappy.
Bradley Beal pops up,
something like that.
What if Ben Simmons
popped up in a year?
It makes sense for all these teams to wait.
It's in Miami's best interest to wait.
It's in Oklahoma City's best interest to wait.
Milwaukee, they can't trade for him now.
It makes sense for Washington to wait too, I think,
because if they're going to,
as Joe House always says on my podcast,
insurance pays for 80% of the wall.
If they can just make sure Beal doesn't spin out before February,
at least kind of wait it out before you decide you're going to reboot.
Absolutely.
Bradley Beal is really the next guy.
Seems like it.
The next guy that a bunch of teams are going to target.
And maybe that happens by the trade deadline.
Could one of those teams be the Boston Celtics?
What's Boston giving up?
I mean, that would be... Jalen Brown. that would be Jalen and the Grizzlies pick would be the two headliners in that
one right are you willing to to risk that but Bradley be able to stick around I'm with my dad
my dad who's watching the British Open this morning and just devastated about Rory was
really upset that Rory just completely tanked in his hometown.
But my dad's in on the Celtics team. I think a lot of
Celtics fans are just like,
this seems like a fun group of guys to root for.
I kind of want to see it.
From the press conference, Enes Kanter joking about
Kyrie at number 11.
Yeah, so it was weird. So Kemba
picks number 8, which was Antoine's number
for years. And we're going to get these
Walker. It's almost like Kemba should be on the back of the jersey, not Walker.
I know.
And then Cantor takes Kyrie's jersey,
which is kind of like the haunted house jersey.
I would have retired that, but more like burned it, not retired it.
Evan Turner, right?
Evan Turner, who's worn 11 in Celtics history?
Oh, there's been a lot of 11s.
I think Sam Vincent way back in the day, that used to be his.
It's been kind of a jinx number.
Okay.
Interesting.
Do you think all the Kyrie stories have come out yet, in your opinion?
Of course not.
Will all the stories ever come out?
Who writes that piece, you think?
And does that piece ever get written?
Or are the Celtics, they want to seem like they're good guys?
I think it's going to fade.
I think it's going to fade away.
My feeling is they're keeping their heads high on this one.
Yeah, I think so. A little bit. What about
Westbrook OKC? When is the
when is Sam Presti's
Pravda machine going to ride through the terrible
Westbrook piece? With his well-fitted
suits and his perfect hair, right?
I don't think that's going to happen.
You will release the Westbrook piece today.
I've heard, I mean, I put this in my
article on Monday. I've heard OKC was very unhappy about how everything unfolded.
And maybe they're just putting up that front
when they're actually ecstatic about everything that they got in return.
That's how I feel.
But I think from a human level, you're probably disappointed.
This guy that you've spent this entire decade with,
you've been through so many highs and lows,
and he's getting recruited away by a free agent,
by a guy and a
competitor uh and james harden and then you have paul george getting recruited by kawaii leonard
you're probably not happy about that um on a human level and then from a business standpoint as a
small market team you're not either uh but from from your own perspective now 15 first round draft
picks over the next seven years is pretty damn good dude with shea gildas alexander and the
amount of flexibility you have with the guys you currently have they are one of the if you're choosing teams
that you want to start a franchise with okc is up there right now suddenly i would had new orleans
first but then zion looked like he was out drinking with nephew kyle and eating pizza at five in the
morning and doing that whole thing zion get on a treadmill what are you doing i have a photo don't
show up fat for the season please i have a photo of him. Don't show up fat for the season, please.
I have a photo of him
from a Duke game earlier this year
when I was there for All-Star Weekend.
And he's wearing his tank
or whatever after the game.
And he's looking thick,
but not chubby.
He looked chubby.
He looked chubby.
He looked chubby.
It's fine.
It's a good learning experience for him.
Guess what?
Show up in shape.
I mean, it worked for Luka Doncic last year
where he was probably,
I would say, 10 pounds doughy. But at some point, all these guys have the light bulb go up. Zach. I mean, it worked for Luka Doncic last year where he was probably, I would say, 10 pounds doughy.
But at some point, all these guys have the light bulb go up.
Zach and I talked about
when we're going to have that moment with Embiid.
I think Zach and I, I talked about it with somebody.
It was either House or Zach.
That moment with Embiid
when he puts the Instagram picture up
and he just looks like an Adonis
and everybody goes,
holy shit.
Do you think we'll ever have that?
Yeah, I do.
I did too.
Wasn't there a photo posted recently
of him?
I'm not there yet.
That wasn't the one
you're looking for more?
I want the Giannis
in the Nautos machine
with the giant bicep photo.
How about the Markel Fultz picture?
Remember pre-draft
the big muscle photo of him?
Remember that one?
Is that Photoshopped? They Photoshopped out the Chick-filultz picture. Remember pre-draft the big muscle photo of him? Remember that one? Is that Photoshopped?
They Photoshopped out
the Chick-fil-A sandwich.
What is going on with him?
He was the donut champion
at True Handlers.
Oh my God.
What's going on with him?
Is he unsalvageable?
I haven't heard
anything specific
with Markel Fultz.
Just what's been said publicly.
But it seems like
the same old, same old
that was from his time in Philly.
Oh, he weighs away.
You know, not ready yet.
He's working hard.
Though it isn't noteworthy.
What a bummer.
Caron Butler, who shares an agent with Markel Fultz, did say, you know, and this might be hyperbolic here.
He's like, Markel Fultz is ready.
He's 100% healthy.
And he'll be starting from the magic.
He's the only guy who said something like that.
But they share an agent.
They share an agent.
But Butler was also the only guy who had the accurate injury diagnosis
prior to anybody else.
Just something to keep in mind.
Isn't he still like 21?
Yeah, he's young.
Worth a gamble for Orlando.
And then if he stinks it up this year, you can decline his option,
or you can keep it for a one year uh expiring contract in the
coming year so that would be the 2020-21 season so you get a two-year trial with a former number
one pick why not like markel markel even without a jump shot can still become a guy who if if he
embraces like the sean livingston mold and just grinds on defense and becomes a guy who maximizes
his playmaking he can be a productive player but he needs to embrace that
if he doesn't have the jump shot he doesn't need to be the guy that we all expected him to be
some type of james harden-esque player he can be a productive player it's just about embracing that
and changing his mindset and accepting that i'm not sure if that'll happen i i hope he doesn't
have to do that um but there's a strong possibility that's that's what it's gonna have to come down to
i remember the obviously the celtics we going to have a high pick in that draft,
really watching a lot of YouTube stuff on all those guys.
And one of the things that jumped out with him
was how silky his offensive game was.
It's hard for me to even fathom two years later,
we're worried about his jump shot.
It didn't seem like a Ben Simmons type of situation.
It was the opposite. It was like, oh, man, that's a butter his jump shot. It looked easy to him. It didn't seem like a Ben Simmons type of situation. It was the opposite.
It was like, oh man, that's a buttery jump shot.
Yeah.
I mean, it was a little unorthodox,
but it just kind of looked...
It worked.
It just looked smooth
and like he could make a million of them.
You know, with Fultz,
it was the type of thing where you felt confident
he'll at least be an above average shooter.
You didn't worry about anything like this ever happening.
But this is a variable that you never could have predicted.
With this injury
or whatever you want to call it,
whatever this issue is,
you couldn't have predicted this.
And there's still a foundation
there for him to have success.
Which is why it makes sense
for Orlando, right?
I mean, look at the rest
of that roster.
It's a young team.
It made sense for five or six teams.
I thought Charlotte,
any team that's hopeless,
why not?
I'm a bit surprised there weren't more teams,
at least from what we've heard,
that were in on faults because of that exact reason.
I think the buzz was bad.
Yeah.
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It's July 18th, 2019.
It's a dramatic day.
KOC giving up on Mo Bamba.
I can't believe it.
You're giving up on him.
I'm not giving up on him.
You're not giving up.
He's a second year player.
Let's chill out.
Not giving up.
Not giving up, no.
Though I will say the situation's bad for him.
It's a bad situation for him
with Nikola Vucevic getting the money that he did
with Jonathan Isaac.
And I don't think they can play together, do you?
Aaron Gordon,
all these big guys,
all these forwards and bigs,
it's not a good situation
for Mo Bamba for his development.
Is there a Celtics possibility
with him?
They've always liked Mo Bamba.
I know.
They love him.
They're like a big guy short.
They have some stuff.
Makes some sense.
I have no idea
what his trade value is
because he did not look good
last season,
but he was a rookie.
He's probably one of those quote-unquote untradeable guys
where there is no value.
But he's very valuable.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, sure, he might be,
but how do you value a guy
that has not performed yet at the NBA level
and also barely played summer league?
He played, what, 12 minutes this year?
Where do you stand on the whole thing
about overrating draft picks
and this new era now of teams just want a star
and now everybody's ready to pay $0.150 a dollar?
Or do you think this was just a fluke with the last couple of trades?
I mean, to me, draft picks have always been something I've considered as ammo.
They're ammo to get the next star.
And I think we've seen that manifest in multiple ways.
We've seen teams just rack up draft picks to get the next guy.
Boston being one of those teams, sometimes it works for them,
sometimes it doesn't.
And if you keep those picks, great.
You can get great young players that still remain either keepers
or assets that you can use to get that star player.
But I think we've seen draft picks have devalued in the sense that
players are no guarantee to be a 10-year guy for you. they're no guarantee to be a 10 year guy for you.
They're no guarantee to be a 15 year guy at this point.
So with free agents,
they were high costs,
low risk.
There's,
there's a high amount of certainty in what they can provide you as a
player.
Whereas for draft picks,
it is low costs,
higher risk.
You don't know what they're going to turn out to be by the time they're
productive.
It could be their second year,
second contract where they're more expensive anyway.
So in that sense...
Well, and then on top of it,
you have to overpay
or else they're going to explore the market
or be pissed off.
But then you're in a situation
where you're paying Jamal Murray, Ben Simmons,
$170 million for five years.
And you're not even positive
they're the best player
in a team and on top of it they could be unhappy in a year and for sure all that stuff and we may
see that as coming summer with brian and ingram depending on what's out there in the market for
him and where you're not quite sure what he is but he's going to be paying for what you hope he is so
i think jay went's another one that jay went's a really interesting contract extension thing. And if I'm him and I saw Murray got $170 million,
I'd be looking at Boston and being, I'm at least $120.
Yeah.
I mean, you're looking at it like I just haven't had the opportunity
to do what Jamal Murray has done to prove that he's worth that money.
I almost made the finals.
Jamal Murray didn't almost make the finals.
Game seven.
Yeah, game seven.
One game away.
One quarter away, really.
So for those players So for those assets, I do think they've declined in the sense that
there's more appeal in getting that guy who can help you immediately.
He might be higher cost.
He might be older.
He might be somebody that doesn't have quite as many years left.
But guess what?
Draft picks have become something where you don't have the guarantee
of those 10 years anymore.
It could be six years, seven years, and that's it.
But only of those seven years,
how many of them
are going to have you
in that real playoff contention,
championship contention level?
Three?
Something like that?
So that's all you're getting.
He was year three.
He was the second best player
on the team
and kind of decided
their fate game to game
and couldn't really do it
for an entire two-week series.
And that was probably the biggest reason
they lost. Draft picks still matter, though.
They still matter a lot. I agree.
They are ammo. That's what they are.
They are tokens to use to trade for a guy
who becomes available. I just wonder
if the Celtics trade that
they made for Kyrie, which was
two summers ago,
and now you look at...
Yeah, they gave up the Brooklyn pick.
They gave up Z Brooklyn pick. Yeah.
They gave up Zizic, Crowder, and Isaiah.
That was really it.
You know?
And I think nowadays that's three first round picks.
I think that's the biggest thing that's changed.
And we thought maybe the Celtics gave up too much for Kyrie.
They were getting two guaranteed years of him.
He was, you know, a top 10 to 15 guy both of those years.
Forget about the off-court stuff,
but I don't think that's a conceivable trade anymore
because I think everybody's kind of looking at it the same way.
This is a 30-team league.
There's 20 guys that matter,
and if I can get one of those 20 guys,
I don't care what the price is.
I think it's a little dangerous
to look at what happened this year, though,
and think that's going to set the bar for the future. So you think it's a little dangerous to look at what happened this year, though, and think that's going to set
the bar for the future. So you think it was a fluke?
Sort of. The Clippers thing was a fluke because
they're also getting Kawhi. Because they're also getting
Kawhi. And with Anthony Davis,
he's one of the best big men of the
decade, of the century, and he's only
26 years old. I think with Anthony
Davis, he's an isolated case where he is a
superstar-level player with a
Hall of Fame path in the
future for him. So how do you explain the
Westbrook trade? Then with Westbrook,
I think, again, sort of a leverage standpoint there
where he is a top 20 guy. I think
the way you said it on one of your pods recently
was he's a top 20 guy trade for like the
45th best player or something like that. That's the price
you pay. And you're dumping Chris
Paul's contract. Sure. By the way, I forgot to mention
with Chris Paul, you mentioned Milwaukee
and how maybe there are a chance for him.
That would set up probably the most
depressing basketball scenario
since LeBron
left Cleveland and they had to
have their first home game the next year.
Mo Williams was the final guy yelling into the
jumbotron, which was the previous most
depressing.
Giannis leaving in 21.
Oh, God.
And then two days later,
Chris Paul has decided to exercise his player option
for $47 million or whatever it is.
And the Bucs fans are like,
oh, my God, what just happened?
Oh, geez.
I mean, this is like another sliding doors thing,
as you like to say.
The other side of it is Chris Paul
wins two straight championships
alongside Giannis Antetokounmpo.
And then Giannis re-ups long-term.
Chris Paul eventually fades
into the sunset,
retires,
or maybe fades
into the snowy lands
of Milwaukee.
Well, you know who's
rooting for that trade?
State Farm.
State Farm.
Yeah, true.
They're like,
hey, Chris,
can you talk to Giannis?
Does he care about State Farm?
Could we shoot some videos of him? I liked to Giannis does he does he care about State Farm can we shoot some some videos of him
I liked what
I liked what Giannis said
about how he did not
want to be called
the MVP anymore
and then he started
an MVP chant
it's over
it's over
I'm worried about next year
cause the crazy thing
about Giannis'
MVP season
is I don't feel like
he's
I think he's probably
scratched 80% of the surface of the player he's, I think he's probably scratched 80%
of the surface
of the player he's going to be.
He said he's at 60%.
Yeah, well,
that's what he said.
What do you think?
I would say like 75 to 80.
It depends on how much
you value the jump shot.
I think 60% is accurate
if you heavily value
the three-point shot.
Just think athletically.
So I think a good parallel
would be LeBron.
His passing can get
a lot better too,
by the way.
Like that is something
that he showed potential
pre-draft,
showed potential early in his career running point,
but the passing can still reach a higher level
with some of those more difficult passes,
cross-court kickouts and stuff like that.
That's an area for him to improve even beyond the jump shot.
So LeBron peaked, I would say, three times.
The first time was 0-9 when he won his first
of the back-to-back MVPs in Cleveland.
And he was incredible that season.
He was incredible in person.
I remember writing a column about him in 09 because he'd come in to just kill the Clippers.
And it was like, oh my God, LeBron has arrived.
Giannis, I think, hit that version of himself this year with some of the stuff he was doing,
especially during the regular season.
The next step for him would be the 2013 LeBron.
After they won the first title, him in the regular season
that next year, he just kind of went up a level.
Remember, we were wondering if he could shoot 60% in a season,
all that stuff.
So I think Giannis is still kind of in that first peak.
The jump shot, I think, will take a couple years.
If anything, I would like to see him really just become lights out
in low post, back to the basket stuff.
The jumper, I think, is going to take.
I just don't see him having one next year.
So how confident are you that he has one at some point?
When I say have one, I mean like a 36, 37% from three
on catch and shoot,
31, 32% on full-up threes.
So you are confident.
Because I think he's
one of those guys
that will be in the gym every day
until he gets to that point.
And will just keep doing it,
doing it, doing it, doing it
until he gets there.
Yeah, I think with Giannis,
there's,
in order to improve,
you need to have the willingness to do it,
and that's what he has maybe more than anybody in the league,
just that will to get better.
I think he also has the coaching staff there that has a history of player development,
some of the Hawks guys that Budenholzer brought over.
So I think for him, he has the people around him,
he has the will to do it.
But to me, I look at that free throw percentage,
which is quite low
still and i and i do question that is more of a historically strong predictor of future three
points good place and that's where like i'm a little bit hesitant and feeling super confident
his development of his jump shot but if he is where he is now and that's it that's fine like
that's obviously just one freaking mv MVP you know with a below average jump
shot that's why I
like the development
of the post game as
you said beating
switches
Kawhi figured it
out that would be
his best case
scenario right
Kawhi turned into
everybody says
Kawhi though but
he is like what he
is the most extreme
outlier case of
somebody who had
like an average
jump shot and
became a great
jump shot
I guess I was
thinking of it more
from I think it's
just harder to have
a good jump shot when your hands are gigantic I of it more from I think it's just harder to have a good jump shot
when your hands are gigantic.
I think there's been
some studies that push
against that.
What are the studies?
I mean, I don't have them
in front of me,
but there's some things
Who had giant hands
who had a good jump shot?
Kevin Durant's big hands, right?
Does he?
I don't know.
I believe so.
I don't know.
Dirk and Ripsy
Can this be
if this is on a website somewhere,
tweet at KOC
because he reads his replies.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I would love to know
the definitive study of this
because I remember,
who's the guy?
Oh, Dr. J.
So Dr. J always had
kind of an iffy jump shot.
It was the,
if you go back and watch
the late 70s, early 80s,
teams are five feet off him in the fourth quarter.
I shook hands with him once because I think he did my podcast.
Yeah.
And my whole arm just sunk into his hand.
His hand was like, it went all the way up to like midway up my forearm.
And I was just like, how the fuck did this guy shoot a basketball?
How about Boban?
He has a good jump shot.
Does he?
Good free throw shooter.
Boban.
Yeah, he does.
He shoots.
He's a good mid-range shooter.
Great free throw shooter.
He's not bad.
Brooke Lopez.
Brooke Lopez is a good one.
All right.
So if people have the hand sizes out there, do you think Taco could be Boban?
No.
Because he doesn't have the jumper
he's a
horrible free
free throw shooter
he's a little more athletic though
yeah he is
but he's also like
I like to watch him move up and down the floor
like a 40% free throw shooter
so there's the
hack a taco
thing that you can do
hack a taco
that sounds unbelievable
you can do that
when he's on the floor
with Boban
you can't do that
can I make the case for him
sure
as a 15th man
yeah
yeah he sells a lot of jerseys that's. Can I make the case for him? Sure. As a 15th man? Yeah.
Sells a lot of jerseys.
Here's the case for him in a nutshell.
I had my son and another little kid at my house on Saturday,
and Summer League was on, and both of them was like,
is Taco playing?
And they watched like 10 minutes of it because he was out there.
I think he would be the biggest cult hero the Celtics have ever had off the bench, ever.
I mean, I would say the previous cult hero the Celtics have ever had off the bench ever.
I mean, I would say the previous guy was probably Terry Dourad,
who when I was a kid, they had this guy.
He's from Detroit.
He was just this heat check, garbage time guy.
And we would be up by 30 and the crowd would start going,
dude, dude, like pushing for Dourad.
And he would come in and make a shot.
Everybody would go nuts.
I think Taco, anytime they're up 20, the crowd's chanting for him.
I think he goes to every community service, school, hospital, all that stuff.
That dude's like a fucking magnet.
Like, how do you not have that guy on your team?
The 15th guy, who cares?
It's the 15th man.
What's he going to play?
No doubt.
Yeah.
I think he's like the new victory cigar.
He's the new Gino time. Maybe better because there might be
a moment where, you know, somebody's
driving to the basket over and over again. Like we're
going to put in taco and take that guy out for two
minutes. And it actually works. Look, I think he
deserves a shot. He can move a
little bit. Could they teach him how to shoot threes?
No, I don't think he has any touch. No way?
Four years at UCF, he'd not get better as a
free throw shooter. So I just don't see
that in the cards for him.
Would you rather have
Taco or Mo Bamba?
Those two are friends,
you know.
Taco Fall and Mo Bamba
are tight.
They've known each other
for a long time.
I know Ben Simmons'
Instagram says Taco Fall
is the best player
in the NBA.
My son Ben Simmons.
Instagram bio,
first line.
My son Ben Simmons.
My son's favorite athletes
are Taco Fall
and Bartolo Colon.
I can't believe
Bartolo Colon's
still actually pitching.
How old is he now?
Oh, he's 100.
Man.
Wait, I have two more questions for you,
and then we have to go.
So why would Kawhi sign only a two-year deal with the Clippers?
I still can't figure this out.
So a salary cap enthusiast, as he calls himself,
Albert Namad.
Oh, yeah.
He had some traction.
He's one of the big winners of the summer.
There were a lot of losers this summer on Twitter,
but he was one of the winners.
He's a big winner.
He tweeted this earlier this month.
He said,
Kawhi Leonard's 2 plus 1 contract with the Clippers
preserves his ability to opt out as a 10-year veteran
after two years and sign a 35% max deal in 2021.
However...
That could be with anybody.
Yeah, with anybody, yes.
However, he'd only have his early bird rights with LA at that point.
So it would only project to be five years, $196 million,
or four years, $188 million with any other team.
So I think he would have to opt into that third year
to get the full bird rights with the Clippers.
So it just gives him that amount of flexibility at that point.
If he wants to bounce in two years,
he can leave
or he can opt in
and then sign
his long-term deal afterwards.
I would have loved
to have been in the room
with Balmer
and Jerry West
and Lawrence Frank
and all those guys
when Kawhi's agent
is on the phone
or Uncle Dennis,
whoever it was.
Hey, are we ready?
What's going on?
It's like, hey,
so the contract,
we're thinking two years
and an out for year three
player option.
And they're like,
what?
We just traded six
first round picks.
And Shade Judges Alexander
and Gallinari,
like what the fuck
are you talking about?
Kawhis can't play that
unbelievably well.
They were assassins.
They assassinated the Lakers.
By the way, that was 100% intentional
when they strung the Lakers along.
I was talking to somebody at Summer League
who told me,
somebody within the Clippers organization told them,
so this is, you know,
degrees of separation here,
like they were worried all week
that they weren't going to be able to get Kawhi
because they didn't think there was any deal possible
until Friday night.
And I had heard from somebody else that the Lakers thought as of late Friday they were going to be able to get Kawhi because they didn't think there was any deal possible until Friday night. And I had heard from somebody else
that the Lakers thought
as of late Friday,
they were going to get him.
Rich Paul and Clutch
thought they were going to get him.
Lakers thought they were going to get him
Friday night.
And he dicked them along the whole time.
And then the deal happened.
Unbelievable.
Then the deal happened.
Kawhi's their so-say.
Mm-hmm.
A couple readers sent me that joke.
So you don't think he would have went there?
You don't think he would have went to the Lakers?
I don't think he wanted to go there. don't think he would have went to the Lakers I don't think he wanted
to go there
I think he was playing
them the whole time
I don't think he had
any interest in going there
so in other words
he was going to go back
to Toronto for two years
or go to the Clippers anyway
I don't know if that
but it was a leverage play
to get what he wanted
I think he always
wanted to go to the Clippers
and they
they just struck out
on everybody
the Russell thing
is the one that I'm the most interested
in because I don't think that whole story has come out
yet. That is odd, isn't it?
It seems like he was headed to
the Lakers, but then
the Warriors figured out a way to jump in
before that even became a possibility. You mean Minnesota?
For D'Angelo Russell? I'm saying the
Lakers. Okay, the Lakers too. Interesting.
I think they were saving their money
initially for D'Angelo Russell.
I know,
I've heard he was
actually meeting
with Minnesota
as the Golden State
agreement happened.
D'Angelo Russell,
that is,
which is very odd.
That's what I mean.
Like,
I feel like there's
more layers
to be unpeeled
with that story
and we haven't
gotten the whole story yet.
I've been fascinated
by the reporting
around that.
I remember,
like,
I think it was
hours after it happened, Mark Stein reported
that, like, he's a candidate to be
traded by the Golden State Warriors
at some point, like, as soon as this season.
So, like, if you're D'Angelo Russell
and his agent in his circle, like, why would you go
to a place that may have intentions to
trade you? But with that said,
I think that's the case anywhere, though. Any team can trade
you on December 15th. Like, that's always
a looming risk. For Russell, it's
California. I'm buying Warrior stock.
You're buying with Russell. I'm just buying
Warrior stock. I think people have crossed them off.
And meanwhile, Russell
was 23 a game last year and his
arrow's pointing up, not down.
Curry, I think, will have a little chip
on his shoulder. I think Klay could come back
with a month to go
with the season, potentially. I like that
they brought back Looney. More importantly,
they have the infrastructure.
We saw this in
94 when MJ retired.
It was like, oh, well, they're going to suck.
They had this infrastructure of
winning, of intelligence, of a really good
coach, and just kind of guys who knew
what to do, who stepped up.
They literally could have made the finals that year without Michael Jordan.
I'm not saying the Warriors are going to do that, but I don't think they're a cross-off.
I think they're a playoff team.
No doubt about it.
I think with the Warriors, that's what I wrote about the week after the finals, where the
Warriors want to become the Spurs.
And how do you become the Spurs?
And what they needed was that next guy.
I mean, Curry's their Duncan.
That's how you start being this guy.
Curry's their Duncan,
and Thompson can be their Manu Ginobili,
and Draymond, we'll see what happens with him.
But Russell was that guy who,
he could reach a higher level with this roster.
And I think with D'Angelo,
so much has been focused on his pick-and-roll,
on-ball potential,
and what he did last year with Brooklyn.
But so much of what made him an appealing prospect
when he was at Ohio State,
and has been early in his career with the Lakers is his off-ball ability.
And I think we're going to see a lot more of that with the Warriors,
using him on off-screen actions, handoffs, just with their free-flowing offense.
And to me, that's really exciting because he can do that on-ball thing
that we just saw in Brooklyn, but there's a lot that he can do off the ball
that playing alongside Curry and eventually Thompson is going to really empower him
and really raise him to another level.
So I think for D'Angelo,
he's a keeper.
I agree with you.
He could be a keeper.
I really like him.
I actually,
if I were the Nets,
I would have rather have invested in him than Kyrie after watching that
Bucks-
You don't get Katie though.
You don't get Katie.
Yeah.
I know.
Well,
on paper.
Maybe you don't.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Maybe you don't.
I don't know.
Is Kyrie that appealing?
He's a deal breaker for KD?
I think Kyrie's
not significantly better
than D'Angelo Russell,
but he's noticeably better.
But you're getting
all the other stuff with him, though.
That we just saw
sink an entire Celtics season.
But is that always
going to happen, though?
Is that going to happen
in Brooklyn necessarily?
I think he's four years younger.
That's at least an argument.
But is D'Angelo Russell
ever going to be better
than Kyrie Irving,
a guy who has done this on the biggest stage,
he has performed on the biggest stage at the highest level,
come up in the biggest moment.
He has the pedigree to,
to potentially be in the ballpark,
right?
Russell.
I mean,
he's the second pick in the draft.
I don't know.
I really liked it.
What do you think?
What's his,
what's his best possible season in the peak of his powers look like?
I mean, 27 a game?
I don't think so.
But he's at 23 this year.
I mean, D'Angelo Russell, he is somebody who drew free throws
at a historically low rate for high volume scorers.
That's my biggest favorite.
If you go into basketball reference and play index,
if you look at guys who attempted over 18 shots per game all time,
D'Angelo Russell has the second lowest free throw rate of anybody,
of anybody,
all time in NBA history.
And he is somebody who,
in high school,
didn't get to the basket a ton,
in college,
didn't get to the basket a ton,
in the NBA.
2.5 last year.
That's brutal.
And the free throw rate
makes it even more apparent
how low it is.
And so,
getting to the line,
drawing free throws,
that is the key to
reaching that upper echelon as a scorer i know like to draw and you mentioned this in regards
to jason tatum that's one of your one of the reasons why you're a little bit that's souring
but you're you're not quite sure i think it's a concern now for any young guy i think you want
especially for forwards i i want my forwards to get to the line and that was always the thing
with paul george as well paul george was somebody earlier in his career did to get to the line. And that was always the thing with Paul George as well. Paul George was somebody earlier in his
career did not get to the line a lot, and he has
improved that over time. And
that's going to be the stage for Russell. That's the
next step for Russell. I don't know if it'll happen. It
never has. But he did show little
bits of improvement towards the end of the season that
at least is a little bit encouraging
for him moving forward and maybe now
surrounded by better teammates
in Golden State that can help him out.
He was 21-7 last year.
He wasn't 23.
One of the reasons I like it for them just, first of all,
preserves their chance to be competitive next season.
But I like that he can either handle the ball or play off the ball.
And I think those types of guards are really hard to find.
And he's good at – he can be involved in a game without
having the ball too much.
When I watch him, I never understand why
he's not going to the rim more.
And that must be just, like he's so
happy 23 feet from the basket.
Sometimes 15 feet
from the basket too much.
That's one of the things that you hope
evolves for him. I like him more than you.
I like him a lot.
I like that he was a good teammate too.
There was times when he just wasn't out there in crunch time,
but he was really supportive on the bench.
So with that Warriors team, it's going to be a weird situation.
It's also possible he could go there
and he's getting compared to Klay Thompson the whole time
and it could go badly.
And they're trading him in December.
Sure.
I'm ready for anything.
And that could always happen
where he's a valuable asset.
Last question.
Which franchise would you least want to be right now?
I have my answer.
Charlotte.
Charlotte is the unequivocal number one.
It's not even close.
There's a lot of franchises
that you would want to be now.
There's not a lot I don't think you would not want to be.
Charlotte is clearly number one.
The fact that they're hard capped
with the team they have is...
It's an embarrassment.
When I have the Atrocious Owners Summit,
if I ever read it,
it's really going to be one of the...
Jordan might give the keynote speaker.
I put together a 22-win team
and we're hard capped.
It's never happened before.
Terry Rozier, $60 million.
I'm like, look,
Rozier can be a solid player,
but dude...
That was awful. Who's your number two i
wouldn't want to be that franchise franchise so like who's in the conversation washington
washington because of the contracts phoenix i wouldn't put there because of devin booker i know
you and i don't see i like that booker i also i think eight they have two real assets um but who's
even close though besides washington the Knicks aren't in the conversation?
No, they have flexibility moving forward,
and they're a big market.
I think that's Barrett more than most people.
Better than who?
I think Barrett's pretty divisive.
I mean, you and I, we've talked about this pre-draft.
I was happy in our Slack as everybody was slandering him.
You jumped to his defense.
You were like, settle down.
We did this with
Trey Young last year.
Stop.
It happens all the time
in Summer League.
It's like Stanley Johnson
looked like a superstar
in Summer League
and then he's been
an average player.
We've seen guys struggle
like Trey Young
look garbage in Summer League
and then turn out
to be pretty good as rookies
and then eventually
really good in their careers.
With that said,
Carson Edwards
looked unbelievable.
Oh my God.
Big Carson Edwards boner.
You're just putting everything, you're selling stock everywhere else and into Carson Edwards looked unbelievable. Oh my God. Big Carson Edwards boner. You're just putting everything.
You're selling stock everywhere else
and into Carson Edwards.
That guy's a ninth man.
Yeah.
I don't think...
He's a spark plug.
There's a chance he will never successfully
guard anybody in the league.
He can be like the next Eddie House.
He can get the ball.
He can go up.
You can give him one pick
and he can make a 26 footer.
That guy is always successful in basketball.
Yeah.
There's always a place for that dude in the league.
Yeah, he has the tools to be a spark plug.
He could be a better Eddie House, right?
Definitely.
Because he can at least handle the ball a little bit.
No doubt.
He knows how to use the screen.
He needs to learn how to pass, though.
That's something he still hasn't developed.
That's why he's a ninth man.
Of course.
He's a spark plug.
I thought the Summer League was particularly good
this year, and I watched way more of it than I thought.
Mainly because... Really liked it this year.
Despite the lack of first-round picks
playing. You know why, though?
Because there were a lot of guys who could
kind of handle the ball and create
shots. And I think Summer League ebbs and flows
depending on how many of those guys are in.
Interesting. But even...
Who's the dude on New Orleans?
Nikhil Alexander Walker.
Exactly the guy I was going to mention.
Can we give him an acronym?
Because I'm never going to be able to say his name.
Nah, N-A-W.
Nah.
Like, nah on New Orleans.
No, but that dude.
Not sure that works,
but we'll roll with it for now.
That dude was like creating offense.
Nikhil's a good first name.
Yeah, he was.
I was impressed.
And I've been,
I don't want to like step on an oracle idea I have, but it's like with him, like he was doing like hardened step
backs, hardened sidestep moves. And like, that's something he did not do at college in college. So
that's something he's clearly been working on. And with Alexander Walker, he's going to be like
a secondary playmaking type who can score a little bit for you. But if he's developing those moves
and masters those moves,
maybe there's an upper level to his potential
that we may not have predicted
or anybody in the NBA may have predicted
in scouting him at the college level.
So seeing that, even though it wasn't always successful for him,
he's in a learning stage now.
And I'll be curious to see in October when preseason starts
if that looks any better with those sidesteps and stepbacks,
those Harden-style moves.
Yeah, there seems to be a trend now of
they're not pure point guards, but they're guards.
Guys who can play two guard,
but also can kind of run stuff,
not in a totally conventional way,
but are able to just kind of create shots.
You can run a high screen with them
and they kind of know what to do.
And there's five guys in that draft
who are going to come in the league
and be able to do that right away.
And I wonder if that's like the wave of the future.
I mean, you got to be able to play off ball
in today's league with the on emotion
and movement and shooting
and big guys handling the ball.
Now it's not just tiny point guards.
It's any position can handle ball and bring it up.
Centers are empowered to take the ball coast to coast,
even if you're not a initiator of the offense.
So yeah, you do have to play off-ball.
If you're a young kid playing the game,
you need to have that ability.
You can't just be a ball-dominant guy.
Did Garland, was he in there?
No.
Would have liked to have seen him.
A lot of guys didn't play,
which is why part of me didn't love it.
Not worth it. It was nice seeing a guy like Jackson Hayes
look a bit better than expected,
another New Orleans pick.
Jared Allen looked better out there.
His three-point shot wasn't falling for Brooklyn,
but some of these younger guys,
either guys coming back for their second year
or third year or some of the rookies that did play,
it was a good summer league.
Good summer league.
I watched the entire quarterfinal Celtics game
and I was actually really rooting for them.
I felt like they froze out Carson Edwards
a little bit
near the end.
Feed the man.
Let the chef cook.
Let him cook.
Send him a pic.
How about Tremont Waters?
Fan of him?
Yeah.
He's a little...
He's small.
He is.
Tiny.
He can pass.
It's tough.
Carson, at least,
he's not tall either,
but at least he's like
freaking rock.
He's built like a running back.
That's what he looks like.
Maybe a safety.
He's impressive.
That was good.
I was glad to interact with him.
All right, KFC.
What's up for you this summer?
Going to be going home.
Yeah.
On Sunday, going to go hang out with my parents for a little bit.
Hang out and see my old friends.
That'll be good.
Fenway?
Could go to Fenway at some point.
I'll be doing something.
Encore Casino in downtown Boston?
Yeah, I have not gone.
I'm not much of a gambler.
Six to five blackjack odds for some reason.
I'll be going there.
I'll be going to Fenway at some point.
I know I'll be doing something with the Jimmy Fun Radio Telethon in August.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, so August 20th, 21st, I'll be going to Fenway one of those days.
You're going to be the new morning guy in WEA?
Yeah, they just got rid of their morning show.
It's a cleaning house.
Yeah, it seems like the cleaning house a lot.
Jerry Calhoun finished his show on a Friday
and an hour later, he was gone.
I remember.
But they're 20 years.
I remember mornings getting driven to school
listening to their show sometimes.
WEI, it's finally flipped.
It only took 25 years.
KOC, a pleasure as always.
Thanks, Bill.
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We have just a lot to talk about.
No major stories.
FaceApp has taken over America.
We're a little worried about that.
We're worried about you.
Yeah, because I did it yesterday.
KGB's own Bill Simmons.
I got to say, rarely do I see something hit my kid's funny bone like that app did,
as we did all of the members of our family in there and it was
just kind of everything they wanted from an app my son was immediately demanding to download the pro
version let's get the pro okay so someone in russia definitely has your identity right now
no question but but that's okay because it was for the kids we were just joking around about what
kind of deep fakes could be made out of bill's face app submission. And I just think you being like,
Sam Presti is very good GM.
James Hodgson trade number one.
Like the Russian version of Bill.
Yeah.
I feel like they already have all my information already.
Just in life.
I just feel like they already have all of us.
We're already gone.
What don't they have?
I think the three of us have,
there have been enough pictures of us on the Ringer rewatchables account.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Someone did it on a picture of me, but I did not consent to that.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I remember in the late 90s when the first time the whole paying online thing started and people were like, no way.
Never putting my credit card on there.
And that was probably justified because things were a lot
looser and less secure.
But 20 years later, I think people
just have given up. They just assume they're going to get
hacked. They're just like scanning my red dot.
They're taking everything.
Speaking of hacked, I thought
my stocks app
was hacked today when I saw Netflix
post
what do they call the things?
Their quarterly earnings.
Their quarterly earnings.
And Netflix dropped like 45 points and everyone freaked out.
They had like a decent quarter, but a bad month.
Yeah, they promised way more subscribers than they ended up with.
They actually went backwards in the US for the first time ever.
I think they thought they were going to get like 5 million plus.
They ended up with 2.7. And it relates to the. I think they thought they were going to get like $5 million plus. They end up with $2.7 million.
And it relates to the price hike, right?
And we've all been watching this.
And it's kind of inside baseball, but I also feel like it's not.
Look at Kyle's.
Is it a price hike?
Yeah, Kyle.
Yeah, check your credit card statement, Kyle.
Stay with us, Kyle.
Kyle's got Russian Netflix.
He's good.
I do feel like this is the rare case where business really does kind of
matter with pop culture.
Yeah.
I never really cared about,
Oh,
that box office wasn't great for that.
Like ultimately who cares?
Somebody gets fired and it's going to go the other way.
But in this case,
everybody is lining up for this battle Royal Netflix,
the Disney things coming.
Amazon's putting more money into prime.
Apple's making content and we're heading for like a battle royal.
And this felt like the first match in Netflix field.
It's about how we watch TV and how we watch movies.
And how we want to pay for TV.
Yes, exactly.
And it brings in aspects of cord cutting and bundling.
And when you go to the movie theater
and what you watch at home
and all of these decisions that were made a long time ago by seemingly
abstract corporations are now it's it's all coming to a head and it's all affects like what you do on
your phone and what you do in your house and how you consume stuff yeah i think honestly like i'm
very interested in watching the the netflix versus disney plus story but i actually think that the
real story is whether or not Disney's introduction in the fall
and the HBO Max
rollout and whether or not
that along with the Comcast and the Warner
Brothers streaming, or Warner will be HBO
Max, but whether the Comcast streaming
app, whether that really does sound
to death now of cable.
And also, yeah, there's that,
but then also, will all this stuff work?
Disney's like racing to get this app out.
As we've seen with just about every one of these video apps that launches,
it's a disaster when it comes out and they end up changing stuff, tinkering stuff.
The original HBO was not exactly seamless.
I think it's gotten a little bit better.
The HBO app.
Yeah, the original app.
Yeah.
So I look at the whole Netflix thing as they were given a five-year lead.
It's easy to catch up with them from a content standpoint and from a library standpoint.
But the biggest thing about the lead is the intelligence that they've been able to gain these last five, six years.
As they have tailored like Nephew Kyle's feed, they look at his habits of what he watches.
And if you go on
kyle's feed it's like stand-up comedians action movies clerks and shit like that yeah and like
in 90s and they just kind of know him so then when they have something new it's like they put
it right in his feet he can see it and then they're also gaming the system for what is everybody like
what's missing oh people keep going and looking at late 90s rom-coms we should make some rom-coms oh they
really like horror let's make a latin horror movie and that is i think going to be the toughest thing
for somebody like disney to catch up on yeah it's fascinating and they they claim that no one show
takes up uh more than 10 of like of their viewership right so that there is not like
a blockbuster netflix thing that everyone on
netflix is really watching even the shows that are hits whether it's narcos or stranger things or
catalog stuff like office or friends they're like it's actually like it's way more evenly
distributed than that at least that's the suggestion yeah so it's it's kind of a different
you have to think about them in a different way you have to think about them almost like as a
library rather than a bookstore in some ways. It's not like stuff
is getting merchandised.
It is more for Kyle
than it is for the conversation,
if that makes any sense.
We get frustrated
because Netflix shows
come out in a bunch,
in a bundle,
and we can't tell
when people want to talk
about which episode
or for how long
they want to talk about them.
But Netflix doesn't care about that.
They care about Emmys, but they don't care about like,
wow, Stranger Things dominated the summer.
They could have dominated the post-thrown summer if they wanted to.
And that's not what they're interested in.
But we all think they made a mistake actually not deviating from that with Stranger Things.
Because for a site like ours, we would have gotten eight weeks of content out of Stranger Things.
And instead we got about, what, six days? I think so. I think we're also finding that people come
listen to the podcast and the coverage as they finish watching the show. And also,
if you watch Stranger Things, like we did podcasts, we did coverage. Please go to
TheRinger.com and listen to it. But I'm saying it was all crammed into a six, seven day content.
That works for them because, as Chris said, they don't really need
the conversation,
which you can tell by the way
that they only give out
specific ratings information
and they own, you know,
what they need is the habit.
And I think they're five
or six years ahead,
as you said, on data
and understanding
how people use stuff.
But they're also five
or six years ahead
of just being the place
where people go to watch something.
And you may go to watch Friends and you may go to watch watch something. And you may go to watch Friends
and you may go to watch Stranger Things and you may go to watch a teen rom-com, but they're so
far ahead just in audience behavior. And they just have such a head start in terms of being
the default technology that so many people use to just stream stuff in their home that I think that
will be hard for a lot of places to catch up with.
Yeah, I don't know the numbers at all.
It's so hard because what happens is you start to,
because they don't give you the numbers,
you start to just infer based on your own experiences.
So my assumption is that a lot of people
have cable and Netflix.
They have cable because they want to watch sports.
They want to watch the news.
They want to have stuff that is live that they want. And then the add-on that they have is Netflix. They have cable because they want to watch sports. They want to watch the news. They want to have stuff that is live that they want. And then the add on that they have is Netflix.
Maybe they have HBO and they have an HBO go log in or whatever. I imagine that I'm wrong and that
there are a lot of people out there who just have Netflix. That's certainly the experience Amanda
and I've had with the staff that we have that are younger than about 30. They're like, I have 35.
Yeah. And they're like, I have Netflix. I have someone else's HBO
login. And then I either watch sports through like YouTube streaming or other means, right?
Like that they're, they're watching it online. And then the early thirties people are the tweeners.
Yeah. They kind of belong to both generations. It still makes sense for them to have cable,
but some of them might not have it. But that had a conversation earlier today where I was talking about a show that's on Amazon to two
of our podcast producers, Kai and Evan. Kai, who produces The Watch, and Evan Campbell. And I was
talking about Too Old to Die Young. And I was like, Evan, I think you'd get a kick out of this
show. And he's like, what's that on? And I was like, Amazon. And he looked at me for a second.
He's like, I think my parents have an Amazon login. And that was it. And that is a really high bar to set for people trying to reach other people for their shows,
their content. It's like, well, maybe your dad has an Amazon Prime login. That's not the way
it was when it was like LA Laws on Thursday at 10. You just have to turn on this box and it will
be there. Well, what Amanda said about habits, I think is a really important point and it took them a while to get there, but I just look at my kids are 14 and 11 and their habitual
places they go are YouTube, Netflix, and Apple. And those are their three places. They don't go
to cable. What do they do on Apple? They just like to see what the new movies are and, you know,
whether there's some movie that's come out that they didn't, that they've been waiting for to come out.
Like when the Lion King comes out on Apple, that's how they'll know it came out.
Which is just fascinating.
We don't need to get into the movie part of this.
On Amazon too, I left out.
Sean Fennessy and I regularly on The Big Picture just have breakdowns about how Netflix has
just come.
And that, and what you just described is why no one goes to see the movie goes to movies anymore and there's just a box office crisis right now which
is because of the same the habit of people are just like well I'll just look on Netflix I got
some stuff on Netflix I can watch so I don't need to go to the theater I guess my kids are a bad
version of that though because they also go to the movies that like your kids might so but I don't
know if they're an anomaly but that they're in both worlds that behavior thing is fascinating though though, because my wife and I have this funny thing that happens where we have a bunch of shows that are weekly that we like watching.
And oftentimes, the couch is uncomfortable or whatever.
So we want to watch it in bed on the laptop before we go to bed.
And the annoying part is that if you know, say, a show like Superstore is on on Thursdays, but it doesn't go up on Hulu until the next day.
But you know that it exists.
It's kind of weird.
And that's the thing with movies.
It's like, you know that Spider-Man exists now.
And you could see it if you just got a sitter or drove over to the movie theater or whatever you had to do.
But like you could just wait and it would be in your house in a few months.
You know what I mean? And that is. And it'd be easier and cheaper to do. But like you could just wait and it would be in your house in a few months. You know what I mean? And that is. And it'd be easier and cheaper to watch. I did that with us, not because
of the cheaper thing. I just didn't feel like seeing the theater. And then it came on Apple.
But if your kids don't care about waiting or they don't even think of it as waiting because they're
like, you mean I get to see it at half the cost, like and pause it every five seconds to look at
my phone? that's like a
completely different way of interacting with popular culture the funniest thing about that
is that you think kids care about cost i was just my uh my kids somehow are on my amazon and my
amazon has like a credit card notification thing and all of a sudden I was like, Amazon download $8.99.
And then it was like
another download for $8.99.
I was like,
did I get hacked?
And I'm like,
Ben,
are you ordering something?
What was he watching?
They were ordering
all the seasons of Jesse
because this kid on Jesse died
and they couldn't find it.
And they just started
ordering stuff
and it led to him
no longer having access
to the Amazon.
Unfortunately for him.
This happens at my house, but it's my husband.
Just ordering weird action movies that I don't want to watch.
What are you ordering?
But to have a thing with Netflix, I've noticed in the past year or so, even me on like a Thursday,
where you're like, oh, tomorrow's Friday, Netflix will have something.
And it's always, whether it's a new movie, it's a new something. It's always at least one thing. Sometimes it's
two. And I think my kids are trained now to know like on Friday is like kind of a Netflix day.
There might be something on there. Tuesday is the day the movies are released digitally on Apple or
Amazon. And now that's kind of where we think. So I don't know how Disney is going to move into
that, but I think that's something to emulate.
Well, Disney has a day.
Well, they need a day.
But I mean, the thing that Disney has is they just have a library.
They have the library to end all libraries. And I don't have children, but I have a lot of friends who have small children.
And they're just like, that's going to be a game changer because you can't get the you have to buy the Little Mermaid or you have to buy the Lion King.
And it's just that's where everything is going to be.
And Disney still has that brand name recognition.
There are a lot of people who want to see, especially children, want to see the movies that they make.
Yeah, and if Disney bundles their Disney Plus with Hulu with ESPN, it's a wrap.
Yeah, I keep waiting for them to announce they're going to do that, but it seems like they're holding off.
I think they want to see what happens with this Disney thing first.
If they're like it's $13.99 a month for Disney, Hulu, and ESPN+,
that's a really significant development.
The way it's been explained to me is Disney is going to be basically PG and under,
and then Hulu is going to be PG-13 and up.
I know nothing. This just seems logical to me. If you took FX and you merged it with Hulu is going to be PG-13 and up. And I know nothing.
This just seems logical to me.
If you took FX and you merged it with Hulu.
That's what they've already announced.
They're shutting down the FX standalone app and putting that stuff into Hulu.
But I'm saying Hulu is FX.
You're using that mentality that you have with FX to just become the Hulu mentality.
And Handmaid's Tale basically becomes an FX show, even though it's an FX.
It's just they're synonymous with each other. You know what I mean?
There's going to be like a couple of years of sticker shock with that, though, because I think even today when they announced that there's going to be a Gossip Girl reboot on HBO Max. I was like, HBO doesn't make Gossip Girl.
Like that's not what HBO does.
And I actually had to like do the, oh right,
because Warner is now under this,
it's like the HBO Max is actually the umbrella
of all Warner IP that will go into here.
And it's like, there will be DC shows on HBO Max
and all that stuff that you have to like.
I thought that was weird
that that's what they settled on for a title.
I think so too, but I do wonder if that's a little bit us.
Like we did spend much of last week, not by we, I mean, people who pay attention to this
stuff being like, wow, HBO Max, that's the name.
Doesn't aren't there some brand implications?
And I watched this announcement today of Gossip Girl reboot on HBO Max and everyone at the
ringer just is immediately jumping to do we need a new Gossip Girl reboot on HBO Max and everyone at the ringer just is immediately jumping to, do we need a new Gossip Girl?
Does this like betray the sanctity
of the original Gossip Girl?
And that was one week from us
just like interrogating the existence
and the existential questions of HBO Max
to people just being like,
yes, well, of course,
they're going to reboot Gossip Girl
on this streaming service.
And now I need to argue about this.
It moves so quickly now.
I think mining old IP,
I don't know who started that. Was it Fuller House?
You mean in terms of Netflix?
Just everybody.
People going, no, but now
it's like a move.
It was really the only successful YouTube
show that they had was the Cobra Kai
show. One of the best things I've seen this year is
the new season of Veronica Mars that they're putting on Hulu.
You're a big fan of that. I I liked Veronica Mars but and I thought the
reunion was like sweet but like this new season which is like just a new case a new a new mystery
is actually just like legitimately good and it's like the best possible uh like take on okay so we
have like the stuff that people love and they actually like grew the character up
it's darker it's really it's pretty edgy it gets into some pretty interesting stuff it's like a
really good crime show now it needs like reboot almost isn't the right name you're taking a show
that existed in the form that we remember it and you're advancing it into 2019 20 in the old days
when they rebooted something it was they'd make it completely different.
Right, and recast it.
The Charlie's Angels movies.
It's Charlie's Angels, but now.
Lindelof's calling the Watchmen show that's coming on HBO in the fall
or whenever, he's calling it a remix.
A remix?
Yeah.
Essentially taking elements of the comic and the inspiration points
and influences and using it as like
kind of the color palette
and then going to paint
something else.
That seems like
a very complicated way
of just being like,
I want you to know
that it's The Watchmen
but different.
Yeah, of course.
But you do need
that level of recognition
to get a lot of people
to watch the show.
Yeah, I mean,
that's the thing we talk about
on The Watch all the time
is like there's,
there's a, I can't even remember who told this story,
but it's basically like,
if you go into a studio office and you're like,
I would like to make like an action adventure movie,
they'll say no.
But if you go and you're like,
I would like to make an action adventure movie
set in the world of the Jack Daniels,
like whiskey bottle, like shared IP,
like they'll be like, well, it's interesting.
What can we do with that?
And then you get all sorts of strange stuff happening.
Well, you and I have been working together since 2011.
It feels like in the last year,
Netflix was able to drive content for our site
in a pretty unusually consistent way
versus even where we were two years ago.
The Ted Bundy
documentaries, multi-part documentary
thing, which Nephi Collin and I watched in Sundance
instead of
actually going to the theater to watch it.
But
there you go, right there.
That's the success of Netflix in one anecdote.
It became a thing
for, I don't know, two,
three days, the Fyre Festival things.
We've seen these streaming services now can just pop up with something.
And it's actually in the conversation.
I don't feel like that was happening three, four years ago.
It would be like with a house of cards show where they would promote the shit out of it.
It wasn't organic like it is now.
I don't feel like.
Well, I think the challenge going forward is what do you do on season two and three?
Because season one, people discover these things
and there's no pressure.
So they put up a show on a Friday
and then maybe you saw a trailer
and you watch a little bit of it
or you come in next week and somebody's like,
God, you know, I watch this show on Netflix.
It's called Ozark.
It's really good.
You got to check it out.
And word of mouth really works for this.
And then people can watch it at their own pace
and as many as they want.
And if they get hooked, they binge it.
But then when you do season two, when you do season three, and you have something like Stranger Things, you have something like Narcos or Ozark or whatever.
There's a degree of anticipation.
And then there's like this anxiety of like, well, I guess I have to watch all of it on Friday night or it'll get ruined for me.
Or I don't know when I can go and start talking about it because some people have watched all of it and some people have watched half of it.
So we don't really have like a rule of thumb for how to watch.
That's been a weird outcome this decade.
Don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
I'm an idiot.
No, no, no, no.
But that wasn't the problem with Stranger Things season one.
People were like, oh, shit, this is really good.
I got to check this out.
Right.
And part of the experience is the discovery.
Yeah.
And this idea that you found this thing or something.
You're like, oh, my God, this is great.
Do you know about this?
This is also great.
And it's hard to replicate that sense of discovery
on the second and the third time.
I mean, think about The Crown.
Think about like the way that the first season
of The Crown played out versus the,
like the anticipation for the third season.
And even when the third season,
this will not be an issue for you
because you will just be-
Yeah, I was gonna say this is not a personal-
You will have like a crown drip
going straight into your jugular the night it comes out.
I'm available now.
If Netflix would like to give me
the screeners now, we can insert it.
Let's go. I think I've actually
maybe disturbed the people at Netflix with the
very precise
email that I sent that was like,
I just want to let you know
I am the target audience for Mindhunter.
And if you would like to send me the
screeners,
it was real, puts the lotion in the
basket email
I was wandering the Sunset Gower lot for two
weeks looking for anyone to talk Mindhunter with
you may know me as the person who stands outside of Netflix
the sign that says release Mindhunter
I don't remember when this started
though I guess it was with House of Cards
was the first one where
they released something they promoted it and it was like oh they're doing tv shows
now they have a system in place that reminds me a little like hbo saturday nights way back when
it'd be like oh it's saturday night hbo is gonna have something be a boxing match it'll be
the release of a new movie and they just kind of have that down. What I've noticed, though, is the library of movies is,
it seems like that's dwindling a little bit,
and in Amazon Prime, that seems to be their game plan.
Like, we have the movies.
You can either rent them for $3.99, or it's on Prime.
But any movie you want to rewatch, we have.
And then you can do a pretty, I don't know what the cost is, but you can add HBO stars time where you can find Breaking Bad on Netflix
and The Office on Netflix and
an Aziz Ansari comedy and this and that.
And a Marvel movie.
You have to go to Disney to get this
and Comcast to get that and
Warner to get that.
Will we just be like, you know what?
I watched Seinfeld.
I don't need to get
another subscription
to another service just to have the nightlight of a sitcom from the 90s on in the background i do
think that that could get impacted that's a bigger issue for warner amanda made the key point about
the disney thing everybody with kids has to get the disney you just have to it's and especially
$6.99 a month is pretty fair so if you're going to subscribe to two or three things,
I would say that's a number one draft pick.
Right. Though, if they're not
doing Hulu and ESPN right off the bat,
I will not be signing up for Disney.
Because I don't have children and Chris
can tell me what happens on The Mandalorian.
Because I don't personally need to watch
that on the first day. And Simpsons
is going to be on there. I think it will be
on from Fox, yeah. So that's how they get
at least some of the people from kids, not to mention
all their other library stuff. I wonder
at some point
and this goes for print too,
at some point, how many subscriptions
is a tipping point for
the amount of subscriptions you're going to have?
You might have Amazon Prime anyway
because you have Amazon, but just having
Amazon, Hulu, HBO, Showtime, then HBO Max, and then Disney, their app, and then Netflix.
All of a sudden, I'm up to 10 different apps to watch TV.
That's basically cable just carved up differently.
I think we're getting there.
Alison Herman wrote a piece about this in The Ringer recently.
This idea, and I think the Netflix subscription thing was mostly about the price change.
But I do also wonder, it's a little bit, if you are a cord cutter now, there are so many things that you can subscribe to.
And so even people who have moved away from cable are now being like, well, I have Amazon for this.
So I don't need Netflix.
And I can, you know, get this via Hulu
and maybe I'll do stars. But you already are. You're seeing that happen already. Yeah. I think
it'll get more boutique. It's still look, I still think that people look at cable as a utility and
they look at Netflix as a luxury. So they look at I have to have television because I have to be
able to turn it on and see like either the Phillies game or the weather tomorrow or whatever. And it also because of the way they work, a lot of the times that's
built in with your internet service. So for the most part, you're just kind of like, well,
I have the internet and I have cable. And I think that Netflix might be bumping up against
the amount of people who can just also spare 15 more bucks a month on that. And they may not even
be calculating the future
of when they're going to have to also have HBO Max
and the Comcast app and whatever becomes of like AMC
and Showtime and all these other things.
They might actually just be like,
this is just too much money.
I don't have this much disposable income to spend
just on watching stuff.
To say nothing of the fact that a lot of these places,
and this is kind of like unremarked upon,
there's not a lot of login security for this stuff.
And passwords get passed around.
You can just be like,
oh, there's an account that has 10 different logins on it.
I know that that's been an issue for some of these places,
where it's like, Juliette often jokes that
there are 30 people looking at her Hulu account
or something like that.
But that's not, I bet at college it's like that.
One person on the floor has a login.
So I feel like that is the...
If Netflix really gets worried about the stock price
and where things are going,
their next move is to crack down on...
Right now, what is it?
Five people?
Yeah, it's five people for Netflix.
On Netflix.
But I can also use Netflix on...
I know I have it on like my iPad on three TVs.
Like it's all over the place.
And I just put the same stuff in and then all of a sudden it's activated.
I feel like that's the next thing for them to eventually crack down on.
It's just like,
this can only be in use with one account.
Right.
And if two people,
if you want to have it
with two people,
it'll be this price.
So maybe that's where it goes.
Here's the counter to that.
It's all minutes for them.
It's all time spent on the app.
And if they're just doing stuff
where they're trying to
demonstrate engagement,
it doesn't really matter.
When you say it's all minutes,
for who?
What does that mean?
And they can just,
if Amanda's using my Netflix account
and we're watching
two separate things,
yeah, it screws up my algorithm or whatever.
But like they can still count that
as like Amanda watched The Crown five times
and spent like 53 hours watching Netflix.
That's just more minutes spent for them to go to Wall Street
and be like, look, look at the engagement with this thing.
What is this thing?
We have everybody's attention.
I mean, they came out hard
against ever using advertising again today
and pretty definitively.
But I think that that goes towards their stats a little bit.
Yeah, but we don't even know what to believe with their stats.
Sometimes they'll parcel stuff out and be like.
41 million people watch this, yeah.
73 million people watch the latest Adam Sandler movie.
It's like, how do we have any idea that's a real number yeah there are four people in my house that
watched i was pretty disappointed but that's okay the thing i wanted to go circle back to
and i think that amanda and i've talked about this a lot just like socially is the how that
that saturday night hbo thing and like what's. It's almost old fashioned. I want, I watched the Aziz,
uh,
standup special this past weekend,
literally.
Cause it was staring me in the face and the,
the amount that it took me to start it was click.
And that's it.
You know where,
you know where I was with that?
Where?
What was the,
uh,
Frank Grillo?
Oh,
point blank.
Yeah.
As if you wouldn't have lined up at like a theater in Gardenia to go see that.
Didn't say I wasn't ever going to watch it.
But when you go to Netflix and it's just staring at you and it's waving its hand, it's like,
come on, point blank.
You know you want it.
You know, fuck you.
And then I'm watching it.
You already paid for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's there and it's taunting me.
Every single rom-com and every single royal related documentary that they have, I'm in
the associated content phase of the Netflix recommendations, but they have me.
Also, fun fact, I use my husband's account and have totally screwed up his algorithm.
So that's great.
That's joy.
That's joy for me.
The Simmons family is very particular about.
You have profiles?
Dad, mom, Carrie, and dickhead for my son.
It actually says dickhead in the thing.
And he can't figure out how to change it so it's hilarious
but yeah my Netflix I go on
and they're like
got some horror movies for you
have you seen this one from 2008
there's a home invasion
jail
jail shows
I made the mistake of clicking on three jail shows
it's like season three of inside bars Jail shows. A lot of jail. I made the mistake of clicking on three jail shows.
It's like season three of Inside Bars.
Yeah.
So your Netflix queue really does say a lot about you.
It does.
Kyle, what's on your Netflix queue?
Office. Stand-up comedy.
Stand-up comedy.
Yeah, shooters.
How many apps do you subscribe to?
I'm subscribed to two, and even then it still fucks up the rent payment sometimes.
So I'm on like log- What are your two though? I'm Hulu and Netflix. And my dad- No Amazon. to uh i'm i'm subscribed to two and even then it still fucks up the rent payment sometimes so i'm
i'm on like what are your two though i'm hulu and netflix and my dad no amazon no my student account
ran out so it's uh looking slow for that this is what we've learned with all of our ringer staffers
is it's always stories like that like yeah my grandfather he changed his password i can't get
on his amazon anymore it's always like these end around games with family members.
But I get it.
We're going to take a break.
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Let's do it. I give the Summer a B about summer TV. Let's do it.
I gave the summer a B plus so far.
I've been entertained.
I enjoyed Stranger Things season three.
Big Little Lies is a train wreck
that I can't look away.
Euphoria is my favorite show of the summer.
The Hills is a train wreck
crossed with a car crash.
Bachelor has been good.
I really like the Roger Ailes thing.
Loudest voice.
Loudest voice.
What do you want to start with?
I'd like to offer a partial defense of Big Little Lies.
Okay.
We should mention you're hosting Big Little Live.
Yes, and the finale is this Sunday.
Please watch after the East Coast airing.
Mina Kimes and I will be talking about it.
So in the vein of this being summer TV, I think it is still my ideal summer TV.
It has been uneven, if you will, but you got six actresses I really love on TV having rich
people problems. I can't be mad at that. I'm not looking to commit that much more intellectual energy into my summer
than Reese Witherspoon singing the Rainbow Connection on a local elementary school stage.
So you're basically, the analogy would be you're on vacation.
Yes.
I'm trying.
You're happy.
You won't let me, but.
You were given an ice cream.
It's not the best ice cream, but you're also
in Cape Cod and somebody's handing you
an ice cream and you're just going to enjoy the ice cream.
And it's still ice cream. You're not going to judge the ice cream, it's ice cream.
Yes, that's all true. And I think
that's great advice for vacation
and also for TV. But
yeah, it's still, it still
feels like fun TV to me.
It is also my particular
flavor of ice cream, to continue
the metaphor. That's very fair. Also, Amanda,
we were talking about this on
Monday's watch. I think
that our brains got broken by Game of Thrones
a little bit this year, where everything is like,
what does this mean? And where
is it going? And will it succeed
in going where it needs? It's like, no, it can also
just be TV. And it can also just be for
45 minutes you watch something and you're like, oh, that was pretty cool. That was a little bit weird. I didn't get that. And then keep it moving. It's like, no, it can also just be TV. And it can also just be for 45 minutes, you watch something and you're like,
oh, that was pretty cool.
That was a little bit weird.
I didn't get that.
And then keep it moving.
And I think that it really does provide like,
like you can enjoy so many different parts
of Big Little Lies without having to be like,
what is this really saying
about what it means to be human?
At some point, it's a show written by David E. Kelly,
who wrote a number of amazing shows in the 90s
when TV was
just, you turned it on every week and there was TV. Well, so I've watched every minute. I've
enjoyed it. I still look forward to it. It's just frustrating because first of all, it's not really
clear why the show came back other than season one was so successful. They were like, let's run
this back. It's still successful. Yeah. And it's still, what is it getting like 10 million people?
I would like to say nothing of whatever gets pirated, yeah.
I like to see all the actors together.
I like the shots of people staring in the ocean, which, by the way, they've upped it this year.
You do.
Oh, no, there's just, there's 100 episodes.
No, I mean.
It's like Stockholm Syndrome with those shots.
All they do is stare at the water.
Yeah.
But even I, who defended the show, I'm a little tired.
I think we could look at the water a little less.
I was at the beach last weekend and my wife was like,
I need to talk to you about something.
I was like, hold on.
I'm just going to stare at the ocean sadly while holding my glasses short.
That's like a really funny video idea.
It's like Bill staring at the water and your wife comes up like,
what are you thinking about?
I'm just thinking about how much they stare at the water on Big Little Lies.
I'm just thinking about Kyrie Irving.
I'm trying to figure out what happened.
I just think it seems rushed to me with some of the decisions they made.
Because Reese Witherspoon, her character arc, is just flat out atrocious.
I'm actually embarrassed for her.
And as the person who put this show together,
I can't believe this was the character arc they came up with for season two.
I would like so bad.
I would like more for Reese Witherspoon, my personal queen.
I think the first three episodes are pretty good.
I thought that speech on stage with the Rainbow Connection.
Right.
And it does seem like there's been a lot of speculation about the editing and how the show came together.
Double showrunners.
Double showrunners.
And it does seem like her character was a victim of a lot of speculation about the editing and how the show came together. Double showrunners. Double showrunners. And it does seem like her character was a victim of a lot of the cuts.
Like I was texting with you about this.
When they go to the Esalen Institute,
her character and Ed to like have their marriage counseling,
it's like 10 seconds.
Yeah.
I was so excited about that.
A full episode of satire of the Esalen Institute and marriage counseling.
And it was clear that they just decided not to go in that direction.
I told Amanda,
I,
I thought instead of like Reese's set,
her marriage is ending.
And that just basically being the plot for seeing I hear I'm in our,
my wedding dress again.
And I'm singing this song.
We sang,
it's like,
this is bad.
I would have just had her double down on the school and be like,
now I'm going to be really crazy in the school.
And I don't like this teacher.
I'm getting fired.
Now you have more time to devote to being an engaged parent.
I really like the crazy parent slash school behavior.
Cause that's real stuff that everyone could identify with.
We've,
we're all in a school where there's that one parent.
We're like,
Oh my God,
that frigging lady.
Jesus.
Right.
What a bit.
Oh no,
she's coming over to us.
Oh,
act nice,
act nice.
Like every school has that. And that was one of my favorite things about last year is they were
tapping into this psychotic school parent dynamic with private schools this kind of goes back to
what we were talking about it's just it feels like it's way more fun to have something new than it is
to judge whether or not it's living up to the promise of the first season i just wish big little lies was a tv show i wish it was basically like a really really expensive more thoughtful
slightly darker sex in the city like it was just like gonna be on for five years oh like a lot of
episodes and they were just it was just we talked about this i wish it was a soap opera i wish it
was just like what are you what are you doing sunday for the next three or four years i'm
watching big little lies so like a better desperatewives. I wouldn't be mad at that.
And you're just checking in with your friends
who also happen to be Academy
Award winning actresses. Yes. Like if they've
got all the money and everybody wants to do TV because
that's where the stories are. I understand that there's this
resistance to like locking yourself
into working on a show, the same show
for 10 months of a year. Like I'm
sure that that's still an issue. But
and I know that everybody who works on the show
probably has so many other things going on
that I wonder if some of the problems you have on the show
are just like straight up scheduling
and like what days so-and-so is available
versus this person.
But I mean, I just wish this was like at least a 10,
if this was 10 episodes, nobody would care.
Nobody would be like, man, there's too much big little lies.
I also think they've really missed out on the humor part of it.
Other than Laura Dern, who's just
clearly went into the season going,
they're going to give Streep the fucking
best supporting Emmy. Not on my watch.
But I'm going to fight tooth and nail.
They're going to have to go through the media.
I will fight. I'm bringing out all the guns.
But the show desperately
needs a really sarcastic character who just says the stuff
you're kind of thinking where the two half-brother twins are playing with the other half-brother
from the sexual assault that they've just met.
And you need that one friend to be like, oh, look at this witty pun.
Like the Kim Cattrall thing.
It's like Pamela Adlin to be on it.
Exactly.
She's like the new mom to Bill's point
that was a little bit
the Reese Witherspoon
character in the first season
and they cut that out
I agree with you
I agree that
I mean I think
the funny parts
are really funny
I respect to Laura Dern
but again
it does feel like
they cut some of it out
they just didn't think
that it needed to be
as funny
which I don't agree with
I'm like Chris I wanted to be funny TV.
The funny stuff was one of my favorite parts.
And the Nicole Kidman character,
not a barrel laughs.
I think we can all agree.
So then they look at that and like, you know what else
we would need? Take Zoe Kravitz's
character. She's even
like more of a bummer and a downer
than Nicole Kidman's character and has
the mom and just in the
hospital. It's like, I hate going to the hospital.
I don't want to be in the hospital with characters from one of my
favorite shows. It's really true. They were backed into
a corner a little bit with that
because they basically, she didn't have
a character in the first season. Right.
And then they had her be the person who
pushed Alexander Skarsgård off
the ledge. So they needed to explain
that.
How about this?
Why don't they just all say what happened?
That's a great question.
It's a great question.
Just, hey, this guy was beating the shit out of our friend and we tried to get him off her
and he got shoved down the stairs.
Yeah, it is weird that they're trying-
The jury's like, you're all going to jail.
They're making it sound like they're like
covering up the Kennedy assassination.
Instead they're just like,
he's an asshole and we threw him down
the stairs when he ran at us.
It's been fun watching Streep cook.
Give the cook some chef tools
and let her go. Give her a pot.
Let her go.
It's tremendous and I've gone back and forth
on whether I think that this is the
best Meryl Streep performance I've ever seen
or the most extra.
Or the most mailed in.
Well, the most mailed in are just like Meryl doing a parody of herself.
And I think it goes back and forth, which makes it fun for me.
The last episode where she's just kind of like standing alone in a living room,
like looking like a serial killer.
I had some questions, but I wasn't not having fun.
She's dialing it up much like
she did in The River Wild.
She's like, ah, this is ridiculous.
I'm just going to have fun. The teeth
are great. If Netflix remade The River Wild
right now, would you watch it on a Friday?
Oh, yeah. Ten episodes.
Episode three, the raft
got another hole in it.
Did you talk? Yeah.
So,
let's go to Euphoria.
Okay.
Thoughts?
Really enjoy that show.
Really enjoy it.
It's,
it's,
it's kind of,
it's,
it's not what I thought
it was going to be.
I,
you know,
I thought,
I think I thought
we would just be
constantly debating
whether or not people
were being scandalized by it.
But I think that
we're losing our ability
as a society
to be scandalized so
it's now just kind of like I really
really really just like watching the
Rue and Jewel story and it's just
every week I'm kind of like yeah this is
chaotic and like you know going
in a million different directions but I just
kind of like high school dramas
calling this a high school drama
is an undersell
yeah but I, I,
I think it's,
I really enjoy it.
I've really enjoyed summer TV.
I think you just have to accept that it's house.
And I talked about it last week in the pod.
It's just,
it's the completely over the top version of every fear you've ever had about
anything with your kids.
And once you accept that,
right.
That is just like,
all right,
this is everything on steroids,
HGH.
It's just crazy.
Once you accept that, it's fine.
I am the naysayer.
Not even the naysayer.
I got too scandalized.
The first couple, I was just like, this is a lot.
And the experience of watching it was just so intense that I was like, I don't need to
put myself through this every week.
It is peak loud noises TV.
Yes, which is my least favorite thing in the world.
I also realized that I don't really enjoy stories
about other people's drug experiences.
That's just kind of, I hope everyone's safe
and has a nice time and I don't need to hear about it.
But it does seem like it's pushed through.
Like I gave up and this is kind of a common theme
of TV generally where it takes all television shows a few episodes to
heat up. And now everyone's like, wow, it's really coming together as a thoughtful show.
The succession phenomenon.
Yeah. Though I maintain succession was good from episode one.
Sure. Me too.
Well, you don't have to focus Ryan on that one.
I'm on the billboard.
But it is interesting when you have to give something three hours of your time and patience
to find out whether it's worth it yeah you know it's it's it's interesting with euphoria and years and years which i don't know
if you've been watching it's also on hbo but uh both of those shows have kind of chilled me out
a little bit i think coming out of thrones to some extent stranger things to some extent dark
which is a show on on netflix which demands like a ton of attention while you're paying like
there are
various modes you can watch television in. And I think that like I've been watching years and years
and euphoria much more passively, like paying attention, sometimes looking at my phone.
Jacoby's got the great time spent on phone stat, like when you're watching TV, but they,
I feel like they are rewarding shows, even if you're not like scrutinizing every single plot twist have you
watched years and years at all no but bachelor is in bachelorette is probably my number one most
time on the phone as i'm watching shows i don't even think i've really actually seen one scene
from the bachelor this year because i'm just my head's down i'm just kind of listening so years
and years it has a podcast i don't even need to watch it. Years and Years is set several years in the future in England.
But essentially, all the things that are happening
are what's sort of happening now here with some twists.
And then it's basically like a family drama set in England
in about 2025, I think, or 2026.
Trump has been reelected.
It's just kind of playing it out forward like that.
And this character played by emma thompson is basically like uh not not quite
a fox news pundit but a real like straight shooter who rises out of nowhere to become
uh a political leader in england yeah and at the end of almost every episode of years and years
something absolutely terrible and plausible happens that makes people really upset. So I can't believe that you watch this like plug turned off because I watched it and found it
extremely intense, as intense as euphoria, but kind of in the I'm living in the present moment.
I love Emma Thompson. I'm Emma Thompson's number one fan. And it was like literally watching your
Twitter feed in real time like terrible things happen
and you just
it's all this news
and because there are
so many characters
they're bringing in
so many plots simultaneously
I found it
intensely stressful
and it's amazing to me
that you're just
chilling on your couch
looking at Instagram
I've really been going places
this year
I've just really been
pushing myself
so I don't know
if our standards
have dropped
or whether we were
too harsh earlier
because like
my friend Hershey
would always talk about this is back to the prestige tv thing and he always be like I'm so
tired of b plus I can't take another b plus give me an a minus give me an a just all these b plus
shows but now I'm kind of like used to the b plus yeah I don't I don't know if we ever have another. I thought Fleabag was an A plus.
Like legitimately, I was like, wow, this is unbelievable.
I can't wait to rewatch this again in a year.
Well, the thing about right now is that there are so many B pluses that you can find the
B plus that speaks to you.
Totally.
And then someone else has a different B plus and you can spend, you can fill most of your
time watching things that maybe
aren't the amazing transcendent fleabag version of a television show. But you're like, you know what?
I really like romantic comedies. So I guess I'll watch this or I really like prison shows. So I'll
watch this. And it's interesting because, you know, we struggle with it at the ringer sometimes
because everyone's watching something different and you don't get those shared moments.
Music's much worse for us with that though.
Well, I just think-
Music is so scattered with what people like.
I think with TV, there does seem like,
I agree there's not as much community
as there used to be, but-
The caveat there-
Most people at least have an opinion on each show.
If it's, you know what I mean?
People do try to,
there are shows that reach a threshold
and then there are people like,
oh, well, I'll check that out. There's out people like what you did they'll watch two episodes of
euphoria I feel like bloodline was the first one of these for me oh yeah but like I watched season
one of bloodline and then season two popped in I'm like but season there should not have been a
season no bloodline it was an incredible one season of tv and when they were like let's keep
this going you're like how nothing in the first season is replicable.
You cannot do that again.
Do you have shows that you quit on
and you still feel like you're going to get back together,
but deep down you know you're not going to?
That's how I feel about Billions.
Really?
It's over?
You guys don't think you guys will make out
in the back of a bar at 2 o'clock again?
I think possibly.
I keep thinking there's going to be a plane ride where I catch up.
Plane ride.
Vacation.
You're going to download 10 episodes and watch it on a plane, but there's always something new.
When was that Applegate show?
Oh, Dead to Me.
Christina Applegate show?
Dead to Me.
Dead to Me and I, we dated a couple episodes.
And we just had a cooling off period.
Right. I don't know if we're had a cooling off period. Right.
I don't know if we're
going to get back together.
I think it's the age
of the B plus show
and I think the shows
that get lost
are the shows
that shoot to be A's
but can't make it.
Like Catch-22,
if it's not the best show
of the year,
nobody's going to check it out.
Right.
Even though George Clooney
made it
and you'd think
it would be a bigger deal
but if Catch-22,
if I don't come in
running to your office
being like, Catch-22 is the best don't come running to your office being like,
Catch-22 is the best thing I've seen all year,
you're probably not going to be like,
I'll watch Catch-22.
And you didn't do that.
So I literally forgot to watch Catch-22.
And I didn't remember it
until you said Catch-22.
And I was like,
oh man.
Was that,
did that come out?
Yes.
It's on Hulu.
Handmaid's is on Hulu right now.
And they're like,
there's lots of stuff out there
that's like,
I mean,
and then you go and you find things
that are just completely bizarre.
Like I said,
Too Old to Die Young
and stuff like that.
But, you know.
That's a show like
they made for you
and Sam Donsky
and probably nobody else
who's ever lived.
I saw the opening shot of that.
It's three minutes long.
I'm like,
this is for Chris Ryan
and Sam Donsky
and nobody else in the earth.
No, it's been on in my house,
I think, since it was released. Oh, and Zach Barry? Yeah. Yeah, but he's him. That's game. Nobody else. No, it's been on in my house. I think since.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But he's like doing slow watch TV.
I understand.
It's because every time I see him, I go up to him and I like stare Amanda's husband in
the eye.
I'm like, you got to watch episode five.
And he has.
Well, the motto that I think the first time I could remember feeling like that was too
short in a long time was Fleabag.
No, it wasn't. But it long time was Fleabag. No,
it wasn't.
But it was perfect.
It was perfect.
No,
no,
no,
no.
I'm saying like when it was over,
I was like,
Oh,
that's it.
You know,
it was like,
if you added up those six shows,
it was probably less than two hours and 45 minutes.
It was like a movie.
That was like a perfect eighties album.
It was like,
just make it 10 songs.
All singles were out.
But I don't understand.
That should be more of a strategy
where people go, we're going to
leave them wanting more with this.
Absolutely. And no one in
US TV does that, especially on
streaming where they're trying to take you back to Netflix.
They really just want minutes
watched. Big Little Lies could have done it.
They could have walk off homeward
with the one season and the guy going down the stairs
and they just couldn't.
Yeah, but that's my B+.
I'm glad.
I thought they rushed
the ending.
By the way,
you were very mad
about the ending of season one
of Big Little Lies.
You felt that the last scene
when they were just
all on a beach
and everything was happy
was very unrealistic.
Oh, it was terrible.
Right.
So here you are
with the resolution.
They heard your complaints, Bill.
Season two was their response to how bad that ending was.
It was like, yeah, we did it.
We killed them.
Pour some rosé.
That was so bad.
I'm not as mad at that as you are.
Do you feel like The Bachelor is more, less, or evenly as popular as it was five years ago?
Bachelorette?
Either.
The franchise.
This season of The Bachelorette is really getting attention.
This seems like the most popular season
of either in a while. Definitely of The Bachelorette.
And I'm not the expert here. I just
am a friend of Juliette Lipman's,
so I'm speaking from her perspective.
Yes, it seems
like The Bachelorette especially
has really broken through. And I think you've got to
hand it to Tyler.
I have name recognition of Tyler
without being a regular follower.
I mean, I've certainly never,
nobody on the show has ever broken out like this.
It is funny though, like the OG shows,
Riley wrote a piece for us this week about Survivor
and the mistakes they've made.
And there's signs now of the finish line might be coming.
You don't think?
I don't think so.
You think it just goes on forever?
Yeah, I think it's Jeopardy.
You think it's Jeopardy?
Yeah, I think it's reliably entertaining TV
that has like a baseline,
like the floor is so high for Survivor.
Maybe the ceiling will never get back
to where it was in the opening season.
You think it's Jeopardy?
I don't see why not.
It's Survivor.
It's one of the most recognizable brands
like in reality television history. It's also a habit. It's one of the most recognizable brands in reality television history.
It's also a habit. It's been going for
so long that so many people know how
to watch it. And the updated streaming
version of it wouldn't work.
Because, you know,
the momentum and checking in every week
is part of what you do. It's the same thing with the challenge
and everything else. It's just a game.
It's just the players who are interesting.
Yeah, the challenge is like 12, 13 years old.
Riley's mad because he's like,
actually, we should just don't mess up baseball.
Don't do infield shifts.
We can just play baseball.
Riley's like, you don't have to screw with a formula
that is actually proven to be so reliably pleasurable.
But maybe they're screwing with it
because they could see the end in sight.
Well, I think they're screwing with it
specifically because they have an all-winner season coming, so they want to
do a bunch of different stuff with it.
So that's the 48th season. I'm just shocked.
I remember Bachelor, that must
have been like 03.
I was living in LA at that point, and it
feels like it's as
impactful as it's ever been.
Especially on social, and we've seen it with
our stuff.
That was a show i i never thought
would last 16 17 years yeah i think they just cobble together a bunch of different audiences
because there are there are the kyle he won't watch not you but different ages and different
it's different locations i think a lot of different types of people watch The Bachelor.
There's a community to it that is pretty rare for TV now where it's almost like sports.
People have fantasy leagues.
You feel left out if you don't know what's going on in it.
If people are talking about it, you're like the one person who doesn't have an idea. This actually circles back to what we were talking about when we first started,
which is essentially like television used to be a little bit more of a communal event situation.
And now it's like basically like this private,
I have my own algorithm.
I have my own stuff being served up.
I'm going to these specific places
to get this specific thing.
And when you're talking about something
like Stranger Things,
which had potential to be a little bit more
of an event, I think,
even though I think by all estimations,
it was an event.
It just wasn't an event for like
the people who try to cover TV.
The way we're used to it.
Yeah.
But I think that that's like
one thing that Bachelor and Survivor
and to some extent the talent shows
that are still on and going,
people watch The Voice.
They just get together every week
and they care about who might win The Voice
or who got screwed on The Voice or whatever.
And that's something that TV, I think, will always have.
I just don't know whether our version of that will exist on Amazon.
Sunday night, my wife took our two kids to go see Rent.
So I was home and my wife was like, don't watch the shows.
Don't watch Big Ol' Lies.
And Euphoria.
Wait for me to come home to watch shows.
I'm like, cool.
Watching Red Sox-Dodgers becomes apparent they're going to lose.
And I'm like, I don't, I just kind of want to watch Big Little Lies and Euphoria.
Oh, no.
Did you watch the shows?
Why couldn't you look at the ocean?
You're making their face like you watched the shows.
Oh, I watched both.
Oh, no.
You watched both?
And then she came back and she's like, are we going to watch shows?
And I'm like, yeah.
So you just did it?
I just did it?
That was your big little lie.
So I lied.
And then.
Does she know this or is this?
No, she knew because we started watching Big Little Lies and I was like on my phone and
not my typical kind of intensity.
And she just looked over and she was like, you fucking watched the shows, didn't you?
And I do think this whole era now
of couple cheating, Netflix cheating,
it's like a real thing.
I would like to read like a cosmopolitan feature about it.
How Netflix cheating ruined my relationship.
It's been done.
Yes, many of them.
And it doesn't go well for people.
So it doesn't go well. people. It doesn't go well.
No, just so you know, some people really do take it seriously. There's also
the other thing that happens is you start
a show together and one person in the
couple gives up or wants to
give up and then you fight about
I get into this with my wife
where I'm like, you got
me hooked. You can't take away the
supply now. You know what I mean?
Like you're my dealer.
We have to finish dark or whatever.
And sometimes it's just like, it's so boring.
I can't do this anymore.
Like you watch it by yourself.
And I'm like, I don't want to watch it by myself.
I don't want to be the weird guy in the other room
watching a show without you.
Like when I see you for four hours a night,
we're watching a TV show together.
Flip side is when one person decides
that you still have to watch
it together, but the person is like,
I don't know if that's tonight, but I'm not going to release
you from the contract. Oh my God!
Which I've done. I've been the
guilty party in that, but I'm just like, we might
watch this at some point, so I need
you to abide by the contract.
You're reserving the right to watch the show later.
Yeah, we still have not finished Homecoming.
My wife and I, we basically will earmark things.
There's this horror movie that we really want to watch.
It sounds ridiculous, but we're now treating it like Citizen Kane is coming out.
What horror movie?
I think it's called Trespassers.
And it's about two couples who go to an Airbnb Airbnb in the desert and like have a debaucherous night and then like wake up and like they like a stranger shows up at the Airbnb.
Oh, those are my favorites.
But we're like treating this like.
I love when a stranger shows up.
Are you still free Saturday night to watch Trespassers?
That's great.
You know what?
That's romance.
But it is it's like the amount of mental space you dedicate to like planning your
stuff around when are we both going to be in the right mood to watch x y or z is so funny it was
never an option it was like 24 is on tonight do you want to watch it because we have to yeah it's
on live yeah there's one other piece to this is when you start the show and the one person doesn't
like it and bails but then way later gets into the show.
So that happened to my wife with Killing Eve.
Watch two episodes.
She wasn't into it.
And I really wanted to watch it
because all of you guys love Killing Eve.
I was like, we gotta, she's like, I don't like it.
I don't like Sandra Oh.
I don't like it.
Yeah, hot take.
I'm like, all right, I'll watch it on my. Wow. I don't like it. Yeah, hot take. I'm like, all right.
I'll watch it on my own time.
I never do.
And then she's on a flight
and she watches six episodes of Killing Eve.
Doesn't tell me.
Comes home.
I come in one day and she's there
and she's watching Killing Eve
on like the freaking treadmill machine thing.
And I'm like, what's going on?
It was like I caught her.
What are you doing? And it was like, what's going on? It was like I caught her. What are you doing?
And it was like season two, episode four.
She's like, oh yeah, I thought I told you.
It's like, what are those?
It was like I caught her with like the gardener.
No, it's not that serious.
It's just whatever.
No, she's like, I was on an airplane
and I was so mad.
I was like, what the fuck?
And she was like, you're always working.
I think it's like 14 hours that you have to catch up. That's a lot of time
that you suddenly are on the
hook for to be able to be in the
relationship. I get it. It's bad.
Anyway, alright. This was fun.
Did we hit everything? We didn't talk about The Hill's New
Beginnings. I know because you're the only
person who's watching The Hill's New Beginnings.
It is the hate watch of
all time. It's so pathetic.
I quit three minutes in. I can't believe you're still doing it.
I can't believe it.
I just can't believe it exists.
It's an American treasure.
Yeah.
It's so bad.
It's a bunch of people that were pretty loathsome 12 years ago that are now all back in our lives,
but have nothing to really talk about because they're married and have kids.
They're recovering from a drug or alcohol problem.
And then they all go out and two thirds of the people can't drink.
And somebody else has a kid
and they're trying to figure out ways to fight.
So it could be a good thing to cut to commercial.
It's like, Chris doesn't like me anymore.
There's like no reason behind it.
It's really bad.
Yeah, it's the absolute euphoria.
Chris Ryan, we can hear you on The Watch.
Yes.
Mina Dobbins, we can hear you on Jam Session
on The Ringer Dish.
Yes. As well as Big we can hear you on Jam Session on The Ringer Dish. Yes.
As well as Big Little Live, season finale, Sunday night, at Ringer, you and Mina Kimes,
presented by Buick.
Looking forward to it.
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