The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Has A Witness To Airport Fall So Will She File A Lawsuit? + Lunchbox Gets Strangers To Rate Bobby's Looks

Episode Date: February 27, 2018

Amy's Uber driver calls the show to talk about her airport fall and Lunchbox hits the streets to get random opinions on Bobby's appearance Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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APUS.org slash military. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Good morning, studio! Morning! You know, we've been talking about Amy's son and tried this bed-wedding alarm and that didn't work. And so now you're doing pull-ups? Yeah, we just go ahead and take care of it so we don't have to wash the sheets quite as much. How does he feel about those?

He likes them. He wants to put him on every night, which is good because I thought, well, maybe he's not going to be that into this. He's not going to want to wear it. But every night he's like, Mom, my pull-up, my pull-up, and they got Spider-Man on the front. Does he not wear him during the day? No. Oh, I totally wear him during the day. Like, if I was committing, I would wear them all the time.

No, no, no. It's just an at night for emergencies. There's some mornings he wakes up and he's like, no pee-pee, so it's great. It's a win-win. Do you feel like it's actually stopping it a bit? Or is it just right now? No, just right now. We still have just cut off the water at a certain time, like in the evening, no more water.

And sometimes he'll be like, Mom, I'm thirsty. I'm like, oh, just a little tiny sip. Oh, so you still let them have water? A little tiny sip. And then before we go to bed, let's try to go to the bathroom before we. we go to bed and sometimes he fights me on it. And it's normally the nights where I can't get him to go to the bathroom before we go to bed that he'll end up watering the bed.

How are the kids sleeping? Better? Me, kind of? Better. It just depends. Like, better when my husband puts him down because he doesn't really put up with it. He's like, okay, read a few stories. Good night, kids, bye.

I read a few stories. And then they're like, Mom, please stay. We're scared. I'm like, okay. I need to just walk out. But I have a hard time. walking out. But do they sleep?

You have to think about them. Do they sleep better when your husband does it? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I'm not in there. We just kind of let them be. And I'm assuming, but then I also believe, like last night, for example,

my daughter was knocked out, I mean, my son was knocked out cold. But then my daughter was like, I'm scared. Like, please stay with me. And so I'm thinking. Do you feel like she just says that sometimes to make you stay even though she's not scared?

She could be, but then what if she really is scared? You know? I guess as a parent, you just don't know. Yeah. And they're older. And it depends on how tired I am and how much I want to, you know, put up with it. But most of the time I want to make sure they feel safe and secure. Sometimes they'll feel safer later if they're a little more scared now.

Just some parenting advice I'd like to give from never having a kid myself. I know, but I'm not dealing with kids that always grew up in a safe home. I know. I mean, I have a unique situation where they... Your husband isn't either, though. Literally never slept alone. I know. He's just a little more hardcore than I am.

I try to remember when he comes downstairs. I'm like, you know, they're in a unique thing. Like, they've never been alone. He's like, yeah, they'll be fine. And are they? I hope so. We'll find out one day. One day, yes.

Bobby Bones show. Good morning, Amy. Good morning. So what we do at this time of the show is we recognize somebody. And that's what this is about here. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Listen to this.

Martin Davis in Georgia. He's a police officer. So he goes up to a car and there's a baby in the car whose heart has stopped beating because the baby was born in the car. And he's like, what happened? I was he had a baby. The heart stopped beating. So the cop takes two fingers and does two finger compressions on the newborn baby.

He kept doing compressions until the ambulance showed up with his pointer finger and his middle finger. They were taken to a nearby hospital and both are doing well at this point. Okay, good to know. I feel like in case we're ever in this scenario, we take our two fingers and do tiny compressions. Can I tell you what happened if I were in this scenario? I would just start screaming and crying and run. I know we got to remain cool, calm collected. Yeah, it's not me.

That's why this guy is an awesome police officer. Yeah. And that's why I'm pushing buttons here in a radio show. But a two-finger compression, isn't that crazy? Yeah, there you. I see you, Officer Martin Davis. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show.

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Moving across the south. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. Yeah, our 24-year-old, head of digital, Morgan No. 2, is thinking about getting another job. I told you I was scared. Wait, why? Not leaving this job, though. But I think it's the start of something bigger. What's the problem, Morgan, number 2?

Oh, it's nothing. I just am kind of bored when I leave work, and I kind of sit around, and all my friends are working. So I'm like, eh, I guess I could get another job, make some money, and just save it all. What kind of job? Blake Shelton opened a new bar in Nashville and I kind of want to go serve or like Barton there. And the day? Yeah, day or like on the weekends. Okay, well, let's, I think each of us have some advice.

Now, Lunchbox, I think you should give her advice first. She has all that's free time. What do you do with your free time? You should nap. You are, listen, you struggle in the mornings. I look over and you are sometimes barely awake. I do not think you can handle the hours of another job. You're tired all the time.

get as much sleep as you can because listen, you're getting older and it's going to hurt. So you say she should nap. What are some tips to help you throughout the day with all your naps? I am just really good at sleeping so I can fall asleep sitting up on the couch watching TV, lay down on the couch, or go in your bedroom and put the blinds down and you can sleep so good. It's amazing. Right after you eat lunch is when you should nap because that's when you start getting tired.

Man, this guy can write a book on napping. He knows win the best time. Yeah. Okay. So I'd like to give you some advice now. Okay. So you leave work and you go, oh, I don't have anything to do. What if you did more work at this job?

Like you just spent more time building out things from this job. I do that a lot. I think it's like... There's always room for more work is what I've learned in my life. There's always room to do more work. I definitely want to do that. But I think it's like I'm on my computer so much. I need like some human interaction.

She needs face to face. Because I'm just always so. involved in social media, I need to like take some time away and just, you know, have some human contact. Volunteer, be cool. I do that. I do volunteer. Yeah, where do you volunteer? At Nashville Rescue Mission. Oh, look at you. Wow. How many days a week do you do that? Right now it's just two. That's a lot. That's a lot. She was a lot. And you want to take a job? No, no, no, no. You need naps. Now we know she volunteers. Definitely you need to know. Yes. Amy. This will catch up to you. You're 24. You're young. You feel like you have all this energy. Just wait. Start banking

Save it up so that when your 30s, you're like, I'm so glad I rested a little bit when I was in my 20s. What do you advise her? I'm with you. Like, I think that she has a 24 to be on a morning show and brought in the way that she was. I feel like there's a lot of opportunity for her here. And if she could like capitalize on that, be big time. Yeah. I don't even know what that is.

But Eddie? She'll figure it out. Just start on a family. You know, get the family. Oh, wow. Get some kids. Wow. That's true. Kids. Kids, kids, kids. Kids, kids. How's it going with you and your boyfriend, Morgan, number two?

It's going really great. Last time we heard it was maybe, like, wasn't that great. Well, and then she posts these posts, these cryptic posts on Instagram. Like, I miss home so much. Life is not what I thought it would be. And I'm going, is it the show or is it her boyfriend? You never know. And so I tend to think it's the boyfriend.

Because who would want to hang out with us all day? That's a great point. We're great. Is it the boyfriend? No, it's nobody. I'm just, you know, complicated human. I'm 24 trying to figure out all my feelings all the time. How's he doing?

He's doing great. He still like you? Yeah. We're better than ever. Is he like, why is trying to get a job? All I want to do is hang out? A little bit. Does he work?

Yeah, he does. Has he posted you on his social media as yet? No, but it's almost there. How long have you been together? Seven months. Wait, why didn't I think he didn't have a job? Because, look at him. I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding. He's a good luck. He's about looking at all of us. I'm just being a hater right now. He has really, he has really pretty. Yes, he does. Is he happy with it? Yeah, it's like a starter job.

Amy's so confused by the, I'm like, I'm not trying to think. What was I thinking that he like, I thought he was like not, it wasn't stable. But maybe. Whoa, whoa. All right, Morgan number two, let us know what you come up with, okay? Don't let that job affect this job, though. Yeah, of course not. All right.

Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Time to bring the positivity. Everybody ready for this? Yeah. Around the room with some Tell Me Something Good. Tell me something good. All right, Amy, give me your good news.

A woman straight up went into frozen water to pull a dog out to safety. The dog had fallen in the icy water and people were yelling at her, don't do it, don't do it. The ice is breaking. Like, you're going to just kill yourself. And she's like, I have to. It's a dog. I have to do it. I have to save it.

And guess what? Saved it. A lot of times when these scenarios come up, I go, I wouldn't have the courage to do that. I openly admit that I'm a coward in many ways. Yeah. However, if I see a dog in water, I'm going after it. I know all my heart I'm going after the dog.

Well, I mean, because the dog, yeah, it can't really do anything. And it's a dog. And dogs love me even if they shouldn't. That's true. You know what I mean? I would go in. And good for her. How old was she did this day?

This is the elderly lady? You know, it's an unidentified woman. Yeah, I bet she was really elderly. So I don't know that she's up early. Lunchbox. Scott is 37 years old. He's a mountain climber and he saw on Facebook. There was two dogs missing on this mountain.

Sub-zero temperatures. And Scott says, man, I love the mountains. He climbs up the mountain, rescues the two dogs. They'd been up there for two days. Wow. And he got them. They were still roo-roop. Happy to see him.

Look this guy. Everybody's saving animals. I love this. An elderly woman who called the police because she didn't know what to do about a hole in her roof. Get to visit from a police officer who decides to take out tools and patched up the hole himself. Nice. When you couldn't find any volunteers through the work and she didn't have the money,

the cops said, hey, I got this. Got the tools, goes pick up some shingles, fixes the hole. It's above and beyond. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about right there. What's a new show you're watching, Amy? It's a new Netflix original called Seven Second Seconds. What's it about? It's about this kid that was riding his bike

happens to be an African-American kid hit by a white cop. And I'm only one episode in. So that's basically what's happened so far, but they try to cover it up because of the scandal it might come from it. What's it? Is it like science fiction or is it just a drama? No, real drama. Lunchbox was talking yesterday about the five. The five, the one Jason Aldeen recommended.

Oh, man, it's five kids. They're in this town and one goes missing. 20 years later, his DNA shows up at a crime scene. And all the friends are like, what? And one of the friends grew up to be a cop, so he's investigating it. Oh, it's crazy! There's a show that haven't started on Netflix, and it's some science fiction cop story.

Has anyone seen this? No. They have billboards up for it too, and I'm always thinking if Netflix is investing in billboards. Must be good. It must be really good. But I've been trying to catch up on the Americans, which, you know, I'm pretty deep into season three at this point.

But it's called Carbon? Altered Carbon. That's it. Altered Carbon. Before I started seven seconds, I watched the Altered Carbon like previews thing, and I was like, no, can't get into it. Apparently, it's amazing. I'm sure it is.

Shoot. Yeah. You know what else is amazing? It's good. You know what else is amazing? Ozark. I finally watch it, huh? I finally watched it. Oh, my goodness. And you totally done? I have, I don't know how many episodes there are. I'm through nine. I don't know how many there are. I'm probably are 10 or 11. But then it was slow at the beginning, right? It's like a, slow at the beginning.

Yeah, it's like a Breaking Bad means... It's on the other side of Breaking Bad. Meaning Breaking Bad is where he actually does the drug deals. This is the money laundering. Yeah, you're right. So it's like, yeah. And so anything Jason Bateman's in now is almost good. Yes.

He's awesome in Ozark. When did he turn that corner? I think this is my theory, is that he couldn't get work for a long time because he was a kid actor. So what he started to do was produce and started to direct movies and became really skilled at the other things. So he kind of produced and directed himself

into these independent films had a couple independent films that were good and then he was just brought, he was cool again. That's what I think happened. And so when someone's cool they start to put him in more things.

It may see Black Panther except me? Still haven't seen it. That thing's gonna make a billion dollars in the next few weeks. Really? Yeah, it's good. I see some people now saying they hate it just because it's so popular

and it's the thing to say when something gets so big I'm not really in a game of their own. I think it's kind of stupid. Hate on it. Yeah. Black Panther's really. good.

And Eddie, did you take your kids to see it? No, Junior wants to see it, but it's PG-13. I don't know if I want to break that rule yet. My daughter really wants to see it. She's already convincing me she's already seen it. I'm like, there's no way you've already seen it. I'll say this thing cool about it is that it's really cool for kids to see a black superhero. Because in the past, we've all just seen basically white superheroes.

And I can see where if you're a black kid, you're finally like, I finally have a superhero that looks like me. Especially one of these, the last 10 years, major motion picture. That part of it, I was like, that's really cool for a black kid to go. Because we see Superman, I'm white. I just assume all of the superheroes are white. They have been. Spider-Man, Superman, Wonder Woman. So that part of it was really cool.

I don't know if that affects either. I mean, Eddie signs Hispanic. I mean, we need a Mexican superhero too. Quick. Nacho Libre is the only one. It doesn't count. No, no. So I thought Black Panther was really good, though.

Okay. I don't know that it's so bad for your kids to see either one of you. Really? I think they say a couple bad words. Okay. Usually bad words are okay. They can fly by those. And there's fighting, but it's superhero fighting.

Okay. So it's not realistic, really. Yeah, not really gory or... I think it's okay for your kids, both of your kids. All right, then let's go. Let's all go together. Uncle Bobby says, so let's do it. Yeah, Bobby, you should take them all.

Oh, how about that? Bones, you take them for the day. All of them. All of them. All four of them. He's working a lot. Well, first of all, Amy only gave me one of her kids. Oh.

And she goes two of them were too much. And I took her son. Yeah. But she didn't give me her daughter. Oh, there's no way you can handle four of our kids. Yeah, please take all four of them and document it. You can do Instagram live. I would do awesome.

Okay. First thing, ice cream store. Oh, they'd love you. Oh, I would get them so sugared up. Yeah. And take them to the movie? Oh, I would sugar them up, get them feeling like, blah. And then let's go watch a movie.

You're going to love kids movies, too because you can text and be on your phone. You can talk on the phone in the kids' movie because they're all talking to. Oh. Oh, it's super loud in kids movies. I can be on Twitter. Oh, you can do whatever you want. Oh, line the kids up. I'm good.

Let's do this. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Iowa. A woman was charged with misuse a 911 when she called police because her toilet was clogged. Oh, how about that? I think we have a clip here.

Yeah, hit it. 911. What's exact location of your emergency? My emergency is there's no, I cannot do the toilet. Okay, I'd like to just make an observation. I think she may have a drink or two. Maybe. A couple.

May it's a couple. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they did say alcohol was involved. There we go. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. What do they do? Arrest her?

I think they give her a ticket. I don't know if they arrest her or not, but that she was charged with misuse of 911. Oh, a charge. Yeah. That's misuse for sure. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball show.

The weirdest thing is. you've ever seen someone doing the car next to you. That's what we're going to talk about in a second. Amy, you go first? Well, probably a girl clipping her toenails at a red light. Yesterday? Yeah, red light. I think maybe because it was sandal weather here for the first time in a while.

I have no idea. I was thinking, hmm, maybe she just wasn't prepared. She was in her hurry. She had to throw on sandals because at the red light, threw her leg up, started clipping her toenails. Huh. I got to do what you got to do I think for me it's probably been

I've driven up beside someone as they were driving or reading a book I saw that too one time Yeah What on earth The book was on the steering wheel And the woman I saw was just enjoying a fine novel As she was driving down the street

I thought it can't be that safe The Bobby Bones show Bobby Bones Driving down the road And what do you see in the car next to you I saw a woman reading a book Straight up Amy saw someone yesterday

clipping their toenails. You're on the air, Casey, in Texas. Hi, how are y'all? Real good. What did you see? I saw a guy shaving with an electric razor. Right next to me. As he was going into work, sounds pretty efficient to me. Eyes in front of you.

I'm assuming his eyes were on the road still, right? Do what? His eyes were still on the road, right? Yeah. Yeah, I can't hate on that. It's the guy getting stuff done. I need to get me an electric razor. Why?

Well, I have a great shave, shave razor, but when I'm in a hurry... Mm-hmm. You can do it in the car. It's just dangerous, and I want to drive and shave like this guy. I'd be scared. I'd never use one of those, but I'd be scared if I was driving and doing it that I would cut myself. They don't cut. No, they don't cut.

Oh. And even this morning, Eddie just told me we had some TV commercials to cut, and I didn't really shave. Yeah, but you look good like that. That's good for the video. Yeah, I just wish you had electric razor. I'd use it. Jennifer and Tampa. What did you see somebody doing in their car?

Grushing their teeth. What do you do with the spit? I don't know. A bottle? A cup? Swallow it. Ew. Yeah, I know.

Jennifer and Tampa, thank you very much for calling. Oh, man. Have a good day. Yeah, I appreciate you. Hey, Brittany in Ohio. Hi, Bobby. I saw someone playing their trumpet while driving. First time I ever heard of that one.

Wow. Yeah. And so were they going to town, or were they just like, running scales. What were they doing on the trumpet? You have any idea? Oh, yeah. He's just playing a full song on his trumpet. It's going to town on it. Wow. Oh, Windows Saints. Go marching. Oh, Windows Saints, go marching in. Yay. Brittany, thank you. I appreciate you. Let's go over to Christina and Lexington, Kentucky.

Christina. Hey, Lexington, South Carolina. Oh, I'm sorry. My bad. They didn't write that on the screen. Sorry. But I was driving the day before the eclipse, and I saw five people in a row wearing eclipse glasses. Oh, they're wearing them that they were driving? Yes. Less safe than shaving

while driving. Yeah, I think that that's less safe. You couldn't see out of those. Yeah, I don't remember. I do, because you get to look at the sun with them.

That means you can't see that. Yeah, it's pretty dark. Yeah, hey, thank you, Christina in Lexington, South Carolina. Appreciate that. And thank you for all the calls, too, by the way. Was it the gym yesterday, and I knew I wasn't feeling

perfect, and you shouldn't work. hard and just go hard if you're just not feeling right. And so I got like this thing now. And then one of my ears is full. Mike, how do I get my ear on clogged?

Do you Google that? What do I do? Is it a hold your nostril? I blew my nose into my hand. Like no, like I'll blow it away. Oh, that's scary. Yeah, but one of my ears won't clog.

Oh. So then somebody suggested to take a piece of paper and stick it in there and light it on fire. Yeah, that's a Mexican thing. It's not a bobby thing. The wax just comes right. right out, but I don't think wax is your problem.

Oh, it's not wax. Yeah, you have drainage in there. It's something in there. Yeah. I shouldn't have pushed it so hard yesterday. Amy, why do I just continue to work so hard all the time? I don't know. You have a problem.

What's wrong with me? Why am I so dedicated to always working hard all the time? You have a problem. Yeah, you should really chill out. I knew that I shouldn't, too. It's pretty amazing if you just, you know, chill. I did that. My ears all, ble, on one side, but my nose is like,

like, uh-uh. Lunchbox went to the flea market yesterday. The what? Yeah. And I saw a celebrity and I was walking. I was like, oh, that looks like one of the girls from Maddie and Tay. And so I had to Google it. And it was Maddie from Maddie and Tay at the flea market.

Only problem is I didn't go up to her because I didn't know she was Maddie or Tay. And by the time I figured it out, I couldn't find her again. She was smooching on some dude. They were looking at couches. Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's, and I pulled it up on Google and I was like, oh, Maddie and Tay, Maddie and Tay. Oh, that's Maddie. And then I lost her in the crowd.

As many times as they've been in here, you still don't know. Well, I knew they were Maddie and Tay. Yeah. But I've never said, hey, Maddie, hey, Tay. I just say, hey, Maddie and Tay. Don't know which one's which, but now I know. Just like, hey, New York Yankees. I wonder how many of the duets, lunchbox?

Does you know which one Dan is and Shay is? Brooks and Dunn. They look the same. They look totally different. They look totally different. Not really. They both got blonde hair. Did Dan and Shee look the same?

Don't know which one's wit. Oh, my goodness. What about Florida? Florida and Georgia. I know there one is BK and the other one But do you know who's who? Nope.

Yeah. No idea. What about Brothers Osborne? Oh, one has a beard. But do you know which one's John, which one's T.J? Like, don't just guess, but do you know? No, one's married to the girl Lucy Silva. I know that.

Silvas. Yeah. But you don't know which one it is? The one with a beard. Do you know his name? Nope. That's at least the thing. That's John.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, it's not, I just, when they're a duo, I don't learn their names. I just know them as their group name. And Maddie and Tay, but it's pretty cool to see a celebrity shopping at the flea market and looking at couches and smooching with some dudes. So, question two, if you saw Little Big Town shopping, would you know who Kimberly and Karen were? Yes, because when they come in, Bobby calls them by their name all the time,

and I've met them hundreds of times, I feel like now. Which one's Kimberly? The curly hair. Yeah, that's right, Kimberly Schliemann, blonde hair. Yeah, good. Yeah. Any other duo? What about the Swan Brothers?

I mean, I mean, no. I don't even know their names. Colton and? Derek. No. I have no idea. But yeah, it was pretty cool, though. Just so you know, she's got a boyfriend.

Okay, you said three times. He's fascinated with watching her kiss them. How long did you watch them kiss? What's wrong with you? Why are you so creepy? I'm not creepy. Yeah. You mentioned three times you started kissing a dude.

Just letting everybody know. Okay. Maddie and Tay, everybody. We had to get them back in. They got new record deal. They got new music coming out. I saw them a few weeks ago. We were at Dirk's party together.

Oh. Was she smooching? She wasn't smooching. No, no. No, no. Name drop! Yeah, we were at Dirk's party together. There we go.

Head hit the name drop button. Can't just do that without, yeah. Here's Tuesday's top five songs this week. Number five, Devin Dawson, All On Me. That's a good one. It's a former On the Verge artist. That song, On the Verge. Number four, written in the sand.

Old Division. Performer number one. Former number one. All we names and a tattoo. Or just a number on a hand. Number three, Chris Staples. Bolton Broken Halo is his highest single ever. Thomas Rett marry me at number two.

I feel bad for this song because if it were pop, it would be 10 week number one and it would stay in the top of the charts forever and it would be a song that we would know for 10 years. But because our format's stupid with taking songs and shoving them up the chart so quick, it's going to come and it's going to go. It's going to be over. I mean, it'll always be a song, But that's the song that would be one of those that lasts for a long time.

But we don't do that. All the radio labels and record let me start. It's a good song. My board still isn't fixed either. I don't know. Here he goes. No. Did you get your parking spot this morning?

Yeah, only because I get here early. But still. Number one, five more minutes from Scotty McCreary. Congratulations to Scotty McCreary. That dude. First ever number one. The number one pop song right now is NF Let You Down. Let You Look Down.

Christian rapper, right? I don't know, search that. I'm pretty sure that I used to listen to NF and he was a Christian rapper. Unless I'm thinking of like LFO or BLT, maybe Ario Speedwagon. I don't know. Hey, he does Christian hip hop. Yeah, there you go. That's when I used to listen to him.

Dang. Yep. I don't really know his new stuff. I don't know as non-Christian stuff. It's not my style. But I remember thinking, man, this guy's really good. How about that? Number one alternative songs from Alice Merton.

It's called No Roots. This is a jam. This is a jam. This is a jam. I got no roots. There you go. And then Drake, God's Plan, is the number one urban song. God's Plan.

Yeah, Drake. All Drake's songs sound exactly the same, and by that I mean exactly awesome. I mean, they are very similar, and he's got his, he knows exactly, he's the people's rapper. They're better rappers. What do you mean the people's rapper? He gives them what they want. He doesn't try to get too crazy. Okay.

Kendrick Lamar is so artsy, brilliant, and a different thinking plane than Drake is, in my mind. He could create, but it's so new and so odd that you're like, whoa, that's kind of weird. He was using a tuba. Yeah, yeah. Drake just knows we go right down the middle. So, you know, I mean, what do I know,

except for I used to have a hip-hop deal. That's right, Captain Caucasian. That's right. So all that said, that's the big music out now. Page in Boston. Hello. Good morning, Paige. What do you want to say?

So after listening this morning, I think you guys should take a CPR class. I've seen enough on TV, Paige. I'm good. Like, I read all these stories that people are watching a documentary and then saving lives. I've seen many a documentary. Yeah. Oh, but, so when you have CPR in an infant, it's two fingers. On an adolescent, it's one hand, and on an adult, it's two hands.

Now I know even more. We learned that this morning. Yeah. Because I did the baby pump with a two fingers. I'm like, teet, teat, teat. Also, if there's someone that's struggling with life, I'm probably just going to run fast I can to get someone else. 9-1-1-1. S-O-S-S.

I think that's probably a good point that we should all learn different, no? Does anybody hear no CVR? I took it in college. I took it in high school. Yeah, me too, high school. Because you were a lifeguard or what? Yeah, I was a lifeguard. Eddie was a lifeguard.

What? That's so rude. He lived down by the ocean. The golf. I'm picturing Eddie, like, big-lott. I have three saves under my belt, boys. Red shorts. You have three saves.

Yes, and one was a double. A kid and a mom. What? Those were the days. You saved people's lives. Yes. I was a life guard. He also says he was a three-star football recruit.

Okay. Here we go. Producer Eddie has more fish tails. All right. Then anybody but lunch box. Okay. Go ahead, Amy. We'll do you like anything.

Nothing. I'm just being, y'all are joining in on the laughing, but Eddie's mad at me for calling him out for being. You're the only one that laugh when he said I was a lifeguard. Eddie, I didn't think anything of it. I thought you worked on the beach. If you're a lifeguard, you're probably. There you go. So it wasn't a pool.

It was a beach. No, it was a pool. Oh, my goodness. Oh, come on. Eddie. I worked three different pools. I go to different ones. Stop it.

Now I'm with Amy. Hey, Paige, thank you for the call because that opened a whole new can of Eddie. He has three saves. One was a double. It was. I'll tell you what happened. At the community pool? Yes, at the community.

The kid jumped in. The mom was like, I'll save you, and she couldn't swim either. So I got the kid first, then the mom brought him back to safety. That's two saves. That's two saves. That's one. Were you like the Mariano Rivera of a pool? I would say I was like the Mario Lopez of the pool.

What? Yeah, I was like nice and bronze. And, you know, after a summer of swimming, I got pretty ripped. Stop it. Do you know who Mariano Rivera is? Yeah, Carlton. No. Oh, my goodness.

I don't know. That's Alfonzo Rivera. Oh, God. Who's Mariano? Oh, he's a baseball player. He's by the greatest closer of all time. Yeah, he's a Yankees player, yeah. Baseball closing. I thought you were talking about Carlton the whole time.

I'm like Carlton. Oh, Eddie. I'm like Mario Lopez. I don't think you're at all like Mario Lopez in any way. Oh, yeah. You should have seen me with my little red shorts on. No, I shouldn't have. Okay.

Oh, the fool. Everybody, thank you. How about Red in Tennessee? Red, you're on. What's up? Hey, Bobby, how are you this morning? I'm good, man. What's going on with you?

I'm good. I'm headed to work, listen to your show every morning. Appreciate that. I was thinking, how about an idea if your listeners call in with a morning corny every once in a while? Never, never. No, I'm going to tell you why, Red. We've tried that before.

And then all of a sudden, it's a nine-minute monologue that I've got to cut off because I'm like, okay, let's go to Jimmy in Philadelphia. And Jimmy's like, okay, so here's what happened. Girls walking on the street, right? She runs into a guy. This guy's like, I got seven things to tell you. And then all of a sudden, you're three minutes into a joke. That's just, we tried that.

It doesn't work. We tried it many times. So we'll leave the joke telling to Amy as far as the morning corny's. I appreciate the advice. Amy, the pro. Yeah, I appreciate the advice because we have tried that. I thought the same thing as you did, Red. But yeah, it's just, you know, let's pros do the jokes.

Can I give you a morning short one, a real short, clean one? Red. Just like, yes. Okay, Red, come on. Red, I'm going to trust you. So don't let me down. I promise. What the preacher say when the church burned down?

What did the preacher say when the church burned down? If everyone was like red, we can do this, but they're not. That's good. Nang, that's a good one. Red, that's good. That's good. That's good. I'm going to be honest with you.

Hey, Red, have a great morning, buddy. You all have a great morning, too. I appreciate you. Appreciate you, buddy. That's funny. This United Airplane is up, and they're flying from New Jersey to Tampa. They couldn't get off because one passenger

started freaking out that he was in the wrong plane. And so he goes, I'm on the wrong plane, I'm on the wrong plane. Starts freaking out. Opens the emergency exit. The shoot comes out and just slides off and runs away. When officers got to the scene, the passenger was yelling that he didn't belong on the plane

because it was the wrong flight. So a couple things. One, how does a person get on a flight if it's the wrong flight because, you know, the ticket? The two is how do you open a door and it opened like that? and you get to slide down the slide. So officials said, hey, the guy is Troy.

They put him under arrest. Charges are pending, but he was on the right flight the whole time. Oh, no. Did the flight intend to do that thing where they trick you? And they're like, okay, buckle up. We're headed to Vegas. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, what if it was?

You know how they do that? Welcome to flight two or three to Jamaica. Yeah. What? I hope you brought your swimsuit. How funny would that be if they did that? And the guy goes, wrong fly! I just didn't know that the old slide shoot came out that easy.

Yeah, if you open that door and before you fly off it... Yeah, but really? Yeah, but how do you know that? I just didn't know that it comes out that easy. And I've been on lots of airplanes. Man, sorry, I got this illness thing setting in. It's supposed to be on the road for work for the next five or six days. Shake it.

mentally, give yourself that healthy vision board. I don't work. My healthy vision board is a lifestyle. Sometimes you just break down. Do you leave yourself notes on the bathroom mirror? No. In what? Lipstick. Do you? I started to. I love you.

I miss you. No, post-its. No, I don't. No, nothing like that. Nothing encouraging. Not in the mirror, anyway. Tomorrow, we will play that new Jake Owen song. And tomorrow, Jake Owen will be in studio around this time. So where we are now, just remember, remember turn the radio on and hear Jake Owen tomorrow. All right, cool.

Bobby Bohn-Shall. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Brett Young announced that he got engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Taylor Mills, earlier this month. There's no wedding date, but he says it'll happen in Arizona, which is where they first met. Maybe not for like six years and broke up and back together. So it's not like she's not like she's. someone new. Ed Sheeran was the best-selling artist globally last year. Drake was in second,

followed by Taylor Swift and third. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. Pretty solid list. Yeah, Ed, Drake, and Taylor. Oh, you know him all first name. Christina in Arkansas. Hello. Oh, good morning. Good morning to you. What's going on? Well, I just wanted to call me and give a little, maybe not advice, and ask. We love the Morning Corny, but I kind of feel like we're missing something. We used to love when Amy yells a joke. Could she do that sometimes? Yeah, why not?

Why don't? Why was she doing now? Do you have a good joke? You mean to yell it? Yeah, I remember back in the day? Yeah, I know. Back in the day, it was always so hard to yell, you know? You don't want to do it? Do we have the angry, like?

No, we don't, but we just know how it goes. So now Amy will yell a joke. The morning corny. As yelled by Amy. Am I yelling like angry yell or just yelling it? You have to back away from the microphone, first of all. Oh, yeah. And then just yell the joke.

What do old people eat for breakfast? Old meal. Old meal. There it is. Thank you. That was the morning corny. Scared me a little bit. Me too, me too.

How do you feel about that? Christina? Yes. It kind of off the cuff. How'd you feel about that? I loved it. I was laughing so hard. I think it's way funnier when you're just here to appease our people.

So maybe we should add that to the old arsenal sometimes. I appreciate that call. Well, thank you. We love you in Fayetteville. Oh, and you know what? I do love Fayetteville. Woo-Pigs, what I say. Absolutely.

Yeah, thank you. See you later. Thanks. Bye-bye. Yeah, man. I'm friends with the Arkansas head coach now. How awesome is that? Pretty cool.

Are you said Jersey? Is it me? That's your dude. Yeah. Belema. No. Oh, my goodness. No.

I mean. I'm gone. Amy, listen. You were friends with that guy too, though. Yes. Yeah, but not as close. Listen to this. So, Chad Morris is the coach at Arkansas now.

Listen to how crazy the story is. Oh, yeah, yeah. I met his wife. When we were in Austin, he was the head coach at Lake Travis, high school. Yes. So we were in the same place at the same time. He was climbing up the ladder. His wife, Paul, is a big fan of the show.

So now he's head coach at Arkansas. I'm a big fan. And it just all works together. It's crazy. Here's the thing about life. You never know. Never know. It's like a box of chocolates.

Yeah, you just never know. But, you know, I liked Coach Vilema, too. Forgot about Paula. Yeah. But, yeah, I'm not here badmouthed anybody at all. I don't even want to. I like them all. Yeah.

Who would you possibly be bad mouth? Well, lots people. If you want to know, it's true. No, I'm not badmouthed anybody. I haven't had a moment yesterday where there's an artist that we haven't seen I, I haven't seen I die with them for a long time. And I always think you can judge someone by their friends. The people, they keep close to them.

You can judge people with the person five. And I'll tell who the artist is on the air. But I ran into one of his friends. And I said, hey, because I really like his friend. Say, hey, you know, we've had some missteps in the past. Why don't you just say, let me see him, say, hey, I'm really sorry about that. I've probably a real douche, and we should get lunch or something. Buried the hatchet.

There's no hatchet. It just has never been anything. Who is it? There used to be a hatchet. Yeah, we need names. Yeah, who is it? You know, I'm just not going to say on the air. Okay.

You don't write it down. You can write it down and I'll tell you if it's right or not. Just hold it up. But yeah, I'm just trying not to do that. I'm not trying to live in that world anymore. Male or female. It's not a good world to live in. And I can't always escape it because I have big opinions.

People with big opinions have big opinions. No, it's not. No. Not there yet. That one's never going to fix. That one's never going to fix. The fix. That one just doesn't exist.

That one there's a hatchet. That one just doesn't exist. There's no hatchet. It just doesn't exist. The hatchet's way up above, yeah. Do you take another shot? Okay. Here.

That's it. Oh, that. Oh, that. Hold on. I don't want to write this down. Yeah. We're going to. Yeah.

I thought that might be who it is. Let me see that paper. Yeah. Let me see all the secrets on paper. Yeah, what? We know. We understand. We don't see them.

Rip it up. Tomorrow's show will be interesting because Jake Owen will be on. Also tomorrow, Kathy Lee, from Today's show, Kathleen Gifford, she'll be on tomorrow too. So the first time we've ever had her here.

So all that's happening tomorrow. I did see where Kathy Lee went on the voice and saying. Do you see that? I didn't. Wednesday's page? Where's this clip? Oh, why's it on Wednesday's page?

Isn't this a Tuesday? Yeah, we're Tuesday for sure. Yeah, I just want to make sure. I don't know what day it is. I do it right. ran out a room. Okay, here we go. This is Hoda and Kathy Lee on the voice.

You just call. Harmony. Out my name. That's Kathy Lay. She's the one that can sing. Yeah. So, they didn't fly. I don't think they turned around. No one turned around?

Oh, man. I don't think so. I don't watch it. So did they not know? I wonder if they just didn't know who was back there and. Maybe they didn't. I don't know. I'm more of an American Idol guy.

I get it. I get it. I get it, man. What can I say? I understand. What can I say? What can I say? Nothing can do about that.

Nothing I can do about that. You know what I mean? But Kathy Lio will be on tomorrow. She has a new song coming out tomorrow. So does Jake go on. Which, by the way, I know Jake's going to get me crap because I don't ever ask for music early. And I was like, hey, some of the song I want to hear it.

But I'd already heard it at this music summit that we had. And they played it over the top. So everybody had already heard it. It wasn't something new. But he has a song and they used the music to Jack and Diane for his new song called I Was Jack, You Were Diane. Where is that song? I'm not always play it.

today, but... Check Wednesday's page. Apparently everything's on Wednesday's page. It's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. Am I bored fixed yet? Oh, no. Here we go.

Okay. So anyway, Jake I want to be in tomorrow. I'll give you a little sample of it. Ah! Whoa! Wow. That's a sample? That's the sample?

That's all we get. Yeah. Give me the start of it. Instead of the hook. Give me the start of it. Probably on Wednesday's page or what? Yeah. Check what is this, babe?

I check December. Okay, here you go. Here's the beginning of it. Okay. That's all I'm giving you, though. Well, I play Jake's song, though. Now, that's the, they use the music from Jack and Diane. It's crazy.

And make the new song. I'm going to leave that there for you guys to nibble on. I've been told that by so many people, by people in the industry, by people on Facebook that I'm not good looking enough to be on TV. So lunchbox decides to go out of the picture of me, the people are standing around. Oh, dear. and just say, hey, you don't know this guy, but do you think he's good looking enough? It's called Rate This Guy, okay? I'm going to show you a picture of this.

I'm going to show you a picture of a guy, and I just want you to give me your thoughts on attractiveness, what you like, don't like, and look at the picture. So that's what we're going to do. Rate this guy. We have five of these. Here's number one. I need you to judge someone based on looks. I'm going to show you a picture, and I just want your feedback on what you think of him. What do you think of that guy? Kind of nerdy. What makes him nerdy?

I guess glasses and hair. He does have pretty eyes. On a scale, one to ten, what would you... Wow, one to ten, why are you doing this? Seven. Face for TV, you think he could make it on TV, or not quite there? Sure. Sure.

Not very convinced. Okay, okay. How about this one? I love facial hair. I don't have facial one of the picture, by the way, just in case you're all wondering. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's full beard?

Yeah, no. Okay. I love facial hair. He's got a little 5 o'clock shadow kind of going on in that one. Do I? Yeah, a little bit. Oh, look at that. A little noon shadow.

So, he's cute. I don't really care for the hair. Oh, come on. Why can't we just leave it? He's cute. Let's just cut the clip. It's kind of like, I get the whole, you know, spike it up, but I don't really care for it. Like cute, like four cute or like?

Like seven hats. I'm giving me eight. Wow. I'm wrong. Nice smile, too. I like nice teeth. Man, I'm just getting dragged, and all of a sudden,

I give you a seven and eight. Wow. So it's just, you know, people, especially in the country music world in Nashville and other radio people, like, you shouldn't be on TV, you're not good looking enough. So lunchbox went out and just poll the people.

They don't know who I am, he's talking to. I would say seven. Wow. What do you like about him? His glasses. And his white teeth. Yes, and he looks confident. And fun, actually.

He looks fun, too. Thank you very much. Oh, you look fun. You look fun. I think the picture I'm just smiling. I do have some white teeth, though. They're so cluel. Oh, you look so fun.

I bought these white teeth. Yeah, you did. You have those fixed. Shout out Dr. Cupbirth. I gave him a shout at my book, too, by the way. Which? My dentist.

Your newest one or your other one? What? Is he in bare bones? No, my newest one. I'd written the first book already. Okay. I can't keep up. Yeah, but I got teeth foot in.

I was like, I gave a dinner. I didn't pay me. You wait until this book comes out. I'm giving shout-outs to people. And I have a whole section on Amy in this new book about Amy. I have to sign something. I know. They should have sent it to you.

I got it yesterday. I had to get my... Like a check? Yeah, I got to get my legal team to look over it. What? By that, I mean, just got to review it myself real quick. You get sign it, who cares? Who cares?

Just sign it. I'm basically signing over all my rights. Who cares? Don't worry about it. Don't even read it. Yeah, yeah. Lunchbox is showing a picture of me to people. Okay.

I like his hair and his glasses. And he looks very personable. He does. He looks like a good guy. Fun. They tag teaming over here? Man, so many people saying fun, the word fun. I know. Scale one to ten.

Eight. Wow. So if you were single, he was single, you would give him a call. Or have him give you a call. Sure. Could you see him on TV? Could he be a TV guy? Yeah, absolutely. Oh.

Well, let's just end it there, folks. Yeah, enjoyed that. Yeah, enjoyed that segment a lot. The Bobby Bones Show. Big flood, and the water level was so high. The guy's yard was completely flooded. And so a dude caught a 50-pound catfish. It's crazy.

This thing's huge. There's a picture of it at Bobby Bones.com. It's not the first time that he says he got fishing in his yard. In 1973, it rose, and he caught one about 80 pounds. Yeah, yeah The old stepdad's on Arkansas Keith Hey Hello

What you doing? I just got out of the bed, man Oh, you didn't go hunting this morning? No, I'm hunting to him What are you doing in the mornings then? You're getting ready to go back to work next week You're going back to the park? Oh, yes

You're looking forward to it or no? No No So what do you do your first week back? What's the job until? Oh, probably just getting around, you know, getting everything opened up and straightened up and those kind of things, you know, getting ready for people to start using them. Do you drive any of those big mowers? They're not real big.

They're like four-wheel drive John Deer's, you know, front deck. That looks fun to me. Those big mowers? They cut six foot at a time, so they're pretty good size. You ever drive over anything just to watch it be destroyed? No Oh man Because I would be like

Hey this guy caught a 50 pound catfish in his front yard Because of a flood What do you think about that? I think that's pretty Doggone neat Actually What's the biggest catfish you ever caught? I like a 60

Where? Some 60 pounders Where'd you catch those? Like Worchtaw And I've caught some 40 pounds And it's not hard to catch a big catfish They're there You know

Why do you say it's not hard to catch a big catfish? What? Why is it not hard to catch a big catfish in comparison to other fish? Well, there's so many of them out there. There's so many catfish, you know, they stock them like crazy and then, you know, they just grow big and they get away a lot of times.

Somebody hooked one, they get away, and they just grow big. I mean, catfish, 80 pounds wouldn't surprise me, you know. Can you imagine? And I've seen something. He's answering these questions. I already know the answer to. But can you imagine an 80-pound catfish?

in your yard? No, period. Just period. Think about that. It's bigger than your kid. Yeah, no, I'm picturing 80 pounds pretty big. I don't know.

I think Amy respects it. No. No. What do you say? I thought strippers. You know how big they get, too. Those are just big fish. They grow big.

Yeah. Tropic and catch them. You still trot line? It would be a good one. Can you still put out trot lines? I do. Can you? Yeah, you can put out trot lines.

I put out, you know, we used a lot of floaties, Now those noodles, we used noodles a lot in our base. We used to take, I say we, him and I, or I was a kid, but you take oil cans and you cut the top of them off, and then you put them upside down and they float, and then you put trot lines on that. But we were just using what we used to get by, right? Yeah, I mean, it's a lot easier that way.

Yeah, man, then we go and you pull. There's not as much work as a trot line. Trial line's a lot of work, didn't it? Yeah, but it's also, like, lazy. Yeah, they'll eat anything like our catfish are. They'll eat poop, you know? Did you know that, Amy? No.

I always felt like trotlining was kind of lazy, though. You laid it out and you came back to it. Set it and you forget it. And you pulled up and you checked it. Yeah, that's pretty much easy. It's not really lazy fishing. That's just smart fishing, you know. I guess work smarter or not harder, right?

There you go. That's right. All right. Well, I was going to check in with you see what you thought about this catfish. Yeah, that's a good one, man. Everything else going on right with you? That's good. I thought of going back to work. What do you do for today then the rest of the day?

Today I'm going to go do a little fishing today, and I'm going to go, you know, check my trail cameras. I still got them out. And just come around the outdoors, actually. So what do you do with the trail cameras once, do you take them back? Do you take it like a memory card from it back, or do you just actually look at the camera? I just take the memory card back. But I leave my trail cameras out just about all year. I check them periodically.

I don't see what's going on. It's going to soon be turkey season. I'm trying to hope maybe see some turkeys in my. walk by those things too, you know. It's just an outdoors thing I do. I leave them out all year and check them periodically. So it's like checking inventory? It's a camera.

It's a chicken inventory. It is checking inventory. Yes. What's going on out there? It'd be like your security camera. You want to see when the delivery got brings stuff, what time he brings it, if he's stealing is anything. If he's a turkey. I don't see what in my area. That's what I want to see what's going on in my area.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I appreciate you waking up and talking to us. Not a problem, man All right, talk to you soon You're hearing from you All right See you soon

Bye bye Bye bye There is Arkansas Keith The old stepdad Amy goes 50 pounds huh Get in the front yard No we're just in general

Actually I ain't impressed That's cool I guess I mean I guess that's something Whatever Yeah Bobby bombs everybody Transmitting Across America

This is a Bobby Ball Show Elvis Presley is running for an Arkansas congressional seat. He's dead. Is it some person named Elvis Presley? Yeah, it is. He's to vote for him.

So Elvis Presley is officially running for a congressional seat in Arkansas. Elvis D. Presley. He does perform as Elvis Presley, but he's running as the Libertarian nominee. And so they both file paperwork. I'll be the governor of Arkansas one day. Mark it. Mark it down. Unless you have to run against Elvis, that's trouble.

Hey, pretty mama, I'm worried about Main Street, not Wall Street. Oh, thank you, thank you very much. I'd like to say thank you everybody for coming out to my gubernatorial press conference today. Thank you. The government is a solution. It's the problem, Pretty Mama here. You know what else is the problem, Pretty Mama? Checking out at the Heartbreak Hotel.

That's right, Pretty Mama. So you have to maintain that. All the time, pretty mama. Thank you very much for coming to the governor's mansion, honey. I'm the king of rock and roll. Now I want to be your king of governor's shit. He's got to do that all the time. The king of Arkansas left the building.

Thank you very much. The governor's left the building. Well, since my baby left me when I find a new place to dwell. When it's down at the end of lonely street You see that Kevin Smith had a heart attack shit. And I was thinking about me in this situation because that's what I normally do.

How would I have handled this? Kevin Smith, by the way, he wrote Marrads chasing Amy he's been in him as you know Jay and Silent Bob He's Silent Bob Yeah that's your dude

I love him And I had him on the show once It was one of my favorite interviews Comic Book nerd That kind of guy And so he was doing a comedy special He was taping two, you always do two shows

When you do a special So you have options We're the same clothes You go do two shows And he did his first one He's like oh You know something hurts And he was going to do a second show

And he's like I should just go to the hospital and he said that the doctor told him had he not canceled he would have died tonight. Oh my goodness. He had a 100% blockage of his LAD artery. Whoa. Had he not went in right then he would have died.

He's 47 years old. He did his first show, then had the heart attack kind of at the end of that one in the middle. And he was debating, should I go back out on stage or should I go to the doctor? You would have gone on stage. I'd have gone on stage and died. Yeah.

I just, I'm reading the story. It's just a little heartburn. I'm just like, yeah. Yeah. Or something. And thank God that he's okay. Yeah. But there was a picture of him in the hospital bed.

He did like a selfie. And he even said this. And it made me think a bit because he said, you know what? I'm not that scared of dying anymore because if I would die right now, I'd be like, man, that was a good time. That was fun. I got to start having more fun because he almost died. He's 47.

Granted, he eats terribly. He doesn't live the healthiest lifestyle. Smokes. Each month's honeybonds. Did he lose a little? lot of weight? Yeah, I think he's, yeah, now than what it used to be. I don't know how he lost it.

Right, I just remember him being a bigger guy. Yeah, but I'm glad he's alive. I don't know him personally. He had a very pleasurable experience with him when he came in the studio. I was just a big fan of his writing, but yeah, I almost died. No, it just makes me go. No, because I always say that, but I never do. But what I'm going to do, though, is that made me go, wow, he was really, should I go

and gut through this show or go to the hospital? I'm just always going to go to the hospital when I think I'm having a heart attack. Note to self. When I think it's a heart attack, I'm just going to the hospital. But I just thought of me and I would have totally done the second show. So maybe that's it. Maybe I just don't do the second show. That'd been good for the, well.

Yeah, that's what I thought too would be great for the special. Pete, you didn't even go to watch it if I would have died on stage. We'd talk about you forever. I know. You'd be a legend. I know. So you've got to think about all that. I know.

No, I know. I think about that. You do think about that one way. You think about how you want to go out? I think about if I were to die on the air, the ratings would be fantastic. No, see, that would be terrible for us. Gosh, it would be terrible for it. You'd have one last big rating hurrah and then. No, I'm saying we'd have to live through you dying in front of us.

Oh, I don't think about that. I just think about what's happening. No, that's the worst part. Yeah, we'd all be dealing with a lot. That'd be a lot to process. Yeah. Because we'd probably all try to save your life. Clear.

Can you imagine the ratings, though, of you guys all like, come over what you can do it. People would not leave their radio. You're the only one who knows how to press the button to take us off here. We would just stay on. Which, by the way, has turned a bit dramatic here on the show. What do you mean? Well, Raymond is our audio producer and Raymond sits in a glass room.

He's not in this room, but since there's a glass wall, we can see each other. And he sits in there and he edits audio all day. And I hear Raymond's so annoyed with Eddie because Eddie always walks in the room and goes, Hey man, how much time do I have, how much time do I have, like, eat? And Raymond's like, learn to run the board. Like, learn how this stuff works. Is that true? Well, I was explaining the systems that we've been using for five years,

and a little kid could come in here and learn this stuff. And Eddie doesn't understand it. Lunch doesn't have any idea. There's a clock in there. You can look at it. There's clocks everywhere. You know a song is three and a half minutes. You should never have to ask a producer how long you have.

Look, with Ray, you can't win. Because I've tried to learn the board from Ray. He's just like, what are you doing? Trying to take my job. Get away from me. And then when I ask him, He's just like, get away. Why don't you learn the boards?

Why don't you have somebody else? Yeah, I think I'm going to start doing that. But honestly, I don't think anyone can look at that clock and tell us how much time we have. Amy could. I can go in there. In Ray's office, if you want to know how much time you have, there's on the computer. You can see a little clock on his little wall of how much time we have. A lot of numbers on that screen.

Let me tell you about this Iowa basketball player. So there's a streak for most free throws in a row. And he made 34 consecutive ones in a row. His name is Jordan Bowhannon. And he intentionally missed his last free throat to keep Chris Streets record in the books. Because Chris Street had died. Yeah. And he has the record.

So, but what, and I started to go, that's not a reason enough to miss one. Except Chris Street, the original holder, died before his record was broken. Oh. So he had a car wreck. Wow. And so he was, he didn't, the record didn't stop. Because he was still had it going whenever he died in a car wreck. But then I go.

does everyone now that's going to close to breaking the record have to miss it? And if you're the one who breaks it, are you a jerk because you didn't let... Oh, yeah. Right? I think it sets a bad precedent. I get the respect part of it for sure. And I think that on itself is awesome. But if you're now the next person and you break it, you look like a real jerk.

Because the guy before you... So does everybody just tie the record now on? Nobody beats it? I think they're going to do that until this jerk comes in and be like, I don't care about it. I don't know him. Never knew the dude. Never knew the dude. I'm going to break the record.

the guy here? This guy didn't know him. He just was trying to respect history. And the first thing I thought also was, what was the final score? Because if you lose by one point... Yeah, that's rough. Yeah, that would be rough. That would be good. That would be a tough one. What would you do? Really? I think I would

make it... Records are made to be broken. I don't think records... If there's a record's been out for 30 years, I'm going, hmm. Like, that's... No, I would have broken. It doesn't mean I respect him any less for what he did. He would probably want, I mean, I don't know the guy Well, I don't know he'd want anyone to break his record

But he didn't even have a chance to finish it Yeah, he died If that was me, I'd come back and haunt you You broke my record Oh wow Oh yeah I would have broken it Because if I'm not somebody else

Is going to And I do believe that records exist to be broken All records should be broken So yeah, it's a tough one though I like the guy better Because he's more of a human Like an awesome human than I am Because I'd have been like

Swish Sorry dude Swish Swish Nothing but that. Broken by two. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Isn't that weird? Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Shout out to that guy, Big Heart. I mean, that is an admirable thing. What? Or he missed it and used that as an excuse. Oh, I didn't think about that.

The plot thickens. Sometimes you look over at the phone lines and the person who's on the phone, you go, oh my goodness. Who is it? Well, I'd like to bring on Anthony. Now, here's who Anthony is. remember when Amy gets out at the Nashville airport and she said there was an Uber driver and Amy fell down

because the Nashville airport didn't clean their ice? Amy's Uber driver's on the phone. What? You are? Yes! Anthony. Hello. Good morning, guys. Good morning. Amy, is this to him? I mean, it sounds like him, yeah. Could be. Are you a SUV?

Yes, I was Anthony in the SUV dropped you out that morning at the airport. Anthony, what did you see as the driver? Well, you know, as I pulled up there to the drop-off zone. I was going to drop Amy off. I noticed that there was, you know, where we had previously rained and then it froze. So it was just a solid sheet of ice out there.

Did you think the ice should have been where it was, or was it the airport being negligent? Well, I think that the airport should have obviously done something to get out there and get that ice off the pavement there. We're a walkway there. So I do feel there was some negligence. So whenever Amy gets out and what do you see in your rearview mirror as she's doing that? Well, I actually didn't see in my mirror, so I warned her. I said, be careful getting out. There's ice right there. And then I get out and I go around the vehicle, I'm going to get her luggage out of the back, and she's getting out on the passenger side of the vehicle. I just heard her fault. So then I come around the side of the vehicle, and she's on. So I help her up, you know, check if she's okay.

And they're obviously in some pain. Pray for you, Amy, that you know, that you didn't suffer any injury there. Oh, well, thank you. I mean, my black, I did have to go to the little medic clinic, my back. had been was bleeding and I had to get like patched up the police filed a report because you warned me about the ice up ahead but where I stepped out of your vehicle I couldn't see ice it was almost it was black ice well I'm so sorry to hear that you had that injury there and I hope that you get better so do you think that Amy should get something from the airport though is what I wonder do you think Amy should get something from the airport the Nashville airport BNA like

Do you feel like Amy should maybe reach out to them and say, hey, this happened to me? Or is it just on Amy and she needs to move on with her life? Medical bills. And, I mean, if she's suffering still today, you know, after this long and she's still in pain, I mean, I think that there's so kind of obligation there from the airport. So you would be a witness for me? Yes, testify for her. Absolutely.

Oh, yeah. Amy, let's do this. Let's do this, Amy. I'll get you a lawyer. Okay. That's so funny. I didn't know how you put all this together that that was me. And, I mean, we never talked about it or anything.

So. You know, I listened to the show. I mean, we never said anything prior to today about it. But I was listening this morning. And I heard you talking about, you know, going to the chiropractor and your fall at the airport. And I was like, aha, it was her. Yeah. He's like, the voice sounded familiar, and she fell.

So I was like, that was Amy. Yeah, I mean, it's got to be, right? I'll put two and two together. I'll tell you what, let's put in. She fell and she lost her credit card. I've got her phone. I've got her wallet. I'm going to put Anthony on hold, Raymond.

If you don't mind getting his information, I'm just saying, Amy, you are hurt. You're still hurt. You had to go yesterday to get it. Yeah, my back is still, I don't. No one's reached out from the airport to you, huh? No. Mr. Airport hasn't reached out? No, Mr.

Frank Airport here. No, he hasn't. Mr. Report hasn't. All joking aside, you did fall at a place you shouldn't have fallen. Yes. Don't settle now. This is our case. This is our big.

Now that we have a key witness. Yes. Because, I mean, how in the world was I going to track down the Uber driver, really? That's crazy. With your receipt. A listener. And your receipt. Oh, I'm an Uber.

Amazing. Well, I just haven't really thought about it. But now it's almost like my key witness has fallen to my lap. The key witness. I mean. I know we're joking anyway, but that's, serious, you fell hard. He had blood all over you.

I really did. You had to go to the doctor in the airport. Even the police officer that took me to the medic room at the airport, which who knew that existed, said to me, we need to get that footage and you need to contact Durham and Durham or whatever. Which is a local guy on the bus. Yeah, drive around the bus. Well, don't listen to them where they're like, we have a case because you and I have a case.

No, no, no. We have a lot of them. Okay. I'm going to call Bart. Not about I call him first. Y'all don't make me laugh There hurts my back See?

She can't even laugh The Bobby Bones show What are you laughing at? Nothing. Someone said, hey Amy You need to reach out to Dirk's Bentley He's on the Nashville Airport Commission Oh, from your fall to airport?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, you could. Just give me another reason to reach out to Dirk. Yeah. Oh, I don't know if that means that mean like the B&A airport or like the private airports, I don't know. B&A airport.

Okay. Getting a lot of tweets about the kid from Iowa. who missed the free throw. Oh, what are they saying? Well, listen, I respect his decision that he missed a free throw to not break the kid's record who had died. But someone's going to break that record eventually. And I don't think a record is indicative of how awesome he was.

This is going to be broken eventually. And I just might have broken it. So you want, it's okay for it to be you, though. Like, somebody's going to break it. But do you want to be that person is the question. I would want the person who respected it to break it. and I think he respected it Right, and if you earn it

The person would want you to break it If you earned it So I'm just getting hammered by going I think the kid should have broken it The free throw record instead of missing it on purpose But I'm not right But I'm not wrong Right

It's just how I feel But somebody's going to break it And you want somebody to break the record That appreciates the record May I be like But they have a game though Every year that It says

They have a game every year That acknowledges them and, you know, that's cool. He can still be honored. Yeah, yeah, that's my point. But people are just hammer me over that one. Hey, like I always say, what else is new? That's what you always say?

That's another day in your life. Another day. I'm going to play a song. How's this game work? I play the song of it, the intro of the song, and they have to guess the first word? Okay. You guys know how this works, right?

This game's so hard. All right, Amy, you're up first. Yeah. Hit the first few words of John Party, head over boots. I got on my feet tonight What are the words? Come take me Sorry

I want to sweep you up your feet tonight That's tough Is it though? Yes That's a tough one That was hard Lunchbox Yeah I'm ready for this one

Old Dominion break up with him Here we go Let's see if you can name this song It's about a 12 second intro You just need to get the first words From Old Dominion break up with him Hey girl I know what you're doing

last night. No, don't go out. You got it. Oh, wow, you got it. No, no, don't keep pressing. What? Hey, girl. Stop. I was cheering for you. You guys always, oh, stop. Stop. We're cheering. We're rooting you on, dude. She said softball. Here we go. Next up.

Eddie. Luke Combs. I know this one. Sunday morning. That's all I need, right? You need three words. No, come on. You need three words. Sunday morning, she. Morning Man's

Oh no Lunchbox's only got two But he's playing at a different level Okay, that's fine Don't hold it Yeah, I was about to say Don't hold yourself to his level Man, what level am I at?

The high level Sometimes you just have to let him in the game Okay, that's fine I don't care It's like letting him take off early And we'll catch up to him That's exactly it Good, good, good

Just because you got it wrong But you got it wrong too About three words Okay, yes you I said the right words Okay, hey girl Hey girl I don't want to break you a hoot

Amy, ready? What's up? Yeah, Garth Brooks Ask me how on I know. Oh, dear. It's a tough one. Okay.

You already know it? Yeah. Go ahead. Steady as they come. You're stubborn as they come. Oh, stubborn. Got a little cocky. Yeah, you can't get too cocky.

No, that's not cocky. That's how I sing it. That is the words to me. Oh, so that's her word. So that she's right. Lunchbox. Yeah. Our song from Taylor Swift.

Oh, man. It's a new song. Again. Out. No chance you get it. Okay. Hey, girl. It's me.

Slamming screen door. Boom, Eddie, eat that! It's not right. I was fried and shot young with my hair. You know what? He's called. Let's give him a point. That's a good point.

That was a good point. Good job. Good job. Wait, slam and screen door, which one's that one? Lunch, lunch. Lunch. Lunch. You're good at this game.

What? Which one is slamming's green door then? That's that song. But you did that. You're good at this. It's close enough. You guys are getting smoked in this game. Eddie.

He's so smart. Are you ready? What was I thinking from Dirk's Bentley? Sally was a dream boat from South Alabama. Becky was a beauty. Sally was a dream boat? What was I thinking? No, that's the name of the song, though.

It's good. Oh, man. Lunch is going to win. this because he's so good at this game. Lunchbox, let's just do one more. You get it because you're winning. Oh, yeah. Good job, lunchbox.

Josh Turner, your man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got this. Stop. He's dancing. He's got both of them so far. Yeah. Baby turn the lights down low.

Baby locked the door and turn the lights down. Give it. Give it a three. Yeah, good job. Lunchy. All I do is we, we, we, we, no matter what. I got money on my back. That's a boy.

Lunch you're good, everybody. You have to treat him like a kid. Lunch, yes. Hey, hold on. Good job, lunchy. Hey, admit it, that Josh Turner one, I surprised you. Yeah, you were really good. Like a toddler.

Yeah, like a toddler. Nailed it. You want candy? You didn't get that Josh Turner? Neither did you. I missed by one word. No, you did. Yeah, I did.

Okay. Amy brought up a good point about Brett Young. Now, Brett Young's a tall blonde guy. He sings. And guess you didn't know. Yeah. Baby, I'm crazy about you. So the story says he got engaged.

I had thinking about this. He's 36. His fiance now is 31. And it said they met while in college. So that's five years apart. So either he was in college an extra year, which isn't crazy. Most of my friends went five years. Or she was in high school while he was a senior in college.

So he was a fifth. Okay. He could be a fifth. your senior and she was a freshman. No problem with that. I got no beef with that. Yeah. I know you're... I didn't know the different. It just said they met in college. It just seemed... I got another theory on this now. Go ahead. He was getting his master's or say he's 36. So maybe she turns 32 in like two months. So they're like six months apart. So that's four years. Good point. Yeah. I'm just not hate not it anyway. I'm happy. I mean, look. I'm happy that

somebody's happy. Yeah. Just be happy for the guy and for the girl. She got a nice big rock. She's a good-looking young lady and... That sounds so weird you're saying good-looking young lady. Hey, Papa. Well, if I say hot, you guys call me a creep. No, I got, I feel like she's pretty, you know? Like, oh, I didn't go right. Good-looking young lady is so weird.

Yeah. Have you seen her? Yes. Yes, she's pretty one. She's very pretty. She's very pretty. I'm getting a trip that we went on Amy. I'm so irritated.

What do you mean? You're getting what? I think I'm just a little ill and everything's setting off a bit. You've been irritated at a lot of things. Well, what are you getting charged for? We went on this trip to Austin because you did, you have a client down there? And they told me, they said, Bobby, you have to go with her with you. Remember that?

And they made me? And now that I wanted to pay for my flight. They don't? That's not fair. How. Morgan is sent me, Morgan number one sent me a note. It was like, they're not paying for it. Well, that's silly.

I know. That's interesting. Yeah. Tell them. Oh, I think that y'all, higher-ups that are listening that handle this. They refused my. They refuse my. No, you should pay for Bobby's flight because he did go to company me.

Yeah. Well, whatever. It's a whole thing. So, I don't know. Hey, live life. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. like you always say.

You know, I had Dave Barnes over at my house last night, and I think it's my new best friend. He wrote, Guy gave me you, and he wrote Craving You for Thomas Rett, and he also, I mean, he's a great writer and a great musician. And this is, I guess, some of it last night, because Dave's doing a half-music, half-comedy tour as well, like I'm doing. Really?

Yeah. I didn't know who did comedy. Who knew? That's why I put him on the bobbycats. It comes out Thursday, by the way. But Mike D said it was the fastest that he's ever seen me go, oh, I'm totally into this. I think he timed it to eight minutes

When I was like When I was going You know what This is just fun I'm sold Yeah yeah I like you I think I fell in love

And eight minutes in He put a clip up here Let's see what this is The name of your comedy tour Your music and comedy tour Is maybe the best Name of a music and comedy tour That I've ever heard of

So I thought What is the clearest way That we can advertise us So no one can be like Well dude I didn't know You're doing stand up Well no yes you did Because the tour is called

The Tour Where I sing the song and do stand up to her. I was like, we can make it none more clear. That's pretty funny because mine was called funny and alone for the same reason.

That's totally not focused just in and almost talked under the break. You guys see that? Yes. When I get sick, man, all bets are off. I think I have like Ebola or something. It's not the flu, is it?

You should get that checked out if you think it's Ebola for real. Does that still exist? Does it ever exist in America? Yeah, Ebola. In America? Let me Google. Bola of America.

Last time I said something about Ebola, it was way wrong, so. Stay away from that. Yeah, I'm not going to. Swine. I don't know. Anybody worked for the CDC? I had something in my chest. Do we care about making a murderer anymore?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is he out? No, no, he's not. But they're making a series now that is the other side of it. Oh. So it was 2015, and making a murderer comes out. There's a new series by a filmmaker named Sean Rett.

He's going to look at the prosecution side of things. But do we care? I just feel like if he's still in jail, they must have some stuff that we didn't see. Yeah. But I want to see what I haven't seen because by watching that one, I'm like, oh, get this guy out of jail.

But maybe they have points where I'll be like, okay, now I see why. Yeah, they promise broader perspective. I don't even care anymore. They won't let out the Brandon Dassey either. That's crazy to me. And I keep going, there must be something I don't know then because if it's that crazy,

it has to be something I just don't know. I agree. Because I just don't think our courts are that stupid. because if what we're seeing is real, we're just not shown things on documentaries. All perspectives are perspective. Correct. All documentaries.

No, no, just all perspectives is perspective. There's no such thing as right. Everything's an opinion or a perspective from somebody else. Period. Anything anybody says is just their look on it. So nothing's right. Unless it's like a math problem. Even then they're constantly disproven.

Oh, really? Everything's constantly disproven. But two less two is four. Exactly right now. That is not disproval. For now. Yeah. And then until somebody comes up with another one.

No. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. I just didn't know if you guys still cared about making a murderer or not. Those were good times when that came out and we got to binge that. Oh, my goodness. That was amazing. Yeah. Christmas break.

2016. I'll never forget. 2015. Was it 15? Oh, it's already. We're about to have five years on this show in like a week. That's crazy. Isn't that nuts?

Yeah, it feels like just 20 years. Oh. You know what? No, you're right. It feels like we've been doing this for a long time. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Way too long.

Yeah. I don't even have armpit hair when this thing started. Now I got greys. I know. We have gray hair. Do you have grayed hair and they're gray? They came out gray. You really have gray armpit hair?

No, it's a joke. Someone ratted out Eddie for drinking during lunch. What's wrong with that? Oh, boy. Because I guess lunchbox and Raymond order waters and Eddie wanted to drink. Okay. Look, the reason these two guys order water. because they're cheap.

We were out having lunch after. It was Friday, by the way. Like, who can't have a drink at lunch on Friday? Me. I was like, who cares? Raymond, anything you want to say about this? Yeah, he has a serious drinking problem. It was 11 a.m.

There were people on business lunches and Eddie's drinking like it's spring break. Honestly, I was inspired by everyone on their business lunch. Everyone had a beer and a drink. I was like, this is what the real world is like. Well, and it's got salt on the rim. It's a tall boy. I mean, it was easily a double shot. Yep.

And then he's looking around like he wanted to wait her for another one. No, no, no, I only had one. Someone else doesn't rat out Eddie that he's gambling again on NASCAR and he's never seen a NASCAR race. Eddie is missing. He used to gamble on NFL every Sunday and he loved the thrill of it. Now that it's out, NFL's over, he's like, I'm gambling on NASCAR now. Okay, that's true. That's true.

I am gambling a little bit on NASCAR. NASCAR is fun, man. I've realized that watching NASCAR is really fun. Producer Eddie, just living alive. I mean, acting like he's not. Hey, night of the year, man, drinking on Friday. gambling is savings away. I don't know that's true, but that's how they're painting

you, Eddie. I know. These guys. And Ray's the one that has to order electrolytes because, man, you've got to get over that hangover on Saturday. You're like, heat drinks more than I do. I just want a little drinky drink at lunch. No big deal. 11 a.m. Hey, we were done with the show at 1030. Raymond, anything you want to add to this?

I like to drink, yeah, and I didn't say that I don't, but I just think it's a problem for Eddie. I mean, right now I'm not craving a drink. Are you, Eddie? What time is it? Yeah, I could probably have one. I do think this is one of my favorite segments, your pile of stories. Really?

Because I never know what you're going to talk about. And it's the one part of the show where I just give up control and just get to react instead of executing myself. I enjoy this segment. Here we go. The Bob Bow Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. I have things Americans would give up for $1,000. So as long as you handle them, $1,000 check, some cash, they'll be like, okay, I will say goodbye to this.

coffee for an entire year. Oh, yeah. I don't even drink coffee. But I think that's pretty... Who wouldn't? That's a lot. I wouldn't do that every day. You wouldn't? No, I have to drink coffee every day.

You don't have to, though. I do. Or else it's just not... I can't start my day. It's been really grumpy. You just think that. No, I'm telling you, man. It's a real thing.

Internet for a week. Oh, I'd drop internet for a week. For $1,000? Yeah. A week? No, no, no. That means data too, right? Yeah, that's no.

Snapchat or Instagram. I would do it. Are you kidding me at $1,000? Yes, I would do it. I don't think you would. Okay, go ahead. Game of Thrones, not even watch the final season. Bye.

I'm good with that too. Guys, I'm just not attaching. Take the money. Yeah, give me the money. What else? Okay, so guys are writing wedding speeches for other guys. You have to pay for it, but there's a website called Fiverr, F-I-V-E-R. and if you need a wedding speech,

then you can get one from another guy that'll help you come up with the right words to say. I don't think that's crazy. And I bet you not only guys are writing you up, but girls are too. Just write a good speech. Lots of speech writers out there. I just see someone seeing a market and going, hey.

Would you have someone else write your words? Like, would you and deceive, like, your bride to be and everything that it's from your heart? I don't think it's deception if you're working with them. I don't think it's deception. What if you're not just a good writer, but it is what you want to say? It's like an artist who comes in who didn't write their song.

Or like your best man speech? Again, these artists come in and songwriters wrote the song, but they wouldn't sing it if it didn't actually represent what they wanted to say. I have no problem with it. I thought it was just where you say, here's 50 bucks, write me a speech and you don't have any input. I'm down with that too. It is. I don't think you're working together.

You're like collaborating. Yeah, but you're going to send things in. And then you read it and okay it or not. You're like a bad lib, fill in the blank. Here's the names, the ages. I met him when I was five. We've been best friends. We went to this elementary school.

Okay, go. Oh, my dear Amy, you've become such a hater in your mom age. You have. You become such a hater in your mom. Wait, why? Just all the time. You don't notice it, and I think it's funny. Why am I hating?

Huh? Some you're so anti-anything but writing it just from your own. Some people aren't good writers, and they need some help. Oh. But all the things. This, Brett Young. I mean, all the things. Okay, so if you need a wedding speech, someone else will write it for you.

And speaking of weddings, I have trends. we're going to see for 2018 and someone were pretty interesting if you're going to be in a wedding. So pretzel bars, evidently those are like a new thing, like a hot, big old fluffy pretzel. You walk up and you get. I'm not to that. Yeah. Edible flowers. No, I wouldn't do that.

I think they are edible already. They just don't taste good. You need a flower, right? Can you? I don't know. I've never tried that. Yeah. Well, yes, you can eat flowers.

But, no, I mean, they're like legit edible. Okay. Signed jinga pieces. So instead of doing a guest book, you have people. sign a jinga piece and like put it into the jinga and like have your guests build it or something. I mean, that's actually fun because you'd use it again. I don't ever see looking at a guestbook again in my life. Someone signs a guest book. What do you do with it except it just takes up space? Okay, so out of Eddie Lunchbox and myself, we're all married. How many of us have looked at our guest books?

Never. No, we had a, I don't know if we had one. We had one where you put your picture from the photo booth and we've looked at that to see what funny pictures people took. The jinga thing is a really good idea though because you can keep in a box anytime you want to play it. You pull out a piece and you be like, oh yeah, Bobby, he came the wedding. No, Frank was here. No, Frank. What else? Wedding capes.

You're going to see more and more women, not just like with a train or a veil, but actual cape. That's cool. Hey. Like Supergirl. Like Supergirl. W-T-S. A cape?

That's pretty awesome. Santa. No, it's a bird. It's a plane. No. It's Frank's wife Beatrice. And her cape. No.

Beatrice. What else? And Eddie, you've got a wife who pretty much she stays at home with the kids. She does some. work, right? Stay-at-home mom, a little part-time job. Yeah. And, you know, you work here and then you go have drinks with the guys, do whatever. What are the hours you think your wife has as a mom?

Oh, 24. Like 24 on. She doesn't stop. Okay, major problems. Okay, well, I have the official working mom hours, and they start at 6.23 a.m. And their work doesn't stop until 8.31 p.m. Stop. Yeah, being on call doesn't mean you're working.

If she's sleeping, she's not working. Oh, okay. then take off like seven hours of that. So what's 24 minus 7? Hold on. Carrey the one. Okay. Thank you, Amy. And I'm just saying that's the average mom's work day.

So you need to, you know, step in, make sure your wife gets a little break. And he'll have drinks and gamble and he'll check in every few hours. Okay. Why do you always pay me? Because that's a long day right there. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's your pile. So you put one of your son's pull-ups into the washing machine?

Yes. It was in his pajamas and I didn't realize it and it went into the wash. and I washed it. What happens? Well, it basically falls apart and little tiny absorbent diaper beads get everywhere, and it's disgusting. So what do you do? Well, you keep washing. I did a couple loads, still not rid of the beads.

I guess it's just going to take a couple more loads until the beads wash themselves out of the washing machine. They're everywhere. Oh, and they were on everything. Little teeny tiny beads. They're supposed to be whatever's inside the diaper to absorb and keep everything smelling good or whatever. How's that going, by the way? The pull-ups? Good.

Minus the fact that I can't hide them inside the pajamas so then I don't see it when I'm throwing it into the washing machine. But other than that, pretty good. I think I need to size him down. I think he needs a smaller size. He's small. He's so small. Because he's seven.

Yeah. When I go to a school pickup line, I'm like, where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Everyone's taller than him. And they're like, oh, there he is. Like hiding him high. Like all the girls are towering over it. He's pretty tall, yeah.

Was any of that from malnutrition? Well, some of it I think could be. And then also I don't know the size of his dad. I don't know. I know his mom a little bit. I've seen pictures of her. But I have no idea if his dad's short, tall. Do you know if he had any brothers or sisters?

I don't think so. I don't think so. Yeah, he's really small. My daughter does have siblings, but not my... If you're wondering, Amy's adopted two kids from Haiti, and that's why she doesn't know. Yeah, I don't know. That's why she doesn't know who the dad is.

Yeah, I don't know that. I don't know much about either the dad. So I am curious how tall they're going to be or what they're going to look like once they grow. You can kind of get an idea if you know their biological history. Yeah, your daughter's really tall. Mm-hmm. Your son really small. Yeah. We're beefing him up.

Are you noticing anything with him with the food at all? No, his stomach actually has gone. down as we get it healthier. It sort of had a bloat to it. And now it's getting flatter, which is good. So hopefully we're getting out some of the stuff that was going on internally in there. How are they adjusting?

Better with school, stuff like that? Are they fitting better than you thought they would? Or is it just a struggle still? I think it's still, we're on a roller coaster ride for a little bit. I think it's too soon to say that things are adjusted. I think it's going to take over a year. Do they have any friends? Or longer.

Yeah. My daughter's, her teacher, you know, sent me an email the other day saying that my daughter has become friends with this girl from Syria. And that's who she sits with every day. She sent me a picture of them together at lunch and she has on her, like, a head wrap. And they don't speak the same language because they're at a special English as a second language school so the kids are from all over the world and this little girl and her family they're refugees and they came here and that's her that's her little friend it's cool she has someone

that she like runs with i know and they can barely they know some english but you just it's like friendship on such a simple level and you're both in the same boat trying to communicate and it's like lunchbox and eddie yes same thing it really is so sweet and she got um a little best friend necklaces from Target, you know, where it's half the heart. You take it. Oh, wow. So I got her that, and I didn't know who she was going to give it to, and she took it to school and gave it to this, her little Syrian friend.

That's a good story. I like that. Yeah. I like your stories. Oh, thanks. Yeah. I do. The Bobby Bone Show.

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I don't have anything to say. What are you doing today? Working out, going to get the kids. I mean, the usual. The usual is substantial now. It is. I don't like it, so you are always like, you know, just the same. It's a lot.

Like, I know it feels. It's like the same but different. It depends on the weather. Like, will we go to the park? Will we ride bikes? Do we have homework? But you're forming? children's lives.

Yeah. That's pretty cool. Don't ever discredit that. Oh, okay. Yeah. The only thing I don't know is what kind of workout I'm going to do. There you go. Spice that up.

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