The Bill Simmons Podcast - Talking NBA, March Madness, JuJu, MLB and 'The Bachelor' With Callie Curry, Tate Frazier, J. Kyle Mann, and Anthony Dabbundo
Episode Date: March 25, 2025The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined by Callie Curry to discuss some basketball updates about Seth Curry, Doc Rivers, and Stephen Curry (2:34), before discussing 'The Bachelor' franchise approaching an... existential crisis, the fundamental problems with the show, potential fixes, and more (23:55). Next, Bill is joined by Tate Frazier and J. Kyle Mann to discuss the state of the NCAA tournament and NIL's rapid impact on college basketball's transfer portal (39:57), before Tate and Kyle give their five favorite storylines heading into the Sweet 16 (01:00:30). Finally, Bill talks with Anthony Dabbundo about his five favorite MLB futures, featuring the Yankees, Red Sox, Braves, Diamondbacks, and more (01:28:33). Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Tate Frazier, J. Kyle Mann, Anthony Dabbundo, and Callie Curry Producers: Kyle Crichton and Chia Hao Tat Order Michelob ULTRA today, available on Doordash! ENJOY RESPONSIBLY © 2025 ANHEUSER-BUSCH, MICHELOB ULTRA® LIGHT BEER, ST. LOUIS, MO. The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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First, our friends from Pearl Jam. All right.
Callie Curious here.
You can hear her on the Ring of Reality TV podcast.
I haven't talked to you since you've lived in Charlotte for the year. Yeah.
But, you know, it hasn't been a great season, but what would have been your Charlotte NBA
impressions?
Bill, I just wanted to tell everyone, including the listeners, that before the season started,
you texted me and said, am I crazy for thinking that Charlotte is a playoff team?
I had a lot of injuries. And I said, no I crazy for thinking that Charlotte is a playoff team? I had a lot of injuries.
And I said, no, you're not crazy.
I think they're going to be better than people think this year.
Yeah.
They have a chance to get the number one pick if people are not aware.
So it didn't go the way that we thought.
But I have never seen a team have more injuries.
It's like player after player after player after player.
And that's it. Sometimes you just have the bad juju and then that's how it goes.
Yeah. Also, you know, they're super young. I just we'll see what it looks like next year, but
I do think that they have good pieces.
So is Seth, he's officially in his like wise vet stage of his career? That's where we've landed?
Yeah, a hundred percent.
Like just taking young guys under his wing
and telling them about the league.
Yeah, and you know, just like,
this is, you know, how things work on most other teams.
He's the oldest by a lot.
He does not know the music played in the locker room,
for sure.
Oh, he got to that stage? Yeah, like a hundred.
I mean, the average age on this team has to be like maybe 23, 24.
Jesus.
They're so young. Yeah.
He loves it.
And he loves Charles Lee.
Absolutely loves.
I don't know anyone that doesn't like Charles Lee, to be honest with you.
Loves Charles Lee. absolutely loves, I don't know anyone that doesn't like Charles Lee, to be honest with you.
Loves Charles Lee, loves the new management,
loves, like he's enjoying it.
He likes being back home.
So he's super happy.
The Charles Lee piece, when he left the Celtics,
just unanimous approval rating, right?
And he went there, and I told you that,
I was like, everybody in Boston
absolutely fucking loves this guy.
And then it seems the same things happen in there
I'm losing yeah, which is I mean, obviously it sucks to lose and going from Boston to Charlotte is probably
Hugh and even before that he was in Milwaukee. So he's done like a lot of winning. Yeah, then on a lot of winning teams and
So this is probably a huge adjustment for him, but he's like super positive so nice
Him and his wife. They're they're awesome adjustment for him, but he's like super positive, so nice.
Him and his wife, they're they're awesome.
What? Give me the Doc Scatter report.
My old podcast partner ditched me, ditched the ESPN, went back to coaching the Bucks.
I've been studying his faces and just seeing like he seems pretty happy with the team, trying not to text him too much, but he seems okay with everything.
I have never, or maybe not never,
but in a very long time,
have seen him happy when things aren't going well.
And it's not that he's okay with it,
but he feels like there's things
that can be done to change things.
Actually, the other day I asked him, we were talking about like people getting
on people's nerves. And I was like, I mean, listen, like every coach is going to have
players that get on his nerves. And he was like, I honestly like every guy on this team.
Like he really, really likes his team. And I think that makes a huge difference. And
you probably obviously he's been doing it for so long, but the longer he's done it and had to be around a ton of different personalities
and different organizations, I think he's just really happy to coach players that he like really
gets along with, even though it's not perfect. Yeah, I got the sense that it's been refreshing for him to be around pro anti, no agenda pros
basically.
Just people who do their job and all like each other.
Yes.
And everyone's like respectful.
Everyone, like the stars on that team kind of act like every other player.
Like they have no desire to be treated like significantly different.
Which I remember Austin saying that he played with like a superstar
and was saying how he's never late. He like does what every other person is doing, like doesn't ask for any special treatment.
And I was like, yeah, but like, you know, guys are like used to the stars doing that.
But I think when a star doesn't do that, it's like huge for the rest of your team.
Yeah.
Well, that's like your brother-in-law
is the ultimate example of that, right?
That's like every time somebody joins the Warriors,
and it just happened with Jimmy Butler,
there was the big story about him talking about Steph,
like, I can't believe what an amazing teammate he is,
and all he wants to do is win,
and he's the first guy there, and blah, blah, blah.
But it's the recurring theme with him.
Yeah, I think that that's less normal
with especially the level that Stefan's at.
Like, you hit the jackpot
if you have someone like that on your team.
Yeah, that seems to be the fulfilling thing.
I think that's why Steve Kerr is like,
I'm never leaving as long as he's here.
I am just staying.
Why would you?
Were you worried about him a couple of months ago
before they made that trade?
Just like where,
cause as a long time Steph fan and Steph watcher,
he started to get that body language look of like
the weight of world is on my shoulders
and I'm too old to be able to carry this.
I, no, I wouldn't say that I was worried about Stefan
because Stefan's whole life isn't basketball.
Like it's shocking when you're around him,
but like he really does prioritize like his family
and he's very happy like off the court.
It's just happened to be that he's one of the best shooters
of all time.
And like I'm not saying he doesn't like work. He works insanely hard, but basketball is not his entire life. So like I was not worried about him at all. Do I think that like he just turned 37
yesterday or a week ago? Do I think that he's probably like, what's the plan? I'm sure.
Do I think that he's probably like, what's the plan? I'm sure.
But I can tell you, I just saw him yesterday.
Couldn't be happier.
Very happy with the way things are going right now.
Yeah, they got the, it's like a little, the new guy buzz.
Sometimes a TV show will have this
when the new person joins a TV show
and it's like, oh, good season of the show.
New energy.
And it's working out better than I thought it would,
to be honest.
Yeah.
I was way more glass half full on it
because I really thought Jimmy still had his fastball
and was just kind of had it in his back pocket
waiting for the right situation.
But, you know, the Draymond and Jimmy piece
was going to be the fun part,
but it seems like they really clicked.
Yeah.
So far.
They seem to be doing just fine.
I was crazy to me is like, what seed will they end up being?
Right?
Yeah.
Like, I would not want them in a first round.
If I've won, like, if they end up like, let's say they end up like a five seed, six
seed, that sucks for whoever the third seat is.
No question.
Like one the whole year and you get them the first round.
I felt that way.
I went to the Quippers OKC game on Sunday and now Kawhi is healthy and who knows
how long that's going to last, but he looks really, really good.
And I was sitting there going, this would be a crazy eight seed.
Yeah.
They have two like hall of Fame scores slash players.
Zubots is a like top six center.
Out of his mind.
They have role guys all over the place.
They have Norm Powell who's like instant offense.
They have one of the best coaching staffs.
And they actually have a home court advantage finally,
which is the craziest piece.
And two, coaches won a championship.
The championship, Kawhi's won championships.
Like, I wouldn't want to draw them either.
And it sucks that the young teams are at the top
because they're going to end up with one of these veteran teams
that have been there and done it before.
Yeah.
So people might think I'm crazy, but I think the same thing about the Suns.
I'm like, if the Suns happen to draw OKC, is it impossible for them
to be able to pull it off?
I don't think so.
There's, there's signs of life.
There are signs of life.
Signs of it's like they were, they were in the, what do they put the hole
where the coffin goes?
They were in there and the dirt was starting and then all of a sudden
Katie was like, Hey! Yeah. And am I surprised And then all of a sudden Katie was like, hey.
Yeah.
And am I surprised that Katie all of a sudden is scoring 40 points a night?
No, I'm not that surprised.
You know what I mean?
It's just like, can I see that happening again during the playoffs and it be a
tough matchup for an OKC or Houston?
Yeah, that sucks is your eight seed.
Yeah.
It's, I still feel pretty good about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Seeing them over the Quippers, but it is your eight seed. Yeah, I still feel pretty good about
Yeah, yeah, yeah seeing them over the Clippers
But it's a good point like the fact that they're the nine seed is nuts because you think about like the seven eight nine teams
In the in the East and it's a little bit of a drop-off once you get past Detroit
Yeah
Although the magic are looking better now, too. So a little bit better. I have a random Charlotte question.
So, so Seth, your husband is on a team that is like the way station stop on the
schedule because they're not having a good season, right?
You're in the East coast trip.
A couple of these teams are in the lottery.
So when these teams come in, it's kind of like, it's a no-win situation for the other team.
They're supposed to win.
You might rest a couple guys.
And that's just kind of been the whole season.
What's it like to just go to the games
when you're rooting for the team
that's kind of in that weird spot?
One, I would say the fans are better
than you'd think for where they are.
I've been to some other arenas when their team is about the same place as Charlotte
is and it's like awful to go to those games.
If the game is tight, like the fans are up and cheering and like they're essentially
playing for nothing right now, right?
So you wouldn't think that fans would care that much.
They did just redo their arena so it's nicer.
Oh that's good.
Yeah.
But it is weird.
Like the Knicks played everyone.
Obviously Jalen Brunson's out.
And they won by 20 because of what you're saying.
Like I'm sure the Knicks rolled in their like automatic dub.
Right.
But Charlotte's whole team is like a bunch of like 19 year olds that have all the energy
in the world.
So if they get up and you're not taking them seriously, like they will steal the win.
Like they've beat teams that you're like, how are they beating these teams?
And then they'll lose to the Wizards.
Right. They're fighting the offensively.
Yeah. You don't know what you're going to get.
And if LaMelo is playing and hitting the most outrageous shots in the world, like it is fun.
And Miles Bridges post-playoffs has been amazing.
Yeah.
Post All-Star break.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Plus All-Star.
Yeah.
So is Lamello, is he as talented as you thought he was or is he even more talented?
I think he's way more talented than I thought he was before we got here.
What is it specifically? he was or is he even more talented? I think he's way more talented than I thought he was before we got here. Yeah.
What is it specifically?
It's hard.
His offense is like the things that he does, the shots that he makes that look
like who, like these are circus shots, but he makes a decent percentage of them.
So it's kind of like, you gotta let him have it, I guess.
Um, and he can see Like, he is so talented. I'm hoping
that everyone gets healthy and next season they have a chance because I'd love to see him like on a good team.
I don't like to judge like that talented of a player. Like people will be like, oh, but the team's always bad.
I'm like, but yeah, that's not his fault. Yeah. Like, what is he supposed to do?
So I'm interested to see what he would look like on a good team because he is
everything and more than you think. He's capable of it. I think Brandon Miller is better than people
think too. Well, and then unfortunately, he just got hurt again. But you said that weird,
Charlotte had that weird trade where they made the trade.
Have you ever seen a situation like that before?
I think that was a great trade for the Lakers.
I think Mark is really good.
Interesting.
Go, go, let's hear it.
I think Mark is super talented.
I think in the West to have more depth for the Lakers and size would have been great.
I think that they were just worried about the longevity of it.
He's been hurt a lot.
It's really strange to me to fail a physical when he's capable of playing that day.
Like he could have played in the game.
Well, also these teams, they get the preliminary medical stuff.
So it's not like there's a ton of surprises.
I genuinely think for some reason they got buyers
or Morrison got scared and backed out.
I think Mark is so good.
I think he would have helped the Lakers an enormous amount.
He's young and huge.
He's huge in person.
And I'm just like, wouldn't you want that in the West?
So you were surprised when you heard about the trade.
You're like, why are they trading him?
Shocked.
Um, I mean, I guess it makes sense for, you know, the Hornets to get as much as
they can, they can get.
Um, but I, if I, if you would have told me who would be off the table, I thought
Mark was one of those people.
Um, and then for the Lakers to send them, I mean, that is the weirdest, I've
never seen that before.
It hasn't happened in like, I don't know, 16 years.
Then Connect comes back and he's like, hey, good to see you again.
It's so awkward.
So weird.
I also think Connect's great too.
So I mean, like, it just depends on what you want for your team.
But I feel like the size for the Lakers would have been, they're already like enormous.
Adding a 7-2 guy.
Right. Well, they really need him.
Yeah, I went to the game, I went to the Bulls game Saturday night,
and they're just, it's so clear they're one big guy short.
Like, they're playing Rui at backup center and they, you know.
Yeah. And Mark, like, actually has, like, footwork and offense.
He's, like, he could have provided a boost for them,
especially in the playoffs.
But I guess, like, you know obviously, they don't know him.
They haven't had him.
They know Kodak. They know what he can give them.
So, yeah.
We got to talk before we do.
You really came out and talked to the Bachelor, but we just did 15 minutes on NBA.
Juju, though, going down last night was such just an all time, all time.
Oh, no. I an all time, all time, oh no.
I was so bummed out. I haven't been that sad over an injury in a long time.
It was just a gut punch,
cause now she misses next year too.
I know.
And it's just, that's like a least a 15 month injury.
I just couldn't believe it.
And at the same time, like I would always,
I would watch her and she was so violent with how she played, like, the torque she put on her legs.
And you know this, the, the, just like the ACL stuff with female athletes is so scary to begin with.
So I can't say I was like, oh my God, I can't believe it.
But it was, she seemed like she was superhuman.
I was like, oh my God, I can't believe it until like I took a second and I was like, well the way she plays like she's
incredibly explosive
And her usage rate is like I don't even want to know what it is. It's like Luca
Luke on the maps I should say yeah
All right, so I guess it's I guess it's not like
unbelievable that it happened,
but God, especially women's basketball
has been on a fucking tear.
I know.
And thinking of, I was so excited for next weekend's games.
Me too.
And I'm still super excited.
There's still really good teams left.
Notre Dame is so good.
Texas is great.
UConn is, there's so many. It's like obviously South Carolina.
It's super deep.
But she was one of the stars you want to see.
Yeah. It felt like there was going to be a moment with that UConn USC game if she
was playing. We were going to have an answer for like, all right, how much of this
was Caitlin and how much of this is just where we are now?
Because there was no way I was missing that game.
No. The good news is what's crazy is I was going to bed last night and I told Seth, I
was like, I think Mississippi State is better than people think.
Like we should watch Juju at 10.
And I walked away.
First of all, I was wrong.
They were down by like 20 points in like five, five minutes.
Yeah.
Mississippi State was.
But then when she got hurt, I was just like, ugh.
And like, some ACL tears happen and people just are like,
yep, tore my ACL. Like, no emotion at all.
The way that she reacted, you knew immediately, like, what happened.
Yeah, some of them are, you don't know if you actually did it,
and then other ones where you're just like in excruciating pain,
and that was unfortunately the one for that. Yeah, she was an excruciating pain.
I was just like, I don't even want to watch this.
Like it's so, it's so tough to watch.
I thought she was...
Great news though.
Oh, go.
She's a sophomore.
Which is crazy that she's a sophomore
because she's been one of the best players
in college basketball for the past two years.
But if you're gonna do it,
like she has time to come back
and will have two years of eligibility left
after she comes back.
So it's not like worst case scenario
and they have a freshman coming in, Jazzy,
who's gonna be great.
I was really excited to watch Jazzy and Juju together,
but Jazzy will be a sophomore when she comes back.
So it's not like worst case scenario for her
and USC for that matter.
I just thought the way she played was a one-on-one.
I've never seen any female basketball player play like that.
The side to side stuff she could do going full speed.
There's just like, there was nobody like her.
No.
Yeah.
Her, the way she scored was fun to watch.
Who do you have winning the tournament now?
Just out of curiosity. So I do you have winning the tournament now? Just out of curiosity.
So I never had Essie winning the tournament.
But I think...
I did, by the way, I didn't either because her usage rate was too high.
You can stop that over the course of a tournament.
Yeah.
It'll be interesting though, because they have other players that are good.
So it'll be interesting to see how they, like they're good enough.
I think that they might still win at least one more game.
Kiki's great.
The other point guard that came from Oregon State, I'm blanking on her name right now, she's pretty good.
So I think that they'll be okay.
UCLA has so much size.
I just think it's impossible to like bet against South Carolina.
Like how many times do you have to do it?
I'd go UCLA.
You have UCLA?
I think I would pick UCLA now.
Yeah.
I like their team and I like that they have real size.
Real size.
I don't know.
They're feisty.
I think that they had like one of the tougher schedules and won again and again and again,
except for against USC and now USC is not going to be in the picture.
So, sleeper team, I guess would be, which is not that big of a sleeper because they were number two seed,
but Notre Dame is really good.
I'm looking at the odds right now, just so we know what they are.
National champion, UCon Yukons plus 155.
Yeah.
UCLA is 701.
I like that as like a long shot bet.
Yeah.
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Are we done?
Did you watch the season?
I actually, we,
we always have it on cause it's one of those shows you can kind of throw on as
you're doing something else. So, um, I did catch most of it. Um,
it just feels like a, I wouldn't even say a broken franchise.
It's an expired franchise.
I think this is a 20 year structure of a show that is now no longer
surprising or that interesting. And I don't think they know what to do anymore.
Well, Bachelor in Paradise to me is the direction that they should like put all of their money.
It's so similar to Love Island.
And Love Island obviously is super popular, not even just in the US, but UK, Australia,
France.
I love watching Bachelor in Paradise.
They announced last night that they're putting like Golden Bachelor and Bachelorette on the
island.
Not as excited for that one.
No, I also don't know how it's going to work.
Like what if a 50 year old falls in love with a 25 year old?
Is that like cool?
Is that what's going to happen?
Yeah, it seems almost like you're doing a sociological experiment at this point.
I don't get it.
Yeah, I don't know what the rules are.
If Goldens are only going to be with Goldens or what it's going to look like.
But I feel like that's a weird mix on the island.
I guess we'll see how that works.
But I think that's where they should focus.
I also think if they're going to continue with some version of this,
making it a requirement that you're engaged at the end of it seems so dated to me.
Like-
It's a great point.
That's like a huge stakes thing at the end of this
after dating 25 people for over a month.
And like people that come off the show are like,
I really did like him.
Like I went on one date with him
and spent a total of an hour.
And I was like, and you were gonna get engaged?
Right.
Well, I think this is why we have a 7% success rate
with the couples that come out of the show.
Would be one of the reasons.
By the way, Bachelor in Paradise
has a much higher success rate.
Interesting, because they probably spend way more time
just chilling and hanging.
Way more time.
Also, it's not like they're forced to only have their eyes on one person.
Like they get to be introduced to 10 people and pick who they want out of those 10 people.
And like you're both choosing each other instead of here's the one guy like fall in love with him.
It's been interesting to watch the franchise evolve over the or not evolve over the 20 years.
Because like Survivor was in some of the same boat where it's like, they have
this game, here's the premise.
And then people are like, okay, I'm kind of used to this.
And then they would tweak certain things and had, and do the tribes differently.
And they were always trying to innovate.
You can't really innovate with the bachelor.
And I think, you know, when you think like how many shows have passed it from a relative,
like even Temptation Island on Netflix.
Did you watch that?
My wife dove in.
I watched it too.
Yeah, and she thought it was good.
And I might have seen a couple episodes myself, but it was just, it's like a smarter version
of the same kind of idea.
Yeah.
And it just, The Bachelor feels like it's out of like the 1980s at this point.
I agree with you.
The problem is The Bachelor still gets like over a million views,
which is more than what these other shows get.
I just think that the other shows have so much more like cultural relevancy.
Yeah. No, no question.
So how do you stop?
Like, it's the lowest production, like the how much money they put into the
production versus how much money they make off of it.
Like it still makes sense for them to make the show.
It's just not...
I agree with you.
It's not a great show.
I think Bachelor in Paradise could be great, but Bachelor and Bachelorette, I
think they're pretty rough and...
So you wouldn't try to blow it up and try to actually change the show in some way.
Because we should mention the biggest thing that's changed
is in the last seven, eight years
with all these reality shows,
it used to be one of those things where they're like,
it would be awesome if somebody just got drunk
and then got mad at somebody else
and they just started screaming at each other.
And the producers are now really scared of that.
Yeah, it really hurt the challenge.
I mean, the challenge is ruined now.
It's like a sporting event now.
It's not even a reality show.
But it was more fun to watch train wreck TV like that.
Like think about Bad Girls Club 15 years ago.
That show was the most insane show of all time.
And now they're kind of afraid to go there.
And these streamer shows have kind of figured out that middle ground of these people are still crazy, but it's not, we're not crossing lines here.
No, by the way, Temptation Island, I read in an interview that there is no alcohol limits.
So they are allowed to drink as much as they want.
I mean, that's, that might be one of the changes we need to put in.
But part of what the battery used to do is they would have those people there until six in the morning and they would have all the girls just drinking
champagne, not eating.
And then they would kind of wait till two, three in the morning when they started
getting crazy and sloppy.
That was part of the blueprint.
You can't do that anymore, obviously.
So, I mean, there's a lot of shows that you look back at and you're like, couldn't
do that anymore.
Um, but that's part of the the unfortunately that is part of the problem would I blow it up? I
Don't think you can go I mean
You have a two-hour slot prime time TV you have over a million viewers a week
Yeah, I think you got a tweak something
I don't know if you can fully blow it up because I don't, you don't want to lose
that audience base that you have.
Um,
Cause people are still turning out like the people in my house and it's terrible
and we're still, if there's a safety to it where it's like, I know what this is.
I don't really have to pay attention.
Oh, we're going to get to the thing now where it's the two women who hate each
other and we're gonna have to go on a date with the three of them and one person gets voted off.
Like I know all the beats. Yeah. You know the archetype characters that they're gonna have
every single season. There's gonna be a villain. There's gonna be someone that's a front runner.
Did you watch the finale last night? I saw a bunch of it. Yeah. I mean I saw that I didn't see the last hour, but it was on in the house
So the woman that everyone thought was gonna win lost I didn't I thought the other one was gonna win you did. Oh, yeah
Yeah
Reason why we thought the other one was gonna win is because Grant had no knowledge of Mormonism
Which is crazy to me because it's like everywhere in pop culture
But yeah, he didn't know anything about Mormonism, which is crazy to me because it's like everywhere in pop culture. But he didn't know anything about Mormonism.
So all he had was whatever the producers were telling him, which like God knows
what the producers were telling him about Mormonism.
And I feel like that might have been like a I don't really know what.
No, the family visit was when you could see his wheels turning.
Yeah. Yeah.
I might rule with the bachelor is always like, who's who's the one
he's going to most most wanna have sex with?
That's who usually wins.
Well, I can see him wanting to have sex with Juliana.
Juliana was like, she, whatever, you could just see.
He had a little extra hop on the step.
Super pretty, fun, her family seemed great and easy.
Yeah, she's a Massachusetts girl.
Easy transition, yeah, which apparently he's moving.
Yeah, that's the other thing.
Easy is another one, I don't mean easy in the
I mean easy like easy to hang out with those are the ones that always make the final two because it's the one way the
Bachelor mirrors real life like yeah
People are easier to hang out with is usually who you want like your son to marry it was like how about no drama whatsoever?
How about the stable awesome person? Well I mean at the end of the day in marriage
like you spend an enormous amount of time with that person. You want someone
that you want to hang out with. Right. Be a buddy. Not like I don't yeah the the
runner-up I'm I don't know there was some I thought it was interesting how
she her personality flipped the moment she became clear. There was this new The runner-up, I don't know, there was some... I thought it was interesting how she...
Her personality flipped the moment she became Claire.
There was this new side of her that I guess she was...
I was shocked by that.
It was like she became a different person.
Yeah.
She was like the soft-spoken, super kind, sweet,
and immediately she was somebody else.
Now, I'm not mad at the way that she reacted based on everything that she was saying,
but I was like, we did not see any version
of this side of you throughout the entire time
we've been watching the show.
Yeah.
I think the fundamental flaw with this show
is that the people watch it after the season.
And if they're gonna end up together
and you're gonna pick somebody, and then you watch them on the dates with the the season. And if they're going to end up together and you're going to pick somebody
and then you watch them on the dates with the other people and you watch those
like conversations and you watch him tell somebody I love you or whatever they say.
I don't know how you bounce back from that.
Like, it's sadly for me, my daughter is now at the age where I'm like,
my worst case scenario for one of the many for me with her would be if she went
on one of these shows and I just can't imagine watching somebody who care about
on one of these shows like oh my god like this guy was just making out with
this other person in a hot tub.
Well Grant made out with like almost every person on that show so it'd be a lot of that.
Yeah he was getting around.
If your daughter was on this show you know how they do the hometown visits,
would you be supportive and go?
Like, would you be on the show?
First of all, thank you for asking.
I've discussed this with my wife,
and it would definitely be the good cop, bad cop thing,
where my wife would be the one who's like,
oh, she seems great. And then they'd show me in the camera,
kind of side-eyeing the guy.
And then I would definitely pull him they'd show me in the camera, it's kind of side eyeing the guy.
And then I would definitely pull him out to the deck
for the talk.
And I would be, I would make that guy absolutely miserable
for 15 minutes.
I don't think my dad would do it.
You don't think you'd even be on camera?
No, I think he'd be like,
I'll meet him after he's chosen you.
I don't know, Doc likes the cameras.
I don't think he would go on knowing that this guy is dating other girls.
Like, it just wouldn't be good for me.
So that's where you get Austin.
Oh, God.
That's where Austin comes in.
He plays the hard-driving interview family member role.
I can't even imagine Austin in this role.
Like, hey, meet my boyfriend who has three other girlfriends
and is choosing which one of us he wants to marry.
Yeah, we're in hometowns right now.
Here, come meet Austin.
That's an insane ask for families, I think.
Yeah.
And when families don't do it, I'm like,
yeah, I don't know if my family would do it.
Because my dad would be an asshole to this guy.
That's what, that would be my role.
Well, the thing is, I think if you have no experience
whatsoever with celebrity or being,
like if you're just some random family in the middle
of nowhere and your kid makes the final four
and you're like, we're all gonna be on TV.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Aunt Jenny's gonna come over.
Yeah, yeah.
It's kinda like you'd be excited about it, right?
Yeah, it's like fun.
I guess that's a really good point of view.
I've never thought about that.
That makes a lot of sense, I guess.
I feel like for the opposite reason of that, my dad would be like,
yeah, no thanks.
It's also interesting the way they meet the families is like the most,
like nobody would do this anymore where it's like, meet my family.
Here's 12 people sitting in a circle and we're going to have a really awkward
conversation with four cameras filming us.
What are the ads that's going to go well?
My dad's going to take you outside for a chat.
Then my brother is, I'm going to talk to my mom and start crying.
It's like the craziest thing in the world.
And then Latia brought like 40.
Like meet my 40 family members that all live together or like not together, but like around each other.
No.
It's tough.
I think the franchise is done.
I like your idea of Bachelor in Paradise replacing the franchise because it's a
better show and it's a better idea.
And it's a better, as you said, it's a better show and it's a better idea. And it's a better... And you can do it twice a year.
As you said, it's a better hang with the people you might end up with,
which is why it's more successful.
And I think that they would have to move to a Traders model
where it's not just Bachelor contestants.
You start pulling young reality talent,
which there is unlimited amount of young reality talent that are
single yeah you pull them on the aisle and maybe you do like you're doing two
a year one is only bachelor people and the other one is like young reality
talent that are singles yeah but I feel like that means it's so much more fun it
feels like there's only a couple moves left for the franchise. One would be to get a famous influencer to be the Bachelor
and try to bring in a whole new audience,
an influencer audience to it.
But then you have to disappear
so those people would not be heard from for six months
or six weeks, whatever it is.
Yeah, and then you also don't have,
I guess you have the talent of the people
that are coming on the show to win.
Best case scenario for me like give me a Tom Brady trying to find love bachelor. Tom Brady?
Give me-
That would be-
I floated this idea.
Tom Brady is the bachelor I would get rated so I'm positive.
I floated this idea so I'm okay I cleared it with her before but like
would love to watch Sonya Curry find love on The Bachelorette.
Sonia Curry!
Would that not be so fun?
That sounds amazing.
And then family visits, they come be Seth and Stefan,
and Sadell.
Like, that sounds great to me to watch.
What family member role would you play in the interview
with the person that came over to the house?
Would you be the suspicious one?
No, I would be like, well, no,
I actually probably would be suspicious.
Yeah, cause Seth's just gonna be nice.
Like he's-
A hundred percent.
Yeah, and Steph too.
Honestly, I was gonna say honestly,
out of the family members,
Seth would be the one that dislikes the person the most.
He's just not going to say it on camera.
He probably would not talk to the guy.
Some brooding looks from him.
Yes. Yeah.
That's better.
Stefan would be super nice and personable.
Sadell would be suspicious, but she would ask the questions.
I like this.
Well, I like the thought of an NBA player as the bachelor. We've never had it.
We had.
That's like get an athlete, an ex athlete probably to be like,
remember when Travis Kelsey found love?
You know, we're not supposed to talk about that anymore.
Why?
Because the Swifties, they get, they don't, they don't want to know about when he
dated somebody.
No, it exists.
I think it's one of those things we're not allowed to talk about anymore.
Yeah, he was on a reality show looking for love.
What was it called?
Like, last catch?
Catching Kelsey?
Yeah, Catching Kelsey.
Something.
It was not good.
I watched it.
It was horrible.
It was not good.
But if ABC did it in a bachelor version, I think it could be pretty good.
And it doesn't have to...
Obviously, Tom Brady, who fucking knows how much money he would ask
to do something like that.
So obviously, or probably not him.
But somebody likes him.
Well listen, he took 20 million bucks
to get roasted and had the worst possible jokes made of him.
Like he can't be ruled out for the bachelor.
I would absolutely watch Tom Brady fall in love.
I'd also watch Sonia
Curry. We did like a whole list.
I think Charles Barkley was in it, but
then someone said he was married.
Is he married?
I think he's married.
That makes it more fun, though.
He's married, but he's on The
Bachelor anyway.
Like, let's watch Shaq fall in love.
Wow. So this is the way to fix
The Bachelor. Just major celebrities.
I think I've told you on it. You seem like you'd watch.
Yeah, I think it would have to be somebody who's probably divorced, but maybe 40s or 50s range.
Yeah.
And at a good point in their life.
Yeah. All right. This is good. Great talk.
When's your next pod? I am recording today for the Bachelor finale.
So you can listen to Bachelor Party tomorrow.
It'll be out tomorrow, Wednesday.
All right. Say hi to our guest staff.
Say hi to the whole fam.
Thanks for coming out, Callie.
Thank you.
All right. Taping this Tuesday morning.
March Madness is upon us.
It's not that mad.
Tate Frazier is here.
You can hear him on One Shining Podcast. Kyle Mann. You can hear him on one shining podcast, Kyle man.
You can hear him on that podcast sometimes as well, as well as, um, the
ringer MBA show, sometimes this show, sometimes you can read them right now
on the ringer.com because we put a new draft guide up.
I'm going to start here.
Fellas men's March madness.
Basketball has become women's March Madness basketball with all
the seeds.
Just, you just push all the high seeds forward.
You might have one get bounced.
This is just where we are now.
And I don't know if it's NIL or just all the turnover or what, but, um, St. John's was
the only top seed that got bounced.
So it Tate, is this just where we are now?
This is college basketball.
We don't have the Cinderella's anymore.
We're done.
Yeah, we do have a Cinderella.
His name's John Calipari.
Haven't you heard Bill?
He is the ultimate Cinderella.
He's having a great year.
He was a 10 seed and now he's going to make a run.
That's the only cell that we have.
10 seed.
That's what we're excited about.
We're excited about it.
It's a 10 seed.
The SEC having a 10 seed.
Uh, I say this is the happy era of college basketball
and happy in reference to blue chips.
I mean, there's a lot of NIL, a lot of bag dropping,
a lot of conversations had behind closed doors,
a lot of tampering, Bill.
That's the one thing that the NBA
and college basketball can do together.
We can both tamper.
There is a lot of, you know,
saying that the sky is falling this year.
The women's bracket is very similar. Like you said, it's the top dogs.
But if you watched all year, the best teams have been the best teams.
Now, granted, it's because the best players from the mid majors now play for the best teams. That's sort of the larger issue. But, you know, right now we got good
basketball ahead. We didn't get the Cinderella's, but at least we got good
games.
Well, it didn't hurt the ratings. Right. The ratings seem like they're great.
The interests seem great. And, you know, the, I Well, it didn't hurt the ratings. Right. The ratings seem like they're great. The interests seem great.
And you know, the, I mean, part of it is the players in the tournament
this year are really good, which ties into the draft being really good.
But I like, I kind of like having Duke back.
It reminds me of being in college.
We're just every year.
Duke had just multiple lottery picks and a signature dude.
But what, before we, I asked you guys to do
a five favorite things heading into Thursdays,
really for the casual fans in case people are jumping in now.
But what's, what, did you like anything
out of that first four day weekend, Kyle, man?
Well, take, Teed, up my first one that I wanted to say.
I feel like being from where I'm from,
I have to, I'm obligated to bring this up.
But I don't know if you, Bill, you ever made up an actual scale for this
to measure FU energy,
but Calipari's FU energy is like breaking
the ceiling right now.
You know that meme where the volume level
that goes off the iPod?
He, I was calling this,
I labeled it the Calipari FU extravaganza
because people shovel dirt on him.
They started 11 and two this season, but once they got into conference
play, they lost six of their last or their first seven.
People were like there was you started seeing these sort of anonymous.
The athletic does these like anonymous scouts, anonymous coaches, notebooks, things.
Yeah. And you started to see Tate knows what I'm talking about.
I mean, you started to see these like we're no longer afraid of him
if he's on the other sideline anymore. It was just a, it was a lot of people were
people. There were a lot of people with shovels just enjoying. And I think that
this is, I tweeted this before the St. John's game that I thought that they were
going to win that game because a, they had more talent, there's basketball
reasons, but also this is, this is more true. Like when he is pissed off, when he's climbing, you remember how
swaggy he was with the slick hair and the suits and he rolls into town
and he's like, I know you're mad.
I'm beating you.
You guys think I'm cheating.
Get over it.
Deal with it.
If I like this kid, he's coming with me.
That energy is true cow cow at the top of the hill with like a fortified
castle, that's not him.
So he is thriving right now.
And I don't take what kind of a limit would you put on on how far they could
go because this team has the talent of a two seed.
I don't know if I quite go one seat, but they have a lot of talent.
And I don't know where the FU extravaganza is going to top off at.
I really don't.
They got a lot of five stars BS.
And like you said, they are blue collar cow instead of blue blood cow and blue
collar cow is a lot more feisty. He's got a lot more fire in collar cow instead of blue blood cow and blue collar cow is a lot, you know
More feisty he's got a lot more fire in his belly than the blue blood version and that is
Encouraging and their best player could be coming back a do the arrow who's also an NBA prospect that I'm sure is in the draft
Guide at some point. So that's encouraging news for cow. So I'm looking at the Fandl odds right now
And they're 10 to 1 to make the final four
at the Fandl odds right now and they're 10 to one to make the final four.
But they have a seven, 10 matchup this next round against Texas tech, but, um,
Florida, Texas tech, Maryland and Arkansas are in that bracket. So it sounds like you guys are already nudging me mentally toward a 10 to one
Arkansas final four bet.
And that is how Calipari works.
The FU extravaganza sounds like a great bus to jump on.
Do they have an aisle seat?
I like the aisle seat.
Tate, I mean, it's very possible.
I mean, they can beat Texas Tech.
That's going to be a greedy game, but I mean, they also could bog Florida down.
I could see it happen and I really could.
And what a brutal PR beat.
It was one of the hilarious things in the FU Tour that we should mention is that Patino was on this PR crazy tour where his brand has been renovated.
He's on Jimmy Fallon singing songs and stuff like that.
New York basketball were popping.
We're in the New York Post.
And Kaus is like, no, no.
He just put an end to it.
So yeah, they could definitely make the Final Four.
It's wild that this could happen, but it definitely could.
So that was the signature game of the weekend, right?
And it sucked.
It just was a terrible basketball game. It was like all those-
More fouls than field goals.
It was all the worst things.
If you're going to say like, here's why somebody wouldn't like college basketball.
You would watch that game.
Like people shooting threes that can't make threes and just, you know, so
many TV timeouts and fouls, the game had no flow.
And yet it was still weirdly compelling because of the two coaches.
And it's just so funny that when I, you know, we did blue chips on the rewatchables,
which is built around like the mystique of a coach and how far do you want to go
to keep your, keep your throne in college basketball, still generating these dudes and Calipari is not exactly in the, uh,
I now have a, you know, a really bad toupee or a comb over and I'm old and I'm
a hundred pounds heavier than when you remembered me initially.
We don't have that wave of guys yet.
Who is Tate?
Who's the next generation of Calipari Patino guys?
Who are the guys 20 years from now where you could add a game like that on a Tate, who's the next generation of Calipari Patino guys?
Who are the guys 20 years from now where you could add a game like that on a Saturday and
you're really watching for the coaches more than anything?
Do we even have that class yet?
Can you say it on three Tate?
I know we're on Zoom, but I know what you're going to say.
Go ahead.
Let's do it.
I do think it is one, two, three, Will Wade.
Will Wade, yes.
Right.
That is the answer.
And he did win, you know, in
the first round, he upsets Clemson with McNeese. Now he's going to NC state. He's going to
tobacco road. There's some Jimmy V vibes there. You know how Jimmy V was bill. He was willing
to do what it takes, get his hands a little bit dirty to make sure they could win some
games and will Wade is very similar. He is not afraid to go at the blue blood. It's not
afraid to tell Duke to F off. He already guaranteed they're going to make the tournament next season.
So well, Wade is kind of a throwback in that sense where he is a bad guy.
He is not afraid of any of the PR and he's also not afraid to call it the NCAA,
which is a zombie organization at this point.
And we'll wait is a poking the bear as much as he can.
So I think he would be the right.
I'm glad we're on the same page.
Come in. It's got to be well, wait. Kyle, man, do you like where college basketball is
right now in 2025 with this wild, wild west NIL?
Guys could just hop around,
because some people like it, and they're like,
look, this is the way it always should have been.
I mean, like we talked about this
when we did the blue chips pod.
It's weird, because Happy is the quote unquote villain
in that pod, but some of the stuff he's saying
in the movie is the stuff that eventually. But some of the stuff he's saying in the movie
is the stuff that eventually became the themes of the 2020s.
Like, why shouldn't these guys get paid?
Why can't they get a piece of it?
Why can't they jump around
when the coaches can jump around?
Why do we treat them like this?
So now we're in this world, but it's pretty weird.
And it's hard to keep track of
if you're like a casual college basketball fan like me.
So do you like it more or less?
I was glad that you all said the thing about Happy with the gambling because my brain just
had edited that out in my memory of the movie because I always thought Happy was the hero
of that movie looking back.
But I was sex my dad this the other day that I'm very torn because the reparations of these
guys should have been getting paid for a long time.
I, you know, once the TV money and the money changed everything and the shoe money entered
it into the equation, these guys should have been compensated.
And we saw during COVID that they're so, I think COVID was sort of the thing that cemented
home that this had to change because the schools and the networks were so dependent on these
guys playing.
And we're talking about young student athletes, you know, arguably jeopardizing their health
based on the COVID situation.
But, and we're just like,
well, school is the most important thing,
but we gotta make money,
so these guys gotta be out there.
So I thought that proved it,
but I was telling my dad that I'm just torn
because I do feel like the basketball is better.
Well, a lot of the, you know,
the SEC was the most dominant conference
in the country this year. Six, or what is it, like seven of the, you know, the, the SEC was the most dominant, uh, conference in the country this, this year.
Six or what is it like seven of the, of the sweet 16 teams, the huge presence.
Uh, but they were old.
They had a lot of older players and the quality of play is up.
But then on the other side of it, I do feel, and take, speak to this, uh, if you
want, but I feel like it has aged me as like a millennial basketball college
basketball fan where I want to
see them get what they deserve.
But I'm also looking at it.
I'm just like, man, the portal opened up and they set the record.
What was the number Tate?
It shattered the record.
Every, every major player.
700 names are in the portal in the open yesterday.
Right.
And I think we're going to see fewer and fewer CJ McCollum's, you know, we're
going to see fewer and fewer diamonds who are on these mid-major teams like for
a Lehigh or guys like a John Moran.
Would John Moran have been at Murray State for that second year?
It seems pretty unlikely.
These guys are looking to climb up because the money is so crazy.
Maybe once regulation comes in, it'll change, but I'm just very torn about it because I
think some kind of regulation has to come into it.
Yeah.
It goes back to like, Nick Nolte says it,
like the rules don't make sense, but I believe in the rules.
And I do think like now more than ever,
the rules really don't make sense.
And the NCAA has no incentive to fix the rules
because whatever they do, they get sued.
If they try to fix it, they get sued for that.
If they don't do anything, they get sued for that.
So they're basically just putting their hands up saying,
we'll pay out these payouts.
We hope we can exist and keep this tournament going.
But, uh, you guys, they're taking their ball and going home at this point.
And then the game itself, uh, to use a Celtic city reference, which I really
liked there was the Spartan era of college basketball.
I feel like we're in a, an Athenian area, area of college basketball.
We're like, we're a thinking man's game of college basketball.
Like there are really smart teams.
There are really good teams, BYU, Alabama.
Those are two future NBA coaches going head to head, two
offensive masterminds.
So like college basketball, the game itself is awesome.
I think we still need quarters in the game to match with FIBA.
And I think then we're really cooking.
Uh, but I think it's in a good spot, but then the rules and the
transfer portal and the super conferences, all that sort of
stuff, all gets kind of bundled together to say, Hey, the death of college basketball,
but in specific pockets, things are going well.
Sounds like you need some advice from the sports are,
I don't know if you want to bring them in.
Yes, please.
By all means.
The most obvious fix, and I don't know if they have any authority whatsoever,
and they probably don't, but the most obvious fix seems to be.
You have to stay somewhere for two years and that's coaches and players.
You just have to, that that's the rule.
And if you transfer after one year, maybe you have to sit out the next year, but
there has to be, it seems to me like a little more stability and it can't just
be like, you know, it's, it's 2k and you're just resetting the rosters every April.
Cause I don't think that it's sustainable.
I think it's going to be really hard for people to follow.
And I still feel like they can get paid in the same way.
Um, because that's how a lot of the GMs are doing it now, Bill, even Lombardi,
right?
He goes to Carolina football and he's like, these guys are signing two year
deals, not one year deals.
Right.
That, and that's what, that was one of the reasons that made me think of it
because that the flip think of it because
that the flip side of it is you can also kind of nudge people out faster too.
Right.
So there's no stability in any direction.
Um, so I don't know, it feels like something like that.
And like if Cooper flag goes to Duke, he can't just be like, next year, I'm on
St. John's, I've just changed my mind.
Now I'm at Rick Patino has won me over.
And maybe that would help a little bit,
but I don't know, the horse might have left the barn
on this one just in general.
Sometimes with sports, things just get so wacky
that you almost can't fix it,
and you just kinda have to hold on,
and that's just kinda where you are.
You know, right?
Something just came to me,
what if we had some kind of where you are. You know, right? I just, something just came to me. What if we had some kind of a system where the mid-major,
mid-majors are rewarded for their evaluation
because they're finding these guys.
They're having to go down into the bargain bin
and find these guys with upside.
What if a high major, if they take a mid,
we'd have to draw some sort of arbitrary line
between where that stops and ends.
But what if a Duke has to pay, let's say a Lehigh for some kind of a fee in the
portal where they get rewarded for what they do well, because these schools need money.
And I think the fact that they're losing these NCAA tournament opportunities, it'll
help their NIL, it'll help them sort of do better.
And maybe it wouldn't deplete them quite so much.
Well, here's the thing, because it goes beyond just like, oh, this is weird.
This guy was on this team and that was on this team.
I think when you lose conferences, you lose the whole point of why we had
conferences in the first place, which is to make it easier on people who are
allegedly in college to play their sport and then also stay in college, which is why you had like the ACC,
the way like it used to be back when Tate was a baby. You know, everybody was kind of around
each other, right? And the Pac-12 or the Pac-10 back in the day, it was like everybody. So when
you traveled somewhere, it wasn't like you're traveling cross country to play a conference
game. I have, we have some friends out here, one of them who, who have college athletes
and one of them runs at Berkeley, it's just cross country and they'll have these
meets and they're like, yeah, we have to fly a cross country cause we're playing
some, you know, some school in the East coast and it's like, how is this a college
experience? Like you're just on a plane back and forth for three straight months.
So that's where like, if you had a real sports star, I think they would be looking at this
like, look, this is really stupid.
Like if you're going to have these mega conferences, at least make regions with them.
And you would have been smart and said, Hey, why are we even doing mega conferences or
super conferences?
It's because of football.
Why can't football exist in its own world?
Well, that's the bigger thing.
Football should be over here and the rest of college should be over here.
Cause now like with the, with how big women's basketball is, you can argue
men's and women's basketball kind of cancel each other out from like a
scholarship thing, it's not there with the revenue yet, but it might be someday.
The soccer is the same thing where the soccer on both rosters is the same.
And, but football is what screws it up.
And football having a match, all those scholarships on the other end.
And you end up with people who just wanted to run cross country
on an airplane every week.
Like that part makes no sense to me.
I personally really miss the regional stuff because I, those are my favorite
rivalries and I just can't, maybe I'm too old.
I just can't make sense of some of these matchups now, but it started. This has been going on for a while.
You know, this was the big East was the first one where it's like, wait,
they're going to be there.
And then the ACC and that, and they're going to be, and it's just,
you know, it's a brain breaker.
Maybe it's just gone, Tate.
I don't know.
Maybe this just never comes back.
Well, it was, uh, I do feel like we're all gonna, the conferences are going
to take over and make decisions once the NCAA is paying out all of their many reparations
over the next few years and slowly become more
and more defunct as an organization.
And I think the conferences are all gonna take over
and maybe there's a world where there is
just one super conference.
But I do think that everyone with a brain
is gonna look around and say, what are we doing here?
If we're gonna have to manage all of this as a conference,
why don't we recede back to what we were?
There's too many different, you know, we have to feed too many people.
Look at the NCAA tournament.
There's 14 SEC teams and they're all really good and like not everybody can eat.
And eventually people, you know, they get hungry and they start complaining.
And then, you know, I think it does kind of revert back to the old ways
because we've gone too far and everybody knows it.
What if nobody has a brain? That's the fear is like what if there's not that one person?
Idiocracy is right in front of us BS. I think you're right. I think you just said it.
There's like an interesting cyclical cable bundle kind of thing going on here where there's a market
correction for an inefficiency and then we get to this other place and then it starts to resemble
the original thing right? It's like eventually, yeah, like what you were saying,
if it all just, if the NCAA was the inefficiency
and it goes away and we end up with this gigantic group
of teams doing it a different way,
and then they start to regionally split off,
maybe that's the path to success, I don't know.
Kyle, when you're growing up,
Kentucky's biggest rivals other than Louisville were who?
Tennessee, they hate Duke,
even though that was just kind of based on one game, but I'd say Tennessee, they hate Duke even though that was just
kind of based on one game, but I'd say Tennessee,
in conference people, I mean Florida.
Indiana, right?
Indiana was the one, yeah, Indiana was a generational thing.
That was like really driven by the Bob Knight era,
but those are the one, it's like three or four.
And Tate, you're a UNC fan.
We know you would actually approve carpet bombing
on the Duke campus, but other than Duke,
who were the big rivals for UNC?
Well, I mean, obviously Duke is special in what they are and the hatred that's
there. I mean, NC State has always been somewhat of a rival, but at the same time
I liked, you know, I had friends that were going to NC State, like some of their
teams. So it's not really like a Clippers Lakers thing.
You couldn't almost get too mad at them.
I didn't really hate them.
In fact, like there really was only Duke that I had, uh, really despised.
Like even Maryland, even though they would beat us, I kind of respected them.
You know, and I liked, uh, you know, Juan Dixon, I liked Steve Blake.
I liked Lonnie Baxter, you know what I mean?
I liked those teams.
So it really was a Duke thing.
And now Bill, as you know, Duke is not the Duke of old and they're not as
hateable, even though Cooper flag is showing some flashes of going full Duke,
which I do appreciate.
In general, there's not a very hateable organization
right now, because they're just doing everything better
than everybody else.
So you can't really get that bad.
But you know.
So you miss coach K.
Oh, coach is a lot more neutral.
It's like a canker sore that you miss having in your mouth.
You miss playing with.
I need an enemy, you know what I mean?
Like as I exist out here, sometimes you're like, I kind of miss just having that hovering of, you know, in the mouth. I need an enemy. You know what I mean? Like as I exist out here, sometimes you're
like, I kind of miss just having that hovering of, you know, in the background. And he still is there,
BS. You know, he's doing a radio show. He's making sure he's seen. So that makes me happy.
He did an ad recently that inflamed my... Yeah, whatever that was. I was like, oh man, this
fucking guy. Look at him. Still grabbing bags. He's back. We had a field day with the duty to country.
Wasn't there some kind of commercial
that we were all talking about?
It might've been the Army,
but UConn has become the new Duke.
It's a different-
Yeah, Curly is like the new Coach K, yeah.
They're a little more, there's a little more bravado.
Duke had that sort of affluent, you know,
great school, smarmy kind of a thing
that you're seeing in-
We're better than you. Ratliff on white Lotus like that family.
I'm sure Tate eats that up.
But, uh, yeah, I mean, UConn and theirs is a lot more coach driven.
They've had aggressive coaches in the past, but I think Hurley has kind of
assumed that and the more they succeed, they're going to become the evil empire
in college basketball, I think.
It started with that fake Laker thing.
That just was ridiculous from beginning to end.
And then he's just kept it going.
I think he saw Coach K. Voight.
He's like, how do I get the next generation of Tates
to hate my guts?
Right.
What are some things I can do?
Should I just flip out at the Maui,
whatever the Maui term is called,
and act like Jackass Shore?
Yeah, Bobby was supposed to be that guy too, right? You know what I mean? It's kind of like Bob Knight had Steve Alford, right? the Mount There is that brotherly competition rivalry that's kind of built in there. And then Coach K has kind of basically included himself
in the Dan Hurley story.
You know what I mean?
He's done what-
Yeah, classic Coach K.
Well, he got Seth Curry, right?
BS, and then he got Steph Curry by Transitive Property.
This is something that he's done before.
So he's got the Hurley family.
He's the ultimate bandwagon jumper.
He can't resist.
He's a genius.
I'm honestly impressed.
I'm like, how did he-
He just wouldn't leave the Olympic team.
He just had to grab on to more people and more legacies.
LeBron, everybody.
Let's do five favorites quick.
So I don't know.
I told you guys to come up with three each and maybe they'll overlap and we'll only do
four.
But five favorite things as we head forward to a weekend with a lot of really good teams
playing each other and a lot of good players.
And this is like an excellent, excellent, excellent,
excellent NBA draft that's coming with some of these guys.
That is gonna be really fun to talk about.
Tate, what's your number one favorite thing
heading into the next round?
Number one favorite thing,
and this is catered towards you and the NBA fans,
because I want them to care, the BYU Todd Jazz.
Ryan Smith is bankrolling BYU basketball. Danny Ainge is monitoring the situation. He is going to all the games.
He has gotten Kevin Young there who was going to be an NBA coach at some point. He has a really
good squad. Richie Saunders, if you're a throwback college basketball fan, you're going to love Richie
Saunders. This guy just gets buckets. He does whatever he needs to do to win energy. He's an
excellent player, gets everybody involved. And then if you're an NBA guy, Yegor Dimmon, uh, you know, get playing
point guard, but really he's like a wing.
He's like a wing Ford, uh, kind of like in the same vein, but a little bit.
He was in that top five convo.
Now he seems like he's in that nine to 11 range.
Trending in the right direction BS at the right time.
Cause you know, the NCAA tournament is powerful.
All these scouts get together.
They're in the same gym. Something happens.
The lights are bright and they say, Hey, he's one of those guys.
Derek Queen.
We just saw in Seattle, um, the red hour back test.
Does he want to be good or great?
Derek Queen said, I want to be great, but back to BYU.
I like the makeup of this group.
I liked it.
They're funneled and funded by an NBA team.
I liked that AJ DeBance of the future.
Number one pick will be there next year.
They're laying the foundation.
Not the future.
Number one pick.
Oh, there's been, there's been Kyle knows there's, there's
Aaron Peterson.
Yeah.
There's been some, there's been some, some, are we sure he's the
number one pick stuff with him next year's draft is going to be, or two
years from now is going to be just as crazy.
Well, that makes BYU this year even more pertinent for them to make a run.
Yeah.
Cause if AJ Devance is not going to be the number one pick and they get that cashier, they need to do it now.
They're a fun team.
They know how to score.
This is the highest over with Alabama and BYU.
So the BYU tie jazz, that's my first pick.
I do like the idea of an NBA owner
who's like just seems like a smiling, nice guy,
like no evil side to him at all.
Just quietly funding the state's
only relevant college of basketball.
Right.
With Danny Ainge, his alma mater, a guy who went to the elite eight back in the
eighties, who wants to bring him back to prominence.
I mean, there is a lot of layers to the BYU tie jazz.
Kyle, does Igor fit the, uh, that where nobody kind of knows what he is and then
Sam Presti takes him with like the ninth pick and everybody's like, fuck.
Is that, is he one of those guys?
I texted somebody that works for the Thunder
and said, Yegor seems very Thunder-y to me
and there was no response.
So I don't even, either I'm a loser
and they don't wanna answer or it was true.
I'll choose, I don't know.
I'm gonna choose to believe it's true.
Very Thunder-y.
I can't wait to mispronounce his name 19 different ways.
So we're going with.
That's everybody.
Yegor, it's not Agor? Yegor. It's not a gore.
Yegor.
Okay.
I'll get it.
I'll get it by draft.
Yeah.
I'll do some, I'll do some practices.
I'll be ready by the time we, uh, we're ready for the draft.
This was, uh, this was the first one on my list though.
I agree with Tate.
I had down all underlined the Mormons are coming the age of age.
Another age of age is upon us.
But a big thing to consider here too, is that, well, you mentioned Richie, that's true,
surfer bro kind of guy, but he has like a really, he has a really gritty tough way that he plays.
And, you know, one big thing though, is that in Salt Lake City and in Provo, I was told this while
I was out there, there's like a big tech boom and a lot of like BYU alums who are, there's more
industry and tech out there.
So there's money kind of coming up.
There's something to keep an eye on.
I think that your point about an NBA team,
NBA people aligning with a school,
there's something interesting in the future
of college basketball there too,
if academic still are a thing.
It just seems so illegal.
How does it seem conceivable you could do this?
Also the Mormon church has more money than God.
Like they have a lot, a lot of money.
So, you know, yeah, they're an interest.
They're really an interesting force for the, for the future in college basketball.
Well, right now in Fandl they're plus 9.50 to win the East.
Cause unfortunately for them, they're in Duke's bracket, but they don't have to play Duke
until the weekend if they can make it.
Yep.
Sunday.
We'll see.
All right, Kyle, what's your first one?
I was just going to point some, point people to some of the oddities
if you just like weird players,
things to get into, things to watch for.
You mentioned the lottery people in this draft.
Six of the top 14 that are in the Ringer NBA draft,
plug that again, the guy that came out.
So there's a lot of lottery talent in this game
or in this part of the tournament. I wanted to point So there's a lot of lottery talent in this game or in this, uh, in this part of the tournament.
Uh, I wanted to point out, there's a couple more odd players, Danny Wolf, who I mentioned
on the ringer NBA show the other day, he's a handling seven footer.
He has almost like a Franz Wagner.
Uh, Hito Turglu kind of big guy who can run some pick and roll.
The shooting is a little inconsistent.
He can be a little turnover prone, but he can really pass the ball depending on how a game can go.
He can look like the best player on the floor.
I don't know.
Have you gotten to peep that guy at all, Billy?
I only pre-peep when you give me the heads up like with Queen where you're
like, can you do a deep dive on this guy?
And then I'll do it.
But I'm always like kind of waiting for somebody to trigger me.
Well, Queen's the other one.
Uh, Queen, I mentioned that I think that he has sort of a Boros Dia.
He has a Euro way that he plays.
You know, he had that game winner against Colorado State.
He's a very cool level guy.
Not much of a shooter right now.
He's a Maryland for the people listening.
Yes.
Yes.
A big guy who has really soft hands.
He's constantly chewing his mouth guard, which drives my wife insane, but you know there, but yeah.
A lot of germs.
Yeah, so, but he's an interesting player.
I think depending on how you see the game,
you can be really high on his potential.
He plays with another big guy.
So I think that his future could look a little bit different
in the NBA, but he's very fun.
He is an interesting guy.
So yeah, so I did study him.
He's one of the few guys I really deep dove
because I was fascinated by him
because he's such an anomaly for wherever, as you know, I treat college
basketball like it's the feeder system.
Like much like the real world used to be the feed feeder system for the challenge.
Um, I don't, there's nobody like him now.
He doesn't seem like he can really rebound or defend the rim, but then you
watch how sophisticated his offensive game is.
And honestly, it's a little in B-dish.
I'm talking about like last few years before he got hurt in B-dish.
Like the stuff he does facing the basket is really nice.
Like it just seems like if he's where he is now with some of that stuff,
four years from now, and he can start doing a little bit of the one leg stuff or take it to the basket jump hook.
I don't know what he is. And I don't know if he's just going to end up being a good stats, bad team guy, but he's another one that you put on like that weird OKC team and just like, hey, this guy's going to come in and we're just going to run offense through him for seven minutes stretches. Like, Oh shit, this guy.
I, I am not positive he's a winning player at the next level because
of the rebounding defense.
What do you think Tate?
I like him as like a Kevin Love comp.
I love the outlet pass.
Uh, I love that he's a little chubby right now.
And I love that he wears the long sleeves because he is a little bit chubby
and he's ever been though to his credit.
Right.
You got it.
Yeah.
He's getting in shape and that's what Kevin Love did.
And you mentioned it.
I mean, maybe he is a good stats, bad team guy.
That's what Kevin Love was.
He went to Minnesota and basically just got to 20 and 13
and he was a lot of fun to watch.
And then eventually a contender, LeBron James,
and the Heat said, hey, or the Cleveland Cavaliers
at that point said, hey, come join us here
and play on a real team.
So I think that that's kind of like
best case scenario for Queen.
But you talk about touch, you talk about like vision, you talk about just
natural and native for the game.
He has it all.
And, uh, I liked that he wanted the ball at the end of the game.
And he made that shot.
I know a lot of people were talking about, was it a traveler or was it a
night, was it not a travel in the NBA?
It's not a travel.
So, uh, if you're an NBA fan, you're very encouraged to see him want the ball
and finish a game.
So he's a lot of fun to watch.
He's an interesting player prop guy.
Cause I could see him dropping like 35 and one, and one of the games coming up.
You could also see him, you know, not had dropped nine and fell out in 19 minutes.
But I like him.
That was a good recommendation.
He was definitely something like, I think the Dio, even though his game's different
Dio is a good comp because Dio was like, what is this?
That's that feel though. Like it's like you can't really describe it. It's just feel.
Dio was chilling a lot of the time and then he'd get on a good team and you'd be like, oh my god, Dio could do all this.
Like, you know, Bobcat's Dio, you're like, does this guy like basketball? What is he? Does he want to retire?
And then he gets with a great system. I have a lot of arguments with like drafty people about whether or not he's a four.
I think you probably should play with a shooting five and he's inside.
So then you still have that goes to Washington, like plays with SAR and SAR
can be the shop locker.
There you go.
Yeah.
I don't that the NBA feels like there are all these like weird, talented, flawed
big man now that it's almost like this new era of the situational big man.
The Klingons like this on Portland. Edie's definitely like this new era of the situational big man. The Klingons like this on Portland.
Edie's definitely like this on Memphis.
Um, they're Luke Cornett's like this on the Celtics, these guys that makes sense
only in certain situations or matchups.
And then you see them and they're good.
And then they might not even play the next time.
Tate, what's your next one?
Yeah.
Hyper-specific roles.
Uh, my next one, you love the 2000s Michigan state team that went the Flintstones.
So I like the Flintstone kids, Jace Richardson, Jason Richardson's son.
He is starring for Michigan state.
Tom Izzo has the toughness with this group.
He basically said last year, he's going to die trying to get Michigan state
another national championship.
And I believe in Bill.
And I think right now he might actually die.
Yeah, he might actually not make it.
He's fighting for his life out there.
Um, and this team, while they're not all from Flint, Michigan, they do have the
toughness, the mental makeup, and they have bench points galore.
This team does not have a guy.
Uh, they have a lot, they do it by committee.
It's the team, the team, the team, uh, RIP, Gene Hackman, but that's what
Michigan state is this year.
And I do feel like this group is on their way to making a special run.
And it's very cool to cut to the crowd, see Matin Cleaves,
see Jason Richardson watching his son play.
And every single time they need like a big bus bucket
to kind of get them going.
It does feel like it is Jason Richardson.
So I like that connective tissue
and I like the storyline of the Flintstone kids.
So I think that's a fun one to watch.
Tough bracket for them.
Yeah, tough draw, tough draw.
But Auburn, I mean, they're susceptible to a team
that actually plays and sticks together as a team.
And I feel like that would be the sell against Auburn if they get
matched up with them in the elite eight.
Kyle, what's your next one?
Uh, that that's a good, uh, transition there to my next one, which is really
fun secondary guards, uh, you know, you mentioned Jace, Jace really interesting
because he doesn't play anything like his dad.
I was trying to think of father son combos.
It's like Steph kind of played like Dell.
You could go down the line.
Jace doesn't have the same physical tools Jason did.
He's more of a cerebral secondary guard
who just has this really wide ranging skillset.
Another one that I know-
It's like Brawny and LeBron.
Like Brawny's game is totally different than LeBron's.
Yeah, and it's really just a choice.
Yeah. like Brian, his game is totally different than LeBron's. Who would've thought? Yeah, and it's just purely just a choice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, one of the interesting, and I know,
Tate, I know this is gonna happen,
is people are gonna watch Auburn,
and they're gonna go, why isn't Tahad Pettiford
a lottery pick?
This is going to happen, mark it down,
because he is one of the smoothest handlers,
scores, has crazy middle game.
There's a little Dillingham kind of a thing going on with him where he can
really handle the ball, super skilled.
He might be the most talented guy on the team.
He probably is, honestly.
And he's in their second unit.
So Auburn has this old first unit that is very connected and good and guards.
And then they have the most talented player on the team coming in in the second unit.
And he gets to just play freely.
And if he's going, he plays with the first unit.
So that's one to keep an eye on.
He's, he's a fun, fun player.
I was thinking in the bachelor in the first, like couple episodes, somebody
will make it get like the last rose that you can tell the person didn't want to
pick, but they had the producers are like, you gotta, yeah, I gotta keep them.
I'd be able to lay lady Rose.
Could we need her for the next episode,
cause she'll be really good.
I wish there were producer picks for March Madness,
where somebody could have done that with Rutgers.
They'd be like, yeah look, I know they didn't qualify,
but we gotta producers pick them,
we're gonna make them 15th seed.
We needed those two guys in the tournament,
like it's outrageous that they're not in there,
right there in the ringer draft,
Ace is four, Dylan's two. And they're not, we didn't get to see him at all.
That's frustrating Tate. I like a captain's pick. Like what we do for the Ryder Cup. We do that for
the NCAA. Yeah, we have a captain of the tournament. We select like a celebrity. This year,
Condoleezza Rice is our captain. Condoleezza Rice, who does she want? She wants Rutgers. And Rutgers
comes firing into the tournament.
Captain's pick is great.
We have no rules in college basketball anymore anyway.
Couldn't they captain's pick somebody and just cram them in for the first four?
I love that.
I mean, look, Ace Bailey had a great game at Indiana this year.
That was probably like his go-to tape.
Yeah, Kyle Mann was in the building for that one at Assembly Hall.
Dylan Harper, I mean, he showed flashes of why people thought he could be potentially
a number one pick candidate.
It does suck that they're not in the conversation and I'm with you.
Let's get a captain's pick.
Let's get a man.
What's your next one, Tate?
Next one.
Uh, I'm going to be fair because we talked bad about coach K and Duke before,
but I do think it's obvious and maybe it's ridiculous.
We haven't even said it yet, but the flagship, the main character from Maine
Cooper flag is the story.
Cooper flag is the headline. Cooper flag, uh, new balance that he was the intelligent character from Maine. Cooper flag is the story. Cooper flag is the headline.
Cooper flag, uh, new balance that he was the intelligent choice.
Right.
So that goes back to the Athenian, uh, kind of aspect of this team.
He's a thinking man.
He's got the best IQ on the floor, but also he's a Spartan.
He wants to kill you and he enjoys killing you and he enjoys watching it.
You talk about a killer instinct.
This guy is different.
He loves Christian Leighton or his parents obviously have instilled him with a Leitner kind of mindset.
He went down with that ankle injury.
Everybody was worried.
I was not.
This is the kind of guy that he is.
He's tough.
He doesn't really care about anything else other than winning.
I think that Duke, this is like, if you could build someone in the
laboratory to go get you the title that you need this decade, Cooper Flag is
that guy, and it's almost a disservice that he's not getting more coverage
because he is that good and he's that much of a winner.
So it's ridiculous.
He's been this far down our docket, but the flagship Cooper flag.
You know, phenomenal bench reactions from him too.
And he's not playing.
I mean, some of the best like really harkens back to Cobra Kai
and Karate Kid one, like some of the couple of the guys coming forward. Do we be honest? Yeah, Cooper would have been in Cobra Kai and Karate Kid 1, like a couple of the guys on there coming forward.
Can we be honest? Yeah! Cooper would have been in Cobra Kai. Can we just be honest?
He would have been awesome. He would have crushed. You can see with the matted hair and the headband.
Yeah, it's 100%. Duke's fascinating because they're like a real basketball team.
Oh yeah. I mean like a real one. Like they could come in, you know, could they win eight games
of the NBA?
Like maybe, but they have a lot of different pieces.
The seven foot two guy, so he popped up in our ringer draft guide, but he's had some
moments where you go, wait, what's going on here?
Like this is not Hashim to beat.
Like he can move his feet.
He can go side to side.
He can guard guards from 20 feet away.
I was impressed by him.
And then, you know how I feel about Gnipple.
I just, he's going to go six spots too late.
He'll go like 16 or 17.
It's going to be annoying.
I'm just telling you now people are going to talk themselves out of him.
And he'll have like a 12 year career.
Like there's no question that guy is going to be a good basketball
player at the NBA. I'm positive. But he'll go six rounds late.
He has four little brothers and they all have insane names that start with K.
It's like Cajer, like Nice. Like they're all like the most ridiculous.
Oh, it's like one of those families?
Yeah.
You like those. You like getting into those families.
Parents, college basketball players.
Oh, they're studs.
Another mom who played, that's a really fun kind of trend among young players that we
get is these really competitive moms.
Yeah.
You know, like Kelly Flagg, Reed Shepard's mom last year, you talk to anybody, they'd
be like, Reed's mom is like the fire.
Like it's a very, it's a common trend that we're seeing more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's an interesting trend that's happened lately.
I'm counting on Kelly Flagg, who's a massive gigantic Celtics fan.
Oh, yeah. She's got a plan.
Kyle, turn the TikTok camera on.
I'm counting on Kelly Flagg.
To stick to her guns, the Celtics, a team that she loves very, very much.
We have never seen somebody come into the NBA draft and just play out their rookie contract.
Pass up that, oh, I better take that one con. No, no. He loves the Celtics five years, just plays where whoever drafts them jumps right
to the Celtics by age 24. We're waiting for him.
We're going to have the cap space ready. We got a new owner. Uh, come home,
come home, Cooper. You don't even have an NBA team yet. Come home to Boston.
I'm waiting for you.
I can't wait till they tell Cooper Flagg about bird rights.
And he's like, yeah, these are my bird rights.
I'm going to the Celtics.
Bird rights. The right move is to be Larry Bird.
But like, seriously, if you love the team that much,
would you want to play for them?
I always feel like, I don't know, I'm holding out hope.
Tate, if you could have played Div 1 college basketball,
you would have played at UNC.
Absolutely. 100%.
You would have gone to NC State.
You would have gone to UNC.
I would have gone to Carolina and I would have tampered
and every recruit on campus,
they would have had the best time they ever had.
I promise you that.
Andrew Wiggins would have been a Tar Heel.
I'm that dude.
This has been Tate's case for Steph for the last 10 years.
And Steph's now 37 and still on Golden State.
So I don't know.
I DM him on Twitter every once in a while, just like pictures of the Hornets and like,
this could be you hanging in the rafters.
Well, I wonder if, if Charlotte got flagged, it does kind of, you know, cause they're already
talking about the Warriors.
It's a two, three year plan here with the dream on Steph and Butler contracts.
So who knows maybe age 40 Steph comes to play with Lamello.
I would buy season tickets that night.
Yeah, Kate's moving back.
You're moving back if that happens.
I'm going back for the one season, the farewell tour for sure.
I was going to say, wasn't Donovan Klingon, he's a Celtics fan, right?
Didn't he like have some kind of fist pump moment in the draft room?
Because Klingon's mom and Kelly Flagg.
We're not turning on the Tik TOK camera for him.
Well, Kelly flag and Don McClink and his mom actually played together in college.
All right. I'm turning it back on. That sounds great.
Maybe the two of them together. Finally.
The four or five combo. I love it.
I'm with you on Duke though. It's been a while.
I mean, we've had fun, different versions of teams, but it's a team that, um, at
least has a little bit of the Florida late two thousands or I guess mid two
thousands feel where you're just like, man, all these guys are really good.
And they're kind of do right.
I mean, 2019 was Zion Reddish and RJ.
That was a team that probably should have won the national championship.
They lose the Michigan state 2022.
They're on a collision course to win the championship
on a wooden storyline for coach K.
They had to go up against Carolina.
They lose with Bancaro.
So it does feel like third time's the charm.
Like Cooper flag is kind of invaluable
as he goes on this run.
Like Palo there's a little bit of like
he's giving me the number one pick.
Who cares?
Zion sort of the same deal.
Plus there was the infighting of who gets the most shots
RJ or Zion.
This team, they don't care who gets the shots and neither does Cooper and they
win regardless. So I do feel like they're kind of the perfect version of a Duke
team.
Yeah. You think that 2019 team, it was more a collection of assets than a team.
Oh, it was horribly built.
Wasn't a team that made sense as a basketball team. The Duke team, you watch,
you're like, shit, all right, they need size.
Let's play flag and the seven, two guy together.
You know, they just seems like they have an answer
for everything.
I'm disappointed Caleb Foster isn't playing more
because I thought.
He's playing better defense, he's coming in.
They got him now as like a buying in,
just kind of the defensive X factor.
I know, he was such a good high school player though.
I'm keeping my stock with him, Kyle.
What do you got for your next one?
Well, I'm with you, I'm disappointed.
I'm also disappointed that Tate would say that Duke is due. I just,
my skin crawled when you said that.
That was ugly.
I mean, I'm trying to stop it.
He's scratching a cap and golf now.
There's this whole Tate golf thing happening.
I'm I, I appreciate that it's moving its way through the world.
You know,
and then because dad was like, just, we played golf with Tate today.
What in the hell?
I couldn't believe how good Tate was.
Maybe we need to do like a golf series with you Tate, where you just play golf with like famous NBA players.
Steph Curry.
Shoot it with like cool cameras.
How about we do Steph Curry and then I basically pitch him on the hornets the entire round.
Yeah, you play golf and you pitch weird things
to the players.
Yeah, it's an ambush.
I'm like an old assistant coach
with like the national letter of intent.
I'm just trying to get him to sign the paper.
I'm like, hey Steph, can you sign your scorecard?
But it's actually contract.
Carving contact paper.
Whoops, signed your rights over.
I like it.
All right, we'll pitch it.
What's your next one, Kyle?
This one is more of a, you know, Tate and I, we, we tried to get, you were talking about the St.
John's and the Arkansas game.
I try not to, I try to sort of put the, like a curtain over the unsavory parts
of the game, cause we want to market the best version of this.
This is more advice for the casual college basketball fan.
If you find yourself watching, we all know YouTube TV is just, it's all over the place.
It's the dominant way to watch these games now.
If you're not watching through the site, whatever.
But when you turn on a college basketball game,
my advice is to pause it for 10 to 15 minutes.
Go make yourself a drink, go make yourself a snack.
Maybe talk to your kids, you know,
do something productive and you start on your taxes.
I don't know what it is.
I like this. Go on a Reddit board and taxes. I don't know what I like this
Go on a reddit board and slam somebody you don't like it's 15 minutes. You can do that shit. Yeah, just go send
You have 15 minutes to kill yeah go for it do this because the college review system is just completely broken in a way That is awful. It's like getting a, it's just like getting a full body tattoo
with a, it's horrible, it's horrible.
So do that because once we get to that portion of the game,
they're going to be reviewing literally every single
out of bounds call.
They need to fix it.
So I want you guys to have a good time.
So just maybe have a snack break.
Just prepare yourself for that.
Pause the game so that you can skip right through
all that stuff.
This is my number one pet peeve in all sports now is this. I went to OKC Quipper Sunday night, and it was an awesome game.
It was so good, and it was super physical and athletic and really competitive.
And then all of a sudden the refs are like, you know what would be cool?
Let's just slow this down like four different times with long fucking reviews of nothing.
And the funniest thing is they're reviewing some things, but then other
things aren't reviewable, but are just as important to the game.
So it's like, Oh, I can't view that.
I missed it when it happened and we're not allowed to review that.
But, but let me spend 10 minutes on this.
I hate it.
I just hate it.
Nobody likes it.
When, why did we turn into a sport where they, we do stuff where no, nobody
likes something and they're like, let's double down twice as much. Yeah.
It's terrible. And Derek Thompson, when he was on,
he was talking about how like we've gotten too efficient.
And I agree with that wholeheartedly, the humanity of getting a call wrong.
I'm almost okay with now, you know what I mean?
I could just live with the fact that we got it wrong in the moment.
And it looked like it was off on this guy, but let's just play the game.
And if you're a coach now in college basketball,
you don't even take your time
out or you can take your timeouts early because you don't have to worry
about at the end of the game, you're going to get at least two or three
reviews, so you get free timeouts.
So it basically cheats the game for like the coaching aspect of timeouts too.
So it sucks on both sides of the coin.
I hate it.
The announcers are so terrible because they have no idea what to talk about.
They're just narrating the video that we've seen five times.
I don't know.
Maybe you can say it touched his tip there.
Let's bring in Sterator.
It's the worst content.
Like they should be bringing in like Shane Gillis and Bill Burr during the reviews to just do like three minutes of comedy.
That would be great.
Just roast them.
I have one I'm going to throw in with you guys because you did all yours.
The, uh, I'm, I think edge combs a really interesting moment right now.
Cause where do we have them?
Three in our draft guide.
Um, and I just feel like prospects in the NBA like that are like
quarterbacks in the NFL or like, I don't know, sugar standards.
He's probably like around 20.
And then the draft comes and the thing everybody wants the most is a quarterback.
And in the NBA, the thing you want most, unless you get somebody like flag,
the thing you want or, or somebody who's a dominant proven or offensive player.
Like those are the two things.
No brainer.
If you have a chance to get a Luca or flag, like you're just doing it.
The next thing you need beyond that are these awesome athletes, swingmen,
who can switch on everything
and who could potentially become a real offensive player.
I don't know what he's missing, so is there,
but what is he missing, Kyle?
He's just, a lot of the intangibles
that are kind of athleticism driven
are the things that you're gonna bank on in the short term,
and I think they're gonna keep him on the floor. The only thing that are missing are the things that you're going to bank on in the short term. And I think they're going to keep him on the floor.
The only thing that are, that are missing are the things like handling and shooting
the ball, which are not in bad places.
Like he's not one of these raw athletes that comes in that offers those things.
Uh, and then they're just a total disaster.
Like an officer Thompson, you're like, Oh, holy, holy shit.
I mean, he, his first year was like a generationally bad three
point shooting season.
He's smaller than those guys at like six, two ish, but he's like
a Victor Oladipo type athlete.
The big thing for him is half port athleticism.
He doesn't need to be out in open space to impact the game.
You know, he rebounds his position insanely well.
He gets a lot of half port dunks.
You hear people talk about that.
I think that the upside for him, even if he doesn't become a superstar,
he's going to be a really, really, cause he's, he's the best overall
explosive athlete in this, in this, in this class.
He has those moments.
Yeah.
Oh, good.
Well, I was just going to say, uh, the only other player I've had this happen
twice since I've been covering the draft that they tried such insane things with,
with, when they were trying to finish is him and John Moran.
I had a whole folder of places like I can't believe John tried to jump from
here to finish this play.
Ed's home is in that stratosphere of I'll try anything.
He's fearless and I, he's a smart player too.
He held his own with the, with the Bahamian national team.
Right.
So if he's six, eight, this is a no brainer.
He's the number two pick, but he's listed at six, five.
I went to the Cooper game Sunday night where Lou Dort, who's like literally six,
two and can guard everybody and every,
but like he guarded Jaylen Brown in the Celtics game who's six, eight,
like two 40 and he just completely locked them down. So I don't know.
I think he's, I think he's pretty interesting. All right, guys. Sometimes it's like tall versus wide. You know what I mean?
Like Lou Dorton is like, I'm wide.
So like, it doesn't matter if I'm tall.
He's like a tight end.
Any last prediction before we go?
What do you got, Tate?
Last one.
I think that Duke is going to win the national championship,
but watch out for Houston.
We did not talk about Houston.
Houston's a fun team.
Yana Santitucumpo adopted them under the guise
of Akim Olajuwon a few years ago,
and he went down to Houston. So like, I. Houston's a fun team. Giannis Antetokounmpo adopted them under the guise of Akim Olajuwon a few years ago
when he went down to Houston.
So like, I kind of liked the Houston MO.
They were Jordan Brand school.
So we didn't bring them up.
So if it's not Duke,
I think the Houston Cougars can stop them.
And they got a little bit of redemption last year.
They had their best player get hurt
in the tournament against Duke.
So watch out for Houston.
That would be my last thing.
What do you got, Kyle?
I love you had to bring up Jordan,
but you're so unbranded. You had to mention, why did you have to mention
that they're Jordan Brand? He's the GOAT. He's only the best player ever. You know,
sometimes you gotta do it. No, I was going to attack onto that on my oddities list. I
didn't mention Houston has a guy who has longest arms on earth, JoJo Tuggler. He's an undersized
five at the college level at like six, eight, six, nine, but he has an incredible plus wingspan.
You'll see him immediately if you watch the games, but man, they defend.
Holy moly.
Like if you, if you had to, you could just sell a workout trying to dribble the ball against Houston's defense.
Like it has to be exhausting to play them, but I agree with Tate.
They're, they're going to be a really tough out.
Any last prediction?
I'm, I'm kind of with him.
There is an inevitability about Duke right now that feels really strong.
I think Cal's going to make the final four.
That would be my prediction.
Ten to one on Fando.
I think the bracket is good for him.
I think it could happen.
So the most shocking thing would be Duke winning basically any round before the last game.
Okay.
I like it.
All right.
Look, look forward to continuing hearing and reading you guys following the
tournament, Tate, Cal Man Gritsy.
Thanks Bill.
Thanks.
All right.
Anthony Debundo is here.
We're going to talk MLB futures and a little bit of a gambling preview.
Before we do that, I heard you on Ring Her Gambling Show.
Can you tell my audience that thing you did on Ring Her Gambling Show about the
elite offenses in March Madness and why you thought that was part of the dominance
for this year so far?
Yeah.
I mean, so we saw a ton of favorites do really well.
And if you had looked through kind of the numbers of the field before the, when
the bracket first came out, the number one, two, three, four seeds, they were
all basically as strong as they've ever been.
And a lot of it had to do with the fact that offensive efficiency in college basketball is through the roof.
Basically better than it's been in the last decade or so.
And you know, we only have data for about 20 years on that from Ken Palm.
But basically there are 17 teams this year that have a 120 or above offensive efficiency according to Ken Pomeroy.
have a one 20 or above offensive efficiency, according to Ken Pomeroy last year.
So that's like for the, for the NBA, that's like calves Celtics kind of level
offensive efficiency, right?
And that normally would be like five to 10. You'd get like five or 10 elite offenses
and everybody else would just be good to great this year.
It's 17.
So I think that was the big thing that drove the first weekend.
And then you combine that with all of the underdogs and pretty much everybody shot the ball poorly from three the first weekend.
Yeah.
There were conspiracy theorying about the balls and the rims and whatnot.
But really it just, the math gets really hard to win as an underdog if you're facing these juggernaut offenses.
So you think it's just generationally, these guys are just all getting better at shooting threes?
Like what are the reasons the teams are just too loaded?
What would be your biggest reason?
I think some of it is there's kind of filter effects, right?
We've seen this in the NBA and you talk about this on your show.
The NBA is as good offensively as it's been ever.
And maybe the sport has been solved to a certain extent where rim and three and analytics because even the best teams now
Play this analytical style where it's rim and three shots
We're not going to take contested mid-range twos
And it used to be that the mid majors could get an edge if they were really smart about it
If they shot a lot of threes, but now everybody does it everybody has the rim and three style and they're doing it
Which is better athletes in these
high major schools.
And so I think it's harder now.
Like you look at a team like Alabama and you know, Nate Oates is running the ultimate math
ball down there and it's just really hard to beat a team like that or a team, you know,
like a, like a Duke who has elite shooters all over the floor and elite rim protectors
at the rim.
Good luck.
Any, uh, any sleepers or things you're looking at it?
Tate and Kyle were just on and were saying they liked Arkansas for
final four, 10 to one as a possible long shot bet.
Anything you were looking at for the next couple of rounds?
We joked on ringer gambling show.
Like I think Duke and Houston, like a parlay to win their region.
I really don't see anybody stopping us from getting a
semi-final of those two teams.
I think you could see more chaos on the other side.
Florida looked a little vulnerable.
I like Texas tech.
They were my final four pick from that region.
I still think they look great, but their best shooter, they keep saying he's
healthy and then not playing him.
And they, they're being very cagey about it.
Chance Macmillan.
So I don't know what to do with, with that region, but yeah, the sleepers is a
tough call this year, cause it just feels like we're going to get three or four
one seeds in the final four.
So Duke Houston plus 174 on Fandl right now. That's a fun one. I'm going to do that.
Okay. MLB starting. I mean, it started already. Now it's starting again.
They played these two games in Japan and they count.
And this time the Dodgers actually won both of them, but, um, where do you, we, I asked you to come up with five favorite bets as kind of a preview for,
uh, for the big season. ALNL doesn't really matter. So give me,
give me your first favorite MLB bet that you're looking at.
Well, I'm not going to beat the allegations that I'm playing to the home crowd
here, but are you buying in on the Red Sox?
Are you?
Like what do we need to do to get Bill bought in on Boston?
I'm getting excited.
Okay, let's hear the case.
So I think they're finally.
So there were some things happening under the hood with Boston over the last couple
years that make me think they're on the forefront of things with baseball and the way things
are trending.
So last year, the big story of baseball, or one of the bigger stories behind the scenes,
was that fastballs became unpopular relative to what they used to be. It used to be,
we want to hunt the guys with the best fastballs. We wanted them to throw as hard as they can
with the best stuff possible. And Boston said, what if we get a staff of guys and we focus on
sinkers and cutters and junk ballers? And so Boston kind of started a trend away from the fastball.
Exactly.
And baseball has kind of followed them a little bit on it.
That's an encouraging sign.
So they're on the forefront of something.
And then the other big thing is this whole Rafael Devers third base situation where he's
kind of a butcher over a third incredible bat, but he's been one of the worst defensive third baser in the league.
It's, it's a slow nudge.
We're just slowly nudging him through the DH spot.
Just being careful.
But they've been one of the worst defenses in baseball for the last three
seasons and last year got a little better this year with Bregman at third and
Devers at DHing second base was a hole for them defensively.
We're not officially saying that yet.
We're saying, oh no, Devers is still, we're just, we're trying to handle his ego carefully.
Right, and it is hard.
I mean, if I'm, you know, Devers' age, it's pretty early to get moved to DH.
And once you get moved to DH, you usually don't come back.
Especially because Boston already has a first base when they like in Casas.
So I think Boston improving defensively at a key position at third base, improving and
getting younger at second base, spending a ton of money slash trade capital to acquire
frontline pitchers so that they're not just reliant on these kinds of cutters.
Yeah, crochet seems like he crochets.
They've been out of their mind with how good he's been.
And that was a great trade.
You know, I think people are frustrated.
They weren't spending money, but, um, they ended up belatedly spending money on
Bregman, but the crochet thing seems like that might've been actually a great trade.
Right.
And now with the situation at the top of the division, with the Yankees kind of
taking on some water here, I think I like Boston over 86 and a half wins and to win
the American league East plus 270. I am buying now on Boston. And it's again, it's the little
things like, Hey, we're going to worry about defense. Hey, we're going to be ahead on this
pitching thing. The bullpen is still a little iffy, but I think from a rotation and
bats perspective, I think they might be the most well-rounded
team in this division.
So they're plus two 60 to win the, to, to win the AO East.
Um, I thought on Fandl there 90 win number is plus one 38,
which I thought was intriguing.
Um, I don't know why he just wouldn't bet the 86 and a half over that, but,
um, yeah, there's some, there's some positivity.
It's interesting, especially with some of the young guys that they, that they
were voted the best farm system in baseball.
Campbell's made the roster.
He's going to play that Rome and Anthony waiting.
And it feels like they have some, some moves maybe to do in June, July,
whether they wanted to trade for one more veteran moves maybe to do in June, July, whether they wanted
to trade for one more veteran or maybe even, you know, maybe, maybe you move Devers at
that point and try to flip him for another big money dude that plays a different position.
I don't know.
They're, they're way more interesting than they were.
Then stories back.
Tristan Casas was in the middle of a bit of a breakout before he got injured and ended
up missing most of the second half.
So another big bat power and patience in this lineup.
Bregman is such a true pro, a great vet who has a great eye.
There's discipline to this lineup.
And, you know, Jaren Durin went from couldn't see a fly ball when it was hit to him.
He just got lost and they would give up inside the park home runs to actually grading out as one of the best defensive players in the sport last year.
So it's been quite a turnaround and I think there's real things happening in Boston.
Yeah, we don't, the Dern thing, was it a one-year superstar fluke or is this just who he is now?
There's a lot of good storylines with them and, you know, the fact that the Yankees,
it looks like Arrow pointing down and then Baltimore Baltimore who I can't believe they have worse odds to win the division in Boston and see
my Baltimore is going to be a juggernaut for the rest of the decade.
So who knows?
Yeah.
Baltimore is best players starting the season on the I L they lost their best pitcher.
Yeah.
Not sure they're close.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's Baltimore is the kind of team where we look back and they're not there yet.
I'm not saying right off Baltimore, they still have a ton of young talent, but it feels like
they're in danger of not capitalizing on just how much young talent they have.
And that's where I'm a little concerned about them.
Like if you look at their rotation now on paper, with the injury to Grayson Rodriguez,
their ace, you're all of a sudden not sure how they get all of these great lineups out
in the American league.
The other case with that over under with the Red Sox is they really lost the
narrative in Boston the last few years and the Celtics just leapfrog them in the
biggest possible way. And there's still the huge hockey fan base.
Then Drake May shows up for the Pats and they, you know,
I just felt like it was heading the wrong direction.
And maybe this is their chance to, Oh, you, Oh,
you don't think we're still the Red Sox? And then they blow it up. All right. What's your next thing? felt like it was heading the wrong direction and maybe this is their chance to, oh, you
don't think we're still the Red Sox? And then they blow it up. All right. What's your next
thing?
What is that? What is what is you being back in on Boston look like for you? Like, are
you going to be watching games? Are you going to be checking in? I'm the season. Second
half of the season. When they traded for crochet, I got excited. I did because I was just like,
really, they don't give a shit about this team anymore and trying to make it better. And they did that.
The Bregman thing almost felt like, I think it was an overpay considering, you
know, what the production has been the last six years, but he's still a good
right-handed hitter who might be awesome in Fenway.
He's a pro.
Like I think he's been important for the leadership for them.
So I get it.
Did they overpay for him a little?
Probably.
Um, but it's, there's definitely a little,
the lineup has more balance
and it's gonna be fun to see how they integrate
the young guys.
So yeah.
Am I ready to jump back on the watching it every day
and watching what happens?
Bandwagon, I am.
I think I've officially licked my wounds
from the Mookie Betts trade
because the Luca trade made the Mookie Betts trade
seem like a walk in the park.
Like it's hard to even get mad anymore.
All right.
What's it?
What's your next bet?
All right.
So we're going to call them the bad good team who may have missed their window and it's
we're going to stay in the division.
Let's talk about the Yankees.
I took their under 90 and a half before the Cole injury.
I like their 88 and a half under even more after the coal injury. And
I get the idea that, hey, maybe it's become a little too trendy. Everybody's saying this
could be a down year for the Yankees. I just pulled up the athletics season predictions
and like two people on their staff picked the Yankees to win the American League. So
maybe we forgot that they were the best team last year. But I think they really come back
to the pack and I pulled up their stats. They had five above average hitters last year, but I think they've really come back to the pack and I pulled up their stats. They had five above average hitters last year. Most of the summer, it was kind of just Soto
and Judge, Soto and Judge and Stanton sometimes, but Gleyber Torres is gone. He was a productive
player for them, despite the fan base's ire. Juan Soto is a force multiplier of a loss.
Stanton's already hurt. Cole's already hurt. Done for the year. Rookie of the year, Luis Heal.
He is going to miss.
He's on the 60 day IL.
He's got an issue.
Clark Schmidt comes down with a shoulder problem.
And now you're looking around and this roster is very, very thin in an American league that's very, very deep with above average to competitive teams.
There's no, there's no elite teams.
My only power rankings, the top five are all national league this year. Yeah. deep with above average to competitive teams. There's no, there's no elite teams.
My only power rankings, the top five are all national league this year.
Yeah.
That there's a lot of teams between like six and 15.
And I kind of think the Yankees are just one of those teams in that mix this year.
Well, I'm in that crazy ale keeper league with my friend Henshigan and we had Ben Rice for $5 trying to decide, Oh,
is this, he might actually get a batch.
Should we, let's, let's at least do the process and look at them.
And it's like, he's starting against righties for the Yankees.
The guy hit like 180 last year.
So that, that was the first time I was like, Oh man, this, uh, where,
where is this going?
Like Marcus Stroman's actually gonna, gonna start for them and, and're gonna try to get like 180 innings at him?
I don't know.
It seems like a transition year potentially.
And I gotta be honest, nothing would make me happier
because I get to torture Jaco and JJ
and the other Yankees, fans of my life.
JJ doesn't seem too confident.
We talk off air a lot about this.
No, he does not.
And he's not feeling too confident about the season.
He's not happy.
But how could you be?
It reminds me a little of...
Remember the Cowboys, April, May, June, when all of us were like,
wow, that over-under is way too high.
I don't think they're going to be very good.
And then they actually had to move the over-under down.
And then we got toward the season and people tried to start talking themselves back into them.
And it's like, I don't know, man, I don't not seeing it.
And then they weren't good.
It feels a little like that.
That's actually exactly what I did, where I was like, I don't know about Dallas
this year, and then it got so low.
I was like, are we sure they're this bad?
And it turns out they were.
And there are parallels.
I mean, I mean, Dak going down for two thirds of the season didn't help, but
it's like a lot of stars and then a lot of just We're not so sure about the depth on this roster
And you know they tried to plug the Soto loss as best as they could Cody Bellinger is a fine player
Devin Williams is an elite closer Max Freed's a very good starting pitcher
but like the net net is a pretty big loss and the thing you know Soto as
Protection for judge the story was always we can't protect judge in this lineup.
And so Soto was always on base.
It's a major reason why Judge led the league in RBI last year.
Yeah.
And I think Alonzo, Pete Alonzo in New York has a chance to do it this year
just solely because he's going to hit third behind Juan Soto and Lindor.
So I think the Yankees are, you know, an 85, 86 wild card team this year.
I don't see them winning this division.
I think the Orioles are better and I think the Red Sox are better.
That sounds great.
I love how we started this.
All right, you have three more.
All right, we're going to go with the good bad team.
They don't have a city officially, but I'm calling them the Sacramento A's.
Over 71 and a half.
They're just the athletics this year.
Over 71 and a half.
They're the good bad team. Yeah. I really like the athletics this year. Over 71 and a half. They're the good, bad team.
Wow.
Yeah. I really like the A's.
And it sounds crazy.
You're like, you know, this team was an embarrassment two years ago.
The ownership is an embarrassment.
What they did to Oakland is a joke.
But in terms of the actual on the field product, I'm kind of buying in.
And they were a 500 team after the deadline last year.
They got multiple breakouts from guys like JJ Bleday and Lawrence Butler, who
kind of came out of nowhere and put together really impressive seasons.
Brent Rooker's the best hitter in baseball that the casual fan doesn't know about.
And the other part of this offense that I'm excited about, they're moving out of
Oakland, which was a terrible park for hitters.
And now in Sacramento, it's just an average park.
You know, it's not like they're going to not have home fans, like the fan base, whatever.
And I think this is an above average lineup.
In fact, in my power rankings,
I put offensive ranking in each blurb.
I have A's 13th this season.
I think they're a real offense
that could slug their way to a 500 record.
Would you think plus 350 for the A's
to win 80 plus games on Fandol?
Does that insure you at all?
It kind of does.
And I'll give you a player for your AL breakout team, your keeper team, Tyler Soderstrom.
He might already be owned, but he last season in about 200 played appearances showed everything that you want to see in a potential future slugger.
Patience, power, really impressive, like barrel rates
and such. So he was an above average hitter at age 23 in 200 of bats with the A's who
were not a competitive team. Those are the kind of guys that could power this offense.
And to their credit, they did spend money. They went out and bought Luis Severino and
Jeffrey Springs to give themselves like a real floor as a pitching rotation. And so
now I think they're not going to be a true dumpster fire like they've been the last couple of years.
The whole thing where they dropped their first name is almost unparalleled.
I can't remember anything remotely like that before.
Even when you look at them on the different betting odds.
Yeah, it just says athletics. Yeah, you're right. It's like Washington football team.
Which they should have kept. It was pretty funny.
Yeah. All right. What's your next one? I like that. I like all three of these so far.
All right. Next one. I'm going back to my tried and true. There was a brief pause last season.
We took a break while Atlanta's entire team was injured. But the Atlanta Braves, not just to win
the NL East, which I think they're down to like plus 110, 120, but to also get a first round buy,
which is at plus 160 at FanDuel.
And you can bet on that?
I didn't even notice that one.
First round buy betting?
Wow.
You're waiting six months to find out if you got to buy?
That sounds great.
I'm doing that.
There's such an imbalance in baseball,
especially in the national league,
not as much in the American league,
but basically the five best teams, six honestly with the National League, not as much in the American League, but basically the five best teams,
six honestly with the Padres,
the Diamondbacks, the Dodgers, the Padres,
Phillies, the Mets and the Braves all play in the West and the East divisions. The Central is kind of,
we'll say, mediocre. We'll say that. And so basically since basically since major league baseball changed the format to
We're going to have six teams and we're going to give out two buys like the old football format used to be
The top two division winners get the buys all three years in the national league
It's been whoever wins the east and whoever wins the west because to win those divisions
You need to win 95 games and there's just no way that the central teams can get there
So I kind of see it as the same bet.
Maybe the Cubs or the Brewers or the Cardinals come out of nowhere and win 95 games.
That would really shock me.
But it feels like whoever wins the East and whoever then probably the Dodgers in the West
will just be the two teams that get the buy.
So plus 160 on Atlanta is is where I go on that.
And I think we're getting a bit of a discount on the Braves.
I mean, I love this division. It's gonna be so much fun. I've got my Phillies, of course
and Mets who I would never bet on but
Striders coming back. Yeah, that's your swelling Bach is a dark horse. I young candidate
He's down to 25 to 1 but he's basically been he was a top 10 pitcher in the league from July onward
and so I'm in on the Braves as kind of the don't forget about us team because
They're the only team I can really see
Going seven games with the Dodgers and actually seeing a path to them beating the Dodgers
If everybody's healthy like you know, you could it's baseball right anything could happen
But to actually beat the Dodgers and to say that team I would go to war with,
they're the only team I kind of see doing it right now.
Do the Dodgers to win a record 117 plus regular season games at plus 630 intrigue you at all?
That's a lot of wins, man. You don't only have to have 45 losses.
There I already have two. two wins in the bank.
There you go.
Right.
I can't see it.
I mean, have you seen the stuff about Mookie Betts?
What happened?
He's lost.
Oh, the weight loss.
Yeah.
He had some weird virus.
What's wrong with him?
Yeah.
He like can't keep food down.
He made the trip to Tokyo, but didn't play.
And there's a lot of weird things happening with him and Freddie Freeman
Yeah, Freddie's got this elbow thing and he's you know, he didn't play the the series either
They still won without them. So I guess you know who needs him, but they do need them, right?
And this lineup is older. So if you wanted to kind of make the Zag Case against the Dodgers
They were the oldest lineup in baseball last year. They're not getting younger with their current core
oldest lineup in baseball last year.
They're not getting younger with their current core.
Uh, but yeah, the pitching is so deep that they could, they could withstand a couple injuries.
It's insane.
And that I gotta say the Dodger fans.
I've always liked them.
I always got along with them.
I always thought they had a great fan base.
Little cocky lately.
I'm not going to lie.
Little cocky.
I've had to, I was with the Dodger fan recently and I had to remind, he was talking about
two World Series this decade.
I was like, that first one doesn't count.
Nobody's counting that.
Nobody's counting that.
It's a fake World Series.
It's got seven asterisks next to it.
And you won the one in 81.
That was the strike season.
Like you have two asterisks titles.
Settle down.
Well, the one thing is the problem with the Dodgers has always been they go 162.
They're the best team, but then they kind of run out of gas.
And in that season, that 2020 season, they didn't have to go the full 162.
It was only 60 games.
And so they had they were they was as healthy as they've ever been going into the playoffs.
This year, they do have a lot of risky bets with their pitching.
I mean, yeah, Suzuki is awesome, but there's already some arm concerns with him.
Tyler Glass now one of my favorite pitchers on earth, but, you know, for like
three months here and then Blake Snell is hit or miss every year.
Who knows? Right.
So but if you have all of these bets on all of these guys, your odds are you'll
just have three of them for the playoffs and then you have three of the top pitchers in the sport in the
playoffs so I
And they're the sneaky thing and this is where they deserve a lot of credit more credit than they get
They find these bargain bin prospects and turn them into great middle relievers and to set up guys and they pull guys out of
Obscurity and yeah pitch to a two five e ra in the playoffs and you're like, who's that guy? Oh, he throws 97. Oh, yeah
Oh that guy's 99. Oh, he's throwing 101
I mean you never heard of them right and that's how that's how they make it work where yes
they have the biggest payroll and yes, they have Otani and yes, they you know are the best team in the league, but
They also have a good farm and they have a good player development too
Plus 135 to win the NL on Fandl and it feels suspicious to me.
I thought it was going to be a minus odds and it was like plus 135.
Hmm. What do they know?
And then in the American League, the Red Sox have the third best odds right now.
They're eight to one.
So people have, I think, been banging them.
Second best odds to make the playoffs in the American League as well one thing, you know like plus 135
Even if the dot the Dodgers could go 120 and 42 they could break the record for the best team ever
They're still gonna have to play a five game series with a very good team
Probably like a Phillies or a Mets or a Diamondbacks in the first round of the playoffs so they could end up
You know like last year they were down to one and when Dave Roberts came up and said we have a bullpen game in game
For every Dodgers fan before they got cocky because they won the World Series every Dodgers fan was like that's it
Seasons over like you know
I know Joe me tweeted the the video of the guy playing the trumpet at the funeral
Like this is over for the Dodgers when they were down to one
of the Padres and you know, the San Diego ended up losing that series and they
played an incredible game five, but the margins are still so small in these
baseball playoffs, especially with all these good teams in the national league.
You made me think of something before we get to your last bet.
So how so is does he calls it the Mahomes layaway plan MVP bet.
We're just bedded every year and it's going to hit some years and same thing with
the Sal does it with the chiefs.
Like just bet the chiefs to win the super bowl every year.
Just do it now.
It's going to hit every other year, two out of every three years.
And just have these things you can bet on the NFL and know you're
probably going to be in the mix.
Is there anything like that with baseball this year or anything this decade other than the Dodgers?
Is there anything else you would even put? Any player, any home run total, anything?
Well, it's funny because Shohei Otani is plus 145 to win the MVP.
I have never seen a player this low to win MVP.
And the thing was like last year, I remember coming into the season and people were texting
me like, why is Otani's MVP odds so low?
I was like, well, he's not pitching this year.
He would need to do something truly insane as a hitter.
And he did win the MVP.
So I wouldn't bet him because voters are going to say, well, if he hit me pitched last year
and we gave him MVP and now he's not pitching, we can't give him MVP this year.
And then he went and did something historic that like had never been done in the history
of baseball with the 50-50 and
He won MVP going away. So I I'm done trying to pretend to be like well actually with a Tony
So if he plays a hundred and sixty two gay if he plays, you know the full season 140 whatever games
and
He pitches at a competent level
and he hits at the level we've seen him hit at,
how does he not win?
How do you beat him?
That's a good point.
I don't think voter fatigue is a thing yet
because we're still so in awe of what Ohtani is doing.
It's not like a LeBron situation where he's the best player,
but they're all kind of doing the same things.
Ohtani is doing something that nobody else does.
So how do you put how do you like get tired of that?
I can't. I watch Dodgers games every time he pitches.
I'm just amazed by so it is plus five fifty.
That would be the only other one I could even think of.
If he just became Mr.
Met this year and became the most popular,
you know, player in the city, basically, That's the only thing I could think of.
What's your last bet?
My last bet is my favorite bet.
Oh, my favorite dark horse.
And it's the, don't forget about us.
Arizona diamond backs to make the playoffs are minus one 20.
They're, they're probably my favorite world series, quote unquote long shot this year.
They're the ultimate post hype because two years ago, they made this
miracle run to the world series out of nowhere. Nobody saw them coming and then
there were expectations last year. Yeah. You know there's only so much you can do
in terms of expectations because you have the Dodgers in your division and
that makes it really hard to win the division because they're not better than
the Dodgers over 162. Yeah. But all you've heard off season is Dodgers this, Dodgers that, Dodgers this.
Arizona scored the most runs in baseball last year.
They added Corbin Burns.
They improved their bullpen, which was the reason they didn't make the playoffs last
year.
People forget there was that whole insane final day of the regular season, saw plot
type event with the Mets and the Braves where both teams had to split to get in the playoffs. But if one team won both games, that it would have been Arizona
that got in the playoffs. The only reason that happened was because Arizona lost five of their
last seven games in the final week, they completely choked their bullpen imploded and they fell apart.
This is the best roster they've had. And they have 2023 rookie of the year,
Corbin Carroll, who had a terrible sophomore slump first half of the season, and then played
at an MVP level in the second half. A non-Otani MVP level in the second half of the season.
So, you know, Carroll breakout, you know, big time third season for him could take a leap.
Great pitching, they improved the bullpen. I think the snakes, the snakes are alive to make the playoffs and maybe pull an upset
or two in the playoffs as well.
So we got, I'm looking at, what do we have for a win total for them?
Is it probably 86 and a half plus one 48 for them to win 90 plus games?
Yeah, I like it.
Okay. Yeah, this like it. Okay.
Yeah, this makes for my team this year.
Who's winning Champions League?
Barcelona was my pick.
We did Paul Carr, Steve Cerruti and I, we did our bracket and we have a little draft
going and I picked Barcelona.
Omini Amal is the coolest story in the soccer world right now.
And he's just dominating.
And there's parallels to a young Messi.
And just unbelievable what he did in the round of 16 against Benfica.
He completely tore apart a very competent team by himself for the first two goals.
And you're just like, what are you supposed to do?
And he did it for Spain at age 16 this summer and led them to the Euros.
He was the, quite frankly, the best player at the tournament.
So what he's doing for them, we'll see if they play any defense, but what he's doing
is unbelievable.
And plus 320 and Fandl.
Yeah.
Barcelona.
All right.
We've never, we've never had a Barca Rial final and we could get one.
Real Madrid and Barcelona are looking good at the moment.
Who's the Colts quarterback next year?
Anthony Richardson.
Look, she'll came on here and said the most I like had to take my
AirPods out and think for a second.
I was so upset trading Anthony Richardson to Pittsburgh.
Uh, I'm not giving up yet.
I will be the last person on Richardson Island.
They will, they will like, don't will be the last person on Richardson Island. They will like have to like spray chemicals on top of it.
Don't get too close to him on Richardson Island.
You might get hit by a ball that goes over some football that goes over somebody's head.
Be careful.
That's fine.
Keep your head on a swivel.
I'm the last man standing.
I'll be there and maybe we'll get some people to join us.
Can't they just have him work on just, here's a 20 yard pass.
Just, there's that guy over there.
Can't you just throw it to where the guy is?
Well, he's working this off season with the guy who fixed Josh Allen's mechanics.
Oh, great.
So, we've got some optimism.
He's fully healthy.
People forget.
He was a rookie.
He played like five games and he was hurt.
And then he didn't get a regular off season because he was hurt.
So, this is his first full off season.
I'm treating this like his year two.
So I like that showing improvement.
Stock is low.
I like this.
He's got like Danny dimes competition.
Yeah.
Danny dimes.
Yeah.
Great.
All right.
Good to see you, Debundo.
Absolutely.
Thanks for having me.
All right.
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