The Bobby Bones Show - Amy & Eddie’s Kids Debunk The Laurel/Yanny Debate + Bobby Hands Out Invites To His Memorial Day Party

Episode Date: May 17, 2018

Both Amy and Eddie’s kids listened to the Laurel/Yanny clip and gave their take on it! Bobby invites a few members of the crew to his Memorial Day party. Also, everyone shares the most beautiful person they’ve ever seen. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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By the way, Tiffany's on in Massachusetts. Hey, Tiffany, how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good, good. We were earlier in the show talking about the Yanny and Laurel thing. So what happened with you? Okay, so I was totally born away how you heard Yanny, and I was hearing Laurel. I'm like, this is not a joke. So I have an 8-year-old at home, so I said, Mommy's going to play you this. Just tell me what you hear right off the back.

I didn't give him the choices or anything. I played it from me. He goes, I hear Danny. Yanny. I'm like, you're kidding me. All I hear is Laurel. I blew my mind. So you thought I was messed up. with you during the show or what? I didn't think you were messing with me, but I'm like, this is so crazy. I don't know if you guys were, I don't know, because it was just, it blew my mind. All I heard was Laurel. It was just so crazy.

Well, I appreciate the call. I thought you guys were messing with me, to be honest with you. Totally. So we talk about that later on. Hey, thank you, Tiffany for the call. Have a great day. No problem. See you later.

Yeah, the Tiffany getting here on the post show. I'm leaving momentarily because I got to catch this flight. So this is not going to be super long. But on today's show, lunchbox gets jealous. four-year-old? Mm-hmm. Definitely happens. No, it's not, whatever.

If you guys call it jealousy, whatever, you'll hear. It's not jealousy. What do you call it? I call it stating facts. No, you can't just say you're stating a fact and not state a fact. You played his clip more than you played my read. That wasn't the fact you stated. Anyway, that's coming up.

Secondly, have you worked on your stand-up act at all? Did you work on some premises last night? Oh, no. I didn't have time. See? But you always talk about all the time. How long was the nap you had yesterday? Oh, it was only an hour and a half.

I was busy yesterday. Man, an hour and a half. And that's a busy day to get an hour and a half nap? Yeah, and it was later. I didn't get a nap to like 3 o'clock, so I got up at 4.30 in the afternoon. Then how do you go to sleep at night if you sleep that late? Like, real question.

Real question, just close my eyes. Real quick, just boom, I'm asleep. He can do that. You guys go to bed way later than us, I think. What time do you go to bed? Last night I went to bed at 1130. Watch a basketball game? Yeah, I watched basketball game.

Then I watched the end of the hockey game. You have a very normal life. For all of us, I kind of have a weird life waking up in the morning, suffering through it, just the morning part. You really don't have to deal with that, do you? No. Man, that's cool. I wish I had that, whatever he has. You're working on that.

You could have that, right? I think I'm scheduling in October to have less of a schedule. He's got it penciled in. Yeah, good, good. I've got a schedule to kind of relax a bit. Yeah, your life's just, I'm. It's not appealing to you? No, it sounds miserable.

It is sometimes. It seems miserable to be busy all the time. I'm like, what fun, you don't have any fun, and that's what I'm, I think it's just terrible for you, but hey, you do you, you like to fight, grind and get on the road, I like to chill on the couch. Chill, couch, repeat. And there's nothing wrong with that. Like, really.

I think in life you just chase what makes you feel good and that's what he does. And fun is relative. Yeah, yeah, I have fun on stage. Yeah. I have fun. But anyway, I got to go. And you're done with this. Okay.

If you're in, uh, church. Charleston or Tampa or Washington, D.C. or Northampton, Massachusetts. Springfield, I'll be up there soon. Being miserable according to lunchbox. Not having any phone at all. On my stand-up comedy tour, yeah, Bobby Bonescom. So here we go with Thursday's show.

Enjoy my friends. And away we go. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here we're a. Yeah, welcome to Thursday show.

Good morning, studio. Good morning. Man, nothing irritates me like when somebody's messing with somebody's food. Because once I was eating dinner at a restaurant and someone spit in my food because they didn't like the radio show. So horrible. And I didn't know about it. And another radio show was talking about it because that person called into their show. It was like, ah, spitting by-bones food.

I was so mad. So I read this story. A Michigan worker was fired after serving laxative spiked brownies. Wow. So awful. To a co-worker. It's not, it loves to just laughing because laxatives in it, you know, ha-ha poop. But like someone could get sick.

Could totally mess you up. I mean, it's going to. That's a felony. You mess with somebody's food, that's a felony. You go get on one of those prison shows. Yes. Locked up. A bride.

And we send you abroad. Yeah. You put laxatine in your food. That's all your food. Every day. Every day. Every day. That's beautiful.

Police showed up after they got the tip that the 47-year-old employee planned on serving the laced dessert to this colleague of his as the colleague was leaving because he didn't like him. Oh wow. Like as he was... Not cool. Yeah, they fired. It was a woman? Hey. Yeah, it was a woman. Yeah, because I saw the police officer

my sex with mine goes, only guys are bad. Oh, no, when I saw it was a woman, I was not surprised. Why? And messing with food, though? Because women are revengeful. They're spiteful. But lack of it is such a man thing. Oh, really? He thinks pooping's funny. Correct. More than women do. But who's going to bake brownies?

That's embarrassing. Oh, okay, here we go. Now the sexism comes to re- Who's going to bake brownies? What do you mean by that, lunch? I mean, it's a few eggs, some oil, throw it in the oven. Not that hard.

Whenever I was in college, we had a Super Bowl party and someone made queso, or as we called in Arkansas cheese dip, and they put laxative in the cheese dip. Why would they do that? I never ate any of it. And I don't know why,

because I like queso. And I never, but I remember people having to go to the bathroom, and then they revealed, into the night. They put laxative in the queso. They had a good laugh. Jerk move. Jerk move.

Yeah. Was that a guy or girl that did that? Guy? No. Yeah. Who's making queso? Guys don't cook. Guys don't go in the kitchen?

Baking is different than melting some cheese. Only women bake? That I know of. There he goes again. Who's Betty Crocker? Male or female? What? Okay.

Who's Sarah Lee? Exactly. My dad hates. Who's chef? Boy, are? Oh, crap. Bye, big. Bobby Ooms.

Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. A big old ICU to Godwin McNeil. In Cleveland, Ohio, he's a bus driver. Celebrating a big milestone. He has been a driver for the greater Cleveland area for 40 years. He's logged an estimated 1.2 million miles. And not just that.

Never having an accident. That's part of his repertoire. He's like, yeah, 40 years, check. Over a million miles. Check. accidents. Check. Official say it's the longest, preventable accident-free streak in history.

Wow. All right. He hopes to retire in 2020 with a streak intact. Here's the thing. If I ever talk about not getting a speeding ticket, I get a speeding ticket. This guy's jinxed. He's jinxed. All right.

Godwin McNeil. Quite a run. Hope you make it. And that's the ICU. Over to Ramundo with the news. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Illinois.

There was a school shooting. The shooter was a 19-year-old ex-student. He was brought down by an armed resource officer. Luckily, no one else was injured. The officer is hailed as a hero for his actions. In Hawaii, evacuations continue. The ashes going two miles in the air. The volcano has been shooting boulders

the size of microwaves into the air. And finally, in weather news, tons of rain in the south and along the east coast. The same rain is going to continue tomorrow as well. The Bobby Bum Show. I basically have a

thumb growing off my back. What does that mean? That's how big the pimple is. Oh. I was like, oh no, is there a tail? Well, no, it feels like

I have a tail. That's how big the pimple is. Where? Let me, can I see? No, I popped it and it hurts. Why would you do that? Okay, let me say it. You're so weird about pimples.

I'm not weird. I'm actually normal. People are into that. No. No, no, no. They are. Not most people. Most people are.

Amy has popped pimples. over the years. From the waist up, she's popped a pimple pretty much everywhere on me. From the waist down, she's taking splinters out of my feet before. Glass shards. And I don't know if it's just a weird thing

with you where you like to get in the human body or if you're just nurturing. Well, I mean, the splinters in the glass, that's me being a good friend. But are you into that, though, like you're pimples? No. That's just me helping someone in need. The pimples, I'm definitely like

scoping you out and I'm like, hey, can I take care of that? please where is it it's like in the middle of my back because like sometimes you'll pop it and it'll fill back up well the thing is when you have people on my back I usually get it somewhere else too because I don't have a lot of acne but usually it's for stress

it's a reaction to something maybe and I go today and I fly up and do I don't maybe I'm nervous about that I don't really get nervous about that kind of stuff it's internal you don't really know that it's happening maybe what the nervousness maybe it's the idol's ending and then what else is there like is this

My peak. Oh, man. Oh. Like, is this one I'm always going to hold on to that slight spot? Like lunchbox and prom king? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Wow.

But he still holds on to that just fine. Yeah, and people still respect it. I need to climb another step, though. Yeah. I do have my book coming out. Oh, yeah. Okay, there's the book. But after my book tour, I'm done, guys.

Done with what? I'm in my heart. I'm just done working. Hard. Okay. I'm just going to take a break for like a year. Does that mean like you're going to go on vacation? No, I'll still be here doing this.

But my days from when I wake up until almost when I go to sleep, it's just one dot after the other on the calendar. And I don't like it anymore. So I'm going to change that. Interesting. And I'm going to give me a wife. Okay. Some kids? Probably 18 months or so.

I probably start working on the first kid. All right. I believe in see it, say it, let it be it. Than quite rhyme. Say it. Okay. That's all right. See it, say it.

Let it be it. Say it, see it, let it be it. Something like that. You're putting it out there. Yeah, yeah, I'm putting it out there. Wife. All that. Well, no, no, first, take the little dots off the calendar.

Oh, yeah. Relax. Then. Like my son would say, calm down. Is that what he says to you? He goes. Well, because I guess he's repeating me. Kids just like repeat back everything.

But apparently I might say, relax, chill out and calm down a lot. Because sometimes if, like recently, if I've gotten worked up about something, he's like, mom, relax, calm down, chill out. you sound a little bit with that impression like lunchbox when he was singing at Walgreens reggae yeah she sounds Jamaican

I need to get audio of him being like relax calm down chill out take this relax so do they like any sort of traditional Haitian music or were they only fed pop music

in the orphanage pop or like church music like I don't know that they we haven't jammed out to any traditional Haitian but that's a good question I should should play it for them just sometimes anything to offer them some sort of comfort I'm all about Sandy in Georgia what's happening

not that much taking my daughter to school we are trying to get their own time yeah well I hope you do and safely is there anything I can do for you We just wanted to call and let you know that we've just seen the most amazing sticker on the back of the lady's car. It said D-Team really big and up underneath. It said hashtag Pimp and Joy. And we just think that's truly amazing.

What? She must have made that. Was it homemade? I can tell you, Lisa, who's driving a Jeep this morning. She rocks in Columbus, Georgia. Hey, Lisa, if you're listening right now, we appreciate that. That's awesome. And we appreciate you, Sandy.

Hey, where do you live in Georgia? Yeah. We're in Columbus, Georgia. Georgia. I was in Columbus last year, like in the last year. I know, and I was so mad at my husband because he did not buy me tickets. Ooh. He sleep on the couch? Outside. Outside. Even better, even better.

Hey, thank you for calling. Get everybody to school safely. Appreciate you, okay? Thank. We appreciate you. Thank you. How about that, huh? How about that? How about that? All right. Katie and Missouri, what's happening? Nothing. What's talking about you, Bobby? You know, it's early, but not too early. It's a good day, but not too good yet. Just kind of getting there. What about you?

It's got promise, right? Well, we are headed to our last day of school. Oh, there we go. That's what I'm talking about. Yep, last day of school. Good. Yep. And I'm going to thank you for helping us through the year. Well, you're welcome.

Thanks for listening. How about this? Is there a fight day at last day of school? Because back in my day, they should say last day of school is fight day because you get suspended. It's only for one day. And so I'd be scared to go to school last day of school. Oh, you thought they'd fight with you? Why, they'd beat me?

That would be a fight. I think it's actually beat up. Is that a thing at all? Kate? With our school, if you get in trouble last day, they'll just spend you for the next year. Hmm. What happens on the last day of school nowadays?

It's more like a half day. You don't do much. I mean, spend like 20 minutes in class. Oh, that's my kind of day right there. So wait, are your kids in the car right now? That's Isaac talking to you. That's my son. Yeah, how old is he?

I'm 12. Let me talk to him real quick. That's him right now. Hey, buddy. Hey, man. What's your name? Isaac. Isaac, how's the school year been so far?

It's been one of my favorite years, so. What grade are you in? Sixth grade. Seven. You're in seventh grade? Yeah. How'd you do grade-wise? A lot of A's.

I mean, I have like one C, I think. C-plus. In what class did you get a C? ELA. What's that? English. You sound like speak good to me. Sounds perfect.

Or should I say well? Yeah, speak well. You gonna raise that grade up next year though? Yeah. Yeah, all right. You haven't gotten any trouble this year. You're good, right? No, I have not.

All right, last day of school, go be good. Don't fall for the fight day thing. That's not real. All right? No. All right, buddy. I talk to you later. See you.

All right, buddy. There he is. Katie and her son. Isaac. Isaac. Yeah. It's a good kid, I can tell. Good guy.

You know, you got work on those Cs, though. You only got one. No, no. He's good. He's not going to summer school or anything. Yeah, I got to get it all on a roll, though. I know. A's and B's.

Yeah. It's not hard to do. Just a little work. That level, just low work. It's all it is. If you really want it, you get it. That language art's probably just boring to him. You think so?

Is that what your problem was? Yeah. You didn't do so well in the boring classes? Yep. Too smart for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd.

Skinny. So this is cool. Darius Rucker is going to be performing on the finale of American Idol. You got Sunday night and Monday night as part of the finale. Bobby's going to be on and then Darius will be performing on Monday night. Other people performing Gary Clark Jr., Nick Jonas,

B.B. Rexa and even Kermit the Frog. So definitely check that out Sunday night and Monday night. So Justin Thore is dating Selena Gomez according to Life and Style magazine. Jennifer Aniston's sort of freaking out about it. I guess Justin and Selena, they've known each other for years through their manager,

and they've totally been falling for each other ever since they became single. Justin is 46 and Selena is 25. I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny. News. This truck driver goes into a restaurant. This is in Mississippi. And he's talking to the waitress. And they were talking about, quote, the Lord and her life and her children. And he says he got the impression she was having a hard time. So he wanted to help her out a little bit. And so he left her a healthy tip. She didn't know how healthy the tip was.

She just knew that he said, hey, I'm going to help you out with this tip. And so he left. He left her a $2,000 tip. What? A truck driver did. It's massive. Yeah, how about that? More than a little help.

He went back for pie later and then gave her another tip to. Did she hook them up with a pie? Free 99? Yeah, free 99. I don't know about the free pie. It's probably not her place to give out free pie. But she's probably buying a piece fine. But that's a cool story, right?

It's really cool. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from California. A family spent $500,000 building their dream home. It's all finished. Inspector comes out.

Oh, it's two feet too tall. Over the code. Got to tear it down. Oh, no. All the way down? What? They built it too high. Too high.

There's regulations for the neighborhood. The house? Yeah. Does it tear the house down? Yeah. Why didn't they look at the regulations before they built it? But it's only two feet, too. Can't you give them?

Take some shingles off. Two feet. Shamed the roof. I don't know. Wow. Did they tear it all down? They're going to tear it all down. Oh, my goodness.

Two feet. That's a bonehead for sure. That's 24 inches, guys. Yeah. That's still. That stinks. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

Mr. Bobby Bone. So yesterday, our phone screener, Hillary, came in. She has a second job working at a boutique that sells clothes. She said that Liam Hemsworth came in and he was the best looking person she had ever seen. And so around the room, if I were to ask you, who's the best looking person you've ever seen? Physically, you saw them and they were so strikingly good looking that you kind of went, wow. Because, and I'll ask you to call too if you want. Because I like to hear you. Maybe it's a celebrity. 877-77 Bobby.

Because part of the reason that celebrities become celebrities, their looks. If you're strikingly good-looking, you have a distinct advantage, which is why we're on the radio for the most. You know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout-out.

Shout-out radio. So, our phone number is 877-77 Bobby. Who did you see that was strikingly good-looking, so much so it was almost uncomfortable? Amy. Heidi Klum. Where did you see her? I heart festival.

In Vegas. I was like, I mean, she might be one of those beautiful people from head to toe I've ever seen ever. Everything about her was just amazing. I saw her too. She was very attractive. Like, very attractive. A bit, I was caught up in the Heidi Kloom mystique.

I don't know if my brain was foggy or not. Because I was like, it's Heidi Kloom. Oh, see, I didn't have that fogging my brain because I'm not like, oh my gosh, it's Heidi Kloom like geeking out. Like, I just, that is the pretty person. Like, proportionately, like, she's just all the things. Like, she's beautiful. I guess she's a model first, huh? Before she's a TV personality?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. The lunchbox, best-looking person you've ever seen. Easy. Halle. Barry. You met her?

I saw her. Yeah, Vegas. I was at Bruno Mars concert on New Year's Eve and she was there and I got a picture. And you saw her. Saw her and I was just like, wow, she is just as beautiful in person as all the pictures. If she wasn't Hallie Barry, would you still think. Absolutely. You would, your neck would go.

Stunning. Wow. red carpet in Austin, Texas. I was doing news and I was shooting the camera. Dude, I didn't even look on the camera. I just stared at her. She was so beautiful. Isn't it like an alien when people were that good looking? Yes. So I thought about this. First one was I was in an office at the same time that Kate Beckinsel was. Oh yeah. We were sitting right beside each other and I couldn't stop looking at her. But to be fair, I've had a massive crush on Kate Beckinsel for years and years. So the fog may have been a little over me, but she was abnormally super attractive. Not just

super attractive, but abnormally super attractive. But again, it could have been in my heart. So the only person that's ever super surprised me and I don't really know what she does is Olivia Coppo. You know what I'm talking about? She was dating one of the Patriots for a while? Yeah, she was dating, uh, mm-hmm. Like Amandola? Amandola? I think they broke up though.

Right. So I saw her at an event, and I couldn't stop steering because she was that attractive. Oh, I see her. Okay. What do you think about that? I was checking her age. She's 26. Yeah, she's pretty. She's just pretty

She's gorgeous Yeah Not your type I would have thought What do you mean? That's how it is type She's like screaming Hi I'm Bobby's type What do you mean she's just pretty

She is smoking us Why are you yelling at me Because Eddie tries to What's my Oh yeah Eddie does this Bangs Oh She doesn't have bangs

Okay not all Bobby's girlfriend Have bangs Well I guess two have had Maybe three My last girlfriend's been the only blonde I've ever Right How did it as a girl?

Only one. I thought you were shifting. All the rest of them have been dark here. But you dated the bond. But I'm talking about girlfriends. I'm talking about girlfriends. I know. Okay.

She has dark eyes. Well, the only reason why that's why I like. You like dark eyes? That's why I like. That's why I like. Okay. You know what she does? She was Miss Universe 2012.

That's her job. Miss Universe. Oh, that makes sense. But according to Eddie, she's just kind of pretty. She's okay. Oh, I'm going to play this song. Maybe it's like Yanny and Laurel. Like you see.

Exactly. Stop it. You see beautiful. You see Yanny. I see a big moron in front of me. Yeah. Hey, Nolan. Hey, how we doing?

Good, buddy. Who did you see that you thought, man, that is such a good-looking person? Tom Brady. Oh, yeah, I can imagine. Yeah. I was at the Patriots game with my dad. He came running out of the tunnel. This is when he had the long hair still.

And I was like, wow, that is the most handsome man I've ever seen my life. I respect that. I just kind of call me off guard. I respect that He wasn't expected And he was like whoa I didn't expect to see that guy be that good looking I respect that I do I like that call

Talking to our phone screener Hillary yesterday And Liam Miley Cyrus's boyfriend comes into her store Liam Hemsworth And she says it's the best looking human I've ever seen And so I said Has this ever happened to you where

You see someone and you're just struck by how good looking they are We went around the room and talked about ours, but David is on Tampa. Hey, David. Hey, man. Who is it that you saw and you just couldn't stop staring? Jessica Alba. I sat next door on a cross-country flight. You couldn't even have a normal conversation.

It was just like, wow. So whenever I was talking about who I had seen, which was Olivia Culpa, who I didn't know was Miss Universe. That makes sense. Yeah. And then Kay Beck and Sell. You know when someone has food on their face and you're talking to them and you don't want to look at the food

so you kind of look at. They weren't that pretty. It was like there's food on their face. Wow. Where you can't just look right at them. You know what I'm talking about, David? Absolutely. It was like, okay, do I give myself away here

or do I just like, stomp-faced? But she's like, oh, she's really nice. I'm like, oh, God. It's five hours. How was she? Was she nice to you? Five-hour flight. She was incredibly nice

and very not-assuming and just a regular, she was pushing her, you know, she was really done with the acting thing doing her own business. thing and really great person. It's just impressively gorgeous she was. Man, wouldn't that be a problem to have? I know.

You couldn't be around people because they were distracted by your gorgeousness. Man, that's a problem. What is that like? I don't know. Hey, Abigail in D.C. We saw Brooke Shields this weekend and she was drop dead gorgeous.

This weekend? Yep. Where'd you see her? We were in an elevator with her in Norfolk, Virginia. And she tall? very tall. Most of those models are...

Yeah, and she's got striking features. We saw Cindy Crawford backstage. Oh, man. Mm-hmm. We were at... We're stagecoach. Stagecoach music festival. She was back there.

And it was partly it was Cindy Crawford, and partly it was... Oh, we get why she's Cindy Crawford. Yeah. She's strikingly. Hey, Lindsay and North Carolina, good morning. Good morning. How are you?

I'm good. What's going on with you? Who did you go? Whoa, whoa, whoa. I saw David Beckham on the beach in San Diego. And how is that? That was, it was intense.

I'm not going to lie. What was so intense about it, in your mind? Well, he was kind of trying to be undercover, so he was there with his kids, and this was probably 10 years ago, so they were still pretty young. And so he was trying to lay low, and I saw him and figured out who he was,

and I was trying to get my family's attention. My dad has no idea who he is. And so I walk over to him and, like, can't speak actual words. So my brother finally asks if we can get his autograph and then we pretty much blew his cover. So I kind of felt bad. Lunchbox did that about Bon Jovi once. Oh, he was at a, we were at a party and Bon Jovi was over at the bar. And I went up to him and said, you are Bon Jovi.

Bon Freaking Jovi. And he didn't know that until you told him. And I was like, I'm a huge fan, dude. And no one was bothering him. and then I got a picture and then there was a line and he left the party about 10 minutes later.

Blue his cover. Hey, if you're going to be a celebrity at a party, you got to know your cover's going to get blown. Yeah, he broke a... But wasn't it a media party? It was a private event. I think lunchbox, like,

showing other people like, oh, if he got a picture, shoot, I should get a picture. They all knew it was Bon Jovi, but lunchbox opened like the can of arms. They know his Bon Freaking Jovee? Maybe. Maybe that was it.

Yeah. That was a good picture. We're talking about people that you've seen. and you just go, whoa, they're uncomfortably good looking. Hey, you're on the air, Alyssa in Pittsburgh. Hi, oh my gosh, this is so exciting. Well, thanks for calling.

Who did you see where you were going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Penelope Cruz in Madrid, Spain. And so, I mean, what was she doing? Was she eating? See, there's like this, there's this big park, and it has, like, a man-made lake in it, and it's really awesome. It's like a bunch of like vendors and like shops and like bakeries.

Like it's a huge park. It's like 13. Why did you say 13? It's like three miles. And so you saw her and she made you go, whoa, who is that? And then it was Penelope Cruz? Well, I knew with her. But just she was with her family.

And it was just super cool to like see her with her family because that's where she's from and like speaking Spanish and just with her family walking around. And, like, she was drinking a little coke. So, like, that's so normal. It was just really cool. And she's so beautiful. Wait, listen, people that have fame and money, they're normal. You know, but Penelope Cruz is drinking a Coke. No, I know, I know.

I know, I know. Oh, they're the little ones. So. Hey, Patty and Virginia. Let's do one more. Hey, Patty. Hi, Bobby. Who did you see?

Strikingly good-looking. Well, I was at a comedy show, and there was this guy on stage, dark hair. glasses. Oh, green. Creamy. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, everyone. All you haters.

Relax for a second. Go ahead. We don't know who this is. Go ahead. He was a drop-dead gorgeous. Yeah, yeah. Tell me some more. Oh, my God.

My daughter and I just couldn't take her eyes off of him. Yeah. Yeah, and what was his name? Oh. You want to know his initials? Yeah, yeah. Maybe you can guess. Okay, go ahead.

B.B. Oh, my God. That were not. Amy. What? I know. I'm trying to say up your Patty. What? I know.

Think about me, I have to sit across from every day. I can barely concentrate. I wish I was you, A-A-Me. All right, enough of this. Another this charade. How much do you pay? Another charade. Patty, thank you, Patty.

Thank you, Patty on your payroll. No, Patty's not on my payroll. Patty, on the payroll. You're on my payroll. I wish you would say nice things. I just did. No, you were being facetious. You were like, imagine me all day long.

One of my favorite stories is that kid who's 17 years old. Well, so he says, and he goes in place for the basketball team. But he's really 25. What? This came out yesterday. Oh, man. A 25-year-old man lived the double life as a teenager. So he could play high school basketball again.

He's 25. He said he was 17. He even dated a 14-year-old. No. I don't like that part. Too much. Too much. Basketball fine, that's too much.

He claimed to be a Hurricane Harvey refugee, enrolled as a freshman, then he transferred and joined the basketball team and dominated younger players. Of course he did. He was named the district's offensive player of the year. Well, yeah, duh. Not bad.

But here's the thing, it's not duh, because a really talented 17-year-old is better than a mediocrely talented 25-year-old. For sure. Some of these kids are 17th, they can go to the NBA. So it's not just, if you're 25 and you're playing 13-year-olds, that's the difference. But yeah, no, apparently he's a good ball player. He's a big dude.

I mean, that's pretty cool that you got district MVP. If you're going to do that, you've got to be where you're just kind of middle of the pack, right? Because district MVP attracts a lot of attention. Unless you have eye of the tiger and you're quite competitive. Wait, so how do you get caught? Do we know? Yeah, his former coach from youth saw him at a tournament and informed the head coach. He was like, hey, man, that guy used to play for me like 10.

years ago. Oh no. And why do you want to go back to relive your glory days? No, to have glory days. Because he probably didn't have it the first time. Because if he was good, he would have went on scholarship, play college ball. That's true. Look at that. He's like a training for 10 years so he can go back to high school. So do they take back his award? Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You take it down from the rafters too. Yeah, and he's got to be something like jail. or something for that dating of that 14-year-old. Well, I guess it depends what dating means. True. Yeah, I don't know. If they just went to the movies, okay. If anything else happened, I don't know. You know, I was reading this story about Jared Lutto, and I think, I don't know who Dylan Sprouse said.

Dylan, some kid actor. Do you know that it's Morgan No. 2? Yeah, I do. He was on a lot of, like, Disney shows, and now he's kind of gone off the wall. Oh, has he, is he nuts now? A little bit, yeah. Oh, he's the Cody and Cody kid. Oh, yeah, the twins.

Yeah. Oh, he's one of Ross's kids? Yes. That's one of us. That's it. Good, good call. Yeah, Dylan and Cole Spouse. Yeah. They're 25 now.

Okay, so he's writing about Jared Leto. I just saw this this morning. And he goes, hey, Jared Letto, don't you stop slipping into all these Instagram models, DMs. Anybody between 18 and 25, we know who, and he's like calling him out. But I go, hmm, Jared Lettos is 40s, and I do think a 40-year-old and 18-year-old's creepy. But it's not illegal. Right. Look at the story.

Tell me if he just sounds like this Dylan Spouse kid that, like, Jared Leto stole his girl. Exactly. He must have slipped into his girl's DM and he's like, pack off. No, then his girl probably left him to go hang out with 30 seconds to Mars. Yeah, he's on the road. But again, there's nothing illegal about a 40-year-old and an 18-year-old. Now, is it weird? Yes. But who am I?

There's a reason laws exist, right? Yeah. Of course. Do you see it? Yeah, he seems like bitter. Like, he came in and got all the models that don't want Dylan. Yeah, it does seem weird. I don't know anything about anything.

I just read it this morning. I thought lunchbox would agree with it. this guy. Of course. The Jared Leto guy. What's wrong with, if they're 18 and their models, they're pretty mature for their age. I don't care about pretty mature around the world. I'm just saying 18's the law. Yeah. It's not like you're calling anybody out. Does lunchbox study date a high school senior?

As soon as they graduate, the day after. They toss that cap in the air. They're ready to date. That's what I was looking for. You have a story about this school requiring, smiling in between classes. You have to smile. So we'll get to that in a second. At the top of the story says,

North Lebanon School District students are required to smile when walking the hallways. So you can hop on the phones if you want, 877-77 Bobby. If you don't smile, you get called to the office or down to see your guidance counselor. You have to talk about your problems then.

You have to go to attention. All because you're not smiling, suddenly have problems. Well, come back to that. a minute, feel free to jump on the phones. Let's go over to Amy now. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Jason Aldeen is doing something cool for the Susan G. Komen Foundation through his new place in Nashville. So here's the deal. If you make a donation to Komen, your name's going to be put in a drawing to win a trip to Nashville with a friend. You get to have dinner with Jason at his new restaurant and even have a cocktail named after you. So that's pretty cool.

That'd be something like I would win, because I don't really win the big things. And they go, you went a trip to Nashville. I'm like, wait, I already live here. Yeah. We had the caller that won a trip to Austin for our IHard Country Festival. So they win the big trip, but they live in Austin already. I met her, too, when we were there. Yeah.

She was like, I'm the one from town that won the trip. In town. And she actually said it was awesome because they got the hotel, so it was a staycation, and she didn't have to waste time traveling anywhere. She said she loved it. That's good, then. I did feel bad because it's like, you've won. One round trip, hotel, transportation, two, from the airport, to the same town you live in.

Yeah. So if you want a shot at this, go to Jason Aldeen.com to donate and put your name in the hat. A judge granted Taylor Swift a restraining order against an obsessed fan because she's doing some shows, and she's staying at her Beverly Hills mansion. So for the next three weeks, Julius Sandrock has to stay far away, at least 500 feet from Taylor. What about, like, all the time? That's what I was thinking. Yeah, maybe because she's only in town right now. And then obviously they're going to be looking for him at the Rose Bowl.

He better not even be close at all. Well, 5001 feet. Yeah, true, true. But yeah, I was like, gosh, can they just like make it or restraining order forever? But I guess since she's in town, they're like, okay, we grant you this for three weeks. Stay away from Taylor. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds.

Skinny. She said, do you love me? I tell her only pod. I'm only part. I don't need my bed. That's right. I love it. Eddie Jr.,

four years old singing songs yesterday. I watched the trailer for the biopic. Have you seen it? Looks good. So, yeah, the guy who's in... What movie is?

No, no, no, not I robot. He's in a TV show. What's it going? What's it going? Mr. Robot. There we go. Yeah, he plays Freddie Mercury. And he looks like him.

It's kind of crazy. So there's a whole... But there's a little controversy behind it too. But yeah, did you know Freddie Mercury, the late singer of Queen? So he died of AIDS the day after he announced it. Oh. Yeah, he told everybody.

He was in his 40s, I think 42 or 44. Yeah. He said, hey, I have AIDS and then died the next day. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Here, this will lighten it up. There you go. Yelling it up.

This guy. Hey, Morgan number two, do people like that clip? Because I loved it. Oh, they loved it. Like on the web, they loved it. Yeah, I think it was on the verge of going viral a little bit. Oh, come on. Yeah.

My son, who I try to keep off the internet is going to go viral. How ironic. Ironic, yeah. Lunchbox, how mad would you be? I'd be ticked. If Eddie's four-year-old went viral. Like, I would have been so mad because why,

we've tried so hard to go viral, or at least I haven't tried to go viral. And he just does this little dumb thing where the kid sits in his lap and sings songs and that goes viral, that just would have had to ruin my year. Bobbybones.com if you want to see it.

It's not viral worthy. The thing of going viral is it's never supposed to go viral. Yeah, the whole trying hard to go viral doesn't work, right? Right. That's the opposite of what happened. That's why you put it up.

If you didn't want it to go viral, you wouldn't put it on the internet. That's not true. I put a lot of stuff up, dude. Without that thought, we try to give to our people. Let's say the yodel kid. He probably was from his family to see him yowling in Walmart. And somebody else recorded that, too, by the way. He didn't even record that.

So, hey, come on. She said, do you love me? I tell the only party. I'll leave on my bed. I'm a mom. I tell me that wouldn't make you mad if he went viral. I would love it. I would love that.

Why would Bobby get mad at that? I don't see people as my competition. Yes. You can't judge your progress on someone else. You can't. And he doesn't take my spot in the viral 50. It sounds like he's taking a spot. Yeah.

You act like that's the gap that you could have gone in and gone viral. There's a lot of room out there for you, dude. Right. And I don't understand why it hadn't happened. And then he doesn't even know what viral is and he goes viral. Get out of here. That's the thing. That's what makes it cool.

Yeah. Oh. Baby. To the screen. That's good, man. Come on. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox.

Carol lives out in Hawaii and the volcano erupts and she's like, oh my gosh, I have to flee. The only problem is the dogs got scared of the lava and ran away. Oh, man. Couldn't find her dogs. And there's a rescue group that said, you know what? We got to go find the dogs. Searched for 10 days, dodging lava. found the dogs.

Wow. They didn't get burned up by the lava. They had gotten bitten by some ants, but they're A-OK and reunited with Carol. How about that? How about that? How about that? That one warms my heart.

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Baby, why don't you just meet me in the middle? I'm losing my mind just a little. Middle and little really don't rhyme, but it's so close. It rhymes perfectly. Two D's two T's. You don't even think about it.

Man, how great is that? He broke down that songwriting. Yeah, I was just listening a little bit, you know? Listen, you know. The me, dao. The meadow. The meadow. Okay, so there's this story.

The school is requiring smiling, in classes and in between classes mostly. If we're walking in the hall and you're not smiling, they will send you to the counselor and if you don't address it correctly, they will send you to detention. This is all that's wrong with the world today. Having to force people to fake something.

Yeah, I don't like this. It's such an in inauthentic world anyway that we live in. Everywhere you go, people posting on Instagram that, it's not even the best. It used to be they're just posting the highlight reel. It's not even that anymore. It's grown into people who are posting fake things. Not even the highlights of their life. They're posting things where they're buying clothes just to put it on Instagram.

That's not even real. They're going on trips just to post it on Instagram. That's not even real. So the school is requiring smiling. What if I required you guys to smile? I should make you guys smile. Stop. Sometimes I walk in here and it's so glum.

And I have to be the one to bring that. I mean, I'm all about encouraging more positivity, which, yeah, smiling is a positive thing. But in between classes, especially if a kid has something going on, you can't force people to just fake smile all the time. How 1950s horror movie is, is it of everybody walking on going, he? Hello, you're on the air. Let's go to Victoria and Virginia.

Thank you for calling. Now, you actually think this could be a good thing. Well, you know, I feel like it's a little harsh, but I'd love to know more of the reason behind it. I would love to hear more about that school and the reason behind why they implement it. Well, what I think is there's been a lot of bullying going on at that school and other schools, and they see as a way to curtail that to make everybody smile.

I'm not sure about that I mean there's some words I just I just don't want to smile but I do like Amy was saying I do feel like positivity is a good thing but I think it's a little harsh to maybe have detention or have to go to see the guidance counselor because you're not smiling also doesn't mean you're not happy exactly and you shouldn't have to be happy or fake happy all the time yeah because if you're happy all the time then you're never really happy

you're just normal some people have a better resting face than others oh you're going to that too well yeah mine sort of like goes down Sometimes people think I'm in a bad mood and I'm not. Elizabeth in North Carolina. Hi, how you doing? Good. Thank you for calling. What do you want to say?

I wanted to just say what Amy just said, which is basically some people have a natural smile on their face most of the time because that's just the way their natural resting face is. And some people don't. And I just think we're trying to legislate so much in our society. And we really shouldn't do that. I mean, you know, people should be who they really are and they should show who they really are. I think if you want to work on the culture of positivity in a school, you can. Where you can hopefully plant seeds, and the seeds end up sprouting into organic smiles. Exactly. That's a good point. Yes. And then, yeah, you create a place where people want to smile.

You're forcing them. And if they don't, okay, maybe you should do a better job at the culture, at the planning, at the cultivating. But yeah, does anyone think this is a good idea, by the way? Eddie, okay. Okay, well, part of me thinks, like, a smiling is contagious. It's almost like a yawn. Like if one person smiles, then you kind of force it right there. Bones, you're doing it right now because I'm smiling at you. Like a smile is contagious, so maybe it all starts with one smile.

Next thing you know, the whole school's smiling. Now, a rule behind it, that's rough. Like, that's, you can't get suspended because you're not smiling. But you're kind of into it, huh? I kind of like the idea. Okay. Being mean and naturally, like, rude is easy. But they're not, just because you're not smiling, you're not being rude or mean.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Speaking of smiling. Here you. The Morning Corny. Why was the coffee pot an Instagram star? Why was the coffee pot an Instagram star?

Because he was a pro with filters. There it is. There you go. That was the Morning Corny. Next level there. Yeah. That's a deep. Modern joke.

Yeah. Yesterday was the Yanny or Laurel. debate. All the TV shows are talking about it too, and it was Laurel. It's weird, because I just don't hear anything but Yanny. And I got into the whole story about how it was recorded. Who recorded it? It was not like

Dictionary.com or something. That's where it comes from, and then a kid takes it and records it on her Instagram and someone else, and all of a sudden it blows up. Like nothing viral was meant to be viral. So, all I hear is Yanny, and it turns out

you're either hearing the high or the low. and if you're hearing Laurel, you're hearing the low. And if you're hearing Yanny, you're hearing the high. And so another thing, and I posted on my Insta story, like the actual scientific part of the article, that says the reason a lot of people hear Laurel is because some of their hearing is gone. Which means a lot of older is hearing Laurel more than younger. Now, that's not universal, but, and I circled it on my Insta story, if you want to go look at it. So here is Amy with her kids, and you, yeah, you're at, you. did the same thing. You played it? Yep.

You said, what's this sound like? What did you play from your phone? On my computer. Okay. Yanny. Yanny? Or? Yanny. That's what I hear. Those are the two options. I don't hear anything that sounds like Laurel. Wow. I only hear Laurel. No. I don't hear anything that sounds like Yanny. Okay.

Yeah. Okay, what do you hear? Lavo. Lavo. Lavo. Lauer. Lavo. What's that mean? Lavo. Lau, Lau. That's for tomorrow. Good I hear it. Yeah, it's for the, I'm gonna do it for the show. So your daughter heard Laurel. They both did.

Well, he just repeated her. But if you listen in the clip right when the computer's doing it, he says Laurel under his breath. Let me hear again. This is that Amy's kids, here you. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, what do you hear?

Low. Did you hear him? Lauer. Lauer. What's that mean? Lavo, lao, lao, la. That's funny. Yeah.

They had zero clue what it was. What I was talking about, they never heard Laurel or Yanny before. I just played it and I said, repeat back to me what you hear. That does debunk it, but it does show that it's not just the age of the ear. Or they've lost their hearing. Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm saying. It's not just the age of the year. Got it.

Does that say Laurel or Yanny? This is Eddie with his kids now. Does that say Laurel or Yanny? Yeah. Loro. Laurel? Yeah. All right.

What did you just hear? Laurel. What? Laurel. How old are you? I'm 10. You're 10 years old and you heard Laurel. Yes.

Exactly. I'm not saying you guys are wrong at all. Those are four little kids. I know. And what's funny is every time you play the clip in the clip, I hear you get in the back. I know, I know. Yeah. She said, do you love me?

I tell her only part of you. I don't need my dad. I'm my mom. So it originally was recorded as Laurel. You guys did that, right? No, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Vocabulary.com hired an opera singer back in 2007 to pronounce a bunch of words for them.

This guy was in the original production of cats, apparently. It's a guy, right? Yeah. Yanny. Focus on the love. There we go. Yanny. No.

No, Laurel. Yanny. I mean, that's a dude, right? Yes. So the reason some hear Yanny instead of Laurel, according to this article, has to do with how the audio was recorded and what you're expecting to hear as well. But I've tried to expect to hear Laurel, and I don't hear it. So younger people tend to hear higher frequencies better than older people. But yeah, it's crazy how this is a thing.

And people that complain about this going, oh, shut up. Just don't read it. Yeah. Those people annoy me worse than the people talking about it. Yeah, let us do this. You know, okay, so you're over it. It's fun.

What does it hurt? I see more people complaining about it. Oh, I'm so over it. Okay. Block it from your feed. It's like people who go, Game of Thrones. I never even seen an episode of Game of Thrones. I haven't.

I'm so cool. There he is right there. It doesn't matter what you haven't seen. Let everybody enjoy what they have seen. Or don't care. I got a new mouth guard. And I don't know if it's the new mouth guard or if it's the my pillow that I was given. And this is not a commercial.

I don't know what the... But I've been sleeping really well over the last couple days, right? And so I come in this morning pretty well rested. I'm never well rested. I come in, sleep good. And I had to get all my stuff together because I'm leaving right out. after the show to fly to do American Idol today. And so I drive in, and it took me a bit extra to pack all my stuff because I'm gone for

days. And so I send a note up to the studio, hey, could someone go by Starbucks to give me something? And then they forget and they don't get it. And I'm starting to get a headache because now I have dependency on caffeine. Now I'm getting grumpy. It's a real thing. It's a real thing. I don't like myself right now.

A little bit I'm irritated because I send a text and say, hey, I need somebody to go pick, you know, they didn't. What are we waiting on? No, no, it doesn't matter. Nothing around here works. By the way, our microphone works now. Hey, Morgan, number two, say hi. Hello. What are?

Oh, amazing. Yeah. Yeah. I say she's 10% funnier too now at this new microphone edition. So we have a new microphone that works. But yes, go ahead, Amy. Well, I'm just observation. Go ahead.

I know that also along with the headache and not having the caffeine, you said you're a little bit grumpy. Although you've been sleeping well, you woke up great. But then why not, even though they missed the text and didn't go to Starbucks, why not just still send someone anyways? I don't know. Don't get me started. I don't know.

It's the grumpiness. It doesn't matter. I choose, you know. I'm just trying to figure out what the principle behind that is. I don't know. Because you always have a reason. Yeah.

Trying to figure that out. Well, and last time we sent someone out, they got into a wreck. So maybe we... No, they crashed into the building. Correct. It wasn't a wreck.

She crashed into the building. That's a wreck. But still... So I understand why you're like, you don't want to push it. I get it. No, I'm not going to push it. It's like they have bigger problems.

You know? Like, it's Yanny. It's okay. Yes Okay Laurel It's crazy to me You guys don't hear that

Mm-mm Don't be hating I'm playing that clip over and over again Because if you're not careful I won't stop playing this clip Oh boy What You will

You will too This one's my favorite though Hey She said do you love me I tell the only part He'll be My bed and my mama Clip of the year

Can we not make that go viral Let's make it go viral We can't he'd like it what if we bring him in to perform live on the air stop no no no no no no why do you think

Eddie's kids are going to steal your thunder Eddie listen you're trying to keep your kids in the private life you don't need to bring them on the air we don't cover them in a blanket you don't have to cut their face and cut a mouth hole oh no and then play the jam

hey she said do you love me I tell the only party I'll be my mom there you go that's not a bad idea like a little four-year-old dead mouse. Yeah.

Where you never know who it is. Lunch, why are you jealous of a four-year-old? Not jealous. I just don't want you. Why do you push his stuff more than, like when we do stuff, we should push it as hard.

You get pushed if it's good. So you are jealous of a four-year-old. Insane reggae. He's jealous of a four-year-old. This is insane to me. You're a 36-year-old man jealous of a four-year-old. Not jealous, just stating facts. If we played my clip of reggae,

me, as much as we played this, I could have gone viral. We'd rather play this four-year-old. You just need to have some calming music, calm you down. No. Calm down, mine. Man, I wonder if I should bring him out on the road with me. Yeah.

He would love that. No, he can't go on the road. Dude, I'll pay him to come out and open a couple shows. Like singing? You want me to stand-up two? No, just sing. Stop. He is not.

No. This is not happening. Okay. Let me think it. Let's talk. Okay. I want to talk. Okay. Mr. Bobby Bowles.

Maria in Dallas. Hey. Hi, Bobby. What's happening? Hey, thank you very much. What do you want to say? Oh, I just wanted to thank you all. You all have been so great throughout college.

I started listening in college because of my now husband, my fiance, listen to it. And at first I didn't like it, but, I mean, now it's all I listen to. And you all have definitely kept me saying through college and law school. So thank you so much for everything that you do. Well, congratulations on graduating. And most people don't like us when we start, huh? Yeah, that's kind of a routine. Some still don't after we look at this for a while.

They just are stuck. But we are very much an acquired taste. People go, ah, they don't sound like they should be on the radio. I think it's because we probably shouldn't be on the radio, right? Probably. Hey, congratulations. Appreciate you calling. They have this thing called Arm Spanks, and they're selling like crazy.

Oh, yeah. They slim down your arms. Oh, you know about this? Yeah, because they're made by Spanx, the company. Yeah. They do the thing that Spanx does where they suck in and smooth out. Compress the arm. The fat in the upper arm area.

Mm-hmm. They cost $30. Do you have this? I don't have any, no. I never heard of such thing. They come with, like, cute tops, too, and it's more so like if you're wearing it under something or maybe, I don't know. I mean, it's genius. That girl always makes so much money.

I think she's a billionaire. She's the first female billionaire, I think, if I recall correctly. Look at that. Backstery was put out a new song. I haven't heard it yet. This is first lesson for me. Do you want to hear it? No.

I'm ready. Hit me. It's called Don't go break in my heart. Don't go breaking my heart. I won't go breaking your heart. Is it that one? No, that's Elton John and Kiki D. though. Okay.

Here we go. New Backstier voice. I got mixed emotions. Did I finally find me a river that could leave me out to the ocean? You don't like that name? Not yet. Okay. I wish I wouldn't have told you kind of love that leaves you parted and broken.

So forgive me for my mixed emotions. Yeah, yeah. I wish I wouldn't have told you it was. I think you would have liked it. I think you would have liked it. But now when we think of them as 40 and 50 year old men, it's weird. Yeah, you're picturing them being like, I'm not that man. 17.

Fucking on the beach. I mean, I'm a Backstreet Boys fan Come on, it's kind of a jam That sounds good, well, you didn't get to this part yet My point is, if I wouldn't have told you, I'm an idiot Yeah, you are I should have just played it and said, do you like it? What do you call songs like this?

A bop? Yeah, it's a bop. Listen, it's not my favorite song. Is it a jam sandwich? No. No, not yet. That's the highest. Jam sandwich is big.

If something's a jam sandwich, it's on and you eat it. That's cool, you start of that. Yeah. Breaking my heart. Don't, yeah. Jam sandwich. James sandwich.

I got mixed emotions. It's not terrible. It's a little nasely. Wait, is that like Eddie singing? I got mixed emotions. Like, they could have just like dialed that down a little bit. Why do you mean a hater?

Because you know they talk like, I got mixed emotions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not really singing like, pass me to a Wall Street Journal and a copy please. Exactly. Where are my slippers?

Yes. Where's my pipe? Exactly. So that's them trying to sound younger than they are. How's the stock exchange going to do? All right, hand me this script. I got mixed emotions. Exactly.

Why are you guys hating so much? Wait, you are too. Nah. I just create in a bit. Okay, I like this part. Of course. Don't go breaking the heart. It's only one he's got.

And he's got probably heart disease because they're older. It's the number one cost. Got to watch out for that. I forgot that. They don't have time for that. Yeah, you got to get that blood pressure. Don't go breaking my heart. He's got my blood pressure checked in the last three months.

Oh, no. That's funny. Okay. They're older. Yeah, they are. Wait, really, how old are they? Are we making fun? The oldest back shoe boy, I would think is no, over that.

Probably 48. 48. 48. Wow. Nick Carter's 38 and Kevin is 46. Yeah. Forty-six. Wow.

So there's a, yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh. Di Parvaya. It's all that stuff, man. No, there you go. New Backstreet Boy song. You heard it first.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So a teenager that was supposed to be headed to her school prom had to cancel her plans because she was injured badly in a fire pit accident where the fire burned her face and she's all bandaged up. So no problem for her. So her date and some of her friends from the high school surprised her at her house before

they went to prom and they had music and took pictures. and hung out with her and made her feel really, really special. That's cool. I saw that. They had, like, her own little prom in the basement. Yep. I had a friend once, and she wasn't able to afford tickets to the prom. And so her and her boyfriend, outside the prom, had a little prom.

Oh, like their own little thing. Yeah, because it was like a feel bad. His name was Zach. Her name was Kelly. And they were outside the... Oh, my goodness. What up? Saved by the bell.

Okay. All right. You and your friends, like Phoebe. Oh, boy. I mean... No, no, no, no. She couldn't afford it because her dad. I had lost her job.

What? Sometimes I feel so sad. That's my friends. Sometimes I'm like, oh, wow, what? Like, I'm picturing your friends from high school and I'm not being able to afford. They're a little older than me, but I said. Oh, yeah. Okay.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me go. And we're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bonds. Hey, Morgan, number two, I have a clip here of you talking about Swave. Yeah.

I guess you guys, commercial for stuff. suave? Which I have suave in my shower. Shampoos? Yeah. Here. This is Morgan number two. Honestly, I thought I had done everything to control it until I tried suave almond and shay butter, shampoo and conditioner. That's right.

Yeah. If you're never told... It's suave, though. It is, but if you're never told, I don't know how you'd be told. Are you not familiar with suave? I mean, I am, but I think I've just... I've been watching a Latin TV show. I think I got a little too. That's funny. Swave.

That's funny. She's like, if you like clean shampoo. That's funny. That's funny. Okay, okay. I like that. Is there anything on your list of up 24-year-olds care about? You guys not caring about anything?

No, yeah. We care about some stuff. Tell me something that you care about. I don't even know what you have over there. Well, New Girl officially ended. They aired their last episode ever after seven years, and I'm really sad about it. I like that show. I watch it on TVS sometimes.

when it was on. They run it in syndication. They don't anymore. But I got into that show because of that. So I'm sorry about that. Yeah, I was really sad. It was really emotional. Oh, was it? It's over. Yeah, it's over for good. No, I didn't cry, but it was just really good and I was sad. Anything else? Let me see. Let me dig. Her microphone works. I'm totally invested in and getting her on the air more now. Gmail is helping us roll out a little email situation where they will help you suggest words and phrases. so basically they'll start writing your full emails for you. How does that work?

So you start typing something and it'll suggest a full phrase instead of just a word. So then you can just really have them automate your entire email for you. It's a better version of autocorrect. Oh, wow. I use my autocorrect all the time on my phone. I don't even try anymore. I just hit a bunch of keys. Hopefully it gets the right word.

And mostly it does. On text. I need Twitter to have that because I typo like crazy on Twitter. Yeah, Twitter doesn't do that. Yeah, it doesn't. All right. Thank you very much, Morgan number two. Yep.

There you go. By the way, let me say this. My car, I was driving down the street and hit a pothole. And it messed up the entire right side of my car, the passenger side. It busted the wheel on the tire on the front. It busted the wheel on the back. It messed up my undercarriage. All set and done, it was very expensive.

And so lunchboxes says, hey, I found this thing online. You can submit it to the city and get your money back. So I did. Did all the things, right? They've only filled nine out of 400-something orders. They're like, yeah, good luck. Yeah, so yours is just in a stack. Yeah.

But you have a witness. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Who's running for mayor? Are we doing that? Our good mayor's gone, right? They kicked her out. Yeah, she's gone. Okay.

So who's mayor now? Briley. Briley, and he's running again. John C. Briley. That's, I think so. That's Riley. That's Dewey Cox.

Oh, okay. That's a step hard. So, Mr. Breely, my car was injured. It's still injured a bit, and it's expensive. And so let's get this thing going. Yeah. Push that paper on through. Yeah.

You want to be reelected? Talk to your boy. Mm-hmm. Is this him? Let me see this guy. What's his name? Yeah, let me see. Let me see.

What's his name? David Briley. That's it. Oh, it's not even John? No, no. Oh my gosh. I mean, come on. The guy wears cool glasses like me.

Yeah. We have a lot in common, Mr. Briley. Look, you are a tie. Sometimes I wear a tie. I'm sure he's hit a pothole. Yeah. Everybody in this town. He probably built them.

He probably put him on purpose. What's the deal? He is the eighth mayor of the metropolitan. Well, he was the vice mayor or whatever. I was going to say lieutenant, so we all have different names for it. Whatever's under the mayor where if something happens to the mayor, he becomes mayor. That's what he was. Hey, somebody get him on the phone.

I need to talk to this guy. He said you can just get him on the phone? Oh, my goodness. Did the governor of Arkansas not calling Governor Hutchinson? Yes, he did. talking about it. That's true. So, yeah, the mayor. What's bigger? Governor or him? Oh, the governor.

By the far. Yeah, it's an entire state. Lunchbox is like, what's bigger the president or the lieutenant governor? Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah, I need to get this mayor on the phone. Is he the real mayor or the fill-in mayor? No, he's the real mayor. He's been sworn in as the mayor. Yeah. Is the good mayor coming back or no? No, she's going on. Megan Barry? She's still on Twitter, but.

No, she's back. She took a little high-oh-heeded. She's back cheating. She took a little hoi-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-hist. She was back, really. for the preds. Yeah. She just started to again.

Hi-ya! Happens. Oh, happens all the time. It was a big word. Hiatus. But she's not coming back? No.

Dunzo. Maybe in like eight years. I thought she's taking a break. I think she has to get off the radar. probation or whatever because she pled guilty. Oh, yeah, that's right.

She doesn't get an ankle, basically cut off. Yeah, I don't know. I like, listen. I don't know. Whatever. Because of the money. Well, I bet she'd have fixed my pothole.

I bet she'd fix my car. Oh, for sure. She would have. fix the vaude hole. Stop. Okay. What? What?

Nothing. Say what's on your mind? No. No, I didn't know if these jokes were meaning something else. No. No. We're just saying that she's not here anymore. Dang, double entendre.

Yeah, what were you thinking? I don't know. Eddie was like, I fish. She's just tweeted. He didn't have any followers. All right. Dear Mayor John Z. Breiley. No, his name's not John.

It's your constituent here. I do a podcast from my house called The Bobbycast And Jesse Frazier, who's a writer And he wrote, I'm about to play Thomas Rett, marry me And he wrote this song, he wrote a bunch of songs And especially he wrote and produced him A Thomas Rett's last record But I was talking to him about the woman that tried to con

Some songwriters By saying she works for the show And he was talking about what happens to them as songwriters And people will call up or email And it says, hey, it's Jimmy I lost the drop box link from the bus trip this weekend, can you resend those to me?

And if you're not careful, you end up sending these demos, and these demos have these artists' vocals on them. So I don't know what is happening if they're going to try to release them or blackmail. I don't know what the story is, but it's kind of pathetic. So people are going after songwriters

in other ways going, hey, something that's some of the songs again. And they'll create email addresses just like artists. Oh, wow. That's crazy. So it's Jesse Frazier, the latest episode. He also talks about life changes, which is Thomas Rett's new single. We actually changed the lyric in the second verse just to go to radio with, just because he had already had the other baby.

So it was, you know, what was the original verse? One on the way, and now we've changed it to the, you know, another sweet baby James. Ah, look at that. So search Bobbycast on IHeart Radio or iTunes. I really enjoyed hanging out with this dude. I didn't know him very well before he came over to the house. Jesse Frazier. Andy in Wisconsin. What up?

Hi. Thanks for calling. What do you want to say? I was just calling to say that I love your show and I listen to it every day on the IHeart Radio app. Oh, thanks. Very kind of you. You know, we do this show after the show as well. If you ever download or listen to the playback on IHot Radio, we do the post-show pre-show.

What happens is after we're all done with talking about everything, I hit this button. All right. The Bobby Bones, Post-show pre-show. And then we spend like 20 minutes sometimes talking about what happened. Other things. Yesterday we talked about this whole bit where Lunchbox, apparently he was secretly hating on Mike D for doing stand-up comedy going, hey, God, can't be funny. Yeah.

And so we said, hey, take a couple weeks and develop four minutes at Open Mike. You can hear that on yesterday's podcast. Yeah. But Eddie kind of ratted Lunchbox out. Well, he wasn't hating on Mike D. He just felt like since Mike D gets that chance, he felt like he could also do that. And I think he could be right. Lunchbox could be right.

So we're giving Lunchbox two weeks to develop a four-minute act. and we're going to record him doing open mic. This is going to be great. What if he's really good? You guys are acting like he can't be good at it. Well, no, no. Lunchbox, he always talks about these opportunities, you know, like, I'm a business man, I want to do big things.

It's definitely an opportunity for him to do things. And then he hates when, like, you go on the road or anyone else goes on the road and does something good. And now this is his chance. And I think he needs to take advantage of this chance and go do it. Listen to that whole thing on the pre-show post show from yesterday. Hey, Beth in New Mexico. Hey, Bobby.

What's happening? Oh, good. driving to work. I appreciate you listening while you're driving. What can I do for you? I just want to let you know that I drive about two hours every day to work and then two hours home. Wow. So listen to your show really helps with that drive.

Wow, wow, wow. Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that. That commute is tough. Like I complain because it's 12 minutes now because I moved houses. Oh, wow. I'm like, oh, this is miserable. I can't do this anymore.

I should move again. And no, there's not even on the road when I'm driving. which, by the way, I have to decide if I'm going to have this, you know, get together in my house a memorial day. Yeah, you have until Monday to decide. Well, here's the thing. My house isn't done. I don't want everybody running through the house going, oh, look at all these boxes. I think people will respect your.

Would we agree to just walk through the side gate only? Sure. Really. Yes. I mean, it's your house. You make the rules. All we want is the pool, dude. And people respect you.

Now we're talking here. People don't respect me. That's a lie. Well, if they don't respect, they're not invited back. So, but then again, I don't want a bunch of people running around because I'm going to make it injured. Like, there's like 30 people. Bobby, people have parties all the time. I don't.

They have barbecues. Let's call it a barbecue. Let's not call it a party. Let's call it a Memorial Day barbecue. Get together is what I call it. Okay. Or get together. You're telling me all the get-togethers that happen all across the land every weekend.

People are worried about people chirping and falling. I am. Okay. So then who do I have to invite? I mean, I had all you guys over to my house. Yeah, but it wasn't outside. Yeah, huh. People were in bouncy houses.

You were swinging at pignadas. That's right. I crushed that pina. I corroged that. She had margaritas. Don't give me the stick if you don't want me to hit the piazza. Fair point. I didn't volunteer myself and go, I'd like to take the stick.

But, I mean, was I like, oh, hey, we're not going to have a fun party because I'm worried about someone tripping and falling? No, I went for it. I had the party and it was fun. And you had bouncy houses, which is even more dangerous. And there's the pressure of food, whom am I going to invite? The more pressure is who you're inviting over the food. The food taken care of. It's Memorial Day.

You have a little veggie burgers. I'll commit to it now. Hot dogs. We will do the get-together. Oh, we're coming. Memorial Day. Right now, you're making this decision. And I'd like to pass my first invite out right now.

This would be like a. Yeah. Yes. Not one of us, right? Somebody out there. Survivor or something. The people here on the show aren't even invited yet. Oh.

Yeah, you have to get the invite. Oh, great. Yeah, yeah. It's like a lunchbox. We're not getting invited. It's like royal wedding, man. You know, who knows who's getting a. invited. So I'd like to make it.

I'd like to make my first grand invitation. I already know who this is. I'd like to invite to the official Memorial Day get together. Amy. Oh. Wow.

I'm shocked. I thought it was going to be my thing. Shocking. Yes. As my invite, is there room for guests? Does Amy get a plus four? There are room for guests. Plus three. Yes, there is a plus three.

Oh, yeah. You can bring your kids. Yay. All right, there we go. Oh, what's this? There's another. Oh, I'd like to make a second invite to producer Raimundo. Oh.

Told you lunch. There you go. Eddie, you know you're going. You're the one that has to cook. I mean, you know your advice is coming. There's no stress. I can just buy food. Yeah, everybody can grill.

You can, but I'm a good griller. Do you have a grill? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Duh. You know how to turn that on? No. No, not at all.

I just look at it and go, look at that. I bet that thing does some stuff. So yeah, there we go. I shall bring your housewarming present for you. Oh, that's right. But do I have to invite everyone on the show? No.

No, you don't. I don't. It's your party. You can do what you want. Here's my thing, it's my party. Can I cry if I want to? Cry if you want to. Because you would cry too if it happened to you.

Exactly. You've made such a big deal of it That I think that it's appropriate To invite everyone on the show Now while other people on the show Have gatherings for like I don't know like UFC fights and stuff I don't get invited either

Or dinner parties or dinner parties over at their house I know but it's not made a big deal on the show Lunchbox I didn't get invited to lunchbox The Datchelor party I don't get invited to stuff Like Eddie got invited I didn't get invited

To the Datchelor party I got invited on air I didn't know I was invited Oh But he said you were going to be invited too So that's how I'm like all right Yeah so I got no invite It does affect my decision

No no no this happens a lot on our show Like people hang out They don't invite everyone So both This is up to you man Thank you thank you go ahead If we're just hanging out and deciding To have a party and it's not really brought on air

And it's not like a show thing that's made obvious to everybody No big deal There should be zero pressure to invite whomever But this has been made such a big deal So there's more pressure I love it I think that everyone should be included I invite Morgan number two to my party. I told you much.

There it is. We're not going. Thank you. I'm not stressing about it. I'm not either. I'm just telling you he's not going to invite us. That's not true. Y'all are invited.

Okay. Next is Hillary. Relax. Everybody relax. Next is our intern. And Gator. It'll be Rod and then it'll be. Who else?

Well, think about that. That's more kids. Oh, yeah, we got it easy on the kids. What do you mean easy on the kid? Pretty soon the kid ratio to adult ratio is going to like take over. This is going to be half family party, half sexy party. Oh. Wait, what?

I invite Mayor John C. Briley. Go on fix my car? Yes, he's invited. This is official. Isn't his name David? David. David. David Briley.

Yeah. Our lovely mayor. How crazy if the mayor showed up? Yeah, with a check from my car. But can he bring his kids? If he has kids. If he's facing my car that broke from the pothole, yes. I have a point.

Go ahead. I got to play a song. One that I'm always asked, hey, what's the song people call about the most? So I'm going to play that song. But what's your thing? Oh, nothing. I was just going to say, my kids are good if you need any help around the house. Yeah?

Yeah. Like, they love to vacuum. Yeah. I mean, we can just, you know, we'll make it worth your while. Appreciate that. You won't regret that they're there. We'll do another invitation tomorrow. Great.

The mirror got invited for us, lunchbox. Save the best of the last, Eddie. That's what they always say. Is the mayor called in yet? Let me turn on the glass room. Hey, Ramundo. Yeah. Has the mayor called in?

Not yet. He's probably busy in, like, meetings. He's probably not up yet. No, he's up. Are you kidding? He's mayor. The mayor does not work like the president. Those potholes ain't getting filled.

No, he probably ain't working. He's sleeping in. Did you see the guy that was hilarious? There are potholes all over the city. Different city. And he was drawing wieners with spray paint over the potholes. so people would have to come and fix the potholes made me laugh out of

okay now that's funny Lasbox He's being proactive He would take spray paint In the middle of the night And go spray paint weanors Over the potholes That's dangerous

The city would fix the weanors But they wouldn't fix the pothole That's full move How awful if that's how you go down But that's Like that's Care about the city style Like I'd vote for that guy from here

He's trying to say people That reminds you to that documentary What's the documentary What's the documentary you like? Beating? No no It was a month American bandel.

Yeah. He was that guy, that artist, that nobody knows who he is. Not binky, but binksy. Baincy. No, I don't know who that is. You're talking about a kid's blanket. We're talking about bengsy. Oh, Bengsi's like a famous dude.

What's your name, Blanky? No, no, no, no. I'm so intrigued by this royal wedding, but only Mega Markle's dad. That makes me care. I love the drama of it. He just seems like something my family would do. Just show up and be like,

ah! No royal wedding for you! It's funny, man. So what's the deal? Is he going on or no? No, he's not. Megan through the Royal or Kingsington Palace released an official statement saying that her dad

will not be walking her down the aisle since he's recovering from heart surgery. That's set up, by the way, got to be. His heart, no, he... Gotta be. Amy, trust me on this. I can fill these things out. So he had fake surgery?

Or he just like, go ahead and get in there and fix this heart. I'm saying he could have been to the wedding. He could have went to the wedding if he wanted to. He was busted selling pictures of the paparazzi. It's no coincidence that he's around the same time. So they're just like, go ahead, have that heart surgery because you're not welcome. We're not going to embarrass you by saying you're not invited, but it's because of your heart surgery. Oh, wow.

It's still not known if Megan will walk down the aisle by herself or maybe her mom would do it. She's like, I'm 36. Let me walk myself down the aisle. but you know it should be up to her a bit. Yeah, I don't know that anything regarding this wedding is up to her. It's not really her wedding. It's the royal wedding. Really?

Yeah. Prince Harry's family's foot in the bill. So the people are paying for it. No. Yeah, the people are foot in the bill. Oh, it's not traditional. Her dad's going to pay for it? No, it's a little bit different.

Now, he's having heart surgery. He can't afford it. Yeah. Interesting. So what else? Do you have a royal wedding fact of the day, Amy? Well, the wedding will have no shortage of security. There's going to be thousands of officers, some undercover, bomb-sniffing dogs, snipers, and drones are going to be flying overhead for potential threats.

And I read the final bill could be about $50 million for security. 50 million? 50 million for security. Don't make way more than that from this. Yeah, they definitely. Just the tourism of it. People are already lining up right now to be seeing it. And like,

They're the Star Wars or what? Yeah. Get the tent. They want to catch a glimpse. Really, though. Is it that important to see something go by? Yes, I'm watching people already lining up the streets. And there's a crispy cream like on the root, like where people are going to be lining up?

So they're capitalizing on it too. They're releasing two special royal donuts that people can buy. And they're going to make like tons of money from it. You like this music band? I love it. Yeah. I'm doing fingers like I'm playing piano. I see that.

You know what this is, by the way? This is Beethoven. It's old Mozart. Of course it is. Old number 19 in D minor. I don't think that's right. Concerto. Well, I'm glad when this thing wraps up, this royal wedding.

Well, that would be after this weekend. I've had enough. I do like her, though. I don't even know her. Megan? You don't know Megan? Get some of that American over there. But people are so anxious to watch somebody pass by.

Think about your life. Have you ever seen someone pass by and you still hold on that moment and go, yeah, but I saw him pass by. I don't know. I've never gone to watch someone pass by. I've seen a lot of people pass by. I don't remember any of it. Because you weren't there specifically to do it. I think if you took time out of your day to line up and make it a whole

event, you would remember. You just happened to be on the street. Yeah. I don't think that's the case. Who have you seen pass by? I don't remember. I remember going and being like, I'm going to go watch. No, I can't remember. But I would go set aside a couple days. Lunchbox, we saw the vice president. Vice President. Yeah.

Oh, lunch once and I went to see Obama. But you went to see that. Not just to him to go by. Yeah, I'm talking about, they're going to stand there for two days to watch somebody drive by in a car. I don't know. Later in life, they can be like, I was... Again, if that's their story later in life. I don't know.

Listen, I don't know. Well, there you go. There's your royal wedding factor of the day. 50 million bucks. Let's go. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. Someone just handed me a story that Mel B was the spice cream.

girl not invited to the wedding. I think the rest of the Spice Girls were invited? No, there's another one that wasn't invited. Oh, there's another one? Yeah, so there will be no Spice Girls reunion because Mel C and Mel B failed to make the cut. Wait, which one's Mel C? Oh, is she the one that, like the fighter? Mel C. One of those is scary. That's scary, the fighter. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just thinking of the one video. So, yeah. The ones on America's got talent right now. That's Ginger then. That's Mel B. No. Ginger Spice is red-headed. Oh. Baby Spice is blonde. Scary Spice is on America's Got Talent.

The other one's the fighter. I don't know why I think she's a fighter. Sporty Spice? Sporty, yeah. Because in the, tell me what you want, video. She's like doing moves. Okay, sporty and scary are not invited. How many are there, total?

Five. Oh, posh. Posh. Posh Spice is invited. Of course, Victoria Beckham's going. Of course. Yes. The royal wedding, eh?

Dda, da, da, da, da. Ah, drama. Elton John is going to perform. You know what I like? about this wedding though that they're not inviting him that's how I feel about this show and my get together

on Memorial Day at my house and do whatever you want you know how to invite everybody I'd like to pass out another invitation right now here ye here ye here we go like to pass out an invitation

to our phone screener Hillary yes Hillary do you accept this invitation I accept it she accepts this invitation yes yes one clapping man

you're only one clapping Amy was. Who's invited? Hey, do we have the guest list? Let me check the... Hold on. Here's the guest list. Here we go.

Thank you very much. My Memorial Day Get Together guest list. So far. Invited. Amy plus three. Raymond plus one. Morgan number two. Plus...

Oh yeah, you can bring your boyfriend. Is he in town? No, he's not in town. Perfect. No, his face anyway. All right? And Hillary, are you bringing anybody? No, how anybody to bring?

Okay. So you and Morgan can bring each other with your pause on. Yeah. So far, that's who's on the list. There we go. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Anyone, you're gonna do another one? I have another invitation.

Run out of people. Here we go. Yes. This has to be you. I hereby invite. I'm ready. No, head producer has to be... Mike D to the...

Barbecue on Monday, a week away. Do you accept this invitation? I accept. Yeah. You should declined it. There it is. I like how this going. This would be fun.

Hey, Raymond, I know you drink a lot. You can't get out of control. Like, at the end of it, if you've had a bit, but you can't hurt yourself. Why what up? Because you fall down and stuff. I love that. Yeah, no.

I'm taking it easy the past couple months. Why? What are you talking about? Well, no, there would be kids there. Yeah. It's not the bar. I was thinking about dropping a keg at that thing. No, no.

There's no way it's going to be a sober part. At least a pony keg. It's not going to... Oh, I can get a keg. easily. It's only 100 bucks. It's not going to be a sober party. You can drink. But no keg stands? Well, there's enough people that you really, it's actually, you save

money by getting a keg instead of everybody getting a six-pack. He doesn't have the fridge space. That's what the keg is there for. And there's a lot of waste on the environment if you get individual beers. And I can't tell you the last time I was at a pool party and there wasn't a keg. You can't tell us. When's the last time you've been at a pool party, though? That's the problem. I bet Ray hits them up.

Last summer, man, we were at when we floated a keg within the first probably hour. You still float kegs, not how old are you? Yeah, uh, 32. Is that still a thing? Yeah, at a party, you get a keg. Yeah, if there's leftover, that's embarrassing. Hey, guys, there's still some beer left in this thing.

Well, just be careful, all right? All right? Slow and easy. Here are the songs that I like this week. I believe most people are good. These are called Bobby's Bops. Here we go. Let's go.

Bobby's Bops. I'm listening to from Brothers Osborne. I love this one. I don't remember me before you I heard I was a wild one I feel like a child song But I really don't

The record's really good I like the songs Where Brothers Osborne Kind of take it easy Not so rocking No I like the rockin ones too But I like all my music easy You know

Yeah I like my music Like I like my life Easy Easy So I like the brothers Osborn songs But they just kind of

Take it easy And that's love I like love songs too. I don't remember me. Also, John Mayer, New Light. Anybody else like John Mayer with me? I like him. I'm really liking it now.

You are? Yeah, for a long time, I was always like, Our Bodies of Wonderland, that's the jam. And I get so mad. You get so mad. Because I'm a die-hard John Mayer fan. I feel like I've been missing out on how many years has been going? 10 years?

Way longer. Okay, I feel like I've been missing out. 20. 20 years I've been missing out on good John Mayer. It's so good. He's been around 20 years. Yeah. Do you take back the fact that you said your body's a wonderlander?

Absolutely. There are way better songs. How do you feel about three by five? Yeah, from his first record. Yeah. But how do you know about that song? You do? That's one of my favorites.

He put it, listen, I'm a huge nerd. By the way, Lindsay L. L's putting out the John Mayer continuum record next week. That's right. She reeded the whole thing, but never to put out. It was her project. We were dating at the time, so I know all about it. So Christian Bush, who produced her record, said,

hey, before we do the record, go remake your favorite album, whatever it is. And so she remade Continuum and did all the instruments, the keys, the guitar, the bass, and so then they're putting it out. And they took the drums off of it, but it's really good. That's so cool. And I was nervous because that's my favorite album, John Merrick Continuum, and I said, ooh, can't run. Oh.

It's good. Yeah, it's good. Okay, good. It is good. And then finally, Bobby's Bops, this Megan Train, song, Let You Be Right? It is the pop jam. I don't want to fight tonight.

I'm a let you be right. Let you be right. So those are Bobby's Bops this week. That Megan Trainor song is the jam. Yeah, that's a good one. You like it now? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I don't want to fight tonight. I'm going to let you be right. I don't want to fight tonight. I'm going to let you be right. Let you be right. We can make a big deal. Just kiss me at the next traffic. Don't let you be right.

I don't want to fight tonight. Yeah. Catchy. I don't want to fight tonight. I'm a let you'll be right. There you go. Those are bubabs. Bobbies.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here I am. Whoopty-Doo.

Here you. The Bav Bones show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. People got mad at Kim Kardashian for promoting an appetite suppressant lollipop on Instagram, and she straight up took down the post. That's not true. So she put it up, so I was taking a drink. They brought me a chite tea.

Oh, you finally got it. No, so I had to call someone from home. I'm such a diva. Wow. You wanted that, what, five hours ago? Yeah, just checking. Probs. Listen.

Okay, wait. So, hold on. I hate that I have a caffeine addiction now. I'm disheartening of myself, too. Yeah. So go ahead. Okay, so it was a legit ad, and then she came under fire after posting it, and then the ad removed.

So what happened? I mean, that's that. Instagram apologized. They took it down. They shouldn't have. Oh, I thought she removed it. No. And it's back out.

And it's no different than the tummy tea. It's the same company. It's a flat tummy's lollipops. Yeah. And she even does hashtag ad. She did do that. So you know it's ad. Man, she must be banking.

The fact that that Kardashian General Clan makes six, even seven figures per post on Instagram is crazy. It's accurate. You're just trying to reach eyeballs. or ears with advertising. It doesn't matter how you get them, and they get them. Like, they've earned that money.

Oddly, they've earned that money. We need more followers. Bobby did his first ad. I did my first ad. Was there any backlash? No, because everyone knew I was already promoting that specific product without them paying me. And that product only came and said,

hey, we're hearing from your listeners that you like our product. Why don't you just do an ad? It works. That's organic. Yeah, that's the only way I did an ad is because it was something I used. And it makes sense. Yeah, what else?

Okay, so speaking of the, of, well, that was an appetized of a present, lollipop, eating food and fast food. If you notice, like, fast food logos, have you all ever realized that a lot of them are red? Think about it. They are. No, but tell me why.

I'm thinking red in the logos, like Wendy's, McDonald's, Chick-fil-A, like, I see red because red can invoke a sense... The March is yellow, but the McDonald's is red. So it evokes a sense of urgency, and then our brain kind of triggers, like, oh, we got to do this now, and it can, like,

make you have an appetite. So it's all to attract you to kind of come in and eat. That seems dumb, right? That seems really dumb. Of us to fall for it? No, that's not a thing. No, yes, it is a thing. Restaurants purposefully include red in their way.

I never go, why am I here ordering a Macburger? You don't know that. Oh, it must be the red, the red sign. No, psychologically, they're trying to get in your head without you knowing it. So subconsciously, you choose to do it. I'm stronger than that. What else? Okay.

I don't believe that one. Whatever. Well, I don't know if we're bickering about this, but I was reading about sometimes how we fight. Who fights me and you? Yeah, or like, what's your significant other or your work, sig other? Go ahead. Fighting is bad for you, not just mentally but physically as well.

Research has found that constant bickering with your partner. We don't constantly bicker. I'm bickering right now because we're constantly bicker. You're talking about bickering, but you're bickering. But listen, it can worsen chronic conditions like arthritis. Like if you're feeling aches and pains, you may want to check out if you're having a tense bickering. relationship at the moment. I want to just say this.

I'm not sure. Can we do so many shows now? I don't know if it was on yesterday's pre-show, the podcast, where Amy said she felt uncomfortable in the room with me. That was yesterday's pre-show. Yeah, yesterday. We do a podcast, and there's a whole part of the show that we do that you never hear on the radio.

We do it after the show's over. I was making... You can download the podcast on Apple Music or Iheart radio. I was making Hillary. Just search Bobby Bone Show on Demand. Bobby Bone Show on Demand. And Amy tells me, on the microphone, that it was just her and I in the room,

when she felt uncomfortable, because I made her feel awkward. I didn't say uncomfortable. Okay, whatever. It's all the same to me. I said, I said, Hillary said, Hillary said, Hillary said, Hillary said, Hillary, I said,

Hillary, I said, Hillary, don't worry about it because she's new to the show, like, been here six months. I said, it's fine. I've been working with Bobby for years and years and years and years, and I still get awkward. Yeah. For example, we were left in the room alone and make all awkward. I'm done.

I'm bickering again. All right. We're done. How's your arthritis right now? My hand hurts for some reason. You all fenced up. Go ahead. I made me.

That's my file. Anything going on today? Well, air conditioner's finally getting fixed. Thank goodness. So the last couple days on the floor? Yeah, kids are still sleeping on the floor. I mean, they are loving it, though. They're going to be disappointed once it fixed,

and they have to go back into the bedroom. But I'm excited. We had a little mixed up. I thought it was getting fixed earlier this week. But, I mean, I'm burning up at night, meanwhile, in my room. Yeah. But we'll figure it out. No big deal.

I just think of it as like hot yoga. Yeah. Without the stretching. Yeah. And more than an hour. Yeah, what about you? I'm flying to Los Angeles as soon as show's over. Man, that's right.

I'm going to do American Idol. No big deal. And then I get on a flight tonight and fly to Austin. And then that's it. So I don't know. I don't know how those shoots go along. Yeah. So I don't know.

But I'm going to mentor the top three. If you watch my answer story, I think this time I'll be able to post Instagram. Oh, that would be cool? Well, last time I couldn't because you didn't know who they were ahead of time. It was the top 24, but it was a top 24, but it was a week. weeks before the top 24 was even allowed to be shared. Okay. So you know the top three are now.

So I'm going to do that. So we'll see you on Instagram. Yeah, later today. You'll see me on Instagram. That is true. Thank you for hanging out with us here on Thursday and see tomorrow. Don't forget Sam Hunt in tomorrow and the Friday morning dance parties. Bobby Bones.

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