The Bobby Bones Show - 3 Days of Thomas Rhett Kicks Off + The Cadillac Three In Studio + Bobby’s Instagram Contest

Episode Date: September 6, 2017

Thomas Rhett and The Cadillac Three stop by the studio and Bobby's $50 Instagram contest Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning Studio! Big day today. First of all, next hour, the Cadillac 3 will be in. They're going to come play live. Also, it's day one of three days of Thomas Red. He's going to come play live.

Today's packed. Glad you can be here with this. Yesterday we're talking about pet peeves. And man, the calls and the Facebook comments, even people are waiting on the phone right now. Again, the day after we're talking about this. Hey, Charles and Alabama, what's happening? I'm just driving down the road.

It's early in the morning. I'm glad you called. So tell me what you're. big, your one pet peeve? My one pet peeve is sitting at a green light. When the light turns green and just sitting there, nobody goes. You know, in like two cars might make it through you. And you're anticipating on the light to turn green, you know.

It's those phones. People looking at their phones. Yeah, that's right. Looking at the phone, texting, doing whatever, but they're not paying attention to what's, you know, the light turning green. You're talking about Amy right now. What? Amy's her right now. Like a little bit.

Amy Phil is you talking directly to her. You know that, right, Charles? Yes. I appreciate you listening, Charles. Yes, thank you. I wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm great. Thank you very much.

Sorry, Charles. And I appreciate you. Let's see one more. Morgan and Macon. Hey, Morgan. Hey. Welcome to the show. What's happening?

Not much. I'm about to walk into work. All right. Well, let's get this on then. Pet P. If you're hearing people call about it, what do you think? My absolute biggest pet peeve is when somebody sees my huge baby on board sticker on the back of my car and they continue to ride my tail. Oh, it's like mama bear.

Yes, it absolutely makes my blood boil. I instantly want to get out and like scrap with somebody. Dang, I can hear your voice. Got a baby on board. Dang, okay. Morgan, I appreciate you. All right, thank you. All right, bye-bye.

Man, well, let's end on that one. I'm sure to fight somebody. Do you think people that tail people are like, oh, baby on board? No, I don't think they're in a hurry. We're not reading the bumper stickers and the signs. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Do you see that meteorologist down in Houston who went out and covered the storm like super?

And they gifted him a vacation? Yeah, so his name is Jeff Linder. And he did all this great coverage of Hurricane Harvey. He's from Houston. And so he's down inside of it before anybody else's. And he's going to these places that nobody else is. And he spends days and days and days. So a GoFundMe page called Let's Buy Jeff Linder a vacation raised $6,675.

Wow. Now, first of all, that was very nice of them. Secondly, he said, I'm not taking the money. He's donating it to the hurricane relief. And they were nice. And then he was nice at giving it back. And still no vacation from Jeff Lender. This guy's over there grinding it out.

But I see you, Jeff Linder. I see you everybody that thought that was just something nice to do because the guy was down there reporting and helping people. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, that's a good one. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond.

Hurricane Irma is headed for the U.S. A state of emergency has been declared in Florida. And mandatory evacuation is underway in the Florida Keys. It's going to be here by this weekend. In Montana, a grizzly bear attacked a man. He was hospitalized and got 90. stitches. He is going to be fine. Officials are warning to be on the lookout for bears this time of year. And finally, in sports and college football after one week, the AP poll is out. The number one

team in the country, Alabama, at number two is Ohio State and three is Clemson. There was a story and taste of country where a bunch of stars said, hey, what's one word that would describe you in high school? And so Kip Moore said, baller. Okay. Al Dean said carefree and Miranda Lambert said nervous. So give me the one word to describe yourself in high school.

Amy? Awkward. Really? I mean, I was. I was. I feel like I was awkward. Whether or not I just played that, I definitely was awkward.

And looking back at pictures, oh my gosh. I thought you were one of the cool kids. Internally, I guess I felt like I was awkward. Lunch bikes? Easy. King! I don't know. Yeah?

You ran the hallways? I ran the hallways. Let me tell you, L.C. Anderson High School. I was the king. Remember the teacher that called in last week? She wasn't even there when I was there.

She has no idea about my legacy. She just thinks she knows because she's something teacher. Teachers don't know. Listen, if a kid is coming to you to tell you something, teacher, you're not the cool teacher. You see what I'm saying? No, I don't. Students don't hang around teachers.

Okay. The only ones that do are like Hearbook, and they're kind of the dorky kids. Oh. Let's just say I was king! They're the ones that are your boss. Yeah. For me, I think my word would be nerdy. Like, I was the nerdy kid.

What? There was a word I was given in high school by one of my teachers. Loquacious. I don't know what that means. What is that? I think it means talkative. No, you don't say. I got to look it up.

Eddie, what would yours be? Oh, I was skinny. Skinny. I was about a buck 15. When they came around to ask if anyone wanted to donate blood, they had to look at me twice and be like, you've got to weigh you. I don't know if you're heavy enough to donate blood.

What grade? All through high school. I mean, maybe I started gaining my way in college, but in high school I was skinny. Raymond, one word? Studious. Studio. My parents, they always made us study, so

I mean, my friends were out having fun. Me and my brother were studying. Oh, wow. How was birthday yesterday? Oh, a blast is always present. people went a little out of control on Twitter. I mean, all I need is like one gift that says happy birthday. Don't need 100 of them.

Other than that, it's great. Too many gifts? Damn, what a lot. Your Wednesday positivity right now. Man, let's go to California for this one. The Starbucks barista just doing a job. And all of a sudden a customer passed out. So it jumps over the counter and gives the 20-year-old.

old CPR. The guy got into cardiac arrest, and luckily, Kurt Vaughn, the barista, knew how to do chest compressions. Captain Breed it long enough until the paramedics arrived, took over, saved his life. Wow. Like, the dude at Starbucks is a lifesaver. Like, you have to tip him, right? And I know a lot of you guys don't tip Starbucks, but that's a big old tip right there. There's an exception. Amy? Well, a six-year-old boy applied for a job at Legoland because there was an advertisement for them seeking out model builders at Legoland. And he applied saying that he was definitely the man for the job because he has lots of experience.

And they replied back to him. Obviously, they thought the letter was super cute. And they have offered him like a one-day work experience to come up there and be a legit model maker for the day. Can you understand how awesome that would be at six years old to go to Lego land and get to go backstage? Amazing. It's not even like a concert, but it's still like behind the curtain.

And that would be awesome. That'd be like me going to the mustard factory. Like, I love mustard that much. I just love that he started off his letter. I am the man for the job. Yeah, I love it. Lunchbox. Carl is a plumber in Utah, and he wanted to help kids get into college.

He makes about $30,000 a year. He doesn't have HBO, doesn't go to Starbucks. He saves his money so he can give away scholarships. So if a kid has a parent in prison, they apply for a Willie the Plummer scholarship, and he gives out $1,000 scholarships, and he's done it for the last five years, sent 17 kids to college. Wow. Look at that.

That's good news right there. Tell me something good here on a Wednesday. Baby Bones. Jennifer in Indiana, good morning. Hey, good morning. How are you? Good, how are you? Good, what's going on?

Hey, I was just wondering if you ever made a decision about who you were taking to the Radio Hall of Fame induction. I have not. It's not until November, so I feel like you have some time. It's only September 6th, so September, June, April. It's got a few months, you know what I'm saying? Oh, I thought. When was your deadline you gave yourself? Who knows?

But it's either Eddie or my girlfriend, and it's because it's the Radio Hall of Fame, do I take Eddie who I've been working at radio with, but for less than five years, or do I take someone who's personal in my personal life? What do you think, Jennifer? Well, that's a tough decision, but, I mean, I think you have to go Lindsay. Jennifer, I think long-term. Like, I'm leaning 51% her, 49% Eddie at this point. So your relationship's good right now

That's what you're saying I'm just saying If it's not it'd be even worse Like I haven't made my mind up yet I just think it I don't know Well you use the word long term So what do you think long term You'd end up

It'd be better if you went with her I think long term That three months from now I'd rather not be getting yelled at Oh from her Good thinking Because I don't yell at you See my thing went like so long term

Like you know When they're giving birth to their child and their daughter grows up one day. Dad, why didn't you take mom to your National Radio Hall of Fame Award? That's a cute thought, but that's not anywhere in my mind. It's so weird how guys and girls are different. Mommy's thinking like three months down the road is long term and I'm like... Yeah, I'm thinking like New Year's. Yeah, I don't know, I'm leaning a little Lindsay, but Eddie's still definitely in the race. Yeah. All right. Jennifer, thank you for asking and restoring the pot up.

I don't know. No problem. All right. Anytime. Thank you very much. Appreciate you. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Seymour, Connecticut. A man walked into a bank, handed the teller a note, said, give me $5,000 and nobody gets hurt.

So the teller handed over $5,000, dude ran out of the bank. Left his note there, the teller flipped it over. It was his pay stub. Oh, come on. A couple hours later, he was arrested. Come on. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.

At least he had a job, huh? Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. You know the best way to avoid a speeding ticket? Don't speed? Yeah. I mean, I guess so, but I guess if you get pulled over, the best way is to, as they talk to all these police officers, is to be completely polite.

You're more likely to get a warning if you're really nice to the cop. Not always. Listen, if you're caught doing like 15 over, just accept you're going to get a ticket. And you're basically plea bargaining with your polite litmus, you know? You're going to get a ticket. But yeah, yes, sir, and maybe they'll take it down a bit. Yeah.

But if you're in that range and if you're nice and they're not trying to hit that quota that may or may not exist, they say that's the best way to get out of a ticket. Number two, if you're a dude, you're out of luck. Yeah. Like females, they get out more than men do. And then finally, like summertime, cops give more tickets, but because people speed more. But also because they get more federal grant money to enforce it, supposedly.

Oh. So I guess it's still kind of, is it still summer, like officially? No, it's over. Like, it's fall? Like, the first day of fall is here. Yep. Really? Yes.

According to the news. Hmm. The news had a story that said today, fall starts. I believe it was Monday. Oh, is that always Labor Day? September 22nd is the first day of fall. Fake news, stop! Stop with your baby.

No, I saw it on the news. No, stop. I saw it on the news. Yeah, the fake news. Fake news. All right. The Cadillight three is coming in. The Cadillight three is coming in.

Ray, when does the first day of fall? September 22nd? Yes, Eddie. I'm reading September 1st. Thank you. Thank you. It's not. Ray has it right here.

It's September 22nd. Fake news lunchbox strike the game. Two. Okay. Everybody born sure. All right. The Cadillac 3 are here. Let me tell you why I'd say that.

Good go. Good job. Jaron of the Cadillac 3 was over at the house, Amy, right? Uh-huh. Did you know that they get upset if you don't call them the Cadillac 3? Wow. It's like the opposite of the Rascal Flats. Yes.

Because they don't want, well, they don't have to be. Well, we are the opposite of the Rattel. That's right. Literally. That's true. Like, literally. It could not be more different. Much similarity here.

So, but I mean, they are just Rascal Flats, and y'all are the Cadillac 3. So, or TC3. TC3. I like that. So, but it's not really Jared who gets bothered by The. Is it you? It's mainly me. Yeah.

Because it's our name. It's the Cadillac 3. It's like The Beatles. I call the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the Catalact. A lot like the Beatles. Liam and Noel over here. The other guy. I like that you go right to the Rolling Stones and the Beatles.

I'm also the Jaron, by the way. Obviously, we're in the top three with those. Yes. Anyway, I'm a big fan of that you guys put out a new record a couple weeks ago. Sure did. That's fun, right? Yeah. And you have instruments.

I want to get right to a song, and then I want to talk a little more. But I want you to play the current single, because I think this song is jam right now. Okay. Jarren's in a Dirk's in a Dirk's in a Dirk's Bentley, T-shirt, by the way, in case you're wondering. Not just a Dirk's. No, I didn't make it. What kind of question is that, Bobby Bones? But then I don't understand why you're like not just a, it is just a Dirk's Bentley teacher.

Because I got it on Amazon.com. Well, the story, it's her little story behind it. Who calls it Amazon.com? He's like, w-w-d-G-T-P. What else did you call it? Amazon. Amazon. Inescape.org.

No, but Dersh is coming over to write. And I got on Amazon.com prime, backslash. And I was like, man, I saw it on there. It's just some knockoff thing. And I was like, eight bucks. I was like, I got to do that. And I'll be wearing it when he comes over. funny, you know, so I did it and it came and he showed up and he goes, man, that's great, man,

where did you get that? I was like, I thought he was going to be, you know, I didn't think he was cool. I thought he was going to think it was funny. But I think they started making them now, so. So now he's taking the design. Yeah, he's selling them at shows. All right, the Cadillac 3 is here and play the single because I think this song, it's the jam. All right. You want to have set it up, or you? You want to do it in E or D? Up to you, man. Do you guys play it in different keys? Like, really? We're all over. the place. Let's see here. This is called Dang if we didn't.

Hey guys, so because of licensing rules, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show.

And sorry about all the legal stuff. And look at you boys bringing the energy this morning. I felt good about that. It was good. I'd tell you if it wasn't. I'd be like, ah. Oh, no, you were. Very mediocre.

I thought it was really good. The record's out now. You guys hang around a little bit? Yeah, man. We'll come back in a second. I like Jeremy just eats on the air. Yeah, it's like ice. He's eating.

It's actually tomato juice and ice. It's delicious. Tomato juice and ice. He's a healthy eater. No, no, I believed you. Like, what's to deal with them? I don't need the proof. Are you sure it's not a Bloody Mary?

No, well, I wish. That would be a lot more fun. Do you have any block? Because we could fix that. We probably do. Kidding, kidding. This is a Bobby Bonds. All right, Legacy is the name of the album.

Dang if we didn't is the song they just played a minute ago. The Cadillac 3 are here. And Jaron, lead singer, come over at the house, and you did a Bobbycast, and we talked. I thought we had a good time. It's the first time we'd ever actually hang out as humans. Like, we've been at a couple things. Right, right. But I came away out.

I mean, I liked you. Like, I mean, I don't. That doesn't happen very often. I'm a tough. I'm freaking out a little. No. I had Bobby, I had no idea. I didn't really say that.

I mean, like, you're like a normal dude. I know. Yeah. On the nuttier side of things. But I mean, there's no pretension there, that's what I mean. I had a blast. Thanks for having me. Sometimes you get people over and, you know, they got something to prove.

I will say this. You came over to the house and you did say a couple words to me in a stern way because I didn't have any room in my driveway for your truck. That was the biggest. Probably y'all had. Well, you invite someone over to your house of, you know, where you live. I was like coming to my home. Yeah, coming to your home, I would like to hang out with you person to person. But there's nowhere to park your big ass truck.

First of all, I would like to say your truck is bigger than an average parking spot. But it's not that. Well, but he didn't, maybe, maybe he didn't know to prepare for such true. Like maybe he thought you drove a mini. No, no. If he would have driven a normal truck, it would have fit perfectly. This is not true. He was parked.

Caddy Wampus. up in his own driveway with a big old Jeep. But again, isn't it my driveway? It is. And I respect. And there's a ton of parking. That's why I texted and asked where I parked this big ass truck. Well, when you invite me over, I got a Tacoma to short bed.

There's plenty of room. Let's see. Do I have anything I like to add? I'm glad you can finally come to studio. Me too, man. We don't live right down the damn road. I drive by every day thinking you might text me. He's like, pop on in, man.

What am I on your phone as? I think it says Bobby Bowman. I could be wrong. I know if it was like Colmo B. No, definitely not. Park's like an ass. Yeah. All right, the cat like three.

It's my own driveway, dude. Get over yourself. I'll park everywhere I want. I'm going to invite them over and just have all cars everywhere down the road. Like nowhere to park. You need to Uber. I was texting Amy last night. Pretty late because I'm watching all the Hurricane Irma footage.

And first of all, I was looking at the storm. And they said the storm itself is the size. of Ohio the state, which is pretty crazy because when it's out in the middle of the ocean, there's really nothing to compare it to. It looks like a big storm in the middle of water, so you really don't know. But to be as big as the entire state of Ohio, and it may have grown or shrunk since then, but I was watching coverage last night. I text to Amy, I was like, hey, what's happening? Because Amy has two kids that she's adopted, and they're in Haiti. What are they telling you? Well, I hear that, well, my kids are in Port-au-Prince, and right now,

like an hour ago I checked and they still say Irma is headed towards Puerto Rico, Haiti, Cuba and Florida and it's in the path but specifically where my kids live it's like a medium warning. Other parts of Haiti are definitely in for something

more severe so they are predicting. So I mean the country in itself is not in the clear but where my kids are. I mean I don't want to say hopefully they're fine. I mean I feel bad for the entire country. Every little island out there. I just feel bad for everybody, but for my kids and my well-being, I think they're going to be okay.

So what are we looking at here? Like, what's happened this morning? By the way, listeners are tweeting me pictures of them evacuating. Like, as we were doing the dance party a minute ago, someone's like, hey, I love the dance party as we're getting the crap out of Dodge, and it's just cars lined up on the highway. Wow. And so it's wild to think that two humongous hurricanes can come this back to, first of all, I think that one of them comes at the devastation of Harvey. And then here's Irma and, and, we're hoping it still turns hard to the right. That would be amazing.

But at this point, you start looking at these models. I did read this. They're only right about one out of 200 times as to where exactly it's going to hit. Like that's their low rate of success. But that doesn't mean it's not going to kind of be right. Does that make sense? Yeah. I mean, they're saying, from what I was watching, they're saying it's going to stay at a category

four to five for the next day or two. So we just have to, you just have to watch it. And it's crazy to just sit there and watch it and not know what it's going to do, but to be at that magnitude for that, just sitting there waiting for it to figure out what it's going to do. I was watching your Twitter last night and you posted that video, and it was only a partial video of what a category three does to a house, what a category four does to a house, and what a category five does, and all like the differences.

Because once it goes from three to four, and I've never been in a hurricane. Like I grew up in Arkansas. We had tornadoes all the time. We didn't have hurricanes. But from a three to a four is such a big difference. And then four to five. But it's just the house goes away. So right, what's the latest right now?

It's approaching San Juan, Puerto Rico. Yeah. And this is something like Puerto Rico hasn't seen a storm of this magnitude since like 1928. The sad, crazy thing about the islands is there's nowhere to go. Right. Like people can be on the bottom of Florida. They can be Miami, you know, that area. And it's like, okay, evacuate.

and if you have a car, you just get in the car and you drive away. If you're on an island, it's just like batting down the hatches. Yeah, and then the structure, like, even in that demo video I posted, I was like, okay, wow, that's like a normal house that's like a structure. Like some people I know in Haiti and I'm sure in even Puerto Rico are on these islands, they live in like tent type situations. Yeah, not hardcore structures. Yeah.

in Hollywood. Amy's 30 second skinny. So George Strait has signed on to be a part of hand in hand. It's the Hurricane Harvey Relief Benefit. It's going to be an hour-long telethon, airing from Los Angeles, New York, Nashville, Texas. You got George, Miranda Lambert, Chris Stapleton, all doing a live performance

from San Antonio. And then Blake Shelton and Reese Witherspoon are going to anchor the Nashville portion of the show. It's just going to be a lot of different people involved, hopefully raising a lot of money, and it's going down September 12th at 8 p.m. Eastern. On all the networks, right? Yeah, all the networks. So that's pretty cool.

Here's the thing about the country part of it is that, you know, it's like George Miranda Stapleton, Robert O'Keene, I think, Lyle Lovett. Yeah. So you're not going to be able to see all that on TV, but you'll be able to see like a performance, but you'll be able to watch all the country part online. Yeah. And then tickets are like 200 to 1,000 to 1,000 bucks,

and they're doing a lottery. system, even for the tickets. Oh, wow. Not the tickets are going to put that much of a dent in anything, but of course people would pay a ton of money to get into that thing. Oh, for sure. But you're not going to be able to watch the whole thing on TV as the thing. You have to watch it on the stream.

Gotcha. Hey, what else? Well, Terrell Owens is going to compete on the 25th season of Dancing with the Stars. He has been paired up with Cheryl Burt. The announcement was made yesterday, and the full Dancing with the Stars cast will be announced today on Good Morning America. Anybody's still into that? No, no.

Not yet. Give it a couple years. I'll be on the show in the next couple of seasons. Oh, then I'll watch every day. Yeah, me too. I watch every day. There we go. Then I'll be into it.

Totally. Who would you want? Cheryl Burke, right? I don't care. I don't know any of them. Oh, she's the best. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds.

Skinny. Thomas Wright coming up in about five minutes. Let's get the morning corny in right now. The morning corny. Why did the iPhone wear glasses? Boy, she's excited about this one. I can hear her voice. Why did the iPhone wear glasses?

Because it lost all of its contacts. I heard Mighty laugh from behind me, and I don't even see him. He's laughing behind me. He thought that was funny, too. Uh-huh. That's good. All right, there it is. There's the Morning Corny.

That was the Morning Corny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting. All right, in the studio. us is Thomas Wright. Clap your hands for Thomas. It's his first day of his residency here on the show. It's nice here to come in for three days in a row. Yeah, man. It's a big week, though. It is a big week. Album week is always awesome and exhausting. Both, yes. So, congratulations, by the way. I mean, here you go again. Yeah. And got all this new music, got all these people downloading your stuff.

Is it weird? Because you have songs that aren't even on the radio that are like top thousands, thousands of downloads. Like, that means you have fans. No, it does. It's definitely a positive thing For sure. We put out basically a track a week for the last four weeks until the album comes out. So excited to get it out for sure. Like when I would see when you put Grave out and nobody knows that song and the radio isn't playing that song. Right. Yeah. But it's a top download. It's like you have literal fans now, which is cool. Yeah. It is very cool. Maybe I'm too excited for you. Maybe I just like to work. I know. It's a good thing. Thank you. Yeah. So Thomas is here. He's going to play today tomorrow and Friday.

And so you have your band with you. So let's stop talking for a second. Let's play a new song from the record here. Yeah, yeah. So we're going to play a song that basically is already out kind of on iTunes like you were talking about. A song's called 16. Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this IHeartRadio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. This guy right here. Look at this guy.

Thank you very much. Think about life. You what? Made me think about life and stuff. My bracelet was stuck in my strings the entire time. That's good. Might take you 30. What?

What's you say? Nothing. Nothing. Again. Thomas Reds here. It's three days of Thomas. The record comes out on Friday. And so I guess we should start.

Let's talk about something in the past for a second. We should talk about our clothing thing real quick. We wore the same suit. Because, I mean, we haven't really talked about it. Thomas and I presented an award at ACM honors together. Like, I did the talking and Thomas did the playing. Right. And we saw each other and we talked before the show.

We were like, well, we look similar. But we never put two and two together that we looked almost identical. I think it was the exact same suit. And under shirt, pretty much. Do you remember the brand of your suit? I don't know. We should compare because I think they were exactly the same. And then we ended up presenting the award and standing beside each other.

That's where it got like. That's where it got twinsis. And so I texted the picture over Thomas and he was like, can he say, can I post this? I said, sure, I don't own it. Post whatever you want. Yeah. And so it was pretty funny. I liked it.

It made me look cool. I'm glad that I'm, that was one of my favorite post of the year for sure. Wow. Okay. All right, record comes out on Friday. Yeah. Man. Most of this record was done how long ago?

Man, I feel like the record kind of got done like maybe three or four months ago. And then, but basically the song's been. I've been being written over the last couple of years. How many songs do you have to cut from? Well, we cut 22 songs in the studio. We were picking from like 40 or 50. I just wrote so much over the last couple of years, and I think at the end of the day,

I was just trying to figure out what direction and what kind of story do you want to tell with the whole album. And so that was probably the hardest part is whittling down and, you know, getting everybody's opinions and then trying to figure out which songs you're going to leave out and which songs you're going to put on the record. And that's always the hardest part about making a record, though. You're right, 40 or 50 for the point.

project. Then you go into the studio and you spend money on cutting 20 songs. Yeah. And then from the 20 you cut down to how many? Fourteen. Well, there's 14 on the normal album and then 17 on the target, like deluxe album. So we left pretty much three or four in the dust. Man. Maybe they'll make, you know, but maybe, maybe, maybe they'll make it back on a record at some other point in time. Would you give those away? Yeah, for the right person, absolutely. For the money? Everybody, everybody thinks it's like called selling a song, but it's really, It's really not bad. Well, if you say the right person, so do you have to hear their version of it first

so you can make sure they're going to do it justice? No, I mean, that's really, that's not how it works. I mean, you kind of just... I'd be like, okay, cut it, let me hear it. It costs money to cut stuff. You know what's crazy, though. Come over, sing it for me, and then I'll tell you. Well, what's crazy is that anyone is allowed to cut any song, pretty much.

Yeah, we cut the Golden Girl theme song because there's no rules. Yeah, like I could go cut, country girl shake it from here right now and put it out, and it would be completely legal. Oh. Yeah, it's a whole, don't worry about it. It's crazy. Because it's crazy. I get my head hurts.

Yeah, it's a lot. Everybody gets sued. It's the whole thing. All right, tomorrow we'll come back to another one. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. All right, Thomas Rett's here.

You can download 16, by the way. That song is up now. Yes. I like what I'm seeing here because you got an airplane, you cost trouble. And let's say the airline has to land early, let's say they have to turn around.

They should charge you for whatever cost it were. I was reading this story. This unruly passenger, and this is in America, who got just completely belligerent. like they were flying to New York they had to turn the flight around so they charged them $97,000

Oh But that's what it cost to do that Yeah He pleaded guilty in February To interfering with a flight crew Has been sentenced to three years probation Before the plane took off He threatened his girlfriend, her kids

Other passengers I mean he had to be drinking right Something went wrong Every time an unruly passenger prompts a flight diversion, it could cost the airlines up to $200,000. So this time they went, okay, we're just going to charge you, and they went to court, boom. He owes $97,817. Oh, man.

But isn't that rightfully so? Probably. Aren't you guys cool with that? Yeah, I mean, it's fun. I mean, yeah, you're right. That costs the airline lots of money. Lunchbox always says, if he sees someone causing trouble on an airplane, he's just going to beat him up. Yeah, I'm going to take him down because I want to get the news.

and I'll be the hero of the flight, maybe I'll get free flights for life. That's your goal? Yep. Free flights for life, huh? You got to think about that. If you're going to step up and be the hero, they're going to reward you in some way.

Be the hero. Be the hero. Once, and I've told this story before, so I give you the tiny version, there was this 90-year-old man who was a little grumpy. He gets older every time you tell it to. And he was like, I'm just trying to put my suitcase up.

And the lunchbox was like, this guy's being angry. And he's like, he's like, record this. And he was about to tackle the old man. And then the old man ended up sitting down. He's like, he's lucky. He's lucky. He was giving that flight attendant some attitude,

and I was about to have to put him in his place. Like, hey, no need to talk to her that way. You get off the plane. You didn't even say anything to him, though. You said nothing. These are all just thoughts in your head that you're saying. What did I just? I said I was about to, but then he got the hint.

He saw my eyes going, uh-oh, this by eye's about to come in. Yeah, take care of business. The dude looked like Herbert from Family Guy, that old cartoon. That's what he looked like By the way If you go on iTunes Or IHeart Radio And you search Bobbycast

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Is he chasing the star? But when he moved to town, he moved to town in a camper, and he just lived in a camper for a long time. So I did that one day, and I come home to about, like, three or four inches of water cover in my whole camper. Where it froze, even though it was dripping, but it kept filling the tank, came through the bathtub, and just flooded the whole thing.

That was the day my roommate left. When he came home to that, he was like, I can't do this. So it's like the stories behind the songs, and we've been doing it for about a year now. And again, this guy, he's in his 20s and moved to town with straight living in the camper at a campsite for six, seven months.

I mean, it's crazy. Search Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or iTunes. And again, just scroll through. I mean, Marin Morris, we did an hour just talking about everything. So I hope you get a chance to check that out. Tell me what you think about this. A father who caught his babysitter

asleep on the couch decided to teach her a lesson by kidnapping his own children. Oh my goodness. It's so scary. I love it. That's funny. Identified only as Sarah. She was found asleep by the dad when he returned home from some paperwork because he hired her to watch the kids.

He took a picture of her sleeping and then slowly grabbed his children and got out of the house. And then he recorded her panicking when she woke up and couldn't find him. she started calling the dad, sending a messages. According to the threat of messages, he wouldn't even answer her calls. Instead, he had no signal. Now, Eddie, as a dad, how do you feel about this? I love it, Bones. I mean, I feel like this is something that I would do.

I mean, I think Sarah, the babysitter, she shouldn't be sleeping. And now she'll never forget this moment. You bet if she babysits again, she's not sleeping. Yeah, she'd probably also traumatized for life. Have you ever, like, accidentally just fall in a son? sleep ever? Yeah, but that's like saying, you know, you were driving. Have you ever accidentally just fallen asleep?

Like you're watching kids. Wait, wait. Were the kids awake or asleep? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter? Like, you've ever a babysitter and the kids are asleep, you can't take a little that?

No, you can't. Wait, why can't you? Parents sleep? Exactly, Amy. That's when your kids go to bed and they're not being paid. No, no, no, this is different. Let's not act like she's their parent and it's 10 p.m. at night. Thank you, ma'am.

and I'm just going to be full-blown honest. Like, if the kids went to sleep and it was midnight and the parents were still out, if I fell asleep, I know I've fallen asleep babysitting before. But you also put them to bed. There's a difference. Okay. He was at work, doing paperwork. I know.

I just can't get on to Sarah for falling asleep. I can't. The kids were asleep. And I know that I would be, like, traumatized for life if I thought that I was responsible for children gone missing. I can get on to Sarah. Because I think Sarah's a knucklehead. Hey, we'll put this up and give us your opinion.

on our Facebook page, just go over to Bobbybones.com, find the link. I'll say this too. I don't even know if what I did on Instagram last night is legal. Do you guys see what I posted? No, what did you do? Okay. I'm scared to look. Well, no, it's nothing naked.

It's like a giveaway. Can you just give away money on Instagram? I did see you do that. I didn't know what you were referring to, but... Like, I don't know if that's legal, because I just put, hey, put a comment over there and I'll randomly pick somebody and give them 50 bucks. And I haven't done it yet. But they haven't taken my account down.

I just don't know if you can just give money to the listeners on Instagram. Yeah, why not? Because I think they have, I don't know. I know some friends of ours that commented hoping that you pick them. Well, on Instagram, I put somebody comment and I'll pick somebody. I'll probably pick them by this afternoon and just send somebody 50 bucks. But I don't know if that's illegal or not. I don't know.

So if you binge watch shows, you can't go to sleep. Because what happens is you start binge watching a show and they get us with that end. and you're like, I'm enjoying the show, probably going to wrap up, just go to bed. And then they hit us with that cliffhanger, that hook. And it's like, oh, man, I got to see how the next one at least starts. And then we end up not sleeping and not being productive. And then getting fired. Fired, whoa.

Yeah. All because we're binge watching shows on Netflix. The last show you binge watch. And I would define binge watching as at least three episodes at a time. Two is just, I'll watch another. I got a little time on my hands. three starts to get into I'm dedicating a part of my day to this show.

Last show you binge watched, Amy. Narcos, episodes one through three. Lunchbox? Veep. For me, it was Ozark, and I spent the weekend watching it, and it started slow for me, and I was disappointed,

but then I kind of got into it. And then by the end of it, I was really into it. So if you're going to watch Ozark, I would follow my advice and not Amy's, because, man, Amy had me hyped for the show. Oh. She was like, it's the greatest show ever

And I was like, man, I can't wait for it to get good One episode in Okay, well be patient Because Morgan number two tried to watch it, right? Morgan 2, or Morgan 1 Have to me Morgan's. Oh my goodness, all these morgons Morgan number 2 Morgan number 2

She tried to watch Ozark and you didn't like it, huh? No, I watched like the first episode And I was already bored I just couldn't get into it Oh Amy, stop it See you gave bad advice You have to watch it Morgan number two, take my advice.

Please watch one and a half more episodes and you will be into it, okay? Okay, I will do that much, but just for you. All right, thank you very much. By the way, lunchbox had reservations at dinner. What time was your reservation? 745. What time did you get there? We got there at 738.

And what time did you finally get your table? We got our table at 8.30. Okay. Whoa. Now, you had a reservation and they didn't have it ready. What do they tell you? They said, oh, yeah, the, We're just cleaning up the table.

We'll have you seated just in a few minutes. So we go over to the bar, get a drink, we're hanging out. I look at my watch. Well, I look at my phone. And it's been 20 minutes. So I go back up there. I was like, yeah, you know, we had a reservation. Now it's 805.

You know, 20 minutes past. Like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're running a little bit behind. We'll get right to you. I mean, we didn't get until 8.30. I went up another time. I was like, yeah, I'm lunchbox from the box. I'm trying to everything.

Like, I'm like, what's the point of having a reservation if I'm going to stand here for 45 minutes. I could have walked in there that night with no reservation and still got in a table probably at the same amount of time that it took me to get a table with a reservation. So I felt like they really screwed up and I don't understand what's the point of having a reservation and America is going downhill because if we don't if we don't honor reservations, then what do we honor? Like if we're not going to reward you for being prepared and planning in advance, then what are we going to prepare? What are we get a reward for. Like, oh, just show up and be unorganized. No, I went ahead and tried to do something

nice and make it on time so they would know I was coming, and they still weren't prepared. That's why America's going downhill, because we don't respect anything anymore. You have an airline reservation? You get kicked off the airline. Thank you. So I agree with the reservation. Did you actually say something to them, or is this one of those? No, I actually said something. I was like, hey, man, you know, we had a reservation at 745. What's the problem? And then finally the manager came over and he's like, I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry, you know, just a couple tables took too long. And I'm like, no, not 45 minutes too long. You guys took too long. And did they offer us anything free? Nope.

Do you feel like they should? Oh, yes. If you have a reservation, you wait for 45 minutes past your reservation, you should at least get something, an appetizer, a dessert, entree, you know, anything. I would, listen, if it's 30, 45 minutes after reservation, I think I just leave. Yeah, but then you end up setting yourself way back. Then where do you go if it's a busy night? Principal. I go to Taco Bell.

I go somewhere that I can get food. That's also why Yelp exists. Yeah, I need to start a Yelp profile because I think I'd be good at reviewing places. Oh, boy, there we go. You would just be like. No, I can get positive reviews when they're necessary, but when they're negative like that, that is terrible. I agree. The reservation thing is it hurts.

I think you can give them about 20 minutes and then after that you should say something. And then if it's over a half an hour to 40 minutes, that's on them. And sometimes you can't control when tables don't leave. But if there are a lot of tables, that's kind of on you. So I don't think America's going downhill because of this lunchbox. But I agree that I would be upset too. So we're agreeing with you that you should be upset.

Well, I'm glad finally you're on my side on something. America needs some help. Set up that Yelp account. All right, buddy. I'm going to get on it. Today is National ReDibon. book day. So because of that, five random facts about books that I thought were pretty interesting. Number one, J.K. Rowling? You know what that is, right? Yes. Harry Potter. Yeah, she wrote all

those Harry Potter books. She's the world's highest paid author in just 2017 earned $95 million. Whoa. In just 2017. Dang. That's crazy. So Bill Gates bought the most expensive book ever. Bought it for $30.8 million. What? It was a job. journal by a Leonardo da Vinci called Codex Leicester. I could be saying that wrong, but yeah, he spent 30 million bucks on a book. Dr. Seuss's first book called, and to think I saw it on Mulberry Street, was rejected by 27 publishers. He tried to burn the book and then decided, ah, I'm not going to

burn it because it wouldn't catch on fire. Like literally he saw it because it wouldn't catch on fire. And then finally, after being rejected all those times, it went on to be his first success. I use that example in one of my, I guess my only TED talk that I did where I talked about the biggest successes are always the biggest failures too, because we don't know about their failures. We only see the one or two humongous things they do and go, wow, I bet they're just amazing and bet they're just so much better than everybody else in what they do. When that's not the case at all, it's just as they get rejected, they just continue to push on. I mean, think about that, Dr. Seuss. We're rejected 27 times with this one book.

I wouldn't have made it through 27 rejections with one book. So that's where the real winning happens, man. Just not taking no for an answer. The original title for Where the Wild Things Are. Did you guys read that as a kid? Oh, yeah. With the monsters. And then they had a movie about it too, right?

Yeah. It was called Where the Wild Horses are, but the author couldn't draw horses. So he drew all those funny monsters. Yeah, isn't that funny? Five random facts about books. on National Read a Book Day. Finally. And I knew this,

but I think it's funny to bring up. The 50 Shades of Gray trilogy was just Twilight Fanfiction. Because what happens is people will start to write their own side stories from books. And this was someone just writing off a Twilight. Like the character in their head

as that main character was Robert Patton, the guy from Twilight. And so it got published on fan fiction websites and the next thing you know, somebody just being a nerd, which we all are about things, about Twilight, wrote 50 Shades of Gray, bam, books, movies, a cabillion dollars.

Did you guys know that about that series? No. I don't think so, no. That to me is crazy because there's a lot of fan fiction. Again, it's just people spinning off stories and making up their own, and they pass them around the internet and like, hey, read this. And that one turned into hundreds of millions of dollars.

That's unreal. Unreal. Just a little fantasy writing and then, bam. You're a millionaire. But you forgot fact number six. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah. We have a New York Times bestseller on this show.

Ah, we do, yes. And you're writing a second book. That's a fact. It is. I'm not arguing. I'm not arguing with you. I'm actually saying thank you for acknowledging that. It's very kind of you.

I did write a book called Bear Bones. And if we're going to talk about books, you've got to bring it up because you're a New York Times best seller. Every time you talk about books, you should mention that. I had no plans to mention that. I get you at the bookstore saying, oh, you know, wrote a book every time. And then I have to do the thing where I'm about selling it. Yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, thank you for acknowledging that. I appreciate that very much. Hey, by the way, I'm being told that what I'm doing on Instagram is completely legal. Yay. Because I said, hey, just post a comment and I'll pick somebody and give them 50 bucks. I didn't know if I could do that or not. And so we looked it up, and apparently you can do that up to like 600 bucks, but you can't do more than that.

Well, listen. Yeah. First of all, I ain't doing 600 bucks. But I said, just post a comment on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, and I just give somebody 50 bucks. And so that's what I'm doing on my Instagram page. And apparently it's not illegal. So I want to put that out there if you want to go and take your shot out of winning $50. You know, like they say, what a $50 do?

Make you a hollow. So we talked earlier about this Hurricane Harvey benefit with George Strait and Miranda and Stapleton. And that can be happening next week. You know what's wild? It's what if Irma hits between that relief even starting? Yeah. Then it's like, what do you do? Obviously, you still do it.

I don't know. I just watch Hurricane Irma and just pray this thing moves to the right. Just some. Just go to the right a bit. Like, get away from the islands. It's going to probably hit the United States. Hopefully it's just not a full-fledged smash into the bottom of Florida. I have this.

There are 7,000 guardsmen being called to duty. Here's the governor of Florida. All available national guard members, nearly 7,000 guardsmen and women will be reporting for duty Friday morning. Additional guard members will be activated this week as needed. A lot of people are asking about Amy's kids because they're in Haiti. And you said, as of right now, the storm isn't tracking to go right over where they are. Like, they're going to get hit with the weather, but probably not the big. part of it as of now, right? Yeah, where they live, they should be fine. There are parts of Haiti that are

definitely, I mean, all of Haiti, it's such a vulnerable country. So it's horrible, but right where my kids are, yeah, they should be. I just get scared for them being scared because of the winds and the rain and the flooding. And then, yeah, the flooding, you just don't know how horrible that's going to be. Maybe the whole hurricane situation isn't as bad where they are, but what will the aftermath be like? And I just don't want them to be scared. I've been to the orphanage. It's not like there are a lot of walls there, even for storms. Yeah, like there's not like windows or anything. And my daughter's bedroom is outside in like a makeshift. Like my son is inside like a home that's got like cinder block type structure, but still no windows.

And then my daughter's room is just like a wooden thing outside. It's weird. Well, our listeners are asking about it. So. Well, I'm getting updates from Haiti. on a group thread that I'm on, but unfortunately, a lot of it is in French. Oh, see if you'd have been studying French. Dang it. I know.

It's the Bobby Bones Show. This kid named Jay. He's 17 years old, and he's a video game player. He just signed a $150,000 a year contract to play this one video game. ESPN's reporting it. And he's only 17, so his mom had to sign the contract for him. That's so awesome. And so that $150,000, because it's to play one game called Overwatch.

I don't know what this says. Eddie, do your kids play Overwatch? No, that might be a little too old for them. So the 150 also has health insurance, a retirement savings plan, and so he's competing with the North American team. Wow. And they're taking on South Korea soon in case you guys want to go out of the game in California. It's a multiplayer online first-person shooter video game.

So yeah, a little bit old for Eddie's kids. and it gets a 9 out of 10 on GameSpot and 5 out of 5 on The Guardian. So it's a very highly popular game. Came out in 2016. I appreciate your game, complete review. But listen, the kids getting paid $150,000 to play a video game. That's crazy.

I bet his hand-eye coordination is nuts. Right. Yeah. That's some stuff right there. Hey, who here plays the lottery regularly except for Lunchbox? Anyone? I do. I mean, I would say like a couple times a month.

Eddie, you do? Mm-hmm. Anybody else playing the lottery at all? No. Because I don't, unless it's like a $1 billion. Yeah. And then that's only if it's a social thing and everybody else is doing it. I'm like, yeah, I'll get in.

But I don't ever play it just because it's reached a certain amount of money. Listen, I don't think I'm too good for a $5 million lottery. I hope not. I only get in when it's like $500 million because everybody else is doing it. And I'm like, you know, I want to be a part of the group. So here's a guy in California. He won $600,000 on a scratch-off, and he didn't know it to a weeks later because he just forgot about the card. Oh, my.

Wow. Yeah, his name is Perry, and he picked up some scratch-offs. He goes out and, you know, he puts him up in his cabin, puts him up, and he just kind of forgets about it. Puehicleer, he goes back. He says he doesn't play the lotto often. So he looked at the ticket again, and he was like, wait, what? Then looked at it again, and he's like, I just want $600,000. Can you imagine?

First of all, winning. Just winning anything like that. Like a straight win, not you go compete and win. But just luckily paying five bucks and winning over half a million dollars, like it changes your life. It's my dream. Yeah. Like listeners will call us.

We'll talk about this segment where it's like, whatever you won. And listeners will call us and go, I want a car by listening to the radio station. And I'm like, I can't imagine one day you're listening to the radio. And then the next day you have a new car for nothing. And I know it happens because we can give them away. We give away cars. We give away trips. And I've never won anything because I've never won anything because I've,

been in radio, so I can't win anything. But when... Like, I... Man, even Lunchbox doesn't have a good lottery story, and he plays all the time. Yeah, but Amy had that one where she ran into the listener in the grocery store, and the listener just scratched off that morning and $1 million scratch off in the grocery store, and Amy saw her when they were grocery shopping. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not shift, didn't pivot this.

Lunchbox has been playing the lottery for 20 years? Yeah, 20 years. My dad would buy them for me before I was 18, so yeah, I've been playing for at least 20 years. Let's just do the math here. Over a week, lunchbox, what do you think that you'd spend a week on lottery since 18 if you had to average it out a week? Average it out, probably 70 bucks a week? 70 bucks a week. Yeah.

Now, okay, hold on a second. 70 bucks a week times 52, so 70 times 52 weeks times 20 years equals. You spent about $72,000 on lottery tickets. Wow. Wow, that's it? That's it. And what do you think you've won back? Oh, probably $3,000, $4,000.

Wow. And that's not an investment because you're getting nothing from that now. It's all dead. At that point, but when I hit it big, I'll jump that $70,000. All I got to do is win $100,000 and I've made $25,000. That's all you got to do, buddy. That's all you got to do. If you go over to IHeartRadio or iTunes and search Bobbycast, there's a new episode up with a writer, Forrest Whitehead.

He wrote with Kelsey Ballerini songs like, Legends and Love Me Like You Mean in, Peter Pan. So he writes those. There's him. There's Kip Moore, who's got a record coming out this week. There's Karen Fairchild, Shane McAnally. So search Bobbycast at IHeartR. or iTunes. It's kind of behind the scenes. Cool podcast. Okay, Amy, set me up. So you go to Walgreens.

Yeah, I'm at Walgreens in line checking out. And there's a guy and a girl in front of me. They're getting like two cartons of cigarettes and maybe a few other things, which I'm just shocked at how much a whole carton of cigarettes is. Their bill was like $130. And I swear they weren't even getting that much. And again, we're at Walgreens. So he sticks his card in the chip reader. And it's like, well, declined. So he's like, Oh, hang on a second. So they act like they're going to get another form of payment. And they straight up get in their car and drive off.

They drive off. And there's something that the Walgreens person can do. And I'm standing there and I'm like, well, what do I do? And they just took all their stuff and they left. Yeah, nobody does anything. It's not worth the risk. But I know it's a weird feeling because I was at the gas station because most of my groceries.

Yeah. And a bunch of people, they did a beer run. But they weren't kids doing a beer run. It was a bunch of adults. and I was like, oh man, if someone tries to stop them, who knows if they have a gun on them or not? Okay, but my thing is, I didn't know if it was premeditated Walgreens robbery or like his card legit got declined and they're like,

okay, we've got to get the heck out of here. We want this stuff. I don't think you go through the card part of it if you're just going to steal. Like knowing and growing up in an environment where a lot of people stole all the time, you really didn't go through the fake card thing. That just walks you up and you have interaction. with someone, you just try to get in and out. So they called an audible?

I think it didn't work and they had to have whatever it was with cigarettes, a bunch of cigarettes. Yeah, two cartons of cigarettes and then some snacks. Oh, what kind of snacks? I can't believe the cashier would say, oh yeah, go ahead and take those to your car. No, they didn't say that. No, they didn't say that stuff. They didn't say, go take it to your car. They took their stuff and acted like, oh, hang on, we're going to figure it out.

And then someone else is going to take me at another cash register. And then they just straight up bolted to their car. right out the sliding glass doors and boom they were gone. Smart. I mean, you've not smart. You had to have interaction to get the cigarettes because the cigarettes are kept behind the counter. So they had to interact with the cashier. So I wonder if maybe the cashier, no, the cashier wasn't in on it.

Maybe that's why. Not on the cigarette bust. I don't think the cashier's in on it. Lunchbox is right. Maybe that's why they did the whole debit card thing was so that they could make sure that they have the cigarettes in the bag. Okay, I don't smoke. Are all cigarettes now where you have to get from mine in the cab? counter?

Yes. Because back in the day, there was a whole wall and you just walk over to it. No, but Walgreens, they're right behind the counter and they turn around, got on, put them in the bag. Well, he makes a great point then. Yeah, I didn't think about that part either. But yeah, I bet that the debit card was a trick to make sure that they got that, and then they bolted.

Wow. And then... Do you feel like chasing them, like a little bit in your heart? Me, I've always wanted to do a citizen's arrest. Oh, boy. Oh, no. The cashier went around the corner and went outside to be like, what the heck? And they just came in and, like, shook their head because they're not, they're like, yeah,

I mean, I'm not going to risk my job or my safety for that. I mean, because job-wise, they're not supposed to go after people that are stealing. But anyway, it's just one of those things where I was like, dang. Did you at least yell citizens arrest? No, because I didn't realize what was happening until they drove off? Like, what if they would have stopped? That would have been great. Oh, man.

They'd have been like, oh, we got busted by the citizen Amy. Yeah, man. Oh, no. What did you do yesterday, Amy? I worked out. And really just worked on stuff around my house. That's it. Did you do yoga?

Did you do namaste? No, I did my workout at my house. No. What is your house? You always talk about your house workout. Is this a thing that we should start doing? Yeah, I do my Tracy Anderson workout. Oh, so you take somebody else's work?

Okay, okay, good. Yeah, it's like a stream it online or YouTube or I have DVDs. I have a variety of Tracy Anderson options, and it's just whatever me and my friend are up for. We just pop it in. Lunchbox, what did you do yesterday? Man, I ran a lot of errands. drop off some things. Then I went and got my tires balance and rotated, got the oil

changed, things like they're just taking care of real life stuff. What kind of errand? Do you just go over that? Like, what are the errands that Lunchbox does? Well, I had to stop by Kid Power to drop something forms off because I'm going to be a mentor again this year, so my forms were due. Look at this guy. So you have to dig into

lunchbox to get him to admit anything. I just said I ran errands. I didn't know you had time to go into every detail of the errands I ran. I told you I got my oil change, my tires. But you get to pick Okay, let's just say you got to pick one thing. And you chose to highlight you got your tires rotated for an extended period of time then talking about the fact that you volunteer at kid power and actually work with kids.

Well, I mean, I didn't know it was that big a deal. I didn't know you guys were going to freak out about it. It's not that. It's just that you try to act like you're this guy that doesn't care, but you do have a heart. Like you do actually care about people and do things. Of course I have a heart. Everybody has a heart. Oh, boy.

Okay. What else did you do? Everybody just thinks that you try to be this grinch-like person, and you're really not that bad of a dude. You're actually a pretty good dude. Hold on. I never try to be a grinch. People just don't like me because I'm loud, and I tell the truth.

That's what people don't like. I'm not a grinch. I just tell the truth, and they're not used to hearing the truth. Everybody's used to hearing people say, oh, you look good in that outfit. No, you look like crap. You might want to change outfits. I mean, that's what they don't like. But you don't really do that.

Okay, whatever. Whatever. This is the part of your try. trying to act like you do that, but you don't. And you don't do that. But anyway. Here we go. So then, I mean, what else?

That's about all. Those were my errands. I ran four or five errands and, you know, got some gas in the car, filled her up. And that was it. Watch the TV. Watch the USA soccer game. Woo! USA!

Yeah, I saw you tweet that last night. So. I only watched World Cup. That's when I become a fan. Well, we're trying to get to the World Cup and we're struggling. How do we lose to these little countries that have like seven people in them? I don't know. Because all they do is play soccer?

Yeah, I guess so. Or a football? Nice. Yeah, okay. Oh, boy. Here goes Amy with her accent. Amy lost her wedding rings, by the way. Did you guys know this story?

What? So, uh-oh. You went for your husband's birthday, right? Yeah. So here's the thing. They were in my purse, in a little pocket in my purse. And my purse fell out of my lap. It went upside down.

I'm like, no big deal, but I picked up my purse. Well, then the next day, when I'm emptying out the purse, no wedding rings. The diamond one was there, but I have two wedding bands that go on either side of it and couldn't find it. Couldn't find it anywhere.

So my husband and I even drive 30 miles to where I dropped my purse to see if it was there. No wedding rings. So I'm like, okay, well, they're just gone. I mean, my husband's like, well, they're insured. He's not getting mad at me, which is awesome. And I mean, I'm a little sad

because it's sentimental type stuff. And then I get home and they're tangled up in some other jewelry on my bathroom counter. You find everything. Yeah, I know. I find everything. But I mean, my husband was like, did we seriously just drive 30 miles one direction and 30 miles back to look for these wedding rings that were never lost? And I was like, yeah. Man, you lose everything and then you find everything.

Yeah. It was a pretty great moment when I found. I almost didn't even, I almost wanted them to stay lost because it had already been like a whole thing. and he was cool. Like, I do want to be like, I'm so sorry that they were tangled up in this jewelry and I didn't see them. You know?

Like, that was hard. But he's got to have this tolerance with you that he's developed, like a callus. He has like an Amy Callis. Yeah, that's a good way to put it. I have just, like, completely... You've numbed him to you being forgetful or clumsy about things.

Maybe that's why the callus is just built up because he was extremely chill when we were getting in the car to drive 30 miles away. Because I would think, it's like with my dog, right? So sometimes my dog pee's on the carpet. And I go, what am I going to? You get mad at him?

He's 14 years old now. Right. I'm not getting mad at him. Yeah. So why even waste the energy negatively? He's done what he's done. He's going to do it again. So I'll just clean it up, scratch him on his head and say, hey, you know what?

That kind of stinks, buddy. Yeah. You nailed it. My husband's like, you nailed it. That's exactly almost how he treated me this. when this happened. He was almost like, okay, it's okay. I know this is your personality.

We're going to get in the car. I'm going to pat you on the back. We're going to go find them. Yeah. And you're so right. Here's a story about Facebook. And this AI, you know, artificial intelligence. Yes.

So Facebook, the AI of it is learning to react more like humans by watching hours of people on Skype. So they monitor humans and their subtle expressions in their own. interactions, and then what they do is they put the robot and they talk to humans. And it nails it. Like, this is, they got it. One day, you're going to be dating an AI and not know it. You may know it for a while, and I'll probably be like, cool. I'll be into that.

No. I'm saying you might meet one and be like, oh, hey. That's probably not in our lifetime. Okay, but I'm saying one day. Like Terminator 2 is what they are predicting is going to happen. Like Elon Musk says this is what will happen. This is why our planet will go down. Oh, great.

Because everybody will develop AI and they'll fight each other and they'll be smarter than us. Because we train them to be. We let them watch videos of us on Skype. We're training them to get smarter than us. Yes. Facebook needs to stop that. There was that story about Facebook shutting down their AI because the AI had learned, artificial intelligence had learned to talk a language that they didn't understand.

Yeah. I don't know about our lifetime, but that's it, man. That's the collapse, huh? How do you guys feel about it? That makes you feel good, huh? Yeah, excited Yeah, pumped I don't know

It would be kind of cool though Like to have Like a best friend Who was a robot Like Did you guys ever watch Small Wonder back in the day? Never heard of it

No With Vicky And she was like a robot But she was like The best friend And she knew Never mind No

Oh no I watch short circuit That's a good Yeah Not really the same Oh What Amy? He said he wants his best friend

To be a robot You have about that And like We had all things in common And like When I just to hang out, we can hang out, they have to worry about him. But then I start feeling bad for him, be like, oh, you know what?

Even though he's just a robot, I should probably, you know, buy his lunch. I have these dream scenarios of robots being my friends. Man. They don't eat, though. Robots? I don't know. Will they eat? Not yet until we train them.

So do you know if you feel a sneeze coming on, you can take your tongue and push it up against the roof of your mouth? And apparently that motion will overload your brain and stop your sneeze? Yeah. Really? Have you done that? I tend to look at light when I sneeze. So you stare at it. Does it work?

I don't know if it's mental or placebo or if I'm thinking it's worth. I don't know. Yes, it does work for me. I either look at fluorescent lighting if I'm inside or some sort of light if I'm inside or the sun if I'm outside. The sun? Okay, stop that. Oh, boy. It's not worth burning your retina so you can hold a sneeze in.

I'm saying if you're having a sneezing fit. So did you know pilots eat different meals than their co-pilots and different meals than the people on the flight? Yes, 100%. Why, Amy? Your husband's a pilot, but why do you think it is? Because they can't eat the same thing because if one of them gets sick, they can't both go down. Boom! Wow.

You have amazing knowledge of things except for the staring in the sun. Other than that, you're nailing these. Well, yeah, because, I mean, my husband has... I see. Has had that life. So the pilot and co-pilot get different meals while on board because if there's any preparation problem with it, they don't get sick over the same food if that happens. Yeah.

Or you say preparation, I say poison. I was thinking poison. That's what I wanted to tell my husband, what, do you think somebody tainted your food? Yeah, do you get nervous about him flying or is it to you like he's just driving down the road? No. I mean, I would say right after his incident where he... He crashed. I'm going to stop you.

He crashed into a lake. Yeah, where he lost a propeller and had to do a controlled landing in a lake. It wasn't his fault that the plane fell apart. Totally not. He had to crash land a plane into a lake. Yeah, and he survived and everything is good and it's amazing. And I will say I've been a little bit nervous since then. But no, I know he's really good at what he does.

I know he studies a lot. And I know, and he talks me about it, like it's just driving. Like, for him, it literally is. It's like hopping in the car, driving, ain't no thing. And I don't freak out when I get my car, so. Quick poll around the room. Who would you rather be with Amy's husband flying passenger or Amy driving down the road riding shotgun? Oh, man.

Because I'm probably going to go with Amy's husband flying more so than Amy driving. That's easy. Amy's husband flying every day of the week. twice on Sundays. That's dramatic. Yeah, a little dramatic. Amy's husband too, though. Y'all, come on.

You want to go, you want to take a plane, thousands of feet up in the air. Oh, now she's talking to us about how dangerous is it. Amy, you've hit many things. You've got burns that could get into your propeller. You've got turbulence. You've got severe weather kicking your way. All these circumstances.

I mean, think about it. Versus you. Versus you. I hate them. Part car. Fire hydrant. Car sitting in a red light. I mean, what?

Did that, they ever call you back from that car you hit? No. They still haven't called you. They did not. And the car has officially moved. Remember how I was stuck there? Yeah. Well, it's gone.

The notes, everything's gone. And I'm like, did I write down my number right? Are you sure that car existed? Like, are we sure that that was really there? Yes. And my neighbors witnessed the whole thing. My neighbors across the street. And every time I get a random phone number,

on my phone that I don't know, I pick it up thinking, okay, they're finally calling me, and then they're not. It's not them. I'm not sure that car was there, guys, now that we think about it. It was a ghost car to teach her a lesson. I forgot. I can't tease people with the greatest song ever than not play it. I played just the opening intro music to Namaste from the Raging Idiots, and then I heard Amy singing it during the break. So, I fall. I fall. Raging idiots are coming to Tulsa and Lubbock in El Paso. This is our song, Namaste. I'll play a little bit of it. It's so Amy can take it in. Take it in, Amy. Take it in.

7.30 in the morning. In the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a distraction. Because I can't start watching you.

Showing me your Savasana. Like the best-looking back. influence I ever saw Probably ought to hit the road But now Mastay Ain't no way I'm about to leave you

In a bristle on the floor like that You look a little lonely on that Pat I should be saying goodbye I might lose my job But now Mastay Come on baby

Let me jump in on those stretches You'll do it I'll be a student I yoga at all Probably gotta hit the row But now Namaste Namaste

but you're making it impossible Index pants looking on Flexible Namaste Ain't no way Namaste Turn it off early There you go

There she is She loves it See Amy is the listener of this show I feel like if Amy loves it I should play it Yeah I'm the people I'm just kidding

I don't know Am I Sometimes I feel like you're the people Yeah Yeah yeah yeah The Babbo show Here's Amy's pile of stories Oh my goodness

I need y'all in sports to kind of help me understand how in the world the Yankees are reportedly using their Apple watches to steal baseball hand signals from the Red Sox? They're just recording. How? Oh, like video? Yeah. And they're transmitting it digitally.

There are no rules against stealing signs in baseball, but digitally there are. Like you're not supposed to, but digitally they're recording. And then they'll tell another guy. And they'll send it to the guy in second base. Okay. Yeah, that's out. So if he's like, scratch my nose, twitch my ear. Especially

But he's Only after he's recorded It on his Apple Watch Which is the illegal part Yes but Amy It was the Red Sox Recording the Yankees Just so you know

I just want to make sure Just so you know The Red Sox have countersued The Yankees They use their cameras From Yes Network to record them Oh Yeah

Okay sorry I mean yes Jerry Jerry Jerry Okay thank you for keeping me Honest Lunchbox So I honestly

really do not know anybody that legit is using Tinder that I'm close to. I mean, I know maybe for fun, but I guess tons of people are doing because it is the highest grossing app in the Apple store. It beats out Netflix and Candy Crush. Amy, we're in our 30s. Yeah? You don't have any friends that are like 19 to 24. Oh. You know what I mean? It's like, you know, I don't have some that have it, but I don't have a whole a lot of friends that play Legos. But because I don't hang around with like six-year-olds. Kind of the same thing.

I haven't used Tinder in years. That's a good analogy. I mean, college campus is running wild with Tinder. Oh boy, like he knows. Running wild. Apparently, I just found it, I just didn't expect it to be the highest grossing and even beating out Netflix app. Yeah, that would be surprising to me, but I don't use my Netflix app at all on my phone.

Like, I didn't think I have it on my phone. I just use it on my computer. Okay. I have my phone. Yeah, the screen's too small for me. I can't see. I'm trying to watch Narcos. I can't even see the drugs.

I'm like, what's happening here? What's on the table? Well, Narcos, you got to have the subtitles because I don't know what they're saying half the time. Don't even give me any start. I wouldn't be able to see any of that. What else you got? Okay. Anybody guilty of daydreaming while they drive?

I think we all subconsciously go places while we drive, especially if there aren't a lot of turns. Yeah, well, evidently, a new study is out saying that drivers spend about 70% of their time daydreaming instead of paying attention to what's going on around them. And I'm like, whoa, how are we, I mean, we're regulating iPhones. We could possibly regulate eating one day. I mean, how do you regulate daydreaming? Here's what you do. X to text, X to eating, and put shocking things on us.

And we daydream that shocks the crap out of it. Neurological little. Daydreaming's not bad. You can daydream. I'm not worried about this. But I do sometimes go, whoa. How did I get here? Exactly.

I'm like, I get from point A to point B, and I don't even remember what happened. Yeah, I've done that before too. What else? So I guess my point in there is just focus while you drive. And lastly, marriage makes you a better person. What up? That's what I hear. Yeah.

Well, marriage can make you a better person specifically making you more forgiving and more likely to exercise self-control. Look at. By the way, Jamie Fox and Katie Holmes stepped out today. Yeah, they're out. I saw that. In the public. Not only is Irma happening, but have you guys seen Tropical Storm Jose that's like right behind it and to the right? No.

Yeah, I just saw it. They just showed it. And they think it's going to go to the right of the... Boy. Well, anyway, anyway, Jamie Fox and, yeah, that was kind of a downer to end on. But... So you're going back to Jamie Foxx. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So Jamie Fox, by the way. All right, there you go. There's Amy's pile of stories. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show. All right, going to go. Hope you had a good day. The great thing is it feels like Tuesday.

It's actually a Wednesday. Amen. Amen. Thanks to Cadillight 3 for coming by. Thanks to Thomas Wrette for coming by. It's day one, three days to Thomas Wrette. So he played that new song called 16 this morning. It was good.

I had a good show today. Hopefully you'll hang out with us tomorrow because day two of Thomas Red is tomorrow. We got other people stopping by. Dustin Lynch coming by tomorrow. So much music coming out. Appreciate you being here. My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. We'll see you tomorrow.

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