The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Didn’t Want Her Daughter To Dress Up As ‘School Girl’ for Halloween + 'Most American Things' Draft + Bobby Answers Therapy Homework Questions
Episode Date: October 22, 2019Amy’s daughter wanted to be a school girl for Halloween, but the both of them immediately thought no because she immediately thought about "sexy school girl". We draft the 'Most American Things'. Bo...bby’s therapist gave him some homework to take home. He had to answer a series of questions with the answers: Always, Often, or Rarely. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I got a note here written.
We came in this morning.
Our phone screener Abby
wrote just a little something from Hawaii,
Smiley Face, Abby, and then she left us all candy.
So sweet.
So sweet.
The funniest part of all that was,
we were talking about it before the show started,
and Amy goes, well, she's a keeper.
Not how she's been doing as a phone screener or like,
because we really don't know her.
She has been very sweet,
and she does some prep stuff for me in the mornings.
It's been great.
Like, I interact her with her.
I think she's awesome.
Hey, Ramundo, can Abby have your headphones that come up to the microphone for a second?
And then also, she left us these little tweets.
And she was on the post show yesterday, too.
Yeah, like that is really cool of her.
I know, she thought of us.
All the way from Hawaii on her vacation.
All the way.
Abby, what exactly did you bring us?
It was macadamia nuts.
Mmm, it smells delicious.
They were all different kinds.
There's like caramel ones.
I brought Amy like the matcha ones.
That's why it's green.
Wow, she even knows what's up.
Like, can have a taste one of your green ones?
Yeah.
Not the one you had in your fingers just now.
Like one that you didn't.
She was like, she was going to give that one to you.
She was just rubbing it all with her fingers.
Like, of course you. It was sweet of you.
I just want to taste a macho one.
Your back hurts that bad, honey.
Wow, you're hunching over, Amy.
Yes, you guys.
You don't think that I just talk about.
No, I just didn't know it was that bad.
Yeah, no, it really is.
I'm just going to take a bite of it.
I'll take a bite of it with you.
Ready, one, two, three.
Oh, do you got to get some of the nut.
He did.
I heard it.
Hey, there's one thing about me?
That's right.
Wow. Aloha.
Remember one time we had an intern go to Hawaii and she came back like all.
Saying alohal naturally.
Guys, that happens.
No, it doesn't.
She was like, oh, I can't believe I said that.
I was like, you put in Hawaii two weeks.
No, it really was funny because she was just like.
Mahalo.
She was like, I accidentally said it.
I'm not used to being here to the States.
And she was like doing like hang days.
What are you talking about?
Abby, that's very sweet of you.
Yeah, I have more in here.
want more. I brought a bag. I don't need it. I'll be right there. The fact that you wrote the note was
very nice too. How's it been with you on the show? Good. I think good. You tell me. You've been doing
great. Like I say, if you're answering the phones and there's no issues, that means you're doing great.
It's a hard job because if I get a good caller and you write on the screen exactly what they called for and it all
works out, we just continue to go about our day. So if there's never any sort of indication that
you're underneath the microscope, that's a big win for you.
I think you've been doing fantastic.
Thanks.
I'm nervous.
They're going to be saying something to me, and then they're going to come to you and just
completely.
And that happens sometimes, and then you just take your lashes.
Right.
I'm like, you got to keep it.
But Mike Deanser, he's a former phone screener.
Ray Mundo's a former phone screener.
Hillary's a former phone screener.
Yes.
Morgan No. 1, who works for me now over the management world, is a former phone screener.
So this is definitely the spot to jump into it.
and if you just show up and do your work and do extra,
like, it's really a gross spot.
Sometimes it takes a while, but it's really a gross spot.
So you're doing great.
Thank you.
And thank you for the notes.
It's very sweet.
You're welcome.
There you go.
I guess, oh, by the way, let me open my computer.
It is Tuesday.
Otherwise, no, a do's day.
Housewives going to booze day.
I'm just talking about Tuesday.
I got two options.
Can you guys hear Ray or just me?
Yes, I heard it.
He's got two options.
Sometimes he talks in my ear and I don't know that you guys can hear it or not.
Same. He has to wrap me up.
Oh, he does sometimes? He's like, hey, wrap it.
He's like, okay, we're done. Stop talking.
What do you say in her ear, Raimundo?
I just give her counts.
But if she's still talking, then I say stop talking.
Oh, you do? You just hit her with that.
And then what do you say to me?
If somebody's on the phone, basically, I think that's maybe the only thing.
Yeah, I mean, he'll be like five seconds.
He'll go, this clip's 26 seconds, and then he'll go from 26 and count me down at 10 with his hands.
Because I can see him. He sits behind.
although Morgan number two sometimes gets confused
because Ray Mundo is right over her left shoulder
and I have to stare at her shoulder
so she thinks I'm eyeballing her most of the time
or am I all the time and you just don't know it.
You might be.
You look like you are looking at me all the time.
Bones.
I know.
There is a clip that someone sent me of their kid
on a boat singing the Tuesday song.
Oh, cool.
Did you guys see on my Instagram story?
The little girl.
She was like, Tuesday, H-O-A-Doo!
It's not even a real song yet.
It came up one day and now we do it every Tuesday.
Are we doing it?
Yeah.
Raymond, show me the old beat that we usually do it to.
This is the one that we usually do it too.
Mike D says he's got a new beat up.
You want to hear that one?
Like a fresh beat that Mike D did?
Did you make the beat?
Oh.
Yeah.
Weezy.
Yep.
I think it has to keep the same melody.
Let's see.
Tuesday.
H-O-A-D-D-U-S-D-D-D-S-Day.
Housewives go.
Goomboose Day.
I'm just talking about Tuesday.
Yo, the best day of the week, you all know it's my time.
So I made a song about Tuesday so happens it rhymes.
The lowest number of crimes.
It's too could be going night.
This is how I do my Tuesday.
Tell me how you do mine.
I mess that whole thing up.
It's just different.
What you doing?
The vibe wasn't why I messed up.
I don't mind the beat though.
Okay, but it has a different feel to it.
You want to go back to the original?
That feels better to me.
The problem is if we get married to the original and then we have to do our own song,
we can't use the original.
Correct, because that's M&M's.
Oh, okay.
Well, then, I mean, whatever.
I get that.
The last time today over the M&M beat.
All right.
Okay, last time.
Come on.
Come on.
It's just so good.
You know what day it is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know a day.
It's probably what?
Listen, it's not Wednesday.
It's probably Tuesday.
It's probably Tuesday.
Tuesday.
H-O-A.
Tuesday.
Housewives going booze.
I'm just talking about Tuesday.
The best day of the week you all know is my
So I made a song about Tuesday
So happens it rhymes
The lowest number of crimes
It's super bingo at 9
Don't know how you do your Tuesday
This is how I do mine
I say the sun comes up
There's a smile in my mouth wide
Because I love Tuesdays is the first thing
I shout free Zumba in the morning
Every Tuesday at 5
I got my spandex on
It's time to head to the Y
I say Tuesday
H-O-A Tuesday
Housewife's going
Boose Day
I'm just talking about Tuesday
Do it again now
Tuesday
Brown cow goes Moose Day.
Eat some cashew's day.
I'm just talking about Tuesday.
Here we go.
Marty Grave on a Tuesday.
I go to Cromagall on a Tuesday.
I'm playing Pokemon.
On a Tuesday.
Came out of my mom.
On a Tuesday.
H-O-A Tuesday.
Housewife's going booze.
I'm just talking about Tuesday.
Do it again now.
Tuesday.
Brown cow goes Moose Day
Eat some cashews day
I'm just talking about Tuesday
Hidden verse next Tuesday
The dentist cleans on my teeth
And two Tuesdays
There's a pot look of steves
And eight Tuesdays
We'll go to Vegas for fun
I eat crackers in the bed
But I'll watch out for crumbs
That's there Tuesday
Can you speak that up?
No
I was going to say that would have freestyle dude
There's a lot
I have like really
Free Pages is a terrible song
A lot of things you could do on a Tuesday I guess
Do you like to
The slow deep vibe?
Yeah, I like that.
I saw Raymondo bob in his head a little bit.
I love it, dude.
He's not doing anything.
It's actually a decent song.
He's like, of course it is.
He like, I want to go,
The best day at the way you are.
You like that low?
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
Tuesday is my recycling on the curb as I drive off.
Yep, my recycling's on the curb.
I mean, Fridays are fine because they casual and all,
but I'm always more productive on the Tuesday conference call.
I got my work plans.
I got my spray tan.
I'm drinking lemon water out of me some cayenne.
Pebbles and bam.
I'm watching C-SPAN.
Then it's 2-4-1 at Sonic with the Coney and E-Chann.
I'm saying, Tuesday.
Oh, I think I need to go higher.
You can go higher.
I'm figuring out my roller.
Fly as high as you can, Low Eagle.
Okay.
Oh, you want to do the first?
Amy, what's the highest you can go on today?
All right, back to the chorus.
One more time.
Tuesday.
Tuesday.
That's what I was calling.
Tuesday.
I'm just talking about Tuesday.
Higher, Amy.
Do it again now.
Tuesday.
Brown cow goes moose.
Don't do it like this.
Go up here.
Yeah, go up here.
Okay.
Tuesday.
Brown cow goes moose day.
That's where you want to go.
That's your wheelhouse, Amy.
There she is, everybody.
All right.
How are we feeling about that song?
I'll work on that for next.
One day when did you cut that song?
I think we found who we can eliminate from the song.
Wait, what?
What?
Are you kidding?
She throws it off to me a little bit.
Oh, she does?
I like the male voices.
Well, I wasn't always that high.
Did you notice me before?
Alright.
Here's Tuesday show.
H-O-A-Duesday.
Whatever, I have a nice octave range.
Who told you that?
Words.
Who told you that?
Words you put together.
I have a nice range.
My octaves go all over.
All right.
Here we go.
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Welcome to Tuesday's show
Morning studio
Morning
Let's grab a couple calls here
Let's go to Oakley
in Colorado Springs
Who has been waiting patiently
Hey Oakley what's happening
Hey Bobby what's going on
Man you're on what do you want to say
I just wanted to say
I just want to say I'm from Arkansas and Oklahoma, but I'm in the Army now.
I'm stationed up here at Fort Carson, Colorado, and I didn't know that I still got your station up here,
but your station is probably my one little bit of peace that I get throughout the day and my one reminder of home,
but I get being up here since I don't get to go home very often.
Oh, man, that's awesome.
Appreciate that and appreciate what you do, too.
Thanks for serving.
Yeah, absolutely.
Thanks for having me.
Anybody you want to say hi to real quick?
Yeah, say hi.
First of all, Fort Carson, step back from Loyal, and hi to my mom and dad.
And that's about it.
All right, boy.
Hey, thank you for listening, man.
Yeah, absolutely.
All right, there is an Oakley.
Let me go over and talk to Ruthie in Texas then real quick.
Hey, Ruthie, good morning.
Hi.
What's happening?
You're on.
Hi, so I was wondering, since you were the dancing with a start champion last year,
are you going to be coming back for maybe an appearance or a special dance?
I hope I don't have to dance.
You know, what I had told Lauren Elena,
was if they do a trio week, which I'm not sure they are this year, that if she absolutely
wanted me to dance with her, I would. But that I leaned against it, that all I could do is hurt
her. Well, I guess our listeners would get in, but I don't want, but I mean, I'm not going to
make her dance any better. So I probably, if I can, I will go back to the finale and just, you know,
see, especially if Lauren's still in it. Um, I hope I don't. I hope I don't.
have to dance.
That's, yeah, I hope.
Because Len is so heartless right now.
I'm not heartless, but he's so, like, meticulous.
Yeah, it's so tough.
You know, I was sitting next to the judge's table on the first episode, and Bruno was like,
Bobby, we have to judge so hard because of you.
And I was like, I know, it's funny, huh?
And he's like, oh, missed the good old days.
Last year.
Yeah, last year.
So maybe I go back.
I love that show and those people on that show.
So maybe I go back.
If Lauren's still there, I'll probably go back to the finale if I can.
So, yeah.
I watched you last year.
And you, I mean, it's just because Len is all about the technique.
And yes, but you're not a dancer.
And that's what the show is about.
You know, and I thought, too, I brought a lot of fun to that show.
You know, I felt like they're lacking a little bit of somebody that just goes out and has fun.
And just is like, here we go and takes it seriously.
Like, I did it both things that took it seriously, but also had a lot of fun doing it.
So I feel like they're lacking a little bit of that this year.
But probably because they're trying to cleanse their palate of me.
That's probably why Sharma wasn't on.
They were trying to cleanse their pallet of me all together.
I broke the system.
Hey, thank you, Ruthie, for calling.
Thank you.
Bye.
I do want to see what's happening with everybody here on the show.
Let's do our segment called What's the Haps?
Hey!
What's the Hats?
You know how on the show the big drama is because we won a CMA award.
And four of us get the big trophies.
me, Amy, lunchbox, and Eddie.
Eddie had told Morgan number one
or old executive producer that she could have his award.
Like a month ago, yeah.
And now we've decided that you two are going to
battle it out in studio.
Yeah.
And the winner actually gets the trophy.
Yeah, and we haven't discussed
how we're going to exactly battle it out.
We're going to figure out the game.
But I gave you the option,
much like Solomon in the Bible,
I said, Eddie, what if we just chop the award in half
and both of you can have half of it?
Right, and I said that's a great idea.
He's like this great idea.
I'm like, then you don't really love the award.
Because in the Bible, he says,
you're the mom that's claiming the baby, but you want to chop the baby and half and split it?
You must not be the true lover of that baby.
You do not get the baby.
So, and Eddie was like, but I got it right, right?
And I said, no, no, no.
I thought I got it right.
No, no.
If you chop it and a half, you truly don't love it.
Yeah.
But the thing in the Bible, that was a baby, though.
If it was a baby, I wouldn't chop that in half.
I don't know.
But I read this story.
This is my What's the Haps this morning.
A town in Ohio recently put up a storage building,
and it was a few feet right onto another guy.
property a little bit. They couldn't reach an agreement, so they decided to cut it down the middle.
Love it. And then put a fence up right through the middle of it. See? And so now it sounds like
they're going to demolish the whole thing, though. Oh. But they had to cut, look at the picture.
They had to cut the building in half. That's really funny. And then put a fence to it. Oh my goodness.
Yeah. Right. That's great. If you're the person who wants to cut in half, you don't even love the building.
Yeah, I get it now. I understand the message now. You don't even love the, we should just give it to Morgan number one.
We still haven't decided yet.
Okay.
It can be fun to play a game.
What game do you think they should play against each other?
A trivia game?
Like music?
No, it can't be music.
Can't be music.
Do we do like Olympics where each of you get to choose categories in trivia?
I like that.
Like trivia Olympics?
Cool.
Okay, we'll see.
We'll get her back in her and figure it out.
That's my what's the haps is, remember, if you love something, you don't ever want to cut it in half.
A building, a CMA Award or a baby.
Straight from the Bible.
Yeah, straight from the Bible.
Let me pull my Bible knowledge on you.
All right.
Hey, what's the hat?
Amy?
I saw an article of this kid that got suspended for hugging his teacher,
and it made me think of Stevenson how we have to, like, remind him all the time
that he can't just go up and, like, hug people all the time.
And especially, like, girls, and he loves to hug them and squeeze them.
And, like, one person even warned us, like, oh, that was a little hard.
Like, he could actually hurt somebody's rib.
Because your son hug so hard?
Because he loves to hug, and he loves to hug hard.
And then there was, like, this 12-year-old boy that was hugging a teacher.
He was, I guess, playing in gym class or something.
and got pulled out, like to a timeout, like it wasn't get to play.
So he went up to his teacher hugged him and said,
hey, please, can I go back in and play?
And next thing you know, he was, like, called to the principal's office and then suspended.
Because I guess you're not supposed to like do that.
And I'm like, oh, I keep waiting for the day where Steven's going to get in trouble.
Stevenson's going to get in trouble for hugging.
It does.
I don't know the rules that were set ahead of time.
Me neither.
It does seem like a little much.
It does.
There had to be some stuff, too, that we didn't know about.
Like, they had to tell them like a hundred times.
Yeah.
But it does seem like a lot.
Just watching it from the surface to suspend somebody for hugging.
But Eddie, you have a son.
Your oldest son is, about how old?
11?
Okay, so this is a 12-year-old.
Yeah.
If they told your oldest son, don't touch a teacher or you'll get suspended.
And he walks over and hugs her.
Yeah.
I don't really, like, I don't know.
It's just weird.
Like, how are you punishing him for showing him a sign of love?
I think it's mostly not a sign of love.
It's touching.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the rule.
That's the rule.
You've got to get control for that.
Boy, suspension seems harsh, huh?
Big time.
Ten days.
I know.
I get that there's,
probably way more to this story, but to me as a mom, I just read this and I was like, oh, my goodness,
Stevenson. And we, this is something, it's a problem. Like, we have to tell him to not, even like,
overly, overly touchy and just kind of wanting that affection and that kind of, we're trying to,
like, keep that kind of stuff within our house. Yeah. Not anybody outside the house. That's how I do. I'm
only affection in my house. Outside? Yeah. I got nothing. Hey, what's the ass? Watch bucks.
I got my first parent teacher conference today. Speaking of school, I guess, uh, now that my kid
is in preschool or whatever daycare,
you have to go meet with the teacher
and they tell you all about
how your kid's doing in the classroom,
things you need to work on.
And so I have that meeting today,
three o'clock,
parent teacher conference,
so weird that at one years old,
I have to do this.
But preschool and daycare are two different things, right?
What's daycare, yeah.
I wonder what they're going to tell you.
I have no idea,
never been.
Like he's been eating well?
Yeah, like he crawls around.
Does he crawl yet?
Oh, does he crawl?
Yeah, he's a machine.
Well, I remember when he's been eating well,
Eddie's baby was crawling way earlier.
Way early.
No, no, Eddie's kid caught a ball.
That I'm still ticked off about.
He's pretty advanced.
Because I practice with the ball every day, and he just, boom, hits him right in the head.
You know, Lushbox texts me.
Is your baby still catching that ball?
I did.
I did.
And you said, of course.
Now he's throwing it back.
Yeah, we're playing catch now.
Hey, hey, there we go.
Eddie, last one.
What's the hats?
So people love their driving apps, you know, and my wife loves the ways app.
And I like it, too, because you get to.
report incidents and stuff. So when she's driving, I like to look around and be like, ooh, stop
car and I mark it down. I feel like a vigilante. I help other drivers. You're one of the people who
do. Good for you. Big time. Yeah. Ooh, there's a cop right there. Put cop right there. Two miles.
Boom. I wonder who would do that. Me. Wow. Good for you. All the time. I love it. But now
Google Maps is doing it. And that's my driving app of choice, not Waze. Ways is just,
my wife loves it. I love Google Maps. So now that Google Maps is doing it, I'm so stoked.
Yeah, I use Google Maps too. But all my friends use Ways because of all the things you can enter in.
Boom. So now Google Maps is doing the same thing.
So you can enter it in Google Maps?
Yep.
Oh, look at that.
Amy, what is your GPS of choice in your phone?
I guess Google Maps.
Or just the Apple Maps.
What's so?
Whatever this is on my phone.
This app that says maps.
Yeah, that's the one we're talking about.
That's not good, Amy. Don't do that.
That's what I use.
Man, the struggle.
Amy pulls out of his paper.
Unfolds on her map.
All right, there you go.
That's what's the Haps.
Thank you.
What's the Hats?
Here's the Bobby Bones Show.
Highlight segment of the day.
All right, time now for another Bobby Bone Show draft where what happens is we have a theme.
And much like the NFL does, we just draft our players, sort of.
Now, the theme today is most American things.
And so I go, then Amy goes, lunchbox Eddie, Morgan.
Who's out, by the way?
Eddie.
Oh, Eddie's out.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
I was hoping you'd all forget, but all right.
Well, it's very American of us to remember and kick you out.
And go by the rules.
And so we'll go down the line
Everybody gets a draft pick
And then we go backwards for the second round
So we will draft the most American things
And whomever's team you like the best
Go to Bobby Bones.com and vote for that team
Are we ready to do the American Things draft?
Yeah
Amy are you ready over there?
Ready.
How's your list looking?
I feel like it's looking pretty good
Yeah?
Don't look.
Okay.
I was thinking with the first pick
I was thinking about drafting Amy's husband
Oh yeah, military guy
Yeah
Interesting.
Yeah, yeah.
I thought that.
Well, one time I drafted him for Best Beard, and y'all were like, that's so lame.
That was pretty lame.
Yeah, because Christableton was still out there.
Okay.
But, I mean, your husband, he served our country, went to the Air Force Academy.
Yeah.
He wears camo, right, when he mows the lawn?
Oh, that's true, too.
Cammo cut off shorts.
But I'm not going to go with him first round.
I may hold him for later on.
Okay.
My first pick in the American Things draft is the American Flag, oh, red, white, and blue.
on. Perfect. The American flag. How do you get more American and the American flag?
You don't. All right. Amy. I'm thinking maybe you can wave that American flag. Oh, a flagpole. Good guess.
Yeah. Please say it's a flagpole.
While you're...
Wow. Good PIN.
That is not what I'm making. She won't the flagpole Morgan number two. Right it down.
No. Okay.
I'm saying a lot of times you wave that American flag while you're listening to country music.
Turn it up.
Okay.
It's what you're listening to right now if you're listening to this show.
Boom.
Okay.
America.
Country music is her pick.
Yes.
Hey, good pick.
Good pick.
I agree.
Most American things.
Lunchbox.
Oh my gosh.
I thought Amy was going to say this when she said you wave the American flag while
you're doing this and you celebrate the 4th of July.
The most American thing out there.
Fourth of July.
I didn't even have that on my list.
Eddie, most American...
No, I'm sorry.
You jerk.
I was forgiving like Americans do.
Sorry, sorry.
Morgan number two, most American thing.
Oh, I'm going with something that you eat.
It's apple pie.
Okay, okay.
Listen, she is...
That's good.
It was on my list.
It's a leader in the competition. Yeah, apple pie, very American.
Raymundo.
Star Spangled Banner.
That's a solid way.
That's a solid way.
Yep.
All right.
You could probably play that way you're listening to country music.
I'm just saying.
So, okay, first round picks are as following.
I have picked the American flag.
Amy picked country music.
Lunchbox picked the 4th of July.
Morgan number two pick Apple Pie and Ramundo picked the Star Spangled Banner.
Excellent.
All solid first round picks.
Now, we go backward this time.
So Ramundo has the first pick of the second round.
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
Ramundo, go ahead.
Statue of Liberty.
Of course.
Yeah!
That's a good one.
Still waiting.
If I'm going to pick the flagpole, but I guess it's going to be sitting there for me.
Morgan number two?
I'm going to go with an animal this round.
The bald eagle.
Solid pick.
That's a solid pick, man.
Mark that off my list.
Lunchbox, you have a second round pick?
Yeah, you know what I love about America?
I love that we are free.
So I'm picking freedom.
Freedom of speech.
Freedom of speech or freedom?
No, freedom, man.
Freedom do everything.
Free to do what we want.
Freedom.
It's good. Amy? It's real good. Shoot. Freedom's real good. Okay, I'm going to go with, okay. I mean, should I? Are you taking him? Are you taking my husband for me?
Wow. Okay, I'm going to go with the Super Bowl. Is that not good?
Yeah, right. It's your list. It's your team. It's your America.
Is the Super Bowl not like the most American thing?
I love that big.
It's good.
I feel like that's pretty American.
It is pretty American.
It is very American.
Okay.
I'm not hating on your picks.
Well, it seemed like you kind of were.
I was looking at mine.
I was just kind of dial on the back of my...
Okay.
I'm gonna go with my pick for most American things.
I'm gonna go with our troops.
Oh wow.
Good.
That's where I was going next.
Our troops.
That's my official pick.
Our troops.
Instead of...
Just our troops.
My husband.
Yeah.
Oh, he's included in that
because he was a troop.
You can still pull them out.
Individually.
Is that not the right word?
I don't know.
Okay, so I'm up next.
So those are all our second round picks.
So now I'll start the third round.
We are drafting most American things.
Mm-hmm.
And I'm going to tell you,
hand on the heart, the Pledge of Allegiance is my next pick.
Yeah.
Solid.
Solid.
Yeah, I'm feeling good about my drive today.
Amy.
Barbecue.
There you go.
Right.
Solid.
Lunch box.
Oh, man.
I got Fourth of July, I got freedom.
And one thing I'll, man, America loves this, and this is only in America.
NASCAR.
When you think of America, you think of NASCAR.
Right.
You're fighting NASCAR, but you're hating on me for big of Super Bowl.
I mean, Super Bowl's bigger than NASCAR.
But he wasn't only hating, though.
He kind of did.
I didn't hate it all.
We all kind of didn't react.
We were judging each other's reaction.
Yeah, you expect like a big applause.
Like, yeah, good one.
And we didn't do that.
I wasn't hating.
Amy, I have a list I made.
I was looking at it.
Okay.
Morgan number two.
We were the first ones to do this so we can only own this.
It's landing on the moon.
I like that you guys laugh at all of mine.
What did you say?
No, she'll probably end up winning.
That is just shocking to me.
I didn't think that'd be won.
I just didn't have it on my list.
That's what it's true. That's true.
Ramundo, final pick of the draft.
Yeah.
Uncle Sam, baby.
All right.
He picks his uncle named Sam.
Is it Samuel or Sammy?
All right, here we go.
Here are the everyone's teams.
Go vote at bobbybones.com.
For my American things, I have the American flag.
Our troops and the Pledge of Allegiance.
Amy has country music, the Super Bowl, and barbecue.
Yum.
I know.
I'm hungry.
Sounds like a good day to me.
Lunchbox has the 4th of July
Freedom and NASCAR.
Morgan number two has
Apple Pie, the Bald Eagle,
and Landing on the Moon.
And Ramundo has
the Star Spangled Banner,
the Statue of Liberty,
and Uncle Sam.
Oh, raised on his hands up in the air.
Eddie, what do you think?
You're the person sitting out.
I mean, who's America do you want to live in?
I think, I like either
Bobby's or Lunchboxes.
What?
Because Bobby's is pretty American.
I mean,
I like the troops.
I like the flag.
If you don't like the flag or troops, get on my...
Yeah, right.
Turn to channel.
Bobby wins first.
I was just wondering, I thought he liked the Super Bowl country music and barbecue.
I love all those things.
I mean, that's good.
Yeah.
You want to hear some other things?
That would be funny.
Coming out of Mexican food?
Yeah, not American.
The, I have a...
Text mix.
College football.
Didn't pick that.
Put it on the list.
Baseball, we invented that.
Lee Greenwood.
Toby Keith.
These are all American things.
Good stuff.
George Washington, Abe Lincoln, fireworks, and beer.
What about, um...
I didn't pick those.
Those are on the list, though.
Captain America.
Would he have been good?
Yeah.
My son dresses him every weekend, so I had him on the list.
There isn't a wrong answer.
Obviously, it would have been bad.
You didn't like it.
Pumpkin spice lattes?
That would have been terrible.
I almost went with that.
Glad I didn't.
The one thing we've learned, guys, is when we think we're nailing it, we're not.
That's right.
So...
Morgan number two is probably going to win.
He's going to win for landing on the mirror.
Morgan number two picks Sputnik and then she's going to win.
Okay, go vote at bobbybones.com.
That's a fun one.
Go check that out.
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Big three stories.
Let's go over to our producer, Ramundo.
Ramundo, what you got over there?
Yeah, a bag exploded
while being loaded onto a plane at Chicago's Midway Airport.
Police had the bag exploded on a load.
building belt soon after it had been accidentally run over by a luggage vehicle.
In other news, activating dark mode on your iPhone could increase the battery life, they're saying,
up to 30%.
And finally, Facebook and Instagram, they're flagging fake posts.
They're going to do this more and more to prevent meddling and stuff from happening in the
2020 U.S. presidential elections.
So Kaylee Hammock's been on our show a couple times, and she's our On the Verge artist for
IHeart Radio.
And I was able to talk with her and catch up.
And so here's a clip of family.
tree from Kaylee Hammack.
And I was talking to her about advice that she's gotten from other artists because she's a new
artist.
And she brings up Luke Bryan first.
Luke Brian, when I signed at Capitol Records, he called me to congratulate me because
we grew up kind of down the road from each other.
And anyways, he called and he told me that there's truly no way to prepare for radio
tour and what's about to come your way because it's all going to be new.
But if you can just make it through the first year and be kind to everyone you mean,
you'll survive and you'll make it.
Him and also Miranda Lambert were telling me.
She was telling me about how to be a good female artist in this realm
that sometimes I feel like women are kind of like pushed against one another.
And Miranda was talking to me about just be kind to every single artist, especially females.
You help each other all the way up.
And that to me means the world to me because her having that all-girl tour that I just got all-s
and she had me and to Neal out.
She was so good to each and every single one of us.
He showed me what a good leader was, her and Dirk spently this year.
You can listen to that.
It's the newest Bobbycast where I caught up with Kaylee Hammock and to Neal Towns
and all the class of 2019.
So check that out.
I'm going to play Kaylee Hammack's song right now.
By the way, in that same podcast, she talked about how she went on stage and she was like,
Hello, Chicago!
But she was in Milwaukee?
No.
I know.
They're two hours apart.
but not the same.
Not the same city.
Yeah, she talks about it.
So search for the latest Bobby cast, and you can hear that.
Talk to Amanda in Oklahoma who's on.
Hey, Amanda, are you good this morning?
Yeah, I'm doing all right.
How are y'all doing?
We're doing pretty good.
Would you like to play the 60-second challenge and try to win $100 of my cash?
Sure.
You've heard the game, right?
Yeah, I've actually wanted to play for a couple of weeks
since you did a Disney one a while back.
Okay, cool.
Well, you have two categories you can choose from.
You can choose from television and the 2000s or U.S. geography.
Now, while you think about that,
take a second, breathe it in.
Let me explain how the game works.
I have 10 questions, and if you get all 10 right in 60 seconds, you win the cash.
If you don't know what you can pass, if you miss it, we'll come back to it.
Are you ready?
Which category would you like to use?
U.S. geography.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay, solid. Confident. All right. Now the clock will start as soon as I end the first question. Amanda in Oklahoma, are you ready?
Yes.
Show, are you ready? Yep. Yep. Okay, here we. You guys have to do nothing but just pay it to do.
Here we go. Question number one. Topeka is the capital of what state?
Kansas. Correct. What state has the highest population?
California. Correct. What country borders the United States?
States to the north?
Canada.
Correct.
What's the smallest state?
Word Island.
Correct.
What continent is the United States a part of?
North America.
Correct.
What state is the Mall of America in?
Montana?
Incorrect.
What's the capital of New York?
New York City.
Incorrect.
What's the name of the island the Statue of Liberty is on?
Liberty Island.
Correct.
Where is the gold?
Golden Gate Bridge located?
California.
I'll accept it.
Correct.
The Hoover Dam is bordered by Arizona
and what other state?
Nevada.
Correct.
What state is the Mall of America in?
She got eight.
She was rocking too.
Okay, here you go.
The Mall of America is in.
Minnesota.
Okay.
Sorry, I mean.
What did you say?
Illinois.
I thought it was, what's that
where do you shop in Chicago?
The, that street you shop on?
Canal Street?
Never mind.
Not the Mall of America.
Shoot.
And then the other one was, the capital of New York,
is not New York City, but it's Albany.
Okay.
Other than that, you crushed.
It's awesome.
That's a great round.
I thought we had a...
I really like random job as these questions,
so I was like, when I heard that was the thing,
I was like, yes, I want to try it.
And I thought when you said Montana that you knew it was an M.
Like, I felt like your heart knew that Minnesota was the right answer.
So close.
I know.
Thank you guys for letting me do it.
Well, I appreciate you listening.
Anything you want to say while you have a second?
Here's, you have like 15 seconds.
Say whatever you want.
I just want to say thank you.
I listen to you guys every morning on my way to work.
And I'm a nurse and so you don't make my day happy.
Oh, well, thanks a lot.
Hey, did you have to like practice taking blood out of people's, like, knuckles when you start to learn how to be a nurse?
Like phobotomy, like, kind of.
Yeah.
You guys at the back of the hand.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can do that.
Yeah.
My cousin was doing that one.
She was like, let me, let me practice doing.
No.
He's like, let me use your knuckles.
I was like, you're not using any part of my body.
I'll let you train on that.
Hey, I appreciate you.
That's a really great job that you do too.
You're giving back there.
Amanda in Oklahoma.
Clap your hands for Amanda in Oklahoma.
There you go.
There she is.
Our big player this morning.
She did not win, but she did great.
Bobby Boncheon.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two's 32nd Skinny.
Brett Eldridge is hitting the road for a 10-date holiday tour in December.
It's the Glow Tour live and he'll kick it off December 4th in Nashville.
this Brett Eldridge and this Christmas record, first of all, it's so good.
I think it's his third year of doing this tour.
He's got built in money every Christmas.
All he has to do is go play these same Christmas songs every year.
And it's also amazing.
Do you have a list of any cities that he's going to?
Because I probably wouldn't go to a Christmas concert.
But I might go watch Brett Eldridge.
That Glow song is really good.
The whole record is so good.
The Christmas record is so good.
Where is he going to be?
He'll be in Nashville, Louisville, Atlanta, Columbus.
Boston, Massachusetts, New York City, and Chicago.
Holy crap.
Yeah, if you get a chance to go to that, go to that.
You haven't talked to Brett in a long time.
Probably a few months.
We were hanging out for a little bit.
Then I guess both of us just disappeared.
He went all Polaroid picture, and then I went all Hollywood.
All right, Morgan number two, what else?
Brooks and Dunn got inducted into the country music Hall of Fame,
and Luke Bryan was there, and he performed their song Red Dirt Road during the ceremony.
Luke said that he was really proud to be there for him,
especially since the guys have always been there for him when his sister passed away in 2007.
That's good.
And by the way, love Brooks and Dunn, obviously, we all do.
Also, Ray Stevens was put into the Country Music Hall of Fame,
who I just don't think I'd be making funny music without Ray Stevens existing.
Like, Ray Stevens and Adam Sandler are probably the parents of the raging idiots.
Wow.
I didn't think about that.
I think it's a mix of Ray Stevens and Adam Sandler,
and then you get the raging idiots Eddie and I's comedy group.
That's cool.
What else, Morgan, number two?
And then Hillary Scott of Lady Annabellum says that she likes her kids to be positives for others on social media.
Here's a clip.
Our kids are meant to be our kids and they're in this world with us and we don't overexpose them.
But I also think that they are little lights.
That joy and that purity and that beauty needs to be celebrated so much more than so much of the other crap.
Sorry.
Did you say sorry for saying crap?
Was that on your podcast?
I don't think so.
No, just say it is.
People go look for it.
Oh, yes, four things with Amy Brown.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
She did it a whole episode.
Actually, yeah, I think she said something like that.
Are you kidding now or no?
You told me to go with it, so I'm with it.
But then you start saying actually.
Okay, there you go.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So the Grant Jr. Bulldogs youth football team,
they made a seven-year-old boy with cerebral palsy,
honorary captain for the day.
and the mom was talking about how special this moment was for her son.
He got to do the coin toss.
He got to wear a custom jersey.
He went through the banner as the team like broke through it to enter the field.
And then with 46 seconds left on the clock,
the team called Bryson's number in.
That's his name.
And with help from his dad, Michael, he was able to score a touchdown.
That's really cool.
They did all that for him.
Yeah.
The mom said it brought tears to her eyes more than one time that day.
And she was a very proud mom.
I bet.
Yeah.
Almost got tears now hearing that.
That's what it's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Lobby Bones Show.
Bonehead.
Story up the day.
This story comes up to us from Wharton, Texas.
A man was wanted on burglary charges, so they put his picture on Facebook and said, hey, wanted for burglary.
He saw the picture and he called police.
He said, hey, you guys want me to turn myself in?
They said, that would be the good thing to do.
And he says, nah, this is a game of hide and seek.
You come find me?
I don't think you can get me.
So an hour later, they shut up his house and he was hiding in the attic.
Well, he was at his own house.
He was at his own house.
He did a lot of things wrong in this story.
Mostly taunting the police.
Yeah.
Well, burglary first.
Taunting police.
And then when he did say hide and seek, he hid in the place that you would assume idiots would hide, their house.
So there you have it.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Mr. Bobby Bowles.
Okay, so we all had to write down a movie we love.
and then we put it into this hat.
And I have the hat here.
Now, we're all going to draw a movie out of it
and we have to watch that movie.
This is called the Forced Movie Recommendation Game.
Love it.
Now, you guys can't be funny and put a terrible movie in there.
No, no, no, we would never do that.
I'm just laughing because you guys might hate my pick.
Well, so we're all going to reveal our...
Oh, great.
And he's going to be from like 1920.
No, no, it has to be a favorite movie.
You can't make us watch something terrible.
He loves those boys.
No, no, no.
I promise it's not one of those.
Okay, so what we'll do is we'll just go around the room now and reveal our picks.
Okay.
And then tomorrow we'll draw them.
Perfect.
But today we will reveal our picks, okay?
Amy, what movie are you going to put in the hat?
Dirty Dancing.
It's a good one.
I've never seen it.
It's one of my top three favorite movies of all time, and I feel like maybe some of you haven't seen it.
I hope I don't get that one.
Why?
It's so good.
There's so many great one-liners you can start quoting from.
No, I know.
I'm sure it's a great movie.
Nobody puts baby in a corner or I carried a watermelon.
Or.
What?
Mama always said stupid dills.
Or you want me to do your hair, baby?
You're going to love it.
What do you got?
Come on spaghetti arms.
There's so many good ones.
I think you're talking to me.
I was like, Dave, why you insult to me?
I know my arms are big.
No, it's when Patrick Swayzey's trying to teach baby how to dance.
Okay.
Well, I picked a movie I thought that you guys could watch and really like and learn.
It's possibly my favorite movie of all time, which is Man on the Moon with Jim Carrey about Andy Kaufman.
Oh, boy.
I hope I don't get that one.
Wait, what?
No, guys, I've seen it.
It's really good.
It's so good.
Andy Kaufman is my favorite performers of all time.
Okay.
I trust you if you trust me.
It's so good.
I hope all of you get it.
We can't.
Only one person can get it.
I know.
I pick Man on the Moon with Jim Carrey as Andy Kaufman.
Okay.
I hope I get it.
Thank you.
For based on maybe what these mental heads fit.
Yeah, so I'm worried about it.
Thank you. Lunchbox.
I picked the movie White Chicks
because it is a...
I've never seen it either. I've never seen it either.
I think it is a hilarious
movie that no one ever talks about
when they give comedy so much credit. They don't give
white chicks any credit. And it is hysterical.
Isn't that the one where they sing
Vanessa Carlton? Yes. Thousand Miles.
And they dress up a sorority chick. I mean, it's
really funny. Okay. Lunchboxes
put in white chicks. I like that
we're all different right now.
Eddie? Speaking of different.
Guys, no, I promise you're going to love this one.
Eddie, don't.
It's called Life is Beautiful.
And here's the problem.
What years is it from?
1997.
Okay.
Oh, I think it's, I think I've seen it.
Here's the problem.
It's in Italian.
Oh, my gosh.
No, no, no.
It's so, so good.
I promise you will never look at life the same way.
But it's in subtitles?
Yes.
No, then I haven't seen it.
Guys, I promise you, it sounds terrible.
I've never wanted white chicks or...
Amy.
Man on the moon.
Do you want a laugh?
Yes, I do.
I'm saying, I do.
Like, now I really want that.
What's yours called?
Life is beautiful.
And you love that movie?
It's one of my favorite movies of all time.
Of all time.
In Italian.
It is so, so, so good.
I hate subtitles.
I'm sorry, but it's so good.
Golly.
Morgan number two.
I can't even multitask while we watch it
because you're going to have to read the screen.
Just trust me, Amy.
Trust me.
Oh my God.
Morgan number two?
I'm going to do a rom-com too,
and I quote this movie.
all the time. It's Sweet Home Alabama.
That's so good. I've seen it. Love it. Hope I get it.
You have to get rid of it.
You have to get rid of it if you see it. This is like white elephant. If you draw a movie
you've already seen or your own, you have to give it it back.
Oh. I see the whole thing through.
No. I mean, you showed your cards. I missed like the last minute, I think.
And one final movie, Raimundo. So what we're doing is we're all putting a movie in.
Then tomorrow we'll all draw the movie. And the movie you draw tomorrow will be the one you
have to watch. This is called the forced movie.
game. Ramundo? Yeah, it's one of the best Leonardo DiCaprio movies that nobody talks about,
and it's my all-time favorite, the beach. I've never seen it. If you've never dreamed about
going to a far off land and just escaping reality for the rest of your life, you have to watch this movie.
I've never even heard of it. It's some of the most beautiful scenes anywhere. Is it just an
Instagram video of him on a model, or is it a real movie? I'm telling you guys, it is a hit.
It's on a yacht at the beach. It's one of his finest works, yes. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, 20% of
Rotten Tomatoes. Oh no. Hey, lunchbox, pull up these rotten tomato scores and let's see how everybody
raised on. Oh, yeah, yeah, good idea. It's 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. I don't know Leonardo DiCaprio
made a movie was probably less than 70%. Okay, here we go. Do you have all the scores up?
Oh, no, I'm just going on what is yours Eddie called? Life is beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. 80% on
Rotten Tomatoes. Boom! In Italy or America? No, no, American Rotten Tomatoes. Under the subtitle category.
Guys. Oh, no. Okay. Okay. Man on the
the moon. My suggestion, again, probably my favorite movie of all time, is, it looks like 93%, oh, sorry, 63%. I was looking at it.
Oh, oh, no. That's a six. You want to hear white chicks? White chicks. 15%? Oh, no.
That's even worse. Oh, but it's so funny.
And Sweet Home Alabama, 38%.
Oh, that is, that is. Dirty dancing. Yeah. 69%.
I'll take it!
I'll take it!
Guys, mine is winning at 80%.
Is this opposite day?
No.
They put all the scores up opposite?
Yours is winning.
It's got to be winning in a different category.
No, guys, it's so good.
People didn't want to rate it bad
because they didn't want to look dumb.
No, I promise.
Oh my gosh, I can't believe white chicks
to get that low of a score.
So yours is the lowest, white chicks?
Yeah, white chicks, 15%.
I was kind of excited to get white chicks.
Okay, so tomorrow we'll draw our movies
at this time tomorrow. Everybody good on theirs?
Yeah. We'll put all their scores up tomorrow
too and if I get Eddie's Italian movie.
Bones, you're gonna watch it and say, come back and say,
guys, I'm sorry, I was wrong. This movie is amazing.
And everybody has to literally
watch the movie. Yes.
Not what Amy does when she turns it on and then goes
and goes care of her kids. And it comes back
and it doesn't work out. I missed the first 48 minutes, but
so. Okay, okay.
All right. I think I want Eddie's over the beach.
Well, I don't know.
I'm telling you.
The beach has got to be somewhat good.
It's only 20% positive.
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All right, what happened lunchbox?
There was a guy at Costco
So he goes in earlier in the day,
Cases the place,
comes back right near closing
and hides behind a display case
Like he hides, like moves it and gets behind it
And when the store closes, everybody leaves,
He waits, he comes out
and steals like $15,000 worth of jewelry.
So did he get away with it?
Yeah, they don't know who he is.
Oh, they still don't know who he is.
No, he smashed the cases and walked out of the store.
I wonder what you're supposed to do then?
Because people do this at, what's the Swedish?
IKEA.
Yeah, people like hide an IKEA as a joke.
Are you supposed to go and review the cameras every night before you leave two?
If this is starting to be a thing?
Because you can walk through.
I used to work at Hobby Lobby.
We'd walk through and just be like, all right, all clear, all clear.
Isle six is done.
but now people are doing this
and this guy made off with that jewelry
I mean just smashed the cases
threw it in a bag and he was out of there
but I mean he had to sit still for hours
just why they're
I mean that's crazy
one time when we broke into a radio station
it's a whole other story
you're gonna bring this up now
well I just say that when I sent my guy in
it's the whole thing
I made him standing on a toilet and hide for like an hour
so people didn't see his feet
right before yeah
it's in my first book bare bones
you can read that story
I'll bring that up sometime
in the next couple days. I'll tell that story. It's kind of an amazing I didn't get fired story.
Yeah.
But it turned out for the good.
Two things in this segment. We'll talk about the homework that my therapist gave me. It's a worksheet.
I'll read you some of the questions.
Can't wait.
But I do want to start with the other thing, which is your daughter's Halloween costume. So what does she want to be?
Well, she wanted to be like Countess Dracula. So like a girl Dracula, this cute little long dress and fangs.
and she still wants the fangs.
So we're keeping the fangs,
which I ordered on Amazon.
They're kind of real too.
They like mold to your teeth.
Anyways, we got that.
But she would like to be a schoolgirl.
Like she watches this one TV show
where there's these girls that wear uniforms.
What's wrong with that?
Well, to me, I picture like Britney Spears
and her sexy little, if you look on Amazon for costumes,
they're all like sexy little.
They're all sexy school girls?
Yes. I'm like,
so then you try to.
look for kids schoolgirl.
And I tried to order one, but either, anyway, either way, like our brains just, like,
mine goes to, like, sexy schoolgirl.
And even my husband's did, too.
And I just, she wants these, like, knee-high socks.
And I'm like, no, that's, like, not your 12.
Even if you were 18, like, I don't want you to be sexy school girl.
But she doesn't even know the sexy part.
She's so confused because we're kind of like, no.
And she's like, why?
It's a girl in a uniform high school.
Like, I want to be this girl at school.
Can you meet her in the middle?
With fangs.
Yeah, I don't know why the girl has fangs, but I think she just likes the fangs.
Meet in the middle like how?
Let her be the schoolgirl.
But no knee high socks.
And don't tie your shirt up.
Yeah, like trim around the sexy part.
Wear a jacket.
She can wear a jacket button.
Make her like uniform school girl.
Yeah.
Like the way kids dress already in private schools.
Like Ashley Banks did at the Fresh Princess.
Good one.
So that's fine.
It's not, we're good.
I honestly, when you said school girl didn't think sexy schoolgirl.
I did right away and so did my husband.
I guess maybe because right when I started to do.
No.
No, because right, I guess I started Googling and that's what came up.
You know, so I was like, and then I think of what was the Britney song with the video where she was, hit me baby one more time.
Yeah.
Your daughter probably wasn't even born then.
She was not.
I don't think there's a problem with it as long as you trim the edges and make sure it's not sexy school girl.
Okay.
Well, now.
My advice would be let her be it.
All right.
So now she's going to be private school vamp.
Cool. Private school appropriately dressed vampire. There you go. It's a great costume.
Okay, perfect. I'm glad. I feel better about this now.
I'm starting to get some of my costume in the mail because I ordered all the pieces from mine on Amazon.
Did you, so you're going to have to construct it yourself? The whole thing. I'm constructing the whole thing.
They don't know, there's not a website that makes this one.
Shocker. Do you guys remember my costume? Recyclops. Recyclops. Dwight's character on the office where he was for all of about 30 seconds through the entire series.
It wasn't even a recurring bit.
I just think it's so funny
and all the diehard office people will know
and I've had to like get shoulder pads
and a helmet and...
But, okay, I know.
Even when you go to the hospital visit the kids...
I think we're getting dressed
at the hospital for the kids.
I know what you just said
everybody that's going to know what it is
and they're just not going to know.
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
I'll tell them.
I'm recycloths
and I encourage you to recycle kids
and if they don't, I push them.
I'm just kidding.
Here's...
My therapist gave me this homework, by the way.
and it's called the giving love assessment.
So what we've been talking about a lot in therapy,
which by the way, if you're new to the show,
I've been going to a new therapist,
I'm trying to work on giving love and receiving love both.
And so she gives me a worksheet.
She goes, fill these out, come back.
I have to take them back later on this week, I guess Friday.
Here are the questions designed to discover
what we're calling your giving quotient.
Please mark them for S sometimes or O often or R rarely.
Or in never.
Okay. So it's S sometimes, oh, often, are rarely, and never.
Number one, I feel comfortable bragging on someone.
Sometimes.
Like, I have no problem bragging on you at all.
Or anybody that, like, kills that.
No, I wouldn't say often because I don't throw that around.
Okay, so sometimes isn't appropriate.
I brag on Morgan number two a lot too because she works super hard.
I'm a big bragger on, just in this room.
So I have no problem with that.
Okay.
How about I give gifts without expecting others to feel obligated?
Yes.
I would give that at O.
Yeah, often.
Yeah.
That's my love language is gifts.
Okay, Amy, what about this one?
This is about me.
I give compliments to others easily.
What's the what?
It's O, S, and what?
R is rarely.
R.
And N is never.
Oh, R.
Okay.
It's not never, but it's R.
But that's part of you not wanting to throw,
you don't feel like you should throw stuff out there
because it has less meaning
when you do put it out there.
I give to needy people.
Often.
Oh, I would put O in that one too.
How about, I believe giving expands me.
I guess I need clarification on what that means, but I would say, I would say O.
Often.
Yeah, often.
I value myself.
Not never, but rarely.
I probably put R in that too.
It'd be between never and R for sure.
Right.
And here's, I'll give you one more.
Like a ner.
I feel like a success.
R.
Rarely.
I think that's fair.
Mm-hmm. Because it can't be never, because I know that you believe in yourself because you have to, you said, you have to believe in yourself. I believe in myself. I'm the only one who believes in myself. That's what I feel. But there's also like this weird wall between you and like, like, you're not like walking around like, I'm Mr. Successful. I should do that voice though. Whatever, everybody. I'm successful. Okay. Here's the other one. Okay. This is the receiving love assessment. Okay. Same things. Do you feel uncomfortable when someone brags about you? You can just answer whatever you think. Do you feel like, yes.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, these letters are confusing me.
I know, I know.
I feel so weird about that one.
How about, do you ever refuse to take gifts?
You don't refuse it.
I don't refuse it, but I feel awkward about it.
Yeah.
But you don't refuse it.
But that's because, too, it's like childhood stuff.
Like, I feel like you didn't really get gifts as a kid.
So it's hard for you.
Do you ever deflect compliments when you get them?
Yes.
Yeah.
Is there a, kind of a thing?
the number 10 on there?
11.
Can I put the 100% emoji?
Let's do one more.
How about
does it ever seem to you that no
one wants you to have what you
want?
I'm just reading up from the sheet here.
Hold on, I'm trying to think of from your perspective
no one wants you to have
what you want.
I don't know what I want. How about this? Do you ever feel like
nothing is good enough? Oh, yeah,
all the time, every day.
That's you, not me.
Yeah, this is my homework I have to do.
There are 50 of these questions on each page.
Would you agree with our assessment of you?
The ones you're answering for you?
Yeah, mostly.
Yeah, yeah.
Actually, the top ones there.
Morgan number two in your therapy,
do you ever have to do questions like this?
Yeah, I had homework the last time I left.
You did?
Yeah, I was like asking about specific situations
and how my personality responded to them
and I had to really think about it.
It was hard.
Well, now she wants me to bring in a picture of me as a kid and talk to it.
Oh, wow.
Talk to your younger self?
Yeah.
What are you going to say?
know what I'm going to do. I'm going to feeling comfortable that I'm going to start
doing a kid voice back. I'll be like, hey, Bobby. Hey, I feel pretty good.
It's a good. Mickey Mouse coming out of my phone. I know that's what it's going to happen.
Really? She does? Want you to bring a picture of yourself and you talk to yourself?
You can even put it on your phone, but yes. You could just share with me what you do at counseling
and then I'll all go home and try it. See it helps me too. It's like saying you're giving
somebody to your medication if they're feeling the same thing.
Their prescription. I just like find a picture of myself and tell myself, I'm okay.
So that's my homework therapy.
I have to get done before, my therapy homework before Friday.
Wow.
I'm trying to get better.
I'm really trying to, I'm investing the time in me.
Well, keep us posted where that homework goes.
Like, what's next?
We need to know.
Like, once you turn in all your letters, what does she say?
Yeah, well, grade, I get a grade.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So Steve Harvey's 22-year-old stepdaughter, Lori, was arrested for a hit and run
after crashing her Mercedes Jeep into another car while texting
and driving on her way home from a no boo dinner.
You know, it probably wouldn't be news if it wasn't Steve Harvey's stepdaughter.
So you say?
Yeah.
But you guys just got to realize.
I'm not texting and driving anymore.
I stopped a while ago.
But there are times where I do look down at my phone if it's like, because I try to throw it over my passenger seat.
And sometimes if it lights up, I'll look over and see who the message is from.
And I don't hit the message to read it.
But I look up and like something is up ahead of me.
it takes one split second for your eyes to be off the road.
And then you're dealing with something that you never wanted to have to deal with in your life.
You hit somebody, they're hurt, all because you were just not looking at the road.
Texting and driving is the biggest thing, but eating while driving, paying your bills with a credit card while driving.
All these things that I used to do, I've really tried not to do.
Did anybody get hurt?
Well, no, her SUV flipped upon impact, and the other driver had to pull her from the vehicle,
and she was able to walk when she got out.
and that's when she tried to walk away from the scene.
So that's why she was arrested.
And she was taken into custody,
but she was free to leave after being arrested.
She got a misdemeanor for the hit and run.
And she recently split with P. Diddy.
They dated for three months before.
I was going to ask, that was the same one,
but then I realized how much I hate texting and driving.
And I would just love to encourage our listeners.
It's going to be hard to go,
I completely stop.
I'm not someone that goes,
change your routines immediately today.
But I would just encourage you.
to if you are texting and driving me, because it's not illegal everywhere, to just be aware that
really quickly, in like one second, something can be ahead of you, and you not realize it,
and the next thing you know, you're like, I shouldn't have texted drove.
Now that person's hurt, or I'm hurt, or my car's broken, or I re-ended somebody.
I bet you 90% of those rear endings, people on their phone.
So, anyway, off my horse.
Amy, what else you got?
So you probably heard of no shave November, but now there's something called no spend
November, which is basically a way for you to cut back on buying anything that isn't a necessity
for the month. So 30 days, be frugal. That's the goal. What would you cut? It's almost like lint in a way.
Oh, man. What do you waste the most money on? Amazon? Because it's so easy because I have
Amazon Prime and I just go, like I guess it's stuff I probably would be buying anyways, but sometimes it's
just so easy. Like I just check on Amazon. Then it's like, it literally says swipe to purchase.
just swipe and then swipe and then it's on my door stuff like the next day
which I mean I didn't just probably need it at that moment you know
it just makes it too easy what about you right shoes
oh yeah you got a lot of shoes yeah I can order shoes on Amazon
yeah I'm gonna just dial in on shoes specifically
I probably just want to tell you but you kind of have a shoe problem
oh no is this intervention
I mean if I had kids it'd probably be different I probably just buy them all the shoes
Yeah.
But I probably do spend too much on shoes.
That's like my thing.
It's probably, I don't really have a vice, like a bad vice.
I don't like drink or gamble, but shoes.
Like eating out can sometimes, if you look at the end of the month how much you ate out,
like that could be a way where you cut back for no spend November.
What would you say about me?
Shoes, yeah.
I don't know.
You're like, you have no kids.
You have a great job.
You're not dating.
So, yeah, you, I mean, I guess you buy stuff for your dog now.
Yeah, maybe the dog
But even then he gets to enjoy it
I told, I was talking to Eddie
And I have said this on the air too
Like we'll get down and we'll have these real vulnerable chats
Sometimes we're traveling and I'm like, man
When I talk about dating someone
I'm like I just
I won't even say Eddie, what do I?
What do I say when I say I wish I had a girlfriend
To do what?
Spend money on
Yeah, I'm like, oh shit I'd have a girlfriend
I'd just like spend money on them
And Eddie's like
Are you sure you know like dudes
Married dudes
Think about it
Harry married Mexican dudes
And I'm like no no no
All right, what else amy?
And lastly, Bobby, you're going to like this.
If you tell jokes, a lot of women will find you more attractive.
Hey.
Boom.
I don't really tell jokes.
What?
I do on stage.
I'm a comedian, but I would say that I'm just when we're talking, I don't ever just like,
I got a joke for you.
That's true.
You don't do that.
Never.
I would say.
Would you consider yourself to be a good storyteller?
Because women like that to us.
If I have one.
But I don't have a lot to say, although I am particularly witty.
I would say that.
But I'm not really a joke teller.
Nor do I need to be the life of the party in any way whatsoever.
Most of the time it's like, hey, I'm not on.
I'm going to get off.
But, yeah.
Well, they say the bottom line is women just want to laugh and feel young when they're with their man.
Oh, I can be funny, ladies.
I spend money on you and you will feel young.
So when guys start talking about more mature adult type topics, women perceive the guy is older than he actually is and it makes you tough to like hang out with.
I mean, I would say this would be for dating or even in any relationship.
If you're married, like, what are you, like, this could just help you kind of get things to talk about.
Maybe like, relight that fire.
You know, I, uh.
Go tell some jokes to your wife.
Okay, well, let me ask you this.
Sometimes, like, when I go on dates, I talk about books a lot.
Is that not good?
I mean, I think that it's fine.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think sometimes talking about mature serious stuff.
It says here that women don't want to talk about serious stuff, but I think that we do.
I don't talk about my hemorrhoid.
Oh, I didn't talk about health conditions.
That's still a mature thing.
You're just seeing fuck.
I do talk about books a lot.
You don't bring that up on, like...
What?
Have you told anybody you dated recently about your hemorrhoid?
Uh-uh.
Okay.
But yeah, I think books are fine.
Okay.
All right, all right.
I mean, is that it?
I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Stay home it's something good.
Amazing.
Gracie is a dog that was found wandering alone in Georgia,
missing its two front legs.
So they take it into this little rescue shelter,
and they're trying to figure out,
what are we going to do for this dog?
And there's this 12-year-old kid that works there, like volunteers.
He went home, and he built it a little wheelchair out of Legos.
And so now the dog can walk around.
But it works?
It works.
And the dog grew a little bit and outgrew that one.
So he went home and built another one.
And now that the dog is full grown,
he has a custom wheels, thanks to this dude,
this 12-year-old kid building it out of Legos.
That's cool.
That's cool on a few different levels.
One that the kid just wanted to go.
go do something for the dog.
And two,
that he was able to do it.
Like,
that's probably
engineering kid,
right?
Oh,
yeah.
Future, for sure.
The kid
ends up building bridges
or something.
All right,
there you go.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
A morning corny.
What do birds say on Halloween?
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
Oh,
that's pretty funny.
All right.
I can go with that.
I can go with that.
That was the morning.
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All right,
let's play a music game.
Ramundo,
how's this game go?
Yeah, so it's all country songs.
We bleeped out
the state name
and then you guys are just going to say
which state it was.
Okay, give me an example here.
Here we go.
I spent last night in the arms of a girl in...
Louisiana.
Yeah, that's the example.
A girl in Louisiana.
Yeah, Colin Bender Rouge, right?
Good.
All right.
Well, let's roll.
Come on.
Let's all play here.
Me, Amy, Lunchbox, our video producer, Eddie.
Let's play bleep the state.
All right, give me song number one.
Becky was the beauty from South.
Daddy had a heart like a nine-pound hammer.
Think he even did a little time in the slimmer.
What was I think?
All right, one more time?
I'm in for the win.
Becky was the beauty from South
Daddy had a heart like a nine-pound hammer
All right
In
I'm in too
Um Amy
Alabama
Lunchbox
Alabama
Eddie
Alabama
I also have Alabama
Becky was the beauty
From South Alabama
All right everybody's in
Good
All right number two
Caught a trucker out of Philly
Had a nice long talk
But he's a headed west
From the Cumberland gap
To Johnson City
I got I got a move on
Oh, Amy looked at me puzzled.
Really?
I'm in for the wind.
Do you struggle with that one?
No, but why do you make a weird face?
Because you made a weird face of me.
All right?
This is a big hint in that one.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tennessee?
Tennessee?
Tennessee?
Okay, but there's also a Johnson City, Texas.
Well, there's probably a lot of Johnson City.
Okay.
To Johnson City, Tennessee.
Okay.
There's probably a lot of, Washington.
Probably.
Yeah, pretty calm city.
All right, next one up.
Backing in boats, fishing limb lines, running bird dogs to the...
I'm in.
You want to hear one more time?
Lunchbox.
I'm in for the win.
You got it?
You don't need it?
No, I don't need it.
All right.
Georgia.
Okay, Georgia.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you right now?
Georgia!
Okay.
Georgia Pines.
Eddie?
Georgia.
All right.
Running bird dogs to the Georgia Pines.
We're not missing, folks.
All right, hit me another one.
Like nothing I ever seen
Summer and all in here
A k-ch-bucked
Dream, yeah, she was shaking them here
Some old more time
So.
Lunchbox doesn't know.
No clue.
Play it again.
First thing to come,
like nothing I ever seen.
Some burn all in here.
A-k-bye she was shaking them here.
Lunchbox is writing his down.
Like, much your first. Go ahead.
Oh, yeah.
It's Florida.
Eddie?
California.
California.
California.
Hit that one.
Summer and all in here,
a California dream.
All right, Luxbox is eliminated.
I should have got that California dream like a dream.
Right.
That's a John Pardy.
He's from California.
All right, Eddie, Amy, myself for Maine.
Here we go.
You can tell your mom, I moved to a
you can tell you dog.
Oh, would I say that out loud?
Oh, man, no, you did not.
Okay.
Hit it one more time.
You can tell your mom.
I moved the .
Amy.
Arkansas.
Arkansas.
Arkansas.
Yeah, there you go.
You can tell your mom, I moved to Arkansas.
Now that's five.
Are there any more?
Are there two more?
Yeah, we got two more.
Did they get harder?
Are they all easy like this?
Because we'll never end.
We're all real good.
We can do sudden death on the last one.
Okay.
All right, hit the next one.
Well, way down the under on the chat of poochie,
it gets hotter than a hoochie.
We lay rubber on the f***ing.
We got a little crazy, but we never got caught.
That was a bad word.
That's all I heard.
Come on, Eddie.
Can we do more time?
Okay.
More time.
Well, way down the under on the chat of poochie.
It gets hotter than a hoochie.
We laid rubber on the f*** chastball.
We got a little crazy, but we never got caught.
You know it?
I'm in.
I think.
I mean, I know it for sure.
So I may have the bell ready if you got it.
What do you have?
I mean, why would we do it twice?
Is Georgia?
Georgia.
Yeah, I have Georgia, too.
Okay.
We lay in drubber on a Georgia ass phone.
Good.
Okay.
Do we want to go sudden death?
Yeah.
So how this isn't going to work is, we'll just hit the song and yell your name.
Ray, when somebody yells it, just, it's up to you to shut it down.
All right.
Okay.
Okay, everybody ready?
Your name is the buzzer, not the answer.
Go.
It's not enough rain.
Ready?
Oklahoma.
We got it.
Yeah.
You got it.
Wait, hold on.
Play it.
It's not enough rain in alcohol.
Dang.
I just went for Kerry's voice.
I didn't even know what song it was.
Really?
Yeah.
You're unbelievable.
Oh!
That's my song, baby.
Okay.
Hey, nice win.
You're so unbelievable.
I forgot it was coming.
Hey, let's stop that again.
Let's do it again.
See how fun it is when you have a fun song?
Yeah, it's great.
Okay.
And I won!
You're unbelievable
Amy really wants to change her song
Yeah, but I like to get your own letter
That's funny to me
But she wants to change it to something that's so current right now
It's okay, it doesn't matter
It's not going to be cool.
It has to be like your, if you commit to it
It's the next three years.
Oh, that's a big decision, Amy.
Like mine is that, it's old school.
Eddie's is a Mexican song from my uncle.
Lunchboxes is from five, ten years ago.
Let's practice.
Do you have a clip of mine?
No.
What is yours?
You want?
Well, maybe.
great. Is that yours?
No, that's the other one.
That's her other song.
For some reason I thought it was that one.
It's Lizzo, same person.
Thank you very much. I'll take my winning song one more time.
Yo, unbelievable.
Good, huh?
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
All right, things I love.
I love The Office.
I love mustard.
I love dogs
And if I see any story about those three
I like to bring them up
Here's the dog story
Martin Nagy
A Broadway violinist
Volunteers to play for dogs
At the ASPCA
He plays calming music for them
And says when he starts
They immediately stop barking
And will curl up in their beds
At least most of them
Classical music performances
Have been shown to lower stress
And shelter dogs
Humans too
But he says when he ever he sits down
About 30 seconds into it
They all just kind of chill out
And it helps the dogs
Be calm, especially too before people come to actually look at the dogs.
Yeah.
So they're not going berserk when people come to make decisions on adoption.
I know.
Can you come over to my house and play that sometimes?
For the kids or the dog?
Both.
Oh, or you?
Everybody.
Anyway, Martin Negese, shout out.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
Transmit.
You know I love Garth Brooks.
And anytime I get to tell these crazy Garthbrook stories, I love it.
It was revealed on this day in country music.
Here we go.
Bones Show.
On this day in
country music.
Today in the year
2000, it was
revealed Garth Brooks
had saved two boys
from a house fire
in Oklahoma,
which is crazy.
Garth helped
evacuate two boys
from their
northeastern
Oklahoma house.
14-year-old,
10-year-old
were at home alone
on a school break
when someone
began beating on the door,
I opened the door
and the guy said,
there's a fire,
you got to get out.
That guy was
Garth Brooks.
And so,
Garth came in
and I was like,
Garth,
there's so many
stories about you. Tell us if these are true or not.
And I asked him about this, and this is what he said.
Me and Ted Larkin and Emmett Gillum
jumped out of the truck and you started going house to house.
When you kick in a door, be prepared for what you're
going to see inside. It was one kid in the
bathtub, but got him out.
And it wasn't
saving anybody's life by any chance, but
then the story, of course, then grows.
Fire departments here in Oklahoma, especially the volunteer
guys, they're awesome, all of them.
They had a cover. Imagine
you're like, oh, somebody's at the door.
It's God, Brooks!
Kicking your door over.
It's crazy!
So Garth Downplay's everything.
I bet he saved their life.
Probably carried him out over both shoulders.
Yeah.
So I liked that story.
And then I saw it and I thought I'd share it.
Bobby Bones!
Amy, were you at the grocery store yesterday?
I don't think so.
Day before yesterday?
Yes.
Did you know Lunchbox saw you at the grocery store?
No.
And then ran from you?
Because he didn't want to have to see you at the grocery store?
It's rude.
That's what I heard.
Is that true?
That's true.
What happened?
I saw Amy at the grocery store and I was in a hurry.
and she was going towards the like checkout and I was like, oh, and I dove into an aisle, you know?
And then she's still checking out as I walked up to the register.
So I was like, oh, and I turned back around and I'd like I needed to go get something else until she walked out of the store because I was in a hurry and I didn't.
How big of a hurry are you in if you're hiding in the aisle for three minutes?
Well, what is Amy's M.O to talk and talk and talk and talk.
And so I was worried like, oh, how was your weekend?
Catch up on things.
And I think it was Sunday night.
And I was just like, I got to.
Were you going to go to the grocery store's under day?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And so I feel bad and I wanted to get off my chest.
I'm sorry, Amy, but I saw you and I dove into an aisle twice.
Oh, man.
How does that make you feel that you didn't want to talk to the grocery store?
It just makes me think of all the other people that dodge me when they see me.
I didn't know people did that to me.
I wouldn't do that to you.
No.
I mean, it's okay.
I was just trying.
I was in a hurry, too, you know.
What did you say, excuse me?
I was in a hurry too, you know.
So you probably would have just kept talking.
Yeah.
No.
I was just there picking up some lettuce on my walk.
I really was.
I was walking.
Well, we needed lettuce.
So I was like, I'll walk to get it because I also needed steps.
Yeah, because then I drove past her as she was walking home.
I was hard walking down the road with her little bag.
Oh, my gosh.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Pretty crazy?
Crazy.
Mind blown.
What happened?
So I take my kid to the doctor, take baby box.
He has to go get shots at 15 months.
and the doctor gives him one for chicken pox.
And I said, wait a minute.
So he's not going to get chicken pox?
He goes, no, we vaccinate them for that now, and they don't get chicken pox.
What?
So this is a newer vaccination, obviously, because we didn't get a chicken pox.
That's what I said, is that new?
And he goes, oh, it's probably about 15 years old.
And I said, well, so we missed that.
I had no idea that kids no longer got chicken pox.
How crazy is that?
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
I had no idea.
I thought you just had to, like,
Get them.
Wing it, get the pox and then don't get them again.
So what we're hearing here is you're not an anti-vaxxer.
No, I'm not an anti-vaxxer.
Not either.
I'm not either.
Right. Don't stop.
What's up?
I'm going to get...
No, you're not.
Most people are pro-vaccination.
Correct.
I am pro-vaccination.
I am pro-science having a really good idea of what medicine we should take.
Now, do they always get it right?
Absolutely not.
But I do like to play the odds of science.
And if science is 75% right,
you know, I'm probably going to run with that.
Sure.
We're always going to find out things we're doing.
We're wrong.
We're always going to find out that little things.
I saw a commercial the other night about Roundup.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The commercial comes on and it goes, if you've used Roundup, you might have cancer.
And I'm like, what?
We've used Roundup.
Yeah.
Who had, I used to work on a golf course and do maintenance.
Oh, I mean, that got the, someone sued and won a lot of money.
They're like, if you use Roundup and you.
got cancer, you should call us because
we may be able to get some money.
And first of all, I'm like, you get cancer
from Roundup? I guess there's
a chemical in it. My point is
with that whole story, one, mind blown on that, but
two, we didn't know any better.
We just trust.
And most products we're trusting are probably okay.
But the occasional one isn't. I'm
pro-vaccination. Amy's pro-va. Ami's
anti-vaxer here?
Morgan number two, anti-vaxxer?
No?
All right. You don't want to claim that?
No, but I
I don't really, I haven't been good about doing my vaccinations in my life.
You're 26.
Well, you're talking about when you're sick.
You know, when you go to live in the dorms at college, you have to get the tuberculosis shot.
And I passed.
I waved it because I didn't want to get a shot.
Mostly because I'm terrified of needles, not because of the vaccinations.
You have to get a tuberculosis shot?
I didn't know that because I got tuberculosis.
Holy.
I thought that was only if you went to foreign countries.
Yeah.
Didn't you get a TB2?
I mean, it.
These two got TV
Both of them both got tuberculosis
I can't remember what they called it
She misremembered her disease
It was the word where they couldn't
Really define whether or not it was TV
No the word was tuberculosis
That's the word
Inconclusive
No, not true
I got a skin test and the dot like was like
Yeah it could be could be not
I had to go to the disease for center or the control
CDC
Yeah the center
Yes the disease center and Bobby made me bring a note
saying it was safe to come back to work
I had to miss like three days of work.
Yeah, I know.
All because of tuberculosis is like he was going to get it.
And you had to take that drug for nine months.
Nine months?
It couldn't drink for nine months.
Flu shots.
Do you believe in them?
Yes or no?
Yes.
I don't believe in them, but I now have to get them because I have a kid.
You, M2?
Yeah.
Do you get one?
Yeah, I did get that one before.
Yeah, I want to get one too.
You know who we should get on is Bobo and have him talk about the flu shot?
Because he is, what is his specific title?
Do you know?
He's a nurse necessitist or however you say it,
but it's basically like a nurse estetician.
But like he worked in hospitals for a long time.
He did an emergency room for a long time.
IV.
Yeah.
So I get my flu shot.
He comes and gives me a flu shot.
We should talk to him about that.
I'm a big flu shot guy too.
I take one every week.
It doesn't work that way.
Shut up.
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on the phone with us right now
is Adam Bobo
you will hear us refer to him as just simply Bobo
not Bobo the clown
but Bobo the medical professional
There you go
Bobo
How's it going man? Hey good
Hey what is your like official title
Like what do you do?
Well I'm an advanced practice nurse
and I'm a registered nurse anesthetist, certified registered nurse anesthetist.
And so?
So I practiced anesthesia in the hospital for four years before I left almost a year ago and started my company.
And he was working in the emergency room, which is nuts.
I bet you saw a bunch of stuff there, huh?
Well, technically it was the operating room.
Oh, that's different.
Well, I did anesthesia for open heart surgery.
Holy crap.
So I would put people to sleep and monitor them and take care of them, basically keep them alive while the cardiac surgeon did his portion of the procedure.
Dang.
Okay, so here's the question.
I'm glad we have you on.
You are a medical expert here.
The flu shot, good or bad, and why?
I think that it's good.
It's especially good in populations that are at higher risk for having greater complications with the flu.
Young people, old people, immunocompromise people, people.
with HIV or some other type of disease, it makes them more susceptible to have worse effects
from a serious virus, so to speak.
I think last year the statistics were on the flu shot that it was 29% effective.
You know, we kind of make a guess the CDC or the basically the government comes out and makes this best.
best guesstimate of what flu viruses will be active this year.
And they usually put three or four different inactive strands of that into a flu shot,
and we hope that it's in there.
Well, I think last year, later in the year, some other flu viruses came into play,
and it kind of lowered its effectiveness.
But for me, I think like this, the risk are so low of the flu shot relative to the benefit
that you're better off getting it because the hospitalizations and poor outcomes of people who get the flu
who never got the flu shot or worse. So if you get a flu shot and you get the flu,
your effects of the flu are going to be less.
A lot of our listeners, well, some will even text in and go,
the flu shot is a government conspiracy where they're putting something in your body to control your brain.
Has there been any evidence of that, Adam Bobo?
No.
Okay. There you have it.
I mean, yeah, there's conspiracy theories out there to think a lot of things.
I mean, in my opinion, I feel like there's enough research out there.
Now, granted, people will say I don't want to put some medicine in my body if it's only going to prevent at a 20% rate of the flu.
Sure, I'll give that person that.
But even if you get the flu and you have the flu shot, the effect of the flu on your body will be less.
Hey, Adam, give your company a plug real quick.
Real quick.
Oh, yeah.
My company in Nashville is Aratee Nashville.
It's A-R-E-T-E-Nashville.
We're an overall health and wellness company.
We do IV hydration, vitamins, antioxidants, really focus on keeping people well,
preventing sickness, preventing the flu, preventing a lot of different things that kind of come with a stressful, rigorous, go-go-go-go-go-like.
style. We work with a lot of professional
athletes and getting them ready and recovering
faster for their events.
And me.
Yeah, we're... Not very much like a professional athlete.
Basically. Yes, that's true.
But pretty much when I come to your house, I'm like,
this is one of our pro-asses.
All right, there he is. Adam Bobo, as we call him,
Bobo. Appreciate the insight
and now we'll let you go about your day. Good to talk to you,
bud.
All right, you too, man. We'll talk to you all later.
Bye.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Apparently there's a Sam Adams beer that's illegal in 15
States. Do you know about this?
No. Why is it illegal?
Sam Adams has brought back its utopia's beer.
She has some time for Halloween.
Alcohol by volume of 28%.
Is that too much?
So I didn't know either.
But it makes it illegal in 15 states.
A normal light beer is 4 to 6%.
Oh. Oh my gosh.
Wine ranges 12 to 14%.
And this beer is 28% alcohol by volume.
Oh my goodness. Only 77 casks
were made, and it's described as having a distinct vanilla note,
subtly nutty and elegant dark fruit aroma.
But yeah, it's hard to get it.
You cannot have it in Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, New Hampshire,
North Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Carolina, Utah, Vermont, and West Virginia.
So it's 200 bucks, by the way.
Whoa, per beer?
So few bottles were produced.
It's hard to find.
If you do, you'll pay 200 bucks.
Wow.
For 200 bucks, you just get a bunch of Vyka, huh?
You don't have the same.
You want plastered.
I don't know.
That's what's happening.
Amy, what's going on today?
I'm just trying to figure out what's going on with my cough today.
I don't think I'm, nothing's wrong with me.
I'm not sick.
Your back.
You know, I used to love that song.
My back.
My cough.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no.
No.
No, I don't know.
I'm not going to, like, see the doctor or anything, but I'm going to have a call with, like, a doctor.
And I'm making sure.
He listened to my cough the other day and told me,
It was asthma-induced or allergy-induced asthma.
So it's not anything contagious.
Do not freak out.
But I need to know what I can take to make it stop because it's not stopping.
Well, good luck.
So I'm going to figure that out just for you.
Please don't get me sick.
I know.
Please.
I know.
Every time I cough, I feel like you look at me like.
I know.
With like death eyes.
I do.
I don't mean to.
I know.
But I'm like, trust me.
It's like when the doctor hit your knee and your reflex pops your leg up.
When you cough, I just have to look at you like that.
I know, but like I feel great.
I need you to know that.
So what do you have going on.
I'm going to go do a panel. I'm in San Diego. So I'm going to go to this panel. And then I'm going to go and fly home and be home late tonight. So I have to go speak about, I mean, and I do believe this, about the power of advertising, not only in radio, but digital and how they all work together. So it's kind of a nerdy industry chat. So I'm going to do that and then fly back. But it's just a long flight.
What time do you get back? Maybe you can come to my event tonight.
I don't get back until almost 9 o'clock.
Oh, okay. I might still be there. Can swing by and see your ex-girlfriend.
What's that?
Amy's having a party with all my ex-girlfriend.
All over.
She's invited them all as an intervention.
Bones, you should definitely go then.
Thank you guys.
See you tomorrow.
Appreciate you.
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That's AMU.
Air Tasker helps you get more done fast.
My guests love the outdoor jacuzzi at my vacation rental.
Unfortunately, so do the wasps.
I need the nest gone and deep clean
and someone to take my dog to his overpriced haircut.
Our local taskers are on it.
Go to Airtasker.com or download the app.
Post your tasks and get to,
Get back to being the host everyone's buzzing about.
Air Tasker.
Get anything done?
Wait, this is a soda?
Yeah.
And it has protein?
10 grams.
No sugar?
Zero.
And it actually tastes good?
It's Skypop.
Skypop protein soda delivers the refreshing taste you want from a real soda.
Criss and delicious with 10 grams of complete protein, zero sugar, and just 45 calories.
So you're not choosing between great taste and real benefits.
You're getting both in every SIF.
Skypop protein soda, reach for the sky.
Get your Skypop protein soda now at Target or Ralph's.
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