The Bill Simmons Podcast - Why Can’t the NBA Actually Fix the NBA? Plus, Super Bowl Hangover Stuff With Nick Wright and Bill’s Dad.
Episode Date: February 11, 2026The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by Nick Wright to compare the Super Bowl runs of the Chiefs and the Pats before breaking down what happened with Drake Maye in Super Bowl LX (3:12). Then, they di...scuss how they would fix the NBA All-Star Weekend, the problem with tanking, and much more (36:29). Finally, Bill cracks open a Michelob Ultra six-pack and answers six questions to reflect on the season before Bill’s dad joins to catch up on the Celtics and the Pats (01:28:42). Host: Bill Simmons Guests: Nick Wright and Bill’s dad Producers: Chia Hao Tat and Eduardo Ocampo Head to https://www.pepsi.com/where-to-buy The Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit www.rg-help.com to learn more about the resources and helplines available. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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All right, Nick Wright is here. You can see my first things first. And like me, on Sunday
night a year ago, you watch your team just get eviscerated during.
a Super Bowl.
And then your team, you were never the same.
I think you went 6 and 11 and your quarterback blew at his knee and it was bad.
It was in the dynasty.
And here comes to Patriots, our new dynasty, and then they get annihilated in the Super Bowl.
Now we're a dynasty list in the AFC.
Well, all right.
So a few things as you just come out swinging.
You're of the erroneous belief that the Patriots had one dynasty.
of 0.1 to 18. That's your belief, correct? That it wasn't 01 to 04, then the 05 to 13,
good, but not good enough with the undefeated season. Yeah. And then 14 to 18. Like, I think you,
like, do you, because if you think the Patriots had two separate dynasties, then I will fold my hand.
The Chiefs dynasty ended this year. But if you think it's one continuous run, then we're still alive,
baby. We can not win a Super Bowl for five years, eight years like you guys, and still be alive.
So what are the table stakes here on Dynasty rules? First of all, we went 10 years. Yeah, that's right.
You went 10 years with a couple really horrifying, embarrassing, ugly Super Bowl defeats.
Like, worse than getting blown out, losing heartbreakers to the bad Manning brother. Like,
it's hard to get over those types of things. Blowouts, just like, oh, it's too much.
When during the Super Bowl, somebody put a montage of all the times they almost picked off Eli
Manning during the first Giant Super Bowl. And it was over two minutes.
It was over two minutes of balls hitting our hand, fumbles that we had the fumble and then somehow
the guy rolled over and didn't have it. I got mad all over again. Yeah, we went 10 years and it got
to the point that when Curse made that catch, Jermaine Curse and the Seahawks. You thought you were dead.
Well, at that point, it's like,
Spigate has cursed us.
I remember, like, walking through the emotions for two minutes there,
like, there's something sinister happening now.
David Tyree, Mariam,
all the weird shit that went on.
Now we're going to lose on this freaking curse catch,
and then it flips the Malcolm Butler.
And so the Patriots run is so special for a hundred different reasons.
But it's also so interesting because it feels like, man,
play five of those games, two plays different.
And do you guys have 10 rings and then also take five games, five plays different?
Do you guys, if the Malcolm Butler pass play doesn't happen, do you have the emotional
gravitas for 28 to 3?
Or is the run over there?
You know what I mean?
Like I do think that the Seahawks comeback, which is.
an underrated comeback down 10 in the fourth quarter against that defense.
Two good drives, two good stops.
Right.
Was the precursor to the belief we can do it in 16?
So the, but we're now.
No, no, hold on.
This is an important point, though, because I do think when you're in the mix,
year after year, you're going to have some either or Super Bowls,
some ones you definitely should have won, and then the lucky ones.
And somehow that evens out.
So the Brady Belichick, I think they finished six.
and three. Rams was a 50-50 game, but they really had the game, and they're doing the
interception touchdown, which gets called back, which flips it. Panthers should have been a win.
Eagle should have been a win. First Giants game, they came back. We're down 1410. We do the drive
with two minutes left, but then we can't stop them. That was a 50-50 game. So is the next Giants game.
Seahawks game, we should have lost. Should have lost. That's a should have lost. And Falcons, you should have lost.
Falcons should have lost.
And the last Rams game.
We should have won that one.
Should have won that easier than you did.
Well, what about the Eagles game?
Where does that stand?
Because Brady threw for over 500 yards.
And they somehow lost.
So Nick Foles and Doug Peterson beat Bill Belichick and Tom Brady.
It's the one that doesn't add up out of all of those.
Especially because Brady was so great.
Yeah.
And it feels like an arrogance.
tax and I and I and I the arrogance on bellichick with the Malcolm Butler weird thing.
Yeah.
That there is just no.
I understand.
Listen,
Foles to his credit was unreal in the conference championship game the week before.
He was great that week.
But there's no way whatsoever where Tom Brady could have the game he had and you lose.
And so that that feels like maybe the oddest result of the last 20 years in the
NFL. The either or thing on the chief side is interesting because we've had no either or
Super Bowls go against us. We've had three close Super Bowl wins and two teeth kicked in
Super Bowl losses. Our either or games were conference championship losses, but I, you know,
can I silver lining those? Well, yeah, you're going to get the default game. That was a classic
either or. A classic either or that to this day, part of me is like,
Damn it. You win that game. Brady's on five rings, not six with the Pats. Mahomes can get that one. He's beat them. But Galaxy Brain here, if they win that game, and they make the Super Bowl Mahomes' first year, they don't fire the D coordinator Bob Sutton.
And who then, they then brought in Spags, which trans, which allowed transformed an underman defense early. So if they win that game, I don't know if they win,
than next year.
I don't know if they have the defensive personnel,
because that defense was so bad in 18.
The other either war game we lost,
AFC title game to the Bengals when Mahomes got concussed
and nobody, you know,
right before half.
Right.
Yeah.
It's down, up 21 to 3.
They blow it.
That's like, oh my God,
left a super on the table.
But again,
the butterfly effect of that was,
that led to the Tyreek trade.
which led to the next two Super Bowls.
It led to, and so the chiefs either were moments
have come around before the Super Bowl.
But this was that you were, so I told Wilds on Friday,
he was like just the only thing that can't happen is we get blown out.
He was like, if we get blown out,
all the schedule folks are coming out,
everything that we've seen in the last 24 hours,
he was worth, or 48 hours.
The drink my MVP stuff, everything.
Yes, all of it.
He was worried.
that what has happened would happen.
But I told him, I was like, okay.
And he was as confident as you.
He thought if there was a blowout coming,
it was the other way.
Well, we didn't know our quarterback got a freaking shot in his shoulder
right before the game.
If I knew that, I wouldn't have been confident.
Well, maybe your Patriots should stop lying on injury reports then
because they took them off the injury report.
Strip them of a draft pick.
If you want the sympathy, I want a third round picks.
You took the quarterback off the injury report,
Friday before the Super Bowl.
But here's the question I have.
Because what I told Wilds was a blowout will not, the worst case scenario for you emotionally
watching with your sons is a heartbreaking loss.
So let me ask you what like what was, because I've never had a heartbreaking Super Bowl loss.
I've just had teeth kicked in Super Bowl losses.
What was harder to deal with?
The, let's call it the, the Eagles suit.
The Giants are weird because there's extra bad.
baggage there. The Eagle Super Bowl loss where it's like close the whole time, how did we just
lose, or this loss where it was pretty clear 20 minutes in, oh, we might be screwed here.
I'm glad you asked because I actually prepared something for this, the five levels of Super Bowl
losses. Wow. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Let's do it. Level one. This is the easiest one. We put up a
good fight and we easily could have won, but we didn't. That's the Panthers against the Patriots in
2003. Really good effort. We almost won. We threw some haymakers. They beat us in the end.
But you feel good. Like we got there. We showed up. We didn't embarrass ourselves. We could have
won the game. A couple of plays could have gone differently. But if you're a Panthers fan,
you're like, man, I wish we had won. But, you know, we couldn't stop them. Can that only apply
if you're like a house money team? A nobody expected up to be your team. Which that's a
So if the Pats lose to the Seahawks 24-21 and we came close,
but you could kind of tell we weren't as good.
It was like, you know what?
That's a really good season we can build on this.
Yep.
Level two, that was painful.
I wish we lost two weeks ago.
So that's, that's, you know, like Raiders' bucks when the Raiders get to the Super
Bowl and the bucks just kill them.
And at some point you're like, I wish we never even made it.
But you're going through the seven stages of grief as the games happen.
You probably had that with Chiefs Eagles last year.
It's like, you know what?
Probably could have missed this one completely in retrospect.
The only reason I didn't feel that way was I like the having never lost to Josh Allen component of it and the ownership of the AFC.
The 4 and over Josh.
Right, which is a huge thing.
But yes, I was thinking the like the Chargers Niners, Steve Young game.
where it's like, oh, man, maybe.
Yeah, I wish we weren't even here.
Or the last Bill's Super Bowl.
Yes.
When they lost, however many a row.
I'm pretty sure the Pat's game like that was on Sunday,
but here are the other three levels.
Level three.
Wow.
We almost won and we freaking blew it.
I think to me the perfect example of this is the Jimmy Garoppolo Super Bowl.
Oh, I was going to say the Brock Purdy Super Bowl.
Well, the shit that, but you go, that, that Garapolo, that,
long pass that he missed, he overthrew the guy by what, a yard, half yard?
Yeah, Manuel Sanders.
You're thinking about that 10 years later.
But doesn't, maybe this is a next level.
What about the next Niners Super Bowl loss where they had a lead in overtime and the
chiefs were in fourth and one?
That next Niners Super Bowl loss, it is 1916, fourth and one in overtime, get a stop and you
win the game and
Nikki Bosa thought Patrick
Mahomes on fourth and one in the overtime of the Super
old was going to hand the ball off.
And crashed down on the running back and Moe's
scamper. Like that to me was the more
heartbreaking loss, but maybe it's a higher level.
Maybe it's, you're not there yet. It's tough because I always
felt like, I thought that
chiefs were going to win that. Everyone had so much
belief in Mahomes at that point. It was just like,
as long as he has the ball, I feel like they're going to win.
Fair. Level four,
we were demolished to the degree
that it now changes every positive member
I had of the season.
So that's the 85 Patriots
where we had this great run.
We beat the Raiders and the jets and the dolphins
all in a row. We extinguish all these demons.
Get to the Super Bowl.
It is an absolute prison beating.
It's like just people coming into the cell
and hitting us for two hours.
And then two days later, we have a drug scandal.
There's a cocaine scandal two days later.
And by the time it was over,
you're like, I kind of wish we...
Now when I think of the season,
I'm going to think of this first, which is probably what happened to the Chargers,
the Stan Humphrey's season and a couple others.
I don't think that's the case for this Patriot season because they were two years ahead,
one or two years ahead of schedule for that we thought they're going to be.
It was kind of amazing.
They made it.
And it didn't make me feel worse about this season.
So I think this was level two.
And I have one more level, but.
Yeah, tell me the level.
Well, here's the last level.
A brutal, unforgivable loss that will haunt me the rest of my life.
That's 283 Falcons.
that's Malcolm Butler game.
That's Scott Norwood.
You know the ones for that one.
So this, the Patriots game obviously wasn't that.
And you haven't had a drug scandal.
Now, your guy's version of Travis and Taylor, Stefan and Cardi B, might have, you know, hit the rock shortly after the Super Bowl.
So there's that.
Can't believe those two crazy kids couldn't make it work.
I know.
I really had my money over that one.
They seem so stable.
It's stunning.
But here's.
Here's why I wonder if this approach is level two territory.
Sunday.
I think it's level two.
You do.
I do.
Oh, no, level.
I'm sorry.
So I have a saying it approaches level four.
Second or last level.
Okay.
Yeah, second of last.
I did it backwards.
I do think this Super Bowl paired with the playoff run in its totality.
For me, has made me shift.
Drake May in my brain from
sure thing
to probably
probable thing. Wow.
Like Drake May, I said
after week 10.
Like he's just going to be a top five
quarterback for me moving forward. Like I don't know
if that means burrow gets kicked out
or who, I don't know how it shakes out.
But seeing him
go
0 for 4, he was
miserable in all 4
first halves miserable. And the weather was fine in the first halves of those. He had a good second
half against the chargers. He had three good drives against the Texans. Yes. He wasn't like a dumpster
fire for four rounds. Well, he was a dumpster fire in the first round for all four rounds. And
I thought that in the first half, sorry. And I thought that this way the Super Bowl played out was
concerning in this regard.
I thought it was pretty clear Vrabel's game plan was
Darnold's going to screw up.
Like the game plan was,
don't make a mistake,
Darnold will.
And man,
the first play of the game,
he almost threw a pick six.
I mean,
the first,
we almost got three of them.
Right.
And so he just,
and you almost got a couple
drive-changing sacks,
and he just barely alluded them.
And so Vrable's game plan was,
don't make a mistake.
and those first nine drives, it's nine punts.
And in the moment, it was like, okay, Drake, you got to go make a play.
Your final five drives is two touchdowns, three turnovers.
And it felt to me like throughout this postseason, the window opened of all against good defenses
in order for him to hit those huge plays that he was so great at early in the year,
does he become too loose with the football?
Like, does the fumbles and the sacks and the interceptions,
is that the cost of doing business for him hunting big plays?
And that would be my concern.
And I think that stuff predates the shoulder injury late in the Broncos game.
I thought he was awful the first half of the Broncos game
before there was a fleck of snow in the air.
And to me it was, he was like,
I just can't turn it over.
I've got to be careful, and that concerns me.
So I watched the game again, and that's where I've landed.
There's two pieces.
One is what you just said.
I think he was too sloppy with the ball in the first game,
and they were hammering in.
You have to protect the ball.
And they kind of shut down a switch with him.
Yes.
What was great about him during this season,
and this is why obviously not, I still am 100% on Drake May.
He had the wild plays.
There was a recklessness in a good way.
and over and over again,
he would just do something.
You're like,
holy shit, whoa,
oh my God.
And it felt like this was a more,
I just got to protect the ball,
I got to,
so that was the one piece.
And the other piece was,
I think he just took too many hits
during this season.
The shoulder thing,
I don't know what the injury was,
but he was missing,
especially in this last game,
he was missing throws that he made,
he completed 73% of his passes.
He was missing throws
that he made for four months.
And I've never been,
in a situation before.
In basketball, you're used to it, right?
When somebody's just, they're bad in basketball, it's like, oh, that guy's gacking.
Or, oh, that guy, they've unlocked something, like Tatum and Brown in the 22 finals.
It's like, oh, the Warriors have figured out something.
These guys are young.
This will make them better.
They're going to come back stronger.
The main thing, him missing 10-yard throws over the middle, just tells me, it just tells me
that he was hurt and they were hiding it because they weren't doing rollouts.
They weren't doing rollouts.
So you think he got hurt before, like, he got hurt at the end of the regular season?
I think he got, if I had to bet on a scenario, I think he got banged up in the Chargers game because he took big hits in that game.
Okay.
But I think he got hurt in the Broncos game.
Because if you look at the way they designed plays, they didn't use his legs at all.
Seahawks are running, or they're rushing four.
They have seven going back, which is like, that's like, that's like money for Drake May.
Just get me past those first four.
I'm getting 10 yards.
they just didn't want to use them that way.
You didn't do it.
Well, they didn't want to use them that way, which is different.
Yeah, so that, so that's, I mean, he's played 33 games,
has been sacked 102 times, which is a big number,
obviously 21 in these four playoff games.
And that is what made him so unbelievable the first half of the year in particular was
he had a real devastating quality with his legs.
And throwing on the run, which was that was his secret sauce.
And the best deep ball thrower in the league by a lot.
Yes.
Those first two, like the best deep ball thrower in the league, the first two months, he was the,
there was a period where he was the only guy in the league that when I'm watching, you know,
yours, obviously you're watching the whole league, but your primary focus when the
patch are on is the pads.
Right.
The pads are, you know, one of my focuses.
He's, but he was the only guy in the league that when you,
you saw him chuck it 30 yards deep, you expect, it was the opposite of how I felt early in
the season when Bo Nicks threw it 30 yards deep. Every time Bo Nicks early in the year threw it 30 yards deep,
I'm like, that fucking thing is going out of the best. You know where it's going. Yeah, yeah. Right.
And Drake, you expected them to catch it. That changed by the end of the season, then into the playoffs.
Then there is this other, because Greg Jennings on the show, the biggest criticism he had was
for Josh McDaniels for not giving Drake answer.
to the Witherspoon Blitz.
He's like it's a slot blitz,
which means, and you said it, I think,
on Sunday's pod.
Yeah, like, turn around.
Turn around.
Dings just turn around.
So I think McDaniels obviously is an awesome offensive.
Did you see the Seahawks?
First, they said two things.
One, they knew they could attack certain things.
They knew it was going to work.
It's always scary when the other team's like,
we knew this was going to work.
Yeah.
But it seems like they knew
whether the Patriots were in run or pass.
that they could tell by the way
the linemen were lined up
that they could tell what the play was
and it was like that kind of makes sense.
How did they know over and over again
when the team was passing?
So that would be,
I mean,
sorry, I don't mean to make you bummed out.
Because I want to,
I have one Josh McDaniel's question
and then one offensive line point
and do whatever you want.
Well, that's another thing.
We found out the left tackle
had a torn knee ligament.
But we knew that.
He missed a month with it.
Yeah, but they made it.
seemed like he could play and it was
healed. And then
he was like, yeah, I was playing with the Torin.
I mean, I think he was playing with a Torin MCL,
which makes sense because there were times people pushed
him back and he just fell backwards.
Well, I mean, if people aren't watching
on Netflix. Benchum.
Okay, if people aren't watching on Netflix, Bill
pantomime falling backwards, but when Bill
pantomime did his arms weren't T-Rex
like, they were regular. So like that's
So that hurts.
I mean, listen,
you took a pretty good guard
four overall. It's a tough spot.
No, Brable said he's fine. I know Brable said it.
I know Brable said it. What do we make of this stat?
Yeah.
Ten Super Bowls, Josh McDaniels has coached in.
Only, to be fair, only seven is the coordinator.
Yeah.
But all, you know, Tom Brady or Drake May is the quarterback for those 10.
Three first quarter points total.
It ties into what happened all season.
They always started slow and then took second quarter.
started, come on. I thought the coaching was terrible. Can I read you the common reasons for a shoulder
injection according to Google? Jesus. Yeah, I'd love it. It was like, yeah, shoulder injection.
I wonder why somebody would get that. I don't know. I've never had a shoulder injection.
There's five possible answers that Google said. Number one, rotator cuff injuries, inflammation or
partial tears. Number two, bursitis or tendonitis. Inflammation of the bursar tendons due to
overuse or injury. Number three, arthritis. He doesn't have bad. He's 23.
Number four, frozen shoulder adhesive capsulitis, extreme stiffness and pain where the injection
helps improve range of motion. And then number five, impingement syndrome, pain caused by
tendons rubbing against the shoulder bone. He had to have an injection before the game.
Yeah. And then he, and you could see it with some of the throws where he's like whipping 10-yard
throws and there's a throw that died 20 yards.
We'll never know.
And I don't think they'll ever tell us because I think they probably lied on the injury
report, which is illegal.
But they didn't know, probably.
He was on the injury report Thursday.
Friday before the game, they removed him.
And then after the game, he's like, yeah, my shoulders shot up.
But what's weird about that is his three best throws of the game were in the fourth quarter.
Like, as the throw over the middle in triple coverage, not the one that lost to
game, but the one that was caught.
Yeah.
Was a great throw.
The touchdown was a great throw.
Those were late.
So I don't know.
Well, can I ask you this?
Yeah.
QBs, who would you want the next five years?
Love this.
Love it.
Next five.
So that takes us 26, 20, basically through the 2030 season.
The rest of the decade.
Alan Mahomes, May, Burrow, and Herbert.
Is there any one you would bump for somebody else?
Oh.
Yeah.
I was May, Borough, Herbert.
Is there anybody on the cusp for you?
Well, that wouldn't be my top five.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
So who are you bumping?
Yeah.
So I would go, I would go,
Mahomes, Allen.
So you take Mahomes over Allen?
Yes, of course.
Coming off in ACL in his early 30s then.
The early 30s, by early 30s, you mean 30.
So yes, technically early 30s.
Yes, coming off in ACL, I am not, I feel about Patrick Mahomes heading into
2006, the way you felt about Tom Brady in 2009.
So yes, I would have Mahomes, Allen, won two.
But for me, May would have been one.
And now with the playoffs that he just had, whatever the reasons were that we don't know
the answers, I don't know how he can be won.
And I love Drake May.
I wouldn't trade for any QB, but I just, I'm trying to be rational.
he can't be won after how he just played in the playoffs.
And that's what's fair.
And I think,
and I think we can open the conversation up a bit to,
hey,
May versus Caleb will be an interesting debate over this next five years.
So you would take Caleb over Herbert because I would too.
I was trying to be generous to the nerds.
There's a lot of people I would take over Justin Herbert.
Because every column on the ringer that is a Justin Herbert defense has this
sentence in the first paragraph.
You have to be willing to ignore his playoff meltdowns or there is this little like Cliffs
notes version of or footnote version of, yes, we understand the two worst games he's played in
his last 50 or the two playoff games and they were both meltdowns of the historical
context.
Right.
And so I wouldn't.
And I would.
So here's, because you included Burrow.
I have a crazy stat for you.
Last five years,
last five years,
Burrow and Lamar have played the exact same amount of games.
Oh.
And we look at Burrow as like a real injury concern.
And he and Lamar Jackson both played 73 games the last five years.
They both have not played in the playoffs three of the last five years.
So I would, for me, my top five would probably be for the next five years.
for the next five years
Mahomes,
Allen
Caleb, Drake May,
Drake May Caleb,
three, four.
And then my fifth,
God,
dog it.
Who would my fifth guy be?
Burrow.
Remember, Jaden Daniels is in there?
No,
Jane's as skinny as I am.
Yeah.
I would go Burrow,
but I would be nervous.
So Burrow,
but Burrough is my worst-case scenario
for the next five years.
years for Jake May because part of the reason they had so many injuries is because he was getting
the shake kicked out of him every year playing no offensive line. And it's like there's so many hits
they're just going to add up after a while. And I don't care who you are. Don't you think Vrable will
the reason I would not be as worried about that piece of it is Vrable is just so much sharper than
Zach Taylor. And Vrable like I don't think Ellie, again, you know the past better than me. I don't
think Elliott Wolf is running things. I think Brable is. And Vrable knows what to prioritize.
so I think you guys will protect him.
Can I ask you one more Pat's question?
I know there's other things you want to get to.
Yeah.
Do you want them to trade for A.J. Brown?
No.
I want them to build through the lines.
I honestly, we see it every year and then we forget.
I totally agree with you.
I totally agree.
If you can get to the point where you have a four-man pass rush that's effective,
that seems like that's the single most important thing you can have other than a quarterback.
And then the third most important thing is, can you block?
Can you block?
Can you rush with four?
Do you have a quarterback you trust?
And if you just have those three things, you can win the Super Bowl.
And you just said a pass rush with four is the most important thing other than a quarterback.
Some would argue it's the only thing that stops the great quarterback.
Yeah, you're right.
It's certainly like Brady lost to the Giants because of it.
Both the Mahomes Super Bowl losses is because of it.
The patch just lost because of it.
Like our last two Super Bowl winning quarterbacks are quarterbacks that you grew to
like, like, okay, they're, but you had questions about who had these awesome D-lines
that just made the other team's quarterback pee down their leg, or, you know what I mean,
just play terrible.
And so, yeah, that's the, so I, Wilde wants them to trade for A.J. Brown because he has
the relationship with, I think that, I think the receivers are fools gold.
Like, they, people should look at the Tyreek as like the example why he wouldn't do that.
Trade of Tyreek.
He won two Super Bowls the moment you traded them.
Correct.
To me, paying $60 million for two receivers,
I would just never do that if I ran a team.
But it does seem like part of the art of this.
And I hope the Patriots, Bob Crafts been cheap.
I'm going to use the C word.
He's been cheap for 12 years.
Part of the art of this and something Philly's been really good at,
I think the Rams have been good at,
some of these teams of just they keep pushing the cap a year later.
It's like the dinner check comes and they give it back to the waiter.
And they're like, can you bring this?
back in a half hour and then the guy comes back and said, can we take 30 more minutes with
this and they just keep pushing it kind of to infinity? Because all the NFL does is make more
and more money every year in all these different ways. And that seems to work. So here's,
so that is, so this is something, because I listen to Sheal. Shield talks about this a lot. Yes,
this is a big shield thing. And I disagree with him on the efficacy of that. If you believe you have
a quarterback the level you believe Drake May is.
So let me just give a look.
So what you're talking about is,
I'll do this as quick as possible.
I don't want people to turn it off.
Talking about void years.
Teams tacking on void years
so you can pay a player,
a bunch of cash,
and it costs you cap in years.
They're not going to be on the team.
Right.
You're borrowing from future years.
It's like a loan charge strategy.
Correct.
A quarter of the league doesn't use them at all.
The chiefs are one of those teams.
The Pats are kind of one of those teams.
they don't do it.
No, the Browns did it out of necessity because the Watson trade's been such a disaster.
Wait a second.
The chiefs are doing something because they somehow had the ability to pay Chris Jones, Mahomes, Kelsey.
But Kelsey makes no money.
And those are the only guys on the roster they're playing other than their offensive linemen.
But you have other expensive guys in the team, though.
The offensive linemen, Chris Jones, and Mahomes is the whole list.
That's where you landed now.
That wasn't where you landed three, four years ago.
Well, what the chiefs are doing is Mahomes is a 10-year deal.
So the Holmes' deal, it's not void years.
They can just constantly rework that.
But let me say what Philly's doing.
Yeah.
So the average team, like the median team, 16th rank, has like $60 million of void years,
of future cap that they're borrowing from.
The Eagles is at 472 million.
And it almost all comes due in 2028 and 29.
So what the Eagles did and they did this previously in one of Super Bowl was they are saying,
we are stocking up on this five-year run.
And then we are going to, by definition, have at least one season where we're bad.
Well, the Saints did this too with Peyton, right?
That was one of the first teams that did this.
Yeah.
But they did it because their great quarterback was at the end.
They're like, who cares if we suck after Breeze we're going for?
Right.
I wouldn't want the Chiefs to do it now.
When Mahomes is 35, start doing it.
Because who gives his shit about the team when he retires going to be bad?
If I were you in the Pats, I would hate it with Brady near the end.
Correct.
At the end with Brady, if that's when you do it or.
You do the seven-year deal with Brady and you just keep pushing money around.
Correct. But they never did that.
If they did that now with May, it's like, okay, just so you know, when Drake May's 29,
all these bills are due and we're going to have an awful team for a year.
But that's why you give them like a 12-year deal for $700 million.
Well, then you start getting...
The Mahomes deal is so crazy that 10 years, I mean, he's on a 10-year, $450 million contract.
So he makes $45 million a year
that they've never added money to it.
They've accelerated money through him.
And that gives use a level of flexibility
that other teams don't necessarily...
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All-Star weekend is coming up. It's 37 minutes from my house. I'm not even sure I'm going to go. I'm still on the fence.
That's that the All-Star game is just beaten and beaten out of me over the course of my life.
Now they have the world.
I don't know what's happening.
Brandon Ingram is somehow on a team now.
I'm like, I don't, I might just stay home.
I have a couple.
Can I try to convince you?
Hold on before you get to you, because if you're not going to the All-Star game.
Yeah.
Because I am, I'm flying to L.A. Saturday morning for a number of reasons, one of which is in something that I almost think is better if we don't even
explain and the audience who doesn't know my story is just perplexed by it.
One of the reasons is I'm coming to L.A. to see my granddaughter, who's three months old.
Wow.
Unbelievable.
But the other reason is, and this is where I think if you're not going to the All-Star
Game Sunday night, you certainly should hit up Ringer colleague Rich Paul and come to
the clutch sports party Saturday night.
The clutch sports party.
The Clutch Sports Saturday night
All-Star Party, I'll be there.
I'd officially be a member
I wore the clutch sweatshirt last week,
kind of ironically during the trade that, bud.
I know.
I'm just saying,
can I give you an All-Star Saturday thing
that I just have to put my foot down on once or for all?
I don't mean to be a dick and just piss on stuff,
but nobody likes tall guys in the dunk contest.
I'm waiting to meet my first person
who's like, hey, I heard they have three centers
for the dunk.
dunk contest. Can't wait. The shorter the better. I'd rather watch five foot two people try to dunk
than a seven foot person. I'd rather they pick five foot two people out of the stands. Who wants to
watch Jackson Hayes dunk? I wouldn't want to watch him dunk if he was outside my house right now,
my court. Dwight was the outlier. I didn't even enjoy that. It was fine. It was fine. Whatever.
There was a lot of showmanship. Dunking on a 10 foot hoop. How hard is that? Is this possible, Bill?
that we, until we get to the point in human evolution,
where somebody can do a front flip dunk,
that all the dunks are done,
that like we've said,
that the, what's happened to the dunk contest is actually,
we're out of new ways for people to dunk.
I've been saying this for 15 years.
It's over.
We're done.
I was thinking watching the Winter Olympics.
I used to love the ski jump as a kid.
It was the most terrifying event.
They were using 1970s skis.
They don't have the track the same way.
And these people go down.
You really felt like their life was in danger every time.
You'd watch it.
You'd just be like, oh, my God, next one.
Oh, he landed.
And now they have awesome equipment.
And it's the most boring thing I've ever seen.
It's like, oh, he's a foot longer than the last person.
It's like, cool.
All right.
And I didn't watch it.
There's no danger at all.
Once we've removed the possibility, there are certain things that the possibility of disaster is what makes it captivating.
Well, that's F1.
Let's be honest.
People are watching F1 partly because of the danger.
And if they say they're not, they're lying.
So I don't, the All-Star Saturday, I have a lot of feelings about the things the NBA needs to fix.
and needs to fix from a unilateral
just a, an edict from Adam Silver.
Like not, let's not have a committee.
Let's not, you know, it seems like they keep tweaking different
All-Star approaches and none of them have worked.
Well, it's like we're both married.
It's like if our wives were like, hey, I'm going to try that tuna casserole again.
And it's like, well, it was terrible.
the first 49 times you made it.
No, but I was talking to one of my friends
and they said if I use these
different kind of breadcrumbs, it's going to be really
good this time. It's like, all right, I guess.
And you know it's going to suck.
That's Saturday night.
It sucked every year.
And the game,
here's the only thing
that could save the game.
Wait, wait, wait, can we go back?
I'm going to get to the game for in a second.
Sorry.
The Saturday, strip everything down.
Forget all the, all the content.
in the events,
what do people actually want to see?
Like, if you ask your son,
if I ask my son,
just be like, what do you want to see?
The first thing they would say to me is,
I want to see Caitlin Clark and Sabrina
trying to make threes and beating the NBA players.
I think it would be the number one thing people would want to see.
The number two thing would be,
I want to see the best players in the dunk contest, right?
Yes.
And that's really it for Saturday night.
And then I don't know if you think of anything else.
You're not into a one-on-one tournament?
No, because I don't think the guys would care enough.
I think they would do the half-ass.
The same reason, the horse doesn't work.
They don't want to be embarrassed.
These guys always move into, I don't want to be embarrassed mode.
You'd really have to pick it carefully.
Like, you'd have to pick the people, like the Anthony Edwards types,
who would be like, I'm actually going to take this seriously.
I mean, honestly, out of anything,
I'd watch the Isaiah Stewart running off the bench contest over anything else.
Yes, Stewart coming off to save a teammate, risking a 10-game suspension, I'd watch.
Do you think, slight non-sequitur, you know, you guys have talked about how Joker,
Joker wants to be, you know, wants to do something with his horses and is kind of cursed by how good he is at basketball.
Yeah, right.
Like, if there's a hundred percent chance that if Joker could make as much money doing whatever he does with his horses as he can in basketball, that's what he would do.
So you think he'd run into a horse event where he wrote a horse shooting three?
No, I was thinking about Isaiah Stewart.
Oh.
We all agree that Isaiah Stewart's real passion is fighting, right?
Like if somebody was like, hey, your NBA contract is valid, but it's for the UFC.
He'd be like, I'm never touching a basketball again.
Sign me the fuck up.
The thing is he's really good.
Like, that hurt the pistons, that he's going to get suspended.
I think he's just like the greatest teammate.
He really takes things personally on behalf of it.
of his teammates, which I love.
But we've also seen that going wrong.
Yeah, and on behalf of himself.
He's the only person in 20-plus years
who actually legitimately got mad at LeBron
and wanted to beat the hell I was going to say.
Yeah.
He's the only one.
He was going to fight LeBron.
Yeah, and beat his ass is what was going to happen.
Eme Adoko was the only other one
who kind of side-eyed LeBron
and was like, if we want to go, I'm right here.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think that would have worked out well for email.
Isaiah Stewart maybe has the age advantage and would have had a would have had a shot.
So you have him like minus 180 over LeBron?
Who?
Isaiah Stewart?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, young Isaiah Stewart against old LeBron, maybe.
LeBron crafty, like a little Julio Cesar Chavez.
Right.
I would have LeBron minus 400 over coach Eme Adoka.
He's a tough.
He's a tough motherfucker though.
I know he's a tough guy.
I understand.
I still, but this is foolishness.
Wait, I interrupt you on your Sunday thing.
How would you fix the game on Sunday?
Is it fixable?
Because I don't think it is.
It's fixable in four years if your guy, Connipple, continues on this trajectory.
And we just have to say, you know what, PC headlines be damned.
I know where you're going.
White guys versus black guys.
Luca, Joker,
Flagg, Reeves,
Kniepple
against Wimby, whomever.
And I'm telling you right now,
guys would play fucking hard.
Like that,
there would be a real edge to the game.
It would get a talkie.
We get a lot of talking points going that week.
And we are getting close to a place
where it'd be like, oh,
that'd be a good game.
Like there hasn't been.
a moment in the NBA in the last 50 years where if that ended up just by chance being the
game, it would be you could see either team winning. But right now, like Cooper flag and Conniffle
and Austin Reed. Pitchard's out there. Yeah. Right. But they also get all the Eastern Europeans.
Like you get Luca, you get Joker, you have real talent. That's something. In the meantime,
I don't know what the hell you do. This U.S. versus the world thing is.
not good. Nobody understands it.
Here's the problem.
I do this for a living.
I don't totally, when they announced
the All-Star teams, I'm like, wait,
I thought they were going to announce eight foreign
guys, 16 Americans, they still did
East West. I didn't understand any
of it. If you can't explain
it in a sentence, fire
the guy who came up with the idea.
Yes, that's right.
Like, it's a basketball contest. Can you explain
in a sentence? Well, there's
three kinds of the world.
this team's eight
and there's going to be a round run
it's like wait
you lost me five seconds in
this leads to
I really want to dive in
Adam Silver here
who I might even run into
this weekend so this could be awkward
but I thought of this one
you know
I've been talking about Seattle and Vegas
and expansion for four years
I was like the first person to bring it up
and I think it was serious for a while
then I think they backed off
and the media deal was as big as it
was then I heard it was just going to be one team. Now there's been buzzed for a while that
maybe they're thinking about two again. There's a big coalition against it that Jim Dolan is a
big part of. And somebody reported this week, it's back on. I think it'd be a huge mistake.
And it ties into the other biggest issue that the league has now is the tanking, which has become
Groundhog Day. Every February we do this, it's like the first time everybody realized that
tanking's terrible.
And new ways to, what the Jazz have done this past week is unprecedented.
We're going to have two more teams when we already have eight teams on February 7th that
have punted on the season.
Eight of the 30 teams have punted.
We're going to add two more that don't give a shit.
Why would they do this?
Like to me, there's like huge fundamental issues with the league that they're just yadda-y-a-ing
and pointing to all the media money they've made
and the fact that their players are famous
and that everybody loves the playoffs.
It's like the regular season has real issues.
It's too long.
Guys are getting hurt too much.
Everybody is making so much money.
The only reason to have 82 games
is because you make money from it.
You go down to 70.
You make less money.
Guess what?
Devin Booker instead of making $75 million in 2008,
he'll make 73.
He'll be fine.
All this shit, everything they're doing,
they're not serving the larger picture of what do fans want?
How do we keep our players healthy?
How do we have a competitive season from start to finish?
How do we avoid over one-fourth of our league not giving a shift for the last two months?
How do we fix this?
And it's the first time I really wondered, like, is do we have the right guy running the league?
Because he doesn't seem interested in actually fixing real problems that everybody can see.
And it's not about like, look at the NBA Cup.
Oh, we created this thing.
your schedule is too long.
You have to fix this.
It's too long.
It should be 70 games.
So I want to, first of all, that's a, that's a great, great three-minute Simmons rant.
Yeah, I just did a first take rant.
Jesus.
That was great.
That's a great rant.
Sorry, I got fired up.
No, but is Adam Silver a wartime consulieri?
And does anyone in the NBA office understand?
It's wartime that I don't care.
To your point, the media deal is separate from the overall health of the league long term.
I listened, obviously, to your conversation with Chuck about his great book, football.
And he talked about kind of a sidebar to your conversation was the ebbs and flows of leagues and popularity and what has been in the sports fan zeitgeist over the last hundred.
years. And one of the lessons of that is no league, no sport has a lifetime license to importance or to being
a major, major American sport. And the arrogance any of the leagues could have, which is it couldn't
happen to us, is concerning. Major League Baseball, for whatever criticisms people have,
their commissioner, who I think is fair, there's a lot of fair criticisms of him. He said, you know,
what, we have real issues right now. And I don't give a shit if people think these changes are too
drastic. Right. I am just going to, by edict, change some of the rules and make the sport,
because ultimately, it's all entertainment. This is the entertainment business. We're fighting for
eyeballs. We're fighting for interests with Broadway, with other leagues, with TikTok, with everybody.
We've got to become more engaging. And the NBA's right now refusal,
to me address what are,
they're in a three front war of what are real threats.
Front one,
I'm not going to pretend to be smart enough to understand,
which is something about the way modern basketball is played.
Modern athletes' bodies are not really able to handle.
And we have more.
Your guy LeBron said this on more than a game.
And it kind of came and went at the moment,
but he's like, basketball is way harder to play now.
It just is.
I'm telling you, I've been here for 20 plus years.
It's harder to play now.
There's more running.
There's more stop and start.
There's more sprinting.
It's harder.
They're not going to listen to him.
What the fuck?
And you've talked about how the, you know, the canary in the coal mine is the Achilles and how that used to exclusively be an old guy injury and it's not anymore.
And these soft tissue issues.
So that that is a big, I'm not saying there's a simple fix to that.
But that is something that is existential.
Get rid of the Eurostep.
How about that as a fix?
How about...
Change the rules dramatically.
How about like the footwork shooting coaches, and I don't have to name them,
but how come certain clients of certain shooting coaches seem to have lower leg injuries
all the time?
It's because they're putting too much stress in their lower legs.
Tyreece Towerburn and Jason Tatum shouldn't be blowing out their Achilles at age 26, 27.
It's ridiculous.
So that's the first one.
And that's the, I think that's the hardest one to solve, but it might be as important as any.
The second one is this.
And this one, I don't care if I sound like an old guy, as I said, I'm a grandfather.
I'm allowed to be an old guy.
Grandpa Nick.
Part of every sport has an identity that makes it special.
For football, it's violence.
It just is.
It's just, you know, that that's not the only thing, but there is a violence to it that attracts
I think football's violence and strategy combined.
Sure.
I think those two things together makes it the most popular sport.
Baseball, it's kind of nostalgia and the fact that it just reminds, it brings you to a place in the year, a place in your life, summertime outdoors, the feeling of that, all of that.
And basketball for me, for my entire childhood and young adult life was, holy shit, is that?
that guy flying?
Like it is crazy athletes.
It is crazy feats of athleticism mixed in with balletic brilliance.
And I would throw in coolness too.
Yes.
Even as in the 70s going to games,
the basketball players just seem like the coolest fucking guys in my life.
And that's been the case ever since.
And what the analytics revolution and three-point shot has done
to what is rewarded, what style of play is smart,
and what types of athletes succeed in the league
has taken away an enormous amount of what was the NBA's identity,
which was the rewarding, getting to the rim,
and rewarding different styles of play.
And so when I say on this one,
I have some drastic suggestions that
seem insane, but I don't think in, I don't think in radical changes are out of line.
Like on, I loved the Hollinger idea of every team draws their own three point line up to
and including a team like the, I don't know, the but the nuggets three years ago if they were
like, we're not having one. And if we get home court, you better be able to win games going by two.
And every, it makes the regular season matter more because home court matters more and teams need different styles.
I've said and people laugh at me like I'm joking and I kind of am, but I'm kind of not.
I'm jealous of that three point line idea.
He's had that forever, but it's a great idea.
It's such a great idea.
It's basically like the outfield wall on baseball.
Every outfield wall is different and that's how we do it.
And in different parks, it's like, oh shit, we're going to Finway.
It'd be like, oh, man, we're going to Golden State.
Remember, they're three point lines from 40 feet out.
You know, or whatever it is.
And the other, the one I've said that people think I'm joking, but I'm only kind of joking.
Hey, everything stays the same except for one small rule change.
Dunks also worth three.
Dunks also worth three, by the way.
And see if you prioritize athletes and a different style of play.
And again, that seems insane.
And I'm not saying, and the NBA historian part of me doesn't even like it, even though it's my own idea.
I'm like, yeah, what would you do to the record?
books. But the sport is on
shaky ground
because the smartest way to play is not the
most attractive way to play.
And that thing gets us to the third thing.
So you have the tanking.
All right. So you have style of play.
You have the injury stuff.
Yeah. And now you have the tanking. Those are your big three.
And the tanking is an abomination.
And the fact that it hasn't been
nipped in the bud by the, I don't care if you want to go to Mike Zarin's draft wheel.
I don't care if you want to go to your idea of, hey, you are whatever pick you had in last
year's draft, if it's in the lottery.
Yeah.
You are guaranteed a pick at best, three spots worse.
So if you have the number one pick, you're capped at four.
If you had, you know, whatever it is, I wouldn't care if they.
How about you can't have two top four picks two years in a row?
Sure.
So that kills.
So Dallas,
San Antonio, Philadelphia, and Charlotte had top four picks last year.
None of them are eligible.
So Dallas, tank yourself away.
You can only get the fifth pick, but knock yourself out.
I also would be, I don't understand how you can see what Utah has done the last couple games.
Well, the one, this week is, they might have made history with, with really good
Square is just not playing the fourth quarter in early February.
It's not even April yet.
It's not even March yet.
It's not even Valentine's Day yet.
Right.
It's not the All-Star game.
These guys are just sitting.
Jaron Jackson and Lori Marketing are just sitting on the bench.
And they win anyway, which was the funniest thing.
Well, but it is, but think about what we're saying here.
The Utah Jazz traded for a really good player.
Yeah.
With the intention being, yeah, of course he's not going to.
help us win games.
The Hawks traded for two players with the intention of,
well, not for this year.
And we're all fine with it.
And I shouldn't say we're fine with it.
The league's fine with it.
You mean the Wizards, not the Hawks.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I apologize.
They traded with the Hawks.
Yeah, they got Trey Young and Anthony Davis to never play them.
And I understand there's injuries.
I, how do the jazz?
Like, yeah, but here, here's my question back to you.
How do you blame them?
The whole point.
So I'm going to go back and I want to keep going on your three things, but I'm going to go back to
1984, which was the birth year of tanking.
This was it.
This was the Jonas Salk polio vaccine of tanking.
Hakeem and Jordan are the draft prizes.
It's still a coin toss for the first pick.
It's so good.
Everyone has traded away their first round picks in dumb trades.
Indiana, they're one of the worst teams.
They'd already traded their pick for Tom Owens.
Cleveland, they're one of the worst teams.
They'd already traded their pick for Mike Bratz.
The Clippers, they'd already traded their pick for World Be Free.
So the only two teams that controlled their own picks that were bad were Chicago and Houston.
Chicago starts out 15 and 17.
At some point, they're like, huh, they finish 12 and 38.
They lose fourth in the last 15.
They get blamed for tanking.
I went and looked at the roster.
They're guys all played.
I think they had a lot of like drug stuff and weird shit on that team.
I'm not even positive they're tanking.
You know who was tanking though?
Houston.
Houston has Ralph Samson.
Yeah.
They start out 20 and 26.
They finished 9 and 27 in their last 36.
They lose 14 to 17, 9 of the last 10.
There's a famous game that is the birth of tanking.
Second or last game of the year.
They're playing San Antonio.
They need to lose.
Game goes to overtime.
They lose in overtime.
Samson only plays 22 minutes.
He is the 22 and 11.
they don't play him basically second half.
Elvin Hayes is on this team.
You know Elvin Hayes is.
One of the title of the bullets.
Yeah, of course.
Top 50.
I would say one of the,
top 35 guys ever.
Top 50, top 60, whatever.
He's washed up at this point.
He's playing 12 minutes a game.
He's at the tail end of his career.
He's like, I don't know, pick somebody now that's,
he's Chris Paul.
He plays all 53 minutes of an overtime game.
Go seven for 20, 16 points.
They lose.
They never take them out.
And they're joking after like he needs an IV,
he might need to take him to the hospital.
Their way of tanking was to just put up and haze out to fucking die.
So what happens?
Houston gets the first pick.
They win the coin toss.
They get Hakeem Olajuwon.
Chicago gets the third pick.
They get Michael Jordan.
Everybody's like, this is fucked up.
We have a lottery the next year.
And we haven't figured out since.
This was 1984.
So this is 42 years ago now.
And 42 years later, after this event,
the Elvin Hayes game.
We have Lori Market and Jaron Jackson
completely healthy. Not playing in fourth quarters.
42 years later, they have not
figured this out. So,
all right, two things quickly.
But by the way, it was worth it. They got Chicago got
Michael Jordan, Houston, got Hakeem Elijah. Would they
do it again? Yeah. Of course.
But so, two things.
First one is this.
There is nothing you've ever said about
LeBron, Patrick Mahomes, or my hair
that hurt me more than you questioning
if I knew who Elvin Hayes was.
I was a dagger to my heart.
I just want to make sure.
That's fair.
I like your hair.
Thank you.
No, it was House who killed it.
I was just House.
House is Jewish.
Obviously.
I mean, give me a brain.
Come on.
But the, I don't know the year.
You'll know the game.
Not that long ago.
Mark Maddoin.
There you go.
Gratuitous tanking was
games 79,
maybe 80.
yes, 81 and 82, fine. And Mark Madsen, green light from three, no problem. And we kind of
we're all like, like, yeah. And we kind of all, we're like, okay, we understand it. Like, it, we get that at the
very end of the year. But the mission creep of that to where we are now is galling. And I, I, I,
think that the simplest solution in addition to what you're describing about you can't,
you know, if you have top four, your next highest you can have is five or whatever,
might simply be, it is back to a version of the Ewing lottery, which was everyone has the
same odds.
Like you, everyone is at.
I call for this in my book.
2009 and then I somehow got off of that idea and now I think I'm creeping back onto it.
I, now it's possible the negative impact of that would then be teams that could be in the
playoffs would be like, nope, we want to miss the playoffs to get in. But I think if you just said,
playing teams are not eligible because the worst case there would be a playing team being like,
ah, we're not going to do anything anyway. And they tanked the playing game, which would be an absolute
disgrace.
So playing teams are not eligible.
So the final 10 all of the same odds, the worst 10 teams, same odds across the board.
10% across the board.
And with real harsh penalties, if there is any indication that a team is attempting to avoid making the play in.
He's not going to do that.
He's already been too soft on that.
Can I throw an idea at you?
Because I think that no top four pick two years in a row would solve.
some of this.
Any team that falls below 27 wins for this season.
So you have to go 27 and 55.
That's the cutoff line.
For every loss under that,
you lose a million dollars in cap space for the next season per loss.
2% refund for season ticket holders per loss for the next season.
So if I'm, if I'm, I don't know, a wizard season ticket holder and they go sick
16 and 66. They go 11 games under the cutoff. I have 22% off my tickets for the next year.
Just like, just blanket. It's, I'm actually, we're taking money out of their pocket.
Plus, they would lose 12 million in cap space for the next year. So you couldn't do the thing
where it's like, we're tanking, but then next year we're going to go for it. It's like,
no, you can't do that. You didn't take last season seriously. We're taking some of your
cap space. We're lowering your luxury tax. And we're fucking you over on this because this is not
right.
Yeah, I'm, I am, I'm fine with like extreme penalties.
I would be fine with they said, hey, just so you know, if you get the number one pick of the draft,
if in that number one picks rookie contract, you make the playoffs, it's five road two home in the first round.
I would be fine with drastic.
Yeah.
And nobody who ends up with Cooper Flag is going to actually be bummed about it.
But there is like you can't do relegation in the NBA,
but something that is relegation-ish where there is a real negative impact of being awful.
So the way to relegate is cap space.
Yeah, that's right.
Like to actually like hurt a team's ability to make themselves better and to penalize them.
The thing to me that I always go back to is the season ticket holders.
Like they have to pay full price for this shit.
You're in Utah and you're loyal to the team.
And I like you.
I like their owner.
Danny Angel is there.
Like I get why they're doing what they're doing because the rules aren't telling them
not to do it.
So they're actually playing this correctly.
But it's not fair.
Now Utah's, this is three years in a row where they haven't given a shit about the season.
Lori Marketing, who's top 25 guy, top 30 guy.
But so that is when you, what you just said there is a huge key to, I think also the
three point issue, which is directly contradicting incentives.
And I actually at a Sloan conference 10 years ago or eight years ago.
Oh, name-trial.
Well, I moderated a panel.
and our friend Daryl was on it.
And I asked him then, basically,
how do you square the circle of
the smartest way to build a basketball team,
which is your job,
might not be the best way for the league to grow?
And he said,
I am not,
my job does not allow me
to be concerned with anything other than
what is the best path possible to build a champion,
whether that style of play, how we approach things, whatever.
He said, and I'm paraphrasing him,
it's the league's job to worry about those other things
and put the rules in place to make sure
the smartest way to win a championship and build a team
does not contradict with the smartest way to grow the sport.
And that's where I think the league has failed.
I don't think it is an extreme position to say they have
failed in that what you're saying is these tanking teams, it's smart for Milwaukee.
You know what you should do?
Not play Janus the rest of the year.
But look at the people that we think are the best general managers or the best run teams,
right?
San Antonio tank twice.
Yes.
Right?
Oklahoma City.
Presti.
Shut down SGA, I think two years in a row.
Danny Hange with the Celtics.
not 2007, the team threw,
Paul Pierce was healthy.
They threw him away for the last.
All the smart teams have done this.
Darrell would do it.
I mean, it went out of control with the process.
But everything we're talking about is tied together, though.
The schedule being too long.
Sean Marks, too.
But the schedule,
tanking,
actually, like, you can solve a lot of the problem
by fixing both at the same time.
If you have a shorter schedule, like I look at the Premier League, which has a way shorter schedule
than the NBA would ever do. But it leads to some really great things. And you have like Lester
was able to win that one year, partly because the schedule, the sample size was smaller and they got
lucky. But if you have a 70 game season or 72, whatever, better for the players. You could space
stuff out better. It's more egregious if guys don't play. And you also cut down the last three weeks
of the tanking, right? Like, I had con can't Cnipo on my podcast in December and I gave him a ride
back, or maybe he said this on a pot. I can't remember, but we were talking about,
do you ever get to practice? He's a rookie. He's 20. We think like, man, it might be
important for Khan to practice. He just got in the league. He said they hadn't had a practice
at home in six weeks. How was that? Like, in six weeks, they hadn't practiced in the practice
center at Charlotte when I saw him in December or January, whenever that was. Like, it's like, and
Steve Kerr says the same thing.
And at these press conferences,
if you want a free, like,
two-minute answer from Steve Kerr,
ask him what he thinks of the schedule
because he'll talk about it every time.
It's like, we don't get to practice.
Our guys are playing hurt.
Our guys are banged up.
The sport's too hard.
The season's too long.
Now Curry's hurt.
Like, this is part,
like, I was going to go to the Laker game.
We're taping this on a Tuesday afternoon.
It was going to go a day.
They rested all their dudes today.
And it's like, now I'm not going to go.
Yeah, moment is, by the way,
because of that,
moment of silence.
LeBron's incomprehensible
20 straight all NBA is
officially dead. I know that
listen, he probably wasn't going to make it anyway, but now he won't
hit the 65 game threshold.
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Yeah, I mean, that is a...
And again, this part is...
cliche at this point. Everybody knows this is an issue. But people, Coach Manjini, my dear friend
and contributor to First things first. Spygate whistleblower. I'll never forgive him. Turned on his mentor.
He's one of the greatest guys in the world. I had him on my podcast once. He and his son were in New York
two weeks ago when he was doing the show. And they had tickets to Lakers Nets.
because he wanted his son to see LeBron.
They live in Cleveland.
Sons is a huge LeBron fan.
And he talked with me a ton the days leading up to it.
Like, do I need to also buy tickets to Lakers Knicks?
Because how confident are we that LeBron's going to play?
And now, you know, LeBron is the oldest player in the league.
Right.
Right.
And so, but that is such a, you can't be.
And I know people have heard this for, but it's so.
maddening they haven't fixed it.
You can't be a league where you are just stars, stars, market the stars, come see our stars,
our stars carry us.
And by the way, if you go see a game, the stars may or may not flood.
It's a disaster.
That is a disaster.
And we're also on five different channels right now.
And you have to spend 10 seconds remembering what day it is for the peacock game or the
whatever.
I love the NBA.
This is why I care.
This is why I wrote a 700 page book about it once.
I would say anything we have.
talked about for the last 40 minutes to anybody who works for the week. I know a lot of people
that work for the week. I like the people that work for the week. They know this is a problem.
And the schedule thing comes down to money and that's it. And it starts with that. And then
the tanking thing also comes down to money and comes down to coming up with real penalties
that would dissentivize somebody like Utah, who clearly Utah is Jaron Jackson, they have
Lori Marketing. They have Keonté George, who's been a breakout star. They're going to have another lottery
pick and they obviously want to be good next year. Will Hardy is going to, you know, probably
develop a drinking problem. If they're, if they're actually penalized for how they're handling
this year with the cap and the cap comes backwards by $12 million or whatever because of the way
they're behaving, maybe they don't behave that way. Like, they have to start thinking about this
stuff. So here's my question for you, because I don't know the people in the league the way you do.
But I do care about it the same way you do. Like this is my whole life.
up until probably 10 years ago at most, I'd be honest, probably until Mahomes came into my life,
I would have said the NBA is my favorite by a mile.
Yeah.
And now I don't feel that way.
I feel like the NFL is slightly ahead of it.
I'm like, I'm 50-50 and I never used to be 50-50.
I was always NBA first.
Correct.
Me too.
I love the league so much.
I understand on an intellectual level why shortening the season is a hard ass because of the money.
I get it.
Six home games for every team.
No, I think they should do it.
You're talking 12 million a year plus TV money.
Maybe it's 20 million per team split with the players.
It costs everybody 10 million a year.
I agree with you.
I agree with you 100%, but I still understand why that's hard.
I don't understand why penalizing tanking is hard.
Why can that not just be a red line?
Hey Utah,
congrats on what you did this week.
You don't have your first round pick now.
So do whatever the fuck you want to do.
So you're talking about wartime
Consular Adam Silver being like, I've had it.
If you do that again,
I'm going to suspend you.
So another theory that or another idea
that a couple readers had was,
could you suspend ping pong balls?
Love it.
Yeah.
So with Utah,
they do the Lori Mark and Jaron Jackson thing.
Adam Silver's like,
I didn't like that.
You're going to be 20 ping pong balls shy at the lottery.
Well, that's, you could.
I'm taking away 20.
And this is where you need to just have, hey, you need to have a commissioner who people trust is ethical, which I believe the league has.
I don't think people think Adam Silver's.
So you need to have someone who they trust is ethical.
But you might need a fucking asshole at this point.
You might need like mid-2000s David Stern.
Right.
But the rule needs to be, you know, if the more lenient than what it takes to overturn a call in the NFL,
basically like, if I think that's fishy, you might get penalized.
So like, you know, and you're going to have to trust me that I'm not playing favorites.
I'm not.
But just so you know, if I think you are not on a night in, night of,
out basis trying to win basketball games, you might end up out of the lottery no matter what.
You might end up having real penalties that go against what you think the whole purpose of this is.
I don't think it's that hard.
So the ping pong balls with the lottery, I forget how many there are for each team.
Well, there's, I mean, I can do that.
there's a thousand total.
So if you have...
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, so the top team gets...
What do they have?
A 13% or whatever, yeah.
Yeah, so 130 would be a 13% chance.
Would you allow teams to trade ping pong balls?
Like, maybe ping pong balls are part of the answer with this.
Adam could penalize people ping pong balls when he sees fit.
And there's just less ping pong balls than the thing.
I mean, it's sad that we have to come up with dumb ideas like this.
this already should have been solved.
Because here's the thing with the league.
They do this new CBA.
They basically put in a hard cap, right?
You saw all these teams scrambling to get under the tax,
making their teams worse.
It's a hard cap because yet again,
they took advantage of the Players Association,
which got its ass kicked.
I think for the fifth or sixth time in my lifetime,
by go figure,
by a bunch of rich dudes with, like, better lawyers,
they just figured out how to do this,
cut the cost,
because they're going to make as much money as they can
from everything possible, right?
He could still be kind of a hard ass with the owners.
They all won. They're all winning.
They all made a kajillion dollars already.
Like start cracking it a little bit, Adam Silver.
Well, that's the part of it,
and that gets back to the point I was making
about the difference between shortening the season and fixing tanking.
Shortening the season, you're right,
it would be better.
Long term, I think everyone would make more money.
There's a million reasons to do it.
The one reason they wouldn't do it is those 30 owners would be like, wait, so 12 million less?
That doesn't sound great to me.
And you don't want to have that fight.
But there is no, it doesn't cost the owner's money to fix the tanking.
All it takes is a stern will to actually enforce your book, your rules on the books.
You have anti-tanking rules.
It's like you have anti-flopping rules that don't get enforced.
You can simply say, like, to teams, hey, you are allowed, if you would like, to trade away your best players.
That is fine.
You are allowed to do things where you are like, we're not there yet.
So we are, you are allowed if you're the Pacers and you see Halliburton's hurt and you want to,
I know they didn't trade Miles Turner, let Miles Turner walk.
You're allowed to build your team however you want.
Right.
But once the season begins, those guys who are.
paid to play pro basketball and the coach who was paid to try to win games, if you're not doing it,
there is no world where that's good for you. There is no world where people can come on this
podcast and be like, Milwaukee not playing Janus is smart. That's not smart. That's abhorrent.
And it would never be accepted in the league that keeps growing in the NFL. It would never be
accepted for at the at at before thanksgiving much less before you know they wouldn't be accepted
at christmas but if the what's a good example this year if the cowboys after the first six weeks
of the season was like we're sitting deck prescott because we really want julian love out of
nother dame is he hurt well he had that injury last year and you know we're just being careful
but let's be honest, we're not playing for anything.
You think Roger Goodell would accept if the Cowboys were like,
I know we're playing on Thanksgiving,
but Dak Prescott and Cedley Lamb and George Pickens aren't
because we want to lose the game.
Well, the players are out there.
We'll try, but we actually want to lose.
No, they wouldn't.
It would be an outrage.
Yeah, they'd be probably afraid of the reaction
from the person in charge of the league.
Correct.
It's, as I said, this has been a 42-year problem,
And it's funny that it becomes a talking point for people like us right after football ends
because people look around.
They're like, NBA, dog days, what is there to talk about?
And the irony is we have more good players than we've ever had in the league since I was
a year out of college.
This is the most high-end talent we've ever had.
I did a trade value list that had over 80 guys on it.
Night to night, it's been the most entertaining kind of group of games.
There's always one awesome game every night.
we have all these young players that have come in the league that I love watching.
This last rookie class was a home run and it seems like this next rookie class is a grand slam.
The answer to all of this isn't to expand the two teams and don't fix the tanking and don't
really fix anything, including like what's going to happen with the Clippers thing?
Like, what's going to happen?
Because just because did it happen?
Did it not happen?
We've had three months to look at it.
everybody's talking about it.
If there's not a smoking gun, does that mean they look the other way?
Like, that's been another topic.
It's weird.
It's just weird.
We always talk about.
And then the other thing that people are talking about is like, Yokic isn't going to be in
an all-N-B-A.
He's going to, if he plays 63 minutes, but he plays 2100 minutes, if he's 20th in the
league in minutes, but only plays six-three games, he's not eligible.
Well, the all-M-B-A thing, if you got, there aren't.
you couldn't find 10 people in the world who care more about historical accuracy of the all-MBA list more than you and me.
Right, exactly.
Yeah.
So like it is.
2,000 minutes.
Just make it 65 games or 2,000 minutes.
Or again, make it at the commissioner's discretion.
Like the, again, so I am, I'll use LeBron as a for instance.
pretend for a moment LeBron was playing at the level he was at two years ago.
Yeah.
Okay?
Just for the sake of this discussion.
If a guy in year 23 at 70,000 minutes suffered an injury before the year, a real injury,
and had to miss the first 15 games of the year.
And then over the next 67 games played 62 out of 67.
it's like, nope, that guy's ineligible for everything.
That guy, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Like, that's not.
But I understand why they did it the way they did it because they were trying to crack down a little bit on guys just skipping games,
which goes back to your story about the Knicks and the Nets game and not knowing when LeBron was going to be there.
So at least in this case, the spirit of it was okay.
I just think they came up with the wrong numbers.
I agree with you.
Let me ask you a bigger question, though.
do you think the NBA does this intentionally?
Do you think they're intentionally
some level of controversy?
They're intentionally flawed.
They like this.
They like that we're doing segments about this.
They like that we talk about the league
and how we should fix this
and they should do this and they should do that.
Because that's the only explanation I have
because some of these fixes are so easy and simple.
Like literally nobody likes the instant replay thing.
nobody not one person
nobody's like oh cool
last two minutes of the game now it's gonna take
a half hour this would be fun nobody likes
it they just bring it back it's like
they like that we don't like it
so if they
if that is true I think it is a massive
strategic error
maybe answer
maybe into replay's not because actually
like the ratings
still go up the late like the longer
the game goes so maybe that's fine
but the other stuff I think is outrageous
But here's the other reason why I think it is a real threat, if you will.
Yeah.
One thing leagues, I've never liked, but they are correct about.
The reason they have rules about celebrations and taunting is because kids emulate.
I've always thought that's stupid.
Listen, I had a kid who played college basketball and was a high level all-sum.
state level Texas basketball player.
And I told him the same thing I would tell anyone, tell their kids like, hey, here's the
rules.
Once your games are on national TV, you can act like the guys on national TV.
Until then, you're a high school athlete, you know, conduct yourself as such.
But they are correct.
Kids, whether it's the three goggles or the style of play, emulate the pros.
And I'm watching this kid at Kansas who is emulating the pros that appears in a different way,
which is, yeah, I don't really need to play all the time.
And that's concerning.
This guy you were talking about as the best guard prospects since
Dwayne Wade or since whomever.
Probably since Vince Carter, North Carolina.
Right.
So just this is.
And I mean, even better than him.
Maybe like the Kobe level potential talent, potential.
Right.
And they're playing the number one team of the nation at home.
Yeah, but that's the,
But this is like all I need to know if I'm drafting.
Because the number one thing that we know that I'm older than you.
Yeah.
It's like psychotic competitiveness.
Cooper flag.
Just like right now, like just like being like I'm getting my ass kicked.
I'm going to keep working at it to get better as any way I can.
LeBron in year 23, still getting up at 5 in the morning.
You use the fucking Versa Clymer.
He has every record that exists.
what makes him use the Versa Clymer at 5 in the morning?
Because he, I don't know.
There's something inside him.
And it worries me that this kid's at Kansas being like,
yeah, I don't know.
I don't know if I'm playing today.
It reminds me of Ben Simmons at LSU,
which was a red flag when that happened.
But my question would be,
is there any chance?
Oh, it trickled down.
Right.
20 years ago,
if he has the exact same makeup,
exact same everything,
is there any chance that happens?
Or is it like, no, of course I'm playing.
Of course I am playing.
And so it just, it is trickled down.
All of this stuff has trickled down.
And do you, I know your, like, have you been to a, I guess you have no reason to go to one?
But I'm talking like middle school basketball game.
It's just threes.
All of it is emulating the pros.
Yeah.
Both of my kids were in high school.
Yeah.
It's just pull out.
It's fast breaks.
the two kids dart out to the sides
instead of trying to get a lamp.
And I know we sound like old cranky men right now.
I don't mean to.
But what I'm saying is there are real things.
There are great things about the NBA.
There are things better now about the NBA than ever before.
Your point about the depth of talent about how I think it is a testament to the league,
the whole weak link theory, that it's less about do you have the best guy
and more about can you put out five really good players.
I think that's all awesome.
And everybody plays really hard,
which we should point out too.
Like there's an intensity to these games when the people do play.
Correct.
People are playing defense.
They really like,
it's always impressive.
And it's harder to play and it's smarter.
And the strategy is so much more sophisticated and all of that stuff.
And we have gotten more if we were like,
hey, what are the 10 greatest old guy seasons in NBA history?
Eight of them are LeBron, Steph, and KD over the last four years.
Right.
You know what I mean?
Like, we are, we are, the all-time greats are playing longer.
There's so many great things about the league.
And then there are these giant warts that seems so obvious to not be directly attacking
them head on is.
frustrating because they're never going to lose you and me, ever.
But to bring in the larger tent and young people to care is important for the health
the league.
Well, you made the key point earlier.
You mentioned baseball who realized they were at a crisis point.
They were at a much more dangerous point than the NBA is.
But they realized, like, we have to fix this.
This is like...
And they did it drastically.
This is like a real problem.
Our sport might be going.
sideways here and they fixed it. And I think the problem I have with the NBA is they think
everything's fine because of the media deals they signed and because people like their players,
which I said at the top. And that there's still real issues here that are going to get worse.
And you could stop it now or you could wait four years from now and be like, oh shit,
we should have done this four years ago and that's just where we are. All right, Nick Red,
I took too much of your time. This was really fun, though. I felt like we had to do this. I was excited
to do it. Well, it was night. You had me on for the first time when, as you put it, once the
chiefs were dead. Yeah. So it was nice to come on once the Patriots died. Yeah. And I guess I'll
see you in a few days at the Clutch Sports All-Star Park. Let's see you there. It's very possible.
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kind of like all the best, weirdest, funniest,
strangest moments of the NBA season so far.
We're heading toward All-Star weekend,
and it's a good time to reflect
on all the things that we've seen over the past,
what is it, three and a half months, four months,
whatever it is.
I have a mini mailbag we're going to do,
six questions,
just six tiny questions that I'm going to bounce off from this season.
First one's from Justin Cario,
and he asked, do you realize that small game James has been sitting there out in the open as a nickname for James Harden all this time?
Frankly, astonishing that Bill Simmons hasn't been using it.
I agree.
It's petty.
It's unfair.
It's a little mean-spirited.
It's right in my wheelhouse.
Big game James, obviously, was James Worthy, who, you know, for the record, 1984 finals, game two.
Through the past, that got picked off by Gerald Henderson, Celtics, Tiet.
They go in overtime.
They win it.
he shed the name.
He became big game James.
Thanks to Game 7, 1988 finals.
It was just a great big game player in general.
Not too late for this to happen to James Hardin.
We'll see.
But for now, small game James is pretty good.
Next one from Matt from Ithaca.
Can we get a quick clarification on the Ewing theory eligible for Jordan
and the resurgent hornus?
He means Michael Jordan.
Wow.
Here's my answer.
I can't believe he's besmirching the goat, Michael Jordan.
But Michael Jordan deserves it because he was a really, really, truly terrible owner.
This isn't Ewing theory.
Ewing theory is you lose a player who is considered to be a superstar,
and then he gets hurt, and the team inexplicably plays better without him.
That's not the Ewing theory, because if you win a championship, you're ineligible.
I think there's a cousin of the Ewing theory, which I would call the Yawki Family Trust theory.
This is what happened with the Red Sox where they had the Yawki family on the Red Sox.
First Tom Yockey, he died, gave it to his wife.
She got old.
She had a trust running it.
I can't remember if she even died or not near the end, but the trust was terrible.
Fenway Park was a pit.
The area around it sucked.
The team didn't spend enough money.
And everybody was really, really frustrated about what was happening with the team.
And then the team got bought by John Henry and Tom Werner and Larry the keynote.
And it was basically, and I remember writing about this at the time, like, it was the very cool,
nice boyfriend following the terrible boyfriend.
That's what the new owners became.
And I wonder if the Yaki family trust theory could apply here to the Hornets because they
have a really good ownership.
They hired a smart coach.
They make smart moves.
They're actually building a team that has a sense of purpose.
This is what happens.
It's the opposite.
We have new owner syndrome when we have situations like Matt Ashby and people like that.
when they come in, they try to get crazy.
The yawki theory,
that's where you want to be
if you have somebody taken over a team.
This also happened to Warriors
with Joe Laker, by the way.
Okay, next one, Doug from Chapel Hill.
Why didn't we call the Janus Trade Derby
the freak out?
It's pretty good.
Kind of mad, I didn't think of that.
Freak out.
And by the way, we didn't end up freaking out
because he didn't get traded,
which leads to the next one from Jacko.
Not the same Jacko.
I checked the email address.
He said, I see your point
that I made in the ad trade deadline podcast
that Janus could have forced his hand
and right near the trade deadline
and forced a trade somewhere and he didn't.
But he says historically we have scrutinized rightfully
Harden, Kiti, Karee, etc.
for saying, I want out at every stop.
Shouldn't we be talking positively about Janus
not being a jerk keeping in-house for the most part
and handling this like a respectable employee?
It's a fair take.
Here's my counter.
He never really 100% did that.
He never came out and said,
I don't want to be traded.
Please take my name out of these trade rumors.
I want to retire in Milwaukee.
He just never said it.
He was kind of like,
I don't know.
It was like watching one of your friends
being wishy-wash about
whether they're going to break up with somebody or not.
And then the day after,
all of a sudden he did that,
the deal with the prediction company.
And it just felt like the whole thing
was a roost to get attention.
And if I was a Bucks fan,
I wouldn't have liked it.
I'd be happy that we kept you on us
and maybe you scratch them for the air
you get a lottery pick.
but it wasn't like a Dirktonwitsky situation
where Dirktonwitsky was just like,
I'm never getting traded from Dallas.
If I get traded, I'm not going to my next team.
It was basically what he said.
I feel like Curry's like that now with Golden State.
Milwaukee and Yannis,
it never,
Janice was always kind of like,
you know, he's getting dressed up
and going out to the nightclub,
showing some cleavage at the trade deadline,
and then pretending he wasn't doing that.
I think he was.
So,
next question is from P.H.
he said, can we agree that Chris Paul officially had the worst retirement tour in NBA history?
It was pretty bad.
The worst one ever, though, was Elgin Baylor, who was on the 1971-72 Lakers,
and his knees were just completely broken down at that point.
And instead of having a retirement tour, he kind of abruptly retired.
He just felt like he wasn't playing his standards.
It was just over.
And then the Lakers went on to win 33 straight games, which is still a record.
and then they won Jerry West's only title.
And not only did Elginle or not get to participate any of that,
but then he became a famous U-A-Thory.
We didn't even know what the U-A-T theory was in 1972.
That's the worst retirement tour,
because El-J-Bailer was one of the 15 best players of all time.
And probably when he retired, one of the best 10.
So now he's probably in the 20.
But that was pretty bad to abruptly retire
and then watch your team win the title without you.
This Chris Paul thing wasn't great.
Last question, Nick from North Carolina, the way the kings and bulls keep trading with each other is hilarious. I agree. Even in three team trades, they cannot stay away from each other. It's pretty funny. It's like when your friend gets another friend from college or something and all of a sudden they bring them along whenever and wherever. It's like, I know we've had this plane to go to Top Golf for weeks, but can my friend Ralph tag along? Or like when a big brother has to bring his little brother along with him to meet up with friends. I wonder if Vivek has to check in with the bulls before pulling
the trigger on some of these trades he makes. Hey, I'm about to get fleeced at another deal.
You want in. I don't know. It's too funny. I agree. The Bulls and Kings, when you see them in a
trade together, the only thing you know for sure is that you want to be the third team. It's Bulls,
Kings. I want to be the third team. I don't even care who's in the trade. That's where I want to
be. Vivek just brings an incredible amount of comedy. He's going to probably not enjoy the live show
with the Wiltern Theater tomorrow night. The only other thing I want to do before we wrap up the six-pack,
Let's talk about a superior all-star player.
I have my eye on Jamal Murray
because Jamal Murray has come out and said,
I care about this game.
I'm going to try it really hard.
Let's see if anyone can follow your example,
Jamal Murray.
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All right, last but not least, my dad is here. He thought I was banning him from being on Netflix,
one of his favorite streaming services, but he's depressed. You big blizzard. The Pats
lost.
Celtics made a trade, not looking as good, and you were in a great mood with sports a month
ago, and now I'm worried about you.
I don't know what's going on with you, so I'm checking in.
I was in a great mood two weeks ago.
Yeah.
A week and a half ago.
I'm not a big fan so far of the Celtic trade, as you know.
I think it upset the chemistry.
I love the way Simon's played.
He gave them energy and was a great score off the bench.
And it's going to take them a while.
while to get some chemistry with this guy. Maybe it will work out. I hope so.
Did you figure out how to pronounce his name yet or now? No, I just call him Vuk.
Okay. Do you want to give it a try and see how it goes? No, Vukovic, right?
Something like that. Vucevich. You've always liked him, though. He was one a year. I always liked
him, but unfortunately now he's in his mid-30s. Yeah, I always liked him. I didn't know he's going to be
36 years old soon, but I liked him. I wish we had traded for him five years ago. Yeah, that
I went to the game Friday night, the Miami game,
and then obviously they sucked on Sunday night.
But, yeah, we were just worried about going from three guards to two.
When the team, what was working was these three guards that they were interchangeable.
They could play off the ball.
They could play with the ball.
You always had two of them out there.
And you could feel the shift.
But it feels like Tatum's coming back for real.
I mean, every checkmark, and it really seems like beginning of March,
there's two home games in the beginning of March.
It feels like it's going to be one of those.
Yeah, it's the only thing that's getting me through
the lack of chemistry that we have right now after the trade.
Oh, I thought you were going to say the end of the Patriot season.
My concerns about Drake May.
Okay.
That they know Tatum's coming back.
Yeah.
They know that they're going to get scoring that they didn't have before
to take the place of Simons.
I still, though, like the three-guard movement.
And I would have liked the three guards coming back with Tatum.
But, and I understand the money thing, and it's a shame all these moves we've made in the last 10 months.
They're all money motivated.
But I guess that's the new NBA.
Well, you know, there's two ways to think about it with the tax.
And I don't mean to defend the Celtics.
And you're coming on after a segment where we were really critical of the NBA with their schedule and a whole bunch of things for a half hour.
So with the Celtics, though, getting out of the tax for one year that enables you to have all the spending flexibility for the next three, basically.
And I think that, I don't think fans fully understand that because on the surface you see like, oh, they're just cheap.
They don't want to pay it.
And it's like, no, actually, like now they can go all in on next season where they have this trade exception.
And, you know, they can actually outspend some of the people that are competing against who are more.
hampered by the tax. That's how, that's the glass half full reason for it. The glass half
empty is pay the fucking tax. You just pay the seven million for the team. I understand all that.
It's just, you know, I don't know how many more windows we have with this current makeup of
Tatum and Brown and the people that are trying to surround them with. Are you worried it all
about Tatum coming back when it's kind of Jalen Brown's team now? I am worried because I've been to
the games, and you've been a couple.
And this is a different
Jalen Brown this year. He's
kind of black hole
in an okay way,
meaning that the ball
once he gets to Jalen Brown
doesn't always move to another player
because he's moving. But he makes
good decisions when he has it.
He does,
except for four or five players a game
that you and I always talk about.
No, you talk about. I'm way higher
on Jalen. You get frustrated by the
Miss free throws at the end of the games.
I think he's been unbelievable.
I honestly, I think he's first team all NBA right now.
I don't disagree with you.
I love that he's going to the basket so hard this year.
It looks like he built up some strength
because defenders are just bouncing off him.
But he's playing a game that he didn't play when Tatum was here.
Healthy.
And I don't know how they're going to mesh when Tatum comes back.
because Tatum likes the ball.
Obviously, when Jalen Brown is out there,
I don't know what his use as grade is,
but he always has the ball.
Yeah.
And Tatum always had the ball.
So they're going to have to learn
how to live with each other again
in a different way, I think.
And Tatum, I'm sure they'll bring back slowly.
It's going to be emotional.
You know, because the way we thought
before the year,
they're over under was like 41.
I thought they were going to be better
than people thought.
I didn't think they'd be a top three seed.
But it seemed like the likely scenario was there'll be a seven seed.
Maybe he comes back if he's completely healthy.
Play 20 minutes a game, but it's not a serious playoff team.
But they have a chance to be a serious playoff team if he comes back, which I don't think.
They do.
You know, a game like the game against the Knicks Sunday worried me.
Yeah.
The team just didn't look together.
and they've looked together all season long.
Now I realize you bring in, you know,
we haven't had a real post player in years.
So you're bringing in a guy who's a post player,
a center who passes very well,
and from what I've read and looked at the stats,
he has three.
We haven't seen too much of that yet.
We've seen some bricks.
I don't even know if he's had a practice with the team yet.
So I guess we have to wait until after the All-Star break
and you have a date in mind for Tatum to return in your mind
when March turns around.
Yeah, so I think one thing with the All-Star break is the two guards and Jalen,
I think just had a pretty, to me, White looks cooked.
Yeah, White's shot has gone sideways.
Like even today, then somebody got bounced,
somebody got scratched for injury from the All-Star game.
And I think White would have made it three weeks ago,
but he just hasn't been consistent at all shooting-wise.
So Brandon Ingram got the spot.
But I think Pritchard White and Brown
really need the break.
One of the best things about Brown this season,
he hasn't missed,
he's only missed a couple games.
He's been out and he's guarding the best guy
on the other teams a lot of times.
I just think he's been awesome.
You know, that's a very good point.
He wants to guard the best guy on the other team.
That's publicly, he's talked about that.
Pritchard really needed a rest.
And I've loved Pritchard all year long
and last year,
but against
like Sunday
against a team
like the Knicks
he had trouble
just getting shot off
when the team
really guards
man to man very closely
our guys have some struggles
maybe Tatum
will help fix that
but that's Sunday game
was a worrisome game
this late week here
fun subplot
well that's the thing
when you're in February March
you can't overreact
to wins and losses
because you're just
but the Tatum thing
him coming back and getting in there
it'll be really fun to watch.
It would be really fun.
The Pats, not fun.
You know, I've thought about it a lot
because you and I have talked after the game.
I go back to September
and I would have been really hopeful
if they were nine and eight
and excited if they were 10 and 7.
Yeah.
You know, I didn't pay attention to the schedule
that much, but I was thinking
about the two terrible years
we just had, where we
were lucky to win four guys,
games each year. So nine and eight on a rebuild year with a new coach working with a second
year quarterback, I would have been satisfied. And maybe we would have snuck into the playoffs.
So this was all graving. I mean, we were in the Super Bowl. Nobody expected that.
Wow, man, you're handling this really well. I am. I have been philosophizing a little bit.
Sounds like it. And it was obvious Drake May's shoulder was hurting him. Yeah.
You know, and now more news comes out.
They shot him up, and now more news is coming out about the left tackle.
Maybe never should have come back from his injury because he was terrible.
Yeah.
So we're in the Super Bowl.
I can't complain, really.
And I love the coach.
I love the chemistry and camaraderie.
He's built into that team.
I hope most of them come back and they supplement a couple of guys with great draft picks.
So I'm not that disappointed.
I was disappointed Sunday night, obviously.
You were disappointed, and then you got to watch Cousin Sal make fun of me for 15
solid minutes.
I didn't enjoy your position that night.
It was tough.
At least I had time to prepare for it.
Cousin Sal, I've never seen him so happen.
How about if you had told me in the early 90s that we were going to be in 12 Super Bowls
by the time we got to the mid-2020s.
Like I was thinking about that the other day.
They made the Super Bowl once in 1985,
and it was played in 86,
but that he 85 Pats,
and it was like we were so dumbfounded.
They made the Super Bowl.
Then it happened again in 96.
It was like,
oh my God,
we made it again.
And now we have the record for most Super Bowls,
which was when we were Pats fans in the 70s,
just winning a playoff game
would have been, we would have been excited.
I know. I remember Sugar Ray Hamilton.
I still have nightmares about that game.
And you took me to the Oilers game, the playoff game.
Yeah.
Got killed.
The irony is, yeah, we've been in 12 Super Bowls.
We've lost half of them.
I know.
That's bizarre.
And this was the, out of all these, the first one and the last one were the two,
where we just felt like we got our asses kicked.
even the Packers won.
I still feel like if they didn't kick off to Desmond Howard,
I still feel like we would have won.
I'm always going to think that.
Nobody will change by a pity.
I can close my eyes based on where we were sitting
and see Desmond Howard coming right at me.
And guys had so many shots.
Oh, yeah, you went to the game.
I didn't.
You went to that game.
Yeah, I went to that game.
Yeah.
No, I give the Pats and the coaching staff
and the players energy,
and they always plugged it.
a lot of credit.
What's the mood in Boston?
Because I know you've been dabbling
with the TV radio stuff.
Has it been more negative
than I thought it was going to be?
No, I don't think it has been.
I think there's some,
if there's anything,
there's some disappointment,
I guess,
in Drake May.
Maybe a little less so
when it came out
that he had to get shot up
before the game.
You know,
because they really downplayed
that he was injured.
Yeah, I'm aware.
And they probably should have had him
on the injury report
for the Super Bowl.
And that could come back to one of them if you got shut up, right?
Yeah, you don't get shot in your throwing shoulder unless something bad happened to,
throwing shoulder.
Yeah.
And we also watched him all year, and he was like, you know, he was really accurate.
And then in this game, he just wasn't.
So I don't, like, the fear is like maybe his shoulder wasn't that hurt and he just choked.
But I'm not willing to go there because we saw it too much from him during the year.
He was so accurate all year
and it wasn't just the Super Bowl
though. The whole playoffs
were kind of a nightmare
in terms of turnovers.
Well, maybe he needed it.
Maybe this will make them
double down and maybe it'll make them
want to have a better offensive line next year.
Yeah, of course there is that radio
station that talks about
is he really Mac Jones in disguise?
I can't imagine.
Yeah.
Because I was there
this weekend.
There's still,
now it's like
frozen snow
on the ground.
It's freezing.
Well, you know,
that's the other thing.
If we had won
and they wanted to have a parade,
you couldn't even have
had it.
They couldn't have had a parade.
Yeah.
There's cars that won't come out until April.
Oh, my God.
They're covered with sheets of ice.
And then where did you come down
on the second season of Landman?
I thought
the last four episodes,
pulled it together.
Oh, pulled it together.
I thought there were
episodes in the middle,
like three, four, five.
They were a little bit slow
and I didn't know where they were going.
What are your top TV shows right now
other than all of your favorite Netflix programming?
I know you love The Rip.
I'm just saying that Netflix plug.
You know you love the,
what are your top ones?
Is the Donnie Wahlberg show up there?
Did you?
No, I think it's,
mediocre. I like the three Chicago
shows,
PD, fire.
Oh, the Chicago Marathon? What is it?
Yeah, I'm in doing that.
Police, fire, and hospital?
Are those the three? I'm okay with that.
Do they ever merge them where somebody
sets a fire and the people end up in the hospital
and then they have to solve it and it's all one three-hour show?
That's coming up. I'll text you when it's
the night it's going to happen. Oh, that sounds
It sounds exciting.
Yeah.
Again, you and I both love Landman.
I thought you didn't think it pulled itself together at the end.
I thought it was a four-episode season.
That was 10 episodes.
They just patted a lot of stuff,
which seems to be one of the moves now with the streamers.
You don't watch industry,
but industry's been amazing.
No, I don't.
And then both of us really like the rip.
I think that was my favorite.
movie I've seen.
I went back and I did a second tour of it
and I liked it more of the second time
than the first time.
First time, I think there was too much
going on for me. The second time I was like, all right.
But it was like an old school, you used to call
them the five o'clockers.
Yeah, this was a six o'clocker.
It was a five o'clocker with better actors.
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, I'll watch it again.
I like your new channel.
I like the stuff Netflix is producing.
Oh, thanks for the Netflix.
So I did the 50 most rewatchable movies of the 21st century at the end of last year.
It was controversial because I had Limitless number 16.
You love Limitless.
Not number 16.
But you watched it a ton, though.
I watched it a few times.
So out of the ones that were on the list, what should have been on?
Because Taken is a big one for you.
All three equalizers you would have had?
Oh, definitely.
Kidding equalizer 3 was the best.
I thought.
Basically anything Denzel you're in.
Or John Wick.
Did you have all the John Wick's in?
I had Wick 2.
Arguably could add Wick 1 as well.
Oh, yeah, that's that Wick 1.
It's all about the dog.
Yeah, I would have been, I like ballerina.
I'm probably the only one in the country, but.
No, ballerina had been all right.
That whole genre, you know that I like that genre.
So it's just sort of been all, yeah.
Yeah, all that, it would have been all that genre.
All right.
So you're going to make it through the gross winter
and the terrible Super Bowl loss
and get ready for Jason Tatum.
As we're talking, it's snowing here again.
Oh, my God.
This is just awful.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to,
now I can look forward to Tatum coming back
because it looks like that's going to happen
and worry about the chemistry when he comes back
and does Jalen Brown have taken back the same way?
It would be interesting.
How did you like how the Devers trade ultimately turned out?
Oh, my gosh.
You and I killed the trade.
It was a money dump and then had to do a second money dump of one of the guys that got in the trade.
There's nobody left.
They traded all three guys.
But we've been told that they're going to use that money elsewhere.
Right.
Which they do.
Which they have not yet.
No.
We didn't get the big thumper, which is what the papers are criticizing.
we don't have the middle.
We don't really have contraris.
We don't have that middle of the order
outfielder or third basement.
It seems like, I don't know this for sure,
but it seems like they're banking on Roman Anthony
basically being their version of what happened
with Drake May this year
and that they don't need the expensive guy
because this guy is going to be an MVP candidate.
Possible.
Him getting hurt really hurt.
Our team, obviously.
It hurt my summer.
I was saying,
having a really fun time watching the team until he went down. And we really did he get a sense,
is he going to be a power hitter? He certainly was a hitter. Yeah. But can he put up those
hum runs? Yeah, people are excited about him. People are always excited when everybody's healthy.
It's the injuries that start cropping up. I'd say our pitching staff looks pretty interesting
what they brought in the depth. And I did like the trade they made yesterday for the third baseman,
But again, he's not a power hitter.
That was pretty lukewarm on that one.
And I think they're done.
You know what they're not done doing is taking money from the fans.
Well, most expensive ticket in baseball.
They're not done with that.
Send your checks here.
I guess John Henry's still doing very well money-wise, right?
Well, he just sold the penguins for twice as much that he paid.
And I'm sure they're in on this.
If the Vegas expansion actually happens, they're probably saving money to be one of
the ownership groups going after that.
But it's just, it's inexplicable how they have stopped spending money after we won the title in 18.
I would say it is explicable though because they won four titles and they were like,
we're good.
You're welcome.
And then they scaled back.
I think they felt like they did what they needed to do.
It's seven, it's eight years later.
I know, I'm aware.
That's a trade of mooky bets.
I don't know if you remember that.
You know, the Devers one didn't bother me as much because they promised they would
re-spend that money. Of course, they didn't. The Betts trade was an abomination.
Also, the Devers maybe got out of that one in time. That might have been a good mulligan.
They paid him a lot of money for a guy that, not even sure what position he would have been
two years from now. But the package they should have gotten back for a guy at his age with
their stats, they didn't get that package back. You know, they just sold for the first bidder
it looked like.
Well, I know you saw Jacko this weekend,
who has only won one World Series
a century.
I might have brought it up.
You did bring up.
We've won four times as many as him,
so that was good.
All right, be careful in the cold weather out there.
Good to see you.
It was good seeing you this weekend.
Thanks for popping up.
Okay, bye.
All right, that's it for the podcast.
Thanks to Nick and my dad and Gahau and Eduardo
and everybody at the ringer.
I will be back on Thursday with one more podcast.
It's going to be our live show that we haven't done yet,
but I know it's going to be fantastic,
and I know you're going to enjoy it,
and I can't wait to do it.
So we'll be back on Thursday with that.
New rewatchful is coming next Monday.
We're doing Golden Eye.
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