The Bill Simmons Podcast - The Ja and Harden Situations, UFC 294, WWE vs. AEW, Guilty Pleasure TV Shows, and Million-Dollar Picks With Howard Beck, Ariel Helwani, and Amanda Dobbins
Episode Date: October 20, 2023The Ringer's Bill Simmons is joined by Howard Beck to discuss some NBA news stories, including the ESPN article about Ja Morant and James Harden's campaign to leave the 76ers (3:27), before talking ab...out some stealth NBA story lines—like the sense of urgency creeping up on the Cavaliers, Ben Simmons in Brooklyn, and more (33:00). Then Bill runs through his stay-aways and gives out his Million-Dollar Picks for NFL Week 7 (50:00). Next Bill is joined by Ariel Helwani to do a quick check-in on the Bills and Knicks, and discuss Misfits Boxing, the future of the sport of boxing, UFC 294, AEW, and more (1:04:04). Finally Bill and Amanda Dobbins discuss the show they love to hate: 'The Morning Show' on Apple TV+ (1:55:00). Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Howard Beck, Ariel Helwani, and Amanda Dobbins Producer: Kyle Crichton The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming, please checkout theringer.com/RG to find out more or listen to the end of the episode for additional details. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I did four hours of NBA preview content on Monday with Brasilo and House. And it already feels like seven things have happened since we did that.
The biggest one was ESPN wrote a huge story about John Morant.
It's written by Baxter Holmes and who's the other one?
Tim McMahon. Yeah. That they was the other one? Tim McMahon?
Yeah. That they reported
for a while. Tim McMahon.
The timing of it was interesting.
Heading into the week of the season, I also
thought Ja's absence was being
slept on a little bit, especially when we're talking about
the futures where I think their
over-under was like 44.5, 45.5.
I was like, Ja's gone for 25 games?
This feels like a big deal.
Plus, what are we getting when he comes back?
And you read that story and it was mostly stuff that had been around or stuff that was
out there.
There was some unflattering stuff in there.
But in general, I left that story going, hmm, now the narrative is going to be, this story was out there, there's a bigger
spotlight on, but now it's actually a little bit better for John, in a way, because the attention,
now you can kind of use that, like, nobody believes in me that this is, I don't know,
I was wondering, like, how do you think that story and the hullabaloo around it affects him
and his comeback.
Well, it's interesting.
By the way, I'm only about like 90 minutes into your like five-hour marathon.
Yeah, you'll be done over the weekend.
But I listen to pods while I wash dishes
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I'll be through it.
No, I mean, you were right to it. Um, no, I mean,
you were right to flag that, right? John Morant, not there on media day. So he still has not spoken, uh, to anybody in the media, to the public in general, since this 25 game suspension was handed
down by Adam Silver that, that the story came out now, like I haven't talked to our friends at ESPN
about, uh, you know, the reporting process and everything else,
but those things take time.
I don't think anybody should read into it
that it dropped now.
It's relevant now.
We're going into,
season's opening up next week
and one of their brightest young stars
won't be there
under really unique and troubling circumstances.
Well, it seems like they also talked
to every local business owner in Memphis
because there was a bunch of them.
So you could tell they worked on it for months and months.
For sure.
And by the way, neither of those guys is Memphis-based.
I think McMahon has responsibility for a lot of teams,
and Memphis might be one of his.
And Baxter is just kind of more like all-purpose investigative guy.
So if you're not
based there, so there's the first challenge. As I'm reading this as a reporter, my first thought
is like, wow, either somebody pointed you in the right direction, like you need to go talk to this
restaurant owner or this might've been strip club owner, this bar owner, whoever. Because if not,
you're just kind of making the rounds and trying to get a feet. Like you could do that.
You could do a lot of just like the shoe leather reporting, but that's, that's tough when you're
not based there and you don't have that local network of people.
Um, they talked to obviously some really important voices there.
People who knew not just the on-court version of this or what the internal politics of the
Grizzlies are, but how he's being
perceived in the community. And it also tracks Bill with a lot of the other incidents that have
been reported on in the last six to eight months. It's not just issues with, obviously, flashing
guns is the big thing right now, but it's not even just issues with how he's conducting himself within the organization
with teammates or coaches or team officials.
Social media judgment.
Social media judgment.
But the attitude or the entitlement issues that seem to present themselves
with these local business owners, who I think we're all speaking anonymously tracks with a lot of the stuff that
was like the shoe store incident,
the mall incident and all these other things,
right?
It's there's a,
there's a pattern here.
And so I,
I think the story is really valuable in that sense.
It's giving us a,
a more full picture,
uh,
that this is an ongoing issue on a variety of levels,
even including just the way he carries himself around Memphis.
Well, there was one piece in there.
I knew most of the stuff or I had heard secondhand.
And I think people like us, we just talk to a lot of people.
So you get a general vibe of where things are going or what things are happening.
The one thing that was in the story that I never really thought about,
one of the anonymous owners was saying,
this guy was the biggest celebrity we've had since Elvis.
And I read that and I did like a double take
and I'm like, is that true?
And I'm thinking about it.
I'm like, yeah, that's probably true.
Like who, you know, it's not like any of the,
you know, they had Zeebo, they had Pau Gasol, they had Derrick Rose when he was at the University of Memphis. But for the most part, I hadn't really thought of it that way. incredibly fun to watch star just drops in their lap as like the consolation prize in the Zion draft and then becomes what he becomes in a small city and
just becomes the guy.
And I guess I,
I'd never really wrapped my head around that.
But when I read that,
it was,
I,
did you do a double take when you saw that?
I did.
And I,
I,
I guess I chuckled a little bit because it's just such a,
like Elvis references are,
are,
are,
are kind of leap off the page,
right? Like, whoa.
Totally. Well, because we're old enough to remember when Elvis died, that was like the
biggest thing that happened in 1977. Indeed. But I didn't think of it in that sense, right? And
you're right. This has not been a big sports market in general. The Grizzlies themselves
have only been there for 20 years. Yes, Ja Morant is
bigger than both Gasols, bigger than Mike
Conley, bigger than Tony Allen,
bigger than anybody
in basketball
history there probably.
And so, yeah, where's the...
I don't know where the...
Is there somebody in between Elvis and Ja?
Maybe.
Somebody from Memphis would have to tell us but
the other thing that struck me was um there were team people talk I don't know if they were team
officials or just team people there were definitely anonymous team sources and depending on what
station that person or those people or occupy within organization, I kind of came away feeling like
this is somebody signaling that the organization
is losing patience
or is trying to send, right?
Like depending on who it is, right?
Like it could be somebody lower down.
It could be teammates.
It could be, you know, assistant coaches.
It could be anybody.
But if it's anybody in a position of authority, they made a calculated decision to convey some
of these things, Bill. And that tells me that the organization itself doesn't mind the line there
that says, a grisly source said, because maybe they want that shot across the bow. Maybe they want that shot across the bow. Maybe they feel like nothing else is really getting across.
I'm so glad you brought this up.
Well, I'm so glad you brought that up because that struck me too.
And you're somebody who's written a bunch of these pieces and they can go one of two ways, right?
When you're trying to dig for information, the team can be, I guess in three ways, the team can either be helpful,
but say, don't put one thing about anything with me. Don't even say me as I'm giving you all background. That's it. Or they could say, fuck off. We're not talking about it. Jaws great.
It's going to go well. Or they do what they did in this story. When they approach it this way,
they're not approving of the story, but they also seem pretty okay talking about it.
That tells me this is maybe more of a, I don't want to say his last chance, but maybe this is a little more dire than it's been presented.
Yeah.
So it seems like we saw that the same way.
Yeah. And to be clear, I want to disclaim this as many times as possible before the aggregators start extrapolating. I don't know who these team officials are or if they were even team talking, they did it with the full knowledge and intent
of wanting this out there because they feel like nothing else has worked.
And if you thought in the wake, if you're working for the Grizzlies in a position of authority,
and you thought in the wake of Adam Silver's 25-game suspension, wow,
that's the piece, that's the disciplinary measure that's going to get
Jha's attention and get him to grow up and take responsibility, be accountable,
straighten himself out personally and professionally. If you were confident in that,
then you just listed those three options, Bill. You would take the option
of, we're just not going to talk, right? If I was really confident that Jod got the message loud
and clear, and I was convinced that things were going to be just fine, he's going to service 25
games, he's going to come back, and I'm 100% confident all of this is behind him. If I were
that confident, and again, I'm just speculating, disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer. But if I were that confident And again, I'm just speculating Disclaimer, disclaimer, disclaimer
But if I were in position to speak to the media
From the team and was that confident
I would do the
We're not talking about it because
We're really confident this is going to go to the right place
The fact that people were talking
Yes, to me signals
Potentially that there is
Still an ongoing concern
That this punishment is not going to be enough to get him
to straighten everything out. It was funny because earlier this week, I was talking to
someone from another team and I was just, this is that time of year, right? You're shooting the
shit. And it was just kind of like, tell me, I think I said, not counting Harden,
who's the next star getting traded? And he thought for a second, I said, not counting Harden, who's the next star getting traded?
And he thought for a second, he said, John Morant.
Again, this is not breaking news.
This is not sources say.
This is not anything.
It was just one person's kind of like semi-quippy, but their feel for it, right? Like if their sense is, and again, it signals the same thing,
that maybe there is a,
the concern has grown to the point
where you're no longer convinced
that this is going to be tenable long-term.
I don't think we're there yet, to be clear.
And I'm sure the Grizzlies aren't there yet.
And it would be-
But it's the first time I think either of us thought,
oh, we might actually head there.
Yeah, I mean, we might actually head there. Yeah.
I mean, we've talked about Zion for good reason, right?
Like their patience clearly is at its end, but you just can't get the right value for
him and nobody knows how to value Zion Williamson.
We could talk about, you know, Carl Anthony Towns and there's a reasonable discussion
about why he could be traded.
Harden is the immediate thing.
And then if the Harden thing doesn't go well,
said,
yeah,
okay,
Joel Embiid,
you're on deck for maybe a year down the line.
Mitchell is the other one.
Mitchell is definitely lingering.
Yeah.
We'll get to that one,
I think later,
but yeah,
Mitchell's lingering.
and so jaw is not one that I would have had at the top of my list.
And to be clear,
like,
I don't know that trading Johnny where else solves anything. It's like, it's not the city of Memphis's fault
that John Morant has acted the way he has. It's not, I don't think it's the Grizzlies fault as
an organization. It's not one of those things where, Oh, just get him somewhere else. He'll
be fine. But sometimes you do have to have your world rattled a little bit.
You mentioned Zach Randolph earlier.
Zach Randolph, people go back, go Google Zach Randolph and the stories about him early in
his career in Portland and the way he was perceived.
And you would have thought he was the biggest just knucklehead jerk, whatever, like any
negative thing you could think about because he was part of that era of the trailblazers
and he was involved in some things and he had a group of friends who were involved in some things in Portland that cast him in a very, very bad light.
He gets traded a couple of times, bounces from New York to the Clippers to Memphis.
He's now a folk hero.
By the way, Zach Randolph, one of the all time great dudes that I've covered.
He's just a big teddy bear.
He's a great guy
he's not any of the things that i think people perceived him to be early in his career and maybe
it took him being traded a few times before he settled in jaw is a much higher ceiling talent
and a lot more riding on him so the stakes are higher uh but just in terms of individuals who
sometimes benefit just i hate i hate the idea that a change
of scenery does it right. Again, it's not about
Memphis. This is not any
town or team's fault
but sometimes you just
have to have your
foundation. Something of fresh start.
Yeah, also when the history of the
NBA is when these guys hit their late 20s
that have had some issues in their early mid-20s
they tend to grow out of it and become better bats, become more mature. The history of the NBA is when these guys hit their late 20s that have had some issues in their early mid-20s,
they tend to grow out of it and become better bats,
become more mature.
We've seen that over and over again.
It is funny, though, this Jha story and just the possibility of him being traded and all that.
This is kind of the NBA we grew up with, right?
So you go all the way back to the cocaine era.
And back then, you had none of the intel we have now.
And the league was not covered the same
way. It was basically like one national reporter is Peter Vesey and that's it. But you would have
Michael Ray Richardson on your team and know he had a Coke problem. And you would just trade him
to Golden State and be like, hey, you're interested in Michael Ray Richardson? And Golden State's
like, yeah, what do you want for him? And all of a sudden, these guys were moving around. And that was what was going on in the 70s and 80s, people
passing problems around. When we got to the 90s, it was a different era of that where the problems
were different. A lot of times it was young guys who had gotten a lot of money too fast, or maybe
somebody was clashing with their coach or C-Web's case where he's just like, I don't like Don Nelson, I don't want to be here.
And over and over again, we saw teams gambling
on these assets that weren't assets in the way like,
you know, if you could win a title with them,
but you knew they were an asset.
And this era now with John Zion,
those two guys specifically,
were just incredibly talented young guys
who might need a fresh start somewhere else
if it doesn't work out this year.
I don't know.
Like if you're,
I don't want to speculate,
but if you're a team like the Clippers
and you have a new stadium opening next year
and you're like,
holy shit,
we could get John Morant
and we have to give up this.
It's like,
there's going to be a market in a real way
for either of those guys. And I don't think
Memphis will trade Ja. And I actually, if I had to bet on it, I would bet that this is probably
going to work out and he'll probably learn lessons. The stuff in the piece about his people
being worried about his dad's influence and how his dad was acting like he was in the league too and stuff like that.
That seems like you can straighten that stuff out.
He's also going to be on his third strike.
So if that doesn't scare you, I don't know what.
What's the next step after 25 games?
That's like a full season suspension.
So my guess is this works out.
But I'm also open to the possibility that he might not be
on the Grizzlies in three months,
right? I mean, I certainly wouldn't rule against that. Yeah. I mean, I feel like it's too soon.
This season would be too soon. I got to think he serves a 25 game suspension. He comes back,
he'll say all the right things. These guys know how to say all the right things and they get
coached on all of this. We saw the last interview, you know, he did, uh, you know,
the back of the first suspension. Yeah. Um, you know, but there's,
there's a, there's a way to handle this, right. He'll, he'll do that.
He'll come back. I think they tread water without him. Um,
and we'll see how the season goes.
They might not because Marcus, we'll, we'll see what happens on Friday,
but Marcus hasn't played all preseason and is already injured.
He's somebody who had a lot of
nagging stuff with the Celtics
and took a million kajillion charges and blocks.
I just worry about how he's going to evolve physically.
I don't know.
They're a really hard team to figure out
because the instinct,
and we did this on the preview pod, it's like, they're the Grizzlies. They're going to win 50 games. They're a great regular season team, but you take Ja out for 25 games. Marcus isn't healthy yet. And I don't know, there's a path for them maybe not to be that good.
And Tyus Jones isn't there anymore.
Right. And Brandon Clark's out for a year yeah all those great records all those wins oh wow look how good they are without
john morant that was the antias jones like i don't know all because of him but you need uh
to replace the position and you need somebody who's a steady presence there um is is our marcus
smart derrick rosen whoever else they plug in gonna be enough we'll see but i think there's
a scenario where the season is calm they're're going to slide for sure, but they have a respectable season. They make their playoff run.
Maybe the last around, maybe the last two rounds and nothing happens. And the conversation just
passes, right? It's completely possible. The moment just passes. And the person I talked to
earlier in the week who said, Oh, watch for a John Moran trade. I think that was just passes and the person I talked to earlier in the week who said oh watch for a John Moran trade
I think that was
just more of the keep an eye on
it kind of thing not a prediction
but it's one to
keep an eye on
I totally agree
I hope he figures it out because
he's one of the most fun players
I'm not breaking news of this one but
we need John Moran he was so much fun to watch I want not breaking news of this one, but we need John Moran.
He was so much fun to watch.
I want to see him figure this shit out
and get his life together.
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The other big thing that happened since we did all those preview pods was James Harden has officially
started the
Get Me the F Out of Here project
and he's just like,
I'm not going to be at practice today.
I have a doctor's appointment
and he's starting to do that stuff.
I think whenever a player
wants to get traded,
I remember when I was researching my book,
I was fascinated by Rick Barry just in general. I did a lot of Rick Barry content in my book. But one of the things he was,
he ended up on an ABA team in the early 70s. I think it was Virginia. And he didn't want to be
in Virginia. He wanted to get the F out of there. And they wouldn't trade him. And he gave some
interview, I think to Sports Illustrated. And he just started insulting the people of Virginia.
It's like, if I raise my kids here,
are they going to talk like this?
And did this stuff.
And Virginia was like, fuck this guy.
And then it worked and they traded him.
I wonder if Harden, maybe that's the next step.
He starts insulting the Creed movies,
Cheesesteaks, Sheil Kapadia,
like just Bryce Harper.
He's like,
he's rooting for the opposite team in the world series,
whoever they end up playing in the world series and just tries to,
and he's like,
it's always sunny in Philadelphia.
It should end it after three episodes.
Just whatever it takes to make Philly be like,
you've got to get this guy out of here now.
But it seems like we're headed toward a Clipper trade.
And how is Terrence Mann the holdup in a James Harden trade?
I just don't understand it.
How is this the holdup?
You would message me ahead of the show like, hey, what are some stealth topics here?
So I just jotted down a bunch of ideas.
One of them was terrence man
and i don't say this lightly and i tried to be flippant when it's people's jobs in the light
but terrence man's gonna get somebody fired bill either the clippers hang on to him and the season
crashes and burns and they never got hardened because they held on to terrence man too long
and it's going to cost people or uh they do trade him um or excuse me or this it's on both sides right if terrence
man's the hold up then daryl morey can't trade james harden either to the clippers um basically
if terrence man is the sticking point of this trade everybody loses harden loses right the
sixers front office loses the clippers front office I cannot believe I I I uh it hit me
in the midst of um processing all this like Terrence Mann like he's 27 he's you know he's
prime but he's been a league for a few years he's he's good he's solid he's swings from the bench
yeah um he's good like he's he's really good and listen I I know from the Clippers side of it
the reason they value him so much is not because they think he's good like he's he's really good and listen i i know from the clippers side of it the reason
they value him so much is not because they think he's going to suddenly burst into a perennial
all-star it's that they have a lot of high end and a lot of plug and play guys at the other end
they don't have anybody in between yeah and he's their one guy like reasonable contract good player
doesn't mind starting or coming off the bench
will guard the other team's best perimeter guy when he's on the court he's he's low maintenance
he's and if they trade him they don't have another terrence man like i get that but james harden
might be the reason they either do or don't finally make the finals with paul george and kawaii leonard
um like they're not making the finals they're not making the finals with those three guys.
I hate to break it to you.
I'm not saying they are, and I wouldn't put my money on it.
James Harden is still James Harden.
He'd still have to win three straight playoff rounds
without flaming out in some terrible way.
I'm just saying if you're the Clippers
and you've got Kawhi and Paul George in their walk years,
assuming they don't extend them, and you've got
a new arena, as you alluded to, opening up in a year
and we're on year four, whatever
it is, of this experiment
that has not produced results
and everybody's
the urgency
is amped up.
If Terrence Mann has the difference between either
making the play for James Harden, who
listen, whatever his faults or deficiencies are, they're there.
Who else is available?
Like, who else are you getting if you don't get Harden?
And are they going to the finals with what they've got without James Harden?
Like, that's also a no.
So I just.
Isn't the fear for the Clippers, like, who are we bidding against?
So I have to give you a pick.
I have to give you Terrence Mann.
I have to give you some sort of swap.
And there's not one other bidder in there and Harden's demanding he comes here.
Like, why do I?
We're not Matt Ishbia.
We're not just going to give you 130 cents on the dollar because your player wants to come here.
But the fear would be that if you wait two months,
then all of a sudden Miami is like, yeah, we'll take him.
They're bidding against themselves.
They truly are, but they're bidding against exactly what I'm saying.
They're bidding against the downside of not getting another star-type player,
even one who's in his early mid-30s and yeah never comes up in the in the postseason but on that team you're not
relying on james harden to to you know take you home of game five in the semi-finals because
you've got kawaii leonard and paul george presumably healthy and playing so there's less
on him there um you're gonna tell you a secret for real yeah i would go the other way i would trade
i would trade uh kawwhi and Paul George.
I think that team's done.
I think they're a carcass.
I think it's a wrap.
There's better teams in the West,
and you give me those guys for 82 games,
I still don't think they're one of the best three teams in the West.
And I think their role players aren't nearly as good.
Some of them are washed up.
They have no young guys on the horizon except for Terrence Mann, and he's 27, as you pointed out. And I just, I don't see it. I don't think they're
one of the eight best teams in the West. No. And this is like a hundred news cycles ago,
so it's hard to remember, but there was a little, remember, glimmer or window there in mid to late
June, maybe before the draft where we were talking about the Clippers might be open to a Paul George
deal.
There was a moment. They were at least thinking about it, and then it was like, no, no, no. We're keeping everybody
together. We're all in on this. We're going
to run it back again.
But yeah, I think there was a really strong
case for blowing it up
trading one or both of those guys
because, yeah, I think at this point
you got to just kind of concede that this is
not, you're not getting where you wanted to go.
It was still the right thing to do in 2019.
Like all these people saying, oh, what a joke.
No, the Clippers, the Clippers.
It was the right thing to do.
Because it felt like they trumped the Lakers.
Yeah.
And it was the right thing to do.
It didn't work out fine.
But yeah, I do think it's run its course.
And if you're going to try to extend it, revive
it, whatever it is, if James Harden's the best you can do to do that, might as well. And if
Terrence Mann's holding it up, I was laughing thinking about this. Terrence Mann is the 2023
Timofey Mozgov because Mozgov was almost the breaking point of the Carmelo deal for the Nixon Nuggets.
And Donnie Walsh, in his defense, he'd already put so much in that deal.
Gallinari, Wilson Chandler, Raymond Felton, picks, everything.
It's not that they thought Mozgov was the breaking point because he's so great.
It was more that this was one more asset that they just wouldn't have for any other purpose.
And lest we forget, eventually the Nuggets traded Moskov to the Cavaliers for two first round picks.
Right.
Kind of proving the point.
Like sometimes the guy that you think is like, oh, well, why are you holding on to him?
Well, at some point he might be valuable for some other reason.
But Terrence Mann is now Timofey Moskov.
You know, I think maybe the Knicks
would be the other possibility.
Just saying,
fuck it.
Yeah.
But what I think happens is
he can hold out
a maximum of 30 days
before it affects next year.
Yeah.
So,
my guess would be
he's just
does James Harden stuff
for four weeks
and maybe comes back
on day 29.
Right?
The latest possible that he can come back
without jeopardizing his free agency
because of that rule that after 30 days,
the team retains the rights.
So I think the Sixers are probably,
if they don't get this Clippers deal done,
the season starts,
now you're on the clock basically
until around Thanksgiving
with Harden just not playing. So now you have to figure out, all right, who's our team without
James Harden? Maxie's like, this is great. Take your time, James Harden. I got this. I'll take
the car keys. We'll figure out our role players. But then James Harden comes waltzing back in on
day 28, day 29. Like, hey guys, I'm here. What kind of shape is he going to be in?
What happens if he's 15 pounds overweight and his weight goes up and down as we've seen?
So that part's going to be weird too. The Sixers have a couple of hammers here that I think the Rockets didn't have when we went through this whole saga a few years back.
He's that much older for one. The whole reason, presumably, again, we don't know
this for sure, that he's in this whole snit in the first place is because he thought he was,
he believed or he was told, whatever it was, that he was getting another max extension
or at least a major payday. He obviously still wants that payday bill. And he is in a walk year.
And the other hammer, of course, as you mentioned,
is that 30-day rule where they could hold up his free agency or deny him his free agency
if he's refused his services for 30 plus days. So he doesn't have as much room to just kind of
dick around as he did in Houston. At some point, he's going to have to be accountable and play
and try and not be 15 pounds overweight and
presumably not be insulting all the great cheesesteak institutions of Philadelphia.
And the Creed movies.
On the other hand, he's James Harden, so nothing can be ruled out.
All right, quickly, what do you have for us, Del Storylines?
Oh, we alluded to it earlier, so I want to hit it.
I think the Cavaliers have a lot more urgency than any of us would normally think
or have really discussed much.
Like, yes, they are young-ish.
Yes, they just got together.
Yes, they just had their breakthrough season, their best non-LeBron season in 5,000 years
or whatever.
But Donovan Mitchell is 27.
Donovan Mitchell, last we checked, still wants to play in New York. At least that's still
kind of the scuttlebutt around the league that he'd really love to be in New York. And frankly,
I was never a big believer in the small, small backcourt with Garland. And they really crapped
the bet against the Knicks in the playoffs. So I'm not sold. Now, they had injury issues last year
where they didn't have as much time together.
Maybe second year, things will click better.
But you got two small guards
who are both best as primary ball handler scorer types.
And I just...
That's the biggest fundamental problem with them
is the car keys thing.
Because it should be Mitchell,
who was the first team all-NBA guy last year.
But I love Garland. And Garland just standing on the side while Mitchell is dribbling for 10
seconds is not ideal. And they also got to figure out the Mobley, Jared Allen thing, because I'm
not, if Mobley can't shoot threes, you can't play him at the four. Like it's not 1985. One of those
guys needs to be able to stretch the defense. So, so under normal circumstances, a young team that, you know, has got a bunch of recent draft
picks or, or, you know, just made all these moves, haven't had much success and have their
breakthrough year. You figure they've got two, three, four years to kind of figure it out, but
this is different. Partially just the era that we're living in bill where guys are asking out
all the time anyway, but partially just, yeah, Donovan Mitchell, like the clock's ticking. He has a player option in 2025. So that means by next summer,
he's going into his walk year. And that's traditionally been like the trigger point
where if you're going to say, get me out now, granted guys do it with three and four years
left now, but the one year left thing is usually that's the courtesy call where I'm going to leave
anyway. You might as well move me now. The next thing is funny because's the courtesy call where i'm gonna leave anyway you might as well
move me now the next thing is funny because of course you'd have another small small issue there
with brunson um but if donovan mitchell if the knicks get another chance to get him like this
time you figure they're probably gonna do it and it doesn't have to be the knicks it could be
somewhere else but they do i think the clock is clock is ticking on that quartet in Cleveland. They'll have
contract and cap issues
eventually too.
So yeah, I think this is a really big
important year for the Cavs, which
like I say, it
runs counter to conventional wisdom for a team that just
got here. Couldn't agree more.
And I would even say an important first
three months. Because
if it doesn't start out great,
then the Mitchell stuff will start.
And it's going to start on podcasts like this
because I am convinced he's not long for Cleveland.
I think Miami is...
I'm just watching Miami too
because we know that they're willing
to move a lot of assets to remain good.
And we talked...
I went over in Miami on the,
on the podcast that we did the preview thing. I had, I, it's unbelievable to me that they're
just being written off by most people. You know, they came within a missed three of making three
of the last four finals. Like I'm more scared of them than I am of Milwaukee. Like, you know,
I am, they've had more success. You know, I know Giannis is the second or first best player in the world, depending on how you want to rank it.
But I just, the Miami infrastructure and their assets and their willingness to say, fuck it and just make trades and do stuff.
Like, I'm scared of them.
What's your next thing?
No, and I alluded to that, by the way, in my five questions for the season, which we ran recently on on the ringer which is just that like what's what do they have up their sleeve
right the heat's going to do something
I don't know they're doing something yeah
how about how about this
you're going to cringe bill you're going to absolutely
cringe at this one
what if Ben Simmons is good again
I mean it's it's
you're just like blank staring
you can't process.
It's trying to.
Hold on.
Okay.
All right.
I can work with you for a couple seconds.
Give me a little bit of room.
I don't place any stock in the preseason.
None of us should.
But he looked more assertive again, more confident again.
And there's always been this question for the last couple of years of how much of Ben
Simmons' decline was physical versus mental.
He himself cited mental issues in the late stages of his time with the Sixers and why
he wanted out.
And again, while he's been with Brooklyn.
So people around the league have wondered about just whether his head and his heart are really in the game.
All physical stuff aside, a lot of people have felt like, all right, back or no back.
I'm just not sold that Ben Simmons really wants this.
But the guy that I've seen in flashes in the preseason looks more like that swagger is there and the aggression is there.
Have you seen it in person?
Have you gone in person?
Have you seen it with your own eyes?
A little.
You're saying my TV is lying to me?
No, because you live there.
So I'm not going to fully trust this
until you're at your seat watching this going,
man, look at Ben Simmons during this timeout.
He's actually listening to the coach.
I popped in for a little bit.
We're pretty far from the home bench
in the media seating at Barclays, but I'll
be going to some Nets games early on, and I will
have, like, that is probably the thing I'll be
watching most.
So there's just enough
evidence in the preseason to think
like, maybe he's getting it back. He's
still only 27, and if his head
and his body are right,
if he's good again again i phrase
this as a question as a stealth issue what if he's good again now with mikhail bridges now you've got
two certified all-star talents they're complementary players with each other he's a
certified all-star talent ben simmons now wow what a leap he was all mba like three four years ago
like i'm just saying like if he's back. Before the pandemic.
I said, what if he's good again?
Okay.
All right.
Those two, if those two are in that, maybe not even all-star, just vicinity of all-star,
all-star conversation, getting legit all-star votes.
And you have all these interesting pieces with Cam Johnson and Dorian Finney-Smith and
Royce O'Neal and Lonnie Walker.
And so then it gives them, they already have all this optionality anyway because they've got that boatload of picks from the suns they've still got you know they've got a bunch of their
own picks and six or whatever like six they don't they don't have their own picks they have the you
know the rockets have swap rights or whatever but like those may or may not come into play. So they've got a lot of pieces and picks.
And I'm very curious to see,
they're not on the clock to do anything yet,
but at some point,
there's some sort of consolidation move.
They're one of those teams where if Embiid
or whomever eventually becomes available,
maybe it's Donovan Mitchell,
maybe Brooklyn instead of Manhattan.
They've got the pieces to do a lot of things. And if Ben Simmons is good again, it's either
pushes their timeline up where we can compete now, or he's only got one year left after this one.
He was, at one point, looked like the most untradeable contract in the league.
Maybe he becomes movable again. It's a lot of hypotheticals, Bill. I'm not trying
to sell it too hard. I'm just saying, what if he's good? No, I like how you're thinking though,
because there are doors that are open that were all slammed three months ago. And the other piece
is, we always talked about the best thing that would happen for him and for him to be on a
completely forgettable team in a city that didn't care about basketball.
Just make all your mistakes and do your thing.
Nobody's going to care about this Nets team.
I think this Nets season,
it's the first time since they hit rock bottom
when they lost their picks before they rebuilt stuff.
It's the first time probably in five, six years
where there's not a meal ticket in any way, shape, or form.
I really like
Mikael Bridges, but he's
the guy at the end of the Jumbotron video
for them now. I just don't think for
what they tried to be for the last few years,
they're
going to be a pretty anonymous team, which I think is good
for him. He's going to have a lot of empty nights
and a lot of empty
home games and a lot of empty nights and a lot of empty home games and a lot
of chances to rebuild, get
some reps. I'm dubious.
I say this
with all respect for the
borough I live in and the fans who
go to those games and the organization itself, but
playing for the Nets
at times can be like playing in a small
market in that the Knicks
take up so much of the basketball
fandom oxygen here. They're the ones on the back page, good, bad, or otherwise. And so if you're
playing for the Nets, the good news is you are in one of the biggest markets on earth and you can
get all the benefits from it and yet not have to deal with as much of the glare and the scrutiny.
So you can kind of, like Ben Simmons can get himself back together off the radar a little bit
because there's just not as much attention.
And yeah, I do.
I think that'll be good for him.
It's almost like the LA Chargers in the NFL
where a lot of the fans that are there
are there to go see the other teams.
Yeah.
So it's like, oh, New Orleans is in town.
Some Zion jerseys.
And yeah, you can feel it in the shots of Stans.
And so I just think that, oh, the other piece of this is just that
compared to the last time that they were bottoming out,
they're not going to bottom out this time.
This is actually a better team talent-wise.
And they have...
Well, they owe their picks.
That's the other thing.
They can't bottom out.
Yeah, right.
But last time that that happened, when they sent the Celtics all their other thing they can't buy yeah right but last time that that
happened when they sent the celtics all their picks uh they couldn't bottom out so they just
had to scrap and they had like it was the spencer dinwiddie joe harris kenny atkinson coached team
that was just going to overachieve they have mikhail bridges and cam johnson and like nick
claxton's really good and ben simmons might become good again. There's more here and combined with a bunch of
picks from another team, from the Suns in this case. So they've actually got a much better path
back to respectability or at least being interesting. But you're right. Right now,
they're kind of a forgettable team I don't think people are going to be paying a ton of attention
to. Yeah, Zach did his league pass rankings
and to me they would have been
bottom three. There is a Simmons oddity
thing that'll be fun for like two weeks
to be like, oh, what does he look like? Give me one more
stealth thing and then we'll go.
You kind of alluded to this on the over-unders.
I like the
Jazz as like belated
stealth tankers.
I'm not convinced they really want stealth tankers. I'm not convinced
they really want to win yet, and I'm not convinced that they need
to.
Last season was all
just gravy, basically.
The whole world thought, and yes, then they
got to thump us over the head with it.
You guys all thought we were tanking. We were all going to be
bottom three team. Look how competitive we were.
Look how great Larry Markkinen. Okay, great. That's all.
That's fine. I don't think they necessarily expected to be like bottom three team. Look how competitive we were. Look how great Larry marketing. Okay, great. That's all. That's fine.
I don't think they necessarily expected to be that good.
Um,
but if you look at where the West is now compared to that,
like they could have a surprisingly good season last year in part because
the West was just kind of weird and jumbled and teams were,
the Lakers were reformatting at mid season.
The sons were blowing it up at mid season to get Durant.
Uh,
the Warriors were a really weird season.
Yeah.
All those teams are good now, Bill.
Yeah.
If you start counting, I count 10, 11 teams, maybe even 12 that could potentially be play-in to playoff.
And I don't think the Jazz are necessarily in there. So if they get off to a slow start and their 2024
pick is protected one to 10, if you're going to be 14th, what's the point of being 14th? You might
as well just be 10th or worse so that you can keep your pick. I went over for them only because
everyone says this is a bad draft. And my case was, I remember Danny in the mid-2010s with the Celtics when everyone's like, we're tanking, we're tanking.
And then all of a sudden he was trading for Isaiah Thomas and they were trying to be good.
And I don't know if he has strategies necessarily like that.
I like that theory.
Because they were in on the Dame-Lillard.
By all accounts like they really
kicked the tires on Dame
which I thought was
bizarre
but I think he looked at it
like there's an asset
I wonder if I should
go get it
so
yeah the top 10 thing
is the case for it though
but the broader timeline
too is this
we're only a year
removed from when
they blew up
like a perennial
playoff team right a team with two stars and Mitchell and Gobert we're only a year removed from when they blew up like a perennial playoff team right a team with
two stars and Mitchell and Gobert we're only a year removed from that so you've got you have
time like there's no urgency no one's clamoring like oh my god we've got to get out of this rut
you've got time he can afford to be patient and if you know I sometimes like to reduce
this league to just like your two players against their two players. Like who are your two best guys?
Marking it and who against LeBron and Anthony Davis,
Steph and whoever you want to put in there,
like go down the list.
Who are the jazz actually expected to be better than reasonably based on
their top end talent and stuff will happen.
Guys will get hurt.
I can't believe this Lori Markkinen. This Laurie Markkinen
slander is just...
Discount Dirk.
You just took discount Dirk and you just shit on him.
Wait, hold on.
You
voted in
the Ringer's top 100, right? Which I did not.
So nobody can blame me for any of it.
I think Markkinen
and
Kessler
were the only two Jazz in the top 100, right?
And I had Kessler, I think, higher than most.
I was glad we had multiple voters
because I always valued durability
a little bit more with that.
I was definitely the lowest on Kawhi.
I'm just like, Kawhi plays 50 games a year.
I'm not going to say he's the 17th best player in the league. I want guys to play. I would rather have Jalen Brown than Kawhi. I'm just like, Kawhi plays 50 games a year. I'm not going to say he's the 17th best player in the league.
I want guys to play.
I would rather have Jalen Brown than Kawhi Leonard.
I'm sorry. I know Jalen Brown's going to play.
This is why I'm glad I don't vote in these things.
I know.
Also, is
somebody being a winning player versus
putting up stats, how do you balance that?
I really value Derek White.
I had him, I think I voted him
56th. I put him ahead of James Harden.
James Harden's more talented than Derek White
is, but Derek White I know is a
better player if I'm trying to win basketball games.
Totally fair.
But everybody else has... I wouldn't argue if
somebody else was like, James Harden
was going to make the all-star
team last year and probably should have.
He led the league in assists.
There's no way he's not one of the best 25 players in the league.
I see that side too.
It's like before Brunson started to blow up last year,
even in the early stages of the season,
I remember having this discussion with people.
The best point guard in New York was not Kyrie Irving.
It was Jalen Brunson.
Kyrie's way more talented, but you'd rather have,
and I think most teams would rather have Jalen Brunson,
and especially what Jalen Brunson has evolved into. So, yeah,
sometimes it's about the player's
complete makeup and whether or not you, it's that
intangible thing of like, is this guy a winner? Does he
contribute to winning? We say that a lot in the NBA
these days. Does he contribute to winning? Might he destroy
my team? I think I got back to
that part in. Can he just
completely destroy us from within in two
minutes? Yeah, I think that should count.
Especially in this day and age.
Yeah, so
you have to consider all of it. But yeah,
back to your jazz then.
It's not dismissive
of them. I respect the hell out of what
they've been able to do with
not a lot of high-end talent
there. I just think there's a hard ceiling
on it and the West is...
Everybody's gotten their rosters in order now.
Everybody's starting the season
in a much better place than they were last year.
I just don't see a path for the Jazz,
and if it goes the way I think it will,
where they're not going to make it,
and you decide to lean into the tank,
then you go to the next level.
Like, okay, does that mean, like, you know,
Colin Sexton is on the
market is is uh is clarkson become on the market is you know kelly like there's there are pieces
they could spin off if they decide to lean into it um yeah all right that's howard beck you can
read them on the ringer.com start when the season starts on mondays you're gonna be on the real ones
with our guys logan and r Raja can't wait for that
that's going to be a fun part of my
Monday experience
and popping on this pod a bunch
ringer NBA show all that stuff
great to see you you got to give me the Ben Simmons scouting report
when you go try to walk near the
bench during a timeout I want
a whole body language report I'll pretend I'm
going for popcorn or something and I'll just kind of
poke my head in just kind of stand behind the bench
until they make you move.
All right, good to see you.
You too.
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All right. We're going to do some million-dollar picks for week seven.
Wanted to give you the stay-aways first.
Washington is minus three at the Giants.
It's a stay-away for a variety of reasons.
The Giants have Tyrod Taylor.
If he gets hurt, which happens frequently,
their backup is somebody named Tommy DeVito,
who I have not Wikipedia'd,
but you could have easily told me he was a record executive. They also have this new character that I don't really like that much,
Angry Brian Dayball. I loved Brian Dayball last year. I thought he was coach of the year. This
year, he just seems like he's losing it on the sidelines every week. I don't blame him. If you
watch his quarterbacks, you'd probably do the same. I don't like the vibe with the Giants.
Then Washington, Sam Howell, 34 sacks this year.
There's been a lot written about it this week.
He's on pace to break David Carr's record by 20 sacks.
He has an outside chance to get to 100 sacks.
He also has an outside chance to go to the hospital
because that's not normal.
You're not supposed to be sacked that many times.
Staying away.
Speaking of bad quarterbacks,
Bucs minus two and a half against
Atlanta and Raiders minus two and a half at Chicago. One of my steadfast rules is you cannot
bet on games with crap QBs going head to head. I've just personally enjoyed that. I like gambling
as much as the next guy, but I don't play scratch cards. I don't do lottery tickets. In this,
you might as well play Russian roulette.
You have Baker Mayfield, who has a thumb injury. Desmond Ritter, who was unrecoverably bad last
week. I'll never be able to look at him the same way again. The Raiders are either going to play
Brian Hoyer or Aiden O'Connell. And then the Bears are playing somebody named Tyson Badgett,
who Cousin Sal picked up in my keeper league for $3
and then sent a text apologizing to the group,
which I thought kind of summed it up.
Anyway, I'm staying away from both of those games.
Chiefs, minus five and a half against the Chargers.
I'm staying away from this.
And we talked about it Sunday.
This is the no fun Chiefs.
I think it is like watching Goodfellas on AMC when they have
all the bleeps. It's like kind of like Goodfellas. It feels like Goodfellas, but it's not really
Goodfellas because I don't get into the F-bombs. I hate it. I don't like that the Chiefs aren't fun.
And you didn't win me over by getting McCole Hardman back. The Chargers have two wins and
they have three losses by a total of eight points. They have 27
terrible decisions they've made during the game.
25 of them have been backed up
by the nerds right after they had them.
And then, I don't know,
370 excuses made by the nerds
for football nerd hero Justin Herbert
who was so bad
in that Cowboys game on Monday night that
they should all apologize to us.
He is the perfect QB on paper
as long as the paper doesn't keep track
of wins and losses.
Because in the last five minutes of the game,
I just don't think he's going to come through
half the time, you know?
And I think he's a top five quarterback.
So if you wonder why scoring's down,
and there's been a lot written
and talked about this week
about why scoring is down, to me, it simply comes down to we don't have very good QBs. And even the good QBs we have don't seem very good when you're watching them some of the time. So this feels like a classic Chargers win, but don't cover, and I don't bet on those situations. So no fun, KC, by three, and I'm staying away. I wanted to do the Lions against the Ravens in Baltimore this week. The Lions are plus three. I think you could make an outside case for them being the best team in the league. And last week, I almost took them. I didn't, much to my infinite regret, and they killed Tampa Bay. So why not take them this week? Well, the running back situation, it's just like
all red flags and their St. Jameer Gibbs might play. Hasn't played in a couple of weeks. I don't
think he's like a 30 carry guy personally. And then Montgomery's hurt. There's a red flag next
to Sam Laporta now, who I felt like was one of the keys to their offense this season. I just traded for, I don't know, not a lot written about this.
Shefford didn't report it, but in my keeper league,
I had Mostert on the Dolphins, who is now that McCaffrey's out,
the best non-QB in the league.
I traded him for Sam Laporta and Zay Flowers
because I'm semi-rebuilding, but also have an outside chance.
But the point is, Sam Laporta was $4.
And our keeper rules are, it goes up $3 in year two.
Then if you want to keep somebody for the next two years, it goes up $4 and $5.
So I have Sam Laporta for $4, $7, $11, and $16.
I basically signed him to a four-year deal to be in my life.
This is my guy
and he's got a red flag next to his name.
I am scared enough of the running back situation,
Laporta's red flag,
and just the fact that Lamar doesn't seem to have
two weird home games.
I'm staying away.
Sorry.
I love the Lions, but I'm staying away.
Last stay away, Vikings.
Plus seven at home against the 49ers.
I love the home dog potential here,
but I did not find a fun underdog parlay leg
to put them with.
This is one of those where I could see them winning the game
and I could see them losing by 28 points.
So even with all the Niners injuries
and Brock Purdy,
a little confidence,
a little confidence knock for him last week
also could be a huge revenge game.
My big thing with them is
I'm not putting the 49ers in a tease.
I don't think they are teasable
because I don't like the injuries
and I don't like the Vikes at home.
Kind of their season on the line
if they lose
this game, season's over. Maybe you start thinking about trading cousins. They're going to blitz the
hell out of Brock Purdy and it's a stay away to me. Here's what's not a stay away. The million
dollar picks for week seven. We are down $505,000 for the season. Lost 55K last week, thanks to the
Eagles, who completely screwed me over. I'll never forget for the rest of Lost 55K last week, thanks to the Eagles, who completely screwed
me over. I'll never forget for the rest of my life, Jalen Hurts' 39 pass that he threw to two
different Jets. They flipped a coin to decide who was going to intercept it. The Eagles had the lead
and they're at midfield. All they had to do was punt the ball and make Zach Wilson go 75 yards to
kick a field goal.
And instead, Jalen Hurts just threw it right to the Jets.
And I'll never understand it.
I'll never understand it.
And you know what else?
I will never understand it.
Anyway, we're going back to the well with the Eagles this week.
They owe me.
They're playing the Dolphins.
They're home.
Minus two and a half.
Baby Rhino, Jalen Carter's back.
Slay is back.
I don't know if Lane Johnson is going to play or not. And I'm well aware of all the stats of what they look like when he doesn't play. But I'm also aware of this.
Miami has five wins this season. They beat the Chargers by two. And if you remember,
the Chargers had the ball at the end, but Justin Herbert, nerd hero, didn't come through. They got very lucky in that game.
There are other four games. They beat the Pats by 7, Denver by 50, the Giants by 15,
and Carolina by 21. These are the other four Dolphins wins. What do those four teams have
in common? Oh, I know. They're four of the five worst teams in the league. Why is this line only
minus two and a half? Why are we throwing a party for Miami like this? To me, they haven't beaten
anybody yet. This feels like a Philly revenge game coming from last week. And I think the line
should be a point higher. I think it should be Philly by three and a half. So I'm grabbing the
points. Eagles minus two and a half is our first bet. The next one, look, a lot of people like this one and normally that would scare me,
but I'm going to actually flip this around. Very rarely in life do you have a chance to bet against
a potential historic great defense. In the Browns, you can make a case.
Only 1,003 yards through five weeks,
and they have the look, eye test, you name it.
They're awesome.
And they're playing Gardner Minshew,
who, as I told Sal on Sunday,
Gardner Minshew is the guy in baseball
where you can't start him,
but if he comes in the third inning,
he might be able to throw five really good innings,
but don't start him. And don't start him in a game one. Just be really careful how you use him. As a starter, I think he's two and 11. The Browns D by itself, I don't care if Deshaun Watson
plays. You can have Donovan Mitchell as their quarterback this game. I don't care. They're
only laying three in Indianapolis.
The Browns defense will win this game by itself.
They're going to beat Gardner-Mitchell.
He's going to turn the ball over
and give them the ball over and over again.
Browns minus three over the Colts is our second pick.
Third one, getting a little frisky here.
Packers minus one and a half at Denver.
Well, why do I like the Packers?
They're not good. Back to yours out for the year now. I'm going to flip this around for you.
This is a make or break Green Bay game. They're two and three.
But if you really look at their schedule, there's a lot of crap on their schedule left. And there is
weirdly a chance that they could still get to 10 wins,
but they have to win this game. And they're playing a team that I think after this week,
we're going to look at each other and go, oh, Denver's tanking. I mean, they're already telling
us they're kind of tanking because they got rid of Randy Gregory and Frank Clark, who were,
you know, people, they free agent defensive players that they paid real money for, and they just told them to go.
I think this is our last chance to bet against Denver at a fair price because they're throwing
away the season. They want Drake May, Caleb Williams, you name it, and it's Packers minus
one and a half at Denver. It's another road favorite. I don't care. I don't care that
Jordan Love makes me nervous.
I just think Denver wants to have the worst record in the league. That is my working theory.
We're going to bet money on it. We're also going to bet money on the Steelers, a team that I am way over-invested in already, but they're plus three at the Rams.
First of all, there's going to be 58,000 Steelers fans there. This might as well be a home game for the Steelers.
That's one thing.
Second of all, the Rams, who had a really nice win against Seattle,
whose offenses looked good, and McVay has at least shown us,
like, hey, I'm Sean McVay.
I'm still one of the best coaches in the league.
The Steelers have really been conditioned against some good defenses,
and they've played a hard schedule already.
They persevered.
They're somehow 3-2.
I think they're going to realize this is the week to unleash Jalen Warren,
and if you have Jalen Warren in fantasy,
or if you have a chance to trade for Jalen Warren,
I think this is the Jalen Warren week.
The stats, the eye test, everything when you watch them,
he should just be playing.
And it feels a little Rams crash
back to earth time-ish to me. Should the Rams be four and three with this throwaway season they had
where they only have six, seven impact guys. They've already had a couple injuries. They have
all these undrafted free agents and rookies. This is a team that's going to go 10-7 or 11-6.
I don't see it.
I think the Steelers have been conditioned.
They've played a bunch.
They've played the two best defenses.
They've played the Niners.
They've played the Browns.
So Aaron Donald, they're ready for it.
This feels like a close game to me. And that means that Kenny Pickett, aka Eli Manning 2.0,
is going to be involved late and he's going to make a play. And I like the Steelers plus three.
I kind of like the Steelers money line too, but let's grab the plus three just in case.
Last but not least, the easiest, squarest tease on the board. A Joe House tease if I've ever seen one.
And yet I can't resist it.
Bills minus eight and a half over the Patriots.
We're teasing that down to minus two and a half.
I'm on the record with the Patriots.
We've gone against them every week.
They're not good.
They have no intention of being good.
There's some stealth tanking possibilities going on in a real way now.
And the only thing that could potentially upend it is if Belichick makes a decision that he doesn't want to have the career losses record before he gets a career wins record. I think he's going to
do what's right for the team. They're not good. They should lose to the Bills. It's an important
game for the Bills coming off a really, really, really shaky Giants
game last week.
So this just feels like Josh Allen.
He owns the Pats.
Brady owned the Bills.
Josh Allen owns the Pats.
Unless there's a 45 degree wind, which I don't think there is for this game.
So we're teasing them or we're teasing the Seahawks.
Minus seven and a half over Arizona.
Arizona, we found out this week, Kyler Murray has been activated,
but there's no way he's playing this week.
Arizona has been exposed the last couple of weeks.
They just don't have enough talent.
The Seahawks,
Geno needs a good game.
Geno's been pretty iffy this year
and was really bad last week,
especially in the red zone.
They have a lot of weapons.
I think this is a get Geno back
on track week. So we're going to tease the Seahawks down to minus one and a half. Bills minus eight
and a half. Seahawks minus one and a half. Six point tees. Both of those have to cover.
So to recap, we're going to put $300,000 on Browns minus three, Eagles minus two and a half,
Packers minus one and a half, Steelers plus three, and then a tease of the Bills minus two and a half Packers minus one and a half Steelers plus three And then ATs of the Bills minus eight and a half
And the Seahawks minus seven and a half
And we'll put a spiritual amount on the Vikings plus 250
Because who the hell knows in that game
But I'm not actually
I'm not putting real money on that
Let's put a Packer Marlboro Lights on that one
Those are the million dollar picks for week seven.
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culminating in UFC 300 down the road.
We're going to talk about it in a second.
We always have a pattern with you.
We go football, basketball, and then we dive hard into the MMA.
So we'll start football. Buffalo loses a key defensive starter every week. You were feeling like after you beat
Miami, you're probably feeling like Super Bowl, here we come. Now, how are you feeling?
Well, first off, great to be back. Thank you very much. After losing to New York in week one, I felt horrible. I don't know if I ever
felt lower as a Bills
fan in the last 10 or so
years. I mean, I was disgusted by
that performance. It was a gutless,
just uninspired
performance. Rodgers goes down. How do
you not win? All right, fine. We rebound
at capital W
and get all the way to the Miami game after
the 70-point dropping against Denver.
And now I'm like,
all right,
we're back.
And I was,
I was this close to texting you and saying,
how are those playoffs looking,
Bill?
I was this close to being cocky.
Bill's fan.
Once again,
I hate the London games.
I wish,
you know,
I love London.
I love England.
I love soccer as well.
I don't understand why these teams in, in, in the midst of a 17 game, regular season have to go all the way to England. I love soccer as well. I don't understand why these teams in the midst of a 17 game regular season have to
go all the way to England and play these important games on this substandard field.
Could you imagine if a Premier League team had to play a regular season game here at
the Meadowlands or at SoFi?
They would never stand for it.
They would never, ever stand for it.
Yet we have to go over there and our whole defense gets decimated because
of that crap turf. That was a big
problem. We always seem to play poorly against
the Jaguars. And then, you know, the Giants
game, I just don't even know what to make
of that. How do you play like that at home
against Tyrod Taylor? So,
I'm not feeling great. I'm still very
confident. I still love the team. I'll always
back them. I still think we make the playoffs.
I still think you'll look silly.
I'd be
truly lying to you if I
said I could puff my chest out and say
that we are the beasts of the AFC
right now. Well, the good thing is you have the
Patriots coming this weekend. Yeah, that's
a nice little piece of medicine. In New England,
after we beat you guys for 20 years,
now you get to just revenge
twice a year. So, probably get back on track.
The other thing is
there's no great AFC team.
No.
everybody you look at
and you go,
well, that team,
I don't like that team either.
And then you kind of run out of teams.
So this is weird.
By week seven,
not to have a favorite.
Yeah.
Because it feels like
the Chiefs need to make at least
one trade for...
I know they got McCole Hardman this week, but it feels like
they need to make a trade for somebody
who gives them Kelsey insurance.
Kelsey's 34. He's
caravanting around with Taylor Swift
every week. And I just
can't trust that he's the only
weapon for 10 more weeks.
And you guys might just be able to outscore everybody.
It might be one of those years where it's like,
our one best thing is better than everybody else's one best thing, you know?
I would usually agree with you,
but then you watch that game on Sunday night
and they didn't score a point until the fourth quarter against the Giants.
I mean, I just don't understand it.
I really, truly don't understand it.
Can I give you one explanation for it?
Because I wish I had thought of it.
Is it Ken Dorsey? Well, the fact that Dayball was there for it. Well, can I give you one explanation for it? Because I wish I had thought of it. Is it Ken Dorsey?
Well, the fact that Dayball was there for years.
No, I know.
And I do feel like we really do underestimate.
And I personally always underestimate it.
The coach going back against the team that he knows intimately.
Because when Sal and I talked about it on Sunday night,
when you're under the hood like that with all the personnel,
you know exactly what everybody can and can't do. You know all the weaknesses in the designs,
and then you're going against it. You can't, you just point out like,
we do this and this, and Josh Allen doesn't like when we do this. And if you do this to digs and
you have all this intel, it's almost not fair. So that to me is the explanation.
You're a hundred percent right. And I, 100% right and I should have said that as I
was lamenting the fact that they couldn't score
for the first three quarters. I might not be right.
I'm just saying that's the only
possible explanation because the Giants D was
awful all season. No, he gets
the majority of the credit for turning Josh
into who he is today. Brian
Dable, that is. I have said
in an alternate universe,
there's a part of me that wishes that he stayed in
Buffalo and that McDermott left
because I think he's that darn good of a coach.
I think his roster isn't good.
I'm not going to blame him necessarily
for how the Giants look, but
Dable or no Dable,
how do you not score for the first three quarters
against the New York Giants led by Tyra
Taylor? This is in 2017.
It was really hard to watch
and it was very deflating.
But that's it.
You know, it's an up and down season.
We have our ups, we have our downs.
I'm not writing them off.
It's just to me,
these are the games you have to win.
And the one thing that I don't think
is being talked about enough,
Matt Milano, I think,
is one of the best defensive players in the league.
Losing him is heartbreaking.
We'll get Von Miller back, great.
Losing Tredavis White is heartbreaking.
And, you know,
Poyer, Hyde, great.
But like these injuries are killing us.
And I know everyone has to deal with them,
but they are devastating injuries.
They are truly heart-wrenching injuries.
And I'll say it again, Bill.
I just want one.
Just one.
Make the season longer.
That's got to be the answer.
Do you agree with me, Bill, about the England thing? The England thing is a disgrace. want one. Just one. Make the season longer. That's got to be the answer.
Do you agree with me though about the England thing? The England thing is a disgrace.
I would love to know the
economics of it. I don't fully understand
it. Maybe there's some sort of
it's just so much money from a merchandising
TV
ratings and being able to sell
packages overseas.
There has to be some sort of pro-con
thing that they did where they're just like, this is worth it. And even if there be some sort of pro-con thing that they did where they're just
like, this is worth it. And even if there's some wear and tear in the players, we don't care.
There has to be a flex situation where if you're like one and four, by the time the England games
start, you're eligible to go. But if you're a Super Bowl contender, I'm sorry, if Arsenal or
Man United had to come to America mid-season with 33 games in their regular season.
If they had to come here, their fans would riot.
We had 17 games, right?
We had 17 games.
Why do we have to go all the way to England and do that when we're trying to win a Super
Bowl here?
And not even off a bye or before a bye or after a bye, none of that.
You have to go right back into the mix.
Ridiculous.
Absolutely ridiculous.
And by the way, don't get me started on the Jags having to spend two weeks there.
So at least they got acclimated.
That was some nonsense as well.
They got to spend two weeks there to prepare
and we have to go in there.
I know I sound like sour grapes here,
but look at my Twitter.
I called this beforehand.
I said, this is absolutely unfair.
And look what happened.
It was a total disaster.
May have ruined our season.
AFC odds on FanDuel.
Chiefs are plus T20. Miami have ruined our season. AFC odds on FanDuel. Chiefs are plus 220.
Miami's plus 490. Bills 5-1 in the three spot now. I like that. Ravens plus 750.
Jags 11-1. Cleveland 14-1. Bengals 16-1. Steelers 32-1. I honestly don't know. I, I, I don't like any of the teams.
Like I would rather take a long shot and hope the Bengals get their shit
together at 16 to one than take any of the favorites.
I like not being the favorite.
I'll tell you that I'm not afraid of any of those teams.
What's so frustrating bill about all this is that it's right there.
Like there's no beast.
It's right there for us.
And I don't know if we'll ever have this chance again.
And I felt that way two years ago with 13 seconds and all that.
But like, I'm not afraid of the Chiefs.
I'm certainly not afraid of the Dolphins.
I'm not afraid of the Bengals.
I'm not afraid of any of these teams.
I just, I feel like we have the roster.
I feel like we're good enough.
We have the firepower.
Despite the injuries, we have the defense.
It's right there.
I think that they'll turn it around.
I think that they'll get it figured out.
And we're going to go on a magical run here.
Las Vegas is going to be lit in February.
We're going to go crazy in Vegas on the strip.
You'll see, Bill.
You'll see.
The legendary Vegas run of all time.
F1, mid-season tournament, Super Bowl, UFC 300.
Just all in a row.
It's going to be awesome.
You're next.
Yes. So, rough preseason. It's going to be awesome. Your Knicks. Yes. So, rough
preseason. That's fine. Some defensive
lapses. People are already wondering
about what's going on, but
I took the over. I thought they were going to be in the
high 40s. Basically the same team
coming back with DiVincenzo.
East is a little worse.
And their position for
you have to do this yet again.
You have these guys dangling over you now.
Giannis maybe in a year.
I mean, I don't know if you saw today with the Bucs,
like all of a sudden Terry Stotts,
who was going to be the lead assistant on the bench, he's just gone.
He just was like, I'm out for the Bucs.
So they have a new coach.
The person who's supposed to be his right-hand guy
is just out right before the season.
So there's some coach flux with them.
There's some defense.
Real issues that I think,
I just don't think people realize
that Dame's not a two-way player.
Never really was.
Then you have Miami,
who I'm still terrified of,
but basically they're running it back
with the same team,
missing a couple guys.
Some pretty important guys.
Who knows? Yeah. They're missing some pretty important guys. Cleveland, who knows?
Yeah.
They're missing some pretty important guys.
Cleveland, who knows?
You guys spanked them.
Yeah.
They'll be better.
There's a roadmap that you're one trade away from really being interested.
But how are you feeling?
I'm feeling good about top five.
I'm feeling good about the over.
I'm not worried about the preseason.
I don't think we'll sneak up on people like we did last year.
I think everyone knows who Jalen Brunson is.
Yeah. I'd expect him to be even better and people like we did last year. I think everyone knows who Jalen Brunson is. Yeah.
It expects him to be even better and more dangerous and he'll command a lot more respect.
I like the Dante
pickup. I like that they didn't blow
it up. I like that they didn't try to do
something dramatically different. I like that
it seems like it's good vibes. Other than
Evan Fournier and like who really
cares? There's no drama. There's no
malcontent. There's no like really big thing hanging overcontent. There's no really big thing hanging over their heads.
It's just sort of like a mid-tier
Eastern Conference playoff team
missing that big piece to take them into the top three.
I'm not going to talk about the Knicks
like I would about the Bills.
I ultimately don't think the Knicks
are a top three Eastern Conference team,
but I think they're a top five or six
Eastern Conference team.
I think they can avoid the play-in tournament.
But they're missing
that piece. But guess what? After the last 20 years,
I'm okay with that. I'm okay with a
solid team, with a great point guard,
with some pieces here and there. Let's see how RJ
matures after the World Cup showing.
He looked good in that.
No problem. Last time we spoke, he was leading it to the
USA game. We don't have to bring it up. Don't worry about it.
And I love the fact that you guys are putting together
the adventures for Paris.
What a jinx podcast for us.
No, it was great.
That was the last time we talked.
It was like US-Canada looming.
No, no, we got US-Canada.
It's fine.
I'll take US-Canada
in the bronze medal.
It was just the third place game.
That's fine.
That's fine.
I just love how all the guys
are now coming together
to beat Canada.
Who would have thought?
They're so embarrassed by the notion that they lost to Canada
that they all have to come together to try to beat us in August next year.
Guess what?
They have no answer for Kelly Olenek.
No one does.
So, you know, KD and all these guys, they could stay at home if you ask me.
But I'm cautiously optimistic about the Knicks.
I'm okay with the top five.
And I'm curious to see what happens around the trade deadline.
If they're
in the running for something,
if they overachieve just a little bit, do they go
for the gusto? Do we wait for next summer?
I'm cool with this. I'm okay
with this. This is okay. Being a
top five team is okay. I would
have taken that in 2009, 2010.
I'm totally okay with that.
You guys are in pole position for
something. Yes.
You definitely are one of the leading suitors for assets.
And as we know in the NBA, shit moves fast.
All right.
So last week you were in, where were you?
Manchester.
Manchester.
Beautiful Manchester, England.
Well, my son and I, we pay-per-viewed it.
He insisted.
Nice.
The first fight, the first main event was an absolute disgrace.
It was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life.
I've never seen somebody just decide
not to throw punches for five rounds as a strategy.
I'm good with never seeing a UFC fighter box again.
And I know why the Pauls, and it's a smart move by them.
They're taking these guys who are these names, they're grapplers and they're tough, but they
also don't know really how to box.
So when Dan Henderson was like, get me in on this, that was the first time I said, oh,
that would actually be fairly interesting because he actually could throw some hands.
But for the most part, these guys aren't boxers. So how long do you think the Pauls
can snooker the American public into thinking they're watching real boxing matches when they're
not actually watching real boxing matches? Because they've now snookered me and my son,
I would say four or five times. So how many more times can they do this? First of all, I love that your son is even into
this. This is tremendous. I need to do a pod with him. I'm glad that they got him into boxing even
more. He really enjoys it. He cares. And that's actually a really important thing to note.
I was there. This year, I went to Spence Crawford. I went to Tank Garcia. Both at T-Mobile, right? Honest to God,
there probably wasn't
a thousand people
in that 20,000 seat arena
by the time the co-main event happened
for those massive main events, right?
No one shows up
for the undercard.
On Saturday,
for this Misfits Boxing card,
not only was it probably
70% full
before the first fight
of the night,
like talking about
five, six hours of fighting,
by the time the main card started,
completely full, and it wasn't even
a UFC crowd, because UFC crowds
typically show up from the beginning
to the end. It wasn't even that. It was like a WWE
crowd. The amount of 10 to 12
year old kids that I saw there
blew me away. What they're doing right
now with this crossover boxing, and I always have
to say crossover influencer boxing,
pick your word, it doesn't matter. You have to call it that because it's something completely
different than traditional boxing. It's great that it gets someone like your son to just watch
boxing period, but it's very important to recognize that this isn't traditional boxing.
This isn't Canelo, Spence, Crawford, Tank Davis. It's not that. It's crossover slash
influencer boxing. The same way pro wrestling
and Olympic wrestling aren't the same thing, but they share one word. You have to be able to
recognize that these two entities are different, right? WWE wrestling isn't the same as collegiate
or Olympic wrestling. And so what this is, is a bunch of guys who are very popular to a sector
of society and they go in there and they settle their differences. And so I see people getting mad after
these events saying like, I feel like I've been
snookered. I feel like I've been bamboozled.
What did you expect? These aren't traditional
boxers. They don't have
the experience. They don't
have the time. They don't have the resume
like the other people that you see in the ring.
So that's one thing I need to note. Number two,
Dylan Danis. Well, Danis could
throw a couple punches. I need to note. Number two, Dylan Danis. Well, Danis could throw a couple punches.
No, he can't.
That's the thing.
I was expecting punches.
He's not a UFC fighter.
He's a Bellator fighter who fought a couple of bums.
He fought the guy who delivered my Uber Eats last night, okay?
He's not a traditional striker.
He's 2-0 in an MMA cage.
He's a great BJJ practitioner, but his hands have never been his thing.
Never been his thing. What he did was
he picked a fight and he did a tremendous job of
selling a fight. And so it became very personal
between them. What he did, in my opinion,
was try to tire out Logan Paul
in the first two rounds because he thought he was big
and muscle-bound guy. And he's like, okay, let me
allow him to empty the tank
and then I will pour it on in the third.
That's what his coach told me that he wanted to do. The problem
was he got rocked in the second
and was like, you know what?
I want nothing to do with this.
I don't want to be embarrassed.
I don't want to be knocked out.
I don't want to be a meme.
Let me just try to survive.
And then let me try to make my own meme.
That's why you saw him do the takedowns, the guillotine.
He tried to take Diaz's playbook.
It ended up being a total sham of a fight because of that.
And I just think he was trying to survive
he was trying not to get embarrassed i give logan some credit he was teeing off he was trying his
best he just doesn't have the power to knock someone out who's you know putting his hands up
like that and protecting his face and as he said to me afterwards i don't think he wants to have a
career in boxing like his brother does i think he's going to go back to ww and maybe pop up one
or more two times and and that's pretty much it. So you just
have to recognize what you're watching. Should it have been better? Absolutely. Could it have been
better? Perhaps. But I get frustrated when people say, this is the example that boxing is dead.
It's not dead. There's a tremendous amount of fights happening back into the year,
have happened already. Please separate the two. I think it's been a good boxing year.
Yeah, you're right. It's been one of the best boxing years.
I mean,
it's been amazing.
It's like Battle on Network Stars
when I was a kid.
It's like so...
It wasn't sports.
It was a different version of sports,
but we always knew...
I think the difference with this
is there was so much bad blood
leading up to the Paul Danis fight
that you're just like,
oh, this will actually...
These guys are going to kill each other.
So they did a great job selling it.
And, you know,
I felt a little hoodwinked.
By the way, let's not pretend
that some fights,
MMA and boxing,
don't sometimes fall short, right?
Like Canelo Charlo a couple weeks ago.
That was horrendous.
You know, it just happens sometimes.
But I agree that it was frustrating.
I would also say, guess what?
I would say the main event
was more frustrating than the co-main. The main event
was awful. The main event
was one of the worst fights I've ever seen. They were clinching
every two seconds. It's like you couldn't...
I don't even know what they were doing.
At least Dylan was standing
there doing this and Logan was teeing off.
The main was, as I said on the broadcast,
borderline, if not
borderline, unwatchable.
Well, KSI had his strategy of kind of lunge forward and then throw an overhand right.
And it almost worked like the first three times, but the 37th time wasn't as effective.
And then he had no plan B. And then I had Tommy Fury's just not a real boxer. So
it was pretty rough. I will say we watched all of it. I had the three TVs going. I had football and the smaller TVs and we still had an all right time.
But it's just wacky, man.
It's really wacky.
But it's weird that it really does matter to my son's generation because I was like,
explain this KSI thing to me.
I don't know who it is.
He's like, this is like one of the biggest influencers in the world.
I'm like, well, what does that mean?
And my son's like, he's one of the biggest influencers in the world. I'm like, well, what does that mean? And my son's like, he's one of the biggest influencers in the world.
Like every time he puts up a video, everybody watches it.
Like this guy's nuts, man.
Being in England and seeing how people receive him, like he is as famous as some of the top footballers.
Yes, it's crazy.
It's crazy how much he hasn't translated to America as much as there.
He's still very popular here.
You know,
witness the fact that your son knows who he is,
but like over there,
he was the main,
like that whole show was built around him.
He is,
he is a,
like a mega star over there.
It's wild.
I think it reminds me a little of the XFL the first time around where it was a
bad product,
but there were interesting things to learn from
it. And I think the NFL learned from it. And one of the things I hope boxing, we'll see if it
learns from it eventually, is that I don't understand why they throw away the entire
undercard. Now they have good fights. And usually the second to last fight, maybe even the third to
last fight is usually a pretty good fight. Up and coming boxers or somebody you know who kind of
peaked three years ago, but it's still, you know, it's for the hardcore boxing people, but for the
fans, they know they don't have to show up until right before you made the key point UFC. Like we,
when we went a couple of months ago and my son was, we were there like, you know, three 30 and
my son wouldn't get up and we watched for six straight hours, whatever it was, but everybody
was there and everybody was there
and everybody was into it. And even in the pre-card before the main event card, people were
in their seats and getting into it and going for it. And that's the part where boxing's got to
figure, they've got to figure out some sort of strategy where your main event is the real fight.
But then the stuff before it should also be interesting. And maybe they're going to have to bend
and change how they think about stuff.
And maybe some of the ways
they did it, the old business,
that should just be stuff
that's on ESPN at midnight,
you know, for the hardcore,
hardcore boxing people.
And that's it.
Well, like I said,
it's been a great year for boxing,
in my opinion.
I refuse to accept that boxing is dying,
but it's a fascinating time
for boxing as well.
You may have seen it on Tuesday.
Showtime is out.
And so where does PBC go?
PBC is home to the likes of Tank Davis and Canelo and so many others.
And so do they go to a DAZN,
who then is the home of not only Matchroom, who are huge,
and then also Golden Boy?
And does DAZN start saying,
hey, you guys have to play nice together,
and we need to start getting deeper cards because you know the
promoters don't necessarily want to play nice
together and co-promote does that happen do
they go to an Amazon do they go to an Apple
it is crazy though could you have
imagined telling someone 10 years ago
that there'd be no HBO boxing
and no Showtime boxing well I was
at HBO and they killed it and
crazy they were in kind of
no man's land with it
for years and years.
But I still felt like
I still felt like
it was an asset for them.
And they kind of mismanaged it.
And then it got to the point
where it probably
wasn't worth doing.
But boxing is going
where it probably needs to go,
which is the streaming universe.
Yeah.
Because it's got their diehard
it's got the diehard fans
who are going to watch every single fight.
And it might not be as big
an audience as it used to be,
but you can still monetize
that audience. And whether it's 700,000
people or 1.2 million people,
whatever it is, it's a little reminiscent
of WWE. But I also think,
and I was excited to talk to this
about the merger that happened with the TKO, basically. I'm convinced that boxing is going to be the third piece of this. And especially now that Showtime's out and HBO's out, ESPN's in, but not 100%. And then DAZN will probably get bigger. But I mean, DAZ zone's lost a lot of money. It feels like there's a ripe time here
for them to bring their whole infrastructure of UFC, WWE, and then you bring that infrastructure
into boxing. And then you can have what we're talking about, where you have a huge fight.
That's just one fight, but you also maybe have a UFC fight and you have these crossover cards and,
or you have like same day events where it's like boxings in the afternoon and then UFCs at night.
I think that's how this plays out.
And as you know, Nick Khan has all this huge boxing background.
This is like his favorite sport.
So I look at it like the landscape is there for the taking.
And we have this monolith that's building right now.
And it just feels like they're going to grab it in some way. Yep. Your friend and my Nikon, huge boxing guy, started in boxing
many moons ago. Dana White, huge boxing guy as well, has flirted with the idea of going into
boxing. So I think they, look, TKO as a name only pertains really to MMA right now. It's not a thing
in wrestling. So I think they chose those three letters
on purpose. No coincidence.
And so it feels like
something is coming. I have no intel
on that, but it just seems like it's right
there for the taking. And who's the streamer?
It's probably not Apple and it's probably not Amazon.
Is it Peacock?
Yeah, it's probably one of the more
desperate streamers, right? It's like Paramount
or it's Peacock or it's somebody that...
Well, definitely not Paramount because Paramount just got out of the Showtime business, right? So there's not that many options.
Good point. I'm just thinking like any streamer that, the crazy crossover event, was 1.3 million buys?
1.3 million buys on a Saturday afternoon in America.
Obviously, it's a big global audience, but there aren't a lot of fights right now that are generating 1.3 million.
So people can laugh at it all they want, but there is a diehard audience that loves this stuff.
Let's take a break, and then we got to talk UFC.
All right, UFC 294.
One of the things I love about the UFC is that somebody can be a late scratch and then they'll fucking pull some awesome fight out of nowhere.
And it's like, we guys got three weeks notice and people are just ready to roll. I think maybe it's because in, in the UFC, if you, if you lose a fight, it's not the end of the world.
And boxing, if you lose a fight, especially if you're building some sort of undefeated record or
whatever streak you're on, and it can be completely devastating if you lose one fight,
you know, it just, it changes how much money you make, how you're perceived by the public. And you have to say it's a little less risky.
But now we end up with the two fights that my son's going nuts.
He was like, we got to take Usman under.
He was like, this is like the first time ever he's told me the bet.
It's like under, he's going to knock this guy out.
It's like, we're going under.
And I'm like, what?
You're giving me gambling
advice? How dare you?
But two awesome
fights. Which one are you more excited
about? Okay, so I'll say this. I agree with everything
that you said. Could you imagine,
let's talk about one of the bigger fights
of the year. Let's say Tank Garcia, not even as big
as Spence Crawford in terms of
the fight on paper. Could you imagine if one of those
guys would have pulled out, the whole event would have been canceled, right? They would have brought in someone at the fight on paper. Could you imagine if one of those guys would have pulled out?
The whole event would have been canceled, right?
They would have brought in someone at the last minute.
So it's great that the UFC has this system,
which is why I always say it's built a lot more like WWE than pro boxing where they can mix and match the guys
at the last minute.
Here you have, I want people to recognize this.
You have Issa Makhachev, the lightweight champion of the UFC.
He's scheduled to fight Charles Oliveira,
who he smoked a year ago in Abu Dhabi.
It wasn't a close fight at all.
Since then, Charles has won one fight.
And so they ran it back because there was really no one else.
Charles gets injured 11 days before the fight, about nine days ago now.
And he gets cut above his eye, can't fight. They call up Alex Volkanovsky, who is the featherweight champion, to fight on 11 days notice
after he fought Islam in February in Perth, Australia, and lost by the skin of his teeth
when five rounds no one has fought Islam. Controversial fight.
Very controversial. And he says, yes, he takes this fight. Alex might be one of my favorite
athletes right now just because he is such a no-nonsense, hard hat, lunch pail kind of guy,
and just says, yeah, whatever. And I get it. He's the
champ moving up. He has nothing to lose. He doesn't lose his belt, all that stuff. But come on, man,
he's never, he's not getting another crack at the belt if he loses this fight. And, you know,
he's got, he's got a legacy to preserve here. He, he, he's taking this fight on 11 days notice.
And if he loses, that's it for him at 155. And so he goes in there. Oh, by the way, he just fought
in July and he just had elbow surgery
and he only got medically cleared a month ago
and he's taking this fight.
It's just amazing.
So I will say that I am infinitely more interested
in the new main event than I am in the old main event.
I like the Volkanovski-Makhachev fight
because of how close the first one was
and the story going into this one
way more than the Makhachev-Olivera fight.
On the flip side, I will say
I am infinitely less
interested in the co-main
event, the new co-main event, which is
Hamza Chemaev versus Kamara Usman, than the
original co-main event, which was Paolo Costa
versus Hamza Chemaev. Those two,
Costa and Chemaev, had bad blood. They hated
each other. This was like a year and a half long build.
This was like Hogan-Andre WrestleMania 3 build,
right? Usman
is taking this fight again on 11 days notice.
There's some rumors about his body being a little bit
banged up. We'll see if that's true. He's getting up there
in age. He didn't look good in his last fight.
I think Shemayev
rolls in a very big way against him. I just
don't think that he has anything moving up.
Yo, do not take...
Are you crazy?
Usman under?
Shemaev is going to be a champion.
It's just a matter of when.
He is a scary beast of a man.
Usman's going up from 170 to 185.
Shemaev has fought at 185 and 170.
Do not take,
please do not take Usman under.
If you want to take a flyer.
Maybe it was the under for the rounds.
Maybe it wasn't Usman under.
Maybe it was just the rounds.
Regardless of winner, it doesn't matter. Either way, my son's an idiot. So it doesn't matterman under. Maybe it was just the rounds tail under. Regardless of winner,
it doesn't matter. Either way, my son's an idiot.
Yeah, do not do that. Do not do that.
Now, you want to take a flyer on Volk pulling off the upset? I'm down with that.
You want to take a flyer on
Volk pulling off the upset with a
stoppage? I'm down with that. But as far
as an underdog pick and you're going Usman
under, that's
burning money in my opinion.
Volk, the
last fight,
which now there's YouTube breakdowns
of it.
You could make a case he won the last fight.
Super close.
There's one round that
if you flip it, he wins it.
You could also make a case that if there was 30 seconds
or a minute left in the last round,
if there was something like where,
that he was on route to maybe getting a stoppage.
It was that close.
Like he was like freaking hulking up at the end there.
So look, it's a little bit different now.
Short notice coming off the surgery.
Also Islam is the fan favorite in Abu Dhabi.
Obviously a very predominant Muslim country, UAE.
And Volk is now going from being the man in Australia
to being on quote unquote enemy territory in the UAE.
So it's a little bit of a different scenario for him.
But I love the fact that there's really no pressure on his shoulders.
Because like I said, if he loses, yeah, he doesn't get another crack at 155,
but he's still the 145 champ.
And this guy is so great.
Phil, he was scheduled to fight in January against Ilya Tepuria,
who's incredible, undefeated guy from Spain, Georgia. He says Phil, he was scheduled to fight in January against Ilya Teporia, who's incredible.
Undefeated guy from Spain and Georgia.
He says, I'm still going to fight in January.
Just because I'm taking this fight, don't worry Toronto.
You haven't lost your main event. I'm still going to fight.
That's like in a little over two months time. No one does that.
The UFC is very lucky to have
Alex Volkanovsky because he is more active
than any champion on their roster.
He always turns up and he always delivers.
It's amazing to watch him.
Any sneaky fight on this card
earlier that you love?
Well, the best fight of the
night is going to be the main event in my opinion. I'm really
interested in the Johnny Walker-Magomed
Ankhalaya fight.
Light heavyweight needs some new blood.
Johnny Walker is a very entertaining fighter.
He's a little bit kooky.
He's the guy you may have heard.
He won a fight at Madison Square Garden.
He did the worm afterwards
and he ended up separating his shoulder.
So the UFC was very upset about that.
But he has recently moved to Ireland
and got married in Ireland
and now trains at a Conor McGregor's gym,
straight blast gym in Ireland.
And he's on a bit of a winning streak here.
He's won three in a row.
This is a tough, tough matchup for him.
But I think if he beats Magomed Ankhalaev,
who's one of these strong, durable, terrifying Dagestani fighters,
I think he could get a title shot here.
And we've got the light heavyweight title on the line next month
at Madison Square Garden.
So that's the one I'm really looking forward to.
And there's a young man named Mohamed Mohaev,
who was born in July of 2000
believe it or not
and he's fighting a veteran named Tim Elliott
and he wants to be the youngest champion
in UFC history
and it's close
we're like six, seven, eight months away
from that happening
the record is Jon Jones 23 years of age
maybe if he wins this fight
he could get that opportunity
that's the feature fight on the prelim
so those are the other two fights that I think are going to be worth watching.
Well, as you know, I get all my MMA info from the ringer MMA show and my son.
That's right. And my son on the show, he, well, he probably should. Yeah. My son reported to me
recently. It wasn't, he didn't break the story, but he was reporting to me that Conor McGregor entered the
drug portal. I was like, dad, you know what this means? He's coming back. I'm like, of course,
he's going to come back. He's probably broke or close to broke at this point.
Not even close.
You don't think so?
No, no, not at all. He's killing it with his proper 12 and his forged Irish stout.
But this goes, first of all, kudos to your son for even knowing this stuff like on that level but um it went even deeper than that because they had to deal with USADA United States
anti-doping agency and USADA who you know is considered maybe to many people like the gold
standard as far as drug testing is concerned in this country they've had an eight-year relationship
and it's been severed it's it's now done as December, in large part because of the Conor McGregor drama.
And they put out this scathing press release, taking shots at the UFC. And then the UFC had
their own press conference going back and forth. So this has become like a huge thing because of
the, will he be drug tested? Does he have to be drug tested for six months because he removed
himself from the pool? Like it's a whole thing that I won't bother you about. But there's actually
a really interesting thing that nerds like me care about right now. There's no collective bargaining in the UFC. The fighters have no say whatsoever
in anything that goes on. They could slap logos on their shirts. They don't give them a cut of
the TV deal, all that stuff, but they're about to institute a new drug testing policy. I think it's
time for the fighters to come together and say, Hey, you can't drug test me 24, seven, three 65.
And I have no say in the matter. They have to fill out an app 24-7, 365 to tell them where they are.
If they go on a trip to Costa Rica and they don't tell them that they're in Costa Rica
and they come to their house in Chicago and they ring the doorbell and they're not there,
they get a strike.
Three strikes and you're suspended for a year.
It's crazy what these fighters have to go through.
So I'm curious to see if they're going to speak up.
They're probably not, if I'm being honest.
But there's a lot of this interesting stuff going on in MMA.
By the way, can I ask you about your son? Where would he rank
MMA right now? Is it number one for
him?
It's high, high, high number one.
It's not even close. More than NFL?
NBA? I'm in Boston this week
and he's furious that I went
to Boston to see my daughter
during the same time when there's a UFC event
during the day. Wow.
Does that mean he's not allowed to order it or will he still order it?
Oh, he orders it. He got his own ESPN account somehow and was ordering stuff. Yeah. He'll order. He'll see everything. He loves it. I mean, this is baseball for that generation now.
My son doesn't know what's going on in baseball. Could care less, but he knows what's going on with MMA.
I love it. who were watching it as teenagers and now are paying customers. And then you have my son's generation. So, you know, this is what happens when you've been around for 25 years.
You really start building something.
It's not much different than WWE, actually.
When you had like these diehard wrestling fans and that's it.
And then Hulkamania comes in and it grows this whole new generation.
And then in the late 90s, when it had the second resurgence,
those were all like
the kids of Hulkamania
who were now spending adults.
Sure.
And they're going
and that was in.
Speaking of WWE,
so,
we didn't talk about
AEW last time.
Oh, yeah.
And what a bizarre situation
that's been for them this year.
It felt like they were
toe-to-toe with WWE
there for a little bit.
And a bunch of unforced errors.
They bet on CM Punk,
which was like the dumbest thing you could do.
They had some backstage stuff.
The Tony Khan thing was
kind of crazy. And it made me
think, compared to Vince, who was this
aggro macho guy
for 50 years, for better or worse.
And there was some worse than there too,
but you know, it was somebody that could climb in the ring and it was just this legendary,
don't fuck with them guy. And then you have Tony Khan, who's, you know, son of a rich guy
who is now in this world of testosterone and huge personalities and, you know, erratic behavior.
And, you know, there was that story about how he was crying backstage
after this CM Punk thing. Who knows what was true and not true, but it feels like that's
unraveling a little bit. Like, what do you think about just watching from afar where AEW is and
where it's going? So the AEW fans hate me because they think I'm some sort of WWE shill, even though
on this program with you, I've been very complimentary of them. And sometimes I remember vividly saying that I thought their product was better than the
WWE product. The issue that I think that they have is, look, they're a solid number two and
there is no AEW in MMA, meaning a solid number two where a guy like Edge can go and make money,
right? If you like equate it, you know what I mean?
So they're a solid number two. No, they're the best number two in 25 years.
Yeah. Since mid-90s WCW or mid to late 90s. They just had that incredible show at Wembley Stadium,
80,000 or so people there. So they have their moments. They've got what appears to be a great deal with Warner Brothers Discovery. I'm not necessarily down on them.
I just, I wonder, and Tony isn't a big fan of mine,
but I feel like this is coming from an unbiased place.
I just wonder if he is equipped to take them
to the next level, just based off what we see
from his erratic behavior on Twitter,
from how he has dealt with things
like the CM Punk situation, et cetera.
I wonder if ultimately like the fighters,
or excuse me, the wrestlers respect him enough
to not act out.
You know how wrestlers are.
They're going to try to walk all over you
and get the deal that they want
and get the situation or the storyline
or the result that they want.
And I just don't know
if he's a disciplinarian enough
and not a fan enough
to like stop things like that from happening
because it always seems like
there's some sort of like uprising
or mutiny going on in the locker room over there.
Now they bring in veterans like Daniel Bryan and Edge
who I think will help things out tremendously,
but it just seems a little bit crazy
and you don't necessarily hear of that stuff
over in WWE land.
But as you know,
wrestling is cyclical.
There's ups and downs.
There's moments where AEW is better than WWE.
WWE is better than AEW.
There's moments where the business is on fire
and then it's not on fire.
So I think what he has built is incredible
in what, four years?
It's truly remarkable.
I do too.
It's really like,
it's almost damn near impossible in this day and age
to get even,
I see some people making fun of them for
getting $900,000 or $800,000. You know how hard it is to get
younger people to watch
cable TV, $900,000
on a Wednesday or a Friday?
It's not easy. Just go look at everyone
else's numbers.
My other concern, by the way, is that I'm worried
they spread themselves a little bit too thin.
So many pay-per-views, three shows a week, sometimes less is more. And so I think they'll
figure it out. And I think they're here for the long haul. And I think it's very impressive.
But I think they can use a little bit more muscle, so to speak.
I couldn't agree more with that. I think there's too much.
Too much.
And it's hard to tell from a casual perspective what matters and what doesn't.
And they haven't
differentiated like this is our higher level. This is our lower level. Um, I looked where they
were like, I think it was probably five years ago when they were forming. I remember trying to
convince HBO to do, um, to do a 24 seven when they were launching. I was like, this is going
to be a thing like that, like TNT is behind it. Um, I think there's real money cause the con family and the guy's a real wrestling fan. Like, I think this is, I it there's real money
because of the Khan family
and the guy's a real wrestling fan
I think there's something here
that would be sick
you could have had the ground floor
and they just missed it
they've missed a bunch of HBO Sports stuff
but
in less than five years
to build what they've built
has been pretty cool but I'm also surprised now they five years to build what they build has built has been pretty
cool, but I'm also surprised now they're at the point where they did build something.
And this is the hardest part because they're big enough that anytime anything comes out,
anything leaks, um, any sort of bad situation, it's a big deal now, you know?
And the other thing is they've spurred the WWE, I think, to go up a level and WWE is,
I think having one of its better runs that it's had.
It's from the stars they have, from a merchandising standpoint, from a TV standpoint.
They're just kind of in a good groove, whereas a couple of years ago they weren't.
And I would say three years ago, it was like, man, like WWE has mobilized me on Roman Reigns.
I'm not even sure he can carry this.
Who are their stars stars who's the next
generation
and AEW felt like
this new fresh
car
but now
I feel like
it feels like
WWE has held them off
but as you said
it's cyclical
and who the fuck knows
I love when there's
competition
like I love things like
you know
some might say it's dirty
but last week
AEW had to go on
Tuesday because of the baseball playoffs.
That was really fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They load the deck on NXT and bring back the Undertaker and all this stuff.
I mean, Cena.
Yeah.
Cena and Cody Rhodes is there.
All's fair in love and war in the wrestling war, so to speak.
But ultimately, this is so much better for the business and for the athletes.
And, you know, it's one thing that they have to get a lot of credit.
Like Bellator, who's the number two promotion in MMA,
they're about to be sold to the number three PFL.
This is about to happen in the next like two, three weeks.
As of right now, unless something catastrophic happens.
There is no diehard Bellator fan.
There is no fan going to a Bellator show saying like,
Bellator, Bellator.
There's no diehard PFL fan.
Yeah, there are diehard, like Bellator, Bellator. There's no diehard T.S. Bellator. Yeah, there are diehard,
like diehard, diehard
like A.W. can do nothing
wrong in their eyes, fans. And that
takes a lot. Like it's, a lot
of people talk about the tribalism in wrestling
and it can be very toxic online.
But what they have built in terms of a fan
base is extremely impressive.
Now, is it a fan base that was built because they were
tired of WWE or they felt like WWE
were the big bad wolf and they didn't want to root for them anymore?
Who knows? But the bottom line is,
they support them. And so if you could
build off that and not bring back
too many of these old guys and not
let things like the CM Punk thing happen and
not let the inmates run the asylum,
you could truly be like a disciplinarian back there
and a good booker. They'll be around for
a long time. I mean, Tony should be very proud of what he built.
I just, I think someone should take
away the phone sometimes because
it's not a good look when he goes on these meltdowns
online.
Yeah, the Twitter stuff.
Maybe just deactivate your Twitter account.
Just let someone else
put those tweets up for you.
What did he tweet after
the head-to-head stuff?
And he's like,
that's the first time
anything with John Cena
has gotten under a million on TV.
It's like,
why are you doing that?
Who cares?
Yeah.
Come on.
It just makes you look thin-skinned.
Stop paying attention to them,
right?
Right.
Do your own thing.
You're doing well.
They would never talk about you.
Like,
imagine Triple H is tweeting like,
oh,
look at that quarter hour
with the edge in there.
Boy, did that fail.
Like just do your own thing.
Put your head down.
You have a legion of people that support you.
There's no need to be paying attention to the competition.
Do it internally, of course.
But I think externally is a weird look.
Well, that was the Monday Night Wars.
WWE never acknowledged WCW.
And then when they finally started acknowledging them
and doing the sketches about Ted Turner
and all that stuff, that's because they're getting their
ass kicked by WCW. And that's
when you respond is when you're desperate
and you're falling behind.
WWE's just never going to respond.
I don't think AEW should be desperate.
Remember the turning point was when Tony Schiavone
said on
Nitro, hey,
don't change the channel to the other
guys. Here's what happened.
Fully's about to win. I'm sure
that'll put butts in seats. And then everyone went
over there and watched and that was the beginning of the end.
So sometimes acknowledging the competition
is not the right thing to do, good or bad.
Are you surprised Roman Reigns
is the most successful villain
that they've had?
You'd probably have to go to the late 90s.
Have they had a more successful villain in the 21st century?
It's just the concept of a villain champ for somebody to hold the title as a villain, as a heel.
It's impressive. There's no precedent of it.
They've always tried to make it so that a babyface was the champ,
or even if it was a heel, they became a babyface.
But they were always worried about would it affect the merchandise,
and that's why they never turned Cena.
But in Reigns' case, he's a heel,
but he's also, it hasn't hurt with the merchandise or any of that stuff.
Maybe that's just where we are as a society these days.
That's true. I still maintain Sami Zayn should have won in Montreal in February, but he's also, it hasn't hurt with the merchandiser and all that stuff. Maybe that's just where we are as a society these days.
That's true.
I still maintain Sami Zayn should have won
in Montreal in February
and or Cody Rhodes
should have won at WrestleMania
because look what ended up
happening afterwards.
He's not as present
on the programming.
Right.
And B,
they had to create another title
to just have a world
heavyweight champion.
Yeah, I don't like that.
And now it just becomes like,
The champ's got to defend the title.
The champ's got to be out there.
You got to be bouncing around.
Creating a second title just waters down the whole thing.
Like I hate having,
I loved when he unified the belts.
He had the two belts.
Now he's got two belts
and Seth Rollins has his own belt.
Like what's the biggest criticism of boxing, right?
Like there's too many belts,
the ABC belts, right?
We like, we don't need two heavyweight champions
you had an undisputed champ run with him
and if he can't if he needs some time off
then give it to someone else and you had two hot guys
right there you had Sammy in
February you had Cody
in April I still
I still they've done a lot of good this year
and the product is great and it's fun
but I still feel like those two were mistakes
I would have taken either of those.
Bias, Sammy in Montreal is one of the best crowds
that I've ever experienced live.
I thought that would have been incredible.
And then if not, when that didn't happen,
I was like, oh, for sure, Cody's going to win.
Yeah.
I thought Cody was going to win too.
I always thought that was part of the plan.
You know, as you were talking,
I just thought of an idea about how the belts don't matter.
If somebody was to get into boxing in a real way, let's say Amazon's like, well, we're taking boxing. We're actually going
to devote all the resources and really go after this. Or Apple, or even ESPN could potentially do
this. But what if the network that went after boxing or the streamer, or let's say it was TKO,
what if they created all the belts and they just had more money at stake
and they were like,
these are the belts.
We are actually going to professionalize
this whole mess.
Nobody knows what belt is what.
These are the belts.
We have the most money.
And from now on,
it's like you will be the Amazon
welterweight champion.
You'll be the Amazon
light heavyweight champion.
We're going to have 10 divisions
and it's the Amazon belt.
But we're paying way more money than anybody else.
Wouldn't that work?
Or am I too idealistic?
Well, essentially what you're talking about
is the UFC, right?
The UFC just created their own belts.
It could happen.
And by the way, Misfits,
which is the promotion that you watched
last weekend in Manchester,
they have their own belts.
But the problem is they don't necessarily play by the same rules
as traditional boxing.
And so I think that the WBCs and the WBOs and the WBAs of the world,
they would have an issue with that.
They would say, no, we're not going to sanction your events
if you have these like Fugazi belts.
So I think that that would be a problem in boxing because of the way boxing is structured.
MMA was the wild west and the UFC was MMA.
They created the sport essentially.
So jump in when there was no rules around.
And they were able to do that.
That's another thing that they have in their favor.
They don't have to.
There's no such thing as a mandatory in the world of UFC.
There's no commission that says, actually, that guy in Bellator is the number one contender at 170. So Leon Edwards has to fight him next. And you guys have to co-prom 2016. I remember writing a piece about this too.
We needed a sports czar. He's the only one that would have actually understood how important it
was that somebody, how many billions of dollars professional sports makes for the economy,
how good it is for just the ecosystem of America. You're talking hundreds of billions of dollars.
And he was the one that understood that.
And it just should have been like,
I am now putting this under the government
and we're going to monitor it.
And stuff like boxing and UFC and the MLS,
you can't have 50 teams.
We're going to oversee this.
And however, it just needed some competent person to just step in and be like, hey, boxing,
this is broken.
We're going to undo this and redo it again.
And you have to never let through us.
Is it too late?
I don't know.
Well, it's probably the, I don't see any of the 2024 candidates on either side figuring
it out.
Probably maybe 28.
Maybe Obama does it.
What is he doing?
He's not doing much these days.
Or does it have to, you're saying he has to come to the president. Obama, are you doing? He's not doing much these days or does it have to,
you're saying he has to
come to the president.
He's playing golf
for like six hours a day.
He doesn't have time for this,
but Obama would have been
the perfect sports star.
He would have been amazing.
Like basketball right now.
Like basketball is a fucking mess.
Mess.
Oh,
don't get me started
on this mid-season tournament.
This mid-season tournament
is the stupidest idea.
Stupidest idea.
I hate it.
What about James Harden?
So he's just,
he's just going to hold the Sixers hostage?
Say he opted into his own contract
and now won't play?
You opted in for $35 million.
Show up for fucking work.
Yeah, it is a mess.
It's terrible.
We need a sports star.
I'm telling you.
Maybe this is Obama.
You know, eight years as president
was a warm-up for the most important job
on the planet, sports star.
I don't know.
We need you, Obama.
We need somebody.
You do bring up a good point.
It would be great to have a national commission where it's not like California has their own
thing and Nevada has their own thing.
I've always said if there was just like one national combat sports commission, there would
be a lot more uniformity and less hijinks.
But I'm not.
Some unbelievable scandals potentially too. If we have a
universal commission, I can't even
imagine some of the bribery things that would
happen and some of the extortion.
It would just be tremendous.
But like college sports, we don't
need to step in
as a government and try to fix some of this.
College sports, talk about wild, wild
west. It's unbelievable.
You know, you're 100% right. We're just never going to fix this. It's never going to happen. It's unbelievable. You're 100% right.
We're just never going to fix this. It's never going to happen.
It's never going to happen, unfortunately.
It would be nice. By the way, Fury
Angano, are you watching next week?
This is the big one. Who are you talking to?
Heavyweight champ versus heavyweight champ
coming together in the combat
oasis
known as Saudi Arabia. I mean, this is big time
business right here.
Somebody's got to point to me the one time the MMA guy has beaten the
awesome boxing guy. Has it ever happened?
Has it happened once?
It can be the washed up boxing guy.
In boxing? No, it doesn't happen.
It never happens. It could be the washed up boxing guy
if he was fighting
somebody like
I'm blanking. Who are the two brothers, the Klitschko's.
It was like, oh, he's fighting Klitschko,
who's 49 years old and has a lot of heavyweight champers.
Yeah, Fury's fought relatively recently.
Yes, he's the only heavyweight champion of the world.
I'll be betting on Fury.
Yeah, he's a massive favorite.
All right, ringer MMA show this weekend.
You're going weigh-ins and then right after
the battle? We
actually have our preview show out already for
pay-per-view fight weeks. Oh, that's up already?
Yeah, it's up already. We put it out on Tuesday
to give people some time to digest it all.
Oh, I was going to listen to it on the plane
back. No, it's already up. You can
listen to it. You can download it.
And then immediately after the main event,
we do the post-show pod and then we put it up an hour or so later myself chuck events earlier this year fyi
it's yeah earlier time right two to five eastern this is a great one for a dad like me a 41 year
old dad like me two to five eastern tremendous this is a dream i wish they were all we're gonna
be we're getting more of these with tko when they do the afternoon, nighttime, WWE UFC combos.
I have a feeling though, they'd put UFC later in WWE earlier for the kids, right?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah.
All right.
Good to see you, my friend.
Thank you.
Go Knicks.
All right.
Amanda Dobbins is here.
You can hear her in the big picture with Sean Fennessey and on The Ringer Dish as well with Juliette Lipman.
We text.
We've known each other for a long time now.
Not quite 10 years, but getting there.
And we have guilty pleasures from time to time.
Content in the TV and movie realm,
maybe we're not proud of that we enjoy.
We don't know why we enjoy it.
We know it's not good,
but we watch every week. I've gotten to the point with The Morning Show, which I think is
one of the worst shows I've watched in the last five, six years that I actually look forward to
Tuesday nights when I know it's popping on. Can't wait. Oh, new morning show because I'm just in
disbelief every week. Every week where I think they're not going to be able to top how ridiculous
that one thing that happened in the last episode is.
Then you get Billy Crudup singing ain't no mountain high enough with his
mother character that we just met for like four minutes.
This is a thing that happened in episode seven.
What is it about the show,
Amanda?
They have no shame and also no connection to what their audience
wants from them but that also yields beautiful things right because they give us a lot of stuff
that we don't want including reenactments of recent news events from the last three years. They have somehow simultaneously been reenacting COVID,
the Jan 6 riot,
and every single like breaking news event
that haunted us from 2020 to 2022.
Don't forget Roe v. Wade getting overturned.
Yeah, because we wanted to go through that one again.
Yeah, they basically cherry picked
all the worst things that happened
over the last three years.
They're like, let's make content out of this.
And like, not just one time.
Somehow they're not going chronologically.
They're using flashback episodes
to make us relive COVID like five, six times.
You know, I've been living in March 2020
through the morning show for at least three hours.
At the same time, the fact that they are doing so many things
means that we get some things that I didn't want,
but still really enjoy texting with you about, you know?
And it's like, I look forward to Tuesday night
because I know I'm going to hear from you, you know?
And it's like a nice time when we can talk about
how we did not need to know about the major media moguls mommy issues.
But somehow we do. I'm always amazed and delighted when somebody in my life tells me that they're
also watching The Morning Show because I feel real shame that I've lasted 26 episodes or whatever it
is. I was texting with our friend Wesley Morris yesterday and somehow the morning show came up
and he's like, I'm addicted to it. And I said, you mean like ironically addicted to it or
non-ironically addicted to it? And then he proceeded to make a case. He likes Aniston
and he's like, I think she's doing some of the best stuff she's done in the last 10 years of the show.
And I'm like, what's going on? Who took Wesley's phone? He also admits that it's ridiculous and terrible, but they're big actors. They spend a lot of money on it. So it clearly is in some
lane that no other show is in where they could just be like, we're going to bring in Jon Hamm.
He's going to play basically handsome Elon Musk. He's going to be woefully miscast.
And it's just going to be Don
Draper having an affair with
53-year-old Rachel from Friends.
And we're just going to try this and see if it works.
By the way, who looks astonishingly good.
They went for the adult
content scenes. I mean, not full adult content.
So let's talk about that.
That was like a sex scene.
Yes.
And then a morning follow up scene where she's just lying naked on top of Jon Hamm. And it was like I was uncomfortable. and just in terms of who gets what light and in what situation. The actual sex scene was so dark that I had to like squint and be a creeper
to make sure that it was them.
But I do think it was them.
Oh, it was definitely them.
It reminded me of the Tom Cruise,
Kelly McGillis, Top Gun sex scene in 1986,
where it's just like dark
and somebody's lying on somebody
and you can't even really make out the shadows
and there's some movement, and you can't even really make out the shadows and there's
some movement, but it's not erotic. But then again, in the morning, someone is also lying
on somebody and it's Jennifer Aniston. And I just want to say she has been a spokesperson over the
years for many forms of exercise and body care, and they appear to be working. And I think those companies have invested their money
well. They also like she knows him. They have all the same friend circles. So it's super weird.
It's like if in your friend circles, if just two people that have been in the same circle,
all of a sudden had to fake date and make out and do stuff. And you'd be like, all right,
this is just too weird. I just saw you guys at Thanksgiving last year.
Listen, that's not even close to being the weirdest part of the show.
No, except for the Coney Island date, which you and I skipped through a lot of
episodes, which I think is for the best, but they had to go on an extended date to Coney Island.
Yeah, we did. So Prestige TV, we did the first two and we were kind of like, this is not a show
that should be on the Prestige TV feed. Fortunately with the Prestige TV, we have real shows coming
back. We have The Crown, we have this Nathan Fielder, Emma Stone show, True Detectives coming,
like the Prestige TV feed is going to be back. This show was not worthy of the prestige feed, but they had this Coney Island date since the last time we talked where
they're just at,
I don't know,
a pretty big amusement park.
And she is supposed to be basically the most famous female TV anchor
personality.
She's basically Diane Sawyer.
And he is basically Elon Musk.
But she is like in the world of the morning show.
She is if Diane Sawyer who respected I answer,
we're also Beyonce.
You know what I mean?
It's like the psychosis of the show is that the morning television show is the
most important thing on the planet earth.
And the only news is the evening news is the second most important thing.
Exactly.
And they're just like going on rides and getting a corn dog.
These are like A plus less famous people.
Nobody's coming up to them, bothering them.
They're just yelling at them.
So long also.
And it's like there does not seem to be a budget for this show.
That's one thing that I will say in its favor.
They just when they need to spend money, they spend.
But it did feel like that if we're going to go to Coney Island, then we need to make use of this money. And so they just gave us 20 minutes of it for no reason.
For no reason and no realism whatsoever. So when we talk about like, people are very worried about
the streaming content universe, post-writer strike, deals getting canceled. They're definitely
going to make way less shows. And what is this new reality going to look like? And then over here,
you have the morning show, which is like, we're going to send a rocket into space.
We're going to buy out all of Coney Island. We're going to have a 300-person Hamptons party
at the most expensive Hamptons house you've ever seen. And we're going to get nine minutes of
scenes out of it. A 300-person Hamptons party And we're going to get nine minutes of scenes out of it.
A 300 person Hamptons party.
We're going to have a whole real estate subplot for it only to set up a helicopter landing.
Right.
Which also probably wasn't cheap.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They just go for it, which I think is one of the guilty pleasure parts of this show.
Yeah.
It's like, I kind of can't believe the money
they spend and the actors
they have. Mark Duplass
is barely in this season.
He's a real actor.
He's in movies where he's the lead
actor of the movie and he's like an
afterthought. Also, when he is in it, here's
the list of things that Mark Duplass has been asked
to do this season.
His character was caught
having sex with another with a co-worker in his boss's apartment. Right. Then he disappears for
a few episodes. The character has to do an investigation into Jon Hamm's character. That's
like three minutes of work. And then he has to look really upset when he catches his boss making out with john ham's
character because he's still in love with his boss that's it it's been like seven minutes of
screen time that's literally it yeah i it's one of those shows where it's like a sports team where
they're just like let's get another receiver we'll just get one more cornerback and they just
they load it up there's uh so stella who played by Greta Lee um I'm just gonna be honest
I think it's a really bad performance and what's weird to me is she's in this movie past lives
yes that I thought I didn't think was as good as other people thought but I was I thought it
was really interesting and what's weird is she's phenomenal in that movie she is
i i love phenomenal like i think she's gonna get nominated for best actress i hope she does and my
main concern about the morning show season three uh aside from like that i've wasted so much time
on it is that it might get in the way might hurt her oscar chances oscar chances and we cannot let
that happen she is wonderful in past lives.
Explain to me what she's doing in the morning show then,
because if you only knew her from the show,
you would think,
man, what a bad actress.
Like, what is this character supposed to be?
What are her motivations?
But we know she's a good actress.
So is she playing it intentionally
where there's like a vacancy to her
that we're supposed to constantly interpret
what she's thinking? But it's like,
it's not my job. You're a TV show. Can you at least give me some hints?
I hold the writing responsible, which is I hold the writing responsible throughout this show.
And yeah, that's fair. There is a piecemeal quality to the way it seems to be made just
in terms of who is where at what time.
What actor was available
on a Tuesday?
And were they in the same room?
Once again,
the lighting is very good
as they stitch this together.
So I'm just wondering
if she is not being given
the adequate information
about what her character
actually wants to do.
Are they making it up?
Like what motivations? Exactly. Or did they change something because someone wasn't available information about like what her character actually wants to do are they making it up motivations
exactly or did they change something because someone wasn't available and now you got to do
this and what if we tried this um i think see i i think it might actually be worse than that i think
when when they cast her and they were talking about the character with her they were like
she's really hard to read she's hard to figure figure out. Okay. So just play it that way.
Okay.
But now we're,
you know,
three seasons in and she's still kind of like,
I'm still trying to be
really hard to read.
Right.
But she's in pivotal scenes.
She's probably in the most
pivotal plot of the season,
which is
Jon Hamm,
Elon Musk
is trying to buy this company
but has this past with her
and he's now going to install her
because she clearly has
dirt on him from the past. Right. And she's going to take Billy Crudup's job.
But I still don't know. Is she a good person? Is she a bad person? Am I rooting for her? Like
the show has made no decisions for me. So I don't know what I'm supposed to think.
Yeah. I think that the show would tell you that it's trying to explore how complicated it is to be an ambitious woman
in the world.
Oh, I didn't get that memo.
I said that with my eyes rolling a bit in my head.
Yeah.
Yeah, because they did in the last episode, they did the whole,
do you realize how hard it is to grab a spot from the white man club and that whole thing?
Oh, I think I see what they're trying to do here.
Let Karen Pittman,
the actress who plays Mia.
Yes.
Who just is holding this show together and was also holding.
And just like that together,
give her something to do.
Also,
what's up with her missing boyfriend?
Right.
Where did he go?
He was in the Ukraine.
Yeah.
They set up.
Yes.
That's the other thing.
He's a war correspondent and now he's missing.
This show will do real work to lay down breadcrumbs for a plot and then just give up the plot.
Even in this last episode, Billy Crudup's character and Reese Witherspoon, who we haven't talked about yet, they're driving to his mother's house because he needs to lobby her.
I'm not going to bore people who haven't watched the show.
But they have this whole history.
He just randomly decided he was in love with her last year
out of nowhere.
Then she is now in a gay relationship
with Julianna Margulies' character that's off and on,
but he still kind of likes her, but he doesn't,
and they're hiding a secret.
So now they're just in a car for like, what, two hours?
Yeah.
Again, do we get car ride scenes and like, hey, we should talk about stuff?
No, no.
Any set up with here's the deal with my mom?
No, they're just in a car.
This is why I blame the writers instead of Greta Lee.
This is what I'm saying.
We're just we're dropping things. We're picking
and choosing with no rational
direction. It's all over the place.
And the Reese Witherspoon
Julianna Margulies relationship,
which they
dive into really heavily in a previous
episode, leading to the
infamous Reese
has to move out because the relationship isn't
working. With some of the worst dialogue I think that's been in any TV show in the last,
last couple of years.
And then she's like,
I got to move out.
Right.
They're another COVID relationship tragedy.
They couldn't make it even though they had nothing in common.
I have no idea why they're together.
They,
every scene they have,
it's like YouTube just would not be together.
Just stop.
But anyway,
she goes to January 6th and we get this January 6th episode that they did press for.
And we're like, we painstakingly recreated blah, blah, blah.
And here's how we did it.
I was like, the show is terrible.
You're bragging about how you recreated January 6th?
It was an abomination.
Not only did they recreate January 6th and they used this.
You said it up correctly
reese witherspoon had to move out so she could go cover jan 6th and then that that was like her
relationship couldn't handle the pressure she needed to leave montana it was a nice house in
montana bill they it did seem really yeah it seemed like great real estate on this show i
think that's one of the guilty pleasures about it.
They spend the money.
Yeah, they do.
She has to go cover Jan 6.
And then she covers Jan 6.
And they recreate it so that Reese Witherspoon films her own brother.
Yeah.
As participating in the riots.
And so, you know, maybe we don't need to keep score,
but you predicted the Jan six episode and I predicted that the brother was Bradley's deep
secret. And so we just check box for the two of us. It's pretty sad that we did a podcast after
the second episode and predicted the big surprise twist. We literally predicted every aspect of it.
The show is like coming off the highway with the flashing lights.
And like, given everything that we've just said about the writing,
it's like, do we, should we feel good about the fact that we could predict it?
I mean, it's really, I don't know.
We should mention when I predicted the January 6th thing,
your reaction was like, oh no, oh God.
And then you were like, oh God, they might do that.
Oh no.
But it was like, you were horrified
then realized that this was probably where they're going.
Oh, not only did they go there, but she's in there,
she's wearing a ski cap and the COVID mask
and just filming all of the altercations
and nobody notices this five foot one blonde girl
who looks kind of exactly like
the evening news anchor,
Bradley, whatever her name is,
Bradley Jackson.
Right.
And she's just kind of milling about
as there's complete chaos on January 6th.
I'm pretty sure one person
would have been like,
wait a second.
Yeah.
Who's that?
Right.
That person kind of looks like a reporter.
And why is she filming everything now?
Right.
And then just randomly runs into her brother.
Yeah.
Great.
Odds are pretty low, I'm going to say.
Amazing stuff.
And then has to delete the file.
Right.
Big moral dilemma.
Yeah.
And then they get subpoenaed.
And then it ties back into the hack.
They've abandoned the hack.
And I really...
Which was...
The hack was what we loved the most.
That was like the best idea they had all season was, oh my God, what else is going to be in the hack and I really which was with the hack was what we love the most that was like the best idea
they had all season was oh my god what else gonna be in the hack yeah basically doing the Sony hack
and then they completely left it uh on the side maybe it'll come back but so that's gonna I think
when people ask me 20 years from now the morning show what happened there and I think my answer
would be it's like the Sopranos episode
when the Russian ran in the woods
from Pauly and Christopher
and we were all like,
I wonder when the Russian's coming back.
And then he just never came back.
Yeah.
That's this entire show.
They just,
they'll go down the road with plots.
They'll abandon them.
Things will make sense.
Then they won't.
They'll put in real time
over multiple episodes
to establish something that then just evaporates
into thin air.
Right.
And like, what is Bradley Cooper?
What is this character at this point?
Bradley Jackson.
Bradley Jackson.
Bradley Cooper.
Who is Bradley Cooper?
He might be on it next week, you know?
What is she supposed to be?
Did she win?
She's the host of the evening news.
I don't know.
And I'm very concerned that she's just going to be spending more time in therapy and they're
going to have to excavate like the mental toll that, you know, being a news person takes
on.
It's just it's really a mess.
I don't know.
I don't know what they're doing.
The other thing I love about this show
that I love hating about this show
is this world that they're in
where a morning show and an evening show
are these just super important properties
that determine pop culture as we know it.
Yeah.
Which really hasn't been the case,
I'm going to say, since 1988.
It seemed like they restaged the or they had
the met gala or like the a fake version of the met gala recently and then every single member
of the network was at the met gala it was like 50 people from the morning show and then a few
you know other fashion people and i was like that's not really how the Met Gala works.
Right.
And it's also way bigger.
Do you feel like there's not enough ridiculous cameos?
Is this show ridiculous enough?
Are they just pouring a bath and seeing how hot it is
and putting their foot in it,
but not just jumping into the hot bath?
Who else would you want?
Bradley Cooper,
now that you said it,
he's got a movie to promote.
So once the,
you know,
once everyone's working again,
I would be happy to see that.
What's off limits?
Like would,
could George Clooney
be on the board
of the TV station?
Oh, sure.
That would be great.
Where's Meryl Streep?
Bring them all too.
You know what I'm saying?
Where's Jack Nicholson?
Oh, I'm all. Like, could Jack Nicholson? Oh, Amal.
Could Jack Nicholson just come out of nowhere as like a Rupert Murdoch figure for six episodes?
There's a really good movie from about like 10 years ago called Morning Glory that's also about.
Like, I don't know what Morning Glory is.
Jesus.
It's like I'm not married to somebody who watches all of those movies.
This is for everybody else listening.
It stars Rachel McAdams,
but also Harrison Ford
and Diane Keaton.
Let's bring that morning,
fictional morning show
into the universe
of this morning show.
You know what I'm saying?
And just have everyone
competing against each other.
I fully support it.
I would say this show
is a combination of
what they think a more exciting Nancy Meyers movie would be crossed with like an episode of 24.
Right.
Crossed with the West Wing, but with more money.
Right.
And higher salaries for everybody across the board.
Crossed with them trying to do Succession, which is...
Right.
With like a dash of Succession.
And not landing it.
Yeah.
But the real reason we watch is because we love Billy Crudup in this show.
I mean, he's the North Star.
He's the foundation.
He's the only one who wins no matter how ridiculous it is.
Even when they try to
humiliate him and shame him and have him sing Ain't No Mountain High Enough for reasons that
remain unclear, he escapes unscathed with no dirt on him, no grime. He just ascends over this
bloody mess. Do you think he's writing his own lines? I know that we talked about this at the beginning of the season, but I do wonder whether he's putting like the crudup spice on his dialogue at this point.
I think it's very pot.
Like, I think if you gave him true serum and some shots,
he might be like, yeah, I might make up some scenes myself.
He's a talented actor.
He has a lot of stage experience.
He can make any dialogue work, but I do kind of think that he's just bringing his,
his own stuff to the table at this point.
Cause you can tell his material is just funnier than everybody else's.
Do you think like somebody who works for the morning show,
listening to this would be upset?
Like,
do they think it's good?
Like what's going on there?
I would love genuinely to talk to someone from the morning show in a, would be upset. Like, do they think it's good? Like what's going on there?
I,
I would love genuinely to talk to someone from the morning show in a,
in a constructive and positive way. I would like to know what their goals are.
Cause when they,
when they laid out the January 6th thing and how painstakingly they,
and I was like,
Oh no,
they,
they think this is like really good.
I,
the thing that I don't understand is their relationship to like real news events and why, in addition to being a very expensive and fun soap opera, they feel that they need to not not just recover, but like weigh in on every single hot button news issue of the past 20 years and like that we want them to be
part 60 Minutes as well as, you know, part Dynasty or whatever. We need the morning show to make me
reevaluate how I thought about some of the biggest stories of the 2020s. Yeah. I just I don't
understand why that is so important to them
and whether they think they're succeeding.
See, what makes more sense to me
is that they lean toward the TJ Holmes.
Oh, yeah.
Who's that lady he had the affair with?
I don't remember.
On the ABC, Amy, somebody?
Who was married to Billy from Melrose Place?
Right.
And it became a whole thing?
It was, page six dined on it
for like a year.
Yeah, we need more
page six stuff on this show
unless,
oh boy,
now they get to tackle
Roe v. Wade.
Pretty sure I didn't need
the morning show
to Wade into Roe v. Wade.
No pun intended.
In the middle of the,
like,
Reese Witherspoon,
Julianna Margulies,
like, honeymoon in Montana,
they just decided to throw up like a news report of like
the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
And I was just like,
I sent you that screenshot
just being like, why?
Like why?
Why did you need to do this?
And they just look so gloominess.
Like, I know, I know she's gone.
I didn't need more fake news
report about it oh what a show um so what do we think with three episodes left any predictions
okay before we go well did you notice that in john ham's characters what's his name paul
in paul's speech paul ham paul. Yeah, Paul's speech to the newsroom.
They asked who was behind the hack.
And he very confidently said, we think Russia.
So I am very afraid that they are returning to the hack and a Russia subplot that is somehow going to involve the missing war correspondent boyfriend.
That's a good call.
I and I don't that's not where I wanted this storyline to go.
Any of the storylines.
It's not where I wanted it to go.
That's pretty good.
OK, what happens with Bradley Cooper then?
I mean, Bradley Jackson, Bradley Cooper.
What happens to Bradley Jackson?
Yeah.
So here's an interesting question. Is
the subpoena and
whether or not
the deletion of
the tape is going to be revealed
in the metadata or whatever? I don't know.
I'm not a tech person.
So she'll have to resign. Yeah.
I think so. But then will that also be
here is the thing I've been really
concerned about is the Stella Paul Marks plot,
a gambit for Billy Crudup to leave the show at some point
because he's like, I've had enough.
Well, listen, if he leaves the show, I leave the show.
I mean, me too.
Yes, I think everybody knows that,
but I think Billy Crudup knows that too.
And he's like,
probably like I've given my best.
Is it a Rob Lowe
West Wing situation, right?
Where he's just like,
Give him the Hamptons house
that he lives in in the show.
That should be his
season four salary.
What happened to that realtor
that he spent one night with
and then texted?
Do you remember this?
Oh, I'm aware.
The most upset my wife was
in the first seven episodes
was she had the
Cartier bracelet that you have to screw on and off.
Yes. Yeah.
And she was like, you don't take that off.
No, of course not.
If you're at somebody's house, you'd have to ask for a screwdriver to take that off.
This is ridiculous.
Right.
That was what made her the best of any dumb plot on the show.
But that is like the best note for the whole.
Yeah.
That's very important. Yeah. It's is like the best note for the whole. Yeah, that's very important.
Yeah, it's true.
The show really needs to know.
And then I assume Ham and Aniston will break up.
Sure.
And then he'll try to blow up in a rocket, though,
like they might actually like try to blow him up.
I can't believe they sent all those people
in the zero gravity machine
for one dumb plot line of this show.
I have, there's one real life character I would love to see them bring in.
Okay.
And that is Hunter Biden.
Oh, that is a really good one.
Because if they're going to do January 6th and Roe v. Wade and COVID and, you know, all
these real life things, isn't Hunter Biden one of the top five things?
And could they have an actor playing Hunter Biden
or somebody who reps him?
And could you work him in?
And maybe Bradley Cooper's partying with Hunter Biden,
Bradley Jackson.
Here's a question.
Yeah.
Is Biden the president in the world of The Morning Show?
Do they ever say Biden?
They don't.
They do the succession thing where
they don't say who the president is. But yet they're dipping into all these other real life
things. Right. So I guess they could just create a character who was not named Hunter. Yeah. Okay.
That's really interesting. They don't actually, they will say Ruth Bader Ginsburg, but they won't
say Biden. There's only one person I know who watches this show unironically and loves it and is
upset when we make fun of it.
And that is John Jastrzemski of The Ringer Gambling Show and the New York New York podcast.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
He heard me talking about this and him and his new wife were listening and they were
like, wait, you don't like the morning show?
Now it's like an actual reaction.
I was like, wait, are you serious?
Right. And we argued about it. So there are people out there that morning show? Now it's like an actual reaction. I was like, wait, are you serious? Right.
And we argued about it.
So there are people out there that are,
well, it's fine.
We don't judge those people.
My understanding of the New York sports world
at the moment is that you need an outlet, right?
You need a safe space.
Oh, this is, I love when you talk sports.
Well, here I am, you know, I'm logged on.
It's a real time to be living in the home
of a Philadelphia sports fan.
It's been a rough New York sports ride.
You're right.
Yeah.
They need the morning show.
Except for Sunday.
But, you know, whatever people take from this, whether it is hate or enjoyment or just reconnecting with friends on a Tuesday night, you know?
Well, that's why we call it Guilty Pleasure.
And here's the announcement.
Starting next week on the Ringer Dish feed, we're going to be launching a podcast called Guilty Pleasures. Yes. It's basically the Bizarro Prestige TV podcast, and it's going to be on
Ringer Dish. And we needed an outlet to cover a shotgun wedding with Jennifer Lopez and every
morning show episode. And believe me, there's a lot of
material. And just like that, will I be able to speak about the end of season three? We might go
backwards and run back every end just like that episode. And you can do it with Chris Ryan,
who thinks Sarah Jessica Parker is the premier comic actress of our generation.
She is wonderful on a show that could also use some writing guidance.
Yeah.
So guilty pleasures.
Can't wait.
Guilty pleasure or guilty pleasures?
Guilty pleasure.
Yeah.
I think singular is easier to say.
Singular is easier.
So that's going to launch on Ringer Feed.
It will operate Ringer Dish Feed and it will operate a lot like the Prestige.
There will be a lot of people on there.
It's very important that we launch this before the start of Hallmark holiday season, which
is coming, which, which I don't know if you've seen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know if you've seen some of the matchups they have for that.
There's a, there's an Andy McDowell movie coming out.
Like there's some of the, some of the greats are coming back to Hallmark.
Anyway.
All right, Amanda.
It was good to see you.
I'm sorry I kicked your ass
in the big picture Denzel draft.
It's, you know, you were kind to me.
The voting was one sided.
It's okay.
Sean brought me in.
I beat up everybody there
and I got the W and I'm now one.
I'm undefeated now.
That is really true.
I just liked having some energy that wasn't Sean's energy on the podcast. there and I got the W and I'm now one, I'm undefeated now. That is really true. I, uh,
I just liked having some energy that wasn't Sean's energy on the podcast. So I thank you for that. It was fun to all of us turning on Sean at various points, how every draft goes.
Thanks Amanda. Bye Bill.
All right. That's it for the podcast. Thanks to Ariel and Amanda and Howard Beck.
Thanks to Kyle Creighton and Steve Ceruti for producing, as always.
And I will see you on this feed on Sunday with The Cuz.
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