The Bill Simmons Podcast - Shedeur’s Slide, NFL Draft Takes, a Nuggets Code Red and Brunson Goes Villain
Episode Date: April 25, 2025The Ringer’s Bill Simmons reacts to the NFL Draft before being joined by Steve Ceruti and Van Lathan (2:08). Then, Chris Ryan and Rob Mahoney hops on to talk Thunder-Grizzlies, Nuggets-Clippers, and... other NBA playoffs matchups (48:55). Host: Bill Simmons Guest: Chris Ryan, Rob Mahoney and Van Lathan Producers: Chia Hao Tat, Eduardo Ocampo, and Steve Ceruti #ULTRACourtside could get you closer to the game! michelobultra.com/courtside ENJOY RESPONSIBLY ©️ 2025 ANHEUSER-BUSCH, MICHELOB ULTRA®️ LIGHT BEER, ST. LOUIS, MO. The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I did some NFL draft here at the top.
I gave my thoughts and just randomly,
Sarudy and Van joined and we talked about, uh,
Sanders and darts. So we talked a lot of NFL draft at the top.
And then Mahoney Rob Mahoney and, uh,
Chris Ryan came on to talk about all the basketball that happened today too.
It was an incredible, incredible, uh, sports night, trying to follow everything.
Uh, the games could have been better, but, um, just in general, general, Thursday, the last Thursday in April,
always a winner.
We're going to talk about all of it next.
First, our friends from Pearl Jam. All right.
So we just swiped the NFL draft and three basketball playoff games all at the same time.
It was really great.
And I wrote down a bunch of notes for the NFL draft
because anyone I wanted to have with me
in this first segment is all doing another pod
for the Ringer.
So you know what?
I'm gonna solo, I'm a pro, I can do it.
But I did have some thoughts.
First of all, the Jaguars trading the second pick
to pick Travis Hunter,
which was somehow another devastating Patriots moment.
I had already mourned the fact that we screwed up week 18,
we screwed up our chance to have a top pick
and to trade down and get all this stuff.
And then the Browns had the second pick.
They get number five, a second, a fourth,
and a 2,026 for Hunter, and I just,
I almost started drinking, but I knew I had a podcast.
It's always disorienting when the Browns do something smart.
That was one of my first takeaways from this.
Because it's just, usually the Browns lose a trade like this.
I thought this was insane by the Jaguars.
I know everyone thinks Travis Hunter is a one-on-one,
all that stuff, but I just don't think you trade
huge packages like this unless you're getting a quarterback.
I think the Browns were thinking the same thing
any of us would think if we were in this situation.
When in doubt, trade with the Kahn family.
I think they'd become like Vivek and the Kings in the NBA.
I think the Kahn and the Jaguars,
I think that whole family is the same way.
It's like, cool, they're gonna overpay for second pick.
We can move down three spots, take Mason Graham,
get a first round pick, get a second, get
a fourth.
Sure.
Let's do that.
One of the cool things though, ESPN covered this in the moment.
Kim Ward was getting picked.
I think he was even going up to the podium and Schefter came right in and was like, we
had a trade, blah, blah, blah.
I think with the NBA, they always like kind of wait.
You find out the trade happened on Twitter before anything happens.
And then I liked how it felt like it was part of the action.
They announced a trade when they did the pick.
This isn't hard NBA.
Just get this shit together.
I guess the positive for Jacksonville, if there is a positive for overpaying for
Travis Hunter, when we've never seen anybody be able to post play both sides of the ball anymore.
And I can't wait to watch cause this can be super fun.
They're probably like a top seven or top eight.
I'm at least intrigued to see what's going on on the multi view with them for the first four weeks
of the season with Hunter and with Brian Thomas Jr. who I loved watching last year.
But the big thing I was thinking with those London games,
which they always suck when the Jaguars are involved.
And now it's like Travis Hunter's in the London games for the next couple of
years. That's a bonus.
That's, that's worth getting up at six 30 in the morning in the Pacific coast.
You're like, all right, get to watch Travis Hunter.
Maybe he'll play D back end receiver the whole game.
The big thing for me though, once again, they've overpaid, um, to get
travel, Trevor Lawrence and toys.
So they've spent money on Christian Kirk, Calvin Ridley, Evan Ingram, right?
Big money on Christian Kirk.
That was a much more line signing back in the day.
They drafted Michael Thomas with the first round pick.
That was smart.
They drafted Travis at TN, uh, 25th in the first round pick. That was smart. They drafted Travis Etienne, uh,
25th in the first round. I think the same year they picked Lawrence. Um, and then they paid
Lawrence huge money. It just seems like they're constantly trying to throw assets at him, hoping
he's good. And the thing is he might not be good. So we'll see, but at least, uh, at least the
London games will be fun, but I
thought that was a good trade for the Browns.
Uh, next thing.
So should our Sanders it, you know, this just kept going, um, for weeks and weeks.
I'm, I'm not, I'm not throwing darts because I certainly talked about it on
my podcast a couple of times.
It was weird to think that he wasn't going to go in the first round in a league
where it feels like a third in the first round in a league
where it feels like a third of the teams always need a quarterback when teams who
were drafting in this first round needed a quarterback.
The Giants passed on him twice.
They haven't had a quarterback since Eli retired.
Um, Mel Kuyper just felt he just had, I'm going down with the ship energy.
Most of the mock draft guys just didn't think Sanders should be a top 20 pick,
including Todd McShay, the ringer draft guys that we have.
And, uh, and Kuiper was just,
I guess like if Sanders turns out to be an awesome pro, this would be great for
Kuiper. But, you know,
I was going nuts the year Lamar fell because the Pats had a chance to get him. And, you know, it just, with Brady's advancing age, it just seemed like a no brainer.
But in that case, it seemed really crazy that Lamar was falling with how talented he was in college and how he was clearly something.
Everybody has picked apart Sanders to the point that I don't even know what to think anymore.
So maybe he ends up in Cleveland tomorrow
by the time you hear this.
And if that happens, in Cleveland we thought maybe
we could take him at two and they get him at 33.
They desperately need a quarterback.
That's a really fun outcome.
He got, this is great for, I was thinking
this is great for us.
This is just great content, right?
I root for content sometimes.
Sanders chip on his shoulder now.
Everyone passed me.
This becomes Aaron Rodgers 2.0
if he can ever be even half as good as Aaron Rodgers.
We get to argue about the Giants trade back in
and they take Jackson Dart, right?
They pass on Sanders.
That's gonna be fun to monitor.
I feel like there's gonna be some incredible sports media stuff that happens
over the next two weeks.
You can kind of read between the lines and what some of the angles will be.
I think people will disgrace themselves. I can't wait. And, uh,
it's going to be hilarious if Sanders actually ends up being much better than
the Jackson dart, but I don't, I think the thing,
the legacy today was
neither of those guys are even that good
that people were able to get that wound up about it.
But maybe, maybe tomorrow.
But look, this is like, I root for,
I root for as many good movies as possible.
I root for as many good TV shows as possible.
I root for as many good point guards as possible.
And I root for as many good quarterbacks as possible. And I root for as many good quarterbacks as possible because I like watching
football for 11 hours a day on Sunday. And over and over again,
we have too many shitty quarterbacks and I hope Shador Sanders is good because
we need more quarterbacks, but we'll see.
Hopefully he goes to Cleveland or a team that needs him and he gets to play and
we'll find out why he dropped to 33. Another angle, Kim Ward.
Poor guy goes number one.
Usually that's like, we're talking about him constantly.
Oh my God, what do you think?
How good can he be?
What's the ceiling?
Can he turn Tennessee around right now?
Nobody, there were no Kim Ward conversations.
I think I did multiple draft podcasts.
I don't even remember talking about him.
He goes number one, gets immediately overshadowed by this Travis Hunter trade.
Then there's the Sanders is falling drama that just over overtakes everything.
And then the giants take Abdul Carter, but then they trade back for Jackson darts.
So once again, we're not talking about Ken Ward and plus he's on Tennessee,
um, a team that's not very good and a weird start to your career, but
Hey, good for you, Ken Ward.
I have no idea if you're going to be good.
It's see there.
I was reading some stuff where people thought maybe he would have been the
fifth or sixth quarterback last year.
And instead he goes one this year.
We'll see.
Uh, my guy, will Campbell, who I talked to myself into officially today.
I did a YouTube short.
Look, the past senior left tackle. This was the today. I did a YouTube short. Look, the past, the inner left tackle.
This was the case I made in the YouTube short. If you, if they're picking eight,
I would have been delighted to get them. And if you look at how the draft broke
down, we had tackles taken four membo to the jets at seven banks went to the
saints at nine. Nobody thought banks was going to go in the top 10.
Well he did because everybody wants fucking left tackle.
And that was why Will Campbell had to be four.
And the analogy I made was in 2016, the Celtics took Jaylen Brown because Danny Ainge felt like the league was moving toward wings who could shoot
and defend and guard multiple positions.
Jaylen Brown, if you remember, was supposed to be the seventh,
thirteenth pick on every mock draft.
They took him third.
The crowd thought they were the trade or eighth pick on every mock draft. They took him third.
The crowd thought they were either trading that pick for Paul George in Boston or taking
Chris Dunn, who was a local Providence guy.
And there were some boos when they took Jalen Brown and then he turned out to be Jalen Brown.
My point is just because you got a guy who probably should have gone six,
seven, eight with the fourth pick, what are they going to do?
The there were two drafts.
There were the first three guys, then there was everybody else.
And if you look at the way the guys four through 12, it became one of those
beauty is the eye of the beholder drafts, right?
Campbell goes to New England, Graham goes to Cleveland.
Gentie goes to Vegas six. Membo goes to the jet seven.
Uh, Tep Mcmillan goes to Carolina at eight banks goes ninth and Loveland goes
over Tyler Warren at 10. And it's just like,
you could have done this draft two weeks ago and with that order might've been
completely different. So I just think with, with Campbell, um,
they need a left tackle. They have nobody who can block.
And the most important guy in the team plays quarterback.
And if he could be the 12th best left tackle in the league, you got to do it.
Now a couple other Will Campbell things that have gotten me really excited.
He talked about, I talked about this with Shregger the other day,
Raible did put on the pads and he did go at Campbell to kind of feel what his
body was. And I had been hearing about this for a week or so and Campbell,
I guess knocked him over and Vrabel was really impressed by that. But, um,
Vrabel I've got to confirm multiple ways now.
He loves putting the pads on, hitting the guys, feeling their body mass,
feeling how sturdy they are. So love, Will Campbell, um, grew up in Monroe, Louisiana, home of Bill Russell.
Not nothing.
He cried for 25 seconds on stage today after he got drafted.
Um, I got a little choked up.
He said, I'm going to fight and die to protect them with everything I got.
When was asked about how are you going to protect Drake May?
I repeat, I'm going to fight and die to protect them with everything I got when was asked about how are you going to protect Drake May? I repeat, I'm going to fight and die to protect them
with everything I got. Um, I'm all in on this guy.
There's, there's been a lot of jokes in the Boston area.
It's been a pretty polarizing pick. Um, there was a tweet, I forget who did it.
It was one of the, I think WVA guys that it was showed a picture of him crying.
And it was like, well, Campbell's arms are too short to wipe away the tears.
We're going to get a lot of that.
Well, Campbell, I think it's an inch difference.
It doesn't phase me.
I think we get in trouble with drafts when people don't fit the boxes we
have for the types of bodies.
And the reason I mentioned this, um, with a basketball analogy is because we
watched Jalen Brunson on the Knicks tonight, as well Campbell's getting
drafted, who has now become one of the, I think 10 best players in the league,
10 or 12 best players.
He fell to the second round in the NBA draft because he was too short.
Wasn't fast enough.
Like I, you know, I'm, I'm in my fifties now we've been doing this
with drafts my whole life.
What the centers an inch to Dreymon green falls to 37 in the draft.
Cause what is he?
Is the center?
Can he shoot?
Um, these guys don't fit in boxes.
And if Will Campbell has been awesome his whole career and the one catch on him is
his arms might be an inch too short.
Like, guess what?
We need a left tackle. Hopefully his arms start too short.
So I'm in on this pick. I'm going to defend it. I signed off on it.
I think they did the right thing. I asked,
I think nobody wanted to trade up. So, um, that was it.
So Loveland went over Ty Warren to the Bears at 10 because, uh, Ben Johnson,
he always needs a tight end. Meanwhile,
anyone who spent $30 on Samuel Porter and their draft last year
wanted to, wanted to punch themselves in the face.
So we'll see how Loveland does.
Um, I don't know.
Is that, are the bears fallen victim to, we have Caleb Williams.
Let's just keep drafting offensive weapons and not building a red team around him.
We'll see.
They spent a lot of money in the offensive line.
Uh, I didn't love that pick.
But the picks that I did love,
and granted I parachuted into this,
but I did really get into the draft this year
because of the path situation.
I really thought they were gonna trade back,
so I was kinda looking at 20 guys
and doing the deep dives on them.
So the picks that I did like,
Jalen Walker fell to Atlanta at 15,
and he was one of the ones that
seemed like he was a fast riser, um, down the stretch and he was even getting
rumored for a second at four and Peter Schrager was doing his whole, um, to a
man, people will tell you that this guy just wows the room.
He's one of those like great character wows, the room guy felt a 15 to a team that never seems to have a pass rush.
So I really liked that pick for them. And it just felt like that guy could value.
I loved Hampton to the chargers at 22,
who everyone thought was the second best running back in this draft.
And maybe some people felt like the distance between him and gente wasn't
really even that significant. Um,
this guy just seems like a kick assass bang, bang in the line, keep,
keep the chains moving guy.
Um, and they needed somebody like this.
And I just thought at 22, that's where you want to take a running back.
And then Matthew golden went 23 to the Packers.
I'm just going to say this.
I I'm going to make a prediction.
I think he's going to be better than Macmillan.
And I'll get to Macmillan in a second.
And then I like that Houston was able to trade 25 for 34.99 in a third round pick
because the Giants got excited about Jackson Dart who might be a career backup.
But I thought that was smart that they were loading up on picks because they need stuff.
My favorite dumb trade was, uh, Atlanta traded number 46, number two 42 and a
two thousand 26 first round pick to the Rams for number 26.
And, uh, I just, I love having the Falcons with this current administration
and the draft that's like in my, in my vote out draft with Sal and those guys,
we have our crazy friend Brad's in there and you just never know where you're
getting every year with Brad.
This year he took like nine or 10 running backs and it was just like,
of course he did. He's Brad. That's basically become the Falcons.
Nobody moves up 20 spots from 46 to 26 and gives a first round pick in a draft where by the time we got to the mid 20s, I don't think anyone was doing backflips.
I thought that was hilarious.
I thought it was a very fun draft for glass half empty stereotypes.
Will Campbell has short arms.
Gentie runs with his pads too high apparently.
Heard that one a couple of times.
Membo. You can see this in the ringer draft guide, was called a leaner and a lunger, which I think are bad traits for a tackle apparently. But my number
one, and this is why I didn't like the Tet MacBillan pick, was uh, and I thought
that was the worst pick. I thought him going to the Panthers at eight was the
worst pick in the draft.
We'll see if I'm right or wrong.
But, Ted McMillan can't get enough separation
was the thing that people were hanging on.
There was also the, he loves volleyball more than football.
I'm not gonna acknowledge that.
They can't get enough separation.
I think it's a real thing
because the Patriots over and over again
have drafted receivers or signed receivers like Devante Parker who the guys are never open because they can't get any separation.
And then the quarterback has to make like perfect throws just to get in the ball.
You see these highlights of these guys in college making one hand and catches jumping over five nine defensive backs.
And I just I want guys who are wide open from drafting receiver.
I want somebody like golden where you see the clips and he's just like wide open. If I'm draft or receiver, I want somebody like Golden
where you see the clips and he's just like wide open
in all the clips.
I want guys like that.
I don't care about the guys who can make the catches
in traffic.
It seems like those guys are more likely to bust
than anything.
So I would say out of all the half glass,
half empty stereotypes, that's the one I might believe
in most, mainly because I've been burned
by 20 plus years of terrible Patriots picks.
Uh, another big takeaway from this draft, which I think people say any week every
year, but I was really thinking about it this year.
Why do people go to the NFL draft?
I feel like I get 99.9% of the sports fan experience,
which is a reason that I think I've had some success
over the years.
This I don't get.
And I was thinking like,
during the darkest, most interesting,
most bored stretches of my entire life,
which is probably my mid twenties.
Um, when I was broke and barely employed or unemployed sometimes or semi employed and then employed again.
Uh, my mom was paying my mobile gas card.
I was charging soda food on it.
Um, hoping she would have noticed even then my darkest moments, I never would have wanted
to go to the NFL draft.
I wouldn't have wanted to go if it was in Boston,
much less driving to Foxborough to go.
I just don't get it.
And I'm not saying I'm right or wrong.
I just don't personally understand it.
I don't get it.
And maybe if Van pops on here in a second, I'll ask him.
But everybody seems like they have a great time. But this year specifically, to go to
Green Bay, which is a really hard place to go to, to find a hotel, it's hard. The airport
situation is a disaster. I just, I don't get it. I also I also didn't get, um, why Roger Goodell came out on a bike.
And I don't get in general why he tries so hard to pretend he's like this.
Great, awesome guy when we all know he's, he's, you know, he's.
He's a business assassin.
That's the reason he's stayed the commissioner of the song, but you're not
going to fool us riding a bike and bear hugging teammates or
draft picks. Um, one other note,
the giants triple downed on their defensive line. And it's fun.
I have a lot of giants fans in my life to make fun of them about this because
they immediately default to the first Superbowl win over the Pats.
Well worked out for us in 2007.
Um, it's not going to work out this time because the rest of your team really
sucks and your quarterbacks are Jackson Dart and Tommy DeVito and Russell
Wilson and Jamis Winston.
And I wish you all a lot of luck.
And I still hate you for 2007 and 2011.
So I just want to get that in, but this is the Mike Lombardi theory with,
if you have a strength double down on the strength is one of my favorite Lombardi theories. Um, that we'll see this,
this giant thing would be a good example.
Can we be really awesome at one part of football and can we be so awesome at it
that will actually transfer to the, uh, the rest of football? Um,
those are all my notes. The only, The only thing about people going on the draft,
I did enjoy when the Packer fans booed the Bears,
Steve McMichael came on, they had the memorial,
the moment of silence or whatever happened there
and the crowd got respectful for a second
and then went back to bustin' the Bears again.
That whole Packers-Bear thing is really funny
and I enjoy that.
I still don't know why you would stand there as people got picked.
I just don't get it.
I'm not, I'm not trying to sound superior to people.
I, I just don't personally understand it.
So if anyone can explain it to me, I'd love to, uh, I'd love to know more.
Uh, all right.
So Rudy, you have, do you have a take on this?
I have no idea why people are there.
I don't, I don't get it at all.
I don't get it.
What do they do between the picks?
Yeah.
Cause they, they, you know, it's like, I guess the whole point would be like, can
you get on TV to be the one giants fan, like holding up your Jersey and just
yelling like Jackson Dart?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
And like, you know, maybe we're just really out of touch and like losers.
I don't, I don't know. Like, I mean, I'm trying not to be like the anti-fun guy, but I just, I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. And like, you know, maybe we're just really out of touch and like losers. I don't, I don't know.
Like I'm trying not to be like the anti-fun guy, but I just, I don't get how I was.
I literally asked my wife, I was like,
would you rather be in Times Square for new year's Eve or at the NFL draft?
And she was like, I honestly don't know.
New year's Eve is a good example. Cause I don't get that either,
but I at least I get it a little bit. Cause it's something to do on new years.
It's like what'd you do?
We went to Times Square.
We had to do it.
Yeah.
It seems awful.
Yep.
But then if a draft seems, can you drink at this?
Like do they sell food?
They must, right?
And I mean, you're so far away from the state.
Like they were doing the aerial shots and you're not even close to the stage.
I mean, the people close to the stage, I don't even think, you know, like I would say 95% of the audience was not even remotely near the stage area. You're
just like in this parking lot behind it. I don't know.
It looks like you're like at a concert at Wembley stadium. Correct. And you're way in
the back, like watching, you know, whoever. Yeah. Uh, do you feel the same way about the
NBA draft? No, cause it's a little more confined.
This just seems like this massive sporting event that I just don't get it.
Do you agree with me on that?
Maybe it's just an excuse to party and get hammered and you know, maybe that's just the
sell.
Which you know, bro's trip and you just get there and everybody's kind of, you're running
an Airbnb for a weekend and you just kind of do your thing.
Maybe that's a, maybe that's fun. Yeah, that's the thing is I don't I'm not saying I'm leaving the door open that I'm completely wrong
And I'm just not doing it correctly
But I don't see it in any way. Do you think Sanders should have fallen in the second round? I
Feel like I like him more than the consensus does like all these GM's and anonymous
I love the anonymous
thing too. It was like there was people trying to out anonymous everyone else with anonymous quotes.
I don't know. I mean, I have to say it wasn't in any of the meetings with the guy,
but I kind of respected him. He seems like he's got a decent head on his shoulders,
given who he is, who his dad is. And he got his ass kicked at Colorado almost every single week
and really never complained.
It was just a baller. So I don't know. I'm not a talent evaluator, but I respect his game. But
clearly there's just, I think, you know, it was weird on the broadcast because they just kind of
refused to ever say like, Hey, maybe he's just not that talented. And that's why he's not, they kept,
you know, Kuiper kept bringing it up. They kept talking about how, you know, about his dad showing him.
And it was kind of awkward.
And maybe it's just, Hey, he's not that good of an arm strength guy.
And you know, why are we taking that guy in the first round?
Maybe it's as simple as that.
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All right.
We brought Van Lathan in.
He was available even though it's late at night.
I knew you're a night owl like us. We're talking about why Sanders fell to the second round and I had to give you
the floor because I know you watched him not just at Colorado but even before
that. Were you surprised that he fell in the second round in a league where half
the teams seem like they're not happy with who their quarterback is? I was as
surprised with his fall as I was with Anthony Richardson's rise
when he was going through the process.
Because I had watched so much of him.
I watched so much of him and I had seen him
never really play competent quarterback at Florida
outside of some moments and a couple of games.
With Shadour, it's completely the opposite. I expected that the measurable wouldn't
be crazy because when you watch him, you think sometimes is he a noodle arm? He obviously
isn't hyper twitchy as far as his movement when he decides to run. However, just watching
him as a football player, as a football player, he won games and he changed programs
when he got to the destinations that he ended up in college football.
Now, a lot of people might say, hey, his record at Colorado was mediocre, and it was.
But if you look at what Colorado was before he got there, a lot of that offense is on his shoulders
and he always made plays.
And he seemed like the kind of guy
that you would want at quarterback
in terms of the toughness,
the ability to make throws in big moments,
the ability to make big game winning drives.
He's getting his ass kicked.
But when it was time to measure to, to, to measure out and I get, get in front of
people, I guess they didn't like what they saw.
Yeah.
The two things that don't make sense to me, big games on the road with crowds,
right.
Making plays, making, making clutch plays every once in a while, like,
which he definitely did.
Like he seemed like he had a knack for the moment.
And then you mentioned the key thing, how freaking tough he was, which I think when
you're at the next level, you're just going to either going to stand in the
pocket and take hits or you're not.
We've seen so many quarterbacks who seem like they're afraid to get hit.
I'm not saying he should have gone 10th or 12th, but it's hard for me to believe
once we get in the twenties with how hard it is to find a quarterback that he wouldn't have gone in twenties, which makes me think they
thought he was like Andy Dalton basically, or like a poor man's Andy Dalton.
Well, Van, you watch Jackson Dart and, and especially the Florida game was not a, not
a pretty watch.
Um, but you know, he's got the arm strength and I guess more of the ideal athleticism.
He, he runs a little bit better than Chador does.
I, it, I don't know.
Like it's, it's one of those things where, cause you're right.
Like he, like Colorado's defense was terrible both years he was there and he carried them
to, you know, ranked to, you know, Colorado being a ranked team for most of the time.
He's, he's an impressive dude to me, but clearly, you know, if you don't have a good arm, like the, like the Anthony Richardson thing, like dudes get
tricked into that all the time, you know, right? He's six foot five, he's built like an Adonis,
he runs well. The one throw, the one throw he had last year off his back foot, you know, they'll show
that highlight for years to come. It's like, all right, we'll bank on that guy. It's hard to bank
on a guy who, all right, what's his main trait? Like he's tough and he's kind of accurate or he's pretty
accurate, but he doesn't have a great arm. Like, well, see, this is what I would say about that.
I understand what you're saying. Just, I want to, you know, Richardson and Fowler now, he just was
the example that popped in my head. But like, I watched him like legitimately struggle to grasp his offense
and to be consistently productive in it. And all year long, there were narratives about whether or
not the guy was hurt, or what was the reason that he couldn't play. You know, I can't really say
that about Jackson Dart. What I can say about Jackson Dart is that there are times in big
moments and big games where Jackson Dart wasn't
there and there are, there were weird off games where it seemed like teams kind of had
ganged out Kiffin's scheme a little bit and they were able to shut down Jackson Dart and
render him ineffective.
But when you look at the team, Ole Miss' Teen from last year, they spent a lot of money.
Trey Harris was hurt most of the year. That was a guy who probably would have been a first round pick
at receiver. And then Juce Wells, the big transfer that came in from South Carolina, he didn't work
out. He had a disappointing season. So it wasn't like they had explosion all over the office. They
had Ulysses Bentley. They had some other guys in the backfield
that were running the ball pretty well.
But the team was a little bit off kilter.
Dart was shouldering a lot, a lot of the load
for them offensively because they weren't really
getting separation from their wide receivers
and a lot of stuff was going on there.
Two things I'll say differently though.
He had a multi, multi-million dollar squad.
There were dudes or supposed dudes everywhere.
The reason why you would say that Shador Sanders,
you have to call him clutch,
is because Colorado was incapable of dominating anyone.
If they were gonna win a game,
it was normally gonna be by six.
It was gonna be by three.
And Shador was going to have to make plays for them to win.
He was 50 to 40, yeah.
Yeah, he was going to have to make plays for them to win.
And I'm just surprised that no one saw,
when you talk about the intangibles,
a lot of people are talking about,
well, he's bad at interview, he's cocky, he's this, he's that.
The intangibles that I saw was a guy
who was able to rally his team
and get them to really play for him.
A guy who stood in there,
behind one of the worst offensive lines I've ever seen
in college football history.
Like one of the worst lines I've ever seen.
And make plays and deliver throws.
And there was a throw in that,
not to filibuster or belabor it,
there was a throw I specifically remember
in the North Dakota State game
where he gets drilled and the ball comes out
and I'm thinking that's a pick.
I'm like, Oh my God, that's a pick. No, he floated it to Horn.
Horn ran under it and I think that he scored.
So I just thought that somebody would say that's a guy that I could build an
offense around, particularly one of these obviously dumb teams,
but I guess it didn't, they didn't feel that way.
Well, I talked about this earlier,
but wouldn't it be amazing if he
ended up in Cleveland when we thought there was a chance he could have gone to
Cleveland before people realized it was in top three, but now he could go to
Cleveland, a team that has been in hell with their quarterbacks since Baker
Mayfield left.
And now he goes there.
He'd have a wide open runway to be good right away.
He'd have a better offensive line than he had at Colorado.
But that's the thing I was, Van, where would you want to see him?
Because I was thinking during the draft and like, does he, does he fit well in New York
or Cleveland in a cold weather city where like he's got to drive the ball and what could
be bad weather?
Like he's, you know, the Saints in a dome.
Like that feels just way, way bad.
I don't know what the exact fit is, but I didn't know if he's
I mean look at this point, you know, I take Lucifer at quarterback rather than Derek Carr Like there are all kinds of people like OJ Simpson could quarterback us
You know what I mean Kanye West
But there are a lot of people that I would that they could put in their quarterback right now that I take over their car pretty much like anybody. But look, there's no doubt that in the
right situation, Shadour Sanders has what it takes to be successful. What I am not, I'm a guy who
watches a lot of college football. Like I watched every snap that Dart took this year. I watched every snap that Sanders took this year, right?
I just watched every game possible,
and especially the teams in the SEC.
I have to watch them.
What I can't do is get granular as far as the breakdown
of what NFL guys see that makes them go,
oh my God, this guy is undraftable.
I can only tell you the tape that I saw
like when they were playing games,
actual games on a football field.
And on a football field, it seems like Shadour Sanders
is a winning player.
Jackson Dart is a great big strong guy
who's incredibly tough, incredibly tough.
But I don't know, man, that offense is, is, it's, it's designed to manufacture statistics.
It's a simple offense because they go so fast.
So there's just a lot of things that Jackson Dard might be asked to do on the
next level that I don't think he was asked to do it.
Oh, miss.
Handsome guy.
Um, maybe that'll be his legacy.
Handsome guy coming in and it seems, seems like he's like Brad Pitt's coming in.
Um, Cleveland has 33 and 36.
The two teams between them are Houston who already have a quarterback.
In Tennessee, who just drafted a quarterback.
And if they passed on him twice when their quarterbacks are Kenny Pickett and
Deshaun Watson, who's out for the year and who everybody in Cleveland hates.
That is just damning. And then you go to the Raiders are sitting there at 37.
And could they try to move up? Like I can't imagine him getting by at 37.
Then it's like, all right, what the fuck's going on?? When does this become one of the most reprehensible sports media?
People yelling at each other stories. We've had in a while what what needs to happen?
Yokan, Yokan versus MB for the MVP was
I don't know the the cultural story of this one is
Is pretty big as well. Like I saw Dion get at Dan O'Loskey on Twitter and
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody said that Dan O'Loskey is
is a hater now because
he gave a
somewhat
negative
Opinion about Shadour Sanders and it wasn't really a negative opinion about Shadour Sanders.
And it wasn't really a negative opinion.
He said, if Shadour Sanders doesn't go in the first round
or if a couple of teams pass on him, this will be why.
These are the things that he needs to work on.
And someone comes and says,
I didn't know he was a hater.
And Dion goes, oh my God, he's a hater.
The Dion part of this just cannot be overlooked.
The fact that Dion is such a gigantic personality that maybe there are some people that have
been rubbed the wrong way by the entire Colorado apparatus.
And that is the thing that's going to be gnawing at the talking heads for the next couple of days.
Because, you know, quarterbacks fall all the time, but this one's going to be seen as a gigantic
injustice where it could be just a guy that the NFL scouts don't like, or it could be more.
The injustice to me is that we don't have enough good quarterbacks.
So you have to really think this guy doesn't have it. If you're like, we still don't know who the Steelers quarterback is.
Is it like Kirk Cousins now?
Like what, is it like, like really they're going to do the Aaron Rogers
roller coaster, kind of keep their fingers crossed for a guy who seemed
like he was washed last year.
But I would say the counterpoint would be every, every draft expert has
basically told us that like Cam ward in last year's draft
is going what, like fifth or sixth of all of the quarterbacks.
So if you think cam ward is better than she or standards,
which I think we all probably do at least as a prospect, that's,
that means he's at least seventh, the seventh best quarterback in, you know,
and how many times there's seven quarterbacks going round one.
So is he just being, was he just kind of being propped up because,
Hey, we need to latch onto somebody. Quarterbacks are sexy.
Usually two to three go in the first round. Like maybe he's up there. Uh, when
like, you know, I guess the statistics would tell you that this draft is just
not a great quarterback draft. So I don't know. It seems, I really don't know
what to believe.
Yeah. That's what happens with these clusters with the draft where you're the best looking
person in your cluster
But it's not a good cluster and you can fool people into thinking you're better than you are
I thought that was really interesting that people I saw the same stuff that people thought like Bo Nicks would have gone ahead of
Kim Ward if they were in the same draft, that's crazy Jesus
I guess yeah, I get what you're saying head of Kim Ward if they were in the same draft. That's crazy. Jesus.
I guess, yeah, I get what you're saying, but I looked at that certainly from a different perspective
to where it's a weak quarterback draft,
like a weak one, right?
And he still fell out of the top, out of the first round.
Like we watched a draft where Michael Pinnix with
A really questionable medical like that guy's a stud quarterback. Don't get me wrong
And he ran four or five when he was at the combine. So obviously
Uh his legs worked but we watched him get taken we watched
The jj mccarthy thing still blows my mind, right?
And it's not i'm not saying that the guy's not good.
I'm saying that we're talking about someone
that was in a hand the ball off,
make a couple of plays of game offense, right?
Game manager.
A game manager.
He is about to be handed the keys to the kingdom
up in Minnesota.
All of that stuff together.
I know that the team won a lot
and that's got to mean something.
But I'm saying now it just seems like it wasn't that should do or Sanders
didn't find the right fit in the first round.
It seemed like he was radioactive, which it wasn't.
It does seem like the interviews were a real thing. Right.
So people were being anonymous cause they didn't want people coming at them,
but it didn't
seem like a fake story.
It did seem like something that turned some teams off.
But can I ask you a question?
Let's say that it's not a fake story.
The question is, why is it a story?
Why would an anonymous source, you have a bad interview with Shador Sanders.
Right.
Why are they saying anything?
I'm just asking.
Yeah. By the way, I'm not casting any type of expression.
I'm saying, I'm asking why.
Like, you have a bad interview with Shador Sanders.
Or you look it out
because you want to get him the second round
and you're like, yeah, that guy's a fucking asshole.
And meanwhile, you're like, I hope he falls to 33.
But it got to a point to where
every single fucking thing was so negative.
Like, did you hear that?
We watched him tie his shoes and it took him
fucking five seconds to do the loop de loop.
Something's wrong with this guy. He's undraftable.
It was like the draft day movie. It was the birthday party.
It was Bo Calhan.
The whole thing. So I'm just, you know, by the way, I'm not.
I'm just saying that this was pretty
remarkable from a guy, there's that other tweet from Dion where Dion is saying, hey,
my son's going to go top five.
So really, like, everyone was saying that he was going to be like a top five draft pick.
Yeah, he was in versus Ward for three months.
But that cooled off the last couple of days.
It did.
You know, it almost-
No, last couple of days. It did. You know, that it almost. No, last couple of weeks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it almost feels like did we just kind of like talk ourselves into something that
was never actually going to be real, you know?
And.
Well, I know as a Patriots fan hoping that two quarterbacks were going top three, you
could feel it shifting in fucking February.
That once the first wave of analysis came in on him it
wasn't it was pretty bleak so I don't get it there's one other thing that um
that I looked back at it and I was like these things didn't help at least to me
so Kim Warden should do a sentence training together so, all throughout the last couple of months,
there were all of these training videos of them,
and they were throwing together.
And, you know, Ward would step up,
and he would throw a couple reps,
and then Shadour would step up,
and he would throw a couple reps,
and I remember watching both of those guys throw,
and being like, uh-oh.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean? Like, he's like's like, like, don't get me wrong. Should do it.
Those are pretty football.
I think he's a first round quarterback.
I think he's going to have a successful NFL career, but the physical difference
between the guys was, was, was, was pretty remarkable when you watch both of them.
Throw Dan, can we go rapid fire really quick?
Will Campbell, number four, Patriots.
His arms are apparently an inch too short.
I've talked myself into the pic, but you loved him.
Can you make the Will Campbell case
for my Patriot fan friends?
All I can say is that the guy faced some of the best,
most talented pass rushers in the entire country
and he didn't hold up.
He fucking dominated.
He dominated. He didn't, he didn't hold up. He fucking dominated.
He dominated.
He didn't, he wasn't a,
this is a guy who can hold up at tackle for you.
This was a dominating pass blocker.
And I'm sorry, man, actual game shit has to matter.
He is a dog.
You guys got a good one.
Did it make you cry when he cried?
No, I thought I thought it was actually more interesting that when he was walking up to
the podium to go talk to the Dell that he completely ignored Brian.
Like that, that freaked me out as a fan.
I'm wondering, they fuck with this guy.
But he completely ignored Brian Kelly.
Brian Kelly actually went, gave one of these to him.
He just, he didn't have any time for coach.
What was your favorite pick in the first 15 rounds?
For value slash you think the guy's going to absolutely kick ass for the team.
For value slash kick ass for the team.
I mean, the value picks are pretty obvious here.
I mean the value picks are pretty obvious here. Um, you know,
Notice how he's not saying Kelvin Banks to the Saints at nine.
I think the entire, I think the entire town was surprised that the entire state was surprised that, um,
That they that they took a tackle. This is not a value pick, but my favorite pick of the entire draft
Was one that was scripted exactly
where it was supposed to go. It was Ashen Gentie to the Raiders because of all of the
excellent players that we've talked about all year long, he is such a fucking dominant
football player. He's such a dominant football player and he's going to a team that has some
pieces where he's going to really get a chance to produce. I think he's going to a team that has some pieces where he's
going to really get a chance to produce.
I think he's going to have like a flat out awesome rookie year.
I'm excited to use him on Madden too.
Sarudy, what was your favorite value slash I love this fit.
I love everything about this pick.
I love Hampton to the Chargers.
What do you think his, because what do you, what do you think he's going to go in an auction draft?
Like, P2s are going to lose that.
He's like a $40 guy.
Yeah, like he's going to be a top guy.
And, you know, there's a lot of people that said, you know, Gentie's like, you know,
physically just a freak and special, but that Hampton's not that far behind him.
And that's like a perfect...
Because all those Chargers running backs, too, were just like ticking time bombs, like, you know, with all Dobbins is,
you know, just another injury waiting to happen, unfortunately.
And Gus Edwards is like a thousand years old.
Uh, really seems like it, like it, it just seems like a plug and play guy.
That's going to be like an all pro potentially like in a couple of seasons.
Yeah.
That was one of those.
If you took them at 12, it's like, eh, it's high, but that's a nice pick.
But when you get them at 22, you're like, oh, no brainer.
I agree with you.
That one, the Falcons getting Walker.
And then I really like Golden to the Packers.
They just over and over again,
just keep getting these receivers.
The Pats haven't been able to draft one in 20 years.
And the Packers over and over again
are just grabbing these dudes.
But I thought that was a good one.
The Eagles kind of did it again too with Jahad Campbell, right?
Van's like, yeah, like they just get another SEC stud who somehow falls.
And there's the injury concern, but man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was the, he had the injury, but it's a great pick, a terrorizing player when
he's healthy, man, good guy.
Would you have taken Travis Hunter or Abdul Carter if you had the second pick?
Travis Hunter.
Okay.
Would you have traded all that stuff Jacksonville traded to get him?
Probably not.
But if, if, if you're there, I take him in, in front of Carter.
Cause to me, like if you w what's the best case scenario for Carter that he turns
into like a Michael Parsons type of player, He's not quite as good as Michael Parsons, right?
Parsons, slightly poor man's Parsons, I think.
Slightly poor man's Parsons, right?
Hunter, though, to me, has the opportunity,
particularly if he just decides on one side of the ball.
To me, the defensive side of the ball is where I think he needs to be.
He could be everything.
He could be the next Dion Sanders, uh, Darrell Revis type of player that like
locks up a side of the field for a team for X amount of years.
That was a very fun pick.
All right.
Thanks for staying up with us, man.
Uh, thanks to Rudy.
Always good to see your face as well.
Uh, we're going to take a break.
Come back with CR Mahoney.
All right.
We're recording this a break. Come back with CR on Mahoney. All right, we're recording this.
9.33 p.m.
No wifi in my house for some reason,
so I'm using my iPhone.
I think it looks fine.
The dream team is here.
Rob Mahoney, Chris Ryan.
Just watched OKC come back from at least 55 points.
Mahoney, was that the John Maria got injured game
or the Alex Caruso, not quite the Alex Caruso game, but if it was a bigger game, it that the John Moran got injured game or the Alex Crusoe?
Not quite the Alex Crusoe game, but if it was a bigger game, it would be the Alex Crusoe game.
Why not both? But I think the dark clouds of John Moran falling that hard in the fashion that he did
and the way that the game just completely flipped on its head the moment that he left,
it's hard not for that not to be the top line takeaway. It's just such a bummer.
Yeah, I mean, he's always somebody you worried was going to get injured in every
game because of the way he played, but that was not his fault.
That was a pretty fluky.
Hey, CR, was that dirty to you at all or not really?
I actually did do a little bit of research.
I did some Zapruder on this.
It does feel like Dort's slipping before he even realizes that that Johnaws there, but I'm sure other people have differing opinions.
Tough week for guys slipping and then undercutting famous stars in the playoffs.
Do you want to get it off your chest early or do you want to save it for later?
Not great. I'll tell you what OKC did show me though.
Okay.
It's never good to lose by 30 when you're the favorites to win the title in a game three
when it looked like the series was over after the first two games.
Then Ja gets her momentum shifts, but it was still like a 24 point game in the third quarter.
And then OKC did the thing that I really appreciate if you're going to have some championship
pedigree.
Can you really crack down?
Can you go on a run?
Can you crack the defense up another level?
Um, and then all of a sudden it started to feel like the first two games.
So Rob weirdly, I think that game was like a, a, a win and something that maybe
okay, see needed for those last two rounds that they're going to get to
would be my takeaway, no,
I mean, it's certainly better context than winning by 50 plus, right?
Like these are the kinds of runs you wanna have to make.
I think the Crusoe point you laid up top
is really important, this idea that he is a crucial part
of their closing groups.
And I think showed in this case,
you gotta play that dude off the floor
because he will fuck you up and he will end your season.
Like the number of just completely disruptive
defensive plays he had down the stretch against bigs, against wings, against guards. He just like his defensive range is so incredible.
And the only thing you can really do is try to challenge him to hit some shots, try to,
try to, you know, spate. I think push him on the other end to the point that OKC has to make some
hard calls. And they just never reach that point because Caruso was that good. And ultimately,
I think because Chet and JDub were that good too.
Yeah, it's pretty rare to go into a closing stretch of a game, especially with a comeback that significant.
It was like I think they were down 29 at the most.
Right. Yeah. And then to have the defensive possessions be the thing you're going to walk away remembering.
It's not like it's it's not like Cory Brewer and Josh Smith like bombing away.
It's like, no, Alex Cruz, so literally literally just stopped the Grizzlies from scoring like 10
times, and that swings the game.
CR, as a scrappy, former little basketball player, did you, is there kinship watching
him take on Jaron Jackson?
Is there anything more fun if we were just going to rank things that don't quite get
enough credit?
I thought you were going to say as a guy with a receding hairline.
Oh, I didn't even think of that.
There are many end roads to this metaphor, it turns out.
But it's one of those things that's so secretly fun about basketball that we all enjoy,
but we don't talk about nearly enough, is when the much smaller guy is guarding the bigger guy
who's just being completely exposed.
We're seeing it a little bit in the Golden State Houston series too with Draymond and Fred Van Vliet,
where they're just like, Fred Van Vliet's like 5'11,
we're gonna put him on Draymond,
what are you guys gonna do?
And he can't do anything.
But for Jaren Jackson, who I did not vote for all NBA,
and I think is a frustrating player to watch sometimes,
but I did not think that was a good look for him, CR.
Yeah, I thought he had that one nice shot that went high off the glass towards the end
of the game.
Like every once in a while as he pulls something out of his bag, his handle does not really
he doesn't have the handle of somebody that you can trust in a fourth quarter in a big
game like that right now.
I will say that for Memphis, it's probably incredibly difficult to navigate the jaws here,
jaws not here.
Yeah.
Because they feel like such a different roster when he goes out, it automatically makes your
canards that much more important, your contrar is important. Whereas those guys should be
additive and not essential. So I just I really feel for Memphis, they're probably not...
They were probably never gonna win this series and they were probably gonna get... Maybe
not swept, but it was probably going to be a gentleman sweep.
And now it just seems like this might be a franchise altering night for them.
Yeah.
I mean, that was like a best case shooting half for Memphis overall.
They were hitting everything.
It was just everything was clicking into place starting with Scottie Pippen Jr. having such
an amazing game.
For them to have to give it all back like this is so dispiriting.
It's so crushing.
And I think the Jaren Jackson piece of this is interesting to talk about.
Cause okay.
See, it's a horrible matchup for him.
Like I think his handle is good enough to beat bigs.
It's not good enough to beat the Alex Caruso's and certainly to drive into the
teeth of a defense like Oklahoma cities.
Just that's where you really strain even the more developed part of
his skillset from this year.
So it seems like John might be seriously hurt.
We have no idea as we're taping this,
but he came back out in crutches.
Crutches, never good.
Maybe it's a hip thing.
Maybe they think it might be his, who knows?
I don't want to speculate, but.
Honestly, when he took his jersey off
coming off the court,
he was not responding as if he was gonna
be coming back out there.
You could see it, he was in a lot of pain.
You could say he was in a lot of anguish over that fall.
It was a tough scene all around.
I hated it, man.
It was just like, it's the Jai experience
in such a sick nutshell where he was about to do
something incredibly sick.
And you're like, this is why I watch basketball.
This is incredible.
And then just the freaky fluky stuff.
But I want guys to try to do stuff like that.
That's why you watch hoops.
The audacity to hurdle the door is what makes Ja-Ja.
But it's also what leads to these plays, unfortunately.
I missed it live.
So I went back a couple of minutes because when I flipped over,
I flipped over when I saw Verno tweet like, oh, no.
And I was like, this could only be one of three or four things.
So I went back and when I established it wasn't a Cowboys draft pick
situation, I was like, Oh, let me find when the jaw injury must happen. And I went too far back
and you can watch him and you can see like all the life in his eyes. And he's just such the heartbeat
of the franchise while he's out there. And like the crowd is feeding off of him. So it was really
eerie to go back like even a minute before the injury and then it all changes. Yeah, when Verno tweets, oh no, the most likely scenario is a jaw injury.
Given that the NFL draft tonight, it was probably like,
I have over two and a half quarterbacks in the first round, oh no.
I mean, there was all kinds of gambling possibilities too.
This OKC piece, you know, there's not a lot to learn from this series.
It's a, I think, pretty much of a mismatch.
And if Memphis was going to win a game, it was going to be tonight.
But for the most part, this was either going to be four or five.
But it did get interesting down there.
Five minutes left.
Memphis is playing really hard.
Pippen's doing some interesting stuff against SGA as like a smaller guy,
trying to like kind of dive down on his dribble. you know they're throwing like some flash double teams at them
they're bouncing off of them and just trying to watch them execute and the big
guy was Holmgren where you really felt the stretch five-ness of him and he was
not not shy about taking shots he made made one big one, but, uh, but I was watching that.
Did you notice anything down the stretch there?
Because that's going to happen to them.
They're going to play the Clippers probably in, in round two, right?
They're they might play golden state or the Lakers.
Who, who knows in round three, and then the Celtics are waiting for them.
And there's going to be these little pockets at the end of games,
these real crunch time moments when teams are going to be throwing everything
they have at them. They try to knock them out of their offense.
It's like, all right, Jaylen Williams, let's see it. Hey, check.
Can you make that Alex Cruz? Are you afraid of the corner? How about you, Lou?
Dort? What did you notice from the last five minutes?
I mean, I think just a lot of optimism from the chat piece of this game, just a monster
second half overall that is heartening as far as his piece in that, right?
They're always going to have the questions about this sort of secondary offense.
They're also going to have those questions as you say about what, what is the best optimal
defense to throw at SGA in a playoff setting?
And I think Scottie Pippen Jr. does a good job against pretty much every star he's asked
to guard, like real, real like Yeoman's work considering like what he's asked to do.
You could say the same of a Chris Dunn matchup.
Derek Jones Jr. is one of the few defenders in the league who actually seemed to have
an effect on SGA in the regular season during some of their matchups.
And so the challenge of a team like the Clippers as Denver is finding out is the sheer variety
of shit that they can throw at you and the way that they can mix up their coverages and
their assignments
and keep you guessing at all times.
And if something is going to throw the Thunder off their game,
and I'm not sure it will in a way that they're going to lose a series,
but it would have to be disruptive in that way.
Yeah, it's really hard.
I said this last Thursday, it's hard for me to imagine them not winning the title.
I thought that this was like a real, like, cool gut check win,
despite the fact that the headline will be jaw
The chat thing that I noticed down the stretch bill with the threes was just like how he rendered Edie kind of unplayable
I mean he was still out there but like watching Edie try to like get out to the perimeter. I was just like
Just got to grab it.
Uh, um, yeah, it's a, it's the perfect.
Okay. See box score.
If you're saying what's the blueprint for what their championship
crunching box score would look like.
Right.
SGA 31, eight, home grid, 24, eight rebounds, Williams, 26, six and five.
And then Caruso, how many steals did he have?
Four, 10, six with four, uh, with four steals.
But how many deflections?
Yeah. Yeah.
And just, and had a couple of those Kawhi Leonard,
I'm just going to take the ball from you now.
Yes.
Moments. Yeah.
Uh, or it was fun.
Uh, speaking of-
He was MFing the crowd as a defender.
I've not seen that recently.
I remember the first year he started playing for the Lakers.
And it became a big thing because his hair was so weird.
He hadn't shaved his hair yet.
And he just had one of those like super duper, almost like one of those sports writers at a Super Bowl haircuts where you're like,
what is going on with that guy's head? And it became a huge talking point on social media where they're like, look at this fucking guy,
this white guy, the Lakers have, what's going on with this dude? And he had a couple, I remember
LeBron broke some sort of record and Caruso was one of the first people that high fived them. And
it was like, wow, this is so awkward. This Caroe guy. And then we all kind of realized watching them.
Hey, this guy's pretty good.
It's am I crazy or is Crusoe like decent?
And then it just kind of kept going.
He's a decently big part of that 2020 title team and it's gone and gone.
And now I find it hard to believe Rob that he's not a crunch time guy for them.
Right.
He's going to probably be out there in big games.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
It's going, it is going to come down to whether you can push him and push them in
that way where he has to be more of an offensive presence if you can leverage it.
But he's such a good playmaker in a facilitating capacity and he's such a
smart cutter.
I feel like he always has stuff he can do.
And of course, if you're creating enough havoc on defense to create fast breaks,
you're going to win those trade-offs.
The issue with Cruz was honestly not even really been his offense.
Historically, it's been like, can he be healthy enough to play a lot over the
course of entire seasons?
And with the way everything is shortened up now, it really doesn't matter.
You can just put him out there for 25 to 30 minutes a night.
If the matchup allows it and he's going to do you a lot of good.
Well, we thought we were gonna be leading this podcast
with Clippers Nuggets.
I talked about this on a pod earlier this week
when I had Zach on and we talked about Kawhi for a while,
and then at the end we were talking about this series.
And I felt deep in my gut that there was a chance
the Nuggets might really go sideways.
Like I bet the Clippers tonight. I just,
I don't know if the nuggets think they're good. I mean,
the nuggets,
I don't know if they believe in whatever they're doing and you can kind of feel
it. That game got away from them fast. The Clippers made a bunch of threes.
I thought Jokic was spectacular in the first quarter. It was,
it felt like he was on pace for 30 assists,
but defensively, they're just really limited.
Their bench today, at one point,
I don't know what they finished with.
At one point...
Well, Russ was out, right?
Yeah, he had a foot injury apparently going on.
They finished with six points from the bench.
You're not gonna win a playoff game.
Not ideal.
And they were down 20 points for basically two hours.
And now weird schedule clerk, this is the clerk.
This doesn't usually happen in the first round, but they're playing
again, 3 PM PT on Saturday.
So it's 40 hours after this game ended.
Um, and that is a make or break.
They have five and a half playable guys right now.
Yeah.
Payne Watson's been kind of a disaster
in some of his minutes so far.
If Russ can't play, this is the thing about all
of the hand wringing about the highs and lows
of Russell Westbrook, they just straight up
need his minutes more than anything.
Like they can't afford this much Julian Strother as they're
going to have to throw out there if Russ can't go. And overall, the construction of the team
to your point bill does not feel like one that would give you a lot of confidence if you're
Nikola Jokic, if you're Jamal Murray, if you're Aaron Gordon with one functional calf. Like,
I don't know how you watch the team around you not close out to shooter after shooter after shooter
and think, oh, we're just a couple of effort plays away or we're a couple of strategic tweaks
away. This, this feels like a chasm in the series that's developing. Uh,
yeah, I think in park is the nuggets. They just look shook by the end of this game.
They look like a team that fired their coach and GM a week before the season
ended. You know, like, oh shit, I forgot they did that.
And there's three guys on the team who have been the sort of core of this of this like run.
And it just feels like the end of a cycle.
And these guys are looking around for reinforcements.
And the only place they can look is to Westbrook, who's bounced around the NBA for a couple of
seasons now and the bridge to nowhere like like the young kids that they were supposed to
develop just are obviously not ready or capable and Porter on any given night. And the bridge to nowhere, like the young kids that they were supposed to develop
just are obviously not ready or capable
and Porter on any given night, you're like,
are you on planet earth or not, man?
So it's just, it just feels like-
We've got one arm now too.
Like it's just not a good recipe for him.
After watching these three games,
I'm surprised they won one.
That's what I'll say.
Wow.
Chris, do you think they should have hired Vincent Hanna
as their interim coach?
I mean, Adelman is like doing his best, I guess. Do you think they should have hired Vincent Hanna as their interim coach?
Just to, I mean, Adelman is like doing his best, I guess.
I don't even know what you would do with a week's prep to become the head coach of a
championship hopeful.
But I think if we were wondering whether or not Cronkite was like, Josh Cronkite was like,
oh, I think we actually have the pedigree to win the title.
We just need different voices in the room versus I want to get this stuff at these guys out of here so we can get
ready for the draft in the offseason now I think it might be the latter
I mean even say it Westbrook saying my foot sir it is like you fucking get hurt
walking to doggy be there
Beats an Alvarado. Do you just have me here to do heat?
Don't you want my basketball inside?
Just pull a string on his back.
Well, I feel bad for poor Edelman.
I just think at this point they might have been better off just hiring actors to play the coach.
Just bring somebody in.
Bring in Ben Affleck and just tell him to be the way back guy.
Wow.
Just to tell him to look like he had a few the night before and he's just going to yell at the refs and stuff.
I have to ask the king of narratives, Chris Ryan.
Oh yeah.
If the nuggets lose badly again, Saturday, I think, and combined with okay. See sweeping Memphis, the narratives are going to come shooting left and right, like a
t-shirt gun, one of which will be you voted for Jokic for MVP and he just, uh, he just
lost in five and shouldn't have won day one.
Who is you?
Well, we're trying to figure out who did this.
Me and Marcello and probably about 20 other people, I think, voted for Jokic.
And, and me to be fair.
Yeah.
And Rob Mahoney.
I feel fine.
I feel like it's a regular season award and I will sleep soundly at night with that knowledge.
I actually feel better about it because Denver has been so exposed in this series that it kind of, it kind of cements why I voted for him in the first place.
I couldn't believe how mediocre his team was.
That's right. Bill never surrendered.
Yeah.
Just going forward.
Now, so what else do we have for King of Narratives CR for this one?
Um, just how taxing title runs are. I mean even I think your beloved Celtics are experiencing this a little bit physically.
Obviously that has something to do with this sort of the elbows and the dives going on in that series, but it's amazing to watch
just even Jokic and how like the tank is kind of like, I mean,
it's not empty, but it is certainly half full and maybe has like a little bit of like accidental
diesel in there at this point.
And maybe he's looking around and he's saying, I don't have any help.
But how do you rebuild this team?
If you're, I mean, I'm asking you because I'm like, what are their moves here?
What are their options?
Is there like, is you have to take two steps back
to take a step forward?
I hate to like be writing their obituary already,
but he's too amazing.
It's tough to do the down two one,
what are they doing this off season?
But it was hard not to think of that
during the entire game.
They squeak out a game one win in overtime.
They shouldn't have won game one.
And didn't really look that in it tonight.
Game two was a little closer,
but like I just feel like the Clippers are attacking them
from all over the court, like Rob said earlier.
So the narrative here is like,
man, winning a title and being competitive
over the course of a three-year stretch
will really take a lot out of a franchise.
Well, Rob, you're looking at a Michael Porter,
my problem for your problem trade, right?
That's probably where it starts. Do you have somebody you're not happy with? Because we have Michael Porter, my problem for your problem trade, right? That's probably where it starts.
Do you have somebody you're not happy with? Cause we have Michael Porter Jr.
What about a swap-a-roo?
I would say that would be the first thing they try to do.
Or to get two functional rotation players for Michael Porter Jr.
Right?
Like Denver does need depth in such a bad way.
They do need shooting.
They need the stuff that at his best, MPJ is able to provide.
Right now, he's clearly not at his best.
Maybe he's not at his best consistently enough for the salary slot he takes and the role
you're asking him to fill on the team.
But I don't know, their problems cut so much deeper.
They're just not going to go on any long runs if this is how they're going to defend.
And functionally, the core of the team is not going to get dramatically better in that
regard unless you start making some pretty dramatic moves.
And it's so hard, right? Because if you look back in retrospect, it's like we've talked,
I think everybody's talked about this on their pods and stuff, but like
KCP obviously would have been a valuable person for this team to have within the logic of the team's construction.
It would have worked, but it's not like KCP set the world on fire as a member of the Magic.
So it's like I can see why they like, we need to get off these guys.
We can't pay like guys a little bit out of their prime for past performance.
I understand all that.
But Jesus, when you're watching what they put out there,
it's like it's unbelievable that they won a title a couple of years ago.
It was incredible to Billy.
You're saying Jokic is passing in the first quarter really was awesome,
like high level Jokic stuff, what you would expect from a player of his pedigree.
You see, you watch them go on a run.
You're seeing him set up these guys with all these no look passes.
You're like, okay, Denver's really got something.
You look at the scoreboard, they're up four points.
I just think the Clippers have done such an amazing job of just
chipping away at all of these nuggets runs.
It's a lot of those James Harden in particular, who played amazing
basketball today.
Kawhi Leonard wasn't even that good
and it just did not matter
as far as like the Clippers consistency of scoring went.
So they've just been able to mitigate
every little bit of something
that the nuggets have put together.
And it's when you're in that position for Denver,
it just takes all of the wind out of you.
Yeah, when you have, you basically have five and a half,
six guys and Russ is one of the six and he's not even playing.
The flip side, the flip side with the Clippers is like they can beat you with just their two best guys or they can beat you from the margins with Powell.
And like if Pattoons gonna hit four threes.
Oh my God.
I don't know what the magic Nick Pattoon three number is for a victory, but it looked a lot like tonight.
two and three numbers for a victory, but it looked a lot like tonight.
Well, this is what I've been saying all year. And I don't I get it.
America is probably not focused on the Quippers home regular season games,
but they have a legitimately good home court advantage now.
And you could feel it in that first half when they hit a couple threes.
The crowd was delirious.
And, you know, they got hot when a team's going to make that many threes at home.
They're probably winning a playoff game.
But man, when Kawhi is as good as he's been,
and he was 21 and 11, six assists today,
and Harden was probably their best player in the game,
but Kawhi was still seemingly Kawhi
and just seemed so athletic.
He had that one play in the first half
when he went coast to coast on a steal.
Did those two long Kawhi steps with J Oak edge next to him and got it in there.
And I, I just think the clubbers are really good.
I'm just going to keep saying it.
I think people will have to take them seriously as a contender.
I think with the nuggets, you know, doc was on when doc was doing my pod,
when doc did my pod after Denver one, he was talking about how much he loves Porter,
and just how happy he was for that guy,
and how people don't realize how big he is,
and he can rebound.
I remember him raving about it.
I remember filing it away.
I wonder if Doc ever runs a team.
Would Porter be somebody he targets?
And then you're thinking about Milwaukee
in this other series,
and that's another team that's gonna be,
we're stuck, what do we do? that's going to be, we're stuck.
What do we do?
I feel like Rob, we're, we're at peak.
We have an awesome player, but we're stuck.
What do we do?
I think, I feel like we've hit the peak in recent NBA history.
You look around these teams like we have Janis and we have no chance.
Yeah.
We have Jokic and there's no way we're winning three straight rounds with the team.
We have, I don't remember, um, teams with players this good, just really not being in the
mix.
And I think it speaks to how deep the league is now.
It's how deep the league is.
It's also some of these teams, especially in more of the mid and small markets,
running scared of what the apron is going to mean for them and preemptively
trying to get ahead of some of these problems in the way that Chris was talking about. Like it wouldn't have fully saved
the nuggets. And there's some parallel versions of that for the Bucks where like if anything,
maybe they've been a little too aggressive in steering into the skid of their finances.
Maybe they've been too aggressive in steering into the skid, certainly of the age curve, right?
Of like leaning on someone like Dame Lillard to be Giannis' primary running mate. You couldn't have anticipated the
blood clot, but you could have anticipated some of the gradual
decline year over year that a small guard is going to have
naturally. And so then you end up with Giannis under Takumbo, you
end up with Nikola Jokic, surrounded by teams that are like
fine, you know, pretty good. And because they are so amazing,
will at some points trick you into thinking that they're
probably a little bit better than they are.
And that's a really dangerous place to be at a team.
It's hard to take an honest assessment
of who your sixth and seventh and eighth guys are,
when every time they're shooting an open three from Janis
or they're getting a backdoor cut from Jokic.
It's hard to take stock of your team
in those circumstances.
Yeah, and it seems like the theme of all of these teams
seems to be
losing out on their core role players or veterans that are looking for a new contract.
They miss those guys, like whether it's the Warriors, the Bucks,
whether it's Denver, and then they wind up regretting it because it's so impossible to like find that exact guy, the exact
KCP, the exact name warrior role player.
I mean, I guess Iggy Bunsy Pody retired.
I mean, like it's the person that holds everything together and does all this little stuff.
And I just I don't even I as a somebody who cheers for somebody who's not contending,
I can't even imagine how difficult it must be.
Who's your team? I forgot you were cheering for Toby tonight.
I'm cheering for basketball.
I'm cheering for the Pistons.
Be ball Paul.
Yeah.
Toby was 0 for 6 in that next game today and CR was like, burn in hell!
He's having a good series.
I hope he goes for 20!
He's been good.
Speaking of him, Ben Simmons had a couple moments in the Clips game too.
Ben Simmons plus 9.
Yeah.
Plus nine. Broke out a headband, made a stop on somebody and did a little like stare to the crowd,
kind of yell to the crowd stuff.
Continuing his streak of dribbling hard right to the logo and then skidding to a stop and
hitting the ball off to a guard.
I have a suggestion for you for the last act of your career.
You've done a lot with your career, but I want you to lose all your hair.
Yeah. Then grow out a crazy sports writer rec, but I want you to lose all your hair,
then grow out a crazy sports writer receding hairline,
and become the poet of the Intuit Dome,
and just write about Ben Simmons' connection to the wall.
You know?
And how?
This was the day Ben Simmons became a clipper.
That would be, what if we started just assigning pieces
like that and telling people to just sell the hell out
of them? Like somebody goes in and writes like a really heartfelt Ben Simmons has
finally found a home here today.
He exploded for zero points and three rebounds, but his defensive stop in the
first half really made it.
Um, yeah, I mean, Derek Jones and Batum coming off the bench is a hundred times
better than anything Denver has.
They have seven guys.
Plus the Simmons thing.
Yeah, I mean, you joke about the Simmons part.
The Clippers winning his minutes so decisively is a damning piece of evidence.
Like, that is really where you are if you're the Denver Nuggets.
You're straight up getting embarrassed by the Ben Simmons zone defense minutes.
And Jokic is on the floor for a lot of those, right?
And you're still trying to figure it out.
You could see them trying to cut behind it, trying to like work some angles.
None of it felt sustainable.
None of it felt like they ever got into an actual rhythm breaking down.
I repeat a Ben Ben Simmons zone defense.
You're like that.
That's the series right there.
I do not see a path for them.
I'm going to game four.
I think the only way they win, well, two things.
One, the Clippers could just have a game where they go like six for 45 from three.
Yeah.
I mean, anybody can just suck in a game and not make any threes.
And if you don't make any threes, you could lose to anybody.
The only other guy I can see is Murray. suck in a game and not make any threes. And if you don't make any threes, you could lose to anybody.
The only other guy I can see is Murray.
Like they need like a 38 point Murray game, but when you watch how the Quippers, all these guys, they can throw at him.
It's just, I think it's a tall ass.
They just have too many dudes.
So I think, I thought Rossella and I said on Sunday, the nuggets were up one
nothing and both of us were like,
haven't changed my opinion at all.
I still feel exactly the same and I think it's going to be really hard for nuggets to
win.
Now I don't think they can win.
Let's take a break and talk about the ballast at the palace part two, Nick's Pistons.
Pistons Knicks.
I thought this was a potential Steve Kerr game, which is what he gave me this theory
years ago when I was a moderator at the Young.
We're so psyched to be in the playoffs again, the playoff team hosting the game three and
the energies through the roof.
And everybody's like, oh my God, they're going to go ape shit in this game.
The crowd's going to be amazing.
And then they come out and they lay an egg.
They did not lay an egg.
The Knicks were really good.
And I think that the thing that jumps out to me, CR.
The shot distribution, which was a big topic
the last couple of days,
because you have all these really good offensive players
and you have Jalen Brunson in game two,
shooting 27 times and taking 12 free throws.
I went on Terminator and Eddie's show yesterday
and we were talking about like,
hey Brunson, you had 37.
That's not necessarily a good thing for your team
if Towns looks like he wants to go listen to Morrissey
after the game and,
OG and OBE has 10 points.
Maybe get maybe a little more distribution
and it's basically the Isaiah Thomas, mid eighties Pistons rule of, yeah,
I could have scored 35, but I scored 23 and three other guys on my
team had an awesome game.
So the shot distribution this time, 20 Brunson, 18 towns, 17 Anobe, 13 bridges.
All four guys had 20 points and up.
And that to me feels like the balance.
So my question you see are intentional or unintentional?
I think it was probably intentional. I don't think you can have a roster so overly committed
to this starting five in this core and just be like, but it's still a one man show and
you guys just stand in the corners. And also, I mean, like Brunson missing time over the
course of the season.
I think tellingly, when he missed some time in this last bit of the regular season,
that's when Bridges kind of blossomed a little bit.
I mean, I know that Knicks fans have a love-hate relationship with him,
but he needed to be a little bit more featured and a little bit more set up
to be a feature player.
I got to admit, can we talk a little bit about the Brunson experience?
Yeah, let's go.
I'm so excited to do so.
Don't dislike Jalen Brunson.
Yeah. You are coming to this with trauma, I will say given last year's playoffs.
If I was a Pistons fan, I would hate Jalen Brunson.
Yeah. And I want to like him.
It's hard right now.
I'm not enjoying this.
Are you guys enjoying this?
How much of this has to do with the Nick Sixers series last year?
Almost torpedoing your friendship with fantasy.
We're fine. We're good.
Patched it up. 26 percent.
OK. What should take Rob on Jalen Brunson?
But one of the league's most unlikely underdog stories
ever, then now getting the backlash?
I'm becoming a little radicalized, I gotta say.
I have quite high tolerance for James Harden-esque theatrics.
I'm mostly fine with it.
He makes Harden look like Bronco Nagurski.
This is the thing. And I think the juxtaposition of him specifically against Asard Thompson in the series, who's
just playing good, wholesome defense, but with a hyper-athletic frame, and you're just
seeing him get baited into sometimes dumb young player shit and sometimes inexplicable
non-calls that Jalen Brunson gets the benefit of.
I will say, I thought the first half in this game, he, Jalen Brunson was
participating in every version of that possible and trying to sell every one
of these calls.
I thought he cleaned it up a lot in the second half.
And I thought that some of what we were talking about in terms of the shot
distribution paid off too.
Like he just looked really fresh and was such a huge part of them rebuffing all
of these Pistons runs in part, cause he wasn't trying to sell these dumb
fouls every single possession and hitting the floor every single time. At some point you can, you are allowed
to just play basketball. And I like when Jalen Brunson just plays basketball. I like when he
draws some fouls too, but we need a little bit of shame, just a modicum of shame. The Pistons fans
were trying to trying to show him some shame. They were chanting F. Jalen Brunson or F. U. Brunson.
And it wasn't really, it obviously kind of fired him up a little bit.
He closed really well. I think it's probably his size throws me off a lot because he goes
in there like a bowling, like a pinball really, and he just starts flying around the lane.
The head snap thing is like jarring, I think, is to watch visually. I think it's the stuff
on the perimeter that bothers me the
most. The diving in, like, you know, diving into guys when there's like, there he's being
defended outside the three point line and just shoulder dropping going into them or,
you know, flopping down after he's coming down from a shot because he thinks somebody's
in his landing zone. But yeah, I think that it was, go ahead. Well, I, I went to a Celtics Knicks game, like maybe January or February.
I can't remember.
And was talking about how I just, I hadn't realized that he'd become the best,
you know, flopper extraordinaire in the entire league.
And, and a lot of the Knicks fans got mad about it.
They're like, fuck you.
How dare you?
He's worse than James Harden.
It's like, yeah, cause it's not just him like driving to the basket and
flailing to get a call.
It's all the stuff he's doing off the ball.
It's when somebody sets him a pick and it's just a lot of him throwing
his arms up in the air, but it's gamesmanship and it works cause it gets
the crowd fired up, especially in a playoff series.
I thought the crowd fired up, especially in a playoff series. I thought, uh, the crowd was awesome.
And there was this great moment, the first of many altercations in this game
when it got heated and you could hear the crowd, the decibels of the crowd.
Everyone was so excited.
There might be a fight.
It was like, I was trying to think, is there an arena that is more ready to see
a battle on the court than Detroit?
Ironically, they had the biggest one of the of the century, but they were just like let's fucking go. Let's drop the gloves
They thought it was like a Red Brings game. Did you see that? I let a fight in basketball with a
Towns got into it with who's the piston he got into it with those Paul Reed was it was Paul?
Yeah, yeah, and then they they panned to Isaiah Stewart on the bench Who's the piss that he got into it with? I thought it was Paul Reed, wasn't it? It was Paul Reed. Bebop Paul. Yeah.
And then they panned to Isaiah Stewart on the bench.
Oh yeah.
And he's wearing like a full suit and he's just like, shit.
Like I wish I was out there.
Isaiah Stewart's like, I should have just worn my jersey because then I could have gone
on the courties at least.
I know.
The funniest part about this game to me was that there were more dads in the crowd than
like a California youth soccer match.
It was like Bridges was fighting with Tim Hardaway, senior Rick Brunson was
fighting with Kate Cunningham and with Jalen Rose.
That was just like, this is an amazing testament to like, to like what's going
on with the amount of kids in the, in the NBA.
That's true.
You know?
So if I'm the, the, if I'm Detroit,
I thought the Knicks were gonna win this in four or five.
If I'm Detroit, I feel like I'm in the vicinity
of this series.
It's the opposite of the Denver game.
Even if you look at the box score,
they got a really good hard away game.
They got a solid Cunningham game, typical for him.
Some turnovers.
They had a really good Schroeder game,
and I continue to wonder why Miami didn't want Schroeder.
I'm just gonna ask that in every podcast.
Miami's like, we're good.
Now they don't have Terry Roger,
they don't really have a point card.
But Tobias was the one, he had five points, two for nine.
He was the one that had the bad one.
They're in these games.
I think all of these games are gonna be close.
I don't see a blowout either way.
I like the matchup of the two, but it feels like Detroit's, what do you think Rob?
Like two hairs below, three hairs below?
Yeah, they are close, but I came away from this game, which is a two point game,
feeling pretty confident about the Knicks margin for error. Because everything you laid out is true.
Like those are all elements of the game.
Some went well for Detroit, some didn't.
They kind of all came out in the wash for them.
For the Knicks part of it, I thought the Knicks just really botched their pick
and roll defense for a huge portion of this game.
Just were not on the same page at all.
They got nothing from their bench through this, the entirety of this game.
They got out shot from three.
They got out offensive rebounded and they still win squeaking it out. But down the stretch it really did feel like I
trust Jalen Brunson to make these plays. I trust it even like Carl D Towns to make these plays who
he had a tremendous game overall and to the idea of whether you know the shot distribution was
intentional or not. Cat coming out super aggro. You can usually tell really quickly kind of what's
in his head. He kind of has it all out on his sleeve and his intention to make his presence
felt on this game, I think changed a lot of it early. And that then opened up for Jalen
Brunson to do a lot of the closing late. Clutch player of the year, Jalen Brunson.
Oh yeah.
See, I forgot. A real award that exists.
I did not vote for, you know, I voted for Jokic because he's the best offense you put
on the week and has the ball all the time.
I did see, I did see, we discussed previously, Bill, that you had Jason Tatum third on your
ballot for Clutch Player of the Year.
Yeah, he's been a bunch of late game shots.
You didn't like that pick?
I'm not 19.
He's only 19.
I'm not disputing it.
I'm just saying I saw the full voting and there was exactly one third place vote for
Jason Tatum for clutch player of the year
So congratulations really that's what it could way into voting history
The Boston fans are bad because I didn't vote for Pritchard for six man of the year
So I don't am I a homer am I an anti homer? I don't know about I'm all over the map
the the the shooter PCR
When can this guy just find a home? I love having him in playoff series The Schroeder PCR.
When can this guy just find a home?
I love having him in playoff series.
Is he just like, he's like automatic QB in Thanksgiving,
he's just gonna bounce around every playoff?
He's like Woody Guthrie riding the rails.
Yeah.
He's just, yeah, you know, he's just a vagabond of the NBA.
I mean, I think that the problem for the Pistons
is that they're relying on Schroeder,
Tim Hardaway Jr., and Beasley.
Although Beasley had an awesome season. Those guys can't be your second options, third options.
You know, like the kid needs one more guy. I think they're hoping or hoped it was Jaden Ivy.
I love Jaden Ivy, even though like he hasn't quite realized his potential tough injury.
I have to ask you guys, when you watch the-
Durant? Oh, I thought you were going Durant right there.
Oh no. No. Don't do that going to rant right there. Oh, no
Don't do that. Don't do that. Why now? Come on, man. We go Durant. Why not? Yeah
I wanted to know whether or not when you watch the Knicks Rob
Does this look like a team that can go very far with the style of basketball and with this like this just feels?
very much like we have now pushed this to the limit
of what this team can do under Tibbs and with this roster construction.
That's what it looks like.
Well, the Tibbs part is the key part.
Is it the roster or is the roster plus Tibbs, Rob?
Yeah.
Well, even what we were talking about as far as Jalen Brunson overextending in the previous
games, some of that is a Tibbs style of offense as well.
Some of it is Jalen Brunson. Some of it is a guy like Kat who can sort of ebb and flow in these games. Some of that is a Tibbs style of offense as well. Some of it is Jalen
Brunson. Some of it is a guy like Kat who can sort of ebb and flow in these games. It
doesn't always like claim his spot as far as his role in the offense goes, if he's not
really really focusing and thinking about it. I think Tibbs is such a weird coach because
he cleans up so many things for you, but he also so clearly leaves all of this other low
hanging fruit that some other coach could come in
and do and make your team a little bit better in these particular ways.
For example, I'm just like, I remain stunned by how little one five pick and roll the Knicks
run.
Like Jaylen Brunson and Carl Towns are your best players.
It almost doesn't matter who is guarding them.
You can do that anytime you want.
And certainly every second that Jaylen Duren is guarding in Carl Towns, which was a lot of the second half
after the, you know, the Pistons kind of switched
that match up.
Why are you not running pick and roll at Jalen Duren
every second he's on the court?
Also, why aren't you doing it with Bridges in Towns?
Like it doesn't just have to be Brunson.
Bridges is good at that too.
Lots of options.
I'm with you.
So yeah, so I like, I respect him a lot.
I think he brings a lot to this team,
but there is something to the idea of the formula maxing out at a certain point.
CR, who is, when Townes does the thing where he intentionally starts some sort of altercation
and then does the evil laughing thing, is that Garcia in Internal Affairs?
What movie character is that for you? Cobra Kai person? Who is that? What movie villain?
It's just more like
It is the guy, it's like the guy in Train Spotting
who throws the pint glass over his shoulder
and doesn't see where it's going
He's not quite beg B, but he has
a little bit of like, who started the fight?
Wow, this is weird
I do enjoy it. I don't know
if he's ever actually been in an NBA fight
but he's always like getting the around it in the mix
Of some of these it's funny. I thought do we get to get ejected like what was that?
But he was pissed. I mean like do you think yeah, I think I think the thing is that Brunson's
Whether or not you like watching it it clearly works because it drives other players nuts completely and
you know like I don't really have like the rule book
in front of me to judge whether or not that was
a back court violation in the last second there,
but he was doing a lot of stuff to just get Dern,
Dern was going nuts after, for a while there.
Yeah, I've liked Dern in this series.
He had Towns, it was the full Towns experience.
I thought he had a really good game,
but then of course he couldn't resist having the terrible foul at the worst
possible time with like two minutes left.
He's just like, don't, don't forget.
I have to, it's almost like when, uh, when my dog jumps in this little fountain
thing we have every once in a while, he gets super excited and he jumps in and
then he looks at us like, I had to guys, I'm sorry, I just, it was sitting there.
It was cold.
I had to do it.
Towns has to like, he just can't help it.
He has to have the one foul in the last three minutes and he has to almost get it
out of his system. I think the series goes six.
Six. So you think Detroit gets one more here? Yeah.
Yeah. I think I'm going to lose.
One of my bets was Nixon four or five. And I think, uh,
I think the trick gets one more, right?
They, they get a game where they shoot really well.
Um, towns gets into foul trouble.
We haven't had a foul trouble game.
That's the other thing with these game fours.
The league can get a little, uh, creative with some of this stuff.
Um, Lakers Wolves game three.
See, I can have your animosity ranking for round one.
a la Lakers Wolves Game 3. CR, can I have your animosity rankings for round one?
Certainly Luca and Rudy are pretty high up there.
I was trying to, I was asking a couple of people last day, I was like, what is the Rudy
original sin against Luca?
And I guess he did punch him in the stomach or hit him in the stomach like a long time
ago.
Yeah.
But I always laugh.
I was at the game game one. He's shit talking
Rudy the entire game like with like true hatred in his eyes. And nobody from the team will
stand up for Rudy is one of those things where it's just like, you know what, man, go ahead.
You know, if you want to waste energy telling this guy to go fuck himself, that's fine.
So I would definitely put Luca and Rudy up there pretty high team wise
Okay, wait, can I have a couple other candidates for them? Yeah, please. I think Dame Halliburton has to be I was gonna say
Just straight up is oh you're going straight up team versus team. Yeah
I would go I would go Dame Halliburton, but also team versus team and then
You know, it's bad when they just cut to James Johnson randomly when he's not
even really playing.
Like he's over there.
Just lurking in the corner.
That guy's a fucking maniac.
Watch out for James Johnson.
He'll kill you.
Yeah.
Bucks Pacers is way up there.
I think Seltz Magic is starting to, like they've made Al Horford bad, which is almost impossible.
I know.
KCP versus Al Horford.
Yeah, they've made it.
I think they've made it.
I think they've made it.
I think they've made it.
I think they've made it.
I think they've made it. I think they've made it. I think they've made it. I think they've made it. I think they's magic is starting to, like they've made Al Horford mad, which is almost impossible.
KCP versus Al Horford.
Yeah, they made Al Horford mad,
which happens like three times a year.
I was kind of shocked by that.
I don't know, one of the most popular Knights of Celtics,
probably the most popular Celtics teammate
of the last 15 years,
and he was ready to hit KCP with a two by four.
What about a... His sister's going at Magic fans on Twitter. popular Celtics teammate of the last 15 years, and he was ready to hit KCP with a two by four.
His sister's going at Magic fans on Twitter.
Pretty amazing stuff.
What about Dreymond with each and every rocket?
Yeah, been enjoying that.
Like, it's completely separate arguments
and frustrations with all of them somehow,
and I appreciate his ability
to compartmentalize personally.
Well, don't you feel like that has a chance to go up a notch?
Cause the way they're guarding him with Van Vliet.
Well, Van Vliet, we haven't really seen him have a moment with Dylan Brooks yet.
There's going to be no Butler in game three.
So Draymond is going to be in that mode.
Like I've got to do more.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Oh yeah.
I think Bucks Pacers is the most inexplicable one though.
It's just a bunch of nice guys on both teams and yet they hate each other and it feels
like it's going to be the anchorman brawl every time it gets heated.
I'm trying to think of anything else.
Maybe some Lou Dort Memphis game four.
Yeah, they were getting in his ass a little bit and I saw Draymond put up an Instagram
story that was like, that's a dirty play. But I think when you go back and watch it, it's really
hard to see Dort like, oh, I'm going to tackle job midair here. You know, he's like slipping
as Pippen turns around.
Well, I told you, I would challenge any human being.
I would challenge any human being to try to move fast enough while rotating their body to beat Ja Morant to a quick twitch spot in order to even try to
undercut it. Like it's just not a realistic human thing to do even for Lou
Dort.
I told Saruddin Kevin Clark that I had worked up a proper amount of hatred,
but like basically the halftime of game two for the magic and for KCP.
And they said, don't worry,
we also hate KCP because he's been,
I think he was like one for 100 at that point in the series.
That's the funniest thing is you getting really cranky
because you're worried one of the Sauntyx
is gonna get mortally injured during this.
Well, they've hurt two.
They hurt Tatum and-
It's a contact sport, Bill.
Poor Zingas got split open like it was a fucking steel cage match against Roman Reigns
Well, they tagged in gogo, but that's it that's what happens after he comes into the game
Yeah, my dad was so upset. He sent me some of the funniest text just about Patazi
He was like who is this guy? He just comes in and fouls people
They I don't think he's been logging a lot of Orlando magic.
It would be funny if after the Pacers get eliminated, you give James Johnson,
your dad's tickets so that it just pans up to James Johnson.
Anytime a Celtics player gets targeted.
Well, I mean, we always talk about movie coolers, right?
Like Swayze and Roadhouse was the best one ever.
And then we've seen people try to rip off that gimmick over and over again in
movies. James Johnson's the real life cooler. It seems like,
well, he's the same age out of Swayze. Yeah.
But he's still wearing a uniform, right?
I guess. Or does he become an assistant coach and do it that way?
It's practically what we're in front of you did tonight.
So tomorrow we have Boston, Orlando, Indiana,
Milwaukee, Lakers, Minnesota.
Which one are you more excited about out of those three CR?
Me?
Lakers, Minnesota.
That's been one of my favorite series so far.
Okay.
Same for your rep.
Yeah.
I would like to think that Pacers Bucks
is going to be fun and competitive
and maybe have a spin on that series.
I just don't really see
What levers the bucks can pull to really change things there? They kind of are what they are and Janis is going to be amazing
But how do they really make anything happen versus we clearly know how the wolves make things happen and it's hit a fuckton of threes
make really sharp decisions with the ball and
Counteract at least some of what the Lakers have going on on the other end
Yeah, so I was talking to Eddie in termini yesterday ball and counteract at least some of what the Lakers have going on on the other end.
Yeah. So when I was talking to Eddie in Termini yesterday, Eddie was thinking thought Giannis and Milwaukee can come back and they're going to win the next two and this is going to be
a long series. And I just don't see it. I just think Indiana is just significantly better than
them. And the way that Milwaukee wins game three Yannis has a big game
But you could almost spot him the big game and I still think Indiana wins
But the game that's looming that hasn't happened yet is the Indiana
Fucks up the game in the last four minutes game. We have not had that yet. This is combined with well combined with
You know Milwaukee home for game three the refs. That's That's a game where you're probably going to get some calls.
And I could just see this one being like, man, I can't believe we're not up three,
oh, right now, how did we lose that?
It feels like it could be one of those.
Um, it's possible.
They're not that bad in crunch time for the record.
They know I just, I think they're, I don't trust that average.
Well, so game two, what are they up 17? And then all of a sudden it's a two point
game. Like they just have a lot of those. Yeah. Yeah.
Where it's just like, how did you let this team back in there? Um, Lakers
Minnesota, what I'm watching for after going to game two is just, um,
is Edwards going to get involved earlier than he did? Um,
what the, there was some interesting go bear.
It didn't feel this way at the game, but there was some interesting go bear
actually defending one-on-one against LeBron, Luca, and, uh, I think it was
LeBron, maybe it was LeBron and Luca, but they were like basically four and 13
when four for 13, when they went at them, Reeves had, I think a little more success.
I felt like Minnesota did not ever want that to happen.
And they were in complete panic every time Gobert was, you know, in isolation
with those guys, but I, I'm going to be interested to see if, um, they just keep
doing that or if there's an extra wrinkle.
I didn't like what I saw from Connelly at all in game two.
So what is that?
Just hard for him to play two games in three days.
What do we have with that?
There was some interesting Shannon minutes in that game that I wonder like,
you know, could he swing it from an energy standpoint?
I still, Rob, I just still feel like the Lakers are really limited, man.
That's like a team.
That's a team that has five and a half guys.
They've no rim protection at all.
And they're just putting this incredible burden on LeBron and Rui to basically protect the rim and rebound.
That I don't know if it's sustainable,
but are you seeing anything else?
I mean, their defense was pretty incredible
with that group.
But yeah, the more times you have to do that repetitively
and the more times you're doing it
and giving Ann a chance to look at it
and see how to break it down.
And they're gonna film sessions in between
is gonna get harder and harder.
And there's no alternative, right?
There's not the option to just play Jackson Hayes 35 minutes.
You can't do it.
So all they have to do is stretch out Dorian and Rui and LeBron as much as you
possibly can.
And I thought LeBron was awesome on defense in particular in that game.
He was great.
Ultimately, Lakers, I mean, they didn't light the world on fire with their own
scoring.
They won that game because they locked the Wolves up.
And they forced a team that's a little shaky in its decision making to make some characteristically
Wolves mistakes.
Bill, did you notice it was the loading up on Ant?
Because he said after the game that it felt like a zone and that he has to go watch the
tape.
But in game one, they were loading up on Ant and I didn't necessarily think it was zone,
but they were definitely cheating on to him.
And he was there. I thought they were moving the ball really well in game one.
The wolves were obviously they had threes coming out at like their ears that game, but
it didn't feel significantly different on TV watching it. Like, so I was kind of surprised
that Ant was like, well, that was a new wrinkle. I hadn't seen that yet. You know?
Yeah. I didn't see it at all. And I thought he was just too tentative. And I talked to somebody involved with the team at halftime and I was like,
what's up with the ant?
He said his shoulders bother him and seemed like he was tentative.
So I think he had,
cause he was swinging a lot. Like he was kind of like moving his arm around.
There was one time he came to the table to go back in the game and he had one of
those giant Norma tech kind of straight jacket things on.
And it almost seemed like demonstrative, like my shoulder hurts.
Look, I'm wearing this giant contraption.
It was just weird.
I thought it was a weird game for him, but I don't see him doing that in Minnesota.
I could see him coming back hard.
So if you, is there any O and two team you think could come back Rob?
I don't think so.
Is there, is there any, yeah.
I don't think the heat are coming back.
Like, I mean, who else would we be talking about?
But the heat is very promising.
Is Roger, is he just like, we're never going to see him again.
Like what's what's what was Roger's injury?
I mean, he's out for the year, right?
Even if you had him, would you play him over Davion Mitchell?
Who's I think is just a better player at this point that you're Rosier is.
I like this feels like it should be a bigger story.
This whole Rosier thing, like how I don't have to talk about some of the stuff he was involved with.
Sure.
This guy went from, they traded our first round pick.
He was averaging 25 a game on Charlotte to now he's, he just has disappeared
and nobody even talks about him during the games.
It's just, I mean, I think he's in a, I think he's in a, like he's still pretty injured.
I think he might be out for at least a round or two, but meanwhile home prices on the Davion
peninsula are just, they're shooting up, man.
I mean, it's a really competitive market.
Saruti told me two nights ago that if Orlando paid
a hundred million dollars a summer for Ty Jerome,
he wouldn't blink.
That was what he said.
He said, if it got that high, fine.
At least we got our guy.
Kind of how I felt about Milton Williams, Patriots CR.
It's like 26 a year, whatever.
We needed a nose tackle. But Ty Jerome and Suggs. So Rudy's already moved mentally to
the Ty Jerome Suggs era for the Magic.
Honestly, pretty sick.
You drafted a guy with dinosaur arms. Are you excited? Little T-Rex arms?
You know, I've heard the jokes and you know, he's... We root for underdogs in New England and Boston.
Classic question.
If you want to get an underdog, yeah.
I just want to know how an inch became so important for the left tackle.
So if it's 33 inch arms, he's fine, but 32 and 3 eighths, he's not fine.
We'll find out.
That's how we're going to go.
I remember when a guy named Jalen Brunson dropped to the second round
because he wasn't tall enough
If you remember that one. All right, any last things here, what's the thing you're most excited about this weekend rep?
I'm trying to think of like which of these series can get I feel a little disoriented because the series that we were loving are now
Also stilted if Jimmy Butler doesn't play if the Clippers keep like really accelerating into this series
Is there anything else in this first round that we're like really psyched
about other than I we've already talked about a little bit, but I do want to see
the Wolves counterpunch.
I do want to see what they've got.
I think that's probably the most interesting next step for me.
I thought, yeah, I thought like I agree with Rob, like I think Wolves Lakers is
the best remaining series and the one that I feel like has the most chapters I don't know how many games it's gonna go
But after game one I was like, holy shit
These guys have more athleticism than the Lakers like this is crazy and and now I'm a little bit more measured about it
I would not count out Milwaukee in game three. No, I don't think they're very good
New York to trade feels like it might have some legs
for some things Um, New York to trade feels like it might have some legs. And then Orlando do pull in a rock fight routine against Boston,
maybe stealing a game. But yeah, this, we might be the Clippers.
Denver seems like it might headed to head might be headed to being a bust.
Um, so we're looking after a week, what's the team you're most impressed by?
It's gotta be the Clippers, I think, right?
Yeah, I think the Clippers.
Because they should probably be up three nothing.
The Thunder were impressive tonight.
The thing is they were already so impressive.
The Clippers, we wanted to see how they stacked up
against a team like Denver so much
and they've had all the answers.
The fact that they're dictating all the terms
of the series so far is really demonstrative
at this stage in the playoffs.
I would say out of the eight series, the only one I don't have a handle on and part of it is the
Butler injury, but just the matchup is just, I don't think either team is happy with how they're
playing the Golden State Houston. It's just, it's a weird one. I don't like Houston's offense. I don't
like anything Golden States doing. If Butler's not out there, I just don't think, I don't think they're good enough.
And a lot of it seems to hinge on how each game
is being officiated, which I never really like.
And then the Rockets just have these wild cards
where it's like, all right, Jalen Green made a couple threes.
So is he good now?
Cause I think he could go one for 11 tomorrow night.
You know, I don't trust basically anyone on their team.
And then what they're getting away with defending Curry, not to be a Curry defender, but, um, the, the league's in a weird space right now because they've
been really good about, you know, letting defenders be able to letting defenders
be able to, uh, basically contact, make contact when somebody's driving to the basket or whatever.
I don't think they've done a good job of cleaning up the stuff way off the ball and some of
the holds and just, and conversely, I don't think they've done a good job with the moving
screens either, but it just seems like all the stuff off the ball is worse than ever.
And then the physicality of guys going to the basket has actually been handled really
well.
But I just think the Rockets are getting away
with crazy shitting at Steph.
I don't like it.
I don't know that I've seen a minute go by in the series
where someone's arm isn't around Steph's hip,
just like locked in, holding him in place
as he tries to cut around the court.
It's just, he's always had some of that
where defenders are allowed to get away with things
with Steph that they wouldn't be in any other context.
Or if he had the ball in his hands, as they're saying,
it would be officiated completely differently.
Somehow he still busts loose
as long as they have enough bodies
to make their lineups work.
And without Jimmy Butler,
if that's gonna be more than game three,
I just don't think they have the bodies
to make the lineups work.
You'll be happy to know that folks on Warriors Twitter
are doing collages of Ime Uduka coach teams diving at other guys legs
and making dirty plays. So there are there are watchers on the wall making sure our refs are
accountable. Wow. Very healthy place. I'll say to the Pistons Knicks game today, it was refreshing
to see the game end. And both teams are just furious with the officiating. The backcourt
violation for Brunson, as you said, Chris was cited chapter and verse. Well, what about the rebound where no time went off the clock
and then the guy ran the baseline next to the next bench
and downed the ball, which I haven't seen in 20 years.
Just something for everybody to be pissed about.
It really warms the heart.
All right.
Well, Rob, I know you're going to be excited.
What do you have for TV this weekend
other than the basketball?
We got The Last of Us going on.
We got Your Friends and Neighbors going on. There's some pretty solid TV happening right now
Yeah, see our job. You still stole from your neighbors at all or you haven't crossed that line yet. No, I'm a Birkin guy
I'm worried a little bit about some of their security systems that they got here
No cameras in any of these houses in your friends and neighbors. Nobody has any nanny cams. He's got a device that turns off the wifi.
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