The Bill Simmons Podcast - NFL Draft Notes, Knicks and Nuggets Red Flags, Atlanta’s Moment, and Vrabel’s Mess | With Rob Mahoney and Sean Fennessey
Episode Date: April 24, 2026The Ringer’s Bill Simmons talks about what a great sports week it is before giving his thoughts on the NFL draft and the Mike Vrabel situation (2:28). Then, Rob Mahoney joins to react to the Timberw...olves tying up the series against the Nuggets before recapping the Raptors taking Game 3 against the Cavs and the Hawks taking a 2-1 lead against the Knicks (24:30). Finally, Sean Fennessey hops on to discuss the Knicks' side of the series, the Lakers-Rockets matchup, and Sean’s new newsletter, ‘Projections’ (53:28). Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Rob Mahoney and Sean Fennessey Producers: Chia Hao Tat and Eduardo Ocampo #ULTRACourtside could get you closer to the game! https://michelobultra.com/courtside MICHELOB ULTRA® COURTSIDE ’25 to ’26. No Purchase Necessary. Open to US residents 21 plus. Begins on October 1, 2025 and ends on June 30, 2026 Multiple entry periods. See Official Rules at https://michelobultra.com/courtside for free entry, entry deadlines, prizes, and details. The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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There's always been a great argument about April versus October for Best Sports Month,
which I've covered in multiple mailbags back when my fingers worked.
And I think the answer is probably October because you really get hardcore NFL
and there's just games constantly in the World Series and everything.
But this specific week where you have basketball playoffs round one, there's games every night,
NHL, round one, games every night.
you have the NFL draft, all the weed up for it,
and then you have baseball going on too.
So I had, this is one of the rare nights
where I had to actually break out this big iPad here
for a fourth TV because I wanted to watch Buffalo and the Bruins.
I wanted to watch two basketball games.
I wouldn't watch the NFL draft.
I would have cared about Red Sox Yankees
if the Red Sox were good this year,
but that's sunk cost.
Southing team John Henry.
Anyway, I have some NFL draft thoughts,
and I want to talk about Brable at the end.
So in no particular order, pretty boring draft.
I think next year's draft's going to be awesome.
So this was almost like the appetizer leading to the entree.
Like we knew who the number one pick was going to be for, for three months.
Vegas moves into the Mendoza era.
And we'll see, we'll see how good he's going to be.
The only certainty is that Tom Brady and Mendoza will probably film
some of the most awkward social media content that God has ever created.
those two guys together,
anything's possible.
I can't even fathom
how would and some of the interactions are going to be.
Can't wait.
Big winners, I guess the Giants,
because Reese fell to five.
A lot of people,
including our own dating Kelly,
had him as the number one player in the draft.
Not even 21 years old yet.
Awesome pass rusher,
you know, just do it all.
Defender, potentially.
Who knows with these guys?
But he fell to five,
and then they got an offensive line.
it did seem like there was a moment when they were going to get downs,
the safety who Dallas took at number 11,
and they were going to get Reese and downs.
And I think if you gave true serum to every Giants fan,
even though the offensive line was a smart pick for them,
if you gave true serum to the Giants fans,
doubling down on an already potentially pretty good defense with Reese and with downs,
I think they all would have signed up for that.
And in general, I just think the Giants,
I said this on Tuesday's pot.
I think they are looming as this year's Patriots, just that worst to first, easy schedule,
added a bunch of guys, new coach, they'd check every box.
So they took the offensive lineman with the herniated disc.
I'm sure it'll be fine.
What could go wrong with a herniated disc?
Nine offensive linemen in the first round.
We talked about this on Tuesday's pod.
The overrunder was seven and a half and that kept moving up.
They really could have made eight and a half.
And I think it was, I ended up being nine anyway.
So the Giants, they were fun to talk.
about. Ty Simpson goes to the Rams at number 13. And it was one of those where if he didn't
go 13, he might have fallen all the way to the end of the first round. Sean McVeigh is one of those.
I'm not trading down. I'm Sean McVeigh. No way. He is Sean McVeigh. He's one of
Super Bowl. I probably would have traded down. So this is one of those where this guy that
this guy does not check a lot of the quarterback boxes like career starts. He's not big enough.
was bad down the stretch, but people were then decided it was more his team's fault that he
wasn't that good. And yet, you go to the Rams and you just feel like the guy's been minted.
I was trying to think of other, it's almost like a movie director. You know, if you're in like
a Chris Nolan movie, you're just, you're in a Chris Nolan movie. It's going to be fine.
And maybe that's the way this will work out with Simpson going to McVeigh sitting for a year.
I don't mind the whole not traded down thing personally. I do think we get a lot.
a little carried away with that.
Where if they go from 13 to 18 and pick up a third round pick next year,
you know, and then they take them there, then it's a brilliant move.
But if you'd just take them at 13 because you wanted them and you were afraid
somebody else was going to take them, not brilliant.
I didn't mind it.
It felt about, I don't know, 10 picks too high, but whatever.
I like Stiles to Washington was great.
Sunny Stiles, the linebacker, perfect pick, gave the Washington fans like a signature guy.
And then Downs to Dallas was another great one.
I really enjoyed Arizona taking love, the running back at number three,
which was a classic, we don't know who to take care.
Fuck it.
Let's just take the top guy on our board.
The last four top three running backs taken, Ronnie Brown, number two,
Reggie Bush number two, Barkley number two,
and Trent Richardson number three.
That's 25%.
Really small sample size.
But their quarterback's Jacoby Brissette,
and he's being backed up by Gardner Minchu.
And I don't think they can really block
and they're in a division with the Rams and the Niners
and the Seahawks.
So good luck to love.
I was kind of hoping he would fall to the Titans,
but he ends up going there and Titans took a receiver.
Another big thing that happened,
Lemon goes to Philly at 20.
They trade up for the receiver from USC,
which basically confirms that AJ Brown's going to be on the Patriots
because they've just spent all this capital on receiver.
we get to watch another Eagles wide receivers
slowly become unhappy
and lose the will to live
on the Philadelphia Eagles.
But AJ Brown sounds like we'll be going
to the Patriots.
I don't know what the trade is.
I really hope it's not next year's number one
because I'm not convinced
the Patriots are going to be very good next year.
There's a lot of bad sides against it,
including Super Bowl loss,
Super Bowl hangover, all that stuff,
first place schedule.
I'm not sure you know the story
that's happening with our coach,
but it's not good.
But a lot of bad signs.
So I hope it's the 2028 first round pick.
More stuff from the draft.
Jets ended up with three first rounders.
They took Bailey second pass rusher.
I thought they should take a race.
They took Sadiq, the tight end at 16.
And then they traded back up into the first round and take Cooper,
the excellent Indiana receiver.
I really like him at 30.
So great draft on paper.
They did trade two of their best players to get two of the picks that then led to
them coming out of the first round being like,
we got three starters in the first round.
Well, it's because you traded two.
It's like optical illusion.
But I didn't mind the draft.
I thought they should take in Reese.
Kansas City got a cornerback.
They traded up for that.
New England traded up for Lomu,
the tackle, who I guess is going to be the right tackle from Utah.
But traded up jump Kansas City and the Niners.
The Patriots never jumped teams.
So that was fun.
So they gave up a fourth rounder in that pitch.
and then Mike Vrabble is also giving up the fourth round on Saturday.
Tennessee took Tate fourth, so we'll get on the glass half full, word to Tate connection.
Sounds fun.
Red flagged that he was the second best receiver at Ohio State and somehow went number one in this
draft.
I got slate, slate, slate, Marvin Williams flashbacks with that.
Remember when Marvel Williams got taken ahead of Chris Ball in the 2005 NBA draft,
even though he didn't start from North Carolina.
I was like a voice crying in the wilderness.
This seems wrong.
Why didn't this guy start for North Carolina?
How is he going to be the number two pick in the draft?
The other one that worried me was Tyson, the wide receiver,
who's stud but injury prone.
And I talked on Tuesday about the different types of wide receivers.
The injury prone stud has broken a lot of hearts over the years
and sometimes made some teams happy.
You just never know.
He goes to the Saints, a team that plays in the Superdome
and has a pretty legendary situation with the Saints and the Pelicans,
and they cheap out on training staff, medical staff stuff,
and it just feels like a good luck all the way around.
I don't know if I would have taken this guy if I'm the Saints,
but I guess Chris Olive has somebody to play cards with when he's in the trainer's room.
the biggest thing I noticed from the draft,
other than I don't really understand ESPN's strategy
of having the college guys on ABC
and then whatever that Mike Greenberg thing was on ESPN,
but not just using the NFL live people,
which is a really good show.
I just maybe would have used those people.
But Goodell's hugs,
this has been weird the entire time he's been doing it,
and there's been a million comments and a million videos,
and I'm not breaking any new ground here.
The hugs have gotten longer.
I think he's tried to figure out how he can,
I'd love for somebody to break this down,
the hugs from 10, 12 years ago to the hugs in 2006,
because I think he's holding on longer.
I think he's trying to make them more meaningful.
And they're starting to take on the vibes of somebody
who's reuniting with their son,
who just did a five-year tour in Vietnam in the early 70s and came home.
And they never thought they'd see their son again and they see them and they're just hugging
for 10, 12 seconds.
And that's how long these hugs are taking now.
And I just don't understand that.
I know it's this thing.
It's pretty weird.
And I think we're forgetting how weird it is.
I just think it's strange that he hugs 32 people for 10 seconds apiece, it feels like.
I don't know.
And I also don't know.
It's almost like wrestling.
when the moves in wrestling,
and they kept going higher and higher with the jumps,
and then eventually you have people jumping off 25-foot ladders
and shit like that.
And you're like,
all right,
somebody's going to break their neck now.
I don't know how far,
how much further he can push the hugs.
I guess,
I guess we'll be on pins and needles trying to find out.
The Steelers were up,
and it was in Pittsburgh,
and they had over 320,000 people there.
I ask this every year.
I have no idea why anybody would want to go to the draft.
I'm trying to think at any point in my life when I was the craziest about sports,
even when, you know, I was going to Yankee Stadium and sitting in the upper deck wearing
a Red Sox shirt and Bruins pants and just was a lunatic.
I don't even think then I would have wanted to go to the draft.
I just don't really understand why people want to go.
Maybe I'm missing something.
I'd love if you can feel free to email me.
at BS Podcast 33 and explain it.
I just don't get it.
I don't really want to do anything that has
320,000 people in it, but I'm also old.
But anyway, they played Renegade by Sticks
that the Steelers have kind of claimed pretty good song.
Can't kill him on that.
And they got the crowd into an absolute frenzy
because the Steelers are picking,
and Jerome Bettis was coming out, waving a towel.
And then they took a left tackle.
And I always think that's funny when that happens.
I always really enjoyed that.
All right.
Got to talk about Vrabel really quick.
You know, the story happened.
Diane and Rossini's been on this podcast before.
I don't know her very well.
I only met her one time in New Orleans.
And Vrabel is the coach of my favorite team.
So the whole story happens.
And I was debating whether to talk about it on the pot.
And it's just like, they're both married, both have kids.
Like, let's kind of see where this goes.
And I thought I would maybe cover it a mailbag or something.
then this week it goes to a whole other level to the point that it really did become a football
story this week because for one thing he's missing the third day of the draft where the Patriots
had Apex now they have seven because they traded the fourth rounder but he's he's stayed there
today for the draft he's there tomorrow and then he's gone for the weekend because he's got some
family counseling stuff and uh did a press conference today and basically was like I have to do this
you know he was like family first than football respectable um i don't know why i could have started on
a sunday but um that made it more of a football story and then the fact that this seemed to be
going on for um a long time um you know they almost like that movie same time next year
cross with broke back mountain or something but um at some point this became one of the craziest boston
stories, I think, ever. I can't tell you how many texts I've gotten about it, how many
I've sent about it, like, just trying to figure out, like, is this story going to get worse?
And it actually feels like it, like there's more coming. And it feels like, you know, the evidence
is whether it was an on again, off again thing or whatever. But they clearly had some sort
of relationship. And she was covering the team. And he was coaching the Titans and the Patriots.
She was covering the league. And the, you know, the, you know,
the athletic got involved.
They stood up,
they athletic and the Patriots both stood up for them
because they were telling them,
you know,
now this story is nothing.
It's a nothing burger,
which you're going to do.
You're trying to protect your family.
But then it was clear there was way more to the story.
And now the tone has shifted.
And it just feels like if,
you know,
all the Patriots fans that I'm talking to and,
you know,
even somebody like my dad and we talk about it,
we're just like,
this feels like a terrible moment just for the season.
not to mention all the personal stuff.
There's no way this isn't going to affect the coach.
There's no way this isn't going to affect the team.
Also coming off some of the other stuff that happened.
And the way variable carried himself last year is like such a leader and the Patriots are
a family and is this going to seem genuine now?
And it's just one of those sports stories that just sucks in every capacity other than,
you know, unless you're on social media, get jokes out of it.
But in terms of like the craziest Boston story.
ever, which I really try to put some time into thinking about. And I didn't want to put like dark stuff,
like Reggie Lewis, things like that. But just the kind of what the fuck, the WTF Boston sports
stories, a really great one when I was a when I was a kid, the Celtics won the 1976 title.
And then they let Paul Silas go, who was their best rebound. It was my dad's favorite player.
And Dave Cowens, the center, who was, you know, one of the best players of the league, just retired the
next season in his prime and sat out like the first 35 games and at one point I can't remember
he I think he drove a cab one night but then at one point he took a job working for Suffolk Downs,
the racetrack and this was just being covered day to day in Boston like I'm trying to think
if this happened now because the players didn't make that much money back then but I can't
describe how fucking bonkers this was when it was happening like Dave Cowens he's just going to retire
And it's like, Dave Counts took a job at Suffolk Downs.
That story was nuts.
The Larry Bird, 1985 bar fight that happened in the playoffs that we didn't find out about
until all of the sudden he was having issues with this thumb.
And he was the best player in the league and he was in the hottest streak he'd ever had.
And then all of a sudden, his shot was going sideways and he had obviously swollen thumb.
And then it turned out he was in a bar fight in Boston.
And then it got reported by Dan Shaughnessy and everybody got mad at Shaughnessy that he
kind of told a tale about bird, but actually it was a real story and he should have written
about it.
And it was one of the things that cost them the title.
That was weird.
But it turned out he punched him dude in a bar.
Paul Pierce getting stabbed.
It was awful.
Oil Cam Boyd, which was one of our best pitchers during the 1980s season when we went to the
World Series and then had 13 pitches to win the World Series.
and I don't know if you remember,
but we fucking lost the World Series in the Mets.
But Oil Cam Boyd, he did make the All-Star team
and spun out and disappeared
and was actually on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
And there were all these rumors that he was doing drugs
and all that and he was just really unraveled
in all these different ways.
And then came back and pitched
and then became so unreliable that they couldn't pitch him,
him in in game seven and it was one of the many reasons why they lost to the Mets and in 2012
oil Campbell and admitted that he was smoking crack every day during the season so our fears were
valid but that was just really weird looking back he made docket and the Celtics that happened
recently that was crazy irving fryer missed the 1985 aFC championship game he was not our best
receiver but one of our best offensive players and he was a kick returner
He was the number one pick in the 84 draft.
And he missed it because he had a hand laceration.
And then it turned out his wife stabbed him in the kitchen in the hand.
And it became the story that came out.
And that story was nuts.
But obviously the winner here is Aaron Hernandez.
And we don't need to go into this.
But this Raible Rossini story is really nuts.
And it's been interesting to watch everybody who has a platform
try to figure out ways to talk about it.
Because at one point, it didn't really.
feel like a story, but now it is. And it's undeniable. And even today, like, I was really
convinced that he was either going to step aside for two months or maybe even step down.
And this is a guy that completely rejuvenated the team, turned the culture around,
created something that seemed really substantial. And if you had told me in January,
we'd have questions about Drake May and Mike Vrable. That would have seemed insane. I don't
have any questions about Drake May, by the way. I think the weird thing,
thing about this story is I don't know if it's over. Is there more stuff coming? We're already seeing
like today there was 2020 photos from back then and then there was like the people are, it seems
like they're going through their iPhones like, oh yeah, I think I was at a bar one night. I noticed.
So who knows if this is going to keep going. But Vrabel, his demeanor at the press conference today,
he just looked like he had been hit by a truck. And it was really, really strange. So we'll,
we'll see how this goes. But I felt like I had to.
to had to mention. This is about as crazy of a Boston sports store as I can remember. And
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Who's stepping up?
What are we going to do?
Let's calm down.
Can we rise to the moment or are we going to shrink from it?
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It's definitely like, for instance, going to happen in this Denver, Minnesota series.
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taken it from Denver and at some point somebody in Denver is going to have to hit a shot and
you're going to look around and go, who's going to do it?
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We're recording a little after 9 p.m. Pacific time.
Incredible sports night.
Rob Mahoney is here.
We're going to talk basketball first.
I thought we'd be here under better circumstances, Rob.
Wolf's Nuggets, game three.
Jada McDaniels talking all kinds of trash about the Nuggets defense.
And then all of a sudden, Aaron Gordon gets scratched.
It's like, uh-oh.
And then Minnesota just kicked their ass again.
And I, as a longtime Joker fan, Joker and Curry, my two favorite non-Seltics,
I just like watching them play basketball.
I don't think I'm going to be potentially watching him in about 10 days.
It's heartbreaking for you.
for many of us.
I have to say, though,
we give Yokic a lot of benefit of the doubt
when things like this happen.
When the circumstances aren't ideal,
when guys are scratched out of the lineup,
he gets a lot of leeway.
His inability over these last two games
to get anything going whatsoever
against Rudy Gobert is a massive problem.
And I think it's fair to hold him to a different standard.
We talk about him as one of these stars
who doesn't need ideal circumstances to be effective,
who doesn't need everything to be just so to win.
And yet in this,
series against a opponent like Minnesota, it kind of feels that way.
It's tough because he can't make threes.
They're not going in.
Nope.
And Minnesota is just doing one-on-one with him versus Joker.
And if he's not making the threes, that means he either has to beat him off the dribble,
which is hard, or he has to post him up, which is really hard.
And they're willing to live.
Like, I think he had, he had like 23 shots pretty early in the third quarter of this game.
That's not what he, that's not how he wants to play.
That's not how Denver wants to play.
but they've just made the decision like yeah joker knock yourself out take 30 shots if you're not
making threes you're probably going to go like 12 for 30 and that's great for us so the gordon thing
you know i could say i did a thing on tuesday about it about uh i didn't like the way he looked in game
two at all i didn't really know fully what the injury was but he clearly wasn't himself and
you know unfortunately every team has their superpower guy like i think for the celtics that's white
if they're going to win the title,
he's going to have to shoot better
and play better than he is.
I think for the Knicks,
it's Ananoby.
He's gone down the line.
Everybody has the one guy.
I think for the Nuggets,
it's Gordon.
And without him and without Peyton Watson,
I don't know I see a path
unless there's a corresponding
Timberwolves injury.
Well, especially with Gordon,
even when he was out there
but wasn't himself,
the concept of him
was enough to be a deterrent
for a lot of the other things
that the wolves might throw out you
defensively versus a game like this.
And it's because he's such an important shooter
for them.
He's really the piece that elevates like the two-man Murray-yokic stuff into like a three-man
action that's really sophisticated and really hard to stop.
He's the connector of so much of what they try to run.
And so not having him out there, you saw it in the first half, like just the drop-off from
from Aaron Gordon to Cam Johnson, Spencer Jones, Christian Brown, I think combined for two
total points in the first half between the three of them.
Minnesota can just sit in every passing lane, clog up everything that Denver's trying to run.
It's just, it feels like a non-starter in a lot of ways.
And I say that knowing that Yokic is one of the games like great, like cerebral thinkers
and problem solvers in a way that we would expect him to have a solution to this.
And right now it just looks like he doesn't really have many answers.
Yeah.
And he looked at just a whiff defeated during this game too.
Yeah.
I've seen him, there's versions of him when he knows like, all right, guys, let's go.
And maybe he'll be like that in game four.
But this game, he really felt like he was trying to problem solve.
And when he can't make threes, I think it's going to be really hard.
We talked too much about Denver without talking enough about Minnesota.
McDaniels, if C.J. McCollum wasn't in the playoffs would be the breakout star of the playoffs.
Even though he's done versions of this before.
But he's been, I didn't vote for him for either team for all defense.
Did you?
I did not.
To be honest, in the regular season, I thought he was like a little more up and down than normal.
Well, so were the Timberwolves.
Fair.
Yeah. When he's playing like this, and Ant, even though he's clearly not 100%, but the defense was going around.
Then I-O., which was the best move of the trade deadline, other than maybe Kobe White.
And, you know, they had no point guard. They were on the Rob Dillingham, washed up Mike Conley,
Bones Highland roller coaster at that spot. And sometimes not even playing a point guard.
They and we are still on the Bones Highland roller coaster.
I want to give Bones an apology because he's just been straight.
up like a legit playoff performer for them.
It's certainly miles ahead of whatever they would have gotten from Rob Dillingham at this
stage.
Yeah, the concept of Bones Island was always what we're actually watching in this Minnesota
series where it's like, and that 30 footer might go in.
Oh, it did.
Oh, he's talking all kinds of shit, even though he has seven points.
This is kind of what his destiny was.
Now, of course, he left Denver because he didn't really like playing with the Joker and
Murray and that seemed like a failure of an eye.
Q test, but maybe maybe, maybe Bones found his way.
Minnesota, I would call them the rope and dope, the rope and dope timber wolves.
Where I don't know what to expect from them game to game week to week.
There were three different times during this season where I'm like, here we go.
I even have a 12 to one Timberwolves title bet that I made in February and they immediately
went on like a seven game losing streak.
They're just all over the map.
I don't think Chris Finch has aged, I think six years in the last.
too.
Oh, easily.
And the frustrating thing about Minnesota, and the reason we talked about them so much during
the season is they can do this.
They can do what we just saw in the last couple games.
They can get to this level.
So why?
Why is it a backs-to-the-wall thing with them?
And is it sustainable for you?
I mean, everything you just described says it's not perfectly sustainable.
And even in this game, like they played an amazing first half and then had moments in the
second half where they were just fouling a bunch, like doing the kinds of things.
that you might do to let a team like the Nuggets back in the game,
they were just so far ahead by that point.
And I think you're spot on about Yokic in particular,
looking a little bit defeated,
looking like they're just kind of kind of punt this game and move on.
Yeah.
You have to believe in the wolves because of this high-end potential, though,
because they do have this in them.
And I want to say in particular,
have this kind of game in them when it wasn't like Ant was amazing.
It wasn't like Julius Randall was unbelievable.
It was just a collective defensive performance
that was as much about, you know,
leading score, I would assume,
as it was Dante Divencenzzo, as it was Jaden McDaniels, as it was Rudy Gobert.
Like, they were all tethered together in a way that's really, really tough to beat.
Yeah, Denver had six points with like two minutes left in the first quarter.
Timberl's weren't even shooting like that well.
It was like they were blowing it up offensively.
But the defense was just awesome.
I don't really understand it.
I saw them in person play the Clippers right after the trade deadline when they had just got in I.O.
And they looked awesome.
and there was like specific stretches.
I remember leaving the game like, wow, that's like,
watch out for that team.
That might even been the day I made the bet.
And then like a week later,
they played the Quippers again and they were down 30 in the first half.
And that was when they went into one of their many tailspins during the thing.
But it was like, what?
I just saw you guys a week ago and you seemed like you had your shit together.
This got bad enough for Denver that I was wondering if they were going to go Twin Towers,
with Joker and Valenciunus.
I don't know.
Valentunis feels
kind of unplayable
in the series at this point.
But that's when
we're talking about
searching for answers.
My mind went there
for about 20 seconds.
What would that look like?
At this point,
I think I'd be more comfortable
maxing out the Zik Naji minutes
than I would make more space
for Valenchunis.
It just doesn't feel like
he has much of a spot
in this matchup.
No,
I don't think so.
I was trying to figure out
any way that they could
put a second big body
out there.
to take some pressure off the joker but that wasn't happening i think like it's a little simplistic
but with this roster constructed as it is like the only way you're going to get offensive flow
is if yokech and murray just play a lot better than this and they're just going to have to do that
against hellacious defensive pressure that's attached to them every step of the way it's going to be
incredibly difficult if gordon can't go but yeah none of these other guys like create flow for your
offense they just draft off of everything that yokitch and murray usually create for them and so it's not a
eyes to see the entire offense going gummy when you remove that like critical spacing and flow
element and Aaron Gordon from the mix.
And they unlocked a couple things.
Like they're just going to be in Murray's face.
The 94 feet, that's just how they're going to play.
They're going to, it seems like they want to run after every rebound, especially when I was
out there.
Like they just want to go.
And he's trying to get down all the time.
Oh, yeah.
When I.O. and Dante are out there together.
Like both of those guys, just like by the way they play rev up every one.
around them and the amplifying effect of both of them on the floor at the same time is
really awesome and really special. And I think maybe kind of insulates them a little bit from
some of their more wolvesy up and down qualities. Right. Like the offense is never going to be
super precise in terms of how they execute. They're always going to be a little bit vulnerable to that.
Yeah. But if when you do go on the runs, you add four points to that run because I would assume
who came up with two steals in the process. And it's like you can weather the down spells a little bit
better. I out played 31 minutes today and had a 25 and 9. It was 10 for 15, got to the line six
times. Incredible. The Bulls were like, yeah, take them. Yeah, why would you want a player like this
to be a part of your future? What would be the point of that? Especially when you see him in person.
Like, he's a big dude. He's not a point guard. Like, he's big shoulders. Looks like he's about
6364. Can switch on anybody and is just really impressive. So when they play, when they have him,
I'd love to see the five, I haven't looked at the five-man lineups,
but when it's McDaniels, Gobert, Dante, Edwards, and then Iyo,
that's a lineup that I feel like could,
could hang in the next couple rounds.
And it's going to be the big question,
because, you know, it seems like he's stubbornly playing through something,
but he's reflexively like going down and playing with it and looking at it.
And I don't know, this is a long haul.
We're in week two of a, well, how many weeks are we going here?
12.
Not great.
Yeah, he's not fully himself for sure.
They're going to need, as these games get a little bit more competitive than this one,
like the best of Julius Randall a little bit more often than they might otherwise,
just because of whatever Ant has left at this point.
Game 82, Denver has a chance to just roll over against San Antonio,
get to the four seed, and play Houston.
I kind of like that they said, fuck it with the Denver Nuggets.
And the other hand, probably better off if they're playing that messed up rocket.
team. And it switches two series because it gave the Lakers life.
True.
It would have no chance against this Minnesota team.
And now Reeves is coming back and we're talking about that in a second.
But Aaron Gordon, this is his 12th year.
He's played 756 games, 68 games.
This is the first time I started thinking about a finish line with this Nuggets run.
Yeah.
Where Gordon, who I think has just had a lot of, nothing like a catastrophic injury, but
some mileage and some
some dings and some banks
on his body. And
we might have seen the best version of him. We might
see a 90% version of him.
Sure. So you have that. You have Joker
who's been
dominated in the 2020s. You have Murray
with some miles on him. He had a knee surgery.
Like I am a little worried about
the long term with this team if they can't get
out of this series. Yeah. I think there are
parts of Aaron Gordon's game that are going to be just
fine as he, you know, diminishes
is ever so slightly from, I don't know,
one of like seven most athletic people on the planet
into the top 25 most athletic people on the planet.
Like he's such a smart positional defender.
He knows how to rotate.
He knows how to communicate.
Like he's so good at tethering in to his teammates
on both sides of the ball.
But they also rely on him to do superhuman things all the time,
to guard up and down the positional spectrum,
especially to like cross match against other bigs
and really like be a bully in a bunch of different ways.
And that's tough if you're coming up with,
half injuries and hamstring injuries all the time.
You have to be really explosive to do the best Aaron Gordon stuff.
And I don't know how long that will be a reasonable ask.
Well, we'll see.
I don't want to pronounce the Nuggets dead.
No.
Game four, I think, is the series for them.
I don't think they can win three straight with a banged-up Gordon.
So if they fall down 3-1, even though 5 and 7 are in Denver,
that seems too tall of a task.
His Minnesota is too good defensively.
So everything will come down in a game four.
And the NBA already played their Scott Foster card tonight.
So there you go.
One last thing.
A little bit of a legacy series for our guy Rudy.
Oh, sure.
I was looking it up.
So he's made a second team all NBA and two third teams.
He's been defensive player of the year four times, first time, first team all D7.
Career is basically 13 and 12 with two blocks.
he's played 89 playoff games, two conference finals, 12 and 11 in the playoffs.
With the declining line for Hall of Fame players in the NBA, as we've continued to make it pretty blurry what a Hall of Fame player is, I actually think there's a chance he gets in.
I think he's absolutely getting in.
He's a four-time defensive player of the year.
It is.
He's getting into the Hall of Fame.
It's hard for me to wrap my head around it.
I think he's in.
No, he's in.
That's going to happen.
Now, I do think a series like this could change just the way a lot of people talk about him, right?
In terms of the playoff liability, we've seen, I think, some very specific moments where he was taken out of the game in, like, again, very, very specific circumstances.
And that has been overblown into, oh, you can't keep him on the floor.
Right.
High leverage, like, playoff situations.
That was never really the case.
A lot of the teams that he was on that faltered defensively were more about, like, what perimeter guys couldn't hold down their spot and Rudy being overstretched.
maybe a little bit.
But he's one of the best defensive players of his generation, if not all time.
He's a winning player through and through.
He's helped a bunch of different, like at least these two different franchises at this point.
I think he's kind of a shoe-in based on the accolades alone.
So the reason I don't think he's a shoe-in, although you never know with the line these days,
is that there's just a lot of good players that are going to be popping in and the careers
are longer.
And we're going to see people with, I think, better credentials.
Because Draymond's another one that I actually think Drayman is more realistic to
get in than Rudy because of all the titles and all the finals and the playoffs, stuff like that.
Yeah.
But just think if you go through the teams and it's like, well, Curry, Clay and Draymond,
they're all getting in.
Westbrook and Durant, they're getting in.
Tatum and Brown, they're probably getting in.
Like, you go on down the line, it's like, it's just a lot of guys.
So I guess it would depend on how many, how many they do.
But yeah, it was the first time I was watching it.
I was like, wow, Rudy's really kind of cementing a Hall of Fame case out of nowhere.
we'll do quickly Raptors Cavs
probably the best game of
Scottie Barnes's career
he was awesome
maybe the best game of RJ Barrett's career
they both had 33
both have had a good series to be honest
even though the calves overall have clearly
been up and mostly down but
they have not been the problem they have been
rock solid I would say throughout these first three
and they got a big Murray Boyle's
little Jameson battle
he's back
hitting some closing threes today
It turned out it's not the series for
Brandon Ingram Moore, Yakimperto.
I don't know if there's ever a series for Yacquipurto,
but it's not the series for Brandon Ingram for some reason,
which is weird to me because I thought he would have some good matchups.
But to me, this is way more a story of the Cavs
and all of the issues I had with them as a real contender.
I just don't think they're good enough defensively.
I don't trust the Mitchell Harden.
Just Mitchell today was just for him.
for somebody that was a first-team all-MBA guy on some ballots and a fifth-place MVP guy.
It was just a no-show in a game three that it's like just go out there, slit their throats,
get out of this, get to make this a sweep.
And he did the opposite.
It looked like he didn't give a shit.
Especially, like, Donovan Mitchell takes his shots in terms of his playoff performance, too,
but it's more about what he is in a team context and the idea that you can't just have him
throw a whole team on his shoulders and Superman his way through everything once you
get into the second round or whatever.
Yeah.
But generally speaking, he shows up and competes.
And this is a highly unusual game for him, where you're right, he felt a little disconnected,
he felt a little absent.
I think the Cavs turnover overall had a lot of them feeling a little bit out of sorts
in terms of what they were supposed to be doing.
Would they have 20?
I mean, it was a lot.
And Toronto, to their credit, like really dialed that up in a way that they needed to
kind of equalize their own turnover issues in this series.
Yeah.
He was bad.
Evan Moby's just always slightly disappointing at this point.
You never feel just fully satisfied.
I don't know what food item he is.
You're just like a little underwhelmed every time you have it.
Like you're excited to get it and then it's like, yeah, this is all right.
I feel like you need to swing big.
You need to be like paté, paté, foie gras.
Panceered filet sole with the breadcrumbs.
And it's like, I'm not really filled.
Can we get pizza?
The Solmone, yeah.
Tough, tough shots on the Bill Simmons podcast this week.
Just always a little slightly disappointing,
but I just don't think, you know,
I think Toronto's a pretty bogus five seed.
You knew they were going to win one of these at home.
I pick Cleveland in six and I don't even like Toronto.
Yeah.
I just don't, you can just rein these open threes on Cleveland.
That's how Toronto built all of a sudden they're 25 in this game.
It's because they had guys wide open all over the court,
just taking whatever shot they wanted.
And I don't, I don't think Hardin.
this was not like a no-show James Harding game.
Like he was a little omnipresent, but pretty strange.
Cleveland's a weird team.
They are a weird team.
I will say on, like, as far as those open threes go for Toronto, they are, I mean,
they have to be the streakiest three-point shooting team in the league.
Oh, yeah.
They have a lot of theoretical guys who will hit in the way that they did today,
but they will have some bottom-out games that make their offense just completely implode.
I thought Murray Boyles was excellent today.
He's a dog.
He's really good.
I wonder if there's some lineups where they just are going to just go,
they can go smaller because they had these long athletic guys and just be like,
hey, this is what we're going to do, try to stop us.
Game four will be the game with that series too.
You know, home team usually wins game three when they're down to nothing.
This is how a playoff series goes.
Game four, we'll see.
We'll see if those shots keep going in.
I want to see what happens with Brandon Ingram.
It's funny if you go through the player who's probably the most bummed out on each
playoff team, even though we just had a win.
It would have been McAill Bridges
today at the Knicks if the Knicks had won.
It's definitely Ingram where he's like, all right, guys,
good game. But meanwhile, he's like, what the fuck?
I only had nine shots.
You know.
I just can't with Brandon Anger.
I wish we had a larger body of work to point to
that would say that Brandon Ingram, when push comes to shove,
is like, again, quite underwhelming in the
Solmagnet kind of way in these sorts of games.
Where it's like, even when he scores,
it's like, why aren't you guarding?
Why aren't you boxing out?
Like, there's always something with him in a way that I agree with you is covered up nicely
by the fact that the Raptors around him acclimated themselves well.
He's the onion rings.
It's like, I don't even know if I...
Are you overwhelmed by onion rings?
No, it's like, I don't even know if I should get these.
You're glad you had three.
And then you're like, I don't want to keep eating these.
This is just 900 calories.
I'm going to feel sick.
And then you're having, you're like half-heartedly eating the fifth one.
We have fantasy coming on later to talk about the Knicks with us in the playoffs in general.
But that doesn't mean we can't talk about Atlanta right now.
I have so many Atlanta thoughts.
A joyous Rember Brown called me immediately after the game.
He thinks C.J. McCollum is in the running now for greatest hawk of all time.
What is that list?
What is the greatest hawk list?
It's basically Dominique Wilkins and then pick anybody else after him.
Unless you want to go way back to St. Louis with Bob Pettett.
Doesn't count.
Nicks are up three.
Atlanta gets a second chance
Jaylen Johnson offensive rebound put back.
Nix have it.
It's like 45, 50 seconds left.
And the Nicks have been money
in these situations all year.
Atlanta gets a stop.
Offensive rebound Nix.
Atlanta gets another stop.
Timeout 15 seconds left.
Mike Brown goes small.
C.J. McCollum says, thank you.
And immediately scores up Miles McBride.
And then Atlanta gets a stop.
And all of a sudden, the game's over.
And Atlanta's up to one in the series.
And I thought they deserved to win the game
was the bigger thing.
They're up 18.
The Knicks almost did they're ridiculous.
It would have been the fourth time in the last two playoffs
that they came back from 18 and 1.
This time they didn't win.
Why, in your opinion, do the Knicks consistently fall behind?
See, now we're talking about the Knicks.
We should wait until Sean.
Atlanta.
How many teams do you think are kicking themselves
that they didn't go from a column?
anytime from November to February.
At least a half dozen.
And I think top of that list,
it has to be the Houston Rockets.
This is one that we flagged on group chat early in the season.
As far as like,
what should they do post Fred Van Vleet's injury?
CJ's just been sitting there on the shelf,
waiting for someone to trade for him.
And I think a lot of teams overthought it.
And he couldn't be this for just anybody.
Like you need the right supporting cast.
You need the guards who can compensate for him defensively.
You need the movement to work around the fact that he's not,
like the most natural playing.
maker in the world. But he gives them and this group like exactly the kind of squirrelly one-on-one
game that they need. And so it's turned out to be a perfect marriage, but it could have been a
perfect marriage for a lot of teams. He would have really, really, really helped Houston.
The thing with him is he's not a conventional point guard, but he's really comfortable
with the ball, which is, to me, like doesn't really make them any different than somebody like
Donovan Mitchell, right? They're guards who can bring the ball up. They're not point guards. They're
scoring guards, but they can kind of run an offense and they can handle the ball and you can't
press them. I was looking at his career. First of all, he's 34. So I think if he's the leap guy,
I tweeted this. If he's making the leap guy in the playoffs, I think he'd be the oldest guy ever.
It's usually we have that one guy. We're like, whoa, this guy. And there's like three days of stories
about him. He in 69 playoff games is a career average of 20 points a game. And this is a
includes his first year, he scored 0.7 points a game for six playoff games when he barely
played. In 2019, when they made the conference finals and lost the Warriors, he played 19
playoff games, and he was 24.7 points a game, 44, 39, 73, made three-threes a game. And in his
career, he's basically been between 18 and 25 a game since 2016. Yeah. It's really weird to
be that none of these contending teams, and I kind of wish I had made a bigger deal to my podcast. I
I didn't even think of it because he seemed so buried in Washington.
It just seemed like he was going to get bought out and joined somebody.
But it's weird to me that some of these teams that could have needed him.
I think the Lakers are another one that could have, even though they ended up with Carnard.
And I think that worked out.
But you go through the league and I don't know.
I mean, this guy's a professional score and he hasn't really lost a step.
Especially if you have any solid playmaking from two to four in your starting lineup,
like a Jalen Johnson type player is.
Yeah.
Then, yeah, why wouldn't you invest in a guy who,
isn't running your offense, sure,
but can connect enough players
and attract enough attention
to really get things going.
I really do think a lot of teams overthought it.
I think we're seeing now where,
I want to be very clear that this is not like
a vintage C.J. McCollum performance.
You're right that this is a leap, right?
This is a dramatic shift,
not just in how he's performing
and then the moments that he's stepping up into,
but he has a usage right now in the playoffs
that's like above Ant and Donovan Mitchell
and these other guys we're talking about.
He's dominating an offense
Whereas before he was scoring in one
And it turns out he can do that on a team like this
At least in this sort of series
Where he has these sorts of matchups
And this is what is so mystifying
About that final score
Like the go-ahead bucket against Deuce McBride
He had been killing
Every Deuce McBride's size defender
That the Knicks put in front of him all game
He gave Deuce the two small
After he busted his ass
On like a first quarter second quarter possession
And Josh Hart had done a little bit better
a little bit of size has gone a long way
and kind of containing CJ
over the course of the game
and yet on a critical defensive possession
you're just going to guard him
with Deuce McBride like why would you do that?
Dump Founding.
I actually did research
on this during the game
when you throw in CJ
who they're obviously going to resign now
maybe at a lesser deal
but they have a lot of cap space too.
The second greatest hawk of all time
you have to bring it back.
It's him and Bob Pettit
2A and 2B
and they have Jalen Johnson, Daniels,
they have Alexander Walker on her contract,
Akangu, who is terrific tonight.
Oh, he's really good.
I'm sure they're going to bring back Kaminga.
That's another one on a Kangu
that's the final defensive possession
where Jalen Brunson could have theoretically won it.
Yeah.
I think attention is going to be drawn in a lot of different ways.
Maybe we'll just gloss over it
or Jalen Brunson will get blamed
for not scoring in that situation or whatever.
If you watch an Yika Akangu,
because Dyson Daniels is guarding Brunson,
he gets hung up on,
I think it was probably like a moving cat
screen, to be honest with you.
Akangu sees it, busts
across the court to get to Brunson,
stalls out the whole possession, basically
saves the game with just like situational
awareness. And Akangu's having a
great series. This was an awesome game for me. Yeah,
I agree. I'm a mild
stockholder. I don't have a huge
position, but I have bought some Akangu's
stock over the years. Kaminga,
which, listen,
I don't think there's a lot of teams he makes
sense for, but he makes sense on this team.
Clearly. It's like seeing something
like Crime 101.
And, you know, just seeing a couple of the actors in that movie,
like, all right, for this movie, that's fine.
Halle Berry, great.
But they have this New Orleans pick, too.
Yeah.
And they actually, it's the better of that pick are Milwaukee.
So they have a couple chances getting the top four.
So I asked Rember, like, is this the best time to be a Hawks fan since 1988,
which was the year that Dominic's Peak, Doc River,
Antoine Carr, Cliff Flamingston,
they take the Celtics to seven.
Dominique and Bird have the amazing duel.
Dominic's one of the best players of the league.
And since then, the only other peaks for them,
I mean, they were pretty good in that they had a couple of 90s
where they had like 50 win teams that were fine.
They had that 2015 season with Horford and all those dudes.
The joint players of the week and Mike Boodenholzer.
Did they win 60 that year?
They won 60.
They got swept in the Eastern Finals.
And then 21, they made the Eastern Finals.
They had that weird Sixers series win when Ben Simmons' career ended and
Trey Young made a couple plays.
Sure, yeah.
And they made the Eastern Finals.
Nobody really took them seriously.
But I think the combo of them playing well, but the fact that they actually have a
foundation, they have the best foundation I think they've had in a long time.
I honestly think since the 80s, because when you throw in that New Orleans pick and how good
this draft is, this is just going to be a really good team for a while.
I suspect so, but we also said the same thing after that 2021 run.
Because it was Trey, it was DeAndre Hunter, it was Kevin a herder.
It was like a lot of guys who were on the come-up who now with the benefit of hindsight,
we know it didn't really pay out.
We got fooled by Trey Yard a little bit.
Well, we also got fooled by the Sixers and Ben Tremins.
And yeah, you look back and that was definitely one of those that Will got pulled over our eyes series.
Oh, yeah.
But this does not feel that way.
No.
No, this feels like a.
I know what they are.
I think they have a real identity.
I think in the draft, they can really add somebody
who could be special.
And if they bring Cominga and CJ back
at reasonable deals,
like, there's something here.
All right, so that's the positive version
of the Atlanta Knicks series.
We're going to take a break.
And then we're going to bring Sean Fantasy
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And they pulled the starting, or they pulled the pitcher and they brought in a reliever to pitch to
pitch to the bases loaded. So the bases were loaded
in the 7-3 game in the eighth inning.
The Knicks were down by
one point with seven seconds to go,
and the Jets pick came in. This happened
simultaneously. Unbelievable.
Sports is the best. Today was
just incredible with the sports that
was happening. But do you know what happened? Do you guys
know what? I mean... Well, you took a tight end,
even though you took a tight end at number 42
last year. And that was by far
the best thing that had happened in that moment, because
the Mets gave up a grand slam to tie
the game and blow the lead. And the NICs,
lost when their best player fumbled the ball into the back court in the final seven seconds.
So that was one of the more convulsive 35 seconds in sports rooting history for me that I can
remember.
I do feel like this pod is Bill's euphoria and Sean is the city sweetie in this moment.
Like you brought him in just to cry.
I think it's a little gratuitous.
I have Sean dressed naked like a catcher.
No, we agreed today, win or lose.
And I genuinely thought the Knicks were going to win today.
I thought it had all the classic
whatever
but yeah
all right
so where do you want to start
Sean
you're down 2 1 in the series
you have
the Celtics waiting in round 2
hopefully maybe not
if the maybe a Bb comes back
who knows
we'll see about that
we will see about that
Cleveland looked at
cock garbage then in Toronto
the east
the seas have parted
for the Knicks in the east
and then you're down 2 1 somehow
yeah I don't
I don't feel good about the series
and I don't feel good about the team
and I haven't for roughly the last two and a half months of the season.
And if you watch them play the Hawks in March, a game that they won,
but they seemed severely unprepared for.
And C.J. McCollum also went off in that game.
And they didn't have an answer for him.
And so, yeah, I'm already kind of spinning my wheels on,
I guess they're going to have to blow this up.
And they've also probably made a mistake with Mike Brown.
But I'm a catastrophist.
So, you know, maybe things will be fine.
It's foolish, I think, to lose faith in Jalen Brunson.
He has proven that he is worthy of a little bit more faith
than what I'm usually willing than Grant.
But this is two games in a row where this game was sort,
maybe you guys talked about this,
but this game is sort of the inverse,
where they were in control for most of the game two,
and then they really spit the bit in the fourth quarter,
and then they played so terrifically well in the fourth quarter of this game,
and OG Ananovi has my heart forever.
I just love them so much.
And they just kind of lost it in the final moments.
Yeah.
I thought the defensive alignment in the final possession against the Hawks was super weird going so small.
And then they gave up an eight-footer because they went so small.
And then Brunson just lost the ball.
I thought the Hawks double-teaming him there and just kind of moving away from Hart.
Why Hart was even on the floor offensively in that final possession is something you can debate.
And I didn't think was smart.
So yeah, I don't know.
I feel like shit.
I always feel like shit about sports.
You know, what am I supposed to do, man?
You have three first rounders today.
You did that at least.
That was cool. Yeah, I'm actually kind of into that. We can talk about that if you want.
Rob, do you have the catastrophist on 4K Blu-ray?
Italian film, 1964.
The special features are unbelievable, honestly.
Great doc footage.
Can we talk about McHale Bridges and this becoming one of the weirdest stories in the NBA?
I think we have to talk about McAle Bridges.
He had zero points in the second half of Game 2, and he had zero points in game 3.
It's zero.
and was basically benched for the entire fourth quarter for McBride.
And it's not like McBride was shutting anybody down.
Rob, what has happened to McHale Bridges?
I would say that this was a weird occurrence if it hadn't been happening for like a month
straight now on and off.
Like he's had so many of these games where you would have to work really hard to have
less of an impact on the flow of basketball than McHale Bridge just in this game.
Like completely transparent.
He hasn't always been the defender he's been hyped up to be for the Knicks,
but this was especially glaring case of that.
I thought Deuce was easily out playing him.
It really was an easy call to trade out some of those minutes,
but they need something, like just desperately,
literally any sign of life from that spot.
I would have thought he was,
I thought him and O.G would have been so important in this series
against the Hawks' Wings.
That's the weirdest thing.
If there was a series for him, this would be one of the series, I would think.
Well, OG lived up.
I would say Josh Hart lived up, right?
How much of the Knicks play in this game resorted to flounder your way through a possession
and then get bailed out at the last possible moment by either O.G. or Josh Hart,
or I guess like a desperate Duce McBride three.
Like those were the only options.
Yeah, O.G had two absolutely ludicrous shot buzzer,
shot clock buzzer saving heaves that went in.
I think if either of them don't go in,
we're probably not even in the final minute in a close game.
Like, it really felt like a swung momentum.
I think fans would probably feel like the Knicks are even more out of this series than it feels like right now.
Because this is a game that maybe kind of got away from them, but they were getting beat pretty much.
I mean, they were 18 at one point.
So it's one of those things where it's usually one of the wings that comes up short when they don't perform well.
And sometimes it's heart and sometimes it's OG.
And more recently, especially the season, it seems like Mikhail has just still not been able to figure out what his role is, how he means.
makes sense. He just kind of stands in the corner a lot of the time and waits for someone
to maybe pass him the ball. And I think fans feel like this was an ill-conceived trade from the
moment it happened. And now that we're multi-years into it and he's already been given a new
contract, I mean, he's making a lot of money to be scoring zero points in six straight
quarters in the playoffs. It's just, it's kind of depressing. It's kind of how I feel about them
locking down Miami Vice 1985, but with Austin Butler as Sunny Crockett.
Like they just kind of shot
They had a great idea and just shot their wad
Without really thinking about it
Has it been confirmed
That he's playing sunny and not tubs
Because I think the move
Is to race swap
Is to make MDJ sunny
Wow my God
What do you think?
That broke my brain
Unbelievable
I mean MBJ has sunny
That makes way more sense
So why not do it
That's a great idea.
Wow.
That's why you launched a new newsletter this week about movies,
because you have great ideas like that.
I love movies.
You really love those movies.
So Bridges, is this salvageable?
What is this?
I think the problem is not just Bridges.
It's that to also catastrophize a little bit,
this is a Knicks team that has felt like they are one bad day away all season
from never speaking to each other ever again.
and maybe that is a little bit of projection on our part.
Maybe that's a little body language doctoring here and there.
But I don't know.
They just don't feel connected in terms of the way that they play.
And you can tell that when they really do run into walls,
guys like bridges feel completely iced out.
They don't know how to contribute.
Sean, I think you absolutely nailed it,
that he's just kind of like idling off to the side
as they try to figure out some problem.
Try to try to figure out some solution to everything else that ails them.
And it just, he's not really a participant in it at all.
I'll tell you, the body language doctor,
my front desk was multiple calls today during the game,
multiple texts,
wondering if I was noticing what was happening.
The only person who seemed remotely happy to be there was Jose Alvarado,
who was like, guys, I'll buy in.
I'll be the cheerleader bench guy and try to give everybody some good energy.
They would cut to the next bench after big plays,
and you could just kind of tell it when it seems not that connected.
My bigger thing is, if you go nick by Nick,
who feels like they're totally happy with how everything's going.
It's probably just Brunson and Oji would be the,
and maybe Miles McBride?
I don't know. What do you think, Sean?
Even Oji at times, you can kind of see him being like,
shouldn't this be my team?
I'd feel that from him at times where he's feeling,
there was a moment in the fourth quarter where Brunson brought the ball up
and was doubled and OG set a high screen and Brunson went past the screen.
And it didn't seem like he,
he was going to pass the ball when the double came back to him.
And then he did pass it to Oji.
And Oji went to the basket and he got fouled.
And I watched Oji go back to Brunson and almost say to him, like, more of that.
Yeah.
Like, you can pass me the ball back.
And I think that's really interesting.
Just because he's obviously, if he's a number one, it's not a very good team.
But he's a really interesting number two.
And on this team, he's number three.
And the name that we haven't said is Carl Anthony Towns, who was like the enigma of enigmas.
And I thought was like at times brilliant defensively in this.
game.
Really good defensively.
Yes.
And impossible to figure out offensively.
Like I just don't know what to expect from him.
And so, you know, I don't know what you do with Bridges.
You can't take heart off the team because he's the heart and soul of it and he's
Brunson's boy.
But also there are times when he's on the floor and you're like, this isn't really
a rotation player and a functioning offense.
And so they're just a series of awkwardly fitting parts and have been that for two and a
half years. And yet, this is the best
Knicks team since like 1998.
So it's so weird. It's just a weird situation.
Well, and then also it's a team that if you played Boston in a series,
you would have a ton of confidence as dysfunctional as the Knicks of bed.
Yeah.
And Hart was the best guy in the team in game two and was pretty indispensable today.
But I agree with you. It never adds up.
What is your Josh Hart take, Mahoney, just in general?
I have a hard time like talking myself into holistically for exactly this
reason. It's like when he's great, everything he does is super loud and incredibly impressive and
feels completely indispensable. And then when he's anything less than great, like his flaws really
drag an offense and completely devolve its flow. And I think all of these things are connected,
right? When Jalen Brunson gets a little bit ball hoggy, some of it's because maybe a defense isn't
guarding Josh Hart very much and he's having to over-dribble to get where he wants to go.
Carl Anthony Towns being, yes, really good defensively in a game like this, but maybe the most
complicated star in the entire league
if you just wanted to crank up how much
he gets the ball. He'll just commit
four offensive fouls or he'll have
heinous turnover. So it's like, you
have to work around all of these different things
hard included to make the Knicks go.
And sometimes you just run into
walls all game long like they seem to in this one.
Sean,
do you like this next team?
I mean, I love Jaylen Brunson.
I think he's really special.
And I want him to be
great. I want him to be a forever Nick
and I want him to reach the place
that I think he deserves
to be. And
I didn't really get the cat
trade and I didn't get the Bridges trade
and it has
kind of worked insofar as they just win
50 games every year now, which
you know, as recently as five years ago, seemed
impossible. So
I can't, it's not like I dislike
them. I really like them.
And yet, like I told you the other night, like
I wasn't like, I have
to see every single second of this game,
because I feel like every game is kind of the same.
Yeah.
And even in the playoffs, they're down 10, they rally back.
Yeah.
And so that's a different relationship to the team that I had even a few years ago
before the Cat Bridges era when Tibbs was trying to grind, you know,
Derek Rose and turn him into 2014, Derek Rose.
So I don't know if I love them.
I really, I love Bronson.
It's hard to not think about Janus right now and like what this,
could have been and if they had just pushed a little bit harder.
Yeah.
You know, so I'm really torn.
I still think there's a good chance that they win this series,
even though they're down 2-1.
Yes.
And I agree with what you said, Bill,
I think against Boston.
We've seen it once before,
and we match up well with the wings and a couple of really bad three-point shooting games
from the Celtics,
and we could be back in the Eastern Conference finals,
and anything can happen after that,
but tonight sucked.
Yeah, it's a weird basketball thing,
because I think Minnesota has it against Denver, too.
the Knicks.
These certain matchups
where you can tell the teams
like, we really like playing this team.
This is just a good one for us, you know?
And this will happen in football all the time
where the right football team plays the right football team
and they're just, they're feeling good the whole time.
I think there's a crazy what-if with this next team
that probably doesn't get discussed enough
and I'm not just saying this.
So Sean dips his head in a vat of acid.
Are you sure you're not?
The Halliburton shot,
I really think is a sliding doors for this Knicks era
because I just think they probably win that series.
I think that was such a bizarre basketball event.
That's the weirdest collapse.
And that shot going up 30 feet and coming down and going in.
And then the Knicks almost winning an OT.
Just that whole game,
I just feel like if we play that game 30 times,
the Knicks probably win 29 of them.
And maybe they make the finals last year
instead of the pacer's, and then this is,
you're just thinking about this and talking about it
completely differently. It was like, well, we were in the finals
last year. Like, there's some sort of
validation of what happened. But that
Haliburton shot in that
game in general just flipped it. So now,
like if you lose to the Hawks in round one, this
all feels like a complete failure.
But if that shot misses,
it's not. It's a weird
point, but I do think it's a point.
So how much does it, how different
is it, for example, from when
the first subway, the subway series,
when the Mets play the Yankees and they just got dominated.
And they made it to the World Series.
And like, this is great.
But they got kind of embarrassed on the big stage.
And likewise, when the Knicks went to the finals and faced the spurs,
and they just kind of got bullied.
And they shouldn't have been there.
Thanks for that bringing up the Patriots against the Seahawks.
Appreciate that.
Yeah.
Would you guys draft a tackle?
Why would you need to tackle?
I thought you had black.
Interesting.
If you saw the Super Bowl.
I did.
I did.
I watched the whole Super Bowl.
Yeah, I really enjoyed it.
I think it would be one of those things
where if that Knicks team last year had gone to the finals,
they would have just gotten their doors kicked in by OKC,
and we would have been like, all right, cool,
they made it to the finals,
but they never really, like, materially had a chance to win.
The same way that I think this season,
no one's like, well, the Knicks do have a chance to win.
Like, they don't have a chance to win the finals.
They're not going to beat whoever's in the Western Conference.
So it's just a little bit hard to feel like that game in particular
radically changed the fortunes and future of the franchise.
That's fair.
But it doesn't mean that that's,
series was not any less painful. And the one thing that on all my next chains today, a lot of like,
this is the pastures all over again, pastures all over again. Oh boy. It's like bad matchup.
We don't have an answer for this particular player. And a couple things are not going our way.
A lot of sloppiness. The head coach seems to have misunderstood the assignment in this matchup.
Like a lot of similar kinds of vibes. And this is the first round and not the second round.
But you know what? They were in this position last year with the Pistons and they prevailed.
So we'll see what happens.
Well, even down to the second half of the hawks season being such a resurgent thing,
just like the Pacers were.
I think a lot of opponents are still trying to get a feel for what exactly the Hawks are.
I don't blame the Knicks for being caught a little bit off guard.
I wasn't expecting C.J. McCollum to turn into Jesus Christ, but he just has.
And now he could do no wrong, and this is the world we live in.
Sean, will you stick around for a couple other small basketball conversations?
I will, but you must be feeling great as a longtime CJ guy.
I know CJ was one of your boys back in the day, Bill.
I always really liked them.
I really thought that Houston,
it's just so funny that Houston didn't get him
and needs him so desperately in this Laker series.
They just have to be like, what the hell?
Can we talk about OKC?
Absolutely.
I really feel like,
and it's internet driven and social media doesn't mean everything,
but I just, in discourse I have with people in my life,
like everybody's just like, fuck this.
Like they're just tired of the style.
And some of it's not fair,
but it's really risen to villain-level.
level. And I was wondering they flop and they foul bait enough that do we just give them the
nickname Oklahoma City FC because they're like a soccer team? Is that work for you guys?
You kind of have to walk your way there. I think we need something a little more straightforward.
If we had a Premier League team in the NBA, it would be Oklahoma City.
Yeah, Oklahoma City.
Yeah. There's some sort of. Athletico Thunder.
I just want to workshop some sort of soccer thing with them. But Rob, how fair is
the hatred of the tricks that OKC pulls.
Because the bottom line is it works.
And that's the whole point of you're trying to win.
You're doing whatever you can.
It does work.
Some of it is, I think, quite earned.
Shea does exaggerate a lot of contact.
I think what frustrates a lot of people is just the different thresholds, right?
Of you can't touch Shea,
but they're allowed to just swarm and hack defensively and be ultra-aggressive.
To me, that feels consistent with everything we've ever seen in modern NBA history,
which is once you get a reputation for being good at something,
the rest will mostly just assume that you're doing that great thing again.
Like if you look at the players who get away with the most travels,
it's all the guys with amazing footwork because you just think, oh, they pulled it off.
Oh, they kept their pivot.
I think the thunder came by a lot of this stuff honestly in terms of how physically they play defensively.
But they do get an incredible benefit of the doubt.
And then some that's just not really their fault.
Like it's not their fault that Devin Booker got called for one of the worst technical fouls
I have ever seen in an NBA game.
Like that's not really a thunder issue so much as it's like thunder.
adjacent.
Sean, I know you have a take and you've been known to just irrationally hate random things.
I'm imagining a Thunder Celtics finals and just what, speaking of catastrophes.
I mean, that would be a global catastrophe and a very complicated NBA season, I will say.
And the perception of the league, who's excited for that, Bill?
Who's pumped besides you, obviously?
Like, who's like Thunder Celtics?
I'd love to watch that for seven consecutive games.
I think the spurs getting to the first.
finals would be the win for the league.
I agree.
I'll be interested to see.
I mean, obviously the Lakers getting in would be their wet dream,
but I think the Spurs making it all the way would be what they would want,
would be my guess.
Spurs, anyone would be the ideal finals.
Sure.
Joker going for a second one would be more fun than OKC trying to go back to back.
And the Celtics thing, look, if you don't love sports movies and Jason Tatum coming back
from his darkest hour rising from the ashes and coming.
me back, then I don't know what to tell you.
You don't like sports movies.
You didn't like Christy with Sidney
Sweney out of it.
I could have been better, I think,
that movie, just like I think the finals
could be better if it were, I don't know,
Detroit, San Antonio, that would be
interesting, right? Nick San Antonio would be magic.
I feel like y'all are selling the Thunder a little
bit short as an entertainment product.
I get that they are despised because
of some of their tactics, but their defense is very
fun to watch in a, like, watching a cheat
to chase down a gazelle in the open range
kind of way. I do like
the state of nature that they create.
I like watching the Thunder as well.
I hate the foul stuff, but they're not the only
team that does it. But I feel
the same way, Rob. I think they're
actually, the problem with them is they're
up 20 in the second quarter of a lot of
these games. You're like, all right, that
sucks. Don't you think it would
become a pretty
significant national talking point, though,
if somehow miraculously the Knicks got
to the finals and faced the Thunder? And then
two chief foul baiters in the league
were toe to toe.
I mean, how many pods could you do
about that particular issue?
Because, you know, Brunson, God, love him.
He has his ways, right?
He does.
The people who don't watch the NBA regularly
who just tune in for the finals
would think their broadcast is like flickering,
buffering with all like the pump fake jab steps
like pivot through the Jailin Brunson
and Shay are trying to do.
Lakers Rockets,
rockets are down 02.
Austin Reeves,
coming back.
Unbelievable.
I think this is one of the most bizarre series that we've had in a while.
The Rockets are down 02 to a team that basically just ran amok for the first half yesterday
with Luke Kinnard and Marcus Smart and 41-year-old LeBron and then held on for Deer Life
in the second half.
Sean, what just as somebody that just flicks this stuff on?
What's more fun for you?
the demise of the Rockets or 41-year-old LeBron carrying the Lakers without Luca?
You know who Katie reminds me of recently is Kanye West?
Those are two guys in like 2012.
I was like, these guys are never going to lose.
These guys are unbelievable.
They're so naturally gifted.
They're on a collision course with destiny, and they will be great forever.
And now is it Owen 7 in his last seven playoff games, Kevin Durant is?
And obviously not healthy and getting his ass kicked by the B team from Los Angeles.
Yeah.
Just weird.
And, you know, Kanye, we can, let's not talk about that.
So, yeah, I think it's unfortunate.
I loved watching Kevin Durant play.
He broke my heart when he didn't come to New York.
And these are just desserts.
37 years old, he was in the 2007 draft and probably shouldn't be the guy that's handling
the ball for 37 minutes a game in a playoffs.
What do you think EMA's biggest mistake was?
Because he's taking a pretty big beating, Rob.
It's a pretty big list.
Yeah.
I would say spending the last several months not preparing the team to, like, function whatsoever on offense.
Like, these are the problems right now, but this is the same team that if you turn them on two months ago,
be like, why don't they know how to play out of a double team for Kevin Durant?
And here it is all coming home to Roost when he's the only guy who can actually handle the ball.
So if you wanted Reed Shepard to be a bigger part of your team and you need him to be a bigger part of your team,
maybe you should have invested more in his actual on-court development at the incremental stages of
the season. It's like there's all these like long game visions of who the Rockets could have been.
And it all got traded out for like Ime O'Doka puffing out his chest and wanting to play like
grinders every night of the regular season. And I just think the Rockets are so much worse for it.
Yeah, I agree. That's why you have the 82 game seasons way too long. But one of the benefits is
you can keep throwing Reed Shepherd out there and trying to get him experience for a series like
this. Yeah. The Luke Kinar thing's pretty interesting though because I think it's somebody we've always,
I think all of us have liked and have seen the ceiling for,
and it just never happened,
and he would just bounce around from team to team,
and then somehow JJ Redick has unlocked him,
and I think JJ's been one of the stars of the playoffs.
Agreed.
Beating the Rockets two games in a row without your two best guys is nuts.
Not that surprising that JJ knows what to do with Luke Kinnart.
I mean, they have a somewhat similar profile as players.
Getting Diadriate and they have a pulse is way up there,
but I don't know.
I was watching them in game too as ugly as,
as it is. They still have, they had shooters.
You know, they, they, I at least understood what they were doing.
It wasn't always going to be successful, but there was a plan in place where it's like,
you watch the rockets. You're like, I don't understand anything that you guys are doing.
When Fred Van Fleet went down, do you think they should have just tried to trade for CJ then
in the off season?
Yeah, that was, that was the name that got mentioned.
I think part of the problem was Van Vleet would have had to be in the trade, right?
Yeah, with that kind of salary.
Well, I think there probably would have been other constructions,
but it would have cost you maybe Atari-Eason,
Dore and Finney Smith,
who they thought was going to be an important part of their team,
like maybe some guys like that.
Well, CJ made, I think, 30-something,
and Van Blee was at 25.
So they could have tried to,
and they had all these extra picks.
Like, it would have been pretty easy.
I didn't understand why they didn't get anybody.
Like, why don't they have Dissune?
It's not like they don't have picks.
Great question.
They had a bunch of things they could have given up.
It's almost like they didn't think
were going to really be competitive or they were saving themselves for next year.
I didn't really understand it.
But you have Kevin Durant at his age.
Like this, again, this is the year.
Like you're supposed to be pushing forward once he's a member of your team and not just accepting
that, oh, we got a bad break.
Let's let Fred rehab and we're going to see where we are next year.
Like Kevin Durant might not be a borderline 50, 40, 90 guy on this kind of production next year.
Like at some point, the bottom will fall out.
How would you rate the playoffs so far, Rob?
I think quite good.
for the first round.
Like an A minus?
Like B, yeah, B plus A minus zone.
Like, I think if, if this Nuggets Wolf's game tonight had really kicked off,
then maybe we'd be headed into a pretty special area.
But the Lakers Rockets being like a complete flip on what I thought it would be,
a lot of split series that are hotly contested.
I mean, we got two one-point games in terms of the Hawks Knicks alone.
Sorry, Sean.
But like, there's just a lot on the board here that's exciting and surprising.
And then you have your C.J. McCollum-level stories that are just kind of catching us
all off guard. This is kind of what we want.
The streaming thing's been a little weird.
Don't like it.
It's just weird to not be able to flip
channels around, but man, I
know this is going to be what the future is
of all this stuff, but... Tonight, because
I had three specific
sporting events that I was paying close attention
to, I had
a TV on, a laptop
open, and my phone going
with all three. And I don't know if I've ever done
that before. We don't all multi-view
quad box like you, Bill. And it was
honestly extremely confusing
to my little daughter. She was like, which one of
these am I supposed to be paying attention to? And I was like,
none of them, please don't be close to
me right now. This is dangerous.
Please leave.
Rob, are you excited for Sean's new newsletter?
Of course. We talk about movies.
Can I get a comp subscription or do you have to pay for this thing?
What's going on? The answer is yes.
Okay. Then I'm very excited about it.
Sean, I paid right
away because I'm wealthy and because
I wanted you to have my
my money for it.
Thanks, Bill.
I didn't ask you for a comp.
As you know, I'm also doing this with Spotify,
so I'm not totally sure how that financial arrangement works.
I just wanted to throw my money into the ring.
Thank you so much.
It was great to get it.
You did like 4,000 words today.
Your fingers still work.
I was jealous.
I did.
I might have got a little over the top in the first piece.
But yeah, it's really fun.
Rob, as you know, and Bill, as you used to know,
and we're going to get you out of retirement and getting doing a newsletter at some point.
We will?
Yeah, we will.
I will. I will. It's rewarding
to write. It's like, it's a different kind of rewarding
than doing a show, and
I'm enjoying it so far.
It is hard. It is actually
hard to sit down and focus for several consecutive
hours and write something, even if it's as something as silly
is what I've been writing about movies.
So, I'm excited to be doing it.
I am legitimately, like, blown
away by how cool and nice people are
about this, and
I'm excited to do more. Next one won't be
4,000 words, but
I don't know. What do you want to see me write about?
What movies are you interested in, Bill?
First of all, I might want to have a paragraph every once in a while.
I haven't, I don't know if I told you about these Lifetime movies I've been watching on Netflix.
You did.
Yeah, I did.
I did tell you about those.
Gaslit by my husband.
Gaslit by my husband.
Nobody dumps my daughter with what I saw this week.
Netflix has finally figured out Lifetime and Netflix are the marriage.
everybody needs, Rob. Just have a really good title and somebody with a slightly sinister
face and the thumbnail and people are going to click on it. Two of the top ten right now. The
other one was husband, father killer. It was another good one. But this is the kind of stuff I want
to watch late at night when I'm falling asleep. I can't watch Babylon at 1130 at night, Sean.
First of all, yes, you can. Yeah, you absolutely can do that. I do it on the regular. I don't want to
fall asleep to Babylon. Somebody out there is like staring at a spreadsheet of your browsing algorithmic
information being like, we got him again.
Gaslit by my husband.
You got America.
You're in the top 10.
You're in the top 10.
Is there not a 10 episode string of recaps of
nobody dumps my daughter on the Prestige TV podcast, Rob?
Did I miss that?
It's actually coming in June.
We really wanted to save it for the media's part of the calendar.
Really bring people in and be one of our 10 polls.
I mean, this is what the people want.
I used to be more involved with the planning and ideation of
prestige TV.
and then I let Joanne and Rob kind of sent them on their raft and pushed them in the ocean.
And it's worked out 95% of the time.
But then occasionally there will be the three episodes on beef where I'm like, we probably could have wrap this up in 40 minutes.
I don't know if you saw.
Did you finish beef, Rob?
I did.
That's a prestige product.
You're telling me an Oscar Isaac, Carrie Mulligan, Kaylee's Spaney, Charles Melton show.
I think we could have ripped through it.
Oh, no, absolutely not.
I can't say I can't say I finish beef.
There's got to be one of those,
they have those ratings at the end where it's thumbs up,
thumbs down.
I wish they were like more options.
What do you want?
This kept my interest for a few hours,
but ultimately I'm not sure it was worth my time.
Yeah,
checked out halfway through episode three.
That's me on most TV shows.
I hung on as long as I could.
Yeah,
the one that we're not covering our prestige
that I'm ashamed to admit I'm enjoying is imperfect.
Women?
Oh, the Apple series.
I don't even know what this show is.
Kate Mara. Let's go.
What is it about?
It's actors.
Apple's strategy is it's actors or actresses that you've heard of and liked, but probably
haven't really resonated with them in about four years.
And now they're in a show where somebody dies in the first three minutes.
Yeah.
And then we go backwards to try to figure out who did it.
So in this one, it's Kerry Washington, Elizabeth Moss and Kate Mara.
Long time, long time, Grant Land.
ringer All-Star.
Like Rudy Gobert.
You go back and you look at her basketball reference.
And it's like, wow, she was a Grant Land All-Star
four straight years.
We love Kate.
Early 2010s.
So it's the three of them and there's a murder mystery.
And you just kind of turn your brain off and go, which I think is its own.
That's not prestige TV.
That's like another type of TV.
But beef was like a little too much work for me.
There was a little too much going on.
Too much work.
Yeah.
And it wasn't good enough for all the work was where I landed.
Bill, I actually wanted to pitch you on a,
of a show for Apple that is based on
some of the IP we have here at the Ringer.
It's called Mysterious Podcasters.
It's three actors that look a lot like you and Rob and Chris Ryan.
And we can talk about who those actors should be based on your comps.
But it's the three of you guys in the tile image huddled around a single microphone.
And one of you is like nudging the other out of the way and fighting for space.
And it's like a dromedy.
It's not pure drama.
There are laughs in it.
But also there's like a real mystery at the center.
One of you killed one of your former podcast partners.
And we have to figure out who did it.
Well, Greenwald dies.
He's in the first thing.
He's dead.
And then it turns out at the end, Chris wanted to watch for himself.
But nobody realized that for seven episodes.
Yeah, mysterious podcasters coming soon to Apple TV Plus.
I really like that.
It feels like a written by Jason Siegel production.
I feel like he could nail the tone of exactly what we're going for.
You and Jason Siegel are about the same height, Rob.
Yeah.
I'm sensing a
match. You know what?
I'm not opposed to it.
Let's get Jason on the phone.
He used to ball as well.
The key with these shows
is the thumbnail and the title
does 97% of the work.
You really have to nail both.
Like beef is great.
It's four letters.
You could just put some sort of crazy
thumbnail and you're ready to roll.
But I mean, so,
Sean, I deep dive,
binge the pit.
Oh yeah.
I heard you talking to Joe about it.
Yeah, I did two straight seasons
in about five days.
And now I just have a hole in my heart.
It's just gone.
Well, they can fix that.
You're just going to roll into the ER.
They'll get you fixed up.
I'm just waiting for Dr. Robbie just to figure out what happened with him.
But it's so funny that they just unlock the strategy of,
hey, it's going to be a doctor series, like everything else,
except it's going to be every hour and it's going to be grosser than a network show.
My biggest challenge with the pit is I did really enjoy when TV shows had
22 episodes in the season, and it felt like we were spending a lot of time with these characters
and building a relationship with them. I like you, Bill, was a huge ER fan, watched every episode
of the first six or seven seasons. At this stage of my life, when they're like, yeah, there's
going to be 18 episodes in this season. I'm like, I won't be there. Like, good luck. Sounds like you guys
have got an Emmy winning product. Happy for Noah Wiley, but I just can't find the time. I'm sorry.
Look at all these Blu-rays. You say this, but when it comes time to do the Transformers,
Hall of Fame, you're like, yeah, let me just mainline these real quick.
I mean, I don't even have to prepare for that.
We can do it right here.
Yeah, the irony of you saying that when you're doing like a 1978
Hall of Fame draft or movie movie draft,
and then you watch 20 movies from 1978 in the span of three days,
but it doesn't have time for Dr. Robbie?
But that's like saying to an architect,
why you spend all that time drawing those blueprints?
You know, like this is the raw materials.
These are the brain gems that are necessary to make that draft or that Hall of Fame.
The pit is like, that's something you do in your free time.
And 18 of them, no, I'm good.
You're missing Nurse Dana, though, who do one of your favorite characters of all time.
What's her story?
She's just the one that sucks everyone in who jumps in on the pit after one episode.
They're like, I love Dana.
I don't know.
What is it about Dana, right?
I can't even describe her.
Just a gruff, real talking, you know,
running the place. A woman in charge that appeals to a lot of people.
Pittsburgh accent goes out, has cigarettes outside the front door of the hospital.
Just dart after dart after dart.
Yeah, just smoking dart. Sounds maybe more CR speed than mine.
Oh, it is not just CR speed. It is. It's CR's in fifth gear.
CR's at an F1 course flying around.
Sierra and I simultaneously were watching season one of Miami Vice and he kind of
floated a, why wouldn't we just recap
season one at Miami Vice?
And we decided that would be the all-time one
for us.
I don't think America wants it.
I don't think we can get a sponsor for it.
I don't know what feed it would go on.
But we did talk about it.
Maybe you just need the newspeg of the new movie.
Oh.
If you want me to host it on the newsletter,
then that's an option.
Just to get everybody prepped
for Miami Vice 85. There's video capabilities,
you know?
On the newsletter?
Yeah, sure.
You could do like little 10 minute episodes?
Yeah, I mean, I'm not planning to do that because I'm already, this is my fourth podcast of today.
But I, it's really?
It is really.
It's just a bad coincidence.
Fourth podcast?
Yeah, I never usually.
I never do that, but I'm promoting news.
That are also the meds are on fire.
So I had to talk to Zach earlier this morning.
The newsletter is called Projections.
You're also going to be on not the upcoming rewatchables because it would be a ghost busters, but you're
on the one after.
The next one.
I'm pumped about it.
Yeah.
I'm really excited about the next one.
Won't say what it is yet,
but we're doing a bunch of comedies next month, Rob.
Rob's come on,
the rewatchables twice
and had two of the hottest takes in the history of the show.
They're very normal takes.
He said Russell Crow and nice guys
dog walked gladiator for the Oscar.
This was the last one.
No, I said Joaquin dog walked Russell Crow.
Oh, that's a very important distinction.
Sorry.
I screwed that up.
Yeah.
I'm very familiar with the Nirvana take.
I believe that you should be sentenced to prison
and spend the rest of your life there for that take.
But it was really good podcasting.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
As long as it's white collar, as long as I can play a little pickup basketball,
have a nice cafeteria lunch.
Like, I'm not opposed to some prison time.
No, you're going under the prison in the Gulag.
And you'll be tortured every day.
But at least I'll be my authentic self,
unlike all of the members of the Grunge movement.
That's really how dare you and wipe that smirk off your face right now.
I'm going to get violent here, Bill.
Sean and Chris and Yasi, I was saying how the whole replacements
now retroactively being on the same level as REM is one of the things that infuriates me the most
about what's happened with music in the last 35 years.
and that devolved into a basically a screaming match on text.
But the important thing to know is I was right.
We'll note it.
Rob, how are you going to follow that up, though?
Like, now every time you're on the show,
you have to come with some nuclear take,
and you spoke of men like Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell
of being inauthentic.
But now when you perform a take,
we'll know you have reached beyond the pale.
I think I just can't go on the rewatchables again.
I think I just got to like take my bow.
Exit through the fire escape.
We're bringing you on for From Hell Month.
You're not going to miss from Hell month in June.
It's five movies.
Oh, wow.
That does sound quite exciting.
Yeah, from Hell.
All right, Sean, good luck with projections.
Mahoney.
Can hear you on prestige TV and watching there as well as Ringer MBA with their.
How's the new guy, Kyle Mann?
That's going all right?
Kyle's crushing it.
New Guy energy?
New Guy energy, a very particular energy from Kyle Man,
but I think he brings us a folksiness that we desperately needed.
us coastal elites for sure all right uh thanks for popping on see you guys thanks bill thanks bill
all right that's it for the podcast thanks to mahoney and sean thanks to gao and eduardo as well
don't forget about the rewatchables which went out monday kindergarten cop don't forget about
legata please check that out new ringer original series and i am going to be back this weekend
with zach low um we'll be coming on netflix live right after the last playoff basketball
game, whatever it is.
Or whenever that game has been decided, if it's a 20-point blowout in the third quarter,
we'll come on earlier.
So enjoy the weekend.
I know it's great on the East Coast right now.
I wish I was back in Boston.
But it's nice here in LA, too.
Enjoy the weekend.
See on Sunday.
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