The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Had To Sign ‘Sex-Ed’ Permission Slip for Her Daughter + What’s the Haps: Bobby Had Best Time at the Arkansas Game + Song Lyrics We’d Get Tattooed

Episode Date: September 13, 2021

Amy shares the story behind the permission slip she had to sign for her daughter that she wasn’t expecting. We share stories from our weekend. Bobby had the best day ever seeing Arkansas beat Texas over the weekend. We each share what song lyrics we would get tattooed on our bodies and where.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm more of a monier kind of guy. Oh, boy. Because I got a whole week to do whatever I please. To make my life, how I want to make it. Monier, it won't stick on, though, because nobody else feels like me. I'll wake up on Monday and I'm ready to go. No mania.

No monier. I want to make monier work. No. I'm not posting money. I just decided right now that this is my new thing. Nobody is going to be with you. Hey, it's money. Let's go get some stuff done today.

No. It's basically, it's just a big old whiteboard that you can make color, whatever color you want. Any design, any art, make the week as good as you want to make it. I call it monier. Welcome to Monier, everyone. Thanks. I need to be reminded to say this every Monday now, Mike. Okay.

Because I'm going to make Monier, I think. Mike, don't do it. Okay. Since it is Monier, It's the good news countdown. Counting down the biggest good news stories across the land. Let's go, five to one. Let's hit it.

Number five. A rich guy in England recently passed away and left most of his money to a bellhop at a hotel. He used to go through a lot. They haven't said how much it is, but they have said he'll never work another day in his life. That's so cool. It reminds me of the Billy Currington song. People are crazy. Yeah.

Because he was going to the bar and just hanging out and the guy, The old guy at the bar left all the money to him. Yep. I'm going to have to go back and listen to that song. People are crazy. That's good. Number four. These sisters found out they were pregnant within a week of each other.

They had the same OBGYN. They went to the doctor's appointments together. Their due dates were just five days apart. Even though one was induced two weeks early, they both delivered baby girls on the same day at the hospital. Which, why do you think that is? Because they planned it. Right. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it's special for them and like special for the babies and they're going to grow up, I'm sure, to be best-used. Kind of weird, though, that one was like, all right, I got to go. And the other one was like, oh, I need to go too, bro. Induce, end up, right? Yeah. It's a good story. I have two friends, best friends.

They were in rooms beside each other as they both had their babies. Crazy. Mm-hmm. I like that. Within hours. But they didn't plan it. No. See, I like that because it's coincidence.

Yeah. Yeah. And then they're best friends. I was just kind of torn if this was good news or. It's all right. It's all. All right. Let's do the next.

Number three. A 45-year-old woman named Sarah Armstrong has been using the pandemic to get in shape. She's now lost 140 pounds. She was 322 last March, and now she's down to around 180. Wow. Which is crazy. Number two. Dozens of people in Houston had a party to say goodbye to their beloved postal worker, Mr. James, after 14 years of delivering mail and smiles.

At the party, he greeted everybody by name. Then at the end, Mr. James wanted to give a young boy his mail pouch. Here's the clip. This is a real one, man. Vinny, this is so special, buddy. What do you say? That's the two big, baby. Oh, that is so sweet.

You're going to go, Mr. James. Number one. Daphne had achieved her long-term goal of getting her diploma after dropping out of high school when she got pregnant. After she had her first child at 15, she tried to go back. but transportation and childcare issues were challenges. The 28-year-old now has six kids, and it's proud to show now that it's better late than never

because she went back and worked and got her diploma. By the way, she has six kids. Oh, my goodness. At 28. I had a lot of kids. I thought Eddie had a lot of kids. She's going to have a good retirement. What do you mean?

Because all the kids, what's the empty nester? Like early, she's going to have so many. She's going to be. Oh, you're saying because she had them so young. Yeah, it's awesome. I don't think she's ever going to be able to retire, dude. Yeah. I was like, with what money?

Yeah. All right, there you go. What? The good news countdown. Time to open up that mail bag. Let's go. You send an email and we read it on the air. It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.

Yeah. Good morning, Bobby Bones. My husband and I have talked multiple times about adding a dog to our family. We went to the shelter and found a St. Bernard that followed our two-year-old son around the entire 45 minutes that we were there. My son and I fell in love with this dog, but my husband wants a dog that is smaller and sheds. less. Since we went and saw the dog, my son wakes up every morning and searches the house calling out for a puppy and then breaks into tears when there is no puppy. How can I convince my husband that this dog and my son have a connection that is special and we won't find another

dog with this kind of connection? Thanks, a worried mama. Love the email. However, your two-year-old will bond with any puppy. Yeah, I think maybe she's bonded. Yeah, I think so too. And listen, I hope you get this dog. I hope you get a dog. I'm a big dog guy. We have two dogs. We just adopted another one like six months ago. That being said, I don't think that dog is such a big deal.

Unless everyone's on the same page, it's hard to jump in on a dog and the kind of dog. Because they all take different types of care. They need different time spent with them. They need different exercise. The shedding could be an issue. I think you all have to be on the same page. So I'm going to say, you can trade something out with your husband. Like, hey,

if you let us get this dog, you can get a PS5 or something like that. You're going to have to give something to get something in this situation. I think it can be done, but I don't think begging at this point is going to work if your kids are already been crying for a bunch of days. What do you think? Yeah, I mean, I think that's a good approach. The husband's going to have to be on board unless you want to take on the responsibility all by yourself because you're two-year-old. Well, that ain't going to happen. You also know that's not going to happen.

Two-year-old cannot help take care of a puppy. So, I mean, yeah, it's such a. a responsibility that I would say you've got to be patient until you're all on the same page and you come up with a plan. And yeah, you made a great point that the two-year-old's going to bond with any dog. The two-year-old will love any puppy.

I will love any puppy. I love all puppies. I say if you really want this dog, sometimes to get what you want, you got to give a little more than you were comfortable giving. And that's what you've got to do. What does he want? Does he want a weekend golf getaway? Do you want a new set of golf clubs?

Does he want some stakes? Who know? I don't know. But is that going to make him love the dog? He will love the dog anyway. Eventually, yeah, he'll come around. Like once the dog is in there, we just got to get the dog in. He's going to love the dog. It just takes a second.

Yeah, I agree with that wholeheartedly. My husband fought us on the, when our Rottweiler passed away Josie, and then the kids desperately wanted a new dog. And this rescue opportunity came in for this laverdoodle that spent a year of its life like tied up. So inside there's anxiety. The dog was bonkers. It almost died.

It was so dramatic when we got the dog. But now everybody loves the dog. And he was anti. Nope, we're not doing this. We're not doing it. And listen, I don't remember if I had to like give a golf getaway or what I did to get it. But we find you got the dog. So, yeah, I would say everybody comes around.

So yeah, do that. Offer, get the dog. Yeah. Go have a good life. That's what we say. That's my advice to you if you really want that dog. Otherwise, keep going back and find a dog you can all agree on. But it's a lot of work.

That's plan B. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. All right, especially with a two-year-old. Yes. And a two-year-old's a lot of work. It's a lot. So I hear.

All right, that's the mailback. Close it up. We've got your email and we've read it on the air. Now it's about to close Bobby's mailbag. Yeah. Last week we played Never Gonna Get It and Abby lost. She was the first person to ever lose all three rounds. Because it ends in a coin flip.

You have 50-50 chance to win, even if you miss the first two rounds, right? Yeah. So she's back on the phone right now. Everybody, welcome Abby back. Abby. And they call her Abby. All right, Abby. Here is the never going to get a question for today.

According to a recent survey, one in three men don't know this fact about their wife or partner. One in three men don't know this fact about their wife or partner. What is it? Already got mine. So, Abby will get a chance to guess. If she misses it, she can team up with one of you guys. Wow.

What would you not know? Coin flip. Okay. One in three men don't know this? According to a recent survey, one and three men don't know this fact about their wife or partner. All right, Abby, coming to you first. What do you think the answer is?

There. That's a good guess. It's not bad. But it's incorrect. Oh, great. That's what I have. If you do have it, change it up. Wrong answer right there.

All right, show how are you guys feeling? One through 10, do you feel like you got it? I got a seven. I hear a little out. Six. Give me two. Got a five. One through ten.

How do you feel about it? Yeah, give me an eight. Oh, okay, so Ray comes out thinking he's got a good shot at it. According to our recent survey, one and three men don't know this fact about their wife or partner. Abby, what is it? Who are you picking? Okay, let's go with Ray again. Come on, Reimundo.

The last time she picked Ray, he did not get it. That's okay. Amy, what's your answer? Um, dress size. Dress size lunchbox. Social Security number. Eddie. Well, that's really good.

Name of their high school. Morgan. Their favorite color. Oh. Phone number. Oh. You say phone number? Yeah.

Phone number's good. I don't know anybody's phone number. I'll say this. Somebody got it. Whoa. Favorite color. It has to be high school. Okay.

So that was a joke. Amy. I'll be funny. Yeah. Okay, good. Don't make fun of me now. Well, I love how I always get made fun of him. But nobody makes fun of Eddie for saying high school.

Abby. Abby. So you've picked Ray. I will tell you right now Ray did not get it right. Oh! But, but I'm going to let you change over. You guys, without leaning toward anyone, just say your answer one more time.

Dress size. Social security number. You can do it. Name of her high school. Their favorite color. One of them is right, Abby. Who are you teaming up with? Let's go with Lunchbox.

Social Security number. She's going lunchbox. Yeah, it's about time you get on the right train, girl. I don't think anyone knows that. Eddie, you're wrong. It's not high school. Are you sure? Amy,

dress size, you're wrong. See ya! See ya! See ya! Oh, it's go, Abby! Abby, you ready to win? crap from the back! Lunchbox,

all security number is wrong. It's my favorite color. His favorite color. Yes! Okay, we're down to the coin flip again. Bobby, do you know Caitlin's favorite color? I do. What is it?

Yeah, I know mine too. Well, she has a couple. She has two favorite colors. Uh-oh, you don't know of us. Her favorite color, she always said as a kid was clear with pink on top. Now it's green. Okay.

I have no idea of pink on top. I have no idea of my wife's favorite color. Okay, well then I guess you're one out of the three then. All right, here we go. Amy, uh, watch it. Abby, heads or tails on the coin flip. I'm going with heads again. Amy, tell her what it is.

All right, Abby, you win. Thank you for playing the game with us again. Thank you for giving me two chances. All right, there she is. Our player, Abby. Yes, well, let's clap for her again. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2, 30 Second Skinny.

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Tell me something good. Have you guys seen the videos of the guy going through the drive-thrus and tipping people big amounts of money? No. Because we always talk about stories where people are at restaurants and it's like, this person gave him a thousand bucks. But this guy's actually going through drive-thrus and surprising workers with big tips.

In the clip, he's seen pulling up to several different drive-thru restaurants and asking employees how much they want to be tipped. They all suggest a dollar or two. And then he pays up to 100 times what they ask. But he says what he's going to do before. before he goes up there. I saw another one too on TikTok where a guy

he does this bit where he'll take like $100 bucks all the way up to see him to 500 bucks too and he goes up to somebody sitting in the parking lot and he's like

hey did you lose this and if they say no it's not mine he gives it to them for being honest oh I love that and if they say yes it is

or if he's like did you lose any did you lose cash and they like take yeah yeah yeah how much then he kind of runs through that

and he's like nah it must not be the right one one woman he went up two and she was in the car and he was like did you lose this and she was like, no, I didn't. She was like back in the back

of a Kmart parking lot. And he's like, are you sure? It's like, it's like, it's $500 cash. Somebody have had to loss. She goes, it's not mine. And I'm sure somebody needs it. And you could tell that she was having a rough time. And it's like, I think you need this.

And she was like, what do you mean? She starts crying. It was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. It was awesome. All right, that's what it's all about right there. That was tell me something good. Okay, if you had to get a song lyric

tattooed on you, what song lyric would you get tattooed on you? Okay? Don't say none because they're like you have to We put a gun to your head Oh okay It's a game What song lyric do you get tattooed on you Amy I get George straight

A Love Without End Comma Amen That's pretty good Yeah that's good Where do you put it Don't know yet You're forcing me with a gun

Now I got nothing on the other side of your head Where do you put it? Oh wow wow Okay then I put it Like up my forearm maybe and like a single what do they call it the new way everyone's doing it

the really thin single needle that's what I got like real thin right real thin mine and I didn't have one that comes to me right now but when I was growing up until I was like 26 or 27

and I still love the counting crows but I always identified with this line because I always thought man when I watch TV or listen to the radio I want to hear me like I want to make it so if I'm just walking by a best buy I want to see me on the TV. And there's a line

in Mr. Jones when he says, when I look at the television, I want to see me, staring right back at me. And my whole life, I was like, that's what I want. And so, as kind of an homage to my younger driven self, I would probably

get that written as well. Like, where? Well, that's the problem. I was going to put like the back of the forearm or like near the collarbone, like a little block here. Oh, that's cool. Like underneath my collarbone. phone right there. You can't do that.

Why not? Okay, lower back, tramp stamp. Yes, hit it. There you go. Here is mine right here. There you go. That's cool because you've done it. Eddie?

Mine just came to me recently. I've never thought about this, but when the questions asked, I'm like, this is easy. West Virginia down in Tennessee, George Strait. I actually walked it with my own feet, so why not?

You have two George Straits, one counting crows. You want to know where I'd put it? Where? On my feet. Oh, that would hurt, though. They say that's one of the most painful places to get one. The top or the bottom of my phone?

No, no way. Lunchbox? It's easy, guys. When this question is asked, the first thing that pops in my head, and this is going to go on my left peck of my chest, and it is going to be, I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. All of that.

Right. And where do you write that? Right on my left pack, because when my shirt is off, it's a left peg. Why the left? I don't know. I'm right-handed, so on my left side. gets probably, you know, neglected a little bit, so give it some love.

Ramundo, you? Drake said it best. You only live once because, I mean, it's pretty realistic. You really only live once. So you're right, Yolo? Yeah, Lolo. Back shoulder blades all the way across. All right, you can put your answer up on our Facebook page.

We'll ask that question. Just go follow the Bobby Bone show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so apparently the worst days for porch pirate thefts are Mondays and Tuesdays. There's not really any rhyme or reason why, but maybe a lot of people order packages towards the end of the week and then they start flowing in and mail starts to arrive Mondays and Tuesdays and Porch Pirates are out there. And I would say because people are back at work for the most part. Oh, yeah. More on Monday and Tuesday than any other day.

So I don't know if it's about packages getting there as much as it is the availability of them being there. Yeah, just when people were surveyed, it was like, what day of the week were you stolen from? and Mondays and Tuesdays were the most popular days. Any story about the delivery guys dropping the package off in the houses? What days that happened? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I have update to that, though. On your story?

On my story, because I kind of had the opposite. Someone didn't steal my package. They kindly took my package from my porch and put it inside the entryway of my house because my front door was unlocked. And we've all been confused. I didn't know how it happened. And we thought it was just a nice delivery guy. Well, turns out it was Lexi hated.

Our old intern. Our old intern. She's now a singer. Who is also a woman in country music now. And she's a singer-songwriter. And she also happens to walk dogs as her, that's like she's her side hustle. And so she walks my dog Kara. And she heard us talking about it on the Bobby Bone Show and sent Mike D a message and was like, hey, that was actually me.

I put it inside for Amy because it was so big. I didn't want someone to steal it. Do we have that message or do we just trust that that's real? She DMed it to him. Oh, she wrote it. Okay. But Mike, you verify that? Yeah, it was her.

Okay. Yeah, so shout out Lexi Hayden. Panera bread is selling a macaroni and cheese sandwich. And I'm going to have to go try this because it sounds amazing. So pretty much they've got two pieces of bread, toasted to perfection with macaroni and cheese on the inside with parmesan sprinkled on top. Yum. That sounds good. I know.

All right? I'm a sucker for any kind of mac and cheese situation. And then I have the best country. karaoke songs that you need to sing. So if you happen to have a karaoke event coming up. I do Chattahoochee. Ooh, friends in low places. Amarillo by morning.

What do you have over there? So in it number five, this is a poll that was done and these are voted the best. You've got John Denver, Take Me Home Country Roads. Yeah, that's a good one. Eddie and I were singing from John Denver the other day. Yeah, we were. Because I'm leaving on a jet plane. And we argued about it.

Why? Because I didn't know that John Denver Road. it and then Bobby knows more about music than I do not true he said I think it's somebody else but it was the mom is and the pop is no Peter Paul and Mary did cut it but John Denver wrote it yeah there's the conversations and arguments we have

on the road and at number four Dolly Parton Jolene Then at number three Charlie Daniels with the devil went down to Georgia Oh good one That's a tough one I can do it Yeah you can I can do it without words But that's a tough one to do because it's so fast

Yeah Zach Brown band Chicken Fried At number two For a kid karaoke song. I would do it. And what else? I think we'll all love number one because everyone will sing along, and it's Garth Brooks' friends in the places. That's the one you do if you want the group in with you.

Everybody to sing in the bar. All right, there you go. I'm Amy. That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So this guy Rob and this girl Shannon, they were just sitting at their house, and then all of a sudden there's a burst pipe.

and they really did not have time to deal with this. But it led to something cool. Through the pipe busting, they were able to find a ring that was lost in the house like 25 years ago. So they went next door to their neighbor and showed the ring because he lived at that house for like years and years and years and sure enough,

he knew who had belonged to and they were able to turn the ring to the owners. What kind of ring was it? Does it say it's like a wedding ring? This is a 10-carat-gold period ring. I don't know what any of that means. I don't even know what carrot gold means. Because there are like carrots and diamonds

What is a carrot gold? Does anyone know what carrot gold is what? I don't even want to guess. I don't need, because now after doing some engagement ring shopping, I kind of now know diamond carrots. Yeah. The higher the carrot, the more expensive for sure. And I was reading about MC Hammer's gates

outside of his place when he was super rich. Yeah. And he had like 24-carat gold bar gates. Oh, wow. Because he spent all that money and lost all that money. but I don't know anything. I'm glad he got the ring back. Great story.

Pipe burst, they found a ring. But the gold thing's confusing to me. And also, that guy lost millions and millions and millions of dollars. Who? MC Hammer? Yeah. He was traveling with an entourage all the time of like 40 to 50 people. Wow.

Private jets. Again, his house, the bar inside of his house were gold. That is the life. No, that's what happened. He lost it all. All right, Amy. Is there anything else you like to say about that? No.

Okay, that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Eddie says he'll never be able to coach his kids sports teams? No chance. Why? Zero. I've been asked, oh my gosh, dozens of times, will you coach this year? Will you coach this year? And I always say no, because the schedule could be weird. And I can't, I can't just tell you that I can do all the games. I just, I have a crazy schedule. That's my excuse. Now I know why I really can't. I filled in a couple days ago. They were

having practice and a couple dads didn't show up. I'll take over. Bones, these kids are so terribly behaved. They don't listen to anyone. They're running the bases and I'm like, you stop over there and form a line. And at one point, I was just going to start yelling at all. I'm like, I can't. Some of the parents are here. I'm going to get in trouble. But I don't know how some of these coaches do it.

Like, you want to just rip some of these kids at all. You shouldn't say that all that. Well, you know what I'm saying? And then with that, we're going over to the morning corny. Here's Amy's morning corny. The morning corny. What works faster than a calculator? What works faster than a calculator?

A calcine now. Calc you later. Okay. Calc you now. Okay. That was the morning corny. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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Friday night lights. What kind of an investment is it? And does it still hold up? I've tried to watch it and I stopped watching it. Oh my gosh. Don't listen to Bobby. Yes. Yes. It's worth it. Keep going. It's an investment. And I'm jealous you're just now starting. I would give anything to go back to the day that I started it. But does it hold up? You can, though. Yes, it holds up.

Oh, Bones. It's definitely worth the investment. It's going to take a while because it's very long, but it's worth every single episode. Yeah. And it's small town, Texas, Friday night football. Nothing has changed about that. Okay. It holds up. Here's the next one.

Why did the boys bring a ladder to school to high school? Bye. Oh. High school. I like it. Hi. All right, here's one more. Thank you for your suggestions for interviews.

You know, just asking questions. I had an interview for my dream job last week, and I absolutely killed it. And there were a couple times where I asked questions, I was like, oh, man, that's a really good question. So just got about another two weeks to find out if I will be a truck driver for an indie car team. And I'll be in the pits, too.

So, yeah. That'll be awesome. That's really cool. Awesome. Good luck. Let us know how that goes. Update us. Somebody from Utah fell victim to a ruse that started with a text message from someone claiming to be Ashley, a rep from Redkin, beauty, and hair products.

Is that a real company? Yes. Okay. And so Ashley convinced this Megan girl to shave her head bald, including her eyebrows, in exchange for a couple of thousand bucks. Because again, hair and beauty. Of course. Why would you not believe that? Yeah. I mean, that's like salon grade.

They sell that at the salons. After providing Ashley with progress picks and videos, the mystery woman then disappeared no cash. The number she was texting was out of service. Now, there was no, she didn't pay any money. It was just more like a prank than a scam. I know, I'm like, maybe that's the word. Maybe it's not scam.

And then I saw a picture of her, I mean, she ball-headed, ball-headed eyebrow ball, too. So maybe someone she knows? Well, that's just wrong. Right? Like, why do a stranger get something out of this? Well, what you get is a good laugh if you don't like her. Yeah.

It's mean. That's what you get out of it. Ashley is some punk 16-year-old boy with his friend sitting around. I wonder if she's going to shave her head. Or it's some other woman. Ooh, revenge. Jealousy. I mean, it's a different level when you shave the eyebrows. Yeah.

I mean, it's a whole different. Like, it stinks that she shaved her head because she's a very pretty, very pretty. But also, you're going to believe a text message? I'm going to need to FaceTime with you. Yes. I want to be br-oh. Oh, hello? I'm going to need to hit the FaceTime a little bit.

Kirstie in Arkansas is on the phone right now. Hey Kirstie, how are you? Great. How are you guys? Hey, Bobby. Hey, studio. What's happening? Oh, just on my way to teach some kids. Are you a school teacher? What grade do you teach? I am kindergarten this year. Wait, does it change for you? Are you getting, you know, shipped around grades or what?

I have a little bit, but some have been because I wanted to. And last year I went to help out with virtual and came back to my home school and kindergarten is where it is. I would think if I were choosing a grade to teach, it would either be really young or the oldest. Because I would think around fifth grade that kids aren't smelling good. Oh, yeah. No, junior high is got to be rough. And they're starting to kind of be jerks. Yeah.

Hormones. Yeah. Yes. All that's happening. There's a shift happening. Give me like kindergarten in first grade or 11th and 12th grade. or I'm, you know, I'm retiring from the profession. I'm being honest with you. I'm out.

See, I went 11th or 12th grade. I'm with you on that, but the curriculum was so much harder than kindergarten. What would you like to say? Bobby, I actually ran into you at the game this weekend. We were coming in and you were there. We yelled at you. My husband said, hey, can we get it sick? And you were like, yes, but the game's starting.

So thank you for being so kind. It totally made my kids. Whole day, whole month. They really like you. And we watched you with dancing on the song. but thank you so much for being genuine and taking the time to take a quick picture with us. Well, of course. And thank you for asking.

And listen, when the game was started, though, I mean, they kicked off. And I'm walking up and people are like, hey, we get a picture. I love take a picture. But I was like, quick, we got to go quick. And it's the only time I'll do that. But I was like, the game's going. Yeah, this is like one of the most important things in your life. It's the, except for my wedding and my wife.

It's the most important thing in my wife. And I always have time of people who listen to the show. See, the wife is still creeping in there to remind you. Hey, it was really great to meet you and thank you for calling and sharing that story. What a night, huh? Of course. Thank you. Yes.

Oh, my gosh. What a game. We had a great time. Did you rush the field? No, I didn't want to take my children to this. Yeah, and I was too old. A little too much for my kids. All right, well, have a good day.

Thank you, you too. See you later. Let's go. Hey, what's the haps? Well, that'll lead us into what's the haps. I went to watch the Arkansas and Texas game. And it was awesome. It was one of my top two games of all time.

Oh. It was that great. We got there. We went, but we haven't been good in years. We crushed number 15 team. We have a deep rivalry with Texas. It was awesome. I mean, it was literally amazing.

I did not rush the field. Wow. Back in the day, you would have? I did back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, I did back in the day. Didn't you hurt yourself doing that? I did.

I did that too. Does that still? happen, though? Like, people still... You don't tear down goalposts anymore. Even with COVID? Hey, there's no COVID, aren't you call? I can tell you that real quick. As soon as I cross the state line, getting back to my state,

it was no COVID. No COVID. And I tried to be responsible, and I got an elevator. I put a mask on. I was outside for the most part around people. What they crammed that elevator that we were in? Like 25 deep. Hey, it's game day, man. Come on. I hear you. That's my WhatsApp.

It was just... It was amazing. Then we got stuck in traffic for two hours on the way out. Yeah, that's the worst. You need a helicopter. Yeah, that's what I need. I was thinking of all the things I need and can easily get. I mean, I know that's not happening, but I mean, that's the way to do it, right?

I did see Jerry Jones, the Dallas Cowboys owner. That's so cool. Why was he there? He played for Arkansas. He's an Arkansas dude. Okay, you act as though I'm supposed to know this. You are. I'm supposed to know everything coming out of my mouth.

Everyone knows that. Okay. But that was the weekend for me. It was just an amazing, amazing game. amazing day. That's what's up. Amy, over to you. What's the haps?

Hey, what's the hatch? Well, I'm into everything pumpkin right now. Like, it is, I can't. I've embraced fall. It happens every year. I don't know why I'm surprised by it, but I'm starting to see it everywhere. Like, you can buy all the pumpkin creamers,

like at Target or the grocery store. They're all out, which is amazing. And all the, like, spiced countertop spray. Like, there's this acorn spice that you can get, really any, a lot of, it's Myers. And you can get it and you spray it. And it. smells like fall. I bought fall candles.

So you buy spice that smells like acorns. It's called acorns spice, but it smells like fall. It smells like cinnamon and like your pumpkin spice coffee, but on your countertops when you're cleaning. Caitlin ordered a coffee for me yesterday morning. And she's like, I, you coffee. So Uber each drops it off. Because

we were exhausted. We didn't get back to like one in the morning after the game. I was like, oh, thanks. And she's just looking at me. I'm drinking the coffee. She's looking at me. I'm drinking the coffee. She's looking at me. And I'm like, what's up? She goes, I put a little pumpkin in that. I was like, I don't taste the difference. Wait, you didn't taste it? Uh-uh. That's crazy. I like pumpkin pie, but otherwise, I'm all good

on pumpkin. Yeah. Well, she were both obsessed. Caitlin and I are both obsessed with that pumpkin cream stuff that you can put in there, and Caitlin found a recipe on TikTok where you can make it at home. Oh, Joy! That's a big deal! That's a big deal. We don't have to go spend $5, you can make it at home. Okay. All right, there you go. Hey, what's the hat? Eddie? Well, my son

turned eight this weekend, so we had a birthday party for him, inspired by Mike D. We rented out a movie theater for the cheap price of $120. And so anybody comes and I'm paying for a movie? Like up to 30 friends. And it was amazing.

Like, dude, we go to Chuckie Cheese. I dropped 300 easy. And so I'm like at movie theater with the movie that they want and they could run wherever they wanted, it was. They ran around during the movie. No one watched the movie.

It was like, I shut the door. I'm like, all right, boys, let it rip. I sat in the back, watch football. it was the greatest birthday party I ever been to. It was really cool. That is cool because you have this contained space. Yeah. You also have, yeah, your house too.

I'm telling you, out of all the 30 kids, maybe two wanted to watch the movie bones, everyone else didn't care. It was a birthday party. What movie was it? The space jam too. Maybe half of them had already seen it, too. Okay. Well, that's why they were running around. Hey, what's the hat?

All right, lunchbox. Lately, the wife and I have gotten back into garage sailing, and so we go garage sailing again this weekend. And I don't know if I'm just older or these. people around here don't have good garage sales, they have nothing but crap. We've been to garage sales like three weekends in row and not a sink. We haven't bought a thing. Like, people need to step. If you're going to have a garage sale, actually have stuff that's worth buying, please.

It's so annoying. I hear everybody now upgrading their stuff. Yeah. Right. Honey. We really need to put out our favorite porcelain. Lunchbox is annoying. Let's take a call from Leslie real quick.

Leslie. You're on the air. What's up, Leslie? Hey, so I saw a clip from the Arkansas game. and they absolutely tore down the goalpost. No, they lowered them as soon as the game was over. They have a hydraulic that lowers the goalpost immediately, so you can't tear them down.

Most stadiums are smart now where they go, we don't want them ripping it out of the ground. So it goes boop, and they lean them down and lay them down, but you don't run off at the goalpost. And we weren't trying to tear the goalpost up. We didn't win a national championship. We were just pumped to win a game. So no, no.

Now stadiums can actually lay goalposts down almost immediately. Okay. It really went down fast, so I really thought they were playing. Oh, it was like three, two, Goebbleds went down. Oh, cool. Yeah, I do that at my house too when I go to bed at night.

All my TV, everything goes down to the ground so we don't get crazy. We wake up sometimes, and the dog will just be on the couch chilling. It's like Toy Story, whenever the toys are at play when the kid goes to sleep or walks out. Stanley lives his best life.

He's all rolling around in chairs and couches. Sometimes we'll walk out, and he looks out and goes, oh, uh-oh. Busted. And then he walks back and lays down his bed. We have to stop making movies. so long. And the more TikTok world we get into, the more we're just not going to watch long movies. I hate a long movie. If it's over an hour and 45 minutes, it will keep me from watching the movie.

It's got to be really good. It better be so good for every minute over hour 45. I see two hours and five minutes and I think the gall. You're going to make a, but I understand. You're like, well, we're going to put a bunch of money into it. Let's make it long. We don't need to sit there for a long time. You just need to entertain us. That's it. I don't even check the. time. I do. I hate it. I hate long movies. Okay. The new Bond movies, the longest Bond movie ever at two hours, 43 minutes. Oh, you're out of your mind.

Stop that. Hollywood. You're out of touch anyway. But we don't have time for this. Fans are patiently waiting to experience the upcoming Bond movie. No Time to Die. It's the longest Bond movie ever made. Two hours and 43 minutes. Total, 163 minutes

September 30th. Just make it two movies. Anything over two hours, oh, you better tickle my pickle good because I do not, I'm not, I'm not in it. Hour 45, perfect time. Well, clearly they were trying to break a record. Back in the old day, that's what we did. We saw our movies. They were about an hour and a half.

We watched White Man Can't Jump or The Babe, and we called it a day. Yeah, and that's why I think kids, I mean, my daughter's 14 and she watches the movie recaps on YouTube. Yeah, that's what's going to happen. Because she just wants to get a whole movie in like 10 minutes and she knows exactly what happened and feels good about it. He's done it once, he's done it twice, he's done it again. I'm talking about the rock. So maybe a couple weeks ago, the rock pulled up beside a bus of tourists, and they all freaked out. Here's the first clip.

This is kind of funny. There's a tour bus here. Always tours through my neighborhood. Hey, you guys know where I can find the rock? And then he did it again. Here's the second time. Got a tour bus here, touring my neighborhood. Hey, you guys know where I can find the rock?

every time it gets a little less like oh go so I want to hear the next one he's hiding in the bushes though waiting for a that's what it feels like now that the rock sitting there behind the house going all right here we go but he does it again

he pulled up beside another bus of tourists and said hey you guys know where I can find the rock we got a tour bus over here this should be fun hey you guys know where I can find the rock where's the rock I need the rock Are you smell what I'm cooking?

Oh, you guys have a great weekend. Okay, see you guys. I do have to shout out to The Rock for using an old wrestling catchphrase. I like that, that he's not too good for that. Because sometimes people get a little too big for their britches and they don't want to do, do you smell la la la la la la la la la. But the Rock is cooking. That's pretty cool.

It's weird that every time he records it, he's like, it's almost like the second two clips. He's like, oh, wow, there's a tour of us. Like he doesn't know they're there and he hasn't already done this before. Like he's not chasing me. It's like not in his neighborhood. He's flying up to it. I kind of wish he would be a little bit more like, oh, let's do this again and see what happened.

I like the rock. I like the rock. But we're on three. That's it. That's it. Every time you do this for now on, rock is hurt your reputation a little bit. You're a wildly famous. It's like the long movie. We're done, right? You are basically bond right now. Now, that being said,

Lunchbox does claim he's a top 25 most famous person in Nashville. And so we have the setup. And we think on Thursday's show we'll be able to play back lunchbox seeing a tour bus here in town. We haven't done it yet. But today,

tomorrow or Wednesday, we have it set up where lunchbox is going to be. Scooba, can you explain exactly this bit and what's going to happen? So I don't want to say when we're going to do it because I don't want to tip anyone off. But essentially the plan is to have Abby and Kevin who work behind the scenes to go on the tour bus as tourists to record audio of reaction in video and then me

and lunchbox in the streets doing his whole The Rock thing of hey, has anyone seen the lunchbox? And then to record it either a reaction or no reaction. I feel like people are going to be like, no. And it's, hey guys, you know where I can find lunchbox? And then if you need to do your catchphrase, be like,

and that's the bonehead story of the day. Oh, I did with me, weird. Oh, I mean, that's what the Rock did because no one knew he was. He was like, they were like, you know, he's like, you know what the Rock is cooking? And then they kind of screamed. You know what's going to happen with the Rock? He's going to be on the

bus next time and pull off they go all right it's the rock i got a wig on let's see how they react but we will hopefully on thursday show have and we've been scuba steve been working just tirelessly on making this bit happen so that'll be happening later this week it's time for the good news with producer eddie there'll make something good shan valley from new jersey he was driving into work and he said i normally go this way to work but i'm going to cut to this neighborhood maybe i get there a little quicker. Well, good thing he did because he drove by a house that was engulfed in flames. He saw the smoke from a distance

so he started driving that way. When he got closer, he noticed, yes, it was on fire and there were two people standing on the roof waving, help, help. On the roof? On the roof of the burning house. Like probably the only way they could get out was that. Yes. So he gets out of the car and he tries to knock on doors and wake up neighbors so we can get a ladder. And in the

meantime, they say there's still people in the house. So he busted the front door. He runs in the house? No, he from the door, he says, wake up if he can hear me just come towards my direction, my voice, and they did. They got out. Neighbor came with a ladder, got the people down from the house. Unbelievable. Saved everyone just because he took an alternate route to work. What would you do in that situation? Well, let me tell you, when I was in the country about two years ago, I saw a house smoking, smoke coming from the roof of the house. So what I did, pulled over, I knocked on doors. You did. Yes, no one answered. I'm like, help somebody,

somebody finally a car starts coming down the road. I waved them down. I said, this place is on fire. He says, that's a tobacco smokehouse. That's what they do. And then he kept driving. But you know what you would have done, though. I would have done exactly what Sean did. What would you have done, Amy? I would have done what Sean did?

I think it's easy to say. I just wonder, would you have, like, beat on the door or run up? Or did you call 911 and I would go beat on the door. Lunch rocks? Oh, you know what I'd have done. 911 hero in the making out of it. What up? There's a fire! There's people on the roof.

Oh, yeah. Boom, boom, boom. They're up there yelling. I need a ladder quick. Oh, you want the ladder. Would you run in the house, you think? Probably. I bet he would have stolen the ladder from the people that brought it, gone up and gone him out, and then talked to the news and said, he found a ladder, he did this, he did that. But if he went up and got him, let's still put him. Exactly.

You guys, they steal my thunder? Get out of here. All right, that's what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Stories. Did you see the cat that they saved? Yeah. Okay, so at the Miami football game, there's this cat, and it's on a raft. It's like hanging from a string.

Yeah. It's like a stray cat that lives in and around the stadium. And it's up, and it kind of falls through a little crack, and it's hanging by a, and it slowly is getting worse and worse and worse. And you see the cat freaking out, and everybody under it is like, okay, you see hands go up, like they're going to catch it. People from the top are trying to reach down and get the cat. But he's too far under. And the cat, let's go. And plummets.

And they catch the cat in an American flag. Whoa. That was awesome. They catch the cat in an American flag. And the whole place is like, I was like making sure than anything from the game. And then they grab the cat and hold it up like they do on Lion King. Somebody's got to adopt that cat.

Yeah. Here's some audio of it. And then they rushed the field with the cat. No, they didn't do that. But it was a really, really awesome story. There was another game, and I'd have to find out where it was, but a woman gave birth in, like, the tunnel. What?

Dang. They had to block a tunnel off because she went into labor. Mike, see if you can find that. I'm just, like, thinking about tweets that I saw. Here we go. It was at a Southern Miss game. The tunnel was blocked off in the third quarter. They were told a woman was given birth.

Oh. Something I didn't expect at the Southern Miss game today. Our tunnel was temporarily blocked off in the third quarter, was told a woman was. giving birth. Southern Miss went on to win 37 to zero. No woman, no word on the woman in her newborn baby. Oh, that'd be cool if they gave the baby a full ride to Southern Miss. Oh. It's like meant to be. Here's the update. Reach out to Southern Miss. She was in labor in this thing, and they finally got her out of there in time to the hospital. Okay. So she didn't have the baby there.

But they shut the tunnel down as she was in labor to make sure that they could get her out of there. Boy, she's really pregnant going into the game. Well, that's cool. Let's see. A lot of parents are posting pictures, and I get a little jealous seeing it sometimes of their kids, and they're like, hey, my name's Timmy, I'm in fifth grade, here's my social security number. You know, it's just a lot of information on that board they hold up. My favorite thing to be is an astronaut. Here's my blood type, you know, all that. But they're like, don't do that because people can see their name, their age, their teacher, their features, and they can use that to steal your kid's identity because kid identity theft is a thing. Oh, wow.

So the photos are cute. I'll even admit that. But they're saying, hey, this is very dangerous because the whole my first day of school poster does put information up there that probably would not be known unless you posted it. Right. So don't do it. It's online stuff too, but also in person.

Like predators can also use that info to lure a kid if they're young enough. They can know all their info and make that kid feel comfortable and know their teacher where they go to school, their height, their weight, all the details. Hey, Timmy, I know you're 93 pounds. Get in. Like, wow, he nailed that. Well, I wasn't going to. Mom said don't talk to strangers, but. Well, it just be like, I know it's your first day at second grade.

Miss Taylor. Your mom told me to come get you. That is good. That's good info there too. So I still like the pictures. Maybe we just put a little less info. You can blur it out. Some police officers showed parents what to do, and it's like, take the photo so you have it for your record, like your stuff. Nobody cares about that. If you can't post it in this life.

No, you can still take the picture with the cute sign, but you just blur out the info. We should do that every year when we start back after Christmas vacation. This is my 13th year doing this show. I like broccoli. We're all old. We know everything. I'm always, I don't do any of that. I'm just not that mom.

But I am jealous of the moms that have those cute little boards with chalk and they do it every year. And I'm like, it's like it shows you your range of parenting. They're the parents with the cute little boards. Then there's parents that just write it on a piece of paper. Frank. Which, I mean, no shame in that. And then there's parents like me that just every year are like, dang it. I didn't do it.

Just a little BTS of what we talked about during this last commercial break. I was actually going to save this story. We do a daily tease where we send it to our affiliates. And it's like, hey, tomorrow on the show, it's 705. We'll do this. And I looked at this and I was like, I could tease this for tomorrow. And when I did the tease, I was like, hey, guys, tomorrow, 705, we'll tell you how to make sure your kids' information isn't stolen something.

you may be doing it. And I was like, if somebody, if this happens to like one of our listeners while I'm just teasing it, it's like the news going, coming up, in an hour, we'll tell you how not to die. And you're like, wait, what? Why do I got to wait an hour? I need to know now. Okay. Finally, a subway restaurant employee fought off a robber, and now she claims that she has been suspended from her job without pay. She thwarted the robbery on September 5th, the story says, according to leaked security camera footage that was shared with the Rockfordscanner.com. The video, timestamped at 1038, shows her fend off a robber who entered the store and walked directly behind the sandwich counter. As a scuffle between the two continued outside, the employee only section, the assailant dropped his gun and she retrieved it.

The robber can be seen trying to get his gun back while he has her purse in his hand. Now this is just Listen I think What's happening at these companies is you can't have people trying to fight off robbers If she felt like she was getting attacked And she was fighting for her Life

So she wouldn't die I think it's a different story And it is weird to go Yep you should be suspended fighting off a robber But it's like They can't have people Doing vigilante justice in a subway Yeah

If someone comes in you give them the crap And then you handle it afterward because she could have died you get a gun. Now if you're starting to feel attacked you have to fight and defend yourself for sure but boy she went out I gotta say she grabs his gun and

she got bigger cahones than I ever would I'd have been on the floor fetal position immediately like take all the tuna subs take them all like that'd be I understand what I would imagine is that's kind of a wink wink nudge nuts we have to suspend you but great job yeah yeah that happened to me once in radio

in Little Rock where I broke into another radio station and I took over their airwaves and then I went back and got screamed at I mean just yelled at at the top my general manager yelled at the top of his lungs while the door was open and everybody was right outside the office and then he shut the door and was like that was awesome between you and me

I can never say this publicly but that was awesome but she has his gun the video she's holding his gun what's he doing? How do you lose a gun if I'm Guy, don't let that thing down. All right, there you go.

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You guys know where I can find the rock? Where's the rock? And then about two weeks ago, Lunchbox was like, this would happen with me too. Talking about himself. Absolutely. Whenever I would pull up,

listen, guys, when I go out in public, I'm famous. So if I did this through a tour bus just like the rock, people would go crazy.

So my point is, I think on Thursday's show we'll be able to have it and bring it in to share. He hasn't done it yet. The audio like that. And you've got to turn your radio down because it's going to be so loud.

Oh, piercing screams? Yep. Hey, Paul in North Carolina. I appreciate. you calling. What's going on, Paul? Hey, good morning. How are you, Bobby? Doing pretty good. What can I do for you? Well, concerning lunchbox and the tour bus,

and he thinks he's that popular, the bus to go crazy, I think it would be very interesting if on the very next corner, when the bus stops, if you or Amy were standing there, and you said, hey, have you seen Bobby Bones? Or if Amy said, hey, have you seen Amy from the Bobby Bones show? and then compare the reaction. What are you yelling over him? No, no, you're not allowed to say the Bibone show, man.

All I heard was Lachbox go, so that's already disqualified because they already said I have to say Lunchbox, so I can't say where I'm from because the Rock didn't say Rock from the movies. But he's also famous for other things. I also don't want to put myself in that situation because no one's going to cheer if I do that.

Yeah, no way. Hey, everybody, it's Bigh Bones. Uh, yeah, crickets. And that's a stupid name. What are you a pirate? You know? So I would never, and I don't claim to be famous.

So, but Paul, that bit is not for me. Lunchbox has claimed that he's one of the top 25 most famous people in Nashville in country music. And so we'll put it to the test. It's backed up by facts. Because we named people

and we couldn't name 25 more famous. Yes, we know we could have named 100. I still think that's why Jake Owen isn't talking to me right now. Oh, no. It's because you were like, I'm more famous than Jake. I mean, don't take it person. It's just life. Sometimes you lose your star.

Who? Jake. Jake just put out another massive number one song. There is no star. Like some of the significant others of country stars are more known. Name one. Caroline Bryant. Who? Lauren.

Yeah, Caroline Brian, Luke's wife. She got a million Instagram followers. You don't even have a blue checkmark. Yeah, because they won't give it to me. Carrie's husband. What's his name? Mike Fisher. Mike Fisher.

There you go. Yeah, see, no one knows that is. Yeah, we do. Okay. Hey, thank you, Paul. appreciate that. Nicole Kidman. Okay, love you guys.

Got him. Gwen Stephanie. Never heard of her. Gwen Stephanie. Talk to me about this permission slip. Well, I had to sign one for my daughter to attend sex ed at school. But I feel like my mom had to sign that for me, too, when I was in fifth grade or something. Yeah, there were no permission slips where I come from.

Really? You get crammed in a room, you watch a video, and then you never speak about it again. That was it for us. They got a low roll. thing, the TV's on top of the roly thing. Everybody be quiet. I remember coach. One of our coaches, I can't remember which one, sat in there,

and everybody was like, and he'd be like, that's Licks. What? Paddling. Oh, gosh, I thought he was referring. Okay. No, no, Licks, whack. I thought he was referring to the TV. And so. I didn't do Eddie, and I was like, oh my gosh.

Wow, he went that hard, huh? Wow. Wow. Okay. Yeah, so, no, I remember kids. getting pulled out, which... Yeah, if you snickered, you got licks. No, no. Again, like that. And so nobody snickered after a while. We watched some terrible video.

They're so bad. I think we've advanced since then. I sure hope so. I mean, we as parents have a responsibility to be having conversations at home, too, for sure. And those conversations can start at a young age. But I was like, oh, wow, here we are. Seventh grade. Sex Ed. So I signed it. Had a talk with my daughter

about it, and it'll start soon. What do they teach? Don't know yet for sure. What did you talk to her about? I said, well, this is going to be for sex ed, sexual education. And we have different talks. Like, I've gotten some books that she has read to learn more about her body. And then we need to have the conversation of what happens with other bodies.

I mean, I need to go there. I have to. But I'm not embarrassed to do it. I just need to take the time to do it. But we have open conversations. I know she sees stuff. I mean, you're stammering around the line, so I don't feel like the conversations are that open. I know.

Well, I feel like I'm delayed because I adopted my kids and I got my daughter when she was, well, she joined our family when she was 10 and now she's 14. But it's like parents have an opportunity. If you just start open communication as young as two, three, four years old, and then you just have it ongoing. Two seems pretty young. I'm being about when you're referring to their body, like that type of sex ed. Like instead of being like, oh, you're a little. tinkle tinkle like you can refer to it as the real name oh you don't call it a pickle

I'm asking do you call it a pickle do you call it a pickle well I always say tickle my pickle I said that earlier on the show today I know but like as a parent that's does lunchbox do that? I don't know okay well no like at our home we use the actual words like I don't know if I can even say them on the radio which sucks penis yes can I say that? That's what I say to my son. It's clinical. Okay, well, sometimes I say things and you're like,

whoa, you can't say that. So I just want to permission. But yes, with my son, we talk about his penis. With my daughter, it's a vagina. We don't, I don't just say your hoo-ha. I don't know. I still say hoo-ha, and I'm an adult man. I don't know that I'm anti-hoo-haha. But I mean, that's, well, that just makes it more comfortable with them learning about their bodies. And that is what I meant, which you can start at two, three years old. And then you go from there. But we're a little behind and my daughter's 14. I have to have some conversations. I like I was like, we're very open about this.

And she can't even be open with us about what she's open about. She starts laughing. She goes, I gave her a book and I haven't talked to her since. I haven't seen the kid in a week. I said, read this and don't come out. Okay, that's not what happened. But I mean, I'll get it together when the time is right. Yeah.

Yeah. I got it. Thank you very much. The morning show's official YouTube channel. Go to YouTube, search Bobby Bones show and subscribe today. Bobby Bones. I'm pretty sure I drove off from a gas station with a gas pump in my car. Oh, no.

Again? What do you mean again? He's ever done it? Like 10 years ago, I did it accidentally one time. Oh, you did? So that means again. Yes, again. But Amy acts like at some thing where she like hits things in her car.

It's like again? Okay, but I mean, this is a very rare thing. I don't remember the other time. I just assume I don't, I don't, this time I'm pretty sure I did. What do you mean pretty sure? What happened was? Listen. We're in the SUV.

I put the gas thing in. I let it the gas. I put the little thing to hold the gap, so I don't have to stand there. You're stuttering a little bit. I like this. Well, I don't remember. This, too, I just, I'm pretty sure I did.

And if anybody else has done this, feel free to call. Because I think they just tear away at this point. But I go in, I want some nerds. For some reason, I had a craving for nerds. So the gas is pumping. I go in, they have this thing called nerds, and they're like gummy in the middle and nerds on the outside. Yes.

They're great. So good. So I get it some nerds. And I get it some nerds. and get a water, and I walk back and get in the truck, and I drive off. We get down the road about, I don't know, two miles, and someone drives up next to us, and they're pointing at me, like, hey, hey. And I'm like, oh, I must be a fan of the show.

Right back at you, but. I was like, thanks for listening, buddy. And Caitlin's like, I don't think that's a fan of the show. I'm trying to tell you something. And I was like, what is it? And they're like, oh, your gas cap is off and your flap is open. And I go, oh, okay, so I pull over. And I go, well, if that's the case,

then you never... I must have driven off with the pump in. Interesting. So, I'm 90% sure I did that. And then I'm all the way down the road. And what's the protocol? Do you have to go back and go like, I'm sorry. I apologize.

I didn't mean to do this. Can I pay? I didn't know. So I did what you would think I would do and I just kept driving. Yeah. But I don't think you'd go back. No. And I'm not sure.

Can you call? Nah. You're not going to turn yourself in for a crime. You just go. Hey, victimless crime. I'm really sorry. But I'm not even sure if I did it. It may have just pulled itself out of there too. Yeah. Ellen just fell intact on the ground. Okay. That's what I would assume happened. Sure.

Because. Make you feel better. So if anybody knows how this works, I do feel bad about it. Our phone number is 877. 77 Bobby. But that was a thing. That was a thing where I just and I felt stupid and I told as Caitlin I was like do you think I'm stupid? What'd she say? No.

Oh. Okay. But a little bit I felt like maybe she did because that's something the stupid person does and I was stupid then I think. I'm just glad I wasn't driving down the road with a thing in it. Yeah. Lopping in the wind. Has any, Ray, have you done that? Sounds like a Ray thing.

No, dude, I'm super focused when I'm getting gas and I cannot believe you didn't feel a tug or a pole or something like that. Or like a hero. Yeah. You feel like it caught a fish. Nope, I got a hit. Hold on. To be fair, I don't put gas in a car often. I have an electric car that I drive.

And I'm not making an excuse, but I am. So, like, could you have taken it off the thing and hung it up and then got your nerds and forgotten and then never? But the gas cap wouldn't have been on. So you always, when you hang it back up, you always put the gas cap back on immediately. I might put gas on a car three times a year. Wow. If I'm driving her, which I was, the SUV, I was driving, so I put gas in the car. I don't ever put gas in a car.

And so I think I've just forgotten how to do it. Wow. And I'm sorry. Could you please forgive me? Oh, man. They probably have video footage and they're like wanted. Oh, it's in the news right now. Oh, no.

Let's go talk to Paulo in the Florida Keys. Paulo, help me out, man. What up? What up, Bobby? Morning studio. Morning. I was driving a tractor trailer and I was done for, you know, a logbook is how many hours you're allowed to drive. And I was resting and I get a phone call from dispatch to go do an emergency pickup.

And I'm half asleep and I told them, I was like, my logbook is full. And they're like, please just go do it. Any state trooper listening will tell you, you know, you can't do that. So I went to the gas station to fill up, and I'm half asleep. Went inside. I paid and drove off. And the whole, they didn't have breakaway hoses. The entire gas pump came flying off the island.

How long ago is this? Oh, geez. It's probably been 20 years. Okay. We're nervous there. Because I think they're tear away now. Wow, that stinks. I would be afraid the thing would explode.

Yeah, and you're leaking gas everywhere. Yeah, if you look at the pumps now when you go to get gas, pretty much about halfway up the hose, it'll look like a bubble. You'll see it. It's like a knuckle, and that's your breakaway. Well, let's pray this how to break away. Yes. I leave it if it's in flames.

I have no idea. I'm just driving down the road. Whistling in? All right, Paolo, thank you for that call, bud. Hey man, thank you guys. Have a great week. Yeah, you too. Stephanie is on. Let's go over and talk to Stephanie.

What's going on? Good morning. Morning. So I did exactly what you did, except for everybody's seen me. So I'm putting the gas in there, and I turn the little thing on, you know, like you did. And then I go walk into the store, and I'm listening to this lady, like, tell this really just crazy story. And I walked out and I was thinking, gosh, people can be so dumb sometimes. And I get in my car and I'm thinking about that lady and I just drive off.

And then I hear this popping noise. And I'm like, what? What just happened? And I'm looking around and people are like looking at me and I'm like, is it me? And I look back and the pump had pulled out of the gas tank and was like laying on the floor. or on the ground. Yeah. And here I am and I'm like, oh my gosh.

So everybody was looking at me and I was like, I guess I'll just back up and go put it back up. Yeah. I was too far removed and it wasn't in my truck. It wasn't in the truck. So there's a slight chance that it just slid out, you know? Thank you for that call. Let's do one more. Melinda in Oklahoma.

You're on the show. Hi, Melinda. Hello, Melinda. Yes, I did. Yes, I did it. Ten miles. down the road because the nozzle and the hose, I was dragging it. Oh, wow.

10 miles later? 10 miles later, and I was pulled over actually by Highway Patrol. And he said, ma'am, do you know that you're driving, you're dragging a nozzle and a, you know, a gas thing? And I said, no. Did you remember though Driving like now I can see me just get into the truck and driving off I mean I can see me going to get the nerds in the water The line was a little too long

I was like why there are nine people deep in a gas station And I was like wow so waited bomb my stuff got in the truck drove off And I go oh I never put the gas thing back in Could you see yourself forgetting or were you just in total shock In the back in a car seat it was when he was a baby And he was crying and wanting things and it was just one of those mommy moments. That's one of the blame it on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a mommy moment. Come on, guys. Hey, thank you, Melinda, for the call. Thank you. All right, bye-bye. Well, we'll leave it at that. I mean, do you have to,

if you're a state trooper pulling somebody over for that, or do you immediately be like, maybe we should test the sobriety? Oh, for sure. You probably look at them. Yeah. I don't think you pull them out and do the nose test and then walk the line.

Oh. But I think you probably observe. Do you have to ask the question, though, Like, did you know you had a hose Well, no, she didn't, obviously. Maybe she didn't. She was too well. She had to get somewhere.

She wanted to see what would happen. Bobid Bones show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Louisville, Kentucky. Two men were at a McDonald's. They get in a heated argument, start fighting. One guy pulls out a gun and pistol whips the other guy.

But as he hits him with the gun, he hits the trigger, shoots himself. Oh, no. Wow. Wow. Wow. So where did he shoot himself? It was like in the leg or stomach area and they say it's minor injury is going to recover no problem, but he's facing criminal charges. You know how in Rocky when they both punch each other at the same time? Yeah, yeah.

And they both go down. It's like this. I feel like, yeah, he pistol whipped him. And the guy who got pistol whipped was like, why did he fall, too? Bones, that literally backfired on him. Yeah, or he pistol whipped him and hit the button, hit the trigger. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, and that's what happened. And the bullet hit him because, huh, that's weird. But nobody died. No one died. Are they friends again? It doesn't say they were friends to begin with. It was a cutting line thing. I don't know.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Over on the phone is Jason in Massachusetts. Jason, what's up? Doing pretty good. I was, I'm listening to this show every morning. And, you know, Lunchbox said, you know, he's, is what he is. But he's going garage sailing, right?

and supposedly he's one of the most recognizable people in the country music world. I was just wondering how many people recognized him at the garage sales without him introducing himself. Yeah, be honest. Quite a few. And you got to understand, I'm wearing a mask too. And so I'm not really talking to anybody. And I'm avoiding as many people as possible. But yeah, I get recognized at the garage sale.

That's what happens. When you go out in public, you get recognized. But how many? I mean, 10. You get recognized in a mask? Yeah. Wow. Like once I talk, it's like, oh, they know who.

who it is. You went to 10 garage sales? Oh, easily. Oh, I thought you just meant 10 people. Okay. Do we believe this, Jason? Or do we think he's just saying things?

I think he's, well, it's also a percentage thing, right? If he saw a thousand people and 10 recognize them, that's not a very great number. That's more than recognize you. But Jason's not claiming to be a top 25 famous person in country music. I'm just saying. You're saying what?

That I am. I mean, people. recognize me when I go to the garage sales. I don't know what you want me to tell you. You want me next time you want me to get their name and you can have them call in or what? Yes, that'd be cool. Yeah, that'd be real cool. I would love for somebody to call in that's recognized lunch. Also, it's the mask thing. If I have a mask, even with my big glasses, nobody recognizes. I know it. Never. And so anyone with a mask, I would see Jason Aldeen going to Target with a mask on and nobody bothers them.

But they recognize you. Once I talk at the garage sale. Yeah. Through the mask and everything. Oh, absolutely. I have the morning. of the most recognizable voices out there. Do you say things like Bonehead of the day or? No. He's doing bits. Do you say, I'm lunchbox?

No, I just say, oh, how much for this? And they're like, oh, my gosh. And they freak out. No, they don't. I just don't believe it. Right. I mean, okay, if he went to 10 garage sales in town and there was lots of people there, maybe one of them might be listening right now, maybe.

Jason, appreciate your call. I don't believe him. Do you believe him? There you go. Amy, what's up today? I have therapy, and then that's pretty much it. That's besides the usual. What about you? At 2.15 central time, I will be on the Paul Feinbaum show on SEC Network, TV, and radio. I heard of him.

They needed an expert to come in. Expert on what? And they found you. Sports? And talk about the SEC this weekend. Oh, okay. Yeah, and I'm sure Arkansas. So I'm going to go do Fine Bomb today at 2.15. That's cool.

So if you're on. Does he hit you with like hard questions? Of course. Yeah. Sometimes. How do you deal with that? Fine. Dude, I did it's a national sports show on Fox Sports for years.

I get it, but this dude's legit. Not any more than me. You're crazy. Let's go, fine, Bob. Pound for Pound, come on. I love Paul. He's awesome. That's it.

Have a great day. We'll see you on Tuesday. Bye, everybody. Yeah. Bobby Bowie. Show. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting

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