The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Gets Parenting Advice + Eddie's Wife Gets Hit On + Crazy Scam Stories

Episode Date: December 22, 2017

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We get into the dumbest arguments on this show. For no reason off the air. Eddie and I are in a fight right now over the best Tim McGraw song in the last few years. Yeah. I say it's humble and kind. And Eddie thinks it's Diamond Rings and O Barclos. Oh, that's a jam.

Are you kidding me? I'm not saying they're both not jams, but that's just the argument we're in, and we're like fiercely competing to see who wins. Yeah. Humble and kind versus Diamond Rings. Amy? Humble and kind. Lunchbox?

Humble and kind. Sorry, Eddie. You lost, but... Not that that's not a good one. Let's say this. Turn it up, Ray. Oh, the door said, please, say, don't steal, no cheat, no lie. I know you got mountains to climb.

That's it right there, boys. All right, I have the five compliments men never get tired of hearing. And I don't do this for the dudes. I do this for the ladies out there. We have feelings and hearts, and we like to be complimented. We may act like we don't, but it makes us feel good. And so these are the five that men like the most. Ready?

Ready. Here we go. Hey, have you been working out? Dudes love that. Even if we haven't been, we love it because we're like, dang, we look good to you right now. That makes me feel good. So even though that's sort of just a question, y'all, that's a compliment. Yes, because you're inquiring because we're looking a different way.

Right. Got it. Like, whoa, have you been doing, you've been working out? I do that one in my house? Do you? Well, I'm like, have you been working your biceps? Oh, you go specific. I haven't do that with like Ray.

I do that with other dudes. Oh, look at you. Just because I know it makes people feel good. I'm like, dude, you've been hitting hard, huh? and you know it takes that compliment well as Ray or producer. He's like, yeah, I have. Actually. Yeah, it's raised it in a heart.

You ready? Yep. These are compliments. Number two. I told my friends how lucky I am to have you. Two things is being said in this compliment. One, I'm lucky to have you. You guys like to hear that even though we act like we don't.

Two, you're telling your friends. That's huge. That's a double compliment inside of one. So on the surface, you go, well, that's a weird one. But no, that's a two. That's like Bogo at Payless. I told my friends that I'm lucky to have you. I will say that so far, I mean,

females would like both of these compliments too. Okay, Amy, let's just keep it here. We're letting the guys kind of have our... Oh, yeah. Sorry. There we go. Not about the women all the time. Number three, I love how to determine you get when you set your mind to something.

And I'm going to tell you why guys like this one. Because we like to be known as people who are decisive. We like to be known as decision makers. We like to be known as someone who can get stuff done. So, you don't have to use those exact words, but it's like, man, when you put your mind to something, you do it. That's how we feel manly. Because it's like, yeah, we make our mind up, we go do it, makes me a man.

All right, that's number three. Number four, you ready? Yep. Compliments that men love to hear. I feel safe with you. Dang, think about that one. That means that I as a dude can take care of you. It's an ego boost, and they all are,

but that means you feel like I can take care of you. Now, I haven't heard that one a lot in my life. Mine's mostly like, if I get into a fight, I feel like you're going to run away. And they're pretty much right on. But that's a big one to a guy. If you say, listen, I feel safe with you, that's a good. But safe could mean so many other things,

not just from, like, physical, like a fight-type situation. safe. I'm just telling you what most guys feel and think. Because I think you can make a girl feel safe. You do? How? Yeah. Please tell me. Well, okay. I'm not into fighting anyway, so I'm okay that you would run and I'm sure whatever you date. I'm kind of kidding. I don't know that

would really run, but I see that you think I would now. Okay. Okay. Go ahead. You can make them feel safe in other ways just like secure Oh yeah, like I got you. You know, you, lecture bill, got you. Okay, well, not just monetarily, but sure, yeah.

I mean, you do. You could take care of them, like, in that way. But I just feel like you could, you have that capability in making them feel like they're okay and they're safe and secure. The five compliments men never get tired of hearing. Number one, you look sexy when you blank. It doesn't matter what it is. Men love to hear that.

And here, yes, and here's a thing too about men, we're dumb. we're easy. If you tell us we look sexy when we do something that you like us doing like the housework or cooking, we're gonna be like

dang, I should do more I should do more that, K-man. That's how it feels. We're stupid. Men are stupid. So if you go, dang, you look sexy

when you're folding laundry. All right, baby. Let me show you how I fold it like this. That's a good one. Yes, it's all a trick. Oh, see, I was saying you have things. It's all a trick with us guys. We're dumb.

K-man, go, I go, my phone clothes. You say I like phone clothes, I phone clothes, because I sexy. Men are dumb. That's all I'm saying. And that's how you get us right there. Five compliments. Thank you very much.

I appreciate Cosmopolitan magazine, a magazine that I read. They had a whole article on that. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. A nurse has returned to the hospital where she was treated as a child. Lauren Culley 22 spent a large part of her childhood at Ipswich Hospital. She was diagnosed with a congenital disorder, and she was there from two to basically seven years old. She's now returned to the hospital as a child's nurse to give others the same positive experiences that she had.

So five years as a kid, she went, the passion of hers, and now she's back doing it for the same kids. Love that. That's awesome. I see you. That was I see you. Bobby Bones Show. Remember the teacher at luncheon. Box's old high school

who called and was like nobody really talks about lunchbox oh yeah a poser teacher like I had like she knew she was talking about well she has a teacher

she wasn't a poser she wasn't a poser like she knows what's going on so she called and she was like nobody knows lunchbox he makes up all these stories like he's not talked about

in the hallways like he says he is like a legend yeah she's on the phone right now oh she's back oh good Chrissy yeah hi

thank you for calling back again is there something you'd like to say well I did want to tell lunchbox. Oh, you're cutting out. You want to tell lunchbox what? So I didn't.

Who knew him? And I had four kids that actually knew who he was. Wait, four? Four? Wow. Wow. Four. Okay, so four kids knew him. Okay, go ahead.

And then my yearbook class got really interested in it. They actually kind of thought I was a little bit of a celebrity for being on the radio. Just so you know. But they thought that was cool. Yeah. But they do want to do. do a story on lunchbox for this year's yearbook. How about that?

Boom, what do you know? That doesn't happen unless you're a big deal. That's what I'm talking about. This guy actually went to our school. Like, you didn't know it, but he went to our school. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like, most likely to succeed.

You know, they have that support, whatever that thing is called us. Yeah, but you're kind of getting in there because nobody, do you hear what you're saying? She's like, no one knows you went to the school there, so they want to cover it. You're going to highlight you because. No, no. It's like, well, it's like celebrities that went here. It's like, they're like, Yeah, it's like a look back.

What do you think it is? Chrissy, what is it, in your opinion? What is it what? Like, what's the approach on doing a story on lunchbox for the article? I think just trying to, you know, make him what he wants to be. Like, you know, his goal is to be famous at his high school. Never mind all the other accomplishments. He really seems to hang on to that high school thing.

So, you know, just trying to help him out a little bit, I think. It's like a gift. Educate the kids. He went to school there because they don't know. Oh, my gosh. You guys are missing the point. No. No.

They said, they don't know. Four kids knew. They asked the whole school. Four kids knew. In case you missed it. Yeah. No, it's like this. It's like celebrities are like us.

Like they shop at this store or they went to high school here. It's like a, it's like a wow, man. Look where they are now. Let me say this. Go ahead. Can I. So lunchbox is just fascinated with teen moms, right? Yeah, he is.

Okay. Well, if he does this story, he will actually get to, have a conversation with a celebrity because I was a teen mom. There you go. There's a teen mom. Hey, so we got to make this happen. I'm going to put you on hold, Chrissy, okay? And then we'll get your info and we get lunchbox that hooked up.

And then his kids at his school can finally know he went to school there. They know that. There's probably pictures of me right when you walk in the front entrance. Thank you for the call, Chrissy. Yeah, I go talk to her. Show. I'm bringing you the good news right now. All positivity.

That's our goal. There's so much sour stuff in the news. That's not while we're here. Why are we here, Amy? We're here to tell the good. That we're here to tell the good. Can I get it? Amen.

All right, thank you. Let's go. Tell me something good. How about this? Responding to a call about an elderly woman who hadn't eaten, police show up, check on her, then decide to cook her breakfast, and they hang out with her for like an hour.

Wow. And just talk. So they make sure she's good. She is good. He's like, well, you know what? I checked on your well-being. We're safe. How about I'm making some breakfast?

Let's watch some TV because she's been by herself for a long time. And that's an officer that is just going above and beyond. I love that. Amy, give me those songs. Tom Mitchell is a mechanic who works on school buses and sometimes fills in driving. And on one of his routes in Clarksville, Tennessee, he was taking a group of special needs students to school. And that's where he noticed that one wheelchair-bound child was struggling to get out of her house and onto the bus. So he decided to do something about it.

He built her a ramp. Wow. That's above and beyond. Can I get amen? Amen. Thank you. Much box. The mayor of Johnston, Iowa, always wants the community to give back, and she tries to raise money for the food pantry.

So every $10 donation, she runs miles. So far this year, she's had to. Really? Yes. So far this year, she's run over 300 miles because people keep donating to the food pantry. Wow. That's awesome. Can I get amen?

Amen. Man, that's a good news right there. See? Don't you feel better? Yes. Do you feel better? Yes. Thank you.

Can you amen? Amen. Thank you. Bap, bim. They say we check our phones 85 times a day. Over or under? Because I'm way over, man. There's 85.

I do it an hour, probably. Wow. 85 times a day, Amy? Yeah, I mean, I'm sure I do. That just seems like a lot. You just don't realize how many times you involuntarily check it. Over or under? I'm over.

Lunchbox? I would say, I'm not a big phone guy. I'll leave it there if it rings, but sometimes I'll use it just to text. Do you talk on your phone? Yeah, or if I get a text message, but besides that, I don't really check it.

Eddie, over under? Over. Yeah, I think I look at it way more than I think I do. Yeah. I think I might talk on the phone one time a day, maybe. I FaceTime probably seven.

I might talk one time a day. And he texts only if someone sends him something with a question mark. No, Amy will send me a statement and expect a response. Oh, no, you don't need a response. Hey, Eddie, I'm doing good today. It's cool. I got nothing to say.

But I don't text you that. I get that that's a statement, but sometimes I'll text something. And so what I do now is I just start adding question marks, even if it doesn't make sense. So I'm doing good today, question mark, question mark. I also now talk in emojis, which makes life much easier for me. Oh, boy. Even to end conversations. Yeah.

Because sometimes it's hard to end a text that's going back and forth. And you can tell when both of you want to end it, but you can't because you kind of get... I was talking with Jaron from Cadillac 3, the Cadillac 3. Yes. And we were going back and forth. And you could tell both of us want to stop texting each other, but there wasn't a natural out. So we both did the piece on emojis and that was it. So that's my new thing.

When I'm done, it's like piece on emoji. That means... Well, I like that better than when you just go, bye. Yeah, I hated the bye. Why? That's the name. No, because we would talk to or texted for two seconds and then you go, bye. I'm like, bye.

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Of course. But they think another few years, this thing will be available for public use. Oh, my goodness. Can you imagine? It'd be awesome. Can you imagine the knot traffic? Yeah.

Really? Can you imagine? There'll be different lanes, but upper and lower. Instead of just side to side. That's why buildings up instead of wide because you can build more. Wow. I already put one on order.

I'm going to get it in 2037. Yeah, I guess. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from San Antonio, Texas. A golf course had someone break into the clubhouse overnight and steal $4,000 worth of golf clubs.

They start looking at the security footage. Like, man, can't tell who that is. Oh, wait. Is he wearing his name tech? It was a guy that worked there. For God to take off his name tag. That was funny That's not good

Yeah And he had them for sale on Craigslist With his name and number Oh man Take off the name tag man No don't steal Well I know but I mean if you're gonna steal Take off your name tag

No don't steal I'm committed to not stealing Oh I'm lunchbox That's your bonehead story of the day Bobby Bones The Bobby Bones The Bobby Bones show We're gonna need some callers

To give us some advice here Amy was at Target yesterday And you see a kid just going crazy right screaming bloody murder. He wanted like a specific toy or something and the mom was like, no. I mean, that's not what we're here for. You're not going to get it.

And I feel like if she would have just gotten it, it kind of would have ended everything. I know. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying it was the right thing to do. But it was so loud. It was so loud. I was about to be like, look,

okay, I'm just going to go by. But obviously, yeah, as a parent, sometimes you just have to like stand firm and I know that my day is coming with that where I'm going to have to just be like, no, you cannot have that. And my child is going to be screaming. And I'm trying to run errands in public.

And it's going to be embarrassing. And I'm just going to have to move forward. Like, nothing's happening because I got to get out of there. And I don't know. How do parents do it? Like, what's some advice? Like, this woman, oh, my heart went out to her. Amy's at Target.

And she's his five-year-old. Boy, girl. Boy. Throwing a fit because the mom won't get him the toy. Mm-hmm. And so she's like, what do I do? Amy's got two kids coming. Diedra, please give us some advice.

So my advice on this is I have a two-year-old and you have to decide, do you want your child to kind of be a jerk in that moment and throw a fit? Or do you want to raise an adult that throws fits because they want people to give in to them? So it's short-term pain for long-term success. Isn't that all life is? Man, it's a lot of short-term pain. Sometimes long-term pain, though, I'll be honest with you. So that's what I think

You have to decide Because when you give in that one time Well then they know Hey If I throw the good off bed I can have it Yeah I feel like

I have to do that But lunchbox sometimes What? Yeah, what? What do you mean by that? Elaborate Because if I give them Something like that

Like every once in a while Like you have to curse a minute ago Yeah Now he's gonna think Now he's gonna think He'd do it all the time So true Because he wants to do it again

He's like Can I curse on all my jokes And I'm like no That was the thing You know? Oh, you're saying Yeah. Hey, Nicole in Richmond, Virginia.

Good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. What do you think about this? I give in, and I am not proud of it, but Walgreens, three-year-old, screaming, you know you have a cart full of stuff you have to get,

and you buy the Ninja Turtle beanie hat with the little pumping ears on the side that flap, and it makes it all go away. I'm not proud of it, but it's solved it. So what do you think Amy's going to do? Oh, God, I love Amy. That's a preface for something that's not a pleasant by the way. Go ahead.

I think at first she'll probably give in just because, you know, first time mom, and I think it's okay. Like, you know, you've got to figure out kind of the waters, and then you'll know as they get older, like, okay, they'll know when you say no, it's no. Like, we're not getting this. And that's it. But I think at first, yeah, there'll be sometimes she gives it, and that's okay.

Nicole, thank you for your call. I appreciate you. Thank you. Let's go over to Leslie and Florida. Leslie, thank you for calling. You have a five-year-old? I do. I have a five-year-old daughter.

And anytime we go to the store, especially Target, actually, that's her place. And she will ask for a toy, and I tell her no. And when she doesn't get her way, she just sits in the cart with a look on her face and her arms folded like a spoiled brat, which makes no sense because she has not ever been an entitled child. So I don't know where she gets it from, but she does not get her way. And she knows not to throw fit in public or I will take her outside and thank her butt. What's your advice to Amy, who's about to be a new mom? I would say if the child has done something good, like, you know, if you have a chore list or something,

get them the toy as a reward instead of money. But if they're throwing a fit just because they want something, that's not the way to act about it. They have to earn it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You've got to earn this. Amy's going to just give them all the toys all the money to keep it from crying. Nuh.

No, you think I have no backbone. That's what you're saying. To them, I think we'll see. It's going to be hard, Amy. TBD. TBD. Yeah, TBD. If you're first born, you're more successful.

just generally speaking is what it says dang it why? Because I was last born I was last born I was middle born so none of us are first born and we all work for the man

that was first born Oh Bobby you were first born Oh yeah There you go I know of course What do you mean here we got Another study that's right I'm reading

I didn't know Everybody fell into their So you were last born Of how many Amy Well with my parents I was last born of two But my dad has four kids total, so I have some half.

Your dad's toss around some numbers. Four kids. I mean marriages? Four. Four marriages. And now he's working on a girlfriend. They're not getting married. Very cool. Baller. They won't get married. But I mean, they won't get married. But I mean,

what do you mean they won't get married? They're not going to get married. Why? Because they're older. I don't think it's, it's just more of a companionship, if you will. And you don't think they'll get married? What if she's pregnant? She's like, she's. I don't know if she would. want me to say her age per se

because she's a young at heart, let me tell you. Over 70? She's over 80. Yeah? Wow. You never know. You're right. Technology nowadays. You never know.

So, okay. You have two older. You have an older brother and older sister. Yeah. And Eddie have an older brother. Right in the middle. Little sister. Dang.

Look at me. And what do you got, Bobby? Oh, I'm rolling the roots. Yeah, what do you have? I got a younger sister. Well, wait a minute. You want to go down the real family tree? Yes.

I got a half brother I don't know. I got a real sister I got two wait one step sister I got like five or six running around in some former fashion and I'm the oldest of all them and that half brother

does he look like you or? Yeah that's the one weird met him online like I don't know my biological father and so I was online I was like let me see here

I looked them up and I was like holy cowley doesn't look like me he was my real brother like half brother it was his kid from another woman I don't, I never met him. And then I was like tiny. So you look like your dad, your biological?

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Interesting. Creeping, creepily. Because I'll go look. So he has a Facebook page because sometimes he likes to fight with me on Facebook, which is weird because I don't know him. And so I go look at that Facebook page and I have before.

And I'm like, man, that looks just like me in like 20 years. That's crazy. It's crazy. But Eddie, he looks like your dad. I do. But your dad's around. Yeah. I mean, yeah, he's far away.

But yeah. Back in Texas. What did you say? Because at least he's around. I mean, he makes a good joke. No, no, it wasn't a joke. Like you see him. Yeah, I see my dad.

Yes. Oh. I remember Bobby being like, well, stalked my dad on Facebook and he's got all his hair, so that's good. Oh, yeah. He's looking at the positive. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Went all the way over the page and was like, let me see here.

And I was all like sad. I was like, there's a guy. Got other kids. He probably has more kids. I don't even know if he has any more. But I was like, well, bright side he has all his hair. All right. Yeah.

Anyway, oh, man. Here it looks good. Thank you. You're welcome. All right. Eddie got mad at his waiter. Have you guys heard the story yet? Of course Eddie got mad at someone in the service industry.

Lunchbox, you would be too. Okay, hold on. I forgot about the lunchbox. You mean that Eddie is like, yeah, Eddie has no... Chronically gets mad at servers. Yeah. Customer service is important to me. Eddie's our video producer.

Been married for 11 years. Yeah, 11 years. Two kids. Maybe 12. Oh, gosh, I've got to figure that out. What happened? So we're just sitting down to eat. We sit down.

The waiter comes up and he looks right at my wife. He's like a Latin guy. You know, he's got an accent. Aren't you a Latin guy? Yeah, yeah, but I don't talk like the way he did. He talked like this. And he looks at my wife and goes, good evening, my love. And gives her the menu.

Then he looks at all of us, me and my kids. He goes, good evening, guys. And I was like, what? Okay, no big deal. Whatever, right? We eat. We were waiting for our food. Our food comes.

She gets her chival. chicken. It's in the shape of a heart. I'm not kidding. Chicken breast can be, though. Yeah, so he split it perfectly where it looked like a heart like this bones. And I finally tell my wife, I throw my force. That's it. Do you notice, do you realize he's like, she's like, oh, totally.

Is he totally hitting on me? I'm like, yes, he's hitting on you. He called you my love. He gives you the chicken in the shape of a heart. You realize he just wants a tip. Yeah, that's all he's doing. You want a tip? Don't hit on my wife.

Yeah. I'm paying, obviously. Is that what you wrote on your receipt? No. Tip. Lay off my wife. You're ridiculous. You're ridiculous.

Again, let me just play server's advocate. Go ahead. Okay, yeah. As a server myself for many years. If a wife comes in with a husband and kids, I know she's off limits. So I'm going to play to her. That's who you play to. You do?

Of course. How about the kids? How about like, hey, little guys? What are you all going to eat? Like, no, you go straight to the wife and be like, my love, nice shirt you have there. Like, get out of here. Did he talk about our clothes?

No, he just said, my love. Okay, now you're adding to it. Yes, of course, but he's quite adding to it anyway. And now he's like Russian or something. I have a picture of the chicken. If he dies, he dies. No, he's running. Yeah, Rocky for.

And he's not the cook. He's the server. Like, maybe the cook is into her. You don't think he went to the cook and be like, can you make that in the shape of a heart? No, Eddie. My love. The server's got to play to somebody.

And there's no risk in flirting with a wife. wife with the husband and two kids. There is risk if he flirts with you. There's risk. Not with her. Okay. Lunchbox. And you got to be like, yeah. And she's coming home with me. Yeah. She's coming home with daddy. You got to be proud of that. Like my wife is hot. People are, even if he is into her, who cares? Be like, I'm glad he recognized she's a haughty. Extra tip. I wouldn't say it in lunchbox's words like haughty and daddy, but he is on to something. It should make you feel as the husband like, oh, wow. Why are you so threatened by service industry people all the time?

It's not, like customer service, you're always like angry with them. You want good service, you have to complain sometimes. Did you complain? Nope. How much did you tip him? What percentage? Normal 20%. Oh.

No way. I did. I'm saying no way that's normal for you. Oh, 20%? Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bobby.

You bite your fingernails? No. Yeah, I do. And I can hang nails. Crazy. Then I rip them out. And they bleed. Gross. And I'm not gross. But is it, okay. I find it weird. You bite your fingernails because you're germ-do.

I always watch my hands before I do, though. Oh, you prep? I do. I prep biting. Okay, talk for me to bite my fingernails. I'm going to go sanitize. Is that weird? Because I scrub as much as I can before I bought my fingernails. Now that I know you scrub, I guess it's not weird. Nope. But, but I just don't get people that bite. Like, my husband will bite his nail. I don't get it. Like, like, why would you want to bite your nail? I know it's a nerve. I don't know. It's like a habit thing.

It's a nerve anxiety thing. Lunchbox clips his toenails. I know. Just because he's a people clip their toenails, but then he sets them aside and then eats them. They're protein. They're not. They're not.

They're hair. Yes, hair. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's not hair, you fools. Okay. Who's the doctor here? There's not all of us.

Exactly. So you guys don't know. Well, then what are nails. He got us. He got us. You should Google that, though. All right. Morning, Corny.

The morning corny. What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? What do the boy pickle say to the girl pickle? You mean a great dill to me. That was the morning corny. Think about it. When you're on a date, like say a guy and a girl out on a date and they order sandwiches and there's pickles or something. As a guy, you could tell your girl date that joke.

And she'll be like, oh, M.G, you're so cute. I don't want to date you. If she says OMG back, I'm like, I'm dating somebody way too young for me. Or I'm lunchbox, your computer's on fire over there. You look at something up. Well, I thought she was going to say, what's the deal? That's what the joke. I thought he was going to say, I looked it up and fingernails her hair.

Yeah. Oh, oh, toe nails. Oh, no, no, no, my. He's so good. Your favorite Christmas song. You got to pick one. Amy, your favorite Christmas song. Mariah Carey, all I want for Christmas is you.

Yeah. Man, that does make it feel like Christmas. Just hearing that. Okay, what's yours? From the Santa Claus and from Home Alone. Oh, yeah. The drifters, white Christmas. Yeah, bodo, butto.

Good one. I always like this one. I like the one. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. Just like the one. Man, that's the jam. It is a jam. And I like, when it gets a high.

It's good. This is my favorite part here coming up. Take a high. Man, that's a good one. Eddie. Oh, I'm the same thing, white Christmas, but Bing Crosby version, 1940. No, no, no.

Take me all right. World War II right here. All right, everybody. All you guys. fighting the good fights. This is for you. Come back home safely. Hit it, Bing.

Do the fire crackling. Like, Frosty beer. He's trying to convince us. Do you hear you're selling it? Dude, I'm playing this in my mind. It's good, but I'm a little like, oh.

Put out the milk and turkey. You guys want a crazy house party? Like, it's Christmas. That's how I do it. I go hard. Lunchbox? Santa Claus is coming to town. Jackson 5.

Hit it. Wow This is kind of out of nowhere a good one Okay Okay Okay Okay Morgan number two

Do you have one You're like 12 What is yours Is it like It's a Nile Horan One direction Actually Go ahead

Morgan number two 24 I know it's a drummer Boy by pentatonic A little drum Which drummer boy The big one or little one? Little one

Little drum one Little drum one For the win They told me They do some cool stuff Yeah Newborn king to see Barra bum

We can do that though Amy hit me with something Give me a little white Christmas Okay Do I do the beat? Whatever you want, you just started Okay P

I'm Dreaming Of wine Christmas Just like the ones I used to know The same Yeah, the same Yeah, okay, so what I'm gonna do

This game's tough I just give you a word And you have to be able to sing a line A famous line of a song with the word Okay, and you have like, you know, five to seven seconds To figure out the song. Are you ready? No.

You'll go first. Okay. Your word is, and you have, again, five seconds, seven seconds. Okay. Your word is a green. Now, I need you to sing a song with it. Take you for a ride on a big green tractor,

make it go slow, make it go faster. There is. Good job, Amy. Good job, Amy. Welcome to the game. Wait for the cue. Okay. We're figuring out the game as we go here.

Okay. All right. Lunchbox, you're up. Yeah. Your word is truck. Think about that. Okay. What song can you sing with the?

word truck in it. And three, two, oh, truck, yeah! Trump, yeah! I'll accept that. Yeah, I'll accept that. I was waiting for his cue. He said three, two, and then he didn't say one. Then I turned the music down. All right? Okay. Eddie, ready? Let's go. Your word to sing a song with is dance. Life's a dance. Wait for your cue. You just scolded him. Yes. Okay, you've been one.

warned. Yellow card. Just like the U.S. were getting the World Cup. I'm not talking. Win for my cue. All right. Eddie, go ahead. Life's a dance. You learn as you go. Sometimes you lead. Sometimes you follow. Everybody. There it is.

Now it's getting heated. We got to have some uniform here. Wait until your cue. Come on, Eddie. You're almost out of the game. Goodness. You've been warned, Eddie. Yes. Yellow card. Got it. Yellow card? Yeah. Because if it was missed, like the U.S. will not be getting in the World Cup. Oh.

Oh, how to bring that up. That's dumb, huh? Gosh. Amy, your word is boy. B-O-I-boy. And go. You got the boy, and I got the man. Oh, Jana Kramer.

Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever that song was. Love that song? You got the boy, I think. And I got the man. I think it's I got the boy, you got the man.

No, she's saying I got the man. No. Lunchbox is going to be right. No. Because it's like, I got the boy and you got the man. You got the man. Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, what?

You've been eliminated. Oh, my goodness. It's called I Got the Boy is the name of the song. Lunchbox beat Amy in a music. Unbelievable. He challenged her in one. Wow. Man, no, yeah.

All right, Amy, you're eliminated. Lunchbox, are you ready? Hold on her. I'm ready. I need you to sing a song with the word heart in it, okay? I need you to sing a song. With the word heart in it. Think about it.

Heart. All right, go ahead. My heart will go on. Bad melody, but I'll accept it. Selangy on the heart will go on. I'll accept that. I'll accept that. Eddie.

Come on. Your song is kiss. Now, like a smooch, like a kiss, all right? Your song is kiss. Can you sing a song with the word kiss in it? And go. Kiss me. the mouth beer and barley

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah It's funny you'd think It's beer and barley It's not

It's bearded barley That was beer Oats barley He got the context Of his word right Okay Just checking Yeah Amy

I said boy Don't hate the player Amy you have a warning Off the film That's the coach warning You're gonna be sick In the locker room Yeah

I don't care Okay What do? Lunchbox Yeah I do Your word is boots, okay, boots. You have five seconds, boots. It has to be plural.

Boots. Okay, okay. And go. I got dirt on my boots. It's your party. I don't know how to do. Dirt on the boots. You know?

Dirt on my boots. I accept it. I got a little dirt on my boots. Okay, okay, I accept, I accept it. I didn't know if boot scoot and buggy would have been, because it doesn't say boots. Okay, Eddie. Like how you just ignored it.

Your word is burn. Burn. Burn. You have five seconds. You have a song with the word burn in it. All right, go ahead. And it burn, burn, burn, burn. Ring a fire.

That ring of fire. All right, lunchbox. Yeah. Your word is, girl. You have five seconds. Take Tommy Thompson. You've been warned because you didn't take a five seconds. You said go.

You said go. And go. Take Tommy Thompson. Take my best. best friend, Bo. Don't take the girl as long as she don't go. I mean, you're just butchering these songs. What was the word? Girl.

Girl. Good job. I had to get to don't take the girl part. Eddie, your word is broke. B-R-O-K-E. You have five seconds to sing the word broke. Broke. All right, Eddie, go ahead.

All right, here we go. Yep. I'm broke. Like a spoke. Yeah. Oh, I'm doing it. This guy. I feel like I was.

You're now limited The next game What? Yeah Red card Red card! Red card! Okay!

Bobbybones.com Woman goes to Target buys an awesome vacuum cleaner. She's been saving up 300 box for this vacuum. She took the box home, opened it up, it's time for the vacuum.

It was a box with dirty towels, rocks, and a can of chili. I mean, come on. The Target representatives at the stores looking into how the vacuum ended up replaced

with a decoy box. I know. I mean, I have a guess. Well, someone got the vacuum, took it home, stuffed it full of stuff, returned it, got their money back for the quote-unquote vacuum. And then this poor woman bought it off the shelf. Bingo. The problem is that the person working at Target on the return didn't look in the box. Yeah, and you should always inspect a box.

Always look in the box. That's a good one. See, I thought someone that worked in the warehouse stole the vacuum. Another theory. Oh. Good, that's good. Mike, sorry. Again, we don't know.

We just know she was scammed. Imagine you're so excited about it. You open it up. It's like, wait, why are they chilly in towels and rocks? Hey, Dave in Nashville. Bobby. Hey, Dave. How you're doing this morning?

Good, man. What do you want to say? Well, I was scammed big time. I was 16 years old, sold my first car on Craigslist. Well, I thought I was selling it. And the guy sent me a check for $5,000 more. more than what I was asking for because he wanted to ship it out of the country to his son. And sure enough, he sent me the check.

I deposited it, and it almost looked like it cleared it first. And someone came and took my car, and by the time that car was gone, that check bounced. I froze my accounts for almost two months, and I never saw my car again. Oh, no. Yeah. Man, that sucks for you. Oh, man. I don't like that story.

I'm sorry about that, Dave. Hey, I appreciate the sympathy. I appreciate you. Wow. Hey, Lori in Canyon Lake, Texas. Good morning. Good morning. How did you get scammed?

My husband and I had sold our house, and we were so excited because we had some extra money. It was our very first house. And I had wanted a digital, one of the DSLR cameras and went to one of the big box wholesale places. It spent about $900, got home with it, and the boxes were empty. They had old manuals in it. I mean, somebody had taken everything out and just returned empty boxes, and they sold me empty boxes. Okay, so you go back with the empty box. I don't think I would believe you if I was at the store.

Yeah, that's what I was worried about. And I was literally in tears thinking, you know, here we are young. I bought this camera. There's no way they're going to take it back. They did believe me. I did call it. Wow. They did take it back.

But, yeah, I thought for sure they'd say, you know, hey, you're the one that took it out, not, you know, it wasn't, we didn't sell it to you that way. I mean, the seal was on the box and everything. Wow. Not disappointing something you've been waiting for, and it's like, boop, nothing there. Thank you for the call. Appreciate you. This woman goes to Target buys the vacuum cleaner of her dreams.

$300. She gets home open to box, it's rags, a can of chili, and some rocks. So somebody got her. And so we're like, hey, you've been scammed? Austin and Auburn, Alabama. What's happening? Hey, Bobby, what's up? Man, we're doing this show.

I appreciate you calling and sharing a story with us. What do you have? When I was younger, my mom, she bought us with Brian tickets for Christmas. We get there, they take us to our seats. We get there, and there's already people sitting there. Like, hey, these are our seats, and then security gets involved. That three people has already done tried using the tickets for these seats. And these people are already here, and they just gave the seats to them after we done.

and spent lots money because they were backstage passed. So did someone copy them and sell you guys copies? They did. Oh, my goodness. So how did they handle it? They ended up saying since they were here first. They gave the siege tickets. You had to buy more tickets?

Yeah, we had to buy new tickets. Oh, my goodness. That's not good? Oh. Dang. Sucks for... Oh, no. Thanks, dude, for that call.

Appreciate that. Appreciate you. Denise and Verbal. Virginia. How'd you get scammed? So I was getting married, and my mom and I were planning our wedding, and we hired this girl to do the cake, and we gave her a $500 deposit, and we had several meetings where we designed this gorgeous cake and everything. And then a month before the wedding, suddenly she was not returning our calls, and come to find out she had taken our money and moved back to England. Then she took the deposit and ran?

Wow. Yeah. Yeah, she left that country. Holy cow. You bought her plane ticket back. She was looking for one person to put a deposit on a cake so she could get out of town. Exactly. And so you were just S-O-L?

Yeah, and then my friend's father stepped up and said, well, I'll make a cake. And it was a cute cake and everything, but it was not the cake that. Yeah. That was $500. Aw. Hey, Denise, that's cute. I appreciate you. It's a good story now.

I appreciate you. Have a good day, Denise. Thank you for calling. Thanks for all the calls. Dang. Do we know anybody named any of these four names? Do we know anybody named these four names? Blanche?

I don't know Blanch's. Myrtle. No Myrtle. They're all fictional. Blanche, golden girls, mordle-v turtle. You know, they're all, but not real. Right, right. Olga.

I know an Olga. You do? You do? Yeah. Olga compost. That's right. You also do. Thank you.

Yeah. And Rhonda. I know Ronda. You do? Yeah, but she's older. Yeah. I know Ronda, but I'm always asking for help, and the thing is, she never gives it to me. Help me, Rhonda.

Help me. I had no idea. I was like, what are you talking about? I was like, I got you, I got you. I got it, too. I didn't get it. I did, but I was. Help me, Rhonda, yeah, get her out of my heart.

There you go. Yeah. For boys, these are the names that are not naming boys anymore. Dick. But isn't that Richard? Or I can just be Dick. My name is Bobby. It's not Robert.

My real name is Bobby. And if your name's Dick, well, that sucks. You're gone. Homer? I do not know a Homer. I have a cousin named Homer. You do? Yep.

Is he airport Homer? No, that's Bethel. Oh. Rudolph and Willard. Don't know those guys. No. Yeah. Of all those.

Okay. Pick, get a name, Amy. You have to pick your daughter, and you have the name or something. Either Blanche, Myrtle, Olga, or Rhonda. Mertel. Really? Yeah. I'd probably go Olga. I don't go Olga.

Okay. Would you go, Dick? Why are you saying that with such emphasis? He's just reading the names, Amy. Rudolph or Willard? Willard? No. Rudolph.

I call him Rudy. I do a dick. Yeah? Yeah. And then what do you call him? Dick. Hey, Dick! Come here.

Then everybody comes? What? Dick. Stop. Y'all are so... No, it does. The paper. Stop.

Y'all are so mature. I was going to say, they're so mature. Thank you. So there's this whole story from Business Insider about successful people and the things that they do and what they have in common. They talk to all these successful people. They're like, hey, you know, list your things

that you dedicate your energy to. And so here you go. When they have free time, they all do that. First of all, what are you guys doing your free time? I got it. Go ahead, launch a walk. Nap. Nap.

Okay. Got to be rested to be successful. What are you doing your free time, Amy? I like to walk with my husband. I mean, I have other things on. I didn't laugh. I didn't laugh. Free time.

That's cool. Eddie, what are you doing your free time? Go outside. Something outside. Park. Anything. The number one thing that really successful people do is reflect. They keep adjourned.

They write. I've tried that. It doesn't say much. What am I going to reflect on? Yeah, like, when I've got on trips, like, you know, they feel like I'm going to have this deep discovery. Like, I went to Kenya for two weeks, and I took a journal. A week in, I had, like.

Doodles? Yeah. Just like, I was drawing. Number two is napping. Yeah. Oh, good one. Rest and creativity. Walking is a three.

What? That's me. Reading. and then experimentation. Er? Oh. Dang, that's none of us. What do you mean?

I experiment. Like how? What? With different activities? I don't think that's what it means. What does it mean? I think it's trying out your thing. Being okay with failure.

And I read too, so I'm good. I read the internet. You read books as well. I read the internet. I read Instagram. Get your bones on. Bobby Pond's show. are going home, but thank you for listening.

You can catch up on everything. Just search Bobby Bones show on demand on IHartRadio. Search Bobby Bone Show on iTunes. You can listen to the whole thing. Listen to the Bobbycast, a show I do from my house. Just search that too. All that. Thanks for being here.

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