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We haven't done this, I want to say it's been longer than I thought.
Maybe like mid-December, late December, somewhere in there.
We're overdue.
Last year, yeah.
Yeah.
It's been a while.
Biggest thing that's happened, Dan Jenkins died,
which Curtis wrote about and talked about in the press box, so I don't want to go into it in too much detail.
The one thing I will say, it is that the last of those old school sports writers that we all kind of grew up reading about that, you know, someday when I get to be an adult sports writer, I'll be at the Masters and I'll have a scotch and Dan Jenkins will be there and I'll smoke
and we'll blow cigarette smoke on each other
and then write a story on deadline.
It just feels like it's a million years ago now.
And reading those stories, that was my reaction.
What was your reaction, Jason?
I mean, absolutely.
The era already fell over,
but his passing definitely closes it.
And I agree.
I mean, the lives that these guys led don't exist for anybody anymore.
There is no next generation of Dan Jenkins. That door has closed.
Yeah. And I guess I got in this conversation with somebody where I was like,
I think we all love to imagine that the old guys naturally were that cool.
That just being a sports writer in the 60s, you wore a certain kind of suit, right? You drank
a certain kind of way. And I think that's all true. But I think the secret is I think Dan learned
that all stuff from the movies. I think he was watching 40s movies and he always just struck me
as a guy who was like a movie star pretending to be a sports writer. Oh, interesting.
And he was that idea. If you cast a sports writer just right, the guy always had the last line,
always had the last word, knew how to handle a discussion, knew how to talk to a bartender in just the right way.
That was Dan to me. The other sort of dynamic is the idea of the writer just writing the piece and then putting the, you know, the magazine comes out and that's it.
That's that. And we all know that nowadays just publication is kind of
phase one of what it is to be a sports writer in 2019, that that just sort of, you know, fires up
the engine and fires up the conversation and you're responding to people immediately. And then
there's this whole other secondary life a story takes on as people, you know, go at it and you
go back at them and so on. And just the kind
of having a separation from all that just feels so unusual. I also think, you know, anybody who
became famous at Sports Illustrated, it was basically like 10 famous sports writers now all
kind of grouped together because there were no national sports writers back then.
And that was really the only place you read Sports Illustrated, you read Sporting News
and Sport Magazine.
And for a few years, they're inside sports.
But other than that, your local newspaper was only the people that lived in that city
in the extended city that read it.
So I thought all these Boston Globe guys were amazing.
And Bob Ryan and Lee Monfield and Ray Fitzgerald.
But Curtis never read one of those dudes.
There's just no way.
A columnist in Mississippi made this point.
He's like, if you grew up in that certain era,
and it's kind of our era too, by the way.
It was my generation.
Then I think, how old are you, Jason?
I'm 79.
No, but I'm in my mid forties.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So somewhere between Curtis and me
and you are in the middle.
But yeah, that was our extended generation.
And if you heard like the best sports columnists in the world are Red Smith, Jim Murray, and then you could update it for us, Lupica, you know, whoever the hot guys were in the 70s, 80s, Mitch Albom, whatever.
You couldn't read those guys.
No.
But Dan Jenkins and SI came to your mailbox is what this guy in Mississippi was writing.
So they had this huge advantage.
You had to go to the library and hope those guys wrote a collection or something like that.
Oh, yeah.
I remember being at some bookstore in Massachusetts when I was in college.
And Mitch Albom, he used to do these greatest hits books called Live Album.
The Live Album.
It wasn't even the first one.
It was Live Album 2 or 3.
And I'm like, oh, this is Mitch's album.
I've heard it.
And I bought this book and read all the columns.
And I was like, this is really cool.
You get to read Mitch's album.
And now we have internet archives.
People always ask me, why haven't you done a collection of your things?
And I was like, I guess I could.
But why would people could just find them online?
Like, why would they have to read them in a book form?
What did Kornheiser call his book?
I'm getting paid in cash or I'm back for more cash.
Yeah.
There was bald as I want to be, I believe.
Right, right, right.
So back to Jenkins just for a second.
Like, I think if you made that Sports Illustrated roster
and you were being pushed,
especially in the seventies and the early mid-80s,
you just had a much bigger impact
than you would have had anywhere else.
If you're in Boston,
even if you're in the New York Times,
I just don't think it's the same audience.
Absolutely.
So that era feels like,
it feels like with him,
he was the last of that group.
And now I don't know who's who's the who's
the dean now curtis who's the old guy uh nope nope not the guy i'm sitting across from right here
are you the dean kevin clark who's the guy who's the link to the 70s and 80s the guy who was right
there on deadline with a typewriter and cigarettes well now we now we're in the 70s, 80s generation.
So who is it?
But most of those guys, like, you know, Mike Lupica is like, you know,
the Daily News kind of doesn't exist as a thing anymore.
Yeah.
I mean, the difference, right, is that those guys don't have their publications anymore.
I mean, so now we're kind of on the 90s generation of guys who are still around.
You know, it's Shaughnessy, right?
I mean, he starts late 70s.
Come on.
You're asking me who was in the press room, Bob Ryan, but he's not even writing that much anymore.
You know, it's funny. I have a hot take on this. TV has killed the Dan Jenkins successor generation.
I was just about to say, cause it should be like Kornheiser and Wilbon, but those guys don't write anymore. That was that that's exactly right. That's the portal, right? That's the move. You
were to acquire a degree of fame, and then you are going to move into television and get your
big payday and get your house on Nantucket. And that was that. Listen, guys, I tried. It did not
work. I'm back in the newspaper business. I want to update, let me update Dan Jenkins just to end
this conversation, but this will, this pulls him into the present. Yeah. Here's the secret of him. He was a huge sports nerd. He was a giant nerd. He was not one
of the, he was not like Jim Murray where it's like, this is good comedy material for me,
but I could also be doing showbiz or I could be doing the business page or whatever. Dan was a
huge sports nerd and he dragged people to college football and golf because he was so excited about
it. He was a great writer,
but he was also like, I am so fucking excited to write about this and to be at this major and to
be at Texas OU that you person who's not really interested in that would be excited too. And
that's people all the way through. That's you. That's Zach Lowe. That's other people who have
Brian Phillips on tennis who goes, this is so incredibly cool, you have to read this.
Yeah, yeah.
And that to me is like the thing that you can bridge him way, way back to the 50s and 60s and get all the way to today.
Yeah.
Brian, you're just repurposing material from the press box.
I am.
I have like nine thoughts.
The thing though is, I think he's probably the last guy that was never interested in being a multimedia.
Wait.
Because you think like.
Wait, what about the novels?
Well, but that's the thing.
He was the old school version of that.
His version of branching out to sports writing was like, I'm going to write novels and I'm going to try to write screenplays.
But that version of that now is I'm going to get a podcast.
I'm going to try to go on TV.
I'm going to try to be on Pardon the Interruption
or whatever. But people aren't
really thinking.
Maybe Lupka's, I guess,
doing that too. He's writing those young adult
books. But Jenkins,
how many books did he write?
Maybe double digits.
But he also wrote a whole bunch of screenplays
that we probably never saw. He wrote Beverly
Hills Cop 2, the first draft.
You know this?
Is that true?
In London.
You didn't know this?
I somehow didn't know that.
He wrote the unproduced screenplay of Beverly Hills Cop 2.
Wow.
You need to have a live reading of that.
That was Axel Foley's caddying.
He's undercover.
Yeah, he was at the Royal Turnberry.
One other thing, and then we'll let Jenkins go,
is just one of my favorite things that you brought up
in one of the pieces you wrote.
I can't remember if it was the Grantland feature or the recent one.
He just decided he didn't like Tiger Woods.
He just didn't like the way Tiger Woods had handled some things
and basically feuded with him, but it wasn't even a feud.
It was like, you haven't kissed my ring,
so I'm not going to acknowledge you either. And they had this kind of icy distance between them.
And it's hard to imagine. I think he's the last writer who could have done that without everybody
going, wow, you're a huge douche. Why are you handling this this way?
Everybody sided with Dan.
Yeah. They're like, how dare Tiger Woods not kiss Dan Jenkins'
ring? And the way Dan told it to me was he went to Tiger when he was first blowing up and he said,
I want to talk to Tiger and ask him some things. And I think he'd like to ask me some things,
meaning like, what was Ben Hogan like? What was it like to be on the course of every major with
Arnie? He'd like to ask me that. And the word came back from Tiger's camp, like, no, he wouldn't. And he was not happy about that. And yeah,
Tiger was on the shit list forever after that. Yeah. I think golf and boxing were the two most
sports writery sports, right? In the seventies, eighties, even the nins. And golf now, we watch golf and people enjoy it in the moment.
They tweet.
They put little GIFs.
And you're never thinking like, I can't wait to read the big think piece about this in
SI three days from now.
But the tournament's over and six hours later, I'm done.
I might hear the House Golf Podcast on it.
But same thing with boxing.
Used to be the fight.
Then the second part of the whole spectacle was four or five days later,
the big, awesome, giant essay about it.
And that's gone too.
Now we just have Jason Gay writing a quickie 1,200-worder
for the Wall Street Journal.
And then I don't think about it anymore.
Yeah, that's it, man. Did Jenkins ever
do the sports reporters, by the way?
I don't know. Hard to
believe he didn't get asked. He wouldn't stoop down
because all his acolytes were on there. Lupica
Kornheiser. Those were his
guys. He probably was like, I'm not
flying to New York for that
nonsense. Curtis and I were texting. There's
this great sports book
about the history of Sports Illustrated.
And there's this part about Rick Riley
where it's, and it's small.
It's like a paragraph,
but it's about how
as he was really starting to hit it big at SI,
he was basically doing this bad Jenkins impersonation
of kind of drinking a lot
in the golf club house this one
night. Not on the page, but off the page. Off the page. And somebody was like, it was like watching
an exaggerated bad Dan Jenkins impersonation. But people were offended that he was trying to be Dan
Jenkins off the page, which I think is good for the legacy of Dan Jenkins. And Dan was not cuddly.
So Dan made sure everybody knew what was going on.
Yeah.
And Dan was not put his arm around him.
Oh, he's all right.
Yeah.
He, you know, he was the kind of guy who wouldn't let you forget.
He wouldn't let people forget something like that.
So all the guys from that era of SI, DeFord, he's not alive anymore, right?
Frank died.
DeFord died.
Jenkins died.
Yep.
Mark Cram died.
Yep.
Andre LeGarriere is long gone.
Long, long gone.
Is there anybody left from that?
William Knack died.
That's right.
That's another recent one.
It's been a lot in the last year.
So that whole crew is gone.
Knack, DeFord, and Jenkins all recently.
Jesus.
I want to come back to this because I want to do this thing that I didn't tell you guys about sportsbooks at the end.
I'm ready.
Let's hit some topical stuff first.
Jason, you wanted to start with this Antonio Brown.
He's going to Buffalo.
People are starting to write pieces about it just because it started on Twitter.
And then 24 hours later, it turned out he
wasn't going to Buffalo. What did, what did you, what did this mean in the big picture of how we
cover sports to you? Well, it's even better than that. I think a lot of people went to bed thinking
Antonio Brown was on the bills and then woke up and he wasn't on the bills. Uh, so like a nightmare,
you know, you wake up and it's a totally different thing the next day. But I mean, it's funny to segue to this from Jenkins, because I feel where celebrity is now in media is in these folks who are kind of the high frequency day traders of sports media, the people who can give you the scoop on who's going where and when, who's breaking their contract, who's getting traded, who's signing with whom, who's getting drafted.
Obviously Wojnowski is the biggest of them all,
but I think there are a lot of people.
Schefter's probably right there alongside him.
That's how you get the big bucks, and that's how you get real value
at especially a big sports media company like ESPN.
And I believe it was Rappaport for NFL Network who's very good
and had bad
information or late information or someone was giving him, you know, just, you know, just bad
stuff. And he went with Bryant to the Bills. And it was a story. And I believe, Bryant, correct me
if I'm wrong, that the Schefter corrected somewhat quickly or say that it was not happening. And so there was some sort of intrigue almost immediately as to whether or not this was going to be a real thing.
There was insider on insider action, which is always the highlight of these things.
That's one of Curtis's favorites.
That's when we get the Godzilla versus Mothra kind of matchup.
Well, it should almost have a name because there's a certain ploy where people completely undermine the other tweet while not acknowledging it.
So it'll be like Brian just said it was raining outside.
And then I come in and I go, such a sunny day here in LA today.
There's no sign of rain at all.
So it's close to the process reports.
I'm clearly talking about your tweet but not
acknowledging it. Yeah, they rarely acknowledge each other,
do they? They credit each other sometimes. I guess
Chris Haynes doing the Hulk Hogan thing
about Hayward signing with the Celtics
to Woj, right?
That was pretty much the...
They don't normally get that direct.
No, they don't. I would say
it's raining first reported by Brian Curtis of The Ringer.
I would say we're in this weird era where you trust one max two guys in every sport.
And everybody else feels like they're batting 200.
Like everybody else feels like they're okay.
But especially on the big ones like the antonio
brown they're probably not going to get that so it's like you know schaefter and glazer and then
it's kind of woge and you know haynes will get a couple but it just it feels like there's now that
it's all agents it feels like there's two or three guys have everything locked down sometimes one
and everybody else is just kind of guessing
and they're wrong a lot.
Or running with one source.
Fundamentally, all these guys
started as very good reporters
and getting information
that people didn't want out there. But as you
get more popular, people start to
give you information. Then you start to be in the
information exchange business. And then you really
achieve some sort of strange singularity where you yourself are a story by virtue of the
fact that you're just paying attention to it. The fact that you have turned your eyes and your media
gaze upon, you know, someone's destination, it makes it significant, makes it real, makes it in
play. The biggest example of that, of course, is, you know, the way that, you know, the Anthony Davis stuff went down with Wojnarowski, where he was, you know, not just revealing this information, but this was obviously sort of the beginning of the process.
This was, you know, something that had been, I don't know, embargoed is the right word, but just however it worked, they went to him to obviously get that information out there and it kicked off the whole of the craziness.
And he kicked it off on a Monday morning. That starts the news cycle. It's like,
can you get this out an hour before first take? But by the way, that's no different than what
happens in any other sort of media business. We see it, you know, I work at the Wall Street
Journal, you know, corporations are like this. They go to favored reporters to, you know, break
corporate news often. Politics, Vanity Fair yesterday, you know, announcing Beto O'Rourke for president. I was going to say.
This stuff happens in virtually every format. And it's usually, you know, a status thing of
the reporter. You know, the higher you are up on the food chain, the more likely they're going to
come to you with the good stuff. I guess my fear with it is that
if people are relying on information for their success and how high their
salary can go and stuff like that, it reduces the chance that they're going to be super critical of
anybody who might give them that information. And that enters a weird place that I think has
started to infect sports a little bit and is one of the reasons why the media coverage has been so player-friendly, especially in basketball,
where the basketball coverage now is so apologetic for the athletes. We've talked about this on the
pod before. This is not a new topic, but I'm amazed over and over again how people who cover sports are siding with the players over and over again versus some sort of balance or questioning it or even this whole LeBron thing.
I feel like I'm a dick because I'm like, this is bad what they're doing, what LeBron and Rich did to the team, to the young guys.
This is just bad behavior.
But I felt like I was kind of on an island a little bit.
Like Curtis, there was a couple other people who were.
But for the most part, I don't understand why everybody can't agree that this is a bad
way to be the best player in a basketball team.
Same thing with Kyrie Irving.
If you're being a dick, it's OK to say, hey, that guy's being a dick.
I think it's shut it down
chic. The idea that
you have to just immediately
make some sort of radical step to preserve
your value. And what I
despise about it is that it's just so binary.
The idea that like, oh, of course, Zion
Williamson should never play a second of college basketball
again. He's a fool not to. Well,
absolutely, Zion Williamson
should look after himself,
and he should put his financial interests and his future ahead of anything else.
Certainly not Duke University, anybody else in the student population.
But I'd really like to see him play in the tournament.
Is that wrong?
Can I want both of those things?
Can I want Anthony Davis to be happy and play in a basketball community
that he wants to play in but also want to see him finish out the season
for the Pelicans?
I mean, it makes a lot of sense to shut LeBron down for the rest of the year.
But what about the people who have tickets, who have purchased tickets months in advance
to go see a Laker game?
You know, we have to think of those interests.
Is it wrong to think of those?
Yeah, and sometimes there's no 100% right answer.
I think there's nuance to stuff.
And it's okay to admit that there's nuance to stuff. It's okay to admit that there's nuance to stuff.
It's okay to admit two things are right too.
I just think that.
Or that two things are wrong.
Like the jazz fan who,
who said whatever he said to Westbrook and got Westbrook all upset,
whatever the exact wording was,
was obviously completely out of line.
And Westbrook was out of line too with,
with what he said back.
And I'm,
he can say that I would handle it exactly the same way.
I think that's crazy to say
I would have handled it exactly the same way
to say that you're going to fuck up you
and your wife too.
Like you shouldn't say that.
Sorry.
We don't have to apologize for that.
Like Westbrook should not say that, period.
I happened to watch First Take that morning
after that happened,
which was a lively edition of First Take.
But I think they actually got to that point.
They got to both are wrong here.
Good.
They were mainly focused on the fan,
but they also said
you can't threaten somebody
and you can't threaten his wife.
The fan video was kind of amazing
because the more that guy talked,
he sounded like someone describing
like a UFO encounter.
It just got less and less believable
with every sentence. It was amazing.
Well, then his tweets started disappearing and then his account got deleted. And part of the
reaction when you see a story like that is you just immediately transfer it to the larger picture
of, oh God, I hope Trump doesn't tweet about this tomorrow at seven in the morning.
For sure.
And it really did seem like that was in play for a little while.
But yeah, I think this is a really weird time
specifically for basketball coverage.
I think football seems to be where it was
for the most part.
We still have our information guys
and people breaking down stories and writing about teams.
But in the basketball, the way these athletes now,
Jason, a few months ago on this said, was talking about
the parallels of celebrity journalism and Vanity Fair and Vogue magazine compared to how these
basketball guys are doing it. And, you know, you can kind of tell when they want to get the right
narrative out. They all run the same playbook, right? They'll go to a certain person that they
know will give them the kind of interview they want. They might go on a podcast. They might come on a podcast like this. If they feel like,
hey, I want to show somebody I'm a thoughtful guy. I want to shoot the shit for an hour and
prove that I have a sense that there's more to me than just basketball. But what's interesting,
maybe I'm just older and I think about this stuff more, but it is funny to,
I'm always looking at what are the motivations?
Why is this person doing this?
And I feel like it's more transparent than ever what some of these motivations are.
What do you see, Brian?
Can I ask a related question?
Yeah.
Do we really believe NBA players are less happy now than they were 10, 20 years ago?
This is a theme you've been hitting with Priscilla.
You talked about it with Adam Silver.
It was Adam was the first one that talked about it.
I felt like Adam started it.
Because when I was listening to that interview,
he goes, he was talking about
this Jordan documentary that's coming out on ESPN.
He goes, you know, boy, those teams, you could
just tell there was a certain camaraderie there.
I'm like, wait a second. Are we
talking about Michael Jordan?
Who was the biggest asshole
to his teammates? I love Michael Jordan. My God the biggest asshole to his teammates.
Sam Smith got two books out of him.
I love Michael Jordan.
My God, that guy was an asshole.
And if you read the Jordan rules, every single bull basically wanted off the team during the 91 season.
They all wanted off.
And I'm just like, if they had Twitter accounts and if they had the power that NBA players had now, wouldn't they have just done
the same thing in 91? Are we really less happy? Look, I'm not of that born on Twitter generation.
So I do understand there's a difference. The younger people interact with the world and they
certainly interact with the online world differently than I did growing up. But do we
really believe they're less happy now or do we just believe they have more power now that they can say,
screw this.
I don't want to be dealt.
I don't want to be part of some giant trade.
So I'm going to speak up and I'm going to control the exchange as much as I can.
They also have too much time on their hands.
The season is too long.
You know, there's more days in between.
And I feel like there's so much dead air now in the NBA season that a lot of these stories
take on life because of that.
I have a follow-up to what you just said, but we're going to take a quick break.
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All right.
Off of what you just said,
the answer is basketball players have always been unhappy.
Yes.
Everybody's unhappy.
There's been books written.
Journalists are unhappy.
Yeah, yeah. There's been books written every single decade
about unhappy basketball teams
with copious amounts of evidence
that there's been no nirvana in the past
where it was like, man, if it was only like 93,
we're all so happy that year.
If you read Breaks, I just reread Breaks of the Game.
And that entire book is about an unhappy basketball team
in a league that isn't doing that well.
But then there's a whole section about how the Seattle Sonics are really unhappy. They just won
the title, and now Dennis Johnson's making everyone miserable. And there's anecdotes about
that. And then there's an anecdote about how unhappy everybody was to play with Kareem for
years. And it's just, this is what the league is. You put 12 dudes together, only five of them can play.
They're all making varying amounts of money.
And it's going to be really tough to catch everybody,
you know, on the right level of happiness.
And when you see it, when you see the team that is happy,
it's usually a team like Sacramento or Brooklyn
that's younger.
The money hasn't really come in yet, but yeah.
I bring this up because I think it comes around
to what we're talking about with transactions.
When we went into transactions world
as a sports writing society,
we started talking about these guys differently.
We started talking about them as salary dumps
and throw-ins and-
Expiring contracts.
Expiring and amnesties.
And they stopped becoming basketball players to a certain extent.
And they've just, a lot of them became like monopoly chips
you push around the board.
Pieces. People literally say pieces.
And when I do see these guys speaking up,
I do wonder, it's like, would I want to be talked about that way by everybody?
Like that everybody's a GM and the way they think of me
is this thing that's going to
fit in or not and if as soon as you don't like it you just dump it and I'm like if I'm going to be
dumped in 10 seconds because there's some deal that's better if camaraderie and teammateship
why wouldn't I why wouldn't I react to that and be like if Bill's like you know with Curtis we
love Curtis great guy you know great good writer writer. But we have this trade with Yahoo where
he's a great throw-in and he makes the salaries match.
I'd be like, fuck you. I don't want to go.
I don't want to go there.
No, my answer would be
we're not discussing Curtis.
If Ward-Jarowski called me, it's not true.
Curtis is untouchable. You know what I mean? I just don't think I would
want to be talked about like that. Well, and that's how everybody,
especially like you look at the young guys in the
Lakers, and we have now, I've heard this, other people have heard
this, people have reported it, like that profoundly affected those guys when the Davis thing happened
because it was Rich Paul telling Wojnarowski and Rich Paul was one of LeBron's best friends.
And it wasn't hard to connect the dots. So I think this has been, you know, I think it's affected
the Celtics.
Tatum has been thrown into every Anthony Davis deal,
even though they're not even allowed
to trade for Anthony Davis.
It's definitely affected, you know, the Golden State,
like the future of that team.
But there's a good example of, I forgot about this,
but when we did the sports rewatchables,
when Harrison Barnes was on that 2016 team
and the Durant stuff had started.
And in the OKC game that we did, he played OK, but in the finals, he really fell apart.
And I have to think part of that had to do with the fact that he knew if he didn't play well,
they might not want to keep him.
It's just an interesting dynamic that I don't feel like is that old.
Well, we're also talking about, to bring it back to the beginning,
that this is metabolic rate, right?
The sports media metabolic rate is faster than ever.
You said something at the top about how something would happen
and you would wait a couple days because you can't wait to hear what Dan Jenkins
or read what Dan Jenkins said about the Masters or said about Michigan, Ohio State.
And that's gone, that whole notion, because everything has to be instantly processed,
not just in terms of the person sitting at home watching the game immediately commenting it,
but the athlete themselves going into the locker room at halftime sometimes
and seeing their performance evaluated or their job status evaluated on a day-to-day basis,
not just by professionals,
but everybody. Everybody has a voice now. And there's really not, in the digital world,
there's not a great deal of differentiation between sources. And I think it just makes people
crazy. I mean, this is being studied now. What Adam Silver is talking to you about at Sloan
is a condition that is not specific to NBA superstars. It is far and wide,
and it has a lot to do with the idea of just people being a isolated, but also just,
you know, feeling overwhelmed and feeling that they just do not have a life apart from that
digital existence. I do agree with what Bill said earlier, about we've now overcorrected a lot in sports writing. 70s, 80s, 90s, there was a lot of finger wagging old man sports writing going on about
players. Athletes are ruining this for us. And they're all, and you're selfish. If it wasn't
for the athletes, sports would be so much more fun. You're selfish to want a lot of money because
you're one of the most famous people in the world. How dare you? How dare you brag about your last contract?
And I think it's almost totally to the good that we corrected a lot of that because it was bad.
You look up a lot of columns.
They don't play well today from that.
Just a lot of those are just insane.
The late 90s are the last.
So that was 20 years ago.
If you go back and read a lot of the basketball stuff back then it's
borderline racist it's like look at
what are these black guys doing is the
underlying theme of a lot
of the pieces why can't these guys be
grateful for the money they've had it's really
unseemly
but I do think you can be so
sympathetic to one
understand the player
that you do get to a point where you're like
well what if that guy's just the problem what if he's a dick that's okay to say i saw andy mccullough
clubs baseball at the la times say this he's like when did we get to the point where we just can't
call a player out anymore and to your lebron point it's really funny because the one of the few
people i saw just dig it in on that was bill plaschke at the LA Times. He's just being a columnist like a columnist has been for 100-ish years.
Yeah.
And he's like, wait, I'm not feeling any sympathy to LeBron.
I'm not feeling sympathy to the Rich Paul LeBron entertainment experience.
He's screwing up the Lakers.
And so I'm going to write repeatedly that he's screwed up the Lakers.
And this is a big disappointment.
Yeah.
It'll be interesting as this goes with the Kobe fans too
because there's that whole Kobe fan faction
that really resents this LeBron thing.
I can't take credit for this.
I heard it somewhere else, but when LeBron passes Kobe for points,
I can't remember who said this.
Somebody was like, he's going to have to make sure he does it on the road.
I was thinking that's absurd absurd and then i'm thinking like he probably will make sure he
does it on the road i don't know if you want to do that uh that in la but it's you know the buddy
buddy aspect of this stuff and look i had duran on six podcasts you know it's it's not like i'm
the ringer has been guilty of some of this stuff too
but i one of the reasons i had him on because i was so interested by how candid he was being
about everything it was like just this resource it was like i don't know when this is gonna end
i want and by that last one i felt like he had started to kind of close the fountain you know
he was much more if you go back and listen to like the mailbag podcast we did, he's just letting it fly.
It doesn't give a shit.
And by the sixth one now with this next thing looming and all this stuff, I think he has to be a lot more careful.
But in general, I wonder like what, if the Artest melee happened right now, how would it be covered compared to how it was covered in 2004?
Because think about the Artest family, right?
Fight, settles down, guy throws a beer at Artest, hits Artest with the beer, and Artest goes in the stands.
And our reaction was, I can't believe he did that.
Why did he go in the stands?
Now I feel like people would be madder that the guy threw the beer at him.
Right?
Am I crazy?
Absolutely.
What do you think, Jason?
Well, first of all, just think of the way it's processed
because it would be processed in real time.
The idea that you had to wait for SportsCenter
or the next morning to see a clip of it on television.
I mean, you just get it immediately.
I mean, the Westbrook thing was fascinating
just as sort of a similar
I mean that was not a similar situation at all
but that clip
of Westbrook was released before
we knew anything about the fan and what the fan said
you know that sort of thing went around
what the heck is Westbrook doing and then later
we find out that the fan was acting contemptibly
too and I just think that
everything will just happen
so much more instantaneously and it'll be as
toxic as you can imagine.
I don't think it's going to be some sort of like,
it would be some sort of like more progressive reaction to it.
I think that you would just be as ugly as ever and you'd be watching it all
just unfurl immediately.
I,
I,
I sort of disagree.
I think we would,
I think what you're saying is right.
We would immediately,
I think the reflect, the reflex for a lot of sports media now would be what made the player do that? What
did the person say? Let's at least put the ourselves in the player's shoes. Yeah. Um,
if you, did you watch shut up and dribble documentary? I did. So remember that little
part of that where Bob Costas is confronted because he used the word thugs around that
incident. I mean, imagine the first sports writer, sports media person who used the word thug in 2019
to describe a player doing that.
The person would be dead.
Toast.
Well, I remember the studio that night criticized the fans.
Remember right after the Artest Melee happened, the guys who were in the Bristol studio were
like, I can't believe the fans did that. And those guys took heat the next day. Like, why are you blaming the fans? But now
I think the guys would say that in the studio. But also like, you know, just to go back to a basic
element of this, I just feel like what we describe as the media now, it's not like people sit around
and wait for like the five pashas of like mainstream sports journalism to weigh in on
something. I feel like what the players think of as the media
is everybody with Twitter accounts,
everybody on Instagram.
It's everybody.
Everybody has a say in all this.
And the sort of instant stream of invective,
and that is as ugly and toxic and racist and brutal
as anything you can imagine from any generation now,
today in 2019,
I don't think that players look at it like nowadays,
saying, well, I saw the Rotten Tomatoes ratings of sports writers,
and this is what they thought about what happened in the Malice of the Palace.
I think the reaction would be really, really ugly.
Well, we should mention that they don't have to read this stuff.
I think there's a difference between the guys in the 70s,
if you're playing basketball and somebody's sitting behind the bench
yelling epithets at you for the entire game,
you have no choice.
You have to hear it.
Nowadays, that guy is kicked out in five seconds.
And what people, when they talk about...
This is such a great segue, Bill.
I can't believe you're just setting it up like this
thank you
the social media vitriol
is ultimately
you can avoid it if you want to
there is some
voluntary
Kevin Durant doesn't have to go in his replies
and read 2000 people
saying shitty things about him if he doesn't want to.
So I don't know.
Or if James Dolan does not want to hear someone saying,
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Yeah, so
James Dolan.
I've been waiting for this.
Yeah, me too. It's great. Let's do it.
Folks, if you want to fast forward
yeah it's right here
so what
so Michael K
let's start there
he gets 45 minutes
with James Dolan
and a binder
and James Dolan
says a bunch of crazy things
Michael K
could have
definitely nudged
on some stuff
and
I thought Kid Gloved
did a little bit
but did a good job
of nudging him
in the right direction
there were some nudges.
There were good nudges.
That's a really hard interview to do because you have a crazy person.
You want the crazy person to come back another time on the show.
You're getting good sound.
You're winning with the thing.
But on the other hand, you could really nudge.
And if he had really nudged back, I feel like Dolan would have gone off the rails because he's obviously very close.
Did you like how we interviewed him, Bri? I did. I also liked the way that the words are just spilling out of James Dolan's mouth. Whenever I hear an owner interviewed, you realize we don't
hear these guys talk that often. For a reason. They're in our minds and in our stories all the
time. But then you hear him talk and you're like, oh, wow, these people are bonkers. Yeah, really crazy.
And just the way he was, how fast he was talking
and just, you know, he would kind of like,
okay, we get a question out like half second later,
just the words are falling out of it.
It was wild.
He made up a word.
What word did he make up?
I think Jason Concepcion was telling me about it.
It was like, it was a cross between stupendous
and tremendous, but he used it as a noun
so it was like stumination.
It was unclear.
It was barely audible. What were you going to say, Jason?
Yeah, let's not wimp out here, Bill.
Let's go right to it. Are you in a
conspiracy with Daryl Morey to
break apart the New York Times?
Well, we think that was the GM, right?
I assume he was implying either Ainge or Morey.
Ainge who I've met like three times for a total of eight minutes.
I went to Ainge just because that's what I thought Dolan would be thinking.
So if Morey, I'm legitimately friends with.
And I've admitted it.
I've talked about it.
And it's been a recurring theme for the last 12 years.
He's been on this podcast a bunch of times.
The funniest thing about what... Two really really super funny things one was that that daryl morey would be threatened by free agents meaning durant i would say over anybody
else going to the next daryl morey would drive durant to the airport if he left the warriors to
go to the next everything they literally the greatest thing that could everant to the airport if he left the Warriors to go to the Knicks. I mean, literally the greatest thing that could ever happen to the Rockets
is Durant leaving the Warriors.
So that was funny.
And then the part about, you know,
like there's this conspiracy to stabilize the Knicks.
All of these people are coming together
and trying to make it seem like they're not stable.
It's like, dude, you've already done that.
You've done that for 20 years. You were the model for answer as of dysfunction and destabilization. I don't have to do anything. So that's the second.
And then the third part is just like, as a Celtic fan, I hope he owns the team until
2080. I don't want him to sell the team. I want him to keep it. Please, you're terrible at this.
Just to clarify, you're saying no,
you're not in a conspiracy with Danny Ainsley and Daryl Morey.
It was a non-denial denial.
What is it like to be the recipient
of a major fourth wall break like that?
When you heard that Dolan was calling you out,
what did you think?
Well, this was especially funny
because I played nine holes of golf that day.
And I just did,
I turned my phone off
because if I get the phone,
I get distracted.
And I got off the course
and you turn your phone back on.
And especially when you,
we have 92 people that work for us.
So anytime I turn the phone off
after two hours,
there's that split second where you're just like,
man, I hope nothing happened.
And whether nothing happened could be something
that was somebody that works with us
or some sports story or just something awful.
And this was the combo of the Odell trade and Dolan.
And it was just like, I just had all these texts
and I'm like, what has happened?
Then Dolan and people are just texting me, Dolan, exclamation point. I'm like, what has happened? Then Dolan and people are just texting me Dolan exclamation point.
I'm like, what did he kill somebody?
What happened?
And then I realized what it was.
And then it was just so funny.
Like I was just immediately amused and so happy.
It's like, really?
Plus like to deny that he was courting offers is insane.
Cause so many people have the same story about this, like in the rich guy circles, because they were all mobile as in to try to put a bid for it.
Well, if you look at the interview, you know, he does these very choreographed interviews and he did one with ESPN a couple of months ago where he talked at length about, you know, the team and his ambitions and plans for the team and why the Knicks are different than the Rangers. And he said a couple of things that seemed to me to be very, very much flagging,
you know, make me an offer, folks.
One was the fact that...
He named a price?
He named a price.
But secondly, he talked about, you know, how, you know,
and we all agree that sort of the business of the NBA is franchise valuation, right?
Well, the Knicks are the most valuable franchise in the NBA, shockingly,
but they are because of where they are and so on.
And he's saying, like, look, they have single-digit increases now.
This is not a business where I'm going to somehow,
my team is going to be 10 years from now,
it's going to be worth twice as much as it is now.
I don't see it having that kind of thing.
So that says, if you're talking about anything,
that that becomes an opportunity for a seller to sell.
Those seem to be real indicators that, you know,
if he was not explicitly, you know, putting the team on the market,
that he would at least listen to a very substantial offer.
But I think the big thing with the Knicks as an offer
is that it's just a big price.
That's a very big price.
It's not Steve Ballmer $2 billion for the Cl price. That's a very big price. It's not Steve Ballmer,
$2 billion for the Clippers. It's a much more expensive endeavor. And there aren't that many
people who can pony up for that. I've talked to a few people about this. And what's changed about
how these franchise prices have just gone through the roof. When you think about what the Philadelphia 76ers
were for sale, and this was this decade. And I think they went for like 260 and some of it was
debt assumption. And at that point, it's pretty easy to put together a group of rich guys. You
borrow some money. This guy puts in 30. This guy puts in 100. This guy puts in 15. You're good to
go. And in this case, I think a realistic price for this
Knicks team is like, let's say 3.7 billion, right? They're probably worth two and a half.
And then there's the rich guy tax of if I own the Knicks, I become the hot shit in New York.
That's worth like another billion point two. The problem is it's really hard to cut a check for
$3.7 billion. Like there's's only two dozen Americans who could do that
who probably care about sports.
So if you're saying, I don't know, $1.5 billion
or something like that, that would be the majority interest.
You would still have to find all this other money,
and the word is out in the street now, minority owners.
It sucks.
You're putting all this money in, and you're basically just getting courtside tickets and that's it.
You have no say in anything.
It blows.
Right.
Yeah.
How would you like to put in $1.2 billion and get parking slot number two?
You know, like that just is a, it's a big ask.
I had somebody tell me, and I don't think I can credit them, but it was a great idea.
I'll credit them in the next pot if they say it's okay.
That the way to do this to buy an expensive team would be like,
let's say the Knicks are three and a half billion.
You put in 1.5 billion near the controlling owner.
Take the other 2 billion and you make it public.
You go Green Bay Packers basically,
and you just sell the interest.
And now everybody owns that other part.
And now you're still the majority.
I don't totally understand the economics of that,
but I thought that was a really interesting idea.
So somebody buys it and they say that other two billion,
I want the Knicks fans to own it with me.
Half the Knicks is like a public company.
Yeah. Or like the Lakers or whoever it is,
or like the Pittsburgh Steelers, whoever it is.
It's like, come on in with me.
We'll own this together.
Let's save the Knicks together.
And they do it that way.
I thought that was kind of interesting.
I was going through the list of billionaires
who could cut this check.
So Bezos is one of them.
They would have to like sports is the thing.
Stan Kroenke has a basketball team, so he's not him.
He's got three teams.
Are there other Walton errors that could,
Sam Walton errors that could step up to the plate?
Like Michael Jordan got the Bobcats.
Like Bob Johnson sold them.
He might be the only person who's lost money
on an NBA team in the last 30 years.
Incredible.
And Jordan probably put in 100 million of his own money
and that's it.
When these guys like LeBron talk about, I'm going to own an NBA team someday.
It's like, you might be part of an ownership group. Like you're not going to, the amount of
money it's going to take to own an NBA team. I don't see it. Bill, do you worry at all that,
you know, James Dolan has kind of doubled down here and is going to be so agitated at you that
were someone to come to him with a check for
3.7 or 5 billion dollars that he would stare at and say like if i take this i have to say that
bill simmons was right i don't think he cares about me as much mad at bill simmons that i'm
just going to tear this check up i don't think i have anything to do with it but i will say this
you might have given knicks fans another 20 years of James Dolan.
Believe me, I'm as unhappy as Knicks fans would be about that scenario.
I do think there's a stubbornness with him that is completely irrational
that we saw with the Isaiah Thomas thing.
And this is something that is a recurring theme in Dolan's life of like,
you're not going to bully me into doing blank.
And with the Isaiah thing, it was like clear. The move was like, you got to get rid of this guy.
What are you doing? And at some point he dug his heels in. He was like, you're not going to tell
me to get rid of this guy. I'll do whatever I want. I'm James Dolan. Don't tell me what to do.
And that's feels like that's now happening with, you're not going to bully me into
selling. You can bring your signs to, I'll kick you out. This is my place. Is there another owner
in the NBA or sports in general who would have done the same thing? Can you think of anybody
who would have like had someone call, Hey, sell the team. And they would have had their, you know,
goons remove them from the arena. I think Robert Sarver would do that, the Suns owner.
He's basically James Dolan with worse PR.
He doesn't have the profile that James Dolan does,
but he's just as bad.
That seems like a mess.
Jimmy Haslam, are we totally convinced he wouldn't do it?
He wouldn't actually do it, yeah.
What's weird is every time Dolan gives one of these interviews,
it's clear that it really annoys him that the fans have so much say and sway with all this and it's really like a how dare you how
dare you people this is my team this isn't your team it's my team how dare you well what makes me
weird and what makes me crazy about it is it's so not New York.
I mean, thin skin, man.
That's supposed to be something you shed the minute you walk into the city.
You're not supposed to be the kind of person who has rabbit ears for criticism.
I mean, it's a fundamental right of living in this town that you can say what you think and we're good tomorrow. And the idea that someone
is banning people permanently
for petty commentary is crazy.
I don't know.
Trump's from New York, right?
There's a model for thin-skinned
and ban the media.
Who is this guy?
This did feel very Trump-ish,
this whole thing.
But yeah, it is.
Well, first of all, start here.
He inherited the team.
I think we forget this over and over again
with sports owners is
you have the owners that are usually the best owners
and there are a couple of exceptions,
but for the most part,
they're usually self-made people
that are just incredible businessmen
and are billionaires for a reason. And then they
eventually turn their attention to this sports thing. And they're like, now I'm going to do this.
Now I'm going to make this successful. When somebody has been handed a team,
it's either because their husband died, like the New Orleans Pelicans lady, Gail Benson,
or their dad died, or their dad got super old and gave them the team.
This doesn't mean that you have credentials
to run the team.
Jeannie Buss, who has been in the business world
for a while, I'm not sure that means
she should own the Lakers.
Her dad did, her dad did a great job.
She probably learned some stuff.
We have no evidence she should be a successful owner. We have evidence james dolan should be an owner she's kind of funny
there's no other world like when my son turns 25 he's not going to take over the ringer
like okay guys wow is that a new break wow okay here's ben simmons he has some ideas about how
to incorporate fortnite into our uh into our coverage Fantasy is going to go out and buy a car.
All right.
Way to go.
Well, we do have the root for the second generation scenario,
which is you're kind of in that zone with Jonathan Kraft right now,
if I'm not wrong.
I found myself in the Stephen Jones.
There's the Stephen Jones faction with the Cowboys.
There's a right way to-
What if the self-made guy, isn't it time for the self-made guy too?
You might be onto something, Curtis. Simmons
versus Dolan might just be a ruse
to take attention away from the whole
Kraft thing.
Come on.
He's an old, old widow. Come on.
I will say
the one way to do it
and this has had mixed success, but I do
respect when people at least do it, is Jonathan Kraft really did try to go up the ladder as a real business person and have different experiences.
I think Genie did to some degree.
Kirk Lakob on the Warriors, who really since he got out of college and his dad took the team, has tried to work his way up the front office as a real basketball guy and really put the time in.
I don't know. I like when people do that. I can't imagine James Dolan
kind of put the time in as a potential owner.
This is like Don Graham at the Washington Post. I'm going to be a reporter and I'm going to be
a sub-editor and I'm going to learn the business thing and then all the way up.
Yeah.
That's the respectful air.
The New York Times publisher. I met that guy recently.
AG. Sulzberger's
they you know they
operate almost like a monarchy
but they try to keep the times of the family
but whoever is the next person
up they have to start
at the bottom and work their way up and
experience all these different parts of the newspaper
before they're ready to do it it It's smart. James Dolan, that has not happened.
But the funniest thing with all of this is that he seems to think he's a good owner.
And it's like, I don't interfere with my guys. I've given you everything you've wanted.
Yeah. I've spent money, but he doesn't realize that hiring people is part of this.
And if you're absolutely a 1 out of 10 F- at hiring people,
that means you're a bad owner.
Does anybody think they're a bad owner?
Ever?
Did Marge Schott think she was a bad owner?
I think older owners think they were bad owners.
I think they acknowledge it as they get deeper into the thing.
I think they understand that they were rash and made bad owners. I think they acknowledge it as they get deeper into the thing. I think they understand
that they,
you know,
were rash
and made bad call.
I think that
any sort of wise owner
would be,
you know,
alert to that.
You think?
Yeah.
I think
they may not say it though.
I think you're in such denial
at some point.
You're just trying
to convince yourself
whatever your reality is.
I gave you Phil Jackson.
You asked for Phil Jackson.
I gave you $60 million worth of that guy.
You've always been a success in business, and it's hard for you to admit.
And you're probably making money off your terrible basketball team.
Right.
Dolan certainly is.
So you convince yourself, of course I'm a good owner.
He hasn't been a bad Rangers owner, apparently, because he's hired a little better on that
side.
Yeah.
Another incredibly overrated franchise.
The other move, of course, is for everybody,
everybody in the sort of greater New York area
to become massive fans of the J.D. Straight Shot band
and just to buy so many records
and to stream so many songs
that they become such a global phenomenon
that they are on world tour constantly,
like the dead or something.
And, you know, he's not able
to attend to the team because it maybe just falls out of interest with it because he is a full,
full on rock star. I mean, that's the Irving Azoff connection. Is it right?
Yeah. And, and by the way, those guys are incredibly successful in the music side.
So it's not like he is a, he's not a bozo as a businessman. He just doesn't seem to understand that owning a sports team is different than owning the MSG music side of things or whatever else they have.
It's easy to be not a bozo when you inherit a lot of stuff.
True.
He could fix the subway.
You don't do anything.
You're not a bozo.
James Dillon could literally fix the New York City subway and people would be like, sell the dicks!
It just
overwhelms everything. And I agree.
Yeah, there are business enterprises that he's involved
in that are wildly successful.
The next thing just outweighs everything.
This thing now, this showdown
with this lawsuit with Steve Ballmer,
it's basically
Dolan and Azoff against Steve Ballmer who
wants to build a basketball arena
right next to the new Rams arena that's coming out.
And they're trying to block it.
And they're either trying to block it
because they really don't want it to happen
because they want the forum to be the exclusive place
that anyone would hear music there,
or they want to get cut into it.
Now they're messing with somebody
who has made a ton of money in his own time,
who is just as stubborn as those guys are.
And it really has the chance to be one of the, it's like a Billions season.
It's not a Billions episode.
This is like season five of Billions, this conflict with Jeannie Buss getting brought in.
Like Axe is the only person missing.
That was the incredible part of the story.
They wanted the Lakers to move back to the forum,
back to Inglewood, essentially,
to preempt the Clippers.
And she's calling Ballmer balls in the emails,
B-L-L-Z, like derisively.
And I'm like, how are you putting this stuff in email?
You're the owner of the Lakers.
You're putting like a huge plan in there.
But yeah, this whole thing this week,
because I've been thinking a lot about owners
and just what we want from owners.
And I actually think the worst kind of owner
is what the Celtics had before this latest ownership group
where they had the Gastons
and they had Paul Gaston's son, who's a legacy kid,
who didn't want to spend money,
didn't want to be accountable for anything.
Wasn't it Paul Dawn's son?
Was it what?
Wasn't it Paul was Dawn's son?
It was Paul Gaston.
Yeah, it was Don Gaston's son.
Didn't want to spend money,
didn't want to be accountable for anything.
They made decisions that made the team worse
to save like a million bucks.
And it was just like the worst case scenario.
I guess if you're going to do silver linings with Dolan,
like at least he spends money, I guess.
Like at least Phil Jackson, like that came from a decent place.
Like this guy's a legend.
We'll bring him back to New York.
People were excited about that at the time.
But I look at somebody like Sarver and I'm like, wow,
everything you've done has been.
Everything's terrible.
Yeah.
You've actually, you're hurting.
That's a great basketball city.
And those fans now actually are starting to not like basketball because of him.
That's probably the worst case.
And as a Cowboys fan, I'm in the, we haven't won anything in 20 years,
but Jerry Jones is wildly accountable.
He's the most available person in the NFL.
He's the most accountable person we have.
He's more available than offensive linemen.
He's just like, here we go.
Got an hour? Let's do it.
Brian, let me ask you a question about Dolan,
which is that if you were his media strategist,
a position we don't know whether or not that exists.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think he's answering the
phone i think that person just keeps resigning a day into the job right it's like yeah uh what is
the move i mean i think the move is you know total isolation and never do an interview ever again but
uh if in lieu of that what would be the strategy for polishing up his image?
I don't actually know if the interviews hurt him.
Do we think they actually hurt him at this point?
I think he's such a toxic asset.
I think there's no downside.
It's like Trump.
At this point, he can say anything.
It's not going to change anything.
I mean, you're in the city with back pages that just want to tear you apart every single day.
I do feel like the sell the team thing is going to get momentum in a way that it's been.
And Jason probably has the best feel for this out of anyone because he's in New York.
But it's been percolating for a few years now.
And it feels like it's going to hit some sort of tipping point if they don't get these guys this summer. That's what the problem is.
If Katie doesn't come and Kyrie doesn't come and now it's like, hey, we got Jimmy Butler.
That, that, and hey, we spent six years tanking for Jimmy Butler and the fourth pick in the draft.
Here's Cam Reddish and Jimmy Butler, everybody.
We did it.
It's not going to go well.
So.
And the Mavericks
win the championship. That'd be bad.
Now, conspiracy theory,
you could argue
he's definitely
got a little swagger these days,
old Jimmy D. He's like, I'm the
owner of the Knicks. This is great.
Maybe he knows he's getting KD,
and that's why he's feeling himself a little bit.
That thought occurs. That thought has definitely occurred.
He's acting a little irrational confidence,
Deanne Waderzy,
with some of the proclamations,
which makes me wonder.
I mean, this is a team that the best free agent
they've signed in the last 15 years
was Omar Stoudemire,
who had no knee cartilage left,
and they paid $100 million to him.
So it's not like free agents have been
batting the Knicks away.
It's tampering irrational confidence.
Yeah.
That's exactly what it is.
Who is your favorite crazy owner of all time, just out of curiosity?
From our era?
It could be anybody.
Anybody since you've been alive.
God.
My favorite crazy owner.
Pretty hard to top Bob Irsay.
Oh, wow. Because he was on Twitter. No, that top Bob Irsay. Oh, wow. Because he's on Twitter.
No, that's Jim Irsay.
That's Jim. Oh, Jim. Bob is the
moving trucks. I thought we were talking about Jim.
Jim was sadder, though.
Bob Irsay was pretty good.
Jim's got some major issues.
Yeah, Don
Carter of the Mavericks when I was growing up.
Speaking of the Jordan rules rules there's this great scene
where he's
I can't remember
who he's trying to sign
off the bulls
but he has this whole speech
about do you believe in God
and all this stuff
when he's trying to sign
him to a free agent contract
it's like
it's like your interview
with the televangelist
before you get
the big free agent deal
yeah
and he wore a cowboy hat
at courtside
he was
that's a good one
yeah he was
he was a good one
that's kind of old school NBA.
Marge?
Well, Marge,
it was such a tough ending.
It's a long couple of years.
I mean, think about it.
30 years ago,
people being horrified
by something somebody said.
Can you imagine Marge in 2019?
I feel like the whole country
would shut down for a week
as we regrouped.
Steinbrenner, I actually think has become underrated.
Yeah, we forgot.
For the amount of media that he generated just day after day after day.
But I think the lost guy for this is Charlie O'Finley.
The A's guy from the 70s.
And I think there's one good book about them.
But the amount of crazy shit that guy did and just how off his rocker he was
culminating in.
And they won.
And they won.
They won all these World Series.
But then he guts the team in this just batshit way.
He just basically sells all his players in 1976.
It'd be like if Dolan just sold Porzingis for $50 million, but then also sold Kevin
Knox and sold their lottery pick and got
$100 million and was just like, fuck you!
That's basically Charlie
O'Fiddley.
So I love it. I think he's my
sleeper. I agree with you about Steinbrenner.
People have forgotten the Dave Winfield stuff.
I mean, it's just...
Imagine if that happened today. Bill, where
would you put Victor Kayyem?
Oh, that was brief.
That was brief, but bad.
Yeah, if we did like a bad behavior by owners podcast,
the Victor Kayyem episode would be strong.
If you were played by Phil Hartman
on an episode of Saturday Night Live.
That's true.
That's a bad sign.
You're in the Notorious Owners Club.
So how many owners have been played by an owner,
by an SNL character?
Only a couple.
Has Jerry Jones been an SNL character? I don't think so. He should be. He should have been. Hey, SNL character. Only a couple. Has Jerry Jones been an SNL character?
I don't think so.
He should be.
He should have been.
Hey, SNL, make Jerry Jones a character.
Steinbrenner, definitely.
Victor Kaye, I am.
Steinbrenner hosts SNL?
Mark Cuban, I feel like, has been made fun of.
Is Steinbrenner on SNL?
Steinbrenner hosted.
Hosted.
Yeah.
Incredible.
That is amazing.
Steinbrenner hosted.
I feel Steinbrenner is kind of a missing link in terms of when people talk about the president, they talk about his style
and his sort of like, you know, just the way he works. I feel like Trump was very much inspired
and awestruck by George Steinbrenner. No question. And think of like Trump coming of age in the sort
of peak Yankee era of George being maximum George,
then being exiled from the sport and then triumphantly returning.
I see all these kinds of parallels there.
Very blustery.
Do you think Trump would have paid somebody off for bad information about one of his best assets
and gotten suspended for a year?
Because that actually happened.
Check out the Dave Winfield story.
Yeah.
It feels in play. All right the Dave Winfield story. Yeah. Nuts.
It feels in play.
All right.
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Okay, so we're going to move to another great story.
The college cheating scandal that included Lori Loughlin, a.k.a., and Felicity Huffman. And seems like it has the potential to
be a domino that bleeds in the college sports for like the next 10 years. I read the Pat Forty,
Dan Wetzel piece yesterday about there's two names in that story that are like two famous
behind the scenes college basketball people. And I just wonder if this is the start of
seven years of stories.
We took care of the PressBox overworked Twitter joke of the week in like five seconds with the
Aunt Becky and wake up San Francisco jokes from Full House, which were really epic. You're in
big trouble, mister, with Mary-Kate and Ashley Ellison wagging their finger. I had two absolutely
favorite details from the USC part of this. Number one was one of the fake women's basketball players that was signed.
She, of course, was not playing basketball for USC.
And somebody came up and said, what's wrong?
Why isn't she on the team?
Thinking there's a real legit basketball player.
And the excuse the AD came up with was, oh, she has plantar fasciitis.
So as a society, we've been, oh, that's that thing Tim Duncan had.
No question.
I got no more questions.
Can't fuck with that.
Plantar fasciitis, we just assume like that's it.
That personal partner.
Could be three years.
That was amazing.
And the second one is they actually got a fake football recruit was involved.
And I was thinking like, this is amazing because college football fans know who all these guys are.
They don't, there are no like mystery football recruits.
They have video, they just everything. And then I found out, oh, it was a kicker. And that's like
the one black hole of college football recruiting media, because you get these guys and it's like,
oh, he was nine of 15 in his high school career, but he hit a 50 yard and he was great at a camp.
And so you're like, yeah, sounds great. It's going to be the next, next great kicker at my school,
but that's how they snuck it in.
Those are my two.
Those are my two.
It's one of the last positions where you have these kind of like natural,
like,
you know,
fines like,
Oh,
you know,
he played Aussie rules football and we found him at a circus and like all
this kind of stuff.
And like,
yeah,
he's not a known quantity in the same way that a quarterback was.
Wasn't the kid also from a school that didn't have a high school football
team?
There was that. And somebody tried to get into a quarterback was. Wasn't the kid also from a school that didn't have a high school football team? There was that.
And somebody tried to get into a sport
that USC didn't have,
it was lacrosse.
Yeah.
And they're like,
well, they don't actually have lacrosse.
We're gonna have to pick another fake sport for you.
USC lacrosse.
So, you know, my question here is like,
you know, we have some children among us.
Bill has the ones that are closest to college,
but still a ways away.
This feels like a story that
has all kinds of elements of wealth and privilege, but also just super 2019 crazy parenting. And
do you see parallels here between the lengths to which parents will go to get a kid into school
and the kinds of stuff you observe in, you know, youth sports and just parents and travel teams and all the nuttiness there. Yes. Okay. Next segment. I just dealt with
it. My daughter was applying to schools here for ninth grade and, and, you know, there's only so
many spots and so many schools. And as the story, this happened after we found out where everybody
was going. And I was thinking this story, I'm sure this must have happened with at least one of the schools, right?
As a parent promising, well, if you let her in, I'll do this.
Got me thinking though, I should start doing this with ringer internships, right?
Oh.
You know, a lot of people want to work here now.
We're the greatest website in the world.
Not a lot of spots.
We don't have a lot of internships.
They want a side door to the ringer.
Just random parents coming in.
We're willing to be bribed here at the ringer.
We get so many internships.
Poor Kyle.
Hey, Kyle, you have an intern now.
His name is Jack.
He's got ADD, and he doesn't know anything about sports,
but he's going to be your new intern.
Never produced a podcast.
His high school didn't have a podcasting.
Breaking microphones as he's setting them up.
He's like, no, no, no, we can't touch Jack.
He's here.
But no, this is all part of the same beast,
is parents becoming competitive with other parents
and wanting the best for their kids to a point that, This is all part of the same beast is parents becoming competitive with other parents and
wanting the best for their kids to a point that, and also wanting to impress people in
their lives, right?
Yeah.
The stuff about like trying to get your kid in a pen because it's an Ivy League school
and now you're paying off people at pen because you want to tell your kid, your friends that
your kid got an Ivy League school.
I feel the NCAA part of this is just a complete stalemate.
The whole NCAA thing. And
this goes to Zion and this goes to everything else. We've basically, the media has decided
that amateurism is fraud and a con and wrong and et cetera, et cetera, but nothing is happening.
So it's kind of like every time- Nothing ever will happen.
And so there's sometimes, every time a case comes up, everybody gets really mad. And like you were
saying, pointing at the Zion thing, like, finally, we've hit it.
This is the moment the dam breaks, but the dam doesn't break.
It will never break.
And so we're all just kind of, there's just nothing to do at this point.
Just from a how do I write a column perspective, just nothing's going to happen.
We all want to be there at the moment the dam breaks.
That's as a journalist, any dam breaks.
Celtics win a title, the amateurism dies,
baseball goes out of business, whatever it is, but it doesn't happen. And so we just kind of
gin up all this energy and then you kind of go, okay, well, nevermind.
And people seem to be underrating that it's actually really fun to play college basketball.
Titus and I talked about this last week on the pod. It's just like, Zion's having a great time.
He's at Duke. He's with all these dudes. He's playing in front
of a packed house.
He's being idolized.
He's never had
any of these experiences before.
This isn't a bad thing.
And he's going to make
a lot of money.
Yeah, I mean,
I think,
not to sound like
a Wall Street Journal columnist,
but I think the market
will solve this
before the NCAA ever does.
I think that what you're
going to have happen here
is leagues,
whether it's G
or somebody else
steps in
in another sport.
These leagues are created in their content,
and people will watch them,
not in the numbers that they would watch high-level professional sports,
but they'll watch low-level professional sports
because it's young and interesting,
and these are people you can follow.
And then college sports can go off and be college sports,
and you have the regionalism and the excitement
and the sort of fan stuff. And I don't think it's essential to college sports. And you have the regionalism and the excitement and the sort of fan stuff.
And I don't think it's essential to college sports
to have the best of the best of the best.
I truly don't.
I don't think you're like sitting at a national championship
and saying, I have to see one of the greatest running backs
in the country right now.
Well, we're not getting the best of the best now.
We're getting people that are
unfinished products for a year in
basketball. Especially in basketball.
In football, it's a little more finished.
Because you get three years and
junior, you're pretty much there.
I think what Jason said
is the key point. I brought this up to Adam.
He didn't take it and run
with it, which made me feel like that was the one time
he got, I don't want to say dodgy but um I think the G League is what solves all this at least for
basketball there's no answer for football but I think if they pour real money into the G League
and have a 30 team league that has like a 25 million salary cap and play they stagger it so
that maybe it starts in like July and goes all the way through to January,
and then those people, it's this 50-game season,
and then they can join the big team at the end.
There's a way to do this where they can just make money from it.
And once that happens, college is done.
I mean, done as a place to see Zion Williamson.
And candidly, it's better for college to be that.
It's better because you don't have the headaches.
You don't have the problem of having to police
your top tier talent from getting income.
And it's just ridiculous.
But I think that what they're frightened of is like,
what does that do to the television product of it?
If it at all arose the audience,
is the gravy train slowing?
And that's the issue for them.
Well, think about this.
So I was reading in Breaks of the Game, which is set in 7980, and I'd forgotten this.
The CBS has the NBA contract.
But then the year before that 7980 season, they go all in on college basketball for the
first time.
And there's this real fear that they talk about in the book with the NBA people that
college basketball is going to surpass us.
Wow.
And what are we going to do? And they're showing all these college basketball games,
they're tape delaying the NBA games. And this is less than 40 years ago. And now we're looking at
college basketball going, wow, this could really just be the MLS basically compared to the Premier
League of the G League in 10 years.
I really think that's conceivable.
And I also think you're going to see, and there's no reason legally this could not happen,
that if you're going to create the G League and you're going to create an avenue for young people
to not go to college and professionalize, well, you could also do that for people who are in high school.
There's no problem.
I mean, we have it in soccer.
It exists.
We have IMG Academy, right?
Exactly. And I don't think that there's anything
preventing teams. You will see
players enter the
Houston Rockets system. Players
enter the Sacramento Kings system.
There's nothing standing in the way of that legally.
Well, Doncic's rise
I think is a fun
example of how this might work someday.
Because he was a pro when he was like 16.
As an 18-year-old when he would have been in college
playing a 30-game season,
he played an 85-game season or something for Real Madrid
and was playing against the best pros overseas
and he turned out fine.
So he was making money from age 16 on
versus somebody like Zion
who's only making under the table money this year,
and then will make real money next year.
But maybe that's a solution.
I sort of think that I agree with Jason in the sense that if something's
called the University of Texas, Longhorns, football, basketball,
I will watch them.
If some of these people peel off and go to a pro league,
I'll still be interested. And by pro league, it's still the uniforms.
And by the way,
as,
as NBA tapped the brakes guy officially here at the ringer,
um,
NCAA tournament and the NCAA is going to be the biggest thing in the world
versus the G league.
I just,
just a mild correction for the,
for the foreseeable future.
Right.
I agree.
I get carried away with the G league.
Like who,
like I'm talking about literally nobody is watching the G league, right? The NCAA term is a billion, billion dollar, away with the G League. I'm more talking about... Literally nobody is watching the G League.
The NCAA tournament is a billion dollar,
bazillion dollar business.
If the G League had your top 10 prospects every year,
basically if they had the top 30 players who were freshmen...
Is there going to be a crazy 64-team tournament
starting in March with everybody's alma maters across the league?
I don't think they can replicate that.
I think it would be bigger.
I'm just saying, like, college basketball is gigantic right now.
Even though we're peeling off players and they're staying one year,
that's still a huge business.
Even if you remove the top 30 players,
I still feel like college basketball, March Madness,
that would even be more fun.
Maybe it's Holy Cross's chance to win it.
There you go.
Right.
No, and players would stay longer,
and you develop relationships with them that are,
you know,
more long-lasting.
But, you know,
I'm tapping the brakes
right there with you, Brian.
But the other thing
that's happened is,
you know,
part of the reason
Zion is Zion
is that there was
this whole sort of backlog
of, you know,
fan excitement about him
going back four or five years
is his school kid career.
There were videos.
Yeah.
You know, certainly all that stuff. And that's
really new. And I think that that those players getting funneled into some sort of semi
professionalized system, or low level professionalized system, I think, you know,
will have more life because of that, because people are more alert than ever of all that stuff.
And that, that's a whole other media conversation to show the Wild West of like,
high school highlights and all these people commodifying another set of young people who aren't getting any
kind of compensation.
Yeah, and that's only going to get worse and worse, too.
I'm fascinated by the MOS, and I think that's a good parallel to what we're talking about
here.
I went to an MOS game.
I have LFCC tickets.
We went on Sunday, and it was really fun.
I had an awesome time.
There were a couple good guys on each team that were like world-class guys. And then some other guys who, you know,
it would be the equivalent of, I guess the G league in the, in the NBA. But the point is the
experience was still an A-list experience. It's a great stadium. They've created these traditions and fans all stuff we've talked about on this pod before
and i think i think college hoops if you just remove the best 20 players i still think you
still have all that yeah multiplied by a hundred because of the college the loyalty the coaches
who are really the stars um the tournament, the regional stuff, the conferences,
all that stuff.
Like I really,
I don't think it would affect it other than you'd be,
you'd be removing the one thing that people like me really watch college
basketball for who don't have a team is who are the best guys to share.
And knowing you,
you'd still get interested in the second tier prospects.
I probably would.
I'd be like,
oh,
you guys good,
good second round pick for somebody.
He looks like a young Kevin Herter.
He could be a ninth guy on a real out of playoff team.
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Because I get this question, obviously this is the question I get the most.
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How do I do what you do?
Give me some advice.
How do I get into this?
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or a 22-year-old, and you had to tell them five books to go read right now that will help them
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why we care about this shit. What five books would you pick?
What jump off your head? And I did not prep you guys for this because I thought it would be better
if it was like an authentic off the top of my head. Yeah. Big subject. Yeah, I know. I know.
I, as a kid on that shelf and reading it about that age was, was Friday Night Lights for me.
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To me, the whole myth of Texas high school football,
now extended with Operation Varsity Blues, is created there.
It's just football. I grew up going to those games it's just high school high school football is good in
california too but that mythic quality that there's somehow it's it's more matters but it's
like bigger here the sun sets differently in texas so that's my number one pick what's yours jason
oh man i mean i'll just go from, you know, autobiographical experience.
At some point, my father, who was not a big sports guy,
and actually forbade me from reading the sports section,
so in the great tradition of kids who turn into things
that their parents don't want them to be.
But he gave me Roger Angels the summer game and five seasons
which is really
a funny book
especially five seasons
when you think about it
because it's just like
essays about like
baseball games
that at the time
that I was reading this
were already
ten years old
and it was just
you know
it was obviously
super literate
and it was a way
of looking at the game
that I had never
sort of seen
in a sports page
but also just felt
you know
what a great life I feel feel like, you know, and
not to bring it back again to Jenkins, but like the great writers kind of also just took you there
and made you feel you were part of it and made you feel you were in on this amazing sort of world
and secret. And they weren't just like kind of like conveying facts and information. They were
developing a whole world, like in a way that great novelist would.
And Angel is as good as it gets, obviously.
And I think that was his real secret was he created worlds for you.
I mean, he was representing worlds.
He wasn't creating anything.
Still alive, by the way.
And still alive at 90.
Maybe the last one of those, that generation.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
And the other one that I would say is Bill Russell's autobiography,
which is as great an athlete autobiography as there is.
It was written in his career.
With Taylor Branch.
Taylor Branch.
And it's just, for a million different reasons, incredibly impactful.
I think you need one truth-telling player bio in there. Maybe a Jim Bowden,
you take Russell. I think you need one big muckraking, ugly piece of investigation.
Like we talked about the Jordan rules as a good, the nineties had a bunch of them. Remember the
book about Notre Dame called Under the Tarnished Dome? Remember going to the bookstore to grab
that one? Season on the Brink that one. Season on the Brink.
Yeah, Season on the Brink.
I mean, even that's a little more high tone,
but there were just
a lot of good muckraking ones.
That's a good one, I think.
I made a little starter list
for you guys
to bounce off you guys
that maybe people could listen to.
I feel like these are
essential sports books,
but also books that
each one brought something
a little different to the table.
So Breaks of the Game, which I still think is the best one, just because of the league that
it captures compared to what the league is like now. But also he is like 12, 14 page,
just deep dives on like Billy Ray Bates and Maurice Lucas. And the access that he gets with those guys
just could never happen anymore.
So for a bunch of different reasons, I would go with that.
Wait till next year's, I think is fun.
We've talked about that in the pod before.
William Goldman and Mike Lupka exchanging essays
about this year in New York sports at Friday Night Lights.
Bring in the Heat by Mark Bowden.
There's a good one.
Where he spent the year
at the Eagles
and that was like
the early 90s
were really the last time
you could spend the year
with a team
and actually get real access.
And it's the fish out of water
where the journalist
isn't on that beat.
Right.
And he's like,
whoa, how does this work?
And obviously he went on
to do a whole bunch
of great things.
Bringing the Heat.
I'm sorry.
Playing for Keeps
was the sequel
to Breaks of the Game.
That was Halberstam with Jordan's last Bulls team.
And that's a really good book.
And he didn't have the access.
And actually, that's a better book than I think people remember.
Moneyball, Michael Lewis.
For sure.
I would say is the most influential sports book of this century.
21st.
Had to become incredibly rich and famous by writing a sports book.
Unbelievable. And think of all the stuff that it led to i mean it's clearly the most influential how to get business people to read your sports book exactly well right yeah yeah it's it's the
uh what do they call that in like you know filmmaking the x of the x like it's the money
ball of the x like that's now a substantial pitch for any book. By the way, I've listed
now six books and all of them
are must-reads.
If you're like, I want to write about sports someday,
it's like, you have to read those six books.
The City Game by Pete Axton.
Pretty good.
It's 50 years old at this point.
It's about
that first Knicks title, but I think
it's more apropos now
because of what happened to the Knicks.
I like that book.
New York basketball,
but also like the Knicks
are finally going to win the title.
And now it's like,
wow, that was 7 million years ago.
The Last Shot by Darcy Fry.
Beautiful book.
Oh, great book.
You could do a whole New York basketball trip.
All-timer.
Do Heaven is a Playground
and have a trilogy of New York basketball.
Last Shot's my favorite of all of those.
I think so.
And I think the Last Shot
came out like,
Marbury had just gotten
to Georgia Tech.
Yeah, he's like a ninth grader.
But he's a ninth grader
in the book, yeah.
And Darcy is driving him around.
Yeah.
Right?
And taking him home.
I remember buying that
when it came out
and being so excited.
But I think,
believe it,
did it come out
as a New York Times piece,
I think, originally. Maybe. Or, believe it, did it come out as a New York Times piece, I think, originally.
Maybe.
Or a Harper's, maybe?
Magazine piece.
And then, yeah, it became the book.
But that was just complete investment.
And that's not a long book either.
That's just like,
you plow through that in two days.
Loose Balls, I think,
is my favorite oral history book.
It's about the ABA
and the stories are great.
And we've all heard these stories now, but if you're 25, you might not have. That league was insane. That's the kind of forgotten place book. It's about the ABA and the stories are great. And we've all heard these stories now,
but if you're 25, you might not have. That league was insane.
That's the kind of forgotten place book. You go back to this place that was awesome and is now
forgotten.
Well, now it's a documentary. I think people are more prone to just make a documentary than do
normal history. Ghosts of Manila by Mark Cram.
Interesting choice.
About Frasier. And it was the first time I remember somebody challenging the myth of Ali.
And like, actually, he wasn't that great of a guy because he basically tried to destroy Joe Frazier's life and turn him into an Uncle Tom and called him an Uncle Tom.
And Joe Frazier still is bitter about it all these years later.
It's really an interesting reread.
Life on the Run, Bill Bradley.
Good choice.
An athlete writing really thoughtfully about basketball,
who's also playing basketball, does not happen very often.
Phil Jackson did a Maverick, but I think this book's better.
Season on the Brink, Bobby Knight.
For sure.
John Feinstein.
Unfortunately, John's behavior the last 30 years has made people less prone to like this book.
He's just crossed paths in an unflattering way with a lot of people.
This book's awesome.
Untouchable book.
And just Knight is so raw and crazy and profane and a maniac in this.
You reread it, you're like, oh my God.
He got everything.
This guy was a college coach and he just had everything.
Right.
He did six things a week that would force a resignation in 2019.
Yeah.
Agassi's book, Open, I think is probably the most influential book of this decade.
And then I really like Pride Still Mattered, the Vince Lombardi book.
Oh, yeah.
The autobiography of that.
I thought that one and the Richard Ben Kramer one about Joe DiMaggio, I thought were my
two favorite kind of-
Pride Still Matters is Marinus?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anything, any sports book he wrote, that's another.
And then Kofax, the Jane Levy book Kofax did.
Those three, if you're just looking for like diving into an autobiography of a sports figure,
I think those are probably my three faves.
And then after that, there's a whole bunch of random ones.
One that I have to mention, though,
do you ever read Thin Ice by Larry Sloman
about a year with the New York Rangers?
No.
The hockey team, New York Rangers.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
It's like Studio 54, cocaine era, a year.
It's kind of crazy.
I think it's out of print, maybe for a reason.
It's the perfect title for that.
If you're a hockey fan.
Did I mention the Ken Dryden book?
No.
What was that one called?
I wrote that down.
There's a famous one I've never read, though.
The Game.
Yeah, that was the one I forgot.
Ken Dryden, that's the best hockey book ever.
And he was the goalie for the Canadians during their big long run.
And just is also like a great writer who's writing about Guy Lafleur, what makes Guy Lafleur tick.
I can't even imagine.
It would be like if, I don't know, Andre Iguodala just wrote a book about the Warriors.
And it was this incredibly well-written book about all this.
So anyway, those are 15 that I would start with.
You don't have to read all 15.
But the point is there's a lot of great books out there.
There's tons.
Tons.
And every time I think I've read all of them, then I find like 10 more that I haven't read.
I was like, oh shit, that's been on my shelf forever. And I've never read that.
And you know, it's funny to reread a book that you love, like Friday Night Lights.
And it's like getting together with your old friends. It's like, oh, Boobie Miles. I missed
him. Boobie, we're back. Let's spend some pages together.
That's amazing.
Jason, what's the best cycling book ever?
Well, I think most cycling fans would agree that it's The Rider by a guy named Tim Crabbe.
Crabbe?
Crabbe.
But I have a secret favorite, which is a book called Dog in a Hat by a guy named Joe Parkin.
And it's like all great sports books
are written by the people who are low level, right?
The people who weren't the superstars,
the people that were in the trenches.
And this is a book about just, you know,
the dark days of Belgian muddy Kermess racing.
And it's just, you know, as you guys know.
As opposed to the golden age of that type of racing.
It's just great.
And it's just, there's so much skullduggery
and he's a really good writer and really funny.
So I recommend Dog in a Hat by Joe Parkin.
But I had a question for Curtis,
which is that what's the best Cowboys book?
Oh, I really liked the Jeff Perlman book.
Oh, I love that one.
That was a good one.
So I'm in the Bayless trilogy, probably.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I mean, speaking of the muckraking 90s,
he wrote a book about Tom Landry,
God's Coach, that was a muckraking book about Landry.
Yeah.
When that landed in Dallas.
So that was a story.
That was a big deal.
Yeah, he was basically saying he was out to lunch
like the last five years.
Oh, and he got all the players to tell it.
I mean, it's excruciating.
That's a great book.
I'd also just want to add like the player who dropped out book,
who just felt like this sports isn't for me.
I'm out of here.
And he's a little bitter about it.
Yeah.
And he's smoking dope or whatever.
Like Dave Megiesi out of the league is a great one.
There's a great one about UT called meat on the hoof by a guy who went to the
Darryl Royal UT football factory and was like, I hate this. This is, these coaches are tyrants. And we wrote that. That's a great one about UT called Meat on the Hoof by a guy who went to the Daryl Royal UT football factory and was like, I hate this.
These coaches are tyrants.
And Wilt wrote that.
That's a great book.
Those books where you realize that sports has this side of just people that are like, I want out.
I don't like this.
Yeah, fuck this.
Wilt Chamberlain's autobiography, which I wrote about in my book.
It has this cover of just this close-up of Wilt.
You're talking about the first one? Yeah. It close up of Wilt you're talking about
the first one
yeah
it's like Wilt
not just your average
because the 10,000 women
one is the one
that has all the attention now
which is an inferior book
this was 1973
and I think he was
still in the Lakers
yeah
and
it's
if you're interested
in Wilt at all
that's a good one
that's another good one
it's a must read
it's really good
I also
I enjoyed Spike Lee's basketball book that is best thing in the house yeah that's a fun one I's another good one it's a must read it's really good I also I enjoyed Spike Lee's
basketball book
that is
best thing in the house
yeah that's a fun one
I think I've read
every basketball book
that's ever come out
and what's weird is
they're not coming out anymore
I think the internet
has just kind of
swallowed up basketball books
and I'm not really sure
why that happened
I don't even know
Brian Windhorst
has a big LeBron book
coming out
like sort of like a
is that true?
LeBron's second chapter yeah yeah he does a copy yeah there are books about katie
steph curry books lebron books kind of come out but if they're like the big kind of like
unexpected work of reportage of what a lot of these are you know if zach low decided to go
write that or something right that book has not come out in a while well be interesting like what
if somebody wrote a book
or wanted to write a book about LeBron and his buddies
and this whole empire they built,
but it was going to be like,
I'm not, this isn't going to be a kiss-ass book.
I'm writing everything.
I think it would be really hard to write a book like that
because I think they'd have so much influence
that they would just shut out
who that person could talk to.
Because we saw this happen
with the Michael Leahy book
about Michael Jordan, where Jordan decided,
I don't like the idea of this book.
And that dude got frozen out for a year
and the resulting book was not that good
because he was so bitter about the lack of access he had.
But also like books are just reverse engineered now.
It's partly a function of the business now.
Like they start with the idea of who can get on television,
who can get out there and promote,
and people are going to care about.
And so if you have access to an athlete,
having LeBron and Maverick Carter run around
and talk about the book on national television,
which obviously they would do.
If it's flattering.
Yeah, right.
So their involvement is central to it,
is the most important thing.
And who writes it and how good it is
is secondary to that.
You forgot the live album three.
Live album four.
I wonder if these infomercial documentaries
that everybody's making have replaced the book.
Everybody's got a crew following them,
filming them for some documentary about,
here's what it was like when I came back from knee surgery.
I feel that's happened.
I feel like the reality show
replaced the magazine piece,
like Ice Truckers.
That's a great magazine piece
that turned into like
multiple seasons of a reality show.
Right.
And then you're right,
then the sports doc kind of just,
you might've murdered the sports book.
I mean, it's like once,
because once it's a 30 for 30, it's my fault. It's fault. But like, once like you do the 30 for 30 SMU scandal,
like that'd be about five years ago, that would have been in the zone of somebody can go write
that book and remember somebody who was there and can go talk to everybody and get Eric Dickerson
and all that stuff. But I do feel like once you see the 30 for 30, you're kind of like, I'm
satisfied. I forgot to mention the fab Five book that Mitch Albom did,
which I have complicated feelings on
because I know Jalen's side of the story with it and everything.
I was going to say it was also pre, we found out a lot.
Yeah, we found out a lot after.
But in the moment, that was a pretty meaningful book
because I hadn't really read somebody who spent time with college athletes
who were having their jerseys sold for a hundred bucks
while they barely had enough money to buy two big Macs, you know?
And it was such a moment that somebody captured that.
It was such a moment. And I'm glad that book exists. I, I,
there are still a ton of sports books being written because they get mailed to
my house all the time. And then in the baseball industry,
there's baseball books coming out left and right. And I think,
I think there is an audience for them because they wouldn't keep making them
if,
you know,
I,
what,
what book is out there?
What book do you wish you could read Brian?
Right now?
That's not written.
Yeah.
Which book do you wish somebody was working on?
It gets back to where we were with the NBA player thing.
But if,
but if Kevin Durant decided to write the real book, sure, I'd read that.
With a ghostwriter?
Don't you think?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't you think if he wrote the Wilt book now and just laid it out, wouldn't you read that?
Wouldn't you be excited about that?
Who's our best person to write the Wilt book?
Is it KD?
He has the kind of...
Is it Kyrie?
No.
It's got to be bigger than Kyrie
I think it's gotta be KD
okay here's
I just don't think he would be as candid
as Wilt was in that book
because there were less repercussions back then
but you said
Wilt has a whole story about how
he was in first class
and got blown by the lady next to him
and they had a blanket over her
and like he's just
he just gave
hard to believe KD going there
he gave no fucks
and I think
I think KD would have to
you know
Kyle's like what's the name of this book
sounds like he gave all the fucks
can we put the Jose Canseco book as kind of an honorable mention
on this list
what was that one called
the book Jose wrote
it was one of those things
I remember when it came out and everybody was like you big liar
and then it was basically all true.
And it is kind of a wildly entertaining book
because he does go into the lives of athletes.
Yeah, it's amazing.
And he gets sued.
Well, if you're a publisher.
It was right.
He gets sued by Rafael Palmeiro.
It's true.
If you're a publisher and your boss gave you 10 million bucks
and said you can have any contemporary athlete, they still have to be active, you can have that autobiography, who would you want?
The honest, the Wilt autobiography version of them?
Like they give no fucks?
No, you have to consider their personality and whether or not they will give you that kind of thing.
I think you have to consider that.
Because Tiger would be a dud, right?
We'd love the real Tiger book.
Exactly. We just got it in fact
we didn't need Tiger for it
I think it's Serena Williams
I think that like she has
you know
a remarkable life
I think she has an incredible story to tell
and I think she has a wildly huge audience
and I think they would
I guess my issue with that is
I feel like she kind of did that
with the docuseries
little bit
I feel like I already went behind the curtain with her.
A little bit.
It would probably, for me, there's no basketball player.
Is there a football player?
You're saying there's no basketball player?
I just feel like I know.
One basketball player who has a good book in them.
I just feel like I know everything about all the basketball players.
Richard Sherman could write a great book.
Richard Sherman's book would be good. I mean, it's not on the Ser basketball players. Richard Sherman could write a great book. Richard Sherman's book would be good.
I mean, it's not on the Serena level, but he could write a great book.
There's no quarterback or no...
No.
No...
Oh, I got it.
I have the answer.
I'm Coming Clean by Phil Mickelson.
The Phil Mickelson Zero Fucks book would be incredible.
The Phil Mickelson I Don't Care, Hear All my stories about all the people I've gamed with.
All right, we have our answer.
But this is the way to think about the basketball book, though.
Like, think of a guy who has been on a whole bunch of teams who wasn't a star, who was
just kind of a great person.
And like, you know, I don't know.
Is it like Andre Iguodala?
Channing Frye.
Like, is there somebody who has like a great book?
Richard Jefferson?
Richard Jefferson.
Too nice.
He's too nice.
I mean,
now these guys would do a podcast.
Vince Carter.
Vince Carter tells all these stories on his podcast.
I think the NBA players are so successful.
He would have been good.
Yeah.
No one,
no one mentioned Sacred Hoops.
Sacred,
which one was Sacred Hoops?
Phil Jackson.
I'm good.
Did you read that, Bill?
You read all basketball books?
Did you read Sacred Hoops?
I read every Phil Jackson book.
The most interesting one is the one he wrote
after he left the Lakers in the mid-2000s
when he just assassinates Kobe over and over again.
What was his old co-writer's name?
Charlie Rosen.
Charlie Rosen.
My former Page Two colleague.
Forgot about Charlie Rose.
All right, we are now
at the point of the sports reporters
coming to a close
where Jason is going to do
a parting shot.
Take the stage, Jason.
All right.
Well, gentlemen,
in the endlessly stimulating world
of professional sports media,
there is a secret,
mysterious force out there
that holds more power and more influence
than any other entity. No, I'm not talking about Bill Simmons and Danny Ainge and Daryl Morey,
who everyone knows are co-conspiring to drag down the sport of basketball in the great city of New
York. I'm talking about the critics and what the critics are saying. Not a day goes by in the world
of sports where a reporter doesn't lean into some hockey player or basketball player or football
star and tell them what the critics say. Critics say you don't want to be here. Critics say you're
a disruptive force. And best of all, what do you say to your critics? These critics have a lot to say,
and yet somehow they remain nameless. We never get a precise ID on who they are.
It's possible they're very real people. It's also possible that critics are a convenient straw man,
a somewhat sheepish journalistic device to insulate the questioner from the criticism.
By the way, this device is abundant in all forms of journalism, from business to politics to
semi-listenable media podcasts featuring a homogenous panel of similarly-minded middle-aged
white men. Brian, what do you say to critics who say you're too fixated on print journalism,
a profession that hasn't been relevant since the late 1920s?
Guilty.
And Bill, what do you say to critics who claim you don't talk enough about the Boston Celtics?
When the critics finally realize that reporters are stealing their questions,
they're going to be angry.
They might even get really mad.
But to these critics, I have only one question.
What do you have to say to the critics?
Wow.
Wow.
That was almost too good.
Yeah, that was too good.
You should have taped that a little more.
That's going to appear in the Wall Street Journal magazine in two weeks.
I just pressed send.
You really had an active train ride writing that on the iPhone.
I may have had too much coffee at 3 o'clock.
That was a good one.
Made me think.
What a way to end.
Made me think.
Really makes you think.
Really made me think.
Really makes you think.
Talk about that.
What a productive episode of the Sports Reporters.
This was great.
We had a great parting shot.
We solved basketball.
We recommended 25
sports books. What are the headlines
that are going to be pulled from this about the
Knicks and Bill Simmons?
Don't bring us down.
We were so happy. My Knicks fans
in my life are really mad at me. They're like,
you don't
realize what you did. Who did this?
I'm like, I didn't do anything. What did I do?
He's a crazy person. I think they're onto something.
I think you have sentenced
the next 25 years.
I apologize.
I like the Knicks fans.
Jason Gay, what can we read
from you next
at the Wall Street Journal?
I'm going on vacation.
You can read nothing.
Actually, read my colleagues.
They're a lot smarter
and better than I am.
Okay.
Brian Curtis, Press Box,
and a couple of surprises
that I'm going to tell you about
when the mics go off here.
Oh, I can't wait.
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