The Bill Simmons Podcast - The 30 Most Intriguing NBA Playoff Guys, With Zach Lowe
Episode Date: April 13, 2026The Ringer’s Bill Simmons and Zach Lowe preview the 2026 NBA playoffs on the final day of the regular season before doing a draft of the most intriguing guys in the playoffs (0:32). Host: Bill Si...mmons Guest: Zach Lowe Producers: Chia Hao Tat, Eduardo Ocampo, and Chris Wohlers Bundle and Save Book now on Expedia.com The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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It's the Bill Simmons podcast.
I am here with Zach Lowe, Sunday night, live on Netflix.
I am so glad we waited because I would have bet anything heading into that day
that Denver was going to be our number four seed, not our number three seed.
But no, they beat San Antonio.
Anyway, Zach's in Denver because he's doing a live show there tomorrow night.
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All right, Zach Lowe.
Yeah.
Do you want to start west or east?
Because shit went down today.
Things happened.
As much as I'm tempted to start with
what the hell happened with the Orlando Magic today,
I think the West has to be the starting point
just because of the implications of Denver getting the third seed,
the Lakers getting the fourth seed,
just wide-ranging match-up implications
across the board there.
Okay.
So Denver, all we knew from Denver today,
they were 11.5 point underdogs
against San Antonio.
And all we knew was that Joker had to play like 15 to 20 minutes
to be eligible for game 65.
Other than that, seemed pretty clear because they're arresting all their dudes
that they were really comfortable getting into that 4-5 matchup playing whoever.
San Antonio wants to beat Denver because that would have moved the Lakers up to three.
That sounds great to them.
So they're trying hard the whole game and somehow Denver says, no, no, David Roddy.
Big Body Roddy, baby.
Can't stop Big Body Roddy.
Yeah.
No Wemby for San Antonio.
So now, I guess my question to you is, if you're Denver, are you like celebrating right now?
Are you happy?
I mean, you're celebrating that you got the over.
Your over was 53 and a half for the year.
Miraculous over.
I won.
We did terrible on over unders.
You won for most correct over unders.
All of us were under 500.
I went five and three of my locks.
I'm selling that to my fans this summer.
Off year, five and three in the locks.
But if you're Denver, are you celebrating?
What are you doing?
I think you're like, you clearly didn't.
care, right? So if they cared, they could have manipulated it more than they did. And I think,
look, you're going to have to beat these teams sometime. You could argue, like, is it better to go
Oklahoma City and then San Antonio and hope one of them gets knocked out? Or is it better to go
San Antonio than Oklahoma City, the order they're going to have to go now? You might have to
be both of them either way. Might as well have some fun. Don't tempt the basketball gods by manipulating
the standings and pulling shenanigans on the last day of the season. Have some fun. Get in San Antonio's
Maybe I don't mind it.
I mean, it's six to one, half dozen of the other.
I would have liked the easier first round matchup, but it may not even make a difference in the end.
And we'll see how Minnesota looks in the first round, right?
Jada McDaniels just came back and just missed some time.
They've been just up and down and weird.
And Denver actually kind of played much better against the wolves this year than they had in a prior couple of years.
I think they were three and one.
So I like it.
Go for it.
Get some Ws.
Well, I was trying to think of the weirdest game 82 that actually swung seasons.
because there was one,
I don't remember what year it was
with the Duncan Spurs,
but they lost a dumb game
in the last week or the last day
and it swung the seeds
and it actually like screwed up the playoffs.
I couldn't remember because I'm old now.
I believe it was a loss to New Orleans
on the last day of the season
that set up the Spurs Clippers
epic first round series.
And New Orleans,
yeah,
New Orleans made the playoffs because of it.
Yeah,
yeah, you're right.
2015 then.
So that was one.
And then the other one was two years ago, San Antonio with Wembe beat Denver in the last week.
And that swung the Denver seat a little bit.
And then all of a sudden, the road was much tougher.
And it hurt them in the playoffs.
You know what?
Your road's going to be tough.
You want to win.
The road's going to be tough.
And, you know, I have some Denver thoughts on the road to the finals or whatever that I'm going to share later when we do our draft.
I like it.
Road's going to be tough.
Don't tempt the basketball gods.
54 wins for Denver.
They don't have Gordon half the year.
They lose Peyton Watson for a long time.
Cam Johnson's not really healthy until the last,
I would say, month and a half,
and they hit their over under by a half win.
Feels like around the right thing.
And yet I watched a ton of Denver this year,
and I really feel like that could have been 60 wins.
They had some really dumb losses over the course of the year.
So Denver, Minnesota now becomes
I think our best first round series, right?
That's the best matchup where there's history.
I could see an upset.
Great players are in the game.
Minnesota seems like they're relatively healthy.
I think that's number one now.
I think so.
I mean, Nick's Hawks has a lot of fun potential,
but it doesn't have the history.
You know, this is a rubber match.
I think three of the last four years now
they'll have met in the playoffs.
That's what you want.
Like, that's where rivalries happen.
When you face the same team,
four out of five years, three out of four years,
A lot of the characters haven't changed.
There's been some changes, but like a lot of the core guys are still there.
It's one, one, epic seven gamer the last time they played that Minnesota won on Denver's
home floor.
It's the Tim Connolly, like hovering over everything series.
Rudy Gobert, draft day trade like stuff happening and Tim Connolly reacquiring him in
Minnesota.
There's just a lot here.
And yeah, it is.
And it's a big series for the wolves because I think they've banked a lot on, hey, we've
made the conference finals two years in a row.
We play up to our competition.
Sometimes we play down to our competition.
We get bored.
Hey, wake us up in the playoffs.
So now you woke up and you're sixth.
And this is what you're looking at.
Nicole Okic, having his best offensive season ever,
Jamal Murray, going to make second team all NBA, maybe third team.
I'd put him on second team.
Good luck.
That's not what you want.
This is your reward for, you know, kind of lollygagging through parts of the regular
season.
You have to go Denver.
San Antonio, OKC.
No shot.
Not happening.
Not happening.
I don't like my chances as healthy as Minnesota is.
So the most unhappy team was Minnesota.
I'm sorry.
They go into the day thinking they might be able to play the Lakers in round one with
Luca maybe coming back halfway through the series.
Instead, they have Denver.
The happiest team is the Lakers.
Lakers now at four?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're probably pretty happy.
They get to play that weird Houston team who loves nothing more than being up eight with four minutes left and then blowing the game.
I don't know.
I think out of all those teams, they didn't have a real chance against Minnesota.
They didn't have a chance against Denver.
I think they have a chance against Houston.
They could tread water.
Maybe it's two one after three.
maybe it's 2-2, maybe they're down 3-2.
Luca comes back like game 6, 7, 5 somewhere in there.
You know there will be a game where the Lakers shoot 55 free throws or something crazy.
Love it.
You're playing the seeds already.
You wasted no time.
Five minutes into the pod.
You know, there's going to be a game that Houston chokes away a 12-point lead with five minutes left.
And the people that haven't been watching them all year are like, what's happening?
Why is KD dribbling the ball up against the press?
What is this team doing?
I don't know.
I'm prepared for this to go seven.
That's the game that the body language doctor is going to write a 10,000 word column analyzing what happened to the Rockets in that game.
Shouldn't the Rockets?
Couldn't you argue the Rockets are the happiest team because they get the Lakers without Luca and without Reeves?
Maybe Luca comes back.
I don't know.
I'll believe it when I see it.
We don't know when he's going back.
Could you argue that the Rockets who have won nine out of 10 and are playing kind of well that they're actually the big winner or that Oklahoma City is the big winner because Denver and San Antonio kind of slotted where they should and they'll have.
an easier second or like I think I think Houston
and Oklahoma City have cases too
so Rockets Lakers both of them
is static to be playing each other
nobody can be offended because
they're equally as excited to have the other
team in a round one series
the other thing that got
decided in the West
Portland
locked down the
eight seed which means we have
Portland Phoenix it was an almost
hilarious game 82
the Kings
they're like a mongoose
I don't, you, you watch Instagram videos of a mongoose just taking down a snake and you're like,
how did that happen?
Is that something that,
is that something you're doing regularly watching long-goose videos?
I got a bio for a second.
I had to delete it.
What were they, eight and eight in their last 16 heading into dinner or something?
This is why you can't fire Doug Christie.
You got to keep him.
This could be the next, you know, pick a all-time great coach.
We could be sitting here 20 years from now.
Doug Christie just won his 600th game.
It said coach, you can't fire him.
How could you?
I got to say the young guys are looking better.
When they remember,
it was pretty good today.
Doug Christie, like a month ago,
was like,
who is that guy with like the ponytail,
the little guy?
Oh,
we picked him in the first round?
Maybe we should try to play him.
Should I play him?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I was thinking of nicknames for them,
whether they're the Sacramento drunk kings,
because they're just drunk at all times.
You have no idea what to expect.
They're the drunk guy at one of the,
morning, anything's possible.
They go, like the game 82 today.
It's like, I don't know, they could beat Portland.
Well, why would they beat Portland?
Because they're the Kings.
How can you figure out anything they're doing?
I don't know if they're drunk,
Drunk Romano or the Sacramento drunk Kings, whatever they are,
but they've just had three bears in them at all times.
I think it's, it's just a lot all the time.
It's just, you know, like we've already made great fun of the intentional foul on
Seth Curry.
And just, you know,
it's bad times when your defense in the court of tanking law is your own incompetence.
That that's the only, your honor, no, we're just that dumb.
Yeah, we just misread the situation and we're stupid.
They have a guy, Dylan Cardwell, of that kind of feisty backup center, who I have in my head
called him Dwayne Cosswell 130 times.
And it's just too much for me.
And I think I'm just going to, I'm just going to say that.
he's Dwayne Coswell.
So anyway, Portland
ends up holding off Sacramento.
And now we have
a really good Blazers Suns game
in the 7-8 matchup.
And I have not looked on Fandall yet
to see what the line is.
But I'm going to guess that that line
is around like the Suns
being barely favored. Would you agree with that?
Like Suns like minus two?
I'm not a betting guy like you are,
but I was going to throw out Suns
minus four and a half or something like that.
I think it's going to be a really fun game.
I'm going to find out right now.
I don't see a line yet.
It might be too soon.
It might be too early.
Too soon.
We'll go back.
Fandle, not ready for us yet.
Maybe they're still trying to figure out what happened in that weird Sacramento game.
I'm bummed if I'm Phoenix.
I would have much rather play the Quippers.
I just don't think the Quippers have enough size.
And I think
everybody's excited
to play the Clippers right now.
Like if I'm Golden State,
which is going to be Wednesday night,
I'm so excited,
can't wait to go.
Might be Steph Curry's last meaningful
playoff moment for all we know.
Who knows?
We have no idea if the Warriors
will ever be good again.
This is not a meaningful
playoff moment.
I'm sorry.
I know it involves
Steph Curry and Kowai Leonard
and Draymond and a bunch of big names.
We could not call the 9-10 game
a meaningful playoff moment.
I'm banning you from doing that.
counter.
No counter.
I don't accept your counter.
Counter.
They win the 910.
They win the 8-9.
And now they're playing OKC.
The team that gave us the first great
Steph Curry arrival moment,
the double bang,
when it became clear
that this was somebody
who had a chance to be a generational guy.
And now we circle all the way back.
They took Kevin Durant from them.
They're going to be, you know,
prohibitive favorites.
They'd probably no chance of beating OKC.
But OKC Golden State, I would watch every game every minute and really enjoy it.
And who knows was Steph Curry?
We talk ourselves into a who knows with Steph Curry by an hour before that series.
By the way, they'll probably get swept.
I was going to say, I feel like that's a nice, that's like a nice pregame intro for whatever network has that game.
And then eight minutes in, we've forgotten about the pregame intro and it's 26 to 8, Oklahoma City in game one.
Lou Dorn is just clubbing, Steph Curry.
Portland, though, Legs and I talked a surprising amount of them on Thursday.
They, now that Charlotte is no longer allowed as a Guilty League pass team because they just became a well-known good league pass team.
Portland, over the last couple months, became the Guilty League Pass Pleasure team,
especially when Obdia came back.
And Obdia is right on the fringe of a third-team-B-A if Luca is not eligible.
Now, I asked multiple NBA sources today, hey, how about a Luca ruling?
That would be cool.
Like, we're all doing podcasts this week, doing our votes, and we have to turn the votes
in.
Like, you know, it would be cool knowing if Luca Donchich was eligible or not, because
there's a huge, still no idea.
I think they're not even allowed to file the appeal until that last day of the regular
season.
So that's now.
And I mean, it's just, I can't believe that we're in a situation where we have to wait
for like actual litigators to figure out whether a guy is eligible or not.
And we're just like, I don't know, this fourth on my MVP ballot could be Jalen Brown, could be
Lou Gehlin. I don't know.
Well, there's some salary cap stuff tied to this, right?
Which is one of the reasons you didn't want to vote anymore.
But like, like I have Castle on my third team mob.
Yeah, I'm just spoiler alert.
I'm putting him on.
And I don't know, does that affect?
I have no idea.
Is that effect like his, it doesn't, right?
No, he's too soon into his career.
Unless I'm wrong.
But what about Scottie Barnes?
Does it bump him?
Does he get like a percentage thing?
I never see,
I try not to look at this because I don't want to think about this stuff.
You got to be in the right year and I don't think either of those guys is in their in their right year so far.
Well, we'll see with Luca.
All right, to the east, the game of the day.
The reason game 82 exists.
The reason to play in is so much fun.
Boston against Orlando.
Celtics were like 13 and a half point favorites.
And I was telling everybody in my life.
Underdogs.
Underdogs, I mean, yeah.
They were a live dog, to say the least.
If you know anything about this Celtics team or Joe Missoula,
Joe Missoula, incapable of tanking.
And for the record, you and I talked on the phone six hours before the game,
and you predicted exactly what was going to happen.
The Celtics were going to play all their backups,
and the backups would play hard as shit.
And the magic would be like, oh, my God, we're in a game?
What's happening does?
Desmond Bain, maybe come back.
Are you still in the arena?
Maybe come back and play.
We might need you.
This was, if we hadn't had San Antonio, Denver a weekend ago, this was in the running for game of the year.
We had the reunion of the main lobster clause.
This was it.
This was the main lobster clause sports movie.
We had a Celtics team that had 11.5 million in active players playing Orlando, who's playing everybody except Desmond Bain, who did the ceremonial.
You'll play the first half.
You played 82 games in a season.
Congrats, buddy.
Have a seat.
enjoy the second half.
And he's back in the game
with five minutes left,
which is the ultimate humiliation.
Three Celtics had career highs.
Baylor Shireman,
Ron Harper Jr.,
who was on his way to 40
and got her
and then Luca Garza.
Garza hit the craziest three
of the Celtics season.
Orlando crawls back,
ties the game.
The Celtics can barely get the ball in,
but have somehow scheduled a two-for-one.
That's basically Garza
just shooting a 26-foot
on Carter right in his face makes it.
And if you're thinking about voting Missoula for Coach of the Year,
it's nights like this.
This team is just from player number one to player number 20
is just wired to try really hard and play smart and do well.
And it was an amazing achievement.
I am, I would vote Joe Missoula for Coach of there.
By the way, I'm thinking of asking the lead to get my ballot back next year.
I'm getting itchy.
But I would vote Missoula, Coach of Year over J.B. Bickerstaff.
there would be one two for me.
And my second observation is,
I'm almost alarmed by how delighted you are talking about game 82.
This might be the most delighted I've seen you talking about the Celtics on any of these podcasts.
It was my favorite win of the year.
I mean, you're, you're getting.
Well, listen, Shireman is turning into a guy.
Oh, no doubt.
When I say he's turning to a guy,
I'm not saying like this is somebody who's going to be an all-star or be the focal point of an offense.
But if we're, he is now at least moved into the in a playoff series, there's going to be a weird Baylor Shireman half quarter game.
Something weird is going to happen with him involved.
So there's that.
I like Garza and I think Garza is better than Vucevic for this team.
And I know they're going to have a week to try to get Vucevich going.
But I like the fact that Garza was really good.
And I continue to love Ron Harper Jr.
And I feel like on a lot of different teams, he would have played 25 minutes a game.
So all that stuff was good.
But the reality is, this is, everyone's like, is this Jalen's team or is it Jason's team?
Whose team is it?
It's Missoula's team.
This guy, this is one of the best coaching performances I've seen in a long time.
He was, you could tell in the first quarter, he was like a game seven.
And he had that energy and was just, it was really something.
For a half a second, for half a second there, when you were saying, is a Jalen's team,
as a Jason's team, the reality is, for a half a second.
half a second, I thought you were going to say it's Shireman's team.
I thought there was just like my brain just went for half a say.
He's actually going to say it.
Shireman, by the way, I think the way I would put it is like that guy is now ready to be a
20 minute a game guy in the highest level of postseason games.
Like whether he has a half or whatever, like he's ready to play real minutes, real backup
bench minutes against the best teams and hold his own on both ends of the floor.
He's a good, good player.
A couple of fun things with him.
really good at not always breaking up two-on-ones and three-end ones, but at least kind of fucking up the play a little bit.
And an excellent rebound tapper, which I know is one of your favorite skills.
Love a tap. Love a good tap. There's two different taps. There's one where the guys just blindly tap it backwards,
which we were taught when we played basketball, never to do that because you're jump-starting a fast break for the other team.
Then there's the other tapers that are like really smartly tapping it to teammates or in areas where you can get the ball back.
he's really good at that.
The flip side, Orlando.
I think Mosley,
I don't think he wasn't on the hot seat before,
but this is a borderline catastrophic Orlando loss.
I mean, they actually went backwards in the standings.
They now have to play a playing game as the road team.
Inexplicable.
The Bain thing, and we'll talk about Atlanta in a second,
but this whole thing about just not taking game 82 seriously enough
because the other team's going to rest some guys.
The league's too good now.
Like we saw it with Denver,
we saw it with the Celtics.
Like when guys play scrubs,
they're not scrubs anymore, you know?
No.
The only thing I would say is all it costs them,
and I think they understood that it was the most likely scenario by far,
all it cost them was home court in the 7-8 game
against the Philly team that's not going to have Joel and beat.
So let's just not like pretend,
that it cost them like the fifth seat or the 60.
It cost them and it's certainly embarrassing.
The Bain thing was extremely unusual and also kind of embarrassing.
But it didn't cost them that.
They're like they should still,
they should still be able to beat Philly with no MBEed on the road.
And if they can't and their season ends,
then Jamal Mosley's seat has been hot all year.
It then erupts in flames, I think.
It was a horrific coaching job.
And I will say this as somebody who watched that entire game
and was talking to people about it as it was happening,
being in disbelief that they weren't pressuring a team that had no point guard.
The Southex had no point guard in that game.
They had Banton dribbling the ball up and Shireman and Ron Harper Jr.
And Orlando has all these dudes that could pressure you and people that can,
you try to trap, just try to get some turnovers and they're just letting them walk the ball up.
I thought I was incredibly confusing.
but the team that was probably the most furious was, you know, Atlanta,
who can also look at themselves in the mirror because they decided not to care about Game 82.
And now they have to play the Knicks because they basically tanked away instead of the calves.
But here's my question.
But now they have to go Knicks, round one, Celtics round two potentially, which I'm going to guess wouldn't be ideal.
My question for you is,
it seems like the Hawks were cool with that.
I think they were cool with that.
I think even mapping it to round two
is kind of misses the point of what their season is.
If anything in round two for them is gravy,
and sure, it would be nice to get an easier round two.
I don't think they cared.
Nicks versus Cavs.
They've played both.
I mean, they've had good games,
both of them in the last week of the season.
They lost to both, but good games.
And I think they also probably wrongly,
assume that Orlando would win, which would create a three-way tie, that they would then win and
keep the fifth seat. And Orlando messed up Orlando's plans. It messed up Philly's travel plans.
Philly got to cancel some travel plans. And it messed up part of Atlanta's plans. But in the end,
I just don't think they really care. Yeah, well, I watched, I watched them play the Knicks on Monday,
and I watched them play the Cavs on Wednesday. I saw the second half of that one. I watched the full Monday
game.
and Alexander Walker was great against the Knicks.
I mean, he probably had one of his best games of this season.
Nicks ended up winning at the end.
Brunson made some plays.
That's the game McCollum makes the crazy half-court shot
that doesn't count by like a fingernail.
The Hawks looked really comfortable against the Knicks.
And if I'm the Knicks, I'm fucking bummed.
I would have so much rather have played Toronto than Atlanta.
Atlanta has dudes to throw on Brunson.
Brunson's going to get his points and do all this stuff anyway,
but they can throw Daniels at him and Alexander Walker at him.
That's not nothing, right?
They could even put Jalen Jocelyn Johnson on him if you want to go big.
It's just a weird matchup for them because their teams kind of built to stop
the other team's awesome wings,
but the Hawks have like just weird guard stuff.
They get points and bunches.
And if you look at like what the last,
I had this written down.
Last 31 games, both teams are 21 and 10,
and they're right next to each other in ratings.
So for 40% of the season,
they've basically been right next to each other.
I don't know.
I thought Atlanta Cavs would go seven.
I would say six or seven for this.
It's just like not having done any of the studying yet,
but this just at least feels like a longer series to me.
What do you think?
Yeah, I can't wait to dig into the film and everything
over the next couple of times.
days. But yeah, I don't think it's going to be a quick series.
Atlanta's ceiling is just higher than Toronto's.
Like Toronto can hum along at an okay level because their defense is always pretty steady.
They just can't hit the heights that Atlanta can hit because their offense is just
pretty is pretty limited.
To your point about Brunson, it'll be interesting to see.
I'm going to go back and watch who, you know, who they would have put, who Toronto would
have put on Brunson in a playoff series.
Can you put Scotty Barnes on him?
Do you need cap?
But these are things that we don't care about anymore.
and the Knicks dominated Toronto in the regular season.
So I'm sure the Knicks would have rather had that matchup.
It's a comfortable one for them.
Atlanta is like this new team used to be like a pretty direct.
As tricky as Trey was to game plan against on defense,
it was a pretty direct game plan.
Like Trey's coming at me on one end and on the other hand,
we can direct our entire offense to wherever Trey is.
And now it's just a hard team to grasp and plan for
and a tricky team to play against.
The problem is there like a bench guy,
short. And it was funny watching Portland
tonight because Cretche was playing for
Portland who they gave away
I guess for tax reasons.
But I think that one of the games,
I think it was the next game, they got eight points
total from their bench. They just got
like nothing. And Cominga is going
to be, you know,
Cominga is going to be hit or miss.
He'll have 21 game, might have two the next game.
Toronto,
to your point.
And this is, Cleveland
had to be another one of the happiest
teams today because Cleveland,
I think Cleveland, Atlanta would have been a
kind of a bloodbath.
Toronto went 500 for the last 75%
of the season. They started out 14 and 5.
They went 2 and 16
against the top three seeds in each conference.
They got swept by the Celtics.
They got swept by the Knicks.
So to your point on the ceiling,
yeah, they finished
with the 5 seed because of what happened with Orlando.
But I just don't feel like there was any
difference. 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
even you go all the way to Miami.
Like, I just, all those teams could look good on the right night, you know.
And out of all of those teams, I think my favorite's probably Atlanta.
If you go from 5 through 10, I think I thought Atlanta was playing the best at the end of the year.
Yeah, Charlotte has not stumbled, but they've kind of come back to Earth a little bit in the last 10 games.
Ended up 9th, which is great.
It's a great season for them anyway.
Certainly they can still get into the playoffs.
Atlanta's been the highest level team.
In Toronto, this has been a huge talking point in Toronto all year.
They can't beat good teams.
They haven't been good enough at home.
They've actually been decent on the road.
Just a weird team whose offense on the wrong night just looks clunky and gummed up.
And we'll see how they do against the Cavs.
It's a team that has a good bench, which can go a long way over the course of a regular season.
But in the playoffs, I don't know if it necessarily matters that much.
Atlanta and the Cavs.
What, which actually, you know what, let's take a break because I want to find out from you
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no imbos moseley in the hot seat Orlando trades all that stuff for desmond bain and wins four more
games and i don't think their fans um are doing backflips about how the season went
do you think if you're Detroit
do you think
Detroit has a preference
out of Philly Detroit,
Charlotte, Miami
for who they want to play
or do you think they just feel like
they're good against all those teams?
Yeah, I think if you ask Detroit
they would say,
dude, we won 60 games or whatever.
We're tough as shit.
We play defense.
We've rebound.
Like we're going to beat the hell out
of all these teams.
We're not afraid of any of them.
Realistically, I think you would have to say
Charlotte would be the one
that you would say,
they've demonstrated a very,
high level of play for a very long time been competitive against us although we beat them in the brawl game
because they could not handle our size and our physicality that's what kind of triggered the whole
diabet during stewart brawl so i don't think they they'd really have a preference but if you're telling
me i get to choose between like fully healthy charlotte philly without ambide orlando like a half
broken team Miami kind of just like stumbling around for the last 20 games i'd at least want not
charlotte but i bet they don't care and they shouldn't they're the number of
one seed. Yeah, I would say Charlotte as well, except I watched that game Friday and
the Pistons really big-boid them in that game, which has happened to Charlotte, you know,
the more, and they've been an amazing story, especially when you think they started 4 and 14
or whatever it was, but they're a little small and those, the, the bully teams seem to really
enjoy going against them. And I'm starting to wonder if Detroit would just be a bad matchup for
them. I might have been too low in Detroit.
Especially like we did our scariest
ceiling of a playoff team.
I feel a little differently about Detroit than I did a couple
weeks ago. Well, the way they
weathered the Cade injury was tremendous.
And they're just, I think everyone
is focused, rightfully so, on the outside
shooting and do they have enough, do they have
enough secondary creation, all that?
Jenkins has potentially answered
at least a bit of like the can anyone
but Cade create some offense for us?
off the dribble.
We'll see how he holds up in the playoffs.
But they just get by with just cutting,
toughness,
size,
rebounding and their defense is legit,
top to bottom.
They're really good.
And like,
they,
to your point about where they had,
where we had them in the scariest draft,
like their offense may never reach scary levels,
but you're just not going to beat them in a short series.
Like,
even if they lose to Boston or lose to the Knicks or it's going to be like a long,
nasty series.
And that tends,
I think that just favors them because they're just bigger.
and meaner and tougher
than a lot of these other teams
and they wear you down.
I think one other thing happened with them.
So I was thinking about a Friday night
because I really thought Charlotte was going to show up Friday night.
And I didn't bet on it,
but I just felt like, you know,
coming off the fight,
it's in Charlotte,
this would be a nice little test for the Hornets.
Like they're playing for stuff
and Detroit really big boy don't.
I wonder like in the last month or so
because this happens in,
this is more of a football thing than a bad.
basketball thing. But in football, there's always the nobody believes in us team, especially when we get
toward the playoffs. And there's this team that gets a chip on their shoulder because they feel like
they're not being respected. Basketball, it's a little tougher because I think for the most part,
it's really tough to, if you play like shit, you're probably going to play like shit in the playoffs.
And if you're really erratic in the regular season, you're probably going to be Miami is really
the only team that's been able to pull off the nobody believes in us thing over the last 10 years and a
real chip on their shoulder and a switch. I think Detroit has that now. I think they're,
they just seem pissed off to me. Like, I don't know if you read or heard any of the stuff from
the Charlotte game, but like Duren didn't want to do any sort of postgame anything like handshakes.
The game ended and like, we're off the floor. Like, they were still mad about the fight stuff.
I like that. I like it. And then Cade goes out and everybody's like, well, Detroit's done.
Cade's out. They're not going to, they're going to lose the.
number one seed. They didn't. I just think there's, I've been reading between the lines,
reading stuff on them. And I think there's an edge to them now that I'm not sure they had
at start of the season. Yeah, I mean, they are the nobody believes in us team, which is ironic
because they're the number one seat. I felt like JJ Reddick tried to nudge the Lakers into that
when he was like everybody's, everybody wants to play us. It's like, yeah, man, with no Luca
and Reeves, you can probably get why that is. You don't get to be the nobody believes in us
team. But Detroit, Detroit has a point.
They have a point. People think they're young,
shooting challenge, all that.
Cade got hurt. I thought they were safe for the number one seat.
I didn't think they were going to lose that at all.
But they have a point.
And I'm very excited to watch them in the playoffs.
If they roll in the first round and come
like guns blazing in the second round for Cleveland or
whatever, that's going to be a lot of fun.
They have a great crowd at home.
They're going to have home court.
They got something with
that they didn't have before the All-Star break where they've turned Jenkins now into a real asset,
you know, those Cade minutes.
Cade, they got to play a couple games here heading into the playoffs, so he's not just coming in.
Looked to good.
Flat.
I will say, though, this is, I want to mention this.
As you know, I'm the unofficial czar of professional sports.
I think this is another great case for the one seat in each conference.
It should be five games at home.
Two, two, three.
because for Detroit
so let's say
Philly loses to Orlando
and now they have to play Philly
in round one
but maybe Mbid can come back
I'd wonder who they would want to pick
out of the Philly Orlando Charlotte Miami
or what if Charlotte ends up being the 8th seat
and they're like fuck
and Boston gets Philly and Orlando's out
it just feels like there should be
some advantage toward being first
that I don't think we have.
You're preaching to the preacher.
I think the number one seed you get to pick its own opponent.
I think I'm fine with the five two home court thing in the first round.
If you play the whole 82 game season in an era where teams are not really playing
the whole 82 game season for good reasons, for bad reasons, and you come out number one,
and in Detroit's case, number one, by a pretty hefty margin in the East, you should get a bigger
reward than you get.
And by way, Detroit played its guys every game down the stretch.
didn't have to do that.
They did it because I think they pride themselves on.
We want to stay in rhythm.
We want to stay in peak physicality.
And we want to deliver, like, we want to go in the playoffs feeling like we didn't
leave anything on the table and we're going in like full blast.
And I like, it was fun.
You know, I wonder at the end of the year if a team should get a trophy from like the
Adam Silver trophy or something for just like, I'm just proud of you guys that you gave
a shit for every week.
Thank you.
Thank you for being a role model.
league should work. You guys really cared the entire time. Here's another reason why they should get a
223. It's actually better for Boston the way the setup is now because the 7-8 game happens
and Boston's going to know from that point on who their opponent's going to be, right? They have four
days. But if you're Detroit, now you have to wait for the 8-9. Like it could be like, let's say
Charlotte versus Orlando for the 8-9. And you're not going to know until once the game, Friday night.
Something like that.
and then we go on Sunday.
So you have the number one seed,
allegedly with a huge advantage,
not knowing who they're going to play on a Friday morning,
having to scout two teams.
It seems stupid to me.
Phoenix, Portland is the other 7-8.
And as we said before,
genuinely think Portland could win this.
Scoot stock, by the way,
my accountant just called like a half hour ago,
asked if I saw the crossover in the first half
when he just went right to the rim
and looked like Derek Rose.
I said I did.
but scoot scoot again look pretty good
Avdia looks great
the center
the team has a nice vibe
not like you know
if they win the set if they are able to win
the seven seed
and put them against San Antonio
it's not nothing
I don't think they'd win
but if I'm San Antonio
I'm like all right this kind of sucks
I thought we're going to play Phoenix
is either team that pleasant to play against
I mean, that's kind of a rock fight between two mediocre offenses and tough physical defenses,
lots of turnovers, lots of fouls. San Antonio is above, should be above caring about this and should
wipe out either of those teams in a playoff series. But Portland's Frisky. I've also held
onto some scoot stock over the years, not as much as you. So I've been happy to see that.
And I'll pick all the play in games on my pod, either tomorrow or Thursday or whatever,
whatever's left. I'll pick them. And I, because it's folly to pick.
one game, but it's also fun. I very well might pick Portland to win that game in Phoenix.
I have a Fandu a line. You were correct. Sun's four and a half. You claim you're not a gambling
guy and you're just picking lines exactly. Look at me. Portland is plus 152. I don't know what that means.
I like it. That means if you bet $100 in them, you'd win 152 if they win. Okay.
So, and then the Magic Sixers, Sixers are one point favorites.
And then the Clippers are minus three and a half against the Warriors.
Magic Sixers may be the play-in game I'm least excited about in the history of the play-end that doesn't involve the Chicago Bulls.
Interesting.
Didn't we have an Atlanta Charlotte play-in game at one point?
I feel like that was worse.
But any game involving those two teams is just going to be, there's going to be goofy offense.
Somebody might score 145.
Lamello will take some crazy shots.
There's always fun stuff going on in those games.
Well, the 9-10, Charlotte, Miami, which is really the,
one of the worst rivalries we have.
That would be a fun thing.
Top five worst rivalries, Charlotte, Miami.
How many times do you think they played in a playoff series?
They're in the same division.
I mean, they played once.
It was a seven-game, ugly, ugly series back in the day.
They played three times.
2001 Charlotte won 3-0
2014 Miami sweep
LeBron's last year
and then 2016
the aforementioned ugly
4 to 3 battle that Miami won
I think that was
nobody won
somebody just lost
let's say
Stephen Jackson's still there
in Charlotte no who was there in Charlotte
to Al Jefferson
I think Big Al
Kemba is certainly there
Gerald Henderson's probably involved
How sad is it that this was
10 years ago?
I don't remember anything about this series
other than it was 7.
I had an idea for this.
Winner,
Charlotte Miami,
winner advances to the 8-9.
Loser has to take Terry Rozier back.
That's it.
He's actually at the game.
He's hanging above the arena,
like the world wrestling
when they do the WB,
when they do the money in the bank bout.
Terry Rozier is just in a
trap hanging over the arena and then after the game gets lowered down and rejoins one of the two
teams. That's my idea. I don't know if you're into it. I mean, it's got a Rozier,
the Rozier Booby Prize game. Look, if we're trying to gin up interest in the play in,
it's got, it's not the worst idea you could come up with. It's certainly the most controversial
and probably Adam Silver is going to listen to this and be like, why? Why did they have to say his name?
Why? Miami waived him two days ago. I know he's in the news. Can you can't. You can't
hide from the news. NBA, you can't hide from the news. We'd come back from commercial and they
cut back up to him hanging over the court again. There's Terry Roche here. He's an hour away from
finding out where he goes. Why is he on his phone? What is he doing? I thought we disabled his
wireless. And then Clippers' Golden State is the definition of an awesome playing game. Steph
versus Kauai, 2017. We're back, baby. The rematch. Kawhi's revenge? No, probably not.
you were so excited.
You texted me so excited that you were going to get a Los Angeles home,
Steph, Clippers game.
I'm legitimately excited.
As if this was like 2014,
Blake Griffin,
the Sterling controversy, Chris Paul,
young warriors rising up.
And I'm like,
this might be the least exciting possible Clippers Warriors postseason matchup of the last 50.
It is the least exciting.
But it's still,
it's still Steph Curry and it's still Kauai Leonard
who's going to make second team all NBA
Steph would have been right in that conversation too
if he hadn't got hurt.
You know it's sad because I knew you
when you were an impressionable pup
you'd wide eyes. You really love basketball.
Just the thought of Steph
and Kauai in a do-or-die game
would have the lady did at no end.
Now you've been on some studio shows
you're hanging out with Dwayne Wade.
Okay, all right. And now it's like
you're too good for
you're too good for Steph versus Kauai.
Guess what?
I'll tell you what, Zach Lowe.
I'm showing up at like 5.30 for warmups.
I'm going to get there as soon as doors open.
I'm in.
I'm watching.
And I will expect, if you are there at 5.30, I will expect at least one tweet from the body language doctor about Derek Jones Jr.'s pregame warmup.
How's Guy Santos?
How's Guy Santos high five game in the warmup?
Just give me something.
Give me some insight.
I'm going to do multiple IG posts getting ready.
I want to watch Steph do the full court
heave shot, whatever he does.
If you're
two questions off this game really quick,
Ken Golden State went two in a row.
I think it is conceivable
as lousy as they've been this year.
Could they just be the clippers
in Portland or Phoenix back to back?
I think they can.
Yeah, absolutely.
If you're the clips,
do you wish you had Zubots in this game
and you're never made the trade
or you still love the trade?
Love the trade.
Good value and we'll see how the lottery
Seattle lottery unfolds.
I think that's also the right answer.
And part of that trade was they thought they were getting Niederhauser,
who was a badass for like a week and a half and then got hurt.
But I think that was part of the reason.
That's your guy now.
Matharin slump to the finish line.
He did.
Has hurt both that trade for now and also his value in the office.
It would be interesting to see if the clippers even resign him
if the number gets to a point where they are not comfortable with it.
I mean, it depends on what LeBron is going to want.
when he switches teams.
Okay.
All right.
How much money are they going to have to have left over?
I'm not, I'm just, I'm not, I'm not, I mean, do you really, you really think there's a chance
LeBron goes to the Clippers?
I've always been told through the years hard no on the Clippers.
I've said that as well.
I'm just trying to torture the Clipper fans.
Sorry.
Oh, they've been through enough.
My God.
I, remember when I threw my Warriors theory at you with LeBron a while ago?
I don't know, six weeks ago.
I'm starting to become convinced that's going to happen.
And I think it's the expendables.
Remember when Slast Stallone did the action movie when he got all the older action heroes back together?
Yeah.
And it was like kind of an all-star team of older, Dolf Longer was a bunch of people.
I'm really convinced that that's how this plays out.
Look, they're looking at everybody, right?
Like Stein, I think, broke the news that they looked at Kauai at the trade deadline, which is true.
I've now confirmed that.
That's true.
And like if they're just like whatever, who can help Steph?
Who's getable?
If we can't get Janus, who can we get?
Heard some Janus stuff too.
You did?
It's been all over the, but with the Warriors or just how much of a disaster
this whole situation is.
Trade preferences.
He doesn't want to be on the West Coast, which rules out my Portland theory that I was
really excited about.
Okay.
That's what I heard.
And I looked at a map to back up the information I was getting.
Greece really is far from America, it turns out.
That's what the map said.
Not close.
As it turns out, Greece is far away.
But when you're going from Greece to America,
the East Coast turns out closer to Greece than the West Coast.
Do you want to talk?
Portland really far away.
Portland's like, you're talking 19 hours from Greece.
I don't know if it's 19, but it's long.
I'm glad that this is dawning on you.
I was going to, this is great.
It didn't daughter me right away.
I was going to talk.
I was going to ask you if you wanted to talk about the Hungarian election today,
if you really just want to get into some geopolitics or do you want to just,
just keep that over to the side.
Yeah.
So, but on the flip side, suddenly a team like Charlotte, not that far from Greece.
Oh, my God.
Hey, look, look, okay.
We're not doing this.
Philly.
We're not doing this.
We're not doing it.
Look at the map, but go down the eastern seaboard.
You know what I want?
First of all, the buck's probably.
shouldn't care and don't care anymore.
And number two, give me the guy who's like, you know what?
I want Midwest.
I like it here.
Give me another Midwest team.
Deal me to Chicago.
Let me go save the Bulls.
Someone has to save the Bulls.
Someone has to save them from themselves.
I'll do it.
It's 100 miles away.
I'll do it.
I'm glad you mentioned the Bulls.
One of five American cities with direct flights to Greece.
My least favorite, a major American airport, by the way, O'Hare.
I hate O'Hare.
I think mine is probably Atlanta.
It's just too big.
I don't like when I have to get on a tram
to go from one terminal to another.
I don't like trams.
I just want to land.
You know what's an amazing airport?
Burbank.
Never flown into Burbank before.
Burbank, we did San Francisco Burbank.
Amazing.
You're like out and you're like in your car in a second.
Round one.
Okay.
So Boston versus Philly or Orlando,
those are the two choices.
If we go upset watch,
let's cross up
OKC or San Antonio because no round
one team is beating either of them.
Okay.
Upset teams.
Minnesota beating Denver.
Who is even favored
in Lakers Houston?
I better look at that.
Lakers have home court.
I think Houston should be favored personally.
Houston is giant favorites.
Minus 900.
So Lakers would be the upset in that.
Cleveland, Toronto.
so Toronto beating Cleveland, Atlanta beating the Knicks,
or Detroit or Boston losing to the hodgepodge of teams.
What is your most upsetting?
Where is upset watch going, in your opinion, for you?
I mean, I think of all those series,
I'm going to just park Lakers Rockets over here
because we'll see who's healthy, who's not.
I'm tempted to say Minnesota,
I just don't have enough confidence in the state of their team
over the last month.
I guess Nick's, I guess Nick's,
I guess Knicks Hawks, because I think the Hawks are interesting.
I will pick the Knicks to win that series.
But ain't the Cavs who have had their playoff bugaboo's over the years
kind of lucked into a good matchup for them in the first round
that they should be able to just, no matter if Hardin comes out and has a bad game,
or Jared Allen gets pushed around on the boards or whatever usual stuff happens to them,
that should just be a series they should win.
So I guess I would say the Knicks.
I would as well because I just don't think Toronto has it in them to be Cleveland.
I think that would have to be a real collapse.
I will say Cleveland fits a lot of the recipe you would want for a playoff upset because of their defense.
That's just a great way to lose a series, not being able to guard anybody and giving up a bunch of threes.
I'm trying to think which team would have a better chance of upsetting Detroit.
And I think it's probably Charlotte, even though we just litigated how small they looked at that.
But just the Charlotte three-point shooting, the longer that series.
goes, if they just got hot, I would start to get scared after a while.
Plus, you're in a situation where Lamello, I don't think he would be, but it's conceivable,
he could be the best player in a series, right?
I'm not saying he would be.
I'm saying it's at least in play.
It's in play.
I keep trying to talk myself into what I thought the magic would be in the preseason.
Like, Franz is back.
Anthony Black is back.
They've got their full complement of players.
They have a scary upside.
their defense has been top eight in the last couple years, not this year.
It's slipped backwards.
Their offense is actually better, but it's still kind of a mess.
But they have all these guys.
They're all healthy.
And it's just too much has happened.
Too much has gone wrong.
There's just too much there.
And they should be the answer to this question, even with as well as Charlotte has played,
the fully healthy magic who had a 50 and a half over under before the season should be the answer to this question.
And they're just, they just aren't.
We did bad on the over undersers.
It was the worst I've ever done.
Now, granted you have, no, but here's the thing.
And I'm not making excuses.
I think all the tanking really screwed up some of the record stuff.
Like some of the stuff that normally works, even like one of, I had the unders for Washington
and Brooklyn, I think, for, because I just thought they're trying to tank.
I think we all did.
The problem is with this many teams trying to tank, they end up playing each other a bunch of
times. So you had teams getting wins that didn't even want to win. That happened. The Milwaukee,
the Milwaukee, Dallas, Golden State, those situations being weird. It was just an awful year.
But now I'm really, I'm motivated to make a comeback. I have some playoff odds for you on Fanduil.
Nix minus 255 for the series over Atlanta. So that's a little low. I would have said three to one,
but minus 255, Atlanta plus 215 to win that. And then Cleveland is a little bit. It's a little low. I would have said three to one.
And then Cleveland is minus 480 against Toronto.
Toronto is plus 370 to take that.
And then Minnesota, Denver, what do you think the, you know nothing about odds,
but what do you think the odds are for that?
Minnesota, Denver.
Based on all the numbers you just threw out on those other series,
I'll say, like, Denver minus 500.
Denver minus 330.
Okay.
So faith in the wolves, my stealth contender, who all,
First of all, stealth means stealth, right?
Like low chance, but possible.
Stealth is a key word.
And also a matchup dependent,
and they've just walked into a nightmarish path to get anywhere in the playoffs.
3.30 is a little lower than I expected, given ants up, you know,
in and out of the lineup, Jaden has just come back.
And that's a little lower than I would have thought.
I agree.
I think there's some pedigree stuff with Minnesota,
just the two conference finals, which I think is meaningful.
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Enough for play.
It's time.
Okay.
50 minutes of four play.
Last year we did it.
This will go faster this year.
Our 25 most intriguing people in the 2026 playoffs,
we did this last year and somehow picked 28.
Oh.
Highlights the last year, we did categories.
So it's basically a draft.
We're going back and forth in drafting,
but you have to draft a player for a specific category.
And here are those categories,
America, Apex Superstar, Beloved Bench Guy, Crossroads Guy, meaning somebody who is at the crossroads
of his career, crossroads with his team, whatever, defensive stud, feel-good star, hot seat coach,
hot seat wildcard could be coach or player.
Oh, I didn't know that could be a player, too.
It can be a human being.
Okay.
Could be an owner.
Oh, my God.
Legacy guy.
second banana, third banana,
the leap.
Last year I took Tyrese Halliburton
as my leap guy.
And he made a huge leap.
Trade machine guy.
Somebody were coming out of the playoffs.
Like, that guy's getting traded.
Weak link.
And then we each get a bonus guy
who has to be mentioned.
So I gave you the first pick.
You have to pick somebody
and then stick him
in one of those categories.
So it's your most intriguing.
player assigned to a category.
So you're expecting me to come in here and get Wembe or Yokic or SGA.
Because, you know, I guess I want to win this, right?
Like there's, I don't know how one wins this, but you think I'm going to take one of
these names and I'm not.
I am going to, for the crossroads category, I'm starting here.
I am taking Donovan Mitchell in the crossroads category.
And I just think he's had a fascinating career.
He's made the playoffs every year of his career and has never made the competition.
conference finals.
His team, and it's not on him.
People say like he's never made the conference finals.
His teams have never made the conference finals.
He's had some great series.
He's had some clunkers.
His teams, particularly in Utah, and both Utah and Cleveland have had some like pretty
epic flameouts.
I think in all, I think he's been in the playoffs eight times already, eight for eight.
His teams have won, I think just one series where you could say they beat a team as good
as them or maybe a little bit better.
And that was his rookie year when they beat the Thunder with Paul George and Russ in the first round in six games.
They had the same record that year.
Other than that, they've lost to their peers.
They've lost two couple teams who are worse then.
They haven't been anyone who's better than them.
And look, Cleveland's obviously had kind of a checkered history with this core.
They exchanged one member of it, Darius Garland, for James Hardin.
Donovan Mitchell's the guy I trust the most of Cleveland's best players.
Like I expect him to be great in the playoffs.
he's been great in the playoffs.
He's been at times like the only cavalier you felt you could count on in the in the playoffs.
But it's just like I kind of want to see him make make a run longer than he's been because he's been such a consistently great player.
And it's a crossroads pick for me also because like if they, if they disappoint in the playoffs again, they've already traded one of these guys.
I just don't he's not like up for, you know, he's not a flight risk anytime soon.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying like there just comes a point you've seen it with the clippers,
the Chris Paul, Blake Griffin Clippers,
where like if you just lose too many times too early in the playoffs for what your pedigree should be,
it just starts to go sideways a little bit.
And I think Cleveland is kind of nearing that point.
And Donovan Mitchell, it just, it's, I want to see a deeper playoff run.
That's all.
And he's had some bad losses.
I think the last couple years were bad.
But the Clippers, Utah one, we're doing Kauai.
I can't remember because I was doing COVID.
Kauai got hurt halfway through the series and they still lost.
They were up to O.
They lost four games in a row.
And the sixth game is Terrence Mann having like an out of body experience and hitting
a million threes and just.
And the other, the next year when Utah limped out of the Gold Bear Mitchell era,
Luca was hurt for part of that series.
And they still couldn't beat the Mavs.
That was the Brunson.
Hmm.
maybe he could be have his own team.
I thought that was a really good pick.
I had,
I ironically had Mitchell third on my list,
not first,
but I had him third,
and I saw the case.
I don't have for that category or for just your whole list.
But just make your pick.
I would have,
no,
I would have put him either legacy or crossroad.
Here's the thing with Mitchell.
We've gone through this a couple times with players.
How far can we go with this guy?
Chris Paul, you mentioned him.
He got in there.
I think Dame was in there too.
Even though Dame did get to the conference finals
in that really weird Golden State Houston year
when Durant got hurt and all that,
and then they got swept.
But I don't think anyone felt like that
was a conference finals team.
Westbrook, I think, was another one.
We're like, what?
How far are we going with this?
And I think Mitchell is certainly a better
higher upside player
than Westbrook was.
On paper, he seems like somebody
who should be able to be the best guy
on at least a conference finalist.
I also think if it doesn't happen this year,
I wouldn't be surprised if he's on another team next year,
which is why Crossroads, I think,
was the right pick for them.
I think we both agree,
if something bad happens to this team
in one of the first two rounds,
I'm prepared for any outcome
with any guy in that roster.
Absolutely.
Nothing would shock me if they lose.
I mean, God forbid,
they lose in the first round.
I expect them to win that series.
But if Detroit just,
we've seen different versions of Cleveland,
but with this same front line,
we've seen them get out physicaled
and out toughed in the playoffs before
by big burly teams,
notably the Knicks.
If that would happen again
in a Detroit series,
all bets are off.
Yeah, because you could even see,
I don't know,
I noticed the luxury tax bill came out.
Seven teams paid the luxury tax.
The Cavs had the highest luxury tax bill.
I think it was $68 million.
I don't think they're doing that again.
And then you look at some of the desperate teams around the week
that would want to make a big splash.
And we'll see.
Mitchell always, like, it always seemed like he was supposed to go to the Knicks,
went to school in Greenwich, like famously wanted to be in the East Coast,
and then just kind of ended up on Cleveland.
I've always been suspicious of that.
And maybe Brooklyn, how many years in a row are the size just going to be like,
yeah, we're going to suck again?
Like at some point, they're going to have to make a real run at half.
in a team.
Well, they don't have their pick.
They don't control their pick next year, which makes them kind of a wild card in the
off season.
Look, I expect, like, Donovan Mitchell has re-signed with Cleveland at the moment when he could.
He's got multiple years left on his deal.
Yeah, we know that doesn't mean anything, though.
No, but he's also like, I don't want to make this too much of a pan of thing.
He's got a lot of years left on his deal.
He said all the right things.
He's been happy there.
People tend to get less happy when their teams.
He's got, actually, he's only got next year and a player option left on his deal.
he's also showing up for them in the playoffs
when other people on their team were injured or didn't show up.
So you've got to give him credit for that.
But yeah, this is a big moment for him and for the Cavs.
Yeah, at a really good season.
If Luca is ruled ineligible,
which we're just never going to find out if he's eligible or not.
If he is ruled ineligible,
I think Mitchell's going to be my fifth guy in that team.
How about this?
If we're going to take forever to make these rulings
and we're going to have to litigate this,
remember the NBA award show
when they tried to make that a thing
and kept all the awards secret for this big awards show, red carpet.
And then they pretend like that just never happened.
And we never tried that.
Let's never talk about it.
Bring it back.
If it's going to take forever, let's all get together again in July and give out some awards.
They can get the lawyers can come out like the Ernst and young guys and announce it and talk.
Who knows?
I'm going to take in my, in my Apex Superstar spot.
I'm going to take Wemby.
And I do think, I liked a Mitchell case.
I had Wembe first on my ballot.
I think he is by far the most intriguing guy in these playoffs.
I wrote down on my notes,
is this is 1975 Jaws moment.
It's just the moment when we are releasing a summer blockbuster
and it's going to make a kajillion dollars
and be known as one of the best films of its kind.
And we're always going to remember this was the year it came out.
or we're going to wait a year or two years.
Who knows?
I'm old enough to remember when it seemed like Samson or Elijah
and we're going to be around forever,
and that lasted a year.
I never trust any sort of long-term anything
when big guys are involved.
And I know right now he has a really good team
that's been kicking ass since January 1st.
He was the best part I saw in person this year.
I'm not voting for him for MVP,
but he was the best single performance I saw in person this year.
my questions are
can he play 35 to 37 minutes a game
in the playoffs which I think he's going to have to do
for this team to win
and you're going to have to rip through
this Denver
OKC, whoever comes out of the East gauntlet
win four in a row. My question
for you, if they make the finals
and he's age 22
but they lose in the finals
is that season still a huge win for him
because I would say it is.
Oh my God, yeah, absolutely.
even though you talk it out and you think they lost to an Eastern Conference team in the finals,
they'd be favorite.
To get to the finals with this young group of guys and a couple of veterans would be a massive win.
Great pick.
I'm jealous you got Wemby.
He also doesn't really fit any other category.
Like he's too young for the legacy guys.
He's too good for the defensive stud category.
He's already made the leap.
There's probably another leap coming, but that is the only category you can really.
Maybe feel good star could be, but he doesn't feel right for that.
So you got them in the right category.
The other thing that we should just mention really quick and why, you know,
I'm always excited for the NBA playoffs.
I'm trying to think of the last time a new guy was in the playoffs that was kind of can't miss.
I don't care who San Antonio plays every round.
I'm not missing a minute of the spurs in the playoffs.
And I think the last guy was probably Curry out of the new guys.
Obviously going back to the 2000s, there were others.
But when Curry and we were working together at Grant Land,
I think it was your first year.
When Curry had kind of his breakout that year,
when they upset Denver and then they lost to San Antonio.
And at some point during that,
it became like,
I'm not missing a Curry playoff game anymore,
just period.
And I'd feel that way about Wembe.
I think Wembe,
out of all the guys that are in the playoffs,
I don't want to miss Wemby or Yokage
one minute of any playoff game with those guys.
I felt that way about Luca when he first cracked the playoffs with Dallas,
and he lived up to the hype.
That's good.
I should have mentioned him.
Yeah, you're right. That's good.
Luca, but it was, was it in the bubble?
First playoff in the bubble.
Yeah, you're right. That's a good call.
My apologies to Luca.
All right, you have the next pick.
All right, I'm going to pick Yokic, and I have him in the legacy category.
That's the right category.
And I think it's the right pick.
And for just this, just this reason only.
And I was hoping the seeds would fall this way for this pick, because he is a three-time MVP.
he probably should be a four-time MVP.
I don't think he's going to win this year.
He's going to get closer.
You're going to get second again probably.
You, I think, before the season said,
he's already one of the 10 greatest players of all time.
I don't think that's premature to say that.
And I went over this on my pod last week.
If you look at all the guys who have won three or more MVP's,
it's a very short list.
Every one of them, but Moses Malone, has more than one ring.
And I think that's one of the reasons why Moses Malone doesn't get mentioned enough
in these all-time great conversations.
conversations. And that's nothing against Yokic who, if you replayed the 21 and 22 seasons with
the fully healthy nuggets, it feels like they get one of those titles potentially, like one
of those may have belonged to them. You can make the same argument about the Clippers.
But at some point, he's going to, I don't know if he's going to have to get a second ring to
enter that kind of stratosphere because he's just been this good. I just think if he does, and if he does it
this season by running through this
gauntlet of teams,
the entire conversation about him
goes even up another level where some
of the most hallowed names
in the league begin to not only be
mentioned alongside him, but maybe a
little bit behind him, but that's
if, right? That's if. And at some
point I do think he'll make another run to the
finals, and if it's this year,
we're going to be having some pretty
high level conversations about him
after the finals. Yeah.
I think I'm nailing his strategy.
through two picks.
No, that's, you made all the right points.
I would have made all the same ones.
Moses is a great comparison because he was the best part of the league for five years
and had some bad luck with the teams he was on.
Only won one title, only one finals.
He made the finals with like a 41, 41 team.
But for five years, he was the best guy in the league.
Yokic has been the best guy in the league for this entire decade.
He's either been one or two, depending on who got super hot that year,
or whatever else was going on.
I did a tweet this week about,
this weekend about if he's second an MVP,
if he finishes number two,
which I think is conceivable,
that he'd be the third player ever to be first or second
an MVP for six straight years.
The other two were Russell and Bird.
There's only, he would be, I think,
the six guy ever to just have six top two MVP finishes.
And I think MVP finishes are super important.
It's a good way to look at
who actually had real impact.
It's easy to be like, oh, this guy was amazing,
but go look at where did they stay in the season.
This is the thing that is probably the worst for Curry's top 10 case
is he kind of doesn't have enough like top three, top four MVPs
if you're really putting him against everybody.
It's the one thing you can ding him on.
And for Yoko, it's the finals.
By the years from now, you look back and you go,
he only won one title, what happened?
And you weren't there to see how devastated the murder.
injury was because it took two playoffs away from them.
And the other thing I will say, I was out to dinner with some guys in Denver last night, Nuggets
fans, they wanted the third seed and they wanted the gauntlet.
And I thought it was interesting why.
I don't know if the team probably doesn't care about this, but they are so sick of hearing
about how Denver had an easy road to the first championship, how they got to face two play-in
teams along the way, including in the finals, that they now want, they're not getting greedy.
if they're like, if we're going to win it again,
I want to win it the hardest way possible.
And it just got me thinking about
not only Yokic and the MVP in history,
but like if they actually did this
against these teams,
what it would mean for
the whole franchise.
The gauntlet's good. I mean, my favorite
Celtic team ever was the 87 team
the year after they won in 86
when they had to, they basically had a seven game
war against Milwaukee, a seven game war
against Detroit, and then they had to play the
Lakers. And then he beat the Lakers.
But it was like, just that pulled the most out of them.
They're almost broken down at the end.
And it was a real championship run.
You know, this Nuggets team's a little younger.
I think they could survive other things.
I think there's more chances here.
But Yoko's just had the best year of his career,
and he's probably not going to win the MVP.
The offensive stats, I was doing all the work this weekend,
trying to figure out of vote for.
And the offensive stats are just like,
you just can't even believe it.
It's like, you're just like,
You're just like, oh my God, like true shooting.
Just pick any stat.
Like, oh, my God, this guy's created over, what do you, 28 points a game and 12 a C created
like over 50 points a game of offense.
And I'll say it.
I'll say it again.
The defense is not.
And was the best rebounder?
Their defense has not been good enough in the last 20 games, whatever.
Problematic.
Maybe it's a wait till the playoffs thing, maybe whatever.
Like, if you're, if you're just focusing on that, what you're missing is like,
they're making it look so easy on offense,
no matter who they play,
that it's actually a little bit scary.
Some of these games are like,
it's like shooting fish in the barrel.
It's just too easy for them that if they actually ramp up their defense at all,
like Peyton Watson gets healthy, whatever,
they can absolutely win the title.
It's just a hard road.
So that's my,
that's my pick.
Denver 12 to 1 to win the title.
OKC is plus 125,
San Antonio's plus 480,
and the Celtics are plus 550.
Cleveland is 10 to 1.
That was the other one.
Cleveland's odds dropped
because of how the playoffs played out with Toronto,
which I thought was interesting.
Okay, really good pick.
You're doing a great job.
Thank you.
Your scouting apartment should be proud.
I have to take Tatum here
because it's a most intriguing draft.
Okay.
And I'm going to put him in the feel-good star category.
He was my number one pick for that.
category. I was actually going to take,
I might, Luke is going to take him next room.
We don't need to talk about Tatum. Everybody
knows the stakes.
This was one of the
craziest comebacks I've ever seen.
And in some ways,
he's even better than he was before he left.
Another ways, he's not. Like, I thought that Nick's game,
he had a lot of trouble going
buying around Dan and Obie, which I
thought was notable. Like, there's a certain way to
offend him that I just don't think he's 100%
comfortable with the first step yet.
Everything else is back. The reboundings
back, the passing's back.
And he's just so much better than I thought he was going to be.
I was like, boy, it would be nice if he was a rich man, Sam Houser.
And it's like, this guy's one of the 10 best rebounds in the league already.
And playing defense and the passing.
And, you know, just is a really meaningful athlete to Boston fans and Celtic fans
and at the games.
And everyone's just really invested in this.
So the longer it goes, I think it can be pretty special.
It's the right pick.
He would have been a good second banana pick maybe the way this year is gone, but it's the right
category for him.
I was going to take him next round, but you taking him in this round allows me to make the most
obvious pick, but load up my roster.
Apex Superstar, because I took Yolkich for Legacy guy.
Apex Superstar, I'll just take SGA, just sitting there low-hanging fruit.
I'll take them.
Everything I said about Yokic, legacy, what happens to him if he levels up?
He's probably, I would say, going to win his second MVP.
If he finishes that with back-to-back titles, breaking the league's no repeat streak and back-to-back finals MVP's.
We're talking like I saw some tweet today is he already one of the 25 best players in the league.
That conversation is going to go zoom in in a different, is zoom in higher than that if this postseason goes that way.
So look, I got Yokic, I got SGA.
I'm taking SGA.
And there's no other category for him.
This is the only category, I think, where he fits.
So I'm taking him here.
I just did my pyramid.
I just updated it for the playoffs.
And I have him in level four.
And I have him 30th.
Okay.
And I think that's the right area.
But I think if they win a second title and he's two-time back-to-back MVP,
back-to-back titles, back-to-back finals, MVP's, he's in the top 25 and that's it.
It's not arguable.
That's just where he ends up because now we're talking about.
some real shit that only a handful of guys have done in the history of the league.
Good pick. I have no notes.
I also think he could have been, if there's a category of who could be dinged by these playoffs,
that would have been an interesting one.
Like if he just sucks in the San Antonio series or, you know, there's some other outcomes.
So then we're like some Ivan Drago, the Russian or cut outcomes,
which you could feel a little bit
in December when they played the Spurs
a couple times like, huh.
So if we have a 7 foot 5 alien,
we can stop this guy.
But that's the only time you felt that way.
Only time.
I just never worry about him having a bad game.
And even his bad games were like,
oh, he shot 8 for 21
and still got 10 free throws
and finished with 29 points.
And then, you know, the next game,
he's going to play.
He just never has two.
bad games in a row. Defense is a constant. Anyway, that's an obvious pick.
I changed my mind on my MVP pick 230 times this weekend. I forgot to tell you.
Are you going to finish that story or are you just going to leave it hanging there?
Still haven't decided.
Okay.
This is for my weak link pick.
Oh, boy. You get negative.
No, you know what? I'm going to go hot seat wildcard.
Oh, I'm jealous because I have, I have two guesses for who you're going to pick, and I'll just pick the other one later.
Deeran Fox.
Oh, you went not coach.
Okay.
Went not coach.
Okay.
Hot seat wildcard, Deer and Fox.
I have talked about this on the pod in the past.
Don't need to belabor it.
But this is the guy to watch on this spurs team as we start climbing levels and seeing how high they can go.
Somebody who used to be one of the best clutch guys in the league who had the offense running through him,
the Kings who now has to figure out when to pick his spots on this team with a seven-foot-six
alien on it. And there's been some signs, some uh-oh signs for me watching them.
If I'm a Spurs fan, the ball seems to find him a lot in big moments. I'm not always sure
he's going to deliver. And I'm just really interested to see how it plays out. Because ultimately,
when you go in these playoffs and you'll see it like when it's Hawks Knicks,
ultimately that game's going to come down to CJ versus Jalen Brunson, right?
And if you're a Hawks fan and you're in these tight games with three minutes left,
you're going to have this epiphany where you're like,
fuck, we have CJ who's a good player and they have Jalen Brunson,
who's second team Omba.
We're kind of at a disadvantage here.
If Fox is the guy deciding offense for them,
but now I'm going against Yokeach or SGA,
I just don't like my chances as much.
I think it's a lot of pressure for him.
And he could be the lightning rod if things don't go well in a series,
especially when we have 48 hours, 72 hours between games.
And he has like a 3 for 16, 0 for 6 from 3, game 4,
start of sports center, start of all the shows, start of all the pods,
what's up with Darren Fox, should they bench him?
Just interested to see how it goes if it goes wrong.
And it might not go wrong.
Yeah, should we bench him feels a little far-fetched to me.
In the podcast era, what are you talking about?
Okay, fair.
In the hot take studio show era, that will absolutely be a topic.
I'll just say this.
I had him on the list for my candidates for the trade machine pick.
The problem there being he has four years left on his contract after this at a gigantic number.
I've actually been completely fine with how he's played this year.
dipping down to 33% from three is a little disappointing given he started higher than that.
I think he's just done a good job at fitting in and not forcing anything and gradually developing a better chemistry with Wembe.
I don't think he's ever going to be tasked with, okay, man, now we need to run every offensive possession through you.
It's crunch time. You were clutch player of the year, two years ago, three years ago, whatever.
I don't think this team is built like that and that's fine.
But he's being paid a salary of that level of player for many years going forward.
And the Spurs, although they're thrilled to have this sort of like present All-Star, Dierin Fox now,
two young guards rising up behind him.
Nobody's overtaxed.
The young guys don't have to do too much.
At some point, that equation starts to wobble when the young guys get ready and expensive.
And it's just, it's only natural.
And, you know, you just never know when the time is going to come.
So he was on my list for that category.
And I don't, I don't disagree with a lot of your reasoning.
I also just don't worry about him much in terms of like underperforming.
Yeah, and from an aggregation standpoint.
I'm glass-half full on Fox with this team.
I'm just trying to look at if things start to go wrong,
what would people point at?
And that seems to be the one.
But I actually like him on this team.
And I think if they didn't have him,
you would still want a guy like him,
somebody who's a little older,
somebody who's been in some situations.
He's competitive.
I think he's a, you know,
he's a legitimately good point guard.
And this is an awesome spot for him.
They actually need him.
They need him at the end of games.
You know, he's just got to figure out how do I pick my spots
and how much do I take over?
How much do I defer?
And it's, I don't envy him because he'll be the lightning rod if it doesn't work out.
All right, you're up.
I'm deciding if I want to make a good pick or just an annoy you pick.
And I think I'm going to just annoy you.
Okay.
And take Peyton Pritchard as my beloved bench guy, just so you can't have him.
And, and, uh, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, I think I'm going to,
Obviously, he's been phenomenal all season, whether he started or come off the bench.
His paint game, one-on-one game is reaching Paul Bunyan level proportions at this point.
And he's massively important to arguably the best team in the Eastern Conference.
So I will take him off the board for you.
I was delighted that he had a really good Knicks game against a team that he has always sucked against.
I thought that was weirdly important that he finally put one on the board because they're going to definitely
we see him. All right, let's get crazy.
My next pick
is Jalen Williams.
Which one?
J-dub. You know what? I'm not
going to get that crazy.
No, fuck it.
I'm going to take him as my trade machine guy.
I like it.
Just for fun. Just for shits and giggles.
It's not just for fun. It's not just for fun. Don't do that.
you got something
ruin in your head
okay C has a lot of money
to spend over these next couple years
and I just sometimes I wonder
like if if it doesn't work out for them
this year how does that play out
and I also couldn't think of another place to put him
because I didn't want him as my second banana
look he's looked good lately
I don't think there's a lot to worry about here
but I also think it's going to be really hard
to have three max guys plus case on wall
plus all these draft picks.
And I do wonder, like,
if you're going to take a huge swing,
what does that look like?
Now, if they win the title again,
they're not trading anybody.
But who knows?
I'm just trying to loosen the draft.
Look, there's a reason why I have...
It's like a stool softener pick.
I'm just loosening things up.
There's a reason my trade machine list
is loaded with guys on the Thunder
that are not J. Dub,
but are like Dort and, you know,
Wallace and A.J. Mitchell,
just guys that, you know,
they can fling around the league.
I'm not going to go to that category.
Now I'm going to go chalk and in my second banana category for reasons that need not to be elaborated on at all.
I will pick Carl Anthony Towns is my second banana intriguing for the playoffs.
Team is built to win now.
Team fired its coach despite its first conference finals appearance in forever.
Up and down season, he seems to be the subject of a team-wide existential crisis every two weeks,
has actually finished strong enough that I would put him third team all NBA right now.
His defense has been a pretty solid defensive couple of months for him.
And you just know that by game, maybe by game two of the first round,
we will have an existential crisis of like,
why did he only take four shots in the last three quarters of that game?
Or why are they not running the Brunson Towns pick and roll enough,
which they've been running a lot lately?
And we shall see how it goes against the hall.
but he's had ups and downs in the playoffs to say the least.
I think he's turned some corners in that regard over the last couple of years
and got a little more consistent, made some huge shots last year along the way.
But he's still one of the more enigmatic second banana types in the league,
and I'm proud to have him on my roster.
You and I both know a lot of Knicks fans, and you live in Connecticut,
so you're around them.
Probably 50% of texts I get from Knicks fans are about 10%.
But sometimes, like, positive, like excited that they think towns, good things are happening with towns.
He's figured it out.
I think this Atlanta matchup, I think this Atlanta matchup is a good matchup for him.
I don't think it's a great matchup for the Knicks relative to what they could have drawn.
But it'll be interesting to see how the Hawks guard him.
But if they guard him, like they guarded him the last time they played last week, it's a good matchup for him.
And the Knicks should lean into his offense more.
So I'm optimistic.
This is an optimistic, hopeful pick of cat.
I need to get this guy off the board before you take him.
It's a little early.
I'm taking him for third banana.
But I also think he's super intriguing for these playoffs because I think he's a ceiling
changer.
I think you're going to take my guy.
Yeah, I sure am.
You can say hi to him in Denver right now.
Oh, it is.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Yes.
he's the superpower of this Denver team
he looks like he's back
and you could
and Yokage physically looks like he's back
and I think this might be the most healthy
they've had all three of those guys
at the same time playing well
that I can remember
since they won the title
so for
that was three years ago
he's just
it feels like he just
gets slightly better every year.
And there's been guys like this of Rambe history
that just as they get older,
they age like a fine wine.
And he's one of them.
I just feel like every year he's gotten 5% better.
So that's my third minute of pick.
I mean,
needless to say,
he was my number one choice for this category.
And I've almost already taken him twice
and I'm angry that you took him.
I'm glad I got Peyton Pritcher.
Maybe I'll start just take,
maybe I'll just make a run of Celtics despite you.
Maybe just get resentful.
Maybe I'll take Hugo now is my,
defensive stud just to just despite
I'm not going to do that
I'm not I'm not doing that
let's see let's see let's see
I'm going to go back to back
bananas
okay
and for my third banana
I will go back to back
Knicks I guess one could argue
if he's the true third banana
but the other noisy
Nick dialogue is all about McHalebridge's
because of the five first round pick
because of the last six weeks where it's like, did he not crack double figures again?
And just they need him to be not only a more reliable score, but a more, when they're flowing,
he's just more involved in the offense, both as a secondary ball handler as like a playmaker
or an open space.
He's just more involved.
And they're going to need that version of him.
And just like Kat, if they don't get it, like just in general, if this playoffs go
poorly for the Knicks if they lose to the Hawks in the first round, which is not impossible.
If they lose to Boston in the second round, there'd be no shame in that, right?
Like Boston's been the best team in these for the last 40 games.
It's a good matchup for the Knicks, but there's certainly be no shame in it.
However, there would certainly be like an organization-wide stain of we fired the coach
and did this really dramatic stuff and took an in our round earlier.
And we traded five first round picks for this guy and Janus is still sitting out there.
I just feel like there's going to be a lot of McHale Bridges noise.
And so he's going to be, you know, Ananobe could be a third banana for them.
I'm taking McHale Bridges.
Interesting.
I feel like Ananobe is their third banana.
But maybe in the playoffs it becomes Bridges.
I don't know.
I guess they're both third bananas.
Maybe they're on that team, they're both third bananas, I guess it would be fair.
That's the sometimes real and sometimes theoretical strength of the Knicks.
They just have a lot of very good players.
And he's one of them.
he's certainly given the ball handling load he showed he could take in Brooklyn
is sort of more tailor-made for like a banana 2.5 kind of role
that he just hasn't played enough for them.
So you can tell that I'm just, the Knicks are just the most interesting puzzle to me
in the NBA.
Them are the Cavs.
And so it's not a coincidence that I've drafted to Knicks.
Well, there's also their storylines with them that include
they haven't won the title since 1973.
they are looming as a semi-blow-it-up team.
They're looming as a Janus possible destination.
They're looming as a possible Donovan Mitchell destination.
They're looming as just the destination.
I'm prepared for anything with the Knicks that they lose in round one or round two.
Listen, you started out really well in this draft,
and the board has just been breaking for me perfectly ever since.
You don't like my Knicks?
No, I do.
I'm just excited.
that you left this guy on the board for me
for the hot seat coach
category.
I'ma doca.
I have not been impressed
by the coaching of this team this year.
The chemistry doesn't seem great.
I think the offense
has just been bizarre.
I don't understand why
Emey hasn't just said
I have to sink or swim with Reed Shepard
because I don't have Fred Bandbte
and it's going to be impossible
to win even two straight rounds
without a real point guard
and he's just doing it his way.
They put a staggering amount of miles
in minutes on Amman Thompson
who led the league in minutes this year
and Kevin Durant,
who's 37 years old,
who I think was like seventh in minutes.
No, they were one, two.
And they're hard minutes.
They were won two the last time I checked.
Oh, Jesus.
Hard minutes.
Like total minutes.
Right.
It's not like Kevin Durant's running to the corner and just setting up shot watching other people on the play.
He's dribbling the ball up against people like Jada McDaniels and shit like that.
I don't understand half the shit this team has done all season.
And I don't understand the Reed Shepard thing at all.
I don't care if he's weak for you on defense.
You're putting miles and unnecessary crunch time issues on your team.
And it's like you took Reed Shepardt's.
Shepard third. Either he has something or he doesn't, but you have to find out this year.
You're not winning the title. So I just don't understand it. And I would be very unsurprised if
he was not their coach next year. Remember, for this category last year, I took Tom Tibido.
You did. And you did a triple take backwards. And I was proven correct.
I think they've backed into it. Not that they've won nine out of ten. They haven't backed in anything,
but they have a good first round matchup. And I think if they win a playoff series,
and play a pretty honestly competitive
second round playoff series
despite all the offensive
infrastructure stuff that we spent all year
talking about the crunch time disasters
and whatever
with Van Fleet injured
and Finney Smith being a complete nothing
I think they would walk him
and I think they'd be fine giving you may another year
it's not a completely off the wall pick
what if they lose to LeBron
and the Lakers in round one
in a series that Luca Dachich plays two games
Or no games.
And by the way,
would there be,
would there be,
I mean,
EMA is trash talk LeBron
multiple times in games.
I feel like he kind of wants to fight LeBron.
Yeah.
Like,
there's something there.
And if they're losing,
who the hell knows?
It's not a,
it's a,
yeah,
that could be the first,
if EMA came off the,
the two guys that could come off the bench
should actually get into a fight
with a player or him and Joe Missoula.
I think Joe Mozilla,
anytime there's any sort of an altercation,
I always worry.
But this happened in 1975 in the finals
when Al Adels came off the bench
and fought Mike Reardon
and got ejected, by the way.
Okay, you're up.
I'm so excited.
The leap, the leap.
I could take this guy in multiple categories.
I have a feel-good star
that I want to take in that category,
but you've already filled that category, I believe.
So I'm strategically shoving this pick down the road.
I know you wish you had this guy on your roster,
so I'll take him in the leap category.
Steph Castle will be my leap guy.
And I'll just pen him in.
Damn it.
I don't even need to explain it.
He might be like my favorite non-top-ten player in the league to watch.
Everything about him is insanely entertaining to watch.
And I know one thing, can nitpick is shooting, nitpick his turnovers, can't nitpick is passing, can't nitpick his assist passing, can't nitpick his pain scoring.
One thing I know for sure is that dude is not afraid of anything that's about to hit them into playoffs.
He wants all of it.
He's not afraid of any player.
He's not afraid of any opponent.
He's not afraid of any scheme.
He's not afraid of having a, oh, he's shot.
He started 0 for 8 in his first career playoff game.
Is he going to get rattled?
No, no, he's not.
So he's my leap guy.
I spent a half hour making sure it wasn't absurd to put him on third team
Omba and the answer was it's not.
I would encourage anyone questioning whether he should be on an all-MBA team
with all the guys that are now missing.
See him in person once.
It all makes sense if you see him in person.
I didn't.
And I count league passed too because I watched a lot of Spurs this year because of Wembe.
I never saw that guy take a split second off.
even today in that Denver game,
there was a stretch where he was just getting
offensive rebounds.
They were surrounded by all these taller guys
and he just kept jumping up over people
and getting offensive rebounds
and giving them the people.
I love Steph Castle.
That's a really good pick.
I did have him.
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Okay.
Going to have to do it.
You did this last year so I don't feel like I'm cheating.
And if you want me to just confine it to one player, that's fine.
No, do what you want to do.
this is for the crossroads guy
and again
they might not even be in the playoffs
for all we know
but I'm taking Palo
and I'd like to really take him
with Franz
just because
I feel like if this week goes badly
for Orlando
I do not think these two guys
will be teammates next year
and they will just have to
make some hard decisions
I think this is
a stealthy honest
team. I think it's a stealth. Hey, Sacramento, you give us the fourth pick in the draft and we'll
give you Palo. Let's dance. I'm just prepared for anything with this, but I think they would have to
take a hard look at whether it makes sense to build a team around these two guys together.
I think they already probably have and are doing it pending, not even pending the playoffs.
I had him, I was going to take him in my trade machine pick for all the reasons you have.
outlined. I'm fine with you can have both
him and Franz. He was a little too
young for me in the crossroads category.
And it's always, by the way, Palo
has always shown up big in the
playoffs. And I think that's one of the good, it's
one of the interesting reasons to take him here.
After a pretty spotty regular season, the last
couple months have been better than the ones that came before
it. Fit with Franz is still kind of
TBD. But on underman teams,
that dude has always showing up
and not just in a like, oh, he had to take
30 shots and he got a pretty inefficient
35 points. Like he's showing up on both ends
the floor and play pretty well.
And that guy is still in there, obviously.
So it's a good pick, and I had him on my trade list.
Yeah, because they could lose to Philly and they could lose to Charlotte and be out of the
playoffs on Friday night.
And at that point, the wheels on the trade machine will come off.
All right, you're up.
It's time for another spite pick.
I contemplated him for leap.
Okay.
defensive stud
I will take
Derek White
another one of my
favorite players to watch
in the league
unrelenting
makes every decision
correctly
would have been in my
all NBA conversation
and he shot the ball
a little better
I saw Pina put him on
I just don't think
you can put a guard
who takes this many threes
and doesn't make enough
of them on an all
NBA team even with all
these guys missing
but he's on the fringes
of the conversation
and I think if he shot
39% from three
or something, I think he's that good at everything else and just an all-time great defensive guard
for a team that, again, has legit finals ambitions.
Do you have him first team, Aldi?
I do not.
I have him second team.
Yeah.
It's funny because this is an intriguing draft, and I think he belongs in the draft
for the reasons you just mentioned, but also because much like the Aaron Fox on the spurs,
he could be the guy that sinks to Celtics if he can't make a shot.
because it'll hit a point
a little like
2002 where teams are just going to leave them open
if they don't think it's going in.
It hasn't been that bad,
but it's been veering toward the vicinity of,
hey,
we're going to actually have to see you make two
before we start flying out at you.
I heard you talking about this with legs,
and I am on like Team Missoula about this.
I'm not worried.
And if you want to leave him open,
I'm thrilled that you're going to leave them open.
I'm not worried either.
I want him to take all this,
all the shots.
I'm not worried either,
but I'm a tiny bit worried.
Just a little bit.
A little,
a whiff worried.
All right.
He's still on the board.
I can't believe I can get him
with this kind of value this late.
As my legacy guy,
I'll happily take Jaylen Brunson here.
So,
this broke...
It's a fantastic pick.
It's broke pretty nicely for them.
They get to play.
Toronto round one, which...
No, they played the Hawks.
Atlanta.
They play the Holes.
Yeah, that part didn't break.
That part didn't break nicely for them.
Actually, it didn't break nicely for them.
I'd take it back.
I recant that comment.
But they go Atlanta, round one, and then Boston,
round two.
He's got a ton of confidence against Boston.
He's got a ton of confidence against everybody.
He's a beloved New Yorker.
He's done a lot for the team.
They came within two wins of the finals last year.
I don't know how many more.
more swings at the apple you're going to get.
You have a one seed Detroit team that's pretty young.
You have a two seed Boston that you feel like you can beat because you beat them last year.
And this is about as good of a chance as you're going to get.
San Antonio, not quite San Antonio yet.
Wembee next year is going to be more frightening.
OKC will be the same.
Denver, probably the best they're going to be.
It's a really nice moment for him.
He's second team NBA.
I don't think he will be a top five MVP.
Do you?
No.
Do you think he could sneak fifth play?
I don't think he will.
No.
And I think he's kind of settled into people have an opinion on him
and they think he is what he is.
But I think he's somebody that can go toe to toe
with every great player of the league.
And we'll see.
Legacy guy.
I think it's a great pick.
And it's a great pick particularly because he's a Nick.
and because of what conversations he's already in.
Every week there's a new,
is he already the greatest Nick since X?
Or could he be the greatest Nick ever?
Is he already a better Nick than this guy?
If he takes them to the finals,
there's going to be Ewing compared.
There's just going to be a lot of,
Ewing obviously had incredible longevity.
You have this guy's from the 70s and all that.
But like there's just because he's a Nick,
all the legacy talk feels like doubly important and noisy.
well, especially because they're all sitting
court side at the games.
He's had a taste of it because they've had success
in the playoffs the last couple years
and you can see how the entire city mobilizes
behind the team when they're playing well
and he's the focal point of it. So there you go.
Okay, you're up.
I have a lot of the negative categories yet.
And I'm not, I don't want to go there yet.
Especially since you've left me
a guy who doesn't fit anywhere else
other than has to be mentioned.
And so you know who has to be mentioned?
Jalen Brown has to be mentioned, the guy who is going to be in the top five of the MVP and probably be first team all NBA and set the tone for a Celtics team that was not going to accept pessimists like me saying gap year under 41 and a half, whatever.
And has been all too happy to talk about that.
And now the playoffs are here and Jason Tatum's back.
And I'm just fascinated to see how Boston continues to evolve with the guy who was their undisputed best player.
now back in the lineup with Jalen Brown coming off an incredible regular season where he leveled up to degrees in different categories that, as you've said, you don't normally see guys in year 10 leveling up this much in his passing, this much in his dribbling, this much in his steadiness, this much in his decision making.
Now the bigger stages here and there's going to be not scrutiny, but just sort of curiosity of like, okay, now you're facing the best teams, the best defense is game planning for you.
Jason Data is back.
How does it all look?
And so I don't have another category to take him in.
He's got to be taken.
I'll take him in my must-be-mentioned category.
So you're taking him in bonus guy who must be mentioned?
Yes.
Okay.
Because I don't have any other place to take him, and I get to steal them from you.
It's interesting.
I thought you might take him in the leap.
Well, I took Castle already.
Yeah.
The leap already, the leap kind of, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know where else to take him, so I'm going to take him here.
And Boyd, as he deserved to be mentioned,
he's been one of the half dozen best stories,
biggest stories, most important stories of this entire season.
I'm going to take, oh, my feel-good star is gone.
Damn it.
I already took a feel-good.
Well, that really complicates things for me.
Well, oh, man.
Looks like I have to do second banana.
And I get to take one of my favorite guys this season,
somebody I've really thoroughly enjoyed.
You took Steph Castle for me that I would have put in this category.
I'm going to take Jalen Thurton of the Detroit Pistons,
who I think I'm going to vote for second team Omba.
I think he has been,
you mentioned Jalen before,
and I think Jalen Dern's like this too.
I think when we only go stats and advanced stats
when you're looking at somebody's case for whatever
and you're not also talking about
the stuff you can feel when you're watching a season,
the nuances of the season.
I think to me that Jalen Brown, Jalen Dern
are the two guys I think of for this
and Castle to some degree too.
Jalen Brown, there's all kinds of stats
where you can be like,
the on-off, it's not as good.
And if you didn't actually watch the season,
you didn't understand how important it was
that he scored, Jalen Brown scored 35 points, I think 35 times this year.
And he repeatedly guarded the other best guy on the other team and just showed up night after
night after night where this weird team that they had with no Tatum and you never do if Pritchard
was going to show up offensively or of white or one of the wings. But you always kind of knew Jalen
was going to be there. There's 30 points and his 12 free throw attempts and his nine, two points.
And there's something to be said for that. Duren is the same thing for me.
night after night this guy is 20 and 10
he's one of the physical
most scary guys in the league
there's an intensity to him that he has
that I think the team feeds off
and I think other than Cade
he's the guy on this team that they
he's the emotional fulcrum
and I think he's gotten better
as the year went along too do you
do you feel that way
do you feel like he's gotten a little better
offensively as the year has gone
because I do
especially without
out Cade when they needed him to get to get 20 every night.
Some nights he got 25, some nights he got 30.
I think he's a very intriguing player because he's still so young.
I think he's still 22 or 23 years old.
There are still occasional hiccups with him on defense in terms of his positioning and his
angles, but he can make up for a lot of it with just sheer athleticism.
That's going to be tested.
I've had a couple of scouts kind of just say, I have a little skepticism with his
offensive game and how it will survive in the playoffs because he sees.
seems to sometimes operate on the knife's edge of risk of turnovers, of thread the needle passes,
of is that dribble move really going to work?
And they're curious to see how it holds up against elite defenses who are a little bit more focused on him.
I would be optimistic.
I think he should be an absolute lock for all NBA.
I'd have him third team.
I wouldn't really argue too strongly if you put him second team.
But he should be like he should be a lock.
And he'd be a lock even if Luca and Ant were both eligible, he would still make my third team.
So he's a great pick.
And the reason why both Jaylins are fun for the intriguing draft, because they're both intriguing.
Jalen's going to be intriguing for all the who's going to have the ball at the end of the game.
Can he continue to stay at this level, Jalen Brown?
And then Dern, it's like, okay, you guys are number one seed.
You looked awesome in the regular season.
Can you now go up like 8% in the playoffs?
Can you now be like a 20 and 14 guy, 22 and 14?
Can you do this night after night?
Can you stay out of foul trouble?
can you keep that physicality
without losing your temper and shit like that.
All right, you're up again.
We're running out of categories.
Yeah, I'll just take the low-hanging fruit and be quick.
I'll just take Mosley for a hot seat coach.
We already talked about it.
It's an obvious pick.
Someone has to do it.
I like it.
Oh, I put that in the hot seat wildcard.
Okay.
I got rid of both of my hot seats already.
man there's some good guys that we haven't taken yet including this next guy who let me see if I have a spot for him
oh I'll put him here I'll put him in my bonus guy who has to be mentioned Anthony Edwards
he depends mentioning that's for damn sure
who just, it's just, I didn't even really expect to take him here, but I just, we've gone too far
without him being in there. A couple intriguing things about him. Is he 100% healthy?
Can he beat Denver again and have this like crazy, you know, fairly successful run against a pretty
great Nuggets team over the years? What happens if he can play OKC in a series? What happens if he's
going against Wemby in a series. Every sort of outcome with Anthony Edwards and any round is
intriguing and fun. We'll see if he's 100%. I've heard he's close to 100%, but not 100.
He was also sick. That was part of the reason why he missed a couple of these games. He was,
he was, like, quite ill, and it wasn't just the knee soreness or whatever he was out.
I know one thing that'll happen. If there's one guy who's actually going to try to dunk on Wembenyama,
it's him. And talk shit and talk shit about the French and God only knows with him. Okay. We're
almost done. Trade machine guy.
I've got a number of candidates.
I could go boring like Cam Johnson
salary dump to
resign Payton Watson. I could go
whatever. I'll go Julius Randall
as my trade machine guy.
I like it. It's had a shaky
last six weeks or so.
The world knows they were
going through whatever machinations would have been
necessary to try to get involved in the honest.
I mean, there's just almost no way he wouldn't be
part of some multi-team trade in that
scenario. He was all
awesome in the playoffs last year,
played the best ball of his life
in the playoffs last year.
And if they are going to be the team
that they think they can be,
they got to get out of their own way
in a number of ways.
And one of those things is him.
And if not, who knows?
So I'll take Julius Randall.
I have no notes.
I'm going to go right to my weak link.
And I make this pick.
I'd like to make the point.
This is not a character assassination.
I've been really impressed
by how he's played this year.
I am just judging it
based on history, reputation,
and whether he can shed some of that reputation,
but also some of the situations he's been in this season
where his team, which is really good,
has really needed him to all of a sudden, like,
uh-oh, our leads down to one,
can you create a really good shot for us?
And that man is Tobias Harris.
Oh, wow. Wow.
Yeah.
Will he remain a playoff week?
link or will he shed the weak link label?
Because all I know is watching this Pistons team,
the ball seems to find him in big spots.
And we've seen in the regular season,
that's fine.
And in the playoffs,
it's usually not.
But I can promise that if you're a Pistons fan,
you've had this conversation with yourself.
Like,
man,
we really needed that 17-foot fall away from Tobias on the baseline
to squeeze out that win.
Is that going to be happening in round one,
round two?
We'll see.
Well, he's especially important during the non-Ked minutes for them.
He plays almost all the non-Ked minutes for this reason.
Like, hey, at the very least, the floor of our possession is a 15-foot turnaround in the post from Tobias Harris.
Not a lot of shot creation on that Pistons team, although Jenkins has gone better.
All right, you're up.
He's been great.
Tobias has been one of the heart and soul guys on that team, a vet.
They love him.
I just saying all that, I didn't think he was high profile enough to fit that category.
Oh, a critique of my draft.
I mean, look, weak link, I could go.
This is the number one seed, the third best player, the guy who takes big shots for them.
Is he the third best player?
He's not.
I guess Sart Thompson is.
So fourth best player.
All right, fine.
I mean, weak link, I contemplated a whole bunch of guys.
Are you going to take one?
Yeah, I'm going to take a loop.
I'll do the week.
You're ragging on Tobias Harris?
You're taking Vucevich?
contemplated. Of course
I contemplated Aiton, as
we all would.
Wow, he doesn't.
He's just a permanent
week link. He's not intriguing.
I'm not intrigued to see if he won't be a weeklink.
I'm going to go intriguing
in weak link. A more high
wattage player, could have been
a trade machine player.
I'd like to
see Jalen Green again in the playoffs.
And can we just get a redo on
the Warriors disaster from last year?
He hasn't played much
this year. They plugged him right back in as a full-time starter and he's basically just being
Jalen Green, which has taken a lot of shots and not making enough of them. And decision-making is a
little bit better. He's had a few nice passes on the pick and roll lately that I think are level-up
passes for him. But it's just, it's very inconsistent. His contract is super tradable.
And I could see him shooting them out of a play-in game or a playoff game. And also like the one
game they won, or one of the, I'm sorry, the one of the games they won. The one game he played
really well last year against the Warriors.
It was because he just went crazy.
I just think we haven't seen if that,
is this really the right fit for him with Booker
and maybe we'll learn a little bit more in the playoffs.
That's pretty good.
Thank you.
Oh, man.
There's a guy I really want to take here,
but I feel like it's a waste of a pick.
I'm going to do it.
I feel the same way about this guy
that I did about the guy I took last year.
I don't think it's going to work out the same for his team.
for the leap
Tyrese maxi
I don't know if this will happen
but if you're just looking at the playoffs
and saying
which guy could completely change his narrative
in a month and a half
I took Caliburton a year ago
because I thought the Pacers had a legitimate chance
to win a round or two
and I liked how he was playing and I like that team
I don't like the Sixers team as much
but if they're in a two-sacist
matchup against the Celtics.
I think he would go toe to toe with the Celtics for two weeks.
And all the Celtic fans would be terrified of him and relieved that to get rid of
him by the end of this series.
If he goes against Detroit, same thing.
I actually think he has another gear in him.
He's great at home.
The fans really believe in him.
Like, he's a guy that could just go for 36 a game in the playoffs or some crazy thing.
I could see it.
So I had to have him somewhere in this draft,
and I'm taking him.
He was sensational the last time we saw him in the playoffs
two years ago against the Knicks,
30 a game, seven assists,
a bunch of huge dagger shots,
including one that,
I believe one game five for them.
I can't remember if I thought of my head what game it was.
On the one hand,
I want to say,
can a guy who almost average 29 points a game make a leap?
But without MBD,
it could definitely make a leap
in terms of just his
standing in the league
if he has a series
like you're describing
which is totally on the table
totally on the table.
Yeah,
this is an,
I'm carrying a team
by myself to a giant upset.
And I think
this is the right point
of his career.
I also like,
there's something about that dude.
You're up 10 against Philly
and he'll just score 10 points
in like 90 seconds.
It was just like,
oh my God,
what just happened?
We're up 10.
He and Donovan Mitchell
are like that day.
might be the two scariest guys in the league when their teams are down 12 with 90 seconds left
and you're about to check out of the game. They just go insane.
Okay, feel good star. I'll do it. I'll just take my feel good star. Easy pick.
I've been just biding my time on this one. Lamello ball.
I almost took him for leap and I didn't have the balls.
No pun intended. He is a textbook, central casting, feel good, the narrative turned all the way around.
and let's capitalize on it now in a playing game or two.
And let's get him away, Mo.
Beloved...
Beloved...
Uh, boy.
At what point are the low-mellow driving jokes going to expire?
Are we almost there?
Never.
It's the hard part is that driving is a part of his game,
and so you're just going to say it all the time,
and it's going to always conjure up that image.
Okay.
I have to bang up, beloved bench guys.
I have to bang out defensive stud.
And those are my last two categories.
So, beloved bench guy, had him in Boston once upon a time.
I think he's going to play an important role in a long spurs playoff series because I am dubious of Wembe,
staying completely healthy for 10 straight weeks.
And this team's pretty good when he plays.
The one and only, Luke Cortinette.
I thought one of the best signings of the off-season,
they obviously lose a ton when Wembe's done in there,
but it's not a catastrophe.
And if anything, like, it's kind of fun when Luke Cortnett's in there
and he gives him a different look.
And I wonder if they would even play him
and Wembe together from time to time against a big lineup.
Would you ever see that happening?
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, French Vanilla was the thing for a while.
It hasn't been much of a thing lately,
but you need all your things in the playoffs.
You need all your,
you need it.
That's the great thing about the playoffs.
If you're going to go a long way,
you need every tool in the toolbox
to come out at some point.
All right.
So you have one pick left
and it is your hot seat wild card.
Okay.
I just want to mention
we've done this entire draft
and nobody took Curry or LeBron.
Okay.
I mean, Derek.
Or Kawhi.
I mean,
LeBron is.
Evan Booker.
Or Luke Adonchich.
It's a deep league.
What do you want me with it?
Lucas hurt.
LeBron's carrying a team that is not quite drawing dead, but is in major trouble with all the injuries.
Curry's on the 10th seat.
I mean, it's intriguing.
I know exactly who Steph Curry is.
He's amazing.
I just don't think there's going to be a lot of like Golden State Warriors playoff games.
Here are my candidates for wildcard hot seat.
For coaches, Chris Finch and Kenny Atkinson.
I think they're wonderful.
coaches. And I don't think anything bad should happen either of them. But I just know how owners are
when bad things happen in the playoffs. And we'll see on both of them. I think they're awesome coaches.
I'll go off the beaten path though for this. And I just want to say their names. I'll go off to
beat and pass for this. Off to beaten, because this is the off to beaten path hot seat category.
I'm going to go Zachary Risa Shea, who was recently benched by the Atlanta Hawks and is the
former number one pick in a draft that happened not that long ago and would be potentially
a must have ingredient in any massive.
The Hawks did what?
Where?
Who's on the Hawks now?
Kind of trade.
And it's like, hey, look, man, Reed Shepard's come along.
Alex Sar kind of played fake basketball for 50 games.
He's pretty good.
Castle's a stud.
Klingin is becoming a stud.
Like, there's a lot going on in your draft class.
Can we get something?
You're young.
You're 21 years old.
It's not fair, but whenever a team is like, you know what,
I think we're just better off with Corey Kisbert getting some of your minutes
and you're just not going to play.
It's not great.
It's not great.
So I'll go Risa Shea.
Who did you make fun of me for?
Because I took Tobias Harris.
Off the beaten path.
Who is your off to beaten path hot seat guy?
Deeran Fox.
Okay, that's a better pick than mine.
Last pick.
That's why I mentioned my other ones.
I only have defensive stud left.
Apologies to Donovan Klingen,
I did think about you here,
especially if it's,
if it's somehow,
is there any,
it could potentially be Portland,
San Antonio, right?
Yeah,
he's on my list for defensive stud.
A Donovan Klingin-Wembe battle
would be really fun.
I thought about Dyson
Daniels here
trying to chase around
Jalen Brunson.
And I'm not taking either of those guys.
And I'm not taking Rudy Gober either because I don't want Rudy on my team.
Wow.
That was talk about on called for.
Oh, my God.
I just don't want him on my team.
This guy, I think, is the most intriguing guy left that we haven't taken because I think
they would need him to beat Boston in round two.
And I thought what he did to Tatum the other night alarmed me a little bit as a Celtic fan
because I thought Tatum had a lot of trouble with him.
I have him as a second team all defense.
I think you can make a case if your life depended on the game
and you wanted five defenders out there,
he might be one of the five.
OG and an Obie.
There's a certain type of guy that he's just awesome at guarding.
And if he's really locked in and it's basically any scoring wing,
it's Durant, it's Tatum, it's Jalen Brown.
He's just, he's big, he's physical,
he knows all the moves, he gets right in your chest.
And I think if they beat the Boston Celtics in round two,
I think it would be him.
And I think it would be Jalen Brunson,
it would be the two reasons.
He was definitely on my list for a defensive stud.
I kind of took Derek White just to be mean to you.
I love O.G. Ninobe.
I flip-flopped him on first and second team all defense
four times in the past two weeks.
I think I'm going to end up with him on second team all defense.
But like you said, his physicality and his strength,
The combination of strength and quickness is extremely rare.
You can guard every kind of player.
He's guarded Embed in playoff games before.
Like, he's just that special.
A lot, all the key Knicks, all the key Knicks is, right, got taken.
Yeah.
I was going to say a good way to think about all defense is, if you're a guy in the other team,
how high on the, oh, shit, this guy.
How high are you on that ranking for the different players in the league?
I think point guards are like, they see OKC and they're like,
Kson Wallace, fuck.
How about the whole team?
Caruso, Caruso didn't get drafted for D.
D's the door.
I know.
Yeah, apologies to all those guys.
We also didn't draft.
Curry LeBron.
I thought there was a C.J. McCollum case.
He was in my field good star category.
Kauai Leonard, Devin Booker did not get drafted
Mike Brown
Luca Donchich
Duran and Jalen Johnson
Duran
And Duran
I almost took Duran
I almost took Duran for legacy
just because I mean we've almost talked it to death
over the years of just like
the Coda
to his career
all the twists and turns post leaving OKC
what a Houston playoff run would mean
I just don't think this particular team has a long
playoff run in them.
You know what?
It's not like there are rules for this.
Let's add a category.
Cota guy.
You want Duran?
I'll give you Duran.
Yeah, I just,
you just made it up and I already took a guy,
so I'll take him.
All right.
So you have Kevin Durant as a Cota guy,
Duran.
And that means I can take
just so we can have them in the draft,
Steph Curry.
And by the way,
LeBron would have been an acceptable.
pick here as well. Steph Curry
winning two straight
playing games, going it's OKC
and doing the Denzel Washington
last 40 minutes man on fire, I'm just
going to take on an
entire drug cartel and see
if I can survive and I'm going to die,
but you're going to have a good time. This is this happening?
I think I would be in there.
All right, recap of the draft.
Okay. Yeah, let's see. We took... Then the people can vote.
The people can vote.
Apex Superstar. I have Wembe,
you have SGA. Beloved
bench guy. I have Luke Cornett. You have Peyton Pritchard. Crossroads guy. You have Donovan Mitchell,
which was a great pick. I took Palo. Franz as a little dotted line. Defensive stud.
I have O.G. Annan Innova. You have Derek White. Feel Good Star. You have Lamella Ball. I have Jason
Tatum. Hot seat coach. Jamal Mosley for you. E. May Adoka for me. Hot seat wildcard.
Zach Risha Shay for you. I have Deerrin Fox. Legacy guy. I have Brunson. You have Yolkitch.
Second banana. You have towns. I have Jalen Duren.
Third banana. The best pick of the draft for me, Aaron Gordon.
You took McCall Bridges.
The leap. Steph Castle for you, Tyrese Maxie for me.
Trade machine guy, Julius Randall for you.
J-dub for me. I gotta be honest. I thought that would get a reaction from me.
They didn't really react.
Week link. Jalen Green for you, Tobias Harris for me.
Bonus guy who has to be mentioned. Jalen Brown for you, Anthony Edwards, for me.
and then Cota guy, Kevin Durant for you and Steph Curry for me.
And I have bad news.
We've both been fired from ESPN because we didn't draft LeBron.
So pack up your bags.
We're done.
Again?
Actually, this can be a first-text segment.
LeBron doesn't go in a 32-person most intriguing draft.
What's going on?
That's it for the draft.
All right.
Should we make up a category best on-court dad?
You know what?
I think we have 32 right now.
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
Now we have 30.
All right.
Yeah, so we'll just give LeBron special achievement.
LeBron.
He goes to both of us.
Special achievement, LeBron.
We share LeBron.
Please keep your speech to fewer than three minutes.
We both take LeBron because he's been that important to the league.
Zach Lowe, Denver tomorrow night, sold out.
show, you're going to have the one and only Chris Ryan, even though it's not to your
month anymore, you're going to have Tim Hardaway Jr. Who else is going to be on? You have one more
person. Adam Morris from DNVR who knows the Nuggets better than anyone in the world.
So we're going to do a lot of different stuff. And then you're going to be, you're going to be doing
Tuesday, Thursday pods this week? Well, I don't, we'll see if the Denver one is the Tuesday one.
I don't know, because we're doing it Monday night. But Thursday for sure, we'll be, I
I will do my annual 8 by 8 slash 6x rapid fire preview of every first round series that we know about.
And I have to thank New Era for helping us out the live stream.
They're also sponsoring my show tomorrow. So double thank you, New Era.
Also sent some really good stuff that I've broken out a couple times.
Thanks to Gahou and Eduardo and Chris and Jack Wilson as well on the ringer side.
Thanks to everybody who watched and listened.
I hope the draft infuriated you or made you mad or anything.
I'm going to be back on Tuesday and Thursday this week.
New rewatchable is coming tomorrow.
Basic instinct.
Get ready for Legata on Tuesday.
And this is really fun.
Good to see you, Zach.
Well, always fun.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks, Netflix.
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