The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Buys a Pregnancy Test & Lunchbox Drinks Maple Syrup for Bet

Episode Date: May 22, 2017

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Yeah, good morning. Good morning, studio. Morning. Welcome back to another show. It is, if I'm looking at the clock here. 38 days until Amy gets our kids. Yeah. 38 days until you're like a real life mom with kids living in the house,

making sure they eat and go to school and cleaning up after them and they're sick you take care of them and then when they cry, you poo-poo their poohs, I don't even know what happens. I have to do all that. 38 days. That's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Congratulations.

Thank you. It's still on track, though. We're just tracking what you told us. We're just tracking the tracker. As of now, the tracker still says 38 days. Yes or no? Yes. I love it.

Yeah. I keep waiting for her to go. But you know what today is too later on in the show, Amy will reveal. if she's pregnant or not. Well, I mean, okay. What? We've been waiting for this. I know.

I mean, I don't reveal what. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, we're excited. It's a big day for Amy. Big day. For us. Yeah, for y'all.

It's a big day for us. Now, hot collectibles right now. I saw this list this morning when I woke up. You ready? Ready. Baseball cards are cool again. That's awesome. Books.

Actual books. Yes, physical. Famous actual books. Because everything's going digital. Coins. vintage electronics, like old Nintendo's, stuff like that. That's cool. And then the number one is classic cars.

And I wonder if that's, like, expensive classic cars. Probably. Not like an old oldsmobile or anything? No, I mean, like, little ones. Oh, Hot Wheels. Yeah, I think it's real-life cars. Who wouldn't want to collect a classic car? Right.

Like Jay Leno style. You know what else like to collect? $100 bills. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. I got a good one for you here on Monday. Diane Johnson, 76 years old, has been working at a McDonald's in Wisconsin for 25 years, right?

Still working. She's never missed one single shift in all those 25 years. They gave her a big party the crew did. She's never missed a single shift in 25 years. Perfect attendance. I would hire her for this show, instead of all you boneheads. Oh, man.

Dang. Yeah. Wow. Listen, like 90% of it just showing up. On time. That's it. Like success. 90% of just showing.

up. On time. We show up. What up, guys? My 10% is really strong, though. Really strong. You're 10% of what? When I don't show up.

How is that really strong? Yeah, what's the... Well, that's when I do show up, it's really, really, really strong. No, that doesn't make sense. No, no, no, no. It's showing up and being on time. That's the same thing. Yeah, work on that.

No, Eddie didn't make a little bit. I was trying to make something out of it. I thought it was awesome. 25 years you didn't miss a single shift. That's I'm talking about right there. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. It's producer Raymond.

The Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey had their final show last night in New York. After 146 years, the circus is over. In weather news, dangerous high water and flooding from Alabama all the way to Indiana. The rain is going to continue today in the south, especially in New Orleans, five inches of rain possible there. In recall news, hot dogs are being recalled, including Nathan's and Curtis Brands. After metal pieces were found in the packaging, take them back for a full refund. Miranda Lambert sent up a box full of

of a bunch of dog stuff Why did she send this? I know Because of her line of dog stuff I guess she was just being nice No I think she has like a march happening in town Oh yeah Nobody ever sent stuff just to be nice

She does the Mutt Nation March It's the first one That's right So it's during CNN I'm trying to open it up and see what it's in I think it's really cool How much Miranda does with animals Oh yeah

She does it on her own It's not like a huge tag cry off No it's a passion for her for sure I know some celebrities and it doesn't matter to me if it's tax right off or not. But they only do stuff because it helps with their taxes. But Miranda's, like, totally into animals. Let's see what's in the old box Miranda's sent up here.

Shall we? Shall we? We shall. Yeah. It's in a big white box. It says Mutt Nation. Holy cow. Whoa.

We got a little fake doggy. Oh, that's sweet. A bowl. A bowl. A rubber guitar for my dog. Perfect. A bandana with Miranda's face on it Oh, she has her face on these products, too.

How about that? Look at there. That's nice in Miranda. I'd send that up here. And a big old doggy bed. And there's a doggy bed, yeah. My dog will land this bed as much as I will. So that's, like, not that much.

The only bed he lays in his bed at the house, the big one. Oh, yours? He's spoiled to death. He's laying no bed. Maybe I could put it in, like, his little kennel room. But anyway, it was nice for Miranda to send that up. And I hope everybody checks out her Mutton Nation March that's happening.

during CMA week, which also, by any chance, you're coming to Nashville for the CMA is the CMA week. If the Preds, the hockey team wins tonight, the Stanley Cup finals and CMA Fest happen at the same time. Wow. Oh, it's going to be nuts. Yeah. Like, there's not going to be parking in the entire state of Tennessee.

Basically. Great. Yeah, much less, you know, just the city. But, yeah, it's pretty wild time. I didn't watch any of the Billboard Music Awards last night. Okay, I did. You did? Yeah.

Was it good? I mean, I didn't watch a ton of it, but I really enjoyed Ed Shearant's performance, and yeah, it was pretty good. That's right. That's amazing. I had some clips up here. Sam Hunt. Yeah, was Celine Dion Good? Yes, she was so good. Yeah, I pulled that one because I wanted everybody kept, yeah. She did Titanic? She did.

She did. My one will go on. New stuff. I love it. This is the Bobby Bulls. Show. Oh, man. Time for good news. Welcome to Monday's positivity segment called Tell Me Something Good. Marine in Tennessee Who lost both of his legs in Afghanistan

Was reunited with one of his prosthetic legs After losing it in Old Hickory Lake He was pulling into the boat ramp When he accidentally flipped over His left leg fell off and sang into the bottom of the lake And two firefighters went out and searched for six hours And they found his leg That's awesome

They were like, I think we found it fell into like a shaft They found this big piece of rubber And they pulled it out and it was his leg Wow Six hours? They found it and it still mostly works. It works well enough. They can take it in and fix it and it works again.

Cool. They search for six hours for that. So shout out to those firefighters for doing that. Amy. Well, a dog found wandering on a county road has been reunited with its owner after three years being missing. A farmer saw the dog wandering 100 miles away from where the dog disappeared in 2014. But he recognized it from posts and social media, different things. A farmer?

Only.com? Is that where he saw it? Yeah. And now the dog has returned home. I mean, that's awesome for the owner because probably after a year you maybe give up, but three years later. Yeah, that's crazy. Lunchbox you're up. Amber was 23 years old. She's the mother of one.

Her weight was up to 275 pounds. She goes to the doctor and the doctor said, look, your only option is gastric bypass. You have to have this surgery. She said, Doctor, you don't know anything. I'm going to lose the weight on my own. Went. Started working out, eating better. 18 months later, she's down 100 pounds, and she said, Doctor, you don't know nothing.

The Bachelorette comes out tonight. It's a season premiere. Rachel Lindsay meets The Bachelors. Trying to make time to talk to each one of them. Wow. What a headline. Does anybody care? No, I don't.

I'll watch. Yeah? Yeah. I'll check it out. See what happens. That means you care? Yeah, a little bit. Is she from another season?

Yes. Yes. She's from this past, what do you call it, Bachelor? Is she the first black bachelorette? I still will watch. The only time I will watch, I guess maybe is the finale, and then I'll watch it the next day if I record it. These shows are just so fake.

Like, nothing about them's real. Nothing. Pretty entertaining, though. They put them in a room. This is what happens. They put them in the room. There's no TV. There's no internet.

And they put tons of alcohol in there, and they go, just go. And then they direct them ways to do these storylines. I'll go on and I'm like, okay, well, you know what? Teresa was saying about you? How do you respond to that? And then they get the response, but they don't show that they actually egged them on to say that. Right. The whole thing's fake.

But anyway, it makes for good TV, I guess. It wouldn't last 100 years, if not. I heard Ray in the news talking about the circus was over, the barnum, Bailey Circus. Good riddins, man. No use in holding animals like that, making them do tricks. I was reading a story about what they do with the elephants now. That's the thing. They have all these elephants.

Well, they try to reaclimate them back into these... Into their natural environment? No, they don't take it back to Africa, but they have places in the States. Oh, okay. Or even... Like elephant sanctuaries? Yeah, even zoos are better than... Imagine being an elephant traveling around on a trailer from place to place.

There's the guy who broke the maple syrup speed chugging record. He took an entire bottle of maple syrup down in 10 seconds. That is crazy. Wow. The old record was 26 seconds, so he cut it in over half. An entire... Hey, if anyone wants to try this... We have some right here.

I got a sweet bingey in my pocket. Oh. If you can beat the old record of 26 seconds. Okay, no, no, no. 30 seconds. Okay, yeah, that's good. How big of a bottle? I don't know what we have here.

Let's see, hold on. I don't even care. I don't care for the small bottle. How big is a bottle? Oh, that's nothing. Yeah. Oh, that's easy. It's 12.5 ounces.

Probably 10, I would say, because there's a little bit missing. If you get in 30 seconds, I can go make sure that the company delivers you a fresh bingey. This is less than a soda, guys. Oh, that's easy then. Or a can of beer. Your insulin's going to. By easy. You mean you try it later?

Yeah, I can do this in 30 seconds. You out of your mind. Okay. Come out lunch. All right. Well, later. We'll do it. Bobby Bonesh.

Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 seconds skinny. The Billboard Music Awards were last night, and some of the country winners included Blake Shelton, Top Country Artist, Kenny Chesney, Top Country Tour, and Chris Stapleton, Top Country Album. So congrats to Carrie Underwood. This is pretty cool.

She's going to be inducted into the Oklahoma Hall of Fame in November in Oklahoma City. She said she's always been proud to say that she's from Oklahoma, the people, the culture, all that stuff. So she's pretty pumped about it. Passing inductees include Toby Keith, Reba McIntyre, and Blake Shelton. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day.

This story comes to us from San Antonio, Texas. Two guys go out and they find this girl. They bring her back to their place. Like, man, we both have a crush on her what to do. I know how to settle this. They had a sword fight. Oh, yeah. That'll impress her too.

So in the living room they had a sword fight and one guy sliced his hand open. Oh. Had to be rushed to the hospital. Other guy facing charges. How? Oh, they're adult men. The guy can be facing charges. The other guy was like consent.

It's a sword fight, right? You know what? You have a point there. I mean, can you legally duel? I challenge you to a duel or, like, really? I don't know. Because if you can, then, is it legal? Because it used to be.

Like, I challenge you to a duel and you go out in the street. street and you fight it out. I don't know. I see how this plays out. Why is this a big deal? Back in the medieval days, that's how we handled things. Not even that. Back in the presidency, like in the 20 to 30s. That's true. They would go out and duel each other.

With guns, gunfight on the street. Like 1800s? Dang. So did anybody get the girl? No word on who got the girl. No. Oh much box. That's your bonehead story of the day. Man, hope the prince together won.

Got her. Because he won like won a knighthood, right? Yeah. Yes. There's a woman. She's been awarded $100,000 because her lid came off for Starbucks cup and a burner. Wow. Let me tell you this story first.

Starbucks has been ordered to pay a woman in Florida $100,000 after she suffered first and second-degree burns from her coffee. Her lawyers announced this. Her name's Joanne. She endured permanent scarring after the lid on a vinty-sized Pike Place coffee popped off. It's a big one. Is Vinty's big? That's the biggest one, yeah. Dang.

She must have been hurt in that morning. The slip led to the scalding right into her lap. All this is putting a statement by her attorneys. Now, I feel like it's a little too much responsibility for every Starbucks barista to have to make sure every single lid is sealed perfectly. When they hand you the cup, it's your responsibility to check and make sure it's on too. I don't feel like it's their responsibility. Also, how do we know? that she didn't grab it a little too tight and pop it off? If you grip it, yeah. Good point. And then are we punishing them from making their coffee too hot? Because then sometimes they're like, oh, my coffee got cold too fast. If I'm on this jury, I'm penalizing her for bringing it to the court system. You owe us money for, not my giving her money. All this does set precedent for everybody to burn themselves now. Remember the crazy McDonald's case back when we were kids? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was nuts. So this is all I know of this story. If there's something else to it where the barista was like,

we didn't put her lid on when someone was that way. That's not part of the story. Right. But if it is, then I get it. But how I read it, there's no way I'm giving her money. She didn't care what I think anyway. I'm not on the jury. Does anyone want to argue on this one? Because you're welcome to.

No, not me. No, I mean, I think there's too many things involved, like you said. I mean, squeezing it easily pops the lid off. Too, like if you just grab it too tight, that can, like, shift the lid. So how can you really know for sure? $100,000. Dang. That's a lot.

She does have permanent scarring, though. That's not cool. She'll get half that. This is how these attorneys work. Wow. They get half and she gets half. But $50,000. Like burn me right now.

I'm going to cry, you know? I'm going to tell you, I was watching some of Twitter. I was out on the road this weekend doing a couple of stand-up shows, and so I basically just travel and read Twitter the whole time. And I was looking at these pictures of this Pippa. Queen Pippa. Is that her name? No.

She's not a queen. Oh, you would think she was the royal family from her. they were treating her. She's Duchess Kate's sister. Oh. Well, whatever. She's really pretty. Yeah.

And she married this dude is a big dork, right? And I was like, that's what I'm talking about. That's what you guys. Yeah. Of the whole thing that I noticed, I was like, that's what I'm talking about. Okay.

Because I love to see a dorky guy get a really pretty girl. Kind of felt like I'm in that situation right now. What's his role, though? Well, that's the thing. Because I started researching him. Yeah. I was like, hmm, why does this guy marrying a queen?

I need to know the truth of this. Okay, call our Queen Pippa, but just to clarify, she's not clean. And I had planned to do an ICU for this guy. Nice. Because I was like, I see you dork for getting the holiday, right? Bobby Booms. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

I was going to say, I see you James Matthews. That's the dorky guy who got Queen Pippa, right? Queen Pippa, 33 years old. Mary James Matthews, 41 years old. She's not 40. Queen Pepa's 33. He's 41. That's what I said. Oh, he's 40. Okay. Sorry, I thought you said it first. She's not a queen.

And it's going to be a hot girl falling for dorky-looking dude. Listen to what he does, though. Uh-oh. He's a former British racing driver. Oh, that's cool. Oh, yeah. Right. That's like Dale Arnhart.

A British. With bad teeth and funny accent, yes. It also helps that he's the heir to a $2 billion dollar fortune. His father's a land. and resort owner. Oh. Yeah. So there's also like a Hilton slash.

Yeah. Yeah. He's like Paris Hilton Dellerhart match together. Okay. So, you know, she got her a good one too. Yeah. So whatever. The wedding was pretty, I guess.

I'm just not into the royal family thing. The wedding costs $432,000. Wow. The dress was $40,000. What? Collee. I mean, good for this dude. Yeah.

You still got to say, dorky-looking dude with real pretty girl. And I like that. Game-recognized. Game. Game. You should all marry. Here's the thing, if you're a pretty girl and you marry dorky dude, you have to worry about much. But if it's a dorky race car, looking rich dude.

To even be a race car driver, you have to be rich. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Listen, in my school, we were so poor. We only had a football field and a basketball court. We didn't even have a baseball field. Our home games were at other schools. So it's not like anybody could afford to go drive a race car.

We'd have a swim pool. I guess I never really thought about how kids or people got into a race car driving. Yeah, money. Oh. Dollar. Makes sense. A $2 billion fortune. Okay.

So anyway, whatever. He's dorky. I kind of like him still. I don't care. There are $2 billion, you know, really good looking guys that didn't get PIPA. So how about that? So in my hand is a bottle of Maple Grove Farms, 100,000. pure maple syrup. It's a glass bottle. And the reason I bring it up is because it's a guy who set

the world record for chugging a bottle of syrup, which I don't know that was a thing. What a funny thing, though. Yeah. How do we not already do this? So he broke the record. The record was 26 seconds, but he knocked the whole bottle down in 10.8, four seconds. Which is crazy. Doesn't say. And so what I did is I went to the ATM and look what I have here, lunchbox. Let me see it. It is crisp. Well, the ATM doesn't give out. I have five. Here, one, twenty, two, three, four, five-twenty.

Keep going. No, that was the bit. I know. I was hoping you would just up it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Off it a bit. Come on, come on.

And one to grow on. All right. There it is. Ooh, I like starting out Mondays with money. There's $101. Yeah. Here's a bottle of maple syrup. You don't have to run.

break the new record of 10 seconds. You don't have to break the old record of 26 seconds. You told us you could do it in 30 seconds. You could drink this entire bottle of maple syrup. Absolutely. Now, do you need to stretch or anything? I mean, look, let's be real.

I did not eat breakfast this morning. I was like, man, for some reason, I don't need to eat. And I didn't know what it was. But then I get to work and it's Money Monday. Money Monday! And you're going to offer me a free syrup? I mean, I eat that on pancakes all the time. Yeah, it's free.

And so it's like, man, I'm eating breakfast in a bottle and I'm getting paid $101. You know why? Why? Because it's money money. Oh, my goodness. Let me stretch it out. This is maple syrup stretch. Now, here you go.

Now, stretching. Do you want to take it right now or do you want to wait later on this morning? It's up to you. Man, hey, whenever you want to... Are you hungry now is the question. Oh, man, I mean, my stomach has been rumbling a little bit. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Yeah. Are you ready? Let's just do it. Let's just do it. All right. Go to our Facebook page.

We're live on Facebook. We're live on. Oh, taking a shirt off. Oh, well. Just sweatshers. Gotta have room for the belly to expand. Okay, so... If you, that stirbs can be sticky. Do you get a trash can. Yeah. Get a... Bring a trash can in here because he's either going to throw up or spill. No, I'm going to chug.

Right. And I'm going to be like, oh. Okay. Yeah, because you only have 30 seconds. Oh, two trash cans are now in the studio. Trash cans. Lunchbox will now drink the entire bottle of maple syrup in, they slap in his chest in 30 seconds. He's getting pumped up.

Do you know how disgusting you're going to feel? Yeah. You know how rich I'm going to feel? He'll probably be on a sugar high for a little bit and then he's going to crash. Do you want to know how much, how many grams of sugar is in that? Probably like 50. 53 grams. Yep.

Per serving, so it's 320. Oh, boy! You're good for the week, buddy. Once you knock this down. All right. How many servings? I'm going to do it. Okay.

Around the room. Who thinks lunchbox can knock this whole bottle of syrup down, say I? Aye. You did? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No way. Really?

In 30 seconds? Yeah. It is pretty liquid. It's okay. That's what syrup is. Take the bottle. All right. Oh, boy.

Okay, so. Ah. You have 30 seconds. You're like, we need the poo. Go ahead and take the lid off here. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

Okay. You have a 30 second timer. Smell good? You know what it smells like? What's that? Maple syrup. Oh, you know what it is? Maple syrup.

Wait, wait, I got another whiff. Okay. Smells like money. Oh, money, money, money. All right. Are you ready because I'll start the timer at 30 seconds. Let me just, let me. All right.

I'm ready when you're ready, boss. Alright, here we go. Hey, Bobby. I'm going to feel bad taking your money. That's okay. But I'm still going to take it. Oh, here you go. He's got 30 seconds.

Are you guys ready? Yeah. Are you guys ready out there? Wait, who's timing? I have the timer here. Okay. You time too. Okay.

When I say go, time it, Amy. Ready? Money. Money! The bottle's got to be completely empty. Oh, my gosh. Three, two, one, go. And there he goes.

Oh, my God. He is knocking down the complete bottle of making them. Whoa. Come on. He's got 30 seconds. Oh, he's that. Oh, he's small. He swallowed.

He's not getting it down. Oh, spin out. He's spinning everywhere. You're not. Dude, no. Oh. Oh, it's so gross. Oh, this is so gross.

You've got eight seconds. Go. He's on. He's going to. Time. Oh, man. What a disappointment. Why did that seem like it's going to be so easy?

There's no way. I got close. No, you did. Look, first of all. You didn't even get halfway. The bottle's not halfway done. And second of all,

you spit out half of the half. No, no, I felt like I did it. Oh, man. Wait, so, if it's so awesome, like maple syrup just seems like it's so great. Like, why were you, why couldn't you chug it down?

No, no, I was chugging it down. What was the problem? Yeah. No, I mean, I just ran out of time. No. I mean, I had it. I was in it. I was getting in my zone right there.

No, at the five. second mark he was already like gagging into the We have the whole thing on tape. You can watch. Hey, steady game footage maybe in a week you try to get. All right, I'll practice. I'll train. Lunchbox left the room.

He's back. How do you feel? Oh, man. I'm a little sad. I thought I had it. You want it close. I don't know what you don't think it was close about it, but I'll train and I'll have better form next week.

Go watch the video. He tried to drink an entire bottle of maple syrup in 30 seconds. Not only did it only get to half the bottle, but he spit out most of the first half. The video will be up at bobbybones.com. It's not my business talking about people's medical history. So I didn't bring it up, but now that it's out there, and Dirk's had to cancel a show in Alabama because of illness, he apologized first. He said, listen, I've pushed myself too far with no voice. I was with Dirk's last week.

Not a radio thing, but we were talking. and he was showing me pictures of, like, how messed up his throat is. And it was really bad. And so to see he had to cancel here, and he did admit he was sick. Here's the disgusting part. Let me show you what. Let me show you the text that he sent me a few days ago. Okay.

And I asked that he never do this again. Well, yeah, he even told his, well, the fans. No, no, no, I want to show you the text that he sent me. Look that. Yeah. That's a big old luggy that's full of blame. What? Look at that picture.

That's disgusting. That's what I said. Why would you send me that text? Yeah. Okay, that's what he was implying when he said. I'd post a pick of what's coming out of my nose, but it's beyond what you want to see. And, well, now I've seen it. Yeah.

Oh, that's great. It's so gross. Not even trying to be gross. But he's legit sick. And we were talking about who sings the national anthem at the Preds hockey game tonight, because all the country music stars are coming out to sing the national anthem. It's just not going to be Dirks. And Dirks is the most diehard of all the country singers.

And it's not going to be him because he's. can't sing. Yeah. So how about that text right there? That's gross. I was again on a plain Friday and he said me that. I think he did part of shows with being ill. Yeah.

And then how to finally cut it off. He lost his voice. I started watching the show on Netflix about the nun in 1969 that was killed. It's like the big new Netflix show. Ooh, I don't know anything about it. Tell me more. It's kind of like making a murderer. It's kind of like serial.

So it's real. Yeah, it's real. And I was reading an interview from them. Oh, who killed Sister Kathy? Yeah, that's what it's called, but yes. That's what it is. I was reading an interview with them, and they were like, they were working on this as those other two shows came out, and they were like, whoa, we're doing the same thing.

Hopefully ours lives up to the hype, too. Wow. And I'm only watched one episode, but it's pretty good. Oh, the Keepers? The Keepers, that's what it's called. And apparently she disappeared, and there's some kind of scandal they're going to either uncover or not. Wow.

The thing now is we don't expect endings on shows now. We've been trained now to not expect anything. Usually shows have to have a nice little bow. But cereal, no bow. Making a burner, no bow. So I don't know if there's a bow on this. And I kind of like that. Okay.

I was really disappointed with the end of making a murderer because there was no ending. I mean, the ending would be real life. That's what I'm saying. There was no television ending to it. And so we may still see the ending of it. but there was no television ending and so I like going into shows and now are going

could be an ending, could not be an ending I don't know now I'm gonna watch it Morgan ended up watching our producer and I'm watching the Handmaids tale that you like she said it was good yeah but I don't have Hulu Are you sure you don't have the

Hulu's free unless you want to pay for the Hulu Plus? It is? Isn't it? I don't know I feel like it is because you watch commercials On the Handmaids' Tell you watch commercials? Yeah I Yeah.

What's that about? Okay, so it's like in the future, but sort of, there was some sort of like a pop-galactic type thing that happens, but women are not able to have children anymore. And so then they find all the people that are fertile and they end up becoming people that are forced to have babies for these powerful people that have taken over. Wow. They're like the handmade. So they live with them. That's heavy. It is heavy.

It goes back to like crazy, some crazy biblical times. Wow. That's in the future, right? It is, but it's almost like modern. It's like, you know, could happen five years from now or something. Went to Wichita over the weekend. And I went into a couple stand-up shows. But Mike D, our phone screener, who has been struggling with women, went on a date in Wichita.

Dang! I didn't even know it. All I do is I look on Instagram, it's with a girl. And I'm like, wait, what's happening right now? Where did you meet this girl? On Twitter. So she tweeted you and said what? If I wanted to get brunch on Saturday.

Just straight up, said, hey, let's get brunch. Yeah. Huh, he never even told me about this. Like, he can't have it all secret. And so you go and have brunch to them, I guess that went well? Yeah, it went really well. Do you want to see your name or no? What's up?

What's her name? Emily. So it goes well. You guys decided then to go out that night again? Yeah, after the show, we ended up hanging out again. Did she come to the comedy show? She went on Friday night, yeah. Oh, okay.

Did you see each other Friday night? No, she was going to talk to me Friday night, And she said she didn't get a chance to So she just tweeted me Oh, that's when it happened Yeah Okay, I wasn't like set up before you went out there No

Oh, so you went out You can see each other again? I mean, maybe If I remember in Wichita again Hmm, interesting All right buddy All right I see you

Look at this guy I can't get a date Until you goes out of town I love it I'll be in Fort Wayne Indiana If you guys want to come to this show If you're listening at Fort Wayne And go to Bobby Bonescom

That's the next stand-up show In Fort Wayne So Bobby Bones, Comedy dot com. And maybe Mike D. You get a girl there too. He's just lining them up. Yeah.

How about that dude over there? Here's the final countdown of this week. Tonight, the season premiere The Bachelorette. Lunchbox says he will be watching.

Yeah, I'll watch. Also, NHL playoffs. The Ducks and the Predators, game six at a Nashville. So one country music superstar will be singing the national anthem. We don't know who.

We're not even going to ask to be tipped off because we were tipped off wrong last time. Yep. But let's guess. I'm going to guess Tim and Faith this time. Oh, that's what I was you do.

It's a good one. Okay. I'll stick with Riva. I had Riva. I'm going to go with Sam Hunt. Chris Stapleton. Oh, they become strong. These are all of our guests from last week.

Yeah. On Tuesday, the season finale of Dancing with the Stars and the Voice. On Wednesday, I visit the dentist. Oh, wow. I got a hole in my tooth for about three weeks. I've been putting it off. And if anything comes up, it's going to get put over the dinners. Don't worry.

On Thursday, nothing. It's a good tease. Nothing week. And on Friday, the season of Bloodline comes out, season three, it's the last season of Bloodline. And then Pirates of the Caribbean in theaters. So, there you go. Ten people were hospitalized with botulism because they bought some nacho cheese from a gas station. They've been hospitalized.

Sacramento, shout out. Oh, boy. Shout out. Apparently, they bought some nachos, and the people got really sick. Yeah. Again, gas station nachos. Probably not the best idea ever. Yeah.

Like, I don't think I'm... I got gas station sushi once, and it did not end up well. Oh, man. Yeah, I would not do that. Lunchbox, what is botulism? That is food poisoning caused by bacterium, growing improperly sterilized cans, meats, and preserved foods. Okay, here's what it does to you.

Okay. And mess with your vision. It droops your island. It slows your speech. Paralysis. It can be fatal. What? But these 10 people bought bad nachos. Bam. Hospital.

Over to Amy with 30 Second Skinny. You ready? Ready. How a guitar still looks like this anymore. There we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So if you're one of those people who plans ahead, and I mean like way ahead,

well, pre-sale tickets for Luke Bryant's Crash My Pliah will be available this Wednesday. It's going down January 17th through the 20th of next year in Riviera. Maya, Mexico. We don't even know the lineup yet. Would you buy tickets to this without knowing the lineup? I'm not going to Mexico. I don't care who's there or what they're doing.

Cancun is the number one Memorial Day destination. I'm not going to Mexico. Well, Crash MyPlya.com is where you need to be. Again, that'll be this Wednesday. Arnold Schwarzenegger said he's going to do a sixth Terminator movie. movie and he also promised a twins sequel called Triplets that's going to be happening with Eddie Murphy. Isn't he like 100? I don't know.

He better get to working, right? He'll be back. I'm Amy, that's your 30-second skinny. That was lunchbox-esque. Yeah, that was lunchbox-esque. A lunchbox-esque pun there that missed the mark. Oh, I bet somebody. This is skinny.

What? You don't like... I didn't hear it. I know. I didn't get it. So here's the thing with Amy. And we're going to find out in like 20 minutes or so. her pregnancy results, kind of.

You know, because for the last couple weeks, she's been nauseous, and she's been like, I put on a little weight, and there are all these things. She's like, I could be pregnant. But here's the last story we're going to tell leading up to it. So what happened to you? Well, I was signed up to go to a boot camp on Saturday morning, and I had to cancel because it felt horrible. Felt horrible all Friday.

Then I went to bed super early thinking, okay, I'm still going to try to wake up for the boot camp. Couldn't happen. So what you're saying is you had morning sickness over the weekend. No, I'm saying I was, felt horrible. What I'm hearing is she had morning sickness over the weekend. That's what it sounds like. Well, you can take it is what you want, but I was pumped about this,

and it was like a girls boot camp, and something I was definitely excited about, but I had to back out. And I normally don't ever really miss workouts, but had to. 20 minutes away from the update. What we're going to find out is if Amy thinks she's pregnant by anything else happening in her life.

our body, you know what you mean? Oh, I know what you mean. Can't wait. So 20 after next hour. Yeah. What are we betting here? Oh, I already know. Like, I'm so convinced that she's pregnant.

For sure. This is a lot of stuff going on. Coincidence? I think not. Okay, Eddie says he thinks she's pregnant. Well, we're going to find out really is if Amy started her period. Like, that's really we're going to do. Right, that's what we're looking for.

That's what we're looking for. Yeah. Lunchbox. Oh, bun in the oven. And I'm hoping. times two. What? Twins. That's what that means. I know.

Okay, okay, okay. That's a lot. I'm going to go with, I don't think she's pregnant. Oh, man. And I have no insider tip. You promise. No insider. There's no insider training happening here. I'm not Martha Stewarting this thing.

We're going straight. Yeah. Bobby doesn't know anything. I don't know. Purposely. He does know I miss Spook Camp. And your gut says no? My guts, I've just been through this with her so many times.

Yeah. But her gut says, I felt like you saw, I don't know. I don't know if you did. I saw nothing. Whatever it is, hold off and tell me later what you think I saw because I don't know. Okay. All right. All right, Joe Don from Rascal Flats is on.

Hey, dude. That's actually Gary. Oh, you guys always together? Yeah, I just jumped out of his pocket. All right. So, Gary and Joe Don are both there. And Jay. All Rascal Flats are back with us.

So we had a chair delivered to the studio for NADA, our producer, from you guys. Yeah. Legit from you guys? Legit. Absolutely. We put it together. We went out to Home Depot and got us a little a... A little socket set, little first-time socket set.

All right, cool. And, yeah, we put it together from out of... Well, we appreciate that. It's amazing to me that you guys are always together. I know. You know what was funny was that we tried to airbrush them. three of our faces on the seat, but it didn't come out. Because you saw Amy's chair had Dirk's Bentley's face on the seat.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. And our seat part was a little too small, so we couldn't airbrush the three of us. Plus, we don't know how to airbrush. Oh, that's the problem, too. All right, Rascal Flats on the phone. By the way, they were on Friday. The record, back to us is out. Hope everybody takes to listen to it. Hope everybody downloads it. And they sent Nada up a chair because we couldn't afford our own chairs, and our company didn't buy them for us. So artists have sent chairs to every person in the room except me. So Rascal Flats come through for Nottie. Here we go. Hey, boys appreciate it very much.

Hey, it's our pleasure. Nada getting in your chair. They wrote a note on it too. Got a big note on it. They wrote lots of notes on it. Yeah, the whole thing is like a note. It says, Tanada, please have a seat. We love you.

P.S., this may rub off on white pants. They wrote him in black pants. And then they said PSS, no white pants after Labor Day. That's funny. Thank you, guys. I love it. Look at that. Let's see.

That's awesome. Sit in it. That's not comfortable with it. It looks super comfy. Ooh, it's very comfy. I need it to be taller, though. I'm kind of short. See.

Yep. There it is. Oh, it goes up. Oh, that's pretty legit. It goes up. I get the Rascal Flats coming through for Nata. Look it out. The Rascal Flats.

I hate it when I call on that. Duh. Thanks, guys. So I guess everybody's got a chair Except Except me Forever ago Isn't your person

Probably the richest Probably Hold on Let me just Let me just So months ago My back was hurting And I said

Oh my back's killing me I wish the company would buy me a chair And they didn't And I was like Maybe we can ask for chair sponsors From the wonderful artists Of the country music community And so then all of a sudden

you guys' back started hurting because mine did. Whatever, fine. Lunchbox got a chair from Carrie Underwood. Yeah, Cherry Underwood, and let me tell you, my back feels great. She's amazing. Eddie got a chair from Tim McGraw. Chair McGratham. Chair McGrossum.

Amy got a chair from Dirk's Bentley with his head on it, and it says, pimping joy. Yeah, I'm just sitting here in my bitly. Oh, boy. Ray got a chair from Kip Moore. Yeah. Just chilling in the glass room. Nida's got a chair from Rascal Flats. That's really comfortable.

And Bobby got a chair from? No, I'm still in the same old one. Oh. Yeah, I guess Garth's been... Busy? Yeah, he is busy. He's probably doing concerts or something right now. He does like two shows in one night.

Oh, I know. That's why I probably didn't even know about it yet. I'm the only one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay, Garth. Your time will come. Yeah. Maybe. Dang.

I'm officially back on it. I took a week off of just life. Like, the good life. That healthy life? Yeah. That's normal. So I took and I didn't exercise one time last week. A lot of unhealthy meals.

But my body is like breaking out now. So I'm back, but I got like pimples and stuff. Like I'm in weird parts of my body. And that's because you lived life? Don't live life, guys. What happens is my body's not used to whatever the bad food I was putting into it. So it starts to break out and be scared. Oh, man.

Your skin is your largest organ. It's like, blah. No, it ain't. Yes, it is. Okay. Oh. It is, I'm pretty sure it is, right? That's hard.

Yes, it is. Okay. So, like, I'm back at it. So, this morning I had protein pancakes. It was the one day that I have and will see Lindsay, my girlfriend, from last week and this week. Like, one day and 15 days, right? Yeah. So she woke up and made breakfast this morning.

She makes his protein pancakes. And I had those. And it's good. But I'm healthy now. I did yoga yesterday afternoon. Yeah? Her and I did. She's good, and I'm not.

And that's frustrating. But you had your tights on. Do you see them? Yeah, I did. Spider-Man tights. On my Snapchat. I guess, yeah, I put them on. People just think I'm better at yoga when I wear those tights.

So do you wear the shorts over them? The red ones I do because they're not meant to be. Seen? Yeah, they have, the red ones allow, they're bulges. The black ones are real tights, like you can wear it and not worry about it. Got it. Yeah, the red ones you have to. Yeah, I'm glad you're aware of that.

Some people are not. Oh, you mean people sometimes wear them, you can see? I've always used you look in the mirror. And there's a mirror right here in the classroom. Can you see? Like you should go home? You know what you're saying? Yeah.

Especially sometimes I've been in yoga when guys wear shorts and they don't wear underwear and they don't have a lighter. Yeah, I told you this before. And we do certain moves. I'm like, no, no. No. There's a student who slept a laxative into a teacher's coffee. No. And eighth grader, don't laugh.

That's what makes people do. I'm funny. I'm sorry. I'm not laughing. Who is facing criminal charges after he put laxative in a teacher's coffee. I don't think it was funny. A teacher had seen eight pills fall into a sink after she dumped out her coffee. Eight?

She reported the incident of the principal. Police were called. The pills did not dissolve, luckily. Students said they saw the boy with the pills. They asked him, he confessed. And so you can't put things in food. You can't. If you're in a restaurant, and let's say,

I go in and you spit my food That's not a felony It used to not be And once I was on the radio And somebody called another radio station We're like yeah I spent body bones food Once at a restaurant And I was like you gotta be kidding me

And so I don't know if it was true or not But man I felt sick I didn't know what restaurant it was Yeah I don't think they wanted to stay on the radio You guys remember that? Yeah I do remember that And as a celebrity

You have to worry about that everywhere you go I really don't worry about that at all Yeah I don't expect that Michael Phelps says he's not going to swim competitively anymore because I thought he may come back and try the breast, right? That's his really good one. And the next Olympics, it says he's not in 2016.

No, no, no, no. In 2020, he's not going to come back and swim. Okay. It'd have been cool, look. He'd have been like 60. So it'd have been cool to see. 60. He'd been like 34.

See someone older. But that's like 60 in competitive swimming, right? Yes. Because Katie Ledecchi, the first time she's swimming, what was she, like 15 or something? Yeah, 15 or 16. Same with Michael Phelps, and they last until like 25, then they're done. Oh, wow. so he's gone over.

Yeah. We are probably a minute or two away from Amy's pregnancy enough. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, there's nowhere to go. I'll stay tuned. Stay tuned. I will.

Everybody stay tuned here. So if you're brand new to the show, Amy has two kids moving into our house in 38 days. Wow, already 30 days? Mm-hmm. Okay. Amy's an... She adopted two kids, and they should be moving in the house in 30 days. days. And she adopted these kids. Just a back story. Her and her husband tried to have kids

forever and they couldn't. They went through all the tests and they did all the, you went to the fertilization clinic or what I don't know what they call it. Well yeah, I mean I went to doctors for fertility treatment. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah. So they do that and then she tried to adopt domestically. But if you move, even your house, even in the same neighborhood, like it gets a race, they have to start over. And because her husband was deployed, the adoption just kept getting a race. They kept having to start over. Then she wanted a mission, trip to Haiti, part of a woman's conference there, and as she did, they went on a tour of an

orphanage, and she found a little boy and a little girl, and she's like, these are my kids. So she adopted them. Thirty-eight days until they moved in the house. And Amy's like, man, if one more person tells me that because I'm adopting, I'm going to get pregnant, I'm going to go bonkers. Everybody says that's what's going to happen.

All the sudden, Amy's like, bleh, like wanting to throw up in the studio. Well, I did. And then all of a sudden, she's like, I've put on weight. And all of a sudden, you need a meet again. All of a sudden, lunchboxes' mom goes, for sure Amy's pregnant. All these things are factoring in. I get a drum roll here. Amy? These two guys think you're pregnant. I do not. Come on. Yeah, we do. Now, it may not even be and I'm pregnant or not, but we may, we're going to know a big factor. What did you think I noticed

before, by the way? Well, if I say that, I'll give it away. Oh, okay. What I can tell you. I mean, I will say that for about four days, all I could hear was lunchbox's mom in my head. Once Amy starts eating meat, she's going to get pregnant. That has stuck with me ever since he said that. Okay, go ahead. Not only that, I felt extra psychotic lately, and I was thinking, man, these hormones are just not even normal. They are off the charts. So are these, is this pregnancy hormones?

Is this what it's really like? So on Saturday, I decide that I need to buy a pregnancy test because. Oh, wow. Oh, I didn't know this had to. Okay, hold on. Hold that thought. Hold that time. We're out of time.

Right home we're out of time. Shut up. We've got to come right back. What? Ray, true or false, we're out of time. That's terrible. I know. I know.

I know. It's not a long one. It's not a long one. Hold on. Come on. So what do you want to talk about? The weather. Okay, come on, come on.

Come on. I didn't even know I had the time limit last time. I didn't either. I looked up and it was time to get a commercial. Hey, Stacy and Canton, Ohio. Hello. Hey, thanks for calling. What's going on?

So I was just calling in about Amy possibly being pregnant. kind of have a similar story. My parents were told that they could not have kids. They adopted my brother and my sister. And shortly after that, my parents got pregnant with me and my sister. Boom. Twins? Twins.

Boom. That's what time is two. That's what lunchbox predicted for me. Wow. So Eddie says she's pregnant. Lunchbox predicted twins. I don't think Amy's pregnant. But Stacey, thank you for the story and thank you for listening.

You're welcome. That being said, I'm sorry. What, Stacey? I said have a good day. Okay, you have a good day too. Sorry about that. Okay. Down to it.

Drum roll, please. Amy. Oh, you ready to get to this. Yes. Tell us about that new baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, hey, babies. Okay, so Friday night I'm not feeling well.

Saturday morning. I have to miss a boot camp. I'm not feeling that great. So I'm like, okay, forget it. After texting with some girlfriends, I'm like, I can't hear you. Oh, come on. You turn me down.

Yeah. I just like, I've got to get a pregnancy test. I don't really know. Were you nervous walking into the store to get the test? I mean, this is probably like the 200th pregnancy tests I've purchased, so no. But I will say, here's my confession, is that I feel like I've put on whatever this crazy front is where I'm like, I'm over it. I don't need to get pregnant. We have our two kids.

I've got a 6-year-old, 10-year-old, both healthy daughter and son. Like, we're happy. We're content, right? Everything's fine. I'm not bummed if you know about this so I mean I've been saying that for a while now right and last time we did pregnancy test it was on air and it didn't seem real although it was it just seemed like you know kind of just fun and then it was negative and I was like okay whatever I don't care well this is the first time where I really felt myself caring again and that was weird for me because I was like okay this could be kind of neat like a baby and two kids and then I started thinking all of a sudden how I've really really really want to breastfeed, I know that sounds weird. I don't know. But I do.

I have that desire. So anyway, I get that and I'm like, decided I have the pregnancy test, but I'm going to take it on Sunday. That way I can know for work on Monday what's going down. And then Saturday afternoon at 2 p.m. I started my period. Oh. I know. This is how you tell us?

That's how you break it to me? That's how you let us know? I mean, trust me. And it was the first time in a really, really, really, really, really long time. So I think I learned something about myself, too, is I've kind of been in denial about my, I don't know, desire to have a baby. And now that the kids are coming, I'm like, well, it would be cool if they had like a little. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I don't know what's, now I think with the kids coming in like a month, I'll have so much excitement that I won't really be disappointed if it happens again.

But this is one of the last times I'll, I guess this is one of the last times I'll have a period without children in my. house. What a weird thing to think of. Yeah, it's really weird. Well, isn't it? It's kind of like those last things. I don't know if that's what's causing a certain amount of significance. I have no idea. All I know is that it felt, I haven't felt that like, want, want, want, want, want, feeling. I don't know how to put it, because I don't want to be Debbie Downer at all. I'm super thankful that I have children coming. I don't want this to be a negative at all, but I did realize that I think I've been putting up a front. I have, and it's, it's not easy. and I'm just being transparent, but whatever.

What did I see? Well, this morning, I realized when you walked in and then I swiped them off the desk because I was in your office and I had two Midol sitting on the table and I didn't know if you saw him, but I moved them. Oh, that's just another day for you. I didn't think anything else. I know. I was like, well, I do take Midol on the regular even if not because I feel like might all cures all.

But I thought that that would be a dead giveaway, but I thought I got off the table just in time. Well, I'm sorry that you're not pregnant. Well, that's okay. I didn't really want to be. Oh, boy. Here she goes again. Here she goes again. One, I'm sorry that you were disappointed.

You weren't pregnant. Two, you thought the last time you did it was fun because we all were with you. So let me recommend the next time you just have us over. Yeah, well, I'll go to the house. Well, I'll go to the house. I wasn't even going to take the test until Sunday, so who knows. Because I wanted my husband to be, yeah, we were going to, yeah, anyway. No, not him.

Us. I mean, it's cool if he's there too. Yeah, he did. Honestly. But you know how much fun is if we're there? Yeah. But if it had been positive. I was already trying to plan out.

How would I handle that on the air? I mean, how, I don't think there, I think I would be ready to tell y'all ASAP, but I don't think my husband would be. So I was like, how am I going to say that? Like, oh, I got nothing to say. Yes, you would have said nothing. Because, again, what I predicted was if she was pregnant, that you would have come to me before and said,

I can't talk about it. Don't mention it. And we would have just done a whole show without mentioning it. Oh, we were just like, but people were already tweeting like. They were. But remember, last week I said, if it doesn't get mentioned, you know there's something up. Yeah, you did say that.

Oh, I didn't catch that. Yeah. So even though she said no now, is there still a chance? No, because she said no. Ah, God. No, I... She said no, no. She brought the test for you to look at.

She did? No, I never took the test. I didn't have to because... Trust me. We're ready to go. We're all good. You don't... You don't...

You don't... You don't know. Maybe. Well, I'm... Listen. That's extra crazy. 38 days till your kids move in. Yeah.

Wow. Or less. Amy told us she didn't think she's pregnant because she had her period. on Saturday. Were you late? Yes. I was four and a half days late

because I was counting. Dr. Miller is on, who's an OBGYN. Hi, Dr. Miller. Hello. Thank you for calling the show. I really appreciate it. Not a problem. Are you a legitimate doctor?

Yes, I am. Okay, just want to make sure. So Amy's here. What would you like to say to her? Well, first of all, Amy, I understand where you're coming from. I have been in the same situation. but first of all, I want to tell you to.

Now, just because you have started your cycle does not mean that you could not be pregnant. I would like for you to take the pregnancy test first thing in the morning whenever you get up and you go to the restroom. Even though you have started, there is still 89% chance that you could be pregnant. A lot of women don't realize that when you have started your cycle, you could still be pregnant. And I don't know if you knew that or not, but I have had a lot of women come into my practice. this and say, well, I know I'm not pregnant because I started my cycle. It actually turns out that they are pregnant.

I've had one coming in here recently, and she had a period this entire time, and she ended up being six months pregnant. Wow. Yeah, I mean, I know that happens because I've seen that TV show. Like, I had no idea I was pregnant, and then boom, they go to the bathroom and a baby comes out. But, okay. I mean, I have the test, so I guess I could do it in the morning, but. Could you do it right now? No, I don't have it, like, physically, but I haven't at my house.

No, no more live on the stick. No live on the stick. I would not be a good time because the first time you get up and you go to the bathroom, that is the most accurate time to take a pregnancy test. Okay. That is whenever your body is, you know, more fertile and everything else. That would be, I hate to say it this way, that that is whenever your urine is going to be the best.

Yeah, that's fine to put it that way. Dr. Miller, thank you very much for the call. 89%. It's all of them. And I hope everything works out. for you. And I also got the two babies who had it myself. Oh, awesome.

Thank you, Dr. Miller. Have a safe trip to work. Wow. Okay. So it lives on. Game changing. Wow. I didn't know the percentage was that high of people that at least still had one cycle after they were pregnant. I know it's not common for you to have one like that girl that had it six months or even like, you know, the crazy stories you hear about, but still. Paula and Mississippi, how are you?

Hi, I'm good. Good morning. Thank you. Good morning. What would you like to say to Amy? Well, Amy, I had a miscarriage for the second one, but my second pregnancy that went to time, I had a period every single month. And because of the miscarriage, we raced back to the doctor every month. Oh, wow. Because we had to do phone go to make sure he was okay, and he was. And everything was great. So I'm with Dr. Miller, take the desk.

I have a whole phone list. I have 13 calls on right now that all say the same thing. Not that you are. I still don't think you are. but I think because you're right still in it, like emotionally. Were you asking like how many days I was late? I wonder if be being so late played into it or how I'm not joking. I was extra psychotic and extra just like not feeling great.

I'm not saying that that's it. But now of course my brain's playing tricks on me like I wonder if that means anything. But it's almost like when I did start my cycle on Saturday, it was almost like a relief of like, okay, I'm not crazy. It is hormones, you know? I like that feeling. Because otherwise I'm like, okay, I'm losing my mind. I am a miserable human that can't hang out with people because I'm crazy. Tomorrow morning.

If we don't hear anything about it, you know why. If we do, you know why. There we go. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. How much of the Billboard Music Awards did you see last night? I don't know how long we watched it.

My husband and I watched maybe like 45 minutes or something. What do you think? I mean, I thought it was okay. I thought Sam Hunt did great. I liked watching Ed Shearing, even though he wasn't physically doing it there, he was in some other country. Celine Dion was awesome. Okay, so I had some clips of this stuff. Okay.

Celine Dion performed my heart will go on. Yeah. Why? Because the song is turning in Titanic 20 years old. Wow, really? Yeah. That's really her singing? Yeah.

That's insane, man. She killed it. Like maybe the best singer of our lifetime. Like just because she's been able to, if that's really her still singing, she was young and was nailing it and still is nailing it when she's not that young anymore. And a lot of singers lose it. Yeah. Because like Mariah Carey, she can't sing anymore.

True. And she can hit a ha. Or no, hard net. Probably a little higher net. I can't get it higher. Maybe a little higher. But she can hit that note. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Perfectly. But if Celine Dion's still singing like that, she arguably was already. I mean, even, I'll have to see it when she gets Aretha old, because Aretha could hold it, and she still can't sing really well. So we looked it up, she's 49. Slane Dion's only 49. Yeah, it was a 49 or 59.

You got to be 59. Hold on, I remember my husband being like, how old is she? She has to be 59. Somebody else get it. She is 49. Yes. Celine Dion? That can't be real.

She was born March 30th, 1968. You even have me second-guessing myself, but legit, my husband and I were like, how old is she? Because she looks amazing. She's singing great. Well, then that's why she sings so well. Yeah, why do you think she was older? Let's hold this conversation for about six more years.

Wait. So does that mean whenever she put out this song, she was only 29? Maybe she just looked older. Wow. Maybe she just always seemed older to us because she was her music so mature. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was married to a really old guy.

Yes, yes. That's true. He was a lot older. Yes. Okay, so, but anyway, I'm still going to say, Maybe the greatest singer of our lifetime. Wow. Yeah.

That was good, though. I wonder who it is the best singer in country music, straight pure vocalist. Carrie. That's who comes to my mind first. And this is like no bull crap. I've been lucky enough to sing with, and then again, I'm not a great singer.

I'm not even a good singer. But we have a band called The Raging Idiots, and people will come and perform with us. And I've been able to sing with everybody just about. and the only person who I was like knocked down by when she started singing is when Carrie on to what and I were doing a duet at the Rhyman and she started singing and I was like like a little bit took the wind out of me because she was live

and in person singing that perfectly who else would I have sang everybody comes in here and sings like Laura Elena sings really but again solid nobody so far carries on her own level who else Stapleton

Yeah. Chris is really good. Yeah. Like, Chris is so unique, though. Like, he's really good and it's really... Carrie's singing like in the same tone of everybody else. It's just better. Yeah.

Like, nobody sings like Stableton, and he sings awesome. I have one that is just... It always blows me away when I hear him. Darius Rucker. Pure. Pure voice. Darius is singing as like his performing. He's just a professional.

Yeah. Like, there's a reason he made. He's just good. Like, straight up, just really good. but that's a tough list. I still have to go with Carrie, though. I'm telling you, Garth sings, and I know you guys give me a hard time

for being Garth, Garth, Garth, Garth. Like, Garth sings beautifully. I think Garth could have wanted any format from the start and made it. He sings. When I saw him perform in Vegas, and it was just him and his guitar, because I went to that show. I went to all the shows. I've been to all the shows, okay?

Every Garth show I've been to. I was just like, oh my goodness, this is unlike anything else. But we all, consensus saying it's Carrie? Yeah. Yeah, I'll go Carrie. Okay. All right, so that's Celine Dion. Let's see Miley Cyrus performed last night. Malibu? It sounds very country.

I heard it, like, I listened to it on Nairat radio, and I didn't think it sounded like country. I thought it sounded like beachy. Okay, let me hear. Did she perform two different songs? Because let me hear. Okay. That sounds country. Yeah. It was pretty country. That sounds country right there. Wow. Just a fiddle, huh?

Yeah. It's a song, whatever, but yeah, the fiddle make anything sound country. That is a fiddle, right? That's the fiddle. Here's the Chris Cornell tribute. The guy from Magic and Dragons. That's who that was.

Yeah, went up and did the Chris Cornell tribute. Soundgarden and audio slaves, Chris Cornell was a true innovator. Do you not sing? No, he just talked about him. Oh, I thought he was singing. Blake Shelton accepting for top country artist. I know this award is based on facts and and industry thing sales and streaming and radio airplay and all that stuff.

But I think that all kind of comes down to a fan voted award if you think about it. Because if it wasn't for the fans, we wouldn't have the sales and the ticket sales and the airplay. So thank you fans. It is weird to politics to go into not this, because this is a lot of data. Okay. But they go into the other awards, the country awards. So it's not data? Blake, no, not really.

Blake can't get nominated for an ACM or a CMA entertainer of the year, but he wins the data awards. Like Sam Hunt and Chris Ableton sell more records than anybody, yet they don't get put in some of these board categories. Wow. It's very political in this format. Yeah, I try to stay out of it. Try to stay out of politics. Me too. I have Sam Hunt performing.

He did good. He did real good. Sam Hunt just sells. That body like a backerote should have been a number one song for like five weeks. six weeks. Our format's ruining itself because we're giving number ones to everybody every week. So whatever charts, these aren't just the billboard charts. So they, when they were in trying him, Vanessa Hudgem was like, or whoever it was, was like, this song spent 14th week number one. On the billboard chart because they take radio play and streams and

it's just like radio and labels are trading out number ones. It's stupid. It's stupid. Yes. So when it says number one, which number one matters? You take the pick. You can pick. Like to people hear the radio number one matters But in your eyes if you're looking up an artist And you want to say I don't care It just sales That's all the matters

Oh I go to iTunes Yeah Oh that one's sold the most There's no reason that this song Should have only been a two-week number one It's a joke that it wasn't Like the back of my head You were 15

He's good That was another one when he came in the very first time I told the story before I was blown away at how good he could sing. Because you're like, okay, good-looking guy. They brought you in because you're good-looking. You don't pull me. And then he starts singing and playing a toy and you're like, whoa, she got braids in her hair.

You're like, wow. Good for Sam. I like that guy. What do you want to do? What are my options? What are my options? I have all the top records, like the bot records. You know what that song I like?

Is that Harry Style song? It's a good one. You know what it's, it sounds like David Bowie. Oh, yeah. It's like maybe a little queen, very 70s. Just stop you crying. It's a sign of the times. It's the number one album.

Welcome to the final show. I hope you wearing your best clothes. It's called Harry Styles. But yeah, it's, I like it. And it never picks up. It never goes, break down. It just is what it is. I think he's going to be a good artist.

Yeah, I do too. There's always one or two that are really good artists. And those boy bands. So he's like the Justin Timberlake breaking away? Could be. Yeah. And being actually six. Like three of them have good songs.

Zach Brown band had the number two record, number one in country with Welcome Home. My old man. Sold 146,000 copies. It was good. It's good a week. Kendrick was at three. I can play humble. I'll work out to this record.

good life. There's not a lot of country that I can work out to. And people get me a hard time for saying that sometimes. Like, come on, you just listen to country all the time. Well, I don't. When I work out, I don't. Like, Brothers Osborne ain't my fault. That's about the only song, really, on my country.

Body, like a back road. No. Oh, you don't, I like to work out to that. It's too laid back. I like to get it on to that song. Okay. Shut up. Amy's told you to shut up twice a day.

I don't know. What else did I tell when you shut up on? Something else. I don't know. Yeah, Stapleton was a four. I don't. Shut up. I'm telling you, that Guardians of the Galaxy, the awesome mixed volume two,

it reminds you that there is such good songs. Because in Guardians of the Galaxy, he has cassette tapes that he brought from Earth. That's cool. Yeah, and I was just looking through some of the music, because it was the number five album, and it sold 70,000 copies of their album, right? But it's just a bunch of old songs. For example, this is, here, let's do this one. And as it's playing, you're like,

that's a good song, like it before we were born, but still. Where's a braided chain. I like it. Yeah, man. A silver from the north of Spain. A locket that bears the name of a man that branded love. And here's another one, Mr. Blue Sky from Electric Light Orchestra. Same movie soundtrack.

You'll know it. It kind of sounds like a Beatles song. Yeah, it's. These are all old songs. I like it that a movie soundtrack is cool again. Do you guys know this? No, I know if I'm a commercial. Look up what year it is.

Either it's really old or really new. That's something that would make me know it. A commercial. Okay. Mr. Blues guy What year? What year? 1977.

But it's so old that it can be right now. It can be current right now. Like this sounds come all the way back around. That's cool, huh? This is that guy that... Yeah. The guy with the sunglasses and the big hair. Sam Hunt.

No. All right. All right. A timekeeper over there. Oh, big time now. That guy comes marching in the room if I'm over. The crazy thing about Chris Pratt too is he was like living in a van. Like just a, I wouldn't say homeless because he was choosing to be.

Like he was just like a stoner dude who was just like, eh, whatever. He just wanted like no possessions. Yeah, and he was like, if I'm making, I make it, I'm just going to go live in a van. He's poor, but he just chose it. And then he was an actor. And he got cast and a few things. He got parks and wreck. He was a chubber.

guy in Parks and Rec. Like, that was his thing. He was the fat guy. And Garden to the Galaxy, he's a beast. So did he get that role and then get ripped for that role? What got him ripped? Probably that role. I'm not for sure. But he's ripped in this role. Yeah. I never even seen the movie, but I know. Oh, you'd like it. I would? Yeah, you would. It's not too dirty. Like, Deadpool, I don't think you'd like that much. Yeah. Because they curse a lot. You'd like Guardian of the Galaxy 1 and then 2 probably. You should watch it. So Chris Pratt's in it and he's a big country music fan. And so that's when I met him at IHard Festival two years ago. He said, Bill, him and Anna Farras. They're married. Yep. They're still married, right? Yes. He just put this up

on Instagram about Chris Stapleton, Chris Pratt did. Chris Pratt here. So, hey, listen, anyone who knows me knows that I'm a giant country music fan and happened to be a big fan of Chris Stapleton. I think I've mentioned that a couple times in interviews and possibly he caught wind of that. I've actually never met him in person, but guess what? He just sent me my own personalized Chris Stapleton Mix tape. It's a literal cassette tape like he has in the movie because he plays everything on cassette still. Oh, that's cool. Oh, snap.

That is just one of the many many wonderful blessings that have come my way, man. I don't even know what to say except for if you're watching this, Chris. Mr. Stapleton, thank you. I'm a huge fan. And look, he even sent this Sony Walkman so I can listen to it. Cool. Oh, that's cool. Do you see that couple that drove down the road with a man on the back of the car?

What, what, man? They were in Memphis, and they were leaving a festival. Police pulled him over, and they were like, hey, you know, you got a guy back of your car? There was a drunk man sleeping on the trunk on the outside of the car. And the officer came up and he said, Mr. Are you sure, are you aware that there's a body on your trunk? And, you know, that did not, I mean, that did not register. He goes, Mr. I'm not messing with you.

There is a body on your trunk. So I got out, we walked around, and sure enough, there he was. Still hanging on, still unconscious, just laying there. I have no explanation other than that little lip right there. It saved his life. The officer had to wake the guy up. Carl says he was so drunk he started to stumble into traffic, and the officer grabbed him. Carl tells us he's just thankful for the officer's good police work.

Good job, man. Good job. He was just outstanding. Wow. And it wasn't just a short drive. They were driving for like 14 months. Miles. Yeah.

Oh, I was picturing they, like, turned out of the venue and they're like, you got to call. Even then you think you fall up immediately, right? Yeah. Yeah, there was that.

That's crazy. Mr. Bobby Bowen on Instagram, if you want to follow me. I'm trying to hit a million. I still have hundreds of thousands to go. I'm trying to hit a million. A million. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. And if you want to come see me in Fort Wayne or Baton Rouge, my stand-up comedy show, Bobby Bonescom. Come on, Bobby Bones Show. Amy talked about if she's pregnant or not, Because she was late by almost five days, started her cycle on Saturday.

So she didn't have to take the test. But then a doctor called in and said, whoa, whoa, whoa. That happens all the time. Yeah. So tomorrow Amy's going to take the test. Just when you thought it was over, there's a new season to be continued. So a legit doctor called OBGYN. Yeah, she was legit.

And she said it happens all the time. So that happened today. That was crazy how she said it happens all the time. I didn't know that. She said 89%. What about your weekend, Wichita? It was awesome. Two nights?

Yes. It's crazy. I did two stand-up shows on Wichita. I love it there. This is the best. It's just the best. It's the best crowds. They're awesome.

Love it there. Yeah, I did that. Walker Hays is done with you? Are you done with him? Yes. How does that work? We only were going to do one leg at the comedy tour. It's only going to be January to the end of May.

Okay. And so that was us. And so now we start back in the, end of June because people came to the first show. I can believe it. So we start back in June and Carly Pierce comes out and she's taking that spot. So we do Fort Wayne, Indiana, and Baton Rouge and a lot of places. Oh, so you're taking like a little comedy hiatus for like a week. For like a month. But we're, yeah, I have other work stuff to do. Oh, okay. It's mostly only because it works. I know. I was like, what are you going to be doing on the weekends? That's weird.

I actually have off this weekend for the first time. For the first real weekend I've had off in a long time. And I'm thinking about going to watch Chris Rock in Atlanta. Okay, if you change your mind, I got other plans for you. Why? You can come see the kids. Where? Let's go to Haiti. Oh, no.

Thank you. It's probably one of your last chances to go. They'll be here in 38 days. It doesn't matter. You always know me maybe you'd go. I know. Maybe will. What if they're not?

What if I were to tell you that it's not going to be 30 days? What if I told you? What if I told you I didn't come back today? What have I told you about you? You're doing the song? Huh? Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're going to be here in a month. I know, but I mean, so you'll go to it. Atlanta, but you won't come to Haiti. Got it. Yes, I will, because that's driving four hours. And I'll go see my girlfriend because we spent yesterday. We spent probably 12 hours together. The only 12 hours we spent together for a week. Now, she's gone again unless I drive to Atlanta on Saturday. I won't see her for another two weeks. Okay.

Do you see where they put out, by the way, we were talking about the hot guy list. Do you see that? We were like, we can never put out a hot girl list. And they did. And then taste the country. female did it. A female did female hot girls. Oh, that makes sense. And so Lindsay, my girlfriend, made the list. Wow.

Of the top 10. Yeah, look at that. Look at her. I put her number one. It was me. But whatever. I think they lowballed her a little bit. Yeah, so Lindsay made... Here, we're going on. Cassidy Pope made it. Lindsay L. Hillary Scott. Miranda Lamber.

Carrie She can hear those church bells Ring in, ring in Lauren Elena I don't want to miss anybody Aubrey Sellers Jesse James Decker Faith Hill

There were 10 of them Kelsey Ballerine Yeah congratulations I didn't make the list I have no comments Except I think my girlfriend should have been higher I would have put Lindsay Lennie Lennie Lennie Lennie Lennie

at number one And hey Number 9 on the page We're number one of my heart What about that? Oh, I like that Miranda Lambert sent us a bunch of dog stuff, which is nice of her. She's doing the Mutt March.

She really is passionate about these animals. A hundred percent. Yeah, that's just cool. It's legit. It's like they say a BSer can see a BSer. Like I can always tell when someone comes in and they're not really being, they're like being fake artisty. A dog lover can tell another dog lover. Like, I'm diehard dog lover.

And when Miranda, you can just see that she loves these dogs. Yeah. Like game-recognized game. She's got the rescue record to prove it. She does. So I appreciate what you send us, Miranda. That was very nice of you. I would look up, Google that, the Mutt March.

Mutt Nation. But the March she's doing. Yes. So I think Eddie has a gambling problem. I think he always downplay. He downplays everything. But I think Eddie has a gambling problem. What did you hear this time?

Well, because our producer, Raymond, says you called them this weekend. Raymond! What's wrong with you? While you're with your kids. Yeah, my wife. To make a bet, like secretly on the preakness? Well, here's the deal. Yeah, look at his face.

On the what? It's one of the Triple Crown horse races. The horse races were on TV, and I thought for a second, like, huh. Like, I've never ever bet on horses. I used to bet on greyhounds back of the day with my dad, like, back where I grew up. But I asked my wife, I was like, hey, if I call Ray and he's, like, able to bet, like, do you want to place a bet? Do you want to place a bet? So you're trying to make it fun for her too.

Of course. If something's on TV and we can make it fun and bet, like, to have 20 bucks or whatever, and, like, I'm all for it. 10 or 20 bucks or whatever. Hey, so I called the bookie up. Ray, Ray. Eddie's our video producer with two kids and a wife, and he's always gambling, but he always acts. No, no, no, no, no big thing.

Yeah, I think gambling's fun for some weird reason. Like, it's a party to me. But are you winning or are you losing? I want 30 bucks. He actually won. So, hey, say all you want. But overall, like, do you feel like you're losing money? Overall, I haven't lost any money.

I've played on all winnings. That's bull crap. You know what? I'll take it back to fantasy sports that we used to do. Okay, I've lost. Yeah, just in gambling, you don't come ahead. Period. You just don't come ahead.

Because if that was three years ago, two years ago, I don't count that stuff. How much did you bet? You bet $30? It was $20. Because sometimes you come on air and talk about how life is so hard, sometimes with money and, like, kids and spending things and blah. It is. You'll find that soon.

Here's what gamblers do. They only talk about their winnings. They never talk about their losing. Take it from someone who had to stop gambling completely. Like, I had to quit. And he can talk about this one because his wife knew about it. Yeah. I can talk about all of them.

My wife knows about all my gambling. That's not true. I walk through and these two, Lunchbox and Eddie, have their computers open and they're on all these little gambling website every morning. And they're talking about, hey, how much you put on those? You got to make money somehow, dude. Yeah, work. He is working hard.

I'm working and gambling. You know that story about the kid putting laxative in his teacher's coffee? Yeah. And so he's in trouble legally. He's in trouble. Eighth grader. And he's kicked out of school for a bit. I was thinking the worst trouble ever got into a school.

And I got suspended one time for three days from French class. And think about the worst trouble you ever got in school. Because in French class, what I did once, we had Julius Caesar in French and we had to listen to the record. And I went in for the teacher, went in, and I was doing wika, wika, wika, wika, on the record player with Julius Caesar. And so I was like, what up everybody? And I had it playing and go, wika, wika, wika, wika, from palavu. Wic, wika, she kicked me out of class for three days. I got to spend it three days.

That's not even about bad. That's what I was saying. I never been in trouble a day of my life. And I was up doing some Beastie Boys in front of the class on the school record player with Jillian Caesar. And it was like, A2 Brutei, fricking, fricking. Out I went. That's funny. For three days.

What's the problem? She didn't think it's funny. That was the problem. Worst trouble you ever got into in school, Amy? I really didn't. I was always in trouble with either being late or talking consistently. So, I mean, sometimes I'd have to stay after. class or a lot of parent

teacher conferences probably for my mom. Okay. Lunchbox, do you ever get suspended? Oh yeah, I got suspended. One time that sticks out in my mind, volleyball playoffs. It was at our high school's gym, and our mascot was the Trojans,

and the Conley Cougars came in, and they put up a sign in our gym behind their benches that trashed the Trojans. Man, the Trojans stopped them, eliminated from the playoffs. So me and my friend Dom ran over there and ripped up their sign in front of them.

We're like, yeah, trashed the trucks and this hot boom and we threw the ripped up sign all over their team and we got suspended from school yeah for how many days three days do what's your parents do my parents are like oh it's probably not a good decision but i mean what are they going to do i was suspended like did you have to like hard labor while you're at home or anything no it's like three days off oh man see that's how some kids see it they're like i should cut three days off yeah there was a passenger who got taped to the seat after they tried to rush the cockpit with the blanket in his hand do you guys see that Well, yeah, tape him down, man. Police at Los Angeles International Airport, so they caught, and he just was charging it. And they ended up having a, like, I think the drink cart in front of him, too. So it wouldn't get through?

Man. Was he just charging anything? He was just charging it? That's still scary, but. It doesn't say that he did. 25 years old. What are you going to say, man. Man, if I was on that, I'd probably run the other way.

Man. He liked to give me the hero, but probably not. I'd be like, oh, no, we're going to die. Yeah, I don't like people doing funny stuff. What if he was just trying to go to the bathroom? I don't think, I don't, listen, maybe he was. He's like, I got to be. So I had Wheeler Walker at my house, and so don't look at his music.

It's vulgar music, right? But he's really, he's funny if you're into that. I think it's funny. Okay. But I don't even curse my personal life, but I think what he's doing is funny. And he's telling stories. For example, apparently Jake Owen has his number. And he's telling a story.

about how Jake going facetined two in the morning? This is a Wheeler Walker. I'm on the Bobby cast, the show I'd do from my house. I got really upset because to me the granola operas a sacred place. It's the wrong clip. Hold on. Let me play this one. I got a message for Jake Owen. All right. Can we get his, my cell phone number out of his phone?

Two in the morning, he facetimes me the other. I'm like, dude, like, I'm in my underwear. He's on the road. He goes, I just met John Daley, you know, the golfer. He's like, we were playing your stuff. He loves it. Like, that's a text, brother. Damn, dang.

That's so funny. It's other stuff that's text-worthy. Yeah, is it? FaceTime-worthy. I love it. That's a text, brother. Just search bobbycats. There's no cursing.

And I was like, dude, I can have you at the house, and I can put you on the bobby cask. I think it's funny, but it's like no bad words. And so he came up. He did it. He went after Dylan Scott too hard. This is the new artist Dylan Scott. I'll play later. Like hard.

I don't even know what Walker, Wheeler looks like. Wheeler Walker. Yeah. Did you see my mess up, my tweet mess up? No, no, no, no, my text messed up this weekend. Yes, where you meant to text Walker Hayes like, hey, you want to write today, but you sent it to Clay Walker. Yes, it was a part of embarrassing. What?

So I was in Wichita, and Walker Hayes was this last weekend with me on my comedy tour, and we were going to write. I was like, hey, we're going to write today? But I just put in Walker on my phone and Clay Walker popped up, which is kind of a humble brag in itself. That Clay Walker's in your phone? Yeah, both. Yeah. And so I text Clay Walker, and I was like, hey, you want to write? It texted me back.

And I was like, oh. But then Clay Walker, also, when you put that tweet up, he was like, oh, yeah, I was a little disappointed that it was a mistake. That sucks. That'd be cool if I had with Clay Walker. Yeah, I felt pretty stupid because I was like, oh, we're in Kansas. Sorry about that. But it's pretty cool. Pretty humble braggy, too, to say that.

I like Clay Walker. He always remembers me, which is funny, because I, Clay walks like someone to listen on the radio of the kids. Like, yeah. This woman, that's a jam, huh? I could they be so in love. It's still a living of a sea. Dang, run.

Now nothing could be sadder than this woman, this woman and this man. I mean, you don't can ride a jam like that. Man, if so, count me in. Like, seriously. Seriously. Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America.

This is a Bobby Bones show. Social networks ranked by how likely they are to make you feel bad. Okay? Okay. So if you get on social media, how likely you are to feel bad after being on this certain social media. I wonder what you think first is. Facebook. Oh.

And I would have thought that, too, because that's the answer a year and a half ago. I know. I know. it's Instagram because of likes and how many likes you get because I know with teenagers it's like a big deal well it's Instagram just because of the pictures okay because it's so everyone's perfect life in pictures no one's putting up bunch of pictures of them sitting on the toilet with a wart on their elbow true yeah true is that would that be a nightmare that's me every day Bobby don't bear your soul um so yeah Instagram is the worst because it's filtered it's pictures of perfection you're like oh my life not like this so that's one Snapchat is two because again it's the video highlights of the world

Facebook is three and just because people aren't using Facebook like they used to. Facebook by the way still growing a popularity in use but it's just not being used for status updates anymore. What is it being used for? Video. Okay, gosh.

It's being used for by older people. Older people still do status updates. I see like a random ant or something I haven't seen in 10 years. Or yeah, older people to connect. My dad's always always. always like, this girl from high school, you'll never believe it. She Facebooked me on the Facebook.

I'm like, okay, dad. Twitter, fourth, YouTube is last. YouTube sometimes makes people feel better because you go watch videos that are like long form. Yeah. Learning shows. I guess I didn't consider YouTube a social platform. You know, a lot of people don't, but you can follow. You can follow us on our YouTube channel.

I don't even talk about that really. That's so true. You can subscribe. Subscribe is the word. I'm on YouTube all the time, but I never talk. We have a really good channel that we put, but we just actually link it and don't go, hey, subscribe. That's right. But you can't subscribe.

That'd be cool. Scott Dissick, and Amy was talking about him earlier. I always be reminded who he is. He's like the guy, like the, the, he was married to Courtney Kardashian. He's like the white guy looks like shaggy, right? I don't know. Like shaggy from Scooby-Doo? Okay, you're right.

When he has a beard, yes, but sometimes he's clean-shaven and he's the father of her children. And lunchwalks loves him. Yes. Okay. His house was broken in two. They stole a bunch stuff. Yeah, he was in Vegas celebrating his birthday. Burglars went through the rear door of his home, and deputies responded.

He wasn't home. He posted a bunch of pictures of him at a club, and they're saying, that's why you don't post pictures. When are you supposed to post pictures then? I understand, don't show pictures of you being away while you're away. What are he supposed to do? Save them? That's not the point of social media.

My point is to make you feel bad by my awesome pictures, right then. Yeah. So, also, I just expect someone to be rich like that to have a better security system. Well, neighbors say loud alarms didn't go off, but it did trigger a silent alarm. Okay. That's tricky. I know cops did show up. They did, but they still stole stuff.

That's weird. The silent alarm should be set up more than just a window. Yeah. Like my place, I have a perimeter of like. Yeah, you get zapped. No, it's not like the dog thing. Where we used to put the thing around, like, our arm and run through the dog fence back in the day. You did that?

You guys ever did that? No. Mount Pine Arc, that's how we had fun. Dang, dude. You put on that dog, this chocker thing with the invisible fence and you run through it. Yeah. Why don't more celebrities have that? He needs a lot of money.

I don't know. My point is, if you come into my yard, things start going off. Yeah. That's all. Music, lights. It's like one of those Christmas light displays. That'd be awesome. That'd be expensive.

I mean, I know that's what you have. No, not that big. Did you say it? Remember Acon? Whenever he said he had things with guns? We had Acon in once. And Acon was like, if you come into my property, this thing, these security things rise up with guns on them.

That would be so scary. Was he serious? Yeah. Yeah. He just raised a billion dollars for like a water initiative in Africa. Acon did a billion dollars. That is a lot. Isn't that crazy?

Well. Here's some foods that celebrities won't eat. Howie Mandel will not eat raisins. Taylor Swift will not eat sushi. Boy, by the way, do you have that Katie Perry song Going After Taylor Swift? Oh, I saw you post something about it. And I was like, oh, Taylor going back in the studio now.

It's a bad? Some bad blood, yeah. It's called Swish Swish. What? That's the name of it? Yeah. Because it's like, listen, if you're at, and they ask Katie Perry about it, and they're like, what's to me?

She's like, well, it's just about bullies. But it's like, for sure. It's like, in one part she goes swish, swish, swish. Oh, I don't know why I was shocked by that title. Well, it sounds like Swift, Swift, but that's what everybody's saying. Okay, okay. Hold on, let me see. Once I realized it was swish-swish, I was like, well.

It's pretty smart. We don't even have it in the system. Dang. I guess it's not a single. Dang, but Katie Perry's song's been sucking. Like, they haven't been doing that good. Oh, really? Yeah.

So she needs this. I don't know if it's a single, but it's like sweet and like, woo. And I was like, I put up a giff of a recorder. And I was like, Taylor going back in the studio. Mm-hmm. Don't fight with Taylor over music. Like, she will put out the. biggest, heart-wrenching, best hook ever in the whole world, and it be about you.

Dang. And then everybody's scary. And everyone's going to hear it, and they're going to think of you. I have a couple friends that have had songs written about them by her that aren't even really, the people don't even really know. Okay. One of them for specific. Huh?

Do you know that one? What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do. I do know it. I know it well.

I feel like I know who you're talking about, but I don't know the song. probably this one. I think I've also heard other songs that I don't even think really made it anywhere that are about people. She's good. Oh, no. She's lethal. She's good. What you got?

Do you know this one? Sparks Fly. This song you're thinking, right? Yes. Maybe it's on the internet. Sparks Fly. Yeah. Google, see if, don't want to say who it is.

Google see if that's up there. Because it may not be that much of a secret. Because I've talked to the person that's about. It comes up on Google. No, I don't know. It doesn't even say it. Don't even say it. I don't care.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I don't know how right that is. It's Google. Yeah, Google. Just Google.

Google. Google's never right. I'm going to read about it. How many syllables in his name? Total. Three. Yeah. Yeah.

Try it. Okay. All right. We're going to go. There's a Bobbycast up with a controversial singer Wheeler Walker Jr. Don't even look at his music. It's bad. For you and like it, Amy.

Oh, okay. bad words. But he was talking about, are you funny with Dylan Scott? He's the song, My Girl. Oh, yeah, I know that song. So he's talking about Dylan Scott. I got really upset because to me the Grand Laupre is a sacred place. He brought Chewbacca Mom on stage of the Grand Al Opry. I don't know if you know, Hank Williams Sr. is a band from the Grand Alopery. And Chubacabama is up there. I'm like, again, you don't have to be the most pure country arts in the world, but Chewbacca Mom ain't supposed to be on stage of the Grand Alopery. So I ripped on him and then, and I'm like, you're the reason Chewbacca Mom got on stage at the Granal O'Oxie.

You're my enemy now. I mean, it doesn't take much for you to not get in my, you know, just don't bring Chubacama on stage to the grandal opera in your phone. Then he goes in on it. Anyway. The guy that seems my girl. No. She's my girl.

He's a country song. It's like in the top 20 right now. She starts the temptations. And I was like, well, they brought Chubbacca, they wrote their off. He's mad at that dude because he brought Chubachamama. mom on stage. Gotcha. And then it started going after him.

Then Dylan Scott, right? Yeah. Blocked him on Twitter. And then in that Bobby Cash, I played Dylan Scott's song and he just rips it. Why is Hank Williams Jr.? Senior. Senior. Okay, never mind.

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