The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Got Mad At Her Husband + Lunchbox Gives Bobby A Gift
Episode Date: October 17, 2018Amy’s husband did something she didn’t approve of. Lunchbox gave Bobby a gift that’ll help solve a problem he’s been having. Also, Amy found out her daughter is doing another kid’s homework.... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Wednesday show.
I got my...
I don't know if this is considered a coffee or not, but I do drink coffee now.
bit since I've been doing that TV show and doing this radio show, but I'm drinking my dirty
chai latte.
I've up my espresso game to three shots of espresso.
Wow.
So, but is this considered a coffee?
What, Amy?
That's a lot.
I know it's a lot.
I'm so just run right now, you know?
Just run.
It's it.
Radio.
Dancing.
A little bit of sleep, a little bit eating, and then airplanes, airplanes, airplanes.
So I'm using a lot of these caffeine drinks to keep me going a little bit.
But is three shots?
What?
You're calling it a caffeine drink.
It's coffee.
But my question was, my question is it's a dirty chai.
It's a tea with espresso in it.
Is this considered a coffee or no?
Yeah, because I consider espresso to be coffee.
So it's a tea coffee.
It's a high room.
Coffee tea.
It's a high room.
Okay.
Well, that's why I'm doing.
And let me say, good morning.
Everybody else.
More studio!
Morning!
Yes, yes, yes.
Amy, how are you?
Doing good.
How about you?
I'm good.
Lunchbox.
I hear that is your father-in-law came out to watch you play soccer?
Yeah, he came to watch him.
First time ever he's seen me play some rec soccer.
Lunchbox is 37.
Yeah, 37 years old.
He plays rec soccer.
Is it co-ed?
Co-ed.
Are you still dominant?
In my head, I am.
But have you lost a step with your age?
Probably, yes.
So he comes out to watch you for the first time, and does your wife come to?
Yes.
The whole family.
Whole family.
Are you feeling a little pressure since even, hey, listen, it's co-ed, but it's still what you do?
It's still what I do, and I've been playing for what?
32 years.
So I'm like, okay, I have to impress these people because my father-in-law's never seen me play.
He played college baseball, so I want to show him that I have some athletic ability in me
and that I am good at this game I put so much time into.
And let me tell you, after the game, I'm thinking, all right, I didn't score any goals,
but I thought I played pretty well.
And he goes, yeah, I'm not that impressed.
He said, you did hustle a lot, though.
You have some good hustle, but I thought your skill, your skill, your skill,
level would be a little bit better for playing so long.
And I was like, oh, okay, thanks.
How'd you feel?
I felt, I mean, I was like, dang.
I guess I'm not as athletic as I thought I was.
I thought I was going to go out there and he was going to be like, wow, this dude's good at soccer.
But he was, he just wasn't that impressed.
Do you think you played better than he gave you credit for him?
Yeah, maybe he doesn't understand the game.
Oh, I think that's what is.
Or he just wants to be hard on me so I get better, you know, I keep practicing.
I didn't think about that right there
I don't know
It was tough
It was a lot of pressure
It's probably his fault, right?
Yeah
I heard that
His eyes are probably not as good
Oh, that's probably what it is
He's also getting older
That's it
Maybe he didn't wear glasses
Well, welcome to the show
Amy, do you feel anything's hurting
With age
With you?
Well, my knees, my back
My shoulder
Yeah
All?
Yeah, like all things
A lot of times I wake up
And it's just
I'm a little more stiff
than I was
The year before
Like my bones are sore
from a couple nights ago jumping off all that stuff
on dancing with stars.
I'm sore.
Not sore like muscle, like lactic acid.
Sore like, yeah, you're 38 sore.
You shouldn't be jumping off things at high.
I'm sore.
We're getting older, man. Time marches on.
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Got a lot of nicknames.
Some of those nicknames are not good, but this one I like.
Oh, yeah.
Country Music's youngest history.
Yeah, thank you.
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On this day in country music.
On this day, 60 years ago, 1958, Alan Jackson was born.
Happy birthday to Alan Jackson.
Alan has sold nearly 80 million albums worldwide.
You have 35 number one.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Obviously.
Come on.
Come on.
This is like one of the songs of my childhood.
If you had to make the 25 songs that remind you of being a kid, this is one of them for me.
By the way, five o'clock somewhere's is number one of the,
one radio song ever oddly chattahoochie number two and number three any guesses amy i would
have been number one for sure yeah number one was this
number two is chattahoochie yeah way downy under on the chattie what do you think number three is
i need a hint it's a massive one when i play you're going to go oh classic allen jack
Got Eddie, do you know it?
Yeah.
What is it?
Don't rock the jukebox.
Yeah.
There you go.
Don't rock the jukebox.
Classic.
Yeah.
I want to hear some Jones.
My heart ain't ready.
On the rolling stone.
I don't feel like rocking since my baby's gone.
Come on, bounce.
Don't rock the jukebox.
Play me a country song.
Yeah.
I'd still put Chattahoochee up there, though, before this one.
Well, yeah, I mean, this is data.
Yeah, you can't argue with data.
You know, I'd give them $85 million sold.
No, no, that's not how it works.
He's got 80.
But my favorite Alan Jackson song is probably, I love Mercury Blues.
And I know that's not all the time popular with everyone.
Going buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road.
If you had money, what would you do?
Well, listen here.
If I had money, I tell you what to do?
I go downtown buy a mercury or two
I'm crazy about a mercury
Come on
Yeah I'm crazy about a mercury
Come on boats
I'm gonna buy me a mercury
And cruises up and down the road
Yeah
That's good
What about a little bitty?
Oh that's a good one
That's not my favorite one
I think that was so good
That's a good one
Amy go ahead
I have mine
It's living on love
Oh that's a good on Amy
Living on love
Buying on time
Without somebody
Nothing ain't worth a dime
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
I really want to join them when you guys sing.
Why?
But I don't want to ruin it.
Do you know them, though?
Yeah, I knew that one.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, Alan Jackson, well, we're turning to karaoke hour.
Alan Jackson, 60 years old today, always been really kind to me.
Really tall, quiet, awesome to me, but it's always been really, really nice.
There you go.
Happy birthday.
Amy, your daughter is doing other kids' homework at school?
Well, yeah.
It's her way.
It's just one girl that was sort of picking on her and they were not getting along.
In fact, like, teachers had gotten involved.
My husband even went up to the school and was like, okay, who's the girl?
We need to handle this.
And then while they're in the hall, our daughter pointed to the girl who she was.
And she's like, bigger than me.
And my daughter's like tiny.
So my husband was like, oh, shoot.
I do her homework too.
He's like, yeah, yeah.
Let's not.
We need to not mess with her, but he wanted to make sure the school was handling it.
Well, then a few days went by and our daughter came.
home and we were talking to her about it and we were like Stashera how's it going with that one girl
and she's like things are cool now I do her homework I was like okay great sounds like you're
still getting taken advantage of but keep on keeping on and then it made me think I was like
man if you're going to do it you need to do like Uncle Bobby did and charge people yeah that's what
I used to do for sure but um your daughter's 11 right yeah in the school they go to it's a lot of kids
from other countries?
Well, there's a program within the school, yes.
But this girl is not in that program.
Oh, really?
Yeah, no.
She's legit, like, it's a situation.
And, but, yeah, I like the way she handled it.
Like, she's like, okay, I'm going to, I can take this and flip it my way.
And guess what?
I'm going to start doing your homework.
And then now we're not going to have an issue.
But it's like, who would have an issue with my daughter anyways?
Like, she's not someone that's confrontational.
She barely speaks the language.
Here's what that turns into, though.
That turns into, okay, you did my homework for this one thing.
I need you to do my homework for these three things now.
Or I need you to do this.
Did you carry my books?
That one thing turns into seven things.
I hate that for her.
I mean, that's bullying.
Yeah, I know.
We're working on it, and it's definitely a thing.
But it just made me think about how you used to do everybody's homework and charge them a dollar.
Well, listen, I was broke.
I was trying to get lunch money.
It was a business for me.
I would do everyone's homework.
And I think why I got to be so good in school.
Part of the reason was because I would do kids homework three grades above me.
And I would learn how to do that because I would have to.
And I would have, I'd go home, make $7 a night doing seven different people's homework.
And some of the stuff, I'd be in seventh grade.
I was doing 10th grade as homework.
And I was like, I have no idea how to do this.
But, well, let me lower my head and try to figure it out.
And this is before, like, Internet.
I mean, we're that old, folks.
I'm 38.
So I was grabbing encyclopedias and dictionaries.
And my friend Scotty next door was a couple of grades old.
I'd grab his math books and I would figure it out.
And I do think that one, I was able to, you know, buy school clothes and eat lunch and stuff because
of that money, but, too, it made me a better student.
Not saying that's going to happen to your daughter.
I don't like what's happening to your daughter.
I don't like that's straight bullying.
No, I don't think it's going to become a thing like where she's going to start doing other
people's homework.
But it just made me think about how it could be a side hustle if she gets into it.
But no, yeah, we do not with this girl.
You don't want the girl taking advantage of her.
You don't want this girl taking advantage of her.
And yeah, I got to, you got to see this girl.
I don't know.
She may be a few years older than the grade she's supposed to be in.
You know?
Yeah.
I don't know.
So what do you do?
Do you go to her parents?
No, it hasn't come to that yet.
But my husband did go speak to the office.
Yeah.
And your daughter's still at the age where that's not embarrassing to her yet.
If she were 13 or 14.
Yeah.
She actually thought it was super cool.
I think she bonded with, you know, dad.
over it because I think she thought it was super cool
that he's like, what? Okay, I'm taking
you to school, we're going to see what's up. So he drove
her to school, he went in, talked to
people, saw her, tried to figure
it out, and I think she really appreciated
that, because we're still trying to bond.
And I think she liked that, wow, okay,
this guy, this guy, that's not
my dad, her dad, he really does care about me.
This guy.
This guy.
There we go.
The latest from that.
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Luke Brian, Sam Hunt, and Jason Aldeen were announced as the
Headliners for Stagecoach 2019.
Yeah, that's a good one. We've played that before.
Eddie and my band have played stagecoach. It's far out there.
It's in California. Indio, California.
It takes a while to get to, but once you get out there, you're just there, and it's awesome.
It's beautiful.
It is. It's a good festival. If you're in California and you ever want to go to a music festival,
that's the one to go. I guess people travel to festivals, huh?
I don't have that in me.
If that festival is not 15 minutes away or that show, what else, Morgan number two?
Walker Hayes shared one of his life goals.
he wants to be on the cover of men's health magazine.
Oh, he can too because Walker's jacked.
Like, that dude hits it hard, good-looking dude.
He's a guy, extra muscles to pass around.
So my friend was once on the cover of men's health,
and they cut his head off and put his head on the body of a bigger dude.
No.
Uh-huh.
And he was like, wait, what?
That's not my body.
But, yeah, anything else, Morgan Number 2?
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There you have it.
I'm Morgan number two.
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It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Damn it's something good.
It's always good to see rivals come together to help out other people.
They started Operation Barbecue Relief.
Will Cleaver and Stan Hayes are their competitive barbecue people.
They go to these competitions and they have a big rivalry.
Well, when hurricanes hit, they combine their barbecuing.
They go down and they serve meals.
So they've been down in Florida and they've given out over a thousand meals.
And they said they're going to stay there as long as they can.
Cooking barbecue for the people.
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
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That's a great story, lunchbox.
And as I say, that's what's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good
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This story comes to us from Ohio
A 68-year-old man
Had problems with people trespassing
On his property
So he set up a booby trap
Had a shotgun pointed at the back door
Wait, what?
Okay
So if someone comes in, it shoots him
Yeah
Well, he went out to feed some squirrels
Forgot about the booby trap
Steped on it
Boom!
shot right in the alarm.
It's amazing that you would put a shotgun, though, as a boob, maybe like a net or an alarm.
Yeah, or dynamite.
Or even, like my friend Kevin did, he swung some paint cans down.
Oh, right.
Some guys are rob in his house.
That's right.
Kevin McAllister?
Yeah.
But he went full shotgun.
I wonder he worked the trigger.
He had to have a string on the trigger.
And then he forgot.
How do you forget there's a gun pointing at the door?
I mean, said or not, I would.
never walk through that door if there was a gun pointing toward it.
But he's okay, right?
Yeah, you had to go to the hospital and have surgery on his arm, but...
But other than that, hey.
The booby trap works.
It does.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
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Lunchbox got me a gift, apparently, which is really nice.
And when you do it, it's often super thought out.
Yes.
Not often do you do it, but when you do, it always means something.
So what is this here?
Right.
And everybody always gets yourself on your birthday.
I mean, you expect presents on your birthday, but I get you presents just randomly throughout the year.
All right.
Here we go.
He's taking his headphones off.
Yeah.
He's bending down under the table.
Oh, man.
It's heavy.
Oh, boy.
He's using his legs and not his bag.
Wow, what is that?
Whoa.
It's in a big red bag.
Yeah.
He's handing me a big, it looks like a Target bag.
Yeah.
This is like celebrating your success, and it's going to help you with a problem you're having.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, you've been having a lot of success.
Dancing with a Star.
is number one bestseller again
and this is going to help you.
Okay, lunchboxes.
With a problem you're having.
Giving me a gift.
Pull it out.
What is this?
It's a deluxe
Universal Wheel
Chocolate.
It's like when you
park in a bad spot
and the cops puts on your...
Is that a boot?
Basically, it's a boot.
What?
You're going to boot people?
Wait, what is...
Yes, you have your own parking
spot.
We're still having problems
with people parking in your spot.
There is the solution,
boys and girls.
You want to mess with Bobby.
You get
the boot. I didn't know you can just buy one of those at the store. Absolutely. And so now
if someone in the office parks there, it's $50 to get it off their tire. Oh, so now I charge
them. Yes, we put it on their tire. 50 bucks. They can have their car back. I tell you what,
that scares me that you can just buy that. Why would you not buy them? Just put on people's cars
jokes. But two, I'm going to make you president of the parking spot. Yeah! Look at that I'm the
president!
Shut up!
Yeah!
Here's what we're going to do, lunchbox.
Anybody you boot that's in my spot, you get half the money.
All right?
Oh, my goodness.
This is so dangerous.
Who, boy.
People better watch out.
What, Amy, go ahead?
Except for me.
Except for Amy, who can park there when I've said it was okay.
I don't know.
President may have a problem with that.
You got to run to the President, Amy.
Wow.
How much that cost?
I was about 50 bucks.
So if we do it once it, we're back even.
Yes, we're back.
back even. But this sends a message
that we are for real.
It does send a message. A strong message.
Okay, this is a trimax
chalk it and lock
it. Deluxe
Universal Wheel Chalk lock. Heavy gauge, rugged.
You can boot trailers, cars, trucks,
boats, motorcycles, construction of farm equipment.
Let's just go do construction of farm equipment.
Just drive around.
Oh, my. Thank you for the gift.
As always, it's very kind of.
Very thoughtful. See? I go deep.
Okay.
Do you?
Yeah, I don't do superficial.
Oh, okay.
You do go deep.
No doubt about that.
My favorite song on the radio right now is this song from Brett Eldridge.
I love that song.
That's A1 for me right now on the radio.
Yeah, my favorite.
Here's the top five songs in country music right now.
Number five, hang on.
Hanging On from Chris Young.
Yeah, I'm hanging on, hanging on to everywhere.
Number four, break up in the end from Cole Swindell.
Even though we break up.
I'm going to tell you, this song, for some reason, I've really started to feel lately.
Not even, like, the message, but, like, actually feeling the songwriting of it.
The first 5,000 times, it's like, it's a good song.
But then I was explaining it because we were trying, we have country night coming up on Dancing with Stars.
and I'm trying to get one of my friends
to come in and sing.
I don't want to say who it is
in case they can't.
That's awesome.
And I was thinking about this song
and it doesn't match
the dance that we're doing
because your dance
the song kind of has to match.
And I was like, you know,
Cole Swindale has a song called
Breakup in the end.
I was playing it for people.
And I said the message is
you do the whole thing again
because it was so awesome
even though you break up in the end.
Like it was worth it to you.
And as I was telling that story,
I was like, man, I've had those relationships
where it's fantastic.
Even if I knew we were going to break up again,
I would do it, and then it hit me at how good the song was.
Even though we break up in the end.
Come on.
It's good, huh?
Did you already know it was good, or am I just committing you right now, honestly?
No, I mean, I knew it was good.
Yeah.
But I mean, I knew it was good, too.
Not in a, oh, I can't believe you didn't, like, dig deep into it yet.
But, yeah, I mean, I thought it was deep.
Because, I mean, and then it makes you ponder.
Would I go through certain relationships before, even though we broke up?
Because how did I grow from it?
How did it make me better?
What are the memories that we have?
I would go through every one of my relationships again.
Everyone that was a girlfriend, all of them.
I was one of my ex-girlfriends.
I had omitted a few.
You would?
Oh, wow.
I mean, I didn't have any, like, high school or, like, college, like the dumb times.
That was true.
That's true.
So, nobody even liked me until my 20s, like mid-20s, at all.
So my ex-girlfriend's, not Lindsay, my last ex-girlfriend, who's an artist, but my other artist's ex-girlfriend.
Okay?
But she emailed me the other day.
Oh.
She has music coming out.
It's a thing, right?
Oh, okay, yeah.
But it was still a quality exchange, and I was like, oh, yeah, hope she's doing well.
And I was like, you know what?
Even though we...
Yeah, we do.
It was a good, too.
She has a boyfriend who had to do it, all that.
But it was a good.
It was the first time I'd really talk to her.
I thought about her while.
Yeah.
What I mean?
You just like reply with this video.
That'd be weird.
You're just like, hey, good talk.
Even though we break up in the end.
That's number four this week.
Number three, Blue Tacoma, but as sang by Amy from Russell Dickerson.
You can't keep doing this to me.
What?
The Blue Tacoma one.
Amy doesn't know this song.
Come on, Amy.
She's never known this song.
I don't know why, because every time he plays it, of course, I know it.
But when I'm, it's just like.
Go ahead. Give it a shot.
At number three, Blue Tacoma.
Action.
Let's get a good.
All right.
Number two.
Give it to me.
She got the best of me from Luke Combs.
She got the best of me.
Loaning in my heart.
She got the best to me.
That's good.
She broke my heart.
And number one.
S-I-M-P-L-E, simple as can be.
Florida Georgia lines.
I'm good for those guys
It's just that simple
I almost hate to say this
Well no it's not bad
You can't do that
I know I know
Name drop
I was texting back and forth with Tyler
Florida Georgia Lion
And he's been really cool about me
I'm dancing with the stars
Like dude you're killing it
And I was like
Dude you got another number one song
It's crazy
So it's just funny
It's funny how supportive people in country music
Are to other people in country music
and I took one of my friends
to the Dirk show
last weekend
Yeah in L.A.
And she was like, holy crap.
Because I just wanted to see everybody.
I went to talk to Dirk for a long time.
I talked to Brothers Osborne, Lanko.
She was like, what's happening?
All of you guys are like...
Yeah, it's a family.
I was like, the whole format is like that.
We all live 25 minutes from each other
and you just kind of are there
and you like each other.
And you're like, even if you don't like each other,
which I like all those guys,
you kind of understand
what everybody else is going through.
Yeah.
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hate the name drop.
I've been, I named drop twice.
I like that because now I picture Tyler watching
him dancing with the stories.
And listen, I don't know if any watch it to watch it,
but they at least watch it on YouTube.
Like, killing it, man.
You know?
Biggest pop song right now, five seconds of summer.
Youngblood.
And the biggest hip-hop song, Drake, nonstop.
I went to Drake concert.
He already stopped over 10 seconds.
What are the next song?
That was it.
Terrible.
Yeah.
Hey, appreciate everybody here with us.
Listen, we know there's a lot of things you can be listening to, so we appreciate you hanging with us.
Bobby Bones.com.
By the way, I will be in Greensboro, North Carolina coming up at the Carolina Theater on November 30th.
I will also be in Muskegon, Michigan on November 16th at the Faranthal Center.
So I'd like for you to come out and watch a show.
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Yeah.
Bobby Bones Show.
Lady Gaga's engagement ring is worth a million dollars.
Wow.
You know, good for her.
I just have a lot of questions about that.
Oh, that's a good song, though.
Nah, nah, nah.
That's good.
It's good.
So my question is, what does her fiance do?
Does he have a million despair?
Does she chip in?
If you're super rich and you're dating someone who's not super rich
and you want a big ring, do you chip in?
He's an CAA agent?
He's an agent.
He's an agent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He wants a CAA, he's an agent.
He has that much money?
It depends.
I don't know.
And then also, can you ever really wear that ring?
Because it's like you're carrying a briefcase with a million dollars around.
Someone will grab you and cut your finger off to steal that ring.
Yeah.
She's a million dollar ring.
I love this movie, A Star is Born?
I haven't seen it yet, but I know I'm going to.
Okay.
What a?
I would say he can't afford it.
Can or can't?
Can.
Okay.
He represents Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Britney Spears, Reese Witherspoon, Bruno Mars, Johnny Depp.
I wonder if he fully does, though.
I mean, like, he's their only agent.
It's full disclosure.
I have agents.
And I have, and they, I have multiple.
And they, I don't know.
Who cares?
It's not my business?
I just think a million dollars on your hand.
His hair, his look, he looks like he has that money.
He gives off that vibe.
Ariana Grande is returning the engagement ring
that Pete Davidson
And I think that wasn't expensive one, huh?
Was it like $100,000?
I think it was $100,000.
What am?
Yeah, she's keeping their pet pig.
Hold on, wait.
Wait, let me get to the ring first.
Then I've got to know more about this pig.
Ariana Grande has reportedly returned her $100,000
pair-shaped engagement ring to Pete Davidson.
How are these numbers getting out?
Are people just guessing them because they see it?
According to TMZ, 25-year-old Ariana's ring was a three-carat diamond set in platinum,
but she gave it back and she's keeping their adopted teacup pig, piggy smalls.
Come on, piggy smalls!
I love it.
Which she bought in the first place, so that makes sense.
Yeah.
I love it when they call me pig pop.
Throw your hands in a hair, he's a true player.
Do you know why they end up, Amy?
I don't have the details
but I do know that Pete got a tattoo
of Piggy Smalls on his torso
Oh
Mm hmm
And he didn't he didn't you say he got Arianna's
He got it covered up
But don't cover up Piggy though
Yeah
I mean it's the cutest little pig you've ever seen
Apparently the
Mac Miller when he died
Her ex-boyfriend that was a big deal
in their relationship
Which would have been so tough
To have your girl's ex-boyfriend
I mean that's tough
Right.
So there you go.
It's, too, TMZ was saying the split was a long time coming.
They haven't been together that long.
True.
It's kind of whirlwind, that's true.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Okay, what happened, Amy, between you and your husband?
Well, he found these pair of jeans and sent me a picture and was like, hey, do you like these?
And I was like, no, not really feeling them.
You shouldn't get on, whatever.
Well, he bought them anyways because they are Justin Timberlake jeans.
He did a partnership with Levi.
And he feels regardless of what I think looks good, if Justin Timberlake put his stamp of approval on it, they're good to go.
Were they expensive?
They bought them anyways.
I mean, well, I think they're about $100, maybe $80 to $100.
I don't know.
Justin Timberlake Levi is a good question.
I'm assuming $100, but I should ask.
If he spent more than that, we definitely need to return them.
but he liked them.
And don't you buy clothes sometimes that he doesn't get?
I really don't know that he liked them.
I think that just because they're Justin Timberlake,
he suddenly thinks that they're cooler than they actually are,
which I get where he's going with that
because Justin Timberlake's super cool.
Did he really care about my opinion?
Because they don't look that good.
Wow, you're being such a hater.
Have you seen them on them though?
Like with other clothes?
Yeah.
Well, he took a bit.
picture of it in the mirror and like
sent it to me. What do you not like about them?
Just like
the fit is not that great and then you know
what else he bought to go with them and I don't think
these are like Brett Farre or anything but he
bought a pair of wranglers.
Which is totally
fine like my uncle wore wranglers
like every day of his life like George
Drake wears wranglers. I'm all about it but
like my husband he just doesn't
really wear wranglers.
Amy's being a little bit of a haters
this morning. Oh jeezer. Sure.
I know, I know, I am.
But I just really feel like he bought him
simply because Justin Timberlake's name was attached.
Yeah, of course.
Why not?
Like suddenly, if he puts him on,
he's going to be Justin Timberlake.
If I can just be in full, absolute honesty here,
I bought Ugs and wore those boots because of Tom Brady.
Boom.
Tom Brady.
And I thought, I want to be Tom Brady.
That's true.
And I loved him, and I felt like Tom Brady when I had him on.
I'll go play football with them on.
I throw so good, too.
All right, guys, I'm up.
I'm going to play all-time quarterback.
I'm in my ug.
But I did.
I bought him.
I'm not even going to play.
I bought him.
Amy, I think you just have sour grace
because you want to be in charge
of the fashion in your house
and he went against your fashion.
And if it was Dirk's Bentley jeans,
you'd be fine with it.
That's true.
Good point.
Whoa, y'all.
I'm obsessed with Justin Timber.
Like, don't worry.
So what are you going to do?
You can take it back?
or not.
I mean, I guess it's just going to be a discussion.
I don't know.
I'm asking you guys.
Should I just let it be?
Let it be.
Maybe he'll have a little more
flagger.
Yeah, what if he puts those pants on
and all of a sudden he's like,
just breaking it down.
Yeah.
I know.
Maybe I'm not giving him enough credit.
Lunchbox, you and your wife ever have issues
over buying clothes?
No, because I definitely don't buy clothes
without her because I have no idea what matches
I don't know what goes together and so
if I'm buying clothes I send her a picture
and if she likes it I buy it if she doesn't like it
I don't buy it and I hate shopping
so it's once a year
and no problem with clothes
You know I guess that's the benefit of being single
If I want to buy something ugly I just buy something ugly
But who do you run to buy like
I'm really colorblind right?
That's what I'm saying you have to worry about
getting mixed matching outfits because
oh man colorblind you can wear something
that doesn't look good like this one guy in high school
I didn't know he's colorblind, okay?
And he was on the football team, and he wore a shirt and tie, and it totally didn't match.
And I just went out to him.
I was like, dude, do you realize that doesn't even match?
He goes, no, man, I'm colorblind.
I was like, oh.
Yeah, in high school I had a friend who would help me match clothes because I would speak at a lot of conventions as a high school kid.
And then now I have someone, because this is what I wear.
Pajamas?
Like, I go zero to 100.
I'm either in sweats and pajamas or I'm in a suit.
So whenever I do suits and stuff, like the comes.
company has someone that comes in matches, you know, as like a stylist.
But otherwise, I'm in like a Pima Joy sweatshirt.
Can't go wrong with this.
It's it.
I go zero to a hundred.
That's all I do.
You're wearing gray on gray today.
You know that, right?
All that is pink.
It's a big no-no.
No, no, no.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
A fifth grader has been pushing himself through a physical challenge over the last seven weeks,
and he's done it all in honor of his grandfather.
His name's Nile.
And he saw a movie.
Iron Cowboy about a man with the nickname
who competed in 50
triathlons in 50 days.
So what he wanted to do, again, this is a kid.
Fifth grader. He wanted
to do 55Ks
in 50 days
to raise money for his grandpa battling
lung cancer. Is that crazy?
Love that. So 50 days
ago, this 10-year-old
ran his first 5K, and
every day after that, he ran another
5K. His parents
told him he could quit anytime he wanted,
his pediatrician gave him the thumbs up
No one was sure the kid could keep up the pace
Of a 5K a day for 50 days
But he did it
Raised thousands of dollars and pledges
To honor his grandfather
Wow
Isn't that crazy?
It's awesome
That's good man
Tell me something good right there
That's what it's all about
That was tell me something good
Hey it's Bobby Bones here
With another Best Fiends announcement
You need this game in your life folks
It's the mobile game that everyone's talking about.
If you still haven't played Best Fiends,
you know, what are you waiting for?
People that play this game love it.
Just read all the reviews in the Apple App Store or Google Play.
And you'll see it's consistently rated five out of five stars.
There's no coincidence.
No other mobile game is like it that I've seen.
And once you play it, like our listeners, I do think you'll love it.
Collect tons of characters, solve thousands of puzzles.
You'll probably be obsessed with it.
Very soon, one of your friends or family will tell you about
the game, but you'll already know because you heard me talk about it. Hey, stop crushing candy.
That's so 2015. Play Best Fiends. You won't regret it. As a matter of fact, you may tweet me or
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Over to Amy with that morning corny joke.
The morning corny!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Irrelevant.
Yeah, it's irrelevant.
Elephant.
Irrelevant.
Okay, okay, okay.
I think of the second.
The room looked around.
That was the morning corny
Hey so on Monday night
I'm dancing to a song from Little Mermaid
I actually have a clip of this song
I still have to watch Little Mermaid
I think I may watch it tonight if I can
But I'm doing a waltz to part of your world
Yes, of course
Oh the waltz
Yeah
I could be part of that world
Oh yeah
So, Sharno will be Ariel.
Of course.
And I will be Prince Andrew.
Eric.
Prince Eric.
I'm going to watch it, though.
So dumb.
I'm watching it to fly.
I'm flying so many times back and forth.
Be careful.
You're going to love it.
I am.
You're going to love this movie.
Yeah.
The weird thing about doing this show, and this is really the only segment we're talking about it today, is that sometimes the judges say really nice things and they don't give me a high number.
Yeah.
What's to do with that?
Like Karyana Naba, who I think is fantastic.
She hosted Miss America while I was judging.
And so there was no...
She didn't know I was going to be a dance with stars.
She was so nice.
And she's nice to me on the show, too.
And she's like, you know what?
The world's better.
And then two.
Like, what?
It's like, you know what, Bobby?
The world is actually much happier in general because you exist.
What's your score?
Banana.
I'm like, wait, what?
Give you a...
Here.
Fault is a better place because you're in it.
You just bring so much joy because you're so authentic.
You did not miss one single step in the whole routine.
Yes.
Okay.
Technique was non-existent.
We have to work on foot articulation.
A big thing.
But once you get that, yes.
What does that mean, but once you get that yet?
Like, once I get that, I win the show or the world gets even better.
What does he think that means, Amy?
Like, once you get that, yes.
Like, I'm president.
Like, what happens if I get foot articulation?
I just automatically win the lottery.
So that's a weird thing.
But that Lynn, he hates me.
little judge.
Dude, he talks you up so much and then he gives you like, again, a five.
And he always ends it with like, well done.
You know, like, first he trashes you.
He'll be like, Bobby, I didn't see the, the chachai net.
And then you could use a little more of your hip motion, but everybody was happy.
Well done.
And it's like, what?
Two.
No, go on.
Negative one.
Oh, wow.
A negative one.
You're taking points away, Lynn.
She just gave me a 7.
You just gave me a negative 1.
It's really good the way you do the dance.
Your hip is really good, but everything was well done.
Negative 4.
Wait, so going three more points, Lynn.
My total score is now...
Don't be hard on yourself.
You're a good dancer.
You're a good dancer.
You're good dancer.
Well done.
Negative 7.
Wait, wait, wait.
I've just been kicked off the show from your score alone.
I can't really see the show going on without you.
Bobby, you're superb dancing.
Thank you.
Negative 10.
Wait, wait, what?
It's like, what is happening?
That's why I feel like...
Dang, man.
That frustrates me part of the show.
That part of the show frustrates me.
I feel like Lynch is going to cancel the show.
I finish dancing and he does this thing and he's like, you know, great, great dance.
You took a good job there, Bobby.
You're one of the best dances I've ever seen.
Negative 20.
Like, what?
What is, what?
Come on, man.
And then you did go hard on him this week.
I know, I did.
A little bit, I told you I regret that.
Because it looked like I was going to jump on the table and attack him.
But I was like, I was doing the foot.
And then your partner, Sharna and Lindsay's still.
They were holding back like because of a bar fight.
It was what it felt like, like they thought I was really going to jump on the table and attack him.
Fight, Lynn.
Come on.
And then Bruno's always nice.
He is.
Yeah, he stands up.
I make the observation that Bruno, like, it depends what the other two.
give you, that's what Bruno's going to give you.
Like, Bruno doesn't really go
out on a limb too much.
And he's kind of, he stands up every time.
Bobby!
And he has to rhyme. He's always like,
like the Vegas one, he's like,
believe me, baby, there's no chance
in gambling in your dance
tonight. You nailed it.
It's a, how do you say, fool house?
It's a royal flush.
It's like Johnny Cochran.
The glove doesn't fit.
You must acquit.
You get a 10.
Exactly.
So funny.
Whatever.
Back at it.
Back at it this week.
Monday night, dancing to...
And I really appreciate all the votes.
I say it every time, but I mean it every time.
The fact that you guys will call that number and vote, it's amazing.
Lynn, let me just say, I hope I do better for you this week.
Burby, there's no doubt in my mind you're going to do the best dance you could
possibly do. But I will give you a bad radio.
Negative 200. Wait, whoa, why do we keep going more negative? I'm not even dancing, Lynn.
I'm just here doing a radio show. Why am I getting a less score every time?
I just think you can do the cha-cha a little better.
Then negative 500.
All right. I'm done. I'm worn out, too.
I don't know. I don't know what we're doing right now. We're going to come back. We do have some
Cole Swindle coming up. Break up in the end. Thank you all for
hanging out on the show. You're awesome. By the way, I will be in Muskegon, Michigan at the
Fralantas Center on November 16th with Teneal Towns opening up. My Red Hoodie Comedy Tour,
and then I'll be in Greensboro, North Carolina, on November 30th, Bobby Bonescom.
We'd love to see you guys, my final shows of the year, Bobby Bonescombe.com.
So Keith Irvin sent everyone on the show an autographed vinyl of his newest record.
And it's pretty cool of them. Oh, man.
We get them and everybody's excited.
Well, lunchbox didn't...
I mean, everyone got one.
Hillary, our phone screener.
Yes.
Morgan number two.
And so lunchbox did not.
He was left out.
Yeah, I was left out and I was a little offended.
I thought, okay, Keith, a little oversight, whatever.
But we're beefing until I get one.
And I wanted a personal note on it saying, hey, you're my favorite.
Signed Keith Irvin.
My apology.
Then it's all good.
Until then, we're boycotting all of Keith Irving.
No, we're not boycotting anything, Keith Irvin.
Oh.
I love Keith Durbin.
It's not happening.
Yeah, it's not happening.
So lunchbox and Keith Durbin are beefing, as they say.
Absolutely.
But Keith's got so many good songs.
Not even from this album.
Like, we're just Keith fans, you know?
Take your records.
Take your freedom.
Take your memories.
So Keith Irvin has sent another box.
Yeah.
What up, Keith?
See, I knew he couldn't stand to have me mad at him.
Like he's like, I feel bad.
This is another box of music.
Let me get a, you know my pulling those out for me.
Let me do it.
Get some Keith Durbin.
going here.
There's some more
records in them.
Yeah,
baby.
This is the second
batch.
Oh, here's
another one for
Mike D.
He signed a second
one for you
for you.
Right, Mike D.
Here's another
one for me.
It's very nice
set of them.
Nice,
the second one.
So now I've got
two
graffiti U
at records.
Here is Eddie.
Oh, I get two.
There's a second
one for you.
Stop it.
And finally
Pitts.
Pits are the guy
who works way
behind the scenes.
Stop it.
Not behind the scenes.
Stop it.
He sent everybody a second one
and purposely didn't send
much box of personal hands
Dude
Like Keith
For the longest time
I thought Keith Erno was this nice dude
Like we're friends
He sent his two signed coffee
When he sees me he says hi
This is not cool Keith
I don't know what you're
What is wrong with you if someone
I don't know what happened
I don't know why you're offended by what I did
but this is serious beef now.
Well, I've got two.
Would you like one of mine?
Yeah, I would.
No, actually, I wouldn't.
I wanted the one with a personal note from Giz saying,
sorry I left you out, you're still my favorite.
Until then, the boycott is on.
We've got two now.
Eddie, do you like your second one?
I love my second one.
I'm going to give it to my kids.
And Pitz who really...
Pins puts up our podcast.
Come on.
Pins doesn't even sit in this room or the glass room.
He says in a room across the hall from that room.
He's a good guy, though.
He's a nice guy.
He got his first one.
But really, how does he get one in?
I mean, Keith, I know
you're listening right now. You're driving your kids
to school. Go ahead. I want you to realize
that the boycott is back on
and stronger than ever. Oh, wow.
There's no boycott. There's never been a boycott.
We will not play your music.
No, that's not true.
Is that true?
You have to say these kind of things
or else I'm never going to get any respect in this beef.
Well, Keith has spoken, and he sent
us all two signed copies, and
lunchbox still zero.
What is up with that?
We love you, Keith.
No, we don't love you, Keith, Keith.
We do not love you.
What Keith Durbin song you want to play now?
Any song, Amy?
None.
Pick a song.
Any Keith Urban song, Amy, go ahead.
Then honor Keith Urban, our favorite.
Boo!
Oh, uh, Fighter.
Oh, Carrie and Keith?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Boo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, three, for Keith.
Thank you, Keith.
Thank you, Keith.
Three cheers for Keith Urban.
Hit him.
Hooray!
Hit him!
Hooray!
Hooray!
Hip him!
Hooray!
This is interesting, Amy.
How attached are you to your phone?
That's a question.
They do this thing where they ask people,
would they rather have their phone taken away from them
or lose their pinky toe?
Now, you only get one of them, your phone or your pinky toe.
What are you keeping?
I mean, I'm keeping my phone,
and I guess I'm giving up a pinky toe.
It's crazy to say that,
but when I think about it, too,
I would probably do the same thing
because why don't I need a pinky toe for?
Maybe a little bit of balance,
but you guys see me dance,
not that much balance there anyway.
Yeah, 30% of people would lose their
pinky toe rather than their phone.
Lunchbox?
Crazy.
Oh, I guess I'd have to lose my pinky toe because I got to get on Twitter, Instagram,
and I got to be able to call my parents.
Well, you can call them from, like, your landline.
I don't think you're eliminated from all phone use.
Oh, I think you meant all phone use.
No, no, no.
You're not really a cell, a phone guy, though, for the most part.
No, not really.
I don't have any apps besides Twitter, Instagram, and like FaceTime and dial out,
phone.
Text messages, too.
Those are your four apps?
That's it. That's all I use on my phone.
What iPhone do you have?
This one?
This one.
iPhone S.
Okay.
Is that right?
Is that a thing?
I don't know.
iPhone S?
Is that a thing?
There should be a number.
There has to be a number.
Maybe it's a 5.
Is that a 5? Morgan number 2?
No, it's an S, but it just doesn't have the number on the 5.
It's a market.
He got a deal.
So you have four apps?
Yeah, basically, yeah.
I had a Facebook, but I don't use it on my phone.
I never logged in, so I don't use it.
use anything else. Nope, don't download
like those, what do you, the food deliveries
and eat all that? No time for it. Instacart?
Amazon. No time for it. No. No postmates.
No Uber. Nope. I wonder what I have on my phone that I use all the time?
Because I'm on my phone all the time. I get the message now because I have
I bidded it. It's like you've been on your phone eight hours today looking at the screen.
Ooh, I do have haytale. That's a great app. It's like a walkie-talkie.
You go, and you leave a message for someone and then whenever they get it, they hear it,
and they, you're back. Oh yeah. That's called voicemail.
my phone.
Amy, what's up with you today? Anything?
I'm looking at my Clue app. That's my favorite.
What? It tells her period.
Oh, gross. It does more than that, Bobby. It tells me
when I'm going to be crazy and I have an excuse for being crazy and it gives me comfort.
If I'm feeling like totally nutso emotionally or something hormonal, I just go to my Clue app
and I'm like, oh, okay, totally makes sense. I'm not actually crazy.
Yes. Yes. I should get Amy.
Clue app on my phone.
Like, oh my gosh, this just makes total sense.
I just logged on, and I'm not joking.
I have been feeling a little bit off.
And I had no, I mean, I haven't been in a few days, and I forgot.
Like, literally, I'm supposed to start my period tomorrow.
What?
Yes, see?
It just makes me feel so much better knowing that I'm not totally nuts.
It's hormones.
I've never heard someone so excited for that time.
Mainly because it just, just, just.
some of my actions.
Okay.
Mine are Instagram, Southwest Airlines,
IHartRadio, Twitter.
I can see all the ones I use all the time.
I have repost for Instagram.
I don't even use Snapchat anymore at all.
You may also use Snapchat?
Oh, I still use Snapchat everyone once in a while.
I do have that.
Uber, obviously, open table.
I don't know what that is.
It's where you can get reservations for anywhere.
Oh, yeah, I go online for that.
You call them?
No, I just get on my computer and I type in reservations,
and it always takes you to open table, like, why can't you just go to their website directly?
It's so normal.
You can just get on the phone and click.
It's just like, bo-doo.
Find them all.
Hey, you're on the air, Liz, in West Virginia.
Hi, how are you guys?
I just wanted to say good morning and tell you guys that I love all of you guys so much.
Oh, thanks a lot.
So what's happening with you this morning?
Anything good?
I'm just taking my kid to school.
I have a two-month-old.
That was just born, so he's finally asleep, so I'm going to try to go home and take a nap.
So that's a thing, right, when they finally sleep?
Yes.
lunchbox should understand, right?
Oh, my kid sleeps all the time. I'm good.
Like, he's like his dad. He's a champ.
Well, mine does not. Mine has, like, horrible ears.
So right now he has, like, an air infection, so he's, like, up all night.
Well, good luck. Get you a nap.
Yes.
Thanks for listening. We'll talk to you soon. Hopefully call us back, all right?
Perfect. Thank you. Bye, bye, bye.
Hey, Amy. Was you telling me that story about, you may have to go back into the recesses of your brain,
about that bank staff that were playing hide-and-seek and
And it turned into a robbery scare?
Okay, no, I got this.
So, yes, the bank staff decided to play a game of hide and seek, which led to some
employees hiding under their desks.
And the bank had windows and some people like normal, you know, just people hanging out
outside were walking past the bank.
And they saw people hiding under their desks.
So they called the police because they were like, I'm walking by a bank.
I see people under their desks.
They might be in distress.
There might be a robbery.
So please show up thinking that they...
Well, I bet they didn't just show up either.
I bet they showed up.
You know?
Oh, yeah.
Like, they showed up.
Like, it was the whole thing.
And they were like, oh, yeah, that...
No, we're just playing hide and seek.
You got to wonder who okayed the hide and seek at the bank.
Because a manager or someone had their green light hide and seek at the bank.
Like, you know what?
It's kind of slow right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Bonding.
Let's hang out.
Mm-hmm.
And that would be kind of fun to play in a bank, especially if you get into the vaults.
Yes.
So dumb.
It's so dumb.
I don't think that they thought people on the outside would like look in and see that
because it's not like customers walked in and saw it.
I mean, it was someone walking by that saw through a window.
They were like, oh my gosh, someone's under their desk.
But, you know, good for them.
Like, you need, if you see that, you probably should call it in.
But.
Yeah, that's good.
Sometimes this room is a big bunch of haters.
Ray Mundo, our audio producer, he sits in a glass room connected to this room.
he says he sees an artist driving around with their name written on their own car.
Well, it's actually a decal.
So what, I think it's maybe a sponsored vehicle from a dealership.
So they're cruising around town.
Imagine this.
And then this big white decal on the back with their own name on it.
So they're going to restaurants.
They're going to their buddy's house.
And their own name is on their vehicle.
Legit.
It's kind of a tool move.
I mean, I hope they're getting, I don't know if it's part of the deal.
Don't be a hater. It's probably a deal.
Okay, maybe there's money involved and that's all cool, but I'm just saying,
dude, you get your family, you're going to get your kids at school,
and you have your name on your vehicle, and it stands out.
White decal on a black tinted-out vehicle.
I'd be afraid someone with a key my car.
That's why I also don't get a license plate with anything on it.
Oh, a personalized license plate would be so cool too.
Raymondo, write down who it is.
Because I don't know who it is.
Once there was an artist that we knew, there was parking and handicapped spots around town.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
You hate her.
You hate her.
You hate her.
Listen, it's not too late.
There's probably ways to remove the decal.
You don't have to cruise around forever with this thing.
Take it off.
Okay.
There's a little good news here this morning.
Our producer Eddie, who edits all of our videos,
been with the show for a long time,
been my friend for like 10 years.
He got his first national endorsement on the radio.
How cool is that?
Wow.
Wait, what's up lunch, lunch, box?
What did you get?
Little Devies.
How about that?
Little Debbie snacks.
We all grew up with those things
That's true
My kids love Little Debbie
That's true
That's true
I'm gonna be the national voice
Of Little Debbie
How cool is that
I mean that's awesome
That's awesome
You don't look happy for me
Lunchbox
Lunchbox
What's wrong with you
I mean
I'm here too
I mean I've been here longer
I don't know
How did you get that Eddie
I guess I missed that email
I don't know
I got an email and said
You know we've been working on this
For a few months
And we finally landed it
Congratulations
You're the national ambassador
Of Little Debbie
And you do love Little Debbie
Dude
That's like my thing
I love snacks.
I love desserts.
So you'll be doing commercials for them?
Yeah.
The rule on the show is we won't do commercials for anything we don't love
or someone super close to us doesn't love.
Meaning it has to be either through us
or verified through somebody we know when we're close to.
And Little Debbie was a part of my childhood growing up
and it's going to be a part of my kids.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's watch in the clapping.
He's over there sold up.
Wow, man.
I'm just saying, I mean, I don't ever get national endorsements,
but it's cool.
Hey, you know, I'll just be here.
I'll just, I'll keep the local ones.
That's cool.
A bunch of haters.
No, no, we're happy for you, dude.
Do you ever get, like, client meetings and you go to them?
Ah, very rare.
Like, we had one set up, like, last week, and then they canceled on it.
They said, now, never mind.
So I don't know what happened there.
I just got, I was all dressed up, ready to go.
You were dressed up.
Yeah, I was ready to go, and then I got the email, like, oh, never mind, they canceled.
Because sometimes.
Like, it got canceled that fast.
Yeah, it got canceled that fast.
Sometimes the rap.
against, not my rap, but the rap
against you is that you don't take care
of yourself. What do you mean?
Like physically.
What do you mean? I look good. I'm physically in shape.
I look good. I mean, I think you look great. Every once in a while I don't shave.
Yes, you're right. Like, I mean, I could use
a shaving endorsement. Shamed, like shower. You don't shower
sometimes. I hate shaving. It's the worst thing
in the world. Showering. But you can't tell I don't shower. But you can't
if you get close to you. That's true.
That's true.
Sometimes you give out that look too, that
Yeah, you kind of, and you can't, yeah.
Okay, I'll work on that.
Eddie, congratulations on your work for a moment.
Thank you.
Look at this place.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So this woman, she went on Twitter to thank her Uber driver who went totally above and beyond.
So she was staying at this place that had a gate, her and her mom, whatever the case is, they could not get through the gate.
And now the Uber driver probably totally could be like, well, you're at your destination.
Get out.
I got another, you know, person.
needs a ride somewhere. Well, he didn't. It took them an hour and a half to finally get the gate open,
and he waited with them the entire time, even turning down other rides. Oh, that's good. Good for him.
Do we know if that was really their gate? Like, they're safe. They're safe. It was one in the morning.
He just really didn't feel safe leaving them, and he stood by their side. So she put a note out on Twitter
and gave a shout out and wants to make sure that Uber knows that this employee did amazing stuff.
Hopefully gave them that tip too when you got that chance.
I know.
You'll leave them know it all you want, but you get that tip.
People got to eat.
All right, that's what's all about right there.
That was tell me something good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bowles.
Go to Caitlin in Tennessee.
Hey, Caitlin, what's happening?
Hey, Bobby.
You good?
Thanks for calling.
What do you want to say?
Yes, I need to tell you that I actually work in Madison at 5 o'clock to get home.
and enough time to see you perform.
On Dancing with the Stars?
Yes.
Oh.
Thanks.
Is it weird?
My pleasure I watch is with me.
Is it weird to watch me on that show?
Really?
No.
It's not?
I love it.
Huh.
It's still weird to me to watch it back.
Actually see me on Dancing with the Stars.
So it's awesome.
Yeah.
Well, thank you.
And, you know, I come in and I try to only talk about it once a day,
sometimes twice if it's show day.
But I got to be a show day.
But I got to be.
tell you, when MC Hammer tweeted me, like, the 10-year-old version of me, like, exploded
on the inside.
He tweeted like four or five times about me, too.
Come on.
He just kept tweeting.
I think MC Hammer and I are best friends now.
We never met, but, yeah.
Does he follow you?
No, I don't know.
You got to check.
I don't follow him back.
So I danced to MC Hammer this last week.
One of the wardrobe guys was telling me about MC Hammer that he used to work with
MC Hammer and that
MC Hammer would show up with 200 people sometimes
Oh 200. That's why
he went broke. That's why he went broke.
Is that real? I believe that's it
because I don't think he's broke anymore
but he was really rich for a while
but he would travel with this humongous
group of people and so he said he had
200 people with him. Which is cool
because he liked to take care of his people.
Yeah. But I mean there's only so much to go
around. And I think when you
make a lot you think you're always going to make a lot so you
spend like you're always going to make a lot and then when you don't
make a lot anymore. That's why a lot of athletes go broke. While they're making a lot of money,
they're spending a lot of money. They're not saving it. You know what? Hey, if you're not careful,
that can happen to you. What? You can lose all your money on us because, like, you flew me to
Los Angeles. You do stuff I got all the time. You basically pay for Amy's kids' college fund,
right? You bought Ramundo's car pretty much. I'm going to go hammer on doing nice deeds.
I mean, you, you gave lunchpots a job. That's true. That's true. What else would you be
Listen, if I go a full MC Hammer broke,
just helping out my friends, I'm all right with that.
I mean, Mike D. lives with you.
That's true, that's true.
I mean, most people on this show at one point have lived with me
at some point.
That's true.
Careful, dude, you don't want to get hammered?
That's true.
You know what?
I wouldn't mind get hammered for you guys.
I'll be honest.
If I have to get hammered for you guys, that's all right.
Bones goes broke because he's been supporting us all.
Whatever.
Anyway, M.C. Hammer tweeted me.
I thought that was cool.
I posted one of them on my
Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
Honey.
Do you like your dance?
He said he did.
That's what he said, huh?
Yeah.
That's so cool.
What if you're him and you see some dorky white dude and big darker, I'm glad that's
dressed as you with all these fake chains from the 90s?
Aren't you a little bit like, come on man?
He's like, oh boy.
I mean, that's what it's turned into.
Whatever, you brought him into the spotlight on dancing with the stars.
And again, I watched it again last night.
I'm such a dork.
I mean, guys, I'm such a dork.
Because I try to get away from it and then watch it back.
I try.
I didn't miss a step, but I mean, I don't, I'm such a dork.
I think I can do okay on the show because of our listeners.
But I'm doing the waltz this week, like I said earlier, and the song I'm doing is,
A Little Mermaid Part of Your World.
We practiced last night for a few hours.
It's very slow, direct.
I'm a prince.
I'm Prince.
I'm Prince Andrew.
Eric.
Prince, Prince,
Prince Eric.
There we go.
And so I have to be like a prince.
How do you feel about it so far?
Pretty good.
Yeah.
Okay.
First time I've ever felt that way after one day.
But it's hard, but it's all hard at this point.
Is it like acting?
Do you learn the role of Prince Eric and then feel it in the dance?
No, first you just learn the steps.
Oh.
I'm not there.
I'm struggling with steps.
Every week it's like you're getting a new Rosetta Stone language.
Oh.
Like you already know how to talk, but you don't let us speak Mandarin or speak Spanish or speak English.
So you're just like, okay.
I know how to physically make words, but I don't know how to say a language.
And so, you think you're doing your tippy toes?
It's tough.
It looks fun on TV.
You make it look easy.
You do?
Yeah.
Okay.
I do a lot of music, though.
That's the fun thing is I get to be with a lot of music.
I get to do a lot of music.
Amy's daughter wants to be a DJ, by the way.
Right?
Yeah.
She got to DJ at Children's Church.
I guess they were playing some game.
And up on the stage, they had, like, a computer.
And it was like a freeze game.
You get to, like, play music.
and then do bust into something.
So she was in charge of hitting the songs
and whenever she wanted.
And she had the most,
sometimes when we drop her off at Kids Church,
she's not in like the best mood.
Sometimes it's hard for her to figure things out.
But man, we picked her up that, like on Sunday.
And she was in the best mood.
And she just was like, Mom, I got to be the DJ.
I love music.
I mean, and even at the house,
that's all they want to do is like play songs
and pick music and learn about it.
So she wants to be a real DJ.
music DJ. Yeah, like
how you used to do, like
parties. Yeah, I used
to do sound and light shows. That's how I paid
my rent. Because I would go, and you don't make any
money in radio. We're lucky now
that we get to make money.
But the first 10 years
of my career broke. Broke, broke, broke,
broke. And I would do side jobs
and I would go and I'd build my
little contraption set. I have my stack
CD players. And I would
go and I would do sound and light show dances. And I didn't
even know how to mix. I would just fade down and
fade up and try to hopefully it mixed okay had two faders and so i played tim mcgraw it's your love into black
street no diggity and i'd be like come on everybody get on the dance floor have my microphone have like two
lights it was called a sound and light show i had two speakers and two lights and they had flash i'd set
them up it's good though you still do that what it's called a friday morning dance party that's true
how many lights that we do on this show a little bit yeah yeah so yeah Amy you should invest
i don't know how much she likes it i don't know as a mom what you want to invest your money in with
your kids because maybe they get a hobby real quick and they jump away from it.
Yeah, I don't know.
We haven't really had hobbies yet, but this is, I've just never seen her get so excited
that she got picked to do something that she really, really, really enjoyed.
And I was like, ooh, might need to talk to Bobby, figure out how to get her some DJ gigs.
Well, the good, no, not gigs yet.
First of all, DJ, how to do it.
But the thing now is, if you can get a laptop and teach someone how to mix on a laptop
with a little wheels and a speaker, and she's good.
You have to get her, I mean, that would be.
That would be cool.
You say she has trouble at children's church.
Is it because the language barrier?
She doesn't know English all the way yet?
No, I'm just saying she's not really a more.
It's just, it's a combo of things.
She's not a morning person.
Church is early in the morning.
Sometimes she's just not really into whatever they're going to do.
She maybe feels too cool or whatever.
Whereas Stevenson like waltzes in like da-da-da-da-da-children church.
She's normally the one that's like, ugh.
What's the deal?
Like how do they feel about Jesus?
Because they came from Haiti.
and I don't know what they were taught there
versus what they're taught in church now.
That's what they were taught there.
They were in a Christian church at the orphanage.
There was actually Papa Pierre,
who is the director of the orphanage,
he's also a pastor.
So every Sunday,
he led church in a building right next door to the orphanage
so all the kids would just walk over.
And church was like, you know, three, four hours.
Oh, no, no.
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah, so, I mean, they were exposed to it all.
They know all the same worship songs
and they know about Jesus and like what the meaning of Christmas is and Easter, all the things.
I grew up, and so in my town, and it still is, there's a railroad track, and it split still between the white quarters and the black quarters, what they still call it.
And so I would go to black church a lot, I go to white church a lot, and white church would end at 10 o'clock.
Time for everybody to go home, 10 o'clock.
And then I go to black church, and it would just be, we'd stay for four hours or five hours.
And I'd be like, whew.
This is getting kind of long here, man.
But yeah, I would leave tired, too.
Sing for hours.
There was food.
I did.
I never left with the empty belly, though, ever.
Oh, that's good.
That's cool about your daughter, like, finding a hobby, though, right?
I know.
I really, and listen, when we run, like, the other day, they were running.
They don't run that much.
They never really ran that much in Haiti.
There wasn't much room to play at the orphanage.
They would kind of run a lot.
little bit, but you couldn't go far. I mean, Bobby, you've been there. There wasn't space to just run,
run, run. And they were running and running. And I'm not joking, she's so fast.
Oh, yeah? She's so fast. And I'm like, oh, I mean, I'm not going to push anything on her, but if she
wanted to start running, like, she could be amazing at track. You know what excites people is that
when they find out they're good at something. So you could just put her in some running things.
And if she's better than everyone else, that kind of makes her go, oh, I like this. Because
I like to be rewarded.
Oh, she loves to win.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
She loves.
We went to a corn maze the other day and, look, we went into this pumpkin patch and it had a
corn maze.
And she figured out the corn maze before anybody else and she got out.
And she turned around and looked at everybody, like, even strangers.
And she was like, I did it.
I won.
And it's not even really like a competition.
But, I mean, she was so, she loves accomplishing something and feeling good about it.
So you're right.
I think maybe we just need to find the time when they're not trying to learn English to
them maybe in another year we can finally start the hobbies because right now I feel like
the hobby is English that's not much of a hobby of all the hobbies that's not a good one
hello April you're on the air hi good morning good morning what's up I just wanted to call and
tell you all thank you I feel like every morning when I go to work I have a group of my friends
with me you guys really do spread joy and are basically just real and that's
You don't see that a lot in any outlet, but it really means a lot to me.
And I know a lot of people, we all listen to you guys every morning.
And I just want to say thank you.
I vote for you every week.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, and we just want to say thank you.
I know a lot of people don't take the time to call, but what you guys do really matters,
and we want to say thank you.
Come on.
How nice is this ball?
Come on.
I love that.
And I am going to get your book.
I am buying your book.
No, no, I'm going to send you a book.
books. I'm like, don't spend, don't spend. I'm going to sign you a little note. I'm going to send you
a little book. I'm going to put in the little mail and you're going to get it. Hopefully it makes
you smile because I appreciate that call. Thank you. So can you hold? We really do.
Sure. Okay. This is, hey, I'm putting April on hold, Ramundo, and I'm going to sign her a book. Any note you'll
want you want, April. What do you want to write? Thank you. I'll write anything you want, April. What do you
to write? Thank you. Uh, choose joy. Nothing like April's best. If I had to pick one person
on the Desert Island to be April. Nothing like that.
No.
Okay, just choose your.
All right, all right.
There she is.
April, thank you.
Got you on hold there.
Tara Reid had to be removed from a flight after flying into a rage over the location of her seat and lack of a pillow.
Now, at this point in your life, she's 42.
You shouldn't be acting up in airports or airplanes.
And you're also famous, so anything you do is going to be amplified.
The 42-year-old actress was.
was aboard a Delta Flight 613 headed from L.A. to New York.
The pilot on the aircraft had already moved the plane past the gate,
but decided there was a problem on the plane.
She had a small dog with her.
Apparently she got another flight after she's booted off this one.
She said they wouldn't let the dog sit next to me.
I wasn't going to stay on the plane.
Everybody made a big deal about it.
Apparently she was removed on a different flight too.
On Monday, she was probably moved from a Delta flight from L.A.X.
I don't know.
I don't know what's happening here with her.
Oh my gosh.
So she just had a bad day.
Yeah, maybe.
It sounds like something else happened that kind of triggered this.
At the time, TMZ reported that Reid got upset when she found out she was not given a seat next to the window.
I don't even know who to believe.
Because she had the history of doing nutty things.
Flight attendants reportedly attempted to defuse the situation, but the pilot had to turn the plane around.
That sounds like you do it at 8-year-old.
We're going to turn this plane around.
If you don't be quiet, I'm turning this plane around, Terry.
Watch me.
Watch me.
You're going to push me, Terry?
Huh? American Pie?
Huh? Miss American Pie? I'm going to turn this plane around.
Our rep for Reid had no comment.
Amy, what were we going to say?
I don't know. It just seems like maybe on her other flight, she had a window seat,
and then she got put on a different plane because whatever went wrong with that one.
And then when she wasn't given, you know, kind of what she had assigned on the other plane,
she couldn't handle it.
It could have been the same flight. They wrote this article kind of weird.
Oh, okay.
But anyway, you just can't.
I'm not justifying.
You can't get upset on airplanes.
You can, but you have to be.
calm about it because that's like that's like a terrorist zone anything treated as nutty is like
uh-oh they may be a terrorist do you think they were picking on her just because she's terrar
read no i don't because i'm sure she had a first-class seat they try to be nicer to people this
tv show flies me they pay for it they fly me first class that's what i'm talking about how is it up there
warm peanuts it's good warm yeah not even just peanuts they bring you a glass and they go here
your peanuts and they're warm i don't know how they get them warm right but they have a little warmer
Hey, don't ask me.
All I know, let me get some of that nut warmer in my house.
But yeah, they give you warm peanuts.
They go, would you like to drink?
And I'm like, where's the cart?
They're like, no, no, we'll bring it to you all by ourselves.
Oh, they don't even bring you a cart up there?
Wow.
I know.
And do they call you by your name?
Yes, they do because they have a piece of paper.
That's what I'm talking about.
And they go, Bobby, what would you like here, sir?
And sometimes if it's alone, they give you food.
Wow, it's amazing.
That's cool.
That's why you need to put doctors.
Dr. By your name's like, Dr. Bobby?
No, because that's someone who has a heart attack and they'll go,
Dr. Bobby, get back there, stat.
I'd be like, no.
You're like, JK.
Yeah, here's Tara Reid explaining.
They wouldn't let the dogs sit next to me.
So I was going to stay on the plane, but of course.
Is she drunk in this clip?
She's 42?
What do you mean?
She was younger?
She doesn't sound mature.
Well, Amy, I'm 38.
I'm almost 42.
I'm like Peter Pan over here.
I'm not growing up at all.
People'd be like, he's 38.
They wouldn't let the dog.
dog sit next to me. So I was going to see on the plane. Of course, everyone made a big deal
about it. But I'm kind of used to that in my life.
Okay, I believe the airline. Yeah. I believe in the airline. I'm totally in on the airline
right now. There's no way. That's... Poor Tara. Oh, yeah? She's had to fall from Grace.
Yeah? She was super famous. Now she's Shark Nato girl. She was in Shark Nato, huh?
Yeah.
That's nothing wrong with that. That's work. It's probably got warm peanuts before you got a kid on play.
Over to Morgan number two, who runs all of our digital, our website.
She does all of the Bobby Bone Show social media.
She's now 25 years old.
The new Coldplay documentary is coming out.
It's called A Headful of Dreams, and it's hitting theaters on November 14th for one day only.
Really?
So they must be putting it out then after the theaters.
Yes, it'll be on Amazon Prime on November 16th, but if you don't have Amazon Prime, you can't watch it.
So what's it about?
It's over the course of 20 years of their whole band, the highs and lows of their whole career.
I love Colplay.
I listen to Coldplay every night when I go to sleep.
I'll watch this.
I love Coldplay.
I know some people give Colplay a hard time.
Why?
Why do they do that?
Because they're haters.
And they've been able to last for 15 to 20 years being humongous.
Maybe the largest relevant rock band today.
Name one bigger.
This is a real question.
Name them more
RELF fighters,
possibly, but I would still say
Cole's bigger.
Imagine Dragons.
Not bigger than Colplay.
Ooh, Maroon 5.
Oh, that's a good one.
It's a good guess, but not bigger
than Coldplay.
Not yet.
I think Adam Levine is more of a star
than Maroon 5 is.
Okay.
Although they do have good songs.
Yeah, they do.
And they've lasted a long time.
Man, this call play.
The first one,
The first time that I heard this song, Yellow, it was on MTV. Back in the day, kids, MTV
show music videos. And when they played Yellow and he's walking down the beach, I was like,
my life has changed.
Amy, you like Coldplay or no?
Oh, yeah. I like him.
You love them?
I wouldn't say love, but, I mean, I've seen them in concert a couple of times. For me to, like,
really enjoy a concert, I mean, I guess I'd put them in that category, because I'm not, like,
I'm not, like, I love George Strait. I don't love Coldplay, but I'm a fan.
I do. I love Coldplay.
Lunchbox's love Coldplay or no?
I wouldn't say I love him, but I know I used to rule the world.
That's their song.
Viva La Vida.
I used to rule the world.
He's kind of on melody for the first time in his life.
It's not bad.
That's a good song.
That's a fun one.
Morgan, number two, anything else about that documentary?
No, I'm just really excited to see it.
You can see all of their colorful tour and from them starting out at super small bars.
It just looks like a really good movie.
There you go.
Michelle in Colorado, good morning.
Good morning. How are you?
We're good. How are you?
I am doing awesome. About to walk into class for the day.
I love it. What can I do for you?
I just wanted to call and say thank you for your awesome show. I love listening to it every day.
Oh, thanks. Well, can we do anything better? I always like to ask you, because you listen, we're part of your morning, hopefully.
Like, what can we do better on this show?
I would recommend it maybe a few more of the morning corneys.
Oh, more morning corneys. Amy, how do you feel about it?
that. Well, wow. I mean, that's the first. Okay.
You know what I do on that TV show? I go to other dancers, like other pros and be like,
hey, what can I do better? I just like other eyeballs all the time. Even for the radio show,
I go to people and like, hey, what can I do better? And so, because I, you know, I have people
that I work with and, boy, Amy, what are you laughing at?
I just literally thought, just because she said that about the jokes, I thought you were
literally about to say you go up to people on Dancing with the Stars and tell them my jokes.
Oh, no, I don't do that.
No, I don't do that.
That's good, though.
Carry on.
No, that's all.
I like to know what our listeners want us to do more.
What would you like us?
What do you like about the show, Michelle?
Everything.
You guys always have such a positive and uplifting attitude,
and it's just an awesome way to start the morning.
Well, thanks.
Well, that's nice.
Well, thank you for the call.
I appreciate that, and I hope school's good today.
All right, thank you.
Have a good day.
See you later.
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Let's go to Christine.
Christina in Massachusetts.
How are you?
I am doing fantastic.
How are you?
Great. I mean, it's, it's a Wednesday.
The show's going pretty good.
Everybody's here. I know. I know. What can I do for you?
I just had, first of all, I love you guys. I listen all the time.
I just had a quick question on Dancing with the Stars.
If they ever tell you how many votes you actually receive, or if it's a mystery.
It's a mystery. We never know. I don't know.
I just have to think because I haven't been getting super high scores that our listeners of the show are coming through for me because
I don't know, I'm just a big lanky gumbie out there dancing.
Look, you are doing great, and clearly you two are the most entertaining.
That's why they put you on last.
I don't know.
I don't know what to say, but no, they don't tell us what we're doing
and how we're doing with the votes.
They tell us our scores when they're like, six.
I'm like, oh, I posted a thing on my answer story.
Have you looked at my answer story today, Amy at all?
No.
So last night I posted a picture of me because I got so upset with the judges
when they gave me a six.
I'm just disgusted in my face.
And they're like six, and I don't hide it.
I don't.
When I get upset, I just show it.
When I get happy, I show it.
And they don't want you to get angry at the judge's comments.
They're like, hey, if the judge are saying something, just nod and smile.
I'm like, but that's not me.
Yeah, you did the opposite.
Like, they started telling me, and I was like, what?
You have a temper tantrum of national TV.
But I took it and I put it.
and I digested it and I feel they were right,
but that doesn't mean I can't have that emotion.
I don't believe feelings are ever wrong.
I believe it's how you act on your feelings.
You can feel a certain way about anything.
Your feelings are never wrong.
You can have them justified.
You can be told a different perspective
and they can change based on something.
But I don't believe something like,
oh, your feelings are never wrong.
And in that picture, my feelings weren't wrong.
I was upset of myself.
I was just upset.
It's all my answer story.
Mr. Bobby Bowens, if you click through it.
I like that you talk back to the,
judges because it shows that you care.
I do care.
Like all those people that just sit there and take it, I'm like, so you don't care that
they're bashing you?
You worked hard for that dance.
Like, tell them, hey, like, I'm trying.
Well, they're right, though.
I mean, they're right about things.
They're experts.
I just thought that they, it doesn't matter what I thought.
I was also disgusted with myself, but I hit every step.
What do you want for me?
I don't know.
Like, they didn't even comment on your dancing on the table and jumping down and
sticking the landing.
I mean, they gave you no props.
Like, why don't they say, hey, you did some.
things good too. They did.
Carrie Ann and Oba said I'd change the world or something.
You make the world a better place. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, but that's not to do with your dancing.
Well, listen, thank you.
Let's see. Let's go over to, man, we've got a lot of people calling in.
Appreciate that. Amy, anything you want to say?
No, now I'm checking out your Instagram right now and so I'm like, oh, yeah.
It's in my Insta story.
Yeah, sorry, I'm on your Insta story right now and definitely see that.
Yeah, I got a little disgusted by that.
Yeah.
I am me, though.
There's one thing I am.
It's me.
The Babbon Show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Okay, this is taking pumpkin spice to a whole new level.
Buffalo Wild Wings is the latest chain to jump on the pumpkin spice train.
They have a new flavor barbecue pumpkin spice wings.
But that sounds good.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not anti it.
I like pumpkin.
I like pumpkin and a kidnut lot.
I like pumpkin.
I don't know why it's just during this time of year.
I like pumpkin in February too.
But I'm into it.
Like it makes me want to go just to have that and try it.
So I'm into it.
Don't be a hater.
What else,
Sam?
Okay, so Bobby, I thought of you when I saw this because coffee is now a part of your daily
routine.
And the headline is, want to be a father, try coffee.
Because men who drink two cups a day of coffee, they are more than twice as likely
to get their partners pregnant.
I mean, I don't only have a partner.
I know, I know, but you are drinking coffee.
So.
So I was just going to throw that out there.
And you do talk about how maybe you want a baby.
Oh, no, no.
I want kids for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you think you want a newborn or you've talked about adoption?
Can I get like a 17-year-old?
So you can't have down for a year?
Yeah.
They graduate high school.
I help them on the adult side of things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to have a baby.
I'm not sure.
I think it just depends on if, when, who I get married to.
Like, I'm just down for whatever makes.
us, whoever that is happy.
I don't even have an us yet.
Like, I've been dating someone a little bit, but it's not...
Okay, so now it's dating.
I don't know.
I mean, you just say it's dating.
We've been on, like, some dates.
Lunchbox has a good question, though.
Have you all discussed kids?
Yep.
I don't know that we've discussed it.
I think I've probably said, yeah, I think I want kids.
But I wasn't like, let's talk about kids.
Let's talk about kids, baby.
Everything's a 90s song on my head right now.
I did I'm see Hamer all.
Everything.
Everything.
Everything.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think I've said, yeah, I think I want kids.
You might want to ask her if she wants kids and how many and names.
But she's in her third.
Wait, I don't want to give anything.
Oh, you read that now.
Oh, wow, wow, wow.
That's huge.
Is that a big hint?
I said she's thirsty.
Oh, breaking news.
We're taking this to Twitter.
She's thirsty.
You're going to get her some water.
Yeah, that's what I meant to say thirsty.
Yeah, breaking news.
What's the breaking news?
Bobby just admitted the lady he is seeing is in her 30s.
Did I know, really?
We finally admitted she's a girl.
We really have left it in unisex.
That's true.
That's true.
Okay.
Are we done with this part of the show?
It was basically gender neutral and ageless until now.
It was like water.
I was basically going to days with a glass of water.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anything else you guys want to know?
While we're on this real quick.
I know there's been a list circulating on, like our listeners are deep diving.
and trying to figure out who I'm...
The only reason I don't say it is because I told you.
It's not about me.
I would say immediately who it is.
How old is you're dancing with a stars partner?
Exactly.
Charna?
How old is she?
I don't know.
Who knows?
Amy, go ahead.
Should my third story be the B team
and what they've investigated?
Okay, our listeners, the B team, are hardcore
and they're awesome.
They're passionate.
And apparently they've been investigating.
They are good investigators.
Go ahead.
I'll throw my other story out the window
and tell you all that they have noticed
a mystery girl in the audience, particularly this last Monday.
She has blonde hair.
That's a Maud's girlfriend.
That's trainer on Maud's girlfriend.
Well, there goes that theory.
Come on, guys, you can do better than that.
Do you think I'd be so deliberate as to put her in my section at Dancing with the Stars?
Or would you throw people off by thinking that, yes.
Good point, Amy.
Correct.
You never know about me.
What else?
There was also a brunette in the audience that night and someone that has been in your life for years, Megan.
Megan Bordman?
Yes.
No, we're not dating.
She's on the list.
No, we're not dating.
No, no.
Again, this is the B team's list.
They've been investigating.
We went out on a couple dates way back in the day, but we're not dating years later.
No.
Right.
She's a good friend now.
Go ahead.
And third on the list is one of my best friends, Mary B.
And definitely not happening.
Wait, why would you say definitely not happening?
Like I'm some sort of, wow.
A spoiled fish?
Definitely not happening.
No, that's not true.
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
So B-Team, y'all need to get to work because you struck out.
And there's a new hashtag, though, out there.
What's the new hashtag?
What is it?
What is it?
Is it really?
No, no.
It is.
Lunchbox started just now.
I see it on Twitter.
Okay.
So if you're going to talk about this, you need to make sure that hashtag is included.
Bobby, can I just tell you that I had a business-related call with someone that I don't really
know that well yesterday?
And it ended with.
So can I just ask you who Bobby's dating?
And I'm like, are you for real right now?
I think everywhere I go, it's, like I walk down the street, and they used to yell a shoe boy at me.
They don't.
Now they go, who you done?
Really?
It's crazy.
And I'm not, I would say, I just don't want to put that on her right now.
It's just, there's no need.
Eddie's the only one of the room who doesn't know.
That's correct.
And I just looked up.
Sharna, your partner on Dancing with Starts, is 33 years old.
Does that make you think it's her more?
She's moved up.
She's definitely moved up on my list.
Do you want me to tell you?
Yes.
You do want me to tell you?
Yes.
Yes.
You should tell him.
Come on, I'm the only one that doesn't know.
Yes, I want to know.
It's time.
No, it's not time.
Let them suffer.
Let him suffer.
You sit over there and you just contemplate and you think about it and you be just like every other listener.
You don't get to know.
Why?
Why should you know?
Give me one good reason.
Because I'm Bobby's friend.
I'm part of your group.
I mean, we're all hitting this together.
He offered it to you and you said no a week ago.
And now all of a sudden you care?
I said, I do not want to know until the rest of the crew knows.
And now they all know.
Hey, Gator Harris and our program director here, do you want to know?
Sure.
Come here.
Yeah, I'll tell you and I'll tell you and I'll tell you.
Oh my goodness.
I'll tell me to tell Gator in his ear.
And then I don't want, I don't want there to be a reaction.
So by the way, go ahead.
The only way I want to know is because my wife is wearing me out trying to figure it out.
But she can't tell you.
Yeah, you can't tell you.
Oh, yeah, right.
By the way, I get the question a lot to you.
You can tell your wife.
You can tell your wife.
I can?
Yeah, okay.
I get the question a lot too, and I just make up names and tell them.
Okay, so I'm going to write down who it is.
and you can see it.
But don't tell Eddie.
Don't react, but don't tell Eddie.
Here, cover it more.
You may be able to see through that paper with the...
I got to poker face it or...
You have to poke it.
Well, no, you can react however you want.
Okay.
Oh, poker face. Lady Gaga.
Ah, I see what you did there.
Do you think you know who it is?
No, no, I have no clue.
Okay, are you ready?
Yeah.
Now, what do you think about that?
I think, listen, if you find happiness, I think it's awesome.
There you go.
Right.
I think you're both blessed.
How do you feel about that?
Do you feel like, is it something?
someone you would have thought maybe possibly?
Oh, wow.
No, I hadn't figured that out.
Could you read my writing?
Yeah, it took me a second, but yeah, got it.
All right.
So, Eddie, now Gator knows and you don't.
How do you feel?
I feel terrible.
This is the dumbest thing ever.
Like, the gator knows now?
What's so awful about Gator knowing?
Why would it be Gator being a bad thing?
Yeah.
It's just one more.
I mean, you had anyone else.
Pick someone from the street, and if they know, it's like...
Hey, walk out on the sidewalk and lunchbox.
Stop someone.
It's also one of the street.
Unbelievable.
All right, Amy, are you done with that?
Yeah, I'm Amy.
That's my pile.
All right.
Thank you, Eddie.
What?
You're a good man.
Yeah, well, tell me who you're dating.
Just remember who offered it to you a month ago and you didn't want to know.
I know.
That's what I get for looking out for me.
Lunchbox.
There you go.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Hey.
Amy, what's up today?
Nothing just hanging out with my dad and my kids.
That's it.
Yep, you.
I'm going to go in.
I try to learn some more of the waltz as I'm dancing the waltz on Monday nights
Dancing with the Stars.
It's Disney Night.
And I'll be doing part of your world from Little Mermaid.
I'm going to try to watch Little Mermaid tonight.
I got to get a bobby cast in tonight.
I've practiced until six.
I have a haircut.
I got to get a bobby cast in.
I don't know.
I need more hours.
But I'm only going to start the Little Mermaid tonight.
Good.
Yeah.
Lunchbox?
You're going to love it.
Yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Lunchbox?
Oh, I got a soccer game and Survivors on tonight.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Cool.
Get ready.
Poor?
Survivor and Soccerapid.
Drop your buffs.
They're going to switch tribes and it's going to get interesting.
Oh, wow.
They may do a switch thing on our show where they switch this partner.
No way.
I don't know if they're doing that this season or not, but some seasons they'll do a switchup
where they make you get another pro.
What?
I don't know if they're doing it this season, not this week.
Because Disney and then Halloween, and then we have country week.
That stresses me out.
I know.
Because I love Sharna.
She's perfect for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's hardcore, man.
Hey, have a great day.
Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.
Thank you so much.
We'll see tomorrow.
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