The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Gets $30,000 Check + Name The TV Character + Lunchbox's Personalized Plate

Episode Date: January 2, 2018

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This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bobby. Good morning and welcome to a Tuesday show. Hello. Good morning. A couple things. First of all. Amy, what if you were in your dating life and you found a guy that you really like?

Mm-hmm. And then you found out he collected dolls. Well, like what kind of dolls? Let's just say like hello kitty memorabilia And we're like new to dating I don't know When he was like you really thought he was great And the only thing you could find was that he collected

Hello Kitty memorabilia Am I mature or immature at this point Because I feel like the younger version of me Probably been like oh okay that's probably not gonna work out Because I would find stupid little things like that But the mature me like now like 36 I might be able to make it He finds a way around.

I don't know. We're probably breaking up. Yeah. I'm reading this story from this girl. I'm really like trying to be mature about this, but I'm probably breaking up with him. He started in this guy and had one out for like a month and half, and she finally went into his bedroom and saw a bunch of Hello Kitty stuff.

Oh my gosh. All over his room? There's a whole, like, shelf of it. Yeah. It was like I collect Hello Kitty memorabilia. Okay. That's probably something you say earlier. I think you lead into that, though.

You don't just let someone come in and stumble upon that. Well, so does she break up with him or not? The post was anonymous and it was like, what should I do? Oh. Well, what do you think she should do? I think she should wait it out. Okay. TSA officer is arrested for stealing money from a female passenger and stuffing it in this pocket during a pat down.

Wow. Yeah. Way to be discreet about it. That's balzy, man. Yeah. Wow. So she had to go additional screening at a TSA checkpoint. And so when the screen was conducted, she said, hey, I can't see my luggage.

and she went over and the money was gone. She asked the TSA officer if he had the money and surveillance showed he walked over there and took the money. She was like, I want to see the camera. Are there cameras everywhere in the airport? I mean, come on, dude, you've got to be... But unless they call for it, they don't watch every second of tape. True.

Oh, it's not like the casino where they have someone sitting in there? There are no pit bosses up there watching. There's no money for that. No money for that. So, yeah, that's... The people that sit in airports and why the bags run around, they still bags and they leave, that's crazy to me too because I would tackle somebody

Yeah I would First I'd be like Excuse me sir, that's my bag Excuse me sir, that's my bag Third time Third time I've been boxing I probably take them down

But from behind I punch him back at the head Like a real man Recognizing people Doing cool things It's ICU This guy Aaron 32 years old

He's taking the bus He's got an early morning job Interview in Connecticut He sees a car hit a tree And flip in front of of them. Why he's on the bus, right? Yeah. Each test is the bus driver. Hey, you're going to pull over? And the bus driver's

like, well, I don't know what I can do. Just stop and let me out. So the bus driver stops. Aaron jumps out of the bus, runs toward the total car, upside down, spewing smoke. He nilled down, sees the passenger, covered in blood, but still somewhat conscious. Undozoz the seabelt drags him away. The car is starting to catch on fire. Other people come. Fortunately,

the man is now recovering. He's in the hospital. He missed his job interview, which which is what he was going to do on the bus. Oh, okay. But people heard a story and it was on the news, and said he was getting offered jobs like crazy. That's awesome. I mean, it's like a double awesome

because it's awesome that he stopped the bus to get out, but then awesome that people are like, hey, we got you, you want a job? Aaron Tucker. I see you. Went to the dentist yesterday. It was over two hours. It took one of my teeth out.

Yeah. And luckily, the tooth have already had root canaled. They told me I was lucky. So that means you don't feel it as much? Yes. I think it means it falls out. it's okay. So I have a fake tooth up in the top right side of my mouth. I'm like, hey, they give me some

novocaine. Cetitive pills first. Oh yeah, then they numb me, then they gas me. Okay. And I was on that gas. And let me tell you, I've never had a drink of alcohol. I never had a legal drug. I was on that gas. Oh, my, their journey, don't stop believing was playing. I've never appreciated this song so much until I was on the gas.

Yeah. And I was just feeling the earth. That's the closest you're ever going to get to And I was just like, wow, listen to the piano. No, I was. I was feeling the earth. The words. Just a small town girl. So did it bring new meaning?

It did because I would hear the piano, right? Like my whole world is slowed down, right? I'm like, I'm going to experience this with you. And I'm sitting there and I'm hearing it. And it's slower. It's slower because my brain is slower. And I'm hearing the texture of the piano. Okay.

And I'm like, oh, my heart is full of me. I'm all on gas. I'm like, I've never heard this song so beautiful. I'm in the word start, right? It's like this. Just a small town girl. And I'm like, the small town girl represents all of us. Living in a lonely world.

Wait, that's me. And it starts to be just a metaphor for all the life. This is all why I'm just laying there on gas. Wow. And again, I would see the fingers hit the keys of the piano. And I would feel each note like everyone. One of them mattered so much. And I was experiencing it.

In South Detroit, where the song was made was my home, Mountain Pine, Arkansas. And I was just feeling. And it was electric. Never had felt like that before. Okay. So is that what it felt like to be hot? I don't, I mean, I don't know that everybody has that exact same experience, but. I mean, sounds like you were just really, yeah, you were really feeling it.

I just didn't want to stop believing. Things do have new meaning, for sure. I was like, I don't want to be, I'm not going to stop believing. I told myself, I'm not going to stop believing. As I got slower in my gas state, I'm never going to stop believing. I love everyone. Was there ever a moment you just quit hearing it? No, because I wouldn't let myself.

It's been too beautiful. I didn't know. That's my experience in a dittle chair yesterday. That's awesome. Unlapping gas and a sedative first. I get so anxious. But I got to go back in two weeks and get it fixed. Ooh.

At Dennis, though. So you get to go back on your journey? I don't know if they're going to gas me again. But man, it was awesome. Oh, baby. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Balls time. Come on, Bobby Bones. All right, time for your Tuesday positivity.

We all have good news for you. I retweeted this. This guy named Duncan. They were walking across the river bank, him and his dog, and the river was mostly frozen. And so the dog walks out on the ice and falls through. And so he jumps into the frozen river, climbs over the ice, jumps into another part of it,

goes in, grabs his dog, pulls his dog, throws him out on top of the ice, then pulls himself back out too. And they're both okay. Like, yeah. Wow. The video's crazy, too, because I saw it. I was like, holy cow.

I think I saw ABC post it and he retweeted it. but it was like instinctually just jumped in the river after his dog because his dog fell through the ice. So that was crazy. Amy, you're up. So this is just too sweet. There's this 88-year-old man. He lost his wife a few years ago,

but she had this charitable side of her. She sewed blankets and would donate them to local police and children's hospitals. So he decided to pick up a yardstick, scissors, and he knows how to measure, cut designs and now make blankets. And he's continuing his wife's little copy of making blankets and donating them to those that need them. Again, he's 88 years old. And he wasn't into this before she died.

But now he's a little blanket maker. That's cool. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Lunchbox. There was a group of 10 friends. They were going on vacation together, had it all book a week before the vacation starts.

One of the guys can't go. Non-refundable. So they just go on Facebook, find someone with the same name and say, hey, you want a free vacation? And they took some random dude on vacation with them. That's awesome. Because the plane ticket had the guy's name. Yeah.

So he just had to show up at the airport and they had a ticket for him. Wow. Isn't that funny? Love it. I saw the picture of them all, like, gathering and pointing at him in the picture. What if you're that guy, like your name's Steve Jenkins? Right. And wouldn't you just think how much people are luring you into a trap, though?

Yeah. Think about it from his side of it. Have it kind of scary? Yeah, but it's a funny story. All right, there you go. Show. There's a hashtag my reality TV show would be, so I have a couple of them preach to you guys. Hashtag is my reality TV show would be.

Amy? Oh my gosh. My Dirk's addiction. Oh. No, I'm coming up with them, not you. Oh, okay. What did you say? What was your funny answer?

Oh. I didn't have it yet. Oh, I thought you said something like. No, I was like, oh gosh, mine would be something. Broccoli apocalypse. No, Amy says my Dirk's addiction and or I married an action hero. Yeah. Okay.

Hashtag my reality TV show would be lunchbox. 19 naps and counting. I get it. After the Dugger's funny. Or say yes to the mess. I get it like out of the dress. I get it. No, about how disgusting your house is.

I get it. And my car. Eddie. Come on. Toddlers and tequila. Yay! That's so me. Arriva.

Eddie. Two kids and stopping. That's me too. I'm done. That's it. You're done. I love it. I only can.

You guys can. make one up for me if you want. I don't have a good one for me because I'm not that everything about me is pretty normal. What? Yeah. No. Instead of rich kids at Beverly Hill, that's good like poor kids in Mountain Pine. Oh, I was going to say soft and sissy.

Oh, man, that's rough. What's that after? Sissy and soft. Just whatever. What about alone and afraid? How about it? Yeah, that's good. How about fully closed and confident? Yes.

Well, there's got to be more. Hold on. What other, I'm trying to think. Lunchbox, these are all like parodies. Lunch is making them up. You got to have it for Michelle. He's like, how about... What is Amy's?

Dirk's not a show? Yeah. Sad and stupid. It was not addiction. Yeah. My Dirk's addiction? Oh, I get it like, okay. My strange addiction.

I get it. Yeah. He's just now catching on. Hey, hold on. I'll catch you up. Hey, come around. Tomorrow, lunchbox. Have some of these.

Man, I'm about to come up with some of these. I like reality shows, but I'm trying to think of what Bobby. they relate to Bobby. Well, there was another one for Eddie. Party down south of the border. Okay. That's dumb. What do you mean?

That's dumb. Okay, okay. Bobby's is workshore. Okay. Another dumb one. Like Jersey Shore. But all he does is work. I don't think lunchbox gets to the game.

No, no. I just think that's. Here's number for Amy. Instead of keeping up with the Kardashians, it's keeping up with Amy's belongings. Oh, I like it because you lose everything. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, man.

Everyone hates theirs. Maybe I got another lunchbox one. Pimp my ultimate. Man. See, hang it. I can't do that one. You can't do what? I was trying to think I'm one for you.

Oh, I know, Bobby's. Go ahead. Love it first, never. What? You guys are hurtful, okay? You guys are hurtful. You guys are hurtful. Mine was like love at first sight.

Mine are funny and they have to do with, like, Mexico and losing things. And Amy's like, how about you're sad and suck at relationships? Married at first, never. Oh, man. See, I was trying to do one, but I can't do it because Mori is like, you're not the dad. That's not a reality show. Okay. He needs two days, bones.

Yeah, he needs to one. Because I'm trying to go off team mom, you know what I mean? No, we're done. No, no, no. Don't stop. Survivor We're not spitballing a bit on the air

Little Housewives Yeah What else you got? Nothing. No, I watch a bunch Like American Idol Keep working with them

We'll come back All right Thank you Come back in a minute The voice Bobid Bones show Bonehead This story of the day

This story comes to us From Lake City, Florida A 34 year old man Was fleeing from police Because he stole a car He jumps out of the car and gets away. Only problem is he climbed up a tree,

and as they were looking for him, he fell out of the tree. Who job? Wait, hold on, if I'm running from the cops, I'm not climbing into a tree. Well, they weren't looking for him in the tree. They...

You're saying he might have got away. If he wouldn't have fallen, he might have gotten away. Maybe. Maybe. But he fell out of the tree, and they arrested him. Oh. On Lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.

As a general rule, How do you feel about personalized license plates? Boom, not a fan. Because? I mean, well, I don't know. I just think they're kind of cheesy. Lunchbox wants personalized plates on the car. Like, say what?

Well, he's made a list. I've seen the list. Now, I'm not one to judge. I think if it makes you happy, you should do it. If you're not hurting other people, I think you should do it. Now, sometimes you see them on cars and you're like, okay, that's not a person I'd hang out with in my life. You can just tell. Like, hottie for me.

Like too rich for you. You know, things like that. You're like, that's probably not someone I would hang out with, but if it makes them happy, more power to them. Lunchbox wants personalized license plates. Now, do you know how much more they cost lunchbox? No, I haven't really looked into that. I just was talking it over with the wife and was like, how would you feel about riding around the car with me if I had a personalized license plate? I was like, and then I gave her some ideas, and she was like, I don't know.

That's kind of weird. And she goes, it's just like you're drawing attention to yourself. And I was like, yeah, but I think it's kind of cool to be able to pick what's back there. Okay. So, Ray, hit me with the drum roll, please. I'd like for Lunchbox to read now a few of these. And these are some of the licensed plates that Lunchbox wants. How many do you have lunch?

I got four. All right. Coming into number four on the list is... Lunchbox. L-N-C-H-B-X. Lunchbox. Okay. Made that work.

All right. At number three on Lunchbox's personalized license. This place list. BBS MVP. Okay. At number two, L box number one. Nice. There's a theme to these.

Are you guys catching the theme here? Yeah. Lunch loves him some lunch. He's the best. Okay, I got it. And your number one personalized license plate is... Are you ready? Yeah. BBS Box.

Yeah. That's the weakest one, though. Oh, you think so? Like if we had to vote in those, I would just go with the six-letter lunchbox. For sure. That's what I have down, too. Oh, yeah, I guess I read them. I had that one at number one.

So you have no idea to have to do a list. No, I messed up. Look, Eddie, I got it right up there at number one. Okay. But I think they're pretty cool. I always go, somebody trying to show off a little too much. But listen, you be you. You be you.

Go get it. Please, please get it. And I got to see if they're available. Maybe someone already has these. That one they may have. Lunchbox may already be gone, but like BBS MVP, like that, that probably is able to be gone. That would be amazing. That means Bobby Bone Show, if people don't know what that means.

Bobby Bone Show MVP. And none of us can argue with that. Like, it's factual. He's the MVP. Right. It's been voted on numerous years in a row. Yes. How many years, 12 years in a row?

No, I think five. Oh, five. Okay. Yeah, there was some hanging chads one year. All right. I googled some of the funny ones, and one person in California has, I love your mom. Mom.

That's rude. All right. We're going to play this song. Lunchbox, please get a personalized plate from all of us. Please do. One of those four, any of those four, please do. All right, I'm going to look into it.

Let us know how much more it cost, too. I will. $75. I was reading the story about how a lot of married couples have side accounts that they don't tell their others about. Why would you do that

if you're in a good trusting relationship? I need some help. I need some perspective. everybody's married but me Eddie Lunchbox, Amy, you're all married? Yeah. Does anybody want to admit to a side account? Anybody admit to have any side account?

Don't have one. Okay, you... I don't. That just means... Okay, yeah. I don't either, and I just feel like communication, especially on finances, since you hear, like, that's such...

It can be the root of so much trouble in marriages. Like, you just got to be honest about that sort of thing. I don't know. Lunchbox. No need to have a side account. We just have separate. We don't... discuss finances. Her check goes to her checking account and my

check goes to my checking account. You pay all the bills, though. I pay the bills. I mean, because I make more money and so I write the checks for the bills. I turn the lights out. I turn the heat up. I turn the AC down, whatever. Okay, so let me pivot for a second for money because you had this thing where since you make more, you run the house. Yeah. I kind of enjoy paying the bills. It makes you feel good. Like a man. Yeah. So when it's time for the TV to go off, do you say time for the TV to go off, and then it goes off? Yeah. Like when I'm going to bed, I got the controller, and I say, all right, good night, turn it off.

What if she said, you go to sleep, and I'm going to keep watching TV? Oh, she can do that. It's not like I control her bedtime, but more than likely she's coming upstairs with me. Not like in a controlling way, but, you know, she wants to come next to her man. She wants to go to bed. If I'm ready to go to bed, she's usually ready to go to bed. Because you're ready to go to bed. Yeah.

I think so, because she doesn't like to stay up by herself. But every once in a watch, she'll stay up and watch one of those Project Runway Jr. or something. Yeah. But 99% of the time? Bed time. Do you control the heat? I keep it on a certain temperature. And your temperature.

Yes. Because she would have it a lot hotter. And I'm like, you can put a blanket on you. It's not that it's not worth extra money. So you are the ruler Yeah if you want to put it I mean I've never thought of it that way But I'm the king of the castle

Yeah I know how you say it Yeah I'm just trying to get this dynamic How your house runs It just seems so different When we see them together And I would love to have her perspective No she would agree with you

That I pay the bills Because she even said No no I'm just saying Would she agree that you're the king of the castle You're the one that said it You said I'm the ruler No no I asked a question The ruler

Would she say that you're the king of the castle I would think so. Yeah. Yeah. Because she always says, if you need help paying the bills, you let me know. I got it. Don't you worry about it. So she gets to spend all her income.

Everything she makes is basically on whatever she wants. She doesn't contribute to the bills. No. And you don't get any of it. I don't get any of it. Wow. That's okay. Yeah, I'm not going to take her money.

Like she earns that money. And the money that you earn. You're sharing with her. That's awesome. It's really generous of you. Yeah, I'll take her out to dinner. You know, I put it on my card. Why are you doing that?

Is this what I do and I do it? He's like, I take her a dinner. I tell her, I'm like, I got this, don't worry about it. Do you still feel the need to show off? Yep. I mean, you have to. You can't get comfortable. You always have to try to show off because the more you show off, the more impressed she is.

So you're still trying to impress her with money. And just access to things and, you know. Like free tickets. Yeah, free tickets. And like, you know, if you're backstage somewhere, introduce her to the artist. Like, oh, this is my wife. Don't worry about it. Amy, tell you about the checks you got for $30,000?

What? $30,000. It was sent to her husband, but what's his and yours? Yeah, I know. And it was in one of those checks. You know, like when you get your check and you have to fold it on the dotted lines and then rip it apart and open up just like a legit check that you would get. So I ripped off one side and then I was like, oh, this is for my husband. So then I was able to just like, you know, press it together where I could peek in and see what it was.

and all I saw was 3-0-0-0-0. Dang, there is that. I was like, we're about to get cake. Come to mommy. Yeah, I don't know what this is for. So I'm like, I don't know, refunds, something we sold. I don't know. What is this?

So I'm like, text my husband. I'm like, left to you a little treat for when you get home, you know? Don't do that to your husband because he doesn't think it's something else because he did. Like naked stuff? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, what are you thinking? I don't know.

I think he thought like I was going to be on the counter when he got home. Yeah. I mean, I was still with a $30,000. I mean, to be honest, though. Yeah, that's my point. But I was like, but even better, I left him a $30,000 check. So then he gets home and he opens up and he's like, what did you leave on the counter? I don't get it.

I'm like, the check. You didn't see the check? He's like, yeah, I saw the check. He's like, that's one of those VA loans where they try to send it out. And it says, like, in really tiny print. But I hadn't opened it up all the way. It's like, this is not a check. but they try to tell you how much money they could give you in a veteran loan.

I hate those. Yes. And my husband being a vet, like he gets that stuff all the time and you can cash in on these VA loans. Anyway, we didn't really get $30,000, but I thought for, I don't know, a good two hours until he ruined my day. Did you at least get naked on the counter? I mean, after that disappointment, come on. I know, right. That's funny.

Amy thought somehow they sold something. And then $30,000 up here. He sometimes doesn't clue me in on all his financial decisions to wear it. Because he knows. He's got more of the business side of it. And I just roll with it because, I mean, I'm like, I trust him. Plus he handles all the bills. Like, if I lived on my own, y'all, I don't think I would, like, I'd be delinquent. They'd be like, this bill is due.

I'd be like, okay, I'll get to it tomorrow. Not because I don't want to pay and make it right with everybody. Because your heart's good. It's just, that's not my place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Newspaper. Now, this is an Ireland-based newspaper, but you know how we in America are like, oh, we can never eat frog legs, or we could never eat random animals? Sure.

They did that about American food. What? Because they don't understand the things that we eat, the same way we don't understand things that other people eat. I love to you with that thing. Yeah, like what? Number one, pumpkin pie. Yum. Delicious.

And Ireland's pumpkins are purely aesthetic. Like, they don't eat pumpkins, so that's weird to them. Okay. Now, again, this is that. We also have things that we think. think are weird to eat. Yeah. Like cricket tacos. Pistrami sandwiches. Too much meat for one sandwich. Sloppy Joe. So like, we don't even know what sloppy Joe is. You know, neither we in America, as a matter of fact. To be honest with you, we don't, but we don't care. Yeah. I mean, as a kid, Mammwich was one of the

food groups. Yeah. Spreadable and spray cheese. Because they don't understand what kind of sandwich requires spreadable cheese. Okay. I'm not big into the spray cheese either. You mean like in a can, like cheese whiz? It's easy and it's fun. But I always feel like there's some kind of chemical. I don't know what it is. Yes, there's not some kind. There is.

Oh, yeah, I don't know for sure. Tater tots. They don't eat tater tots. Okay. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. And then finally, deep dish pizza because they don't understand why the ingredients are upside down. What?

Yeah, they also mentioned root beer because it tastes like cough medicine. So that's American stuff that they don't get. Interesting. Now before you hate on them, we don't get all their stuff either. Yeah. For good reason. Ireland.

Yeah, they're some weird stuff. We're right and they're wrong? Yeah. I'm down with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listeners always try to get me to drink. Hey, hey, have a drink. See, I'm out.

Let me get your first drink. Listeners now try to get Eddie to get me to drink. I'm tired of it. I'm tired every time I meet listeners. They're just like, hey, man, you got to get Bobby to start drinking. I'm not going to get Bobby to start drinking. to start drinking. No one's going to get Bobby to start drinking. What makes people think that me, Amy, or even Lunchbox is going to try to get you to drink? I don't know if any of you

have ever tried to get me to drink. Oh, we have. Oh, I have. I mean, not like, oh, here, I've said, oh, dude, you should have a drink. But once you say no, I'm like, okay, cool, whatever. And I've stopped because over the years, I've decided that I'm not going to influence you and I'm not going to encourage you. I've told you all about the great parties and good times I've had. I talk about the memories I've made, the hot tubs I've been in because of alcohol, and you don't care about it. That's something else they say. They're always like, he doesn't know what he's missing. Do you know what you're missing?

Would you ever know what you're missing if you don't know? So you don't know what you don't know? I don't. Okay, well, explain why we're not ever going to. No, no, we're not. This has been explained. You guys don't convince me of anything. Right.

I know that. Period. I've never had a drink. You guys aren't going to be like, hey dude, there's a hot tub. You want to get in it? Have a beer. Like, that's never going to happen to me.

I may drink one day. I've never had a drink. I may drink one day. But not right now. If I do, I'll probably not tell anybody. He'll do it alone. And I'll go, yeah. And then, like, we'll read about it in a book.

Dang. What? It's true. We won't get invited to that. He probably will. Dang. Yeah. And then he would be like,

well, I was going to invite you all, but then I was like, nah. I want to bring you one. I'm like, yeah. I drink alone. Yeah, with nobody else. You guys don't even know George Thorough good. Yeah, dude, bad to the bone. Is this how the song starts?

Yeah, I drink alone. It makes you think about when you guys talk about me sneaking away and took my first drink by myself. Now, this is rock and roll right here. You would probably have Mike D there to have your first drink. No, I'd probably do it. With Amy, if anyone. No.

Yeah. Yeah, with nobody else. Yeah, with nobody else. It's pretty sad, huh? Yeah, you know when I dream alone myself. Yeah, see, this guy has a problem. You don't want to base your life on this song. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I base my life on lots of George Thorough good songs. I'm mad to the bone. This guy's contradicting himself. B'b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbbbbbbbb. One bourbon, one scotch. See, people don't even know. By himself? Alone.

With the bone. I want to tell you a story. Oh, come on, George. About the house run blue. I come home one Friday. I'd tell the landlady I'd have to lost my job. Are you guys even throw good fans Or no? Bad of the bones

That's my jam Oh I know all of them You do, I didn't know this Yeah yeah yeah yeah Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent And out the door I went Dude it's like bluesy 70 wrong You know

One bourbon, one scotch One beer I said you let me slide I have the rent for it tomorrow Next I don't know So say let me slide it on You know people I know this when I come home in the evening

Say got nothing nice to say to me but for five yeah she was so nice she would love her double of it I come home one particularly There's a lot of talking Yeah I see that

You know more than this one though I see that I know who do you love? Yeah who do you love I know that I'll be a love Left on I got no money to pay the rent

He had paid the rent Oh my god I hear the end of the song You know Get a haircut, get a real job I don't think so I wish I guess I was a rebel from the day I left school

I'm a hair long and broke all the rules I'd sit and listen to my records all day with big ambitions of when I could play My parents taught me what life was about So I grew up the time I'm gonna drink to this I just know how to decide This one I'm a drink to

Oh the George Stor Good in the Destroyers Get a haircut and get a real job Get it together Like your uncle Bob Get it together Like your big brother

Five Why don't you Get a haircut Get a real job That ends All right Yeah, it's good, huh? Cool

We spent way long time on that The end Bobby Bones Everybody We're transmitting Across America I think Amy's the coolest one on our show as far as like she hangs out with the coolest people, she dresses the coolest.

I think she's kind of the cool one. But we agree. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. She has all these friends that are like, ah, songwriters and songwriters' wife. And look at me, I'm like a hipster. I hang out these hipster cool places. That's how I see Amy.

What? She makes her own deodorant. Like kind of a hippie? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So even fashion-wise, Amy takes risk. Like, I think it's awesome, Amy.

I'm not talking bad about it about you. Okay. You're just the coolest. I wish that I would get upset. I wish you guys would call me the coolest person on the show. Because I don't feel that cool, and I'm not trying to be cool. And if y'all think I'm cool, I guess that's cool. You are.

It is. It is. You are just cool. You're doing it try. Okay, what's your point? Amy went to the store and tried some of those jeans that have the rip in the butt because she's fashion forward. It's like, you wear the jeans that you can see your butt because there's a big rip in it.

You know, like for a while now, rips in the front, like in the knees and everywhere has been really in style. Well, the next, like, the trend right now is a rip in the butt. And so what did you think, cool girl? No way. I didn't even want to go outside of the dressing room to show the sales girl that was working. And she convinced me to try them on. And I was with another friend that was like, yes, you've just got to try them on. Well, what did they show you?

They show your butt crack, your butt cheek? What does it show? Yeah, well, like, in between your butt and your, what, hamstring, there's just a rip. And I'm like, this is totally inappropriate. not cool. Like, I don't get it. There's just no way that this is cool. And they're like, the girl working was like, this is so cool. This is so cool. You have to try these on. Three months. I know, right? And if you, no, I mean, I just don't, I'm not that, that's not my, like, I don't know that I could show that. But it really is settled.

You do art festivals and it's like, boom. Oh, yeah. You show a lot, Amy. Yeah, you do. People are like, where did this? come from like that's like the jack in the box boom there's amy and like wow oh so because I wear yoga clothes the rest of my life give it three months no I know I am always behind the

trends for sure so I thought I'd get ahead of this one and maybe try them on and see if I could be cool enough but I just do not think I can pull these things off at all I have an appointment today for a close fitting because I'm going to try some of those front crotch wreat jeans please don't yeah yeah come on I'll be wearing tomorrow. We'll get a little check out of them.

Okay. Okay. Show. All right, Judge, common sense. I will help you with your problems if you want to show them with me. I will get my objective perspective. Rob, you're on in North Carolina. Hey, bud. Hey, what's going on, guys?

You know, we're hanging. What can I help you with? Hey, yeah. So I was married for 12 years. I have two children out of that. And ended up, you know, meeting this girl now that I adore like more than life itself.

And we're on the verge of getting married next year. We have the date set and everything. But the question is, I want to ask my ex-wife if I can have my son as my ringbearer and my daughter as a flower girl. So what's the problem? Like your ex-wife doesn't want your kids in the wedding? I don't know if it should be a good question to ask her. I mean, because, I mean, she flips like a light switch. So I don't know if I'll get the, you know, the third degree out of it.

or should it be something I should just kind of like think of like an alternate and just have them there like as the general people watching the wedding? Okay, well let me ask you a couple questions, Rob. One, what's the most important thing in your life? My kids and my new fiancee. Okay, one and one A. Probably one, actually one and two, your kids than your new fiancee. If you want your kids in the wedding, put your kids in the wedding.

Okay. That's it. And if she, listen, I don't know if she flips like a light switch is you talking here, regardless. If you want the kids in your wedding because you love them and you want to be a part of something that you are very proud to be a part of, then that's you. They're your kids too.

Okay. And you can't worry about her. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, you're absolutely right. I just don't want to get my heart crush, you know what I mean? Don't let it. True. Keep the kids away from the question. Like, don't have them, because if she does, quote, flip like a light switch,

kids don't need to be around, but the kids should be in your wedding. All right, buddy? Okay. All right. Thank you very much. objective perspective That makes sense Thank you

There's always two sides of the story I don't know if she flip like a light switch I imagine in that divorce There's probably both of them having light switch issues Of some sort Judge Common Sense has presided Thank you very much

I'm always curious about Your YouTube viewing habits Like what do you watch most on YouTube In your wheelhouse Amy Workout videos Yeah Yeah there's some free. I love Tracy Anderson

and I pay for some of her stuff, but also there's tons of free like arm and leg workouts that are on YouTube. So that's literally the only reason why I go to YouTube. Lunchbox. The thing you YouTube the most is, street fights. What do you type in to watch street fights? Well, usually you can find one like in a news story

and it'll be linked to the video and then it'll be like if you like this one, you like that one. So I don't really have to go searching. It's just sort of you get into a, what do you call that a like a wormhole? Warm hole. You just start going down deeper and deeper and deeper and you can't stop. So they say if you like this street fight, you may also like this street fight. Yeah.

That's the thing. Yeah. That's what happens to the workouts too. See? The street fight thing is funny to me. They're like, if you like this guy getting punched in the nose, this guy gets punching the nuts. He loves it. Eddie.

Oh, man, I get caught in fishing and shark videos. Like, yeah, I'll watch like somebody caught a big shark. And then again, that leads me down that hole of like, damn. that's a bigger shark and wow this guy caught it from the beach look at all those people around that shark i get caught in i watch a lot of interviews like i'll watch joe rogan do interviews i'll watch a lot of old television like 60s and 70s television wow and then david letterman show clips that makes sense i just like that the show and i like the old jack par stuff like that's what i watch on youtube it's like old tonight show stuff even but i'll there are a couple

like interview people now that i watch i'm like it really good and amazing we can watch anything we want on YouTube. But we're also different. You can learn anything you want. Yeah, we're also different. Like, I'm watching 60s to the Tonight Show and not you're watching street fights while I'm watching sharks and Amy's doing quad workouts.

Yep. Raymond, our producer, what is your YouTube? Your one thing mostly that you see. Honestly, I really just watch old football, basketball games. So say if I'm going to bet a game, you can watch an entire game when they played the year before. They post a three-hour game on YouTube. So you

Are you researching for gambling? Yeah, I'll flip through, see how they ended up running the offense, and I get a feel for the game then that's about to happen. There we go. Anything you want. Anything you want. We're all different.

Have a game for you guys. So you'll go back and forth. Amy and Lunchbox. If you miss it, you're out. Okay. All right? I'll give you three names of characters on TV shows. Oh, boy.

Yeah, you named the TV show. I like it. Because I like TV. I'm going to go with you Lunchbox first. Oh, boy. Rachel, Monica, Joey. Oh, that's my new jam. Friends.

Are you still watching that? Yeah, I still watching our reruns. But the problem is, I don't watch it every day, so I miss a few episodes, which I don't like. Do you have Netflix, though? Yeah. It's all there. That's a lot of commitment.

That's like 25 seasons. Yeah, you can watch a couple and just stay in order, though. Yeah. Amy. Yes. Jesse. Hank. Skyler.

Breaking Bad. Nice. Boom! Good one! Good one! I know his full house at first. Leonard, Howard, Penny. Oh, that's your show.

Big Bang Theory. Nice! Yeah. Never seen it. Well, I've seen it, but it's terrible. I'm naming three characters from a TV show. Ted, Robin, Marshall. Amy.

How I Met Your Mother. Wow. Oh, Robin Trebinski. Dang. Lunchbox. Yeah. Carol. Carole.

Maggie. Carol? Carl. Maggie? Uh, growing pains. No. Hit me. Amy.

Walking dead. Correct. For the win. There she go. Feels good. How about this? Lunchbox. Quinn, Huck, and Olivia.

Oh, that's your one that you guys like, the lawyer one. Olivia Pope. Yeah. Amy, you're the winner, though. Congratulations. There we go. This is a babybon show. Bobby bones.

This woman gave birth in the back of an SUV because her husband was driving her to the hospital and he crashed. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Because he was probably, like, driving too fast. Yeah. So the panicked father crashed into the barrier on the side of the road. He was flying down. And a motorist was like, wonder what that is.

She pulled over. It was a nurse. Wow. Delivered the baby in the back of the SUV. That's a miracle. Yeah. Crazy, right? Let me ask you this, though.

Should you drive someone to the hospital or wait for an ambulance period? Like if it's happening? Whatever reason. In any case, should you get in the car or should you call the EMS? I guess it depends on how far we live from the hospital. hospital? Easy. Ambulance.

Just call EMS. And then, yeah, while you're waiting, Google what you should do to help the situation. So if someone has a heart attack, you do CPR wait for an ambulance. Okay. But if someone is stabbed or a gunshot, you get them to the hospital. Oh. Penetrating wounds, you just get in the car and go. Okay, good to know.

Anything else you call EMS. And maybe build a tourniquet. Okay, survivor. But still, but it's like, yeah, EMTs can't do much treating of the penetration, like, injury. Really. Oh. So they can only do the same thing as get you there, where the other stuff they can actually work on. That's kind of a crazy thing to think about, though, huh?

It's good info. Yeah, the more you know. Can you smack your kid? What do you mean? Like in the face? Yeah. No. No.

You can't do that. No. The question is, is smacking your child ever okay? A parenting expert reveals the best way to keep kids in line. And she says that smacking children has no benefit can send a damaging message. I got smacked. Yeah, I did too. Like, wabow.

I mean, I got. spanked, but I didn't get smacked. Oh, I got hit in the face. Yeah. We'd call it a cacciata in Spanish. My mom would be like, I'm going to give you one right now, and boom. And so do you think it damaged you? I don't know.

I think, what's damaged? We're all damaged by words. I know they just said. I don't know. You know. You're right. For me, and I grew up in the south, I had to go pick switches, which meant you go out and you'd find the tiniest switch, and you get one with a tiny switch,

because it's not going to hurt except the fact it cuts you. So you're like, well, next time I'm going to get the biggest switch. you get a whole branch and then my grandma beats me with the whole branch. So you really, there's no win. No win. You just go middle

and just take the middle pain. But yeah, if I said something, I was smart mouth, that's when I got hit in the mouth because I'd be like, oh yeah, boom. I'll get just leveled. And I don't, I wouldn't do that. I don't think.

I had a lot. If I did talk back or did whatever, I had soap in my mouth. Oh, that would be fun. I think the problem with the smack is that it's an instinct that the parents, have because it's like something you do right now, I'm going to smack you now. And that's what

I got hit. It was never thought about. You're not getting it. It was like, what'd you say? Boom. That's a problem. Yeah, you just can't do it now. Exactly. You'll even mark two, CPS comes. Trouble. And producer ready's wife worked for CPS for a long time. For a long time. And she saw a lot of that. A lot of reports came in of that and you got to investigate and you just never know if it's real child abuse or. When do they take the kids? At what point do you take the kids? Is it Mark? As soon as they see danger and they can prove that it was danger and not like a parent just disciplining their child, it's gone. You're gone. But if it's a hard whoopin?

No, a hard whoopin's fine. Hard weapon's fine because that's the parent just disciplining their child. But if it's something like a burn or just harder hits or multiple hits like that, it was instant gone out of the house. So she would at times have to go, okay, she did it all the time. She'd have to call police and they'd escort her and she'd have to do it. That was so hard. So hard, man.

It just takes a special person to do a job like that. And it was just hard for her. Does that help her raise your kids? Do you feel like you see some of the techniques? She learned? Yes and no, because it brought a lot of fear into her. So now she's really scared about doing things to our kids that can lead to anything like that. Because she knows how quickly an investigation can get out of hand.

And so she's just scared of that now. I used to get my pants pulled down and woke up to the supermarket. Although we called it the grocery store. But I used to, boom. And then I turn 19 and my grandma will stop. Yeah, good. How do you feel about yoga pants at work? Oh, I love it.

Yeah? Yeah. Why can we do it? According to workplace etiquette experts, you should leave the yoga pants, sports bras, any type of workout gear at home, regardless of the job that you have. Oh, I was just about to say depends on the job that you have. Regardless of the job that you have. I disagree. Didn't your husband tell you to stop running yoga pants in public?

He doesn't like when I wear yoga pants in public and there's nothing covering my backside, like a long top or something wrapped around my waist. He's like, doesn't get girls to just go run errands in their yoga pants. He doesn't get them? Oh, I get them. No, he gets them. No, we all get them? Yeah, okay, fine. I guess he knows that it can draw eyes.

So he would prefer if I do run errands like that to put something, you know, not just be like, oh, hey, I'm just out running errands in my yoga pants. Do you listen? No, I go run errands and my yoga pants. You're here? Well, good for you. Right? I mean, I don't know. I mean, he's been saying it for years.

Every marriage has their own rules. Eddie, would you let your wife go? Yeah, of course. Straight yoga band. I mean, she's coming home to me. I don't care. Eddie, just the other day, you said you didn't like other guys liking your wife. No, I didn't say that. My wife doesn't like other girls liking me. No. Bobby Bones.

The Bobby Bones Show. As we end the show today, I just want to remind you to go to Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram or BobbyBones.com. See pictures and videos. to the music we're listening to? It's all out there at bobby bones.com. Would you agree with that statement, Amy? Yes, 100%. Thank you very much.

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