The Bill Simmons Podcast - NBA Over/Unders, Part 1: The Northwest and Southwest Divisions With Ryen Russillo and Joe House | Starring Wemby, Jokic, SGA, and Luka
Episode Date: October 15, 2024In Part 1 of a three-part podcast, The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined by Ryen Russillo and Joe House to run through NBA win totals for the Northwest and Southwest Divisions. (4:27) Thunder (15:10) T...imberwolves (27:50) Nuggets (40:50) Jazz (46:34) Trail Blazers (55:40) Mavericks (1:05:45) Grizzlies (1:17:05) Pelicans (1:23:15) Rockets (1:31:19) Spurs Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Ryen Russillo and Joe House Producer: Kyle Crichton The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Breaking down the over-unders for four and a half hours
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We do this every year.
House and I have been doing it,
dating back to the Great One days,
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30 teams, three parts, three guys who have had a lot of success the last two years with
this.
Joe House, Ryan Rosillo.
We are combined.
Last year I was six and one, House was three and two,
and Rosillo was six and oh on locks.
Bang!
The year before I was six and one, House was four and two,
Rosillo was three and two.
That's like, that's not nothing.
I will just start out by saying this.
I don't feel as confident about this year.
I thought this year was really hard, Rosillo.
I had a hard time with this last night for a bunch of reasons.
Google sucks.
You type in something like,
hey, how's Kyrie here at home games and Statmuse is like,
I don't have that for you,
but Elgin Hayes shot this on back to backs.
Elgin Hayes, oh my God.
Thanks Statmuse.
The big EG.
Print media, please still exist.
The NBA preview world is a fucking disaster right now.
It's really bad, yeah.
I couldn't even find those depth charts
that I sent you guys last year
where you could just screenshot each,
they didn't even have those anymore.
At one point, I went to the Pelicans depth chart
and it just had Zion and Dejante,
and I was like, does everybody already hurt?
So I think I caught it in the middle of an update.
Or then it'll send to these YouTube pages,
where again,
some videos are good.
So I'm not talking about everybody else,
but I'm like, if this guy has cried after a round one exit,
I don't want his takes on his team.
So it's,
it's a disaster trying to preview this stuff.
That definitely wasn't house cause has his team hasn't made round one in six
years.
I am very nervous because I didn't think this year was very hard at all,
but I am by far
the most casual of anybody on this table, so I'm happy. Casual house, this spot feels fine.
We've been together for three straight days and you were doing research the entire time,
so I'm not going to accept casual house. It's just to try and get the names right. I mean,
all I'm doing is researching the names. So we're doing- Did you notice that Bill
just included the last two years
instead of just last year?
I did.
I was trying to bump my numbers up.
Well no-
You're still nine and two the last two years.
What's the aggregate?
26 and something?
I feel like two years ago when you were winning,
we got like weekly updates on it.
And it was very quiet this year.
We're 26 and eight as a group the last two years.
I'm a team player.
It's a lot of money.
I'm like Jalen Brown, I just want to win titles.
We're going to do two divisions to start out.
So rude.
It's on your team.
I was a compliment.
Jalen Brown, selfless.
Okay.
He's not selfless.
I mean, the Olympics thing felt,
that's what is left in everybody's mouth,
I think, that taste.
Not my mouth.
I didn't care that he didn't play the Olympics.
My mouth is fine. That he had a great summer.
Great.
We're starting with the Northwest because that is probably going to have the best
regular season team in the league. The Oklahoma City Thunder. Their overrunners, 57 and a half.
How's that I've been monitoring FanDuel and some of the overrunners have just been going up and
down because they're getting like this action 10, nine days.
So Oklahoma, this was 56 and a half, it was 55 and a half, and now it's 57 and a half.
They are minus 140 to win the division.
They are plus 340 for best record.
They are plus 130 to be the one seed in the West, which I think is my favorite bet of the three parts.
60 plus wins is around plus 180.
Last year they were 57 and 25 and they
added Alex Caruso and Isaiah Hartenstein. Rosillo, why isn't this over under even higher than 57 and
a half? Probably just because of the West. Like there's some good teams in the West that are
going to be completely left out and then obviously you just start with the uncertainty of whatever
the injury storyline is. But I'm with you.
There's no way they're going to be worse.
So if it's Moose Sam, maybe they're just afraid to set a number of 61 because it's just such
a massive number.
We know, I'm not going to go through every team stats here, but their stat profile is
off the charts except for the rebounding rate, which was comically low for a team that was
this good.
And so they've addressed it.
And they also addressed kind of the weird giddy problem that they had where they played
them in a playoff game then people were gonna sag off of them and now Caruso
adds a spacing and a better defender even if you still kind of like giddy
skill set which I think I do so well and then young guys who are now you're older
we got a little taste last year house this seems to me very similar profile to
the Celtics last year really good starting five. They have a bench young team. That's gonna be durable for six months, which I think is important
And I think they hit this yeah, the only thing I think is holding the number back holding it down is
They're so young. We they just made it, you know last year made their first
Longated run into the playoffs
their first elongated run into the playoffs. Elongated?
Yeah, elongated run.
I would say it was elongated run.
I don't know if it was elongated.
It was two rounds.
They made it into the playoffs,
and that's keeping the number down.
I'm not counting that as your first malapropism.
They are long though.
They're so good on defense.
They're so effing good on defense.
They're gonna be an incredible defensive team
and they have redundancy at all the positions
and they're young and there's injury luck
that they had last year,
but even if that bites them in the butt this year,
they're gonna be good.
Yeah, so they win, in 22 they won 24 games,
23 they won 40, last year they won 57.
And this year I think they're somewhere
in the first half of the 60s.
I would say in the 62 range.
Seems fair to me.
But Rossello, crunch time.
I guess this is a playoffs question more than a regular season question.
But you have Chet, you have Jalen Williams, you have Dort, you have Caruso, you have SGA,
you also have Hartenstein now, you have Wallace, who I think is going to definitely probably
be better than he was last year.
I liked him last year.
Wiggins, Isaiah Joe and other Jalen Williams.
And I guess my question is who is there five, those six, seven times a year in
the playoffs when it's like, all right, who's our five?
And I think it would be Hartenstein and Chet with Jalen Williams, Caruso and SGA,
but now I don't have Dort out there
and I don't have Isaiah Joe with the shooting.
It's a good problem to have,
but I just don't know what they're gonna do.
I guess the good thing is they can go big,
they can go small, they can have a shooting line-up,
they can have a defense line-up.
Who are they playing?
Who are they playing?
I think you're right, House.
At least they have the option now,
and that was the thing that drove you crazy about it,
and we spent time talking about it at the trade deadline.
Yeah.
Would just be, and whatever you think of Jalen Williams too,
space the floor a little bit.
We know he's going to take a handful of annoying charges,
but they didn't have it.
And as much as we all like Chet,
there's a certain night where it's like,
this guy's getting his ass handed to him.
Well, remember the rebounds and the Dallas series?
I think I bet him to have the most rebounds in the Dallas series.
I think he had like 20 total.
Like he just got his absolute ass kicked by Lively and Gafford.
So yeah, so if the other team's big, they both play.
If the other team's wing heavy, then Dora will be in and they'll split it up.
Can I make a nerdy basketball point?
Yeah.
One of the things I liked about Hartnestein heading back to the Quippers was when they would put him like at the top of the things I liked about Hartnesteyn, heading back to the Quippers, was
when they would put him at the top of the key,
and they would kind of run offense through him.
And I was like, what's this?
This guy's like Bill Walton at the top of the key.
And they'd be like, why don't they use this more?
And then the Knicks really used it.
And I wonder with OKC what that's,
because they were so Shea dominant last year.
It was either Shea or Jalen Williams. I wonder how much they're gonna run through him and what it's gonna look like
It's just an extra wrinkle that I think they needed his awareness is a big and his passing is like way
I didn't really catch on because I was in a Clipper season ticket holder
but some of the stuff that I saw with him with the Knicks where
he'd be attacking the rim and
Right doesn't give it up there.
And then there'd be somebody else crashing,
which then encourages everybody else to go,
hey, follow Hartnstein, like follow him,
come to the other side, cut off of it.
And he was just finding guys like wide open.
Like the fact that he could still allow that late pass
right before it looked like he was gonna go up
at the rim contested.
And that's what Preston wants to do, man.
He wants to load this team up.
There's so many teams, the last one I'll make,
at least on this part of it, there's so many teams
and I do the depth chart, I'm like,
Denver would kill for that guy.
Yeah.
That guy, oh my God, Denver would love him.
Like, and you know, would Kenridge Williams be like,
Denver, like, yes, this is awesome.
We now have a seventh man.
Make shirts, yeah.
House, is this the team?
Is there another move with them?
Because I don't want to go through all the picks they have they have probably
the best batch I
Think of picks of all the teams that have a shitload of picks they have they could swap with the Clippers this year
They have Clippers unprotected next year. They have a bunch of stuff down the road
Dallas I'm top two protected a couple Denver picks like near where yok be like, you know, riding horses four years from now and I'd
been playing in the nuggets.
Would you do anything or is it early in the run here?
You don't need to.
I don't think you need to.
You just sit tight.
You hope that you don't have any injuries, but if you do have injuries, you
have all the flexibility in the world at the trade deadline or even before that
to address it, you just try and run in the world at the trade deadline or even before that to address it.
You just try and run this team out there and let them,
let these kids win 64 games and grab the number one seed and get on to playoffs.
I think I agree with house. I would be willing to do something here,
but it would have to be, I just don't know what it was. I went through the ringer top hundred and I'm like,
there was one guy.
Who's the guy?
Giannis.
Granted, everyone would trade for Giannis,
but if it goes badly, and we'll talk about this in part two,
Milwaukee goes badly, and Giannis is like,
I kinda wanna keep winning titles, guys.
Can you just send me to a place where I can win titles? And OKC's like, we have a lot of picks and a lot of stuff.
If they sign Thanasis...
There's one more.
I would do something only because the picks are going to become so redundant.
Yeah.
Like we're all excited about their depth.
We're excited about the youth and all of these things.
That, you know, it can't be somebody that's already blown out three franchises, right? Like Harden all of a sudden said, I think I
want to go to the Thunder. I'd be like, I'm good. He's like, I'm ready to come home.
Right. Full circle. Let's do this. Okay. He's like, we're good. There's certain guys I would
still stay away from, but I think I'd be more proactive even if, like, I think I'm picking the
Thunder to win the whole thing. So why would you want to disrupt that?
I already have it at plus 750 and now it's at plus 625
because everybody's getting used to the fact
that the NBA season's about to get here.
That's why this win total, it was 55 and a half,
you know, six weeks ago, it was 56 and a half,
three days ago, and now it's 57 and a half.
In all their one seed conference stuff,
people are all seeing the same things.
I'm not ready to announce my pick yet.
There's one other guy that I thought
would be interesting for them
is Trey Murphy on New Orleans.
Because if New Orleans, and we'll talk about them
when we get to them in more detail,
but if New Orleans is at a point where
there's no market for Ingram,
Murphy, they didn't sign to an extension, right?
You have to, he's a restricted free agent in a they didn't sign to an extension, right?
You have to, he's a restricted free agent in a year and you have to do that.
But also what do you do with Ingram?
And maybe the move is you can get more stuff for Trey Murphy and keep Ingram and Ingram's
like from an asset standpoint, it makes more sense to trade him than if you're okay.
See, that's exactly what you need.
If you're going to add somebody to this team, it's somebody who's just dead eye three point
shooter with size who can just come in and make shots.
You know what I mean?
No, that would be unfair.
I mean, that would be like, you know, the 2017, 2018 Warriors.
Right.
Like, you know.
It's so stupid that they're this good already and they have all of these picks.
Like it's.
That's pristine.
I don't know that we're ever going to see a run of like roster creation also,
and then we can do whatever we want.
And I think in the years that we've talked about this
in the past, some people have described to me,
certainly not Presti to me,
but other people saying he's just gonna keep
drafting and drafting and drafting,
and you're gonna know,
and maybe some people are lost in the shuffle
and it'll feel like a wasted pick,
but it just gives you that many more chances
to hit on something really special.
And so it's not like, I love some of the-
Well, and to do stuff like the Caruso thing,
where now we can just put Wallace in the giddy spot.
Also get Caruso and they can just keep
doubling, tripling down.
They also have the ability to just,
they're like the, it's like when you read those stories
about Jeff Bezos, whatever that island in Florida
that he buys houses on and he's like, yeah, I'm gonna get that house too. And the guy's like, it read those stories about Jeff Bezos, whatever that island in Florida that he buys houses on,
and he's like, yeah, I'm gonna get that house too.
And the guy's like, it's not for sale.
And it's like, it is now.
How about 75 million?
And the guy's like, I guess it is for sale.
That's what OKC could do if they want one more shooter.
And it's like, well, we're not trading Trey Murphy.
What if we give you three firsts
and we'll give you Wiggins and a pick swap then?
And they're like, oh, I guess we're trading them.
They have the ability to do that.
So I think we all see the same stuff.
I don't see a scenario where they're not a 60 win team
unless somebody gets hurt.
That's hard, but you can say that about anybody.
Played 75 or more games last year.
Jaylen Williams of the eight top rotation guys
played the least and it was still 71 games.
I will keep making this point as we go through the teams.
You saw it last year with the Souths,
these younger teams with durable young stars
are just better bets with overs.
Whereas we'll get to maybe there's a team
where the best part of the team is announced
I'm no longer playing back to backs
for the rest of my career.
Who would do that?
That might be a team that I'd be less excited to take.
All right, so we're all in over for OKC.
I'm just gonna say now, this is a lock for me.
Coming out of the gate with a locker Rooney.
You guys don't have to decide now,
but that's gonna be a lock.
Okay.
It's on the lock list.
Yeah, it just makes it easier this week.
So the next one, all of a sudden it's gonna get harder here
because Minnesota is our next one.
Their over-under has bumped up to 51 and a half.
It was down this morning to 50 and a half.-under has bumped up to 51 and a half.
It was down this morning to 50 and a half.
Then it went back up to 51 and a half.
Minnesota action all over the place.
Division plus 270, conference five to one,
title 10 to one, one seed 13 to one.
If you think they can win 60, plus 560.
Now this team, they lost Carl Anthony Towns of Kyle Anderson.
They added Julius Reino, Dante DiFincenzo and Rob Dillingham.
Rosillo, what does the team built to beat Denver do after they actually beat Denver?
Well, I don't know.
You know, I don't know what the cat market would be,
because talking to teams, it was like, oh, Cat Cat traded.
And then it was like, were you upset
that the front office didn't shop him more?
It's like, yeah.
It wasn't like, why didn't we get a call?
This wasn't pal to the Lakers.
This wasn't the guy in your fantasy league
who made a trade and didn't tell anyone else
that everyone's mad at him?
Yeah, because there would be teams like,
yeah, we don't really know that we wanted Cat anyway,
but I guess you just wanted to be asked if you wanted him.
Yeah.
They apparently really wanted DiVincenzo,
who, by the way, has turned into Larry Bird
in the last two weeks.
I love it.
Sherpin everybody.
I like DiVincenzo a lot.
Me too.
Is this a runaway train of like,
because it's kind of the Cat DiVincenzo trade.
Wow.
Julius is upset about that.
Well, Julius isn't expiring and it's kind of like, show us if you're going to stick
around or not.
Are you really going to play Randall Gobert and Nas Reed to close a playoff game?
You're not.
You're probably going to play Randall and Nas Reed.
Depends on who they're playing.
So the fact that they got DeFincenzo,
the more I stare at this,
it just seems like the Knicks called them
for talents for two straight months.
They're gonna put Dante in there?
Nope.
Okay, all right.
Hanging up.
Then like two days later,
hey, oh, what about talents?
You ready yet?
Putting Dante in there?
Nope.
And then something snapped when I think they realized
Robinson was just not coming back anytime soon.
And they got him, I think it really hurts the Knicks.
But this guy is kind of what they needed, right?
He's a guy who doesn't need the ball that much,
who can handle the ball, who's unafraid in big moments,
who can save them on the nights that Edwards doesn't have it,
or Edwards is being shut down,
or Edwards is in foul trouble.
I just, it's weird to say this,
but I kinda like him on that team more than Towns.
And I know Towns is way better.
Yeah, talent for talent, it feels insane to go,
like, I kinda get it, right?
When the trade happened, and you're looking at the pieces,
you're thinking, okay, well, talent in,
even if you don't like Towns, you're thinking, okay, well, Talon in, even if you don't like towns,
you feel like New York wins the trade.
And especially when you look at the need
for the Mitchell Robinson timeline,
Hartnestine's gone, so you're like, this is really nice,
because now you have this stretch five option
who doesn't have to be the primary.
He's, it's a better team for him.
There's no question.
The Knicks are a better team for a town.
Well, see, because I kind of can't stand him.
For like, it's been established.
We've discussed it many times.
There's a record.
But I'm with you.
I thought there were times with the Timberwolves last year
where it was like, you know,
Jane's not really an attacking on-ball guy consistently enough.
I think it's why they, you know.
I think he died in the Dallas series.
Yeah, and Conley just isn't really a guy who's going to be breaking down a ton of dudes off the dribble anymore. I think it's why they, you know, he died in the Dowsers. Yeah. And Conley just isn't really a guy is going to be breaking down a ton of
dudes off the dribble anymore.
I think it's why they were like, Hey, we don't have a ton of flexibility
anymore. So let's go after Dillingham.
So an on-ball creator and not the D'Vincenzo is going to be running
everything, but he can just do so many different things.
It's just more.
Yeah.
It's more uncertainty for the defense.
It's an incredibly good fit.
It's such a good fit.
And, and in addition to all of the basketball skill and everything, what
we've seen the last two weeks, that swagger works, it's going to work with this team.
It's going to help Anthony Edwards.
It's going to help, you know, cause Anthony Edwards is ready to put
his imprint on the league.
You went through.
Did you see that clip?
I'm telling me about the clip.
There was random preseason game.
What was it?
Sunday?
Yes.
One of the great days in New York sports history.
And he just, he gets caught with Brunson on the side.
Oh yeah, that one.
You saw that one?
And he's just like, I'm shutting this guy down.
And Brunson's doing his Brunson, they clear out for him
and he's doing all these different things
and Ant's just with him the whole way
and he's talking shit to him
and then forces a terrible shot,
which the Knicks actually get the rebound. But after he did it, Ant did like the,
I just hit a walk off home run in baseball, kind of double fist pump scream.
Like he's like, I fucking locked that guy down. I mean, if you're looking for like different types
of lineups for a series where it's starting to go sideways because Go Bears getting exploited forever,
I like their flexibility more.
It also means more Nas Reed.
Like if you look at last year,
Nas Reed played 81 games
and still played less total minutes than Kat
because number one pick, faced the franchise there
for a little while, turns the keys over to Ant
because he had to because Ant was the better player.
So I think Ant did a really good job
of massaging all that stuff.
But then it's like, I was okay giving the keys keys that aunt but now I'm giving him a fucking Nas read
You know, so like what's going on here?
And you know cat they were ten games over 500 without him, right?
And also he got hurt every year for 15 to 30 games or whatever. I am an over for this house and
I battled on it
but they were 56 and 26 last year and we didn't even talk about Randall yet.
Randall is such a divisive guy with the Knicks fans.
I have Knicks fans in my life who are hardcore.
You guys don't understand Randall is really good.
He did all this stuff and then I have other fans in my life who are like, get that guy
out of here.
But it's plain, he's in a contract year,
he brings something different to them
and I think it gives them a lot of Go Bear insurance.
Where you can go Nas and Randall at crunch time
and you just don't have to worry about the Go Bear piece.
Yeah, I like that Chris Finch and Randall
are on the same page
in terms of the incentives, right?
They have the same incentive in terms of the outcome
for the player and the team this season.
So you're gonna get the very best version of Randall,
in my humble opinion,
because I have immense respect.
I would say 90% chance of that, 10% chance of,
people are like, man, Randall looks bummed.
Why would he be bummed?
Not enough touches?
If he's not playing crunch time,
if it's a weird fit.
My immediate reaction was the ball stopper piece of this
with Edwards and we love Edwards,
I think as much as anyone,
but he gets a little ball stoppy from time to time.
And then Randall definitely does.
And I just, the two of them together is weird.
Like not only the need and the positional fit and the stretch five that makes the Celtics have to
defend a stretch five like if that's how the playoffs play out. There's a bunch of reasons
why I still like this for the Knicks even with my cat doubt and I know we'll probably do more on
this then so it's a bit redundant but Randall ball stopping was another thing that I loved for the
Knicks here because it's a real thing. He's incredibly talented.
When you look at all those years, he's putting up 20 plus,
I think 26 in one season,
where you're going, man, this guy's talented
and he can really pass.
He's always been able to pass going back to college.
But then there's a limitation on who you are as a team
with him in the number one option.
And even in the rare times that the Knicks had,
Brunson, OG, and Randall all together,
it's like an incredible record.
It's an awesome net rating.
I think if they'd played out more and more and you'd had playoff moments, I think
they may have gotten in each other's way.
And now I think it's more defined.
Yeah.
I'm a Randall apologist.
I think that when we go back and look at those years of him with the ball stopping,
he was the only option.
He knew it.
That was it.
There's something to be said for you.
You're putting up 24, 10 and five 5 for a couple years in a row.
He was all NBA a couple times.
And he might turn out to be the underrated guy in the trade, which is weird because he's
good.
But we could be in December and people going, wow, Randall's really good.
Didn't think he'd be this good on the Timberlopes.
It's like, yeah, he's good.
But I could also see another version where it's like, wow, this is still clumsy and it's
mid-December
and they haven't really figured out
how to integrate all these guys.
Quick question, is Townes,
Ewing Theory eligible for either of you guys?
No.
Okay.
I think they were just-
There's a number on pick,
he's probably headed to the Hall of Fame with his stats
because everyone makes the Hall of Fame now.
Just pull up his numbers.
Michael Cooper just made it.
Pull up his numbers real quick
in the playoffs against Dallas.
Are you with me on pushing back on his self-reclaimed
best shooting big of all time?
You know, I need a little more time to think about it.
Can I have one more day to mow it over?
Slow release catching threes are a little different
than off the dribble pull-ups from Durant. I think there's catching threes are a little different than off the dribble pull ups from Durant.
I think there's a slightly different, like how, why did that become like, well, he's pretty tall and he shoots it from three pretty good.
Well, I mean, one of the biggest reasons I wrote my book was because I didn't want people in the year 2050 to think Karl Malone was the best 12 players of all time.
Good job.
I just, I had to do it. It really drove me to 700 pages.
The next generation of me, I would hope,
I would hope proving that Karl Anthony Towns
and Dwight Howard weren't as actually impactful
as the numbers and the OMBAs made it seem
would be a catalyst for them.
Because there's gonna,
he is definitely gonna be 25 years from now,
like wow, look at those Towns numbers.
He must have been amazing. He is the epitome of this. Like whenever- Epitome. Because there's gonna he is definitely gonna be 25 years from like wow look at those town's numbers
He's he's the epitome of this like whenever hit me when I I did this when Derek Rose retired
He wins the MVP that year and you understood why he won it and he won it like in an overwhelming
First place. Oh, okay. It was like 78 to 5 or it was even it was even bigger than that
It was a massive spread
I was like single digits for yeah Ron and then I think a hundred votes or something for Derek Rose and in the moment
You're like hey, you know what? It makes kind of sense the one seed young guy
It wasn't 60 games the Bron is you know being held to a LeBron standard from the previous two years when he won the MVP
You go back and look at that on basketball reference right now
You're like what the fuck was wrong with you guys
How I know and I wrote a column picking Rose like a passion so I like to believe that in the moment
You can you could still be right even if the data years later goes that doesn't make any sense
And I think towns is like the the opposite of that where people are gonna go look at these this guy was nasty
you know what with that said perfect team firm right now if it's in there if
if he can be an actual impactful guy who can play four straight playoff
just gonna take four shots again we're gonna save this for the next yeah let's
say for next last question forget the So Edwards, 12 plus playoff games, 27 plus points per game,
44% field goal, 22 and under.
Just the guys of all time who did this.
Amari, Anthony Edwards, LeBron James,
Kobe, Luca, and Kevin Durant.
So we went from like, we were going nuts about
Anthony Edwards and I was like, slow down,
stop with the MJ stuff, slow down.
And I was like, well fucking A, he's about Anthony Edwards. And I was like, slow down, stop with the MJ stuff, slow down. And I was like, well, fucking A, he's like killing everybody.
Like, can we at least talk about how it's like,
it feels a little MJ-ish without offending MJ, it would be cool.
And then round three, it went backwards.
And then in the Olympics, you know,
he's basically a heat check guy in the Olympic team.
But now I think it's kind of been forgotten how awesome he was.
And I wonder, does it go up a level?
Does it actually as good as last year was, was the playoffs the start of something else?
And that's the number one reason I'm going over 51 and a half because I think he
really will give a shit week after week during the NBA season, which is what you
need for over runners.
Yeah.
I wondered with the Dallas series, you know, and the mistakes, there's some big
mistake possessions there with him.
But as you pointed out, I mean,
Cat was 38 and 24 splits against Dallas.
If Cat is just hitting a few more of these open shots,
they might be playing for an NBA championship.
I know it doesn't feel that way with the way
Luca and Dallas all kind of gelled together
until they ran into Boston.
But I'm with you, I'm going over,
even though it's like you're sitting here at the West going,
man, the reason Vegas is putting these projections lower than you would think
at the top is that you have to find, like, where are you finding all of these
winds with how good like one through 13 is, but I don't want to go under 51 and a
half for the ant point that you just made.
That's so good.
I, it's an easy over for me.
I don't think the West is one through 13.
Good, but just fun.
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I just quick Rob Dillingham thing off of Minnesota.
Yes.
Fascinating preseason stuff from him.
And I don't know what we're going to get from him during the season, but I'm excited for it.
There's a couple of moments where it's like, Whoa, this, they could actually use this.
This is unpredictable guy who can, who can just go by people and do things.
They're a good front office.
So the fact that that proactive and then knowing with all the pick tax still do on
the go bear deal that when they did that, it was like, you know what they saw.
It makes you feel good when you're watching me,
like they need somebody else who's gonna attack
from the other side with the ball in his hand.
And also what's Connelly gonna look like
eight months from now?
Exactly, exactly.
He was running on fumes in round three.
If Dillingham doesn't go to Kentucky,
is Reed Shepard the number one pick?
Well, I think now that we know what we know,
well, House and I, we're gonna talk about
Richa Shea Island later.
I don't know if you've been on Redfin.
No, this is unbelievable.
Yeah.
I mean, you wanna talk about an all time pivot
in two and a half months.
Isn't it really a pivot?
With more data.
I didn't have an opinion.
I'm out on trying to predict foreign guys.
The only thing I knew for sure
is that the wizard shouldn't take Alex Sarr.
Where's Scoot from?
You didn't like the Croatia.
It turns out scoots from Bulgaria.
Yeah.
Ah, now it makes sense.
Now it makes sense.
All right.
The Denver Nuggets, they're over under 50 and a half, which seems offensive because
Nikola Jokic is in the prime of his career and he's one of the best 50 importers of all time.
And they still have Aaron Gordon and Michael Porter Jr. and Christian Brown and Jamal Murray.
Now they have Russell Westbrook,
which I can't wait to talk about.
Yoga just never played with an OMBA player.
And I'm starting to wonder if he ever will.
Because we thought Murray was gonna take a step up
and it went backwards in the playoffs.
And then the Olympics, I don't know what happened.
Was he out of shape, was he hurt?
But- It was awful, I don't know what happened. Was he out of shape, was he hurt? But.
It was awful, man.
It was so awful and now they're kind of stuck
with their contracts unless they can figure out
a porter trade because he makes a lot.
Gordon's got an extension coming up.
They just paid Murray.
This is kind of the team and Jokic might go through
his entire career without ever playing with an OMBA guy
which if you look at the 15, 16 best guys ever,
all of them have played with awesome guys and not him.
It's a bummer.
I understand the thought process that led the Nuggets
to signing Michael Porter Jr.
to the contract that they signed him to,
but to me, that's like the Fulcom contract.
That's the thing.
They invested so much in that guy that it prevented them
They lost, you know in consecutive years guys that helped them win a ring, right?
And what they have coming up talent wise is just not there
So well, they're missing picks too because they have some picks going out the window later in the decade
So it's gonna be really hard for this time team to get better, which is
How we get to our guy Russ.
He's back.
See him set a screen the other night.
That was fucking awesome.
He's like, what are these?
Six teams in seven years.
Off ball screens.
You can do these.
Six teams in seven years.
The 2017 MVP.
I think there should be a hall. Like even though he's an MVP and he's going to go into
the Hall of Fame, I think if you're on that many teams in that short of time, you should
have to wait a year.
To not be in the Hall of Fame?
Yeah.
Like, hey, you're eligible this year, but you were, people were talking about you being
one of the best players in the league and you ended up in that many different cities
in that short amount of time.
But all for the same reason.
It's teams that, teams that talk that short amount of time. But all for the same reasons. Teams that... Teams that...
Talk themselves into what he does.
I thought he was actually really good in the Cooper's regular season.
Which team did he make worse?
I'm gonna try and do a little westward.
Well, House is... You're pro-west.
I am!
Because he made the Wizards good.
He taught Denny Avdya how to be a professional early in his career.
The guy wasn't gonna learn it from the organization.
Call of Fame plaque.
Well, but look, he... What kind of, the guy's got a career out of it.
What are you doing, meth, if Russ isn't there?
It's impossible to say, in Washington.
Meth isn't big in Washington.
If only he had been there for Jordan Poole in time.
Oh God, oh my God.
Who knows?
Russ's playoff team since 2017 when he won the MVP,
starting that playoff year,
what do you think their record is in the playoffs?
Russell Westbrook's playoff teams.
It's got to be a handful of games below 500, maybe 10 games below 500.
I think.
Well, I'll give you this 44 games total.
What's the record?
Uh, well, if it's 44, it's like, I don't know.
27 and 17.
I was going to say.
17 and 27. 15 and 29. It was going to say. 17 and 27.
15 and 29.
It's 13 and 31.
Oh my God.
It's even worse.
Yeah.
It's not good.
But it is, but it's the whole point.
So like, look, I get what LA did because they had health concerns and it was like,
Hey, his energy alone, but they did it because of the resume and the profile.
And because active players are so enamored with Westbrook, they're not watching him
critically. They're not watching how he fit in. If he has the ball every single
time down, he is so overwhelming athletically and physically and his
attitude, he will get you production as you saw in Washington.
That's why we want it from Scoot.
Right. But once he is off the ball, it's a waste of everybody's time.
And Denver is so thin in the bench.
I think they were one sort of desperate to think they were adding somebody.
Apparently Jokic wanted them there.
They even gave him like the second year option on it when it was,
it was kind of an odd deal.
They're so thin that I understand why Denver's doing it, but I would just
simply ask this closing big time games.
You're not taking the ball out of the best player in the league's hands,
so what is Westbrook doing to your spacing?
We've already seen that not work at all of these other stops.
Once he had to be off the ball, he's not a useful player.
Can I give you the zag?
Sure.
Can you imagine how amazing it would be
if Russell Westbrook at this point of his career,
who's in the 2008 draft, just turned into this amazing yoke-age teammate.
We were like, whoa! I didn't realize he could do all this. This is like Bill Walton on the 86 Celtics.
Second Bill Walton.
Look at these back cuts.
No?
Why? What is he, he's hiding it?
That's what I mean.
I also look, the Dallas series.
It would be an amazing zag. It was in here all along.
He couldn't get anything done in the Dallas series
when they needed him desperately
and then he became unhinged.
Yeah, he did.
And they couldn't play him.
So like that's my last,
everybody knows how I feel about him as a basketball player,
but like that last stretch against Dallas.
So if I gave you a house, I gave you,
Westbrook is a playoff asset.
Westbrook is waived in January so he can catch on with
another team. You could only pick one of those two options. What would you pick?
Playoff asset because I think this is going to be the greatest feat of the Joker's career.
Who has Russell Westbrook played with at this state? You know, along, you got to play with LeBron,
that's pretty good. You got to play with KD. That's pretty good. But the Joker's an entirely different animal.
All we've seen, the thing that all of us
love the most about him.
That's pretty good.
Paul George, Durant, Harden.
They're good.
Why?
Like he's, he's, but they're not.
Everybody's enamored with him.
They're good.
Yeah, Bradley Beal.
The Joker's different.
The Joker sets his guys up.
The Joker is team first.
Maybe it's 15 minutes a game where it's just like
when joker's not in the game, can you just do the offense?
That might be what it is.
For how screwed they are with the roster and the money
and the cost, like they couldn't match
the Bruce Brown thing, that's different.
The KCP price is kind of scary for a guy that,
even in a playoff game, you're like,
did he play last night?
I thought that number was too high.
He was, what was he, seven point, eight points a game in the playoffs? If he had zero points in a playoff game, you'd be like, did he play last night? I thought that number was too high. He was, what was he, seven point,
eight points a game in the playoffs?
If he had zero points in a playoff game,
would you be shocked?
Is he in, did he play last night at All-Stars for you?
Oh, totally, totally.
And yet, you know, you look at what's happened here,
and Calvin Booth has been drafting guys,
you're like, okay, that guy's played a little bit more,
and then you have just that age-old conflict
between front office and coach.
There was a couple years ago where they were so banged up.
They didn't have really any offense to close games.
And Malone still wouldn't play Michael Porter, Jr.
because he was so mad about his defensive lapses.
And Porter, Jr. was atrocious defensively.
Terrible instincts, always made the wrong read,
would jump in his lane that he wasn't supposed to.
So Malone, hardcore, old school, OG type of coach, like I can't have those kinds of defensive mistakes reward you with
minutes. It's like, dude, you don't have anybody else you can get a bucket. And so I think the
disconnect from what I can tell is that Booth is, he keeps drafting all these guys. Like Strother
maybe has a chance. Peyton Watson's like fun and athletic, but none of these guys are shooters. Christian Brown's gonna go up from, I don't know,
is he gonna play 35 minutes a game now?
He needed him to be the 35 minute game starter.
It's so bad.
They also talked themselves into Sarich,
which is kind of like, he's like discount Westbrook
for teams talking themselves into him.
Remember the Warriors last year?
Like Sarich, like in November.
Good passers, shooting numbers okay.
Also second rookie of the year voting.
Yeah, that was a tough year.
A little Sharge for you.
Remember that?
No?
Keep it moving.
Over under is 50 and a half.
And this comes down to if Murray sucks
or just can't get it going this year,
or is a late bloomer,
it's gonna be really tough to hit this.
But they were 57 and 25 last year. I just can't go it going this year as a late bloomer. It's gonna be really tough to hit this. But they were 57 and 25 last year.
I just can't go against Jokic.
And I also kind of deep down don't want to.
But 51 and 31, I mean he's the best part
of his generation at this point.
I just can't.
I feel the same way.
I did this last year with Luka and we argued about it.
And you were like, that number's too low.
I just can't believe Luka's not gonna win that many games and I look at yokage
I'm like it's gonna have so we'd have to have 32 losses to lose this. It's gonna lose 32 times guy plays every game
So I'm going slight over. I don't feel great about it. Yeah, I'm going under
I think the ceiling the regular season ceiling for this team is 50
I don't think that there's a move out there because of the contract constraints, but they need talent
They're just not good enough. You can't play Christian Brown with however many minutes are gonna play him. They don't have they're going to yeah
Murray's not good. He can't be healthy and he's not good. So I wish them very good. He just hasn't been when is he good?
When's he gonna be good? It's been six, seven months.
He's awesome.
Six, seven months.
How many games has he been playing?
I'm not giving up on Murray.
He was so good two years ago.
Yeah, I'm not giving up on him.
Yes, he was.
We're betting on this year.
Not two years ago.
Yeah, no, Houses,
I thought there was a when was he good throw in there.
Yeah, no, I think you phrased it wrong.
No, it is, we're using present tense.
Sure, all right.
Present tense. In Canada was tough houses
So shook from no, I bet against him. I won money betting against Canada
But just I'm him just not playing fourth quarters in the Olympics. Nothing. I guess Jason Tate didn't either
What do you ever so though over under I hate going under your pitch. I hate it
And if you look at the last four years 57 57 wins, 53 wins, 48, 47.
So I mean, that's a little irrelevant, but there's a couple of stats here that just kind
of shock you when you do their resume.
They were last in three point attempts per game, and then they were also 29 free throw
attempts per game.
So you're like, now it's another year with like whatever you think of KCP is, I think
we're fair about it.
You have to guard them. there's still other nights there and when you look at the depth chart you're like all right back up Russ Strother Hunter Tyson
who I did love in the combine Peyton Watson Sharj or Zeke Notch like I'm gonna
go sounds like an under I hate it well I can't go over over over Minnesota
Denver and OKC so I gotta pick one to be an under and it was a coin toss between Minnesota and Denver
So I'll go under I have some unders coming for the rest of division. So I felt fine about it
I can't go under on you. Okay, it's fine the prime of his career. I just can't
That's why I don't feel good about it. Yeah, it's one of my least favorite straight overs eight straight overs from alone
So, you know, you're bucking the trend the under is popular. It's one of my least favorite. Eight straight overs, eight straight overs for Malone.
So you're bucking the trend.
The under is popular, it's minus 132.
So everybody's plowing into the under,
the public plowing into the under.
I would not bet this.
All that depth we're talking about may not,
but if Murray, I mean even with weird Murray seasons,
like remember the start of last year?
Yeah.
And they still won 57 games.
I know. And they still won 57 games.
And they should have been the ones who
didn't lose to them in the home.
I guess the best thing for this is Jokic plays.
Right?
Yeah, sure.
He plays games.
It's a good case.
And by the way, two years ago,
when he lost MVP, he took under 15 shots a game.
Right?
What it really is, is Michael Porter Jr. making a leap
that we're still kinda waiting for.
We're being traded for Brandon Ingram.
Yeah, I don't know.
What does that happen?
Every quote I get from that guy, I'm like.
I'm just saying, like how do you get to a mid-50 win team?
There could be like a draft of when you hear a quote
from this person.
That'd be a good hoops, spin-offs, just anonymous quotes.
There's usually like an Andrew Rees quote.
Like, oh, that sounds like Dwight Haring.
We'll all go, huh, that sounds like Dwight Haring. Where I'll go. Huh.
This sounds like a podcast.
What are you, you guys have shows?
Utah Jazz, over under 27 and a half.
They were 31 and 51 last year.
They added Cody Williams,
who's had a couple good Twitter montage videos so far.
I don't know what the fuck this team's plan is.
They just have a shitload of picks and a bunch of young guys. I don't know what the fuck this team's plan is.
They just have a shitload of picks and a bunch of young guys.
They did not want to trade Lori Markkinen.
I also don't think they want to be good.
And my assumption is they're going to do what they did last year,
which was they started out 26 and 26.
They've done that in the last two seasons.
But then they traded guys who were helping them,
including your guy Fonteneggio. They finished five and the last two seasons. Did you know that? But then they traded guys who were helping them. Yeah. Including your guy Fonteneggio.
Yeah.
They finished five and 25 down the stretch.
I feel like that's who we're getting this year,
not the 26 and 26 teams.
So this is gonna be an under for me, fellas.
Where do you stand, Marzullo?
Do you know why they signed Markanen?
Yeah, because he's really good.
And they also did it in a way where he's ineligible
to be traded now this year.
And it sounds like
Why would you do that?
Because I think for whatever they were getting for him there to have a bunch of picks nobody made an awesome offer
I think they can awesome offer. I don't think they wanted to trade him. Why made an awesome offer Golden State? I
Think they acted like they were gonna trade him and then we're like now or not
Just to like I thinkinge fucks with everybody.
Maybe to what end?
But he did this in Boston too.
He'd be like, we're rebuilding.
Ah, we're trading for Isaiah Thomas.
He was just all over the place.
Because Isaiah Thomas was free.
But he's an asset guy.
Right, yeah.
He's like, I think marketing's an asset.
If you're not gonna bowl me over, I'm keeping him.
Yeah, but they're in a weird spot
because they still owe the pick
from a Derek Fav favor salary dump from 21.
So they owe it to OKC, of course.
It's one through 10 protected this year, one through eight protected next year.
So there's our answer.
We have our answer.
They have to be in the bottom 10.
There's our answer.
27 and a half.
I know, exactly.
That's probably in the bottom 10.
That's 31 wins last year after, as you said, a disastrous like torch job.
Like Colin Sexton was good last year.
Some of these young guys like either Kianthe or Taylor,
you know, Filipowski, pretty incredibly critical.
Does this team have the most guys that you've watched tape
on trying to figure out how much you like them?
Yeah, cause like I'm gonna crunch some sensibog.
Juzeng I got, Jason Preston had the commercial
that everybody loved.
Cody Williams you were fascinated by.
Yeah, I didn't really get that one.
And then the Filipowski stuff, it was like,
we'll take you buddy.
I'm enriched by having
John Collins, player option, hanging around.
I bet he exercises it playing
26 and a half million reporting right now
Bsp it is reported
Credit to agent at Excel. I'm going over will Hardy fuck it. Let's roll. Oh my god. Really you're going over
Yeah, they're too well coached. I
Think I think this is the last I think they told will Hardy one more year of this and then we'll start
Trying to be good would be my guess Walker Kessler because the Denver would do for Walker Kessler
Well, I think there's a ton of you get them the Knicks try to they were like pursuing them all summer before they finally I don't
Want to say Saturday 55 games last year too, and they still won 31. Yeah. But the West wasn't what it is this year.
I don't think.
Well, it wasn't terrible.
It's not like it's a completely different landscape.
That's better.
Okay.
But I mean, one of the other things that was kind of weird about this season,
which should make it easier, is that there wasn't that much movement.
Like a lot of these teams feel pretty similar.
I don't know if you guys felt that.
House did.
House breezed through this.
I don't know if you guys felt that, House did. House breezed through this.
Uta's, we have all these different teams that have all these picks.
And she's like, they have a ton of picks.
I don't love the Utah picks.
You mentioned they have basically all their own except for the one you mentioned.
They have a bunch of mini and Cleveland picks for the rest of the decade,
which I'm just not that excited about.
Cleveland locked down their team.
They're good, we'll be talking about them later.
Minnesota, I'm pretty bullish on for the rest of the decade.
And that's really all they have.
So the big one they have in 27,
they can swap picks with the Lakers.
And God only knows he's gonna be in the Lakers today.
Is it top four protected, I think?
Is that what it is? Top four?
That's what I have. Yeah, you're right.
And the research this weekend was...
But other than that, so they have good batch of picks, but not any pick.
Like the OKC is like, we have these two quipper picks and they're incredible.
And we could probably trade this for some of that.
Things can change though quickly because you're also talking about like 27, 28, 29 unprotected.
True.
Minnesota's I think a top five protected in 20, I mean who knows this league.
Something really weird would have to happen I would say with Minnesota
because Edwards by the end of this decade would be 27.
Edwards would be a Laker dude.
You think?
I just wanted to see your face.
Trying to think how that's going to be aggregated. Roussillo says Edwards.
No.
Laker.
Simmons disputes Roussillo rumor.
Simmons eviscerates Roussillo rumor.
Without words.
Simmons torches Roussillo take.
Future in doubt.
So you're going over.
Will Hardy. Okay you're going over.
Will Hardy.
Okay.
I am under. Rolling up the sleeves.
Guy loves a challenge.
House.
You're the tiebreaker.
I am over.
Just out of respect.
I'm winning this one.
Over brothers.
It's fine.
Here's, here's the thing.
There's only two bad teams in the West.
There's between five and seven teams that are bad in the East.
And Utah needs to be in the top 10.
To keep that pick and I think that has to be somewhere in the 20s.
I think 30 wins is still bottom 10.
Well here's the team that's not going to win 30 games.
The Portland Trailblazers.
They're over under 20.
They're 80 and one to make the playoffs.
80 to one.
They're 21 and six to win last year.
They added Klingon.
They added Haase's guy, Abdiah.
You ended up loving Abdiah.
He made a giant leap last year.
He really played hard.
Your contract's incredible, by the way.
Do you realize what that contract is?
Four years, 55 million, and it actually goes down.
So in the fourth year, it's 11.875.
So it's the Bob Carrington pick,
and then second you know, most
second most favorable of all these three picks in 29.
So they lost Malcolm Brognen.
They gained Robert Williams back of Celtics fame.
They added your guy, Devante Graham, who swung the playoffs
when he made a couple of shots against Denver last year.
He'll get you a 20.
You get him the looks.
First question.
Are these the 2024, 25 trade machine all-stars?
Totally.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Wow.
I'll give you-
Cause I have teams that fit that.
Deandre Hayton, 34 and 35 next two years.
Amphitie Simons, 26 and 28.
I can offer you Jeremy Grant, 29, 32, 34.
Denny Avdi, a great contract for Solo, just spelled it out.
Rob Williams, need a big guy.
I think this team is gonna...
He's not gonna play.
You don't think he's gonna play?
Well, he's hurt.
Even when he's healthy, he's hurt.
Remember the 22 finals?
He feels like a February, but he feels like a February trade.
So they have multiple guys that I think will be available.
Duap Reith, I kinda liked him a little.
Thible.
You know who's that guy they have that I love?
Kamara.
Yeah.
They won't trade him.
He's not available.
But I'm going under.
I think this team's going to suck and will be the worst team in the West.
House?
It's under.
Yeah.
No hesitation, reservation.
Chauncey Billups got into the Hall of Fame.
That's going to be his, you know,
the thing he gets to hang his hat on for the season.
There was a funny thing at the end of last year
that I know we're still in love toward Deandre
and put together like five, six weeks of good games.
You want the numbers? You want the splits?
But then puffed his chest out a little bit about it.
You're finally getting to see the real me.
People don't understand that I've accomplished everything
except individual accomplishments
and team accomplishments.
So, they didn't say that,
but I'm waiting for a player to actually say it
at some point.
So Aitin is still only 26.
For the All-Star game, he just didn't shoot a lot
and other guys just shot all the time.
So he's 14, 10, two, 56% from the floor.
Only 18 games after the All-Star break,
but he was 23, 12 1 1 2,
couple assists, 58%.
He doesn't shoot any free throws anymore.
Not that he was a high free throw guy, even in Phoenix,
but there'll be somebody that will talk themselves
into him as an option because there's some teams
that need centers out there.
Now I don't know, you're talking about a significant
investment in that.
You mean like New Orleans, a team that does not have a center?
Doesn't have one right now.
Yeah, they might need one.
They would have to get kind of creative.
Of course nothing's really impossible in this league.
But I'm not, I don't think Aiden necessarily loves
the whole part of you gotta go out there and play.
There's fans outside.
Yeah.
The playing part?
Yeah.
You see those 20,000 fans that are paid to be here? He's so talented, he's so gifted physically Play. There's fans outside. Yeah. The playing part? Yeah.
Which is sad because he's so talented, he's so gifted physically and all this stuff.
Look at those numbers he gave you post All-Stars.
So he had a nice run and then Scoot had a nice little pre and post split where he basically
just shot more.
Wait, can you hold this?
Yeah, go ahead.
No, the Scoot part.
Finish. Yeah, you're right. That Yeah, go ahead. No, the scoop part. Finished.
Yeah, you're right.
We should, that should be the end of the Portland segment.
How so they've been better off taking the Miami trade.
Oh, that's a great question.
Hiro, Jovich, Duncan Robinson, two Miami firsts and one Miami swap.
And instead they did Aitin, Drew Halday, a Milwaukee, 2029 first and two
Milwaukee swaps.
So I'm gonna make the case they actually
still did the right thing.
I just don't think they got enough for Drew.
I agree with this.
If it weren't Miami, would you say?
I think, so here's the thing.
I was just telling somebody this the other day.
Miami and their whole little annoying media machine
that they have fucked up that Portland situation.
To that point, Joe Cronin and the Portland people were like,
we are never trading with those fucking guys.
And they end up making the Dame trade.
They get Drew back and now they're like,
Drew's like, I wanna be in contender.
Like, we got you, we're gonna trade you a contender.
And they still won't trade him to Miami,
the team that probably needed him the most, right?
And all the shit Miami did that summer
led to them not getting Drew Holiday,
who also would have blocked Boston from getting Drew Holiday.
Instead they had to settle for Roger in February.
What did they do?
When you say all the shit they did,
what did, like they tried to force Portland 10,
is that what we're saying?
You were there that summer.
I understand, but.
They did 90 different ways about how fucking stupid
Portland was for not taking their hero deal.
And we were calling it out on the podcast.
All these different media people that,
let's be honest, are a little Miami Heat friendly,
and they were super aggro about it.
But everybody else is wrong was my favorite part.
Yeah.
I was like, no, everybody else is wrong.
So your bias is the right one, got it.
And I think Portland got pissed off,
because the fact that they didn't trade Drew to Miami
tells me they were pissed off.
Plus, I've heard they were pissed off.
Look, Hero was so bad in that Celtic series,
especially like, I mean, Miami was struggling for bodies.
So normally you wouldn't be like, hey, you're checking.
We have to put Caleb on Tatum, so you're gonna be playing.
You're gonna be guarding Jalen Brown.
And those games have started, be like, this is ugly.
Like, Hero's a really talented guy,
but he probably profiles a little lower than he does.
So-
He wasn't what Portland needed, I'll tell you that much.
And then with the contract,
I could totally understand Portland going,
we don't need another guy that just kinda comes in
that's sort of a high level shot making,
like flawed player and all these different things. So I, I don't know,
the eight and part of it, it depends on what you think of eight and it depends
on what you think of eight. Would you rather have me?
I think you and I were higher on him than most,
but I feel like they needed to nail that holiday trade.
And maybe the other thing was the Clippers because I think the Clippers were
pretty desperate pre hardened trade to do something, make something
happen and that could have been another place for them.
All right.
This is an important part of the podcast.
It's a new gimmick for the O'Renders.
We're doing an investor relations call.
I didn't tell you this was coming.
It's Scoot Henderson stock.
We do this call once a year.
We have some Scoot stock. I wish we only did it once a year. Um, we have some, which we only do once a year.
I feel like it's seven,
some calling the meeting in order.
Um,
we're still at how we feel.
And we feel like,
um,
the,
the analysis was correct,
but the outcome is wrong to trend us upside.
Still all the upside that we imagined is,
is,
is there.
We have a guy, Jaylen Suggs, down at Orlando Branch, who still is bullish on scoot.
So we're going to follow his lead on this trade.
Yeah.
Got to be honest, the goggles freaked me out a little.
I wish I had known about the eyesight before we bought that big position on scoot.
The breakout video of the preseason stuff where he said, what did you learn?
He was like, the food scared me a bit.
I didn't see that one.
It's not wrong.
Which food?
They were like, what'd you learn about your first year?
He's like, all the food.
And I was like, fucking damn it.
How about Slashing Cake?
I'm not giving up, but-
Oh, we can't.
We can't now.
We're two D shares.
Totally fine.
We can't now. There's no way. It's a hold. It's a hold position. Oh, we can't. We can't now. We're two D shares. Totally fine. We can't now.
There's no way.
It's a hold.
We're just getting out of it.
It's a hold position.
It's a hold position.
It's a hold position.
Okay.
I would tell investors though,
we've gotta diversify it a little bit.
Like, hey.
The Nasdaq 500's looking good guys.
Let's get back in.
You might want to just S&P 20% of your position on this.
Playing again? He was terrible, but here's a stat for you.
Yeah.
So if you go per 100 possessions,
all players in the NBA scoot was the second worst
in turnovers per 100 possessions.
Now he did have that second half little,
there was some nights, but some of that's fool's gold.
Sometimes the biggest mistakes in evaluating are made
during those last six weeks of the NBA season
where guys are mailing it and you don't really know
who's playing, but at least we had something, right?
At least it's like Caleb Williams against the bad NFL teams
after a tough couple games.
Like, you can't even like-
Put Caleb Williams in front of three bad defenses,
you start feeling better about Caleb Williams.
Right, I can't even like enjoy the bad games
or the bad opponents.
So anyway, so second worst on the turnover per 100,
guess who's number one?
Wemby.
So we're good.
Wow.
All right, we're adjourned in the meeting.
Over.
Over?
Oh yeah, over.
So you went over on everybody except Denver.
Did I?
Over on Portland?
Yeah.
Why? It's a low number.
It is a low number.
It's true.
Yeah.
Well, it's not low enough in my opinion.
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The Southwest includes the Dallas Mavericks that made the NBA finals last year and have
an over-under of 50 and a half wins.
They are plus 130 for the division, five to one for the conference, 11 to one for the title.
Plus 650, one seed.
Last year they were 50 and 32.
They finished 24 and nine in the last 33 games
and then 12 and five in the first three rounds.
They had a 28 and nine stretch
at some point before they hit the finals.
And I feel like that's the Dallas team we're getting,
even before we talk about all the ads and the drops.
They lost Eric Jones, they lost Hardaway Jr.,
they lost Josh Green, they added Clay, they added Marshall,
they added Grimes, they added Dinwiddie.
I don't understand why this team wouldn't be like,
at least a 52 and 30 team,
and that's before we get into the Luka MVP stuff.
Rossello, is Dallas better, worse, or the same this season?
They're better because I really like what they did.
I love Najee Marshall, we all know that.
I even like the Grimes pick up a full season
with Gafford and Washington,
but then having a lively combination there.
And then, you know, Jaden Hardy,
who I thought was just like really scary,
except amazing athletically coming out in the draft.
Like you've just seen a few moments with him,
even if he's just green light, as soon as he laces him up.
I think they're better, but I still went under.
Wow.
By a hair.
It's interesting. Shocked.
Okay.
Well, it's 50 and a half, and they won 50 last year.
So you're saying they win 50 again this year, 49?
Yeah.
I mean, it's just more about the West.
I mean, you could even break through some of the numbers where, you know, it's
funny because there's a lot of stuff where it was like, Oh, you have to ignore
the year long numbers because they're a different team now and the defensive
numbers are better and all this stuff.
And like some of it improves, like there's a defensive jump in there.
Offensively, they're basically the same there, offensively they're basically the same,
three point stuff they're basically the same,
but they were 12th in net rating post all-star break
and they made it to the NBA finals.
What about the Super Bowl hangover though?
I don't see it with them.
Oh, sorry, I got screwed up, wrong sport.
There's a little Kyrie baked into that too maybe.
Okay, okay.
Like Kyrie.
We did get the very best.
Seddon did all the right things last year.
A full year of the best Kyrie behavior. get the very best said and did all the right
RIPKIN right now
It's great point. It's a great point. Wow. See in my I didn't put factor into my analysis the Kyrie variance What's 48 or 49 like that's what I'm thinking. I don't I don't think they're gonna be bad
it's the same Luca premise, but the number was so low last year and
Not mature not mature Kyrie. this is just who he is now?
Maybe it is who he is. I mean, that's great.
That'd be awesome, you know?
But he also, the funny thing is he completely skates
through having awful playoff performances now because...
Really bad in the finals.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's a good point.
And I think he wanted it so bad because it was Boston.
Like, you know, he's burning the Sage
and he's talking about all this stuff
and none of it matters and what is time.
There's a game three.
Money's a construct and it's like, yeah,
but you really want to stick it to Boston.
Like it fucked you up a bit out there.
Game three, which I watched over the summer
when Luca gets, he fouls out with like four minutes left.
And there's that moment where it seems like
this would be amazing if Kyrie ends up saving the day here
and making it a two-one series.
And it was all set up on a platform
and then he didn't come through.
Yeah, and there was a sampling of that
and the nets where he decided,
oh, I'm gonna try to take these.
It's over, and we said this after the finals.
Boston fans should cheer him now.
It's over.
It's like when we cheered Rivera?
Yeah, just like-
In 2005 opening day?
Yeah, that was awesome.
That was the fucking best.
How-
He smiled too. Remember, Rivera just started like he left but that's Rivera was the cut it was so hard to believe not like Rivera
No, but he was one of those guys where you're like, yeah, this guy's cool
House Luca is
33 9 and 9 the last two seasons
Luca is 33, nine and nine the last two seasons.
He is 30.9 points a game and 50 playoff games. Second behind just MJ.
He's 28.7 points a game for his career, which is only Jordan and Wilder higher.
He might've had the best six seasons statistical start to a career.
Since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has no MVP's house.
I think he wins the MVP this year, which is one of the reasons I'm going over.
I think in the MVP odds, not a lot of bet on it, but I think he's the logical MVP choice
this year because Embiid's out, Jokic, nobody, he's, I don't know what he would have to do
to win another MVP.
I just don't think anyone's voting for him again and
Unless Edward steps up or SGA average is 32 against you
He's probably that would like a one seed with Luca. Yeah, if you had to do like an MVP bracket
Who would the one seeds be? It's probably an as a Luca if okay see goes
64 and 18 and
Yeah, yeah
But I would.
He did great in the voting.
Right.
I would pick Luca because I just would find it hard
to believe he's not gonna win an MVP
because he's too good.
I feel the exact same way.
I am super over on this Dallas team.
The only thing that can derail it is injuries
and you have to say it like with a little more oomph
in this situation because Kyrie and Luca
have both missed chunks of time
over the years, but my notes say Luca MVP year.
They went 24-9 over the last 33 games.
It's year seven, which is always a good time.
Luca plus 3.30 on Fandl, Shay is plus 4.10,
Jokic 4.80, Janis 8-1, Edwards 9-1, Brunson is 12-1.
And I don't think anyone else has it.
I have them basically taking the place of Denver.
In Denver, 57 wins last year.
I have Dallas jumping all the way up there
and Denver going back down.
They're basically trading spots.
This sounds like a lock for you, House.
I'm getting, it's gonna be close.
I have it in brackets right now, but yeah.
I really like what they did.
I think they got better.
I think the guys that they brought in are better
than the three that they said goodbye to.
Goodbye and farewell.
I have another question for you, House.
Go ahead.
On the scale of stars reinventing themselves
as role players on new teams,
with 2001 Mitch Richmond being the lowest,
and 2013 Ray Allen being the highest.
Where is Klay Thompson going to be?
Oh, wow.
Reinventing. Closer to Richmond or closer to 2013 Ray Allen?
Sorry about that.
I, I like it closer to Ray Allen.
I think they're just going to ask so little of him.
I don't think that they need a ton and it's going to be splashy when he comes
in and hits, you know, five threes and a quarter.
And it was like, Oh my God, they have Clay. Look at what Clay did.
I don't think that they're going to put the pressure on him to do anything.
He was too much pressure.
He couldn't do what Golden State needed him to do last year.
I think he'll be fine for what else he's going to ask of him.
He still averaged 18 a game, but then when you get
through the summer and you read some of the stories
and some of the quotes and even some of the stuff
Draymond and Steve Kerr and Curry said,
it really seemed like he was a mess last year emotionally.
It does seem like that.
I think he had a lot of trouble with the last two years.
And especially when he didn't get the contract,
he just seemed like a mess.
And even people who loved him and played with him forever
were like, he needed a fresh start.
Now I don't know what point of his career is that.
I didn't think he could play defense anymore, Rossello.
I didn't think he could guard anybody.
No, I don't think he could guard anybody either,
but me either.
I mean, if you threw, if you asked somebody,
be like, hey, what do you think Clay shot
the last couple of years from three,
and people would be, he was like 41-39. like 41 39 high, like almost 10 attempts per game.
I would agree on the defensive side.
I would agree on the same, like animosity and the contract stuff.
Like, you know, there was a number out there and then he didn't take it.
And then you're like, damn, I kind of wish I had taken that.
And then it looked like old estate was totally fine.
We're trying to reinvent stuff around Steph, whatever version
of this is that we'll get to.
But I like it for him. I like it for him because I just think
off of two creative guys that have so much attention,
like Clay's job is gonna be really easy again.
Do not leave him alone.
Totally agree with this.
And he averaged 18 a game last year, which I'd forgotten.
And by the way, the whole bench thing,
remember when we got his, I love Clay, okay?
I'm a huge Clay fan, I will always be, remember when we got his, like I love Clay, okay?
I'm a huge Clay fan, I will always be,
and so even all the bumpiness and him being,
he was honest, he felt real,
he was fucking oddly funny,
like in a goofy kind of fun way,
and if you wanna knock him over,
we've got access to so many of these guys
for so many years that there's always gonna be somebody
like, oh, I think I disagree with that,
but I loved his personality and his approach
throughout all of it because it felt so genuine
in comparison with some of the other guys.
So I'm just gonna have a hard time
like being upset with anything about like,
I hope this works out for him
and I think it's going to be really, really easy.
Like PJ and Jones had those incredible moments
shooting from three,
but there was a real variation there
with both of those guys.
My fear might not manifest itself until the playoffs
is you're just putting out
Luca, Kyrie, and Clay all together.
I'm not gonna be able to guard anybody.
I can't guard anybody with those three.
Just Najee comes in, saves the day.
I can't wait for Dallas to experience Najee Marshall.
Did people know?
You took their under.
But like a game, you know?
Fine.
Najee Marshall's gonna be sick.
There were very few totals where I went, that's stupid.
What's your crunch time for this team?
When round two, down two, one.
Well, I believe it's still listed as a backup, I guess, but.
Is Clay a crunch time for you or is he a bench guy?
Because I don't think he can be a crunch time guy
for this team if you're also gonna play Luca and Kyrie.
No, it's a, it's.
You're just hunting everybody.
Because Derek Jones, imagine against OKC.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
Like all their swings could play defense last year and Clay, unless something changed.
All right.
So I'm over.
Rusilo is under.
Ladder work.
50 and a half in house is over.
All right.
The Memphis Grizzlies, a team that I have changed my opinion on.
They're over under multiple times mainly because it keeps going up house. All right. The Memphis Grizzlies, a team that I have changed my opinion on their over-under
multiple times mainly because it keeps going up house. It's at 47 and a half now.
Oh, fantastic.
Plus 270 for the division.
That sounds like an under.
14-1, one seed.
Playoffs minus 245.
Last year they were 27 and 55. Everybody was hurt.
They added Zach Eaddy.
Marcus Smart's coming back.
We'll see what stage of his career he's in.
Jaren Jackson's already hurt.
He didn't decide to do it during the season this year.
He said fuck it.
It happened before the season.
Jaws back.
You take a special joy in Memphis injuries. And I don't know if it's because of Erno or what.
Is it?
That's a little bit of a, no, but they've had,
I mean, they've had bad luck.
Like Brandon Clark tearing his achilles.
That sucks.
Bad luck.
But Jaren Jackson, I do have suspicions of
his skinny body, banging bodies for eight months a year.
Like it's just, it's a lot to ask.
But now they have Zach Eadie. We'll talk about Eadie Island later. his skinny body, banging bodies for eight months a year. Like it's just, it's a lot to ask.
But now they have Zach Eadie.
We'll talk about Eadie Island later.
I am a under.
I was way more excited about this when it was like 44 and a half, 47 and a half
with all the variables, with all the injury stuff,
with that fact that they're counting on Eadie, who I really like.
I don't know what version of Marcus Smart we're getting anymore.
I don't know if Jaws heads on straight house.
It's an under for me.
It is an easy under for me, um, because they can win 47 games and I still win the
bet and that's 20 game improvement, which seems like the right amount of improvement
for the chemistry experiment that they're about to undertake.
And it has been a chemistry experiment, you know, for three seasons going on now,
because Ja can't be on the court
and Triple J can't be on the court.
And...
Experiment is a very generous noun.
Well, I mean...
Because some would say a controversy laden three years.
You just want a rotation.
Can you have eight guys that are going to play
and they say, oh, this is our
rotation and then next year, oh, it's the basically the same eight guys.
Maybe we saw somebody in.
They just don't have that.
Well, they also have, they were relying on these young dudes last year who I
really liked like Gigi Jackson, Vince Williams.
And I wonder if there's a little bit of a 2019 Celtics thing.
Gigi's hurt.
Who is?
Gigi's hurt.
How long does he have for?
He's out like two months.
Two more months.
So he had foot surgery a month ago.
I thought he was gonna be back in time.
Re-evaluated in three months.
Jesus.
No, no.
Triple J's out, Gigi's out.
I don't wanna edit that.
You know what?
Even the greats miss everyone.
Hey, you lost track of a hurt grizzly.
It's okay.
Yeah, I lost track of the 11th man on the grizzlies.
But yeah, it's just a lot of variables for me.
Where do you stand, Rossello?
Over.
Great.
Love it.
Look, it's my favorite stat.
It is my favorite stat of any of the preparation
over the last week.
33 players played in a game for the Grizzlies last year.
33.
Like I was looking through minute dispersal,
trying to look at all the injury stuff,
like okay, how many games did guys play?
John played nine.
Who was your favorite guy that played?
Ah.
Was there?
Maybe Vince Williams.
I meant just favorite, I can't believe he played
a minute for that team guy.
I thought Jeff Malone getting a few minutes was surprising.
Jeff Malone from the 80s?
Yeah.
How's Jeff Malone?
He was working in Home Depot and they were like,
the corner three.
Do you wanna get some run in?
And he was like, oh, pick up, I love this.
And they were like, no, it's actually a game.
So I have no, the Home Depot thing's not true.
Look, they went 51 and 31, they went 56 and 26
the previous two seasons.
I saw the recent Jaws ad campaign where I was like,
oh, so okay, this is what we're doing.
And in reality, I started thinking about it a little bit more.
I think for the Grizzlies to be the best version
of themselves and for Jod to be the best version
of himself is he needs to be without blame.
He needs to be delusional.
He needs to think everybody else is wrong
and just attack, attack, attack.
I don't want him thinking about anything.
I want him just going to the rim with this ferocity
that made us all fall in love with him in the beginning.
I think he's paid his dues
as far as the punishment part of it.
I don't want him reflective.
I don't want him to see him mature.
I want him irrationally.
This sounds like the last four episodes
of the Menendez Brothers show.
Oh.
Because he's not going to do.
Kids all circled around.
He's not going to do any of the stuff
that public wants him to do,
and that might be better suited for him to just get back into the court and attack.
And so I don't think they're going to have even like there's no way like Bain played
42 games.
Clark played six.
Triple J actually played 66 marks and only smartly played 20 games.
Now everybody's favorite player is Zach Eady, which I think is maybe a little bit too much
momentum on that one.
The numbers higher because of what they've been together,
so I'm actually gonna go the other way with this
and go over.
I love it, it's fine.
I enjoy it.
I don't feel super strongly about it either way.
There were more things that made me nervous
about going over than under.
And that's it.
I could see them going 52 and 30.
They'd be fine.
It doesn't seem likely to me without Triple J,
but you know, Jaws incredible.
Right.
Yeah, this was one of three teams where I was like,
all right, I'm doing the, if my life depended on it,
what would I do?
And I was like, I just, going over on a team
that has this many variables makes me nervous.
I liked the over a lot more last night.
No, somebody had to take it.
Why, what was happening last night?
Somebody had to take it.
I don't know.
Watch that ad.
I think that was the first time I saw the jaw ad
and I went, hey, instead of being upset
and you're like, this guy's not taking any account of it.
I was like, good.
Well, let's do the jam around outcome pie chart house.
And the outcomes can be first or second team on NBA,
All-Star,
good starter injury prone, or it's a mess again what would
you put the percentages would you do first or second team on BA like 12 15
percent yeah not very big that's a pretty small slice what about devastating
hip dislocation no I would say first Don't do that. Don't do that. 5% Don't do that.
I would say first team,
it would have to be really special.
God, they were so good.
They were so good there for a little stretch.
It's not like...
I would say probably 10 to 12.
All-star to me seems in like the 25 to 30%.
That's the biggest slice of pie to me.
Yeah, you're right.
I do like that.
Good starter injury prone is probably second biggest.
I just don't want to root for that. But yeah, you're right. We're doing that. Good starter injury prone is probably second biggest. I just don't want to root for that, but yeah.
You're right.
We're doing outcomes.
Blame Pi.
Blame Pi.
And then he's a mess off the court.
No.
And this season goes badly is probably 10%, 12%.
This is where I don't know how popular this is,
but when we say mess off the court
in the historic moments of people being a mess off the court.
Distraction that causes him to miss games.
Yeah, sure. But like,
if you want to go through all the guys.
Go through like the seventies and eighties.
Well not even have to do that. You can do recent stuff.
Like Jaws not in the same tier of some of these guys that are fucked up.
My guess is All-Star.
But he also, those guys also were not supposed
to be the face of the league.
Because we, you know, the league was hoping two years ago
that Jau would be the face of,
the way that we're doing.
What happened with Edwards was what they wanted
to happen with Jau two years ago.
Right, that's all Nike signature issue.
Most exciting social media All-Star, American player.
Edwards kind of took it.
So there's a scenario where he's awesome this year,
partly because Edwards took the spot
that was sitting there for him.
I like this.
It's a Zack Eaddy investors relations call.
We've taken a position on Zack Eaddy,
the ninth pick in the draft.
I just, I think he's gonna be pretty good for them.
I'm excited to watch him because he's a weird NBA player
in a league where everybody is looking increasingly the same.
I like that he has to be out at the end of games
because he can get fouled
and will make the last two free throws.
I think he's gonna be really hard to guard.
I think there's gonna be certain matchups
where they're like, Jesus Christ,
Zach Eady has 18 points in the first half. There's gonna be other games where it's like, wow, they can't hide him on defense.
I recommend a small purchase of Edie stock here.
You in-house?
For Verneau, very small buy.
I'll add some Edie to the portfolio, but it's like it's spec money. Rossella?
Look, here's what I would ask.
Are you actually going to throw it to him in the post?
Like you're going, you're going to do that because if we go, who led the league in post-ups last year, it was Jokic with eight.
All right.
Embiid was second at less than five. So that's not what anybody's going to do. who led the league in post-ups last year? It was Jokic with eight, all right?
Embiid was second at less than five. So that's not what anybody does.
Al Jefferson led the league in post-up touches,
like real post-ups.
That was a great era.
I loved that, Al Jefferson.
Like with 20, and it was only like 10 years ago.
If you could redo Al Jefferson or Dee Brown's career,
and you could only redo one, which one would you redo?
Big Al, man.
I just feel like he had bad luck
for three straight years with dumb injuries.
I know, I loved him.
I loved him because he just, you know.
I thought he could have been a 25 point a game guy.
He was unguardable on the block.
He had great feet, great hands.
I didn't even know that his body.
His feet was bad luck.
But so the, like if you're telling me
the guy that lit it up, like sometimes you're like,
okay, well he's seven four.
I just didn't think a team would actually want
to run an offense that way,
because nobody does it anymore.
Yeah.
So I guess if you're gonna take him in the top 10,
then it means you're going to do something
that nobody does anymore.
I think the number five guy in post-ups
was Shen Gun at 3.8, a gain.
So is Edie getting 10?
And then Shen Goon got hurt
and then Houston played better without him.
People are like, wait, what's going on here?
But that's perfect
because then you think of like the best version of Ja,
space it out, let him attack, no help.
So where's Zach Edie when that's happening?
He took two threes his entire college career.
So I think the Edady stuff that we're seeing
is kind of awesome, like good for him, you know?
But specific to, I guess if you invest in this
kind of picking him, you're gonna do that.
Does that get in Jaws way a little bit?
And then of course I'll, you know.
So it sounds like you don't wanna buy in on Eady.
House and I'll, we'll cover you. Small bit, small taste. I'm a little higher on them, but I the job. What is it then?
What what is it?
Because there's gonna be games
Okay, like they play New Orleans in New Orleans is like we still don't have a center
We're playing Herb Jones and this messy guy and we may play Zion and Center and Memphis a bit. That's great
We're just gonna post up Zach Eaddy
and he's gonna score on all these fucking dudes.
I think there's games like that.
I think he's a situational asset, right?
I wouldn't lie, against the Lakers,
probably not playing him, you know?
Against the Warriors, if they have Draymond,
it's like, yeah, let's see what this looks like.
Let's post up Draymond a couple times and see how it goes.
Yeah, it might be like a really successful novelty that I don't know.
It's like a Percy Harvin.
It's like those receivers that they're like, oh yeah, he's going to, we're going to run options
with him and weird reverses and swing passes. All right. New Orleans, of they're over under is 45 and a half. And they added Dejante Murray and Daniel Tice, Rossellas favorite player.
They lost Yonis Valanchinis.
They still have Brandon Ingram who they made the mistake of saying that they
were probably trading during the summer and then nobody made an offer.
They don't have a center unless you count Daniel Tice.
Um, Zion's in good shape.
Yeah.
He looks good.
It's awesome.
Looks like older and, uh, just felt like it was a fast forward to four years from now.
Um, I'm an under on this at 45 and a half.
I don't feel great about it.
I think this season's really hard, but the West is too good and I have too many questions
about what this team is gonna do defensively.
How much is Zion gonna play?
The Murray, McCollum, Ingram, Zion as four year, five guys
just seems super weird to me from a ball
kind of who's gonna be happy in that scenario standpoint.
Those seem to be like four guys that need the ball.
Um, it just feels like this team isn't the team they're going to be in February.
I feel like this is, this would be my pick for something weird.
Some trade is going to happen with this thing.
What do you have, Vaz?
Yeah, I'm in the same boat.
Um, I don't like a team starting off the season with the guy that they, they
didn't intend to have on the roster.
Feels slightly awkward.
Feels like they're a Wizards team, basically.
If you've been in that scenario many times.
Sure.
Andre Blatch is back!
And I was super blown away by Willie Green last year.
I thought down the stretch that New Orleans really had an opportunity to make some noise,
get into the playoffs. I really thought because they have a really like dynamic roster in terms of
what they can do defensively.
Yeah.
If everybody's healthy.
Um, the guy that doesn't fit that is Ingram, which made him so super
expendable, but he's on the roster.
So it's an under for me.
I can't, you know, I just can't invest in the idea that there's upside.
You know, they won 49 games and their total is 45 and a half.
It's crazy.
Uh, and the under is minus one 32.
So everybody's buying the under on this team and I'm going to go right along with them.
Rossello Larry Nance and Dyson Daniels were in that trade for Murray and Nance was
somebody that was finishing games for them and gave them a little, you know, I don't want to say small ball,
but a smaller ball. And, uh, I just thought he was really valuable for them.
And I don't like the mix of guys enough to go over,
say they're going to be 46 or higher, but you're a Zion guy.
You made it no secret. Yeah.
Where are you, over or under?
Under.
What happened to the Pelicans I love?
You know, a number of years ago, I'd be like,
you know, you look one through 13.
Yeah.
I'll take their one through 13.
It's kinda true.
Against anybody.
It was for a while.
Now Dyson Daniels is gone.
Maybe they can pick up Usman
Jang. I'll be excited about it again. But Murray hasn't defended like since San
Antonio. He's got this defensive rep and I don't see it anymore. I like CJ. Like I
kind of go, man Murray, CJ, Ingram, Zion. Like that should be good enough for a
high 40s win total. Like it should be 49 or 48. Or it's a fantasy team.
Whatever. Look, Zion's 24 and he played 70 games last year and at the worst
possible time he goes out in the play playing game and you're like,
here we go again. And you know, he'd played 29 total games the last two years. So it's a bit of a Zion thing.
And as much as I like Herb and I like Trey Murphy and I think Jordan Hawkins
still has a chance because I thought his shot making in that draft
was like the most NBA ready shot making.
And you can get stuck behind all these other dudes
like a Najee Marshall.
But I think the Nance point that you made Bill
is maybe a precursor to what we have now
with the main rotation.
Because when you looked at that matchup
against the Thunder, you're thinking,
okay, Valens Yunus is massive.
And now Chet's gonna have to deal with him,
and then Valance Yunis is getting all these rebounds,
right, but yet Willie Green wanted to close with Larry Nance
because he wanted to be more adaptable
to all the ball handling you saw with Thunder.
So I think that might be part of the reason
we have this version now,
because Willie Green even said, like, he's not the five,
we're not talking about fives,
we're talking about positionless.
I do think there's some credence to that,
but it's the end of the day.
End of the day, somebody's gonna have to guard
the other centers and it's gonna be Herb Jones a lot of time.
I think there's certain nights where you go.
I don't like that at all.
Dude, we love Herb Jones.
Find three guys not in the world.
I want Herb Jones guarding Luca.
I want him guarding everybody.
SGA.
E?
Also, they don't really have other defenders like him.
You know, because they got rid of Daniels.
Zion's not a, he's better than the disaster he was at the beginning of his career.
But even like you're bringing Trey Murphy and Hawkins off the bench, those guys aren't
locking anyone down either.
Trey's pretty active and he's long as hell.
So I don't want him guarding Luca.
No, well, I mean, you know.
I don't want him guarding Tatum.
I'm going to lose those anyway, especially with the Luca one.
This one, it already feels weirder than it needs to be
before the season starts.
Also.
So that's under for me, dog.
And where did their picks go?
They have all their firsts.
They have a Milwaukee swap in 26.
They have either a Bucs or a New Orleans first in 27.
And that's it.
Like that, that Lakers trade is basically paid out because they put that, that
pick in the, uh, in the Murray trade.
I said it earlier.
I'll say it again.
I think trading Trey Murphy might be the ultimate move for this team.
Cause I think he would have, I think he would bring back the most and it would
solve some of the issues they have, but I don't know what the move is anyway I'm going under so
we're all under on this. Geez tough times. I guess we'll find out how good Dejante Murray is because
there's been a lot of excuses the last three years and his stats are good and that's about it. Let's
take one more break and then we'll do the last two teams which are probably the most fun two teams to talk about.
Let's take one more break and then we'll do the last two teams, which are probably the most fun two teams to talk about.
Houston Rockets. Some action today, House.
We're at 43.5 for the over-under and it dropped down to 42.5.
They're plus 130 to be in the play-in. They're minus 150 to be in the playoffs.
They added Reed Shepard. This is the most fun depth chart to look at of any of the 30 teams.
Shengun, Jabari, Dillon Brooks, Jalen Green, Van Vliet as the starters.
Shepard, Thompson, Eason, Whitmore, Rosilis guy Landell. Steven Adams.
J. Sean Tate who I've sneaked in like for awhile.
Tate, item 12th.
Yeah.
I even write him down.
Jack Landell, the Spurs didn't know how to use him.
Is there a bigger high ceiling, low basement team than this?
You could talk me into 35 wins,
you could tell me they're gonna win 51.
Well, I don't know why they're gonna win less.
Why are they gonna win less?
I don't know.
I mean, and let's just the math of all the wins
that are available.
Well there's one, actually, you know I love this theory,
the too many guys theory.
But I do have too many guys.
They have too many guys.
All those guys I listed are like, I'm better than that guy.
I should be playing 30 minutes a game.
They have a lot of, I should be playing 30 minute a game
guy would be my fear.
This feels like a veteran gene, and look,
Stone's done an awesome job with the roster.
He has. Okay.
But there's also people that would tell you like, you can't do it this way. Cause now you have 15 guys all thinking they're supposed to be in the hall of fame.
Yeah.
Um, but I mean, whatever.
I'd rather have that problem.
Cam Whitmore is their ninth guy and I guarantee in practice, he's like, I'm
killing everybody in this practice.
Right.
Or he's looking at Reed Shepard the first day of practice being like, I'm going
to lose minutes to this guy.
And then Reed Shepard makes a 20 footer in his face.
This bumpkin.
Yeah.
Well, that's another thing.
Reid Shepard might in some cases be more effective than Van Vliet.
They have these situations where on the one hand you could say, well, their bench is going
to be awesome.
On the other hand, they're going to be in these weird situations where somebody might
be playing over somebody who's finishing games.
We already talked about the Shungun part where they- We have not.
Where they were better without him.
Better without him.
Jabari Smith looked great as a stretch five, basically.
Yeah.
If there's any coach that I trust to figure it out,
it's Emei.
I was really scared what you were gonna say there
when you paused.
You were like, if there's any coach I trust,
I was like, no, House, no!
To figure it out, good. To figure it out good to figure it out good play. Yeah spot. Yeah, we've moved beyond. Yeah
No, I think that Houston is super duper exciting super loaded to me
The biggest challenge is figuring out Jalen Green. They gotta figure out what they're gonna do with that dude. Not sure that he's
They gotta figure out what they're gonna do with that dude. Not sure that he's the...
I feel, it's the best I've felt about him.
Oh, well that's great. Okay.
Well that helps me. It's a super over for me.
I love this Houston team.
I think they're gonna be battling for 7-8.
I don't even, you know,
I think they're gonna like have a high enough record
that they might host the 7-8 play in.
I'm intrigued by the Jalen Green question too,
Rassilla, because
what did he, was like 27-28 a game there for a month? 278 playing I'm intrigued by the Jalen grant green question to Rosilla because
What did he was like 27 28 a game there for a month?
It was when shingoon went I think it was the OKC game like last yeah They were real moments where was like holy shit this guy's figured it out
but
There's a lot of guys in this team who need the ball
yeah, it used to be a bunch of guys playing basketball
without each other.
Right.
It was like four famous people on a podcast
that have all had a really good run,
and they're like, let's start a podcast this week,
and you're just like, what the fuck are you guys doing?
That's how the Rockets used to look.
And I used to enjoy how much I hated it.
Serious, I'm like, these guys are so, and then.
Well we used to have that joke about whoever got the ball
over half court got to shoot.
Exactly, exactly.
But I didn't feel like they were like that
down the stretch last year.
No, but I think the Van Vliet, Dillon Brooks numbers
that even though when they came out, you know,
like, oh my God, like, what are you paying those guys?
People were making China jokes for Dillon Brooks
after that Lakers series when he was in Memphis.
They're like, oh, I'm gonna get like 60, 80 million bucks.
So what happened was, I think a couple of adults in the room
and Jaylen, I'd see, if I'm a Rockets fan,
I love how talented Shungoon is,
but I can't unsee what that stretch was like.
And I-
It's a higher ceiling with how we know basketball is played,
where you have to have a guy like Jalen Green.
And Shungoon, it's a little more mixed on,
can you win four straight rounds with a guy you're running an offense through?
And I'm starting to worry about Jabari,
like not showing enough of the high-end stuff,
where ball handling was a question for him coming out of Auburn.
And he just doesn't really get... there's a lot of like during the bad
Jaylen stuff and be like, can you guys find him once in the corner?
And it didn't seem like they wanted to.
So I can't wait for the Reed Shepard dynamic of all of this.
This shepherd, because it was a team that did not shoot the ball well last year.
They were 23rd from three house.
They actually were better offensively
than maybe you'd think 20th.
But the thing is, this is a young team
that played really good defense.
So can you live with Van Vliet and Shepard at the same time?
I don't know.
It's endless.
It's worth it.
Is this your number one league pass team house?
They're super high up there, definitely.
Just to reach Shepard.
If Shepard's like Mark Price in the early 90s,
this might be the number one league pass team for me.
Super fun to watch.
If he's just coming off the bench and just lighting dudes up.
I can't wait.
I can't wait either.
This is the I can't wait team.
We all have to go over on this team.
I mean, 42 and a half.
Yeah.
Come on.
The fact that they have the same over under as the Lakers is hilarious.
It's honestly hilarious. They have so much more talent than the Lakers.
I just love them, Bill.
Right. Come on.
West teams you'd want to be next five years.
Will we all agree OKC's first?
Yeah.
Is San Antonio second?
Because you get Wemby. I know. I only can see Wemby. first? Yeah. Is San Antonio second?
Cause you get Wemby. I know that's, I only can see.
I'll give you six teams. OKC, San Antonio, Minnesota, Houston, Denver, Dallas.
I have Minnesota second cause that's how much I believe in Edwards.
I have Minnesota second for the same reason. Over Wemby? Yeah.
Cause the team is San Antonio second. The team is already there.
That kid's going to get a bunch of runs to
The NBA finals because they have so many picks to play with two with him
Yeah, Minnesota kind of Minnesota like this is the team yeah, but I think Houston is
probably four over Denver and Dallas just cuz
Way over Dallas, you know way over Dallas. Okay, so here's where I have Dallas. But this is where you have, you have Jokic and Luka.
I would have Dallas higher than Houston.
Cause you know you're getting them.
But you're already getting somebody who's gonna go down.
Man, that's a better, you're right.
It's pretty good.
The whole point of Houston is you're hoping
one of these guys is it.
You're right.
With Luka, with this start.
You have to put Denver and Dallas on there.
As you mentioned, the first five years of Luka start,
wouldn't you put that in perspective
of who the other seven guys are?
No, you gotta unbuckle those.
Why would you have Denver over Houston?
Denver is going nowhere.
Because I love Jokic.
Denver is dead man walking.
Can people stop pretending Jokic
is gonna quit in two years?
I like it because.
For horses, I hate this.
No, I'm doing it because.
Stop it, you did it twice already.
I want him to get mad at it and be like,
no, I'm actually gonna play until I'm 40 in America.
You know, like a guy has a fucking interest, God forbid.
It's like in the Sopranos when Tony got the horse.
That's Jokic. He just likes going to the barn.
When Chris wanted to write screenplays, Tony was like,
and then he invested in Cleaver.
Right. So it's like, what the fuck, man?
Stay consistent. I feel like Cleaver was a good idea. It's like, what the fuck, man? Stay consistent.
I think Cleaver was a good idea.
How's that?
I watched some sopranos last night.
Loved it.
Yeah.
Very.
Guess what?
Guess what always delivers the sopranos.
It's always, it's always good.
Although if you binge it too hard, you can start being like, am I in a bad mood?
Right.
It's like those hospital shows are like that too.
The doc is great.
So it's been great anatomy. The doc was really good. Yeah. It was really those hospital shows relate that too. The doc is great.
So it binged Grey's Anatomy.
The doc was really good.
Yeah, it was really well done, well executed.
Three overs for Houston.
San Antonio Spurs, 35 and a half.
This is the most.
Yeah, everybody was gonna take the over no matter what,
so they just said screw it,
we're putting this number as high as we can.
They're just daring you.
Yeah, daring you.
Last week in the Eagles game,
the Eagles ended up,
they were favored by nine and a half over the Browns
because people like Fandel were like,
you don't wanna take Deshaun Watson,
we're just gonna keep raising the line.
Yeah, I bet if we put it at nine,
you still don't wanna take Deshaun Watson.
And people were like,
I don't wanna take Desha Sean Watson. You're right.
This line, they're like, you love Wemby.
Like they have on the Fandel thing,
they have a Wemby specials.
You just have all these,
will Wemby have a quadruple double?
Will Wemby have a 30, 20 and 10?
So anyway, it's 35 and a half.
It's way too fucking high.
I don't see any scenario where they hit this.
It's preposterous.
It's preposterous. It's preposterous.
It's preposterous.
And I don't think they want to hit it.
He can't play all 82 games.
And the only way for them to win 36 games
is for him to play 82 games.
Their starters are going to be Wemby, Sohan,
Harrison Barnes.
Yeah, adults in the room.
Devin Vassell and CP3.
And then Castle coming up the bench
with Kelton Johnson and Zach Collins and Trey Jones.
So it's at least,
it's at least looks like an NBA nine man rotation finally.
So they, they checked that box.
So he's not playing point guard this year?
He's not going to play point guard and run actions.
Rusella, what's the Wembe ceiling for you this year?
Because I, I was-
Jesus, baby Jesus? I was looking at all these props.
So I'm Fandel, 24 points per game is minus 390.
Five plus assists a game is minus 150.
Twelve rebounds a game is minus 230.
And for him to be the block's leader is minus 480.
So those are all like they're saying-
All on the board.
Because I think you have to break this team into pre and post all-star
100% which is why I landed at perfect sense could when be average 24 12 and 5 and win the blocks title and
From we saw the last two months
Five
After the all-star break exactly what it was 23 and a half points 12 boards 5
Assist the assist stuff is nuts. I mean he took seven threes a game in the second half, hit 33%. That's going to get better. Yeah,
the turnover number that I mentioned earlier was scoot, but I mean, it's four and a half blocks
after that and the Spurs went 11 and 16. And I think eventually years from now, maybe it's already
now, but like, I know the defensive player of the year voting that I was arguing for that I knew I
was going gonna lose.
I just.
You were like what revolutionary war guy were you like?
Were you gonna be on the right side of history?
Lafayette.
For real?
Yeah.
That might be the best answer I've ever come up with.
That was pretty cool.
You were like Lafayette.
Yeah.
So.
You try to tell everyone.
Yeah, like guys, just saying.
So look, I think there were kind of two different teams
and like, look, with Chris Paul just there
to throw an entry pass to Weminyama, like thank God.
Can you imagine in practice when Chris Paul
threw him an entry pass and Wemby was like,
what the hell was that?
I put my hand out and he just sent a bounce pass
and it went to where my hand was. Did I put my hand out and you just sent a bounce pass
and it went to where my hand was.
Did I tell you I ran into Chris Paul in the Vegas
in the Fountain Blue in Vegas for Summer League?
Yeah.
So it was after I'd had him for the live show.
Yeah.
So I was coming down to the lobby and then he comes up
and it was like just two dudes glowing in it.
We talked about officiating for like 20 minutes.
Officiating then Wembee?
Yeah, we didn't even really get to Wembee.
Just officiating? Yeah, it just't even really get to Wemby. Just the fish 8?
Yeah, it was one of those things that,
thank God I'd had the live show
to kind of tie it all up together.
But he was pumped, he was so pumped.
Like, you know, I don't know if a player would ever be like,
yeah, they were my only option.
But he just was so pumped about,
like, at the end of my career, I'm going to play with this guy.
And I think, you know, whatever you think about like Paul, I bet you win.
Benyama is just like fired up, man.
Like this Sohan experiment that was ridiculous.
I don't think Keldon Johnson is this bad.
I think Visell is pretty good.
We'll see what they have with Castle.
There's a few other young guys.
There's contracts here that aren't that great, but 36 wins.
I like Castle.
Um, sadly I have to do this.
Just let House and I talk about this.
You don't have to participate.
House, are we sure Chris Paul has anything left?
So last year, Russel, sit it out and have a drink.
Last year, 58 games, 26.4 minutes a game.
9.2 points, 6.8 assists.
He's gonna be, he's 39, he turns 40 in May.
Here's the list of 39 year olds guards
who have averaged four assists a game.
John Stockton.
Nobody else.
In fact, only 11 players total have been 39 year old guards in the NBA.
Like he's not, not only old, there's really no historical precedent for this.
You're talking about end of the year, end of the career, Derek Fisher on OKC,
Darryl Armstrong, Jason Terry, Vince Carter on Memphis.
How many games does he have to play?
Let's look at his assist over under.
Right, so I was trying to think like,
what's the best case, worst case scenario for Chris Paul?
Cause I thought he looked closer to maybe being
on the end of the line last year.
Sure.
So what's the comeback year from that?
Is it 65 games and he averages eight assists a game?
He was 8.8 two years ago.
I think that's perfect.
I think that's all that San Antonio is asking for.
And I think he's, he can do that.
I don't think that they're going to be asking, putting him in the position.
Golden state needed him to be good.
Golden state needed him to compete.
Cause the Curry and just the weird team they had, they state needed him to compete. Well, they also, because of Curry and just the weird team they had, they actually needed
him to like play defense.
Yeah.
So now Wemby's protecting him.
Yeah.
I like it.
I think it's a best case scenario.
So there's really no statistical evidence other than John Stockton that any 39 year
old point guard can play 30 minutes a game.
I don't know that they're going to ask him to do that.
I can't imagine Pavlovich would ask him to do that. I can't imagine Popovich would ask him to do that.
I just think a nice entry pass a couple of times a night
is going to be an awesome feeling.
I think it's fair.
I'm going to read you best big man of the last 40 years,
year two.
Tim Duncan won the title.
Bob Pettit.
No, I'm not going back that far.
Kareem, I guess 50 plus years.
Kareem won the title.
Hakeem lost in the finals in year two.
Cowens, 56 wins.
David Robinson, 55.
Shaq, 50.
Unfamiliar.
Patrick Ewing, our only,
24 wins for Patrick Ewing in year two.
So if you're making the case for the over,
there's a, hey, look at all the greatest big men ever. Those guys were actually fucking awesome in year two. So if you're making the case for the over, there's a, Hey, look at all the
greatest big men ever.
Those guys were actually fucking awesome in year two, but that, you know, they
were all their different situations.
Those teams were, those are pretty, yeah, the cream was four years in college.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ralph Sampson year two, they were in the playoffs at least, but, um, the picks are
what's really fascinating with this team.
They have Atlanta's unprotected first this year.
They have a swap with them in 26. That's what's really fascinating with this team. They have Atlanta's unprotected first this year. They have a swap with them in 26.
That's what's crazy too.
The Murray, like Bill, coming to do now for Atlanta.
Yeah.
Oh, it's coming.
A swap 26 and then they get the Atlanta's 27.
They have a Boston swap.
They have a Dallas swap.
They have two Minnesota swaps and they get a Minnesota pick.
Sorry.
One Minnesota, one swap. They have a Sacramento swap
So and they have all their first so when they decide
Yo
This guy would look great with one B. Who are we saying last night would have been unbelievable with one B. I
Know this is gonna sound funny. It was Ben Simmons
great
We didn't say it you didn't see Ben Simmons last night, apparently.
We were saying theoretically, theoretically the guy we were watching in some random terrible
exhibition game, the stuff Ben Simmons was doing.
The Brooklyn Nets against the Washington Wizards.
House made the point, if you took this person and he could reliably do this
over and over again, this is a very good teammate
for Victor Wimanyama.
He's like a second round top 45 protected swap.
I can't wait for the Ben X.
Brooklyn's like, I can't believe this.
They're calling about Ben.
We'll do it.
We'll wait for Brooklyn.
I do think it would work.
I still think it.
So we're all going under.
Under, what was it?
35 and a half. Yes, that's fine.
Okay.
That's it.
Should I roll through these one more time just so we have them?
Okay.
Cause I wrote everything down.
Oklahoma city over, over, over 57 and a half.
Denver 50 and a half.
I went over Rosilla and house went under Minnesota 51 and a half.
We all went over Utah 27 and a half.
I went under Rosilla went over and house went over.
I was surprised by that one.
Portland, 20 and a half.
Me and house went under, Rossello went over.
Dallas, 50 and a half.
Me and house went over, Rossello went under.
So you zagged again, so you did some zagging.
Memphis, 47 and a half.
Mean House went under, Rosilla went over.
New Orleans, 45 and a half, all three of us went under.
Houston, 42 and a half.
Heavy hearty enthusiastic overs from all three of us.
What do the Houston fans do by the way
when we're super enthusiastic about their team
and we all go over and they're like,
but you fucking hate us but
I mean, I don't think there's any fan base that hated me more than Toronto and then you still be number two, you know
These guys still hate us. Are you still impersonating?
I don't even think that's an accident from Houston. They're like Tommy they all went over
No, they fucking hate us just deep down. What the fuck are you doing?
We have a southern accent you went let's I want you to do the southern accent
Rosalos all over us all fucking time
Like I work out I work out
I think there's a Houston accent. Well, I know they're ever you get a first accent. Yeah, I think there is a listen
I'm just workshopping shit guys. You're like the guy in the Boston Marathon movie and Walberg's like fuck you who casted this guy
Tell me can't do it
Last one is San Antonio, which is 35 and a half. And we all went under.
That's it for part one.
Thanks to Kyle Creighton.
Thanks to Gahau.
Thanks to Steve Cerruti.
Has he been watching this?
See on there.
Hi Cerruti.
Uh, we're coming back for, uh, for part two.
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