The Bobby Bones Show - Amy and Eddie Compete For The Morning Corny + Highlights From Bobby’s Pool Party

Episode Date: May 29, 2018

The show shares their highlights from Bobby’s Memorial Day pool party at his new house. We get an update on “Gladys” – Amy’s son’s potentially make-believe girlfriend. Also, Amy and Eddie compete at The Morning Corny! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What is this? Why, what do you mean? I won it now. Like, what is it? You don't know a song? No. It's actually a pretty good song. I feel like the kids would love this song.

So it's a Kanye song. All right. And the whole first two minutes of it's like singing, group singing, and then it comes with a beat. And then he goes, for some reason it goes, boopy-de-scoop. Scoop-de-de-whoop-de-whoop. Okay. Scoop-de- Scoop-de- Scoop-de- Scoop-de- Scoop-de- Scoop-de- Scoop-de-moop.

Hey, Mike, D, can you hear me in there? No. Hey Mike D, can you put in that full Kanye song? The Scoop de Poop. Eddie's never heard it before. No, I know for sure my kids would love that. I listen to it all the time on the planes. Really?

The song's good. And then for some reason, he goes into that. Boopi-Dooop. Scoop-D-Woop-D-Scoop-D-P. Whoop-D-Scoop-ty-poop-poop. Poop-de- Scoop-D-Soup-D-Poo. I think he's being weird. Poop-D-D-Poo.

Probably. It probably did this to his kid or something, and like his kid probably liked it. It's called lift yourself. Lift yourself. I'm running that down. Yeah. No, no, we'll do. Before we went on the air, Amy was talking about Ryan Hurd's song, Diamonds or Twine.

Yeah. You want to say what you say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I was just thinking about if any other guys hear this and they feel inspired to be like, oh, wow, it doesn't matter. I can just propose with twine and it's going to be fine. That's pretty cool, right? Ryan Hurd said so. And then they go and they propose with twine and they're like, kind of does matter a little bit.

Just a little bit. Because, I mean, did Ryan really propose with twine? No, but the point is it doesn't matter. I know the point of it. I'm saying if guys are feeling inspired by listening to it and they kind of are like using Ryan as an excuse to their girl to be like, but Ryan Hurd said so and Marin Morris is cool with it. So you're saying no twine.

Interesting. I'm thinking I don't know that the twine's really going to work out. You can even put that on Marin and be like, well, Marin likes twine. Yeah. It's cool. Yeah. He proposed with twine. I don't, I get it.

And I think it's sweet. But I just don't know how many times it would work out for a guy if you propose with twine. It doesn't matter though. It's the whole point of the song. I get it. It doesn't matter what it is. Diamonds or twine. Doesn't matter if it's diamonds or twine.

He's a good dude. He's a good dude. He came yesterday early because he happens up to do later on. He really is. I've got to meet him a few times now and he's just, I like the dude. Stars are just like us. I ran into him at the mall once. Did you?

Shopping for himself like a normal person. Morgan, too. Did you run into Keith Urban? Yeah, I did. At the mall? At the mall? Did. Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, and their daughter.

What? Did you say something? Yeah. No, I didn't. I just kind of like smiled and said hi. and kept moving. Oh. But they didn't know who you were.

No, they didn't know who I was. What were they buying? They were just shopping. It was in Green Hills. I was, I just walked my dog in there because it gives us some exercise and that's kind of an expensive area.

So I don't know. They have money. But it's a mall. I mean, it's our mall. It's like our, but I've seen, and I know Keith a bit

outside the show, but I went into a restaurant and seen them at the worst table in a restaurant when they call, like sitting by the kitchen. Like just, probably the only table they had left,

so he's like, I'll take it. I love that, man. That's so cool. Yeah, someone else saw him at the mall on a graffiti U jacket. Who was it? Oh, yes, yes. Somebody on the show saw him at the mall, too. And he was in his clothes. Can't remember. Obviously, he's in his clothes.

Obviously, he had clothes on. The graffiti you gave it away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything you want to say, Amy. Oh, you know, I'm just hoping everyone has a great day. I'm not done. I just wanted to say that. Oh. And I like how you always say the same thing. Poopi de scoop.

Eddie, ready? There it is it. Nice, nice sing. Let's just up on your feet. And it goes for about two minutes. And then finally comes in and goes poopiddy sco. There's another minute of this and I'm singing. And then he goes,

Whoopi de scoop. Scoop dee do poop de boop de boop de scoop. Whoop de scoop de poop. Scoop-dy, scoop-de-whoop. Dude, I'm all about this. Yeah, it's all about it. Kids are going to like that one? Oh, for sure.

They're going to be walking around. Poop-de-scoop-de-scoop. Oh, I walk around doing this. Poop-a-de-scoop. What's it called again? It's called Lift Yourself from Kanye. It's been out for a bit. How did that go in?

I was like that. Dang. I'm putting on my playlist. Chase in that. Look at that. I wasn't even trying. I'm tired today. And I didn't get tired until second half of the show.

But I spent all. last week on the road in West Coast time zone and then I just didn't sleep. I mean I slept wonderfully or four days. Wonderfully. But I don't go to bed till midnight. Yeah, it's kind of dumb. Until, no, stop your mouth. Until I have to get back on schedule.

But my natural is to go to sleep at midnight 1 a.m. That's what I did. Oh, but not last night. What time did you go to bed last night? Well, I watched the basketball game because I knew I wasn't going to sleep. So that's 10. Whoa. You watched The Bachelorette. I watched many things. I watched the basketball game.

I don't watch first half NBA basketball There's no reason To watch the first half NBA basketball So I watched Part of halftime And the game out And I watched The Bachelorette And I watched a little bit of Vegas

And watched in hockey And I don't know crap by hockey Yeah, but it's fun to watch I'm a huge Preds fan, lifelong Lifelong. Lifelong Preds fan And so there was a lot on last night And it wasn't going to sleep Then I woke up a two this morning

Like, whide, and so now I start to fade a bit So you're going to nap? I might today I don't think I'm in a lunchbox it in two four hours But you're missing out on life then I would I don't think my body would let me Oh really?

You just put you on a bad cycle Because then you sleep Do you have to set an alarm to wake up? From? Just a nap or something like that? Yeah Oh man dude if I'm set an alarm I'm gone for five hours No no no no no no

I'll be like Oh how long, how many minutes I set my Alexa this morning Instead of my phone It's got the crap out of me It's a different sound If a different sound comes on Then you're used to

It's like a fire alarm or something. It was like, that alarm sound is a terrible sound. It is. It doesn't matter what your alarm sound is. You associate it with it. And I hear people with my iPhone alarm as a ringer on their cell phone

because you can sign whatever sound. Right. And it just repulss me. I was like, I know you don't like talking about dreams, but I did have a dream last night that I was baking and the alarm went off and it was my alarm alarm.

I was like, oh, cookies are ready. And it was time to get up. That's pretty funny. Yeah, that was funny to me. I woke up smiling. I wonder what that means. I should bake cookies. Let's break this down.

You just cooked all day yesterday. At the pool party. And your wife did make that cookie thing. And when I got home, I cooked some more. Because we had so much meat. By the way, hey, man, we got a lot of food left over. Maybe we should have another like. Ooh, 2.0.

No, no, no, no. Party. My question is, should I do like a Fourth of July thing? Because I can do that at the house with a pool. But then there are no fireworks where I live. I don't need fireworks. But do you just have a pool party with no fireworks? Yeah.

Or just like I told you, we should just pop fireworks until the cops come. That's what we used to do. Yeah, but we used to do a lot of things you can't do now. No. And also, that's at night. So you do it in the afternoon and it goes into night where fireworks and stuff are. You can't have sparklers. It's not that.

It's just, you can't have kids at night in the pool. Why not? You can't see them. They're little. Oh, our kids are good. I worry about the kids the whole time. I was just watching the pool. Did you feel like, okay, now they did well during the party, they can now have access to the pool, like whenever?

Excuse me? During the week. Oh, God, no. You can call and say, hey, can I come over and use the pool? Okay. But no, that's my house. Well, hold on. What about today?

Today, he's going to be here. Dude, I got someone's claiming to do today. I claim that. It's summertime, dude. The kids are out of school. We need them to do stuff. It's raining today. Did you say that?

What did you just say? I didn't say that. You must have said that in your head. I'll get you up. It's raining. You can't come over. That happens sometimes, right? I think I'll say things, but I just thought it.

Do you ever do that? Yes, all the time. Okay, good. I'm not the only one going crazy. All right. Well, everybody, anything you want to say? No. No, I'm just hoping everyone has a great day.

There we go. By the way, if you want to come out to a stand-up show, I'm going all the way until the end of the year. So Charleston, South Carolina, Tampa, Fort Pierce, D.C., we'd love to see if you want to come out. Yeah. Ed, anything else say, Lunchbox? Mike D, go ahead.

Well, at summertime, you know, just don't let the kids sit around, go make them do exercise and stuff outside. For example. Like maybe just water hose, you know, have them chase the water hose or something, get them wet, stuff like that. Just don't let them watch TV all day. Got it.

Yeah. Pro tip. Take a nap. If you get time, take a nap. It's worth it. Make your life so much better. There you go. Mike D, anything you want to say?

Anticipating lunches stand up tonight. Yeah, that'd be funny. Is Mike D going? Yeah. That's what I asked him. Okay. Yeah, he's going to record it. I can't wait.

What? We're doing the Po-show pre-show thing right now. Okay. Oh, well, we can do, will our stuff about Pimp and Joy be on there in the show today?

I can't remember. I don't know. We can do it right now, though. Yeah, go ahead. That'd be good. So we have a whole new Pimp and Joy line, like normally you have the squares or hats or different things,

but this is a retro look and it's really cool looking. And we've got tanks, T-shirts, baseball T's, and a sweatshirt and all benefiting military that service dogs for the vets. K-nines for

warriors is who we're going through. And the dogs are really expensive to train. So we're trying to give Pimp and Joy, you get to buy the Pimp and Joy item, and then 100% of the proceeds goes towards these dogs. And then I think our goal is to get two dogs. I would love to exceed that.

Because it's like $20,000 a dog. Yeah, I know. I know. But if we get two dogs, that would be amazing. And the cool part is every dog we get, we get to name. Like our listeners, we can put together a poll. Bobby number one, Bobby number two. Okay. I mean, if that's what you want to do.

Bobby number three. Okay. That's it. Enjoy the show. Yeah, they're not on sale till Friday though. Did I say that? Friday, 10 Eastern, 9 Central. Yep.

Eight Mountain, seven Pacific. We'll post pictures. They're so cute. Yeah. I love them. I think tomorrow I'm going to talk about evil genius. I'll watch that show. Oh, dude.

Oh, I'm going to watch that tonight. Who has seen it though? Anybody else? I have. No, no, I'm about halfway done. Until you've seen the end of it. You haven't seen it. Yeah, you're right.

Because I feel. Is it all about the, because I was reading about it, is it the four episodes, is it four different stories or it's all that one story? One story, four parts. And the stories, they're not an hour and a half each, they're like 45 minutes. One's 52 minutes, but it's like 45, 52, 48, 48. You watch the first 30 minutes and you're just like stuck. So Evil Genius is a documentary series, four parts by the Duplus Brothers, same people who did Wild Wild Country.

Oh, really? I didn't know that. And one of them was in, he's the actor in the league. The league, yeah, the fancy football show. Okay. What are their last names? DuP-L-A-S-S. And so it's about this bank robbery in the 90s where I do win with a bomb around his neck.

And then it's not a spoiler, but the bomb blows up and kills him. And so he's like, hey, this thing's going to blow up and the cops are like, stop it. He keeps saying, I'm not kidding. He's like, I'm not kidding. They're like, stop it. That bomb's not real.

He's like, you just wore that so they give you the money in the bank. He's like, no, no, no, no. It's going to blow up. Well, don't tell me. It's in the first five minutes. It sets up the whole show. And then. You get mad to me when I ruined something.

This is not a spoiler. It's not. This is what the whole show is about. Okay. Like that's the actual reason the show exists. Yeah, that's like saying like Forrest Gump is a guy, you know, that talks weird. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. See?

I don't want to go. I spoiled it. I don't want to hide talk. Okay, okay, okay, enough already. I've got it written down on my list of things to do today. Titanic, there's a boat. Yes, and it's sink. Oh, my goodness.

me. I don't want to know. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Slow down. Calm down. Chill out. Chill out. Relax. Relax. Relax. Calm down. So, Shawshank Redemption, there's a prison, right? No, no, no, no. No, no. No. I don't want to know. Oh, okay. I need a due frame. It's good, though. Everyone on the show will like. Mike, did you watch it?

I need two more. Two more? No. Dude, so I... You're through all four? Yeah. Hey, can we do a warning, though? I had my wife watch it with me, and she had nightmares.

Oh, come on. Has she seen El Chapo? No, she has not. No, she is not, Amy. You're right, El Chapo. Because I'm like, what Chauph described so far? I mean, that's crazy, but. It's a real life that, yeah, yeah, I don't think it's crazy as El Chapo.

Oh, yeah, Alchapo, he's nuts. That guys, he's nuts. No heart. I guess nuts. Some things, he's wired differently. Okay, we good? Uh, yeah. Friday, the new Pimp and Joy stuff goes up.

Choose Joy, spread, Joy, be Joy, Pimpin Joy. Yep. I watch The Bachelorette. I talk about that late. Eddie sat over after the segment and watched all my Insta stories. Yeah, I put it all into a video. Oh, you did. So it's going to be on YouTube.

Oh. Probably on YouTube now. I don't know what's happening on that show. Wait, so now basically we can just watch Bobby's Insta stories and we'll feel like we're caught up. Absolutely. It's just dumb that they last for 24 hours. So we've got to make these live a little longer.

Are my whole party in the story saved? I don't care if they're saved or not. I don't want them saved. You don't want them saved? The pool party? Yeah. No, I don't care. That should be our life.

Like, I want to show my kids when we're like, remember this guys? You can put it in your highlight. You can make a highlight on your Instagram page. You guys are so fancy with us. By the way, all the little. Are you our like digital video guy? You don't know this? No.

He's like, you're so fancy with your editing. Guys, I'm talking about the little graphics you put on your Insta store, like little people dancing and stuff. You guys are so good at that, by the way. Thanks. And choosing font colors. And then my favorite is too when Bobby does like the three stories in a row and they answer each other's thing like what's like tacos and the next one is fajitas and then pizza. That was good.

Bobby goes, here's a list of what I ate today. Instead of just listing it out, it was like boom and then boom and then boom. And I was like, and another and another. No wonder he gained five thousand. Yeah. Straight up. I was jealous. Show starts now.

Bobbybones.com. Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. Back after three days. Hope you had a three-day weekend. Morning studio. Morning. Sometimes I see a story and I feel like I should bring it to one of you. And this is the lunchbox story for sure.

Someone wins some money? A man was sitting down for breakfast. Took cereal out. Started pouring a cereal and a snake slither out of the cereal. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh!

Yeah. A man reported a three-foot snake had emerged from his box of cereal. No, no, no, no, no. Three foot. It's a big snake. The guy freaked out and went, ah, and threw it, and it threw the bowl of the dishwasher. The snake was in the bowl. And so they had to call the R-S-B-C-A, the animal collection, and they came and got the snake.

Wow. And lunchbox hate snakes. What would you do if that snake comes out? Oh, I'd sue somebody, first of all, and I would probably need a new parrot. What if the cereal boasts all natural? Because it gets no more natural than bugs and animals. But a snake. A snake, you've got to catch that at the plant.

At the plant. You know where they put it in the bag? Yes, you should catch a snake. Oh! One time for a prank, we put lunchbox in a room with a humongous python. And then locked him in the room. He was on top of that table. He was screaming.

Ah! Well, there you go. I thought that was for you lunch. Welcome back, buddy. had a good weekend everybody have a good weekend oh that ruined it he's over there shaking

I hate it can't see him on TV I was at I was at the aquarium with my nephew about a month ago and he walked up to the snakes I left him I ran

and I had to send my mom in to go get How was your nephew? He's two recognizing people doing cool things It's ICU Hey good Samaritan Just ordered to check

And paid off all the lunch debts for students in Westbrook, Maine. Lunch at the elementary or middle school cost $2.30. So the person said, here's $10,000. I'll pay for over 4,000 meals. That's super cool.

And then a lot of kids are able to get cleaned off the list where they owed money. So good for that good Samaritan. They don't have their name on here. I know lunchbox goes crazy when that happens. Why not put your name out there? If you're going to do something nice,

get recognition for it. But that's not why they're doing it. Well, I would. Yeah. Like when I go to Pets Mart, I donate $2 to the homeless pets, and I want them to ring the bell so everybody knows, hey, he donated. Excuse me. Will you make one of those paper, pause? I can write my name on it and tape it up there.

Sir, we don't do that. But for me, would you? Start with me. I'll be first. Yeah. Well, anyway, congratulations to that guy. That's really cool. That's an ice of you.

Just wish we knew who. All right, over to Ramundo with the news right now. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in weather news. Alberto is bringing tons of rain to the south and east coast. Severe storms as well. Some places could see over five inches of rain.

In other news at Cedar Point in Ohio, a power outage, stranded roller coaster riders for hours. Park employees were helping people get off rides. Luckily, everybody is okay. And finally in sports, the NBA finals are all set. It's going to be the Golden State Warriors and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Game one is Thursday. on show. Ah, the old fight of, are reality shows real or not?

Because Ray Mundo, our audio producer and his girlfriend, Ray and Bay, they're fighting about what shows are real and what shows aren't. Ray, so what's the big fight? Well, we've been watching Vanderpump rules, and then she does her housewives, you know, she likes all those in whatever city they're in. And she thinks that everything's 100% real, the scenes, where they go on their travels. And what I'm telling her is, they know what they're going to film before they film it. there's always a planned production.

It's not like the cameras just show up in the morning and just randomly start filming these people. And you know reality TV, so I was like, Bones will decide this for us once and for all. Lunchbox, what do you think, first of all? They're real. If you watch Real World, they put them in the room and they just start filming.

So it's absolutely real. They get them in those locations, and whatever happens, happens. Amy, your thoughts? I mean, I feel like they're contrived. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it just, for a long time,

think I thought it was real. And deep down somewhere we wanted all to be real, but at the end of the day, it's entertainment. No, Jersey Shore, it is 100% real. They don't tell those guys, go to the bar and punch someone. They just say, go to the bar, they film them, they punch someone, they get it on camera. So here's what really happens on reality shows. So what they do is, first of all, they give them lots of alcohol. Yeah. In most of these shows. And then secondly, they put them in situations where they know what's probably going to happen. Step one, drink. Yes. Step one. one drink, then the bachelor, that's what they do. Step two, they put them in a place where they go, okay, we're all going to have a party in a bar.

Now, let's just see what happens in a bar, and we're going to bring this person in, and there's going to be possibly a romantic interaction. I've been on a few reality shows on little bit parts, and they always go, here's what we're looking for. Here's what, if something else happens, they keep it, but it's 85% contrived, all the shows, because they don't have money to waste. Wow, 85. I wasn't the years 85%, but okay. Yeah, 85. they don't have money to waste on just recording a bunch

and then going and editing it and looking through all the old clips. That's true. So, Raven, you're right. And why do we never see the cameras because it's all planned? You'll never see an audio person or cables or a video camera

because they know exactly the scenes and the angles they're shooting. No, they edit that out. No, no, no. Occasionally you'll see a camera guy if something happens that they're not expecting. But like The Bachelor,

whenever the dude goes and tells, tells her that he's not marrying her either and you see the camera guy running behind them. Remember that scene name? Yeah. Yeah. So they don't know that? They didn't know it was going to happen like that. So they're rushing in.

So it's not that they edited it out. They just know where all the shots are, all the angles are. One of my friends doing a reality show in July, I think, and I'm on it. And so I just spent like four days taping it. It's not reality. You know what I mean? Oh. Well, some parts.

No, it's like, okay, we know who you are. This is why we brought you in. We know who they are. Okay, do this. And we're going to tape it and cut. Let's do it again. Yeah. You're like, oh, man, you got to do it again?

Let's get the lights right. That's what reality shows are, Ray. You're right. Amber and West Virginia. Good morning. Good morning. What's happening? I am serving a new job, and I just wanted to call in and see if you had any advice for me.

Oh, man. If there's one thing I do have, it is advice. Woo-wee. So you have a new job. I'm a long-time listener and first-time caller. Hey, look at that. Yeah. Hey, boys.

Cheer up. Puff up. Woo! Ding! Thank you very much. There you go. She deserves that. Yes, she does.

Long time, listener. All right, so what kind of job you have? It's a bank job, but I work in, like, the operations, so it's like the back office work. And you just started? Yes. And what kind of advice would you like? Because I have all kinds. So I've been doing it for a while now.

Just a new company. and I don't know. I just always hear the great advice that you have forever got to me and I just kind of wanted to get pumped up this morning. Okay, you got it. Here's my advice to you. Anyone that's starting a new job, here's the advice. When you go in, it feels like everything's moving around at 1,000 miles an hour

because you have no idea what's going on. It's not your system. So my advice is not to try to do too much too quickly because you'll end up screwing something up and they'll know you for that more than they will, the new person. Because I know me when I go into a new environment, it's like, oh, I don't know anything's happening around me right. now but what I want to do is do a lot to make up for the fact that I'm new when

actually you should just sit back and watch for a bit because you'll be able to get in the group quicker good advice thank you very much I appreciate I take pride of my advice that's pretty good thank you thank you yeah take breakfast to all your new co-workers well that's a different angle too but I'm more on the productivity side okay I'm more on the make friends yeah yeah so there you go there's two pieces of advice you ask for one you got two how about that thank you yeah how about that how about that well I hope your first day at work is awesome and thanks for listening to the show.

Thank you. You too. All right. Thank you. How early should she get there? Oh, don't be late on the first day. Yeah. But you know I get there too early, right? No. I'll wait for the doors to open. Do I do that at a restaurant sometimes? It'll be a five o'clock open and I'm just standing at the door and I know the guy's

annoyed by me just staring in the window like, come on, open the door. I've done that with you. It's pretty annoying. And as soon as they unlock it, I grab it and walk in. Which isn't the plan whenever you open a restaurant. You unlock it, you go behind the bar, and you just wait for the thing to open. But now me, open it. Hello, everybody! People are still wiping tables.

Where should I sit? I'm ready to order. Can I get the check? Yeah, I have all the things going at once. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Luke Bryan announced his farm tour this year and he's going to do six dates. It'll all start September 27th in Ohio and run into October ending in

Georgia. If you want details, you can grab them at Lukebrien.com. So this is not a shocker, but Solo, a Star Wars story, was number one at the box office over Memorial Day weekend. However, it performed well below expectations, only making $103 million over the four-day weekend. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Back in January, Rebecca and Don welcome their first son to the world. Noah was born weighing only one pound. He was 18 weeks premature, and they didn't know if he was going to make it. After 132 days in the NICU, they're taking Noah home. Wow. One pound.

That's what I thought, too. One pound. Yeah, I like preaching one tiny little pounds. So what's the deal? They said she just went into early labor. It was having complications. They delivered the baby, and it's very rare for a baby that young to survive. Usually they're born between 29 and 33 weeks if they're premature,

but they were seven weeks before that. Wow. Two of Amy's friends met in the NICU. Yeah, they got married. Yeah, they were later in life they were reunited. Really? And when their parents started talking. Oh, yes, this is amazing.

Go ahead. They were side by side. Yeah, so she was my roommate. And so in college, she met her boyfriend. They started dating. And then they realized they were both in the same NICU unit as babies. That would be fake. No, it's true.

Amy claims that's real. And she claims that she has a friend that had a baby that didn't know she was Another friend from college after we graduated, she just went to the bathroom one day and had a baby. She had no idea if she was pregnant. And she lived across the street from her parents. And she said she delivered it herself in her bathroom. And then she carried the baby to her mom's house and her mom drove her to the hospital. And in all these stories, apparently she had a deep set uterus.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my name of college. Oh, deep set uterus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This story comes us from Albany, New York. A 28-year-old woman was arrested after she went to McDonald's and she thought the service was a little slow. She left, got in her car, drove up to the drive-thru, pulled a gun out and said, Listen, you need to get it together.

I don't want to have to use this. That's crazy. Why would she go get in the car and drive-thru? You can just get it and walk back in. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. There's no need for guns in that situation. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, that's nuts. So wait, she pulls the gun at the drive-thru. It says you need to pick up the service. You're a little slow. Did they pick up the service at least? No, she drove off without any food, but they arrested her a couple blocks later. She didn't even get the food? No.

We're looking at all the wrong things, except for her doing the stupid thing of getting the gun. But yeah, that's crazy. And you know what? Here's the thing. She has a gun and she's not mentally competent, obviously. Because someone, a responsible gun owner, doesn't go get the gun and pull up to a drive-thru. That makes responsible gun owners, like myself, look bad. All right, is that at lunch?

I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Come on, Bobby Bones show. Mr. Bobby Bones. Yeah, welcome back. Morning studio. Morning. Yeah, I was reading this story. Well, I got a lot to talk about today.

We've been gone for a few days. This kid who dropped out of college thought it'd be a funny prank to put on the cap and gown. And he did, and he walked all through the graduation, went up and got a diploma, never got caught, walked off. How did he? I mean, okay, so how do you go up and get a diploma?

Like, whose name was he under? Doesn't matter? He just walked up and they just said a name and he took the diploma and walked off. Genius. It was a Missouri State University. He never even attended the school. He pulled off the prank without getting caught. He bought a cap and gown, snuck into the graduation, sat there, walked up, grabbed one and said, peace out, walked out.

How about that? That sounds like sitting at lunchbox I like. Yeah, that's funny. That's very creative, except we had to sit through a two-hour graduation. That's annoying. Yeah, that is annoying, huh? Yeah. Amy's kids are out of school, too.

I guess today's the first day, really, that they've been out of school or why? Yeah, I mean, it's pretty crazy. So I've got summer for about a week. Do they understand what summer is? No. I mean, I guess they get it. Their teachers have been telling them about it, so sure. But have they experienced a full summer before?

No. Do they know what it's like to go on a family vacation? No, but we do have one coming up later in the summer. You do? Trying to explain it to him, yeah. Oh, well, good for you. Where are you going to go, you know yet? Colorado.

Oh, they haven't been there yet, huh? No, no. We'll go see family and have. hang out and that'd be fun hike and raft and fish and do all that

see the story about that guy that climbed up and saved that baby no okay so it was on the internet first and now it's all over

the news but he is this in France and there's a baby hanging off a balcony because the dad was playing Pokemon Go him went to the grocery store

the baby's a toddler hanging off a balcony this 22 year old dude sees it climbs up five stories on the outside and look at this video Wow, that's, okay, wow, that's crazy. Oh, my goodness.

The baby's hanging there. The baby's hanging there. Yeah. And then basically Spider-Man arrives. He's spider man and climbs up the outside of the building. Yeah, well, put it up at Bobbybones.com. He arrived in France a few months ago, wanted to be in the country, and the president expedited his citizenship.

And so he's going to be a citizen, got him a job. Wow. He climbs that thing like a gymnast. Totally. It's crazy and saves a baby. And the guy at the, like, the apartment. apartment next door, there's a wall in the middle. He can't quite reach over and grab the baby, but he's trying. Okay. I see him from the ground and climbs up like five stories. Isn't that crazy? And then rescues the baby? Yeah, no, that is.

Yep. So there's that. I have a story that Amy brought to me. She was having dinner at a restaurant. She sees the waitress take the bread and go to another table and just drop the bread off over there. Yeah. Well, I want to tell you the story. Hold on. We're going to come back because I'll wait at tables for a long time. but the scenario is Amy's sitting there having dinner She has a basket full of bread They don't eat the bread But she sees the waitress take their bread And just drop it off at another table

Oh, M.G. Yeah. She didn't even fake it Like go to the kitchen, turn around, come back. That's what we were told to do. It's fake it. So walk me through this. You're having dinner.

Oh yeah, so my husband and I don't really eat bread Pretty much. It comes the baskets out on the table And we do what we can to avoid it. So no bread gets touched at all whatsoever And I guess our waitress noticed that we didn't touch it. Or maybe she didn't care if we touched it. But all the rolls were still there.

And then when it was time for our table to be cleared, we were still waiting because my husband used the restroom and then he came back out. So you finished the meal. Yeah, so we're up from the table. Like, we're gone, essentially, right? Okay. So we look over and see that our table's being cleared, but she just grabs it and has a new table being sat. And she just sits our basket of bread on this dude's table. And they dive right in.

And I'm like, yeah, go for that bread. We didn't touch it. So you're all good. Yeah, but how do you know the people before you didn't touch it? Exactly. I was like, how many times you know that like hands weren't all over it? I mean, we didn't. But now I don't know what's on that bread.

Meredith and Austin? Yes. Same thing? Yeah, it was in New Orleans this weekend. And they, I was actually still sitting at the table, though. So they just grabbed our bread. and because I was like, oh, you brought a extra bread, we don't need it, thank you, and they took it to someone else's table.

So the rule is, you can't fake it. I wait a table forever. And not only do we fake it and take, we were instructed to do this. I'm a germaphobe. If my job didn't depend on it, I wouldn't have. I was broke, too, so I was keeping my job. First and foremost, keep the job. You had to do what you had to do.

Secondly, worry about people, but keep the job. And so what you do is you take it in the back, and if it's a full role, you put it back in. But here's the part that I've shared before, that was disgusting, was we would take rolls and they said just cut around the part they'd been eaten off of and break it up and we'll make it into croutines. No.

Yeah. That's so gross. I know, but you have to at least take it in the back and rearrange it. We're like, she's got to at least take the basket, do a lap in the kitchen and be like, and then swing open the doors and be like, new bread, hey guys.

No, I guess she was just busy. Didn't have time for that. Tiffany and Virginia, good morning. Good morning. How are you? We're good. What's going on with you? Tell me about this. Like a week to go and I wanted sweet tea. Louis just brought me unsweet tea.

So when I told her about it, she takes up my cup, takes my straw out, throws the straw on the floor, and then dropped the cup off at a different table. Oh. Oh, she just took that unsweet tea and put it somewhere else. Yes. Yeah, you got to let's walk to the doors that swing? Yeah. Let them swing and stop and then walk back out. You don't even have to go in and do anything.

Just walk in. They swing. and then you just sit, let them stop, then walk back out. Well, because obviously she had to use the straw and sip it to taste that it was like sweet or unsweet. So you'd already drinking out of it and then she gave it to someone else? Yeah. Oh, man. See, let me mention this too.

Not just at restaurants, but anywhere where you're having a drink, don't touch the straw. I only want to touch my straw and not even touch the top of it, but some people will touch the top of it and put it in the drink and move it around. And I'm like, don't put your fingers on my straw. My mouth's about to go there. So true. Some places they have it down where if the straw has paper, they can peel it all off except for the top part. Yeah, they peel the bottom off first. I mean, first of all, straws, I like them, but they're bad for the environment.

So we should probably not do them anymore. But still, I like them. Hey, how about these restaurants, though, not wasting food? I mean, shout out. You know what? It's not a garden. Yeah, like, I'm paying for my own special food. Oh, okay.

Like, I get it. Props. Shout out. Yeah, shout out. Make a compost, you know, all that. Hey, Jennifer in Ohio, what's happening? Not much. I just wanted to comment on what you were saying about the food,

go on to a table and going to another one. Yeah, go ahead. I actually been waitressing for a long time now in any place that I've worked, if you take your food out and you sit it on a table, you have to throw it away. Like, you can't, like, even if it's a cheeseburger and it went to the wrong table, and they have to throw it out,

and it has to be completely remade. That's a great policy, and I agree with the policy. I'm just saying that I worked at a restaurant, and restaurants aren't printing money, so they would have us cut corners. I didn't like it. I don't like myself or what I had to do, but I understood.

At least fake it, though. Walk it back through the double doors, and then come back out again. Don't just take the bread from Amy's table and put on somebody else's table. Or don't take the tea and just go, oh, this is unsweet. This table also wanted unsweet.

Let me just take it and send it over to them. Even though you drank out of it. Yeah, that's not a dude. No, but Jennifer, that's great. I like that. Sounds like you've worked at some really amazing places. Yes, right? Yes.

I worked at some decent places for sure. What do you feel about the tip percentage? I do 25% when I go out to eat. Maybe more of my kids make a mess. Yeah, the kids is a thing. If I waited on like a six-top or eight-top and they had kids, it was a lot. It was a lot of pre-prep. It was a lot of post-cleaning and the crackers on the floor.

Oh, and when they asked her crows. Crackers. As soon as they ask the crackers, I'm like, oh, no, you can't have any crackers. That's what I'm talking about. Do you really say that? Oh, no, you don't say it, but you think it, right, Jennifer? Yes, you think it. The crackers were the bane of my existence, because here's the thing.

And Jennifer, you can back me up on this, but you have to clean up the crackers that are on the floor, but you can't sweep while there are other tables. Because that dust goes up into the air. So then you eventually have to get up and pick up the cracker crumbs. Yeah, and then we didn't have like a regular vacuum. We had like a hokey that barely picked their. everything out, so you had to like sleep it out and then he'll put up. Yep. Yep. Yeah, well, listen, uh, so you say 25% and if you have kids more. Yes. Well, I appreciate that. Lunchbox is not a good. He grimaced over there. I can't believe you tip more than 20%. They have

to earn that 20%. That's the highest I'm going. Well, being as a waitress, I earned mine. I was always pleasant and, oh, I can't say always, but most of the time, it was pleasant. So, I ran around whatever they needed they got. What about, I mean, Bobby, you served and then you now tip. Like, what's your standard? 35%. 35? Easily.

Easily. You're not joking? No. Bones, that's your minimum? If I had more money, I probably would do more, but I'm a single parent at two, so I can't afford 35%. I know, but the fact you do 25. I'm hashtag blessed right now.

You know what I mean? I'm a single guy. I got a good job. I also served for years, and I know what that's like. So because I can give, I do, at least 35. I think coming from the industry, or y'all being waiters and waitresses,

like you have a different appreciation. And it's good for you to share that with us that didn't serve. Like, I was a hostess, but. Oh, don't even get me started on hostesses. We look down at hostas, like, they don't even have a hard of work to do. Hey, don't hate on me because I never graduated up to the waitress level.

Jennifer, tell her how we feel about hostesses. They just do their job and they stay on their side. Yeah, they go walk the table, they pick out a seat. Isn't that cute? Well, you would have people sit at your table if it wasn't for me. Yeah, we would. Don't worry. I started as a hostess, so I can't say too much.

But you worked from a hostess. I started as a dishwasher, then a bus boy, then a waiter. Yeah, I've done everything. I've worked in the kitchen. I've hosted. I've done to go stuff. I've done all of it. That's what I'm talking about.

Jennifer, thank you for the call. This is a good conversation. I appreciate that. Thank you. All right. See you later. Hey, we got to do it never going to get it. So let me run you through this real quick.

Here, room, you ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? Ready? A quarter of moms say this is their go-to hiding place when they want to hide their snacks from their kids. Amy, you got two kids? A quarter of mom say this is their go-to hiding place.

It's the number one hiding place for parents. They hide snacks here. A quarter of moms say this is their go-to hiding place when they want to hide snacks from their kids. Hop on here, let's see. Hey, Eric in Alabama. Hey, how's it going? What you think it is? This is the number one answer.

a quarter of moms high, their snacks here. Where? I'm going to say it on top of the refrigerator. No, not on top of the fridge. Although it does make sense because it's probably higher than what the kids could reach. So that makes sense. But that's not it. I appreciate that.

Hey, Megan and Florida, take a shot at this. I was going to say, in the bathroom. Ugh. It's disgusting. Yeah, what's wrong with you, Megan? I'm a single mom and I've had many a breakdown where I sit on the bathroom floor or stuff in my face with the Snickers bar. But you got to hide it somewhere else.

Like, have your breakdown wherever you want. But you're hiding it in the toilet room. The poopie room. I mean, I wouldn't store my food in the house. That's what I'm saying, yeah. Yeah, hey, that's an idea. But thank you for the call. Appreciate you listening.

Appreciate you. All right, thank you. Amy? Closet. No. Eddie? Car, glove box. It's where my wife stores hers.

The car? Oh, really? All you do is when? Look at this guy. All he has a lunch. My wife has so many snacks in her glove box. Sometimes I go in there and get some. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow. Wow. And we're going to tap down. Yeah. Fire. Don't touch them. Ah, I'm hot. Yeah.

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That's not a real game But you're just on fire That's not a real game Yeah, it's not a real game It's like a preseason But still, hey, that's good man Okay, okay Hey, so here's what we're doing on Friday this week

It's already Tuesday which is crazy So but on Friday We have these retro Pimp and Joy shirts That are going up They kind of like 80s or 90s-ish Our goal And we don't keep any money from Pimp and Joy And to kind of give you the origin story of Pimp and Joy,

years, three, four years ago, right, Ann? Yeah, four. Four. So four years ago, Amy's mom had cancer, and she wanted to be able to share her story with our listeners. So Amy started to look for a Twitter handle, and you tried Judy have joy, Judy wants joy. All the joys were taken.

Yeah, she was choosing joy during her battle. So Joyful Judy taken. All the joy is all taken. So Amy picks, this one. ridiculous funny name, Judy B. Pimpin' Joy. And so, you know, listeners followed her story. Sadly, Judy passed away after her battle with cancer, but she wanted her fight to mean something and for this positivity to continue on. And so as Amy had created this, we said, hey, why don't we turn this into something? And we did. And so we found all these causes to continue helping. And again,

we don't keep any of the money from this. But as we continue with that, what we're doing on Friday of this week is we're putting these Pimp and Joy shirts up, and we're trying to buy these dogs, these... Yeah, canines for Warriors is where we're getting on, but they're service dogs for military people that have, you know, brain injury or they've got PTSD, something like that. They've been injured in some way, shape, or form, and they need these dogs, and they're extremely expensive to get.

They're really expensive. And so, and they're like $20,000 a dog if we're just telling you what it is. And we want to get some dogs, plural, would be amazing. And we also, any dog we get, they come from, most of them come from no-kill shelters, and then they train them, equip them to work with these military vets. And then we get to name the dog. So that's pretty special and cool. And then it just continues the positive message of choosing joy and spreading joy, which is what pimping joy is all about. So Friday at 10 Eastern, 9 central, 8 Mountain, 7 Pacific, all the same time, the shirt's gone sell at bobby bones.com.

But it's long sleeve, short sleeve, tanked up. Baseball tea. All Pimp and Joy. So, yeah. And the retro look, it's a brand new design. So even if you've already got some Pim and Joy stuff, this is definitely something you don't have in your closet yet. Yeah. Because we've got some dedicated listeners that are pretty awesome and they support all the various causes that we've done.

And it's just this one I'm super excited about. K-9s for Warriors. Yeah, we're trying to help some vets with some dogs. And we need your help. So Friday, that goes up. Yeah, yeah. hung up with Amy three days over the four-day weekend. That's a lot.

No, I didn't think it was enough, actually, if you're asking me. Are you on the head for a record for? Yeah, some more. Yeah, actually, I'd like to hang out. Well, what happened was I got back into town because I've been gone for like 80 months. And so I come back into town and I just text Amy and say, hey, can I come over and just hang out and see the kids? Not to do particularly anything, but just to be there. And she's like, yeah, what time?

Tell me exactly. So I can get ready for you exactly when you want to come over. And I was like, I just hang out. I'll just show up whenever. Nah, nah, nah. That's not how it works anymore, huh? Well, no, because my daughter had her hair appointment. She was getting her hair done, and then we want to make sure to be home,

and then we're supposed to be somewhere at six, all the things. Well, so I go, and I think I have for like two hours. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. And so then I say, hey, why don't you just come over to the house the next day, and you guys can get in the pool. And so we spent Saturday together at your house, Sunday together at my house, and then Monday they came back over for the big party.

Yeah, so three days in a row. I know. My cup still isn't full. Oddly, like not even oddly. Normally we spend tons of time together, but I mean, I'm not, if anything, I feel. Yeah, it makes me more. It's like a pringle. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

More days of the family. You can't stop. Once you pop, you can't stop. Amy posted a picture on her Instagram of like her whole family with me. It was like her husband, the two kids and me. And I was like, I'm that guy. Yeah. What do you mean you're that guy?

What does that mean, clarify? I've always been the third will. I'm like totally the fifth wheel. And it's not even like at dinner at Olive Garden. I'm the fifth wheel at life. Yeah, everywhere. A lot of the comments were like, oh, beautiful family. And Bobby.

No, they were including a minute. They were like, that one's a framer for the house for sure. Yeah. But we spent a lot of time together this weekend. It was good. I loved it. Amy's daughter likes this song. Like, play that song.

So I did. Played that. Got a little speaker. Over and over. Yeah. Played it over. Just put it on repeat there. So, yeah, it was good, huh?

I thought it was great. I loved it. Bring it. Stay in town more. Bobby was, we were, I guess it was Sunday. Yeah. Because, yeah, it was when we were just you and then Amad and the kids and we were all in the pool. And you were just like, so, so this is what it's like to like be home on the weekend and not work and just like hang out.

I was just like, oh. And we're like, yeah. Yeah. It's pretty awesome. You should try it. It was actually I started to feel guilty yesterday evening a bit

Because you hadn't worked enough Yeah really? Yeah I wonder I wondered that Because it was a four day weekend You weren't working You enjoyed I did enjoy it

And I felt I did And there's a guilt At me enjoying life And have a swimming pool Like who would ever thought I had a swimming pool And so I was like man

I need to like re-earn this I could tell you're uncomfortable with it when you started making jokes Because he was admitting that this is It's out of his norm to just kind of chill for the weekend and hang out with people.

And then he said, you know, I'm just going to clear my calendar the rest of the year. I'm going to cancel everything so I can just hang out and enjoy life. And I was like, here come the jokes. Are you serious? No. He's joking because that's when he gets uncomfortable, he makes a joke. That's true. But, I mean, you know, you could clear a couple weekends.

I know that this year's already booked, but for 2019, like, look ahead and be like, you know what? I should pencil in a few weekends or I just do nothing, but. Chill. Yeah, if I do nothing, though, that's when. That's when you get those bills for the pool start stacking up, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, pay bills, you know what I mean? Yeah, well, hey, by the way, Eddie wants to do a morning corny.

Just so I'd throw that out there. Oh, okay. I'm sorry, Amy. Hold on. Because all you do is win, okay. No, oh, see. It's time for the good news. With Amy.

Tell me something good. So this is a cool story. A bride's getting married. However, there was crazy storms in New Orleans, and her venue was getting flooded but everyone was already seated they're at the wedding but where she was going to have to walk flood water was coming through and she just really did not want to ruin her dress so her event planners they showed up picked her up and carried her down the aisle so she could make it to the altar without getting her dress soaking wet but the wedding went on hmm what what would you

do I mean I guess I would just be like you know what this is just part of my story part of my day let's let's get a little wet yeah it's cool that they picked her up I'm sure eventually who knows what ended up happening, but they weren't going to let her get wet. Nor should they. They're getting paid to plan that event. That's true. Yeah, that's right.

They need to get wet. Compagnia, you get wet. Yep, they delivered the bride to the altar without messing up her floor length, the wedding gal. There you go. Man, if I'm the husband, though, do I go, ooh? He should have gone and picked her up.

She's kind of high maintenance. Oh, see, I'm different. I'm different. Okay, but that is a good story. That was tell me something good. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. So have you seen where Prince Harry and Megan Markle are spending their honeymoon?

Yeah, isn't it somewhere cold? It's in Canada. Yeah. Yeah. They're in Alberta. They're at a resort. I mean, but imagine if you're also at this resort. Oh, you're not.

You're not. I bet you they shut that thing down. What? It's 6,000 square feet. I bet you. They're cabin. There's no one close to them. There may be people in the outside.

Oh, gotcha. So they're in their own little private cabin far, far away. And I read the thing that they couldn't tell anyone where they were going beforehand. They had to move it three times because if someone found out ahead of time, it interfered with security, and they'd have to move their entire honeymoon. That was the fourth one, I think they booked. Wow. Dang.

Pretty cool, though. I was just thinking, well, they're at some family fun resort in Canada. Amy thinks they're in the Ramada at the pool, with all the families. That's totally not what I had in my head. But oh well, yeah. So, fun for them. So Scott McCreary, good thing about him, he's like a man of his word. He told his band, like, seven years ago, if I ever get a number one,

I'm going to take y'all to my favorite restaurant in Raleigh, North Carolina. Well, about a month ago, he got a number one for his song, five more minutes. And this weekend, they finally went to celebrate. And that's what he did. He took his entire band to his favorite restaurant in Raleigh. He pay? Yes, of course. And we're going Dutch.

Everybody's, yeah, pay for yourself. But no. That's awesome. We all need to go, Bobby, we all need to go, like, do a... We just had a pool party with everybody from the show. What are you talking about? With a lot of food and drinks. Yes, all the things. In a pool.

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about it, and I mean, I want people to laugh, so I think you could do it today. She's not making eye contact with me, Bon. Are you willing to give it up? Today? It just sets a bad precedent. What do you mean? I mean, sometimes I've let lunchbox do it.

Not let. Usually he takes it and wins. Uh-oh. I don't want to win. Well, all you do is win, though. I know. Well, so is this a competition? Well, let's just see.

Is this, isn't life? Wait, Bobby, is there a chance to keep... Find your best morning corner. No, I don't want to corny off. We're going to corny off. No, no. Wow. Oh, man, I had a new one today.

My one today is another level because you have to be smart to understand this. Smart. Are you willing to go corny off against Eddie's challenging you? Have you seen Black Panther? Oh, yeah, the challenge on Black Panther. No, I didn't know this was a challenge. I was willing to let him enjoy today, but I didn't know this was like to try to take it from me. Well, he just wants to take it this week.

The whole week. The whole week. So we'll... All right. I wasn't prepared for that. I'll give you a song to find the best corny you can possibly find. Man, I really like today's... Use it.

No, because I don't know that it would win. Because again, some people might not get it. And Amy, just a heads up. Mine's really, really good. What's the theme? There's no theme. Corny off in three minutes. Amy, it's her morning corny.

Eddie's challenge to have it for the week. So Amy, you're going to go first. Okay? Because Eddie just thinks his is so good. I don't even know what his is, but Amy, you're first. Ready? Oh, man. The morning corny.

What do you call the Pope the morning after his last day? What do you call the Pope? The morning after his last day. Ex-Bedededict. Got it. Get it? It's not bad. That's not bad.

That's funny. Like eggs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. solid. The morning after? And he's Pope Benedict. You get it, get it.

You think yours is awesome. Way better. Yeah? Way better than that one. Okay. The morning corny. Hey, did you hear about the hokey pokey addict? No, I didn't hear about the hokey pokey attic.

Don't worry. He turned himself around. I heard that one. No, I've never heard that. That's it. That one. That one. That's good.

Turned himself around. Now I get it. Yeah. I get it. Like, like, literally just. I tried that one a minute ago. I didn't even L.O.L. Okay, okay. Listen. I have one. It's just not, I'm another one. It's just not appropriate. Let's go to Quiet Mike.

Quiet Mike, aka Mike D. A.k.a. Mikey likes it. Who would you give the win to over there? You got to give it to Eddie. Oh, I got to say Amy. Morgan number two. Who would you give the win to? I got to go with Amy on this one. Wow. Yeah. You know the hokey pokey?

Lunch Fox? I'm the deciding vote. Oh. Yeah. Okay, but he really liked mine. Yeah, and lunchbox is Catholic too, so let's not go to him. Okay, okay. I vote Eddie.

Lunchbox, go ahead. I'll vote Amy. Okay. Of course you do. Hey. No, Eddie. Remen. Hers was better.

Who does it? You're the deciding vote. Eddie all the way. Eddie all the way. There he is. That's the way. Only does is win. Eddie, you have the morning point in the rest of the week.

Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. What? The whole week? It's only three more days. Amy, I didn't mean a disrespect. like that. I'm so sorry. Except you did. Dang.

I got a lot of messages about the party yesterday. They were watching on my Insta story. If you guys want to call and you have, you can't. We'll talk about it next. What? What's happening? What are you laughing at? I just put my morning corny up on Twitter and I hashtag the morning after instead of the morning corny.

The morning after. Leave it. Maybe. What? What's wrong with you? Because I don't mind I got to delete that

Tomorrow You got to battle it out Yeah For part due We battle again I thought he just got it Nah The corny off part due

Oh my gosh And we'll see if Eddie Can take it again tomorrow Good? Good? And he just mentioned to me too He wants to start doing the bonehead He got a really good bonehead

He got a really good Tomorrow If you want to try the 30 seconds Skinny And tell me something good I want to do What 39 year olds Yeah

That's okay What did 39 What did 39 What do you do? What's your 39-year-olds Yeah For back pain, guys There's a new

I mean That can be something good And these are I'm not Okay I had a bunch of friends over yesterday It's really the first time Since I moved

That everybody came over And I have a swimming pool Which is crazy to me And I said, hey, everybody Come over And Ronnie's on by the way Hey Ronnie in Nashville Hey

Hey, thanks for calling What do you want to ask? So, did you have anxiety when people were over more than 30 minutes? No, I wondered why if the party started at noon, people didn't get there until 1. It said noon on the text. So, no, no anxiety. As a matter of fact, the party didn't even get started really until, like, after 2, because it's when everybody started to get there.

And, you know, and it went into, it was from noon to 5, at about 4.30, we started shutting it down. And it briefly rained, but then it stopped, and it was great for the rest of the time. Yeah. So no anxiety because people was there. The anxiety was a bit, well, they come. Like, what people actually show up? I have a bad part. I told you had a birthday party at the old gym in Mountain Pine.

Rented the gym out. Oh, yeah. Roller skates, nobody came. I pay $25 to rent the gym out for my birthday. I think I was 10, 12 maybe. And then I've got brooms and volleyball to play hockey with the skates. And nobody came to my birthday party. I had to pay for my own birthday party.

And then nobody came. It was terrible. So my anxiety was at 9 a.m. going, I wonder if anyone's going to come. And so, but they did. There were like 50 people there overall. So, and then, yeah, no anxiety once it got started. It was good. Thank you, Ronnie. Oh, no, you're welcome. I'm so glad you had a good time. Thank you very much. You know, on my Instagram, there's me riding this water bowl.

It's like a mechanical bull, but it goes in the water. But a float. Yeah. Yeah. People have looked at that 143,000 times. What is fascinating? They must like that. I know. They must be rodeo fans.

Yeah. Clearly. I got to call from the PBR maybe again. Hey, Danielle Missouri. Hey. What's happening? Good morning. Thank you for calling.

Yeah. This is actually my first time you need to talk to you over the phone. Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that. What do you want to ask? So where did you get the bowl, first of all? Oh, so the bull was a gift from my friend Megan, and she came over. I guess she bought it a couple weeks ago.

Yeah, I think she ordered it on Amazon. And it's this big mechanical bull, except it goes on the water. And it's hard to get on, and it's even harder to ride. So I got on, and they started grabbing the side of it, and you shake it, and you try to hang on to the bull. And so, yeah, it was pretty fun. It's fun. That is amazing. I have never watched it.

It's the story of a pool party and ever been so jealous in my whole life. Oh, thanks. Because it wasn't crazy. It wasn't like everybody was just, like, going nuts. It was just a good. We had a DJ. The DJ was amazing. The DJ was good.

DJ Aaron. Yeah. Eddie was cooking his brains out. There's a reason Eddie's the grill king. Yeah. I'm glad you guys liked it. I got a lot of good feedback. Did you?

Yeah. Feedback. A little feedback from you guys. The toilet broke. Yeah, what happened with that? I don't know. Okay. Gator or station program, he goes, hey man, the toilet's plugged up.

Oh, he's the one that told you? Yeah, so I think he did it. Probably he did it, yeah. Okay, well, so I went, what do you mean plugged up? Like with poop? And he was like, no, with, like, toilet paper, a ton of toilet paper. So I went in and to be fair He put the bag on his hand

And went in and pulled the toilet paper out Oh that's not bad So makes me really think he did it For sure But then my toilet's broken broken So I have to call someone to fix it There were only a couple things that got broken yesterday The toilet

A light A light Did you tell Amy? No I'm told Amy So you can't really see my driveway at night So there are lights to show you Like where to pull in Yeah they've you know

They line along the driveway Oh interesting Tell me more And my wife was just backing up Oh, was your wife? Crunch, crunch, crunch. Okay, yeah. Everyone thought it was the DJ.

Oh. And so they were like, ooh, awkward, but then it was Eddie's wife. And the first thing I told my wife was like, why did you tell anyone? Just go, go, go, like, get out. That's not nice. But she didn't. She's too honest. Okay, as long as it was her, I thought Eddie's about to say he hid it.

No. Okay, now y'all can't make fun of me anymore. No, we can, though. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so sorry about that, but I was just to let me know what the damage is. Hey, all worth it, though? A toilet and a light?

That's it? A toilet? I mean, it was so much fun, if that's all the damage. Eddie was given all the beer because we had so much leftover beer. Yeah, you guys were terrible. You didn't drink any of the beer, so I took it all home. Yeah, you took boxes and boxes and boxes. And some rosé all day, Amy.

Oh, rosé frosay all day? People were putting that on their snow cones. Yeah. They were. I had to make sure my daughter was like sticking with the sizurup. Wait, what? Cizurip's one thing, syrup's another. So syrup is supposed to be mixed in with the ice and, like, do a whole thing.

That's a snow cone. Yeah, snow cone. But my daughter at one point had a cup just full of syrup and was drinking it. Oh, not even with ice. Yes. And I was like, no, no, no, no. We need to dilute that. That's fine.

Something else. Please. I rented a snow cone machine. It was pretty cool. It got used a bit. If it were really hot, it would have been crushed. People would have killed it. But it was a hit.

Yeah, you just take ice and you put it in and go brr. Oh, that was one of my kids' favorite parts. Pizza, pool, and snow cones in that order. Pizza, pool, snow cones. Yeah, and I was like, well, guess what, kids? We can have pizza at our house anytime. We're cool. And then I was like, shoot, Bobby has the pool.

And then I was like, mm, nobody has a snow cone machine. But the DJ was pretty legit. My kids couldn't stop talking about the DJ. Yeah. They were like, he was playing all the jams. All the jams. All the jails. He really was good, and he was so tall.

I thought he was standing on a box. And then he came over to get some food. And I was like, I literally thought behind his little booth, he was standing on a box because he was that tall. Yeah, he's probably six, seven or so. Yeah. DJ Aaron. crushed it. He did.

He crushed it. And so I thought it was a good, good party. Yeah, thank you so much. Like, it was fun. I was thinking, what would we have done if you hadn't had a party? And I don't know, probably nothing. We wouldn't have had that much fun. No, we would have had.

Whatever we were doing, not even close. We just had the pizza. There were a lot of kids, though. Yeah. Not though. There were a lot of kids. How did you feel about that? Because we're at that point in life where that's just part of the.

You're at that point in life. No, we are. You're in the age. We're all kind of there, you know. No, no. I mean, you guys are. Yeah, no, that's what we mean. Like, we're all kind of there.

I mean, I don't care, whatever. I mean, it got a little intense because there were a lot of kids. There were Amy's two. Walker Hayes. Walker Hayes had six kids there. Low cash. Low cash. Preston brought one.

Gator had three. Yeah. Man, we started to add it up. There were a bunch of. Gators too. Gators too. I was counting him. He brought my toilet.

So, yeah, it was fine. Okay. I was looking around at one point and I was like, I wonder if Bobby's like, this is my life? I just didn't want anyone, no, I guess if they were my kids, that would be different. This is my life. I felt like it's a good, I felt like to pull equalize everything. I agree. All the kids were having fun.

And all six of Walker Hays's kids were great. They were behaved appropriately. All of all ages. Pretty amazing. Yes. We're six people and we can't behave properly. Correct. They're all kids.

Agree. So yeah, nobody got hurt. That was a big deal to me. Like, nobody fell. Nobody cried. You know what made me sick? Like, really. And I love Walker.

He's a great dude and everything, but he's got six kids and the opposite of a dad bought. I'm like, dude. Oh, yeah, he's ripped. Come on, man. You didn't happen to watch The Bachelorette last night, did you? Totally did not. I did. I happened to.

Yeah, my husband was not into that. I kind of thought about it because I saw you live Instastoring it. And I was like, this actually looks good. And my husband's like, nope. So Becca's back, right? Becca's back. Listen, what are you talking about? I didn't watch any of it last season.

But there were two games on in The Bachelorette. A little overlay. Yeah, playoff games. Like big games. Like big basketball games. I'm just saying. I'm a much bigger sports fan than you are. I get it.

It's damn the cups going on. Don't be sports judging me. Okay. So, I'm watching this Bachelorette last night. They got a guy in a chicken suit. Yeah, well, okay. I have so many questions. Go ahead.

Ask me a question. Why was he in the chicken suit? Because he's trying to be funny. Okay, so that's how he's going to get the girl. This is first impressions? Yeah. Yes. She ended up loving the dude that showed up in the minivan.

He drove up and she gave him the first rose. Oh, I got so many thoughts about this. Anybody else watch a Bachelorette? No. Nobody watched a bachelor's? Oh, boy. I was watching sports. I know, I was watching the Celtics.

No, you weren't. The Rockets and Warriors were playing last night. Hold on. Dang it. I didn't particularly mean to watch The Bachelorette, but it was on ABC. And I was like, let me see what this is. And I get so caught. When this show comes on, I'm into it.

That's why I stay away from it. I can't even I had one drink of a soda yesterday. Had the whole soda. Right. I haven't had a soda in years. Luckily, I need old pizza. First pizza I had yesterday in like eight months. So I'm watching The Bachelor up.

And this Jake dude, they sent him home. But back it goes, hey, we used to run in the same circles back in Minneapolis. And Jake goes, yeah. She goes, but you never liked me then. And he's like, so I do now. He goes, I was in a different place. She's like, I think I need to send you home. And the room's like, oh.

And so she sent him home because he never tried with her before. Now she's on TV. Yeah, oh yeah. But no, but still, she's on the show the same reason he is to get famous. No, to find love. I'll stop it. I'm not 100% comfortable with just knowing that we've met multiple times in the past and just not really having any interest.

Do you know that I have one conscious recollection of meeting you? Yeah, no, and I get that, but we have met many times before. and I think... No, I understand that you only remember me once, but the producers are telling me to kick you off the show. So you gotta go. I would just constantly question your intentions here. Last night they kept talking about,

is someone so here for the right reasons? And so what I said was the right reasons, as long as you're there to kill somebody, that's the right reason. You've got to get famous, or to push your job, there to find love. All those reasons are acceptable on that show. That's what everyone's doing.

That's what they're doing. He's like, you're here for the right reasons. Like, if you're not trying to murder me, that's, you're okay. We're clear. You're here for the right reasons. Here's David dressed up a chicken McCaw! Oh boy.

I don't get it. He was in a big yellow chicken costume the whole night. McCaw! McCaw! Beca! Beca! Beca! Beca! Beca! Beca! Get it? Now I get it. Hi! I'm David. David, nice to meet you. Can I hug all this?

Absolutely. You really got my name down. Like, I'm not here to ruffle feathers. It's like the morning corny special. I actually like this guy. Hopefully we can build an excellent relationship. I get it. I get it.

Throughout this time here, I'll see you in the henhouse. Sounds good. The crazy thing about this dude is he was really good looking. Really? Okay, so Amy has a personality? You put a chicken suit on me and you're like, I get it. That's why I wore my big glasses. I wear big dopey glasses because I don't feel like I'm not good looking.

It gives me a bit of a Batman mask to hide behind. I mean, I also can't see. But this guy should. shows up my chicken suit. He's like a male model. Did he get a rose? Yeah. So he stayed. I don't even know if he got a rose but I can guarantee he got a rose based on that. At the end she was

given out the final roses and he was one of the last ones and I like, I did that. I was like yeah. Wow. What do you think the odds are this guy winning at all? None. None. None. There are two people that aren't going to win the whole thing. Chicken guy. Okay. And then the snitch.

Because this one dude, the snitch may have went home last night. I'm not sure. What about many? dude. No, minivan got the first rows. She was like, you get the free rows. You don't have to go to the ceremony.

Wow. Yeah. So the snitch dude goes, and I can't remember if you got cut last night. Because they all look to the same. They're all like too good looking. They got a little too much product in their hair.

I'm just a little too jealous of everything they have. They're all ugly. So this dude goes, Hey, man, I want to tell you that this Chase is not here for the right reasons. And so then he goes and confronts Chase Like Chris confronts Chase

And all their names are like Chris and Chase And Evan Chaz Chad and Chad and Razz No Bobby's, no eddies No lunchbox is in there None of that In no shape No form are we in it

We're not represented at all Damn I want to be a chase Yeah So here's Chris confronting Chase Because you know the two dudes want to go at The night of the after the final row ceremony like right when you walked across the stage. Yeah.

All right, I got a text to one of your exes. Danielle, she went on saying like, Chase is not there for the right reason. And I was like, hey, man, that's definitely weird. I think Danielle's a great girl, but that was a long, long time ago. She was someone who I only. So they had this whole thing, and the guy that was,

I mean, they all look the same. I don't know. I'm trying to think of who went home. The chicken guy made it. So I'm wondering, why? The football player made it that used to date the Maroni Olympian. She's watching the show and she finds out, you know, the gold medalist? She's one of the five.

She tweets out during the, you don't know, you just said, okay. I have a question about the minivan. Go ahead. So, does he have a kid? So does he have kids or what? I think he's willing to have kids. That's why he drove the minivan. Oh, I get it.

That's cute. Because she, just beckle on a lot of kids? I think she wants to be an adult. All right. She seems cool, though. Would you date her? Yeah, I think so. I'd date anybody at this point.

Hello. Anyone out there? Hello. It's me. It's me you're looking for. Yeah, I need to give me a chicken suit, apparently. Apparently, yes. See how that works out for you.

Chicken suit and a minivan. Dang. What if that's like your thing? No, the minivan thing I get, like, what if you do that? That doesn't work in real life, I don't think. It's like, hey, why are you driving that? I'm just like, well, I just hope to have a bunch of kids one day. Yeah, okay.

What's the girl's name? It's like your house. Kayla Maroney or something. Let me see. She was like the whole Olympic Gold Medal team. She's watching the show and she tweets out. That's my ex-boyfriend on the show.

She finds out she's watching it. That's funny. Yeah. Michaela Maroney. You'll know her when you see her face. Yeah, I remember her. So, yeah, there you go. I did the whole recap on Instagram as I was watching it.

Do you think you're going back for more next week? I think probably. Okay. If I'm at the TV. If you're into it, maybe I'll try to get into it just so we can like converse about it. I just get so jealous about it. Like I watch these guys and they're all younger and better looking and rich. Yeah.

And so I get jealous. You don't know that they're rich. No. No, some of them, some of them they may come off that way, but I doubt it. They're probably like, what do they call those like, um, oh. $25,000 all year millionaires? That's it. That's the saying.

I was thinking like pyramid schemers. No. No, they like, they have like a, like a Bernie made up. Hi, I'm Bernie. They have like a modest salary, but they live. He's got shackled on his life. His title too is like pyramid schemer. Some of them I swear they think they make up jobs.

One of the guys that Cologne is sewer, which he. He sells Cologne? Another guy is a social media participant. Oh, that means he has an account. Right, it's not even that he has a Twitter account. Like has a business or is it like a manager of other people, social media account? He's the social media participant. That's funny.

Yeah. That show puts me in a bad place in my heart, though. Really? Yeah, again, I just watch it and get jealous the whole time. I did get invited to do that show a long time ago. Oh, yeah. Not to be the main guy, but to be one of the guys, I just knew I was going to get cut early. Who wants to get cut early?

And that was before they started doing stunts upon arrival. I'd have probably done a stunt, though, without their help. Yeah, you are that forward thinking. Like off the dome right now. Like what would you? A duck suit. Quack. No.

Yeah, you have to think of something really, really good that stands out. I'd probably show. I'd probably, you'd probably write a poem. Oh, I thought he said a pony. Oh, that'd be cool, too. I'd ride a pony. Gallop in on a horse. Well, anyway, that happened.

That happened. I watched it. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Police in Illinois were raising money for the Special Olympics at a charity event. This guy came by. Say, I'd like to give a donation.

It was to the cop on a rooftop event where police officers sit on the roof of Dunkin' Donuts and ask for donations. So the guy drives up and he says, yeah. And he put eight $100 bills in the donation jar. Wow. And so they're like, whoa, that was a lot. While he was in the shop, he goes, oh, I should do more. he comes out, writes a check for $25,000 What?

Puts it in there, gets in his car, and drives off. They don't know who it is. But he said he wanted to help the Special Olympics and respect to police, which I love. He did that. Because both are awesome. Yes. Both are awesome.

Man, by the way, shout out to our men in blue. You know, and you read those stories and you go, man, I wish I had $25,000 to donate. It's not even about that. Yeah, but it's about finding ways to be awesome. That's exactly it. You don't have to have money to be awesome. That's right.

You don't have to have money to be awesome. Thank you. There you go. That's good news. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Do you see the story where Prince Harry called his ex-girlfriend the night before their marriage and they all cried?

Yeah, I mean, that's basically all I know. It was that there was an emotional phone call made. That's what it says, an emotional call. The day before the wedding, she was in tears, they just sound like trouble to me. It feels like anyway they wanted them to get married because they're in the 30s. Can't have them all. gallivating about, whatever that word is. Galavanting?

No, galavatin. Whatever. I don't know. Gallivanting, sure. I don't know. Well... He can't be 33 in a prince. He needs to have kids. Yeah. It's put a ring on it. So he's calling her the night before. She comes to the wedding.

They're crying. Are they crying the day before a wedding? Well, because... That's a bad sign, right? Ominus? You probably don't want to start the marriage like that. Yeah, but she's like, I could have been a princess. But she could have. But she wasn't. They broke up.

Yeah. But they were on and off again. That's trouble, too. When you see a couple that's on and off again, and then you hop in that spot in the middle, ooh, that's a tough one. I've been there before. Have you?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I've been there where I jumped in that off period and it wasn't good because they got back on. Oh, man. I know. I know, I know. Yeah, Prince Harry and ex-girlfriend Chelsea Davy had an emotional call before. Why are you having an emotional call?

If you're over it? Yeah. Why are you having emotions? Was Megan on the call? No, because she wasn't. Yeah, why would even call her? That was my whole point. It's weird.

I don't know. It's probably some royal custom. And then she got upset she wasn't, it wasn't a royal custom. And she got upset that she wasn't invited to the super private ceremony, only the major one. I don't know what's happening. They're probably still. No. You think they're still in contact?

Prince Charles had a side chick all time. I don't know what was going on with Prince Charles and Diana. That whole thing was weird. And on the crown, that sister too had her thing going to. Yeah. Hey, that's what people do, man. It's the thing. It's the thing.

By the way, Raymond, apparently, our audio producer, is best friends with Sam Hunt's brother now? And so, is that true or no? Yeah, we've been talking on Instagram a little bit. His name's Van. He's a pretty cool dude, and I think that we have pretty similar personalities. And I was just thinking, man, next thing you know, we're chilling at his place and Sam comes over. And we're all just hanging out. So this is in your mind.

You're a stalker. You're what the kids call a stand for Sam Hunt. Yeah. Well, he saw my comments on Sam Hunt's page, and I think that's probably what. got us started talking. And now we've been DM in and joking back and forth. I'm like, man, what do you think about sports? And I was Nashville.

What do you think about sports? I like sports. Hey, man. How about that weather, huh? Wait, so you're a Sam Hunt super fan. Right. So now you're friends with Sam Hunt's brother. Right.

He made some comment and said something like, oh, your brother's with Sam Hunt. Well, you must be brothers with me then. And I'm like, yeah, we're all going to hang out, dude. He's got a girlfriend. I got a girlfriend. I mean, this could be a huge house party, all this is just hanging out, partying. Sam shows up and plays. Okay.

Now Sam is showing up and playing. Right. Not just showing up. Sam walked. In your dream scenario, Raymond, what happened? You're there with Sam's brother. Yeah, we're playing video games. Okay.

You in Van are playing video games. And I think he drinks beer and stuff, so we're probably chilling, having a couple. And then Sam walks in the door. How does he walk in? Like, is he behind you? I guess. He comes over the couch. Yeah.

And he just starts playing. And we're just chilling. all in the living room, all of us just hanging out, and Sam's playing a song. Playing songs? Okay. Playing a song, not video games. Okay, honestly. So he grabs an acoustic. Yeah. And then what does he play in your mind? What song? Downtown's dead. Oh, yeah, that's your jam? Just hits it. What do you think you guys would talk about? You and Sam? You got a lot in common. We're both athletes, both like to work out. He kind of likes

the country. I'm from the country, so I like to hunt and do all that kind of stuff. Yeah. Shoot some bow and arrows. You want to go play horse, play some basketball? Whatever. I'm down. Football? Does Sam's brother know that you're infatuated with Sam? Yeah, he saw that I was commenting on his pictures and probably thought that was funny. And then we have the same wit,

and we like ripping all a little bit and making it, you know, tasteful, but at the same time, you're kind of jabbing. It's buddy talk, you know, it's in the wait room, and that's exactly what we were doing. The wet room on Instagram. What's wrong with this guy? But I haven't really furthered it.

He had some business stuff going on, so I wanted to give him a couple days. It seems like he's traveling around for business. Van. Sam's brother, Van. Van. Yeah, van. They're trying to launch some product. I'm still trying to figure out what it is, but then I'm going to message him more when he's back in town to hang out. Why? How this? It's all vague. That's the last message I sent him. What product?

Ain't it responded? I haven't checked it yet. Oh, wait. Is it some sort of like, doesn't he do the hydration? That's what I've heard. It's like revived something. So I wanted to know exactly. Maybe I can try it. Oh, yeah. And maybe talk about it on the show. It becomes a sponsor. And then it's just a big deal thing. Interesting. But it's just the preliminary stages right now. Who's your favorite female actress, like hottest in your mind? Like the one, like if you had a hall pass?

Probably Kate Upton. Okay. So if you had the option to sit on the couch and Sam Hunt play guitar and sing while you're playing video games, or Kate Upton walks in in a bikini and brings you pizza. Oh, wow. Which would you rather have? For sure, chilling with Sam Hunt's brother playing video games. Easily?

Yes. Girls won't buy your friends say hi And he's right Night he might as well Did Sam say anything to you Away from the studio When he was walking out about you? No

He didn't make a comment We gave daps to each other And it was just a little joking around About me being obsessed with him And he knows it's not like real real But you become friends with his brother That started after the fact But when he was in studio

We did shake hands But yeah the brother thing's just The start of it I haven't even met the guy in person Are you trying to set up a date? That could be my next step. Say, hey, maybe the chicks want to hang out. We do dinner or something like that.

Oh, so you set up your girlfriend's being friends. He's in a serious relationship. I'm in a serious relationship. He might be even married. I didn't really check his finger. Check his finger. I just know he's got a girl on his Instagram that he's hanging out with. Well, let us know how that goes.

Yeah, for sure. Ray's trying to be friends with Sam Hunt's brother so he can be friends with Sam. Is that accurate? Yeah. Yeah. Amy has a seven-year-old son. He has a girlfriend named Gladys. and to me it's not that he has a girlfriend

it's that he has a girlfriend named Gladys who's a kid. I just had never heard of somebody young with her name Gladys. And so you don't know if she's real or not? Yeah. No, and then when we talk to him about it, we talked to him about it most every night at dinner but this is one night, I guess right

before school was about to get out, that I got some audio. So you don't know if she's real. Your daughter says she's not real. She says she's fake. And your son says she's real. Yeah, and my husband tries to just encourage my son like, we believe son, it's real. And then my daughter and I just laughed like the entire time.

So she wasn't at school today? Nope. Will she be there tomorrow? Yes. This is just sick. Did you miss her? Did you say you guys are sick? No, he said, so we were talking about her and she wasn't at school, so we're like, why wasn't she there? And all of a sudden, Gladys is sick.

Oh, Gladys is good. He goes, Gladys just sick. Gladys today since she wasn't there, did you miss her? Nope. Oh. I thought she was your girlfriend What color is her hair She's black, black to me What color is your eye?

Black? Black? She got black eyes Yes? So she has black eyes She wasn't at school Because she was sick Mm-hmm

So Stasheera, do you think Gladys is fiction? No? Yeah. Nope Too many yes Oh, Stevenson's the one He answers for her No, she's not fiction

But Stasierer says yes Who thinks Gladys is real? Say aye. Who thinks Gladys is fiction? Say aye. Aye. I'm sticking with you, man. I believe you. So even the family doesn't know. Yeah, and he gets, I mean, this went on for like five minutes and then he gets tired of us. You think that means she's not real?

Let's just come down. Let's just come up. Everybody calm down. Let's just eat. I can't talk about it anymore. You're not going to talk about it. He's hungry. Okay.

We'll eat your dinner. So why would he make up Gladys, though? I don't know, but why is Gladyss sick when we try to get evidence? Well, maybe because her eyes are black. She has some kind of illness. That's right. You don't know. Yeah.

I know. He does talk about her hair being in, like, it's not long. It's short hair like his. He told me she was from South America. I talked to him on Saturday. Yes. He said she's real. It's still the Gladys thing.

the name. It gets me, man. I played a charity show for Davis House, and it's a child advocacy center. So I get up, and, you know, I just play my dopey songs. And I'm with three other songwriters who've written all these number ones, and I'm just playing my dopey songs. And so I'm up, and I'm playing Chick-fil-A, but it's Friday or Sunday. What is it called? Sunday. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm tired. Okay, okay? And I wake up early in four days, okay? Yeah. So I'm playing Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. I won't Chick-fil-A. And the crowd is singing this song so loud back to me that it stuns me. And I'm like, what's wrong?

I thought people were yelling at me. Because I'm playing on my guitar and they're going, I want you. And I stopped playing because it sounded like they were yelling at me. I'd never anybody sing back song that loud before. Is this what YouTube feels like? I guess, yeah, like superstars? Man, it's awesome. I won't shake away.

But it's Sunday. They're playing the fries in the middle of I for, but now I'm feeling I'm full. They're playing songs, like big hits from Jamie Johnson and Brett Eldridge, and I'm like, I like, play one about Chick-fil-A. People are passionate about Chick-fil-A. You're dang right, they are, man. This is two minutes and ten seconds. Someone asked me earlier to play the Chick-fil-A song, so it's for you guys.

I want Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. I want the fries and a middle-a-lawful. But now I'm feeling awful I won't Chick-fil-A But it's Sunday Yeah, the one day that you aren't open It's the one day that I was hoping To get Chick-fil-A

Yeah, yeah, yeah Get Chick-fil-A Yeah, yeah, yeah I yell hello through the drive-thru Hello, hello Nobody answers me back I look around for all the other cars

Where the heck is everyone at I won't shake fillet But it's Sunday I want the fries and But now I'm feeling awful I won't shake fillet But it's Sunday Yeah the one day that you aren't open

is the one day that I was loving To get chick filet Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah. I want chick filet But it's Sunday I want the fries and made a waffle Now I'm feeling awful

I want chifelay Yeah, the one day But it's Sunday I was just going to cut it off But Amy was singing it so loud I thought I thought, what if our listeners are also singing along? Maybe put her headphones on and just sang.

Here we are you. You can stream that or download that. Thank you. Crowd loves that one. Dang. Anyway, that was the point. I was playing it and they were yelling it and I wasn't used to it. Everybody that came out, I appreciated that.

They raised a bunch of money that night. It was with some great songwriters. That Heather Morgan, man, can sing. You know that is? I mean, I saw her on your Instagram. Did you? Yeah. They play guitar so good.

And I'm over here like, clonk. I'd have a guy. Out of tune. Not even out of tune. Like, so out of tune. Like, I'm up there and I have my guitar. It's like, quong. I give it to the guy, this Bobby Pence and his songwriter, too, it's funnier than I am.

So I'm not good at playing, and I'm not even the funniest person up there. And so I'm like, hey, man, I'm the same. Well, you tune my guitar. I just hand it to them. Oh, really? Yes. That's okay, though I'm a disaster, but I'm open about my

disasterness. Exactly. You know? I need a gladys in my life. Yes. You know what I mean? You hang out with Amy's son a little more than. Oh, you talk about a wing man. Oh, dude. Chick magnet probably. Take him to Whole Foods. Can you imagine?

Dude, you're set for life. Do you need to borrow him to meet someone? Huh, can you imagine? Oh, you should take him for a day. See what happens. Dude, take that kid of Trader Joe's in your set. Post up. How much that cost? What do you mean?

Free 99? She's your friend. Oh, yeah. Are you asking if I would charge you? Or should I charge you for babysitting? Oh. No, how about we just, it's like we call it even. You're babysitting, but you're also winning.

Yeah. But here's the thing, if they go, hey, if it turns in, because I go a long-distance relationship immediately in my head. They're like, hey, what's up with you? I was like, oh, I was just using them as a wingman to get you. Like that's never a good way to try to relationship. You don't have to disclose that. But eventually it comes up. No, you just say, no, be like, I'm in this kid's in my life.

Like, he's a part of my life. He'll be around all the time. That's perfect. I just like to invest in this kid. This is my friend's kid. I just take him out, you know, because I just love hanging out. She'd be like, she adopted him. And we helped it.

We helped with the orphanage. We. That's it. You got it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, you can go that angle, whatever. Wow. It's all, as long as you're honest. And I feel like that you all.

that you are. And then if she's not expecting, she probably doesn't want to come into a relationship. You're already having a kid, but she wants to know they're into kids. What if we just hang out at a yoga studio, like sit in the hallway where people walk in? Yeah.

That'd be kind of weird. No. It could be a little weird though, right? Bobby, no, because clearly now we know Bobby wants to meet someone that does yoga. No, I'm just saying that's where, like if I work out, that's where you see the most girls.

That's what I'm saying. No one boxed is where I box. No girls there. Okay, thank you, Amy. When are you going to do this? When do you need me to watch them? Today? Today.

What's he doing for lunch? Slow down. The Bobby Bone Show. Our station manager, Gator, is in studio. Do you have a last name? Harrison. Is that your real last name or is that your radio last name? No, that's, yes.

Studio last name. Gator Harrison. I didn't know that. That's stupid, right? Listen, my name's Bobby Bones. There's not stupid or not. Well, I don't know. It's catchy.

Yours is catchy. Gator Harrison. There's no connection there. Gator came over to the house yesterday. By the way, thanks for the invite. Right. Kids had a blast. Why? Messaged me offline. He's like, hey, man, I really appreciate the invite.

I was like, what do you talk? Of course you're invited. Honestly, I don't, most of the times I don't know if you like me or not, just to be honest with you. Why would you think I don't like you? You're like the most like. Behind Amy, you're probably the second most likable person around here. That's not true. I have zero confidence. I always have low self-esteem.

Think I'm the idiot in the room. You're like with the coolest-looking guy in the room. Yeah. And you clearly are not an idiot. Oh, well, I love you. Yeah, you're awesome. Can I carry y'all around? And he fixed the toilet yesterday broke at the party.

Oh, geez. The conspiracy theory is that since you came to me and so the toilet was broke, that you broke the toilet. I know, I swear to you, in Jesus' name, me or my kids did not do that. How do you know your kids didn't? Because I was in there with them. We went in as a family to change because we're family.

And so I walk in, they're like, dude, Bobby's toilet's messed up. I'm like, well, we've got to tell him. But he's going to think we did it. I'm like, I don't care. He's got to know his toilet. It's jacked up. So anyway, it was not me, but I was like, I was in there to help you fix it, man. I stuck my hand in your toilet.

He did. He put a target bag over. We were debating who was going to do it. And the debate didn't last long because he goes, I'll do it. And he takes a target bag and goes in, don't tell anybody. Yeah. Thanks a lot. Yeah.

So you had fun yesterday. Dude, you got kids, you know. You do grosser stuff than that. Yeah, I had a blast, man. I hate we had to bolt early. We had to. What did you have? We had to take a van back because we'd be in the process of a move, that sort of thing.

Yeah. You can say 30 minutes or five hours. Some people stayed until 5 o'clock. Dude, but then you kicked everybody else at 5. What's funny as I asked Bobby, hey, when's his dart? And it's like, noon to 5. I'm like, okay, I got it. We're out before 5.

I got it. Yeah, I was glad the family came by. Yeah, we had a blast. It is. He's chewing gum. I know. I am sorry. What if one of your other radio talent was chewing gum on the air?

You gave me 10 seconds to walk in here and into the studio. Oh, you're going to spit it in Eddie's hand? That's disgusting. There you go. That is disgusting. Hey, I want that back. I had to pull the teacher right there. Oh, no.

Well, I'm glad you came over. Thanks for the invite. So, were you there when Eddie made the DJ play all the artists who wrote the party songs? Well, I did notice that some were coming up, but no, I didn't catch that Eddie was the one who put him up to it. Eddie goes to the DJ and has him play every person that had a song. Right. And they were all in a row. At first, I was like.

And he goes, hey, so Lauren Elena's song's playing, and Lauren was over there. Yeah. And then she goes, huh. Well, then Eric Pazley's song came on. Then Locash's song came on. Then, I don't know, like Dan and Shea came on. And if the pressure on everybody else, you have to react to every one of them equally. That's my gym!

That's my gym! That's right. About five or six songs in, you're like, okay, I'm done. Don't do it again. Gator said he used to throw a party at his house for, like, record labels and stuff. Like once a year? Yeah, we call it the rap retreat, and all of them were welcome to the house, pool party.

What was weird for me is I didn't really put out a big invite to everyone, meaning I don't want any artist or anyone that worked in the industry to feel like they had to come? Yeah, yeah. Because they'd be like, oh, if I don't go to Bobby's party, he's going to be a douche about it. No, no, no, no. But I feel like we had a good group there yesterday. I thought it was a great group. Everybody hung out.

When Walker showed up with his brood of kids, man, it was awesome because the pool was rocket all of a sudden, man. It was fun. They rolled in eight deep. Walker Hayes' wife and he had six kids. And his wife is due any minute. Oh, I know. And the sweetest family.

And you walk out. I'm leaving. I'm like, oh, there's Walker's car. It's like a passenger van. It's a tour bus for just the family. Well, thanks for fixing the toilet. We just wanted to see if you broke the toilet. If you would say on the air, if you broke the toilet.

Dude, I did not. Look me in the eye. I did not break your toilet. To me, I would say it was a kid because there was a lot of toilet paper. And I would go female because there wasn't a number two in there. Is that too much? No, no. I mean.

Right, that's about what I deduced, right? So my daughter did. So Amy's daughter. All right, thank you, Gator Harrison. Good to see you, buddy. Hey, you're always welcome. Always. All right.

Morgan number two runs all of our social media, show pages, the website at bobbybones.com. I was watching her Instagram over the weekend, and she went out and she was like a big waterfall. Did you guys see the waterfall? Yeah, looks so cool. You should parents were in town, Morgan number two? Yeah, we went to. exploring in Tennessee. How'd that go?

It was awesome. We did so much. I'm ready to take a nap, though. I want to read this. You tell me what this means, because she always writes these, like, dark messages. Oh, yes.

They're dark, but... Inspirational in a weird way. I don't think they're inspirational. Oh, you don't know. Let me read you this one. Yeah. She goes, sometimes you just need an adventure to cleanse the bitter taste of life.

Wait, wait, start over. Hold on. Don't laugh. I saw that one. Hold on. I was like, what is happening? Because it's a beautiful picture. Hold on, hold on.

Morgan number two writes, sometimes you just need an adventure to cleanse the bitter taste of life from your soul. Stop laughing. Wait. I wanted to respond to that. I think I did respond. Did I respond?

Yeah, you did. Wait, did you and your boyfriend break up? No. This was just like literally, I found a hiking quote, and it was one that was really well received, so I posted it. The bitter taste of life from your soul? Yeah, what's wrong with them?

Are you okay? You don't like to go hiking so you want to understand, but if you get out in nature, it's an awesome experience. But what's your soul eating? Yeah, what's the bitter? It's just saying, like, escape from the news. Electronics and news and things that are happening in life. But your job is electronic. I know, so I need to get away.

Morgan, number two, let me just read to you this. When I read this, sometimes you just need an adventure. I'm like, cool, that's right. Amen, sister. To cleanse. Okay. Oh, man, the bitter taste of life from your soul. What the.

And I wrote, here's what I commented. I wrote, why is your soul dirty? Like, what's happening in your life? No bitter. Nothing. I just genuine, guys, you don't realize I am on social media and stuff all the time. So for me to go out and get away from it all and go hiking and... When we read bitter taste of life, that's not work.

We talk about how social media sometimes can just be a really dark place. And so if she's the one monitoring a lot of that, she is getting a lot of negativity, so it probably is good for her to get out. That's work. The irony of this is, though, she posted it on social media. Yes, exactly. That's kind of bitter taste of that one. I'm great. It was just a really cool quote.

I found it on Pinterest, and I was like, I want to post it with these awesome photos. The bitter taste of life for your soul. That's dark, I know you said it's not dark. It's motivational. I don't see any motivation there. If it had been like sometimes you just needed adventure to cleanse your soul I'd have been like that's what I'm talking about girlfriend No because you still would have made fun of me for that too

So you think the bitter taste of life? Remember the other one she was sitting on a staircase and she was like Stared what they'll lead to? Probably nothing in life life sucks And I was like what's wrong with you like Should we talk about this? Yeah She was just sitting on stairs and it turned into this whole Is this what 24 year olds do?

You know that's a good question Because I wonder what 24 year olds care about too And so Hey, what your 24-year-olds care about? What do you care about? I mean, I just like posting cool stuff. I like to Pinterest in fine quotes that relate to my life and post them with pictures. What's your Instagram name?

Webgirl Morgan. Webgirl Morgan. Do you watch people talk back to me? Do you ever watch my comments? Oh, yeah. You do? I mean, I see all of it. So me going out and getting a hike is really good for me.

I need a hike, then. I mean, it's not a hiker. I think if there's a trail, that's not a hike. It's still a hike. It has to be like a mountain? Yeah. Where I come from, there's no pavement. You don't go walking up a hill and call it a hike.

Okay. That's called walking up a hill with pavement on it. You've got to park a really cool park close to your house that would be hiking. I'm not walking to a park. I'm not trying to cleanse a bitter taste of soul for my life or whatever that is. You might need to. That tone. You sound bitter.

You know we really care about you and we like you around here. Yeah. Are you feeling that yet or no? Yeah. I felt so, like, family at your pool party. It was just awesome. I felt like it was really close-knit, and we all got along really well. Bobby even says that behind your back.

What do I say behind her back? That she's your... Well-liked. And you're a hard worker, and you're really good at your job, and he enjoys having you around. That's true. I do say that behind your back. In front of your face, I'm like, your life is so bitterly dark. It's reverse.

I can go with that. Yeah, look at you. I'm told you have a list from... the pool party? I do. Okay, hold on. Let me hit this. What's the list of? So it's my five observations from the pool party. Okay. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. A bunch of friends came together. Came over to my house. We had a bunch of food and it was really a good time. Everybody's kids came over. And so Morgan number two came and she has made a list. And the list is, what is it? My five observations from the pool party. Five observations from the pool.

party. Number five. Bobby has a lot of people who care about him. Oh, how about that? Who would you say cares the most, though? Oh, here we go. Who wins? I think everybody from the show. Okay. Yeah, that's who I'd say. So you say the show? Okay, got it? Number four. Um, the artists that came are all so sweet. Like, Preston from Lodgash, Brennan Ray, Jillian Jacqueline. Those are like our friends, though. They're just so kind. Like, they know who I am, and I'm not a huge part of the show. So for them to recognize me and talk to is just really kind. But anybody who came to the house I'm friends with.

Like I communicate on another level with outside of just this room in this industry. And I try to not have friends in the industry. But some people are so cool. You fight them. You go, don't want to be your friend. And they still are awesome. Yeah.

And so, but yeah, I think it was a good group yesterday. Yeah. Yes. Number three. Eddie's wife is a bomb.com baker. Bomb.com. Yeah, what'd she make? Oh, man, she made a brownie with Oreo and cookie, chocolate chip cookie in the middle.

It was delicious. And I don't eat sweets and I had two of them. Before the party, I weighed 150.8. You weighed. Yeah, I weighed myself last night, 155.3. Oh, wow. Get out. I'm not kidding.

I had pizza, too. I put it on my Instagram, all the food that ate. That was a long list of food, man. Kept going. Eddie cooked a crab out of some food. Fahitas, smoked wings. He took the Master Belt Smoker and made. wings. I sure did. It was good, man.

Nobody said anything about my salad. Amy was walking around with salad like a hot dog. I saw that. Like, get your peanuts. Get your salad. Get your salad. No dressing allowed. There's dressing on it. Just picked it in the back. All right, what number are we on? Number two. Number two, the things observed at my house pool party. Go ahead. You're going to be living a pretty

baller lifestyle. You have the perfect bachelor pad. Like your house is perfect. Anyway, are you laughing? Because there's no chance of you taking advantage of that. What do you mean? You look at that house and I bet you just walked right through it to your bedroom. Yeah. And that's it. I don't come out of my bedroom.

That's all. Yeah. So Bachelorsad, not going to happen. You don't think I'm going to have like parties? No. Mm-mm. You said you were going to have one party a year or no. Like Wolf of Wall Street?

No, dude. How awesome would that be, though? What? No. His key can't find his car the next day. No drugs. No, no, no, no. We didn't even drink.

Because I bought a bunch of alcohol. There's like, I don't know. And not like 5% of the alcohol was drink. All the Capric Sans were gone, though. All the juice boxes of Capri Sons were... The kids went hard. Number... Number...

Number one? And the number one thing that Morgan, number two, observed in my house. Go ahead. All of the kids in our little show family are adorable. Ah, yes. Like, they're all so cute. You have some good jeans. Thanks.

Well, mine genetically. Jeans. They're genetically yours. I believe it. Thank you, Morgan, number two. Yep. There we go. Amy, on do your pile?

Um, yeah. Okay, here we go. Here's Amy's pile. Whoa. The Bob Bowl show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Congratulations to Snoop Dog. This Memorial Day weekend, he set a Guinness World Record for the largest gin and juice.

Oh, there we go. That's a lot of it. Okay. Yeah. Eat back. Okay. So he had his favorite drink in a five-foot-tall glass that was three feet in diameter. 41 gallons of the cocktail.

Wow. Guinness World Record. Can't do that one. Oh, my goodness. Okay, go to Bobby Bones.com and check out this new shirt that has an entire button-down shirt sewn onto it, and it's like actually being sold for $1,250. It's like if you wear a shirt,

and then there's a shirt attached to the front of it. It's a stupidest-looking thing. It looks ridiculous. Yeah, I wish I had to wear. It's so stupid. I wish I had an underwear. But it is for sale, and who knows, it might be on trend. Who knows, like in a few months for all.

We all show up with her. We hate these things. We have our knockoffs. Okay, so fun little random fact for your Tuesday. Did you know that the song One Week by Bare Neckett Ladies was the number one song on the Billboard

charts in 1998 for exactly one week? Oh, yeah. Jam, jam, jam, jam. This song is so good. Can you still do the rap? Yes, you can. Is this start the first part?

First and the second. Do we know? Let's see. I don't know. Come on, bones. Come on, votes. It's a little dry here. But now I'm making a hook week.

I'll make you stop thing. I see it looking like Aquaman. A summon dish do the dish. Although I like the shawlish, I like the sushi, because I never touch a frying pan. Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes. Big like Leanne rhymes because I'm all about value. Bird camp first got the man hits.

Yeah, I don't make hits. But if it didn't let him. Oh, so. Yeah, dude. That was a good. That was good. That was good. impressive though.

Come on. You had no idea I was coming with that. I didn't. I didn't know. And FYI, that's Barenecked Ladies. That's their only number one song. Yeah.

Bairnickin' Naded. I mean, that's my file. I do love the bare naked ladies. Yeah, you do. I still listen to their new stuff. The new stuff comes down. I'm like, oh, there's a new B&L album. B&L.

I know. I'm a nerd. You know what the DJ played that everybody was jamming out to? Everybody. You look around And everybody's just screaming in the middle. I'm losing my mind just a little.

Still the jam. Was Ryan at the party when it was on? When that was on? Oh, I thought he'd already laughed. No, he was there and I looked at him. I wanted to be like, Ryan, Marin, listen to it, it's your girl. But I thought it would have been inappropriate. Yeah, you're just going to play it full.

Oh, you're married? He doesn't care. Yeah, but how dumb would that be? What? Ryan's your wife, dude, baby. Baby. Hey Ryan. Oh, baby. Here I am singing it.

This is me singing it really good at IHart Country Festival. Killing it. Yeah, a lot of people have asked me about this if I'm using Autotune on this. Really? I'm not. Or Eddie Jr. Jr. 4 years old. Kills it. That song is still the jam.

Everyone loves that song. And, which we just happened to talk about that, the song of the day today, Song of the day is Ryan Hurd, Diamonds or Twine. Yes. No relation to the segment. Yeah, this song is so good. So good. So good, right?

It's a jam. It's the jam sandwich. It's the best song of my lifetime. Today. Ryan Hurd, Diamonds or Twine, on right now. You know when you know, you hear that all your life, where whoever they are, turns out they were right

sunshine good times yeah we've got a few behind us but when the bad times come I ain't gonna run it doesn't matter if it's diamonds or twine I'll be wrapped around your finger girl you've got me till we run out of time

rain or shine we'll be mine It's going to do it for us today, but appreciate you. We're happy to be back at work. Don't forget on Friday, new Pimp and Joy stuff goes up, our retro shirts. Also, if you want to see the Insta story from my pool party, that falls off my Instagram in about two hours. So Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.

Amy, what you doing today? Ooh, actually, Pimp and Joy stuff, doing a little photo shoot if you want to join in. Just got planned. You want M-Bones? There's the invite. Honestly, no, it's with my kids and my husband's doing some stuff. So, I don't know. Is he taking the pictures?

He's modeling. My husband? No, there's a photographer. Like, I don't know. It's mainly the kids doing some stuff. Yeah. I'm going to take advantage of the Pim and Joy stuff coming out and shoot some stuff. That Instagram of your son and I dancing?

Uh-huh. The one at the pool? Yeah, we're all doing the hip off. Yeah, like 250,000 looks. Oh, wow. People don't look at my stuff that much. Hey, crazy. Yeah, I mean, him.

That's all. I mean, you were giving him a run for as much. I told Amy, every time I see him dance on Instagram, I laugh my butt off. He's a good dancer. I mean, he calls it the booty dance, too. And he just rips it, man. Yeah, he does. We and tomorrow, Amy and Eddie will have their corny off again tomorrow.

Eddie won today, but Amy wasn't prepared. Oh, no, I mean, I feel good about my joke. I feel like I came prepared. I just didn't know this was going to turn into, like, a competition. But okay, bring it. Interesting. What are you doing today? I mean tonight

I mean the same stuff But tonight I have a dinner With a work I don't know It's a friend but we work together So is it work dinner? No it's a dude Stop it with that

Just checking man So it's a friend but you work together Is he in town or he lives here? He lives here Okay It's just a work dinner but I like him too Okay So

What time and where What do you Eddie what do you Battle No Who? Nassie? No

McKitty No No Stop a bit Where you just can guess the name nobody knows. Just thinking. All right.

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