The Bill Simmons Podcast - The 25 Most Intriguing NBA Playoff Guys With Zach Lowe

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by Zach Lowe to discuss some NBA happenings that occurred during Zach’s podcast hiatus, including the Luka trade, the Suns, 76ers, and Mavericks’ disappointin...g season, and more (2:31). Then they talk about Monday’s Rockets-Lakers game (29:44) and discuss the 25 most intriguing characters heading into the NBA playoffs (40:46). Host: Bill Simmons Guest: Zach Lowe Producers: Kyle Crichton and Chia Hao Tat The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening to the Bill Simmons podcast presented by Fandle. Fandle has made it easier than ever to see how your bets are doing without even opening the app. Now you can get the latest updates, follow along in real time directly from your phone's lock screen. Yeah, or Apple Watch. No login required. Just head to your My Bets page to turn it on. If you don't already have it, download the Fandle Sportsbook app today to get in on the action. The ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available and listen to the end of this episode for additional details. You must be 21 plus
Starting point is 00:00:37 and president select states. Gamma problem call 1-800-GAMBA or visit rg-help.com. The NFL draft is in four weeks. Don't forget to listen to Todd McShay show or subscribe to his newsletter because he has some great, great, great draft stuff. Check it out. We're also brought to you by the Ringer Podcast Network. Put up a new rewatchables last night. It was Good Will Hunting, the episode that we did live
Starting point is 00:00:59 in Boston last Thursday at House of Blues. So much fun. You can watch that on the Ringer Movies YouTube channel as well. Prestige TV pod. I did White Lotus episode seven recap for that. And that is on the Ringer Dash TV YouTube channel, as well as a video podcast on Spotify. We've been putting a ton of video pods up on Spotify, including today's guest, Zach Lowe. We announced late Sunday night that he is going to be joining the ringer and Spotify. He launched the Zach Lowe show, which you can subscribe to on Spotify or wherever you
Starting point is 00:01:32 get your podcast. It's going to be a video podcast twice a week, Mondays, Thursdays, maybe a couple other stunt special pods episodes during the course of the playoffs. Who knows? Writing as TBD. We talked about that, uh, when he comes on here in a little bit, we want to do a big gimmick for Zach's return pod. He has not done a podcast since, um, I think beginning of October, something like that, so he had a lot of takes to get off and, uh, and I had a blast.
Starting point is 00:02:00 We went for two hours. It's super fun. Zach Lowe is back. He's here coming up first. our friends from ProJib. All right, my old friend, Zach Lowe is here. He is joining the ringer and Spotify. We're back, baby. We launched the podcast that is called The Zach Lowe Show. It's going to be Monday next week.
Starting point is 00:02:43 There's a YouTube channel that's already up and you're going to be doing a bunch of stuff for us and I couldn't be more excited about it. This is a great week. Great to see you. It's good to see you too. Uh, and yeah, new name, new show, new graphics, new everything. And I've been paying attention to the NBA season as I normally would have, even though I didn't have a job, I've been watching probably even more than usual.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Cause I've had no other work to do. I've been meeting people in the city when they've coming in. I've traveled to some places. So I've kept my finger on the pulse in preparation for a potential in season return, which is now imminent. Yeah. I was, I was worried you might just sit out the whole year and that, and we wouldn't get you for the awards, the playoffs, anything, but I think to me, the catalyst was the Luca trade.
Starting point is 00:03:28 That was the moment where you were like, Oh my God, I need a platform. Give me a platform right now. So I was asleep when that happened because I don't have a job. And so I didn't have to be up at 12 30 in the morning or 12 15 in the morning. I woke up the next day and obviously my phone is just, there's a million notifications that I didn't even look at. I was like, I guess Jimmy Butler got traded overnight. I guess that finally happened.
Starting point is 00:03:48 And then like eight more minutes passed and I looked, I was like, Oh my God. And then I still, I still, I mean, we're going to talk about the Lakers a lot. And I watched their game against the Rockets last night. One of my buddies, Nathan is a huge Rockets fan. I went over and watched with him and we're almost two months out. And I'm like, I just can't even believe that he's on their team. And having been to a Lakers game recently, like they can't even believe that he's on their team. It's insane.
Starting point is 00:04:13 No. And it's, I feel the same way. Every time I watch them, there's three or four moments where I just kind of step out of the watching experience and go, how did this happen? How did we let this happen? How did we let this happen to the Lakers? What were some of the other big things that, you know, you were gone for four fifths of the season. What were some of the other stuff you wished, oh man, I wish I had a column or oh man,
Starting point is 00:04:37 I wish I had a podcast. I would love to chime in on this. What were some of the big stories? Well, let's see. I got laid off on a Wednesday. I flew back on a Thursday. I had several friends meet me at my house along with my wife with alcohol and, uh, two or three drinks into that night.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Carl Anthony Towns got traded to the Knicks in what I would rate as like a top 10 most interesting trade that has happened in the 15 plus years I've covered the NBA. And we were just laughing at the, the fortune of like, what, what timing, like you don't see a lot of trades of that magnitude right before the season starts. Um, so that was one just, I mean, the all time, we'll never have a perfect storm of disaster seasons like we've had in Phoenix, Philadelphia, and Dallas. Like it's just incomprehensible how badly all of those things have gone and all in totally different ways.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Some self-inflicted, others not. And I just think, you know, I'm just looking at the standings, the jog of my memory. I mean, the excellence of the calves and the thunder would have been really fun to talk about all year. Um, and I, I still, you know, some, some outlets, including Spotify ringer accepted, I still don't think those teams have been talked enough about enough. I mean, the thunder are 63 and 12 with like the greatest net
Starting point is 00:06:01 rating in the history of basketball. Um, and I just, you know, so many interesting storylines like, Oh, here comes the, here comes the Chet Hartenstein combination. How's that going to work? How's Caruso fitting enough to bench the Cavs and Kenny Atkinson reworking their offense and Donovan Mitchell being sold on a lesser role. And you and me both. We're going to be wrong a lot.
Starting point is 00:06:21 One of the things we've both been right on is amid all the, maybe Evan Mobley is a bit overhyped. Maybe he's like, he's like, you know, whoever bad big man 2.0, I won't name any names. We were like, no, we're keeping the stock. This guy's going to be awesome. And he's been awesome. And he's been awesome. Not in the way that people necessarily like the, the low hanging fruit with him was,
Starting point is 00:06:43 well, he's just got to shoot a lot of threes and make more threes and the cabs were like, you can shoot some more threes and it would be helpful, but how about we redesign our offense enable you as a passer and how about you just beat the hell out of people inside and get super aggressive and physical and it's really worked and I just, those, those things jump out. Sorry, you asked an open ended question. I haven't talked into a microphone in a long time. I got a lot of takes.
Starting point is 00:07:06 There was a lot of stuff to work with there. Now, I think Mobley and Tatum are in the finals of... Oh, I didn't realize you were kind of a bully deep down. Both of those guys, I think, have asserted themselves in ways that we always wondered, is it in there? And Tatum, who's been awesome, right? He's been one of the top three or four players in the league for most of the decade. Top five, whatever rankings you wanna do.
Starting point is 00:07:29 But he's in there, he's first team all-in-BA multiple times. There was that small piece of like, does he really wanna stick it to the other team? Does he wanna eviscerate the guy he's going against? Does he wanna send a message? Does he wanna bully somebody? Does he wanna take offense to how he's being defended?
Starting point is 00:07:46 And I don't know whether it was, you know, not winning the awards during the championship season last year or what happened in the Olympics or just age, the fact that he's 27. But I personally see a little bit of an edge to him that I don't think was there last year. And I think it's really helped the Celtics team. You look at like, I think they're 15 and one
Starting point is 00:08:05 in their last 16 playing for nothing. They're the two seed. They've been the two seed forever. But there's an edge to them now. And they go on the road. I feel like they have that little swagger that I think you need on a back to back team. I think he's a big reason for it.
Starting point is 00:08:18 And then Moby, same thing. Like just seems like he's not a pushover anymore. Anybody else in that group with those two that dug down and found something that, uh, you were surprised by as a team or as individual players? Individuals. Um, you're, you're springing this one on me. Is, is, well, you know, I was going to do that. I guess Reeves would be another one, right?
Starting point is 00:08:43 That had a little more in there than maybe we were expecting. Yeah, I don't want to spoil our coming talk. Our gimmick. Reeves is going to make an All-Star team at some point, if not multiple All-Star teams. Reeves is very, very good. I've been impressed until, you know, it's been a little rocky the last couple of weeks, but I like at least offensively how cat has attacked his season in New York. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Um, I was a Cade stockholder. I actually think Cade's level of improvement has been maybe a little overblown, but he's been awesome and he's probably going to make an all NBA team this year. That's been fun to watch. And I know that you are just, I've listened enough to know that you just enjoy the fact that the Pistons want to fight everybody every night and including a potentially very dangerous one in Minnesota the other night involving all the usual, like round up
Starting point is 00:09:31 the usual suspects and here we are. So those are some, the fight in Brooklyn nets were fun for a minute. The Clippers, we're going to talk about the Clippers. If you had told me the Clippers are going to be 43 and 32 in this four team morass for five to eight with Kawhi having played less than half the season. And look on a lot of nights like, Oh, like, is this a, do I, do I gotta like get back into this again? Like, am I going to fall for the, the, not fall for it, but that, like, I
Starting point is 00:10:04 don't see Ty Lue's name coming up a lot in coach of the year and I think that he at least should be like in the, in the third place, second place talk. Yeah. Well, I, I, you know, I w when I went to that Kuiper OKC game last week and I was watching the intensity and the physicality of it and it kind of helped frame where my brain was for the playoffs because I feel like whatever competitiveness I was watching that game and how high level it was.
Starting point is 00:10:32 So I left the game and I'm driving home and I'm like, how many teams could actually get to that? And it's interesting that the Clippers are one of the teams, right? We don't know what's gonna happen with the West. Like Memphis is still in the middle of the pack in the playoff thing, but they might be the eight seed by the time we happen with the West. Like Memphis is still in the middle of the pack and the playoff thing, but they might be the eighth seed by the time we actually finished the season.
Starting point is 00:10:47 There's going to be, it's going to be roulette left and right. But I see a team like Minnesota and I think like fundamentally they could get to what I watched in that game, right? Intensity, competitiveness, defense, switching, um, physicality. I think the Warriors might be able to get there as weird as it sounds with how late they've gotten in the season. The question for me is the Lakers because they're big and we went to the Laker game together last week. They're missing a rim protector.
Starting point is 00:11:14 LeBron has to rebound, I think a little more than maybe he's ever had as a burden in his career and same for Luca. Like they're going to have to patch some stuff together, but ultimately it's a pretty physical team and kind of a different way. Um, do you think they have that in them that when we're talking about intensity, competitiveness, the defense, the banging, we saw it last night. It seems like they do, but I'm a little suspicious just because of how much of the load is on a 40 year old LeBron. Um, I think that's fair.
Starting point is 00:11:45 They're actually, they've actually been outscored with LeBron, Luca and Reeves all on the floor together. And yet by the, and that's mostly cause of defense. I think all those guys are bought in to the right kind of style on offense. I've talked to some of their coaches about it. They're like very, very excited by some of the off ball stuff, by some of the motion that those guys have bought into. And I do, I do, I mean, three to four series is going to be hard for a team
Starting point is 00:12:11 with a 40 year old and once you get by the first round, it's every other day, relentlessly the whole way, but they have a level at least for an isolated period of time, maybe not six weeks, eight weeks, but I wouldn't count it out either. But they have a level. period of time, maybe not six weeks, eight weeks, but I wouldn't count it out either, but they have a level. I'm a believer. Like they're, they're a strange team because they're huge. Like they sometimes play three, they basically start three power forwards in a center.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Sometimes when they take the center out, they basically replace him with another power forward. Two of the power forward size guys are two of the five greatest passers in recent, if not all time history of the NBA. Hachimurra has been great for them. Vincent has been great in the last month. Finney Smith has been great. Their non-center lineups have been tough to deal with. And they just have those two nasty Terminator passing
Starting point is 00:12:59 chess master dudes at the top of it. Like I wouldn't want to, they beat the Rockets last night and like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to play them. I would think hard about picking them over essentially any team, but the Thunder in the playoffs. And I don't think the Thunder loved that matchup either and have not loved that matchup. And by the way, you mentioned LeBron. A lot of concern about, you know, his up and down plays since he came back from another injury. A couple, a couple of games where like the double digit streak seemed to be in semi-Jeopardy. And I think that's where the, you know, the, the down plays since he came back from another injury. Yeah. Couple, a couple of games where like the double digit streak seemed to be in semi jeopardy for a hot second.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Um, I like all fair fine. A he's 40 B. Like. Remember he guarded Jokic in the playoffs a couple of years ago and guarded him pretty well and it was like a six or eight minute stretch and that's like all they could ask of him last night. JJ Reddick can go to this minute stretch. And that's like all they could ask of him. Last night, JJ Reddick can go to this 40 year old dude and be like, we just need you to guard Shen Gun for maybe the entire game.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Can you, can you go do it? And he's like, yeah, I'll bang, I'll bang with them the whole game. Like that's deserves a lot of credit for that. Yeah. And the thing that jumped out to me, seeing them a couple of times in person recently is athletically, he doesn't. Yeah. I remember there was a moment with Karl Malone
Starting point is 00:14:07 in the early 2000s where he still looked like Karl Malone, his hair was going, but physically he was about as imposing. But athletically there was just some slip and you could feel it. And you could feel that when Jordan was on the Wizards. Now granted, it was a different era, they have way better ways to stay at the top physically now. But you could see like, oh, he's losing this, he's losing that.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Lebron had these moments where it's like, this guy looks athletically as devastating as he was 10 years ago. He had that block last night in the Houston game where he was up and he read it and it was like, you know, it wasn't a chase down block, but it was half court, but he was up in the air. I was like, all right. Uh, yeah, I think round one is going to be a little easier for them with all the breaks round two is where round two is the separate the men's from the men from the boys round. And that's where the teams with the bench, like Cleveland and OKC in Boston.
Starting point is 00:14:58 It's such an advantage. I mean, he's playing every other day. If one day eight, if, if the play, if the, if the seven and eight seeds come out of this group of Clippers, Minnesota warriors, Grizzlies that are all jostling for those places and one of the Dallas Sacramento Phoenix brigade of losers does not like somehow sneak in to one of those spots, every round one series is going to be a battle featuring a team that you could talk yourself into winning other than maybe Memphis, the way Memphis is sliding right now, but they
Starting point is 00:15:31 have an upside that's pretty high too. And by the way, can we just say before we get to it, cause I don't know how much time we're going to talk about them. How embarrassing is it that the Phoenix Suns cannot catch for, either the Kings who can't beat anybody right now or the Mavericks who finally got some of their players back, but have largely had like no players and the Suns still can't catch them. And I know you and Rosilla have talked about how pathetic they've looked defensively in a lot of games, how disengaged they've been.
Starting point is 00:15:59 But like these teams are begging, begging to become, these teams have been the equivalent of Eastern conference play in teams for like a month, which is a horrible insult to Levy at any Western conference team. And the sons are like, we still can't catch it. We can't catch it. And they've had, if you kept a list, the expanded standings had a list of, wow, you just didn't care tonight.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Games other than the lottery teams and the teams that are tanking Phoenix would easily be the number one. I mean, how many, how, speaking of that, how many, how many emails did the league send? Danny Ainge before they finally had to find the jazz. One of the great parlor games of the season has been looking at the jazz box score every night and being like, all right, so who didn't play and yesterday was Walter Kessler Walker Kessler DNP returned to conditioning Lowry mark is Lowry market and dead did John Collins on a beach and in in Mexico somewhere like so Embarrassing the jazz that they're all the Raptors have been embarrassing for the past month like hey
Starting point is 00:17:02 We're second plenty of our guys in the second half of any close game. The jazz had been embarrassing the entire year and Phoenix has somehow been more embarrassing than the jazz relative to the expectations. Yeah. I got a lot of takes. I haven't talked to do a microphone. I haven't been able to make fun of the 26 teams would trade front. We trade places with us.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Matt ish via statement. That's going to be in Springfield one day. That was the best. 26 Euroleague teams? 26, which teams? I think he just meant all the teams. Even college, G League, Europe, doesn't matter. Yeah, the Phoenix and Philly,
Starting point is 00:17:43 I think it's been a really, really crazy, weird season. But I think when you see all of these teams that are either falling apart down the stretch, throwing away second halves, resting guys, or sitting guys out for the season with fake injuries, like foot contusion, back, back stiffness. Like we're, we're, we've never been better at fake injuries. This is another case for me that we should be at 70 games. Why do we need this extra month of 12 teams not giving a shit? How shocked were you when Zion got shut down for the season the other day?
Starting point is 00:18:13 Like just like, like, was it the equivalent of the Luca trade level of shock that the Pelicans had to shut down Zion for the season? I was amazed. He played 30 games and then they had the list of all the games he's played. I mean, when you look at the Zion and Jah, that combo and that draft and how few those guys have actually been, how few times those guys have actually been available in games, pretty incredible for how much time we spent talking about that lottery coming up, how important it was, how transformative
Starting point is 00:18:40 it could be, and then, you know, those guys could stay on the court. That's why Alden talk about what happened with Taylor Jenkins, you know, you know, those guys could stay in the court. That's why all to talk about what happened with Taylor Jenkins, you know, what, what happened with Noah LaRoche, what happened with Isalo, this, this, this Finnish coach that they've hired and now promoted. Why now? Why was nine games left? Oh, they're sliding. They can't beat any, any good teams.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Their record against above 500 teams is terrible. They had expectations, blah, blah. It shouldn't be the sixth paragraph of that, that you mentioned that John Any good teams, their record against above 500 teams is terrible. They had expectations, blah, blah. It shouldn't be the sixth paragraph of that, that you mentioned that John Morant just plays half the games and Brandon, Brandon Clark's injury was a sneaky big blow to their team. He was a big glue guy for them, a lot of their best lineups. And like, if you take out your best, if not your, maybe your best bench player, but certainly your best backup big and your star plays half the games.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Like you're, yeah, you're not going to beat a lot of the above 500 teams in the Western conference is going to be hard. And the vibes are, are off. I think, uh, you know, people have been writing about it, but I think the teams that have been interacting with them and playing them are kind of like, ah, you know, same thing with Phoenix, you could feel it early on with that Phoenix season. I think to me, the Philly thing was not surprising to me at all.
Starting point is 00:19:51 I went under on them in the over-unders. I didn't like the Paul George signing. I was trying to be careful about how I framed it. I thought it was the wrong city for him. I thought it was super risky. I knew why they had to do it. But I wasn't surprised how it played out. I'm still stunned by Phoenix. And, you know, it's one of those things you
Starting point is 00:20:08 look back and you're like, how did we get this so wrong? Why did we think like Budenhoz was going to come in and unleash this awesome offense and it's been the opposite. Why did we misread the chemistry thing? Why did we discount role players? I still don't have an answer because if you're doing the OMBA exercises, Booker and Durant credential wise are kind of in the mix for a third team. And yet I don't know if I can do it because of how bad that team's been week,
Starting point is 00:20:35 week to week to week. I don't have an answer. So you're watching this from, from home. Are you like, what would you have written if you could have written a son's piece in January? Well, I mean that, that the offense is just fine and fine. Is it going to be good enough? And it's not dynamic enough. It's still not dynamic enough. Um, you know, you can go back and look at the transactions that they've made.
Starting point is 00:20:58 We don't even need to get into the Durant thing, but just the Aitin Tumani Kamara, who's really good in Portland for Nurkic thing has turned into a disaster. And then you have to salary dump Nurkic and attach more stuff to salary dump him. Uh, and Beal just doesn't play like Beal still doesn't play enough games to get the offense running at full throttle. And then the defense is, you know, the bottom 10 in defense is basically all the tanking teams and Phoenix and some of their bad defensive
Starting point is 00:21:27 games are the mistakes, the non rotations are just suggestive of a team that doesn't care and, and they have better games than that sometimes, but sometimes it's like, no, no one, no one rotated from the weak side. Like no one even seems angry that no one rotated from the weak side. No one gives them my bad for not rotating from the weak side. Just like, all right, onto the next one. Yeah. If you're going one to 10, how close knit does a team look when you're watching them
Starting point is 00:21:54 in person and 10 would be any team that Tim Duncan was on where he had his arm around every single player in his team during every time out and every foul stoppage. And that was just the feel good. We love each other kind of era. That was was just the feel good, we love each other kind of era. That was one of the reasons like I'll defend Tim Duncan to the death. His teams always had that tightness, that closeness.
Starting point is 00:22:13 You could see it when you went to the games and the Suns were like a one and a half or two. I was shocked. They just looked like vessels passing in the night. Timeouts, nobody talking, people shooting foul shots, just five guys standing in different things, like all the check marks of things you don't want. And, you know, I think you and I are, I hate using the word defenders, but I think we've been pretty pro KD and his legacy and how great he's been over the, over the last almost two decades.
Starting point is 00:22:43 It gets tough when you look at these last few years. I think it's gonna become part of how people remember him, that he was on just a series of unhappy teams. He still has a chance to fix it. This, maybe this summer, wherever he goes, maybe with after his max, he's already talked about how he'll take a minimum contract to end his career on a good team, but it's not nothing.
Starting point is 00:23:04 This has been four years of, hmm, what's wrong with KD's team? I don't want to do the Durant thing now. Um, the Durant what if thing, but I will say that I have long been so fascinated with Durant that after the Warriors won their second championship. And it was largely anticlimactic. The only piece I could think of to write the headline was what does Kevin Durant want, and it was a lot about how he had been unfulfilled by winning the first championship and I talked to him and I talked to tons of people who had been
Starting point is 00:23:35 around him and literally three nights ago watching an NBA game with a buddy asking me, he was asking me about Kevin Durant and I said, man, I don't really want to write a book. It's one of the things I thought about during this time, not the right time for me, but boy, would I love to write the Kevin Durant book. I just think his career and the fork in the road of the 2016 off season and the reverse engineering you could do, the what ifs, all the paths not taken is just endlessly going to be fascinating because talent wise and statistics wise, there's like no question. This guy's one of the 10 to 12 best players that has ever played.
Starting point is 00:24:10 And there's been nobody like him ever stylistically. And anyway, that's it. No more, no more KD unless we talk about where he's going to get traded. I think it's fair to, even though LeBron has the most points ever. I think KD has a legitimate argument for best scoring forward in the history of the league. When you look at like the peak years he had, plus the totality of all the seasons, things like that.
Starting point is 00:24:34 You mentioned all the what ifs though, just one thing and then we'll move on. The Seattle thing I think is a bigger what if than 2016. If that team just stays in Seattle and that was, I think that should have been a top seven or eight market just from an owner spending money, they had all this money moving in from the tech world that was already there and that was going to keep getting bigger. And I just think there's this alternate universe where Howard Schultz doesn't sell the Sonics stay there and Durant still in Seattle and he's the most beloved
Starting point is 00:25:08 athlete in the history of the city. Like that's other, or at least since Ken Griffey, but he's in the running for most beloved Seattle athlete ever. And I really think that's a parallel universe that could exist. He never leaves that team grows together. They spend money, they win titles and we're discussing them in a completely different way. And I think that's real. Let me...
Starting point is 00:25:30 I live about as far from Seattle as possible in the NBA market. Right. The Sonics have not existed for what, 17 years, 18 years now? Yeah, 2008. I still have a Sonic's conversation with somebody in New York or Connecticut every other week, every month, I see kids who have never, were not alive when the Sonic's existed, wearing the green and yellow, like just throwback stuff that their parents got the Sonic's matters so much to so many people and something about that color scheme, the Peyton Kemp teams, the frenetic way they played has stuck
Starting point is 00:26:11 in the collective memory and even like outlasted the generation of fans who were there. And obviously we all agree like they need to come back in Seattle. The supersonics need to exist again. Well, it's going to happen, especially after the Celtics got six billion plus. Um, which was the number Addips over wanted the whole time. I talked about it last summer. They wanted to get to six.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Now they can get six for the two expansion teams. I'm not positive who the two teams are going to be. I think it's a hundred percent Vegas and 90% Seattle. We'll see. Um, but I'm really hoping in Seattle, and if it's not one of the expansion teams, I think there's a couple of teams that could potentially be franchise. Movers. We're going to take a break and come back and play.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Uh, we had to do a gimmick on your return to the pod. Let's go. The bill Simmons podcast is presented by a fan duel. If you're in need of a midweek boost, Fandual is America's number one sportsbook, and they have you covered with an NBA hump day parlay profit boost. Every Wednesday you get a parlay profit boost on everything from spreads to over-unders,
Starting point is 00:27:14 even player props. We have some good games on Wednesday, including Detroit and OKC. You can do Miami, Boston. You can see which Boston guys are playing, bet on the threes forever. That whatever you want to do. Don't let the weekend have all the fun. Take advantage of the hump day parlays rewards stack.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Who knows? It might just become your favorite day. Look for the hump day parlay and the Fandl app to find your. Profit boost or visit Fandl.com slash BS. That is once again, Fandl.com slash BS. Make every moment more with Fandr and official sportsbook partner the NBA Must be 21 plus president select states are 18 plus and president DC often required bonus issues that is now in trouble profit boost tokens Restrictions apply including any token expiration see terms at sportsbook.fandr.com
Starting point is 00:28:01 Gambit problem call 100 gambler visit Rfandr.com. If you have a problem with a game called 100 Gambler, visit rg-help.com. Now it's time for today's Player Bundles segment presented by State Farm. Though it's tough to crown the best play in football history, no one can deny the magic when the right two players work together to pull off the unexpected. I hate admitting this, and I was at the game, and it almost broke my heart,
Starting point is 00:28:22 and I'm still bummed out about it, but the helmet catch, I think has to be considered the best play in football history. The Patriots tried to go 19 and 0. The Giants, Eli's running around, there's nine holding penalties on the play. They don't call any of them. Chucks it up into the middle of the field. And David Tyree jumps up, makes a catch that probably would have been the most incredible catch of the year anyway, cause he catches the ball against his helmet and it somehow doesn't get dislodged when he lands, two guys are on him, keeps the drive going. The crowd made a sound that I can't even describe.
Starting point is 00:28:56 And, uh, and I think that's probably the craziest play in football history, offensively, defensively, you go Malcolm Butler in the super bowl against, against Seattle, I think would be the leading contender for that. Um, but you know what else is better together? The David Tyree and Eli Manning. I can't believe I'm praising them. Bundling your home and auto insurance with the personal price plan from state farm, the personal price plan lets you call the place so you can choose the right
Starting point is 00:29:23 coverage at a price that's right for you. State Farm, the personal price plan that you call the place so you can choose the right coverage at a price that's right for you. So talk to a State Farm agent today to learn how you can bundle and save with the personal price plan. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Prices are based on rating plans that vary by state. Coverage options are selected by the customer. Availability, amount of discounts and savings and eligibility vary by state. Hey, before we do our gimmick, can we talk briefly about Lakers Houston last night? Because I watched the whole game. I was really interested in Houston and how they would play the Lakers and what a weird matchup that is.
Starting point is 00:29:59 And like the amount of athletes they have, could they basically just kind of overrun the Lakers a little, a little like what the bulls did, the game I went to when the bulls just tried basically ran them off the court and the Lakers fell asleep and they let it happen. And it was like, well, what, what would this look like? What will this look like as they whip all of these athletes at the Lakers for two and a half straight hours? And my fear in the back of my head for the Rockets was this is going to be a
Starting point is 00:30:24 close game in the last eight minutes and the Lakers are just going to out execute them. And I'm not going to love the shots the Rockets took. There's going to be those mismatches. The toughest thing with the Lakers now is you have those three guys. And the third guy is Reeves, who is a guy that on most teams I think is now like a 23 to 25 points a game guy who can not only create his own shop, but create shots for other people. And now you're putting your worst defender on him and you're just constantly trying to, it's like whack them all, trying to figure out who do you stop?
Starting point is 00:30:55 And the Rockets lost. And I don't think it was an accident. I think if those teams played in a playoff series, that would be the result. What was your take watching it? Yeah. I mean, the Lakers are our big team and your little guy, your Fred Van Vliet is either Gargard Reeves or if Finney Smith's on the floor, maybe Finney Smith instead of Hayes or maybe Hachamurra who got a couple post ups last night in that kind of matchup. And
Starting point is 00:31:18 the Lakers are running a lot of stuff where Reeves and LeBron will screen for each other away from the ball while Luca has it. And that cutting is what teams don't want to switch because they don't want to switch a small guy onto LeBron and they have Luca just waiting for whatever pass opens up. And when they don't switch, someone cuts open or there was a miscommunication. I think Finney Smith got a three in the second half last night out of it. They're just hard to beat in a chess match, no matter how athletic you are, because they're big, but the Rockets, like if, if the Rockets could throw
Starting point is 00:31:49 speed plus shooting at them, that's a different kind of equation for the Lakers. It's just speed, but not enough shooting, not enough shot making. You saw what the Rockets last night. They still can't decide. You know, Jalen Green's on the bench in the fourth quarter in the late in the game, you know, presumably they're quote unquote, bench in the fourth quarter in the late in the game, you know, presumably they're quote unquote, best offensive player. I don't think he is.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I think Shen Goon is, but then there's minutes in the fourth quarter where Shen Goon's on the bench for a long time. They're playing Jabari Smith at center. They're not even playing Smith. They're playing five wings. And I'm sitting there thinking like, I think a lot of this offense has just got to run through Shen Goon and, but LeBron, they, they got a takeaway on an entry pass late in that game.
Starting point is 00:32:25 We all saw this coming for the Rockets. Um, it's why they're going to be. Maybe the most interesting team in the NBA over the playoffs and depending on what happens in the playoffs after the playoffs, um, but I, I don't, I mean, look, I think that would be, that series would be a really, really hard fought series. I probably would, I guess I would probably pick the Lakers. I haven't thought about it, but I would probably pick the Lakers just based on
Starting point is 00:32:46 experience and, and reliability if they, if they stay healthy. Houston is still the number two. They have a, as we're taping this, they have a one loss, basically a one and a half game lead over Denver and the Lakers are kind of surging toward them. But the two spot means you're looking at Golden State, Minnesota, the Clippers, unless Memphis drops down there. And I don't, I just feel like Houston, when I watched them as good as the record spin and I've enjoyed them and I think they're in the running for lead past MVP this year, I feel like they're a year away.
Starting point is 00:33:20 They're a move away and I don't, the move probably involves Shungun or green, but they're, they don't have that, like, I got this guy in offense, which is why the Booker option would have been so interesting for them. I don't know what they do, but don't you think like one year from now, I'm really interested to see where they are. Oh, like, well, first of all, it's, it's funny. I was talking about this with somebody yesterday in the league and it's like, you know, but we, we all know that they've kicked around both of the Phoenix stars.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Right. And I think there's some division internally about the Durant question there. You may have Doka obviously has a history with the way I really likes him. Um, he had this person asked me, what, what, what do the Rockets do if they lose in the first round? Like, and I think the implication was that would make them even hungrier to, to go for like a big win now trade. I said, well, let's flip it around.
Starting point is 00:34:15 What if they win around and they lose to Denver in seven games, like a really hard fought, like I can feel good about this outcome and my implication was, does that make you more confident in staying the course? And the scout that I was talking to flipped around and said, actually, it may make you think we're so close that we still should go for the right kind of like all in upgrade and it's just going to be interesting to see how they perform in the playoffs and what the implications of that are offensively. I just don't think they're good enough, but, you know, defensively toughness wise, they have everything.
Starting point is 00:34:50 And one of my favorite subplots of the whole season has been the Steven Adams resurgence and the fact that he stumbled into this Adam Shungoon just worked, I looked at the numbers of that lineup. It's, it was, I think, I think they're now after last night plus 103 points in 130 minutes with those two guys on the floor with an offensive rebounding rate that would rank in the hundredth percentile of all lineups and a defensive rebounding rate that would rank in the hundredth percentile of all lineups, just beating the hell out of everybody. I don't know if it works.
Starting point is 00:35:20 I don't know how it works. They're just so gigantic across the board. Uh, really interesting team. They've drafted really well. Reed Shepard doesn't play. Cam Whitmore doesn't play. Like they have good guys who don't play. I know that's kind of the league now. These teams are so deep that you have these dudes who would have been like six or seventh men on good playoff teams 10 years ago who get DMPs. I can't believe
Starting point is 00:35:41 Adams. Do you know how old he is? He's only 24 years old. No, he's older. I think he's like 28. No, he's like 22 years old. No, I don't. Oh, you're right. I was going to say, which Adams? I'm not forgetting. He's one of those guys. He's like 28 or 29. He's been around forever and you just feel like he's a veteran. Oh, he's 31 now. Yeah. One of the all time. Does it feel like he was on OKC like a hundred years ago playing with like Perk and you know, Derek Fisher? Yeah. He's a grizzled veteran who was also a grizzly.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Um, anyway. I don't know what to make of Houston. FanDuel didn't either when they, I found these cool, uh, they had these odds for making each round and you can look at it now. Houston to make the Western finals right now. So they'd have to win two rounds is plus seven 70. And they have home court right now as it stands in round one and round two. And Fandel is still like, go ahead, bet it eight to one odds.
Starting point is 00:36:37 I bet. I bet it's not going to hit. So I think people agree in it. And you know, there's this with the the veteran teams, Golden state Lakers and, uh, Denver specifically, there's still such a fear factor with them based on what the upside is. And, and, you know, the pedigree that I think this is the hardest. Other than the okay. CPs, this is the hardest conference to figure out in a long time.
Starting point is 00:37:03 Well, who's going to make the Western finals? You could talk me into six teams. It sounds disrespectful to the Rockets who are 49 and 27. Their net rating is plus five per 100%, which is very good. Memphis is plus 4.7. Minnesota is plus 4.5 in surging. The Lakers are well below that. They're at just plus 0.8, but they did remake their entire team in the most seismic trade in the history of the NBA, like not long ago, Denver's plus 4.1. That's relatively close and Denver has the pedigree and the best player. And so like, don't throw the record out because the record matters. It's going to get them home court in a lot of rounds.
Starting point is 00:37:43 It can get them a higher seed and all that, but these teams are not that far apart, particularly the way Minnesota is trending, Denver's trending. We haven't mentioned the Warriors are plus 2.7, but they're obviously, I think 18 and five since they got Butler and neither Butler or Steph missed three of those losses. So totally different team there too. It's, it's just the top eight in the West currently. And if that's the playoff field, it's just one really good team after too. It's just the top eight in the West currently and if that's the
Starting point is 00:38:05 playoff field it's just one really good team after another. Clippers are plus 4.0 net rating. They're not far away either remarkably. Yeah and the Clippers you know that they have a pretty easy schedule the rest of the way. That's the other thing when I'm looking at this, where it's like, they're, they're the eight seed. They play the Pelicans Wednesday. They have back to backs at home against the Mavericks. They play the Spurs, Rockets at Sacramento and then at gold state to finish the season.
Starting point is 00:38:37 So I don't know if Kawhi's playing all those games, you know, could they run the slate and get into the four or five spot? It's going to be, it's going to be so much fun to see who plays who. And, you know, I, I'm obviously as a, as a long time Steph guy who just, who just enjoys watching him play basketball, especially in big playoff games, be fun to see him, Denver, Yocage. Are there any not Steph guys? Like Steph, it's the opposite of like Waiters Island and, you know, you were on Rissachet Island.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Like, stef is just like a planet. There's nobody that's not a stef guy. What happened with the oriolador on Rissachet Island? Did you look at anything? I've liked Rissachet all season. I have the text to Atlanta Hawks officials and coaches to prove it. I'm like, this guy's good, and now he's surging. But he just knows, look, is he going to be...
Starting point is 00:39:24 Is he the guy... Is he the dream number one pick when you win the lottery? No, maybe that guy's coming this year. Maybe that guy's coming next year. That guy came the year before, et cetera. But it was very clear right away. The guy knows how to play basketball and he's big and he's a decent athlete and he's smart and he does a lot of things pretty well, and now he's coming along. And you know, you'd have Hawks fans saying, wait, wait a second. You'd have Hawks fans saying, wait, wait a second.
Starting point is 00:39:45 You'd have Hawks fans saying, Hey, wait a second. Don't give rookie of the year to, to Castle quite yet. Our guy's making a push on a team that actually semi matters. This. Yeah, I think that's fair to answer your Steph question. I think there was some, there was some LeBron versus Steph stuff. And then in the late 2010s where the two fanbases got a little frisky about pushing their guy at the expense of the other guy.
Starting point is 00:40:10 But it feels like that's done. You know, and I think, I think all of these dudes, LeBron has a different thing because he's battling the ghosts of Kobe and MJ he's in, in like two totally different conversations, Kobe with the Laker fans and then Jordan with everybody else. Curry's like, I just think he's, he's in that place where it's like, yeah, it'd be really cool if we got to watch a play. Jokic same way.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Be cool if we got Jokic for a couple of rounds. Lakers. Hey, we get Luke and LeBron for a couple of rounds. Uh, no matter how it plays out, it's going to be fun. Um, all right, we're going to do our gimmick. Let's do it. Actually, let's take one more break and we'll do the gimmick. All right. So way back when, and it's been 10 years since we like officially worked together
Starting point is 00:40:51 other than doing cameos on each other's pods, but we did the great land basketball hour, a great show with a great set that only lasted 10 episodes. Uh, one of the things we did heading into the playoffs was 25 most intriguing players. And I think I made the list and didn't consult you on it. And then we just ripped through it and went from one to 25. I have zero memory of that ever happening. We did a television show and that was the topic.
Starting point is 00:41:17 It was 10 years ago. I must have been so frightened to be appearing on television with my bad shoes and my baggy suits back then that I just was just blocked the whole thing out. Well, I remember I had to basically bully you to come on the show. I had to bully you into doing a podcast and I had to bully you into coming on the TV show. Do you just like, I just want to write, I just want to do my thing. I don't want any of this. 25 most intriguing players was the gimmick. We are tweaking it this time.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Borrowing a little bit from fantasy's movie draft where it's not really a draft, but it's like categories and you have to pick one thing for each category. So we created a bunch of categories. We each only get one person in the categories. It's not a one through 25, but you can pick the guy you want and put them in the category. And then you get to talk about them. And then that guy is off the board and you can't go to the category again. So I never get to pick a guy for two categories? You cannot.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Okay. Oh, did I already screw you up? No, no, no. I'm good. I'm good. I just wanted clarity. That makes it harder. Here are the categories in alphabetical order. Apex superstar, beloved bench guy, crossroads guy. So that can be, is he in a post-season's crossroads? Is he in a crossroads in his career?
Starting point is 00:42:40 Is he in a crossroads with his team? He's in some sort of crossroads. Defensive stud, feel good star, hot seat coach, hot seat player, legacy guy. Cause you know, everybody loves a good legacy conversation. Got to have it. Second banana, third banana, the leap, trade machine guy, and weak link. Did I put that one in there? I might have thrown that one in. No, that's a surprise.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Surprise category, weak link. Weak link is a surprise category. So we're probably gonna have more than 25. I'm gonna give you the first pick on your comeback pod. You can have any player for any category. Who you take it. Any player for any category. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:30 I'm going to, I'm going to go a second banana and I'm going to cheat right away and pick two guys, a duo together. If you want to take it to you're already bending the rules. We just started. Yeah. I'm bending the rules. You can, you can make it one if you want, depending on the two guys I'm going to mention, um, but I am going to start with Jalen Williams and Chet Holmgren as the
Starting point is 00:43:51 number two and three guys on the Oklahoma city Thunder. Um, they underperformed against Dallas in last season's playoffs. When the going got tough, they couldn't make enough shots. Chet couldn't make enough threes. Jalen couldn't just score enough points. The non-Shea offense fell apart against the Mavericks. Obviously this is a different team. It's a deeper team.
Starting point is 00:44:10 It's a better team. Aaron Wiggins has made a leap. Isaiah Joe is better. The Hartenstein-Holmgren combo is mauling people. They have different optionality. They have Caruso coming off the bench. Shea's better. J-Dub's better.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Chad, they're all better. At some point, like I think they're number two or number three in offense in the NBA, Shay is likely going to win the MVP having one of the greatest scoring seasons of all time. If you can take care of the ball against them, and I realize nobody can, they're, they are remarkably, I wonder how many teams have done this. They're number one in forcing turnovers on defense and number one in not turning the ball over on offense.
Starting point is 00:44:47 It's like they start every game ahead 10-0 just because of turnovers. But if they run into a low turnover team, like the Mavericks with Luca, where the entire time Luca was there before they inexplicably traded him this year. Um, they, they might have a game or two when their offense in the half court comes into some moments of like, huh, like they're not making threes. Dort Dort has an 0 for 8 game, you know, whatever, even though he shot 40% this season. Shay's on the bench.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Like are those guys ready? All the evidence, like I pick my pick and I have, I haven't had a podcast this year. I picked Celtics over Thunder in the finals at the beginning of the season. That's on Twitter. I have never wavered from that. Not for one second. So don't take this as a shot at the Thunder, but there's just going to be a moment where it's game three of a one-one series and the offense is like a little
Starting point is 00:45:35 clogged and can those guys, can those pick one of them, whether it's Chet rolling to the rim as the five or shooting threes or J Dub just running things or whatever, um, one of them is going to have to have a moment where they rise up. rolling to the rim as the five or shooting threes or j-dub just running things or whatever. One of them's going to have to have a moment where they rise up and I think they're ready for it. I'll allow the combo pick. I don't like that you cheated coming out of the gate, but we'll allow it. Well, who's the second, who do you even call the second banana? I guess offensively it's Jalen Williams then if you want to take one and we're talking offense, it's Jalen Williams. offensively, it's Jalen Williams then. If you want to take one and we're talking offense, it's Jalen Williams.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Yeah, I think it's a double banana situation. I think you might be right, but it is, it's the thing I worry about with OKC and it's the thing as I think about the Celtics making the finals and playing them and what they're gonna do against OKC and how they're gonna try to beat them. I would assume all of it is gonna to be about making Shea give up the ball, sending multiple
Starting point is 00:46:29 guys at him and making Jaylen Williams or Chet play four and three. Or Hartenstein. Now, the OKC with the Hartenstein piece of it, because he's always been really good at the foul line and he's always been good in those four and three situations. So when he's out there, it gets tougher. But I still feel like, hey, Jaylen Williams, can you beat us? Is going to be a strategy. Uh, Chet's a little different cause Chet always gets his points in the flow. They're not like, Oh, let's run our three chip plays. But Jaylen Williams, they need, they need to beat guys up the dribble.
Starting point is 00:46:59 They need a little pull up from 15 feet and he's really good, but that's a different spotlight. And we haven't seen it. We didn't see it in the NBA cup. We didn't see it last year in the playoffs. We just haven't seen him do it on a big stage yet. I'm glad you mentioned the NBA cup because we talked about this in LA. Somebody else mentioned the NBA cup to me 10 days ago. And I was like, that happened this year.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Yeah. Who won that again? And I'm like, it's a bad sign that someone who lives and breathes the NBA has zero memory. It took me a second, about minute, 30 seconds to remember exactly who was in the final four and what happened. And I don't care at all that the Milwaukee Bucks won the NBA cup. It does not matter to me.
Starting point is 00:47:44 I don't think it really that the Milwaukee bucks won the NBA cup. It does not matter to me. I don't think it really matters to the bucks. Like I just, I don't know how to, it's a, I guess it's cool. The courts are fun, but I, it, do you care? I don't care. I think the problem with the NBA cup is it was cool as it was happening, but now we have two years in the bank and it's meaningless. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:04 The playoffs come and you're like, oh, this is the real, the real stuff is about to start like the bucks don't even have remotely the same team anymore. They've, you know, they're, they're keeping their fingers crossed on Kyle Coos, McCorner threes. They don't know when Dame's coming back. They're a team that's going in the wrong direction and it doesn't matter that they win the NBA cup. I don't know how to fix that.
Starting point is 00:48:23 So Chet, Chet Hartenstein, the numbers on those two, which is obviously the mid-season curve ball they threw at the league when, when Chet finally got healthy after Hartenstein missed the beginning of the season plus 15 per 100 possessions, elite offense, elite defense, elite rebounding Hartenstein's passing and floater have fit in about as well as could possibly have been expected. And it's just another, it's not a curve ball. It's the way they, they start games and it's worked. It's worked that well.
Starting point is 00:48:51 And I just, one of the things I love about the thunder and I wish I'd been at a podcast to talk about it is there's something old school about it again, they're second or third or fourth in offense or whatever, so it's not like they're not an amazing offensive team. Yeah. I just love the fact that in this, like, are there too many points? Is scoring too easy? Are there too many threes?
Starting point is 00:49:12 The team at the top of the standings is like, you know what? We are going to win first and foremost because we are a historically great defensive team that is going to take the ball from you a lot of times, and we're not taking the ball from you. We're going to be all up in your shit all over the floor, deflections, steals, physicality, size, everything. And when our offense sputters, that was the old, that was the way the NBA used to be like, Oh, your jumpers comes, go defense travels, defense shows up to every game and that the thunder have that element to it.
Starting point is 00:49:43 And I love how, how intense they are, how proud they are, how they do not relent at all, and they're betting more than anything else on, Hey, yeah. Even if worst case scenario happens to our offense, good luck scoring on us more than we score on you. It's the nightmare scenario for the Lakers. And I am in the camp of don't get sucked into, Oh, the Lakers expertise veteran, like two scores, this is the kind of don't get sucked into, oh, the Lakers expertise veteran, like two scores.
Starting point is 00:50:06 This is the kind of team like when I, when I saw, okay, see on Sunday night, play the Clippers and they were missing a couple of guys. So they had to play Dorton, Caruso and Wallace together. And it was like, Jesus Christ, this is the most terrifying perimeter defense I've ever seen in my life. Those three together, they have all these looks. I think the Celtics are the same way where the Celtics can, because of poor Zingas and Horford, and then they can have like the, all of a sudden
Starting point is 00:50:34 there's four white guys out there and all of them can shoot all of a sudden they're playing double bigs. All of a sudden Tatum is playing stretch five. Like they have different looks, but the OKC, the wrinkles they have to me are the second biggest reason that you're going to pick them to win the NBA title if you're going to pick them. And I'm about to give you the number one reason. All right.
Starting point is 00:50:54 So yeah. Do you, how does this draft work? Do you now pick your second banana or do you go to any category, anywhere you want? I do whatever I want. That's your final guess. We just made up these rules 10 minutes ago. I'm going to the Apex superstar category. Okay category and I'm taking SGA because, um, you know, wait, we have a weekend Aflap and Jokic who's one of my favorite
Starting point is 00:51:16 players, non Celtics probably ever having the best statistical season he's ever had, and I think he's carried a massive load. And at this point, I still think I'm voting for SGA. I mean, the odds, it's not, it's not a controversial pick. The odds are way, way up there for them. But the piece that's interesting to me, heading into the playoffs, it isn't just can OKC win the title. Um, it isn't just can Sam Presti who's, you know, done a pretty incredible
Starting point is 00:51:44 job for almost two decades here. Is this all going to finally work out? Um, it isn't just can Sam Presti who's, you know, done a pretty incredible job for almost two decades here. Is this all going to finally work out? Are we in an 86 Celtics with also having the number two pick in the draft coming up scenario of holy shit. Not only is this the best team in the league, but they also have this asset and all of these young players and what the hell are we going to do? They're in that zone.
Starting point is 00:52:04 But for SGA, there's no zone by the way, no one's ever been in their zone. There's never been a team this good now. And this set up for the future. I said this a year and a half to two years ago on this, on the low post podcast, which doesn't exist. Uh, they are the best present plus future set up in the history of basketball. And I don't know enough about the history of the other sports to say the history of all professional sports.
Starting point is 00:52:25 I just have a hard time believing there's another convincing anyway. The only case is the Celts after they won the 86 title with bias coming for those 48 hours before he tragically died, which we covered in Celtic city. Uh, and episode five, that's the only other thing I can think of where they went 67 and 15, they're 50 and one at home. They had a three time MVP and they were adding somebody who worst case scenario was going to be as good as, you know, in that Barkley Carl Malone thing. That's the only thing I could think of.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Here's the case for SGA why I took them here. If they win the title and they just kick everybody's ass and they end up finishing. I don't know. Can they get to what's 69, 70 wins for the season? And then they end up being like an 84, 85, 86 win team, which would put them on the short, short list with him at the lead. On top of the fact that he's having one of the greatest offensive seasons in the history of the guard position. Like it's, it's up there with any Oscar season. I talked about this a couple of weeks ago, any Jordan season, any
Starting point is 00:53:27 Kobe season, like pick a great guard. He's either doing better than one of their best seasons or he's right there. And then if he just keeps that rolling through the playoffs and we finished mid June and we're like, Holy shit, the Thunder just went 86 and 16 and SGA averaged 35 in the playoffs and this is now Michael Jordan. I think he's the most intriguing guy to me in the whole, in either conference. He has the most at stake.
Starting point is 00:53:56 I had him on my legacy list, um, for essentially all the same reasons, a chance to cement his place in not only the current NBA, but to begin cementing his place in NBA history with a dominant playoff run. And, you know, I looked up his stats from the Mav series last year and they were way better than I remembered or would have guessed his scoring carried over into that series and his efficiency carried over into that series. He's not an AA plus playmaker like some of the other, you know, like Jokic, like Luca,
Starting point is 00:54:30 like LeBron, but he's B plus A minus and he's gotten better. And I think that series, the Maverick size, the way they clogged the lane on him, tested his playmaking. And I don't think he was quite there yet as a playmaker. And I don't think the thunder supporting cast and shooters were definitely not quite there yet. I think they're there now. And I don't see any reason. I mean, people talk about, you got to put size on him. This guy's a good matchup for him.
Starting point is 00:54:55 You've talked about Tatum trying to guard him or Brown trying to guard him, or Anthony Edwards trying to guard him. Like no one has been able to really guard him. And I don't see any reason that the scoring is going to, it'll, it might slow down a little bit just because the percentages are preposterous across the board. I think the scoring is going to persist. And I think the team around him is more ready and I think he's more, the other parts of his game are more ready.
Starting point is 00:55:16 And I think he's just unbelievable. And I expected him to continue to be unbelievable in the play-offs. I hate nobody's talking about these guys enough and nobody's giving these guys enough credit. Um, converse talk conversation on talk shows. Cause I feel like we've talked about, okay, see a lot all over the place. It's just the way the infrastructure is going to go. They're always going to talk about LeBron and the Lakers and the big ass
Starting point is 00:55:43 teams a little bit more. Just how it goes. I actually feel like we haven't totally talked about how great SGA is as a scorer. I feel like we're like a couple conversations, videos, breakdowns short because watching it in person and watching all the moves he has and watching the yo-yo shit he does and how helpless defenders are against him when they know what he's trying to do and how it can get to the rim, how he uses contact, how every team thinks he's getting all the calls and they're pissed off the whole game. It's just, it's really a master performance. It's, he's really great. And I think going against him in a finals is fucking terrifying no matter what
Starting point is 00:56:26 round, but especially like for the Celtics and they have the perfect team to stop him, right? They have wings with size. They have weight, they have holiday, they have rim protection with poor Zingas. It's everything you'd want. And I still think he'd get 35 a game against them. I don't think it matters. I mean, I agree.
Starting point is 00:56:48 And, um, it's an art, what he does is art. It's beautiful to watch. It's unstudied. The level of space he creates when you don't even realize that he's about to create it is just, um, he'll have five feet of open space and you're like, wait, did he even do a hard jab step? Like what move was that that got that guy? They were guarding him at mid court. How did he create the space? People are so afraid of move was that that got that guy? They were guarding him at mid court.
Starting point is 00:57:05 How did he create the space? People are so afraid of him getting by them because he has a top gear that he doesn't use much because he doesn't have to use it much that he just a little glance forward, guys are like jumping back and he's just pulling up for these wide open 18 footers. And I think the reason, you know, people in the MVP argument, which thankfully I have not had to be a part of this year and hasn't been so ugly like it was the last couple of years either. Um, you know, people will point to the defense and say, uh, you know, SGA is a
Starting point is 00:57:34 plus defender, Jokic is not. Um, and I think that's largely been true this year. Um, Jokic is rebounding and just positional smarts and hands at a position where defense really matters, I think is a little bit underrated, but to me, the difference has been teams game plan to attack Yokech. Sometimes it worked. Sometimes it doesn't. The nuggets are 20th and defense is not good enough this year.
Starting point is 00:57:59 We'll see if it tightens up in the playoffs. Teams can game plan to attack Shea too, because there's just no one else to attack on Oklahoma city. He's kind of like their Curry in the playoffs. Teams can game plan to attack Shea too, because there's just no one else to attack on Oklahoma city. He's kind of like their Curry in that way, a better defensive player, obviously than Curry ever was, but there was a, Curry was the weak link because every other link was as solid as a link could get on those peak warrior teams. And the Thunder aren't worried about it.
Starting point is 00:58:19 Like he's, he's big, he's stronger than you think. He blocks, he has more blocks and seals than Jokic combined, it's not close. And they are ideally positioned around him to tilt the floor toward him if he needs any help in there. But they're not, they don't have to sit in coaches meetings and think, well, what do we do when this team puts Shea in the pick and roll or when this guy targets Shea, sure, when Luca has him, it's going to be, you know, the size advantage is what it is, but they don't have to sit there and think that hard about, oh, we got it.
Starting point is 00:58:47 We got to scrap everything we're doing defensively because they're going to go at Shea in this way or that way. It's so funny how it's evolved. Cause when I was going to see him as a rookie on the Clippers and it was like, ah, this guy's kind of rondo-y. Okay. I could see him like a, you, an elite defensive player and a good playmaker, like he's really interesting player.
Starting point is 00:59:09 He's definitely going to be really good. But this is like, he's one of the best guards I've ever seen in person ever. I don't, I don't know how long that list is and I'll probably have to figure it out at some point, but it's, it's on the short list of the, the best, most impactful guys, like the Kuiper game I went to Sunday, he couldn't buy a shot. Just was one of those, the ball was rolling around the rim, the ball was hitting the back,
Starting point is 00:59:31 like he was getting all the shots he wanted, they just weren't going in. And it was kind of shocking to watch. I was like, oh my God, Shay's not getting bounces, he always gets bounces. Anyway, all right, we're on a slow pace. We've only done two. What's your next guy?
Starting point is 00:59:46 Uh, all right. I'm going to go in the interest of leaving you some of the categories that are, you don't have to leave me anything. You try to destroy me. Like, okay. So he's going to try to destroy the Lakers. Well, I didn't know we were actually building a team. Uh, I, I was, I feel like this guy qualifies as either one of the bananas, but I'll take him in the leap category, um, on the other number one
Starting point is 01:00:09 seed, uh, Evan Mobley in the playoffs. Um, I just can't wait to see how this Cavs team looks in the playoffs on both ends of the floor. I think their offense is number one with a bullet. Mitchell has done enough in the playoff. I know he's had a couple of dud playoff series, but he's also had like three or four, oh my God, playoff series. So like, I trust him Garland.
Starting point is 01:00:31 I trust, I trust the offense largely despite the spacing concerns. It's still, you know, theoretically exists playing two big guys together. Um, defensively I'm, I'm very interested to see depending on the matchups. And if they do get to Boston, how they match up in some of those series and where Mobley is on the floor and how, how does he have to guard Tatum? Does he guard Brown? He's guarded all these guys here and there, but how do they utilize him? But I think the Evan Mobley thing is, is, I mean, even against the Celtics last year
Starting point is 01:00:59 when Jared Allen got hurt, he played center and all of a sudden everyone's like, Oh, he's got to play center. This is how he looked amazing rolling to the rim and dunking. against the Celtics last year when Jared Allen got hurt, he played center. And all of a sudden everyone's like, Oh, he's got to play center. This is how he looked amazing rolling to the rim and dunking. And he looks amazing now with the big to big passing with the cutting with just, Oh, you're going to put a wing on me. I'm just going to dribble from 18 feet out and beat the hell out of them and hit a hook shot. Um, I, I, I just, I, I would have him in Penn on second team, all NBA.
Starting point is 01:01:26 I actually thought about him for the fifth spot on first team, all NBA, when Mitchell started slumping a little bit. I think Mitchell has now popped out of that slump and reclaimed that spot. But that's how good, you know, and I heard you and Rossello talking about whether Anthony Edwards was coming from that spot and I was saying like, I think actually Mobley given he's averaging 21 a game, what he does on defense, what he does as a playmaker has a case to be at least in that discussion, but I have him in Penn second team, all NBA. And all that said, we we've seen what happens to this team's
Starting point is 01:01:56 offense in the playoffs. It's a totally different offense, new coach Garland's healthy. That was the most undersold thing in dumb NBA conversations going into the season is people just not remembering what a miserable season Darius Garland had health wise last season and what a difference in healthy Darius Garland was going to make. Um, but there's going to be moments where the floor gets tight and a team really challenges them to, does your, like all your little fancy cutting
Starting point is 01:02:20 stuff, which I think they've actually done a little less of lately when I've watched them, all that's going to be scouted, we're going to be totally dialed in on that. It's going to get harder and it's going to get harder in ways that test have been mobile. And this team reasonably now has championship expectations that don't ride only on him, but I think he is the biggest swing factor, uh, along with their, you know, how are they going to defend these big wings when they run into them? Like is Max Struce really the guy is Deandre Hunter really the guy that Deandre, by the way, the Deandre Hunter lineup, like Hunter in Struce's place and the
Starting point is 01:02:56 other four starters has only played like 30 minutes. I'm actually surprised how little they've used that lineup. I don't know. I just think they like, they've been number one seed for like a month. I don't really understand why their defense went sideways. I'm with you on Mowgli. There's going to be, I think he's their most important guy in a Celtic series. More important than Mitchell, anyone else they have.
Starting point is 01:03:18 And there's going to be two or three times in that series where he has an open three in the last four minutes of a game they need, and I'm not sure if it's going to go in or not. And it might, it might not, but that's going to be the thing. If he's, if he's hitting threes and doing all the other stuff and looking like late nineties KG on top of the three point thing, then that, then they could win the title, but there's no question. Is he, is he defensive? Is he defensive player of the year?
Starting point is 01:03:42 I can't decide. I don't have a ballot because I gave mine up last year. And even if I wanted to get it back, I don't think they give them to unemployed people, um, but now I am, um, but we'll get you a ballot. I can't decide. I'm starting to buy into the Draymond self-created hype for defensive player of the year, cause he has been spectacular the entire year, Jaren Jackson Jr. has missed some games and still gets into foul trouble. Like once every three games, they just have to take them out constantly. Cause he's been spectacular the entire year. Jaren Jackson Jr has missed some games and still gets into foul trouble.
Starting point is 01:04:05 Like once every three games, they just have to take them out constantly because he's in foul trouble. And obviously Wemby, Wemby is not eligible. You know, I'm going to continue that conversation with my next pick. Cause I have some thoughts. Okay. I'm going to grab in the defensive stud category. Okay. Lou Dort. Wow. Okay. I'm going to grab in the defensive stud category. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:25 Lou Dort. Wow. Okay. Um, I haven't done all my defensive player of the year work and I'm not going to say I think it should be this guy. I really want to like study it because I think it's really interesting that there's no clear cut guy. I'll just say this.
Starting point is 01:04:44 Lou Dort is the best defensive player I've watched this season in multiple games. And I've been shocked by some of the shit he's done. I don't, I, it's possible he's never made an all defense team. And if that's the case, that's going to change this year. I, what he did to Jaylen Brown and the game in Boston was like startling. Like, and you know, we were arguing on Sunday's pod about how tall he is. Cause I was watching him stand next to other dudes and I swear he looks like he's six, two, maybe he's like six, three, whatever he is, but he guards everybody.
Starting point is 01:05:14 And the thing with him that, you know, how good of a defensive player is, is like people get actively bummed out when he's on them. Like he, like he had a game, I think a week or two weeks ago when he just was like, I'm just going to take out Desmond Bain today. And Desmond Bain went one for 12. He destroyed Brown in the Boston game. I went to that Quipper game and he could guard everybody on the Quippers. I've been to two KC, uh, OKC Quipper games where Harden's just has this look
Starting point is 01:05:42 like, I, this is the worst two and a half hours of my life, all these dudes, but especially Dort. And I just think, right. I know Daniel's has been amazing and you know, so good, the hands, the steals, coke checks, the athleticism. He's won games with his defense. I think I'd have him as a most improved player, by the way. I know all the smart money is on Cade.
Starting point is 01:06:03 I think considering expectations and, and expectations and prior track record, I don't, I don't think anyone's made a bigger leap than Dyson Daniels. I mean, like, it's not surprising when he scores 20 points in a game and, and also does what he does. Dort is a great, is a great pick. I think. Can I, can I say one thing on Daniel's? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:26 Cause I completely agree. So right. And obviously not a lot of bet on the awards. I always want to mention that, but I always look to see like, am I missing something like Dort was 26 to one last week and I'm like, I, I haven't done all my work yet, but if, if you just put a gun in my head right now and said, pick a defense supporter of the year, I think I'd pick Dork because he was the best defender I've seen. I felt the same way about Daniels.
Starting point is 01:06:49 I thought he was going to be favored for most improved player, but it's Cade. Daniels is plus one 10. I'm not shocked that Cade's better. Like he was the number one pick in the draft and he's has a better coach and whatever. Daniels was, uh, you know, thrown into the DeJante Murray trade, basically. You know, he was one of the prizes, but it wasn't like, oh my God, they traded Dyson Daniels. It was like, I don't know what that guy is. And now you watch him and he's like an absolute keeper. And I don't know why he wouldn't be the most improved player of the year. I don't get it.
Starting point is 01:07:20 So the incredible thing about Oklahoma city's defense is. Dort is going to be there. All defense representative. I actually think I would have Jalen Williams on as well. I think I would have two thunder players on as well. They missed them that Quipper game. I went to not having him on Kawhi. You could feel the difference.
Starting point is 01:07:38 Cause that's six, eight type of guy. You can look at a lot of the metrics who will, and the metrics will tell you. The thunder have three better defensive players on their roster that knows two guys and none of the three Hartenstein, Holmgren and Caruso are eligible for awards because of games played and minutes played. But the statistics scream out that those guys would be in this conversation too. And it's like, Oh my God, how many. Well, you mentioned Wallace and Wallace. That was the one.
Starting point is 01:08:06 Yeah. Wallace is another one. Wallace is like he and Jalen Williams. You don't see a lot of guys who will just, I'm just going to swipe at the ball constantly because I can do it without fouling you and they just, when they're in the mood or whatever, they're just like, I'm gonna go for every, every time you dribble the ball, I'm gonna try to get the ball from you.
Starting point is 01:08:28 And it's unnerving. Yeah, it's, this is why, you know, sometimes this happens. We have to pick a player and it's probably not Lou Dort, but whatever OKC is doing defensively, it almost needs like, you need like a defensive players of the year award just to capture the fucking havoc. And they start immediately and the teams you can see it in their faces. Really like, Oh my God, this really, you're going to defend me 90 feet.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Yeah, we are actually, we're going to make your life miserable for two and a half hours and then Wallace is going to go out and Caruso is going to come in. Oh, Hey, how about we're going to throw some blue door down you. That seems a nightmare. Make your next pick. Uh, okay. I'm going to go, um, I'm going to go. Crossroads player.
Starting point is 01:09:12 Okay. And I'm going to go with Carl Anthony towns. He was on my list. Now, to some degree, I think towns crossed the crossroads, so to speak. Did he? Last year in the Denver series. So to some degree, I think towns crossed the crossroads, so to speak. Did he? Last year in the Denver series. And I even wrote about it on ESPN about, you know, all of a sudden the turnovers were down, the fouls were down.
Starting point is 01:09:37 There was a calmness and a steadiness to his game that combined with his shot making were like, okay, this is the guy that we've seen in the regular season. And this is the guy we've been waiting for. He guarded Durant really well considering the sort of stylistic differences between them in the first round when Minnesota beat the hell out of Phoenix, despite Phoenix having a roster that only three teams in the NBA wouldn't trade for or wouldn't trade with according to Matt Ischbrija. You love that. I do. And then he sputtered again against the Mavs in the NBA wouldn't trade for or wouldn't trade with according to Matt Ischbria. You love that. I do.
Starting point is 01:10:07 And then he sputtered again against the Mavs in the conference finals, then he averaged 19 points, he shot poorly. And then he gets traded in this just massive total shift of his life from, he found a way to thrive next to a real behemoth center and Rudy Gobert, who could do all the dirty work on defense around the rim that he's not very good at. And now he is almost a full-time center now for the Knicks who are living the benefits of that on offense and feeling the pain of it on defense. And Mitchell Robinson just hasn't played enough minutes yet that we can see sort of how that pairing works.
Starting point is 01:10:42 And I'm actually surprised TIBS has not used it much, even when Mitchell Robinson has been available for much, even when Mitchell Robinson has been available for 15, 18 minutes a game, I thought they, we'd see more of it just to see, can we replicate some of what happened in Minnesota, even if that means like a little bit less of one of the core wing guys who have all been good to great for the Knicks this year. Brunson's got to get healthy. Uh, we all know that the team is dead in the water without him.
Starting point is 01:11:07 They're a spectacular offensive team. In Brunson's absence, you would have, you've talked a lot about this. I've talked a lot about this with people behind the scenes this year. They weren't using bridges enough. You don't trade all that stuff for bridges. If you're not going to lean into him as a secondary ball handler, even when he's the third, fourth or fifth best guy on the floor, he has that skill set that you should swing the ball for him to do.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Hey, do a inverted McKill Bridges, Jalen Brunson, pick and roll swing into a McKill Bridges towns, pick and roll, just involve him more. Now they've had to, he's thrived. Yeah. Well, who could have believed that a guy he used to average 23, 24 a game would actually know what to do if you ran a play for him. And he's even gotten to the free throw line a little bit. He's averaging like three and a half, three free throws a game since Brunson
Starting point is 01:11:53 went out, which feels like an avalanche compared to the almost zero he was averaging before that. But I do think they've been almost written off, I think is a real threat to Cleveland. And Boston is a different story. Boston is a nightmare matchup for them. Um, I think the Knicks are better than I've, I I'm higher on this team than consensus, despite the obvious limitations of towns in the middle. I think they were the biggest threat to Boston last season.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Obviously they've completely remade their team since then. Yeah. Um, now they might have a very interesting first round. They will have a very interesting first round series either against an upstart Pistons team, or maybe even the remnants of the Bucks. Um, I think there's a great team in here somewhere, even as is. And a lot of that has to do with towns finding a way to still contribute on offense when teams do what they're going to do, which is put wings on him
Starting point is 01:12:50 and put their centers on Josh Hart. And his production in those scenarios has been uneven and just can he do enough defensively to survive with all the help around him? You could argue he, he crossed the crossroads last year. He kind of did, but this is a new team, new setting, new expectations. To survive with all the help around him. You could argue he, he crossed the crossroads last year. He kind of did. This is a new team, new setting, new expectations, um, as good or better, I think that the Minnesota team he was on last year and I just, you know, let's,
Starting point is 01:13:16 let's see how it looks and is the Robinson thing still a wild card that we could see a little bit more of in the playoffs or is that, is it just too late for that? I'm curious about that too. Yeah. I'm not about that too. Yeah. I'm not banking on Mitchell Robinson. No, you can't. Um, Celtics are a nightmare matchup for towns.
Starting point is 01:13:33 There's so many different ways to attack them. That was the opening game, right? Wasn't that, wasn't that opening night? And it was just like, this is a, the Celtics, I think it was opening night and Missoula came out with a game plan that was like game one of a playoff series between the Celtics and the Knicks. Just let's exploit every advantage we have, including over towns. Yeah, it's been interesting because there's been some Celtic games where they
Starting point is 01:13:52 haven't wanted to tip anything at all. And then there's been other games when they've tried to send a message. And that was one of the messages. I like the town's pick. I don't really know what he is, but this is going to be the best version ever of it. Right. He's never going to be better than he is this year. He's never going to be in a better situation as a stretch five slash flimsy
Starting point is 01:14:10 rim protector on a really good team. So we'll see. I, I actually have been shocked by how well that trade worked out. I think if you had told me what's going to be a disaster, Paul George on the Sixers or Townes on the Knicks and had like a betting line on it. I would have said minus 160 Paul George, but I think there would have been some towns action and you think it's surprising that it was so it's, it got to Paul George has to cancel his podcast.
Starting point is 01:14:39 It's so bad. Levels of disaster. What are we going to do without podcast P? Um, all right. Wow. Man, there's a lot of good picks left. Bad levels of disaster. I know, what are we gonna do with that? Podcast P. All right. Well, man, there's a lot of good picks left. What's... What's good legacy guy for my next pick?
Starting point is 01:14:59 Okay. And some good legacies on the line here. On the line? Some good legacies on the line here. On the line? Some good legacies on the line. There's gonna be a lot of legacy talk. If he doesn't show up in the playoffs, his legacy is tarnished forever! This is it. He has to come through tonight.
Starting point is 01:15:19 I think the Tatum legacy case is by far the most interesting of all the legacies, except for the Laker guys. And I don't want to take the Laker guys. I'll leave them to you. The Tatum thing coming back from last year where he doesn't win either award. And then, um, he goes to the Olympics, misses the first two practices, just had a kid ends up not playing buried on the bench and then his transformation this year. And if he actually comes through it, it'll be much and then his transformation this year. And if he actually comes through it are the much tougher playoff competition
Starting point is 01:15:48 this year and becomes the guy that we've been watching the last couple of months. I think there's a real edge to him. Um, I've been so impressed. Look, I know the Celtics have been locked in two seed forever. I've been so impressed with how they've looked the last month or so. Um, and I know when teams get locked into playoff spots, they have a tendency to drift one way or another, or you can have a tendency to overreact to what you're seeing, I'm seeing a really mentally tough team and I think Missoula is fanatical about, um, this whole season about what it's like to defend a title,
Starting point is 01:16:22 what it takes, what kind of mental edge you need, how you have to have a bullseye, how you have to have a chip on your shoulder. I think he's been motivated them a lot. I think he's been really challenging them and Tatum has been the guy that he's challenged the most and Tatum does the most. And now he's in a situation where if they win the title, this is no one A one B situation anymore. He's the best guy in this team and he's one of the best three to four guys in the league.
Starting point is 01:16:48 Well, they win the title. Did you waiver from he's the best guy on the team at any point? I know Jill and Brown, no, I'm just saying there was like one a one B stuff last year with those guys. They were a pairing. They're not really a pairing anymore. He's the best guy in the team. And if he rips through and they went back to back and he's by far the best guy.
Starting point is 01:17:07 Now it's a different conversation about where he is career wise, where he is historically, people start looking at his decade, the all MBAs, all the playoffs. And there's some real, there's some real great stuff sitting for him now. So I just wanted to, uh, just wanted to capture the moment there, Zach. He was number one on my legacy, uh, on my list of guys to potentially take for this category, just because. If you are the best player and you win finals MVP and you break the no repeat streak that the NBA is in right now, and you do it emphatically, um, you become a two-time champion, a back-to-back champion on the Boston Celtics.
Starting point is 01:17:50 I think you, you catapult up into different historical kinds of conversations. Um, I think he's going to get there anyway, cause he's still so, you know, he's right in the meat of his prime of his career. Has so many years left his career numbers. If he stays healthy are going to be outrageous across the board. He's just become a better all around player year to year, every year in every possible way, six assists a game this season, his career. His defense is always good.
Starting point is 01:18:16 You never asked, asked to ask Jason Tatum to play hard on defense, to play smart on defense, to take tough matchups, to guard up in size, to do whatever the team needs him to do. to play smart on defense, to take tough matchups, to guard up in size, to do whatever the team needs him to do. Um, he's just an awesome player and. You know, you don't win the title without being mentally tough. They are mentally tough. I think there's been periods of this season where their offenses has not,
Starting point is 01:18:38 I mean, Ryan, I've heard him call it hunt happy where they just kind of settle into old patterns and the patterns are effective, but you feel them just sort of just settling for the sake of settling when they don't do that, when they mix in the hunting of the small guys, which if they get a Halliburton or a Garland or whoever is going to be a huge part of every Brunson of every series that they could possibly be in a Dame. If not knock on wood Dame can get healthy. Um, when they mix that in with, don't forget you have a pick and pop big man.
Starting point is 01:19:06 Don't forget we have all these other off ball actions that we can run. They become very, very hard to guard and he's at the apex of all that. Yeah. There's a strength thing with him. Remember like LeBron in the late two thousands when we were like, he's got to get stronger, he's got to start posting up people, he's got to be more physical. And then there was some moment, probably when he got to Cleveland again, after the Miami thing, where all of a sudden physically he just seemed imposing.
Starting point is 01:19:32 And you could feel it and you could feel the shift and say, you can't guard the brown with that guy anymore. A little of that's happening with Tatum when they try to put smaller guys on him. He just is bullying people and he's really strong now. Uh, I've been really impressed. I think he's, uh, I think he's checked every box for me. I was worried last summer, you know, his three point shot was going sideways. He's benched to the Olympics. I was like, oh my God, where's this going? And instead it went the best possible way. What's your next pick? All right. Someone's got to
Starting point is 01:20:00 do it. I'll just go to the trade machine category. No, I love this for you. Someone's got to do it. I'll just go to the trade machine category. No, I love this for you. Someone's gotta do it. Yep. Haven't talked about Janice yet. Let's talk about Janice. Oh, I thought you were going someone else. Jesus. No, I mean, we can do the Durant thing.
Starting point is 01:20:19 We can do the, what does Boston do with its payroll thing going forward? No, there's plenty of time for that. Like that's all fun. That's plenty of time for that. Like that's all fun. That's what we've all done. That stuff. The bucks just exist right now in this purgatory of, I think even with Dame, even with Portis coming back, even with Kuzma integrated into the lineup, it just felt like, just not good enough.
Starting point is 01:20:44 And, and, you know, maybe just putting up 30, 12 and six every game. And it was like, oh, why don't I just watch. And I'm a Damien Lillard, true believer. He's been on my MVP ballot multiple times when I've had an MVP ballot on average higher than other than he was in sort of the aggregate voting in those seasons. I think he's one of the greatest leaders the NBA has had in a long time. I'm surprised when I look at his stats from this year and I see how good they are because I haven't felt that level of terror and impact from him as consistently
Starting point is 01:21:15 as the stats would suggest. And maybe that's just me unfairly, not unfair, maybe that's just my brain watching the Bucks and being like, there's just too much, you know, there's just too much Kyle Kuzma happening. There's too, like, Torian Prince has been awesome. Just too much Torian Prince happening. They're too dependent on Brook Lopez being awesome. They're just, they aren't good enough, I don't think.
Starting point is 01:21:39 And I don't think they've been, there's no evidence that they're good enough, other than you just don't want to see Giannis ever in a playoff series and if it just ends up that they aren't good enough, you know, and right now they're sixth. And so I think that would manifest in Dame, no Dame, whatever it ends up being. They just lose, they lose to the Knicks in six games. They don't have home court, the Knicks have been better than them all year. Um, whatever. I don't, I'd have to look deeper into that series about what the matchups would
Starting point is 01:22:05 be and who would guard Giannis and who Giannis would guard and who would guard towns, Giannis would probably guard towns a lot, all that. Um, you know, they don't really have a lot of pathways to just revamp the team completely in a way that makes sense. We've tiptoed around this territory two or three separate times in the last five years and never gotten there. I don't know what else to say other than a lot of the eyes of the league are going to be on the books again if they flame out in the first round.
Starting point is 01:22:35 I even saw there was, I think a New York Post story I saw linked on netstaylady.com. Brooklyn, yeah, it started. I didn't think it would be the playoffs when it started. I mean, we're already talking about Brooklyn, it's plan A. I thought, I thought Brooklyn's plan A was suck for two straight years. And, but they couldn't even execute that plan well enough this year, at least the lottery was. I'm not accepting any, you know, if I have to dust off Picasso, the trade between machine territory, I will, but I, I'm not ready to talk about the
Starting point is 01:23:02 honest future and detail yet, cause that's, I don't want to spoil our June podcasts. Okay. But I, but I have two butts, but Houston has to be the first team if we're going to start making up fake, you honest trades, Houston has to be the first team. Like I said, I could have done Durant. Everyone knows Durant's getting traded this summer. I could have done poor Zingas holiday,, the Celtics, if they, if they don't win the title and, or they decide we just can't be this expensive what they do.
Starting point is 01:23:30 But you know, those are easy. Why not get a little dicey? Well, that leads to my second, but, and here's why I think I completely agree with this pick and why you went there. If you're a Knicks fan and I know a bunch of them, you're not that scared of the Bucks and they have Giannis in the middle of another awesome Giannis season and people like, I, would you rather play the Pistons, Pacers or Bucks is a real combo we're having.
Starting point is 01:23:54 I think Giannis could average 40 and 20 in that series and they would still lose in five or six. I don't think it would matter. I just think they're beating the, they're beating the Bucks. And if you're Giannis, you're at the point of your career, I don't know what's important to him. He keeps it close to the vest, but is this just going to be with the rest of his careers? Like, I don't feel bad for him because they traded a shitload of stuff for drew holiday and Dave Lillard and they won a championship. So this is sometimes the price when you give up that many draft picks, eventually you got to come pay the bill at dinner and they're paying the bill. I hate to say it.
Starting point is 01:24:27 The AJ Johnson kid in Washington who got tossed into that Kuzma trade with Chris Middleton, he's got something man. Like people peep the draft mix all were like, this dude is a monster athlete. He's got something. And now he gets to play because if you're on the wizard's roster and you're healthy, you now get to play. Yeah. And he's, he's got some stuff.
Starting point is 01:24:47 It's not quite a Quentin Grimes level regret. Just, just throw that on top of the Luca trade. Grimes had 40 what now again? Uh, but you know, there's something there. All right. One more break and then we'll rip through the end of this. All right. Since you picked the trade machine guy in Yannis, which I thought was a fantastic
Starting point is 01:25:03 pick, I got to grab the other guy who has to be Considered here John Morant Watching Memphis last night the stuff that's been leaking out from there The past week the fact that he doesn't play the fact that the Grizzlies now feel like 2022 is about 11 years ago. I just don't know where this goes for him physically It already seems like he's starting to break down a little bit. There's some questions about what's going on with his knees, his shoulder. Uh, is he a winning player?
Starting point is 01:25:31 And I just would love to be in the room if Memphis and Charlotte got on the phone and started talking about John Lamello. Oh my God. I would just love to be the third party for that conversation. Now the Memphis fans are going to get mad and the Charlotte fans are going to probably get mad too, but I would love to be in the room if that conversation is broached and then they both went into separate conference rooms and I'd love to be in both of those rooms at the same time as they batted around what made
Starting point is 01:25:57 sense and what didn't make sense. But, um, I, I just find it hard to believe that he is not going to, I don't want to say shop be shopped, but I don't think they're hanging up. Well, when Zach Kleinman, the Grizz GM came out a couple of weeks ago and said, in, in almost needlessly strong terms, like we're not trading John Moran. Like you can, there, he made some statement about like, it's cool that the, it's fun that the inside people want to speculate about, we're not trading John Moran, like you can, there, he made some statement about like, it's cool that the it's fun that the inside people want to speculate about, we're not training John Moran.
Starting point is 01:26:27 I was like, I must've, I mean, I know I haven't been fully employed this year, but I must've missed the parade of people like knocking on the door to trade for first round picks for John Moran. But maybe for a guy making a max who doesn't play. I'm sure there are teams that would give up a lot of stuff for him, but I don't, you know, like he hasn't played enough. And I think one of the under discussed stories of the season before the Grizzly
Starting point is 01:26:50 season went off the rails was he just hasn't looked like the same guy in the ways that he has to be consistently excellent at to be a number one guy on a great team. He's not finishing in the paint the same. His turnovers are up. He looks like wild and out of control sometimes, and he's always played with a certain wildness, but he could compensate with it. He could compensate for it with just, I'm such an incredible athlete
Starting point is 01:27:16 that I'll make something out of this crowded, crazy situation. And more often than not, compared to before, he's not making anything productive out of it. And look, the jump shot has always been a question mark. He's shooting under 30% from three. I think teams give him threes. He's took, he's taken a lot of threes in a lot of games. That's either going to happen or it's not going to happen.
Starting point is 01:27:34 The JAMA rant thing was just all about. He's going to be unstoppable in the paint and you want to pin it on this strange offense that they've been running this year with less pick and roll, more cutting, more motion, the kind of wheel offense that they've been running this year with less pick and roll, more cutting, more motion, the kind of wheel offense that they've been running. Okay, fine. Like he just hasn't looked when he get what it used to be when he got into the paint and rose up or started pivoting and faking, you knew he's going to get off
Starting point is 01:27:56 a pretty clean shot here or something that works for him. And now he gets in there and it's like, this could go haywire in a lot of different ways and the percentages back it up. He just hasn't. He, look there, he has core skill sets and, and, and stuff that he's never going to be great at. He's got to be great at the core stuff to be John Moran. And he hasn't been great at the core stuff this year. Free throw attempts down shots, not getting better. And he doesn't play.
Starting point is 01:28:21 We covered this on Sunday, but, uh, want to get them on the board. All right. You're up. What I can pick any category. Yeah. Any category. All right. Let's talk about, you know, there's a feel good category.
Starting point is 01:28:34 There's a beloved bench guy category. I'm going to pick somebody who qualifies for both. I was so happy to hear you talk up the case of Malik Beasley for six man of the year. Yeah. Um, we have not talked about the Pistons yet other than a little aside on Cade. I don't even quite understand how they're this good. Um, but they, they're, they've been a top 10 net rating team now almost for the full season and top six or seven for quite a while, and I can hear the, the
Starting point is 01:29:03 internet, the internet, uh internet smart guys being like, well, Malik Beasley on the playoffs, he's going to struggle on defense. Yeah, no kidding. We know, like we got it. Like he's going to get targeted on defense. It's not a great defense, but everybody knows he's been so phenomenal offensively and so critical to unlocking that team and that roster and Cade specifically and Duren and just, he just keeps shooting threes.
Starting point is 01:29:27 I haven't looked it up in the last month, but I had like a month ago, I tweeted something like he was at some threshold of attempts, like 12 per 36 minutes or 11 per 36 minutes and over 42% that only Steph had ever done before in any season. And I kept hearing how the sixth man of the year was going to come down to Peyton Pritchard and Ty Jerome. Like, am I crazy or is Malik Beasley been neck and neck with Peyton Pritchard and above Ty Jerome, just based on minutes played alone? Ty Jerome has been unbelievable for the Cavs.
Starting point is 01:29:58 Um, Deandre Hunter also belongs in that conversation, but Malik Beasley. Should be in, in consideration for number one and six man of the year and that team, like, I don't know how high their ceiling is. I don't know how Jalen Duren, who I've always been much higher on the, I have like a, he's one of my like white whales of the NBA. I'm just fascinated by him. This, the physicality, the athleticism and all that. I don't know how he's going to respond.
Starting point is 01:30:24 He's only 21 still, I think to play off offenses going at him in the pick and roll. I'm not quite as scared of them. If I'm one of the East favorites is maybe the numbers suggest I should be, but they are a great story. And Malik Beasley has been a huge part of it. So I'm just going to give him a little nod as my beloved bench guy. I love it. And I'm with you.
Starting point is 01:30:44 Like, I'm just telling you right now, I'm voting for him for six minutes of the year. Um, Prichard is minus. You're going to get booed in Boston. The Pritch please shirts. You're not, you're not going to be allowed to buy one of those. I love Prichard, but he's on an awesome team and the team can survive whether he's good or not, game to game.
Starting point is 01:31:03 Detroit can't. Beasley is beyond an irrational confidence guy for him. They actually need him to make big shots night after night after night to succeed. The Celtics don't need Pritchard in the same way. Like he's eight to one for six men in the air. I don't, I don't get that. I think Pritchard is going to win, but I just think Beasley's for coming off the bench, what he has to do and what his role is.
Starting point is 01:31:25 I think it's more important. I am going to grab my beloved bench guy since she took one, um, Al Horford for the Boston Celtics, who it feels like his career should either be over or close. I don't really fully understand it. And if you do the exercise of going back into the two thousands and seeing how many guys from the drafts and the two thousands are still playing. He is now, I think one of the last guys left. That's like LeBron, Chris Paul, him, Conley, uh, Durant. I think those are the.
Starting point is 01:31:58 The final five, maybe from years of service, but he also played in college. Wasn't like he was like one year down in college. I think he had at least two years he also played in college. Wasn't like he was like one year down college. I think he had at least two years, maybe three in college. Um, he's so important to the Celtics team again. And I don't know whether it's a rejuvenation thing. He stopped eating red meat. What's going on, but he's swinging games.
Starting point is 01:32:17 Like everyone talked about that Laker game when he defended LeBron over and over and over again, or Luca or whoever they want have thrown at him, but he's become really important and they've figured out how to move him through the season, not put too much wear and tear on him, and he's gonna be a huge asset for them. And I can't believe the kind of careers he's having. Like he's a guaranteed Hall of Famer now, I think, right? I mean, everybody makes it.
Starting point is 01:32:39 Yeah, it's guaranteed. I don't know how many All-Star teams he's made off the top, but enough to combine with- But you know what other Hall of Fame he's in? He's in the, I can't believe you reinvented the second half of your career like this Hall of Fame. But if you watch what he was the first half of it versus what he is now, there's some similarities, but it's a completely different impact, everything.
Starting point is 01:32:59 So, uh, when you consider his career was almost over five years ago, Rossell and I talked about a couple of weeks ago, like, well, and it keeps in Philly. It keeps changing because when he turned into a spacing, three point shooting, big man, uh, five time, I'll start by the way. Um, it started off as it often does of like, all right, the release is medium to slow. He needs some time and space. And now it's just, if he's in the corner, you can contest it. You can be closing out on him. That thing is up there quick.
Starting point is 01:33:28 And he had 26 points last night. He's still a force defensively. I will say, you know, he's had as switchy as he still is for his age. He's had playoff moments against both Donovan Mitchell and Trey Young, who we haven't talked about. Trey Young is on my list for a lot of different categories where those quicker, smaller guys on switches can make him look old again. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:52 Um, but the Celtics are, look, I mean, I picked them to win the championship. I'd still pick them to win the championship. He's been awesome. And I think you've got to just be so relieved that poor Zingas has come back from whatever viral thing that was and looks spectacular. We don't, we don't talk about, my dad and I don't talk about poor Zingas has come back from whatever viral thing that was and looks spectacular We don't we don't talk about my dad and I don't talk about poor Zingas. We've just agreed not to discuss anything It's like talking if he plays for two straight weeks. It's like talking through a no-hitter I'm just like first thing's looking pretty good
Starting point is 01:34:17 Corford I Think in the running for most beloved Celtic teammate I can remember I think in the running for most beloved Celtic teammate, I can remember just from anecdotally what people in the organization say, what the teammates say, the quotes that are in newspapers, just beloved. I mean, it really feels like he, he had like a lifelong impact on Tatum as a human being, like shit like that shit that goes beyond basketball. I just think he is an all-timer. I hope he keeps coming to games after he retires.
Starting point is 01:34:49 Um, he has moved into the fabric of the team in the city in a real way. Well, I remember when they were, when they were in the finals last year and they were up two, one, three, one, you know, I wrote a big for Grantland. I wrote a big profile of Al Warford back in the day. I remember that one. Um, and I just started calling. I, I, I thought about maybe I should write something. I maybe I could work it into the Celtics with the championship piece.
Starting point is 01:35:12 And it ultimately died on the vine, but I started calling just like Joe Keef, Noah, Kyle Corver, Billy Donovan, Kenny Atkinson, Mike Budenholzer, suspecting that they were all watching the finals with more of an emotional investment that you would think considering the distance between them and Hal Horford. And they were all dying for him to finally win the championship. I mean, they were all over the moon for him. Billy Donovan was like texting me from Europe being like, do you need a quote?
Starting point is 01:35:42 You know, here's like, like they just love that guy. Every stop on his career, all those people were watching the finals being like, this guy deserves to win the championship. You just don't see that as much anymore. No, you don't. All right. We got to, we got to move with some pace now. What's your next pick?
Starting point is 01:35:59 Uh, okay. Why don't you take Trey Young somewhere? Wait, let's talk about him. I'll go crossroads guy, Trey Young somewhere? Let's talk about him. I'll go crossroads guy. Trey Young, you know, This is funny. You take it to crossroads guys. I don't know. I'm going to allow it.
Starting point is 01:36:12 I'm going to allow it. Uh, what? No, I can put it, I can be a trade. You could be a trade machine guy. You can't be a feel good guy. So I don't know. I mean, my feel good guy, I'll tell you, you know what? I'll tell you, no, I'm not going to take Trey Young.
Starting point is 01:36:23 My feel good guy, I guess will be Steph Curry. Um, because this was the best case scenario for Steph Curry. Yeah. You just don't get, even when you have the rare chances that the Warriors got as an elite team who had this like gap year or gap years where they got to pick high in the draft and they whiffed on the highest pick they had in Wiseman. You just don't get to contend for this long. And the most likely outcome for Steph was always going to be he rides out
Starting point is 01:36:55 the Twilight and Golden State. The most likely good outcome, good outcome, upside outcome was he rides out the Twilight and Golden State on good solid teams that don't really have a chance to win the championship, but they're good enough. They're 46, 48, 49 win teams that if they made the conference finals because of matchups and just excellence, luck, whatever, be like, guys, not surprising. It's kind of a fun team. And I think because the Butler trade just fell into the league's lap,
Starting point is 01:37:23 they're better than that. Now I still, it's hard for me to see into the league's lap, they're better than that. Now I still, it's hard for me to see them winning the championship, but they're a pretty goddamn good team with him, with Butler. And I just think, you know, the Warriors are 18 and five with those two guys. They're a threat to beat anybody in the West, maybe accepting Oklahoma City, because they're just such a giant favorite over everybody else. I just think it's going to be awesome. Assuming they make the top six, which is not guaranteed by any means that we're
Starting point is 01:37:51 going to see them play real meaningful games with real meaningful stakes where it's not just like, Oh, this is kind of cute that Steph has a chance to win a first round series and we all know they're going to get destroyed in the next round. Like it's not that this is a real team. It's a delight. And it's why you do the Jimmy Butler trade, which, um, I described as not a hail Mary, but throwing into double coverage on third and 14 and hoping your guy makes a play, they had to do it.
Starting point is 01:38:18 You just, I loved it for them right from the start. I saw, I saw it was completely risk-free. I would have put cominga in it too. If I had to, if it was the choice between the first round pick or cominga, risk-free. I would have put cominga in it too, if I had to, if it was the choice between the first round pick or cominga, I would have, I would have thrown cominga in there. Um, it's a great pick. I have nothing to add. Feel good star for me.
Starting point is 01:38:36 Um, I think Mitchell belongs here because, um, you know, the Utah thing wasn't, he had some good moments there and it got a little rocky near the end. And then he goes to Cleveland and it was a weird trade. They gave up a lot. And then the next couple of years, people like me and maybe even you were talking about, he eventually wants ends up in New York, which I'm a hundred percent sure is true. Um, and then the next door closes with a couple of years, people like me, and maybe even you were talking about, he eventually wants ends up in New York, which I'm a hundred percent sure is true.
Starting point is 01:39:08 Um, and then the next door closes with Brunson Brooklyn falls apart and it becomes one of those situations where it's like, maybe this is the best spot for me. I really think that he probably went through that thought exercise and landed there. Like we have really good players. Maybe I could be on a championship team. How do I elevate these guys? And, you know, we talked about how he slipped a little since the all-star break, but the game the other night was a good example of like, he still has that, that thing to him.
Starting point is 01:39:36 You know, that when you're in a playoff series, we're in a game six, game seven, I need somebody who can go toe to toe with whoever the best guy is in the other team. I think he has it and he has a chance to now not only be a first team OMBA guy, but to maybe play for the, in the finals. Um, I think he's a great guy. I've always heard good things about him. Um, he does a lot of good charitable stuff and, uh, seems like a good teammate. I think the Cavs guys all love him.
Starting point is 01:40:04 And I'm just happy he's in that moment. Cause I like them. One peg down the Darius Garland situation also could have gone sideways. And the rumblings around that were, were about his, I won't say unhappiness, but the uncertainty of whether this was really going to be the place for him with Donovan Mitchell, having superseded him as the alpha guy in the back court. Those were true. And he's figured it out. He got healthy. They figured it out together. going to be the place for him with Donovan Mitchell having superseded him as the alpha guy in the back court. Those were true.
Starting point is 01:40:26 And he's figured it out. He got healthy. They figured it out together. He's one of my favorite players to watch in the NBA. He deserved all star. It's a great, great pick. Love it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:40:37 All right. You're up. I can't believe we haven't done hot seat coach yet. Well, cause it's just a sad- It's like we're both scared. It's a sad conversation to have. Well we can do, why don't you just do fat, fat, let's do, let's each do a hot seat coach really. We don't have to talk about it.
Starting point is 01:40:50 I'll go first. I mean, you know, Mike Budenholzer. Oh, all right. That's fair. I think the seat, it's like an inferno. I don't know if it's hot. I think he's just sitting in a pool of lava. A, like he's, he's a proven good coach. And B, are you that embarrassing that you're just going to have a new coach every single year? This is going to keep, just keep doing this. Like you're not going to get any coach, you're not going to give it any coach any time. I don't see how he comes back.
Starting point is 01:41:20 I just think this is, this is who Ishby is. I think he just every year is like, all right, this, none of this was my fault again. Who could I blame? I have Tibbs for this category. Oh my God. Yeah, I sure do. Yeah. Over, I mean, I could think of like three names.
Starting point is 01:41:39 That's fine. Not even counting the teams that aren't making the playoffs. I'm just looking at playoff teams. I have Tibbs. Wow. Yeah. Okay't making the playoffs. I'm just looking at playoff teams. I have tips. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Make the case.
Starting point is 01:41:47 I have a feeling I know the case, but I want to hear you make the case. Defensively, they're pretty easy to score on. Offensively, the numbers are great. And the Brunson Towns thing is legendary. All that stuff. I just feel like from a creativity standpoint, the stuff you mentioned earlier, and I've been talking about all year and the Knicks fans don't want to hear it, but I just don't understand why you're trading all that stuff for
Starting point is 01:42:12 bridges and then you don't give a shit about using them ever. I think there's a version of this team that is way scarier to me as a Celtics fan than they've tapped into. I don't think he's used the bench enough. I think he's played the guys way too many minutes. You don't think so? You don't think the bench has been utilized enough? No.
Starting point is 01:42:29 There was a game in December, I think it was December, where they, I didn't watch the game. I looked at the box score the next day. They beat the Hornets by 24 points. I think the final score is 125-101. Obviously 24 point game can be semi-close at points, whatever. Yeah. Mikhail Brid game, 24 point game can be semi close. It's points, whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:47 McHale bridges. Someone could fact check me on this. I'm going from the top of my head. Played the first 46 minutes and 30 seconds of the game consecutively in a game. The Knicks won by 24 points. Yeah. And I was like, how, how is that even, how's that even allowed? Like, I don't like that anyway.
Starting point is 01:43:08 We both like Tibbs. I think there's a real question of whether his coaching style can be sustainable for 10 months, if you're trying nine months, if you're trying to win a title. And we're going to find out. Let me step on somebody's foot. It wasn't the, you can't say it was the minutes that caused it, but I just, I don't think it's sustainable how he coaches. and I don't think he's been creative enough. Let me defend the offensive creation.
Starting point is 01:43:30 Creation is maybe the wrong word. Um, because the Bridges thing has been, uh, underutilized until now, in part because the Towns Brunson thing is, is so unguardable. So Tibbs has been, and all the Tibbs backers around the league will tell you. He's been, his teams have performed better offensively than his reputation. He's had a lot of top 10 offenses in Minnesota, Chicago, elsewhere. And even though he's been pigeonholed as this defensive mastermind behind the 2008 Celtics and other great defensive teams, the Bulls with Noah and
Starting point is 01:44:01 Gibson and all those guys. And that's true. They're right. has some teams, the bowls with Noah and Gibson and all those guys. Um, and that's true. They're right. And almost all of those offenses have been of just the complete brute force variety, like we just don't turn the ball over. We're number one or two in offensive rebounding. We're number one or two in free throws.
Starting point is 01:44:18 And we just beat the hell out of you. We just, we isolate, we play simple basketball, low risk basketball, and we beat the hell out of you. This team still has some of that in it, but it's not built to be a great offensive rebounding team. It's not built to be a beat the hell out of you team. It is built to have a Josh Hart runs the ball down your throat, six times a game team, but I do, I, you can quibble with the Bridges thing and I think you're right.
Starting point is 01:44:40 I do think. Can I quibble with the minutes thing too? Because it's those two things together. That's definitely right. But I do think it was interesting and smart how he decided to use towns as a passing hub very early on in the season. They have a lot of artful cutting in their offense because of the way towns lifts the opposing center off. If the center is guarding him, bridge is a good cutter and an OB is a good cutter.
Starting point is 01:45:03 Heart is a great cutter. And he leaned into that in a way that I think was smart and made their offense a little bit more unpredictable than Brunson pounding the ball and cat pounding post-ups and just spamming pick and pops, which I think they could always run more pick and pops with those guys. I, I. Early in the season, I was like, this is different than I envisioned it. And he's built an elite offense.
Starting point is 01:45:24 Now he's got elite offensive talent, no doubt, but he's constructed an elite offense that doesn't look anything like, and doesn't project statistically anything like the other elite offenses that he's had before. Counter. He has awesome guys on offense. You and I could have done that. It's true. It's true.
Starting point is 01:45:39 He's on the hot seat for me. If they lose to that weird Bucs team in round one, or they get absolutely smoked by the Celtics around too. Well, so, so I think that's the most likely outcome, right? Is like the Celtics beat them for one, maybe four, two. And is that, is that a failure or, or do you say, well, you know, we made this say he's taken them as far as they could go. Well, we'll find out.
Starting point is 01:46:02 What's your next pick? Well, can I just name another coach? Yeah. Let me be very clear. I'm a little rusty on this one. Let me be very clear for the aggregators. Aggregators. Um, this coach is not in any danger of being fired.
Starting point is 01:46:15 This coach's seat is ice cold. This coach was in the coach of the year conversation last year. I think he was number two on my ballot and he was on pace to be that high this year before injury struck his team. We are long past the point where the Orlando Magic's offense, despite Suggs being out, despite Antony being out, despite Mo Wagner being out, all of that, it just should not be this bad. It's so bad and so unwatchable and so uncreative that at some point someone in the, what is remains of the basketball media in Orlando has to gently ask the question
Starting point is 01:46:50 of like, so what's the idea for this offense? And now the idea might be, we trade a lot of points, seven, eight points per possession. What the idea might be, we trade a lot of stuff for a guard that can create a lot of the offense. We don't have that. The idea might be, we trade a lot of stuff for a guard that can create a lot of the offense. We don't have that. The idea might be, we trade a lot of stuff for a center that is either a threat diving to the basket, a threat popping for threes, a threat as a pastor.
Starting point is 01:47:10 They don't really have a guy who's a really good threat at any of those things. Oh God. So those are all fair answers too. But the coaching staff has just gotten no scrutiny for the fact that this offense stinks and it stinks no matter who's on the court and it's they're like 27th in offense and I know their guys were hurt and I know that they had injuries that it takes those oblique things for Franz and Paolo. It takes time to recover from them.
Starting point is 01:47:37 They still stink now offensively. It's like, it's, it's, they scored 87 points last night against the Clippers. So I'm going to make that hot seat wild card. So we had hot seat coach and that was supposed to be hot seat player, but we'll make it a wild card pick player coach. Yeah. Can we agree? I don't know why their office is so bad.
Starting point is 01:47:55 Can we just at least have a meeting about it where we're like, maybe we need to bring in an assistant who does this really well. Can we at least talk about it? Are we not allowed or when do, when is the expiration date on the magic or like a feel-good story is that are we done with that yet? Maybe they could hire one of the 17 fired Grizzlies assistant coaches. Can we treat them like a real team now like It's so Rudy right now is high-fiving people in his living room. I have for my hot seat wild card Julius Randall We don't need to talk about it. There's this scenario where he just completely torpedoes Minnesota in round one and people like that guy sucks You can't run them. He ruined Minnesota gotta get him out of here
Starting point is 01:48:32 I would advise those fans to not check his playoffs nets, which are in very few games, but still What's your next pick? You saw what picked an apex superstar? I What's your next pick? You picked an apex superstar. I mean, I was just going to pick, I was just going to pick Luca because it's been the subplot of the fascinating plot of the season is Luca Donchich's place for the Los Angeles Lakers. He plays for LeBron James. He led his team to the finals last year and the conference finals two years ago. You know, look, we don't need to get into the trade or the, the off court,
Starting point is 01:49:05 whatever issues that are, are, you know, just are what they are and are, have been what they have been. I don't think he's looked like a, a, a plus Luca yet in LA almost at all. Um, he still looks a little slower than usual to me and he's not a speed guy. Well, the game we went to, he scored what 21 points in the first eight minutes. And it was really exciting. And it was really exciting. He shot tons of threes, his two point field goal percentages down, his turnovers
Starting point is 01:49:33 are up and a lot of that is just learning new system, new city, new teammates, new world, like, like the best player of the generation is over here and I'm on his team and, and I think they've all bought into the right things. He's been very good for them. He would make an all-star team. He would make an all NBA team. He would probably make first team, all NBA for sure. Well, I don't know if for sure, but he would make first team on
Starting point is 01:49:56 NBA if he were healthy and playing this exactly the way he's played for the Lakers, he's almost the first team, all NBA caliber player, if not definitely. So, and so you wouldn't have traded Anthony Davis and Max Christie in a number one form. Well, I wouldn't have done it from whose perspective I would have done. You wouldn't have taken that as a trade offer. If you were the maps, you would have said no. I would have been your move.
Starting point is 01:50:18 If I worked in the maps front office, I think I would be fired. No, I think, I think Nico Harrison would have fired me or I, because I would have just, I would have thrown everything I had against this trade and they would have found me annoying and an irritant. I do, I do think, you know, a robust discussion within the master in office occurred at some point, but, um, Oh, but I just, I thought only three people knew about the trade. When, when do we have to stop pretending that that was the case?
Starting point is 01:50:46 But I can't pretend that LeBron and Rich Paul and Anthony Davis didn't know about it. I can't believe he's on the Lakers. And right away you framed it. Not you. A lot of people framed it correctly as like, wow, they've got the bridge, the bridge to the post LeBron era, which they did not have before. They have the best possible unimaginable version of it.
Starting point is 01:51:07 And I think in the shock of the trade and the realization that the Lakers had found yet another generational superstar to carry the generational superstar torch. I think it took like a week or 10 days for people to be like, Oh, this team's kind of good. Like it seems kind of interesting and dangerous and they can play different styles and different lineups with no center. And should we do an RIP for the people who had the 48 hours of, I'm not sure
Starting point is 01:51:34 these guys can play together. That was one of my favorites. Unbelievable. That was great. That was a nice little basketball IQ test. It's, it's's like we've all I think starting with Wade and LeBron there's just been this overthinking of well You just can't pair two ball-dominant guys just can't it's just it's even though that duo obviously succeeded at a crazy level It's like it's kind of there. That's LeBron James. It's a different story LeBron James in his prime like
Starting point is 01:52:00 This is a different story. Lebron James and his prime. Like, they're, they're not just two ball dominant guys. There are two of the five greatest pastors, maybe ever. And they're two ball dominant guys with very good to elite post-up games. And that's the kind of thing that Phoenix and all its ball dominant guys does not have. They don't have guys who can change the geometry of the floor in tons of different ways by getting to spots on the floor with a bully ball game that those two guys have. Let alone the transition game. They both have an inside outside game and can pass. And the other thing is they
Starting point is 01:52:35 don't have to all play all the minutes together. That's the piece I thought of right away and I wasn't alone of like, well, fuck one of these guys is going to be out there for two and a half hours. Well, and you know what? You know what I've loved that the Lakers have done? If you watch their rotations carefully, Luca's the one who gets the solo minutes. Reeves and LeBron will be on the bench together. And almost all the time LeBron is out there, if Luca's resting, Reeves is also playing with LeBron.
Starting point is 01:53:00 So LeBron does not have to do the heavy lifting by himself ever. And I know he's been, by his standards, unproductive as a scorer lately, by his incredible standards. I think that is the only avenue to set them up for short-term success was to lift the burden on LeBron to that degree and unlock all this other stuff that we talked about earlier that they're doing. I think this is a really dangerous team that if Luca can rediscover a Luca form. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:27 I just, I never want to see that guy in a playoff series. And they got, they got a lot of like game Vincent sitting shut. They got a lot of stuff going on right now. That's interesting. And the crowd likes the team. They're going to be tough to beat in LA. Yeah. The, the, well, that leads to my third banana pick, which is Austin Reeves. We don't need to spend 10 minutes on it, but I think he's the best third, the best third score on a team, not just this year, but in a while, like when you're talking about a guy that might be able to score in the thirties, even if the whole team's playing, but also one of our two guys is out, can you score 40 tonight? He can do that.
Starting point is 01:54:03 There's nobody, nobody has that in the NBA right now and nobody's had it for a while. I was trying to think of like best third scores on really good teams. And you go backwards to Steph KD and then Clay was the third score. But even as great as Clay was and as great of a shooter as he was, you couldn't run the offense through him. They can run the offense to Reeves for like six, seven minutes and he actually can create shots for himself or other people. Like it's, it's pretty great. So I, there's a lot of good third bananas. I think he's the best one. Phoenix fans are so mad that their scoring trio just, we didn't even, didn't even pop up in
Starting point is 01:54:41 the other rumblings. Also mad Sacramento Kings fans who are like, well, what about the Zach Levine, Damar DeRosa and the Montes of bonus trio? That's pretty, can we talk about that? By the way, that's a team to watch and they're not even, we haven't even mentioned them yet. What's your next pick? Levine was going to be one of my, I don't know what categories we have left, but Levine was going to be a third banana pick for me as well. Right now.
Starting point is 01:55:02 Just because, um, what a, what a catastrophic year for a franchise that seemed to have finally veered out of the catastrophe lane and just was like, you know what we want, we want, we want to go right back to it. Let's just fire the code. Did you like what they got in the Fox trade at all? Um, then they got some okay draft equity. I mean, if you're going to have to trade a guy to get an all? Um, then they got some okay draft equity. I mean, if you're going to have to trade a guy to get an all star in
Starting point is 01:55:28 Zach Levine has been an all star and some draft equity is fine. Like I just, like the fact that they fired the coach, the fact that they pissed him off so much. And now he's talked about it on record in a couple of different places. He's like, yeah, they fired the coach and they left me to hang out to dry and made it look like it was my fault. And I actually liked the coach and like what's wrong with our organization. Not great when an ex player we just traded who was like a beloved part of
Starting point is 01:55:52 your team is like a week later being like, oh yeah, that's a circus over there. Basically. And they get Levine back and Levine in a lot of these games just feels like almost an afterthought. And, and, and he's averaging 21 a game, which is actually not a lot for him. His assist to turnover ratio has gotten like perilously close to even with the Kings and it just feels like between DeRozan and Sabonis and now Monk coming off the bench, I realized like for Levine to be worth it, he's not a great
Starting point is 01:56:21 passer and he's a minus defender. He's got to take a lot of shots and it feels like he is sort of semi predictably, I guess, trying to feel out like, how do I fit in here? Or the coaches are trying to figure out that he just hasn't been the explosion of productivity that the numbers in Chicago suggested he would be. And, you know, don't you ever feel like the Kings and the Bulls are destined to keep, just keep trading these guys among each other. Maybe just trading with each other.
Starting point is 01:56:46 Well, I mean, this Kings thing now, it's a decade and a half almost. We did that Grantland draft room war room short when they let us behind the scenes, remember that it's on YouTube somewhere. Oh yeah. And then I'm taking Nick Stavskis and Vivek is kind of nudging people towards Stavskis and they all pretend they're excited Don't they like sing or chant something on the phone? They call him like one, two, three, something. I'm going to make this quick.
Starting point is 01:57:12 My crossroads guy is Kawhi Leonard. And here's why. He should be flattered to be still in a crossroads, given his health situation. And I love Kawhi. So. His bounce is there. If you see it in person, I don't know how long it's going to last. And it's gotten to the point when he's out there with the other guys, they have
Starting point is 01:57:34 the Cooper fans, I think rightfully so, or like we can hang with any team in the league and the reason he's a crossroads thing is I think the Cooper fans are at the crossroads with that feeling. he's a crossroads thing is I think the Cooper fans are at the crossroads with that feeling. This is now over a half decade of, well, if Kawhi can just dot, dot, dot. And I think this is it. And if, and if he gets hurt again or he falls apart in some way or he's not there
Starting point is 01:58:04 or in round one, all of a sudden game three, um, Shams is reporting. Kawhi Leonard is doubtful for tonight. I just don't think the Quipper fans want to do it again. This has been five years of this. So there it's a crossroads from a sense of you can't realistically think you can win the title if he's one of your highest paid guys and best guys in the team when he hasn't. Been able to make it through a season and a half decade. And that's it.
Starting point is 01:58:24 You don't need anything else. Okay. I have some other things. Unless you have it, go ahead. Well, I think the Paul George decision, which looks like a stroke of genius in retrospect, even though they did offer him a three year, a hundred, whatever, $50 million deal.
Starting point is 01:58:39 I remember talking about that and saying, like, yeah, it's great. They've signed all these nice role players and, you know, hardens back. And to make that decision signals to me that you don't think the team is presently contracted can win a championship. If you thought it could win a championship, you'd go all in and they didn't go all in. So I don't think they entered this season necessarily expecting to be in this kind of conversation that we're talking about now of like, they can go toe to toe with
Starting point is 01:59:02 people and here they are. They're a really well balanced team. Like I love, you know, uh, Powell and Chris Dunn go out and in comes another defender and Derek Jones Jr. To replace Dunn and another score in Bogdanovich to replace Powell. I think my hottest Clipper take is that if each of Zubot's belongs, I don't think he's going to make third team all NBA for me, but you need to have him on the list of guys that you've considered for third team all NBA, along with James Hard need to have him on the list of guys that you've considered for 13.
Starting point is 01:59:26 Yeah. I'll be along with James Harden is making a late push. Is he making a late push for you? It's me. I do the list every week. He was on my third team this week. I don't know if he's going to stay, but he's in there. Great.
Starting point is 01:59:36 Do you have for a defensive stud? That's a, that's a hole for you right now. That hasn't been picked. Um, you can pick between Amin Thompson and OGN and OB. Let's do Amin Thompson. What else? The guy's an absolute freak. I mean, just the plays he makes are ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:59:55 Um, I couldn't like him anymore. I don't care that every time in person this year, right? Yeah. Yeah, we were texting about it. It's, it's different in person. It's like, Oh, these guys are amazing athletes and yet he's a better athlete than all the amazing athletes. It's crazy.
Starting point is 02:00:11 I had a front office person, not Rockets, uh, just yesterday, literally yesterday. But I was talking about it because this is what I do. I talk about, I'm in Thompson, I guess, said he's the best athlete in the NBA full stop and his brother might be the second best athlete in the NBA. So they're the best athletes in the NBA full stop and his brother might be the second best athlete in the NBA. So they're the best athletes in the NBA. And they play the right way. And he's just, we, we haven't seen one of those in a while where a guy comes off the bench, another guy gets hurt. He gets elevated into the starting five.
Starting point is 02:00:37 And it's immediately clear that guy. Yeah. He's never coming off the bench again. And this other guy, this other guys, this other guy's not a starter anymore. I'm going to use a second banana pick cause I have one and I'm going to take Jimmy Butler just cause I feel like he needs to be in any sort of most intriguing guys, heading into the playoffs list. Uh, it's been really fun to watch him. I don't know what happened with Miami and I think blame goes every everywhere. And it seemed to got really, really, really deeply, darkly personal with him and Pat Riley, um, about as personal as it's gotten with an executive and a player maybe ever, and I think it affected everything to the point where
Starting point is 02:01:14 both sides needed to move on and they did. And he went to Golden state and he's clicked with Draymond and the Warriors took off immediately and it's prolonged steps prime. And I can't wait to watch him in a playoff series again, because he's fucking awesome in the playoffs. So where they land, we'll see who they're playing. We don't know. But it's great to have them involved because I did not like this Miami version of Jimmy this year was just felt like a wasted,
Starting point is 02:01:41 wasted talent this year. It's like, this guy's good. He still has it in him. We're just going to throw a season away for no reason. So he is a, my second banana pig. All right. I don't know if I did this correctly, but it seems like we only have two spots left. I still need my leap guy and I'm going to give you a wild card back so we can get to 25. And I just want to point out, we haven't taken, taken Nicole Yocach yet in this intriguing thing. So you have the floor.
Starting point is 02:02:06 You haven't been able to talk about him for five. Wild card, wild card. Yeah. I'll give them to you as a wild card. I'm going to just zig right away from that and go with a related Jamal Murray. Jamal Murray might be the biggest wild card in the NBA. Um, the first two months of the season, plus the Olympics, plus the way last season ended was like, Oh, as great as the Oakage is as great as the Aaron
Starting point is 02:02:32 Gordon fit is as steady as Michael Porter, Jr. jumper is as improved as Christian Brown, who belongs in the most improved player conversation to as approved as he is, they can't win for a playoff series without Jamal Murray being the Jamal Murray, who was the second best guy in a title team two years ago, or something close to that. And he's been pretty damn good now for the next two and a half months, a little bit quieter lately than he was when he started really rolling and putting up
Starting point is 02:02:58 thirties and forties and even I think he had a 50, um, they need, they need fully. If, if they have that guy, 28 a game, Jamal Murray, killer Jamal Murray, mid range assassin Jamal Murray, I wouldn't sleep on these guys. I don't think they quite have enough to win the championship, even if they get him, because I just think their bench is too much of a wild card and their defense hasn't been good enough. get him because I just think their bench is too much of a wild card and their defense hasn't been good enough.
Starting point is 02:03:25 But, but we know they're tough. We know they have one of the greatest players of all time. If not, maybe the best player I still would bring them the best player right now, even if I didn't vote him MVP. Um, if they get that Jamal Murray, I wouldn't be, wouldn't want to play them. If I were any of these teams, including Oklahoma city. So we'll make Jamal and Yocage the co wild card. So I mean, Yocage isn't a wild card.
Starting point is 02:03:52 Yocage isn't a wild card, but I know exactly what I'm going to get from him almost every game and sometimes I'll get a 30, 20, 20, who knows. I was thinking more wild card, like Yocage just rips through the West beats OKC by himself, makes the finals again. And we're like, Oh my God, this is one of the eight greatest players of all time. I'm going to go with my last pick for the leap. Surprise day hasn't come up yet. Talked about him a little on Sunday, Tyrese Halberton.
Starting point is 02:04:21 Oh, I'm so glad he brought up the Pacers. So they're in that four or five spot against Detroit. It looks like, assuming Milwaukee stays in six. And we all like Detroit. It's a feel good story, but I just think Indiana has a better team than them. Detroit's going to try to muck it up and there's a chance we might be really celebrating the 20th anniversary of the art test melee in an actual way with the same uniforms Maybe they were
Starting point is 02:04:47 Just I'm just a little worried Detroit clearly loves loves brawling and there was a trauma There was a traumatized kid in the wolves crowd. They gave him a jersey and he was like, yes Great. Thanks for the jersey. Yeah, thanks for Jersey Sky was I mentioned James Johnson's on the Pacers. So I'm prepared for anything in a Pacers, uh, piston series, but, uh, with Halliburton, the way he's played the last three months, uh, he fully looks back to where he was the first two months of the previous season. There's a path here for him playing the pistons around one, going toe to toe with the Cavs
Starting point is 02:05:25 in round two, where it's just like, we leave that series like, wow, Halliburton has been the best guy through four games. Holy shit. Are the Pacers going to beat the Cavs? They could just run up and down the way the Cavs defense has been the last month or so. There's some vulnerabilities. I guess my question is how good is Halburn? Is there a level for him to go up in the playoffs was last year, just a fluke of injuries and, um, the fact that the East wasn't deep and they stuck into the
Starting point is 02:05:56 Eastern finals and it didn't mean anything, or did that actually mean a little more than we realized? I'm just intrigued. So I have him as my possible leap guy. Love it. He's on, he's on third team, all NBA for me right now on the basketball team. mean a little more than we realized. I'm just intrigued. So I have him as my possible leap guy. Love it. He's on, he's on third team, all NBA for me right now on the ballot that I don't have he's played even above that for quite a bit of the season now.
Starting point is 02:06:15 Um, they're just a really good team. I mean, I, I don't have their schedule in front of me, but they start, they were under 500, maybe 20 games into the season or thereabouts and since then have been. A legit, very good team. The cab series would be interesting. The calves are a little bigger than they are on the front line, but the Siakam is really good. Turner's good.
Starting point is 02:06:36 Obie Toppin feels like he has missed a shot in a month now. Um, yeah, there's like 10 years ago, Obie Toppin is in the running for six man of the year because we had way less six better the year candidates. And we're like, Hey, what about, we're just trying to talk ourselves into candidates. I mean, he comes in and swings games every once in a while. Look, they've got Turner's free agency hanging over their head. Um, and the tax implications of that someone I saw, I've seen a
Starting point is 02:07:00 suggestion where they could just dump OB Toppin like that guy's good. He's been good for their team. I would dumping OB Top and his there's pain. They're just a rock solid team. And if you're not healthy or you're don't bring your a game, they can beat you four times in seven games. And Halliburton is just a guaranteed good offense by almost by himself. I just realized what the category is that I put Luca down twice for you.
Starting point is 02:07:25 And that Yocage can be your legacy guy. So moving in here. Here's where we landed. So I have the Balkan guys. Apex superstar. I had SGA, you had Luca. Beloved bench guy. I had Horford, you had Malik Beasley. Crossroads guy. You have Kat, I have Kauai defensive stud. Lou Dort for me. I'm in Thompson for you. Feel good star step Curry for you. Donovan Mitchell for me.
Starting point is 02:07:52 Hot seat coach. Controversial category. Bootenholzer for you. Tibbs for me. Got, got a, you jerk backwards and screamed out, Whoa, hot seat wild card. You went with Jamal Morsley on the Orlando Magic, who can no longer score. I went with Julius Randall. Legacy guy. I have Tatum, you have Jokic. Second banana. You took Jaylen Williams and Chad Hormaga together. I allowed it. I took Jimmy Butler. Third banana.
Starting point is 02:08:19 Austin Reeves for me. Levine for you. The Leap, Mobley for you, Halliburton for me, trade machine guy, Giannis for you, Ja for me, and then a wild card pick, which I gave to you so we could get to 25. Jamal Murray. That gimmick actually worked. Covered a lot of ground. I'm really glad to face you. You know, we said we didn't pick LeBron James.
Starting point is 02:08:41 Maybe we should put him as another wild card. We talked about him a lot of ground. I'm really glad to face him. We didn't pick LeBron James. Maybe we should put him as another wild card. We talked about him a lot though. Okay. He was, he'll be fine. Hopefully, hopefully, uh, hopefully he's okay with not being mentioned as one of the 25, most intriguing players saving the playoffs. He's kind of legacy and printed onto it. We don't even need to have him in there. Well, he's not any, we can't call him either of the bananas. He's above a lot of these things. Yeah, yeah, he's lingering above.
Starting point is 02:09:10 I'm sure there'll be some LeBron fans out there who'll be upset. They didn't even pick LeBron. Welcome back, Zach, fuck you. Zach Lowe, you start your podcast on the Ringer next week. One day. It's called The Zach Lowe Show. So I guess you're gonna have to do the,
Starting point is 02:09:24 welcome to the Lowe show. I'm going to feel we're, we're workshopping. I'm going to about spend the next three hours recording different welcome to us just to make sure I get it exactly right from one day. I remember losing the BS report once upon a time and it hurt and it just became the BS podcast and then that's how it went. Your YouTube channel, we launched that as well. There's going to be some writing stuff that we'll talk about as the playoffs get closer.
Starting point is 02:09:52 That's a TBD and anything that I didn't leave out. No, you said TBD. That's good. Uh, no, we'll see. We'll see. It's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. Playoffs are going to be fun.
Starting point is 02:10:02 We're almost there. 10 years since we worked together steadily and we're back and it's great to have you back. It's great to have you in the basketball conversations. I had a fantastic time. Great to see you as always my friend. Much appreciated across the board and look forward to a lot of good content over the next few months before the NBA chills out for a bit again. All right. Welcome back. All right. That's it for the podcast. You can watch it on the Bill Simmons YouTube channel.
Starting point is 02:10:27 You can always watch it as a video podcast on Spotify. I hope you're watching Celtic City. We put up an awesome episode. Episode five, it was about the mid-80s and Larry Bird and kind of the peak of the Bird era. The last interview I think anyone had with Bill Walton is in there and he's fantastic. And I think it's probably my favorite episode of the Bird Era. The last interview I think anyone had with Bill Walton is in there and he's fantastic and I think it's probably my favorite episode of the nine just because I had the most attachments to that team. But you can check that out on Max. You can catch up on all the episodes
Starting point is 02:10:55 there. You can check out the rewatchables as well because we put up Good Will Hunting. The plan the rest of the week. I have podcast Thursday, and then I think we're going Sunday earlier and then Prestige TV podcast might be live coming right off the white lotus season now. So it's going to be a busy week. Don't forget to subscribe to Zach's pod and Zach on YouTube. And we look forward to having them next week. I will see you on Thursday. It must be 21 plus and president select states for Kansas and affiliation with Kansas Star
Starting point is 02:11:50 Casino or 18 plus and president DC gambling problem call 100 gambler visit RG dash help com call one eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven or visit ccpg.org slash chat in Connecticut or visit md gamblinghelp.org in Maryland. Hope is here, visit gamblinghelplinema.org or call 800-327-5050 for 24-7 support Massachusetts or call 1-877-8-HOPE-NY or text HOPENY in New York.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.