The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Gets Mom Shamed For Pimple Popping + Judge Common Sense + Bobby’s Love Language

Episode Date: August 1, 2018

Amy talks about getting mom shamed for popping her son’s pimple. Bobby presides as Judge Common Sense and also shares his love language test results Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Bobby Bones post show pre-show. All right, kind of wrapping this up today. And da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's just kind of like, what happens is I grab all my notes as soon as the show and see what we didn't talk about. Because I was reading on Twitter yesterday, someone was like, hey, don't ruin bits that come up later in the show in the post-show pre-show. Which we don't, I don't think. We say what's coming out, but I don't think we ever give away the ends of bits, do we? It's also not a movie. Yeah. A lot of people

I mean, we never do that though But I was getting it She was giving me the business online Oh man Like you shouldn't do it I don't it's like hearing someone Talk about the movie Before they watch the movie

So yeah I saw that So I'm trying not to do that Lunchbox still isn't here I hope that doesn't spoil the rest of the show When it starts and he's not here But Raymundo said that He wanted to go up and see the baby It's a Raymundo regret

Here Ray's regrets Yeah I uh was joking around on Twitter and said something about me going and seeing baby box and just totally kidding around. It was a Friday and so I started drinking after I tweeted that. Well, I go back

and look at Twitter and lunch dead seriously tweeted me and said, come up and see the baby at 8 o'clock. So when I finally saw the tweet, it was after the fact and I'd been drinking so I had no way to get there. And I'm going to think about that forever. I had a chance to go see his baby at the hospital

and I missed out. It's a huge regret. That was A raise of regrets. None of us have seen the baby. No. I wouldn't drop something off at his house yesterday, but I didn't even knock on the door because I was so nervous I didn't want to wake the baby. But he has these massive dogs. And I got a little too close to the door and they all start barking.

And like bang you on the window and it was like, so much we're sneaking up. And you never told him that it was you? No, I mean, I sent him a text like, hey, check your porch or whatever. And then he was like, yeah, we saw you through the window. Wait, they didn't. I think his wife was like pumping I did not want them I didn't want to disturb anything

But I should have just left it on the sidewalk Or something because his dogs are loud There's no sneaking up on his house Yeah he has big dogs I wonder what they're doing with the dogs You know what he mean like Well do they just put the baby by the dogs And can see what happens?

He sent me a picture and the dogs are right up next to the baby So I guess he's just Yeah It's a family portrait I guess at first I'd probably ease into that. Dogs are animals still. You know, I'm a big dog lover. But I wouldn't let humans near the baby until we eased into that.

Yeah, no, they're not, really. I mean, because I've asked too, like, hey, when do we come? He's just like, well, take your time because the baby still needs to acclimate to the house. So, I mean, yeah, but dogs can just run up there and lick his head, you know, it's weird. But Eddie can't? That's my point. I want to lick the baby's head. Yeah.

Don't people do that? Don't they sniff the top of the baby's head? Isn't that a thing? They kiss it? Oh, well, babies smell good. I think they try to take in the youth. I think it's about kissing the head. Oh, is that it?

I think that's what it is. Hmm. Yeah. If you order a grande coffee, you're getting a super serving of caffeine. A grande has about two and a half times as much as a normal size cup of coffee. Thoughts? Bring it. Are you not a coffee person anymore?

No, I do caffeine and coffee. Coffee occasionally teas. I try to mix it up, but I like the caffeine. Yep, but do. So like I'll get a grande. Do you get headaches if you don't drink it? Yeah, and that's when I know I need to cut back. If I know that if I haven't had caffeine, I get a headache,

I'm like, okay, maybe I need a detox for a few days anyway and then reintroduce it and only have smaller amounts. But I listen to my body. I find now because I started drinking these chai teas, and they put a shot of espresso in the chai teas. Dirty chai. I found now that it's not working as much as it used to. Yeah.

So you need more. So now I need two. Is your eyesight like that too? Like they say that when you get glasses it makes your eyes worse. Absolutely. So you just always have to keep increasing the whatever. Yeah, it's like, I think even with drugs, you don't get the same effect of the drug. So you have to keep going more and more and more until it gets to the point of.

So it's a thing where it's so bad. Yeah. It's a drug and coffee. But no, I mean, it's the same thing where things just get worse. It's still a stimulant. And I'm thank you for saying espresso. Why? That's actually, do you know what espresso is?

It's actually a thing. No. It's not a word that they just made up like express. Yeah, but people say espresso. Yeah, because express sounds like espresso and espresso actually gives you energy to feel express. So I get it. Okay. But look up what an espresso is.

Okay. It's actually. See, you've already done this. The stuff you would think about, man, you're just like at home. You're like, what is espresso? Let's Google that. Well, it's not that. It's just that people get mad at people for going to expresso.

But I go, I wonder why. Strong black coffee made by forcing steam through the ground coffee. beans. It's a strong, the way they, the way they, the way they, oh, I don't know, cook it is stronger. Look at definition two. There's no, oh, let me see. Go ahead. The espresso bean.

That's not in there. Oh, crap. Maybe you Wikipediaed that. You read a whole article on espresso? Type espresso bean and see what happens. Okay. I'm pretty sure my husband's part of the espresso club and it's so annoying. My wife is too.

It's so annoying. What's embarrassing? She goes to Starbucks and orders. Extra Expresso. I'm like, what's wrong? Yeah. You guys say so many things wrong? Like what?

All the things. Oh, I saw a thing today about things we pronounce differently or wrong. Yeah, like almond or almond or caramel or caramel. Is there anything about espresso bean? What is an espresso bean? Is both a coffee? No. They're both from a coffee bean.

Yeah. It thought it's how you cook it. Who knows, Am, I could make it stuff up. I'm new to this coffee thing, all right? So you didn't Google it or anything? And by cook, I mean brew. Who knows? Who knows?

Yeah. I got scolded on fajitas the other day. What did you say? Well, I said the fajita is, I went on a rant because the fajita is a cut of meat. Well, it's not. It's a dish. I always thought the fajita, because I got so mad when I go to restaurants, they'd say like, oh, you want shrimp fajitas? Shrimp doesn't have a fajita?

Like, it's a cut of meat. You guys a part of the cow? I did. That's a skirt steak. That was wrong. That's funny. I took, and I was an ag development major at Texas A&M, a lot of ag, like animal science classes, and I had to study each cut of the cow.

So you're familiar with the skirt steak. No, fajitas were listed. espresso powder is a very intensely dark and concentrated. So they use it for cooking too. It's not just how coffee is made. Okay. It's not. I have no idea of it.

Yeah, I think now you're reading about espresso powder. Yeah, but it's all the same. And he's going to go home and become an espresso expert tonight. Well, now I'm, I wonder where I read what I read, because I was reading about how espresso is not just coffee. It's actually a chemical. A chemical? Whoa, whoa, really? It's a chemical?

I don't know. Obviously, I don't know what I'm talking about. Okay. I think it's natural. Obviously. No, I mean, yes, I think it's natural too. Okay. Yes.

Obviously, I have no idea what I'm talking about. I just started drinking it like 30 months ago. Yeah, Thai tea. Yeah, Tai Chi. Yeah, Tai Chi. Yeah. Okay, we're good to go. We're good to go?

Yeah. All right, I'm tired anyway. I'm playing the operate tonight, which would be fun. Big day for you. I think I talk about that coming up, huh? Yes, you do. You still going solo? As of now.

Okay. It's only been four hours. Some of those, hey, man. you're just an artist I'll be back there sitting in the room by myself Yeah because usually people Will I'm playing the offer tonight Where's the rest of your crew?

Was it on air or off air today We were talking about the young girl Today? No Off air Off air Okay May say it for tomorrow

Okay Yeah yeah yeah that was offer Yeah I think about that one Okay never mind We'll probably talk about tomorrow Talk about it later I just thought maybe she could go

All right no no All right thank you very much Away we go Away we go Yeah Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's the Bobby Bonds. Welcome to the show.

Wednesday. Morning, studio. Morning. Thank you. I'm going to play in the opera tonight, by the way. Yeah. I'll be doing the Grand Ole Opry. That's exciting.

Yeah, so what happens is going, and every artist is given. I think on the weekends, you get eight minutes or so. On the weeknight, you get 11. So I'm going to go do 11 minutes. I don't know if I'm going to do all jokes or maybe eight minutes of jokes. it's the jokes in the song or something. I'll do that tonight. It's pretty exciting.

I don't have anybody to go with, though. Like, I'm going by myself. Really? Oh. Should I bring the kids? I don't know that they'd enjoy it. I mean, yeah, you could always come, but I don't know if they'd enjoy the Grand Ole Opry.

I don't know. They've never been. Never know until you try, you know, like this week trying out that basketball camp. Yeah, Amy's kids are in a basketball camp. They're not loving it. Not really. Why?

It's just their first experience with, like, an organized sport. So they don't get the concept of, like, my daughter's just like, All we do is run and do drills. I'm like, well, they get your feet ready. She doesn't like the basketball part of it. Well, just doesn't like the running part of it. She doesn't like that she's not sitting down watching Netflix part of it.

That's a big part. She loves that. Yeah, Amy was over the house a couple days ago, and they were leaving. And Amy's daughter goes, go and watch TV, Netflix. Yeah. And Amy's like, I don't know if we have, just a little bit. She's like, I don't know. We'll see.

Did you guys end up watching Netflix when you got home? have to limit that. Yeah, there's some sort of of girl like magic show that she likes. She got 20 minutes. I was like, okay. All right. You're on the clock. Time to go read. Allison and Austin. Good morning.

Hi. What's happening? Nothing much. I'm just getting to school. I actually graduate next week. Oh yeah? Like high school or college? College. Yeah, look at you. What are you studying? Radiology. Man, how about that, huh?

Yeah, it's pretty hard. I'm not going to lie. You have a job waiting for you? Like, if you finish with a radiology degree, can you go right in? Yes, yes. I have to take a couple exams just to get the credentials, but then I have a job waiting for me. How much you make in there? Yeah, I just wanted to say thank you because I'm, I wake up at 4 a.m. every day, so it's a big help to get on the road and listen to y'all. No, thanks a lot. I don't think she hurt you. Oh, you don't?

No, I don't think it was deflection. you just in here. Hey, how much you make doing that out of college? Oh, it really depends. Hourly, I guess, would range between like 22 and 28 an hour, something like that, just starting out. Not bad. Not bad, not bad.

Maybe I should be a VP of that, yeah. VP of Radiology. Yeah. Did you hear I'm a VP, Allison, of the company? What was that? You have now a vice president of the company? Do you know that? I don't know.

Yeah. Why are you laughing? You think that's funny? No. Yeah, you do, don't you? All right. Okay, I'll be VP of you. I don't know what that means.

Oh, that sounds, I don't know. Yeah. Sketch. Okay. I'm going to start saying it to everybody. Yeah. Yeah, mess with me. I'll be VP of you.

Everyone's going to be like, uh, okay. Sure. Allison, thank you. Hey, congratulations on finishing school. That's really cool. Yeah, no worries. Thank you all. And if I ever need any radiology, I'm going to call you.

Yeah, just hit me out. Not radiology. Oh, I assume radiologists. Like, do you help with radiation treatments? No, so I'll start out as an X-3 tech, and then you can move into, like, a bunch of different modalities if you want to. It's pretty cool. Oh, that's awesome. Well, congratulations.

Big day. Big year. And we appreciate you calling the show. See you later. Have a good morning. Appreciate you. You'll be a phone show. Big three stories.

It's producer Ray Moon. in Iowa, investigators are still on the hunt for that missing college student. She vanished without a trace two weeks ago. Pictures of the missing student are online. If you have any information, contact police. In airline news, an Aero Mexico plane with 101 people on board crashed near an airport in northern Mexico due to bad weather. Miraculously, everybody on board survived the crash. And finally, officials continue to urge kids and adults to stop doing the key key challenge

where people are getting out of moving vehicles. you will be ticketed, and police see you doing it. The car in Pennsylvania caught fire last week because of an exploding fidget spinner. What? The fidget spinner

had a Bluetooth speaker. Because obviously you want to hear Drake when you're fidgeting your spin. For sure. And the people were charging it in the car when something malfunctioned.

So the fidget spinner catches on fire, the car catches on fire. I've never heard of a Bluetooth fidget spinner. That sounds fun. It sounds like way too expensive for a pigeon center. No one was hurt.

Pictures showed the car was pretty much gutted, though. And it had a sweet beaded seat cushion, too. Total loss for the beaded seat cushion. That's kind of funny, huh? Do you ever have a beaded seat cushion? Nope. I used to hang a lay from my rivie mirror, though. When I was in high school, I had a...

That was so cool. I had a girl that I dated... We kind of dated it, but I put her picture up by the Spenometer. Oh, yeah. Me too. That's love. Yeah, but then she really didn't date me, so I left it up a little extra long, because all the kids had pictures of the girls.

girls in there. So would she ever get in your car and be like, why am I, why am I over there? You know what I say. See it, say it. You know? You were like way early on on the whole vision board thing. I had a vision board. She wasn't quite back into the process. We kind of dated, just not fully. I think she also would like be dating other guys and didn't know who I was. But she didn't know my name, but it was cool. But had her picture up in my car because I thought it was a thing. Yeah. Box is not here, I should say that. We do not expect him this week at all.

Lunchbox had his baby two weeks ago. We talked to him yesterday, and the baby went home for the first time, and so he's got a new baby at the house. He won't be here today. I doubt he's here this week. I don't know when he's coming back. We're not really putting pressure on anybody to do anything. Yeah.

So, no lunchbox. But Morgan number two is here, and she's going to tell us what 24-year-olds care about today. So Brad Pitt has dated a lot of celebrities. And if you look back, all of his relationships, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie, there's pictures on the internet showing Brad Pitt kind of morphing into looking like his girlfriends. I haven't seen this. Can you show me a picture of this please? Yes. And you can go see it at bobbybones.com.

Don't you kind of become your significant other a bit? Yes, that's what I say. Oh, they're style. Here we go. Let's see this picture here. So you can see like his hair color changes. He kind of changes his style. to look like them, and it makes them look like brother and sister instead of, like, a couple.

Well, listen, if I was dating Jennifer Anderson or Angela Jolie or Gwyneth Paltrow like in the pictures, I would do whatever they wanted. Yeah. How do you want me to look exactly like you? I'm in. But you can see the picture of that at bobbybones.com. Is Brad Pitt attractive to you, Morgan No, 2? Or is he old to you?

No, he's definitely attractive. No. Because he's 50. Yeah, but, I mean, he pulls everything off so well. Who is your favorite, like, hot actor? You're like, oh, he's the one. Will Ferrell? No.

Ryan Reynolds. I love him. Ryan Reynolds over Ryan Gosling? Yes, because Ryan Reynolds is just really funny, too. Like, everything about him is just pretty perfect. Everything. Yeah. Everything about him.

Even his wife is perfect. It's Blake lively. Everything about is perfect. Well, Ryan Gosling has Eva Mendez. Yeah. She's pretty awesome. Yeah. I don't know.

That's a hard dick. Who's your hot guy in? Probably Ryan Gosling. But Ryan Reynolds is solid. Who's your hot guy? Oh, David Beckham. I don't know. David Beckham. That's a good one.

I don't know. I mean, I just, I don't know. David Beckham. One that comes in mind real quick. Never really thought about it, but David Beckham. Yeah, it's funny to ask him. David Beckham. All right, Morgan number two, thank you very much. Hey, Bobby Bonesh.

Here we go. The latest from 30 Second Skinny. Morgan number two here. Florida Georgia lines. Brian Kelly is selling his Tennessee home. The estate sits on 70 acres of land featuring six buildings. It's all for $6.2 million.

Most of Kenny Chesney's possessions were destroyed in Hurricane Irma, but he shared that one thing that did survive was a Shotsky Kenny received from a fan. Zach Brown celebrated his 40th birthday in a big way. He launched a fundraiser for his camp Southern Ground, asking fans to donate to the cause on the Zach Brown band's Facebook page. I'm Morgan number two, and that's the skinny. It's time for the good news. Tell me something good.

Over to Morgan number two. Good morning, Morgan, number two. Good morning. Nikki Smith teaches freshman English at a community college in Philadelphia. She's 93 years old and is not retiring anytime soon. She says, as long as she's able-bodied and minded, she'll keep teaching. She's 93 and she teaches what? English.

For who? For college. In college? Wow. She's a professor. 93 and still rocking it. How old your dad? 77.

Not even close. And he just retired and he only retired when he got cancer. He made that decision. He was going to quit working because he wanted to travel more, spend time with his grandkids. And he's like, you know, I got Social Security. And, Amy, you were the youngest kid, right? Yeah, I'm his youngest.

Mm-hmm. So. How old was he when he had you? Well, I don't know. Do the math. I don't know. I think he was like 49 or. Oh, I have time then.

No. What I have kids? No, he's 40-something. Yeah. But yeah, he must have my brother when he was really young. I have a brother that's 52. But yeah, I've never known my dad without gray hair. It's all I see my dad with is gray hair.

Like, I don't know anything else. I've only known Willie Nelson old. Yeah. Ever. That's true. It's an interesting comparison. I only know my dad the same looking. And we know this teacher, a 93-year-old.

Still kicking it. Yeah, look at that. All right. Thank you, Morgan, number two. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. over to Raimundo filling in for lunchbox.

Yeah, this story comes from North Dakota. A man was trying to rob a business. The employees were about to give him the money when they realized he didn't have a gun in his pocket. It was actually his fingers making the shape of a gun. So we had two finger guns. And the employees kicked him out of the business, called the cops.

Cops found him two blocks away. He's in jail now. Did he hold the finger guns at them? Like, don't... I think he put the finger guns away. Oh, he did? He didn't barricade himself in with his finger guns. I'm never coming for eight covers!

Thank you, Raymondo, for your... So you're on a desert. No. Bones. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. So you're on a deserted island. You can't get off.

You only get three movies. What movies do you take with you on the island? Amy? It's easy. Pretty woman, dirty dancing, steel magnolias. All from around the same time period, too. That's your wheelhouse. Yeah.

What are they again? Pretty woman, dirty dancing, steel magnolius. They've stood the test of time for me, so I feel. figure, they'll continue. That's a good thing. They've stood the test of time, so you know they will continue to stand the test of time. Yep. All right, all right, all right.

What are your three? Well, I had to go different categories because I don't want to get bored. True. Mine are all kind of the same. Yeah, so I have Man on the Moon, which is Jim Carrey, but he's doing Andy Kaufman. Okay. I think it's a, it's a biopic. Is that what they're called?

Yeah, biopic. I love Man on the Moon. Office space. Oh, good one. which is super funny. And then 500 days of summer. Good one. You had to get that rom-com in there.

And remember watching 500 days of summer with Joseph and Gordon Levin and be like, that's the best movie ever seen? It's so good. Morgan number two, you seen that one? Yeah, I have. Do you like it or no?

Yeah, it was good. You didn't love 500 days of summer? I didn't love it. What? Oh, man, I love that one. I mean, it's good. I didn't love it, though. Oh.

You made me watch it. But you're not romantic. Morgan number two, are you romantic? I am. I'm really romantic, yeah. Maybe she's too young. Are you sure? Did you watch it all 500 days?

Did you stop like 400? Yeah, all of them. You watched all the days, right? I don't think I watched them all. I couldn't even get through it. The movie 500 days of summer? You made me watch it, and I think I watched three-fourths, and then was like, okay, good enough.

That's not true because you don't know how it ends. Man on the moon, off the space, 500 days of summer. That's mine. Morgan number two, what about you? Mine would be Sweet Home Alabama, How to Lose a Guy in 10 days, and Finding Nemo. The two romantics, and then we have to remember if she's a kid. Yeah.

Finding Nemo's good, though, because you're, probably dessert on an island. I haven't seen Finding Nemo. What? No. Oh, you need to see that. What? It's good.

Is it as good as Coco? Oh my gosh. Yeah. Just keep swimming. It's different. It's different. Coco made me cry, though. They're both cartoons, but they're different.

I remember watching Coco, and, again, I was looking for some movie to make me cry, and I was watching Coco, and I started crying. And then one of my friends calls me and goes, hey, man, what's happening? And I was like, you never know the true loss. I was like, well, dude, I've just seen what you're up to. I was going into a hole. You got really deep. Yeah, I was like, when you love someone, they pray.

Everybody ends up forgetting you at some point. You're just, dude, I just wondered if you had any tacos. Yeah, so finding me, those are your three? Yes. Eddie, what, your three movies are producer, Eddie? Yeah, I went towards the whole island thing. So I cast away for hope. I need cast away for hope that someone's going to find me,

and I'm going to get off that island. Okay. And then I went Blue Hawaii by Elvis. That'll set the mood. It's really nice. So you're just, this is ambience to you. I need ambience. I'm going to be stuck by myself with deserted ice.

Island. And last, because there's hope at the end of this movie, Shoshank Redemption. Get me out of this thing. That one makes it... I had trouble not putting that on there. Dude, that's my second favorite movie. Behind Forrest Gump? Yes. Yeah. Why do you put Forrest Gump?

Chosh on there. Because Forrest Gump, I can quote it all. I can just play it in my head. You already... Yeah, but I know all these movies. I can't believe you guys don't like 500 Days of Summer. Yeah, you all of crazy. All of those are so different.

Huh? All of our movies are so different. Like a prostitute movie. And you're telling us that we don't like... The 500 Summer's not good. I didn't say it's not good. You said you didn't finish it. You can't get any more.

That's not good than I didn't finish it. It's good. It's not one of my favorites of all times. Thank you. I'm going to save it for a rainy day. Have you ever even seen Pretty Woman? Yeah. Are you sure? Pieces, not all of it.

Couldn't get through it. We haven't even seen any of mine. I felt bad for it. I'm going to give you a never going to get it real quick. The number one thing millennials are saving money for is this. The number one thing millennials are. saving money for is this. By the way, Amy's on a streak. She's nailed two of these in a row. That's never been done before. So do you want to think about it or do you want to spoil it,

Am? Man, I need to think about this. Okay. Because I don't, I'm like on a board. I'm a borderline millennial, right? I mean, debatable. Well, depending on what you read, all the 80s would be millennial. That would be neat. 81. Shout out. Eddie's a hater because he's born in the 70s. I am. I am. 79. What are you like a baby boomer? Generation X. There you go. Morgan number two, what you think about this? I'll come to you. What about this?

The number one thing's millennials are saving money for is this. You are a millennial for sure. What do you think the answer is? I think it's travel. Travel, you say. Okay, we will come back. She guesses travel. The number one thing millennials are saving money for is this?

Hey, Brad and North Dakota, you're on, bud. Hi, Fortnite. Fortnite. No, that's not it. I did play again last night, though. I saw that. I'm getting a little better. I actually shot somebody.

Yeah. Oh, that's good. And kill them, I shot them. You wounded them. I did. It was pretty exciting for me. Who walked you through that? I don't know.

I get friends. Last night I was playing with a guy from Fort Wayne, Indiana, Moore, Oklahoma, and a guy for, his name is Corn Fed Iowa Boy. Oh, cool. He's from Cedar Rapids. And so we got in our squad and we took down. You play against 50 teams. Then we finished fourth.

Wow, you're going to build a whole network of friends. Wait, four out of 50? And one of them goes, hey, man, could I come hang out on the show? And I was like, no, we're playing Fortnite. I'm not the radio guy. I'm just a dude trying to play Fortnite. Yeah. That's it.

But no, that's not the answer. Amy, your guest here. Nose jobs. Wow. I don't know. Right for it. Listen. Eddie?

These millennials, they're unrealistic. Private plane. Yes. Jeez. Okay. The answer is vacation, or as Morgan number two, it's a travel. There she is. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah, she got it. Deeper than I thought. What, excuse me? Deeper. Like, they want to change. travel, see the world. And I was thinking they were just concerned about how their selfie was going to look. You know, I was reading how millennials or even younger than millennials, they're

so worried about saving money to go places just to take pictures on Instagram. Oh, well. Like they're wasting all this money to go places just to take pictures on Instagram and to show it off to people. Your thoughts on that, Morgan number two. I think it's true. I mean, I can't lie that Instagram has influence where I want to go travel. Yeah, meaning where do you want to go travel? I mean, I want to go to Greece. Everybody always posts cool pictures from there. Everybody?

Yeah. All her are cool friends. All of them, huh? These, like, social influencers. They go to, like, where is it, Turks and Caicos and Iceland. I mean, you name it. They post these really extravagant pictures, so that's where I want to go because they make it look cool. I was just thinking something like.

St. Louis? Well. Cincinnati? Lexington. She's in the arch. Louisville. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Someone we can get there. She's over in Turks and Caicos. Wow. I'm trying to get back to Bakersville. That was nice out there. I know, I know. There's your answer. Congratulations, Morgan number two.

Thank you. Is that the first one you've ever got, right? I think so. Yeah, look at her. A lot of new toilets are coming out with features like noise muffling in the toilet, which, let's be honest, that's a thing. I dated my last girlfriend for a year and a half. I didn't fart around her, and I didn't go to the bathroom really in the same hotel room.

Now, I'm just not a farter. So the toilet, like, makes noises for you? Yeah. Something pretty. So you don't hear the bad stuff. Right. Interesting. And it shouldn't be bad.

It's something we all do. That's what's weird. It's weird about bathroom. It's weird about doing it. Like, we wouldn't be here without people doing it. Yeah. I think about that sometimes. I'm like, they're only here because somebody did it.

Yeah. and all of a sudden it's supposed to be bad. Like we're supposed to not talk about it. It's the thing that people do the most. Those two things. Doing it in the bathroom, not doing it in the bathroom, but doing it and the bathroom, but then they're supposed to both be taboo.

Isn't it crazy what's considered taboo? That's ironic. It's like Ray Yang on your wedding day. So the toilets have that. They have odor control. They have heated seats. That's nice. See, that one really doesn't get to me.

I guess my butt talk is fine with the cold toilet seat. I don't know. It just sounds nice. Music, playing speakers, internet, Wi-Fi, voice commands, and built-in bidets. Voice commands. No, the bidet thing is where it's at. Think about that. You go over, the bidet is a thing of water that shoots to your butt.

It's nice. Well, you go over into other cultures, and they realize that's a dirty part of your body, and you should have it cleaned. All of a sudden, we go, oh, we got a bidet, people are like, no, that's what it should be. So, okay, that's all the toilets coming out. I like technology. I think technology makes life easier, but we'll make toilets a lot more expensive.

And then you're going to have to wonder, what's my toilet playlist? Then you've got to make a toilet playlist. I know, it's more playlists all the time. So I read that this morning. I read that Giselle has made $400 million in her career as a model. That's a lot. Yeah, Tom Brady has made in the NFL $197 million. Oh, wow.

Whoa, that's like quite the difference. You think they have separate bank accounts? I don't know. I would imagine with that kind of money, you have 100 bank accounts. Yeah. Oh, it's not just one checking? I don't, no.

They don't go to the bank and drop off their paycheck. Did you see Cardi B's Instagram where she showed her, she has a Wells Fargo account? Oh, wow. That's funny. No, it's not that. She just showed her Wells Fargo account. She bought a car and she took a withdrawal for almost $600,000. Oh.

Yeah. And so you see Wells Fargo and the whole thing and it shows her $600,000 for buying a car. Man. You thought that was funny. She's so popular. She's rich, too. She's on all the songs. She was like, I don't ask me when I was on her Instagram.

I think my kids were asking something. She's got like close to 30 million Instagram followers. And all relatively quick. So quick. That's what that was my point. It's like a year ago we didn't, like Bobby was trying to tell me Cardi B. I'm like, I'm just sorry. I'm not hip with the times.

And then now I'm like, is Cardi B in the song? Because if she's not, it's probably not good. Yeah. On this day in country music, which by the way, you know what they call me? Yes. Country Music's youngest historian. That's right. The Bobby Bones Show.

On this day in country music. Today, August 1st in 1998, Garth Brooks had the number one song with To Make You Fill My Love. I'd go crawling down the aisle. Amy, what movie was this from? It's on the tip of my tongue. They're in a small town in Texas. Hope floats.

Hope floats. Boom. That's right. Garth Brooks cut the track for the soundtrack of Hope Floats with Sandra Bullock and Harry Connick Jr. Put it out as a single. Originally, Billy Joel released the song first. Did you know that?

No. Yeah. I'd go crawling down the avenue. But did you know that neither one of them wrote the song? Okay, I know this one. Bob Dylan wrote the song. Oh, interesting. That's not a joke, by the movie.

No, I know. I know. It's just how he sings. To make you feel my love. Garth Brooks landed a Grammy nomination for Best Male Country Vocal Performance and Bob Dylan for Best Country Song. Wow. What other song did Bob Dylan kind of write that was a big country song?

Ooh. I am not country music. Come on. Make you break your heart? Wagon wheel. Oh, chorus. Oh, God. Oh, I knew that.

And then Wagon Will, Old Crow Medicine Show, and then Darius. Darius. So on this day back in 1998, Garth Brooks, the number one song. I'd go crawling down. To make you feel my love. And that's why they call me. Country Music's youngest historian.

That was. On this day in country music. Hello, hello. Stacey and Daytona Beach. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm really good.

What can we do for you this morning? I just wanted to say I'm so excited. I've been listening for a long time. Started out on Sirius X-Mexam, then the podcast, then I Heart Radio, and now I get to listen to you on the way to work, like live from Thanksgiving. Oh, yeah, we're on Daytona Beach now. Yes. Yeah, we show that station down there's awesome.

They picked us up and we're so grateful. And yeah, how about that? That's really cool. Hey, how about you too? Look at you. Being a listener through all the places that we go. I know. I'm like, now I get to actually listen to it live.

I don't have to wait until the end of the afternoon to listen to it. Well, is there anything you'd like us to do today on your first day of listening live? Any special segment you'd like to request? You know what? That's something that you ask, because I haven't heard you guys play the karaoke with the no words. Like you start the music. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what it is, we do karaoke, but we don't give the person the words.

I tell you what we'll do because that one actually takes some time and dubbing in clips. We'll work on that for like tomorrow or Friday, and we'll get that on the air, okay? Hey, deal. All right. Stacey, thank you for calling. Shout out to you in Daytona Beach and everybody. Hey, tell the people that are new to the show, maybe even in Daytona, Beach what this show is about and describe it for them in a couple sentences.

It's just so awesome. I mean, Tim and Joy has been a big thing in my life. And I just, I'm excited and everybody needs to listen. And it's the best thing in the world. I feel like I have a new set of friends that I get to listen to and catch up with their lives every single day. There we go. I'll take that. Thank you very much. Well said. Thank you, Eddie. All right. Thank you. Have a good day. Hey, appreciate you. They found a secret meth lab at an abandoned Burger King right outside of Austin.

in San Marcos, Texas. Authorities discovered a meth lab, according to the city officials, the San Marcos Fire Department. The hazmat unit just saw a guy walking around. They were like, eh, it's suspicious. And then a backpack and supplies, and there was a meth lab in an old Burger King.

Wow. Is that crazy to you? It's crazy to me because, yeah, I don't, I just think of breaking bad. And then my brain goes all sorts of ways, like, yeah, that really happens. I mean, maybe not on that. I think it sounds so sophisticated in the story.

Like, I grew up. and I saw a lot of meth in meth labs. Lab is just such a word that's not really the thing. It's just an old dirty space where they cook up things. Like you can't think of really that trailer and Breaking Bad. Oh, my brain, well, I think of the trailer and then the more how, when they got really sophisticated with it. Especially don't think of that. And then my brain goes to like barrels and bodies.

No, no, no, no. I'm talking about you get some cleaner from some Sudafed. You're just mixing dirty stuff. Yeah. And those things blow up, right? Yeah. Yeah, if you cook it wrong. Yeah.

So, yeah, they found that. That's why you need a high school chemist. A teacher that's like Heisenberg. Got nothing to lose. Yeah. A guy wrongfully jailed wins $3.5 million. He kept saying, it's not me. It wasn't him.

Someone had a similar name. And they put him in jail for, and he wins $3.5 million. He needs more than that. Well, so the man was arrested at work in front of his colleagues. They took him to jail. They held them. Now listen to this for 15 days. Okay?

Yes, that's a thing. Absolutely. Imagine, though, they tell you, you're going to jail and you're a fugitive wanted for murder. And you're going, oh, I'm done. Because they've, for sure, picked me as the fall guy. He didn't do it. Okay, this might be a dumb question. But did they do, like, fingerprints or anything?

They had nothing to go on for this other guy? So they held him for 15 days believing he was a fugitive wanted for attempt to murder. Six years later, 43-year-old Marvin Sales has been released. So what's the 15 days to have to do with something, Mike D? Why does it say 15 days if he was in for six years? They were holding them initially. They were, okay. And then after they were like, okay, this is our guy.

After he was saying, no, it's not me, they put him in jail. They convicted him. So for 15 days, they took time to figure out if it was him or not, and they decided it was him. Wow. But Boisna, they held him for six years. That's a long time. Yeah, yeah. That's where I think you can get, you get, they're not even giving him a million a year.

Last week in a federal courtroom, after just one hour of deliberations, the jury awarded $3.5 million to the guy for the injustice. had served. The thing about time v. money is that you can always make more money. You can never make more time. Ever. I agree. That's a lot of money. It's a lot of money. And money doesn't make it better. I'm not saying that. But it does make it easier. It does make it easier. It does make it seem. He literally, because he has the same name as a felon, he spent six years of his life in jail. And not only that, his reputation is completely, he had so many people in his life thinking he was Whatever.

What did I get to? A murderer. A murderer. I mean, listen, if the law enforcement came and arrested my husband and my husband was saying he was innocent, but they took 15 days to decide and they decided he was guilty and he had done it, I would probably be like, oh my gosh, I was married to a murderer. Oh, and let's shop that to Netflix. For sure.

Because that's a good one. Because, I mean, so many people in his life probably disappear because they thought he was a murderer. I bet you they're back now with dollar dollar bill. They're like, I knew you were innocent. If you're that guy, too, you're looking for people who stuck beside you the whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They better not taxed that either. So what's the moral of this story?

Always go busy your friend's deal. Just in case. Someone with a similar name actually did the crime. Yeah. Do they tax this? Because imagine they give you a million dollars and they go congratulations. Oh, but we're going to take 500,000 of it. That's a good question.

They probably do because that's just, you know, the way we roll. but this should be tax-free. Yeah, it should be tax-free days. It's way back. The one weekend where you can buy backpacks for free, it should be tax-free, give it to the guy who was in jail day. Yeah. That's a weird story, right?

Yes, that makes me feel so bad. Yeah, me too. Over to Morgan number two. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. It's the 32nd Skinny. Most of Kenny Chesney's possessions were destroyed in Hurricane Irma, but he shared that the one thing that did survive was a shot ski he received from a fan.

What's a shot ski? It's essentially like a long wood board and it has three or four shot glasses on it to take a group shot together. Oh, I've seen those before. Yeah. Again, I'm left out on drinks. I'm left out of all the fun shots skis. Yeah, I drink it. I've never had one.

I'm not out of a ski. I've seen that, though. Yeah. Kenny Chesney. All right, what else? Dustin Lynch posted a video on Instagram. His tour bus hit an elk while they were driving in Idaho. Luckily, everyone's okay, but the bus did have a lot of dance.

The elk died. Oh. Huh? These things are big. My step day hit a cow once, total struck. Like, those are big hardcore animals. I'm surprised the bus wasn't. That's a big bus, though.

I don't know. Bus versus elk. Yeah. All right, Dustin Lynch hit an elk. What else, Morgan number two? So if you're looking for your next dream home, Florida Georgia lines's Brian Kelly, his famous tree house is on the market for $6.2 million. It's a big 70-acre lot.

and has six buildings on it. Check my wallet. How much? 6.2 million. Huh. What are they doing? What's our plan for life? Do you know?

I have no idea. But this is where they got married. They had their tree house built from treehouse masters. It's a pretty awesome property. I think their recording studio was in that tree house. I think so too. Because they always talk about writing in the tree house. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the name of like they're writing. Treehouse vibes. Tree vibes. Tree vibes. That's what it is. All right, is that at Morgan number two? Yep, I'm Morgan number two.

That's the skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. This woman named Susan was at Walmart in Arkansas. She dropped her wallet. It had $160 in cash in it. And so she got to the store.

She found the wallet, but the cash was gone. Because you can take that cash. Yeah. Can't trace it. I think you're not supposed to, but you can't trace the cash. I can't check her a credit card. So she goes to the police station and files a report, but nothing's going to come back.

It's cash. But then she got a phone call from the police saying that someone had just returned the cash. What? Yeah, and a handwritten note apologizing for taking the money. That's guilt, huh? The note read, to the lady that lost her wallet at Walmart, please forgive me as I always strive to have integrity. And I felt miserably.

She said she was so moved by the woman doing it that she's decided to use some of that money to help others. But that's from K.R.K. That's a great story. How about that? That's a little Tell Me Something Good for you. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey, what's happening, guys? You know, you get on your phone.

You're always tinking around, trying to find stuff to do. There's a lot of games, a lot of apps out there. But I'll say this, there's only one Best Fiends. And if you're like me, you're tired of the same old apps on your phone. And let me recommend to you the puzzle game, Best Fiends. There's a ton. They've been saying infinite amount of challenging puzzles, thousands of levels to play, and tons of characters to collect.

It's the perfect game to play whenever you want. You can play with family, friends, by yourself. Either way, you won't get bored and you won't be using your thumb going, ah, there's nothing to do on my phone. The best part, you can even play without internet connection, so you can play literally anytime anywhere. Morgan number two plays it before the show starts. I catch myself playing best fiends, just all the time sitting somewhere, play some best fiends.

Give it a try, and you can tell me where you catch yourself playing best fiends. Download best fiends for free on the app store or Google Play Today. That's Friends Without the R. Best Fiends, and you can be part of the club. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmating. Is the Bobby Boll.

Let's go over to Amy with that Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What did the baby spider want to be when he grew up? What the baby spider want to be when he grew up? A web developer. Yeah. Fair enough. That was the Morning Corny.

There was a plane crash yesterday in Mexico. Like 100. Mike, do you know more about this? So an Aero-Mexico flight crashed shortly after takeoff yesterday. There were 103 people on it. It was flying from Durango to Mexico City. But nobody died, right? Nobody died. What was the plane?

I mean, was it a hardcore plane crash or did they just skid off the runway? Do we know? It was a gust of wind that got him. So they were up. Yeah, on takeoff. A gustow wind made the plane. Shouldn't we know the gust of winds are coming? Or shouldn't we have a plane that can fight a gust?

What's that gust? That guy's like, just a little dusting. Oh, man, the plane, which is an Embraver E-190 aircraft, had 11 first-class seats, 88 economy seats. That's like one of those little planes we fly to Wichita. Not the super small, but the one where you're like, well, this doesn't feel good. Yeah. Ato Mexico, man, that was the first plane I ever flew on. No, Aero Mexico.

Yeah, we used to call Ato Mexico. Oh. Wait, so tell me more. There's only two people in critical condition, but they're still. able, it was the pilot and another passenger, but no death. So does the plane crashed, wrecked? Oh yeah, it's right. So it's a real plane crash. Yeah, it's like on fire, totally wrecked. Oh my goodness, so scary. But nobody died. That's great. Right? Like, yeah, you see plane crash, you just assume that

is this the worst. Well, Mike has some, what do you have over there? Yeah, well, they say the survival rates on plane crash that are actually pretty high. So it's either like 80 to 100%. So when a plane crashes, most of time, people don't even die. Yeah, they mostly live. Oh. I bet you, what we see, what we see, see is the hardcore ones that stick with us. Oh, yeah, for sure. Where it's just going down and there's nothing anybody can do. Well, what else?

Most plane crashes occur either in like the first three minutes or like the last eight minutes of a flight. So it's either a takeoff or the landing. So it's never when I'm up there and I hit a bump and I start looking around who I'm going to eat. No. Okay, we go down? You do that? Well, listen, I'm on a flight and we hit a little turbulence. I'm scouting at who I'm going to eat first.

What do you look for in food in a person? Well, listen, I'm not the best. biggest guy. So I'm looking at someone who I can take. Okay. You know. All right. Um, so yeah, so I'm probably, yeah, you know what it is. You know, you know what we do? No, no, I don't do that. No, I do not look at people as it. Like I'm so, I could eat him. I'm somewhere over Iowa and I'm ready for Miracle on the Andes, man. I'm like, if this thing goes down, I'm already looking at who's probably not going to make it. Yeah. You're crazy. It's good to have a plan. Thank you. Thank you. I'm always prepared. What else, Mike D? And they say the safest

place to be is the back of the plane. Uh-oh. Why is that? Just because, just because, Well, they say there's still not enough data to really determine it because there's not that many plane crashes where people die. There's not that many plane crashes, yeah. Because all the movies. Oh, yeah. I think, well, my husband always says the safest place to be as closest to the exit. Safe place to place to be on the ground. And, like, the most stable place, like if you want to feel the most secure, is close to a wing because you'll feel.

Oh, because you won't feel the front and the back. It's like, boing-mo-moing. Like, think about a ruler. and you're holding it by the middle. Oh, yeah. The middle part's really not moving much. It's the edges that are going where. I sat on Xero on Sunday because, oh man,

that extra leg room is amazing. And then if you have to get up to pee and you're in a window seat, you don't have to bother your neighbor. It's awesome. But there was two guys next to me and I was really hoping. I was like, you know,

if something goes down, I really hope they step in. No, I just really hope because I was closest to the door, but I was fully expecting the other two people next to me. I don't care male or female to kind of like take over.

Like, hey, you got this? No, no, no, you all said yes, though. I know I did. I know I did, but there's two other people on the row with me that I'm really just hoping they take charge. Okay, there he is. Quiet Mike, aka Mike D, aka Movie Mike. You seen any good movies lately or no?

I haven't seen anything, but the Christopher Robin movie comes out Friday, I want to see. That's Pinocchio? Winded the Pooh. No, Wendy's a Pooh. You were joking, right? No, I just got to mix it up in my head. I'm trying to get out of this brain fog. Bones, one's a bear and one's a puppet.

Yeah, but both of them are. things. Okay. But no, it does look good. They told you guys, what happens is, I saw the preview now, I think about it. People can't see the bear talking except for Christopher Robin. That's your theory. Oh, it's a theory? Yeah, you don't know that yet, right? I just saw the preview. Okay, yeah, that's your theory.

And Mike D. What's happening? Do you still have a girlfriend? People are in it? Yeah, I do. You still have this? It's your first ever girlfriend. First ever girlfriend. Yeah. And you guys are in love? In love? Okay, so that's a no. Yeah, too soon, maybe. I'm just asking. Do you guys tell each other you love? each other? No. Okay, had a boy. And then... Had a boy. Learn for the best. How many times have you seen her in the last few weeks?

In the last few weeks, I guess when she was here for a weekend. Yeah. That was the last time. So you talk on FaceTime every day? Like every other day. She lives in Texas. You live in Tennessee. Yeah. And how is she dealing with the long distance relationship? I think it's going pretty well. We communicate pretty well. If we don't FaceTime, we talk on the phone or text. Who initiates the FaceTime? Well, it's her first boyfriend ever, too. They're both. And you're 27.

Yeah. She's. 24. 24. Yeah. What's up? I don't know. I was just wondering who initiates the FaceTime.

Like, does she wait for you to FaceTime? Because she said it's every other day. Like who? Or if she pops up in your FaceTime, are you like, yeah, got her. We usually set a time and a date. Oh, you do. Oh, it's a date. Okay.

Well, I can tell you how I FaceTime is, with, I only will do this to close people. It just hit FaceTime. I don't say I'm doing the FaceTime. There are only like four people I would do that with. Amy, Eddie. Yeah. Even Mike D. my ex-girlfriend I would do that where you don't say I'm going to FaceTime you

but people if I don't know them that well and all the sudden I get a FaceTime on my phone I'm like I dare you trying to FaceTime me yeah what do you do decline it yeah of course I do yeah that is weird it's weird like face some someone face someone you don't know that well it's like Gerard I've met you twice he's trying to FaceTime me right now at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday wrong with you yeah so you guys are good though Mike dear yeah I'll see this weekend you like Girard I don't know I just random You see it this weekend? Yeah.

Oh, that update. He slid that one in. Ah, okay. Amy, how interested in you are hearing from a guy who was on my Fortnite squad last night? Oh, I'm pretty interested. Are you? I don't know how to play Fortnite. I've only played for two nights, and this is Seth in Indiana.

Hey, Seth. Hey, how you doing? Hey, what was your name last night? Houser 2489. Houser 2489. I would chase him. I'd follow him to the houses. And I had a headset last night.

I put it on. and I was talking in it. So he's on your team? Yeah, we were talking last night, right, Seth? Yeah. And there were no kids. First thing I said, are anybody under 10 here?

Because I'm out. And they were all like, no. Smart. Yeah, they're adult, man. Seth, how old are you? I'm 28. Yeah, Seth and I, if I'm correct about this, talked about Madden football.

He plays with Indianapolis Colts. Yep. Yeah. We were correct. We had friendship last night, Amy. Wait, he plays for the Colts on a video game, or he plays for the Colts in real life. It doesn't matter.

We were just talking about video. I don't know. Hey, tell Amy how good I am at Fortnite. Be real. He's okay. Terrible. He'll get better. He was extremely excited the first time he shot somebody. Did he bring the squad down a little bit?

For sure. We were all way too excited to even care if we won or not. We got second place one time. That's good. I thought we got four seconds even better. Was it you who asked me to come hang out on the show? I'm going to be in national. This is him.

And I was like, he said, hey, I'm going to be in Nashville. Can I, well, and what did I say back? Said. Uh, you just said no. Nice. Yeah, focus on the task at hand. I was running, shooting people. Right.

And listen, I'm trying to be friends. I'm trying to be honest with my friends here. Yeah. So anyway, that's Seth. We played Fortnite last night. Yeah. How about us? Friends Forever, right, Seth?

Yeah. Yep, absolutely. All right. Maybe I'll see you on there tonight. All right. All right. See you buddy. It's kind of crazy you're making new friends across the country.

That's great. Is it a global thing? Could you make friends? I don't know. Okay. Sky's a limit. I don't even about to change guns yet. I don't know what to do anything.

I like the E-check age. Oh, first thing I do, I put the heads on. I'm like, any kids here? Say hello. They're all like, oh, hello, hello. How do you get matched up with who's talking to you? It's random? I said my screen name on the air, so it's listeners who now request me,

and so I just am like, I'm available, and so I just hop on with listeners. Oh, okay. I didn't know if it was like, you know, Fortnite Roulette. You can do that. Oh. Yeah. You never know. What are you laughing at Morgan number two over there?

You have a giggle. No, I just don't know anything about Fortnite, so I love watching you geek out on it. It's funny. I enjoy new challenges, and I'm really bad at this. So, yeah, I'm playing Fortnite. I'm training for a race. I hurt my foot training for a race. I'm trying to win all of them.

I'm just trying to keep myself going. Yeah, because you said it's about these mental challenges, huh? Yeah, if you constantly put new challenges in front of you, I think you continue to stimulate yourself mentally. and it's all growing. We work out all the time. We do exercise, but we don't do mental workouts. So I like new challenges

because it's hitting different types of neurons in my brains. How long do you think you're going to be doing this Fortnite thing? Oh, about another week. Oh, one more week? That's not too bad. What do you want for me?

Yeah, before you know, it's like three years later. What are you going for me? Yeah. What's this challenge called? What's the hot water challenge? So it's where you either put hot water, boiling water on yourself or maybe you throw it on a friend. This is a word thing ever. Boiling water? Or you drink boiling water through a straw,

which also seems painful. So it's in the news right now. Apparently it's been happening. It's on YouTube, Instagram videos, but it's in the news because a 15 year old and a 14 year old were recently doing it and they watch YouTube videos and then the 15 year old fell asleep and the 14 year old was like, okay, now's the time I'm going to get him. And poured, excuse me, the boiling water on his chest and face, and he woke up and I think he was kind of like startled and was like, oh, you got me! But then he started looking.

Do you really think he was like, oh, jokes on me? I got got. Listen, I think it kind of went like that because then he said, but then I looked down at my chest and my skin started just falling off, like melting. Then he looked in the mirror and he had skin falling off of his face because he suffered second-degree burns all over wherever the water hit.

and he had to stay in the hospital for a week. So this is just a reminder to kids, like, let's not do this. You put challenge behind anything, kids will do it. Yeah. That's ridiculous. We should just have a, you know, hashtag pay your bills challenge. Oh, there you go. Yeah.

We should do things. Follow your dreams challenge. No, no, no, no, no. Practical things that people aren't doing. Oh, oh. Hashtag stop whining about politics on Facebook. Challenge. Pay your child support.

Challenge. Challenge. Right. Those are the challenges, like put on deodorant. Challenge. Yeah. Shower every day. Challenge. Eat your veggies.

Yeah. Challenge. Instead of a hot water challenge. Right. There's that one where kids were sniffing condoms to their nose and pulling it out their throat. So gross. The Tide Pod Challenge. That's crazy, man.

Right. Why can't we have the do-on-to-other challenge? There we go. Yeah. Love your neighbor challenge. I like this. This all makes you feel like summer. What decade?

Well, it's a new version, though. It's a squeezer's cover. Oh. Oh. It'll get to it? Oh, you don't know? Yes, I do 100%. That's a Toto Africa, but Weezer doing the version.

It's good, huh? I like that Weezer spin on it. Everybody was singing it so loud at that show. All right, over to Amy with a judge common sense question. That's one from one of your friends? Is that what it says? Yes. All right.

All rise. Oh, yes. Now entering the courtroom. Yeah. Take off your hats. Remove your hats. Take off your pants. No. No. What? No hats.

My courtroom's different. Okay. Judge Comments says this here. You may all be seated. Amy, what do you have over there? So my friend's been dating a guy for about three months. And a couple of those dates have included her cooking dinner at her house. And each time, he has brought a bottle of wine. And they've opened it.

They've had a few glasses out of it. Then when he leaves, he takes the wine with him. And she's perplexed by it. And when she told me about it, I was like, yeah, me too. Why is he taking it with him? She said, it's been more than twice. I don't know how many times. Three, four, but they maybe even had, she's like,

sometimes there's like half a bottle. One time there was like easily just one pour left. You put the cabin or put this cork in? Walk down the door. She's like, it's so odd. Because first of all, I just come from a place. If you take a bottle of wine to someone's house, whether you open it or not, you just leave it.

but isn't okay listen I would agree in principle I would think it's something to the effect of how he was brought up because this isn't something that you just do it doesn't sound like he's cheap I don't think he's taking it back home because he's saving money I think it's probably something that he was told with a kid I don't know I think I think it's bizarre so I just didn't know if like she because it's she's questioning it's like causing her to be like what's happening like it's weird to her so it's kind of one of those things where they're it's a new relationship but it's something or she's like, this is kind of like not. She's like, what if we end up together? Like, I can't go with them over to people's houses and we take bottles of wine and then leave with the bottle. Leave with the bottle.

Here's what I would say. And you guys can call it too if you have a similar story. 877-Bobby. What I would say is Judge Common Sense is they've been dating three months. I think at this point you can ask. Okay. Three months is probably 12 to 15 dates. Enough time to go,

Hey Chris You always take the bottle of wine home with you What's it? What's that? What's up with that? Like seriously Because I need to know I want to ask Chris

Myself Which he told me I could not believe it I don't In my heart It doesn't feel like he's doing it to be cheap I think he feels like he was taught That's the way Like if you take something over to someone's house

Meaning litter You take it with you Meaning if I took Oh I see what you're saying Like so he's considering it trash Let me take care of that for you Yeah, I think it's leftovers.

Interesting. Judge, I have a theory. Go ahead. Well, here's what Judge Commonston says. They're three months in. If that's where two dates, I would say let it go. Just watch how it plays out. Journal it, because it could be interesting.

But three months in, you've got to say, dude, here's one question for you. Every time you leave, you take the wine with you, like, we're close now, so what da? Like, what's wrong with you? Eddie, what's your thing? Well, see, I've been in that scenario. And usually when I leave late, I'm still wanting to drink when I get home. And it's too late to buy alcohol. So I'll just take the six-pack, whatever's left of the six-pack that I take to the party with me.

If it's a party with more than one person, you leave it if it's a drink. I know. If it's food, but I want people to take it. I live by myself. I'm single. I'm not trying to have a bunch of stuff over. Right. And maybe she's, I'm just saying she's talked to him about it.

They're at the stage where they can talk about it. Okay, I'll have to get her to talk to him about it and bring an update because it's, Weird. What do you mean talk about it? Like, ask. Well, what you would say is, hey, Chris, sit down. Like, eh. I put grass and calls and it's like, that's stupid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what today is, right? What? First of the month. Oh, yeah, wake up. Yeah. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up. It's a first of the month.

Get up, yeah, get up. Yeah, yeah. Hey, we're talking about this guy. Hey, we're talking about this guy. We just called him Chris. But Chris goes over to his girlfriend. of three months and he takes wine and it takes it home with him every night.

Yeah, well, whenever she's cooked dinner, he's been like, hey, I'm going to bring wine and then they drink some of it and he takes the rest home. Now, my theory is that he was raised this way. It's weird, but he was raised this way. I don't think he's being cheap. Yeah, because he's not.

She said they go out, when they go out to eat, they go to nice dinners, like he's got a good job. It's not a money thing. I think it's unfair that you guys are laughing at him without asking him what the deal is. I do, because you guys are laughing at him. This poor guy is over,

bringing wine, probably a nice wine. And I think at this point they've been dating three months, you can say, hey dude, what's up with you taking the wine home every time? Yeah. So let me know what she says. I will. I'm curious. Hey, Anne in North Carolina, what you think about this. Oh, I agree with Amy what she first said. It's super weird. I think we all think it's weird. No one went, well, that's normal. But like, can anybody explain why he's doing this? Like, does anybody else do it? That's the question. And then again, you're at the point now in the relationship where you ask. What do you think about that? No, I don't think he'll tell the truth, and I think it's a red flag.

You think it's a red problem. This is a reason to dump him? Yes, or just look out. I think it's a red flag. He probably has a drinking problem. Oh! Yeah. Oh, I didn't think that.

He, like, can't leave alcohol behind. He can't leave it. Okay. Yes. Well, I'm not saying you're wrong, Ann, because we don't know. So I appreciate that call. Thank you very much. Wow, my brain had not gone.

You're welcome. Have a good day. Let's go to Dakota. Hey, Dakota. Hey. You have a different approach. What do you think about this? So my first thought when you guys were talking about it was what if she's saving, like, the bottles or the quarks to make something sweet for her one day.

That is so cute. Yeah. Wow. It is cute. You think that's happening? It could be. We don't know. That's like something I would do.

Yeah. Yeah, well, that's true. Okay. I would take the first bottle of wine. I don't drink wine. I wouldn't do, but just thinking in my head, what I would do is I take the first bottle of wine that we ever shared. I would take it back home. I would make a new label with it and put the date on it. And then we celebrated an anniversary or, who knows, proposal.

We had wine out of that bottle again. It would be something like that. Oh, okay. That's just my mind working. I'm just freestyling romance right now at this point. Okay, that is a twist. I had not thought about it being for a romantic reason. So, alcoholic or romantic. Right now.

Wow, I'm so torn right now. Yeah. Hey, Adrienne and Tampa. Hey, how are you guys? What's up? What you think about this? Oh, my God. So I was dying when Amy said this story because I have a friend of mine. He is.

He has money. He's from the military. Like, you wouldn't even think anything. But every time he comes to a party of ours, he brings 12-pack, 24-pack, no matter what. If it's not, if it's left over, he takes it home. No matter what. Eddie does. And here's the thing about a party, too.

Sometimes you don't know, you think people don't notice if you're taking home because it's such a party. Right. So you can get away with it. Yeah, like one-on-one you notice is only taking the wine back. That's why I think he's not being cheap. Because you fake it for longer than three months if you're cheap.

Yeah. You know, you give it a good six months to fake. I wonder if he thinks she doesn't notice. Oh, she notices. Of course, she's telling her friends about it. Amy's on a text thread. I've heard this is bashing this dude. I just texted her right now that callers have some great theories.

I'll be in touch. Hey, thank you. Hey, Adrienne, thank you for calling this show. I appreciate you. It's time. for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

So this kid was out hiking in Wyoming with his Boy Scout troop, and he got separated. They couldn't find him. He couldn't find them for two days. He was missing. Only 13 years old. And they released a search crew

and the county sheriff's department. They were able to find the boy and a good health. Wow, two days. Two days. These drones, though, we got to start launching these drones. Let them find people.

Yeah. Like, you have to think now. I know the search. part, and I'm glad they found the kid, but these drones can fly over all these areas with camera is so much faster than people. Yeah. You can cover a lot more area for sure. Yeah, good for them.

13 years old. I could probably start surviving around 13. Yeah. That's a good age. Like eight or nine, I probably have trouble. And hopefully Boy Scouts, he learned some things to be out in the wild. Yeah, he probably did it on purpose. Get his badge.

Oh, this isn't part of that. I get a scared everybody badge. Yeah. All right. Thank you. Thank you, Amy. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine.

Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Now, here he is. Turn it up. You know, I took that love language test yesterday.

Mm-hmm. And it's so funny because my love language is acts of service, number one, receiving gifts, two. And then as you get down, words of affirmation, quality time, and last is physical touch. And so this means things that. I like. True. Right. But it also is ways that I show love as well.

I didn't think about this until last night because I go, hmm, let me think about this. It did add some perspective to how I, listen, I'm not, I don't touch people. Right. I don't walk up to Amy and go, you are doing wonderful, have a hug. I also, quality time, not important to me. You know, we do what's important and we, but it's how I am too. So me sharing this lets you know how I am. Right.

But then also if you're significant other or people in your life do that, you learn about them. And then you have to cater to whatever their needs are in order to kind of make a better relationship. Yeah, more so, I would be like, here, this is mine. Let's work on that. Here's what I need, and this is also all I'm able to give. Well, yeah, because again, when it comes to me, I'm not the guy that even goes, hey, you are fantastic. You've done a great. And it doesn't rank high on my list.

Words of affirmation is not my thing. And I think just knowing me, all of you guys knowing me, that gifts and acts of service, like giving my time for things that are important, is more of my style of giving love and getting love. Right. Yeah. You're 100% in that we need to understand that about you. Yeah. So I put it off everybody at copy. Okay.

Okay. So we all memorized it. So you all can know that when I am like, hey, I got this for you or I'm doing this for you, that's my love language. Right. Sorry, I don't tell you're cute today. And we should appreciate it. You are right in that. But when you're trying to maintain like a long-term relationship, there might be times you have to focus on what their love language is.

I hope their love language. Matches? Well, no, even better. When I date someone in the future, whenever that is, I hope their love, their first love language is meeting my love language. Okay. Like their number one love language is making sure that my love language is covered. Yeah, that should be important to that. Yes.

Number one. Yeah. I was just thinking about that last night. I was taking the shower. I was like, you know, find a people freezer. It was kind of an epiphany. It was like, not only do I need this, but I give this in the same way.

Yes. So we need to stop waiting for you to come touch us. Because that's not your love language. It's not. Okay. I don't touch. Yeah, I think the physical touch is more for when he's in a real relationship. Because you used to poke me in the stomach every day, and then you stopped doing that.

I'm like, he doesn't love me anymore. But I guess I'm thinking about that the wrong way. I did that for me. That was okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, I did that love language thing. And acts of service and receiving gifts. That's what you should also expect from me.

Yes. Because I give you gifts. Yeah, I got random shoes the other day. That's right. See? So you love me. That's how you know that I'm into you. Wait, what?

Does that mean you love me though? No, like break it down. I think it means that instead of me going, hey man, I love you. You've been doing a great job or hey man, you're a good friend of mine. I just go, here's the gift. And then I'm run. I'm out. But now we're all like,

When's the last time Bobby gave me something? What did he give me? What was it for? Was it random? Was it my birthday? Yeah, I get you stuff all the time. Well, don't ask that, Amy. Ask when's the last time you gave him something.

Oh, nothing. Never. See? What? So we're not showing him love. Anyway, that's all. I was just reading that, and I thought I'd bring that back up. I'm getting new shoes tomorrow.

And then I've printed off a copy for all of you to study. Memorize. You'll have a quiz later. Amy loves popping people's pimples. Myself included for years. Yeah. Let me pop that pimples. Oh, you're so gross.

But so you put on your Instagram, your son? Yeah, we were doing an Instagram live. We were just hanging out for a little bit. And he had this thing on his face. And it just looked like perfectly. You would just squeeze it. And awesomeness was going to come out. So he was like, yeah, mom, pop it, pop it.

He was even giving me tips on how to do it. He was right there giving me all the permission in the world. But I still had comments flowing in that people couldn't believe that I was popping anything on my child's skin. Like, that's not my place. he's a kid. That I could be hurting him and it looked painful. I mean, yeah, it can be a little bit, but we were trying to extract something. And then nothing, it was like really difficult to get something to come out so then I started squeezing even more. But he loved it. He was into it. So then

I didn't really feel bad. But then other people were making me feel like I should not be messing with my kid's face at all. Even if the kid's like, pop it, mom. Isn't it the thing too, you shouldn't pop your pimples anyway? Isn't that some sort of... Just needed help. But I, yeah. You just read stories how you shouldn't pop things. But what does that mean? You walk around with a big pus-filled... Yeah, that's gross.

Right. Yeah. So, okay, so what's the question? Well, I mean, I guess, is it okay as long? I mean, yeah, he's seven, and he's, like, giving me permission and even was giving me tips on, like, how to squeeze it better. So is that okay, or is it some sort of, like, should I be like, oh, no, that's painful? Because sometimes, I mean, when I squeeze my face, it does hurt?

Like, am I risking hurting him? Like, does that make me a bad mom? Because some people were basically saying that I was a bad mom. mom for doing that. Interesting. I'll say this. They're a lot worse moms. True.

Yeah. People shame everything on Instagram. And we have to stop this because news will do it. They'll go, oh, let's talk about some of the negative feedback on Twitter. And it's like two tweets. Come on. Yeah. I hate that.

Anything you put out, people are going to have something bad to say about it. I put a picture of me yesterday. Because I'm hosting the IHeart Country Festival on Fox on Sunday. And I'm wearing a red suit. People were ripping me from my red suit. Why? I mean, that looks fine. What are they saying?

You put anything, people have a problem with it. I think we should stop doing stories where we highlight a couple of the bad tweets or Instagrams, because that's not the majority. Yeah, I mean, this was pretty split with the comments because they were saying that it was my, I don't think, I don't think fetish is the right word, but it was my. I bet there are people to. It's not, but it's like my thing. I find pleasure in popping pimples.

And so here I am looking at an opportunity to be like, oh, this is exciting when really, I should just let it be. There's another story about a woman who was eating out of a urinal to prove how clean it was. Did you guys see this? No. No. Yeah, according to this report, a woman who's an employee at the tea company ate a ball of rice out of a urinal to prove the porcelainliness. Like, did she wash the urinal first?

Bizarre footage shows a woman eating food from a toilet urinal to prove how clean it is. It shows her mixing the food in front of onlookers, and then she takes it by... I mean, I would just believe you. Right? If you tell me a toilet's clean, I'm just going to look in there and believe you. I mean, urine is sterile, right? But it's people. Yeah, I don't want to do that.

That's gross. That's such a gross thing to do. I wonder what she was eating. Do you see the thing about the chicken where Jim Harbaugh is talking about how you shouldn't eat chicken? Oh, yeah. What was his theory, though? Chickens are nervous animals. Oh, and it makes you nervous?

So Michigan's coach, Jim Harbaugh, doesn't think players should be eating chicken. he talks about how chickens are so nervous. It's a nervous bird. He thinks some type of sickness injected into the human population happens because people eat white meats that are nervous instead of beefs and porks. Oh, wow. Now, Amy, you're crazy with your food. Do you believe this?

I mean, if you're just hearing it, I don't think it's like totally wacko, but I would need to do the research. You don't think it's totally wacko? I don't know. Aren't we as humans nervous? Mm-hmm. Yeah, and I shouldn't eat you. Oh, wow, good point.

Yeah, he says that 100% believes it that you should not eat chicken because it's a nervous animal. Okay, question. Like, is he pulling this from credible research or he just isn't, you know, making it up? I'm sure he's heard it like you read these nutty books in yours too. And I believe it. Amy doesn't own a microwave. Yeah.

True story. Even though you talk about research and studies, most studies and research say... Has called in and said, it's fine to have a microwave. And I'm like, okay, Dr. Oz, you do you. Most things say microwaves are fine. Right.

For me, okay, fine. Maybe I'm not getting some, I don't know, radiation or something in my house, whatever that is. But when it comes to reheating food, I don't want to zap the nutrients. That is a fact. I would rather just heat it up on the stove top. Secure some of the nutrients. And by Thursday, it'll be warm. This is Post Malone.

Mike D. is a big Post Malone fan Mike D works on the show here, write segments like games and stuff for the show. And so you love this guy, right? Yeah. When he started following you on Twitter, you geeked out. I geeked out really hard. And he's got face tattoos, post Malone does.

One of them says, always tired is always under one eye, tired on the other eye. He's got him all over. So Mike D wants to get a face tattoo because of Post Malone. What are you thinking about? Well, I think they're just normal now. What are you thinking about getting

on your face. I'm thinking like an arrow. An arrow where? Where is it pointing? Like going down like my cheek. Down or up? Down. An arrow going down your cheek.

Yeah. What's up? I have so many questions. Like why an arrow? Where is it pointing to? Why your face? Yeah, all those. Why an arrow?

Because my hometown walks a hatchie. We were the walks hatchie Indians. Okay. So represents my hometown. I'm not high school. Got it. Oh, like an arrow like that. Okay.

Okay. And then why down? It just makes more sense to go down than up. Like gravity? Yeah. Yeah, Sir Isaac Newton, dude, cool. It's pretty big Ozzy Newton fan. What goes up?

Must come down. And then, why your face? Why not your arm? It just looked really cool. Like, Post Malone, he's got a new one. It's like these little waves on his face. And I just think it looks awesome. You feel like you'd be more hardcore?

Yeah. If Post Malone didn't make good music, you would just think he was a gross dude. Good point. He just, he makes good, go make good music, and then you get tattoos. What about that 69 guy? Oh my gosh He's got tattoos all over his face

I think he's pretty cool to you He's got He's got the 69 How many times? 69 times Yeah Really? He has the number 69

tattooed on him 69 times By the way His name is what Like Takashi 69 Yeah He's a rapper Kind of a violent rapper Meaning he yells his rap

Oh yeah And he's got Rainbow-colored hair But Rainbow Grill He's covered in tattoos With the number 69 All over him

When is that ever not going to be funny because the number 69's still funny to me. Yes, it is. Always. So is he doing that because 69's funny or is he from like, I don't know? No, there's no area code 69. If there was. I know I'll be buying my next piece of property. Oh, gosh. Hey, what's...

So dumb. Come on, 69's always funny. It is. It doesn't matter where you fit it. No, 69's funny. Okay, so how many tattoos do you have, Mike D? I just have one. And it's on your bicep.

Yeah. It's of your favorite punk band. Yeah. What's their name? Lamuria. Are you worried in how it may hinder future professional endeavors? I just think once you get it, people will get used to seeing it and it won't be such a big deal. It's just your skin.

I don't think people are used to it for a long time. I think you're faking yourself out right now. And then if you ever commit a crime, you're busted. It keeps you from a committing crime. All right, my dear, let us know how that turns out. We'll know how it turns out. Yeah, I know. We'll see it.

He rolls in one day. Maybe like little teeny tiny. Like a cute little star. No, Amy. I kind of like the stars. Like maybe on the corner of your eye. Yeah, if a girl gets a little star, I like that a little bit. What?

On her face? Yeah, it's cool. Bobby, you as like kind of, we work for, we're like all we represent the Bobby Bones show. How would you feel if one of your people got face tattooed? Yeah, come on. Tomorrow we roll in with face tattoos. Photoshop. I mean, I don't know.

It was just a junior, like we would be out representing the show. Yeah, but you represent your life before you represent this show. True. And if you really wanted it, I can't say no, I don't own your body. I know. For example, I give me an example, lunchbox who's not here. He's with his baby, his baby went home. Lunchbox, and I would say this, we're here too.

He dresses really sloppy. He doesn't, his hygiene isn't good. He grows his beard out in weird ways. And that keeps him from getting endorsements. And then he comes in going, why don't I get endorsements? It's like, hey, man, you don't look like what some clients want. out representing them. That's something you have to deal with.

If you get a face tattoo and there are clients that go, don't want it, that's just on you. So I would have no problem with it if it's on you. If it was something obscene, you just wouldn't be in pictures. You just get in the back where they can't see you. Like when I was going to have that wiener on my neck,

but I was going to put it. Oh, yeah. Why didn't you change your mind on that one? Itched. You didn't want to go through the pain. Yeah, I don't want to go through the. So yeah. Well, Mike D, let us know how the face tattoo goes.

I think it's a bad idea, but I have the entire state of Arkansas blacked out on my arm, and people think it looks like it's just covered a masking tape. So I think you should follow your heart. Near far, wherever you are, your heart. Must go on. It must go on. So how much that cost, you know? Probably like 200 bucks.

For a little arrow? On the face. Raymond, how do you feel about the face tattoo? Dumb. He's not going to get it. Would you ever get a face tattoo? I don't have a regular tattoo. Probably have to get that first.

You listen to Post Malone at all? I mean, when he comes on the radio. Yeah? Yeah, my kids like him. Your kids have kind of brought you back into pop music, huh? Yeah, Bill asks me now when songs are on the radio, they're like, Mom, fix the screen so we can see who's playing or whatever, and I'll hit it. Because sometimes I know, sometimes I don't know.

And I'm like, oh, that's da-da-da-da-da. But they know so they can remember so they can ask Alexa to play it. That's why they're asking. You know what I do with Alexa? This is me all night last night. Alexa, what time is it? It is 12.52.

Alexa, what time is it? It is 1.13. I don't sleep. I just yell at Alexa what time it is all night long. Sounds miserable. It's miserable. You should stop talking to her at night. No, I wake up and I'm just praying that's closer to wake up time

because I haven't slept through the night. So you wake up praying it's closer to wake up time. Anytime I wake up, I'm like praying it's far away from wake up Oh, no, I'm not because I consider any time that I've slept to be positive time. So if I were to fall asleep at 9.30 or 10 and I say, like, what time is it? And she says, it's three. I'm like, oh, wow, I just slept five hours. That's amazing. Yeah, more so than...

Maybe I should switch my mentality. Maybe I should switch mine and be happy about it. I was miserable last four nights. Yeah. I think I've just been doing these odd schedules for so long where I'm up until midnight traveling. I don't travel this week. Yeah, you don't have a groove. I do in many ways.

Time. Moves. Getting it on. Just life. Oh, wow. Yeah, you know my groove? I need to do like a Stella. Go find my groove somewhere.

Yeah, you've lost it. And then come back. Yeah. What you think about that? Nice reference. What's up? Stella got her groove back. Stella finds her groove back.

No, no, no. Stella got her groove back. Oh, how? Okay. That's an older movie. Hey, Morgan, too. You're 24. Do you know what that is?

Yeah, I do. Do you know what it's about? Not really. I vaguely remember watching it when I was younger, but that's about all I know. So, Stella goes and she finds a younger man. Okay. And then she gets her groove back. Who was that?

I don't know. I'm not going to say. So why would you not say? Let me think. Because I don't want to say the wrong name. So she goes and she's an older woman and she gets her groove back because some guy apparently gives her the groove. You know what I mean? Oh, okay.

Because she had lost it. Yeah, and this guy. He's like, I'm going to give you the groove. Got him back. He grooves her, right? Yeah, Tay Diggs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he grooves her.

right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to get my groove back. Who's going to groove me? Don't know? That's the big question. Who out there is going to groove you? Any takers? I just been grooving myself for so long. Okay, all right. Call her 10. Amy. What? Just kidding. A lot of bad idea. Thank you. Our phone screener Hillary is in studio right now. Our 25-year-old phone screener. She answers. When you call the show, Hillary!

Hillary, what did you see? I was at FGL House with some friends who were in town, and we saw a pregnant lady with alcohol. She was drinking. What was she drinking? Wine? Beer. You sure she was pregnant?

O'Dools? She was pretty pregnant. Are you sure, though? Because my kids make that mistake all the time. Thinking someone's pregnant and they're not. Yeah, but your kid's four. I'm 25. I know what a pregnant woman looks like.

Good point. So you're at FGL House. Mm-hmm. Pregnant woman's having a beer. Yes. What happens in your mind? I just don't know. Do you say something?

I was with my friend's mom. She's been a mom before, and she's like, do you say something to her? Like, what are you doing? You absolutely do not say anything. Yeah, no. You absolutely don't say anything. That's her. That's her.

Does anyone disagree with this? Are you not protecting the baby in there if you say something? It's not your job to protect the baby. As a human, you see someone hurting. And you can call. Listen. You can call, hop in this conversation. 877, Bobby.

I am not condoning her actions. I also want to know maybe if bartenders can use their discussion of whether or not they should serve. Well, what if her friend buys it? And I don't know if there's a law against being pregnant and buying a beer. There may not be. But you could, like as the bartender, you can refuse to serve. You can refuse to serve anyone, I think. Right.

So if I, I would be like, oh, sorry. Here's some water. With life. You can pretend it's beer with some prenatal vitamin. So you saw her. She was pregnant. She was drinking beer. Did a bit of you want to go say something to her?

Yeah, because I'm thinking about the baby. But do you not think she's thinking about the baby? Not in a good way. But she knows she's pregnant. Yeah. What if, let's take it down a couple notches, okay? What if you see a kid, a young kid, eating a terrible food? You know, that's poison.

Oh, no, I think that's different. It is different, but still, it's not your job to go and police other people's lives. That's what the police are for. Like if a kid is about to eat some poison, would you tell him? Not your job. It's not your kid. Ooh, yeah. Okay.

Ooh. What if you just, you're inquisitive? Go ahead. I'm the pregnant. Oh, this is great. This is great. You don't approach with judgment. Party!

If it's meant to be. All right, Amy, tell them. You check your tone and just ask. I'm the pregnant one. Go ahead. Serious. Oh, hey. So have you been to the doctor lately?

Like, is there a new thing? Like, I'm curious. I'm thinking about getting pregnant and I love beer. I'm like, kidding. That's so, what do you call that? I try not to be judgment. Passive aggressive. No, no, no.

I also love beer. Is there like a new thing where it's okay to drink while you're pregnant? Hold on. I put my cigarette down. You like. Yeah. No, I just, I like beer, you know, and so I'm just going to have a drink. So like a limit is like, just you just take a few sips and put it down, how many have you had?

Ladies, that's none of your business. That's pretty much that conversation would go for sure. That's it. Leave me alone. Okay. That's all. I don't know. I just feel like if you are curious.

Because maybe what if her doctor said, hey, one beer's fine. What if the doctor said this baby needs beers? It's low on beer right now. It's low on hops. Your baby needs some hops and some barley. So drink up. Oh, you got during Jesus. like, it's a, I have a, sometimes people have, um, did she have, like an ulcer or a tumor or a,

did she have more than one beer? I only saw the one. We were waiting for a table, so I just saw the one. Maybe there's something where you can have a beer. A cyst. That's the word I was looking for. What if she's like, I'm not pregnant, it's a really big cyst. Well, some callers are on. Okay, good. We'll see what they say. Okay. You didn't say anything.

No, we didn't say anything. Do you wish you would have? I just thought it would have been awkward. Don't you know that she probably already knew she shouldn't have been drinking beer? Yes. And you saying it would have only elevated any sort of tension that already existed. She may have hit me. And I don't know what I would do with that.

Because obviously she doesn't give a crap. No, obviously. We're talking about Amy picking her kid's face earlier, and you getting a bunch of tweets over there? Yeah, just some tweets of people that don't agree with me picking a face. And other people are like, it's no your business. And they're like, well, she talked about on the radio and made it my business. Oh, got you. That's true.

We did ask for feedback. We did. So I'm getting feedback that I basically need to leave my kids' face alone. Speaking of feedback, our phone screener Hillary came in. She said she was at the Florida Georgia Line House, FGL House, which is a cool place in town. People go hang out. Everybody's drinking, having a good time. And she said that she saw a pregnant woman drinking.

She wanted to say something. And I was like, I probably wouldn't say anything. It's probably not your business. Hey, Ashley in Oklahoma. Yeah. What do you think about that? Well, I don't necessarily think it's her place because I was a waitress at a restaurant here in Oklahoma City for a couple years. And we were legally not allowed to serve somebody who was visibly pregnant.

We had that obligation as waitresses and as bartenders to not serve somebody who was pregnant. But imagine if you didn't. They could just say I'm not pregnant, right? And then you get it to prove it. I mean, if somebody looks like they're having, but they have a basketball in their shirt, it's pretty obvious. But I'm just saying, let's say I'm pregnant and I want a beer. They can't serve you're pregnant.

I'm not pregnant. Prove I'm pregnant. Here's the stick. Yeah, no, you're going to make it back. M&P right now. Well, thank you for the call. Pat in Ohio, you would have said something? Oh, yeah, I definitely would have said something to the mom,

and I definitely would have said something to the restaurant. You know, they have the right to refuse service to anyone and that they can give any excuse. I have a personal friend whose wife drank during her pregnancy and now that child has learning disabilities and other health disabilities because of it. Are you sure it's from the drinking?

Yes, definitely sure. The doctors proved that was what the reason was for the child's disabilities. And you would say something. I just think you say something. You're just causing a fight and nothing changes.

Well, I mean, to me, I would cause the fight if it's going to protect that child's life. But you think she's not going to go drink somewhere else five minutes after? Well, that's the thing, you know, I mean, Lisa, I can put an effort to try, you know? I mean, God, if the woman's drinking in public, who knows what she's doing at home in private?

Follow her home, look in a window. Watch her all the time. No, listen, no one here thinks that that's okay, but to say something, it's just not your business. I think alcohol one is one that stands out to us a big time just because we're like, okay, yeah, we know that's bad. But Bobby brought up a good point about how if you see a woman maybe eating really bad things. one day, I mean, because if you eat really bad while you're pregnant, like really bad, really bad, you can get like gestational diabetes, which can transfer to your baby and cause lots of things when they're born. Seriously. I know. Even worse than alcohol. Yeah. I mean, and that could cause major weight issues and diabetic type issues or diabetes problems for your baby later when they're born. Brittany and Kansas? Yes. What do you think about this?

I was told when I was pregnant that I was able to consume a. small glass of wine with my pregnancies. Yeah. And I have five children. What about a keg of beer? No. Moderation and small consumption. And I mean, I believe that, you know, to each their own.

But, you know, I have five, like I said, I have five children, triplets being my last pregnancy, and they are all fine. Well, thank you for the call. I didn't want Hillary to feel bad because she didn't say anything. My point was I wouldn't have said anything either. It's not my business. It's her business. And who knows?

It could have been an O'Dul's. Oh, yeah. That's right. A non-alcoholic beer. I never even tried a non-a. So I'd never had a beer, right? Never had a drink. But that doesn't even sound appealing.

Yeah, don't do that because that's just bad taste. What's the use? No, there is no use. Beer smells terrible. I bet it tastes terrible at first. And so why would I want? the terrible taste without the awesome feeling that doesn't make sense. Right. Old Dules

is for people that really they used to like real beer. Is it? I don't know I'm asking. It's like going lifting weights but getting no muscle tone. Just for the fun of lifting the weights. Yeah, like my brother and my dad, like they try to stop drinking beer and they never do the non-acolic because it's just like there's really no point. They'll do sparkling water just to get the feel of like, ooh, it's in a can

and it's like something I can open, but never the non-alcoholic beer. There's no point in that because it's gross. It tastes gross. I don't know. I've never tried it. Bring in the O'Dules for Amy. If you drink a whole bunch, can you get drunk? No. So it has zero percent?

Oh. Because like, I mean, kombucha, you can drink a bunch of that. Sometimes I'm like, should I drive? I got a buzz on one time. I don't know. I don't know. I like that you're buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.

Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. I like a song from Rachel Womack. It's called Damage. Oh, love can... You know me, I'm a sucker for a ballad.

I'm a sucker for a love ballad. Like a sad love ballad. I mean, it's got all the ingredients for a perfect Bobby song. My name's Rachel Womack. What do you think? Love can do greatness. No. Love can do.

Love can do. Love can do. Love can do. some damage. It needs that low voice in the way. I don't think they hit this on the head. They should have brought me in for the duet. Let's see.

Let's see, let's see, let's see. Love can do. Love can do. Love can do some damage. There's something there. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I can hear it. Get it back in the studio.

Bobby Bung, come on. I'm going to play the grand Olaff return. tonight. I do believe it's my eighth time. That's awesome. Is that what we said this morning? It's so crazy. Yeah, I'm going to go do some comedy. I think I do 12 minutes. So it's a pretty significant amount of time at the opera. It's a Wednesday night show so you get a little more room. If I play on a Friday or Saturday, I think I get like eight minutes. So I'm going to play the operate tonight. Yeah, I'll just go and look some notes. I read a bunch of new jokes.

You test them out? I know. On a fresh crowd? A fresh crowd. That from all over the country? I know. They don't know me. I know. I only have so many spots, though. Good look, good look. What are you doing? I'm just hanging out with my kids. My husband and I, we've been busy both nights and had someone in town, so we're family night

tonight. Maybe we'll come watch you, but I think we might chill at home. You guys can come. I have two guest spots. Your husband's never been. No pressure. No pressure. We'll talk about it off there.

All right. You can have your people, call my people. All right, thank you guys. Have a wonderful Wednesday. We'll see you Thursday on the Bobby Bone Show. Thomas Red should be in tomorrow. Goodbye. The Bobby Bone Show.

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