The Bill Simmons Podcast - The Weirdo NFC West, an NBA Over/Unders Check-in, and Million Dollar Picks With Danny Kelly and Joe House
Episode Date: November 1, 2024The Ringer's Bill Simmons shares some quick thoughts on the Dodgers' World Series win, before he is joined by Danny Kelly and Joe House to discuss the whacky NFC West, which teams in the division ha...ve found their identity, and who they would pick to win the division (6:22). Then they look at the updated MVP and COTY odds, before running through some fantasy football observations and rookie QB rankings (37:47). Next, Bill and House run through their favorite games from the weekend's NFL slate (1:00:16), and make the Million Dollar Picks for NFL Week 9 (1:24:30). Finally they look at the updated NBA win totals now that the season is underway (1:27:13). Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Danny Kelly and Joe House Producer: Kyle Crichton The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Karma standpoint with my Boston teams, um,
I really wanted to just roll around like a pig and shit in the Yankees world
series.
Let's call it a collapse cause they had a five nothing lead at home in a,
in a must win game and they completely blew it in the fifth inning,
which I watched on Twitter today multiple times because Fox was kind enough to put a little montage of,
first you have Judge just botching a fly ball,
which was, you know, when you have Aaron Judge
in center field, it's the kind of thing that happens.
Then you have Volpe just whipping the force out
against the runners legs.
That was when I was like, this is,
I'm having a great time,
even though I'm a team in the World Series.
Then last but not least,
grounder to first base,
and Garry Cole just decides not to run over and cover it,
and all of a sudden it's five-five,
and you kind of knew how the game
was gonna play out after that.
But,
look man, I know it's spiteful.
I hate the Yankees.
I've hated them my whole life.
They were the bane of every Red Sox fan's existence for the first 35 years of my life.
I wrote a book about this once called now I can die in peace.
I wrote, uh, dozens of columns about this on my old website when I was at ESP,
pins page two, and you're not really truly a sports fan unless you hate a couple teams.
And it's not real hate, right?
It's sports hate.
I wrote a column about that once too.
I sports hate the living hell out of the Yankees
and watching them collapse in game five was honestly like,
it wasn't like the Red Sox winning a World Series,
but it was like second level.
It was very close.
I didn't bet as nickel on this series.
I didn't need to.
I really wanted the Dodgers to win.
I was actually very happy for, uh, our guy, Mookie Betts and Dave Roberts as well.
But, uh, but watching the Yankees lose, this was my dream.
My dream was for the Yankees to make the World Series against, you know, some
dubious opponents, get to the World Series,
raise their fans' hopes up,
and then kick everybody in the nuts as hard as they could.
That was exactly what happened.
And I'm just deliriously happy today.
Today's a great day, it's Halloween.
One of my favorite days of the year,
as you know, my favorite horror movie is Halloween.
My son was almost born on Halloween.
He missed it by three and a half hours.
I was so fired up for him to be born on Halloween night,
and he just, he didn't deliver.
But now he became a November 1st kid,
which was great in its own right,
because it became like a little,
almost like a two day birthday for him.
But I love Halloween.
Celebrating Halloween today with wiping the tears
of the Yankee fans off my body was just beautiful.
And the best part is Soda's gonna leave
and you had your one chance and Judge is hitting his mid 30s
and you missed your window and we're 15 years and counting
with no Yankees World Series.
Oh my God, it's so great.
I can't tell you what dicks the Yankee fans were
for the first 35 years of my life.
And then it all changed in 2004 and it all flipped.
And you've only won one World Series this century.
And it's with A-Rod, who was such a crazy cheater
that he got suspended for a year.
And now he's trying to buy the Timberwolves
and probably is cheating to do that.
Listen, I'm trying not to gloat,
but I really loved all of this.
And thank you to the Dodgers.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for beating that team.
It was great.
I had a great time.
It was almost like having the Red Sox in the World Series,
which by the way, the Mookie Beds trade,
I've never been the same and I'll probably never care
about the Red Sox quite as much ever again,
because as you saw, it's really fucking stupid to trade
Mookie Betts, just pay the dude.
When you have a top seven market, I've talked about that a million times, but I
was happy for him.
I don't think he ever want to leave Boston.
And, uh, and, uh, that was the only bittersweet thing about last night.
And it's like, man, that guy should have been drafted by the Red Sox, played his
whole career with the Red Sox and retired with the Red Sox.
And instead our owners got super smart,
because they just thought they would outwit everybody.
Ah, no, no, we're selling high.
We're selling high, he's going to hit his 30s.
This is the history of baseball.
You hit your 30s, you're not the same.
Guy's like a generational, crazy great athlete,
one of the great baseball players of the last 50 years.
And we traded him for a bag of peanuts, and it still pisses me off, but I wasn't
going to let that bring me down last night because the Dodgers beat the Yankees
and the drought continues 15 years.
No World Series.
It's so beautiful.
Anyway, here's what we have for the podcast today.
We're going to bring in Danny Kelly and Joe House.
We're going to talk about the goofy NFC West. We're going to talk about the goofy NFC West.
We're going to talk about MVP odds and some other awards stuff.
And then we're then House and I are going to do million dollar picks.
And then House stuck around and we ended up doing like 25 minutes
about NBA over unders after 10 days, how things have shifted,
why they shifted and and who's in trouble.
And we might have made fun of the Sixers so
that's all next first our friends from PearlJet
All right. Taping this on Thursday afternoon before we know what happens with the terrible jets and
whatever happened on their Thursday night game.
Danny Kelly is here.
The second gentleman himself.
Oh no, that was who we had on the fantasy football podcast.
Danny Kelly here.
Joe House is here.
We're going to be doing million dollar picks later.
And I know he loves the NFC West, So I invited him to join us as well.
What's up house? How are you?
I'm fantastic. I, uh,
not to take the conversation in the wrong direction,
went and watched the Washington wizards sweep the Atlanta Hawks this week.
So what a time to be alive in the Washington sports scene, fellas.
Yeah, there's some Jordan pool buzz.
I don't know why you had to bring up the NBA when Danny lost his NBA team in
Seattle. It feels like a day. We're adversarial to start. Um, Danny,
we brought you on well to talk football, but really the NFC West,
which is confounding. It's confusing. It's annoying.
I don't know what to make of it. You could
make a case for all four teams to win the division. House and I like a specific team
that we'll get into, but for the division, the Niners are minus 110. So basically even
if you'd said before the year, you get the Niners at minus 110 heading into week nine,
you would have guessed something horrible had happened and something horrible has happened.
They've had a lot of injuries, Arizona plus two 90 Seattle five to one Rams five to one
and Seattle and the Rams are playing each other this Sunday.
So when you hear those numbers for the division, a what's the best value of those odds and
B where's your lean just in general?
Um, I think my first thought was I was a little surprised the Cardinals are second,
even though they are technically in first place right now.
Uh, the, the best value to me right now feels like the Rams probably.
I think the Rams are that team in this division where if they catch fire,
they've got like the veteran leadership, they've got the offense, they've got a
couple of good pass rushers that really come on.
They felt like the pieces to just be one of those teams that like
makes life hard for everybody.
Um, so the Rams to me kind of scare me and they're playing my CX this week.
So, uh, I'm kind of, I've kind of got bad feeling about that one.
House.
He said the magic word, the Rams.
So you, like both of us have been staring at all week, five to one, the win, the division,
plus three 10 for the playoffs and a team that three weeks ago looked like.
Maybe they were just going to toss the season away.
Maybe there were Cooper cup trade rumors, which I never believed, but, uh,
now there's some Rams buzz house.
Where do you stand?
Oh, they're buzzing baby. Um, and the funny thing is just in the course of one week, these LA Rams,
they were plus 410 on the FanDuel Sportsbook to make the playoffs all the way down. And I think
it's because of people like you, you're on the pod with cousin Sal, you observed that the Rams
might be frisky. I think that's picking up some momentum over the
course of this week. And it also kind of fits our minds eye a little bit, right? Their forecasted
win total was around eight and a half coming into the season. And nine wins would have had them very
much in the conversation for the playoffs. We got thrown off the scent because they got decimated by
injuries. They were obliterated by injuries, especially on defense.
So their defensive numbers are abysmal right now, but they're not reflective of
what I think they're capable of on defense, which to me would be worrying if I
was on the Seattle Seahawks side of things with their, without abysmal offensive
line that the Seahawks possess, I'd be worried about this Rams pass rush.
Yeah.
Danny and I, we talked a lot about the Seahawks
before the year, because it felt like this division
was live, and it felt like the odds were out of whack,
and the Niners were too highly priced,
especially with McCaffrey's injury status,
and just in general, Super Bowl hangover,
but it was really hard to figure out who the team was.
I'd like Seattle as the team.
That's Danny's team.
So before we hit all these other teams, what happened with Seattle?
Why wasn't this better?
What went wrong?
I know they can't block.
I know they had a couple of injuries to the defensive line at bad times.
Metcalfe was hurt last week.
Um, but, but why isn't this defense better?
Why isn't the team better?
I think that they, well, there's just a lot of variables.
You mentioned it.
There's been a couple of injuries.
I think their offensive line has been really bad.
Like maybe even worse than people were expecting.
The pressure rates always just through the roof
every single game and it kind of makes Geno Smith
have to do heroic type stuff.
And he hasn't really, he's had the ball bounce
the wrong way like a few too many times this year.
I feel like he's been playing pretty well well but like not well enough kind of deal.
And I still think the defense is just learning the system and learning this coach and they're
still just trying to put it together. It's kind of one of those seasons where it just didn't all
click like I had hoped it would click. You know, you saw a couple of games in the beginning of the
year when they played crappy quarterbacks, they looked pretty good. But as they've gotten further
along into the schedule,
and they also had a bunch of injuries
on their defensive line,
they've just kind of fallen apart a little bit.
I think the vibes are pretty bad right now
with the Seahawks defense in particular.
But there's still, I'd say like a plucky team
that could probably get a weird win or two
the rest of the season,
but maybe lose some games that probably should win,
that kind of team where it just depends on the week, if they click or not.
Um, but I'm definitely less confident than I was at the beginning
of the season than these guys.
I think I have them fourth right now in my head.
And what is it?
FBI?
What's the one that does the playoff?
Like possibilities of percentages and.
FBI is like way down on them.
It was like 17% for them to make it.
I think I would have them fourth.
I'd have Arizona third, but you know,
house there's a slight case for Arizona.
To me, they're on the DNB do not bet list.
Been burned on both sides with them a couple times,
but they have played the toughest schedule
in the league so far.
They have shown the ability to kind of steal some games.
They have the 30th Z schedule the rest of the way.
I think I know what their identity is, and I want to talk identity with all four of these teams.
But I don't know.
Like, what if they go five and four this week?
Like, could you see a world where they're the NFC West champs house?
No. OK, good.
I cannot and do not.
Um, I do want to finish the thought, uh, with, with Danny, I want him to help us BS. You have a nice ticket on Seattle getting the eight wins, right?
My, that was one of my biggest, uh, outlays in the, in the preseason.
I still feel like eight wins fits your description, Danny, of a plucky
sort of, you know, couple unexpected wins just to get us across the goal.
It feels like the playoffs are probably kind of out of the picture, especially
because I think the what I expect out of the Rams this week.
But can we get to eight wins, Danny?
I still think so.
You know, they've got they've got the Cardinals twice.
They've got the Jets.
They have the Bears and the Rams twice.
So if they split with the Rams, beat the Cardinals both times, which of
course is, you know, that's projecting, who knows if that will happen.
And then if they can beat the Jets.
Um, well, that, but that's the case for them, right?
They've only played one NFC West game.
So you got five left.
Let's say you go four and one in the NFC West. All of a sudden, all of a sudden that's possible.
I'm also playing Arizona twice, it's great.
When you ask me BS of what I think about the Cardinals,
who the hell knows?
They're on a three game winning streak
where they won games by one point,
two points, and one point.
And you know-
And they were winning games where like
people were fumbling the ball into the end zone
and their touchbacks. You start, when that shit starts happening,
I don't know whether you're lucky or whether that's a sign you're just
destined to go 10 and seven and have us bet against you in round one,
which is what we'll be doing. If Arizona makes round one,
that was Marty excited about that house. I mean,
the crazy thing is I think their defense is significantly worse than
than the Seattle defense.
Sort of talent wise and scheme wise,
except Gannon's a pretty good coach and they have remained competitive
over the stretch.
So.
Well,
from a DVOA standpoint,
Niners are ninth,
Seattle's 11th,
Arizona's 20th and the Rams are 22nd.
But that's not entirely fair because there's a couple weeks there where they
Were basically holding a holding a team by Band-Aids and and Scotch tape Danny talk identities with us. Mm-hmm
What is Seattle's identity right now?
Just flinging the ball and hoping Kenneth Walker's healthy and then you're just gonna give up points on defense and that's it
Yeah
I think they want to be like the Seahawks of all the Smash Mouth team that plays
defense and can run the ball, ball control, but they've sort of been forced into
being a super heavy, super pass heavy team that relies on their offense to make
plays and their defense hasn't been all that good.
Um, it's, it's comes down to their offensive line.
Like they can't block.
They're really terrible this year on early downs,
running the ball in early downs and in the first half.
And then they tend to get into these game scripts
where they're throwing a lot,
either because they're coming from behind
or just the run game isn't really working.
And so, yeah, I think it just,
their identity, they don't really have one.
And that's probably kind of the problem here this year
is they don't really have the identity
that they're looking for. I'm disappointed.
I felt like their identity would be McDonald's and then chucking the ball.
Yeah.
And then maybe a little Kenneth Walker if he was healthy, but it seems like through
eight weeks, they're not sure.
House Arizona, their identity is do not bet for or against them in any game.
Stay away.
I mean, other than figuring out ways to get teams that they're going against at double digit score,
like you can put them in teaser pieces,
whoever they're playing against,
because they're not gonna win by margin.
That's not who this Arizona team is.
So if you can get whoever they're playing against
up over a touchdown, by all means do that.
But otherwise, stay away.
I mean, part of the challenge also,
we know the history with Kyler.ler or coming right up about to the point in,
in the season, right Danny? Yeah. Where, you know, that,
that poor little guy, he is crazy talented,
but the wear and tear starts to take its toll and there are dramatic splits over
the entirety of his career between the first eight games and the remaining now,
now nine games.
career between the first eight games and the remaining now, now nine games.
Hmm.
Well, so you have that.
I can't, I can't back them in good faith.
The Rams, they've only played seven games. They're three and four.
They're not even 500.
So to me, like, if you'd like the Rams, you could do those long shot bets, but
really you should just play them this week against the Seahawks, right?
And the feeling should be, they should be able to run the ball down Seattle's
throat, they should be able to throw the ball to cup in Nakua.
And they should take care of business.
Now, if they lose that game, all of a sudden, I would say their playoff odds
would be like 12 to one.
What would have been the matchups with Ram Seahawks over the years?
Danny, that you remember. to one. What would have been the matchups with Ram Seahawks over the years, Danny? So like if you go back, this is not necessarily like the last couple of years, but for a long
time the NFC West is, I think you put it's like rock, paper, scissors. The Seahawks used
to dominate the 49ers. The 49ers would dominate the Rams. The Rams would dominate the Seahawks.
And then the Cardinals were kind of just all over the place. And it's not been quite as
clear the last few years. The 49ers have started to dominate the Seahawks over the last few years
But the Rams have always kind of seemed to have the Seahawks number
For whatever reason it's just like even going back to the days when the Rams were like a two or three or four win team
The Seahawks would always drop one to the Rams every year. This is a team these two teams like hate each other
It's it's it's a rivalry that goes back and went like none of the same players are still around,
but they still like hate each other.
And so yeah, every time I, if you talk to any Seahawk fans, I think they're just like,
oh God, we have to play the Rams, hate playing the Rams.
Well, McVeigh owned Carroll and it seemed like that might've been, I know the respect is there,
but it did feel like it might be
personal in the sense that McVeigh used those games against Carroll as referendum as a measuring stick like yeah I respect you Pete Carroll
But I'm going to come in here and innovate your ass to death and I feel like that's that's the way the Rams have done
it and you could make an argument that
Carroll's inability to compete against McVeigh and Shanahan the last like three
or four years killed them was the reason he was, he's gone now.
Um, it's just like, he, he just couldn't really keep up.
It's like they were playing like a different era of football for some
reason, um, you know, these two offenses, just the CX could never really
stop them in the last few years.
That's a really good point.
Well, and that's one of the reasons like, when we talk about identities, to
me, the Rams identity now that they have their guys back is
McVeigh
That they're always they're always gonna be super well coached in any type game
I always feel like they're gonna get third and seven third and six third and eight like they're just gonna keep the chains moving
And they look a lot like where they were last year when they started to come on
right and yeah, the problem is you have to approach it almost game to game, which is like, I,
I like betting them game to game more than some of those future odds, because I
don't know how many games in row cups going to play.
I don't trust Puka.
Like even yesterday, you looked at our last week when you looked at the way
they're using Puka, like he's like the lead blocker for them.
Like that dude, that dude's in 20 collisions a game.
He gets the absolute shit kicked out of himself.
Every game, I swear to God, he's like, there's at least one shot every game
where it like pans to Puka on the ground and he's like slowly like doing like a
push up off the ground, like, Oh God, that really hurt.
He's like peeling himself off the field.
Yeah.
I mean, he's a tough, tough guy,
but like he just takes some shots.
Well, cause he plays wide receiver
like he's a linebacker.
Totally, totally.
He is seeking contact.
He looks to pose his physicality with the football.
That's what makes him such a unicorn.
One other thing with the Rams that really will
sort of tilt their fate is the health
of that offensive line because they have restored some health.
BS, guess how many sacks the sack happy, the blitz happy Minnesota Vikings had against
Matthew Stafford and the Rams last Thursday night?
It was a low number, right?
If you think zero is a low number, you are correct.
No sacks for that offensive line against that Flores defense. That's getting the job done.
And if Matthew Stafford, he doesn't need very much time when he has those two boys.
The other aspect will be Kieran Williams remaining healthy. I said his name right, right? Kieran.
It's Kieran. I've got name right. Right. Kiren.
It's Kiren.
I've got the house. I've gotten it wrong for, you know, for two years.
It's kind of what we do.
You just have to think it's like Kyrie, but Kyren.
Okay.
Great.
I got it.
Kyron Williams.
I really like him.
Me too.
Yeah.
I think you like touchdowns.
He'll give you touchdowns.
Yeah.
He scores.
He's one of those guys that just swings a fantasy league and you don't totally
realize it until the champ
You realize that that guy's on the team
Ram schedule
They have some stinkers left, which I know is one of the reasons people people like them as the sleeper
They still are playing everyone in the AFC so you have the Buffalo game
But then you also get the three stooges in there as well.
They're playing new Orleans. Um,
they still have Arizona at home and they still have Seattle at home. And their only road game in the division is San Francisco. So, you know, I, I,
I, and we're going to talk about the Niners in a second,
but a big question to me is, is it going to be nine,
nine wins for this division or 10? Cause 10,
10 means they have to go seven and three down the stretch. But if you look at the schedule, seven and three seems realistic to me.
If they're healthy, if it's nine, now it's six and four.
That seems way better.
And we don't know.
All right.
San Francisco.
So they're four and four.
I officially gave them year from hell status two weeks ago.
I, you just out of nowhere. He's out Greenlaw,
Ofanga,
Hargrave Jennings is now out for a couple weeks. They're claiming McCaffrey might be back soon. McCaffrey
Was on a foreign. Yeah, I think he was in Germany. I think he went to Iceland. I think he went to Mexico
I think he went to Argentina. God think he went to Iceland. I think he went to Mexico.
I think he went to Argentina.
God only knows, just to get his Achilles fix.
I don't trust him at all.
Jordan Mason lasted a couple weeks.
He got hurt.
Is it more realistic for you that they write the ship
or that this is the year from hell, Danny?
If I only gave you those two options,
that in mid-December they'll be fine,
and we're like, oh man, remember when we counted out the Niners or in mid December,
we're going, why didn't we know this was going to happen?
Everybody in the team's injured.
What, which scenario would you pick?
Uh, I would pick they'll write the ship.
Probably.
I think I just think they're still too talented on both sides of the ball.
I know they've been hurt a bunch.
Um, but even with like the skeleton crew that they're running, they still,
they're still really good.
They're still, um, I think I saw their sixth in DVA way right now.
Like that's despite all the injuries that's despite missing McCaffrey.
I think Shanahan can still call a hell of an offense.
Um, and you know, Purdy's actually been playing better than I would have
expected given all the injuries and given the fact that they're like basically
putting it on his shoulders.
I think last year they led the NFL in yards after the catch.
It was basically like Purdy just gives all your guys
and let them do all the work.
And this year he's doing like the heavy lifting
for the offense.
And so, you know, he's not gonna be like perfect
by any means, but I've actually been more impressed
with him this year than I was last year
just because he just doesn't have as much help.
I think- By the way, I feel the same way, the three pick game was really bad.
I thought that was the worst game he's played now.
He's missing a lot of weapons, but, uh, I was really all in on like him, even as
like maybe a sleeper MVP candidate, if he could keep them around 11 wins.
But I think that game knocked them out probably.
Right.
I think, but, but generally speaking, they still have like all the pieces to dominate this division, I think that game knocked them out probably. Right. I think, but, but generally speaking, they still have like all the pieces to
dominate this division, I think.
And despite the injuries they've got guys coming up like Ricky
Pearsall looked pretty good in this last game.
He did.
Coming back from getting shot like Rats wild.
Um, and you know, Debo, he's, he's in and out, but he gives them a different
element when he's healthy and he can line up in the backfield.
And obviously when McCaffrey comes back, like he just makes it so
hard to defend that offense.
Like anytime they're in third and medium, like it's McCaffrey
just getting them first downs.
You know, like Kittle is playing like the best tight end in NFL right now.
Um, and you know, I just think they, they still have all the pieces.
They still have enough pieces to be the best team in this division pretty easily.
All right. So what he just laid out, House,
are we gonna feel stupid if McCaffrey comes back
in week 11 and looks awesome,
and we had this one week window to buy the Niners
on a bye week at minus 110 to win the division?
We won't feel stupid, because we'll just buy them.
Like why, why not go ahead and do it?
It's a cheap price, it's not gonna get any better than this.. And I do think on the defensive side especially, they still have Fred Warner.
Fred F. Warner, he should be in the defensive player of the year conversation
as long as he's upright.
And Bosa.
And Bosa. And Greenlaw is supposed to come back still this season, right?
Isn't that still on the cards, Danny?
No?
I don't know.
It's one of those, yeah, we could see him again.
Okay.
Well, what about, Hufanga's supposed to be back.
He's not done for the season, is he?
They're concerned about it.
I was researching that today.
He's definitely gone for a while, but he could be back for January, but it's not going to
help them for the season.
I want to ask this question because it was curious to me. Why weren't the Niners in the bidding
for Deontay Johnson from Carolina?
Why did he go so cheaply to the Ravens?
And why wouldn't a team like the Niners,
who is, they're always around the hoop
in terms of strategically grabbing assets
when they come available.
Where were they on this and why weren't they in the mix?
My guess would probably be that he's kind of a knucklehead
and he's not probably not the best blocker.
The 49ers ask a lot of their running backs.
They really ask them to like stick their face in the fan
in the run game and really get up there.
The receivers, I mean, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, the receivers, yeah.
They're like out there blocking and clearing lanes and doing the dirty work.
And we saw Ayuk was in the dog house for like a full year early on in his career because
he wasn't working hard enough in the run game and doing the little things.
And I think that generally speaking, when you see a guy go for peanuts like that, there's
probably off the field stuff that's happening.
I'm just guessing, but I don't understand because he's doing enough production to like you'd think it would warrant a bigger price in that
But like house I have a I have a less diplomatic answer. He sucks. I
Don't think he sucks, but I do think that that it has to be like we would rather not have him and
Roll the dice with Isaac Austin and these other random dudes on our team,
other than have this guy again.
So I stand with Mike Tomlin at all times.
I think that's that means he's a knucklehead or his experience in Pittsburgh.
There's still a growing up element that needs to occur.
And it didn't happen in Carolina.
That trade you you get a compensatory pick in the offseason if you sign somewhere else
That's like Baltimore literally didn't give up anything, but they were like alright. We'll roll the dice. Why not?
They literally gave him they gave Deontay Johnson to the Ravens like yeah
You can't find like a smaller trade package than trade up from the sixth to the fifth or whatever like 15 spots
Yeah, and by the way Panthers you didn't need to like make a tank trade. You're already
like one of the worst teams of the last five years. Danny, is this the worst team since
you've been working for us, the Carolina Panthers? Because House, we're doing million dollar
picks later, and House wants to put the Saints in a tease against the Panthers and doesn't
even care who the Saints quarterback is. And I'm like, hold on. Like I actually, I can't put Spencer Rattler in a tease just to add a principle.
But the theory is just like Rahim said, his model had them 16 points behind
every other team in the league.
Are they that bad?
Yeah, I think they are.
Like simply put, they make every quarterback look like his future hall of favor.
I mean, they, they made Caleb Williams look incredible.
And then I think the next week or whatever, he really, really struggled or maybe it was
a two week stretch, but, um, yeah, I mean, every, every time a quarterback, Bo Nicks
looks like his future hall of favor going up against this team.
So, yeah, I'd say they're pretty bad.
If you, if you had to pick, so every year between week eight, week nine, there's some
team that looks like they're dead in the water.
Right?
Last year was green Bay.
I think they were like three and six after nine games.
This happens all the time.
It's a two and six team.
It's a three and six team.
It's a three and five team.
And people would just look at it this year and go, oh, it's got to be the Bengals.
Oh, that's the team.
They're three and five.
When T Higgins is actually playing, their offense can move the ball on anybody.
Like don't, don't, don't count them out yet.
They had that dumb loss to the chiefs.
Like it's not really a three and five team.
That's the team.
Is there another team you would point to that's under 500 that you think has a
little bit of a sleeperish vibe?
That's a great question how we feel about the Browns with this new like the Browns Renaissance fucking have the conversation
The vibes the vibes of the Browns
I don't think you could find like the Panthers' vibes were better than the Browns' vibes
for the first however many weeks
that Deshaun Watson was starting.
It was like, this can't get worse.
Every stat you looked at,
we make the joke on our fantasy show
that Austin Gale is taking down the power grid,
running these searches,
trying to figure out how bad Deshaun Watson is
compared to every other quarterback in history.
The stats were incredible. And Jameis is like the polar opposite in terms of vibes, like he's lifting everybody up, like, I don't
know, I think he just gives them an opportunity, kind of like what we saw
last year with Flacco where it just gives them an opportunity to play defense and
have more energy and kind of do the things that they're, they want to do on
offense because-
And not have your soul sucked out of your body as you watch them play offense.
Yeah.
Like no one wanted to play with that guy.
And he didn't want to play like this just completely changes everything for the
Brown.
I don't, I don't know if they're in too big of a hole now to take it out of it.
Can I counter this?
Cause I was right there with you and then I was doing the research this morning.
Denzel Ward had another fucking concussion.
I know that's such a drama.
He had one in the preseason and you know,
it was like I think his fifth reported one,
but it might have even,
God only knows how many he's actually had.
And when he had one in the preseason,
I was like, is he gonna retire?
Like that seems like too many.
Now he has another one.
So he's out and you know,
he's obviously incredibly important to them.
And then they lost J.O.K. too.
He's out for this Chargers game.
So I wonder like defensively,
cause I like the Browns at home and house and I, the la especially last year,
like that Browns defense at home, we were, we were riding them a few weeks,
but if they don't have those two guys, a little more nervous house,
you're bullish on the Browns. I can tell
on a week to week basis. And you know,
part of the thesis here is they finally have restored health on
their offensive line and their offensive line in the preseason forecast was part
of the rationale for why they could, you know, kind of threaten once again.
I mean, they were always the third team at best in the AFC North, but still at
They were always the third team at best in the AFC North,
but still an eight to nine win team potentially because of that offensive line,
because at some point Chubb will come back,
and because the forecast was that Watson
would just be league average.
Well, he wasn't league average.
But that restored health to that offensive line,
timing-wise occurring simultaneously
with the return of Nick Chubb,
who's still getting his legs back under him,
and then you layer on top of that
the immeasurable impact of Jameis,
which is going to cut both ways,
let there be no doubt.
He will throw them into some losses, 1,000%.
So the right way to play the Browns
is not any futures about them making the playoffs.
Yeah, maybe it's like an underdog.
Yeah, you just look for opportunities
to play them game by game.
The other problem with them,
they have five road games left at New Orleans,
which might be a little tougher
than it seems right now if Carr's back.
But then they're at Denver on a Monday night
at Pittsburgh at Cincy at Baltimore.
But then they also have a home games
against Pitt and Kansas City in the Miami week 17, who might actually be a little better than they
are now.
So it feels like there's been too much damage with them.
I think if they had their defense, I'd be a little more excited.
I'll tell you the other team I was looking at, and then they traded their
left tackle was Jacksonville, the freaking, the team that keeps sucking in.
But you know, like they had a couple of dumb losses. The schedule gets a little easier second half, but when they traded, they're starting left tackle. I was like, Oh, they're
done. This is, this is a wrap. Minnesota's like, we need a left tackle. And Jacksonville's
like, would you like our starter? And once they did that, I thought I was out. Does Indy
count for this conversation?
I know they're four and four, but...
Yeah, I thought about them.
It's almost the exact same situation.
It's like Flacco did this last year with the Browns.
Rejuvenate an offense that's been stagnant
because of either the struggling rookie
or a struggling second-year guy,
or obviously last year was Deshaun for a while.
How about... Can we go with floundering instead of struggling?
Yes.
When you're completing 44% of your passes,
I need floundering as my adjective.
That works a little bit better.
But yeah, I mean, I think they've got a ton of talent
on offense, and if Flacco can do the thing
where he's just distributing the football,
Jonathan Taylor looked awesome last game.
Like they could marry the run game with the past game.
Josh Downs I think has been a revelation.
Michael Pittman hasn't done anything this year, but he could maybe do a lot better with
Flacco feeding him the football.
I think they're the type of team that could scratch their way to nine wins probably.
I don't know.
What do you think? Well, I wish they weren't playing Minnesota this week
cause I keep getting flashbacks to that Browns playoff game
when Flacco was just under siege
and completely fell apart, House is nodding.
Did you, were you thinking the same thing?
Yeah.
I really wanted to take them this week
and I just couldn't get that game out of my head.
It's literally the reason that has me tapping the brakes
entirely on my forecast for them for the rest of the season
Because if Joe Flacco gets beat up gets beat to all hell in this next game against Minnesota who was going to blitz the
Daylights out of it and the Colts all have a great offensive line
But this is a different animal what Minnesota is gonna bring to bear and we just watched you know
Houston did a good job of applying some pressure.
Joe Flacco can't move.
Anthony Richardson at least was able to evade some pressure.
Maybe not great decision making,
but for sure able to work his way.
Flacco is immobile, as immobile as they get.
If he gets dinged up one time,
what if we're back with Anthony Richardson against our will?
That is not a ticket that I want to have in my hand.
I do like the Colts talent. Like I kind of, I like their receivers.
I think they can really run the ball.
Even their backup running backs can run the ball.
Their defense has gotten much better the last few weeks.
Like I've watched them in these games feeling like they should be winning the
games. And Richardson was just so atrocious last week.
I mean, he just, that was it.
They had to bench him.
Their schedule is tough.
This, it makes it tough.
I can, you can kind of like look at their schedule and say like, oh, I kind of see
why they bench Richardson at this point, because they have the Vikings next week.
There's the Bills after that, the Jets defense, which, you know, it hasn't been
as good as I think we expected, but they can still play and then the Lions the
week after that.
Um, so they got, they got a tough month ahead here that against some really good
opponents that could make like, maybe they're just like trying to, trying to
preserve Richardson's sanity a little bit here as well.
Well, cause especially with some of the Houston injuries and Houston's a huge
favorite, at least on Fandora win the division the division. I was like, I don't know.
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MVP odds.
So the Bundo and Raheem talked about this on the Wednesday episode of the book on the
ringer gambling show.
Good, good title by the way.
I love when we have good titles for our shows.
We were talking about MVPs a week ago and I thought Lamar was in the driver's
seat and then they blew that stupid game on Sunday and I think that knocked him
out and yet I don't know who the MVP is and Vandal doesn't really seem to know
either.
Josh Allen's plus 270 Lamar's plus 310 with a harder schedule come in.
My home's is five to one having probably the worst season of his career,
even though the chiefs are running golf six to one.
Daniel's is nine to one CJ Stroud is 13 to one.
The bundle made a really interesting case for Hertz at 20 to one because the
next six defenses he's playing are all terrible and he might be able to actually cook the next six weeks
and if the Eagles go on a little run, maybe.
Brock Purdy's 22 to one, goes on down the line.
As you know, defensive players aren't allowed
to win this award.
But we don't really have somebody out,
oh, that guy's probably gonna win.
Is there anybody you're looking at at this point?
I mean, yeah, the one guy I think that I kind of just like circled there is
James Daniels just because of all the narratives around him.
You know, like, I don't know.
I don't think he'll actually just ejaculated.
We have to take another break.
I mean, I don't think he will win, but just, you know, the it's like they feel like they're the team of destiny this year almost
That that wild, you know game-winning throw the other day
like just the way that they're playing the the way that they're executing on third and fourth down like at
Truly historic rates like it's probably not going to last but right now just narrative wise and excitement wise and you know
All that he kind of was the one that stood out there I
Think the obvious one, you know, thanks for sucking up the house by the way. That was yeah
I'm so mad. I don't have them to win the division. I stared at it all summer and you asked me I asked
You know, you know what I said, I can't name more than two players on our defense
Yeah, I mean I could name them and I would say they suck
I mean I could have named them that I told you the defense isn't any good. You can't invest in the team
in that preseason with that. Yeah, I started off this show talking about the
Wizards as a joke because I am still coming down from the high of the
miracle in Maryland. What are we talking about? It's the C words all day baby. But
in these betting markets, um, BS knows this.
It's a, it's a house tradition to have tickets, multiple tickets.
And I absolutely must have some, some, some Josh Allen because that's the
best, that's the most likely that's the narrative he has deserved it in the past.
That makes it easy for everybody.
I also think Jared golf, if Detroit ends up at 14 and three
and lands the one seed, I think there's a decent case.
And he reels off a couple more of these games
where he's nearly 100% completion.
Now we have to get indoors, this week outdoors,
no siree, but we will get back indoors for Goff.
And then I love the Hertz case
I think that the Eagles are 21 good. Yeah, it's a great price and I have them
I'm a bum. I bought them at 16 to 1 in the summer 20 to 1 might as well double up
Look at that secondary for the Eagles. That's the thing for them. That's gonna turn that is slowly
Coming together they are understanding a little bit of what Mr.
Fangio wants out of them.
And I think that he was defense is going to be a propulsive, uh, kind of, uh,
force for them down, down the stretch.
I have a question.
It seems disgusted by this.
No, no, no, I think that's fine.
I have a question about 30 to one Jordan love is he, has he missed too
much time ready to win it?
Cause isn't this like typically
kind of a how you do down the stretch award?
He'd have to win, he'd have to have a huge game this week
against the Lions at home and beat the Lions
and throw for 340 yards.
I just think that-
Now get it going.
The way that he plays, the kind of like,
he's like F it, he's down there somewhere,
you know, type of attitude he has. It wouldn't be all that surprising to see him go on kind of like a's like F it, he's down there somewhere, you know, type of attitude he has.
It wouldn't be all that surprising to see him go on
kind of like a tear down the stretch.
The last part of the season.
Do you feel like he's been playing that well though?
Cause I don't.
No, not particularly, but I think he could put up stats.
I think like, and he has such a,
he's in such a good system with so many good weapons
around him.
And I think he's been really banged up.
And if he gets healthy and then starts to like
put it all together down the stretch again,
like it's kind of like how you finish, I think a lot of the time
kind of influences this and if I think the Packers are really good, I think they
have one of the best play callers in the NFL and they have weapons.
So it's such a good point.
Yeah.
It's such a good point because literally last season, the MVP was decided on
Christmas when the Ravens went in and beat the hell out of the Niners.
Remember we changed our opinion every week for like five weeks in a row.
Right, right.
Kyle, turn the camera on even though it's already on.
What is Kansas City's record?
How high does it go before Mahomes just has to be the MVP?
Like what if they go 17-0?
Yeah.
16-1? Like what if they go 17 and 0? Yeah
16 and 1 They were 16 and 1 does he just automatically have to get it. What if they have a 4 win?
advantage over every other team in the league and then we look at their actual skill position players and we're like, oh
They have 45 year old Kelsey
a
Rookie worthy the wide rice was out the whole year.
Here's Hopkins.
He can't get open, but he'll catch stuff in traffic.
Uh, Juju Smith Schuster waved by the paths, a bunch of random running backs
that were either on the waiver wire or not drafted.
Like maybe it should be my homes.
No, he has eight touchdowns and nine picks this year.
I mean, he's going to end up much better, I'm sure, but it would be funny.
It would be funny if that was the case.
It's annoying.
It's too stupid.
The MVP for the Chiefs is the defense.
Spags should win MVP.
Give it to Chris Jones as a player in Spags.
Just call the award the MVO.
There's no P. It's not for the most valuable player.
The most valuable players for the Chiefs are
on the defensive side of the ball.
They've been effing dominant and there's,
as long as they have health, and I'm gonna knock on wood,
they're for sure gonna be absolutely fine.
It's how they won the Super Bowl.
I mean, that plus the seven fumbles
couple of those bouncing their way.
Well, can we go through their schedule here?
Because I didn't realize this till I was doing the research last night and today.
So they're playing Tampa Monday night.
Big favorites.
Denver home.
They're at Buffalo week 11.
So that's a red flagger.
That's, that's a possible one.
But then they're at Carolina home Vegas, home chargers at Cleveland, home Houston,
and then at Pittsburgh four days later,
I would say would be the other really dangerous one.
Then home Denver week 18.
But we haven't had one of these in a while
where the team, like remember in the 2000s,
it felt like this was happening every year.
Like we would have these Colts years
where they were like 12 and 0, the 07 Pats.
I don't remember us having one of these in a while,
and I don't really know the reasons for that,
other than maybe there's just more variance
with the games now.
But this Chiefs team, I don't know.
I could see them being like 13 and 0,
and us kinda looking at each other going,
wait, what does this mean?
Does this mean that Reed's the coach of the year now,
and Mahomes is MVP?
I don't know.
I don't know the answer.
What's the stat that you really like,
where it's like
when he's down 10 points he's like undefeated
or something like that in the fourth quarter.
Mahomes is like that magic about him that
you just can't really figure out.
Well the underdog stat's the best stat
where he's only not covered once when he's been an underdog
since he's been in the league.
Brady has stabbed the same shit.
It's like don't make these guys underdogs.
It's stupid.
How's that we're going to say the league ruined this,
the league ruined the possibility of any team going undefeated because of the
stupid Wednesday Christmas game. They there, there's no chance. In fact,
if I was involved with the chiefs and we, you know,
we were coming into that game undefeated,
I might seriously consider resting everybody on Christmas.
I might seriously consider taking the starters,
letting them have Christmas with their effing families,
grab 10 guys from the practice squad,
and tell the NFL to suck it.
The point is not to win on Christmas,
the point is to win the Super Bowl.
The point is to be successful in the playoffs,
and coming off of what is it?
Saturday to Wednesday.
It's, it's, it's goddamn preposterous.
It's, it's terrible for the players.
The dialogue about this.
I remember writing multiple columns about this in the late 2000s, because the
paths played it one way, they went for it.
And then they really wore down over the end of the season, the playoffs.
And then the Colts did it the other way.
And they were like, we're throwing away.
We don't care.
And then that backfire too.
And it's like, there's basically no way you're basically best off losing in like
week 11 is the way to play it.
So maybe they just have to throw the Buffalo game.
But yeah, I think the schedule for some reason, isn't that hard, especially when
you have, you're in the same division
as Vegas and the Chargers and Denver, you know?
Not to mention all the other stuff.
So, Coach of the Year is another one,
where it just seems like it has to go to the team,
like the Dan Quinn.
It's like, oh, they won five games last year,
they've won 11 this year, he's the Coach of of the year But that's another one where it's like well
Why shouldn't Andy Reid win this if they go 15 and two or 16 and one I would make a case for Tomlin though
If they're if they're in the 12s, I
Mean his quarterbacks are Justin Fields and Russell Wilson
They they're paying two and a half million dollars combined for their quarterbacks
No, but nobody else in the league is doing that.
So they would be in there too.
Who else would you have Danny?
Uh, give me, give me like the favorites right now.
So it's like Dan Quinn, KOC for the Vikings.
Yeah, you gotta have KOC up there.
Um, the real KOC.
Um, how do we feel about like the Chargers?
For some reason, Vindal doesn't have it right now.
Oh, there it is.
Uh, Dan Quinn's favorite plus one 95 Sean Payton plus six 50 Tomlin's plus seven
50 Campbell nine to one O'Connell is nine to one, but he's dropping an Andy
Reed is nine to one, even though he doesn't have a loss yet.
So the floor at the floor at a 15-1 is intriguing too.
They beat Detroit in their seven and two
with some, the Malik Willis games.
I think he's done a great job this year.
Yeah, I think he might've been who I picked
in the preseason to win this, I think,
because I've been saying this for a few years.
It's like he kind of like got ignored for a long time
because he had Rogers and he was,
you know, I think right now he only,
Jim Harbaugh has a better winning record among active head coaches in the NFL.
And he's just been incredible since he was named the head coach there.
And people kind of just overlook him because, you know, for a number of reasons.
But, um, I think he's proven to be on par with like the McVeigh in terms of just
coaching excellence scheme, getting the most out of your players, having like all these sort of random guys and, and's the game of the week on Sunday. That really could be the NFC title game in a couple of weeks.
Um, fantasy MVP, I think, um, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's
the most important thing for the team to be able to get the most out of
the players and to be able to get the most out of the players and to be
able to get the most out of the players.
And so, um, I think that's the, that's the, that's the and that's the game of the week on Sunday that really could be the NFC title game
in a couple weeks
Fantasy MVP for you for the year
Right now it's Henry Derek Henry, I think interesting. I mean, it's either Lamar Henry
I would have said I would have said Lamar but I see the Henry case too because so you got Henry you're paying
Where's a Kwan what happened to Saquon?
I mean, Saquon's up there as well.
Henry's got a thousand yards and 14 TDs already.
Yeah.
Henry could break a thousand, I think this week.
But he's also just like lapping the field at the running back position in terms of points.
He's only had, I think his worst game this week or this season has been 10 points.
He's not giving you any bad weeks.
And he's given you a bunch of spike weeks. So, you know, right now he has 30,
almost 30 more points than Alvin Kamara total in total points. Then that's the second number two
running back. And I think just that value, that value over, you know, the general replacement
running back is so high. I think Lamar would be another good one. And then I think you could
throw Jane Daniels in there if he can stay healthy for the rest of the year. Right now, he's not,
probably because he missed a game. But he's in terms of value because he got him relatively late
and he's just been incredible. He was like kind of an afterthought in the preseason because people
weren't really sure what he would do passing. He's been an incredible passer in addition to running almost as much as any quarterback this year.
Right.
But I would pick Henry just based on the consistency and the spike weeks that you get from him.
Well, and also, I don't think he was a top eight spending,
running back, heading into an auction.
Yeah.
I think he was-
He was kind of in that second level.
Yeah, yeah.
Because people were a little uncertain about, number one, the age.
Number two, he's going to a new team, new offensive line.
And also like podcasts like ours, where you guys are all blowing Devin Aitchin.
Well, Craig, Craig, to his credit, Craig Horlbeck was all in on Henry this year.
And that's like, that's really aged well.
Henry's turned into like, just keep taking them until the year when he
doesn't have it anymore.
Cause this usually happens with the receivers, but not, not, uh, running backs.
He's the extreme outlier in every sense.
House.
I didn't even tell you my knockout league, the one I'm in, not the league you're
in, but the league with Sal and those guys, which no, no, this is the knockout
league with my team teams a disaster I
had Kurt Cousins as one of my quarterbacks and
After week one when he looked like a mannequin in an apartment store window. I cut him
Yeah, I'm two and six basically I'm probably at the playoffs anyway, but it's like nobody's finished me off yet
And now I'm going against Kurt Cousin.
It's the rare fantasy with Ben Django.
The guy I never should have waved.
Now I'm going.
So I fully expect him to have four touchdowns
and 700 yards.
You missed out on his 900 yards
and 15 touchdowns against Tampa.
So I think amazing.
So upset.
Danny, who has provided the most content
on the fantasy show this year? What what single-player? Oh
That's a great rate for players on the show that you've spent the most times talking about who is it?
That's a really good question. I mean, it's always Kyle Pitts pretty much every year for some reason
We just can't this guy he is sir. He's the third house right now. I know he's been back
He's been playing well.
We have a whole category dedicated to him.
Usually it's two tight ends and a lie.
Basically two tight ends that outscored Kyle Pitts and a lie.
And it's always just these random guys that outscore Kyle Pitts.
But we retired the category because he's back.
He's actually good now.
And I think we're actually kind of in on this.
I would say if any...
One more thing on Pitts. not only is he really good,
he's had a couple long plays called back.
Yeah.
Which I don't know, is there a website
that keeps track of that?
I know, cause I have him in my guillotine league
and one other league, but he's had two long ones
where he was celebrating and they're like,
ah, flag in the play.
Yeah, the king of that is George Pickens.
Yeah, no question. Kyle Pitts is probably second. Kyle Pitts, flagging the play. Yeah. That the king of that is George Pickens. Um, no question.
But Kyle Pitts is probably second.
Kyle Pitts, I think that play last week where he caught a pass.
He like did the reverse stiff arm, you know, the Larry Fitzgerald style reverse
stiff arm kept the ball out and almost fumbled it.
And then he almost followed it going over the, the right up to the point where he
opened, he like right up to the point where he almost dropped the ball too earlier.
Maybe he did actually.
He definitely did.
Yeah. Um, I was like, that was the first time in like years I'm like point where he almost dropped the ball too earlier. Maybe he did actually. He definitely did. Yeah.
Um, I was like, that was the first time in like years I'm like, Oh, there's the
Kyle Pitts that like we thought he was going to be, that's the guy that the, you
know, the Falcons took before Jamar chase.
Um, and so.
Yeah, it's good to see him back.
He finally starts to look a little healthy, but you know, he's still kind of
his target rate isn't really where you want it to be.
He's still kind of like a tertiary option in this falcons offense like darn. Oh mooney's far
But I think outscoring him still so can't get too excited about it
How so you excited for brock bowers to be a 35 dollar tied up next year? He deserves it. He's incredible
I want to ask danny a question as we formulate strategies for next year and what we're seeing over this season in terms of running back
as we formulate strategies for next year and what we're seeing over this season
in terms of running back performance.
Are we going to go back to where we were
maybe a decade ago where receivers,
you know, because we're in this era now
where there's three receivers going in the first round
of all drafts and there are no receivers now.
Who's the top like fans, like, you know, it would have been Nico.
And Nico was incredible what he was doing all season, but this is the issue now.
The receivers get hurt.
I mean, running backs do too, but are we going to go back?
Is it just going to be 10 running backs that then everybody is going to scrap from there?
Yeah, maybe.
I mean, this, I want to say, I don't have the stat in front of me, but I think.
And a receiver production
across the NFL is down dramatically this year compared to most years.
And I think it's just like, there's a lot of these variables.
Quarterbacks are not playing as well, not nearly as efficient.
All these passes are so much shorter.
Basically teams are using these little swing passes and short passes to replace the run
game more or less.
The problem is on the other side, running backs are not being used at a
high rate as they used to, like, you know what I mean?
There's like every team almost now has a pretty strong rotation.
There's a handful of guys that are, you know, the quote unquote workhorse type
players, but, um, you know, it's, it's give and take, I would say next year,
we're probably going to see because of all this, we're probably going to see
like a running backpack first round.
It's just going to be those guys that are going to get like 20 carries a game.
And those are, they're so scarce.
You have to go get them.
How about this?
Maybe Lamar should just be the first pick in the draft.
I know.
Right.
Um, like if, if you're just trying to, if you were calling people and asking
to try to trade for guys on their team, I think Lamar is the quickest hangup.
Yeah. Fuck you. I'm not trading Lamar is the quickest hangup. Yeah.
Like, fuck you, I'm not trading Lamar.
Guys, guys are amazing.
When he spent all that,
or when he lost all that weight this off season,
I think that should have been like the biggest sign
to be like, okay, he's back.
He's gonna be doing his thing, running around,
like making guys look stupid.
I think when he gained a little bit of weight,
he wasn't quite as elusive as a
runner. Yeah. But, but yeah, he's, he's been absolutely incredible.
How's this guy might be up there too. And I'll tell you this, my guy, Drake may,
I hope he plays this week, but he looks, he's going to put a big fantasy stats
cause it is running like he, he scoots out and, and also like, isn't afraid to
like run down the middle of the field and take a hit or two which unfortunately
backfired on him last week, but I think he made he's a big game hunter
And also is gonna run the ball 30 to 50 yards, but it seems like
We might have nailed all three of those quarterbacks
Yeah, I don't know if you Dean if you had to rank the quarterbacks right now for who you'd want, would Drake may versus Caleb in the two spot, who would you pick?
Probably still Caleb.
Maybe that's just take lock from, from like my draft analysis or whatever.
But I don't know.
Drake looks really good, man.
He, he, he's like, I think he kind of, for whatever reason, people overlooked how good of a runner he was.
He was, he put up stats in college as a runner
and he was like scrambling around a bunch.
He was really dangerous in the red zone.
He's almost got like, you know,
like a little bit of a Josh Allen to him
where he's almost a little too reckless too,
which is a little nervous, makes me nervous.
But yeah, I mean, he looks really good out there
and obviously with a little more experience and get some weapons around mean, he looks really good out there and obviously with
a little more experience and get some weapons around him, he has like no weapons right now,
so that doesn't help. But yeah, he could definitely have like an elite upside in the league. I still
just, I don't know, I still love Caleb for just the special plays he can make out of structure,
I think, and he'll start to figure it out a little bit more in structure. I think that
offensive system is, you know, a work in more in structure. I think that offensive system is
You know a work in progress
For them do your Bears rant just no I'm a spurt 20 seconds Just I can't I can't I mean they're literally the dumbest football team
Next next to the Jets. It's an incredible
slew of
Mensa geniuses in charge on both sides of the football plus special teams
but the thing I wanted to share and I know it's obviously insane I think that
if you grab Caleb or you grab Drake May and you put them with Cliff Kingsbury
this season with this offensive line and the way that they have schemed up that
that any of those guys might look effing incredible this year in Washington,
which is a bananas thing to say.
I know, it just sounds insane.
The only thing with Daniels, he's so accurate,
it's just outrageous.
To have him on one TV and Anthony Richardson on another TV,
it was like watching two different sports.
His passes are just always in the perfect spot,
whether it's a deep ball, whether it's a little quick out.
And I knew that was the, you know, that was part of the appeal for him coming out of college.
But it's really true.
Like there's accuracy and then there's like pinpoint, pinpoint accuracy, which he seems to really have.
But it really seems like we might have gotten three good ones.
I still, I was thinking how with Penex, how unfair it is that Penex isn't playing this year.
That the NFL should have a rule
where you can rent out your quarterback.
Almost like an Airbnb.
Like they could've just rented Penex to the Steelers
for like 10 weeks or for the season,
but if Cousins got hurt, they got to immediately get him back.
It's so stupid that he's just not playing.
Yeah, totally.
Don't they do that in soccer?
I mean, I'm gonna sound like an idiot.
I don't know international soccer.
Oh, like little quickie transfer fees or something?
Yeah.
No, a hundred percent.
It does suck for him
because there's a world in which he's like carving up teams
too, you know?
It'd be really fun to see what he can do.
Yeah, you could have put him on House's Washington team.
Well, House is the happiest I've ever seen him.
All right, Danny Kelly, you can hear him
on The Ringer fantasy football show.
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if you have his number to wonder
what the F is going on with the Seahawks.
Good to see you.
You too, thanks.
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All right, House is still here.
We're gonna talk about some million dollar picks.
You weren't on the last two weeks,
but only because we did four and a half hours
of basketball content together two weeks ago.
So we gave you a break that one week.
Last week I was in town with all the LA dudes.
Now we're back.
We held the fort. We're only, uh,
somehow only won $15,000 last week, even though I thought I'd nailed the week up
178 for the year. I think this week's really hard.
There's only a couple, couple that I liked, but give me your favorite coming out
of the gate. I want to talk about a bunch of games. What was,
what was your favorite game of all of them?
I want to talk about a bunch of games. What was what was your favorite game of all of them? Um,
It's it's a tease I mean this week
Up properly this is tease week. There's there's yeah, this is there's bills minus minus six eagles minus seven Now bangles minus eight and a half chiefs minus eight and a half
There's some going the other way teases. So yeah, anyway, go ahead. Yeah. I mean, I, I absolutely love, um, the chiefs,
you know, tease them down to two and a half home against Tampa.
I am today on a Monday night. I love Philly.
I really think that Philly is, is, is going to be coming on here, uh,
teasing them from seven and a half down to a one and a half.
I think it's very viable to tease Cleveland up from from one and a half to seven and a half.
Because like, are the Chargers going to win by margin in Cleveland?
I don't think so.
And then the Saints, we'll see what the answer is at quarterback.
I wouldn't recommend doing anything with them if Rattler is the quarterback.
But all of the signs seem to be pointing at their car.
And if their car is the quarterback,
then we can't continue to miss out on this opportunity of winning money at
Carolina's expense. Like we can figure out how to do it. It could be a tease.
It could be team total stuff.
I did this last week where I crossed my fingers that Marcus Mariota was going to
be the DC quarterback. And then it was like,
Jane and Daniels is going to play.
All of a sudden I didn't have Mariota against that bears defense.
So you mentioned the Eagles and they beat the Bengals pretty handily last week.
And for me, part of it was I actually took the Bengals in that game,
but I thought I was getting T Higgins and I thought they'd be able to throw on them
all game with Jason Higgins and Higgins doesn't play.
But that Eagles game might've been more impressive than maybe, and I thought they'd be able to throw on them all game with Jason Higgins. Then Higgins doesn't play,
but that Eagles game might've been more impressive than maybe,
maybe I gave it credit for in the moment. Cause I was so mad about the Higgins thing. Like maybe the Eagles are pretty good.
I feel like we've also been down this road before where it's like time to trust
the Eagles and then they completely kick you in the nuts.
But as we talked about with Danny, it just feels like this Jag season's over.
That trade they made, traded their left tackle.
I know he wasn't playing that great, but that was just really weird.
They're like, ah, we got some other guys.
Like nobody has other guys sitting on the bench to play left tackle.
That's crazy.
Brian Thomas is hurt.
Might not be able to play.
ETN's been hurt the whole season.
Kirk is out.
Yeah. Yeah. Kirk's done for the year. BTN has been hurt the whole season. Um, and it's like, yeah, yeah.
Kirk's done for the year.
It just feels like the Eagles and a tease at home feels pretty safe to me.
They're going to be able to run.
Maybe Peterson coming back there.
This would be like the nail in the coffin for that.
So I'm with you on that.
And then chief's bucks was the other one that it's like, that number is nine is
eight and a half still, so you can get it to two and a half.
The bucks with no, with no Godwin, no Evans last week may feel it was still moving the ball because who's playing, but the receivers aren't the same.
Their defense is awful.
And I just don't see, are they,
this is going to be the team that ends Casey's unbeaten season on a Monday night.
I don't see it.
No. And remember the difference between Baker under pressure and Baker, not under pressure.
Atlanta can has the worst pass rush in the entire NFL.
And so Baker was, you know, trying to wheel and deal as best he could.
They were competitive for as long as, as he could keep them in there. This is this,
this chief's thing is a radically different animal.
Yeah, I agree. And their defense is bad. Tampa's D. You can move the ball on them. You can do whatever. All the, all the advanced stats on them are bad.
All right. So we have two. I don't trust the Bengals against the Raiders. That was another one I really wanted to put in, but I don't know what's going to happen with Higgins.
The Raiders feel like they're good for one stupid, weird, out of nowhere win every eight weeks.
They're the one against Baltimore.
They're kind of do.
I think that's a stay away.
The Bills against the Dolphins is a possible tease.
So they killed them in week two, even before two got hurt.
They have a much better team.
Dolphins have had a bunch of injuries already, especially on defense.
And yet something's holding me back on it.
Is this a kitchen sink game for the dolphins? They're not kind of out of the playoffs yet.
Somebody is going to make the playoffs at nine and eight and the AFC like
they're not done yet.
It probably is a kitchen sink game for the dolphins, but if, um,
Dopey McDaniel, the disc jockey, is standing at the sink, I don't want
any part of it. The Bills own the Dolphins. JJ said so on our East Coast Bias program.
Two is one and seven against the Bills. The Bills just scheme against the Dolphins wonderfully.
The Dolphins don't have any answer for it. it you know, we'll see they had no pass rush whatsoever
The Dolphins less they were up ten points against the Cardinals at home
It could not get that across the goal line. That is that's diabolical how bad that is that you can't hold on
But they couldn't get any any pass rush because the what's his name? Silert?
Is hurt and I don't know if he's gonna be back this week.
That's the wrong set of circumstances to go up to Buffalo and try and the line has gone
from six and a half down to five and a half.
So some folks are interested in Miami.
I am not.
I am not one of the people interested in Miami and I'm just fine with you know, Buffalo as
a money line leg.
I don't want to tease you know, Buffalo as a money line leg. I don't want to tease, you know, through the zero really.
There's no value there, but you know, um, I think the bills are going to handle
their business.
So if we're looking at teases, it's Eagles, maybe it's just Eagles and
Chiefs and that's it.
That'd be fine.
I would, I'd be perfectly satisfied with that.
Um, so maybe bets.
The Colts we talked about earlier, plus five and a half against the Vikings.
And that feels like that should be a three point game.
But I also, as I said earlier, like the Flacco going against Flores and that Vikings D also the Vikings, two losses in a row, 10 days rest.
Um, people seem to think, oh, now that the Flacco goes in there with the Colts, everything's going to be fine. But something's telling me to stay away
from this, but I just want to make sure you felt the same way.
Yeah. I, the back door is open and that's the reason to be nervous.
And so that, you know, some smart people like I've seen and heard folks making a
good argument, a compelling argument for taking Minnesota on the first half line,
which I kind of like, it's like, uh, around three or so, uh, a compelling argument for taking Minnesota on the first half line, which I kind of like. It's like around three or so for them to cover, whatever, three and
a half maybe. I'm totally fine with that idea, like Minnesota coming in after that loss against
the Rams with that extra time against this Colts team that is trying to save its season.
But Minnesota showing, again, like we're class. We're, we're, this is a,
we're a class team in the first half. And then in the second half,
Flacco does some of the stuff that Flacco does.
So that would be a reason to stay away from the whole game. Yeah.
The bears are plus one and a half in Arizona. And I know they're on,
they might be on your DNB list, but they are,
I was really impressed by their defense.
The defensive stats with them are great.
Like they're, they're, they're a top six or seven defense by any
calculation at this point.
And Arizona as a favorite, just in general, Arizona, with any hint of
prosperity makes me nervous.
Arizona is foreign for, and you go through it and they barely beat the chargers that
that one time, right?
Yeah.
I mean, the Chargers really should have won that game, right?
So that just immediately makes them three and five.
They had that weird comeback against Miami that they somehow won the game.
I had taken that off of TV.
So I'm just not sure they feel like a four and four team to me.
So just staring at it going, ah,
trying to talk myself into the bears, but I think you're right. I think they're a DMV. Yeah, they're, they're wins. They have three,
three wins in our last four games of three and one again,
they beat the 49ers by one point.
They beat the chargers by two points and they beat the dolphins by one point, they beat the Chargers by two points and they beat the Dolphins by one point and they got smacked by the Packers, they got
smashed by the Bills. Well the Bills actually did it in the second half, but in
any event, they're too inconsistent. I just can't under any circumstances have
anything to do with that Bears coaching staff because they have shown us without any hesitation or reservation,
they will snatch the feet, write the F out of the jaws of victory.
I heard that Eber Fluss was, um, was, uh,
working a little background for the Yankees during the world series,
base learning and defense. It's amazing.
Giving them some tips.
He was an unpaid consultant.
I took a picture of all of the errors
and the base running miscues and all of that.
And I thought long and hard about sending it
to the group text to JJ last night.
And I didn't do it because I love JJ.
I'm going to save it for this weekend.
I'm definitely going to send it.
The Yankee fans moved in a weird thing where they, they immediately were like,
I knew this was going to happen.
And just that they did the finger pointing thing. And it's like,
you definitely didn't know it was going to happen when judge Homer did the first
inning and you're up to nothing. And you were like, that's right, man, our house.
We're not going down here. Brown's chargers, Brown's plus one and a half at home
against the chargers Brown's plus one and a half at home against the chargers and I like the Brown's a lot more before the defensive injuries. I
think I'm I've landed as a stay away on this one. I'm with you on it. It'll be
fun. I'm gonna root for the Browns. It will be a good measuring tape game for
the Chargers because if we if the Char are legit, then they better go into Cleveland.
They should be able to move the ball in this game,
even though the Breds are out.
Yeah, I'm with you.
Lions-Packers.
Packers are plus two and a half at home.
Oh, two and a half.
Plus two and a half.
Looks like Jordan loves playing.
So that, yeah, because it was three and a half yesterday.
So the line is moving in the direction of like,
we're feeling stronger about the idea that Jordan loves going to play.
I think he's going to play. That's my take knowing nothing and having no context
in the Packers organization.
And you know, these, all the teams lie now,
they wait until they try and get advantages as they should. But like you,
you, we really don't know who's playing in any games until 1255 on Sunday.
I will say this.
I think we have a better sense now on the Thursday, Friday with the practice and
what's released on what feels doable and not doable.
Like even the Daniels thing last week on Thursday, it was like, all right,
he's not written off yet. And they're not saying he's out,
which makes me think he's probably going to play. You just have to,
you're basically turning into Matlock trying to figure it out.
It's true. But like who had Puka and Cooper playing, right?
Right. That's true. So lions on grass is the
lions on grass outdoors would be the fear.
The counter would be you're getting the lions under a field goal and they're the
best team in the league.
And why wouldn't you just take that?
They're going to run the ball all over Green Bay and do some play action stuff.
And the counter that would be more no Jameson Williams, you know, take out St. Brown Packers
have a good secondary to me.
It's a stay away.
I want to watch it.
I don't, I don't think I need money on it or I can go Packers in a tease.
Yeah, I'm playing Packers Moneyline Packers in a tease.
Look at the weather forecast.
What is it?
Tation right now high of 52 degrees winds, 15 miles an hour or more
precipitation, uh, likelihood 60% or higher at game time.
You know who doesn't like playing in those weather conditions?
Jared effing golf.
You know, whose first outdoor game of the NFL season is this coming Sunday?
Bill Simmons, Jared effing golf.
You know what the numbers show about Jared golf in outdoor games?
That's one thing. I think he's around a 500 quarterback.
All of his numbers are dramatically lower in terms of completion percentages,
accuracy, all that kind of advanced stuff. Put some precipitation in the mix,
put some adverse weather conditions into the mix,
add that filter to the Jared Goff scenario and then see.
Now look, you can, one could make a very compelling case,
I would listen to it, of Detroit trying to run the ball
because they have a multi-headed rush attack
and they have an extraordinary offensive line.
And if you wanna make that case,
I'll listen and not dismiss it out of hand,
but the Lions are not going to be able to put
pressure on Jordan Love and the Packers. That,
the Hutchinson thing is really going to be felt this week.
So you're going, you're going bad weather,
golf outdoors with some things going against them. Lambo,
crazy crowd, Crazy crowd.
Crazy crowd.
Maybe they stuffed the Lions run a little bit.
Yeah.
Lack of a second receiver.
All right.
I'm just talking it.
I just want to make sure the considerations are out there.
I hate going against the Lions, but.
I understand.
They have the best against the spread record
of any team in the last three years.
We got the. Tees coming in the last three years. We got the.
Tease could be in the way. Tease the pack up. Tease the pack up.
Packers minus two and a half is plus 148.
Wait, what Packers minus two and a half is plus 148. Yeah.
I want it to be more than that.
I want a better price for that.
Street Moneyline is plus 124.
Yeah. Okay.
To me, if the weather is going to be super weird and wonky,
the over under is out for me.
Sure, sure. Yeah.
I'm not in here trying to argue for a total one way or the other.
I think the Packers tease two and a half up to eight and a half,
even though we know that Detroit's capable of winning by margin,
not in these kinds of matchups, not in this matchup, not,
it all depends on love. Obviously things can change, but if love is a go,
I like the Packers. Well, we don't know if love is a go,
which should be a reason to maybe not do anything with this game.
What if they decide on Sunday that he's not playing and Malik Willis is somehow
in our lives?
Then we lose money.
That's what happens.
Although Malik Willis, you know,
in his limited sample size, LaFleur is incredible.
Let's just give him some flowers so that he hears it.
Broncos are plus eight and a half in Baltimore.
Baltimore is still having some cornerback health issues.
Sean Payton, there's back doors are always open in Baltimore.
Lord have mercy. The back door is always open.
Kind of like the Broncos.
Here's the issue. I do think Marlon Humphrey's back.
I do think the backup for him that also missed last week is back as well.
And even with the issues that Baltimore has on defense, the idea of Bo Nicks
going into Baltimore and you know, the thing that Denver has done with, with
great success is, is throw the ball.
That kid in his last six games has at least four games over 200 yards passing.
Uh, may, may, and, and, you know, against the Panthers now, again, the,
the Panthers are, are, are D league.
That's not, um, a legit measuring stick, but they went away from the run.
Neither one of their running backs, I think got to even 50 yards
again, against the Panthers.
They're going to have to try and establish the run against Baltimore, except for Baltimore is the best run defense in the league.
And then I do think that even with what we've seen out of Baltimore
in terms of its secondary the vulnerabilities there, I don't know man. I like I don't not under any circumstances
Advocating laying eight and a half because we just can't trust Baltimore to keep that door shut in the fourth quarter But that's another great teaser eight half down to two and a half for Baltimore
You don't like that what if I gave you Denver up to eleven and a half
With the over adjusted at thirty eight and a half with the over adjusted at 38 and a half.
And that like plus one Oh three.
I love the over the over part of it is not an issue for me.
Baltimore can win by margin Baltimore.
They that's, that's the best offense.
I think their offense is better this year than last year.
And they had that offense last year, made Lamar an MVP.
And it's better this year because they have Derek Henry.
We disagree and I'm crossing it up.
Okay, okay.
I think both of us could be right.
I do like Sean Payton against that Ravens team.
I also could see the Ravens just running all over them
and the Broncos have had an easy schedule
and you'd be like, god damn it,
why didn't I realize this was gonna happen?
All right, My two favorites and I'm probably the Falcons Cowboys game,
which now is Falcons minus three. Oh, it's mom. Yeah.
Move from minus two and a half to minus three.
And I love the Falcons because I think Dallas sucks. Wow. I think they stink.
Wow. And yet this is the perfect team for them to play because Atlanta has,
they have a pass rush. Exactly.
And Dak can just throw the ball basically every down.
He can. And hang in the game. He can.
I still think the Falcons are going to win. Okay.
But I also think we're going to have a lot of points. And my question is,
is there, could you do some chicanery with this one? Wait, where do you stand on the game?
First of all?
Um, I agree with the latter half of your thesis.
I do think that, uh, the Cowboys are going to move the ball and there is with
Dakota with Dak as quarterback coming off of a loss, um, they're very good as
underdogs and they're good as, as road underdogs.
His record as, as a dog coming off of a loss is like, uh, in the 60% range,
um, under some of these, these sort of circumstances that we're, we're
measuring and are relevant to this.
Um, the fact that Atlanta can't get home with a pass rush at all.
And here's the, the concern I would have if you wagered on Atlanta.
We watched Dallas go into Pittsburgh on a Sunday night game and Pittsburgh
really couldn't get home at all. And they had some injuries.
They did. They backpicked that defense apart and it was with a bunch of dudes
that coming into that game, you know, Tolbert had the game winning touchdown
with incredible finger strength. Like, you know, Turpin factored into that, uh, the second string, uh, tight end,
you know, I, I just think that, that it's, uh, it's a susceptible spot. I do like the idea of
points in this game though, cause cousins, um, and, and these weapons really have been, um, meshing.
Well, what if I gave you, what, what adjusted over under would excite you?
What do you mean in terms of a total?
Yeah.
Like what if I was able to get this to 45 and a half?
I mean, I'm fine with that over.
I don't have any issue with that over.
Cause you could do a little adjusted Dallas plus seven and a half with
the over of 45 and a half. Okay. Okay. And that's basically even odds.
Minus one. Yeah. Good. And then we root for points. Right.
And Dallas to hang around. Love it. That's a good one.
The thing that worries me is Atlanta running the ball on them and just like,
just running the fucking shit out of the ball.
And Dallas never has the ball cause Atlanta always has the ball. Cause Atlanta always has the ball.
Fair enough. I think Dallas is going to throw it.
I had that Pittsburgh game in my head too.
If you give Dak time, he just moves the butt.
He moves the chains.
He finds dudes and that's kind of what you have to do against Atlanta.
That's what everybody that's beaten them is just throwing the ball on them and
move the ball down the field on them.
All right.
So Dallas plus seven and a half.
Maybe I could get that over under to, I wonder if I could.
I mean, you could do a basic tease again. You're not supposed to tease totals,
but if you tease Dallas up to nine and that total down to 46 and a half,
I mean, uh, 45 and a half. Yeah.
That's a minus, that's a That's a minus 120 tees.
It's not the same price as the price that you have at seven and a half.
That's what you get. That's even odds. That's a better price.
Yeah. So we'll do that.
OK. So so Dallas, seven and a half.
And then we get to root for Dallas and get mad if they fuck us.
Who will send mad text to cuz and to Raheem with the over of 45 and a half.
And that's minus one Oh eight.
Great.
All right.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
And then we love the Rams against the Seahawks.
We need to talk that one out.
I don't know.
I mean, it's, it's, it's Cooper cup.
These nuts on the field,
like an amazing opportunity for this Rams team with their offensive line.
And Seattle's down. The vibes are bad. You heard Danny. Yeah,
you could see they've lost for their last five,
their defense is 29th against the run. And, uh,
this feels very Ramsey to hooka Puka and, and, and cup these nuts.
I love that combo.
I also like Stafford as a road QB.
As do I.
Not giving a shit about not.
Not.
All right.
And we're staying away from the bears.
That's my humble opinion.
Uh, dream is one of his favorite bets.
I understand the thesis.
I just can't be in the situation of needing the Bears to close out a game
and watching those Dunderheads.
I mean, it like took miraculous morona-morana-moronics.
Miraculous moronics for Chicago to give that game away.
The handoff to the offensive lineman, seriously, one of the,
the dumbest plays of the decade.
I want Chicago to lose for the rest of this season so that I can buy them to
win the Superbowl next year when Mike Grable is the quarterback, I mean, the,
the coach, when Mike Grable comes in with all, with his coaching staff, with
the talent that the Bears have on both sides of the ball,
that team is talented, but those, those big dummies and you know, the players
hold their coaches in contempt.
It was hilarious.
One of my favorite undercurrents of hard knocks this season was the dumb,
dumb Iber Fluss making, uh, Caleb Williams go sit with him in his office and act like they're having one-on-one conversations and capable Kayla Williams could
Barely hide his disdain for the perp for dummy Eberfluss
I mean, I just enjoyed it so much but here we are those chickens have come home to roost
He'll be a fine defensive coordinator somewhere by the way good defense
So we only have three million dollar picks this week. Oh. I think that's fine. Okay I'm fine if you're fine I'm fine. Yeah I don't
really love the week and I think you get mistakes with some of this stuff when
when you start overcompensating and stuff yeah we disagreed on on a bunch of stuff which I think is usually a bad sign I do I do
wish the Tennessee line was like two and a half because I would take them against
the Pats I can't imagine the Pats would win two games in a row I kind of like
the Pats well we'll see if Drake may poison that. All right. Right. It's time the million dollar picks for week nine.
We won $15,000 last week and now we are up for the season.
$178,000. Not bad after eight weeks. Great job. Great job.
We're scaling back a little this week. We're not going to get to a million dollars.
We were betting $200,000 on the following games.
The Rams plus one and a half in Seattle.
We're bullish on the Rams in a whole bunch of different ways.
The Rams for the division five to one intriguing little flyer.
If you want to take it Rams for the playoffs plus three 10, uh, the cup,
Puka Stafford, Kyron Williams, not Kieran.
Kyron Williams.
No wait, Kyrie, like Kyrie.
Kyron.
The line's minus one and a half.
That's not both sides, speech dyslexia.
The line's minus one and a half.
You said plus one and a half.
The Rams are minus one and a half, that's what I meant.
Right, yeah.
Rams minus one and a half against the Seahawks.
In Seattle, we're taking them 200,000 on that. It is tease week.
We're going to scale it back a tiny bit and just take two games that we love.
The Eagles minus seven and a half against the Jags. You know,
it's really fun betting against coach middle seat.
How many more chances are we going to have to get?
Eagles with six crappy defenses coming up here. Shout out to the Dubundo for that one,
but Jalen Hurts, 20 to one MVP. We're looking at that one. Anyway, Eagles minus seven and a half,
teased them down six points with the Chiefs on Monday night against a terrible Tampa defense.
And poor Baker Mayfield, who doesn't have Godwin
or Mike Evans teasing them for minus eight and a half,
six points.
Eagles, Chiefs both have to win 200 on that.
And then last but not least,
we can't lose either way because this is fake money
and if the Cowboys F us,
then we just get to send angry texts to Cousins Sal.
Cowboys plus seven and a half,
parlayed with the over, with the over 45 and a half in Atlanta.
We expect a lot of points in this game. That is minus one Oh eight. Uh,
do you want to do it anytime touchdown score bet too? Is there anybody like,
I mean, Derek Henry every week, what is it?
Minus 300 for him to score a touchdown this week against Denver.
It's probably some preposterous number, but...
Well, we'll throw... We won't put money on that, but that'll be our recommendation there, Kenry.
Those are the million dollar picks for week nine.
House, before you go, we gotta go quickly through some NBA stuff, so we gotta take one more break.
to some MBA stuff, so we're gonna take one more break.
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All right, House, we wanted to just quickly dive into over-unders
with the NBA again. It's been, we're in day 10,
we don't know what's going to happen tonight, but there's already been some movement.
There's been some regrets.
There's been some self congratulations.
Um, one of the things that's really moved Memphis, the over under for them is
dropped from, I think it was 47 and a half when we did the podcast with
Versillo a month ago, it's now 44 and a half.
Oh wow.
And it's not looking great for them.
And we were wondering in that West carousel,
who was going to be good, who's not going to be good,
was somebody going to get nudged out
that we weren't expecting.
And Memphis has had some injuries already.
Verno's making just a ton of excuses.
He's bringing up things that happened two years ago,
three years ago.
Poor Verno, poor Verno.
45 wins seems ambitious for this team,
but that one jumped out at me. What'd you think? Three years ago, three years ago. Poor Bruno, poor Bruno. 45 wins seems ambitious for this team,
but that one jumped out at me.
What'd you think?
I still, well, we all took the under, I think.
Didn't we all take the under on Memphis?
We did, we all went under.
Yeah, nobody locked it though,
because there's just too much variance.
We haven't really seen Ja get going.
He hasn't been up to his level,
yet we've seen it in you know fits and starts
but if
When is the team gonna be healthy that that's the thing we keep saying well, you know
Let's see this team when they have all their guys
When is that gonna be when is you know triple J's back? Is he fizzy? Is he good?
Like how good is he gonna be?
Canard still you know dinged like when are we going to see?
What is he going to be? Um, canards still, you know, dinged, like, when are we going to see that, that, that
team and with all of its strength, where they're able to get on a stretch and, and run it down
out.
I mean, I'd play the under.
Do they seem as special as they did three years ago, just cause the league's so much
more talented, like their nucleus, which seemed really cool three years ago.
Now it's, I look around league pass and it feels like 15 teams have a cool
nucleus and now I just don't see them from a talent standpoint swimming in the pool of
some of these other teams. So that, that was one. We both had Atlanta over 36 and a half
that's dropped to 35 and a half. You just watched them twice against your wizards. What
were your thoughts? I don't know what's going on. If the idea is they're experimenting with lineups,
if there are injuries that I'm unaware of on Atlanta, like I need, I haven't gone deep into the
Hawks hive to see-
Hawks reddit?
Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but David Roddy played 32 minutes last night and had the green light
He had the green light from from coach coach Snyder
They can't defend
Anyone Jonas Valentudis?
What a guy he already I'm ready to crown him. Yeah, trade him now
Like you trade him
He's an amazing stabilizing force.
He was openly coaching on the floor the young guys.
So Washington played all three of the guys
that they drafted in the first round
in this most recent draft.
I mean, Saar actually looked pretty good.
Saar had a couple moves.
He knocked down a couple threes.
Bob Carrington.
Pretty good, like he was able to run in a straight line back and forth or he
actually, he made a couple of shots.
No, he made, he looked, you know, decent, but this is the Hawks defense.
Washington scored 133 points last night.
Without really breaking a sweat. I don't know what the,
they had no answer for Valen Chunas and the Wizards, you know
Cut them to death. I I'm worried about the Hawks. I'm worried
I'm a little worried too because you shouldn't be losing to the Wizards not back-to-back games. Yeah, that's pretty rough
We like Brooklyn. It was 18 and a half when we did it
It's now up to 20 and a half sure And it makes sense from what I'm watching.
They're super competitive in these games.
Cam Thomas, who we made fun of a week ago,
the guy's scoring, the guy's scoring.
You know, defenses are now gearing to stop him
and he's still getting points, so Schroeder.
I don't know what they're gonna do
because the team's almost a little too confident,
whether they're gonna try to figure out
how to sabotage that.
But they've jumped out at me as like they were in the running for
worst team in the league.
I don't think they are.
Right.
They play hard and then, you know, um,
could have beaten Denver by the way, too.
I, you know, their record, they could have a winning record right now.
Absolutely.
No, they're, they're, they're, they're alive.
They keep playing this hard and hard and their guys are committed.
They're on the same page, they're playing hard for Jordy.
I think that Jordy, at some point, management might step in
and say, look, look, look, we need to take it.
And we'll start seeing some rotations out of them.
Jordy, here's some Alibaba stock.
Can you just play Ben Simmons in crunch time
and hope the other team fouls him?
But right now, they're live.
I like that weird team.
Like they bring Claxton off the bench.
Um, the cam Thomas stuff, some of the possessions with him, he looks
like a 30 point score and we made fun of him on the over under pot about how
he's a good, good stats, bad team guy.
But he was making cry.
I might have to usher an apology soon.
Let's just let it play out a little bit.
We're still in weird season right now.
The Bulls are up to 30 and a half, which matches the eye test.
Yeah.
It was I think 28 and a half when we did it, but you know, that it's a team that has a lot of professional basketball players on offense and they're kind of a
pain in the ass to play.
I I've actually been pretty impressed by them.
That's another team that's playing hard.
They're not playing to tank and they're, I don't even know that they're
necessarily auditioning assets for the purposes of training them.
I think they're going to try and play and I think they're gonna try and make the play in
That's how they that what we see so far and they do have talent
I mean part of the case that we discussed with Rosillo at the over under pod was like what's the rebound for giddy?
What's what's good giddy look like? He's got the keys to the car. He looks good to me
Yeah, they you know convers conversely, like when,
like when you're watching Atlanta and I still like that, I'm not ready to give up
on the Hawks yet, but they look like kind of a mess. The, but they're interior
defense. Yeah, right. The interior defense for Atlanta is an abomination.
Literally if they should trade for your honest valence units that they might win,
you know, 45. They're-
Well, I don't know if you know what their defense.
They just don't have a body.
The Cavs, one of our great ones.
Yeah.
What did we have them before the year?
That was like 48 and a half.
It was the high 40s, yeah.
Yeah, it was like 48 and a half.
That is up to 52 and a half on FanDuel.
And then if you go to the division,
which I am proud to say I'm a Cavs
division ticket holder, cause I was in Boston, um, betting, making
FanDuel bets like a month ago.
The Cavs are now minus 140 for the central.
The Bucks are plus 270.
The Pacers are plus 340.
And I got to be honest, I don't think those Cavs odds are, I actually
think those are pretty good odds. I think they should be like two to one favorites, I don't think those Cavs odds are, I actually think those are
pretty good odds.
I think they should be like two to one favorites, right?
Sure.
Sure.
The way that was the thing, this was the idea coming in and why we were so bullish on them.
We were like, you know, let's see Kenny Atkinson with this team.
Remember how Kenny Atkinson had wings, how he nurtured wings.
Let's see Kenny Atkinson with like a healthy Garland and a Mitchell who knows he's going to be there
and a team that's been together for three years.
It looks great.
Mowgli and Jared and him empowering Mowgli especially.
Like you can't overstate how impactful his assertiveness has been thus far.
What do you think a division parlay of OKC, Cleveland, and the Celtics is all
three of those to win their revisions?
What would your guess be for that?
Is it OKC, Cleveland, Boston?
Can you get it to even odds a tiny bit better than even odds?
What if I told you it was plus two 68?
Oh, wow.
What am I misunderstanding about this?
Uh, the Celtics odds, they're still only minus two 10 for the Atlantic.
Cause people still believe in the Knicks and then OKC cause of Minnesota's in there.
They're only minus two 20.
And those seem crazy to me.
I agree with this.
What would have to happen for OKC not to have the best record in that division?
I had both of those teams winning their divisions in the minus 400 bite.
Like we've seen enough. like we've only seen five games
But that's enough for me. I totally I was really surprised by that
All right
a couple more over unders because this is really fun and
We haven't even gotten to the super fun one yet, and I can't I can't wait to discuss it
Denver
Still holding tight at 49 and a half. Oh under
We when we did the pod under
That seems they're gonna win 50 games. I don't see that at all. Are you allowed to curse on the Bill Simmons podcast?
Fuck no, they're not with a 50 games
What do you have to happen? What's going took would have to have like a complete career resurgence.
There is, they have one of the worst benches in the NBA.
They walked in like, this is disrespectful, honestly.
It's disrespectful to Joker for this tension between,
you know, in the-
The GM and the coach.
Yes, and the personnel decisions that have been made.
You can't use up the
joker three-time MVP and we're gonna just waste away their opportunity to really compete
because they gave Michael Porter Jr. a giant goddamn contract and this is the thing that
kills teams in the NBA. You cannot pay shitty, role, good players like super effing stars and
that's what they did and now they're gonna pay the price for it. It almost
sounds like you have personal experience as a fan with the team doing that.
Ten, fifteen years worth. Fifteen? Forty? Well the most recent 15 years though of of you know arenas who immediately
include Andre Blatch I mean that's my favorite you guys you guys amnesty
Andre Blatch for his extension kicked in was my favorite NBA moment of the century
that was only a three-year contract that was what was better than that ever in
the history of front offices I mean Jan Mahinmi got a four year, $50 million deal.
Oh my God.
Go back and look.
It's amazing.
Washington's the best.
What was the trade when you traded the Steph Curry pick?
It was for Randy Floyd and Mike Miller?
Yeah, that's what it was.
That was the trade.
Because we were just going to add some spring assets.
And the pick ended up being you could have had your choice of Ricky Rubio, pre ACL and
choice of Steph Curry? Yes pre ACL and stuff. Curry.
True. That's true. Those were the choices. Yes. Correct. That's right.
Unbelievable. See, people don't know the NBA history.
They think the NBA started when Kobe won his last title on the Lakers in 2010
and LeBron went to Miami. That was the start of the NBA. Other shit happened,
including that, uh, Clippers over under one of my locks was
Clippers under 37 and a half. Now they did lose to Portland last night.
Yes. But they're over as jumped to 38 and a half.
And I still feel okay with my position. I gotta be honest.
Yeah. I look, they, they play hard and they play defense.
That's the thing that that has impressed me the most
with the Clippers.
They're-
Well, I mean, you know, you're gonna have bad spots
schedule-wise throughout the NBA season
and who knows what kind of mischief folks
might have got into.
There are always sub stories about losses,
but I was so impressed by the way that the Clippers played. They had- Going state. um, I was so impressed by, uh, the way that the Clippers played,
they had, uh, yeah, that was,
for some reason the Clippers have always played golden state. Well,
there's certain teams,
Indiana always always looks really good against Boston or really horrible.
Like there's certain matchups that just seem to,
for whatever reason the Clippers do well against them.
Lakers are up to 44 and a half,
which looked a lot more enticing until they lost do well against them. Lakers are up to 44 and a half, which looked a lot more enticing
until they lost by 30 against Cleveland.
It's like, yeah, this is what happens
when you play young athletic teams.
I still feel like they're gonna be around that number.
I'm glad I don't have that as a lock either way,
and I guess it'll depend on the AD health.
Here's one though, Miami, when we did it,
I think it was 44 and a half. Now it's 43 and a half.
They feel very trade-ish to me.
I am on Jimmy Butler trade watch now.
Like I'm just ready.
Didn't they basically announce, didn't Pet Riley basically say
when he publicly called out Butler as the, as the summer arrived that he's
essentially available Golden state or Houston, if you had to pick a team for
him, just for being a basketball fan with no dog in the race.
Well, who can Golden state give Miami that helps Miami situation in any
way, shape or form.
It's probably like, uh, it's like comingo Wiggins,
one more contract and a couple of picks. I mean, those like, Oh,
we want golden States, you know, uh, afterthoughts.
I don't know. Houston is much more viable to me because they have like a bunch of
young talent.
And dying to do a three for one too. Yeah. I hit that last week. Uh, okay.
The Milwaukee bucks. Oh, poor doc.
Their overhunder is down to 46 and a half. It's still too high.
I think when we did it, it was, it was 50 and a half or 51 and a half.
It was the right around that 51 50. It might've been high 49s even.
It was close.
It was up for, where do you stand on the 46 and a half?
I would still take the under. I'm not hesitating.
There's no reservations about it whatsoever. You know, every other day. And it turns out he it's once a week day. And I named him that last week,
everybody or last year, everyone made fun of me. He's good once a week.
And then he plays two other games.
or last year, everyone made fun of me. He's good once a week, and then he plays two other games.
It's too much, and honestly, I kept giving you a hard time
when we were doing the over-under pod
about talking about the idea of Giannis maybe
looking to take us to town somewhere else.
That's what you did, you made me feel like a prick.
They have continued to invest in him.
They've given him every extension he's been eligible for,
but that's not a competitive team.
They have no answers.
Their answers are to trade all of those guys.
They need to start trading guys now.
They can't wait.
Who wants their guys?
If there's any Brook Lopez,
well, I mean, like Brook Lopez as a veteran,
like a three-point stabilizing force. Like to New Orleans, yeah. Yeah, right, right, right, right Lopez as a veteran, like a three point stabilizing force.
Like to New Orleans?
Yeah.
Right, right, right, right.
Do it now.
Don't wait.
You have no chance.
That team is dead.
That is a dead on arrival team.
Well, it was 50 and a half when we did the pot.
So it's dropped four wins, which is a lot.
Yeah.
That tells you all you need to know.
The Oklahoma City is around the same.
Orlando is still the same at 47 and a half, which I was really surprised by.
Why?
Cause they look like a 50 win team to me.
I thought that would have bumped up like a win.
They locked in on them with blocks for over 47 and a half.
So feeling good.
Okay.
This is another classic.
So before the year, the Philadelphia 76ers over under 50 and a half.
What do you think it is now?
47 and a half.
46 and a half.
God damn it.
So the bucks and the sixers have both dropped four wins in 10 days.
So it's the start of the season.
And by the way, I think I'd like the under.
I understand.
I went back to look at the sheet and I couldn't believe that I took there over.
I don't know what I was.
You weren't scared of the Embiid thing.
And I was telling you that there was stuff, there were rumors
about his knee in September.
Well, I, part of the, for me, I I'm sure, um, was the fact that I thought that Paul George and maxi were gonna be enough. I thought Paul George would be playing basketball
By now he's not I don't know where his name when we did the podcast to be yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Three-week injury and that had just happened it happened in the 24 hours before we sat down
You fucked up. It was a fuck up.
I did. It is a fuck up. I'm just saying, you know, I imagine...
You know what else is a fuck up? Pretending that Embiid was on a rest program when he's fucking hurt.
Also a mistake.
It's so weird. Why did they do that? Why say anything?
Because they didn't want to be embarrassed. Because they gave him an extension and he's fucking hurt.
That's... What was their choice? How about this? That they let him play in the Olympics and it's like, well, he's fucking hurt. That's what was their choice.
How about this? That they let them play in the Olympics and it's like, Whoa, that's not their job.
It's the player.
It's free will.
The players get to do and beat in Kauai going to the Olympics is one of the
biggest jokes of this decade that either of those guys thought that was a good
idea and that their teams had to pretend publicly that it was a good idea to go
along with it.
Yeah.
I know it'll be good.
It'll be good for you.
It's good for your brand.
And beat should have been in a fucking hyperbaric chamber for six months.
Literally getting training at altitude.
Like what were we doing?
Well, here's the thing.
Things were ridiculous.
It's a, it's bad for and bead in the sense of, um, performing for the team
that pays him and performing in the league.
That is, you know,
the true way that he's gonna be compensated.
But for his, he played great in some of those games.
Yeah, he did.
And there were some like genuine and bead moments
and he has that medal now.
And I do think that there was, you know,
we've talked about this in the past with these
international competitions.
Some of that winning dust might have rubbed off on him, being around those guys and watching
how they did it.
He hasn't been around very much winning dust in his career and seeing him, you know, he's
on the floor when Steph goes off, he's on the floor with LeBron.
That all could ultimately pay off,
because really it won't matter until April.
But for the purposes of Over Under,
this is a dead under.
And I'm gonna lose my money.
You and I have been following basketball a long time.
A long time, too long.
We remember too many things.
I don't know what to do with a lot of the information
in my brain at this point.
He's had so many injuries that we've just seen this before.
When we saw it with Blake Griffin a few years ago,
it's like you just start counting all the injuries
and it's like, oh man, this isn't gonna go great.
There's been too many now.
And I just wonder if he's at that point.
And they wouldn't even tell us what the knee injury is now.
We don't even know what it is wonder if he's at that point and they wouldn't even tell us what the knee injury is now.
We don't even know what it is, but he's had problems with both knees and he's
gigantic, right?
And at some point you pass the point of no return, which is why it's so nuts
that a they gave him the extension and B it made a ton of sense why he would've
wanted the extension because maybe he knew he wasn't a hundred percent.
It was like, fine, I'll take one more giant, you know, a couple extra years.
Him wanting the extension makes, makes perfect sense.
I just don't understand enough about the dynamics for them to say one word about
like what his health situation is or where, when he's going to come out.
They were embarrassed.
I really feel like they thought they could kind of slide around this and have
nobody notice and be like, do do you rest management and have people go,
oh yeah, they're doing risk management and people getting mad at that instead of
getting mad at the fact that and beat is fucking injured.
So stupid. It's so, I,
I hold the brain trust for the six years perhaps in too high regard. That's,
that's, that's maybe the thing.
the brain trust for the six years perhaps in too high regard. That's, that's, that's maybe the thing.
Um, Sacramento is down to 44 and a half.
Actually that might be where it was.
I don't have an opinion on that.
St.
Antonio who we went under on is the same at 35 and a half.
No, I don't like the under which I went under on and you, what did you, I went under, I definitely went under on. Yeah you... What did you do?
I went under. I definitely went under on Utah.
I think we all made it gone under on this.
That poor kid, Hendrix, what happened to his leg?
No, he went over.
For Utah?
27 and a half. It's now 24 and a half.
That poor kid, Hendrix, I hope he gets back.
I hope that his leg...
That was awful. I've never seen that
injury before the way he did it.
Yeah, yeah.
Cause it wasn't contact.
He didn't come down on somebody's foot.
That's what you expect to see at basketball.
It was almost like when you're watching.
Yeah, when you're watching Instagram reels
and somebody's going to get their mail
and it's icy out and their leg goes a long way.
I've never seen just a basketball player.
It was just so such a fluke.
Felt bad for that dude, I'm rooting for it.
I'm rooting for it.
Last but not least,
you're Washington Wizards.
Over 20 and a half.
You know, I'm so pissed.
Here's the thing.
This is the team that I thought they might have last season.
This is like some professionals mixed with kids.
The professionals set sort of the expectation.
They lead the kids into the possibility of just compete,
just compete.
And the number was low last season.
They added in the form of Valanchunas.
Yeah, Valanchunas, I'm telling you, he was on the floor coaching Bub Carrington and coaching
Kante George.
And it was amazing to see pushing Sar where he needs to go.
Now, Sar and Valanchunas weren't on the floor very much at the same time.
But you could see him.
It was such a beautiful thing to see.
So you think you're going to retire to see. I'm ready to.
Look, if you, when you see a guy.
He put him next to the biggie and Bobby Dandridge.
He bought all in on, they said, we're going to pay you.
Come, come be this guy for this team.
And he bought all in on it.
And I just was now I'll tell you,
it was very quiet in the stadium and I was sitting, you know,
thank, thank big thanks to our good friends at FanDuel for the seats
that I had.
Oh, FanDuel.
Close enough to hear some of the actual dialogue.
But man, I was so impressed by that guy.
So you're thinking, I went under as a lock at 20 and a half.
They could win 21 games.
They're still gonna be one of the three worst teams if they win 21 games. They're still going to be one of the three worst teams with if they win 21 games.
Yeah, it's irresponsible if they don't trade balance,
sheenness before the trade deadline, because they got to play off.
Teams actually need that dude.
I can think of four teams right now that could use them.
You know, it could use them.
The pelicans.
Holy shit.
What is going on?
They're probably not allowed to trade for him.
You know, last thing Celtics Pacers last night.
You know, the Celtics say, no porzingis, like you can get to the rim on them, right?
So they started playing Cata in the second half to try to change some of that.
And the Pacers are playing great. Celtics couldn't hit a three.
And it just seemed like one of those games.
And Joe Maz, who I don't think I've done a
harder 180 on out of any coach or manager I've ever had.
Like I fucking love Joe Maz.
Did you see his thing about Katie Bakes and Beck wrote about it today for the rigor that
he thinks they should have basketball fighting?
Oh yeah.
I mean Joe Maz is the best.
I agree with him.
But Joe Maz was feeling out the game the same way I was watching it where I was like I know we're down 18, but I feel like we can come back and
Just kind of stuck with this lineup stuck with Tata and the Celts came came back and all of a sudden they had a little
You know, we're the fucking champs
Last three minutes huge comeback Tata hit a big three
Send it to OT and then the Pacers just made a couple
I mean,
it came down to like Siakam at a 29 footer
at the top of the key, which I will give him
a hundred times out of a hundred.
Sure. And he made it.
Sometimes you'll lose those.
And we got a wide open shot from Jaylen,
who sucked the whole night and he missed it.
But it was weirdly a great loss.
It was like a, let's defend our turf kind of loss.
And the fact that they looked this good
with that poor Zingas,
I just, I like everything I'm seeing from them.
It's really like this team is good.
Like really, really, really good as a defending champ.
The sub story that I like also though,
is the Pacers as a potential thorn in the side for Boston.
Because that, that playoff series was closer
than what history is going to show.
They were competitive and their style of offense does give Boston.
They're a rare team that can give Boston a little bit of trouble because of how Carlisle
schemes up.
You know what's interesting about them?
And it's been the whole year like they didn't have Mather in the playoffs last year.
Right.
Mather and if you watch them knowing nothing like if you woke up from a coma after five years and you just watched the Pacers game,
you would think Matheran was like their alpha.
Sure.
I get that.
Sometimes he's like clear out, I'm gonna fucking score here.
Right.
The Pacers are good, man.
They're good.
I think you could make a case, Orlando, Cleveland, and the Pacers, you know, over Milwaukee and Philly.
I think I would take all three of those as regular season teams.
I don't think there's any question, but it was a really good game.
It's all going to finish ahead of Philly.
I'm super happy with the Celtic season.
Then you watch OKC same thing.
Like just they have depth, they're athletic, they're fucking competitive as hell.
Like Chet just loves going against Wemby.
That game was awesome.
It was awesome.
Like Chet just loves going against Wemby. That game was awesome.
It was awesome.
I love so far what we've seen out of Oklahoma city
in terms of a tiny click of maturity.
I see a patience in them that I don't know
that I saw last year.
It's cause Jalen Williams is a little bit better.
He might be, yeah.
And then Wiggins is a little bit better
and Wallace second year.
And then Chet, you know, he made a little bit of a leap. Like not,
not quite the same leap that Palo has been hinting at.
I saw some on the bench with Hardenstein talking to Chet.
They clearly have a nice rapport.
I wonder if those guys in their training camp before Hardenstein got hurt,
like if there was like a mentor thing going on there, cause,
cause Hardenstein, he's a big mother effer, a big physical guy.
I wonder if he's imparting some stuff to chit that's gonna be an absolute bitch of a team to play in the playoffs
Like I don't know thing we like them as the one seed division champ all of record like I've seen nothing that makes me think
We were off on that. I saw like when they do the post games and the whole team is in the post game interview
It's great. It's a little 2001, uh, 2001 paths.
But yeah, from everything I've seen, the Celtics and the thunder just seem like
they're up here. It's a drop night to night. It could be five, six,
seven other other teams. And that's it. Yeah. All right. House. Great to see you.
Thanks for sticking around for the whole pod. Happy Halloween.
Shout out to our guy, Michael Myers.
Shout out to Kyle Creighton and Steve Cerrutti for producing.
Thanks to Danny Kelly for joining us as well.
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