The Bill Simmons Podcast - The Celtics Sale, USMNT’s Flop, Lakers Hail Marys, and 'The Bear' Season 3 With Rob Stone and Van Lathan
Episode Date: July 3, 2024The Ringer’s Bill Simmons updates his NBA tier list after the latest free agent moves and then discusses what he thinks Danny Ainge’s plan is with Lauri Markkanen, why the CBA is broken, and the t...hought process behind Wyc Grousbeck’s decision to sell his stake in the Celtics (02:06). Next, Bill is joined by Fox Sports’ Rob Stone to discuss the disappointing USMNT loss to Uruguay, debate whether Christian Pulisic is good enough to be the best player on a team, talk about the lost opportunities to capitalize on soccer interest in the country, and more (31:39). Bill is also joined by Van Lathan, and they talk through the drafting of Bronny James, the hope they have for 'Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F' to be decent, what will happen with Joe Biden, the Kendrick Lamar–Drake beef, and their thoughts on Season 3 of FX’s 'The Bear' (55:24). Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Rob Stone and Van Lathan Producers: Steve Ceruti and Jessie Lopez Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Wanted to rip through some quick NBA stuff before we get to the rest of the
podcast.
Taping this three o'clock Pacific time,
Tuesday afternoon.
So if anything crazy happens, don't blame me.
I talked about on Sunday's podcast with Wilds,
the concept of tiers and trying to figure out
self-evaluation style where you are
if you're one of the NBA teams, like say the Warriors.
Because I was saying how I thought the Warriors
were the 19th team if they didn't get Paul George,
which is where they landed.
And at that point, if you're closer to the bottom than you are to the top, what do you do?
So I blew out those tiers a little bit more. The contenders are the same. Boston, OKC, Denver,
Minnesota, New York, Dallas. That next tier, I think, is three teams, the party crashers,
Philadelphia, Milwaukee, and Cleveland. Probably in that order. You could make cases for all of them. Philadelphia, a bunch of new guys thrown together. Injury history of
Embiid and Paul George. Still not sure if Paul George as the third option of a team is something
that he's going to be super happy with. Milwaukee just has not gotten better this summer. And I
don't know what they were doing with their draft. Free agency, they seem like they basically punted on except for DeLon Wright.
And it feels like there's still a trade coming with them.
Cleveland was able to re-sign Donovan Mitchell,
which I did not think was going to happen.
I'll take the loss.
I do think one thing that changed was
he felt like New York was looming, right?
That was where his head was at.
He grew up in Connecticut.
I think he was taking Knicks or Nets down the road and everyone in the league felt that way.
My job on this podcast is to pass along the things that I hear and make some educated guesses on
stuff. But what changed? The Knicks went in on Ananobi. They went on Mikael Bridges. They did
not need Donovan Mitchell anymore. Jalen Brunson, I have him ranked as the sixth best player in the league. Mitchell didn't make sense for the Knicks anymore.
And guess what? Didn't make sense for the Nets either because the Nets got their picks back and
they're blowing it up. He didn't really have anywhere to go. So if you're Mitchell, do you
take the max at Cleveland, ride it out with a team that was good enough to be a round two team that
has a lot of talent? Do you hope Miami trades for you? But if Miami's trading for you, the stuff they're trading back, now it's just
you and Bam out of bio. You're in a worse situation basketball-wise than you were before you did the
extension. So he's better off in Cleveland. See what happens this year. See if Mobile gets better.
See if Kenny Atkinson can improve stuff and then evaluate in a year.
But as you know with this stuff, just because you saw an extension doesn't mean you're there
for life.
Still a big win for Cleveland because that felt like this summer he was going to push
to one of the New York teams.
Didn't happen.
Next here, illusion of contention.
Phoenix, Indiana, Orlando, the Pelicans, the Lakers, and Miami. If you're in that group,
it's just not realistic that you're going to be in the top six unless something
transformative happens. If you're Orlando, Palo jumps up a level. If you're the Lakers,
you somehow stumble into DeMar DeRozan by some miracle, and even that might not be enough. The next tier is illusion of hope.
This is where you're a feel-good story or you have a feel-good past. And maybe that's enough
for this year. You have some assets you could throw together, but really it's not about 2025.
That's Memphis, Houston, Sacramento going to stay in the Clippers. Then there's a who are we tier,
San Antonio, Toronto, Atlanta.
I have no idea what those teams want to be this season,
and I'm not sure they're positive what they are either.
And then the last tier, which is the real reason I wanted to break this down,
the tank teams.
Who are going to be the tanking teams in 2025?
We know Brooklyn for sure.
We know Washington.
Detroit's too young to do anything but tank. Charlotte, probably Portland. Chicago seems like it, especially if DeRozan leaves.
And then Utah as the wild card. And I bring up Utah because the most interesting remaining question for me, where does Lori Markkinen go? And why are they so anxious to trade him? Because he's 27
years old. He only makes 18 million this year. He's a free agent next year. They have the cap
space. They have a bunch of picks. He's somebody that you would think would be a building block
on a possible title contender. And yet he's been super available. And at some point when there's
enough smoke and you hear like, oh, teams feel like they can get him or, you know,
they'd be open to trading him.
Then I'm going to just start to believe that.
And having had Danny H run the Celtics for a long time,
he's probably looking at marketing going,
well,
if this guy is the best guy on your team,
you're 500 or under.
If you're,
if he's the second best guy on your team and now I have to pay him 50 million a
year,
he's not as good as some of the other second best guys
and maybe what's the point of keeping him?
They have all these picks.
Maybe we just get more picks
and we just have more swings
at trying to get Cooper Flagg in 2025,
AJ in 2026.
I think that's probably how he's thinking
because he had it happen with Tatum
and he had it happen with Jalen Brown of,
he knows the difference between having a lot of picks and actually getting
somebody who's a transformative guy.
That's the only reason I could think why they would trade him.
Here's,
here's the question on marketing for me.
The suitors are probably Golden State and Sacramento
and San Antonio if they got kind of crazy.
But I would say from a necessity standpoint,
Golden State and Sacramento are the two teams.
And Golden State needs them the most
because this is probably their last chance
to save the Steph air
and actually maintain some level of competitiveness.
Could they pull something off with their expirings?
Could they pull something off with just picks and swaps?
Like they can give up a slew of picks and a slew of swaps.
I think they could trade three first and either three or four swaps and just go all in.
And that's how you salvage into the career.
I personally wouldn't do that because I think even if you get marketing, you're still pretty far away.
But you leverage the Curry piece and the guilt over, we don't want Curry to become 2014 to 2016
Kobe. Let's move in now. And marketing, he's a's a real dude man he averaged last two years 25 and
8 he's almost a 50 40 90 guy i thought he was really good at the end of games like you can go
to him last two minutes and he can produce and if they can somehow keep cominga get marketing
have steph obviously have draymond and figure out a way you know it's a little complicated
because they're an apron team, but
could Wiggins be in the deal? Could Wiggins go to Toronto and they get Bruce Brown back
for Wiggins to save some money? And then they send expirings to Utah and they get more stuff.
And then they just give all the picks and clean themselves out. It's not nothing. If they could
figure out how to have Curry and Markkinen and Draymond and Kaminga as their four,
you can probably build around that in some way and talk yourself into contending.
The reality is Curry is the sixth or seventh best player in the league,
and it's tough to just kick that aside.
The other move is you trade Draymond, you try to dump Wiggins.
You really gut this and you try to use this as a gap year,
but as Wilds and I discussed on Sunday, it's a tough one.
It's tough when you have a guy who has won you four titles
and is one of the 12 best players of all time and wants to win.
So that's what makes me think they're probably the lower team.
The Kings could also get in pretty hard,
whether Keegan Murray's in that trade or not, I don't know. But again,
marketing and salary being so low, they basically just be Kevin Herter or Harrison Barnes and then
just all their picks, as many picks and swaps as possible. And if you're Utah, you want as many
picks and swaps as possible because that appears to be their game plan. And then San Antonio
would be the other one because they could offer Zach Collins or Devonta Graham
and a bunch of picks.
They could end up potentially,
if they really wanted to go nuts,
try to get DeRozan too
and end up with Wemby, Markkinen, Chris Paul, DeRozan,
Castle, Devin Vassell, Sohan, Ty Jones, Trey Jones, Ty Jones.
Jeez, I'm old.
Trey Jones and Kelden Johnson.
But you could do a sign and trade with DeRozan.
The Spurs could say, fuck it.
We have Wemby.
There's no way we're going to be a bottom five team with Wemby anyway.
We have a bunch of picks from other teams.
Let's just try to be good.
They have so many picks that they could probably put together the best package for marketing.
I like the combo in Wemby Yama.
I don't know.
I would think about it if I was the Spurs.
As you know, I'm on the record.
I don't like being in the middle.
But if you have Wemby Yama and the history of having these transformative guys is
it always happens much faster than you think. It happened with Luka, happened with LeBron.
You're speeding up the timetable for when you're going to be relevant.
And maybe it's time if they feel like they have all these excess picks, grab market and now you
can pay them, maybe do a descending extension where it's the most money the first year and it starts coming down. You got to think about it. And then that's really it.
I can't really think of another team that makes sense for him. So the only other thing was Dallas.
There was talk about how they got better. They turned Derrick Jones, Tim Hardaway,
and Josh Green into Najee Marshall, Clay Thompson, and Quentin Grimes.
Whether they got better depends on
how much you think Clay Thompson has left in the tank.
I know we talked about that on Sunday.
Could he be 2013 Ray Allen?
I thought defensively he really slipped the last couple years.
It's unclear if he feels like he's ready to be 2013 Ray Allen yet. He's
going to be standing in the corner a lot on this team. And you think how many times the Warriors
are trying to get him involved, coming off picks or coming off a little pin downs or popping up.
Dallas has Kyrie and they have Luca and they don't have a lot of room to run offense for anyone else.
And I know they had to do it. $50 million for three years makes sense. But I'm just not positive how huge of an upgrade it's going to be. And Najee Marshall, who I actually really like, Derrick Jones, maybe that's sideways. I thought Josh Green gave them some athleticism in some of those playoff games last year. I'm just not sure Dallas got much better,
maybe slightly better.
And all of it hinges on Clay,
who is pretty old.
And I thought was pretty erratic
as a basketball player on and off the court
the last couple of years.
I thought he was clearly struggling
with what his place in the NBA hierarchy was.
So we'll see.
You're betting on change of scenery,
revenge, Clay.
I get all the reasons
and I'm actually rooting for it to work
because I love Clay Thompson.
But I absolutely 100% didn't think
he made sense for the Lakers
because his defense has slipped.
And how many times can we say this
about the Lakers?
They keep trying to add offense
and they keep trying to add points. They keep trying to add points.
And almost like they're putting together a fantasy team and forgetting.
In 2020, the team that won the title, they had Caruso.
They had KCP.
Dwight Howard.
Danny Green.
Rondo.
This wasn't a team that was put together like a fantasy team.
That team could actually defend.
So if you're going out and your answer, when you already have
LeBron who's 40 and Austin Reeves
and Rui who
has trouble against certain matchups,
how is
how is
how is Clay Thompson going to
help on that front? Is he going to
be your lockdown guy? I just
I don't understand what they're doing. And as we talked about
Sunday, it's the kind of stuff you do when you're beholden to your superstar at all times.
And he's like, I like Klay Thompson. Let's get him on the team. I don't think he made sense for
him. DeRozan makes a little more sense, but even that doesn't solve the problem of how are you
going to get stops? They never got stops against Denver for two straight years in the playoffs.
Over and over again, Denver would come back and beat them in the fourth quarter. I'd be more worried about that. Last thing before we
get to the rest of the pod is what's going on with the Boston Celtics. And that's a two-tiered
question. And it's weird for a team that just won the title and then took care of Jason Tatum and
Derek White. And you would think like, man, Celtics looking great. The second apron stuff is alarming.
If you just look for this season,
they're paying 84 million for Brown and Tatum.
Now with the white extension,
which doesn't kick in for a year,
but 79.4 million for Drew and KP and white.
And then another 20.4 million for Horford,
Pritchard, Cornette, and Sam Hauser.
And then another 10.5 million for guys who aren't even in the rotation. So their salary is heading toward 200 million if you add the extra
slots. The tax will be 30 million. When you get into some of the penalty stuff, that's another
50 million. So this will be like a $275 million team next year, which is expensive. And don't quote me on that number,
but it'll be in that neighborhood. But then the next year is when it gets horrible. And this is
what a lot of my Celtics texts have been about with the people I know who love the team.
2025-26, Tatum and Brown, because the Tatum extension now kicks in. Tatum's at 54.1,
Brown would be at 53.1. So those two guys,
107.2 million together. That's fine. A lot of teams are paying two guys a lot.
But then Drew and KP and White are now at 91.2 million. So you have five guys for 198.4.
And then you have your next four guys who are on our contract, Pritchard, the rookie, Shireman, Jordan Walsh,
Kata, that's another 14.3. Every salary slot's between one and a half, two million bucks.
From a tax standpoint, they're going to be between 45 and 50 million. And then when you
kick in repeater tax and all these other penalties, it could be like a $250 million tax, assuming they don't trade Porzingis or Drew or White, combined with the payroll of the team, which makes it like a $450 million check for the 2026 Celtics.
Oh my God.
And it might be higher than that.
On the one hand, you got to do it because you're
trying to win a title. On the other hand,
I find it hard to believe
they're going to bite the bullet like that two years
in a row because this year they're going to do it
because they have a chance to go back to back. Next
year is the year
Horford's coming off
and even with that, that price is still that high.
But I just find it hard to believe those five guys
make it back together two years from now.
And this is the problem with the apron.
And this is really my issue with the CBA.
And I'm going to sound like I'm a bitchy Celtic fan,
but you should be able to get rewarded
for homegrown guys who turn into superstars.
And I feel that way if it's Dallas with Luka, if it's Golden State with Curry, You should be able to get rewarded for homegrown guys who turn into superstars.
And I feel that way if it's Dallas with Luka, if it's Golden State with Curry,
if it's the Celtics with Tatum and Brown, if it's Cleveland with Mobley and Garland.
Every year you have a guy that you draft on your team,
there should be some sort of bonus for the team.
Because what the league should actually want, if they really cared about this shit,
which I'm not positive they do,
because if they cared about the overall health of the league,
the schedule wouldn't be 82 games, right?
We wouldn't be in this situation where it's roulette every summer
with guys just jumping around
and 15 teams that are unhappy
and 20 superstars and stars that are unhappy.
And we would just try to fix some of this and we're not trying to fix it. And one of the things we should fix is the
continuity piece and rewarding franchises for continuity, for drafting players correctly,
for keeping nucleuses together should be what the league wants. What the Celtics have should be the
platonic ideal of the team. What Phoenix has is the opposite. Just telling somebody to spend a
ton of money, give away all your picks, and just every year you're just grabbing people off the
bargain aisle to try to put your team together. That's not what the league should be. And that's
not what good basketball is.
One of the reasons the Celtics were so good last year was because those guys had
had scars together. Tatum and Brown have been playing together seven years.
And I just think, sometimes I wonder, because I do think Adam Silver cares about this stuff,
whether he wants to roll up his sleeves and get his hands dirty on is
another matter. But I think ultimately the league should care about good basketball, right? Denver,
who had to lose KCP this summer because they're afraid of the tax. Now, owned by Stan Kroenke,
he shouldn't have been afraid of the tax, but he should have kept KCP for three years, 66.
Supposedly they offered nearly as much or as much as Orlando did and still lost them.
But Denver, who drafted Murray,
who drafted Jokic,
and who drafted Porter,
should get some sort of benefit
over the fact that they ran their team really well.
So basically what they've done with this whole system
is they're so desperate to create
parity and to not have that bottom half of teams that suck that they're penalizing the teams that
are smart. And I think this initially started with trying to penalize a situation like the Warriors,
where the Warriors are just like, we'll spend whatever it takes. We don't care about payroll.
We don't care about tax. We're just going to do whatever. I get it. You want to protect that. But I think you also want to protect continuity and ingenuity.
And this is what's been lost. So you look at this Celtics thing, which all they did was
make great draft picks and really smart trades, and they're still getting penalized by it.
And you'd be like, well, that's sour grapes. You're a Celtics fan. Of course you're saying that. But it's the same for the Nuggets.
You know?
So it's too late now to fix
it.
I guess what bugs me is
we're probably not going to see great
runs again. Like what we saw with the Warriors
and why it was emotional when Klay Thompson
got bounced
from Golden State because
people were like, it was the end of an era.
That was the greatest backcourt ever.
It was like, yeah,
it was also the end of something
that's probably not going to exist anymore.
You know, what we have with Yoka Jamuri
and what we have with Tatum and Brown,
those are going to be anomalies.
That's not going to be where the league is actually,
that's not going to be the foothold,
the foundation of what the league is going forward.
The foundation is going to be guys jumping around
and Embiid every year having a different teammate.
Jimmy Butler, Ben Simmons, James Harden, Tyrese Maxey.
Now it's Paul George.
It's just like, you know, it's like speed dating.
And I don't think anybody wants that.
It's fun to talk about at the end of June.
It's fun to talk about in July.
But ultimately, I think it was one of the reasons
we were all kind of dissatisfied by the playoffs
the playoffs weren't good, they weren't
we didn't have a lot of good
playoff games, we didn't have a lot of good playoff series
we had a lot of injuries
and I think
people were more unhappy than happy with it
and I love basketball the most and I wasn't
happy with it, I was like I'm ready for football
I'm ready to throw myself in
I'm ready for week one NFL. Football's more fun. It's a more smartly put together sport at this
point than basketball is. And if you're going to do something like what they've done with the Celtics,
where instead of this being an eight or nine year run, it's going to be a two or three year run
before it becomes financially impossible to keep the team together, that's fucking stupid.
So that leads to the other announcement we had,
which is Wick Grosbeck selling his share of the team.
And the way this got reported initially was like the Celtics,
their whole ownership group is for sale.
It's actually just the Wick part and probably the stake that his dad had as well.
When Wick Grosbeck bought the team in 2003, he put together a group. And the biggest money person in that group was his dad,
Irv Grossbeck, who was just a famous business guy. And then he had Jim Palato was in the group.
Steve Pegg, Luca was a big shareholder in the group. He had some other people as well.
And because the Grossbecks had the most money, Wick was the governor of the team.
That means he is the steering wheel.
He's in charge, ultimately.
He's the face of the team.
He represents them in the owner's meetings.
And I got the feeling, not just from him, just little hints dropped here and there the last couple of years.
But you hear this from the
other teams too. A lot of these guys are business dudes who fundamentally they're wired to make an
investment. And when you 10 times it or 15 times it or 20 times it, it's time to sell the investment
no matter how attached you are to it. That's just how they're wired. And I think once the valuation started to shoot up,
especially with Ishbia,
was the catalyst a year and a half ago
when he paid for Sarver's share of the suns,
what he paid, what the team was valued at.
That caught everyone's attention
because they were like, this is nuts.
If you go back to 2010,
even the stuff I was writing for ESPN
and eventually Grantland at the time during the lockout,
there was real
fear that the franchise values had cratered. You're talking about the Sixers, the Warriors,
the Hornets, some of these teams, the Grizzlies. Some of these teams got stolen for less than 300
million. The Hornets, they basically gave it to Jordan.
The Warriors was one of the best deals ever. I said that at the time. And everybody was worried that the prices of these teams were going to level off and maybe go down because they couldn't
figure out the CBA with the players. They couldn't figure out where the next media money stuff was
coming from. Well, now that's obviously flipped. And now we're hitting the second point that reminds me a little 2010, where I think that
some of the people that own these teams are going, not only is the team never going to be
more valuable than this, the amount of people eligible to buy my team is dwindling by the day.
I talked to somebody in the rich guy circles this week and I was like,
how many people have the ability to just cut a check for a team at this point?
If the check's 4 billion, 5 billion, even if it's 40, 50%, you're still cutting a check for like
2 billion, 2.5 billion. I was like, how many people are out there that could just do that?
And the guy said, not many. And I know all of them. And that's what you're dealing with. So I think for
Wick, he's looking at it, he's probably 22-fold the value of his team. I think the Celtics are worth
five billion. They don't own their own arena. But if the Suns are worth four billion,
there's an extra billion just for the Celtics,
one of the most iconic franchises in any sport, beloved in Boston, sellout every year.
It's a great team. If you take over this team, you're sitting courtside and you're going to be
in the playoffs every year. There's real intrinsic value to this. That's at least $5 billion. And
then you figure if two people are going at each other, maybe it gets to six.
My guess would be somewhere between five, seven, and six
is the value of this team.
And if you're buying the gross back shares,
maybe that's a $2 million check to be the majority governor.
I don't know what the exact numbers are.
And he's probably looking at it like,
it's never going to get better than this.
I won my 18th title for the franchise.
Wick's second, but the 18th for the franchise.
That tax, all the salary stuff I mentioned is coming.
Tatum Brown, who knows,
is somebody I have to break them up two, three years from now.
He doesn't want that on him.
He's leaving and he's just remembered as this awesome owner.
He probably looks at what happened with the Red Sox.
John Henry brings the Red Sox and Tom Werner bring the Red Sox a title.
They win four World Series.
And then now nobody in Boston can stand John Henry because he's ruined the Red Sox over the last four or five years with some of the decisions they've made.
So that's how fast they can flip.
Bob Kraft, not as bad as the John Henry thing, but he went from everybody loved the dude to over the course
of one winter, thanks to the Apple doc and how Belichick was treated. And now people are like,
Kraft, kind of a bummer. This guy couldn't have paid for a drink anywhere in Boston for 20 years.
And now people are looking at him a little side-eyed. So I'm sure Wick saw some of that too. But the big thing for me, you could talk about, oh, there's all these
people that are coming in. There could be a casino. Casino could build downtown Boston.
Some just super rich person, mystery person who's always wanted to own the Celtics. You could give
me a bunch of scenarios, but I think the next owner of the team is already an owner of the team. I think it's Steve Pagliuca, who was really the number two owner on this team the whole time
and was somebody that you'd see him on the podium. He didn't have the steering wheel
and you always knew he wanted it. And then he ran for political office in
Massachusetts, spent a ton of money on his campaign, didn't get it. He went for the Nets a few years
ago and had it. He had the Nets. And I think there was, I forget what happened at the 11th hour,
but something happened. He froze or he backed off for a split second and Joe Sy stepped in and took it.
And he probably shouldn't have taken the Nets because that's when you consider Barclays and all the other stuff in there.
That was probably a good deal, way more than what he was going to pay.
So I think he wants it.
He also has a stake.
And usually when you have these ownership groups, if you're buying in, the other partners have the right to be like, well, then it's called
a put. Well, then you have to buy me out too. And that's what happened in Phoenix. That's why
the Ishpia thing, it's a bigger check than just writing the check for the majority guy.
So this is all easier in a hundred different ways if PAX just takes it over.
And he had a statement later in the day yesterday saying how he couldn't
wait to be a bidder for the team, be a proud member of the bidding process, whatever he said.
I think it's going to be PAGS. I think he's ready for it. And whatever happens here with the
ownership process, it's a really interesting one because these guys have worked side by side now
for 21 years and the
easy thing would be for Wick to just sell his share to Pags and let him take over but he's
going to do this his whole process and get the most amount of money he's going to get I'd be
shocked if Pags didn't get the team and if he gets the team that's good for Boston fans because
what they've had with Wick Grossbeck in this whole ownership group the last 20 years has been, you can't ask
for more. I wouldn't say it's an A plus, but it's been an A, especially how they were able to
ride out that KG error. They got a title out of it and then it peters out the rebuild and then
immediately good again. And they've spent money every time they've had to. And when you think about some of the owners the Celtics have had in the past,
Paul Gaston's, it was just an endless slew of guys that owned the team in the 70s and 80s.
They were like the drunk stepdads that would come in for a couple of years on the team,
read our back, would try to hold them off. Then we'd go to the next guy.
They've been great owners. So I think I was talking to my dad about it yesterday
and he was like, man, my dad was like really bummed out. He was like, why now? We just won
the title, the Tatum extension, the white extension. Why would they do this now? And I,
you know, I think it's because this is the right time to sell and you get the process going,
you see what's going to happen. My guess is W's going to be involved for at least a couple of years. But as we saw with Mark Cuban in Dallas, they say that,
but the moment that team transfers hands, they start nudging the other dude out. You didn't
see Cuban on the podium in the Western Conference playoffs, right? This is a guy who's, oh no,
I'm still, I'm in charge of basketball. It was like, he got just gently nudged to the side.
And that's what happens when you don't own the team anymore.
And that's why these guys are so scared to sell it sometimes.
Because once you sell it, it's never the same.
You're not the guy.
You're not sitting there and you picked your seat on courtside.
You're the first call from everybody.
That's it.
And whether you're the owner of a team, whether you're a commissioner,
whether you're Lorne Michaels running Saturday Night Live, whoever you are,
once you give up that job, it's never the same. So I don't think he took the decision lightly,
but he did it. And he was an awesome, awesome sports owner. So we'll see how it goes. We're going to take a break and bring in Rob Stone to talk about Team USA soccer next.
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All right, I'm taping this on a Tuesday afternoon. My buddy Rob Stone is here. You've seen him on Fox and FS1. He's
always looking sad after the latest USA soccer debacle. 2009, 15 years ago, actually, we're in
Mexico City. We're watching Team USA. Seven years earlier than that, USA had had their best World
Cup, made the quarterfinals. There was a lot of momentum. We had this young
generation of players coming. There was a lot of excitement. We were like, what's this next decade
going to be like? Soccer's taking off. This is happening. Premier League's taking off.
Barcelona and Real Madrid was becoming a big thing in America. It just felt like
this new generation of players was coming. That was going to be awesome. And it was
like, hold on to your seats, baby. Buckle up. Here we go. And then it kind of peaks in 2014,
even though Tim Howard makes, what, 100 saves in the last World Cup loss.
And the last 10 years has been a steady drop. And now we're 15 years removed. The World Cup is here in two years
and I feel less optimistic than I did in 2009. So where do you stand?
Yeah, that's the problem. We should be ecstatic right now. We're two years out from hosting the
World Cup. This should be two years of joy and happiness and excitement and optimism.
And I feel like we just kind of keep getting punched in the head.
You know, failing to qualify for the World Cup in 2018 in Russia was a huge hit.
Our failures to qualify for the Olympics through those years
was quietly something that kind of submarine this program.
I think we were softly blinded by the names of the clubs that our players were going to.
But what were they really getting out of those trips to Europe?
That's always the tricky part.
Oh, wow, it's amazing that you're playing in country A, country B.
But are you getting the minutes?
Are you playing in a good system?
Are you getting better?
This team, Alexi Lawless had a little comment the other day about,
your generation was nowhere near this generation.
Then he was like, well, I would take Tony Miola in goal over Matt Turner.
I would take Marcelo Balboa in the center of the defense.
I would take Eric Winalda up top over these guys.
I'd take Tab Ramos over these guys.
That generation was really good.
And that should have been a base, right?
That should have been the base of the pyramid.
We should have been growing on it, and it hasn't happened.
You know, Billy, the quirky thing about international soccer
is you're kind of tied to these generations, right?
Like sometimes you get one great guy, but they're surrounded by a bad cast,
but there's future talent down the pipeline.
That's a problem though. Like the pipeline just doesn't seem to be there. And Clint Dempsey last
night went off on the lack of creativity, the lack of 1v1 skill. He's spot on, you know,
where's our speed? Like at a minimum years ago, we had speed, like get it to the dude down the
wing and he's going to fly down. Who knows what the hell happens with it? Right? He's going to get by the defender.
He's going to create chaos.
He's going to create worry.
Outside of Pulisic, I don't know where you really point to as far as saying, oh, well,
there we go.
That guy's the answer.
I think Flo Baligan, through the course of this Copa America, I feel good about him up
top.
Me too.
But the rest of the guys, I'm just kind of like, meh about.
Like Weston McKinney, I was super high on a few years ago.
And he lost that swagger, that charisma that, hey, I'm going to go up and I'm going to win
this corner kick and head a ball in for a winner.
Hey, I'm going to make this amazing 30-yard defensive run and win this tackle.
Something is missing. I don't blame Greg Berhalter.
Maybe I just blame this generation. And I don't want to be like the guy mowing his lawn in the
socks and sandals and like, man, we were different back then. But there does seem to be this lack of
grit. I do think at moments it appeared and it's that kind of like that blue collar mentality like
hey guys, maybe you're not that good enough.
Damn it, you better work
hard enough to represent those colors
and I think to some
extent we're too busy trying
to play these perfect passes out of the
back and do this and
do these tactical things when rather like
dude, I want a bunch of Joe Max Moores
running around there sly tackling their jerseys dirty in the third minute. And you know, when the game was over,
you're like, God dang, yeah, we beat the US, but it was a bitch to get past them. We're not a,
we're not a bitch anymore. Right. You know what I mean? Like we're, we're not hard to play against
compared to, I think the old days, it would be nice if we got some of that attitude
back. Wow, that made me feel worse. Sorry. I was thinking that Panama game was a good example of
what you're talking about. I think Panama finished with 18 fouls, but somehow goaded us into the red
card. You guys were a hundred times more physical than us, and we were the ones that lost our cool?
Same last night. Same with Uruguay.
You know, two yellow cards at the half.
But I think they doubled us up on fouls.
And the doubling up on fouls is really interesting.
That was the theme throughout the course of the tournament.
When you add the totals of fouls committed to foul suffered,
the U.S. had half as many fouls committed as the opposition.
So there's something to that, right?
There's some of that
bite, some of that grit, some of that nastiness, or at least maybe there's some of the be smart
when you foul, right? These other teams are clearly being intelligent with their fouls
because they're getting so many fouls and they're getting away with it.
They're like these boxers that just know in the ring all this little dirty, sneaky stuff to do,
and we never have any idea what to
do. It's the way a red card, which killed them. And I actually don't think maybe even got enough
attention because there's no way you should ever lose to Panama a million years. So we talk about
Berhalter and he's been with coaching the team six years and they're in a worse place now than
they were six years ago. So at some point you got to change the coach and whether it's his fault or not,
you need a new voice, need to do something. But you go into that Panama game,
I don't even care what the formation is. I don't even care what the pregame talk is,
the strategy, anything. Really the only job he has before they go out is,
hey guys, these guys are going to do a bunch of dirty shit. Don't do anything
dumb. Don't retaliate. Don't lose your cool. You're better than them. They're going to try
to goad you into stuff for two hours. Don't fall for it. If that's the only thing he says when they
go out on the field, he doesn't need to do anything else. I don't even care if it's 4-3-3,
pick any number formation. I don't care, but just make sure that message gets across
and within 18 minutes and falls apart.
I'm with you, but here's the point.
Greg Berhalter made
a point to
bring that up in the post-game conference
almost right away. Like, hey,
we knew who this ref was. We knew
how he officiates things. We know
what Panama is. We told these guys
be careful because he
will call these type of things.
Don't fall into that type of trap.
Again, sometimes it's like
you got to blame the player.
I know it's easy to fire the coach
because you can't fire the player, that old BS line.
At some point, it's like, hey guys,
you need to be better than that.
Tim Blay will tell you, I needed
to be better in that moment.
It made no sense.
We kept rewinding the tape.
What triggered this?
What was going on?
It's just a shoulder bump.
There's no reason to go to the head.
Can we go big picture, though?
Yeah.
You made a key point.
You're talking about how good some of the players that we had in the 90s and the 2000s,
when we were like, oh, wait till we get like really good players. And maybe we underrated
some of the guys we had. And now I feel like it's the reverse. Cause I want, like, I thought they
played really well, uh, in the first 30 minutes yesterday against Uruguay and, and Balgan was a
big part of it. And then he got hurt, but I thought just seeing the potential of him and him in the
previous game, it's like, well, we've never had that in a while. It's been a long time since we
had that. And they're playing really well and yet didn't have a goal. I think they had one shot.
So you're watching it going, man, I like how we're playing, man. We look fast. Oh, we look good.
But there's a lack of danger with this team that I think you just see over and over again.
I keep thinking of that Euros game with England when England scores in the last second a couple
of days ago, right?
And that penalty kick.
Yeah.
That goal was amazing, right?
I mean, ultimately, that's not a goal anyone should score.
You really have to pull it out of your ass and be crazy talented.
And there's just a myriad of factors why somebody would be able to get that goal.
Who's getting that goal on our team? And that's fundamentally the issue. And we see this with
the NBA. It's a 30-team league. And ultimately, it's like, why did the Celtics win the title?
Well, they had Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown, and they had a bunch of good role players. But
ultimately, they had real talent when it matters. And I think, is it possible we're overrating some
of these guys that we felt like were
this good?
100%.
100%.
We have to be overrating them.
And we, as an American sports society, get trapped in trying to find these stars and
creating these stars.
We kind of push it upon the soccer players.
Christian Pulisic was not a willing acceptor of this star treatment.
He's kind of a reclusive type dude.
He's starting to come out of his shell.
When things weren't going well at Chelsea, he really shut down. We dumped it on Landon Donovan.
And I love Landon, but he's not totally made for that. He did his best to accept that role.
And it's probably because we're just so damn hungry and thirsty for a soccer savior. You know, where is our Deion Sanders?
You know, where is our- Where's our Caitlin Clark?
You know, where's our Caitlin Clark?
And it's something to rally around and get excited about.
And we've been kind of forced to rally around Christian Pulisic,
who I think is the tip of the spear,
who I think is the best player on the US team.
And I think you almost pull him out of the conversation and say,
all right, it doesn't involve Christian. We need to talk about the other guys. And after that- But wait, hold on on him U.S. team. And I think you almost pull him out of the conversation and say, it doesn't involve Christian. We need
to talk about the other guys.
Wait, hold on on him for a second.
If he's your best player,
what are you?
Because think about the other countries
and who their best player is. And it's like, yeah.
It's almost like in basketball where
it's like, hey, the Orlando Magic
is producing so I can use this analogy.
It's like, Aaron Gordon's our best player. It's like, cool, you're a, Saruti's producing, so I can use this analogy. It's like, Aaron Gordon's our best player.
It's like, cool, you're a lottery team.
Yeah, you're Aaron Gordon.
But if he's your third best player, oh, cool.
We have Aaron Gordon.
On a similar parallel,
and I said this after the Bolivia game,
you know, Polisic with the goal and assist,
he clearly was the man for the US in that game.
And I said, it's a lot like the NBA.
You know, you can't just have one star.
You need a Batman and a Robin,
or you need two Batmansmans and then you need other dudes
so who was going to step up next to Pulisic
you could argue that Baligan
did
a great goal against Panama down a man
the signs are there with him at least
I agree and I would say just lean in
let him start every game
let him get these reps
let him get these minutes
but the Tim Weh red card
in game two shattered this tournament for the US. The ballagin injury having to be subbed off in the
first half was a huge blow to the US. These things happen, oh, by the way, right? That's life in the
big leagues. But really unfortunate, if you're Greg Berhalter and his contract, really unfortunate
timing that these things happened on the biggest stage for him prior to the World Cup.
That's why this Copa America was so big, Bill,
is because the US was not going to have
a more sturdier set of tests
in a short period of time
than they were this summer.
And if they weren't up to it this summer,
they're not going to be up for it in two years.
And that was the fear and the worry,
like, okay, we're going in the wrong direction. They had to get out of the group stage. They had
to. That's a bare minimum. That's not a big ask. That's not a big ask. Panama and Bolivia are in
your group. You kind of got gifted in an easy group. Uruguay, arguably, maybe the best team
in this tournament. But the other teams, you should take care of. And if this was a World Cup,
you should have taken care of them and you should have gotten out of your group. And you didn't. Well, it was even sadder than that because I had the two TVs
going and you're rooting, Panama's up 1-0, you're rooting for Bolivia to score. And it's like, man,
this is dark. And it's like, well, then USA is going to have to score a goal. And it's like,
I don't think they can score a goal. They're showing no signs of anything. So then it's tied and it's like, oh, cool. Maybe they get the draw. Then all of a
sudden Uruguay scores. Then we go back to the other game and now it's up. Panama's up. Okay.
Now the USA, they have to score two goals. And it's like, I don't think they're getting one goal
and there's 65 minutes in the game and you're locking out. We had both games up as well. And I found it interesting that my eye
kind of kept wandering to the Bolivia game
because I was saying to myself,
at this juncture of what is needed,
I have more faith in Bolivia somehow upsetting Panama
than I do in the US getting a goal
or getting the result against Uruguay.
Especially when Balogun went out. But I mean, it's not
like they didn't have chances in the second half.
To me, the typical Team USA
play that we've been watching forever was
Najee Ray in the middle with the ball.
Two guys collapse on him.
He shoots it anyway. It gets deflected.
Pepe's right there on the right
kind of holding his hand up and then his body
just sags. They show the replay and
the announcers were like,
well, you know, that would have been,
he definitely could have spotted him,
but that's tough to see.
And it's like any, the top 10 countries,
nine of the countries probably see the guy on the right
who's wide open.
It's DNA, you know?
I think it's just this soccer DNA
that it takes a while to develop
and they clearly have it in Europe.
They clearly have it in South America.
I mean, these kids come out of the womb, and they just kind of know what to do.
I know that sounds odd, but-
They're inherently dangerous.
It's there, man.
They just have this mentality, whether it's the households they grew up in or playing
with their brothers and cousins and dad.
I don't know what it is, but it's different, and it's not there yet.
I think America has it with the football
and the baseball. We know what to do with the glove and the bat. We know how to run a flea
flicker. We know how to shoot the three-pointer. These are things that are inherent in the soccer
because of whatever it is in this country, it's just not there yet. I think it is changing.
And I thought I saw a pivot. And the pivot was when guys like
you and me became dads. And we were soccer fans and people who knew enough about the sport that
we would share the gospel with our kids. And we have. But the gospel is more, I think, like
buying the jerseys right now and going to games and being excited to watch Copas and Euros rather
than elevating the game to a next level. I mean, we're, we're getting passed on the women's side as well.
Well,
we'll see if that stays the case,
but cause the U S women is on a little bit of a transition too,
but you just made the point.
This was one of the big picture.
Cause it's so easy to get lost in the small picture.
And it's like USA,
they don't have the point guard,
right?
They don't have the guy who's setting up everybody.
I don't think they're back three,
four, however they're going to play. They don't have that absolute stud who just cleans everything up. You can see the big picture stuff they're missing, but big, big,
big picture. They've lost this opportunity that I think was sitting here for 10 years
as America got more sophisticated as a soccer country because of the Premier League. Think
about the Euros this summer. People give a shit about it because of the gambling,
the ability to gamble on basically any soccer event, no matter what it is. The Premier League,
growing up with people like Messi and Ronaldo and watching them age and then watching the next
group come in. They're sitting there with this incredible chance. They don't make the World Cup in 2018, right?
They're getting knocked out of this.
There's nothing going on right now in the summer.
Like them making a run in Copa America,
like actually it would have been a big deal.
Nothing else is happening.
This is a dead two weeks.
And so they had this Saturday game
that would have been a knockout game with no sports on
and they fucking whiff
on it and they're not even playing in it. But it's those little moments that I think are really hard
to recover from. They're not little, they're big moments. You know, our programming department
right now is head in hands. Like, are you kidding me? Like what we could have done for you? Like
the promotion and the marketing that we at Fox has done for this national team, you know, the
summer of stars, Christian Pulisic's face is on this huge billboard when you pull in
to the Fox lot. And that's the
disappointing thing, is it's an opportunity loss.
And Baligan, nobody even knows who that dude is.
This could have been his
month to break out.
Another week to sell him, and then he could be
a household name in this country.
Instead, we're still left saying
that Christian Pulisic guy, if they can
even pronounce his last name.
They're probably remembering the whole Reina debacle
just because that was like TMZ.
And that, you know, scratches an itch that people want in the United States.
Outside of that, I don't think there's a whole lot of names
that they're triggered by or excited about.
And you're right.
Now that they're out, they're like, well, back to the Euros, right?
Where it's done correctly, where the camera angles aren't off of a blimp. And all of these players are
playing at next level. And the officials will actually shake your hand and not do play-ons
while they're giving you a yellow card. I mean, just like all of these really questionable,
sketchy moments and opportunities lost. I think that's a big thing for the US.
I'm not out. I'm not selling all my stock right now for the US. I'm not out, like I'm not selling all my stock
right now for the US.
Two years still can become a long time.
I wish I had more hope with like that Olympic roster,
like, oh great, you know, person A, B and C
is going to get some minutes in Paris.
They're the next stars.
They're just, you know,
they wouldn't get minutes with the national team.
They'll get minutes with the Olympic team
and then they break up.
But there's no World Cup qualifying.
There's no real pressure until two years from now in June of 2026 when the
World Cup starts. So that pressure has to be built internally of how do you want to represent this
country? What do you want to do on this, the biggest sporting stage our world has ever created?
Yeah, you're going to have the best crowds you've ever had.
Right.
And by the way, you had home field advantage at Copa America, right?
You had home field advantage.
You weren't in Panama.
You weren't even playing Mexico where it would be like 70-30 Mexico-USA, and that might be
generous, right?
You had home field advantage for three games and you couldn't get it done.
And I found it interesting that U.S. Soccer put out a statement.
They're not ones to put out a whole lot of statements
unless they're getting sued, right?
They put out a statement last night saying,
the results weren't good enough.
There'll be an extensive, exhaustive reflection
on what transpired, which to me is just kind of
greasing the wheel to saying there's going to be a change
and we're going to start reaching out to people.
There has to be a change.
You can't, you have two years to do it.
And this World Cup is the most important moment
for U.S. soccer in this century.
10,000%, not even close.
You know, it's 94, it's 99, you know,
everything that the women have accomplished,
you know, couple that together and then add a a couple Super Bowls on top of it.
It's going to be a frigging monster.
It's Colgate basketball.
It's going to take over.
It's like Colgate basketball winning the Patriot League.
Well, I mean, it's not like Colgate basketball gets fully crossed
because that hasn't been much of a matchup these days.
No, that's not great.
But that's the way it goes.
Wait, so your prediction,
I'm guessing
they're going to have a new coach.
Just before we go, though,
how many, working backwards,
how many unquestionable
keepers are there on this team for you?
You've got Balgin
and Ploisic.
Who else? Is there three other guys
that you're like, this guy will definitely be starting
in 26
i think mckinney if he gets his if he gets his if he gets everything back correctly whatever that is
um i think he's got it reina i'm not giving up on yet i like reina musa i do too but he just needs
it needs more he disappeared um ty. Tyler Adams is an absolute stud.
He was the captain at the last World Cup.
This guy is a leader,
and he's going to get more and more healthy.
He's been hampered by a hamstring injury.
He's going to be a face and a voice
that people are going to be hearing from.
But does it matter, though,
when these guys aren't succeeding
in the same way overseas?
Because he's a good example of that.
Well, I think he was succeeding
until the hamstring injury took him down.
I think he was a big commodity. I think he's succeeding until the hamstring injury took him down. I think he was a big commodity.
I think he's a personality to rally around.
Yunus Musa is an absolute force.
I don't know why he wasn't playing as much this tournament.
I kind of had him as a no-brainer starter,
and he only came on in the second half of Game 1,
didn't play Game 2, particularly when you're down a man.
So I find that questionable.
But the management thing is interesting.
And I said this last night.
And I don't know if we've done this enough in our American soccer culture,
go big or go home.
We've done it on the club level, but it's been going overseas
and going big and get Beckham.
Go big and get Messi.
Go big and get Zlatan.
But here in America, we need to go big
for our country to be better.
And I said, let's go.
Let's dream.
Let's go after Jurgen Klopp.
Let's go after Pep Guardiola.
Because I'm going to tell you,
coaching a host nation in a World Cup
is something special.
It's something unique.
And it is an absolute hook.
And I guarantee you, those two human beings, if those are choices that people want to go for, will sit down and will listen and will take a look at what the structure is and what the players are. okay, let's chat. Let's talk about it. Let's look into it. I think those two names are as big as they get.
Would make sense to at least start there
and knock on the doors and do a meet and greet
if it hasn't been done already.
What about Clint Dempsey, Liam Neeson, The Rock?
What if we just go all tough guys
and just try to change the tough guy culture
I'll never at the Panama game I just
never it's one thing to lose it's
another thing to just get the piss
beat out of you and then be the team that
that was so embarrassing and
over and over again it seems like that's the book on the
US is just like just kind
of beat them up trip them from
behind do stuff agitate them
it's going to work they are almost there versus Panama you know We kind of forget that. That goal came late. They were
holding on. They were just X minutes away from getting that point. And the narrative would have
been so different. What a gritty, gutty US performance. Down a man for three quarters
of the game. They're able to salvage a point. They're in great position to move on. Instead,
the whole narrative completely changes
of, you didn't do it. Here we go
again. What were the problems?
Why did you do this? Why didn't you bring
him in? And from there,
it just kind of softly snowballed.
And last night was...
It was a shit show, right?
Between the officiating, between that
stupid camera angle,
just the injury... And then you guys have to come on and talk about it stupid camera angle, just the injury.
And then you guys have to come on and talk about it after.
That was awful.
I feel like you and I have been having the same conversation.
We have, unfortunately.
We've known each other forever, but really for the last 15 years of like,
is this going to happen?
It's not going to happen.
Ooh, this is worse than we thought.
When it does happen, you and I are going to have some fun
we're going to be in bunk beds
in a fucking nursing home
hopefully our kids will come visit
alright Soner
good to see you
say hi to everyone at work
say hi to pregnant Carly Lloyd for me
I will
I will
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All right, Van Lathan is here.
We're going summer hodgepodge style.
You tell me where you want to start.
We can start Lakers.
We can start the Bear.
We can start Axel Foley.
We can start Joe Biden.
We can start Rap Beefs.
We can start with the Hock to Ya Girl,
whatever you want.
Let's start with you,
the clean shaven bill situation.
Don't you feel like you should like let people know when you're going to do
that?
Yeah.
I just,
I,
I just screwed up with the shaving a couple of times and I just,
you know,
there's sometimes there's no going back.
You just take out a piece of the chin and you're like,
well,
okay.
Got to shave now.
Coming back for a second.
Um,
let's start with the Lakers.
Okay.
I'm concerned.
I would hope so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm more concerned in an existential way.
I'm concerned that we are on the precipice of something, a return to the Lakers' ineptitude
persisting in a way.
I think the LeBron AD era
was more of a blip.
It's like a momentary interruption
in the Lakers' struggles as a franchise
and not an indication that they're
trending in the right way and that they know what they're doing because everything now feels
disastrous to me as a Lakers fan. Yeah, we should mention you actually like the Lakers and care
about them. I do. I like the Lakers and I care about them. And I'm watching something that I
didn't expect to happen. I'm watching guys not want to
be Lakers since when was that a thing Pete like guys not why'd you smile you know you're such a
fucking scamp you I say guys not want to be Lakers you brought up the Lakers I let you
you light up like it's Christmas I hope everybody is watching Bill gets so much joy in this it's Christmas. I hope everybody is watching. Bill gets so much joy in this.
It's underhanded. It's devious. It's sinister.
Well, I think
when you've had this many
different teammates for the best two
guys on the team over the last four to five
years, and every time it doesn't work
out, everyone else gets blamed. At some point,
don't you notice that if you're playing for other teams?
Like, oh, if this doesn't work out,
I'm the fall guy.
Like all the guys they signed last year are all now available in trades.
D'Angelo Russell, Gabe Vincent, Rui,
you can have any of them.
And last year they're like, oh, we like this.
We're building around these dudes.
And it just seems like they built this team.
I talked about at the top about the Klay Thompson signing.
It's like exactly what they don't need.
Klay Thompson's not what they need.
They need defense. They need to be able to defend
and get stops.
So
big picture what you said, though,
I think is the right take. Because you go back to
Kobe tearing his Achilles
and you look at the whole run of what
happened with the Lakers,
where basically they hit rock bottom.
They made a bunch of draft picks. They had
a really young team. You go back and look at of draft picks. They had a really young team.
You go back and look at the draft picks.
They took Brandon Ingram too,
which everybody agreed with.
And they took Lonzo Ball too in 2017.
And those guys didn't really turn out
into what we were hoping.
But trade everything for Davis
once LeBron decides to sign.
And then it's just been this uneasy balance
of how do you build around these two guys that make two max contracts? It's really decides to sign. And then it's just been this uneasy balance of how do you build around
these two guys that make two max contracts? It's really hard to do. You need to be super smart as
a franchise. You need to draft well. You need to have some luck with free agent signings. And what
you pointed out, I think is the big fear. If you're not getting Klay Thompson, if you're not
getting DeRozan to take less to sign with you, you're just going to be
shopping in that Christian Wood bargain aisle. And that's where you are. You're with Christian
Wood and Jackson Hayes and Cam Reddish. That's where you are. Yeah. It's funny. You said you
got two masked guys. You can't build around it. Meanwhile, your Celtics must have the money that
Jim and them robbed from Fenway in the town because they're paying everyone.
They're going to sign pretty soon.
It's going to come through the ticket
that they've signed Pritchard for $40 million a year.
Seven years.
That seems low.
No, but I mean, this is what happens with the big teams.
The Warriors are paying at their noses forever
when you have a chance to win a title with a core.
I guess my question is,
do you honestly in your heart think that the Lakers
could actually compete for another title
with LeBron at the age that he's in and Davis
and then a bunch of different parts
and JJ Redick as the coach
and all of the good teams that are in the West
and then the Celtics and Knicks,
and Giannis and Abid in the other conference.
At what point do you just give up the ghost
and say it's not happening?
And maybe they know that it's not happening.
I don't.
I don't think that they can.
I think that the Lakers are, at this point,
winning conversation piece championships.
You stay relevant enough in LA and in sports media culture to keep the brand strong in
hopes that in five or six years or some kind of way after LeBron is gone, because he's
a relevance piece now.
He doesn't really, he's still a great player, but building around LeBron James, I'm not
sure wins you a championship now. You have never
really been able to build around Anthony Davis to win a championship, and those guys still command
not just so much money when we're talking about actual money towards the cap and stuff, but
there's also a reputation salary cap. There's a cultural salary cap, and guys take up space in
that way as well. Now, normally when you have players that can take up space in that way as well now normally when you
have players that can take up that much space you get it back on the court but one of the worst
situations you can be in in any sport is to have a guy take up a lot of your cultural salary cap
your reputational salary cap and he is not great on the basketball court. Not one of the five best guys or one of the three best guys.
Don't get me wrong.
AD had a fantastic season.
He really did.
He had a fantastic season.
He played great.
Maybe one of his best years.
But when you don't have that guy and he still demands that type of gravitas,
he still has that type of gravitas in the league,
it weighs everything down and it makes it hard for you to build around him and win. I thought the Bronny thing was actually smart
for them. It's the kind of thing you do when you know you're not going to win a title anymore.
I thought it was smart for LeBron to say he would take less to get a free agent because the reality
is those free agents probably weren't coming to them. So it looks like he's sacrificing, but who's he sacrificing for?
Because he's not going to take less money to get Najee Marshall, right? He's thinking DeRozan,
he's thinking Clay, people like that. But ultimately this next season, and I think the next couple are going to be about the father-son angle, which is pretty cool. And whether Bronny
can play at this level or not, we don't have a lot of evidence yet that he's going to be able to.
I would say we have very little, but it's going to be cool.
And I think it's the kind of thing you need to do.
It's like those last two Kobe years where it was like,
hey, man, we're not winning the title.
This is the Kobe farewell tour.
This is how it's going to play out.
And Kobe's going to take a bunch of shots and people get to come
and they get to see him in the home games.
I don't know if LeBron is at that stage mentally,
but I think you're going to lose enough games
to realize that's the stage you're kind of hitting.
You're like, yeah, you're an eight seed.
Yeah, you're a nine seed.
That's where you are.
Yeah, so, you know, those last couple of years, Kobe was really dragging it.
Like Kobe, his body was banged up.
He couldn't do it anymore, especially at the level that we were used to seeing him do it.
And you never were going to see Kobe wasn't going to bounce around to a bunch of teams.
Kobe wasn't going to come off the bench.
You weren't going to ever see that era of Kobe Bryant's career.
That was not going to happen, right?
It's not going to happen off the bench. You weren't going to ever see that era of Kobe Bryant's career. That was not going to happen, right?
It's not going to happen for LeBron James either.
The thing with LeBron is he's a lesser version of LeBron,
but it's still so good that you're flirting with it.
You're getting your hopes up.
You're thinking, well, maybe.
But any other player that played kind of like what he,
like that his game resembled LeBron's game, he wouldn't be such such a big deal so you wouldn't have to think about him constantly like this you know the thing
with brawny is interesting because i watched this clip a couple of days ago and it brought it made
me smile so big it was the clip of a pop fly being hit to center and i think the king don't yeah and king griffey senior
center's uh king griffey senior is under it he's got a bead on it i'm sure you've seen this clip
before yeah and out of nowhere junior flashes in front of him and grabs it and then he laughs
and i'm thinking oh my god if you're both guys in that situation, and if you're watching,
how awesome is that, right? How fantastic is that to watch? Obviously, the difference is that Ken Griffey Jr. was probably the best baseball prospect in the world and one of the
greatest players of his generation. So there's a difference there. So you see stuff like that,
and it's part of the story of sports, and you want to see it. But if I'm being all the way
honest, just someone that comes from humble beginnings, there's something about the Bronnie
thing that just bothers me. And I talked about it on Higher Learning. You guys can go listen to it
there. But I'm not somebody who has selective views on nepotism based upon who it's favoring.
Now, let me make a distinction real quick and then we can get off this because I know it's a
topic that makes everybody pissed off. It's one thing if I have a business,
me handing that business to my children and training them is one thing.
Sure, that's nepotism, but that's also getting them ready to navigate their inheritance.
Like when people say, hey, Jerry Jones gave the Cowboys to his kids.
Well, they're going to get the Cowboys.
Yeah.
The Buss family is going to get the Lakers.
So you're essentially teaching them how to run the team that you already own. Is that nepotism? Sure. But they're going to get the Lakers. So you're essentially teaching them how to run the team that you already own.
Is that nepotism? Sure. But they're going to get the team, right? It's his team. This is different.
And it just is. This is somebody utilizing their power to get their kid drafted.
I give this the 55th pick, but in a spot that somebody else might've gotten drafted,
that somebody else is going to have a harder road. That's not to say that Bronny's not going to be a good pro. That's not to say that Bronny wouldn't have figured it out in college if he was
at a different school and made it to the NBA. I saw some video of him not too long ago. He looks
strong, athletic. The jumper looks good. He might end up being a decent
pro. But what I'm saying, I'm sorry, but this was wrong. And as far as the ideals and the values
that I live by, I didn't like it. And that somehow makes me, you know, anti-cultural or I'm hating on
LeBron. I'm happy for them and happy
for him. He's been through a lot. His body's
recovering through a lot. Who knows
how his season at USC would have been
had he not had
the issue that he had. But if I'm
taking a step back and keeping it real,
that rich boy
shit,
that's not the type of shit
that I'm on.
I've never been, like, those are the kind of guys that we used to be like coach's son that's starting in front of somebody and so there's a
cost to that and i'm not like like talking about i've never fucked with that before so like why
would i start fucking with it now just because it's lebron's kid the only thing i didn't get
is it seems like he should have played
one more year in college
and had a proper college year
at a certain level of competition
to try to do really well at that level
before he moved to the NBA.
I don't understand how you go
from high school basketball in LA
to not really playing that much
for one year in college
to all of a sudden,
you're basically on the Lakers,
but not really.
Everything I know about the NBA
is there's never practice time. It's a long schedule. You don't have a lot of time to work
with the younger guys in the roster and the G League becomes more important. So if the case is
he's going to play in the G League and that'll be his experience, I get it. But I think it just
would have been better for him to go to a college for one more year and just try to be an
awesome guy in college first and then go to
the pros.
We watched
this happen with Brandon Boston who played at
Sierra Canyon with him where he just all of a sudden was
on the Clippers. I thought he was talented
and they just
let him go a couple years later because
he skipped a step
that he shouldn't have skipped.
I will say this is the last thing I'll say. It's like I am really rooting for let him go a couple of years later because he, he skipped a step that he shouldn't have skipped. Yeah.
I will say this is the last thing I say.
It's like,
I am really rooting for him though.
Seriously.
I'm rooting for him for a lot of reasons.
I've never not rooted with,
not rooted for him.
He's been around and on people's brains since,
uh,
he was in the sixth or seventh grade,
which,
you know,
how positive that is,
how,
how much,
how that must affect the kid.
I'm sure that can be great for a kid's psyche.
Like we're growing up in front of everyone and stuff.
But I desperately want him to succeed now
and like super duper hope that he succeeds
because not only do I want him to validate where he was picked,
but watching him, how emotional he was when he was selected,
everything he's been through.
And just, you guys, people say what they want to say about LeBron James.
He's an insanely dedicated father and family man.
So I do want him to work out.
I want it to work out for him.
But I've never been that type of,
I've never been a fan of stepping over somebody
who was scrapping for it because of who your pops is.
And I'm not going to start now.
Axel Foley?
Oh my God.
So we're taping this on a Tuesday.
It comes out tomorrow on Netflix.
I choose my life to,
I choose to pretend that Beverly Hills Cop 3 never happened.
Right.
So for me, this is the actual sequel to Beverly Hills Cop 2
because Beverly Hills Cop 3,
it's just out there over there.
It didn't exist. There's been, it's just out there over there. Didn't exist.
Uh,
there's been some buzz that this movie is not bad.
And as a lifelong Eddie Murphy,
you know,
one of the most important celebrities,
athletes in my life growing up.
Um,
I really want the movie to be good or at least decent.
I know I'm going to watch it and I was bracing for it to be awful.
But if it's a B-, that's such a win.
That's a win. That makes up for Team USA choking against freaking Panama.
Yeah, it was terrible, right?
I can't believe Jomie got me to watch soccer just for them to fail.
Yeah, well, that's welcome to Team USA. It's like, oh, you got to watch Team USA. You got to watch soccer just for them to fail. Yeah. Welcome to Team USA.
It's like,
you got to watch Team USA.
You got to watch Team USA.
And then I watch soccer.
I don't have any problem watching soccer,
but I don't watch it.
Right?
But I watch it just for them to disappoint me.
Yeah.
That's like ridiculously stupid.
You know what I mean?
Anyway.
Well, Beverly Hills Cop 4 will hopefully not disappoint us.
At least it'll have enough in there.
When does it drop? Wednesday.
I thought it was coming out.
Taggart and Rosewood. I'm more excited to see Taggart and Rosewood
than anything.
I was surprised as hell that Taggart was still
alive.
Taggart was old
in the first one.
In 84.
He was one of those,
it's like where Chris Ryan always talks about
the 70s, 80s, the guys in those movies seem super old.
And like Taggart was like 39 and Beverly Hills Cop 1.
It seemed like he was like 58.
Like, I think I'm the same age as Wilford Brimley
in The Firm right now.
Wilford Brimley was super young for a long time. Him and The Firm and me are the same age as wilford brimley in the firm right now wilford brimley was super young for
a long time him in the firm and me are the same age so this is you got to throw out the 70s and
80s right okay um so look this is my thing about this i wanted to ask you this have we ever been
in this situation in movies before or is this the first era to where there's a whole group of stars
that are essentially playing the hits, right?
Because I can't think of this.
Star karaoke era?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, you got Top Gun Maverick.
Top Gun Maverick.
Ethan Hunt and Maverick.
Ethan Hunt and Maverick.
You got Will and a version of Martin Lawrence
doing
Bad Boys, right?
You got
Eddie Murphy. You got all of this stuff.
Even Ghostbusters.
I mean, you got
the Ghostbusters crew back.
You got Drake and Kendrick
beefing. Drake and Kendrick
beefing. Like it was 15 years ago.
Right.
Like that's been going on for a while.
But look, I don't know what to expect from the movie,
but honestly, I just want to see the movie
and see some version of the Axel Foley
that we got in Beverly Hills Cop 1 and 2.
If he can at all make me believe
that that's Axel Foley,
the movie works.
Don't matter what else happens.
Instead of Eddie Murphy.
Instead of Eddie Murphy.
If I look at it,
because man,
the original was on not too long ago.
And that's like the Will Chamberlain
50 point season.
He's in almost every scene.
He is ridiculously,
just the star is oozing off of him yeah like it's one of those ones where you go god how could this this guy is like
ridiculously they born for the moment so if if that's at all in there um i'm down with it i will
say that i'm like i thought i would be more excited for the movie, but if the
movie goes off and if the credits roll and it was good, I think I'd be more relieved
than anything else.
That's a good way to put it.
That would be a good blurb for, from you on the poster.
I just feel relieved.
Van Latham, the ringer.
I am, I am super relieved.
Van Latham, the ringer.
Thumbs up.
I just feel relieved.
What happens with Biden? Just quickly.
I know you talk about this in Higher Learning.
I don't know. It's a four-long fire in the party.
I don't know what happens with him.
Obviously, people that are listening to this probably know
the fact of the matter is he's raised $230 million
or something like that.
That money can't be transferred.
So if people are
wondering what anchors Joe Biden to the race right now, it's the same thing that anchors everything
in American politics. It's money. Now, I mean, we might be past the point some polls dropped today
that show him El Strugglesville. So that might scare the piss out of people enough to make them
change and move on from them.
Because let's face it, we were texting during that debate performance.
It took three minutes for us to know it wasn't his night.
It wasn't.
And so now they're...
Wasn't his night is an understatement.
Yeah, now they're in trouble.
But here's the thing though.
This is where hubris gets you. Hubris gets you to this point. Anyone with eyes saw that this was going to be a long race for President Biden months and months ago. effectively message it, it would be easy.
Where we were,
crime is coming down.
The economy is strong.
People are still paying too much at the gas pump
and in the grocery store,
but everything's trending
in the right direction.
He has the perfect case to say,
hey, four more years
and I can do an even better job,
but he can't say it.
And so because of that,
it looks bad.
And the party is eating itself right now.
I'm glad I'm not a Democrat.
Well, the move would have been like nine months ago
to be like, you know what?
I righted the ship.
Now it's time for me to help somebody else get elected
and turn this over.
And obviously, as you said, hubris.
Yeah, hubris, man.
Dangerous animal.
And the other piece is the people around him,
they're all getting something out of this too, right?
Like his wife is like, I love being the first lady.
Let's run this back four more years.
She's not going to be like, Joe, I'm worried about your legacy.
She's like, no, no, no, listen to these people.
You just had a bad night.
You start talking to whatever reality you want to talk yourself into.
See, this is the part of it that I never understand.
And I think maybe I need to be more ambitious, right?
I watch drug dealer movies, you know?
Yeah.
And when I watch drug dealer movies,
I see these drug dealers and they're talking about,
because they always have the part of the movie
in the middle of the movie where they weigh up
and everything's going good.
You know what I'm talking about.
The montage and stuff like that.
I love the montage scene.
In Blow.
They show the tapas ladies
counting the money
with some sort of Rolling Stones song.
Right.
In Blow,
there's a part where George is up
like 60 million.
Yeah.
And I always think,
and maybe you can't,
I don't know anything about it. I always think, okay, you made 60 million? Yeah. And I always think, and maybe you can't, I don't know anything about it. I
always think, okay, you made 60 million. It's 81. Just stop. Right. Right. You made 60 million.
I guess George did try, but just stop. My thing is, if you were the president
for four years, if you were the president of the United States of America for four years, you right at the ship, you were the first lady for four years.
Yeah.
You're good, bro.
You came in.
Things were as bad as we can remember them, at least in our lifetime.
And you did your thing, dog.
Go play golf, cocoon, grumpy old man.
All of these movies about older guys, they look happy to me.
Go do your thing.
What is Joe Biden going to do with four more years being president until he's 86?
That's the thing that starts to bother me because that's the same thing,
problem I had with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and the thing that starts to bother me because that's the same thing, problem I had with
Ruth Bader Ginsburg and the fact that she wouldn't retire when Obama asked her to. She died and it
cost a seat on the Supreme Court. So anyway, all of that stuff, I'm just like, you were the president,
man. It would take me, I could be president for three months. Three. People always want to leave
a year too late or two years too late, not a year too early.
And you leave and then you're like,
oh man,
I actually could have done that.
I shouldn't have left,
but he should have.
I always thought in 2020,
I always thought it was going to be,
he was doing this for one term,
right?
The ship past the,
past the torch,
keep it going.
But you get that job.
You just don't want to.
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Rat beefs. This is what I grew up with in the 1990s and 2024. It's just going and going and
going. And Kendrick feels like he's the biggest artist in the world
other than taylor swift at this point and it just never ends how much of this to you is internet
social media and just the culture we have now that just feeds on this and loves it and loves
the clips and passes stuff along and how much of it is the dna of why we love this stuff so look
here's the thing. It's interesting.
We talk about boxing a lot.
In boxing, you need a foil to make you great.
Yeah.
You need a foil like Ali.
He had Listage at first.
Then he had Frazier.
Then he had Foreman.
Sugar Ray had Tommy Hearns.
Sugar Ray had Tommy Hearns.
Sugar Ray had Roberto Duran.
Hagler, the whole four Kings era.
I think that this was interesting in that Drake had achieved as much commercial success as a rapper could achieve.
Kendrick had basically achieved as much critical success as a rapper could achieve, right?
Pulitzer Prize, many Grammys, all of that stuff.
They still needed each other to really decide who the number one rapper of their generation actually is.
And that's what was on the line.
And it's Kendrick Lamar.
It just is. Didn't we feel was on the line. And it's Kendrick Lamar. It just is.
Didn't we feel that way before the beef though?
It was hard to assert it though. Like if you're talking about what you care about, if you're talking about what you care about in music, you care about impact, you care about
artistry, you care about all of those types of things. Then Kendrick Lamar was probably already
the biggest artistic rapper of
his generation but drake is just so unbelievably successful he's so successful that it's like
it's almost like a like a lebron type of career from drake right yeah you could look at some of
lebron's work to the all ms and the finals appearances. All the finals appearances, all the points scored, all the rebounds,
all it is, just the longevity and the sheer dominance of the stats
makes you go, huh, hmm.
Would you rather have the Michael Jordan career
where the greatness is measured in all of these moments,
you never really take a loss, and at your peak, you look unbeatable?
Or would you rather be the guy that
starts at 18 and basically scores 27 a game till you set a scoring record that nobody else will
ever touch which is greater and and the only thing a difference between jordan and lebron is they
never got to play each other they never got to play against each other and go head up right
well this jordan and lebron did and and Michael Jordan won. And Kendrick Lamar
just showed a couple of things.
A mastery, a cultural
mastery, an understanding
of Drake's weaknesses,
an understanding of how
to play a home game in a situation
like this, because essentially, not like us,
that's a home game.
That's making Drake and all of hip-hop
play on your home court that's la stuff
for la people giving us an la bop it makes us think 93 94 95 96 the whole nine right and then
you cut them and make them a meme something that drake has done to himself and also done to other
people and he can't recover from it and he othered him him in the same way Drake has already felt other. It was a masterclass. And now,
I think that Kendrick has done,
Drake will be fine.
Drake is a massively important
and talented artist.
He'll be fine.
But I do think his career is,
it will be forever changed
from what just happened.
What you just laid out,
the basketball analogy was incorrect.
Why?
Because it was actually
Russell versus Chamberlain.
Oh my God.
Because they got to play each other.
What are you oh my God-ing?
Russell's Mount Rushmore.
He won 11 titles in 13 years.
He's the greatest defensive player ever.
He's the greatest teammate ever.
And over and over again, he would go against Wilt,
who put up all these stats, who is this overpowering force,
and he would just beat him year after year.
And by the time we got to the 69 finals,
he broke him completely.
And Wilt sat out the last four or five minutes
of their last game against each other.
He was like, had some injury
that we didn't even know if it was a real injury.
I'm not saying that it's not a good analogy.
I'm just saying...
Yeah, that had to bring Boston into it.
The Celtics propaganda is...
It's Russell Chamberlain.
It's two of the greatest centers of all time
other than Kareem.
Yeah.
You don't think Shaq is better than Russell or Chamberlain?
Shaquille O'Neal?
No.
What are you talking about?
You don't think Shaquille...
So if you're starting a basketball team...
I don't have Shaq over Hakeem.
How about that?
Actually, that's a tough one.
Let me ask you this then.
If you have Hakeem Olajuwon or Shaquille O'Neal,
and you have Bill Russell sitting right there,
you would draft Bill Russell over Olajuwon.
You can't do it this way.
Why?
Because the way to evaluate players
is when they were playing,
who they were playing against,
and how they stood out
compared to the guys they're playing.
That's the only fair way to do it.
So then that means you would take Bob Pettit over.
Bob Pettit was really good.
That's LSU, baby.
Dominating.
Bob Pettit's right there with Barkley and Malone.
I had them all next to each other when I did my book.
They were all three great power forwards.
Can you imagine Bob Pettit watching Giannis come down the court?
Oh, my God. Bob Pettit watching Giannis come down the court? Oh, my God.
Bob Pettit had, like, chest hair and back hair.
Bob Pettit could play.
That's LSU.
You know I'll never diss.
Hey, Bob Pettit beat Russell.
Russell was injured.
He had sprained ankle, but he beat him in the finals
and had 50 points in the championship game and the whole thing.
All right.
This isn't the real reason you're on because I want to talk to you
about a bunch of stuff,
but we're going to talk about The Bear.
Yeah.
This is the backlash season.
You knew it was coming.
This always happens with television.
You and Charles Holmes
are breaking this down
in the Prestige TV podcast.
Two episodes at a time.
And I think the general feeling
that I'm getting
in the backlash season three,
which again, we could have predicted
is people are disappointed.
People think it's a little too much.
The show smelling its own farts.
It's not fun enough.
It's lost some of the spirit,
especially the first season
that people really responded to with some of the dialogue and some of the spirit, especially the first season that people really responded to
with some of the dialogue
and some of the back and forth.
And it was just a little more personable
and fun in season one.
And now that's been drained out of it.
I have my thoughts,
but give me your big picture thoughts
because I don't want to step on prestige too much
because you just finished it.
Yeah, big picture.
I think those people that feel that way
are more right than they are wrong.
But the season in its totality, I actually just finished it today. The season in its totality
ends in a way that makes you excited for the next season. And that's essentially how you judge
the last few episodes of a television season and a season period right they were able to build up
to something that made you go oh my god i now i want to see what happens now if the show had gone
off and you'd have been like i don't really care about where these people are what's going on with
them then i think some of the criticisms that i'm hearing right now would um would hit a little
harder but they were able to kind of scrape together,
pun intended, a pretty decent dish.
I will say that one episode in this season
is just so hard to watch and it's so bad to me
that it, oh, I mean, that's already up on Prestige.
There's an episode called Ice Chips,
which is Sugar having her baby.
It's just terrible.
It's terrible.
I didn't think it worked either.
No.
But yeah, you know,
the thing is with the bear is
it's the same thing
that every show goes through, right?
Like we weren't expecting it to be
as good as it was in season one and season two.
So when we have expectations,
we judge the show in a different way.
All right, here's my defense of the bear. Oh, go for it. Oh, wow. And I thought season three was a little uneven because it was, I think he was filming season three, Chris Dorr,
season three and season four kind of simultaneously as one giant 20 episode season. And I think season three is
basically serves as advice to get to season four. You could argue it could have been eight episodes
instead of 10. You could have trimmed some fat. You could argue you could just watch episode one,
three, five, six, and 10, and probably get a gist for everything he wanted you to know
happened in there
but there's two things working
against this show that I think
have to be mentioned like somebody
I think it was on Slate somebody
wrote a piece about the Bears a bad show
scathing which
by the way I completely
disagreed with the take but I'm glad that
people are still writing criticism like that.
That it's not just Charles Holmes on a mountain by himself just throwing crazy takes out.
This show isn't meant to be consumed in the way that I think people consume TV in 2024.
I want to start with that.
This is a show nobody should watch more than two episodes in a
row of. You should definitely not binge it. It's not meant to be binged. I don't know why Hulu
slash FX drops all of these at once like it's the night agent on Netflix because it's not that kind
of show. And there's so much care and thought put into every episode. I think it really does the show a disservice.
This isn't a show that you watch while you're on Hoopsipe,
seeing if there's been a new signing,
or you're on Twitter,
or you're also looking at Instagram reels.
These shows are like mini movies.
Some of them work.
Some of them don't work as well.
But the first episode,
which whatever he tried to do in that I thought it was just an incredible
episode of television
but the real episode
and this is why I'll defend the bear to the death
whether they have uneven seasons or whatever
and he's pulled this off a couple times
that sixth episode built around Tina
and the flashback going backwards
I thought that was one of the best episodes of TV I've ever seen built around Tina and the flashback going backwards.
I thought that was one of the best episodes of TV I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Like ever.
That's in the all time pantheon for me with best step,
pick episodes from the wire,
pick episodes from Sopranos.
Like that's how good I thought that episode was.
And if a show can do that,
you got to give it more leeway than be like,
ah,
backlash.
Oh, it wasn't as good.
That show is fucking incredible.
So even if you just gave me one,
six and 10 from this season,
it's a win.
And they brought in some good that,
you know,
got a little cameo friendly.
I'm not sure we needed John Cena.
Um,
an abomination.
I think it got a little too flashback flash forward,
but that's the first thing I'll say. That episode six,
and for people who haven't heard it yet,
I don't feel like,
well, most people who are listening at this point
would have seen The Bear,
but Tina, it's a backstory
of how she ended up working for these guys.
And she's basically hit rock bottom.
She's lost her job after 15 years
and she's in her mid forties
and she's seen the, as she explains to Jon
Bernthal's character who's dead and they're talking about their lives and they just kind
of connect in the restaurant.
They had this 11 minute scene that's fucking incredible.
And she's talking about these young people that are basically replacing her and they
have a hope and a spirit to her that she's kind of jealous of, you know she's like i don't think that way anymore i'm not hungry i i i just
want a job because i'm trying to feed my kids i i miss having that hunger like that and she's
talking to berthal you know we know the whole backstory with him that he's gonna kill himself
yeah and then he goes into his whole thing about he says I knew I was getting skipped
that dream shit it wasn't going to happen to me
basically he always knew that his brother was more special
than he was and he's going through the day to day
but the thing that drives him
he has this thing about food
and he talks about
if you think about the special moments in your life
you look back, food's always a part of it
and that's why I love being around food.
So they just connect in this way.
I don't know of another show
that does connections like that.
Right?
Yeah.
So that's why I'm going to always defend the bear.
And it might miss
and it might get to smelling around farty,
but to have an episode like that,
I thought was really special.
So,
so Ayo directed that one.
I know.
And I should have mentioned that because she that that
episode was impeccably directed impeccably directed uh just you can tell that she has a feel for it
the thing that i really enjoyed about it is this it's like the story of one character
in the show and for the most of the episode for the most part it, we don't see anybody else that we recognize, right?
They come in at the end. It's the classic TV
trope of they have to do a season,
sometimes they have to have the episode where
Carm's not really in it, and they build it around
somebody else who's not around. Right.
But
that show, that
episode, still
answers fundamental
questions about the show itself. Not just about Tina,
not just about Mikey, not just about Richie, about the show itself. By taking us back into
the restaurant, and we've talked about this on the Prestige TV podcast, me and Charles,
you guys should probably go listen to it. But by taking us back into that
restaurant in times past, it answers questions about the restaurant. Because when the first
time you see the place, you go, why would anybody want to work here? You know what I mean? Who would
want to work in this place? Seeing how she got there, you're then so happy for her you're so happy for the fact that she landed with this group of people
you're so happy you're even happy that she got fired because sometimes in life we don't understand
that things that like we uh that happen to us that are seem bad in the moment are actually the best
things for us it takes a whole bunch of reflection.
And in the show, you never really get to see that
because things are happening to the characters
as you're perceiving them.
But for her, you look at her and where she is now.
She's got a job, not just that,
where she's making good money
and she can take care of things,
but she takes pride in her job.
She cares about it.
She's met lifelong friends in it
she suffers from tragedy obviously mikey kills himself but her job now is a part of who she is
as a person and that's something that she says in that episode was not a part of her before
her job in the past was just something that she was doing. So to see how life happens to someone and they end up in a good spot,
when you leave the episode,
it makes you hopeful.
You feel inspired.
You feel good for the characters
and you think,
that is how stuff happens.
And that's what the show does
better than anything else.
It creates value for the dramatic situations
that the characters find themselves in.
Yeah, She says,
I don't want to be inspired.
I don't want to be impassioned.
I don't want to make magic.
I don't need to save the world.
I just want to feed my kids.
Right.
And as she's talking and Bernthal's character,
and Bernthal is amazing in this episode too.
And he's kind of sizing her up and he's telling her stuff about his life.
And they're just, one of the things I
liked about the connection was sometimes when you watch these shows, it's like rapid fire back and
forth. There's like long pauses. They're like really listening to each other, thinking about
it, reflecting. And by the end of it, you're like, oh, offer a job, Mike, just offer a job.
And then he does it. I thought it was a really special episode. So that's one thing I'll defend.
Then the other thing,
and I think it's hard to see
when you're just watching all these at once,
but this season is really about Carm
deciding
do I want to be really good
or do I want to be great, right?
And, you know,
I'm not like uncovering a big mystery
because that's obviously what it's about. but they're sprinkling this all the way through and they're trying too hard to do it at some points. But ultimately that Joel McHale character who fucks with them in the first episode, his mentor, and then it all circles around to this incredible showdown in the last episode in front of the bathroom when he's like, I got to fucking say something to this guy.
I actually thought it paid off.
I thought it was really smart.
But just the concept of somebody being like,
I know I'm an A minus.
Can I get to an A plus?
Because a lot of people, including our friend Tommy,
it was like, Carm's been such a downer this year.
Carm's the worst character on the show.
It's like, Carm's not supposed to be your favorite character.
Carm's on some sort of journey
to see if he could be great or not.
And he's got his brother who fucking killed himself
and that's hanging over his head.
And he's got all these people he's in charge of.
And he's so obsessed with it.
He can't even see Sid,
who is like basically halfway out the door, right?
With a purse.
And he's so blinded by his changing the menu every day
and all these other, and just trying to get,
and these reviews that haven't come yet.
He can't even see this, that he might lose his best person.
I don't know.
I thought it was, I've never seen that concept in a show before
hit as hard as it was.
And honestly, I felt like the showrunner,
the creator, Chris Storer,
it's a little about him.
It's like he created the show that people loved
and it's like, well, how great can this show be?
And Karim becomes the proxy of that.
I thought it was cool.
So when you say Tommy,
are you talking about Tommy Alter,
future video coordinator of the Los Angeles Lakers?
Yeah, I'm talking about the lead assistant coach of the Lakers,
Tommy Alter. He'll be there pretty soon.
Lead scout.
So,
here's the thing about that scene, and we're going to
go deep into it
on Prestige. Yeah, I don't want to step on Prestige
too much. Right, we're going to go deep into it on
Prestige. It saved the season.
I mean, it did.
Like, has it been the strongest season of the Bear to me I mean, it did. Like, has it
been the strongest season of the bear
to me? No, it hasn't been.
It's had ridiculously high highs, though.
And a couple of low
lows. One low low in particular.
I'll say two things. Number one,
the two biggest mistakes. Number one, I didn't like
the Ice Ships episode and the casting of John Cena.
John Cena just does not belong in this world.
He just doesn't. So we agree. Yeah. John Cena, great for Peacemaker. Other cena john cena just does not belong in this world yeah he just doesn't okay so we agree um yeah john cena great for peacemaker other stuff he
just doesn't belong in this world um and it threw off the whole episode that pays that pays that
scene off i mean that scene pays off the season should i say because there's emotional ambiguity to it. Like, you don't know who's right.
Like, you know Carm, you know Carmi.
And so you know that he wants to be
as good as he possibly can be.
You know that's what he wants, right?
You know deep down,
you see him drawing everything,
sketching it out.
You see him putting in the work.
You see everything about his character is about diligence and sacrifice.
How much he's willing to work.
Well, and sacrificing his relationship because it was getting in the way of the restaurant.
Of the restaurant.
How hard he's willing to work, how much he's willing to sacrifice.
And the guy is standing there talking to him.
It's almost like you're talking to the devil after you've sold your soul.
And he's looking at you and he's going, well, wait a minute, you got what you want.
Yeah.
Like you wanted to be better. You got what you wanted. You might have not liked the way that I
did it, but you got what you wanted. And you know what, man? Not to sound like the old guy in the room, but I also think that that is a good scene just for us to litigate how we look at that now.
That sort of couldn't agree more.
Like how we look at that now. Jordan or people that weren't shiny and perfect and all of that, but they drugged themselves
through the broken glass to be great. And they came out with all of these scars,
but we'd say, okay, the trade-off for that greatness is this. And we appreciate the trade-off.
That's not how we are anymore. Really, that scene is a negotiation
about whether or not it's worth it for Karm.
And he's probably negotiated
and he's negotiating it himself as well.
But isn't that the point of the whole show
is like all of these people are committed
to basically Karm's dream
to be great, not very good, right?
To go down as one of the great,
even like with the way they did that last episode
where he's just looking at all the different pictures
of the great chefs and he's like,
can I get there?
Can I get there?
But the other people that he's with
have to share the dream of them, right?
And that's his fatal flaw is he doesn't realize
how to bring those people along on the dream unless they're like related to him or they don't really have a better option.
And he's going to lose Sid because he hasn't he did not figure out that emotional leadership piece.
The thing is this.
That's definitely true.
Why are all of these people so anchored to him?
Because he's so fucking good.
Right.
Because that's what happens.
If he was any, any less amazing at being a chef,
he just would not have the gravitas to ask from them what he's asking from them.
People want to be in the orbit of greatness
and they either stay or they take
what they can take and then they move on to the next place.
And oftentimes
when you get too close to greatness,
like really
the overwhelming majority of times,
when you get too close to greatness,
like right next to it,
the thing you start to ask yourself
is not whether I'm talented enough to do that.
That's not what you ask yourself.
You ask yourself whether or not
I'm willing to be that person.
Right.
When they're not doing what they're doing.
Like, obviously, Michael Jordan
and all these other,
they're fantastically talented.
I'm not saying that they're really smart people,
but you're asking yourself, yo, am I willing
to be hated, reviled, have this many people have an opinion on me, work this hard?
I read somewhere that most billionaires only sleep like four and a half hours a night.
I was going to say, this is the Bob Iger getting up to use the VersaClimber at 4.30 in the
morning.
I'll be honest with you.
So you can stay on top.
It's like 74. I'll be honest with you. So you can stay on top. It's like 74.
I'll be honest with you.
Here's the thing.
I am going to make a lot of money for my family,
have a lot of success.
I'm going to get eight hours of sleep.
I'm going to sleep, okay?
Like, I'm going to sleep.
I'm going to take me, my talent's going to, I'm going to go as far as my talent will take me. I'm going to work hard. I'm a hard sleep. I'm going to take me,
my talent's going to,
I'm going to go as far as my talent will take me.
I'm going to work hard.
I'm a hard worker.
Whole nine.
I'm going to sleep.
But there's two things with the Karm dream.
What?
One,
the price you pay to become great,
which he's painfully aware from,
and that's what season three is about.
But then there's the other pieces what if
you pay that price you're still not great it doesn't happen and that's season four yep so
look people people can obviously the one of the great things about tv shows when they're really
good and i'm glad this show exists and anybody you, whether you're mad at this season or whatever,
like it's still important that the show exists.
There's been very few shows that just make you think about shit beyond the
show anymore.
You know,
like I really miss Louie.
I thought Louie was,
and there's reasons that show went away.
Oh,
Bill,
to say the least,
but that show was appointment viewing.
Like that Dane Cook episode, I still remember watching that.
And I don't think I've ever been more locked into like a conversation knowing like all the backstories.
There's just not a lot of these half hour shows that can do a lot of the stuff the show's trying to do.
So you got, so you were able to get Louis C.K. and Dane Cook in there.
Do you want to tell the people how much you miss Chris D'Elia?
See, now you're twisting my point.
Was Louis a transcendent half-hour show for you?
It was.
It was great.
It was great.
He's had two different awesome shows.
I don't want to get into the Louis C.K. I don't either
but you know
it is what it is
when stuff like that happens
like when you
get a show like that you wonder like why are you
watching TV Live for me
like The Sopranos
I watched The Live
The Sopranos it I watched The Wire. The Sopranos,
it just became,
the show became,
the fucked up thing about the show was the more grotesque Tony got,
the more I rooted for him.
And it started to make me
ask myself questions.
Like me and Charles
were talking about this on the prestige tv podcast you
guys go listen to it about the sopranos it's like there's a scene where tony is talking to um
meadow's boyfriend who's half black he's black kid and tony's saying stuff to him yeah he's
trying to drive him away it's it's it's it's it's like i said it's on
prestige it's funny it's like it's not that i gave tony a pass for but by that time i was so
deep into tony soprano then i started to ask myself well well they've made you love this
character over the course of four or five years how much does morality and all of the stuff that you say right like there was one scene i've talked about this before where dr melfi was assaulted
and she's sitting in front of tony and you don't know whether or not she's going to tell him about
it to try to get him to get right because because you know that if she tells him, that guy's dead,
Tony will find him and Tony will kill him.
And you want her to
tell him. You want
his brand of justice. You've been
indoctrinated. And then you go, damn, and you
start to think about yourself. There's just not a lot of shows that can
pull it out. Some shows are good to watch for the
moment, but not very many of them really,
really look
into something or litigate something to a deeper degree to where you're thinking about it.
Yeah, and that's where we are in 2024 is there's so much content and people will watch stuff while they're kind of...
And I'm guilty of it as much as anybody, watching stuff while you're also doing something else or while your attention's like 25% over here.
And I just don't think the bear is constructed that way.
And I don't know.
Everybody's going to,
I thought the last episode of season two
was unbelievable.
I still don't totally understand the ex-girlfriend
and just that they never,
that was,
they're missing,
they're missing like three scenes with her
that made me really believe in the connection to them.
Yeah, you can pick apart a million flaws,
but I just think this show is one of a kind.
Did you watch Shogun?
I didn't.
Okay.
It's on my list for this summer.
You'll like it.
And one thing you'll like about Shogun
is you will pay attention to every sentence
and every scene because you have to.
That's why I haven't watched it yet.
I was waiting for Basquiat.
Van Lathan, you can listen to him on Prestige TV,
Breaking Down the Bear. You can hear him on Higher Learning
and on Midnight Boys,
Ringerverse. What's the Midnight Boys movie of the summer?
Deadpool versus Wolverine.
Excuse me. Deadpool and Wolverine
for sure. July 16th.
Those are characters?
Okay.
You got to be respectful.
Is Jason Tatum a basketball player?
Because I know one thing, he's not the finals MVP.
Is Deadpool the name of the guy or it's the movie?
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
It's both his name and the movie.
His name's Deadpool?
You know, Bill, the Celtics won
in the most lackluster championship run ever.
And did I give you any grief about it?
I said, congrats to Bill.
Is it Deadpool is one word
or is it two words?
Is it Deadpool?
Like lowercase p?
How does it go?
Yeah, well, it's going to be great.
You're going to love it.
Well, you just wait. I're going to love it. Well,
you just wait,
I'm going to end up watching all these movies and then just firing takes
driving you and Charles crazy.
Van Lathan.
Good to see you.
Peace.
All right.
That's it for the podcast.
Thanks to Van Lathan.
Thanks to Rob Stone.
Thanks to Jesse Lopez for producing today,
along with our guys,
Steve.
So Rudy,
uh,
I am not coming back for another podcast this
week. I'm going to be back on Sunday. Don't forget Rewatchables. Naked Gun went up on Monday,
and we have Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me going up on Thursday as well on the Rewatchables
feed. Check out the Ringer Movies YouTube feed, as well as the Bill Simmons YouTube feed.
Enjoy July 4th. I will see you on Sunday