The Bill Simmons Podcast - Luka’s Heater, Wemby’s Bid, and Stealth Winners of the NBA Season With Zach Lowe
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Zach Lowe is here.
Two hungover guys.
I think I'm probably more hungover than you.
The Celtics looked hungover.
They weren't hungover in that Minnesota game,
but they had some travel stuff.
We'll talk about that.
We have a bunch of NBA stuff to talk about.
Wanted to mention new rewatchables coming.
Tomorrow, we did The Nice Guys.
Great movie.
Great movie.
One more to go after this.
We got LA Confidential.
So there you go.
And you can listen to Zach's pod or watch it.
It's basically Tuesdays and Thursdays during the season.
We might experiment.
Are you thinking about that Tuesday morning possible live?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I need some piece of technology needs to arrive at my house to make that possible from
what I was told.
We're doing that.
Okay, quickly on the Celtics, I don't want to lead the pod with them,
but they got killed by Minnesota just now.
And heading into the game in the eight games that Tatum was back,
they were 16th in offensive rating.
And then today they stunk.
They were three for 22 to start the fourth quarter in this game that they blew at home.
And there's some travel stuff right.
I get it.
But they are really trying to work him back.
It does not look like the same offense we watch for the first 60 games.
And I'm going to be interested to see that the guards just don't have the ball as much.
And everything is running through Brown and Tatum now.
And they're kind of taking turns.
And I know it's going to take some time.
But it just doesn't look as seamless as it did.
So that would be my one Celtics note.
I don't know if you have any extra points.
Boy, one one loss.
And we've gone from.
I went glass half empty.
Glass half full is they have a higher ceiling.
I get it.
But I'm just saying it's a little rocky lately with this offense.
Look, I mean, this was always why I was hesitant to just, you know,
two games into the comeback, oh, they've reestablished themselves as favorites in these.
They do feel like, to me, the most coherent of the top four teams, but I've been saying all
along, like, this Tatum, it's going to be a while and there's going to be some up.
There's just going to be ups and downs, and the last couple of games have been downs,
although he had a really good start to the third quarter.
Today, I agree with you.
Like, today there was more Tatum dancing with the ball for 18 dribbles than there had been in
previous games.
And they bailed themselves out of a few of those possessions with open threes or Minnesota made a mistake leaving Pritchard open in the left corner on one of them when Tatum really had nowhere to go.
But I did feel like, you know, this is part of the process, I guess, of him trying to feel his way back into the game is just can I still, can I do this?
And I think they got away a little bit from what really makes them a great offensive team.
They're testing him.
Like there was a couple moments in the third quarter where he had McDaniels on him, who's just an absolute bitch to bring the ball up against, right?
He's like top five guys, you don't want to dribble against.
And it seemed like Missoula was almost intentional.
Like, Jason, you take this.
Like he wanted to see how he could handle going full court with the ball and trying to
slip the offense.
So there's definitely some tester stuff.
I really like when the offense runs through White and Pritchard a lot instead of just them
standing on the sides.
And they basically have 12 games here to fix it.
The problem is the Knicks now or a half game back.
And that two three thing where if you're the two seed, you.
You know, those teams are all jammed together.
But we don't know.
We don't know.
But if you're the three seed, you're playing the best.
Whoever is like basically riding out the best, which could be Atlanta, could be Orlando,
I don't know.
And then you don't have game seven against the Knicks and round two.
So anyway, we want to talk about Luca and we want to talk about Wembe coming out of the gate,
little big picture stuff.
And initially I said we were going to talk about Wemby, but Luca, yet again,
the Lakers win another one.
they have this crazy road trip.
They've lost two games that they just shouldn't have ever in a million years won,
and they won.
And the chemistry is great.
There was some golf photos of them today.
I was thinking about this Luca moment.
He's up to 33.4 points a game.
I think he has a real case now for number three MVP, right?
Him versus Yokage 3A, 3B, would you say?
You're going to get the entire country of Slovenia is going to bombard you with,
Like, that's insulting.
Third?
To Luca, third behind Shay and Wemby with this run that we're on?
Yeah, we have Wemby second.
Yeah, Wembe has to be second, I think, right now, without how good San Antonio's been.
I mean, this is, these four guys playing at this level right now, I do think we need to, like, take a moment to just pause from like the splitting hairs who should be third, who's 3A, 3B, like these, you've mentioned the J word Jordan with Shea a couple of times.
the last couple weeks in terms of the territory he's reaching for guards.
I mean, you can't say a more revered name in basketball.
Yokic is Yokic.
Just every season is crazy.
Wembe, you said, was the best player that you had seen this entire season.
I don't really even disagree with you on his best nights defensively.
It's like, I don't even know that I've ever seen anything like this.
And then, oh, by the way, here comes Luca averaging 33 a game and regularly hitting 40, 50,
60 the other night in Miami
carrying a Lakers team who's
21 games over 500 and we know
what Luca, this is going to be a six straight first team
all NBA I think or something
like that. I wonder if we went back and looked at
when did we have four guys playing
at this level. This is even better than
the Westbrook Hardin, LeBron
MVP race from 2017,
Kauai, whatever. This is crazy
stuff that these four guys are doing.
Off the top of my head, I was going to say
87, which magic
one, MJ, I think finished second,
Bird was third, and I forget who was fourth,
but maybe it was Hakeem.
It's got to be a year like that.
Yeah, 90 was the other one where it had the,
was Magic, Barkley,
somebody else awesome, and then Hakeem.
And Hakeem, I think, finished fourth
and had like a crazy season.
But yeah, it's pretty rare to have the four,
which is why I wanted to lead with it,
because since the All-Star,
Luca's at basically 35 a game,
eight and eight.
First team all NBA is happening.
if you talk about like big picture
16 guys ever have had a 34 point of game season
and he has a chance to do it right
the last guy that did it was Hardin.
Luca came really close he was 33.86
Hardin did it twice
and then you're just talking about the usual wilt
all those guys.
What I like about it though
he hit that rut during the middle of the season
where I was like this kind of sucks.
This was like all this stuff I didn't like
about Hardenball, but none of the fun stuff with it. And it doesn't seem like the team is connected
it anyway. And we're just watching them just get mad at people and, you know, not play defense.
And they just didn't like the vibe. And now it feels like everybody has bought into what's
happening with him. And this is, I've been on so many texts with Laker people, Luca fans,
everybody like, do you think this is real? What do you think? What do you think's going on here?
the biggest difference to me,
which I mentioned Thursday night,
was LeBron just kind of buying into it.
But the other thing is,
Luca kind of wears it on his sleeve, don't you think?
When you watch him, you kind of feel what kind of mood he's in.
I was trying to think,
what other players have been like that,
where you can kind of tell us you're watching them what the vibe is.
Most guys are pretty much consistent night after night in some way, right?
Luca's like, oh, he's in one of his good Luca stretches,
but you can kind of see it when it's happening.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, I mean, is it real?
Yeah, it's real.
I know it's real because we've seen it before.
This is why we all thought it was insane that the Mavericks like willingly traded this guy because we've seen it.
But like all of the stuff you're talking about when they were in a rut a little bit, all that was true.
And I don't really even know what changed, but the word that I've been using for the last three or four weeks is zip.
He's just got a new like, not new, but like it's not as meandering and just he's more.
straight line drives where he's split in double teams and like just it's faster and more decisive and
it's translated to defense where he's getting like steals he's getting in passing lanes he's
taking charges like he just looks i almost wonder if this is just purely speculation if if there was
like a minor injury that he got over or something because he just is playing he doesn't play
fast so to speak but he is playing at a different speed i think um in the last month but like you can
find them there were people who actually wrote columns that were like maybe nico
Harrison was not totally wrong.
Yeah, I understand his thought process for.
They should be furiously deleting those columns right now from the way back machine.
I did have a theory on this because this is basically since the All-Star game and the team
has gelled in a different way and they really do seem like a team.
It's after the trade deadline.
I don't think that's a coincidence.
And this has happened a few times with LeBron teams, but then especially with this team
where they had all these expiring contracts.
And I always think we underrate this as, as, you know, media members,
people that watch the league, study it, try to figure out trends,
that those six weeks before the deadline,
when everybody's just in trade rumors constantly,
and even like somebody like Austin Reeves,
like Rich and Max are doing their pod,
and he's talking about, can they pay Austin Reeves?
Could they possibly trade him?
And then people are like, why is he saying that?
Is he trying to get that?
And there was just all this soap opera stuff.
and the trade deadline makes it go away.
It's like, well, this is your team now.
Luke Kinnard's going to be our shooter.
Marcus Smart's going to have to play.
DeAndre Aitin, it's up to you, buddy.
We don't really have anybody else.
You're going to have to be the center.
LeBron, you can pass them aggressively do whatever you can.
You're going to be on the team until the rest of the year.
They're buying or don't.
And I don't know.
I just, we've seen this happen before where the all-star break is this before and
after point.
And people are like, I guess we're here.
I guess this is our team.
And that's it.
And it started to look different when LeBron was heard.
And I don't know if that just clarified things for Luca and Reeves.
Like there was just a simplicity to, I can just go.
And even if he is the third option, he's LeBron James.
And I know he's over there.
And I'm thinking about it sometimes.
And then he came back and he's been the absolute perfect version of himself that this team needs,
that he needs to be probably on any team that he's on.
He's had a bounce.
Did you see when he blocked somebody took a shot after the whistle?
in the Houston game and LeBron went up and did the KG and blocked it so it wouldn't hit the
rim. I did. I'm like, okay, you got your legs back. I think you're trying to show us.
I also saw the six dunks that he had in that game. They look really good. And Aiton is,
like, we all like to make jokes about Aiton, although I was like the only one saying maybe this
would work. Luca has started to trust him a little bit more just with like, I'm just going to
hand it to you early in the play. And I can't remember what game I was watching that where
he would, they would blitz Luca, whatever team they were playing, and Atenwood short roll.
And Luca would throw these like, they were like baseball pop-ups.
They traveled like three feet, but went way high up.
And they were just, all right, this is the quickest way for me to get it to you, big guy, go.
And they would make plays out of it.
It's just like, it's kind of humming right now.
I'm torn because as a basketball fan, I think this is great because it's just, there's so many
stories just out of this team.
And LeBron maybe being in the mix one more time, Luca maybe getting a shot at Redemption
against a couple different teams.
The fact that we could have San Antonio, L.A. and round two.
There's all these, like, cool pieces of it.
As somebody that can't stay in the Lakers, this is a fucking nightmare.
Every Laker fan I have in my life.
Oh, you love it.
You love you. Come on.
No, all the Laker fans.
And I was thinking about it, the only real great season they've had since basically 2010
was the bubble season, where basically the last 10 games and all the playoff games
happened in outer space, right?
There were nobody at the games.
There was no parade.
You're just kind of watching on TV.
Everyone's in COVID.
Nobody can be around to their people.
And it was just this bizarre thing
that happened over here.
They haven't had like a really fun,
the last really fun Lakers moment,
I think that you can think of during a season
was when Kobe kept,
remember when Kobe was like,
I've had it.
I'm playing 48 minutes every single game.
I've lost my mind.
He was just like,
if we're going down,
I'm playing every minute.
And he had that crazy.
run and then you finally end up getting hurt.
But that was the last time I remember
every Laker fan of my life just constantly
asking me, what do you think? What do you think? What do you think?
Not even conference finals
when they lost to Denver in 2023?
No, because I don't, I don't,
do you think people felt like they were going to
win the title that year with the team they had?
No, I don't.
I think it was more like, wow, I can't believe we made it.
This is different. I think because people are thinking
we could, with Luca, we could beat anyone
in a playoff series.
Like, he might be the best player in the league for all we know.
What he's doing, we'll take our chances against SGA.
Name the guy.
We'll go.
So who knows?
And I don't think that's irrational thought.
He's proven it in the playoffs over and over again,
including in series where his team,
like Dallas may not have won those series against the clippers,
but they were clearly the inferior team and they pushed the clippers to the limit twice.
And like, he's terrifying to face in the playoffs.
I got an interesting email from Spencer in Toronto.
who said with the Lakers new ownership money,
should they be investing in elite insider hecklers
for key playoff road games for Luca,
plant people courtside and try to just have them engage Luca and make him mad.
So then he takes it out on the other team.
And he said conspiracy bill will have to do background checks
on all these courtside fans who spur him on to scoring 62 in Oklahoma City in a game four.
I don't think it's a bad idea.
I support it.
It's an interesting sort of like the wall.
is supposed to be the like the meanest home crowd only version of a fan base,
would they have to instruct the wall for those games?
Please be polite to Luca.
To get in a play upstairs.
You see the Goga-Batazza thing last night, like he crossed some kind of line.
And Luca went from, I'm going to score 60 points tonight to,
I might murder you after the game.
If I see you and like they had teed him up, he got received.
It was like whatever Goga said,
Goga understood, I guess Luca was speaking Serbian.
understood it.
Bezellis apologizing after he inadvertently riled up,
Luca was one of the funniest moments of the season.
Yeah, don't rile them up.
So is that the best Chicago Bulls moment of the season?
The Bozellis apology.
He's that the most notable thing that happened to the Chicago Bulls this season.
I think it's this.
I was going to read you this later,
this email from Matt from Charlottesville, Virginia.
Obama did a video with Anthony Edwards to promote the presidential library in Chicago
because there's no one on the Bulls
who could make a promotional video work.
Is this the lowest that's ever gotten for the Bulls?
It's a great point.
Obama, they were like, you could have any bowl
and Obama's like, what about Anthony Edwards?
He's on Minnesota.
Can I use him instead?
The Presidential Library is in Chicago.
That's got to be the low point,
other than them not paying the luxury tax
for the 90th straight year.
I'm glad we shoehorned the Bulls of this.
Sorry, you were going somewhere else.
Well, oh, I was going a playoff
matchups. Yes, Lakers.
So, I mean, it could be Minnesota,
could be Minnesota and Denver at the same record.
The Lakers are going to be the third seat now
unless something crazy happens.
They have basically a two and a half game lead over everybody
with 12 games left playing really well.
They have some home games coming up.
So they're going to be the three seed.
They're going to play either Minnesota, Houston, or Denver.
I would say Denver would be the team
they wouldn't want to play,
except do you want to do the
what's wrong with Denver now or you want to
want to shelve it for later?
Like what's just your quick 30 seconds on
what's the odor?
I just don't like the scent in the car.
Did you leave a tuna fish sandwich back here?
What is that?
Today was an interesting step for them.
I don't know if you saw that game today.
I did.
Peyton Watson came back and looked good.
Cam Johnson is,
this was the kind of,
game that we thought Cam Johnson would have once a week for the Nuggets where he just makes five
threes and two quarters and they're like, all right, this is why runs a couple of DHOs with Joker.
The defense in the first half was abysmal and Portland was, the Denver had 75 points and was barely
winning at halftime.
To a team that isn't exactly the 2017 Warriors on office.
Yeah, the gang that can't sue straight.
And there was just the same kind of miscommunications that have been plaguing the nuggets for two, three months.
now, point of attack defense, not good enough.
And then when they like have enough of their good defensive players on the court,
like two of Brown, Gordon and Watson and the offense that they can muster,
today, today kind of was not quite a warning shot.
I mean, they ended up blowing out the Blazers by 16, something like that,
holding them to a good number in the second half.
Yeah.
It was a reminder, I think, like this team is still kind of here and they've got a little bit
of time to figure some things out.
you know, they're not playing Valenciunis.
They're playing small ball when Yokic is on the bench.
Murray's playing every minute again when Yokic is on the bench.
Like stuff is starting to happen.
And yes, if I were the Lakers, I would not want to play Denver in the first.
So I would pick Denver to win that series.
I don't care what the seeds are.
Would you?
I'd want to see where Denver was in 12 games, but it would be hard for me not to pick
Joker over the Lakers.
But if it's the Denver team, we just watched for the last three months,
that just doesn't play defense and falls a play.
part in crunch time every game. I have some mild coaching questions with them after watching
Adam and for a year. And it's nothing beyond this. I don't know how you, you blow this many
games in the last couple of minutes and in these overtimes. And it just has gotten the point where
I feel like they might lose anytime they're in this situation. I should feel the opposite because
they have yokeage on their team. And I was thinking about it because I probably watch them the most
other than the Celtics. I think they've gotten really predictable with their offense.
and how it slows down and how Yoko-centric it is.
I never felt like it was always that way.
Now it now it's just like they spread them out.
They try to do something with Murray and they don't really get anyone else going.
Everybody just kind of stands there and watches.
And I know it was like that to some degree the last couple years.
But now I just don't think Joker wants to play that way.
I don't think he wants to score 30 to 35 a game.
Like I think he wants to be inclusive and set anyone else up.
And I feel like they've lost their way a little bit at the end of the
in these games. It's just Joker, Joker, Joker every time.
It's hard when he's so good and he can get a good shot anytime he wants.
I get it. Today was 10 of 18. It only took 18 shots, 22 points.
It's actually one of the more interesting stats that I've been tracking the whole season
is that his post touches are down to like their lowest level since he was a rookie or something.
It's not anything dramatic, but the last time I checked to was like 10 postups per 100 possessions,
which had been 13, 14, 15 in his prime years.
Because it's more at the top of the cave now for him?
Could be that.
It could be just Murray.
Murray has had, I mean, I, you know, I did another glance at all NBA last week.
He's in there for me now.
I think he's got to be in there.
He's just had a sensational season.
And maybe it's just more him and like the guys have been in and out of the lineup he has a comfort zone with.
Gordon coming back, it's just such a breath of fresh air for them.
Like he's just, Yokic knows where he is all the time.
He knows where to be all the time.
And so, yeah, you're right that we.
We kind of got to see it for the next couple weeks as they get healthy and reintegrate all this stuff.
I just, I would not want to play them if I were the Lakers.
And we're catching.
We're having this discussion at a low point for the Nuggets, even though they won today and a high point for the Lakers.
And I think we just need to sort of step back a little bit and remember who we thought these teams were is still a little bit at least of who they are.
Can I root for this?
I don't want them to play in round one.
I think for per basketball and for content,
more fun if like it's Lakers, Minnesota,
and Denver Houston, something like that in round one.
And then we have both,
basically both teams can advance and we have the chance to get like OKC versus
Denver, San Antonio Lakers.
That would be my dream final four.
If you're the Lakers,
you probably want Houston of all the options, right?
The way Houston's offense has kind of been sputtering
and they just blitzed them in two games.
I don't know what to make of Minnesota.
Because, like, you watch them today, Randall sucked, and they...
I'm throwing up my hands.
I don't know.
I don't know anymore.
Every time it's the Castanza.
The Castanza, you're spotting dimes on the floor.
You're eating onions.
What's going out with you?
They're that team this year.
I don't know what to expect from them.
Even Chris Finch on the sidelines, just I don't think he...
He called those two timeouts when the wolves were winning by like eight or ten points in the fourth quarter.
Yeah.
Like one bad possession and he was just like, stop it.
We're stopping it now.
One Randall turnover up 12.
That's it.
Time out.
Another time out.
I'm not letting this go on anymore.
I don't think he knows.
But they did beat,
they did whoop the Lakers last year in the playoffs.
And LeBron is still 41.
Like, who knows how much his body can take?
I don't know.
It looks that freshness is looking a while.
I don't know if there was an Italy trip.
Let's walk through how do the Wakers actually get to the finals as a thought exercise?
I think step number one.
in the three six not having Denver there.
I think Houston or Minnesota has to be the six seed
because I think they could beat either one of those teams.
And I would pick them to win either of those series, would you?
I'm not ready to pick them over Minnesota yet.
I want to see,
Minnesota's another team I want to watch for the next two weeks to see
when Ant comes back,
what condition is he in,
and can they get their shit together?
If Ant's 100%,
if Ants 100%,
we did see this movie last year,
a version of it,
and it did not go well for the Lakers.
Now, they're better and more cohesive right now,
but I would not, I would,
if Minnesota's healthy, I'd probably pick Minnesota.
Interesting.
I need more time.
Well, I, so let's say Houston, right?
L.A. Houston round one.
Minnesota plays Denver.
Oh.
And somehow Minnesota beats Denver.
I'm just trying to think of like the perfect L.A. situation.
San Antonio Phoenix.
I don't think San Antonio would lose to Phoenix.
I do want to mention, and I know you've seen this too,
Phoenix plays San Antonio really well.
They junk it up with them.
They do weird shit.
They're really physical with Wemby.
Booker is whatever, for whatever,
isn't comfortable against the spurs.
And I do think that wouldn't be like a layup of a series
as well as San Antonio's playing.
And then Lakers, San Antonio, would just have to be a classic.
You guys were probably better, but you weren't ready yet.
we just had too much experience for you series.
Even Aiton has experience.
Aitin was in the finals.
You know, Luca, Luca's been in the finals.
LeBron's been in nine finals, eight finals?
I don't remember.
A lot of finals.
And it's just your, oh, we thought San Antonio was going to win,
but this is a great learning experience for them.
And then they would just have to hope somebody took out O.K.
Because I don't think there's a chance in hell that the Lakers would ever be to OKC.
That's the one I'm just not accepting.
Well, the big development of the week in the NBA,
is going to be Jalen Williams coming back tomorrow.
Because I think from what I've heard
that they've really slow played this to the max
because once the prospect of a historic season went away for them,
Oklahoma City just pivoted to all we care about his way in the championship.
And he was starting, you know,
early on it was the wrist and he wasn't shooting well
and he didn't look like himself.
Then that started to sort itself out.
Then hamstring number one happened.
Comes back has two good games.
the hamstring number two, the same hamstring, but again, happens.
If he looks like Jalen Williams, I just, it's hard to see anybody beating them in a best
of seven series. Lakers spurs would be a lot of fun. It's the series where you look at the teams
on paper going into the series and you're like, this is a wipeout. Like there's just no,
it's really hard to make a case that the Lakers would win the series. But they have Luka
and all of those series, like Lakers going to San Antonio and win game,
one, Luca has 48 points and makes a three with a minute left to put them away.
The whole thing feels different at that point.
I would definitely pick the spurs.
I assume you would too.
I would, I just trust their depth and their athleticism.
There is a scenario for them to beat the spurs.
So think about it.
You have to go four and three in a series.
Two crazy Luca games.
There's two wins.
The one game where they have like the 50 to 15 free throw advantage and everyone on St.
Antonio fouls out and then conspiracy bill has to make an appearance the next morning.
that game's probably built in.
And we somehow get it back to San Antonio for game seven.
Young team at home.
Biggest game, a lot of them, probably all of them have ever played in.
And the old veteran team.
And we've just seen versions of that game get weird.
And I think the Lakers just need to get, they would have to get to that game.
A game seven in San Antonio, let's put the young team to the fire and see how they feel.
And that would be the scenario.
I don't think they could beat them in six.
San Antonio is too good.
The one stat that I would track for the Lakers is turnover rate because that's been part of the secret sauce of Lucas teams is he is not, he's a very low turnover player.
His teams do not turn it over a lot because of how Lucasentric the offense is.
And for a lot of this season, they've kind of lost that plank of their offense and they're starting to get it back.
When they just, it's almost Boston-y, when they take care of the ball and just get a shot or a free throw in every possession, when you have that guy orchestrating it all, it's tough to deal with.
to stop. When they start to lose the turnovers a little bit,
they become more beatable. But yeah,
look, they're scary. Luke is scary.
Seven guys, maybe six and a half.
What's weird is they probably could have
added at least one more guy at the trade deadline
and just basically punted on it.
Like they could have done a future first or even some seconds.
Somebody like Gafford,
they could have turned Vanderbilt and then somebody else,
but they kind of, Kinnard was the only thing they did.
Who's been, by the way, amazing for them,
including the game winner last night.
But it looks like seven guys.
I don't know what we're going to get from Rui with, he already seems like he's
banged up.
I was actually going to ask you about the Lakers' death because I think the Spurs are not
a super deep team, but everyone that plays is really good and really athletic and pretty
young.
And the Lakers, it's Rui, Loravia, Kinnard, Hayes is basically the bench.
That's literally the bench.
And I don't.
Brony.
Well, and like Vanderbilt will get tossed in there for two weeks.
and then JJ will get tired of his inability to shoot and he'll be gone.
I just, it's a bench of guys that have lost coaches trust in the playoffs like multiple times.
And that, except for La Ravia who has very little playoff experience.
And that makes me a little bit nervous.
The funny thing about Aiton, who I'm still, I've still given up on it.
I'm not changing my stance.
But at least he's been in big games and teams have had success with him in April and May.
Right. It's not like you're throwing somebody out there who's never been successful ever as a professional basketball player.
Like, he did win playoff series. He was on really good teams. And it is lurking in there, which is the frustrating, tantalizing thing about him.
And whatever version we're getting of him lately is a little closer to that 21 version.
Well, and he weird. I'll defend that 21 version.
He weirdly plays Yokic like pretty well.
He does. He's pretty comfortable.
Yokic like did the jersey swap with him was like trying, like, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're,
You and me, man, like we're peers.
And Aiden was like, oh, okay.
I was like, well, thank you.
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I say it on my podcast on Tuesday that Wembe and I've seen all the players was the best
I saw in person this year.
You, the Spock of my life, Zach Lowe,
didn't totally blink when I said it
because it feels like you've been circling the same turf.
So they're 25 and 5 in their last 30,
first in net.
It's a 30 game sample says.
They're 21 and 1 in Wemby's last 22 games.
Seems relevant.
They're 43 and 13 when he plays.
And you type, tell the audience what you texted me this week
about Wembe, about what we should do.
Just, this is his third year and, you know, there's a reasonable conversation to be had already.
Is he the best player in the NBA?
I'm a little shaken by saying it out loud.
And so I started to think, like, who are the youngest or who was soonest, earliest into their
careers to be considered possibly the best player in the NBA?
and he'd be just about one of the young,
I mean, I went through, like,
when did LeBron first finish top three in MVP?
When did, I mean, Kareem walks into the league already at 22
because he played in college and all that.
Yeah, four years.
MVP immediately.
Duncan was first team all NBA, his first season.
I think he finished third in MVP voting.
You know, Shaq was top three MVP by his third season.
So it's like not,
Jordan was top three MVP by his third season.
So it's not unprecedented, but something about this,
I don't know if it's that he's so,
is he so young?
Is he still just 21?
He's 22.
20,
just turned 22.
Yeah.
It's so young.
And last season was like a half season for him because of the blood clot stuff.
But I think Shay,
I put Shay number one in Ringer 100.
I just,
the benefit that a doubt still goes to this super guard who's shooting 55% from the
floor and is a very good defensive player for his position.
But I do,
every time I watch the Spurs.
And it's every time he has a good jump shooting game.
Because when the jump shot is falling at like an average or above average rate,
you're just like, I don't know, I don't even know what we're supposed to do with this guy.
Because the defensive impact is, I just think, I don't know that any statistical system
can quantify what he's doing on every single possession defensively.
And it's not like we all joke about the shots that aren't taken.
The nope, the nopes, like, nope, I'm going to you turn.
right out of here. It even just goes beyond that. It's how teams set up their offense. It's what they even
set out to try to accomplish at the start of every possession. Everything is different when he's on
the floor. And I don't even know how to measure that because he's the most dominant defensive
player I've ever seen already. And I'm not that old, but I've seen Garnett and Olajuwon and Kauai and KG.
I mean, I already said KG, but like, you know, all the guys post like 70s. And I don't, I don't
remember anything like this.
The only one I could remember over the course of history, the way people talked about it,
was Russell, that there was just no way to quantify what he was doing.
And they didn't even keep track of blocks back then.
That was my thought when I was there for that Quipper game Monday.
It's so much easier to quantify an offensive impact and what Luca is doing right now.
We have all these different stats or what Shea is doing right now.
and our brain's kind of,
because the fantasy basketball has to expect of it,
we tend to overrate the offense
compared to the defense if both are historically unbelievable.
I just think you make the case,
just what he's doing alone on defense
is at least equal to what Shea and Luca and Jokker are doing on offense.
There's two sides of the court.
Everything he's doing on that end
has to be like, I would say,
a round as impactful,
but then you throw in what he's doing offensive.
where it's basically 24 a game now.
And I think that's the case.
And what you mentioned about the think agains or I would call them the rethinks.
There's no way to keep track of this statistically.
But you can see these guys in real time who've been playing basketball their whole life
who have been doing the same moves and the same rhythms of the same things over and over again
that in real time over the course of a second are like, oh shit, I can't do that.
And they just have to add lib audible.
and then the offense completely falls apart for three seconds as they kind of figure out a plan B.
And he just does this the entire game.
And we have defensive ratings, right?
You can do opposing field goal percentage.
You can do field goal percentage at the rim.
There's these stats that can kind of tell the story.
I don't know how you measure somebody changing their mind 30 times in a game, which is what he's doing now.
So the counter argument to what you said, because I remember making an argument not quite
like this when I voted Kauai MVP in 2017.
I leaned into the, there are two sides of the ball, and he's maybe not as impactful as hard
in his offensively, but he's averaging 26, 2070 game, whatever I was.
But he is the best defensive player in the league.
And I remember saying at the time, like, it's not 100% equal because a great offensive
player can have the ball every single possession on offense and control the whole game.
and a great defensive player can be just out of the play randomly a third of the time or actively
avoided a third of the time.
And I think Wembe is the exception to this.
I just think there's no playing him out of the play.
There is no avoiding him.
He is impactful defensively, no matter where he is.
And the rethinks, you can see that.
Like, I don't know how, like, you can see it.
I don't know how you quantify it, but you can see it.
I just think it goes even beyond that.
I think the entire thought process of every offensive possession, starting when you
inbound the basketball are going to defense a rebound is just different when he's on the
floor.
And when he's off the floor, there's a freedom, a certainty, a confidence that like our entire
playbook is now open, whereas that's not the case with Wembe.
And I just think he's the exception to the, well, defense can't be half the game on an
individual level because a defender can't impact it the same way, like a ball dominant
offensive player. I think he's massively impactful every single second on defense,
no matter where he is, no matter where you try to hide his guy, no matter what you do,
he's there and he's in your head. Yeah, you can't compare it to a Kauai because Kauai is basically
guarding one guy or switching. This is like, this is a two and a half hour impact, even though if
he's playing 32, 33 minutes a game. There's a few different things. Like Garland was testing him
the game I went to on Monday night. And there was a couple of times where he went to,
He drove into the painting, he had like his little 10-foot kind of moonball jump shot he shoots.
But because of Wembe, you have to really moonball it, right?
So it's not a moonball.
Now I'm basically like, I'm in a carnival trying to make it in one of those rims that's shorter than the basket.
All right.
So if he misses that, Wemby didn't block it.
But Garland missed a shot because Wemby's 7, 6 and had his hand up.
We don't really, I don't know how we keep track of that.
The three-point shooting, he affects.
I don't know, seven, eight a game, it seems like, where he's just kind of out with his hands up and
you can see the guy. And then everything around the rim. Guys just don't want to be embarrassed
by him because they know if you challenge him. So you were talking about the historical stuff.
And I think it's really hard. I basically looked at two different things, 22 and under seasons.
So the best seasons by guys, 22 years old or younger than that. And then I looked at year two players
because I thought that was the best parallel. Because like just like, just like,
like it could go back in history with guys coming out of college.
You know, like Kareem was in college four years.
Duncan was in college four years.
It's not fair to say like, all right, I looked at rookie seasons with Wembe's year three.
I think it's too hard.
But year two is like, all right, my feet, I got my feet wet.
Now I'm ready to kind of dominate, which is where Wembe is in.
But the 22 and under seasons, Duncan's the best one.
Duncan, the 99 in the strike season, which you mentioned, finals MVP.
they win the title.
And I think at the end of the season,
he's the best player in the league.
I think that's the consensus is
he was the best start to finish player
that we watched in 1999.
Now, he finished third in MVP,
and I went back and I really deep dove that,
and it's not a great outcome.
Carl Malone wins it.
I think Duncan's team had a better record.
Duncan's stats are the same.
I think Duncan was a better defensive player at that point,
but they just,
they gave it to the old guy and that,
you know,
We didn't have the same stats we had back then.
So regardless, he's won.
Magic won finals MVP at age 20,
and then he won a title and was second Omba and 82.
Kobe won two in a row title, second Omba at 21 and 22.
And Shaq 95 finals, second place MVP.
That's his third season, I think, right?
Is that a second season or third season?
That's his third season, but he was 22.
So good parallel at a Wembe.
And then there's some others.
Like you mentioned LeBron a couple times.
Derek Rose won the MVP when he was 22, so did Wes Unseld.
But what's at stake for Wembe here is, has a chance to win the MVP.
I don't think he will, but he'll finish top two and has a chance to win the title,
which is rarefright air.
And then you talk about the best year two players.
So I know this is a goofy one, but only three year two guys won the title that were first team all NBA,
which was 99 duck and 81 Bird and 71 Karim.
And I'm only mentioned that because I think that's the territory he's in.
And it feels weird to have all these names from the first 80 years of the league and be like,
holy shit, those are the best names we have.
But I do think that's what we're watching.
And that's why I wanted to talk about it because, you know, 71, Kareem was the MVP.
He was the finals MVP.
That Milwaukee team was incredible.
But he had also had four years of college.
You know, he's older.
He was a more established identity.
of the Wembe is this Wembe thing we were hoping would happen. And it's kind of happening in real
time. And it's happening over the last three months, I feel like for real. And you could just
feel it with that team where they're like, we have the best guy. But then you look at OKC and they're
like, we have the best guy. And the Lakers feel that way. And Denver feels that way to see to your
earlier point, we have four teams right now with a chance to at least be in the finals that all feel
like they have the best guy. And I think they'll have a case. There's no question that it is
happening, that the names that you're comparing him to are apt. We all are smart enough to understand
that all of those comparisons are contingent to longevity and titles. And we all get that.
But that's what we're watching. Right. That's the parallel track that he's on with those same players
at those same ages and this level that he's reaching, where you can plausibly say he has a true
shooting percentage of 62%, Yokic is 68, Shea is 67, and he might still be the best player
in the league because the defensive impact is that start. The other reason we know that it's
happening is that the spurs are 53 and 18. Like this is a real fucking team. It's not like, oh yeah,
the spurs there. It's going to be them or Phoenix for the sixth seed. What a great story.
They're 53 and 18. With Wembe on the floor, 120 points per 100 possessions. And he's
Here's the kicker.
103.5 allowed.
Wow.
The number one defense,
103.5.
The number one defense in the NBA is Oklahoma City at 106.
And they're almost three points ahead of number two,
which is Detroit at 109.
Wembe is at 103.5,
or the Spurs with Wembe at our 103.5.
And it's just like, yeah, I mean,
if you argue right now,
I'm ready to stamp it,
he's the best player in the league.
I would still, I think Shea has the throne right now and Yokic is right next to the throne or one or the other.
But it's a three to four person race right now.
Yeah, I guess we could have different adjectives.
I think Shea has the right to still be the best part in the league since he's the reigning finals MVP and he's going to win the MVP again.
They're going to win.
I think maybe you could say Wembe is the most impactful that he, he is.
I think we're just playing with language.
Like someone's got to be the best, right?
that's why when I said Wembe was the best player I saw in person this year.
I was like, I kind of can't believe that's coming out of my mouth, but I just kind of know what I saw.
But, you know, there's still a level to this in the playoffs.
So you could say he's been, maybe he's the best regular season player everyone to put it.
But Shay has done it in the playoffs.
So is Joker.
Luca has done it at least until the finals in 24.
And Wembe has not been in that situation before.
The only, so here, so you would have him second MVP right now.
I voted for him first and Ringer 100 in our last poll.
How'd it feel?
When you typed it in, how did it feel?
I texted it to Varyer and I was like, I have a doozy coming and I'm not doing it for content or just because it's a bit.
I really think I feel this way.
And he just said he respected it.
I don't know if he thought I was crazier or if I'd been drinking.
But honestly, you could have flipped them either way.
What was interesting was Joker had been at the top for a couple years, I think, since maybe
2003 and he got nudged down.
And you could even argue like what Luca's been doing,
he's kind of risen to Joker's equal lately.
So even that's kind of a thing.
Lately is the key.
You can't wipe away the period that you described as a rut
from earlier in the season when his numbers were still outrageous,
but something, you could see it.
Something with the team and the way he was playing
was a little bit off.
You can't wipe that away.
This is going to be one of those years where, like that 2017 MVP race,
like some of the 1990, when you mentioned earlier,
you know, some years four and five on the ballot,
you're like, I don't know, maybe Jill and Brunson, sure, throw Jill and Brunson,
whatever.
And then some years are like, I have to play.
Asia.
Yeah, like that.
And then other years, like, 2017 and 1990, you're like,
I have to write this guy's name in the fourth spot.
Like, this is obscene.
I have to write LeBron James number four, or it's like that,
Can we just not even do this?
I feel ashamed of myself for doing this,
but someone has to be fourth.
I looked up the 91 Bulls
because that would be,
if you think the Spurs can actually lay it down
and actually win the title this year,
the 91 Bulls would probably be the comparison.
Young team kind of took off
second half of the year.
So they started out 30 and 14
and they finished 31 and 7.
They won 61 games.
They finished first in net rating,
which I think is attainable for San Antonio the way it's going.
And in their version, they had MJ, who is the best player in the world, but we still had the magic.
And, you know, there were other people.
And it's like, sure, he's the best individual player, but is he the best player?
And we were doing all that stupid sports talk stuff.
And then he laid the smackdown.
So that would be the parallel.
I guess the bigger point to me is, is it like legitimately conceivable that the spursle
will win four rounds and Wembe will be the finals MVP holding up the trophy.
And I think it's conceivable and I wouldn't have said that two months ago.
Even when they were when they were going toe to toe with OKC in December, it's like, wow, we have a, we have a rivalry now.
I didn't think they could win four straight playoff rounds.
And now I think they could.
I said it on Christmas.
Goldsbury asked me point blank on my show.
What do you think the ceiling is for this team?
And I said, I think they can win the title.
I think they can win the title.
I don't the experience question is a thing.
It will manifest itself at some point.
some moment in some game.
I just, if you tell me the, if you articulate, like, why can't they win the title
other than experience, like, which is a real thing, but like, what is actually, what is
an external obstacle that can prevent them for winning the title?
I think the list is the thunder.
I think they can beat anybody.
No, that's not saying I'm going to pick them over Denver for sure, because I have that
much respect for the nuggets.
But, I mean, who can't they beat?
And the only team that you could like, that team's a pretty.
like a pretty big favorite is the thunder.
And they beat them four out of five times.
Asterix on a couple of them.
But the first three were like, ooh,
ooh, something uncomfortable is happening here.
I liked how the Celtics played them before Jalen got thrown out.
And I think that's the type of-
By the way, what ref made that decision?
That was awful.
It's old news, but it was awful.
I think that's the type of team, though,
with like big wings that can just keep attacking.
Because if you're going to ding the spurs on anything,
they're probably a little smaller than Wembe,
and maybe it's a team with size,
which is why OKC is such an interesting matchup for them.
But the fact that they played OKC so well,
I think really matters with this.
That's a team we saw actually affect OKC.
We haven't really seen anyone else do that,
and they're going to feel like that.
Seeing them in person on Monday,
the thing I notice is that they're still a pretty young team offensively.
They still have just lapsed into like threes
and they don't like kind of what Jayland does with the Celtics this year where it's like this
our offense is going a little sideways.
I'm just going to go to the basket.
I'm just going to get contact,
try to get to the line.
They don't really have a guy like that.
And it's just a lot of jump shots.
It might work for four rounds,
but that was the one.
It feels like they can be up 17 and they can hit a little cold stretch and you can actually
come back on them,
especially when Wembe's on the bench.
That would be my only big nitpick other than the other thing that's going to happen.
and we haven't talked about this,
I think teams are going to be brutal with Wembe.
And you've already seen it during this season.
Teams are going to be really,
really physical with them.
They're going to bang them.
They're going to try to hit him hard on dunks.
They're just going to try to really,
really wear him down because he's seven foot six.
I think he might be seven seven.
Let's keep going.
Let's just say eight feet.
I think he might.
I think he's a legit seven seven.
Eight two.
But he does fall a lot.
And I ask some people who know him
about this and they said he actually practices falling.
So I was right that he's, he's, he's kind of, it's almost like a gymnast.
Like he learns how to, he falls in sections, but somehow learns how to not get hurt.
But I just think teams, and I don't know, what do you think is the Western team that would
be like, we're fucking this guy up for two weeks?
Well, I mean, the thunder fuck everyone up.
I mean, they were, and they're extremely physical and they do it very well.
I mean, if the Rockets had Adams, and I think they would, I think they would still give it
run. Minnesota, Minnesota can be a nasty physical team.
I think Minnesota could do it. Yeah. And by the way, you're seeing it with Yokic too.
I mean, in the last two or three weeks, there's been a, not a sea change because teams dabbled in it,
but most teams are now guarding Yokic with a wing or a power forward and putting their center
somewhere else. And just having, like today, it was Tumani Kamara guarded Yokch for half the game.
And Toronto, Scotty Barnes, guarded Yokch. The whole game and Pertil was elsewhere. And just being like,
front him, hit him, get on, get in his waist and his legs, just beat the hell out of him,
try to stall for time. And it's just, that's been, it's been interesting. I mean, Denver's
familiar with that scheme, but it's been throwing at them more often in the last three weeks than
any period I can remember other than like a playoff series.
The Oklahoma City, the villains getting in a fight yesterday in Washington, pick it on a young
Washington team. Didn't see that one coming, but the Champany brothers are not to be trifled
with and whenever someone gets mushed in the face, it's on. Like, it's on. Did you see the kid in
the front row who was continuing to film? And his facial expression turned from like, well,
like joy. Like, oh my God. This is so cool to like, oh, to like, oh, horror. To horror. Like to
like these guys are big and strong and they're falling on me right now. It was a great,
great theater. It is funny because the Natser said that about the Champani, brother. They said
that about the one that's on
Washington. Justin. But I've heard
that said about both
of them and there's, this should almost
be like an all-MBA team
that we get to vote on. As you know,
I've always wanted more teams than
just all-MBA, all-Rookie, all-defense.
I think we should have the not to be
trifled with all-MBA
team and it would be like both Champany Brothers
would be on there. Did James Johnson
All-Stars? Yeah, yeah, James Johnson
All-Stars. Just like, oh, no, don't
do that to him because you could see it because
because the other J-dub, he's starting
and he gives him a couple shoves
and he gives him the third shove
and Champany's like,
dude, are we going to do this?
Like, you could just tell he had
a light in his eye ready to go.
I honestly thought tonight
somebody with Boston was going to lose it
with Bones Highland because he was having a lot of fun
at there.
You pointing at people,
pointing at Hugo.
Like, yeah, that's you.
You failed me.
I thought someone was going to deck him a little bit.
Yeah, Wizard Sunder,
I just didn't see the wizard summoning
the kind of spirit at this point of the season
to actually get into an altercation.
Well, I tweeted about it today.
We're in an absolute death match
where we have Washington Wizards
with 16 straight losses
and the Pacers with 16 straight losses
and a half win
a half win lead
15 wins for the Pacers,
16 for Washington.
And it's just a matter who blinks first.
The record is 28 for straight losses.
and neither team can get to 28.
They would have to end the season
on a 27 game losing streak.
But for Indiana...
They don't play each other.
They don't play each other.
For Indiana, the one is super important
because that basically guarantees
they get their pick, right?
Because the quippers get it
if it's 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9.
So if Indiana's won,
even if three teams pass them in the lottery,
they would still get four.
So I don't think they want to win again.
I mean, if you're won,
you still have a 48% chance of picking fifth.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Oh, wait, four teams can jump you?
Yeah.
Oh, well, there goes that.
Another classic Simmons moment.
You're most likely, according to Tankathon, I'm looking at it now, you're most likely.
I forgot that we had four.
I thought it was three.
Because Detroit has jumped, Detroit has fallen from one to five before.
In Utah, I believe Utah last year fell one to five.
Well, Utah ended up with Ace.
Ace is good.
Which, that was another topic.
Well, hold on.
We're talking about the Wizards.
We're talking about the Wizards.
Can I just, this is a very Simmonsy soapbox to get on,
but can I get on it for a second?
Sure.
I've watched a couple of Wizards.
You're going to push it toward you?
No, no.
I've watched a couple of Wizards games in the last 10 days
because they were playing teams that I wanted to see,
including the Pistons' first game without Cade,
or first game since the collapse long.
they've definitely entered the tanky stage
where like I'm now I don't like the way they're playing
and I'm worried that this is going to set back
the development of some of their players.
Every shot Alex Saar takes,
I'm like, I don't, like, why is he allowed to just dribble around
and take a 21 foot like just inside the three point arc
jumper, let alone that like these other centers
are just running him over on the way to the rim
to the tune of 83 points and 36 points.
Tray Johns,
Tray Johnson is fine.
Like, there are just a lot of possessions
where I'm like,
this is like,
this is not good for anybody.
It's not good.
We've passed the point where like,
oh,
they're going to spread their wings
and try new stuff.
Like,
this is just bad stuff that's happening.
I agree with you.
I also don't love their guys.
They have a lot of like assets that are fine,
but not like in Ringer 100.
I think Trey might have been,
may Tray and Sarr might have been the only two.
And I don't know if Trey made it.
because we haven't, I guess we announced the list on Monday.
But like, I like Utah's set of assets way more, right?
If you're just looking at, like, which teams roster would you have there?
Utah's like light years ahead of Minnesota for assets.
Washington.
I'm sorry, Washington.
And then Indiana is another one that I just, I like the way they're set up way more.
Brooklyn and Washington, I don't like the way they're set up.
I don't really like the players they have.
I don't think they're in good shape.
and even if they get one of those.
Like Darren Peterson, you didn't watch NCAA,
but Darren Peterson lost today.
Kansas had a terrible, terrible loss.
I saw the buzzer shut.
I really wish Bill Self was in the NBA
so you could do the Zach deep dive on him
because he's one of my least favorite college coaches,
but he somehow managed to give up a game losing layup.
Is UCLA still in the tournament?
You still he's playing right now.
Who's the coach, their coach,
who had his little...
I didn't like him.
I didn't like, based on one press conference where I was like, who are you, man?
Get off your high horse.
Well, he's about to get knocked out.
So you're not going to have to see him anymore.
But the point is, Peterson, whose high school tape was just better than his college, what I watched with college.
I don't know how 100% healthy he was.
He was good.
But the kid on Arkansas, he knew nothing.
And you just watched both of them.
And you were like, who should have a higher ceiling?
And literally you were just watching college just here and that's it.
You would think it was the kid from Arkansas, Aikov, that basically looks like he's going to be Kyrie.
The point is, I don't, the bandside, I think is going to go one and two, three, four, five, six.
I don't think there's any way to know who's going to be the best guy out of those things anyway.
So we might have done all this tanking and whoever gets the sixth fifth might end up with the best guy in the draft, which happens over and over again.
Are you shocked that, are you shocked every time your email box has a medical update from the Washington
Wizards, Trey Young medical update subject line, Anthony Davis medical update?
I'm like, I'm almost impressed.
I'm almost impressed with Anthony Davis.
Like, Trey played a couple of games.
Yeah.
I'm almost impressed with Anthony Davis that they bother sending the email.
But A, they remember they've acquired him.
And B, that they even bother like this performative like, yeah, we've done an update.
He'll be re-evaluated on the timetable.
BD.
Impingment is a big word this year.
Yeah, well.
Nobody knows what it means.
They're impinging on my viewing habits.
I have to watch their fucking basketball thing.
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All MBA right now, I think we have four locks.
It's a cluster.
SGA, Wembe, Luca, Yokage.
And then that fifth one is going to be, I don't know, is Cade going to get 65?
Probably not.
Is Kauai going to get to 65?
Probably not.
and Ants at 58 and I don't know how many more games he's going to miss.
It's starting to look like Jalen might actually be a first team Ombia guy.
I mean, not if not if this loss kicks up such a panic level among Celtics Nation as it was
earlier in this podcast.
Just a tiny, tiny concern about, about the offense.
How come Donovan Mitchell gets no respect?
What does the guy have to do?
He would be the other person.
Okay.
But what, but how would he get it over Jalen if Boston's a two seed and Cleveland's a four seed?
and they've had the same kind of injury luck in their teams.
I don't know.
They have the same stats.
Can I ask you a quick all-MBA?
I have a couple more off this.
Is Jalen Johnson, is second team in play for him now?
Second team, it's really just going to depend on the 65 game stuff that you mentioned,
because if, if Cade is out, there's a first team spot, I think, that's going to open.
Because I think I'm not sure you would have been the fifth first team guy on my battle.
He probably would have been, but I think he will be for the voting people.
Cade would have been for me.
So that's open.
And then you mentioned all these other guys who might not get to 65.
I might be out.
Maxi,
maybe,
aunt 50-50.
But even if it's just Cade,
one of the second team guys moves into first team.
So there's multiple second team spots that are open.
And like he's,
he's probably a third team.
Locke is too strong,
but he's been a strong third team all-NBA candidate for a while now.
They're 11 straight.
Against nobody.
I know.
Come on.
played a real team and they got smoked.
But my thing is, I'm not voting for you for all NBA if I have a lot of good candidates
and you don't have a winning record.
They're at least going to be a top six or seven seed.
So Kauai's out for you if they're below 500?
Because they are right now.
Well, but I think if Kauai comes back, they won't be below 500.
Right?
Well, he's been playing lately.
He's back.
No, but I'm saying if he plays the whole.
Oh, if he finishes with 65, the above 500.
If he finishes 65, they'll be over 500.
be my guess. Brunson's in there.
Murray, I think we both have. Booker's
an interesting one.
Because Booker just, if you're just going,
who are the best 15 players I saw this year? He's
probably one of them. But I don't know if he's going to
get the games. And then
that's really it.
I had a rising, falling segment
on my pod last week. Can I read you some of my risers and
fallers that are in this like third team universe.
Yeah. I think Brunson has
dropped a little bit, but I think
he's still safe as an all NBA player.
Cat rising a little bit last month.
Is Duran a lock now?
I have, I just think there should be two pistons if they get the one seat.
I feel good about it.
And I like having centers.
I like to keep the traditional life, if possible.
Chet feels like he's about the same level as a case, but he'll get a lot of support.
Maxi falling a little bit, but.
Yeah, might not make, might not make the limit anyway.
might not make the limit
and
the body of working strong
well I know who it is
Stefan Castle
that's your guy
so 17 7 and 5
are his stats right now
and he's shooting 32% from 3
yeah I want you to be I want
I'm just I want to lay out
because I want to hear it
I want to hear the case
if they get the one seed
I think there's a real case for it
for having two spurs
and having the guy who
is, I think, one of the best two-way players in the league.
And somebody that night after night sets the tone for them.
I think other teams hate playing him.
I think other guards and perimeter players do not like seeing him ever.
He's clutch.
He plays well with Wembe.
He's durable.
He's reliable.
He's gotten better as the year went along.
I just think he's a badass.
I think in a lot of ways he reminds me of the Dern case for Detroit.
There's a physicality and an intensity and an anger that he,
in a good way, an anger that he plays with,
that I think sets the tone for that team.
I think him and Kelden Johnson
are weirdly like the emotional fulcrums of that team.
How hard and just what a maniac castle is.
And then Kelden Johnson, the energy he has
and what a leader he is for them
when you combine it with all the other stuff.
So that would be the case.
And I really value the durability and reliability.
And I think he's, I've never seen him have like a game
where he looked lost or he looked like a second year guy.
No, God, no.
He just is locked in night after night after night.
You can see it when you're at the game.
You can just see how he handles warm-ups, like everything.
He's just like, he's got it.
So that would be the case.
I wish the stats were, I wish he was at 20 points a game because then it's like a layup.
17's a little low.
Yes, statistically, if you're going to comp in with Duren, I mean, Duren has the big man
advantage where he's, his field goal percentage is going to be better.
He's going to gobble up rebounds, which is going to juice all the advanced numbers.
I get all that.
but there's it's not there's almost no comparison just statistically between the two.
And the other thing is that his turnovers can get pretty high.
He's averaging three a game, which is not bad, but he has some bad turnover games.
So look, I mean, Steph Castle was the only player, CR and I had in common on our Markasol All-Stars.
Like I could not love watching the guy play basketball anymore.
I could not be any higher on him.
And yeah, I mean, if you're the Spurs, what level of playoff disaster would it take?
for you at this point to consider,
to even consider trading one of Harper and Castle for Janus.
I mean, these guys are so good that if I'm the Spurs,
I'm not touching any of this stuff going forward.
No matter what happens in the playoffs.
Hanging up.
I mean, Harper has been unbelievable thrust into the starting world
the last couple of games.
It's like scary how good he looks.
You can't mess with having those three guys
just as your foundation, you're good.
Not messing with it.
I can't, if we made a list of like how, first of all, they fit perfectly with the wimby thing
combined with Fox just looking into him and adding him to this in the prime of his career,
right?
And I think he's actually a really good fit for what they have and what they need and there's
some crunch time stuff with him that I like, but I just, I wouldn't touch it.
I have a question after question.
What am I giving up for Janus at this point?
how many
minor to semi-minor
leg injuries can a guy have
and be in their
early 30s
with a lot of miles
and games in them
where I start to get worried
somebody's trying to sell me a car
that they rolled back
the odometer on.
I'm just asking.
It's a fair question.
He can't play three straight weeks
without getting hurt.
At some point,
should I be concerned about this?
Yeah, we're not,
Yeah, absolutely.
The age, the jump shot, the injuries,
not only now, but in like three of the last five
playoff years are concerned.
I thought it was four.
Maybe it's four the last five.
I don't know.
I mean, I can't remember outside of my head, but it's,
I mean, they will get a mother load for him because there will be a,
mother load is strong.
They will get, they will get a mother load for him.
I'll stick with it.
Because there will be a team.
I don't think they will.
So like, well, it depends what your definition is.
Like, I think the heat would trade, like, everything we thought they would trade at the trade deadline.
I don't see any of that being.
But why is this a good idea?
I'm just playing devil's advocate.
Like, if we're in the front office and we're talking about this, like, we have a chance to get Janus.
Like, cool.
He was, he's a top five NBA player.
Is he?
He doesn't play.
Well, what, okay.
But you're talking about him like he's Embed.
He's not, this is not like that.
He's closer to Embed than you.
Yokage, he doesn't play.
He gets hurt all the time.
He's hurt all the time.
I would be really scared about this.
If I was, if I was, so you're telling me if I'm Miami,
I have to trade all of my assets and I have to sign you to a $280 million extension
for four years.
I've always been,
and I don't know if you can play.
I've always been the conservative guy about trading everything for stars.
Like, I didn't love the Phoenix trade for Durant.
Whenever one was yelling at me like, oh, it's Kevin Durant.
You got to do it.
It's Kevin Durant.
Why are you overthinking this?
I'm like, I don't know, he's 35 and I'm worried that he's going to get hurt and he has been hurt.
But, you know, I mean, Janice still has played 60, 70, he's played like 63 or more games in every season before this one.
And then a lot of 70s and 80s earlier in his career.
Like, he's been, now the timing of the injuries.
He's gotten hurt in two playoffs.
Has been bad.
Is that bad luck?
Is that durability, like just body breaking down at the wrong time of year?
I just, so, but how about this?
I'm going to throw this at you too.
So no one to trade for him?
It's a stay away for you?
Not saying that.
Okay.
But like Dwight Howard in 2012.
And I remember, I don't know if you're working at Grantland at that point.
And he was going to be a free agent in 2013.
And we were wondering, like, did this already peak?
Like his physically, like he's having back issues now.
He's played a lot of minutes, a lot of miles.
What am I trading for exactly?
Shack in the mid-2000s, I think, is another one.
You get these big guys when they've been in the league like 12, 13 years,
and they played 800, 900 games,
and they've been in a bunch of playoff games.
And Davis is another example recently, right?
Davis, 2012 draft,
and now he's gone off a cliff, his body is breaking down.
I would just be, if I'm Miami, trading everything I have,
and then having to sign up for four more years
and not being 100% sure if I'm getting the Janus from 2022, much less 21,
I'd be really nervous about it.
I don't think I would do it.
I would do it if I was Golden State.
And I'm like, look, we're riding step into the ground.
And this is our last chance.
But I don't know if I would do it if I was Miami.
So that's the thing.
If you're talking about what Milwaukee is going to get if this ever happens.
And at this point, it's definitely an if because, like, who the hell knows anymore?
like just throw
Golden State
they're going to get all the picks
from Golden State
they're going to get the four first round
Do I feel good about that if I'm a Warriors fan?
Do I think I have a chance to be Golden State
and San Antonio?
To be San Antonio.
Okay, see now?
You just made the case though.
You feel good about it because at least
Steph has...
Oh, I'm saying I understood what I understand
why they would do it.
If I'm a Warriors fan,
I don't know if I'd want them to do it.
I would actually think about Zagin the other way.
I know trading stuff is
I know.
I get it.
But you notice what he said at his dad's thing.
What he said?
I didn't see.
They were tired number 30 for his dad.
And somebody asked him like, you know, would, would you wear it if you came here and
and he kind of didn't poo poo the question?
It was interesting.
Yeah.
You know, it's not like Charlotte's not arrow pointing up.
Why wouldn't, should Charlotte trade for you honest and just go for everything next year?
why am I so nervous about his health?
Am I just in the minority?
Because he's injured.
He's injured.
He's played 36 games this year.
He's come back three times and gotten injured almost immediately.
But if you're Charlotte, you can't, I mean, you'd want to hang on to all three of your best young players.
And so because you have two of them on rookie deals and you can fit Janus, but what, you know, so what am I getting if I'm Milwaukee?
All the picks, sure.
What else?
We should have done this three minutes earlier.
this is another edition of what would Sam Presti do
from Charlotte's favorite game show
yeah Sam Presti's running Charlotte
and he has a chance to trade
three unprotected first
plus that Dallas pick they have
that's like top two protected
and they have one other good one right
like Miami's pick or something
yeah they have a couple good ones
and patchy and put Miles Bridges in it
because he would fit right in with that goofy
Milwaukee team and maybe like
I don't know the Grant Williams expiring
and just go for it.
I think St. Presti would not do that.
I think he would see like, I love our foundation.
Let's build from this.
We can add there's a Hartenstein, Caruso type of move we can make.
Let's keep doubling down.
Let's add role players around our foundation.
I don't think he would do it.
I thought it was telling that Houston and San Antonio wanted no part of a Yonis trade in February.
Well, and there's your other plot twist team.
Houston is the desperation team.
Well, their season has gone awry a little bit.
I mean, every time you think it's gone awry, they go to Atlanta, or the Atlanta comes
in, I think it blows out.
They blow out the Hawks wherever the game was.
And they win some games where like, okay, like Durant's amazing.
They're forceful.
I'm at Thompson tips in a game winning shot here and there, whatever it is.
And so they haven't fallen that far in the standings, but now they're starting Reed
Shepherd, which is something you and I have been talking about for a long time, feels like
that could give some oxygen to their offense.
but it does feel like it's,
it's been rickety.
It's been a,
I think I looked it up last week,
in their last,
like, I want to say 40 games,
they have the number 22 offense in the NBA.
Like,
so it's just not working at the level
that it needs to work for them
to actually compete.
The fact that Tari Isan just wasn't good this year,
I think combined with,
the fact that he,
teams just leave him open,
he can't make a shot.
And then you have Thompson can't shoot.
So now I'm,
now I'm playing three on five,
basically,
with outside shooter.
that's why Reid has to play.
There's a lot of E-May questions percolating.
I would say he's, if we did the, what do we have?
What did you call the team we had for the James Johnson All-Stars?
James Johnson All-Stars.
If we had the hot seat coach All-Stars for the 25-26 season,
I think E-May would definitely probably have the most votes.
Ooh.
Because the clogged toilet offense, which the Celtic fans remember from the 22 season,
it's definitely in full swing.
So basically it's
honest desperation
would be the honest trade I think
because I don't think these teams like Charlotte
O KC, San Antonio Houston
I don't think Houston may be the only one
like would you do Shangoon and some of your picks
for Janus? Of course.
Minnesota was trying to line up everything to
make a real run at them at the trade deadline
which was a strange one. I mean not that strange
because it's honest but like but they were trying
to line up all the
all the deals that they would have to make to get
the picks that the bucks would want.
That was interesting to me.
Notable considering that
we don't know what to make of
the wolves right now.
Also notable that it sent their team
into like an up and down
you couldn't figure them out night to night.
I'm sure the fact that half the team was involved
in all those trade rumors probably wasn't helping them.
There's also a Brooklyn like
what do we even have here
but we have a lot of stuff
and fuck it?
Yeah and just like we'll get another guy at some
point or we'll try and get another guy at the same time.
And maybe it's not a guy at the level that Janus would dream up, but it's like a really
good player and we'll make it work and whatever.
I don't, I mean, who the hell knows?
Anything could happen.
The one team I wouldn't rule out for Janus, which we did not mention, the Utah Jess.
Because I think they are at the fucket stage of all of this.
Like they just basically rolled over for the last couple of years.
Was it the Jared?
Have you forgotten that Jaron Jackson?
Have you forgotten that Jaron Jackson Jr. is on their team?
I get it.
And they have Markinen and they have Ace Bailey.
But my assumption would be maybe he's part of the trade or maybe Markinant's part of the trade.
One of those two guys with a lot of their picks.
And they just try to talk Janus and the Salt Lake basically.
Yeah, I mean, that's one.
You've got to talk him and do it before you make the trade, obviously.
But what did you think of Ramona's piece where she got Wes Eden's on the record saying
what we all knew already to be true,
but it was interesting that he said it.
Like, he's either going to sign an extension
or we're going to trade him.
Like, we're not playing out the year with this.
I thought it was notable that he said it,
even though we've all been saying, like,
the extension is,
if he doesn't sign the extension,
it's the same thing as demanding a trade.
But the bucks have essentially gone on record now
and said, we don't have the wherewithal to play it out
like the Thunder did with Durant
or the Cavs did with LeBron the first time in Cleveland.
We're not doing this.
that. So if he doesn't sign it, we're trading him for sure.
Like, they said that. So it's out there now.
I do feel like the soap opera of the whole season and the way Janus kind of handled it,
um, started to wear everybody down by the end was my, my guess.
It's like you, you, you say you don't want to get traded, but then another thing comes out.
And, but you also basically saying, you know, it's like a relationship where you're like,
I'm not breaking up with you, but if you want to break up with me, tell me.
and that's kind of what's been going on for nine months.
I don't think it's been great.
And the Knicks would be the other team.
A terrible Nix exit
combined with Yannis being the panic move this summer.
I remain strangely optimistic about the Nix.
I can't, like, I don't even understand.
I mean, they're on paper dossier is rock solid,
yet they've won six games in a row.
when it feels bad, it feels real bad.
But I remain on why can't the Knicks make the finals?
Like I'm in, I'm still in.
I don't want to see them as a Celtic fan.
It's funny that it worked out the best for Cleveland,
who's just going to settle in a fourth place.
They're going to get to play Toronto in round one,
which is a team I think everybody would want to play.
And then they have Detroit in round two,
a team that they know they can beat.
And that would be their path.
and let the Celtics and NICS just beat the hell out of each other.
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The winners of 2026.
Oh, yeah.
And I had a couple things for this.
And by winners, it's not like,
Wemby's a winner.
It's not like the usual NBA ones.
The reason I thought of this
was, you know,
obviously I've been watching a lot of Charlotte.
I talked to the bandwagon people, by the way,
you're still not allowed on.
Been watching them all year.
I hope they drive their bandwagon more safely than the Mello drives his freaking tank.
So now you're going to have Hornets Reddit, Matt at you.
But I think Lamello is a real winner this season.
He's on my list.
I wrote down when you gave me this assignment two hours before the podcast.
I wrote down some names.
Lamello Ball in bold on my list.
He's a winner.
Oh, it turns out he's good.
Yeah, he's been good the whole time.
So he was the reason I thought of this idea.
I love that he has
So his stats, if you look at them
He's actually had seasons with better stats
This is a classic
I test you have to watch it
I love the way he's playing
And I said this last week
And I'm going to say it again
Like there's real thoughtfulness
In how he's playing the point guard position now
And how he's not as risky
And kind of reckless as he was
He doesn't seem like he's in like
An one tournament anymore
And there's a where
with what he's doing now and how he understands.
They have these two incredible wings.
Miller and Knapple together.
I mean, Knappel has a chance to get 300 made threes, which would be nuts.
Miller, when you watch him, it's like, this is like the best version of Paul George, right,
that we had in the 2010s, basically, night after night.
And Lamella is really good at using them at using Diabate and just he just knows how to drive the car.
And I didn't think he had it in him.
Oh, does he?
Well, he doesn't know how to drive his.
car. He knows how to drive the
Ornard's car. I didn't think he
had it in him. It's after six years
to me, the point car position. If you
haven't shown me it, I don't
I'm not going to believe in it. See, and I feel
the same, but
also almost the opposite in that
I think everybody
got so disgusted
with the five or six
crazy things he would do every game
that they
unjustifiably
dismissed all the statistical indicators.
that he was actually good and actually it was like driving Charlotte's offense at a high level when he was on the floor.
Because his plays of insanity were so disgusting to basketball purists and not like they were right.
I think that they just were fed up with him as a player.
And I was like they were in the play in tournament.
Those are things that happened.
They had like 500-ish seasons with Lamello and not good teams.
He's always been good.
but now he's found the right balance in his game
that other people that everyone is sort of agreeing,
okay, yeah, he's actually a helpful NBA player.
Really impressed.
Whereas I think he has been the whole time,
but yeah, he's on my winners list for exactly these reasons.
He's basically the last, like since the all-star break,
he's making four-threes a game.
He's played.
He's played 61 games.
That's big.
And he's basically 27 every night,
and I don't think he really cares how many points he scores,
which is the other thing I like.
I think he's just doing the plays that help them win.
And at the end of games, if he needs to beat somebody off the dribble, they're really good.
It's amazing that they're going to probably be a nine or a 10 seed because the East,
45 wins is going to be a 10 seed, it looks like.
They have a chance to maybe move up if a couple teams fall.
But I really hope they make the playoffs because I think they'd be an incredibly fun.
Hey, man, there are only two games out of six, like in the lost column.
Like there's a lot.
Miami has lost four in a row.
The Magic have lost four in a row.
Teams are starting to fall back into their range.
And even the Hawks who are six are only two games ahead of them.
Jamal Mosley's on my hot seat coach,
All-Star team, by the way.
I have a couple more winners.
You give me a winner.
What do you have?
Jamal Murray.
We're not that far removed from a lot of handwring over Jamal Murray's contract.
Like, oh, did they overdo this?
Was he really a max guy?
Sensational season stamped himself.
winner.
I agree.
I remember beginning of last year after he did that extension, it kicked in real fear that
the Yoko Jara had been completely blown that if this guy wasn't coming off the Olympics,
too, that this guy going to get his shit together?
It was ugly.
The Olympics was ugly.
My next winner, Brandon Ingram.
He's on my list too.
Scotty Barnes slash Brandon Ingram are co-winners on my list.
So, you know, you go back and you look at Brandon Ingram's stats, and they've been pretty steady this entire decade.
Like, he's been between 20 and 23 points a game. His field goal stuff's around the same.
But I think this was a combo of the team USA thing when he basically left the team, whatever happened, and that they were really sour on him and vice versa.
And then, you know, last year, didn't get the contract he wanted and nobody wanted to trade for him.
And at some point, you get the stink on you. Like, what?
Golden State was the one team that should have traded for him,
but they had coached him in Team USA and wanted no part of them.
And nobody else really wanted him.
And we end up with this thing where he gets traded Toronto.
Rich talks them into somehow signing him to a pretty sizable extension with no other bidders.
And all of it seemed insane.
You watch the games.
He's one of the more reliable end of games, throw him the ball, get us a basket.
He's got that around the foul line move when he bounces off.
somebody to create space and has that little 15-footer.
It's kind of Durantish, honestly.
I've been really impressed.
Yeah, I mean, both of them, because there was a lot of Scotty Barnes skepticism, too,
that he deserved the no-brainer rookie max.
Both successful seasons complement each other, I think, in the ways that Toronto's front office
thought they would in that Scotty Barnes is not the kind of end-of-game score
that you are describing, and so we need to get someone who is.
and yet, like, I had Jack Armstrong on my show a couple weeks ago.
Yeah, that was good.
Like, where is all this actually leading?
Like, neither one of them is quite as good as you need that player in that role to be
for a team to really get anywhere.
But they're solid.
But, like, I just don't, I don't see a pathway for this particular roster to go super far.
But it's a good roster.
RJ Barrett's good.
Quickly has been pretty good for the last couple months.
It's a 45-win roster.
Yeah.
Maybe that's a Yonest team, too, this.
summer. That could be another way. Yeah, they've been
on the list. That's true.
Am I up or are you up?
You're up? I can go, I mean,
Bones Island.
Bones Island is a winner. He's on my list.
Bones Island's back in.
I'm struggling because the name on the top of my list,
I can't even read what my handwriting.
Oh, Mitch Johnson. Not a great one,
but like people were like, who is this guy?
What do we think of him? And now we're like,
yes, guys pretty good.
Oh, I think he, I think that's a really good one.
All right, I have a couple more.
Cheap centers.
I think we're having a cheap center renaissance led by Donovan
Klingen, who multiple teams passed on in that draft,
who's now averaging 12 and 12 every game.
He's good.
He's third in the league in rebounding.
And I think he's like third or fourth in blocks.
He's 2.3 blocks a game.
But it's just like a legitimate guy.
Cata is the Celtics version of that.
Diabate, a.k. Moose. We call them Moose now in Hornets Nation. But he's basically been a double double for three months.
And then the other one that's in there is Mark Williams, who trade veto. Phoenix kind of grabs him.
And he's another one that's like 11 and 8. But there's these guys out there. And this goes back to what we talked about in the worst contracts podcast about, I just don't want to pay $30 million to a center when I feel like I can find these guys.
Right? The Celtics are paying Kada and Garza $3 million a year,
four million dollars a year total,
and they're putting up relatively neighborhood numbers
to some of these guys that are 30 million,
28 million, 25 million.
Cheap centers are making a comeback.
Can I nominate a few more guys for that list?
Yeah. Let's go.
Let's see.
Well, Mamu can be in there,
even though he's not technically a center.
He's a center-ish.
He's a center-ish.
Sometimes not a center.
Jack Landale
Throw him
Give him a little love
Jalen Smith
Give him a little love
Just throwing good love it guys
Cornett is he outpriced this range
He's outpriced it but he's spiritually still counts
The other son
Oso I Godaro is legit good
And has been holding down the fore for Mark Williams
For a bit now
And by Klingan England
be cheap much longer because he keeps playing like this he's going to make a lot of money on
his next contract. I actually had Ishbya as a winner because I think they salvaged a truly
awful situation with a team that's exceedingly watchable night after night. And they have a lot
of, it's weird. Kind of what's what they're not assets, but they're kind of semi assets,
but like you mentioned in Godaro, Goodwin, Dunn. That Fleming, I think, has a chance to be somebody
Gillespie, if you catch Gillespie on the right night, he looks like a dominant NCAA point card.
Remember two weeks ago, you asked just like, give me some random buy low NBA stocks, just
ran to off the cuff.
I had no prep for it.
And I mentioned Mala Watch.
And I'd still buy the guy we should have bought and now the price has gone up since then,
but we should still buy is Fleming.
That guy, that guy's got a shot.
Yeah.
I have two more winners.
Nico Harrison.
I'm interested.
He did it.
There's never been a worse sports trade.
We thought last year it was possible.
We were hoping, but there was still a chance.
Like, maybe Davis will be really good on Dallas.
Well, what happens when AD gets healthy?
And then they give AD away.
And then it was, yeah, but, you know, you watch Luke on L.A.
You can kind of see what Nico was thinking.
And now on March 22nd, 2006, it's the worst trade.
ever made. It actually would be a fun exercise to try to engineer similar trades. Like,
what would be an equivalent trade that if it happened next February would be like, wait,
did Timberwolves traded Anthony Edwards for, I mean, I'm even sure who would be. Like,
there's got to be like a 30-year-old, like pretty good player. And it comes out, they think,
yeah, we didn't like Ant's attitude about this and that. You would struggle to actually accomplish
a similar trade.
The next look of trade would probably be Anthony Edwards.
Or who would be like the return piece?
Like, you know, wait, the what?
I don't even want to put that.
I don't even want to put it on anyone.
I was going to say the name of Flare I really like.
But that's the thing.
First of all, you can't recreate this trade.
You can't have a doppelganger for it because it's undopold gang or grow a bull.
It'll never happen again.
There's never, will ever be a worse sports trade.
And the only thing that will make it funnier is that the Lakers make
the Western finals and Lucas just destroying everybody.
Like, he should come to a game.
Like, I would zag the other way.
Come to a Laker game.
Bave in the applause, bathe in the adoration.
Except the thank yous from the Laker fans.
Right?
Instead of being booed and humiliated in Dallas,
zag the other way.
You made this other fan base really happy.
Go accept their congratulations.
What if it's all a long con
where he's been,
where he's been colluding with,
Mark Walter for years, and this was his move to eventually...
It's a Scooby-Doo ending?
Yeah, to replace Polinka in the end.
What if it's all been part of a long scheme?
That would be one of the biggest scandals in NBA history.
We've fired Rob Poinca, and we've replaced him with Nico Harrison, and he pulls off
his Mabbs pullover.
I have one more, I have two more, actually.
The rookie class of 25.
No, because I'll go even first.
Because now that it looks like Ace is really good,
we might have a five for five with the rookie quest.
Top five.
And I was going, yeah, top five where we have no darkos, no even,
I hate saying this, but Scoots.
And I've really watching Scoot carefully hoping, hoping for the.
There's something there.
There's something there.
I just, we're getting to the point that it's going to be safe pretty soon to conclude
that it's not number two pick something.
It could be, it could be good NBA players.
or something, but it might not be ever number two pick something.
He has a really, really high defensive guard ceiling.
I don't know if you've picked that up at all.
Like I think he's a physical defender who actually cares about guarding people.
He can beat people off the dribble and get to the basket.
What he's not is what I thought he was going to be, which is like a Derek Rose type
of athlete getting in the rim.
He's not a finisher like that.
He actually overcomplicates it at the rim sometimes.
Yeah, and I think that was the miss.
but the 96 class,
Iverson, Camby,
Sharif,
Stefan Marbury,
Ray Allen,
that's a five for five,
basically.
And then 84 had
Hakeem,
Boe, M.J.
Perkins,
Barclay.
Bowie did play.
I know he shouldn't have
gone second
and it was a
ridiculous pick,
but he was like a
pretty good center
for a decade.
He ended up playing
like 700 games or something.
So I think
with this five for five,
Flagharper,
VJ Khan Ace,
Ace is,
probably the wild card.
But I think Ace is going to be good.
And if Ace is like the scariest out of the five,
that's a pretty good five.
I've liked almost everything about this Ace Bailey season.
Even when he wasn't scoring much,
I liked the way that he was approaching the game.
It was completely the opposite of what I expected
based on what I had heard of the Rutgers thing
and just everything was,
I thought he was going to come in and just chuck up a bunch of bad shots.
And he did not play like that at all.
He tried hard on defense.
He would make the extra pass.
He was like totally committed.
to all the things that the jazz wanted him to be committed to.
And then the last couple of months
is they've tanked and tanked and tank.
They've been like, just go ahead, man,
shoot some shots, create some shots,
and he's good at that stuff.
Yeah.
Jaylon would be the last one just the season he's having,
but we don't need to talk about him.
And then my last, last, last winner,
Adam Silver pushing this expansion thing
when I don't think it's a slam dunk,
they have the 23 votes.
And I think there's some owners that are like,
what the fuck,
including
Vegas is 90 minutes from Utah.
That would be like if they put an expansion team
in the Clippers in San Diego,
do you think the Clippers and Lakers would care about that?
Are there two cities that are closer together
geographically and further apart culturally?
Is that even possible?
That's true.
But I just said this the other day on Thursday's pod
and we didn't talk about it.
But I thought the timing of that
announcement as a Monday. You know, Monday is when the Monday morning you give somebody something
because you want the story to blow up and set the tone for the week. Timing of it was interesting.
I don't know if they have the votes and it felt like they wanted to, it almost felt like one of
these where you lick your finger and you put it up in the air and you kind of see what the
response is. And most of the response was pretty positive. I was probably one of the most negative
ones because I think it's ridiculous. I don't think they should be adding two teams when I would
first look at relocation. I also don't know why Vegas should have a team. Nobody's explained that to me.
The track record of franchises there or does not sell itself to you? I just think to be the fifth
professional team, it's not a huge market. And I'm not really sure what Vegas is going to look like
10 years from now, whether it's better or worse. But why wouldn't
Nashville have a team.
If we're just doing this over again,
just to be clear,
Seattle should have a team,
but I've been saying that for 20 years.
People know where I stand on Seattle.
Seattle should have a team.
I don't know if we have to have expansion
to get Seattle a team
when I think there's a couple of franchises
that we have to really seriously look at.
And it doesn't seem like they 100% want to have that conversation
because I'd rather get the expansion fees.
So which is,
this is what I said Thursday.
It's a pure money grab.
This is a money grab.
It's not good for the week.
I don't think expansion is good for the league.
I'm not, well, from the perspective purely of talent dilution, I actually am not worried about that.
I think there is talent for 32 teams.
You might have to.
I'm not worried about the talent part.
I'm worried about what we're seeing now with two more teams that are tanking.
And like basketball today, there was one good game the whole day.
Because you're just throwing away half the schedule every day when these nine teams that don't give a shit.
Well, they've got to do their best to fix
the problem A before they introduce
problem B, and I think they know that, but every time
they've tried to fix problem A, they've just
created a different version of problem A.
And so that's the challenge for them, is can they
actually do this in a way that
minimizes
losing on purpose?
Doesn't it make sense to fix that
before we talk about adding two teams?
I am all for like, if you have a real
solution for this, do that
and then let's add 32 because we do
have enough players.
I think we do have enough flares.
But I don't think the league should have 32 teams the way we are currently set up.
It doesn't make sense to me.
I hope that it is a driver of discussions on the tanking issue and the schedule issue.
I hope that if the NBA is going to do this and now you have to rearrange the conferences
or at least move one team east, you have to rearrange the schedule a little bit.
Let's have a serious conversation then.
What should the schedule actually look at?
How many games should it be?
we're all going to get, all the owners are going to get
a gazillion dollars in expansion fees.
Can we now have a serious discussion about
how many games do we really want to play?
The players aren't going to get that money, though.
That's true.
So if you're cutting the games,
you would have to make that up to the players.
That's true.
Because if you have 32 teams,
now you have the easiest possible 71 game schedule.
Sitting right there for you.
It's four eight-team divisions.
You all play each other twice.
and then you have that third set of games
against your division,
you're at 71 games,
and we're good to go.
And I think everybody would be happy with that.
Sounds like your pro expansion.
I'm just not,
I'm not anti,
most of the reasons people are anti or either,
well,
we've got to solve the thinking problem first,
and I think they know that,
or be, well, it's just going to be bad teams.
There's not enough talent.
The talent's going to be spread too thin,
and I just don't,
I have not seen evidence of the second part being true.
Okay.
All right. That's it for the pod. I had a good time.
So we got to thank State Farm because this was a live one on Netflix.
And they were gracious enough to be involved with that one.
Zach Lowe is going to be back Tuesday and Thursday.
I have a new rewatchables coming tomorrow, which is going to be the nice guys.
You like the nice guys?
Love the nice guys. It was the movie that really introduced.
I don't know if I had seen Gosling and anything funny before that.
And I was like, oh, my God, this guy's unbelievable.
I forgot to set you up for your weekend, but you're going to have to do that on your pod.
Yeah, it's fine. It's good. Save it for whoever you have. Yeah, you had some sort of,
some sort of funny story. Iverson, there's an Iverson side plot that is all. We just,
we just bought, and I did not run into Alan Iverson. I bid on a jersey at Mystic Aquarium,
and we'll leave it at that. All right. We'll find out on Zach Lois pot on Tuesday. What happened?
Zach, good to see you as always. Thanks to Gahau and Eduardo as well, and I will see you in this podcast
late Tuesday.
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