The Bobby Bones Show - A Country Artist Blocked Us On Twitter + Bobby’s Wedding Video Idea + Missing Cufflinks Update!
Episode Date: October 29, 2020Morgan2 brings to our attention that a country artist we all love has BLOCKED us on Twitter. Bobby gives his theory of what may have happened. Bobby reveals where he is on wedding plans. They've found... a planner and are looking for a videographer. Plus, a major update in the drama with Lunchbox. Eddie and the missing cufflinks! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bones Post-Show Pre-Show.
Where to start.
Morgan always says, hey, I got some stuff from social media.
I've kind of pulled some notes if you want to know.
I go, well, don't tell me through an email or like, tell me on the air because I want to react in person.
So what's the hubbub?
Well, we're getting shamed pretty bad for the prank call from lunchbox that he did to the funeral home.
We're getting hit pretty bad about that one.
He didn't make fun of a single person.
No, apparently people think it's insensitive because it's like loved ones dead.
Nobody's a loved one.
No one was mentioned.
He said he wanted Halloween costume or Halloween decorations.
Decoration.
Realistic ones.
Yeah.
And the guy was funny back.
Yeah, hey, I agree with you, but yeah, that's what we're getting hit up about.
One of the funnier ones I've heard in a long time.
How do you feel about that lunchbox?
I thought it was hilarious.
And I do to understand people that think that's a disrespectful.
Like, get the stick out of the mud.
Like, have some fun and laugh at things.
You take life too serious if you can't laugh at me calling to ask for a dead body to put in my front yard for Halloween.
It was no one specific body.
Right.
He was looking for a skeleton.
Yeah.
You know what?
Yeah.
His voice just changed.
He's so passionate.
His voice just crashed.
It's just frustrating that people don't laugh at it.
at things that they are just so serious all the time. I'm like, God, I would hate to be friends
with those type of people. I'm glad it's happening. We need to be mixing it up a little bit.
Yeah. Honestly, I, and you have to deal with that part of it. But if there's ever three or four
months where I don't get a call from corporate for some reason, I'm like, are we lazy right now?
Like, why am I not pushing something? So good, good. I'm glad. All right, what else is, what else is
the hubbub? Well, the other thing was obviously Raymondo's wedding ring situation where he thought
girls were hitting on him because of his wedding ring.
So I have some comments from that post.
Okay. So Ashley says,
yes, this is a thing. My husband
works security at a bar and won't
wear it when he works. He says he gets hit
on more when he wears it.
What? Come on.
Maybe because they feel like it's safe.
Meaning, if they just want to make out,
they know this guy's not going to be calling him, blowing
him up. Yeah, it's no strings attached.
Oh, wow. Really? Girls think that way?
Eddie, what do I know?
Or this guy working the bar is like, I can't.
can't get any action if I have my ring on.
Morgan, what else?
Oh, yeah, and that's the excuse he tells his wife.
Brenda says he's been married for like a minute.
Is he clubbing every night?
Where is he meeting all these women hitting on him?
You were at the bar, right?
No, we're in our hotel lobby, minding our own business,
and there's not even that many people in there in the two chick.
What were you just sitting in the lobby for?
We did it for a couple nights after the wedding,
just trying to have some guy time I was catching up with Bill,
and then these two girls interfered came in and just started rocking with us.
Okay, he just says a lot of cool words.
Yeah, he does.
Interfere.
He feels like a car car.
commercial.
You're in the lobby of the hotel having guy time.
Yeah, they had, you got away from the girls in the room.
Yeah, the girls were up doing karaoke in the room.
We were trying to stay away from the bars.
And then there was a pillow hammock downstairs.
Me and Billy were sitting actually in the hammock together.
And one of the girls came and sat.
So there was also a bed hammock.
And she sat maybe a foot from us.
And it was almost a comfy type of situation.
You didn't want to be with somebody weren't in a relationship with.
Because it was kind of a romantic setting.
And they just came right up.
Anything else, Morgan?
Yeah.
Lisa says, I feel more comfortable having casual conversations with married men,
makes them more of just another person instead of someone I'm hitting on.
Okay.
So there's that.
All the perspectives.
Anything else?
No, that's it for now, but I'm sure I'll have more soon.
Okay, there she is.
Morgan number two.
Hey, Mike, something happened with you online, Mike D?
Yeah.
What happened with you?
So that B Team Facebook group, they started this whole post to get me 50,000 followers
after you talked about Stanley having more than me.
Oh, we talked about it on the air?
Yeah.
Or did it just make fun of being in person?
Did it?
You did both.
Okay.
I was giving it more time in person.
I was like,
I'm a dog's got more followers than you.
Yeah, you said it on Monday,
and then I just started noticing
like, I got all these followers out of nowhere,
and I looked, they had a post,
and they got me to 50,000.
Nice.
Stanley's at 68.6.
That's awesome.
I'm now the six most popular person on the show.
Who are you beating?
Hillary, Abby, and Scuba.
Losers.
No, Mike D's name is at Mike Distro.
Yep.
At Mike Distro if you want to follow him.
And Mr. Dot Stanley Bones, if you're going to follow the dog.
Doing both, it equals out mics.
All right?
I think that's it kind of in a hurry today.
So I just want to do a little segment here before.
I want to encourage you to check out Amy's podcast or four things.
This week, Amy, on four things with Amy Brown.
What are the four things you're talking about?
It's a diverse one where we talk about inner food wisdom,
why you need a hobby, Jesus and politics.
That one's rough to get through, but I felt like it was important.
What do you have to say about it?
Did Scoot line that interview up?
That's an exclusive.
He's got Carol Baskin.
Yeah.
It's a good get.
No, I kind of took something that my pastor had gone over at church on Sunday
where it talked about like the core values of the early church
and how there's five of them and some of them fall into the Democratic Party
and some of them fall into the Republican Party.
So really the church can't.
No, no.
No, that's the rule.
When I mentioned the electoral college and how for the last all of my life I'm like,
you know, it's weird that I'm here.
and my vote doesn't even count because of the Electoral College.
I would like my vote to count.
I would like people's votes to count in states that are blue or red,
even though they're not blue or red.
You want to talk about just getting hammered?
And actually I welcomed it.
And I had some free time, so I just went after him back.
It was awesome.
And then one guy and I ended up being buds.
Oh, cool.
We were like, he was like, well, let me read his message.
Sorry, I mean to interrupt, Amy.
That's okay.
Let me find it here.
Because I still don't understand that electoral college.
His name's Trent Potter.
We had a good conversation.
He came at me hard.
I went back at him hard.
and he goes, you know what, we're going to have to agree to disagree.
We apparently see things very differently, but that's okay.
I do apologize if my initial message came across as rude or mean-spirited.
After looking back at it, I can see how I probably did.
Again, my apologies.
So I voice texted him back.
And I was like, hey, man, no problem.
Good conversation.
That's a good ending, new conversation.
You can disagree.
You can disagree a lot and not hate each other.
I mean, this guy's an idiot, but I still, no, no, no, no.
But that was also my.
encouragement at the end of this and what my pastor was encouraging and try to make a point that
the church really can't tell people how to vote and that if people are passionate about different
things, like you should be able to respect that and still get along.
Everyone has different life experiences that make them feel certain ways. Yes. So I tackled
that as the third thing. You put me on that one. Me and Jesus and Amy on a roundtable.
It was, I struggled getting through it.
And then the last thing, the fourth thing, I shared the ragball story from Ray's wedding
because I loved it.
And then my friend Gracie was on, I'm doing, I'm going to do a couple different things
where I have a friend just join me for all four things.
Four things that I would have just been talking about myself, but just having like a friend,
like you're listening to people talking.
So she was with me for all four things.
And then she shared some relationship advice.
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Welcome to Thursday's show.
Good morning studio.
Morning.
A couple days ago,
we're talking about Ray Mundo's favorite songs
All-Time in country music.
Ray, when would you say you started loving country music?
Honestly, when I moved here, I didn't know a lot about country music before we came to Nashville.
And that's fair.
That's the honest truth.
We're all different.
I mean, myself, Amy, Eddie, have been diehard lifetime country music fans.
Since we're kids.
I don't quite know where Lunchbox falls into that.
I listen to Country Music.
When I worked to Dunkin' Donuts, they played it over the speaker every single day.
Lunchbox doesn't like music really in general.
Yeah, music is just there.
It's not something I seek.
But when I hear it, I hear it.
But I don't go looking for it.
So he's kind of
A music.
Like he's just not
And Ray just started. So Ray has put
his list out of his top ten country songs of
All time.
Yeah!
All time.
Oh boy.
By the way, my daughter, Garth Brooks of Tomorrow never comes.
Number one.
Willie Nelson, Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain number two.
But Ray, your number one song of all time is?
Sam Ha, hard to forget.
On the radio right now?
No, no, he means of all time.
Oh, okay, got it.
All time.
All time.
All time.
All right.
Number two?
Sam Hant, body like a back road.
Okay.
Number three, favorite country song of all time.
Newer, Sam Homp breaking up was easy in the 90s.
Jam, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
But I don't know of all time.
You've had even 10 years.
Sure.
No humble and kind.
That's not my style.
Number four?
Kinfolk, Sam Hunt.
I want to introduce you to my kinfolk.
Okay.
Number five?
Break up in a small town, Sam Hunt.
This is where if I'm Sam, I start thinking about a restraining one.
Uh-huh.
Stop.
And number six.
Okay, let's switch it up a little bit.
Number six.
A little bit older, ecstasy, Sam Hunt.
He walks in.
It all makes sense.
Suddenly you're climbing all them next.
to me next to me I ain't no fool
You rascal you
Number seven
Young wants Samhunt
So we can look back and say
We're young ones
This is new though
Are any of these not Samhunt?
Yes now it starts to get mixed up a little bit
At number eight of your top ten all time
It was a song I dance with my mom to
Garth Brooks mom
Oh now baby
Don't you cry
Patreon Sam Hunt.
But of all your Garth songs, that's number one, huh?
It really is, yeah.
None of the super classic.
Nah, I just, I loved that one because it really is, especially for moms.
Okay.
Number nine?
This was when we first moved here a little while ago.
It was Jana Kramer.
She was on the radio and she had a song called Whiskey.
What?
Hey, good song, though.
It's a good song.
Good song.
Let's do one more.
You have a 10th favorite all-time song?
Luke Brian, baby.
That's my kind of night.
No Stapleton.
Unfortunately not.
I mean, maybe I do a top 20 they squeeze in.
I'm good.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
I'm going to be the top 20.
But it's seven songs Sam Hunt.
Garth, Janice, and Luke Bryan.
That makes upraised top 10 of all time.
Wow.
Now my curiosity has been, I'm good.
I wondered what his biggest songs were ever, and now we know.
What would you like to say about that, Amy?
I mean, I think it's amazing.
I love that he's so.
loyal to Sam and he doesn't back down.
Didn't Sam promise you he played basketball with you?
That could have just been an offhand comment because he gave me the basketball shoes and he
wrote a letter so it maybe just flowed with the letter.
Hey, I gave you shoes.
I'll play basketball sometime.
What is your fascination with Sam?
First time I saw him, I mean, super tall dude, athletic.
And then we just know he has swag.
There's something about him.
It's an aura.
Not everybody can have one and he has one.
Like you'll stop what you're doing when he walks in the room and that's what's happened every time he comes in studio.
And you've tried to be Sam's friend through a multitude of ways, one by reaching out to his brother and trying to befriend his brother.
Yeah!
And how'd that work out?
It was fun.
It was joking around with his brother, but we never met up because of it.
So it failed.
Any other ways?
Do you know where he lives?
I did.
There was a guy that was a one.
No, no.
It was Sam's older house.
Some guy sent it to me in an email and he goes,
is this is where he used to live.
So, and I had that, but I don't know where his new house is.
Have you gone to the old house, Ray?
No, but if I'm bored on a Friday and me and Bay are driving in the country, I'm swinging by.
Okay.
It's borderline weird, right?
Uh-huh.
Not all the way weird because we know Ray, but it's borderline.
Hey, in your life, you've ever been fascinated with anyone else like this?
Uh, an athlete, Jordan.
But other than that, no.
So Michael Jordan and Sam Hunt?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah!
Wow.
All right, bud.
I like that.
Do you want to play any Sam Hunt song to start the show?
If we wanted to go into Hard to Forget, the number one.
Okay, we'll play it. Why not?
Yeah!
This is still weird about this segment now?
Nobody play this for Sam, please.
He'll never come back in the studio.
Let's go over and talk to Teresa, who is in New York.
Teresa, we really appreciate you call, and what can I help you with?
My question is, my sister has been seeing this guy for, like,
the last year.
They've never had like the official talk.
Like, are we going to be exclusive?
But it was sort of understood.
She's not seeing anybody and he doesn't see a house and they hang out.
And the last time she was over there was last Saturday night on the 17th.
And she hasn't heard from him since.
So she's being, she's being ghosted.
And I'm not sure what she should do.
It's Bobby Bones, world class advice giver.
GTHO.
Ooh, nice.
Get the heck out of it.
there's a reason this guy hasn't committed because he doesn't want to he thinks he can hang out with her
have his cake and eat it too and he's probably ghosted her until he feels like oh i should go back
to her as my backup plan there was a time in my 20s i was a bit like this too even late 20s when i was
like is immature was making dumb decisions i wasn't thinking about other people's feelings this is
exactly what that is so tell your sister or wink wink your sister you um tell her that
She needs to quit.
If she has any self-respect at all, run for the hills.
Because this guy ain't nothing but a loser.
Loser.
So, end of story.
Unless his mom died or he got sick,
there is no excuse he can make that actually is worthy of him ignoring her for a week
or not committing to her after a year or not being in public with her.
Yeah.
That's it.
There is no other advice for this except that.
She needs to go.
B.H.
Bobby Bones, world class advice giver.
Hey, how do you feel about that, Teresa?
Bye-bye.
Is it really you, be honest.
Hello?
Teresa.
Oh, she hang up?
She must not have liked.
Oh, man.
That's a spoonful of her.
Sometimes that's hard to swallow.
And I think it was her.
Do we think it was her?
Possibly.
Could have been.
Let's go over and talk to Casey,
who is in Missouri,
show. Casey, what's going on with you?
So we've been talking about love this morning in different ways, and I have a balding man at home
that I love myself.
And I am just shocked at the lack of female artists that have love songs out right now.
I think there's a couple, and they're extreme, like, I love you so much, I'm going to
die. I just want
to like sing to my man and say
hey, I love you. I want to have your babies.
You rock my world. I want to
rock your world. And there's
nothing out there right now. Hold on. Let me write those lyrics
down. Yeah, yeah. Rock my world.
I want to have your baby. Rock my world.
I want to have your baby.
Your baby. I want to rock your
world and I won't just
say maybe.
It's good. Thank you. It's real good.
There you go.
Because I want to scream at the top of my lungs dead.
Oh, are we doing ballads or no?
I don't know.
What does she prefer?
Upbeat tempo or ballad?
Like Brantley Gilbert.
Oh, okay.
But from a female.
Rock my world.
Yes, from me.
Rag my world.
I want to have your baby.
All right.
Thank you, Casey.
We're going to put that into the country music suggestion box.
Yeah.
It's over there.
We're going to see what they say.
We're going to drop it off at the Country Music Hall of Fame today.
Where they make country music.
Okay?
Yes.
Carrie can pull it off.
I need her to do this for me.
Thank you for sharing your opinion with us.
Hope you have a great morning.
You do.
No, no, carries.
No, carries are always drastic and dramatic.
The cop dies.
Well, well, they screwed up first.
Somebody dies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I don't know about that.
Desiree in Louisiana.
You are on the show.
You want to talk about what we're talking about with Eddie,
where Eddie wanted to wear a cowboy,
had at Ray's wedding, decided not to.
went with a bald head instead.
My head.
Yeah.
Instead.
Yeah.
Baldish head.
What do you want to say, Desiree?
So I just wanted to tell Eddie that he needs to stop tripping.
He looked great.
Like I stopped the Instagrams all weekend because I wanted to see the updates from the wedding.
And, you know, on Friday, he was talking about how you wanted to wear a cowboy hat.
And he was so self-conscious.
Eddie, you look great.
You need to believe Bobby.
You need to believe your wife and completely get over it.
Okay, I'll try.
It's not easy, you know, it's not easy.
I think, you know, we had a caller that said, you know, that movement, you know, just enjoy yourself the way you are, that women do that.
Women support women.
So I feel like men need to support men in this one.
I've been supporting you the whole time.
You're the only one, dude.
Lunchbox, what did you think about Eddie's head?
Oh, man, it was shiny.
See?
That's good, though, dude.
Like, you had a little bit more hair than I thought and you could actually comb it.
I thought it was going to be short where it was just sitting there.
So that was interesting to me because I never see your head.
So, I mean, I'll give you a challenge for the next week.
Don't wear a hat to work.
Be proud of yourself, dude.
Bring that balled out.
Oh, boy.
I don't know.
I don't know about that.
Here's my getting ready for a wedding segment of the day.
We have a wedding planner that we're working with now.
Because, honestly, I didn't really want to deal with it.
I've told Caitlin, I will, anytime you need.
me. I'm there, but I'm not going to be someone who needs to poke my nose and everything.
And so she's working with this guy.
And he recommended a videographer or two.
We went through some. And they all just looked exactly the same.
And so she was like, what do you think of this one? And I watch.
She goes, what do you think of this one? And I watch. They all look exactly the same.
They're very cheesy. The cameras.
She was like, what do you? I was like, I want to do something different.
She was like, it's our wedding. I was like, but what if we do like pop up videos?
Like a boop.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Back to the day on VH1.
Yes.
And she was like, our wedding video is not a joke.
It's kind of supposed to be cheesy.
And then I said, but remember the scary movie we all thought was real?
We're at the end of it.
Oh, Blair Witch Project.
So it almost looks like a camcorder home video.
What if we shot it like Blair Witch Project?
Not a bad idea.
I thought the same thing.
I think it's amazing.
And she was like, I don't think that's appropriate for this.
Okay.
And I said, okay.
I said, what if Eddie shoots it?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm there to party, my friend.
Well, but that's your crap.
Yeah, it is.
Good idea.
And she's like, I don't want you and Eddie to come up with some.
Yeah, and y'all working.
We do a side reality show a lot.
So I said, okay, you do what you feel is best.
And I think she is going to hire someone to come and do it.
But they just all look exactly the same.
They get the guy getting his tie ready.
You're doing that shot.
And then it cuts to the person at the altar.
And I'm probably going to be crying as I'm reading my vowels.
So how do you see it?
I don't see it, but I want someone to bring me an idea of how they would shoot it.
That's completely different.
I have an idea.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Do you remember a while back the Beastie Boys did a documentary where there was a live show,
but they gave everyone 150 cameras in the crowd?
And then they put that together.
How about every one of us has a camera?
We shoot the way in our perspective, and then you edit it that way.
I think that she would be irritated that everyone's holding up a camera the whole time.
Okay.
And so would I.
You look back at the pictures of the crowd.
And everyone's holding up their phone.
But what's funny, though, what's funny about that, though, is that you just don't get the wedding.
You get, like, me talking to my wife like, hey, this is so cool.
I think it's a great idea.
No, that would be cool.
But, yeah.
It's almost like when you give people disposable cameras, and you go, hey, take pictures of the wedding and we'll get them all developed at the end and see what we have.
That's cool, too.
I think that's cool.
I just wish someone would present a slightly different idea.
I'm a creative myself.
I want creative people.
anybody have any great ideas? I can pitch today because it's over today if I don't have a good idea.
Well, Skycam. Have the guy up above. You know what I mean? Usually you just show him walking down the aisle.
If you show everything from above like a drone shot. Yeah, but they do a drone? I think people do drones.
Sure. I haven't seen that. I was just, I was thinking having the guy on a zip line, he's going back and forth.
He's going across the wedding. Yeah, that's awesome. You don't need that though if you have a drone.
No, no, no. It's the same thing. I understand. But what's cooler if people looking up and see a drone or a guy swinging back and forth on a cable?
What about, um. I think the swinging back and back.
Back and forth guy, though, would be a little annoying and distracting for everyone.
Body cams?
Oh, I was about to say that.
Have the priest have a body cam on.
That would be so close.
That would be pretty cool, though, to have a few strategic people have cameras built into them somehow.
That would be cool.
That you don't notice.
Kind of like the BC boys idea, but we're not holding them up.
Oh, and also, I mean, I'm sure that they do this in some videos where they take people aside and interview them.
Like the office.
Like the office, yeah.
That's great.
Like you're...
It's like a documentary.
Yeah, it's being filmed.
What do they call that kind?
One camera.
Well, a show, like that's a single camera.
Sorry, single camera show, situation,
but then side interviews.
I do kind of like the office element.
Let me make a note here.
It's not a bad idea.
Because we may just go with a person
that she likes, and I may just have a little talk with them ahead of time.
Yeah.
So if we get interviewed by that camera, though,
should we start drama on purpose?
Like, did you see Becky's dress?
Like, that's terrible.
Who would wear that to a wedding?
And then they would interview Becky, like, he said that?
I think that's what Caitlin was afraid of.
Oh, no.
Okay.
We just have to make sure not to talk anything bad about Caitlin's dress.
Right, right, right.
Which I don't get to see even the dress, much less it on her.
I didn't know that was the rule.
Well, yeah.
Ray talked about it.
But I didn't know you couldn't even see the dress on like a picture, like an ad.
Yeah, no, no, no.
I was like, what are we dealing with here?
Let me see what we're looking at here.
It's kind of a dumb thing because, like, guys, we don't know the difference to me.
I think all the wedding dresses look the same, right?
Apparently that's not the case.
Okay.
That is definitely not the case.
But again, I never looked at a ring.
I don't know anything about wedding dresses until I actually started getting involved in the process.
But you can't even, I can't even see the dress in an ad.
And she started to pin stuff on a Pinterest board, which he's not a big Pinterest person.
But she's now been pinning stuff.
She has been for a bit.
And I can't even go to the board now because it's secret.
And look at it.
Because I guess it spoils it.
Where are you going to go anyway, Mons?
Not to purchase.
I didn't think so.
I'm going to run the body cam idea by her, though.
What if we all wear bulletproof vests?
Oh, perfect.
We'd just go to the police department here and get theirs.
Speaking of weddings, let me say this real quick.
Ray Muno's wedding was this past weekend.
We all rented suits to be raised groomsmen.
We took our suits back.
We had cufflinks with it.
Here we go.
Lunchbox gave Eddie his suit.
Yeah, Eddie stole my cufflinks.
And so, Ed, when they got lunches a suit,
they said, hey, there are no cufflinks here and charged them 20 bucks.
Yes, I did not steal the cufflinks.
We came on the air, and I did not think you did steal the cufflinks.
Thank you.
But I said, just because.
Did you pay him five bucks?
No. Not yet. Not yet.
No. But that was the judge's ruling
because I didn't think you did but something
happened and you're carrying
there. No, Bones.
I did him a favor and I took his suit back and now he's saying that I stole the
cufflings. It's ridiculous. But it's not like you to come up
to me like, oh dude, you need me to take your suit back? I'm going there. I'll just
take it for you. There's an update. What's
the update? Oh. I got a call from the place
and they had made a mistake.
Ah, I knew it.
And the charge was going to be taken off my credit card.
It was someone with a similar name from a different wedding party,
and they just clicked on my name instead of their name,
and they realized their mess-up,
and so they do have my cufflings, and I was refunded my $20.
Thank you.
Eddie, thank you for taking my suit back.
Thank you for not stealing my cuff links.
All is forgiven.
What name is like his?
Go ahead.
Box car?
Jimmy Boxcar came by.
What, Eddie?
He said you are forgiven.
I've done nothing.
What is he talking about?
The apology.
Let's hear it.
No, I said I'm sorry.
I forgive you for the misunderstanding.
We're all good.
So that was...
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two's 32nd skinny.
Kane Brown announced that he will be performing
during the halftime of the Dallas Cowboys
annual Thanksgiving game this year.
Thomas Wrett talked about getting in trouble.
at a Halloween party at Reba's house when he was a kid.
Reba's son, Shelby, I think we're about the same age,
and we were at their Halloween party one year.
And I remember us racing back and forth through this barn,
and I think I kept beating him in this race.
And I think he was a little bit older than me and bigger than me.
And he put me up against the wall, you know, around my neck.
And I remember Reba coming over and snatching Shelby off of me
and putting us both in timeout.
I mean, I had to have been five, maybe five.
To be putting timeout, I hope that I wasn't like nine or something
and I was in timeout.
Alan Jackson talks about a Halloween costume that he didn't like when his daughter was an infant.
I remember some when they were infants.
They had like these little pea pod, you know, or something that it's like a little green pea or something.
I thought, man, that's awful.
But Denise liked it.
I guess it was cute.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Say home it's something good.
A woman in New Jersey sitting in her car when she hears a knock,
Knock, knock, knock.
And she says two guys stand in her car and they're like,
police, you need to open the car doors.
So she opens her door and they pull out a gun.
They start robbing her.
Well, there's another guy walking by and she mouths, help me.
He's like, huh.
So he calls 911, says, I don't know what's going on,
but this lady mouths the words, help me.
Police arrived, the rest of the two guys.
Wow.
That quick, too, huh?
Yep.
I mean, they were going down the street.
They had gotten away, but they caught him a block away.
What if?
she were you're just hoping that's what she said what if she said hep C you run you're like what
did she say all right that's a good story that's what it's all about that was tell me something good
bobby bone show bonehead story up the day this story comes to us from ireland a man rode the train
he gets home and he realized oh no I left my bag on the train so he calls police and says hey did you
guys happen to find my bag like yeah come on down and get it
and he goes down to get it.
Only problems it had $47,000 worth of cocaine in it.
Ooh.
Did they look in the bag?
Yeah, so they arrested him when he shut up to pick it up.
You know they were just sitting there going,
when this guy calls for this bag, we got to get him back here.
I bet you the guy was nervous to answer the phone.
Like, yeah, come on, can we get it?
Wow.
How much cocaine is that?
I don't know exactly, but he got four years in prison now.
Wow.
Okay.
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It is now time for Amy versus Lunchbox.
Amy's in the lead 1 to 0.
First one to 5 wins.
Amy, I will ask you three questions
that Lunchbox should know the answers to.
And I'll ask,
Lunchbox, three questions you should know the answers to.
You ready?
Ready.
Question number one, Amy.
A phantom, ghost, and dawn are types of luxury cars manufactured by what company?
A phantom, a ghost, and a don are luxury cars made by who?
What company?
By what company?
I don't know.
Ferrari.
Incorrect.
You can steal this one?
Lamborghini.
Incorrect.
The answer is Rolls Royce.
Ooh.
Okay.
All right then.
Amy.
If I'm using a jig and a sinker, what am I doing?
If I'm using a jig and a sinker, what am I doing?
Plumbing?
Incorrect.
Lunchbox.
You're fishing.
Correct.
Okay.
Both involve water.
Amy, which automotive system is the catalytic.
converter a part of?
The engine?
Incorrect.
What a not do good today.
Which automotive system
lunchbox is the catalytic converter a part of?
Transmission.
Incorrect.
This is exhaust.
The exhaust system.
Okay.
Lunchbox's got one, Amy, you got zero out of that one.
Over to lunchbox.
Here we go.
The light and fluffy texture
vanilla almond-flavored sponge cake
is often called what?
What makes it different is it has no
butter.
Excuse me?
The light and fluffy texture
vanilla almond flavored sponge cake
is often called what?
It differs from other cakes because
it uses no butter.
What's that cake?
Sweet treat.
Incorrect.
Amy, you can steal and tie it up.
What is it?
Angel food cake.
Angel food cake is correct.
An angel food cake is low-key, a great cake.
It really is.
I've never heard of describe that way.
If you were to tell me, hey, list your five favorite
cakes, I wouldn't put it.
put it in there, unless you reminded me and I might put it in the number five then.
Dang.
Lunchbox.
Boy short, seamless, and hipsters are types of what?
Jeans.
Incorrect.
Amy, you can still, boy short, seamless, and hipsters are types of what?
Oh, um, boy, uh, hips.
That's the type of cut.
On a...
I need an answer.
Types of what?
Boy shorts, hipsters, and what?
Seameless.
Answer?
Cut-off shorts.
Incorrect.
Underwear.
Women's underwear.
Oh, I was stupid.
Dang, I should have known that.
Boy shorts of what?
Okay, yeah.
I was like the seamless is throwing me.
I usually just call them panties.
Yeah, that's what I do.
Call them panties.
Never knew that different name.
Oh, stupid.
It's one-to-one.
It's one-to-one.
Yeah, buddy.
Lunchbox, this is a type of paper that can go under the oven.
It's grease-proof.
It provides a heat-resistant non-stick surface to bake on.
What's it called?
Aluminum foil.
Incorrect.
Amy, for the win.
Go ahead.
Parchment paper.
Parchment paper is correct.
Would have also accepted baking paper, but parchment paper is the answer.
You are the winner.
Player is all.
That's a tough round, though.
Tough round.
Yeah, it was.
But you got two guy ones?
By the way, some of these questions I do feel are a bit sexist.
Like, ask you.
All of them are there.
Yeah, like there's some women they would 100% know all the mechanic ones.
I just want to say we, this is all.
We get it.
It's not lost on us, so this is a little.
This game was a bit in 1951 by your papaw on his favorite radio show.
It's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
But also, what was the description for the parchment paper?
Did you say it's baking paper?
To bake on, but it says we'll accept baking paper.
Wow.
Yeah.
This type of paper can go into the oven.
It's grease proof provides heat-resistant, non-stick service to bake on.
What's it called?
baking paper.
Listen, I go by what's on the sheet.
There's your winner.
She's 2 and O.
It's Amy, everybody.
Last night, Morgan sent me a note.
She goes, hey, do you know Travis Tripp blocked a show on Twitter?
I said, no.
So I got on my Twitter.
Search it up.
He's also blocked me on Twitter.
Why?
Really?
I love Travis Trit.
I think at one point a few years ago,
because I was going back into my brain,
he was busting on Luke Bryan
and those guys for not being country.
And I always stick up for folks.
because at one point Travis Tritt was told he wasn't country.
And it's weird to me to see people who've gone through the same thing
attack others for it.
And I remember just firing back and forth,
but then I thought we ended all cool
because I love Travis Trit,
and I also think you can differ in opinion and not hate each other.
But I was shocked, I was a little hurt.
Who listens and might give a...
You a fan?
Huge fan.
Yeah, so I thought.
What else you got over there, Ray?
By the way, my first dance on Dancing with the Stars
was Travis Trub.
it, T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
Yep.
So to see that somebody that I love has blocked me,
hurt me a little bit.
What'd you see, Morgan?
Well, I was trying to tag him in a tweet
because Amy said he was, his song was her favorite country song,
and I couldn't tag him.
And I was like, what is going on?
Video, favorite video.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so I went over and, yeah, sure enough, he blocked us.
So then I started going through our tweets.
I was like, did I do something on the Twitter account that made him mad?
Nope.
There's not anything on our.
Twitter about Travis Tray. It had to be
me, and then he just sought out the show
and blocked it too. Dang.
Hey, Scoobie Steve, can you get him on?
I was already worth sending emo right now to
some people to get it to happen. He's got new music out.
Question one. Why did you block me on Twitter?
Wow. He's like, well... That's what I'm going to ask him.
Probably exactly where you're
saying. He blocked you back then.
I wonder what his perspective... Because I'm not
saying how I'm saying it's exactly
right. In every story, there are
absolutely more than one side. How
I remember it is he was talking about how some artists aren't country, Luke, Sam Hunt,
that kind of stuff. And I think it's fair to have that opinion, but I also go, hey,
you were also told the same thing when you were in the 90s. You're like, I don't know,
that's not traditional country. So I'd love to get him on. First, second, question one,
why did you block me on Twitter? Question two, how'd you get to be so awesome? It'll flip just like
that. Because I love Travis Trit. All right, you're going to try to get him on, scuba?
Yep.
Scuba plate Travis Trit through his computer.
Yeah, just jamming out over here and just excited for the interview.
I'd love it.
He's never been in.
By the way, when I mention this, because I love Travis Trit, there's another artist that I love,
and Eddie claims to have driven in the car beside them.
Oh, yeah.
But by the way, remember when Eddie said he was driving beside Taylor Swift?
No, it's still true.
Yeah.
I stand by that.
She was driving away?
Toyota Camry or something like that.
By herself?
Yes, by herself.
Right behind me.
I can see her in the rear view.
100% was Taylor Swift.
No security with her.
No, it's just her.
Toyota Camry?
We may even have had a cat in the passenger seat.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see the cat, but I mean it could have been there.
Okay. Okay, so you saw this, but then you feel like
that you were vindicated in this because you saw her documentary.
Yes.
And she was in a Toyota?
Uh-huh.
And in a steering wheel, you saw the Toyota logo right there.
I thought that what we discovered from the documentary is that he said,
I'm just making up brands here, but let's say he said Nissan and then Toyota was in the
documentary.
I thought the documentary proved he was lying.
It did.
No, because people tag me on the post, the picture of him being like, you were right, it was her.
Who else do you see driving now?
Bones, I saw one of your favorite musical artists, Ben Foulds.
Hey, he's driving and I knew it.
Let me guess, but he's driving.
What?
Toyota.
Look, I know people are going to doubt me because he too was driving to Toyota.
Okay.
And he was being paid by Toyota on the back end?
No, I'm not.
It was driving to Toyota Prius, Bones.
It was him.
You cannot mistake Ben Folls.
He's got his glasses on and he's driving.
I think he owns one of the studios right down the street.
It was him.
100%.
If I hear one more artist drive to Toyota, I'm not going to believe you.
I can't control what they drive.
I see him first.
And I'm like, wow, that's Ben Foles.
And automatically you think, well, what's he driving?
Oh, gosh, it's a Toyota.
No one's going to believe me.
Remember when I saw Dolly Pardon driving?
Yes.
She was appropriately in a Jaguar.
Okay, that makes sense.
But I mean, a Prius could work.
I just Googled what does Ben Folds drive, and I guess in an interview in 2015.
I mean, when I was at the height of my career, I was driving a Toyota Corolla.
Hey, hey, what did I tell you?
You just said Prius.
But it's still in the same line.
Like, he doesn't go fancy car.
He made electric.
Yes.
Wow.
Driving electric now.
I saw Hank Sr.
The day driving.
What?
A Ferrari.
You did?
It's not Hank Senior's day.
You just say whatever you want.
Okay.
Hey, Scooby, get Ben Folds on.
There we go.
Let's get to the end of the bottom of my old car drives.
All right.
Here's the voicemail we got late last night.
Hey, more top lessee's at 16-year listener, first time caller.
I was reminded you about the bit with Eddie making a bet about cutting his hair when he was about to lose to Amy and yelling.
You made the bet.
You made the bet.
Well, she made a bet.
Never followed through.
I think if the face of Bobby Bones for her tattoo is a bit much,
then her husband actually, maybe he could step up in
and take her bet payment for her.
I just figured someone yelling,
you made the bet, you made the bet,
should be held accountable for their own.
Amy did make a bet that she would get my face tattooed on her body
and then lost the bet and then never got the tattoo.
You made the bet.
You made the bet. You made the bet. You made the bet. You made the bet.
You snuck off to Haiti.
But it doesn't matter. The bet was if I get there before the kids get here,
you were going to get a face tattoo.
But you went secretly.
But it doesn't, that wasn't the rule I couldn't go secretly.
You made the bet.
Yeah, the bet.
So what am I supposed to do?
Get my face tattooed on your body.
Don't you like Bobby's face?
Look at it.
What's wrong with my face?
Nothing.
What?
Do you think my face is disgusting?
His face isn't good enough for you?
Dang.
The Babo show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So remember that TikTok challenge
where people were filing down their teeth with nail files?
I don't want to, but I do.
Because that makes me go,
I know. It's painful to even say it.
But now people on TikTok are super gluing vampire fangs to their teeth, all for viral Halloween-ish videos.
And dentists are saying this is obviously not wise.
Stuff is getting stuck on people's teeth.
They can't get it off.
Nail glue, super glue, it's toxic.
So you don't want to put that in your mouth.
It tastes bad all the time too, right?
Yes.
And then it won't come off.
One person was trying to remove it.
with nail polish
remover because they use nail glue
so nail glue is now in their mouth
and now nail polish remover is in their mouth
so they're just like, don't do it.
I wonder if people are pulling their teeth out too
trying to pull that off.
I think it's happened. Yeah, it's not good.
There's a new nightly pill
that's being tested that could end snoring.
So if you snore or your partner snores,
would you take a pill?
Sure, if I snored bad enough,
I would feel bad enough for her.
I don't.
If there was one that could cure talking in their
sleep. I'm always afraid I'm going to say something that gets me in trouble in my sleep.
Because when I dream, I don't know where I am. I'm in a wide open world. Anything could come up.
I can be smooching on anything. A dog. A dinosaur. A tree. Elvis. Oh, right.
And I don't want to be like, oh, baby. A hound dog. And her wake up and go, what are you doing?
And you do it in a girly voice too. Oh, that's right. She said, I'm talking about, I talk like this.
I didn't think we should go to school today.
So I'd be okay.
It's not like I'm against pills.
We all take medicine for stuff.
What are the side effects?
Well, it would be one nightly pill, and I think they're non-sleep-related drugs.
So it's not going to help you sleep.
It'll just keep you from snoring.
And side effects are abdominal discomfort and mood swings.
Fine.
I mean, that's every day anyway for me.
Okay.
You have mood swings.
You're pretty like even.
Inside of my body, though, sometimes.
I do. Do you have internal mood swings
where you talk yourself down?
Totally, right? Well, I don't like
to be told what to do for any reason
whatsoever because
just like kid stuff, right? Kid trauma.
So I don't like to be told what to do.
So sometimes when someone says, hey,
you should do this, I have a whole devil
and an angel to pop up on the shoulder.
You got to let him talk to you like that?
The angel's like, why wouldn't
you do it? This would be good for you.
Yeah, but they're not respecting you. And we know how
we do people that don't respect us.
And it just goes back and forth.
So that would be my mood swings, the devil and the angel on the shoulders.
Gotcha.
What else?
Well, Dirk's Bentley was talking about how the pandemic has allowed him to ride his bike around Nashville and even down Broadway without getting recognized at all because he gets to cover his face with a mask.
And so I'm sure for a lot of superstars here in town, the masks are a game changer.
Yeah, Jason Aldeem was buying video games at Target.
He had a mask on.
Nobody bothered him.
Yeah. So I bet lunchbox can't go anywhere.
No, I can't. I mean, people, even when I have a mask on, they recognize my voice.
So it's just like, come on, guys.
That's a real super stuff.
That's stressful.
Derek Sal Dean. That guy right there still got problems.
All right, is that it, Amy?
Yep, I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So 10-year-old Kayla and 7-year-old Sophia, their mom.
was diagnosed with breast cancer and started losing her hair, had to shave her head.
So the two girls asked if they could also shave their heads.
Wow.
And they have done it to support their mom.
When I first saw the headline, I thought, oh, okay, probably some grown adult children, but 10 and 7.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Super sweet and special.
And then also brings awareness to breast cancer and how important it is to get your mammograms.
That's a good one.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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We'll have 90 seconds to figure out Amy's Morning Corny.
We call it the investigative corny.
The Morning Corny!
Where do ghosts get their Halloween?
candy. Where do ghosts get their
Halloween candy?
Boo.
Bo.
Casper.
Boofulo wild candy.
No.
Candy, not wings.
Right, right, right.
Woolly wonka, no.
Boo.
Where do they get their candy?
Scare.
Where do ghosts get their Halloween candy?
Where do ghosts get their Halloween candy?
At neighborhood.
Neighborhood.
The booth.
Where do you buy can't?
Where do you get Halloween candy?
The grocery.
Trigger-treating?
The gruelstree store?
No.
The gul's grocery store.
What are you trying to say?
Gould.
Grocery store, but with ghoul.
Oh, ghoul.
The gouls.
We have four.
We have four seconds.
Forty seconds.
Oh, wow.
Are we close?
Is that too much?
It was lasting a long time.
Oh, boy.
I thought that we were down over the last five seconds.
The...
Where do ghosts get their Halloween candy?
The ghostry store.
The ghostry store?
The booed.
The ghostry store.
The ghostry store.
Because I got nothing.
How do you feel about ghostry store?
I mean, I think that's the closest we have.
Because ghoulstree store doesn't sound right.
Ghost and grocery.
Like a ghoul, a gull, a gallblower?
Yeah.
I wouldn't have thought of that.
Okay.
Time.
Okay, time.
The morning corny.
Where do ghosts get their Halloween candy?
We're going to say the ghostry store.
I know, but that's what...
You ask it back to me.
We tell it just like a normal joke every time, and then I give you the answer.
I know it.
Where do ghosts go to get their Halloween candy?
At the ghostry store.
Wow!
Wow.
What?
That's amazing.
I thought no chance that was it.
Why?
Good job, bones.
Ghostry store.
Yeah.
But where do ghosts go to have lunch?
Buffalo Wildlings.
Yeah.
Bootho Wild wings.
Hey, we got a two for there.
Two for one.
All right.
Clear eyes.
Full hearts.
Can't lose.
Hey, that's work.
Thank.
Yeah, that was good.
I didn't think I had it.
I wouldn't have bet on me there.
Eddie and I were playing.
this game at my house when we had everybody over to play basketball.
We played this game called Knockout.
And there's a big game.
Like 15 people were there.
And we would bet five bucks each game on who would win.
And then it would go, I'm going to go with Matt Stel this game.
And he'd go, who are you betting on me?
I would go, I bet on me.
Every time.
Every time.
And I won.
Once.
No, two out of three times.
Is it two?
Yeah.
Always bet on yourself.
And then Caitlin goes, isn't that the most Bobby thing you've ever heard of your life
in bedding on himself?
Listen, if you don't believe in yourself, nobody else will.
It makes sense, I was going to say.
And then I won two or three games.
You did.
Two, two, don't have the three.
Two of three.
Oh, can't have I said two or three.
Who won the other one?
I'll probably Matt's still.
But I won the whole day.
I was pretty happy with that.
All right, let's go and hear from a voicemail from late last night.
Good morning studio.
I was just calling to see if you guys can help several this between me and my husband.
And I was wondering, when you guys take a shower, do you wash your feet, like take the soap and scrub them?
Or do you just let the soap trickle down and call that good enough?
Thanks, guys. Bye.
Interesting.
I think if my feet are especially dirty, I will scrub.
But if not, I kind of just let the water go from below the bottom of my calf down.
Really?
Do you scrub your feet?
Absolutely.
Every single time, between the toes, all of it.
Good for you.
You don't?
I wish I was a better person.
It doesn't make you a bad person.
I know, I'm just being honest, though.
You would think, because I feel like I'm a very clean person.
If my feet are dirty, but otherwise I just let the water do the work.
Water and gravity.
The soapy water.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I let it drip.
You?
We scrub.
I don't know that I always scrubbed.
But once my husband came home from Afghanistan with some fungus, I always scrubbed.
Good for you guys.
Are you going to start scrubbing?
Lunchbox, you?
I thought that was the most outrageous question.
we've ever received on the show.
I've never even thought about putting soap onto my feet.
I just let it run down.
I have never bent down and scrubbed my foot once in my life,
and I don't think I ever will.
I mean, I'll do it if I'm dirty, if my legs are dirty.
But yeah, I'm on lunchboxes team.
Hey, weird.
With hygiene.
What up?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Here's Madison from Austin.
I live with both my grandparents,
and I need of some advice.
We live in an apartment complex,
and both of my grandparents,
are handicapped.
We park in the handicaps spot and with the handicapped placker.
Now, there is someone in the apartment complex who is mad that they don't get to park in the
handicapped spot.
And today I found a very vulgar and rude note on my grandpa's car.
Now, I'm really corn if I should leave a note back to them on the handicapped sign.
Or if I should just take the high road and, you know, just let it go.
Thanks, guys, love the show.
I wouldn't.
She's irritated when she's finished with the show.
Thanks, guys.
I love the show.
I wouldn't leave a note on the sign because other people could see your business.
They don't need to see your business.
If you knew who it was, I wouldn't be opposed to reaching out to them,
leaving a note on their car or their door.
But I think you don't.
If your parents, your grandparents are parked rightfully so in handicapped spots,
that's it.
End the story.
They got a handicapped stick.
End of story.
The end.
It's their spot.
It stinks.
There aren't more handicapped spots if there are more handicapped people.
But that's it.
There's no drama here.
Just move on with your day.
You agree with that?
Yes.
I mean, it's just, I don't understand people sometimes,
and this is where you have to file that.
File that away, and I don't understand people.
I'm going to give you guys a tip,
and then we're going to come back in a second
and have a really interesting segment we're going to do.
Health experts say to never enter a bathroom stall after someone.
They say, wait 60 seconds before entering at least.
So if you're a public bathroom, if I walks out, you walk in.
Research reveals that every time a toilet flushes without a closed lid,
it spews a plume of microscopic droplets.
With 40 to 60% spraying up to 3.5 feet in the air where they linger for a minute.
Add plume to the list of words they hate to hear.
So, gross.
So then I guess that's where we appreciate our toilets here at work because you have to have the lid down in order for it to flush.
Is that right?
Yeah.
I usually don't bust out the do so.
I mean, I'm a girl.
Yeah.
Do ours even have a lid?
No, they don't have a lid.
That's why, yeah.
They don't know.
Oh, what?
Our toilets, you have to.
There's specific instructions because I think it's hard for people to figure out.
And it's like, step one, pee.
Step two.
Floor the lid, flush of the toilet.
Whenever our bathroom had coronavirus in it because someone was here.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We got to go into the girls' bathroom.
This is me the first time I walked into the women's bathroom.
What the crap?
This is amazing.
They had couches.
They had hair stuff.
It was nice.
It was amazing.
Candle.
Probably because they can have it without destroying it.
Anything in that room we're going to pee on.
It doesn't matter how high it is, how low it is.
If it's in the men's bathroom, it will get peed on at some point.
So, dispenser, some radio stations flip to all Christmas music about now.
You know, we're about to hit November 1st, and that's when a lot of these stations go,
you know what, screw it, let's go.
And then it's all Christmas all the time.
And they do pretty well in the ratings, honestly.
And so what I have here, the top 10 testing Christmas songs.
Oh, okay, cool.
Specific versions by the specific artist.
So there's this group called the P1 Media Group.
They did all this testing.
And I just think it's super interesting to know when you hear a Christmas song,
there's a reason because people go, oh, I like that one the best, by that artist, by that.
At number 10, Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano.
This version specifically.
Felis Navidazis.
Is this the version?
I don't think there's another version.
If there is, there shouldn't be.
I think it's a single-ed one.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I think there have been a lot of that.
Oh, okay. Well, this is the O-G.
Turn it up.
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart.
Belis Navidad.
That's fun.
That puts me in a good mood.
Mm-hmm.
Let's flip this station, baby.
Come on.
Number nine, Hall of Notes, Jingle Bell Rock.
Okay, I know this, this version.
I've never heard this one up.
Dancing in France
And in Jingle Bell Square
In the Posty
Do you guys have any guesses
What's going to be on the list?
Yes.
Go ahead.
Bing Crosby White Christmas.
Now remember, this is for radio.
Okay.
I'll take that guess away.
Oh, all I want for Christmas.
For sure.
Okay, that's one.
Anything else?
Oh, yeah.
Whatever.
Merry Christmas.
Happy holidays.
Merry Christmas.
You got both those?
Any other ones?
Paul McCartney.
that, I mean, having a Christmas time.
Okay, let's see if we get to any of those.
And number eight, Michael Bubli,
Holly Jolly Christmas.
It makes you feel good at them higher.
That's really good.
And number seven, Burl Ives, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Sham.
This one sounds like Christmas morning.
Yes.
More than a couple weeks out.
Like, you happen to get in the car
because you got to go to the store and pick something up.
There's only one gas station open.
And you turn the radio on and this one's, this is playing.
At number six, another version of Holly Jolly Christmas by Burrell Lives.
This is the one here.
This is the most famous one.
Good.
I don't know if there'll be snow.
But have a cup of cheer.
Michael Bubley, have yourself a Merry Little Christmas at five.
Love yourself.
A Merry Little Christmas
Rocking around the Christmas tree
Brenda Lee at 4
Rocking around
Christmas tree at the Christmas party hop
At number three
Finally you guys make the list here
All I want for Christmas is you
Mariah Carey
It's the most wonderful time of year
At number two Andy Williams
It's the most wonderful time
I wouldn't have known who this was singing it
But this version is the one that I think of
And then number one
Got him, Bing.
White Christmas?
Yeah.
You ever want to take him up on that?
No, the way you did that, I know it's him.
I'm not doing that.
You do?
Also, earlier, he's like, it's on radio.
Oh, you guys think you can read me at this point?
Yeah.
Kind of.
You're setting us up to lose money, so I'm not doing it.
You think you can read me?
Mr. Poker Face.
Yeah.
But it's more than just reading you.
Do you want to bet five bucks on it?
It's knowing it.
Come on, lunchbox.
Look at my face
You can read him
You can read me
I don't want to bet
Because I don't want to lose money to him
But you can bet whatever you want
Do you think it's
Which point?
What'd you pick Eddie?
No, see
That's great
Bing Crosby's
What is it?
No, White Christmas
Bing Crosby White Christmas
Do you think it's Bing Crosby White Christmas
Based on all that's been laid out to
Yeah
Would you like to bet me $5?
I don't even know
I don't even know what Bing Crosby White Christmas is
Yeah, you do
No I mean
Maybe if I hear it
No I understand
I know the song, guys.
Do you want to bet me?
Yes or no?
If you know me so well.
Yeah, absolutely.
Am I bluffing you?
Yeah.
You want to bet me?
Yeah.
How much?
How much, man?
$5.
$5.
All right, the bet's on.
Number one, Bobby Helms, Jingle Bell Rock.
He got you.
Jingle Bell Rock.
You can read them, though.
You can't read me.
But Eddie Y'all me five.
No, can I bet you?
In the frosty air.
What a bright time
It feels so good
Christmas time
No winning the bet
But also Christmas time
See here's the thing
I should learn
If Bobby wants to bet you
Don't bet
Because he's gonna win
He would never bet something
He's gonna win
How long has he been doing that to you?
About 13 years?
Oh my gosh
Like 18 years of my life
And I still think
Oh no no he's gonna
Because I was thinking
I was just like
Yeah I'll bet and then he'll go
Nah I'm not gonna bet
But
That didn't work
It didn't work
Let's talk to Mallory
in Minnesota who has called us.
Hey, Mallory, what's happening with you?
Hey, morning studio.
Morning.
I was just calling to tell you guys that I work in a pediatric outpatient psych clinic,
and all of us girls in the office love listening to you guys in the morning
and bonding over the show when we get in.
So thanks for making our morning drive awesome.
Hey, appreciate that.
And tell everybody we say hello.
I've said many times.
I had a show when I was growing up that I listened to every morning
and if I didn't get to listen to it,
I felt like my day was a little bit off.
And, you know, it could be that now
with people with podcasts or people with this show
when we're live or podcast.
But I just know what it's like to have a show.
And every morning, Tommy and Big Dave,
a Magic 105.
And I'd be like, I didn't get to hear Tommy and Big Dave.
And so I hope we can be that to you guys.
Like, I hope that if you can't hear the show,
you're like, oh, man, I missed something.
So thank you for that call.
I really appreciate that.
All right, bye, Mallory.
Bye.
Let's go to Levy.
In Alabama?
Or Levi in Alabama?
Levi, there we go.
Levi, how are you?
I'm good.
How are you this morning, Bobby?
I'm pretty good.
Appreciate you calling.
What's going on?
I just wanted to say how much I like this show
and how motivational it is to me
and some of the other people that I know listen to this show.
I like the happy vibes that you guys put off.
I like the phonehead story of the day, Amy's Powell.
And Fridays are probably my most favorite when you do the
work vibe when you play all the good music and try to get everybody in a good mood for work.
I appreciate that. That Friday morning dance party, I love it too because where else can I play
Toby Keith and Josh Turner and Sam Hunt and the Jonas Brothers and ACDC?
Right. Because let's be honest, and I think you'll back me up on this Levi. We love country music,
but we like all kinds of music, right? Yes, sir. Don't get me wrong. Love country music,
but I also, well, listen to John Mayer and Matt Carney.
and I'll go back and Eddie and I yesterday
listen to a whole classic rock playlist for two hours.
Yeah, we did.
I mean, it's okay to love every kind of music
and that's what we try to do.
So listen tomorrow morning about this time.
Levi, I appreciate that, man.
Hope you have a good day.
Thank you. You guys have a great day.
All right, see you, bud.
That's a good call.
Okay, look what I have on.
My Luke Combs.
Oh, hey.
Now, here's the thing.
Luke Combs sent me his last crocs to
and they were just normal crocs.
These, because of the fuzzy lining,
feel like actual shoes you'd wear around the house.
They're amazing.
Yeah.
Luke Combs is trying to be the first ever country artist to debut number one in the Billboard Hot 100, which is the pop chart.
No country artist has ever debuted at number one, the top spot.
And he's battling out Ariana.
There are a couple of those songs.
But it's this song right here forever after all.
So I feel like we as a show, and when I mean we, I mean you listening to, we're all pulling for Luke Combs.
It's our guy.
Of course.
We're going to play it now.
We're going to spike the song.
It's not a single, but we're going to play it and get it a bunch of spins.
Come on.
So Luke Combs, Forever After All.
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Over to Trinity and Tennessee. Trinity, how are you? Welcome to the show.
So, I just found a random question for you guys in the studio.
When do each of you think it's a good time to start putting out Christmas decoration
and playing Christmas music
because I know some people start
like in October and then other people can't
stomach it until it's like the first day of December.
We have started a bit as far as Christmas music
because Caitlin makes these
these pecans that are
I don't even, I wish I could explain them.
I think she's going to do another unfancy cooking this week
on those pecans.
They're fantastic, but she has to have Christmas music on what she makes them
because she says they're a Christmas dish.
So we've been listening to a lot of Christmas
music at the house throughout the day.
We've also been, I've watched Jingle Bell Bride on Hallmark.
Nice.
Were you not going to review that for us?
Yeah, why didn't you tell us?
What's happening here?
Have you gone on Movie Mike's podcast?
I haven't reviewed that on Movie Mike's podcast.
But we watched Jingle Bell Bride and we watched another one that I don't remember the name of.
It was very similar to Jingle Bell Bride.
Big City, small town.
We're all similar.
Yeah.
The girl from Clueless is in it.
We're just, no.
The girl, last name Wiener is in Clueless.
Not Clueless, but Mean Girls.
Oh, me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, anyway, watch that.
I've never seen Elf all the way through.
Oh, man.
Wow.
And so we watched the first half of Elf last night.
Dude, you're all in on Christmas, actually.
Caitlin's all in on Christmas.
She had Santa Claus pajamas she already wears.
So she's very much all in.
I'm being kind of dragged along.
I've never been a big Christmas guy,
because we didn't really have Christmas.
We were so poor.
We got maybe a gift.
And so they didn't make.
it a big deal because you make a big deal about what and as you're a kid you just want presents so
Christmas was never big of my life as far as the holiday goes and so but she's like we're changing
that because she's a big Christmas lover I will probably get our tree up in the next couple weeks
mid-November or so so that's what's happening here are you yeah I think we're same tree will be
up mid-November but I it does not bother me Christmas in October I mean especially this year like
I think everyone's looking forward to anything that makes you happy I could stomach it
Right now for sure.
Mark, in North Carolina, you are on the show now.
We appreciate you calling.
Mark, what's going on?
Good morning.
How y'all doing?
Pretty good, man.
What can I help you with?
Well, I've always said if I can ever get through and ask you a question,
I had the question for you.
Okay.
So I know a lot about your backstory,
and everyone that I asked in my area for advice
as far as trying to pursue a career radio,
it shuts me down and turns me a race.
saying it's a dying age to leave it alone.
But I can't get it out of my mind that I want to continue pursuing it.
Can you give me any advice on how to do so?
Sure. I mean, I can tell you that there are kids now that go,
I want to be a YouTube star and people are like, don't do that, that's stupid.
And I'm like, listen, if people would have told me no, I would never,
or if I would have listened to people tell me no, I wouldn't be here.
First of all, radio is podcasting.
Radio is live radio.
Radio is anything where you talk into a microphone and people consume it.
because if you can get people to listen,
then you can tell advertising during it,
and then everybody wins.
The person loves it.
They're your friend,
the advertiser loves it.
That's what we try to do on the show.
We try to provide content of people like,
and in turn, hopefully they'll support our sponsors,
and then everybody wins.
So if you're just going to go into radio
to hopefully be on your local station in the afternoon
for a couple of hours,
I would recommend that not to be your goal.
But if you want to do radio and you do a podcast
and you want to be on YouTube,
and great, go for it.
Don't let anybody tell you know,
because if you start to listen to them,
you didn't want to do it that bad anyway.
And that's in any career.
If you start to go, you know what?
They have a point.
Maybe I shouldn't pursue this dream.
Well, you're right, because you didn't want to do it that bad anyway,
because you let some numskull talk you out of it,
holding you to what their expectations themselves are.
People that tell you can't do stuff, people that don't do stuff themselves.
You never meet somebody who's super, we'll say successful,
meaning they do something they love that fulfills them.
You never meet someone who's super successful telling us.
other people they can't do stuff.
So, Mark, whatever it is you want to do, man, go get it.
Run it until the tires are bald.
I appreciate that, Bobby.
All right, bud.
You'll have a great day.
There he is, Mark.
All you guys in here, too.
What do you want to do?
Thank you.
Eddie's like, I want to be an astronaut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a chemist.
I mean, I don't know.
We're living the dream.
All right.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Tell me something good.
Ryan Patton, he's a 42-year-old security guard at high school.
Well, he's a bachelor, living that single life or whatever.
But at school, he struck a relationship with one of the kids, one of the boys.
And he noticed that the boy had been missing for like two months, just wasn't coming to class or whatever.
Turns out the boy was in trouble.
He was a juvenile court.
So he says, let me find out the background of this kid.
He's a foster kid.
He needs a home?
I'm just single dude.
Why don't I just adopt him or whatever?
So he fostered him for a little bit.
And he ended up adopting the kid.
Well, it turns out the kid knows another kid who's also a foster kid,
who's also in trouble all the time.
He's like, you know what?
I'm going to adopt both of these boys just from school.
And you know what?
Now I have a family.
And he calls themselves the clan now.
It's three of them.
They live together and he's their dad.
I'd probably use a different term than the clan.
But still, I think that's fantastic.
Right.
Actually, no, I got that wrong.
It's the herd.
Okay.
Now the clan.
They're the herd.
I was going to say, I would not have called to the clan.
No, no, no, no.
He says they feel like a herd because they walk in three.
If this guy was listening to the show,
I'd say, no, no, no, no, no.
We're not the Glenn.
Oh, there you go.
He's now a dad, though.
That's a great story.
That's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Bobby's big story.
Well, another one that stinks. Billy Joe Shaver, a contributor to the 1970s outlaw country movement,
and the man Willie Nelson once called the greatest living songwriter, passed away Wednesday he was 81 years old.
Shaver died of a stroke at Waco, Texas, Ascension Providence Hospital.
The singer and songwriter had a pinch up for writing tracks with other more well-known country artists.
I was a Billy Joe Schaver fan.
So was I.
Loved him.
He didn't have all his fingers.
Lost him in an accident when he was young and still was out.
Some of his hits, I'll play a few of these here.
Here's Hockey Talk Heroes.
Oh, love for loser and no-wark out to boozeers and honky talk heroes like me.
I got to tell you, at one point, he shot a guy.
Like, it walked out of a bar and shot him.
And it was the end.
And so he got arrested.
He was eventually acquitted of all charges.
I think Willie came to the trial.
Oh, yeah, like Chris Christopherson, like a bunch of,
of country heroes came to the trial
and they were like, well, we can't fight this one.
Yeah.
There's a lot of
rumor about the story.
Like the guy pulls a knife on him,
and he shoots him, but then there are a lot of people
to go, no, that's not what happened.
But until he died, Billy Josh Evers said,
hey, the complete story never came out.
But he shot a guy then got off.
Here's Wacko from Waco,
which is what they called him.
I'm Wacko from Waco.
Ain't no doubt about it.
Shot a man there in the head,
But can't talk much about it
He's trying to shoot me
But he took too...
Stories from his personal life
There were so many of them
He dropped out of high school
He married and divorced one woman three times
Yes.
Same woman.
Same woman.
That's weird.
Another woman twice.
So within two women he's got five divorces.
He had a heart attack on stage.
He shot a man in the face outside a bar
Which he claimed self-defense
and was acquitted.
He lost chunks of four.
three fingers in a sawmill accident
and lost his son to heroin overdose.
He used to,
because I've read a lot about Billy Joe Schaver too,
he used to, I think his first concert,
he snuck to a Hank senior concert and climbed up,
some guy put him on top of a pole,
and he got to watch from inside the, like, the bar.
He's a kid.
And he was like, that's what I want to do.
But then lost his fingers and still kept on.
Yeah.
I was a Billy Joe Schaever fan.
Rest in peace, died at 81 years old.
Here is Live Forever.
which is my favorite, I think, probably.
Just like the songs I leave behind me.
Rest of peace, Billy Joe Shaver.
I got a cool story of you mind.
Just real quick, when I interviewed him,
it was one of my first interviews ever,
and we ended up talking for like two hours,
three hours after the interview.
And he was telling me that one night he got to write with Elvis.
And Elvis kept him on a songwrite session
for like until 4 in the morning.
And he comes home, and his wife,
same wife that he divorced three times.
He gets home and she's like,
where have you been?
He's like, honey, you're fine.
You're going to love this.
I was riding with Elvis.
He's like, I don't give a crap who you're riding with.
Get back in bed, and then you're doing the dishes in the morning when you wake up.
He's like, that was my girl.
Yeah, that's funny.
Nice.
Bobby's other story.
Well, remember yesterday in the big stories.
I talked about the Wisconsin football team where they were on their fourth string quarterback.
Well, now they've just, they didn't just cancel the game.
It's called a no contest.
There's no forfeit.
They're not going to reschedule.
it so they have too many people with COVID.
So the Wisconsin-Nabraska game,
which we talked about yesterday,
has been declared in no contest due to COVID-19.
It will not be made up or forfeited.
It all stems from
six players and six coaches,
including the starting quarterback,
second-string quarterback,
third-string quarterback, which was
because the initial first-string quarterback got hurt.
And then the head coach has it too.
So they were like, we got to chill.
Man, that four-string quarterback was just about to get a shot.
I know.
I was pumped for that guy.
He's sitting in science class.
They're like, Willie, you ever throwing a ball before?
Once, coach.
We want you to starve for the badgers.
We didn't get to see that.
That had been a Disney movie.
Totally.
Hate that's canceled.
But let me say, for the record,
go Arkansas, beat the crap out of Texas A&M.
Just want to say that.
I just want to say that.
Whatever.
You're not a true.
I know you went to school Texas A&M,
but you're not a true fan.
Giggle Maggie's.
Beat the hogs.
Where's your ring?
I lost it.
I told her.
I stole it.
No, no, no, no.
I want it back.
If somebody, that's going to be my telling me something good one day.
I hope somebody finds it at our house we lived in in North Carolina
or whoever stole it turns it into a pawn shop.
Because my name's engraved.
Maybe she's a new one.
It's probably melted down.
I don't, you never know.
Could show up.
Do people, do high school kids still buy class rings?
Because I saved up.
That's a good question.
I saved.
I mean, that was.
At that time, washing dishes and buss and tables, I saved up so much money to buy this $300
ring.
I wore it for about two weeks.
And then I wore it on a chain for about a day.
And then I gave it to my little sister.
And I just thought, what a ridiculous purchase.
We didn't, at my high school, I don't really know that anybody bought rings.
And I only did in college because the A&M, it was a thing.
But I don't know that people do it.
Yeah.
All right.
That's the big story.
Thank you.
Story.
Let me go over and talk to Ashley in Louisiana, who's called the show.
Ashley, thank you very much.
What's going on with you?
Hey, Bobby.
Unfortunately, yesterday we had to say goodbye to our little 12-year-old we needy dog.
He was having some heart trouble, and we had to eventually put him down.
And I know that you recently went through that, and I was just going to kind of get some encouragement and kind of how you went over and how you...
how you kind of healed a little bit.
Yeah, it stinks.
I'm very sorry to hear that.
My dog, Dusty, it's 15 years old.
He was my guy because we'd been through every part of adulthood together.
And so I think from 23, you know, to 38, everywhere I went, that guy went with me.
So, yeah, it is tough.
I'm not going to tell you it's not tough or it's not going to hurt.
But with any sort of grieving, you can't rush it.
Meaning, I don't think you should run out and get another pet immediately.
You got to understand it's going to take time.
however there is light at the end of the tunnel you'll never forget that that dog you meant a lot to you
as i won't but i think not getting a dog but if you can work around animals a little bit if you can
volunteer one time a week for an hour if you're really hurting volunteer one time a week at at a shelter
near you for me it was great to actually do work with animals um that helped me a bit maybe you don't
want to do that but i would say don't rush out by another dog because a bit you could start to resent that
dog a little bit that he's not that other dog
until you're fully
healed. I wasn't going to get another dog.
Now for a while, I love animals. I work with animal charities a lot.
But I knew it wasn't healthy for me.
And that's when
Stanley, my friend's like, hey, we got a dog. He's sick.
If you'll take him, you can have them. You just need to
pay for him to get flown in.
And I was like, okay, little did I know
is going to be nine surgeries in a year.
And I'm happy it happened.
But I just
you know what, a dog will eventually come into my life that I should have.
I didn't have that conversation with myself.
Eventually, it's going to be there.
And it happened on Instagram story.
I was like, hey, we have this dog.
Nobody will take him right now?
Will you take him?
I was like, absolutely.
So my advice to you is hang in there.
What you're feeling is absolutely natural and normal.
It's amazing you had a dog to love that much.
I mean, think about how lucky you are for that,
that you had a dog that lived that long and you get to miss.
A lot of folks don't get the joy of missing someone.
And yeah, on the surface, missing someone sucks because you're like, dang, I just wish.
But you only miss them because of all the wonderful time you had together.
Dog or human.
So I think you should really value that.
And I think you should wait, know that it's okay to hurt.
And eventually, another one to come back into your life.
Okay?
All righty.
Thank you so much, Bobby.
Really sorry to hear that.
My guts hurt for you right now.
But you will get through it, I promise.
Thank you.
All right.
Bye, Ashley.
Bye-bye.
There's a question we got on the voicemail line last night.
Morning studio.
I was just calling because I wanted to know if we can have a morning corny after dark pretty soon.
I love that segment a couple times that's happened.
And it'd be hilarious to listen to it again.
Thank you.
Yeah, let's do it.
Not in the next segment because it's not quite dark on the show yet.
So we won't do next segment, but the segment after that, Amy does a morning corny every morning.
However, they get a little more risque after dark.
Here's how we set that up.
And now the morning corny after dark.
So we'll do them in about 15 minutes.
Okay?
We got to check with Lunchbox next segment,
see if he's any bad luck yesterday or even this morning.
He did cross a black cat eye here.
We'll talk about that.
Yep.
All right.
And his final Halloween prank call.
We'll get to all that on the way.
Kelly and North Carolina is on the phone.
Hey, Kelly, we appreciate you call.
What's going on?
Hey, Bobby.
I heard y'all talking to, I think it was Ray Moodishmore.
I just got a tail in there, but never got to meet anybody famous.
I just want to say, hey, you're in the studio, and I appreciate what you all do.
I listen to you every moment.
Oh, thanks, man.
Ray Mundo was talking about how his top five favorite songs in country music, we listed them, are all Sam Hunt songs.
And he said Sam Hunt is who he gets star-struck by every time Sam Hunt comes in the studio.
So, Ray, just to let you know, Sam's going to be buying the next few weeks.
Yeah.
Be cool.
Yeah.
So we're going to have you not here.
We're going to send you out on location.
No, I'll throw a mask on.
I can't wait to, I mean, at least give him an elbow or something like that.
For sure.
I mean, that's what you got to do during COVID times.
But you guys will see the same thing I see, man.
There's something around him.
It's like you'll see it.
You act like we don't know him.
Like lots.
The biggest stars for whatever reason can just stop a room and that's Sam Hunt.
And I'm not the only one.
I feel that with Luke
Luke Brian he walks into a room
It's like wow a star is here
Well he demands attention
It's funny
He's got a lot to say
He's tall and he's loud
Yeah
Okay Ray
We'll just letting you know
You and Sam's
Reuniting what happened
The next couple weeks
Yeah
I'm gonna wear those basketball shoes too
Oh yeah wear the shoes
And don't say anything to him
Well he got me the Air Force ones
And the flannel
Wear at all
And don't say anything to him
And just see if he notices
Yeah. He looks like Sam Hunt.
If Sam Hunt signed your arm, would you get a tattooed on you?
Back, yes, not arm.
You're back?
Like big?
I've always wanted something on the shoulder blades.
Arms, I've revealed those a lot all the time, especially going to church in the summer.
I can get away with something on my shoulder blades.
Your old church cut off?
I mean, we do the short little button ups.
Okay.
All right, right. Kelly, thank you for calling.
He's like lower back, yeah.
All right, see you later, bud.
Here is Lunchbox's final Halloween prank call of the year.
What's this one about?
I called a costume shop and I said my 10-year-old son is interested in being Magic Mike or a Chippendale if they have a costume like that for him.
Your 10-year-old son.
Yeah, I don't have a 10-year-old son, but I made him up and just seen if they had them, you know, good costume.
By the way, this is the spinoff to Lunchbox calling for his fake daughter looking for the naughty nurse.
Yeah.
Okay, here's his 10-year-old son, Magic Mike costume.
I was just calling to see if you guys have a Chippenny.
I think the close, I don't have that. I think the closest thing I have is like a sexy, like a cop.
That's perfect. Okay. I mean, because my son, my 10 year old really wants to be like Magic Mike,
but a sexy cop would work. I think it's only an adult though. Oh, no, no, because he saw the Chippendales in
Vegas when my wife and I went. And ever since then, he's been working out and he's been getting his body in
shape for Halloween because that's really what he wants to be. I mean, I have cop outfits that you
could probably cut up. I don't think the kids one would cut it.
Oh, yeah, because, like, he does dances on my wife, and he's really good.
And, like, he's got skills beyond his age level, if I'm being honest with you.
And so he really wants to show those moves off on Halloween.
That's funny.
Like, he looks pretty adorable, like, when he's dancing and doing those moves and he does
the hip thrust.
Yeah.
And I guess I can bring him in, and he can show you some of the moves when he's trying on the costume.
He could.
All right, cool.
Well, thank you.
You're welcome.
I'm so nervous.
You're okay.
Okay, you can.
Awkward.
And there you go.
Our final Halloween prank called,
nice show, my box.
By the way, yesterday you did
five different things?
You walked under a ladder.
Yep, I stepped on a crack.
You broke a mirror in studio.
You opened an umbrella.
You tipped over a salt shaker.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about the salt shaker.
So owe you $42 because he's doing all this stuff for money.
But did you find a black cat to cross your path?
Man, I went walking through the neighborhood to find a
black cat and then there he was sitting in the middle of the sidewalk and we had a little talk you
went walking to the neighborhood and you found one yeah i mean how else would i find one okay here you go
what up black cat i'm not scared of you what you gonna do put a curse on me come on you wouldn't do that
to me if you did i know where you live yeah you're scared of me i ain't scared of you who
and then you walked across i walked right across him now has anything bad happened to you in the last
hours? In the last 24 hours, no. Nothing. I mean, I stayed in my house because I got a little bit of nervous. I was like, hey, man, I'm better just, you know, lay low today. Like, I think now I can get back out in the real world. The first day is when they were going to get me. Nothing bad happened. Okay. Something good's about to happen to is I'm going to send you your $52.
And then we're going to check with him and see if anything bad happens. I give the, it takes about seven days. After about seven days, you're clear. All right. Oh, man.
I had a good day.
$52 in my bank account.
You guys are, you can't believe you guys didn't step up.
Come on.
We didn't get ass.
They didn't get ass.
Yeah, yeah.
Call us if you want, 877-77 Bobby.
Jeremy and West Virginia, you're on the show.
Jeremy, how are you?
Good.
How are you, Bobby?
Pretty good.
Thank you very much for calling.
What's going on?
Hey, I'd like to get a shout out to my son, London.
He is currently in South Carolina,
of Parris Island. He's in these final stages of becoming a Marine. And this is a pretty big
step that they're doing today. They left at 2 o'clock this morning for a 54 hour. They do
obstacle courses. They'll end up hiking right around 45 miles. They have two MREs. They have four
hours of sleep. But this is their final step in becoming a United States Marine. And a pretty big deal
for he and I both.
I'm a Marine veteran myself.
It's definitely nerve-wracking,
sitting here waiting to see
as long as the completion's done, you know?
Well, I bet you are so proud of him, all right?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
That's a big step in his life,
becoming a man and starting his career.
Well, do you want to say his name?
Or you want to just shout out to us.
Oh, go ahead.
Uh, yes. His name's, uh, London. And, uh, his, he's with India Company, Patoon 381.
All right, there we go. That's awesome. Congratulations. Good luck.
54 hour long obstacle. Wow.
Yeah, that's crazy. Long day.
54 mile or 54 hour?
54 hour. Jeez. That's even worse than 54 miles. He has 45 miles of hiking to get around.
That is insane. And only two meals. He only has two mores for the whole thing.
MRE means meal ready to eat for all you novices.
Thank you.
Thanks, Bones.
I didn't know that.
We haven't watched a lot of TV.
All right.
Jeremy, thank you very much.
Congratulations.
All right.
Thank you.
All right.
See you later.
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Earlier in the show, Eddie hit us with another,
I was driving beside a celebrity story.
Because he hit us a long time ago with Taylor Swift.
He goes, I'm beside Taylor Swift and she's into Toyota.
Yeah.
And we're like, Eddie, stop.
You did not drive beside Taylor Swift into Toyota.
It was true, wasn't it?
No.
What do you mean?
No one bunked the theory?
Debunked.
Debunked the theory?
Because we saw in her documentary, she drives a Toyota.
No, we brought the audio back, and you were wrong.
You said something in the documentary is the exact opposite.
It actually proved you wrong.
Yeah, yeah.
But who cares?
Who cares? Don't let facts get in the way of you.
Right, right.
So, Eddie says he saw, and this is one of my favorite artists here, here is Ben,
Ben Folds.
Maybe you would know the song,
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly.
So you saw him just doing what?
Driving down the road.
Kind of almost the same area where I saw Taylor.
Wow, all the celebrities driving the same area.
Uh-huh.
Driving a Toyota Prius.
Okay.
Well, we've reached out to the Ben Folds camp in the last couple hours.
Scoob, Steve, is there an update?
Yes, there is.
So I talked to his manager a few minutes ago.
Ben would actually love to come on the show.
talk to you about your
fanship and loving his music.
Cool.
But there's a problem.
He's in Australia right now
and it's 12, 37 a.m. there
and he's asleep.
So he can't call us and nor was he in Nashville
and Eddie did not see him.
It was...
Not Benfolds.
Are you sure?
A thousand percent positive.
He's literally out of another continent.
Oh, wow.
Not even here.
Well, maybe he was driving the airport
to go to that other country.
No, he's been there for a while, so no.
Okay.
So all your theories are wrong.
It wasn't him.
Quarantined there.
All right.
0 for 2.
Well, then this guy
looked just like Ben Folds.
Okay, well that I won't believe
that there was someone
that looked like Ben Fold
and someone that looked like
Taylor Swift in a Toyota.
We don't know about the Taylor yet.
There is in Nashville
some Taylor Swift look alike.
She's a nurse or something.
Yeah, she's on TikTok.
Well, it was in the Vanderbill area.
Okay, now Eddie's story changing.
Let's get over and do the
morning corny after dark.
Here we go.
And now the morning corny
after dark.
So what happens?
If you only listen to this part of the show,
about an hour and a half or so back,
Amy does the morning corny.
It started off as a one-off bit we thought was funny,
Amy telling corny jokes.
But she loved it.
Listeners love it.
So it takes about 30 seconds,
and every morning we hit you with a corny joke.
But then we started doing morning corny after dark
later on the show and they were a little risque.
So that's why we warned you,
and that's why we had the sensual music going.
Now, you can't, do we have the delay ready just in case?
Oh, well, you're going to need the beeps
and the delays and the whatever.
What?
We can't beep you, though.
Okay, you beep, if there's video,
beep, podcast, beep.
These jokes were never like X-rated, right?
They were just like a little risque, right?
But I guess in the podcast they can run through.
Yeah, but we're live right now.
I know.
I can't beat.
Ray, do you have to.
I'll start with the lightest one.
You have the delay ready?
I'm going to start with the.
Go ahead.
This one's the most appropriate.
Okay.
All right.
So how do you make a pool table laugh?
How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle its balls.
No, I don't even know.
If that's the lightest one, I don't know that we can go any farther.
That's not bad though, though, bud.
It's a pool table.
It's a pool table.
Let me see.
Okay, come over here.
Okay.
I'm going to need to look at these.
Oh, boy.
She was like, these are bad.
Yeah.
Amy's walking over to my desk.
What are you changing on your screen?
Okay, here we go.
She's coming back to the desk.
Oh, you can't do that.
It's bad.
You can't do that one.
X-rated?
No.
Amy's picked...
What about that one?
Okay.
Okay, we got one.
Okay, we got one.
I'll tell you what we'll do, though.
On the podcast, we'll put all the ones that she couldn't say.
They're not, they're no bad words.
They're just a little too much.
Even for after dark.
It's like, that would be morning, Corny.
Triple X.
Yeah, which we're not going to ever do that.
It's morning corny, the store you drive by on the highway that people are embarrassed to drive into.
You know the store we're talking about.
Are you ready?
Right.
Here we go.
And now the morning corny after dark.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
What is one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts.
Hey, that's funny
Okay
There are three other ones on there that she can't do
We will put them on the podcast today
The show podcast
We'll put them at the very end
After the end of the show
Does that make sense?
So they listen to the whole show
It'll be the very end
We'll come back and be like, hey
Okay, Amy, thank you
Mike, did you send those to her?
Some of them are so dirty
Yeah, I have
had some left over from last time too but you know we've done the morning corny after dark a few times
and so there's only so many that are i don't know maybe we'll try to find some more
soft core soft core instead of harsh core physical things that will immediately make you feel better
number one giving yourself a giant bear hug my shoulder just hurts when i do this i've tried
it a couple times. I'm always like,
okay, Amy's doing it now.
There you go. Get it in there.
Oh, yeah.
It does feel like a nice stretch.
It looks like that trick he used to do, you know,
where you would face the corner of the wall and act like somebody was
making out of you.
Cradling your face and your hands.
Do that, Amy.
I mean, I guess we do that, but I think I do that more out of
when you cry.
Shame.
Shame.
I'm crying and I'm like, don't look at me.
Placing a hand on your heart.
I guess someone else's hand or your hand
because I think when I'm ready to say the Pledge of Allegiance
Right, exactly
Okay
Maybe that's you being in touch with your heartbeat
Using those kind of touches will help you feel grounded and happier
If you think so
Most attractive traits on people
Number one
Eyes
How do I say that body?
Stop, he can't
Both of you guys went physical
Which is weird
I just have traits
Kindness
Well yeah okay
Generosity.
Well, now you...
Sorry, I was thinking physical.
Got to be humor, right?
Kindness, understanding, intelligence, being fun-loving,
compassion.
Having an exciting personality.
Oh, man, I missed on those.
Those are the exciting traits.
Lonefucks is like, I don't think I can say it on the radio.
Check out Amy's podcast, Four Things with Amy Brown, her friend, Gracie Mokler,
Steve Mokler's wife, when Amy's best friends is on,
they talk about inner wisdom, inner food wisdom, like,
craving less salads in the fall?
Well, just listening to your body of, like,
don't beat yourself up if you're not craving greens in the fall
because you're listening to your body.
You probably want warm things like sweet potatoes or, you know,
cheesy, dippy things.
I don't know.
Just listen to that stuff.
I always want that stuff fall or winter or spring or summer.
But in the spring and summer, you might crave more fruit and greens.
No, like the dippy stuff, be honest with you.
Also, tomorrow a new episode of the Bobbycast.
It's brand new music out each week.
Jamie Lynn Spears.
We'll talk about why an artist needs a manager.
So there you go.
Thank you guys.
We will see you tomorrow.
Have a great day.
Goodbye.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Okay.
Well, we finished the show.
We already do the post-show pre-show.
We are now going to do the morning, corny, after dark segments that we couldn't air on the podcast you just heard.
These are the ones Amy wanted to say on the show, and I said, no.
Maybe we should pre-record this segment.
What?
Not now.
We are.
This is a recording anyway.
Okay, let's roll through these.
Raymond, do hit me.
And now the morning corny after dark.
Okay?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch, the other watches your snatch.
Yeah, dude, you cannot do that one.
Never, yeah, yeah.
That's a growing up.
Never!
Never!
Never, Mike D.
Never.
Wow, that was solid.
Okay.
We're not on the air.
I don't know if I can.
I don't, I'll say the next one, but just know that I don't want to.
But I'm not being forced also.
We're sure.
This isn't bleeding over on the radio airwave.
Okay, go ahead.
And now the morning corny after dark.
What do a near-sided gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
Go ahead, Matt.
I'll repeat that one.
I can't.
A near-sided gynecologist and a puppy.
This would be the last.
Last one.
What do they have?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I can't do the other one.
Go ahead.
A wet nose.
Oh, my goodness.
I can't.
And that's a wrap.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, man.
Oh.
I mean, I feel like lunchbox is going to go home and tell his, like, family these things.
Maybe stomping her feet with covering her face.
Oh, there's another one.
Hey, tweet those out.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
No, but, no, but I mean, I don't even think if someone else wanted to say it, they could, but I can't.
Here we go.
Voicemail number one.
Write that one, please.
Morning Studio, what happened to the bit where Eddie was going to sell his soul to Bobby?
Looking for an update.
Hey, Ramundo.
Do you remember when you're going to sell me your soul?
Did I sell it?
You never did.
Oh, yeah.
I'll give you $20 for right now.
No, no, no.
What was the agreement?
How much?
20 bucks?
No, it was more than that.
Okay, I don't want your soul then.
What do you mean?
It's a good soul.
By the way, you owe me $50?
I paid you already.
On my Venmo?
Yes.
I don't like it.
Yes, I did.
I don't keep notifications on my phone at all.
And I even.
put a little cry for, because I lost the crime bet, and then golf.
Okay.
$25.
Okay.
Then I guess I'm not.
$100.
No.
Fine.
$500.
You strike a hard bargain, but I respect it.
So the bit was Eddie would write over that I own his soul and sign it.
And I would have the documentation that I own his soul.
Because I'm like, that's just dumb.
I own my soul.
So selling it, getting money for it, literally.
$30.
100.
No.
30.
Why not?
It's my soul.
This is all...
But it's not a real thing.
You know it or you wouldn't give it up.
It's free.
I've worked on this my whole life.
It's free.
$30?
You do nothing for $30.
80.
Okay.
No deal.
35.
Fine.
Move on.
55.
Will you write documentation up that I own your soul and you will sign it?
For $55?
$55?
45.
Oh, 50.
Let, come on.
50, even number.
It just sounds good.
Let's do 50 dollars.
Dude, you're going to let Bobby own your soul.
You are crazy.
Upon do you, a handshake?
Well, let me talk to a lawyer.
Wait, no, we just, you can't.
Because I need to talk to a lawyer because illegally.
It's going to cost you more than $50.
Talk to a lawyer.
Who knows what the founding fathers came up with a long time ago.
We're like, if you write a contract selling someone your soul, they can do whatever they want with you.
But no, not you, just your soul.
I would own your soul.
Right.
So, so let me do some research.
and then I'll get back to you. Absolutely.
Get back to me before next week's show.
Sure.
During the next week's show. Absolutely.
Okay.
One more. This is Gary from New York.
I just got a quick question for you.
Actually, some advice.
I really like this woman.
And we talk all the time.
I've given her flowers and gifts and stuff like that.
But I was wondering how, if you have any advice for me to take it further,
trying to do something around looking like a fool.
Many help will be great, man.
Thanks a lot.
I'm going to give you some help right here.
If you're worried about being a fool, you're not going to pull this off.
The thing about wanting to have someone get into a relationship with you and is being vulnerable,
either she's going to think you're a psychopath or the greatest guy ever.
And there really is no in between.
You got to be bold.
You got to put your heart on your sleeve.
And that is an absolute risk of looking like a fool.
What's that song?
You got to be bold.
You got to be wise.
You got to be by Desiree.
You got to be.
Strong good.
Not exactly the same, but it's more of a female empowerment thing.
Okay.
Yes.
Hey, Gary in New York, you got to go and be willing to be a fool to be able to be willing to be the hero.
So my advice is do everything you want to do, pour it all out there.
But she may think you're an idiot and that's just the price you pay for love.
Thank you.
All right, we're done with this segment.
Sorry if you're all offended.
All right, bye.
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