The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Leaves For Haiti During Show + Guys Have A Morning Corny Joke Off + Bobby's Loser Thanksgiving Menu

Episode Date: November 21, 2017

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And so he can get to go home and just play video games. His mom put a note up on Facebook and around the town. that he will do any work you need to run the house. Yard work, gutters, rake leaves, just let her know. So that's what he's been doing. And so parents have been calling and Facebooking, and you wake up sometimes like this morning. I woke up, came in the studio, people already want to talk about this again. So Kristen is on the phone in Tennessee. Hi, Kristen.

Hi, how are you? Good. Thanks for calling so early in the morning. Tell me your story. So our 14-year-old was, the first part of his eighth grade year was making really poor choices and his thought process was, I'll just make it up in high school. So we put him, I manage a restaurant and we put him in the dishroom for an entire weekend. And at the end of the weekend, he had to clean out the grease traps, which collect all the grease. But we're a straight-A student now in honors courses.

Wow. Wait, did you pay him? Um, no. Oh. It was just you have to, this is, this is where you're headed if you don't make better choices. Wow, you didn't even pay them. Dang. No.

Yeah, and he's a straight A student now? Yeah, straight A student in all honors courses. That old girl, Kristen. All right, appreciate you, Kristen. Yeah, any time. Thank you. Oh, man. Hey, Nikki in Wisconsin.

Hey. Good morning. How are you? I'm great. How are you? Really good. So tell me your story. Okay, so I have three teenagers at home, 13, 14, and 15.

My son, who's the youngest, is a typical teenage boy. Okay? He gets a little mouty from time to time and thinks it's cool. Well, all of my kids are real into Instagram and Snapchat and, you know, pretty much how they communicate with their friends. when they're not at school. And my son got real talky with me one night. And I took his phone away like I normally do, which doesn't seem to work.

But so while I had his phone, I, you know, put on a little Snapchat filter and said, Sorry, guys. Aiden Can hang tonight on Snapchat or whatever I said. And I was like, until you learn how to talk to his mama, you're not going to be seeing him on here. Dang, she took it over. She took over his Instagram and Snapchat. That would be kind of humiliating. Oh, yeah, 100%.

That's like a bet we should do on the show. When you lose, someone else gets to take over and put up a video. Love it. Okay. That would be kind of humiliating. I appreciate you. Oh, man. Imagine being a kid, a teenage kid.

Oh, that would be the worst. Oh. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. This eight-year-old named Frankie found a wallet with $1,700 cash. Again, he's eight. I probably find a lot of things to do with $1,700 cash. But he went and gave it to his dad.

He said, hey, we got to go find the owner of this. And so there was ID inside of it, and they went and they found the owner. That's awesome. And the reason that the wallet was lost was because the person got mugged. And then... And they dropped his wallet. And they got the money back to him. And he gave the kid a hundred bucks.

It's not a very good mugger. Yeah, right? But shout out to the eight-year-old Frankie for, like, going out. I should give this back. Give us cash. Like, nobody's ever going to find cash. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you mean.

Okay, making sure you know. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in New York. house fire left 35 injured, seven were firefighters. It happened at a cosmetics factory. In Pennsylvania, the manhunt continues after that deadly police shooting outside Pittsburgh. If you know where that 29-year-old is, contact authorities. And finally, in weather news,

geologists in Iceland are warning a volcano may get ready to erupt. Be careful. The experts are saying signs of activity are in the area residents have been warned. There's a job and they pay you 10,000. thousand dollars a month and you live on the beach and you basically in cancun live the cancun lifestyle and test everything out yeah like they want you to go to all the restaurants the clubs like check out the nightlife and it's for six months so you get 10 grand a month so that means you're going to get 60,000 dollars just to vacation in cancun and then obviously give your feedback to party and so lunchbox made a video it's like 40 seconds you want to hear his audition video yes

Okay, here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, your neckline. What? I am. Wait, where did you get these out? Who did that for you? Did you guys do this together? No, I didn't help him one bit.

Eddie refused to help. I don't know by myself. Yeah, I don't need Eddie. Eddie's worthless to the show. All right. The one you need. 5'11, extremely good-looking, living life on the edge, and I'm a rebel without a cause. You need someone with class to be the ambassador.

Party during the day, classy at night. Party during the day? And classy at night. At the beach. You got a party at the beach. at the beach. Oh, my goodness. Restaurants in Cancun.

Well, I know how to use a fork. What? And a knife to cut up my meal. Shut, shot, shit, shot, shot. You didn't lunchbox perfect to be laying in our sand? Our sandy beaches? The answer is, yes. That's the creepiest thing I ever heard.

Who did that, all that stuff for you? Me. No, no, no. The sounds and stuff. I did it. No, he's lying. I don't care who did it. There's no way you're getting the job of that video.

Why? I put the waves from the ocean in there and I put me, I was in the sand and I showed the sunset, like look at me on the beach and the sand. It was pretty good. Wouldn't it be exhausting to party every day every day for six months? But you don't have the party. They also want you to explore their outdoor adventures, like go on hikes and go on like... You exercise too. That would be exhausting just to have to do all that all the time. But he knows how to use his forks and his knives too, so he can not have to do with anything. Nothing.

Because you got to go to these nice restaurants. You got to know how to use the silverware. Well, I'm sure some of them are just like, I mean, they're just cool restaurants. My favorite is cliches. The whole thing's littered in cliches at the beginning. Ladies and gentlemen, you're next ambassador of Cancun, Mexico. Lunchbox. Why are you yelling?

No, no, no. Someone is introducing me and then I come in. Like, I'm not on the screen at this point. That's you. Okay. Well, oh, whoa, thank you for having me. And thank you for taking time to look at my video because let me tell you why. I am the one you need. one you need.

5'11, extremely good-looking, living life on the edge, and I'm a rebel without a cause. Living life on the edge, you need a rebel without a cause. It's every 80th movie, period. You need someone with class. Okay, I'm done. I can't take any more of this. Good luck.

You send it off? Send it off. We'll hear soon, hopefully. So he legit can take six months off. Why not? The Bobby Bob show. Time for your positivity. A little tell me something good.

Let's go. Tell me something good. All right, so Thanksgiving, holiday for humans, but that doesn't mean the dogs don't get to celebrate too. Sometimes dogs get little treats. But these dogs in this home for the Pala Days program, and so they have 20 shelter dogs, the shelter, and they say these are the 20 dogs that we want to send home and be temporarily fostered for the week of Thanksgiving. For the Pala days. Yes, because people are home. Yeah. And so for that like Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Yeah. Take in a dog. They take in a dog. And like, like, there's probably family there to hang out love on the dog. Yes. And then they say about a quarter of them end up getting adopted too. So, but anyway, it's called Home for the Pala today. So cute. And so I like little angles

that shelters take to make people care a little bit. Amy, you're up. Shout out to Jacob Ingh. He was hanging out outside when he noticed a group of deer frolicking ahead. But then he saw one deer

wasn't really with all the other deer. And he was like, wait, why is he not moving? Well, his antlers got stuck, and he couldn't move. So he realized he needed to run home, grab his dad and a chainsaw, and they went and cut the deer free. Wow, really?

Yeah. They didn't have to cut the tree where it was stuck in the limb. They didn't, like, cut his antlers or anything in case you were wondering. Lunchbox. There was a one-month-old child in Connecticut that stopped breathing, so the mother jumps on the phone, calls 911. Only problem is the mother only speaks Portuguese. Luckily, her nine-year-old son is there, grabs the phone and translate what the 911 operator is saying and translate it to the mom. mom able to do CPR, save the daughter.

Yeah, I saw that. Woo. Yeah, the kid knew both languages. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show. Amy leaves in about 45 minutes to go to Haiti. So still here with this this morning. Lunchbox got his wife a birthday gift.

Do you know what it is? No. We have a tradition where we run the turkey trot on Thanksgiving, so we hadn't discussed it this year, and I wanted to keep our tradition alive. So for her birthday, I signed us up for the turkey trot. It's not her birthday present. Yeah, because I paid for her entry into the turkey trot.

No. Are you guys' finances not the same in your mind? Well, not really because we don't share a bank account. So I thought it was something neat because the whole thing about marriage is to have traditions and to keep things going and do something year after year. And it's something we've done. And so I thought it was pretty romantic that I remembered a tradition that we do that happens to be around her birthday. and she didn't think that was that good of a present.

Oh, she didn't. You've already given a camera. Yeah, that's like you being like, hey, I made you a turkey for your birthday. On Thanksgiving Day. Yeah, like, no. No, no, no. You put a candle in the stuffing. Blow it out.

Happy birthday. Guess what? I also made mashed potatoes. So, does that mean you have to do a better job now? No, I mean, that's it. Yeah, that just means next year I got to do something different. Next year. Yeah, for her next birthday because I thought I'd,

did something cool and she did not see it that way. She was a little disappointed. Do you expect more when it's your birthday from her? Yeah, I expect something nice. I didn't expect something cool on my birthday, but the turkey trot is not around my birthday. So she can't really sign up then. It's also not romantic. You use the word romantic. That's not a romantic thing. It's a fun thing. What do you mean? It's not romantic is remembering something. It's a teeny tiny bit romantic. Yes, tradition. But not for her birthday. No, it's not romantic. Oh, no. No, no. No, no. I mean, I... Amy's terrible romance, too.

Like, it's the worst. That's how romantic. I mean, I am bad at it, so I think it's romantic. And you're not going to get her anything else. No, that was it. You should try again. And you're not going to get her a Christmas present. No, no Christmas present.

We don't really do Christmas. So weird. It's so weird. So weird. Well, I mean, we travel on Christmas, so that's kind of our... He's like, I got her airline ticket to go see your family. I put the candle in the Christmas turkey, too. I put up a tree.

She blew out the candle on the ornament. You know what? You have your own type of relationship. Right, and that's tradition. We don't get anything for Christmas, so we keep that tradition going. Who started that tradition? Or just a bad habit. Because there's a difference there.

Yes. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Framingham, Massachusetts. A 44-year-old man broke into a house, stole some jewelry, some cash. He went down in the basement. He's like, oh, found a little wine.

cabinet. Started drinking some wine, finished two bottles. Oh, no. No. And they came home and found him asleep on the couch. That's funny. Oh, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. I wonder do you approach him, wake him up? I know you call the cops, but do you like hold a baseball bat over him? Like, there's so many thoughts. Yeah, scare him. But time up first. See, it's that I think. Like, what do you do if he's there asleep on the cat? Like, he broke into your house. Yeah. What do you do? I know you call the cops, but then do you sit there and wait with baseball bat because he gets up or a gun. Sit on it.

Or sit on it. Yes, all those things are options. Here's a list of Christmas gifts you should not give. Number one, exercise equipment or a gym membership for someone who doesn't already actively work out. So it's always like, hey, don't get someone a gym membership or don't get some. And if they're already into exercise, it does make sense. Yeah. I think that's a nice little star there.

If they're not already into fitness, don't get them something fitness. That makes sense, yeah. It's like, then you need something. As an insult. Yeah. Yeah. Pets, this is number two. Don't give someone a pet because living things are a major responsibility.

And if they're not expecting it, then all of a sudden they got a responsibility. They weren't expecting. A puppy. Yes. Now, if you're a parent and your kids have always wanted a puppy and you want to be a part of that, it's all different. But if I were going to get lunchbox a gift and I just brought him a new doggy, he's like, oh, man. Take care of a dog. Number three, anything that's like, you know, this is sexy, that it'll be opened up in front of others.

Oh. It's embarrassing. Yes. It's like, ooh, look at my, ooh. Awkward. Number four, clothing. If you're not 100% sure of the person's size. And if you aren't, always go small.

Go small. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Always, always, always. You think they're a large, but you don't know, get them extra small. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just always go small. They can return it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then finally. souvenirs from a recent trip that you went on. Because if you bring back a tote bag that says, you know, Cancun Mexico, you're like, I got you something when I was having fun. It's a tote bag. Don't like that. So don't do that. So remember, no lizards, no exercise equipment, no, you know, Eiffel Tower statues.

None of that stuff for Christmas. No, too bad you couldn't go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry about it. Here's up from my fun time. Yeah. Amy leaves to go to Haiti in about 15 minutes or so. So what's the plan today?

You go to the airport. Yeah. And then I'll land in Port of Prince and should have a meeting today, by the way. Go right at it. Right at it. What's that mean? By the way, Amy's adopting. We've been in this process for like five years.

And she's got two kids. And she's going to Haiti today, take care of business. You've got the attitude. You're ready to go. Right? Yeah. Ready to go. I just think whenever I'm there, sometimes a little FaceTime helps.

and we're just going to try to figure some stuff out. I've got different people that have helped arrange certain meetings throughout the week. And hopefully that will just give me a better idea of time frames since it's already passing what I was originally told. Right. Like four times. Like five times. Six times. But they don't celebrate Thanksgiving. So Amy's going to be there for a few days.

Yeah, like they're open unless, of course, they just decide they want to celebrate Thanksgiving for the first time ever. All of a sudden, they're like, oh, yeah. The Pilgrims came to Haiti too. Like, okay. And you're taking the kids with you to all these meetings? I mean, yeah, it's a plan. Like, sometimes just seeing, you know, my face that I'm real and their face that they're real. And they're not just like a piece of paperwork, you know?

This is real. And what do you hope to come from these meetings? Just that we're real. I just said it just figure out a timeline and that try to push the paperwork along. What is stuck? Is there something I can do? Why is it still there? What's the time frame? Really? Can we still expect the kids before Christmas? That's what I was told. How are you feeling about that right now? Not very great. Really? I'm really not. No. Because, I mean, by law, our paperwork needs to be in the next phase for 30 days. And then after that, it's like seven days for visas and passports, which is normally six weeks. But I have been told they can get it done in seven days. Yeah, you also have been told they were going to be like three years ago. But that seven day part, that's on the U.S. side. I'm believing them. I'm like, I think.

Yeah. Well, good luck. She's going to be here for a bit longer. But when she's gone in a bit, lunchbox takes over the skinny today. Woo! Yeah, big deal today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Amy goes to Haiti to get her kids, but really lunchbox takes over the skinny. That's the big news today. Do I my own imaging? No, you don't. No one knows that imaging is anyway, but you have your own voice guy? Yeah, that's what I meant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alex, you there? Yeah. Hey, so Alex's on the phone. She works at Rescue Road in Little Rock, which is an animal shelter, right? It's a foster-based rescue. We don't actually have a shelter.

Okay, so I don't even remember, I guess I don't know the difference. The shelter would be, like, if it's a built place for exactly that? Yes. Okay. Yeah, so we have shelter partners, so we partner with Westminster, Pine Bluff, Hazen, and Stuttgart shelters, and we pulled from those shelters and put them in foster families in central Arkansas. So why I brought her on is they had a dog, and the dog had a bunch of puppies, right?

Yes. And you named all the puppies after people on the show? Yes. Yeah. And they ate puppies. It's so cute. Eight puppies. Yeah.

So we ended up having a ton of girls, so we had to dig into the raging idiot school a little bit. We have a Nikita and a Natalie. Yeah. But we only had two boys, Bobby and Eddie. They have an Amy, a Morgan 1, a Morgan number two, a Hillary the phone screener. Uh-huh. Nikita and Natalie from the raging idiots. And then two boys, Bobby and Eddie.

Like, what in the world? I mean, not to be rude, but do you realize that I'm bigger than that? than Eddie? I mean, you could have been a girl, but we thought you might not like that. No, no, no. You put Eddie, you named a dog over Eddie over lunchbox. Like, I am more important than Eddie to this show and I've been here longer. I don't know what show you're listening to, but you've lost your mind. Hey, you're relaxed. Oh my goodness. I am not promoting your adoptions. Okay, good, because I am. Hey, Alex. Alex is on from Rescue Road in Loder Rock. So eight puppies, they live stream the births on Facebook, which, by the way,

And if people want to, like, rescue these dogs, if they want to check them out. What's your Facebook page? Rescue Road. Just, that's it. Just Rescue Road. Yep. Okay, find out more, rescue road. Well, good luck with all the puppies.

Appreciate what you're doing. Thank you. And lunchbox isn't happy. I mean... We figured he wouldn't be, but that's okay. That's why he did it, just to troll love it. Yeah, yeah. All right.

Thank you very much. Alex. Have a great morning. Thank you, you too. All right, bye-bye. Tell a little Bobby and little Eddie, we say hello. It's not funny. Hello Hillary the phone screen.

Yeah. Bobby Bones. Let's go over the lunchbox and let's play a game called Is it Fake News? Is it Fake News? 97.3 in Elysian Fields, Texas has flipped their radio station to Beer FM. It is the first one in the country

and the program director just said, hey, we want to cater to a different type of crowd. What kind of music they play? They play kind of rockish. 90s rock and alternative. Wow, okay. I mean, I think it's like a real story. Yeah, and he answered what kind of music they play so fast.

He knew all their playlist. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, fake news or real news? I'm going to go real news. I don't even think it's that crazy. What do you think? I'm going to go real. Eddie?

Real news. What is it? According to all-access.com, that is fake news. That was fake news. How according to something is it fake news? I just wanted to say a radio website, so you thought you got it it right and then boom hit you with it. It's fake. But you didn't...

Okay. It's fake news. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was Fake News. There it is. Thank you. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. So Amy was at a hotel and she was,

had to get her car valeted and, you know, they open your door for you most of the time. Yeah, they always, yeah, typically. You know? Working hard for that money. So you get in the car. Yeah, so you get in the car and I lean over to something out of my car seat and when I lean back he's holding my seatbelt for me and I'm

like oh well that's nice and then he buckles me in. He buckles you in? Like reaches over and buckles you in? Like I'm leaning over I turn back he's there boom, buckles me in and I was like full service full service good or full service bad? Nothing was inappropriate but I have never had anybody buckled me in before

and I thought it was really odd. Did you give him a bigger tip? No. No. That's weird, right? Is that weird? I've never had anyone buckle me in at a valet. Yeah.

It happened. And what, did you say anything? I was like, oh, okay. Full surface. I was like, okay, all righty. Bye. And did you tip him? Of course.

Valet's going to tip, but not anymore or any less based on the encounter because it wasn't creepy and I wasn't, I didn't feel violated or anything, but it was. I was just totally shocked. And I was like, I wonder, it started to make me think, like, these young guys, they, like, all hanging out. They're standing around, like, laughing together. And I bet one of them is like, I'm picturing, like, Ray and Lundfoggs and Eddie, like, working ballet.

And they're like, dude, dude, next car, buckle them in. I carry you. Five bucks extra. Five bucks you don't buckle a minute. And then, like, I'm picturing, like, me driving off and I'm going back and be like, buckled her in. We got her more. High five, high, five.

And then they're, like, having to pay up. Like, I just still literally, I was, like, racking my brain. trying to figure out why in the world he buckled me in. And the only thing I can think of is that it's like a bet. And they see how many people they can buckle in without like freaking out. Okay, okay. Next time, buckle her in. They kiss her on the forehead. I thought it go.

All right. Amy is leaving. Hope you have a safe trip today. Thank you. Hope you get to Haiti and it's all safe. Yeah, me too. Hopefully. I've been there.

It's crazy, man. No, I'm not worried about that part. I'm just like. Yeah, that I am. But Amy's going, she's leaving the show now. She's going to go and knock on some doors and try to get her kids back over here to America for the, I guess for the first time. So the rest of the show, oh boy. Good luck, Amy, but don't worry about anything.

We have it all under control here. Yeah, no stress about work. Just worry about the kids. Yeah. Okay. Listen to the car. If anything goes, hey, why aren't call us? I'll use you from the phone.

Give me a call in already right when I leave. Yeah, we'll just have you on the phone the whole time. Lunchbox will be doing the skinny coming up. I'm ready. He's got his skinny one yesterday. So lunchbox will be doing the 30 second skinny. Have a safe trip. Thank you.

When you get there, post some videos of the kids. Yeah, of course. And go not. You have to go tell him. No. I feel like it's going to be me sitting there waiting for someone to hopefully talk to me, but it's okay. All right. We'll see you.

Happy Thanksgiving. I'll be like, I'm going to wait here all day. All right. Bye, Amy Bowls. Okay, Amy left. So Lunchbox will do the skinny, which could be disastrous. Or amazing. I don't know.

But here we go. Amy's on her way to Haiti. I'm listening in the car right now. Lunchbox is up to you. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Kesha is the latest superstar headed to CMT Crossroads. She's going to collaborate with the Old Crow Medicine Show

and the episode airs December 6th. I mean... Huh. You don't think that's a big deal? Not really. No, I don't. Of all of them, maybe the one I'm least interested in. I kind of like Kesha.

And Old Crow Metro is very good But I can't say that I'm into anything except wagon wheel That's about it Yeah, that's a weird one for me That's like an obscure cool guy one Yeah So, and I'm an obscure cool guy And even me, I'm like, huh

But yeah, I'll get for that I hope it works out Yeah, December 6th if you want to check that out And then Garz Brooks stopped by the Ellen DeGeneres show And he talked about his decision to lip sync on the CMA Saying, listen The award shows are like a Christmas tree They're important, but they're not what

country music is all about. All right. And Gwen Stefani, we think of her, oh, this pretty girl that doesn't like to get dirty. She said, when she's on the ranch, she loves to get dirty, ride those ATVs and get her hands dirty with the boys and just play on the ranch

like a good old girl. Obludgeblocks? You make things sound so... I know that's not a dirty story. It's not. The way it makes it... The way you read it. Okay. I don't read it. See, that's the whole point. You don't want to just read it. You are reading it.

And you know what? She's a dirty girl. We're the boys. Yeah, all right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your amazing 30 second skinny. That's three stories. Yes.

Emmys or that's two? Two. I was told three. Oh, really? Okay. That's all I knew then. Who told you three? Because I will make sure they're fired.

I'll just say, no name is Morgan number one. Oh. Morgan number one. Okay. I have one of those rare Starbucks that open up at like 4 o'clock in the morning. So, and the line was wrapped around the building. I gotta tell you, I don't know how they're so efficient at the Starbucks, but there were probably 12 cars. It took me about six minutes.

It got all the way through. I got to, first of all, not do Starbucks so much because it's just money. I didn't sleep last night. I got a dirty chai almond milk with two shots of espresso, and I don't think it doesn't anything to me anymore. I think I'm immune to it. But I got to, they're not paying me to say this, but I got a shout out Starbucks because I was like, I don't even want to pull in. there. And then I pulled in, right on through. And then I was, I had a piece of gingerbread bread, man, bed, bread. I don't know what's calling. Because I was like, man, when you're sleeping,

you just want to eat anything. And so I had a piece of gingerbread bread at Starbucks. And they got the holiday stuff down, like cups and gingerbread, all their colors. Man. So there's that. I do want to say this to Lunchbox and Eddie and Mike D. Raymond, are you doing one of these morning corny's or no? Yeah, if you want me to. Producer Ray from the glass room, they'll morning corny off since Amy isn't here. So pull your jokes up. Is this a

competition? You get one joke, one joke only, and someone will be declared the champion. And the judge will be me. That's right. The toughest critic of them all. Professional comedian and expert and joke teller, me. Your standards high. Yes, yes, that's coming up.

Second. Bobby bones. Bobby bones. Hi, this is Joshua David Stein, host of the fatherly podcast, the perfect podcast for the imperfect parent. Join us as we talk to dads like Ken Burns, Tom Colicchio, and John Legend about fatherhood. Listen free by searching for The Fatherly Podcast on IHeart Radio or wherever you subscribe to your favorite podcasts. Bobby Ball! So Amy's off to Haiti. Won't see her for a while.

Hope she gets those kids. Yes. I don't even know if she'll come back. I got... Just roll the dice. I always tell her, just go. I don't care if we have to work. Just go, go, go.

So she's on the way to Haiti. You don't hear her voice. That's why. But now, come on down. It's time for the first ever morning corny off. Glad to be here. Glad to be here. What's wrong?

There's music playing and every level is down. We have the oldest pieces of crap equipment. Like, literally every button was down ready. I don't hear music. Not anymore. It stopped. Oh, okay. There it is.

No, I hear it again. I turn it up. Come on. That look on your face. I get scared. I've been up all night. I got no sleep. Great.

And the equipment's broken. And Amy's gone. And Amy's gone. Please help us. This is like the incredible... Like, I'm the guy that turns to the incredible hall. Like, and I'm starting to get a green. Oh, boy.

All right, all right. It's now time for... The morning corny off. Everybody, welcome to the show. I'm our host, Bobby, bones here. What will happen is we have four contestants and they'll all do their version of the Morning Corny and only one.

One will be declared winner. All right. A lot of pressure. Thank you very much. And now, first on the Morning Corny off is Lunchbox. The Morning Corny. How does a penguin build its house? How does a penguin build its house?

It glues it together. All right, there you go. Yeah, that's good. That was the Morning Corny. Just being a judge, I think the better one would have been, how does an Eskimo build his house? Igloos it together. I think that would have probably been it.

But hey, it was a good shot. What do he say? A penguin. That's where penguins live. No, no, no, no. Eskimos. And igloos? Yeah.

No, I don't think so. Okay, cool. All right, over now. Eddie, coming over to you? Come on. The morning corny What is the worst day for a fish? What is the worst day for a fish?

Friday. Oh, sound of face. That was the morning corny. Okay, okay, okay, two down. If you're just joining us, welcome to the morning corny off. Lunchbox went first and boom, he bombed. Eddie? Not that good either. Why? This is terrible. Just saying.

All right. Going over now to our producer Raymond, who sits in the glass room. Raymond, how are you, buddy? Doing good. And since Thanksgiving's tomorrow, I went ahead and themed, or a couple days away. I went ahead and themed it Thanksgiving. Okay, here we go. Morning Corny. What holiday do they celebrate in prison?

What on earth? What holiday do they celebrate in prison? Thanksgiving. watching. Watch out for that shake. That was the morning corny. New leader in the clubhouse boys. All the kids are like,

Mom, that's shame. I mean, listen, now it wasn't even that good, better than those two. Come on. Better mine? Watchbox, you didn't even make sense. Like, your joke missed completely. Eddie's, eh, fries.

I'm more adult, but okay. Stop get out of you. Like, we all watch a little bit of locked up. You know, we flip a dude, stop on MSNBC. Spike. Yeah. Mike. Coming over to you, are you ready?

I'm ready. Please, win this. All right. It's wide open right now. The morning corny. What do you call syrup with a speech impediment? What do you call syrup with a speech impediment? Mrs. Stuttersworth.

Okay. That's worse. And it might be offensive, I'm not sure. Huh, because Ms. Puttersworth and Stuttersworth. Because of the speech, I don't know. Sometimes I don't know if something to think. offensive or not? And sometimes people will be like that's so offensive and I'm like, which part?

Because I don't even know on Twitter. Well, the prisoner ones probably offensive too to prisoners. I don't care about them though. Oh, yes, true. They're in prison. Guys, this pound for pound may have been the worst four jokes I've ever heard. Who was the best? There's a new appreciation for Amy right now because at least hers are kind of funny. Good job, guys.

Well, I mean, I've got to declare a winner. Can we do a redo? Oh, I don't think so. I don't think so. I do have more jokes. Because I have a different one. Yeah, but you guys want with your best. That's the problem. What's the best? I'm going to have to go with the winner today is...

Ladies and gentlemen, a winner of... Come on. Come on. The morning, Courtney. Boyd at me. Get my song ready, Ben. Producer Raven! There it is.

What I'm talking about? Your's a terrible too, dude. I still won, and Courtney's pretty easy. It's just a one-line joke. You try and hammered at the very end, and that's exactly what I did. And I themed it, because it's November and in the month of Thanksgiving. Wait, how was a prison joke?

Thanksgiving? Oh, Thanksgiving. Yes, given. Okay, cool. Do you have an extra in just in case you win? I did, because I figured I was going to win. I would like to run one by you just in case. A bonus morning corny. Here we go, Raymond. The morning corny.

Which cat discovered America? Which cat discovered America? Crystal furry Columbus. Christopherie Columbus. Meow! No, he got me. Yeah! There's a champion!

All right, back to the glass room, my friend. There he is. Holy cow. Maybe the five worst jokes in succession in the history of jokes. Wow. Wow. I got me shocked.

I'm so bad. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. I stayed up and watched like 80 episodes of The Punisher last night. I didn't sleep. I don't sleep anymore. And so I was watching the show. It's pretty good on Netflix.

It's one of those Marvel shows. and I was looking at my, I guess, now ex-girlfriend's Instagram. Oh, goodness. Well, no, she pops up on my feed. Why'd you do that? We're still friends. She's in my feed. I didn't unfollow her.

How far back did you go? No, no, no, no. I wasn't stalking her feed. I was just, I had nothing going on, right? So I was just looking at Instagram. I probably go sleep until 2.30 this morning. We woke up like an hour later. So now that we're not together, her hair's all cool.

Oh, my God. Have you seen it? Her hair's like all cool Yeah, it's pretty wild, man, it's cool Yeah, and then she's out like at Whiskey Jam last night Hey, she's hanging out You know? Now she's all like

Living life Living life Like what's happening right now What do you expect her to be doing? Was I just, no, it's like me Like was I a bad influence? Oh Because then I go, I'm so lame

That I've created this lane I made her lame like me See I feel like this is just her being like I need to get over So let me just go work extra hard And then go out to whiskey jam and stay out late, get my hair a little bigger. So this is, I think this could just be a thing.

I don't think you stopped her from being who she wanted to be. I think I'm a big school. It's like her and Cassidy Pope are out running to town. And I'm like, man, like, she looks all cool. Me, I'm just like, hey, let's go to bed at 8 p.m. Or not to sleep all night. Yes, let's look at Instagram. I get up, no, no, back in the day when we were together.

Oh, yeah. I'd be like, Ty, go to bed at 8 p.m. wake up at three let's get her vitamins and eat early breakfast at three in the morning now she's like cool and like rock and rolling

that's all that's mean I kept her from being a rock and roller you know that's what Instagram does man she does look bad though dude right like some of those pictures

bad isn't good yeah I was gonna say bat you know but I'm not gonna say that B A yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I know yeah yeah why'd you ever like

shade the side of your head or whatever when you were mean Did you not let her shade the side of her head? I had nothing to do with it. I guess you just fell since I'm lame, she had to be lame. Oh, no. That's what I was thinking about last night. I had a lot of time to think.

Yeah. I got to get on my head shrinker today, too. I'm going to be exhausted. I sit in that room, and I'm like, hello, head shrinker. And then I like nod off. How long is that an hour? Yeah. When I'm sleepy, it feels like three.

When I'm nod, it feels like five minutes. You know, last year, the hottest toy was the hatchimal. This year, the hottest toy is. The LOL surprise, big surprise. That's the name of the toy? Hmm. LOL surprise, big surprise. It's a giant glittery ball.

It's packed with 50 smaller toys that kids can unwrap. And it sells for $69.99. If you can find one, though, you can resell it for like double, even triple that because people can't find one. Whoa, eBay right now they're going for like 150 bucks. Not bad. LOL surprise, big surprise toy. Pretty sure you have two kids, a four-year-old and nine. nine-year-old. Yeah. They know what

this is because I've heard of this, but they don't ask for it. I guess they're just not interested in the L-O-L surprise, like whatever surprise is in there. It seems like a lot of work. To make or to undo. No, no, undo. Yeah, but you'll laugh out loud, though. Why? Because it's L-O-L, obviously.

Why, once you open the 50 smaller toys, do you just not play with them anymore? Because I can't imagine they're any good. No, they've got to be, like, cheap toys. Like, they can't be, like, the one toe that everyone wants for Christmas. Did anybody even buy this? 877-Bobby.

I didn't even heard of this. But again, I don't have many kids. LOL surprise, big surprise toy. Teresa and Georgia, thank you for calling. What's going on? Hi, I was just calling because I actually got one of those LOL big surprise balls for my daughter for Christmas. Did you get it at normal price? I did.

I actually got it at $59.99. Are you considering putting it up on the old. black market and doubling your money. Absolutely not. Okay. You go pretty good about it because it seems like a bunch of busy work, right? Like if she's out of control, like, here's a big surprise, and then two hours later

she checks back in, right? Right, pretty much. Did you know what it was? I've never heard of this thing, and it's like the toy. So they're blind bags. My daughter watches them all the time on YouTube, and you just open them, but they're not, they're really good toys. She plays with them forever. She has

some already. Okay, so you've already giving her one of these? They're little, typically. They're little balls, and I just give them to her, and she loves them, but this one has so many. LOL surprise. Big surprise. Must be the bigger version of LOL surprise, I guess. Huge. Yeah. Huge.

Huge. Teresa, thank you for calling. Appreciate you. Thank you. Appreciate you. I didn't mean to interrupt you. What were you saying there? I said thank you for taking my call. I've been listening forever. No, tell me more.

could use it today. Tell me more. Oh my gosh, you're amazed. Ah, come on. Give me some more. I've been down for a few days. Give me some more. Actually, you put an Instagram picture of a Snapchat that I sent you a long time ago about the song fishing with my dad. Oh, yeah? Recently? No, it was right when you first released it. I sent you this Snapchat about how much it meant to me because it was a situation of my daughter and you screenshot it and put it on your Instagram. Well, look at me. And I've been fangirling my whole life. And by the way, morning, corny, Eddie should have won.

Very controversial there, and I don't disagree with you. It's tough for me to make a decision. They were all equally bad, you know? That's pretty much. Hey, thank you. Happy Thanksgiving. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Happy Thanksgiving.

Merry Christmas. All that stuff. If I don't talk to you before then, I hope you enjoy all the holidays. And Valentine's Day. Hold on. I want to leave Valentine's Day out, too. And I have a baby due March 5th, so there we go. Whoa.

Holy cow. That's cool. How'd you do that? How'd I do that? The cable went out. No. Yeah, been there. Well, the cable being out, but that's about it.

Oh, all right. Hey, Teresa, thank you. Thank you. Hey, where are you in Georgia? What town? I'm in St. Mary's, Georgia. That's where I summer. That's where you summer?

Yeah, holler. Apparently somebody already did. All right, Teresa. See you later. Bye, bye, bye, Teresa. Oh, boy. What up? That's funny.

Somebody already hollered. Yesterday's summer. one made the comment, close but no cigar. I believe Amy said it. And so Eddie gave us a terrible explanation as to what it meant. So these are common sayings and what they actually mean. So close but no cigar.

What happened was back to the day, carnivals used to give out cigars as prizes. So if you almost won, but not quite, they would go close, but no cigar. That makes so much sense instead of a cigar shop almost burning down like Eddie said. Yes.

Interesting. To bite the bullet. If there was no time for anesthesia, surgeons would make soldiers bite down on a bullet in an attempt to distract them from the pain. And it was done during emergency situations. They were like, all right, bite the bullet. Wow. Can't hold a candle to. That's one like, yeah, I can't hold a candle to that.

So before electricity workers needed a second set of hands to hold a candle for them, and holding a candle was less challenging. So someone who isn't even qualified to provide light to a competent worker, That's funny. They can't even hold a candle to that They're too dumb. Yeah, we don't use that one as much anymore. You can't hold a candle to Amy

when it comes with the show. She's not here to defend herself. Come on. I was talking about you. Anyway, let's call you the dumb one. Mind your peas and cues. Back, like, 100 years ago, pubs served beer in pints and courts.

And if someone was getting unruly, the bartender would warn them, hey, mind your peas and cues, which meant to mind your manners, mind your pints of corks. Love it. Yeah. Sleep tight. Which is more, hey, sleep tight.

I've always wondered about this one. Well, I'm glad you did because I have the answer. The phrase sleep tied dates back to when mattresses were supported by ropes. These ropes need to be pulled tight to make sure the match was stable for a good night's rest. Wow. Must have been a long, long time ago. I think most of these are. Wow.

That's sleep tight. Sleep tight. So those are some real answers. And don't fake news. I didn't fake me. I googled and that was the story that came up, so I ran with it. I was reading this story about how honeymoon periods and how long they last in marriage. And so the average honeymoon period for a new couple that got married is two years, six months, 25 days, right? Wow.

So two and a half years. So beyond that, it says romance fades and most couples begin not to try as hard or care as much. And for someone who's never been married, like never, I've never been engaged, never been married. Like, that's a little disheartening. one, what if you're together way more than that beforehand? Yeah, so does that count? Does that count into that? And I'm going to ask you, because Eddie married for it, 50 years?

No, 12. Okay, I'm saying. Close, though. Yeah, same, okay. So if you're together for over two years, six months before you're married, and then you get married, does it, like, start over? Yeah, I think the marriage gives you a whole jump start on life. Like, it's just like, all right, everything before then was like there was a chance that we weren't going to be together.

now we have sworn to each other that we are through life and death, we're going to death do as part. We're going to live our life together as a team. Let me ask you a question, produce, ready? Yes. When you got married, you had been with your wife for how long? Six and a half years. It's a long time.

Long time. She had kind of given you an ultimatum. So she didn't like to call an ultimatum. I feel like it was like... What was said to you? She said, like, we've been dating for about six years, so you've... I mean, you've got to make a decision. Like, are we going to be together?

or not. Right. She was encouraging me to make the decision. She was encouraging you to accept the ultimatum. Yes. Well, I mean,

you can use that. Word if you want. So you thought to yourself, I'd rather be with her than not. Yes. So I thought, like, there is no one else I'd rather want to be with.

So, like, this is the girl. This is the woman I want for the rest of my life. And I just made that decision right then and there. What do you mean? Then you spent six and a half years. Yeah, but I never thought about it.

I lived my life just like, we'll see what happens. That's how... Still how you live your life. Right. But when she did that, I was like, whoa, whoa, you gave me a scenario of like, well, you may not be here. Like, that's not cool. I better do this.

So did it start over like being like hot again once you got married? Because we didn't live together. So, you know, when we got married, we bought it. We got a house together and we shared things. And it was exciting. Two years, six months, a 25 days. How do you feel about that? Yeah.

It's about right. I mean, it's about right. For us, it was when we had a kid that kind of just rocked our world. Because. I mean, it's just you two and you think that you're going to live life together is just like, oh, it's going to be great and it's going to be fun, get to do things together. And then here comes this little baby and it's like, whoa, boom. And so it's not about you two anymore. It's about that baby.

Responsibility for this child. And why have a baby? Because it's awesome after a while. But not at first. At first, it's just too new and you don't know what you're doing and everyone tries to help you. And it's just you guys start arguing about things because you were raised a certain way and she was raised a certain way. So that's kind of, that's kind of hard on a marriage. But then you have another kid.

That's easier. Because you have two kids. Much easier because we've already gone through the whole having kids thing. So the second kid is like a breeze. We already know how to do it. There are different personalities, of course, they have to deal with. But it's a lot easier. You're not as stressed out.

Well, the honeymoon period in marriage lasts two years, six months, 25 days. Any advice to those that are newly married and how to make this last longer? The honeymoon? Yeah. I would just wait on having kids for a little bit. Just enjoy it. You two, as much as you.

you can and then when you two are ready to have a kid. And I hate saying that because you're never really ready. And then you're always going to think like, well, we don't have enough money for a kid. You're never going to have enough money. You're never really going to be ready. But as long as mentally you guys are just ready to move to the next step of marriage, which is starting a family. So you're saying if you get married, don't just go, Married Kid.

Don't do that. It'll rock your world, man. I'm telling you. It'll just like, boom. Like, what do we do now? Oh my gosh. She doesn't love me anymore. She loves the kid more than me.

What's going to happen to me? Like, we're, in five years, psychic me up. So you in five years, I mean, I think you're going to find someone or maybe someone from the past, someone you already know or something, but you're going to finally just, it's going to click that like I want to focus on having a relationship. But if it's been this long, I'm 37 years old. Yeah, but you talk. If it's been this long, what makes you think it's going to be any different? Because all you talk about now is work, like work, work, like, I want to do this. I'm going to go on.

There's going to be a point where you're just going to be like, all right, I've reached everything I've wanted to reach. That's not true. I don't think that's possible. I think it might be. Okay. I think it might be. And that's where you start finding a little bit of love in your life. Dude, I think you'd be a great dad, too.

Out of all the advice that you give me or any callers or whatever, because you don't have any kids, so you think logically, like, of us, we're all brain fogged with, like, I don't know. I've been keeping in a journal. So if it ever does come. I'm going back to The Logic Journal. Seriously. I just need like an 8-year-old.

Oh, well, you can adopt an 8-year-old. No, they won't give me one. If you have a girlfriend or a wife, you will. Think about it. Like an 8-year-old can already like think, go to school, play ball. Yeah, they're already a person. I'm not trying to have to the baby. Yeah.

Anyway, Amy's gone. You can't tell. If you can't tell. She hasn't chimed in yet. Amy, yeah. Amy is on the way to Haiti. The airport probably by now. Hey, Hillary, come in the studio. Hillary's our phone screener.

She's new to the show. I guess she's been with this about two weeks now. And so, come on in. Get on a microphone. We're on the air, by the way. So, what are you doing

for Thanksgiving? I am staying at home by myself while eating a turkey sandwich. Oh, man. All right. Good enough. See you later. Good talk.

That's it? That's it? No. So, wait, why, where's your family? They're in Florida, Jacksonville, Florida. And you're not going home

because it's a quick, quick turnaround or what? Yeah, it's a nine-hour drive and then flights were over like $600. So I didn't really want to pay that much or drive that far for only a couple days. Can I suggest hitchiking? Efficient? I may not be back for work next week. Some people do it. Cheap.

You not only are welcome, I demand you come over and have loser Thanksgiving with us on what day? Thursday? Yeah, Thursday. Thursday. Listen, we got a turkey way too big. We're very friendly. You should come over to my house and have very. loser Thanksgiving with us.

Well, thank you. Do you want me to bring something? Oh, no, please no. No, I have too much. Please no. It's the opposite. I want you to take things home with you and you go. Okay, because I feel bad going to my house and not bringing something.

Okay, well, let's see. Bring toilet paper, like, because I think I'm a little low. Nice. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah, yeah. That's funny. Bring, like, don't get out the cheap stuff either.

Like, give me some good charmin and like triple ply and bring that and because we're good. I got plenty. How many rolls do you want? I want the, like, the nine roll. The kind of where you've got to put your arms around to walk out with it. Okay. That can get from Sam's, the big. The big one.

That's all you have to bring, and you'll be good to go. So make plans on today's Tuesday. Wednesdays. Tuesdays, that Thanksgiving day. You come over to the house. Okay, thank you. That's nice. It is very nice.

I'm very nice person. She hasn't said yes yet, though. She just said thank you. No, that means thank you. Yes, I'll for sure come. What time? We eat at 7 in the morning, and then we're out by 7.30. Okay.

I'm just kidding. It'd probably be, I don't know, like, between, I mean like noonish, two-ish, something like that. Okay, I'll be there. Okay, all right, there she is. Hillary, I didn't know that you had, do you have any friends here down? I know a couple people. So she did, you know, you know her story?

So Hillary's our new phone screener. She was just like, I want to go move to Nashville and like pursue Nashville. And so she just packed up and moved. That's gutsy. Didn't know anybody really, really. Yeah, I stayed in my, I had just met her a couple months ago. She was a friend of my friends. I stayed in her basement, didn't really know her well, and just kind of moved here.

And Hillary had worked with our show in two other cities in Tallahassee and Charleston, South Carolina. And so she knew the show, and I'd interviewed a bunch of people. And the fact that she was like, you know what, I'm just going to go and chase my dream, moved to Nashville, and that's it. And we'll just see what happens. And I was like, dang, it's kind of like what I did

whenever I was moving. I was like, I'm just going to go see what happens. What strong, bold move? Like, that's so cool. Takes guts. So what's the deal with you? You have boyfriend? You know what we have no boyfriend?

You have no friends. Yeah, we've discussed this. No friends. Oh, yeah, you've only been on two days in your life. Yeah. Awkward moment, I guess. That's right. We got to fix that.

Oh, no. Not at Thanksgiving, though. Don't worry about that. I hate that you. Don't worry about that. Okay, so Thanksgiving. You're coming over to the house. Okay.

Bringing toilet paper. Bring a toilet paper. There'll be a non-disclosure on your desk in about an hour, which means you can't talk about anything you see in my house. Okay. You like that, Ray? It's funny to you. Get a little NDA action.

All right. You're good. Thank you. Thank you. I'll be there. All right. All right. It's hilarious.

Only because it's true, dude. Anything goes in the house? Can't come out of the house. You never know what you're seeing in that place. I didn't know. She has no friends here. That's crazy, man. And I have no friends, and I've been living here.

You know what I mean? Your Thanksgiving sounds fun now. It does, yeah. Party now. Thank you. Here's my menu for loser Thanksgiving on Thursday, because I ordered it all online. And at the time, it was just Mike D.

Who worked for the show of myself. But now I've invited our phone screener, Hillary also has no friends. By the way, I had to order a 16-pound turkey because it was the smallest one left. That's way too big. Yeah, yeah. Especially because Mighty doesn't eat meat. Oh, my goodness.

You and Hillary? Yeah, yeah. Until about 10 minutes ago, it was just me. So part of my loser Thanksgiving menu, please crank up the band again. Thank you. A 16-pound classic roasted turkey. Oh, that's way too big. organic traditional herb stuffing

Oh, that's good Creamy mashed potatoes Green beans with crispy garlic and parsley Organic turkey gravy Organic cranberry orange sauce cheesy ruda baga potato mash Lintal mushroom stuffing and assorted hors d'oeuvre

Wow That would be Yeah yeah that's our loser Thanksgiving That doesn't sound losers to me That's right we have to compensate with great food That turkey's way too big though What are you going to do with the rest of it? Like, you guys are going to eat probably half a pound of it.

Roll around, do it like it's money. Dude, that's a good spread. Yeah, that's how we do it. Wow. Thank you very much. Waiting cheap. Listen, it wasn't going to be kind of cheap. I was trying to get like an eight pound turkey.

That's a lot of food, man. Dude, I was like, I'll take eight pound turkey. Oh, sorry, we're all out of that. I'm not cooking turkey by my fin. That's just not going to do it. Yeah. So I was like, I'll take a 12. 12 pound turkey.

I was like, you're the only turkey you have available is 16 pound turkey. And they were like, yeah, we only have like two or three left. And I was like, crap, I'll take one of those. And then I started planning it out. Ooh, I'll take a little bit of that. A little bit of that. A little organic cranberry. 16 pounds.

You're crazy, man. I barely weighed that one. This week, there will be an 80% increase in emergency room visits associated with this activity. So an 80% increase, emergency room. This week, why? Never gonna get it. All right, let's try it real quick. I'll give you a shot, Eddie, since you think you know it.

Go ahead. For sure, choking. Choking. On that turkey bone. Oh, man. Well, oh, what? Too bad, man. That was an easy one.

You missed it. We'll give one caller a shot to, I think you're going to get it. 877-Bobby, 80% increase in emergency room visits this week. This, because of this. Not choking. Not choking. People are going for this sometimes, but an 80% increase because of this week, okay? Also, our producer Raymond, he wants to start doing weather in cities, but he has it, he wants to do Crazy Raymond the Weatherman.

It's a new character he's invented. And he has the character ready to go? It's ready to go. It's ready to go. So we're going to hear it. I haven't heard it yet either, but he wants to pitch the character. Oh, man. And so most times we'll do this off the year.

I'll be like, let me hear what you have. and he'll be like, let me go, and I'll get on the MZQ in D.C. And I'll go on the Bull in Boston, and I'll be this way. So I don't know, but it's called a crazy Ray the Weather guy, okay? But you're open-minded about it. Yeah, I want to hear, I want our audience to hear what I have to deal with off the air. Like creatively, people will come here have an idea. But Amy's not here, so why not do it now?

Yeah, give it a shot. So we'll do that live on the air in a second. Okay, here. Bong! All right, playing the game, never going to get it, and I don't think. Go get it. This week, I get 80% increase in emergency room visits because of this activity. And so, caller, Ricky and Mississippi, go ahead. Grease burns.

Grease burns. Love the movie. Not the right answer. Thank you very much. That is incorrect. Head to another one. Hey, David, St. Louis. Cutting yourself while cutting turkey. Interesting, but not it either. Lunchbox? I do believe you'll never get it. Go ahead. I had kitchen mishaps. Kitchen mishaps

Yeah, because I mean people that are in the kitchen This week are never in the kitchen They try to be all cool and they do something stupid All right Eddie, get one more guess, go ahead Oh, thank goodness I realized my first one was really bad I'm going to go with broken ankles

From that after turkey walk Oh, the after turkey walk Yeah No, it's football injuries because of all the pickup games Dang That was my original kiss! That's so true Because everybody's playing

I mean I'm playing football on Saturday Dude I hope you don't get hurt But you got to stop that some point. No, I don't. Yeah, dude, this is the problem. Everyone's like, they're a little older than they think they are and they're playing football. Okay, but, and you're right, I might get hurt, but it's not because I'm older. Like, I stay in shape. I run. I'm, I'm hardcore. Yeah, but the bones get, you know, weaker as we get older. I was boxing yesterday, and so I'm taking up boxing as a hobby. I don't ever expect to really get in the ring doing your prize fighting, although

people have been watching. They've been taking note. I'm a hard work in the ring. I got yelled at yesterday as I was boxing. I put it on my Twitter, Mr. Bobby Bones. What happened? I was just working hard, and he yelled at me because I kind of gave up for a second. Oh, yeah. I was going hard. You know, and hit... Here.

So, yeah, I got yelled at. How does that feel getting yelled at? Well, I was really tired. There's like 53 minutes to it. My legs were wasted. And I think I messed up a combination, and they got yelled at. And I get it. You're not working hard. You're wasting this time

too, right? Whatever I'm paying for it. Well, I guess that's true. You can do whatever you want. I'm not trying to... I'm not trying to... I'm not for any pride money. But yeah, yeah, I deserve it.

I got to be pushed sometimes. There's a restaurant serving a $76,000 Thanksgiving dinner. Baller. Why, that... It seems like a waste of money. No, if you have it and to let people know you had $76,000 dinner, you buy it. What if you bought a $1,000 Thanksgiving dinner if you had it? And then gave $75,000 and bought people who didn't have Thanksgiving dinner's dinner dinner.

You always say, don't tell people all to spend their money. And I'm not, but I'm saying what if. Yeah, I'd rather take the 76,000 to show off. What if? What if? What is it, like gold turkey? The turkey's a $105 a pound turkey because it's covered in rare spices and comes with a slab of imported Japanese bacon. A glaze made of oranges that cost $75 each.

Nice. There's a gravy made of rear bourbon. The sweet potatoes are served with cats. Aspiancy caviar that's 1,600 bucks an ounce, and the mashed potatoes are made with 500 bucks a pound Swedish moose cheese. The stuffing includes a $475 pound Wagyu beef, and I don't know how to say poigras. I nailed it.

Yeah, that's for sure. Man, we are not... I don't even know half of the stuff you've been talking about. Some of the side dishes are oysters, 100 bucks in oyster. That's cool. A cranberry sauce, 60 bucks an ounce, and Wagyu beef lollipops that are made with cognac that are 40 hundred bucks a bottle. Come on.

The dinner also comes to tickets to see Hamilton. Is that true? Do you make that up? That's awesome. See? Well, that's where all the price went. No, that's like $7,000. That's like $7,000.

That's like a Saturday about $1,000 dinner, man. That's crazy. Now, what happens is, so we do this show, right? We have this show, and it's this big radio show, blah. And so we're on all over the country. I'm amazed to. How we've lasted, don't ask me. But we do wed the,

in a lot of the cities that we're in. And so, Amy does the weather. But producer Raymond has said he'd like to start doing the weather. But he's invented his character. And what is his character? Well, it's crazy Ray, the weather guy,

but I get really into the weather forecast because I love weather. Okay, and I haven't heard this pitch yet. And this is how something will happen, but someone will come and go, hey, I got a new idea for a segment. Mostly it's lunchbox. I'd do that impression.

And they don't want. Hey, hey, here's what I'd do, right? Ants he's a really bad You take the phone in the bathroom No No no no Okay so here's Crazy Ray The Weather guy

Doing the weather Yeah I'm gonna do Let's I'll do Vegas right here Okay so this is Vegas weather And this is what you would like to do every day Yeah Okay so do I just hit the music Yeah just hit that

Okay and do you count me down or I don't know this works Just hit it Okay here we go Woo It is Crazy Ray your weather guy Vegas what up Wow Here's your weather today

Mostly sunny high near 75 Hot! That's it. I'm nuts. I know you're nuts, but you need it closed. You'd be like, I'm rain. That's crazy weather. And then there's a got to be out.

All right, that's my out. Yeah, do it again. But that's all you have input-wise. That wasn't bad, but somebody fog's not hot. This is the pitch. You know what? The pitch doesn't ever have to be perfect. Okay, okay.

This is the pitch. All right. Ready, I'm going to do St. Louis. Okay. San Luis shout out. Here we go. Ready. Three, two.

It's crazy. Ray, your weather guy! St. Louis, what's up, 93-7? The Bull. Mostly Sunny, high in your 56. I'm raining. That's your crazy weather. Dude, you're going to pop a vessel. You can't do that. You sound like Stephen Tyler, dude.

Do you have any other cities over there? Yeah, I got them. What else you have? You want to do New Orleans, Nola? Sure. All right, New Orleans. Here's Crazy Ray, the Weather guy. New Orleans, that's crazy. You're out of weather guy.

101.1.W.O.E. Portland, Sonny, high near 70. Nola! Shout out! I'm Ray. That's your crazy weather! Woo! Bada bones! Dude, he's got something.

He does, but he's gonna hurt himself. I like it. So he won't last, is what you're saying. I mean, you gotta stretch. You want me to do Austin? My only... Here's my only... Again, if I were ever like

infecting the craft of this, is your yelling is crazy, but you got to add something crazy in there too. All right. Like, something like, when you were like, it's so hot, you get... Put the egg, I know. sidewalk and watch you burn it's crazy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's something, there's always an element you got to add. Okay. You're missing that. Okay. So you're going to do Austin now? Yeah. All right, crazy, Ray, the weather guy. I have to do a boring tag with it, though, so just FYI. There's like a thing, I have to give a shout out to local meteorologist. Okay, but then make that great. Hey, you're crazy, dude.

Yeah, you don't make it boring. It's crazy. Remember, you can't, you're, you don't go crazy than go in. Also, shout local meteorologist, Jim, you know, you know, Ian? Okay. Be crazy. Here we go. Three, two. Hey, hi, Austin, it's Crazy Ray. I got to tell you this. What happened to crazy?

I was going to go into that and then I get crazy. I have to give a shout out to this local meteorologist. Crazy Ray's only crazy. He's only crazy. What was that? That was lame, Ray. I mean, it's going to be long, but go. Okay, here we go.

You're crazy. Here we go. Three, two, one. Austin, wow! Here's your acupuncting. Acu fox, the weather forecast from chief meteorologist scuffish. Yeah. That's a lot.

That's what I'm telling you. It's a mouthful. You got to be crazy and nail it, though. Alright, here we'll try one more time. Ray's pitch is his crazy weather character. He liked a new weather in all the cities being crazy Ray. All right. You got to hit it though.

You ready? Three, two. Austin! Whoa! It's Crazy Ray, your weather guy. Shout out to Scott Fisher! Here's your weather. Mostly sunny.

Hot! Don't go outside. 76. I'm Ray. That's your crazy weather. Oh! He said hot. Don't go outside.

It's probably going to be the most beautiful day ever. He said it's hot. Don't go outside. That's good, dude I like it I think you like got better at it You want to throw one more bone in there Do you have any of a city?

Hey, you're boss in a shout-out I have Washington D.C. There we go One more, WMZQ Now remember you get to add that like you just did Don't go outside even though it's not right It's so crazy to say

I like it though It's still crazy to say All right Okay here's Ray pitching the crazy Ray weather Here we go 3 2 He's crazy Ray You're one other guy

Washington DC shout out Wow Here's your weather forecast High near 58. If it gets 20 degrees colder, it's going to be freezing, snowing. It won't be hot. That's a crazy weather.

Woo! That's crazy. If anything, it's entertaining. I like it. But he's going to be exhausted by the time that's over. You're going to do all the cities. That's crazy.

Okay. And that's twice crazy Ray. It's exactly what he wanted you to think. Hey, hey. Got me. Nice work. Yeah, Ray. I don't know that you can pull it off every day,

but I do like the idea of the character. All right. We'll have a meeting. Oh, man. There's crazy Ray the weather guy. Man. And who knew it froze at 38 degrees? Hey, that's crazy.

He doesn't, but he's crazy. He says if it's 20 degrees colder, it'll snow. Well, yeah. No, that's 38. Yeah, it's 38, so it's not breathing. First of all, he said if it's 38 is going to snow and if it's 70% if I was too hot to go outside. But he's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's crazy. All right. All right. I have Chris Jansen thanking his fans since Fixed the Drink went number one. We're celebrating number one. We're celebrating number one for Fixed Drink today at Country Radio. Country Radio friends, thank you very much for all the great support. We really appreciate it.

And to all the fans out there, thank you too. We'll see you on the road soon. I think we should stop thanking Country Radio. Like, pick the stations and the people that better, not even just me, but like everybody does this all the time. This is a bad example because we were friends of Christianity. But, like, people always get up and give up the copy. I'd like to thank Country Radio.

Let's stop that. Like, if you want to thank people, like part of Country Radio that were on from the beginning. Let's say, for example, let's use a different artist. Throw an artist out, Eddie, that I have no... All right, Blake Shelton. Blake Shelton. If Blake Shelton gets up and goes, hey, I'll name the dogs. This song, he just won me a Grammy. I like to thank. And name, like, four stations that really were up there early, right, instead of all

country radio. That's like me finished in the show and going, oh, man, what a show today. I'd like to thank all the Americans. All right. We'll see you tomorrow. All the Americans weren't in on this. That's right. They weren't. You know what I mean? I see what you're saying. and some Americans only guy didn't get their force to. But don't you think some radio stations are going to get mad that they didn't get things?

And they should get in early. They should invest early. Try harder next time. Yeah. Oh, well, crazy. Yeah, I'm happy for Chris. And I didn't mean to use them as an example, but I thought someone else doing that earlier too. I'm always annoyed when they go.

I think all at country radio. Yeah, I think everyone does that, the most part. Yeah, don't. Don't. That's crap. Thank to people that you should thank. Yeah, pick the top five. Stations or PDs or anyone that is up for you early.

Not everyone. Yeah. I just won an award. I'd like to thank everybody with a vowel in their last name. Oh, wow. Wow, that's really great. Very nice. Wow.

And instead of, like, all my fans, maybe pick one or two, too. Well, no, the fans are actually there for it. Okay. Like, those are your people. Okay, okay. Like, me, when I give the fist of the fans, I'm not giving the fist to everybody's fan. That's true. You're just your fans.

No, it's just our listeners. The ones that listen to us everyone. I don't get on TV and give the fist of the fans to, you know, anybody else's show? Right. Can't think of about a show. Don't worry about it. All right. They're all trying to sound like us anyway.

Yeah. Yeah, crazy. All right. Anyway, congratulations. Chris Jansen. I do like that. Well, I can't fix that. But I can fix it.

Garth went on Ellen yesterday, and I was talking about lip syncing during the CMAs. I thought what he said was pretty right on here. We did 12 shows in 10 days. And right in the middle of those 12 shows was the CMAs.

So we went in and did a track for it. just in case of voice was gone, made a game done decision, and played it because we still had seven shows starting the next night in Spokane. And the truth is, man, I love award shows. I think they're sweet. But for me, they're like the tree as to Christmas. They're the symbol of it, but they're not what it's all about.

What it's about are those people that put their butts in the seat, travel, fight that traffic, play that parking and go in. That's who you want to save your voice for. That guy right there. Yeah. Great answer. Yeah. I'm going to go, and he's doing all these shows.

in Nashville. Might go to all of them. No, you won't. All of them. That'd be awesome, but you'd no way. That'd be exhausting. Like, I left one show. I was getting my hair cut yesterday,

and the girl cuts my hair. She's, like, super cool. Like, doesn't want to listen to country music at all. Okay. She hips her? Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, covering tattoos. Her husband does my tattoos.

You know, like, they're cool. I liked them a lot, but they're way cool. And so we were talking, and she's like, I'm going to go to a Garth show. She said, I got tickets to that first Garth show in Nashville. and I was like, you'll never look at another concert at the same. Boom. Because I've been to all of them.

I've been to all the concerts. And there's nothing like a Garth Brooks con. I've been to every concert. Every concert. That's impressive. Woodstock, nothing. Yeah. I went to a guard show and I left like this.

Yeah. There's always a point in a lot of concerts where you're just like, okay, like how much longer you can say you look at your watch with your phone. 12 minutes in. Yeah, a lot of times, really. Garth, never. At one point, during the Garth show that I went to, because I wanted to, go to the one at home in Arkansas. So I went and Eddie and Amy and I drove to Little Rock.

And again, we didn't even get free tickets or we didn't get riding the Garth, Garth Copter or anything. We drove our happy butts or ourselves. And so we go and at one point he starts to play if tomorrow never comes, which is my favorite Garth song. And in terms of play it and then he decides, I'm going to let the crowd sing the whole thing as he played the guitar. Then he puts the guitar down. And he doesn't sing it or play it. And the crowd just sang the entire song. And I was like, first of all I was talking about respect. Like he had to do nothing.

He did nothing. And we were all blown away by it. We were like, this is the greatest thing I've ever like, he's amazing. Yeah. And he's going to end this world tour, and I'm telling you, as someone who's been to all the concerts, that's the one.

I mean, I watched Garth perform. We played the million-dollar show last year, which is the show of The Raging Idiots. We do it at the Rhyman every year. And Garth was the secret guest last year. And Garth shows up and he's, we're singing together, which is that. It's a cool picture. I'll post every single throwback Thursday. I posted. Yeah, Garth and I sing it on the same microphone. And I remember watching Garth like singing and performing. He was singing to the very back row of

the whole thing, but everybody felt like he was singing to them. And I was like, I'm standing right next to a master class in how to perform. But yeah, go watch Garth because it's awesome. So there's that. I wanted to play that. There's a lot of stuff to play here, huh? By the way, Morgan number two is going to do Amy's Pile in a second. She's never done it before. Interesting. Yeah, Amy's not here. Amy's in Haiti.

This should be fun. Probably not in Haiti yet, but she will be tonight. Top five songs as of right now on the radio. At number five, Luke Bryan, light it up. I wake up, I check it. I shower and I check it. I feel the buzz in my chair. At number four, Garth Brooks.

Ask me how I know. One day you'll meet the girl. You'll swear you'd never find. At number three, Thomas, Right, unforgettable. I feel bad for Tom. I mean, I shouldn't feel bad. Thomas has got the world by the old nads, right?

Yes, he does. But he got robbed of a multi-week number one. Because that's a great song. It's why our format is going to end up just sabotaging itself because they just turn songs out, and we don't get to have big songs anymore. Are we going to forget all those songs? Yeah, they'll never last.

Nothing's going to last. That's why some of these artists can't even play all their number ones because they're number one and they go away so fast. Not good. Yeah. I'll talk to Blake. You're like, I can't even play all my number. ones. I have, you know, 49 of them.

And it's a great problem to have, but they just come and go. And sometimes you forget them. Let's see, five, four, three. Number two, Landcoe, greatest love story. Because I was going to be your forever. That is the chance. And number one, Chris Jansen, fix a drink.

Well, I can't fix that. But I can fix a drink. There's your Tuesday, top five. B, B, Bamb. Over in the glass room, our producer Raymond sits. Hey, Ray. Yo.

Change your Twitter and name. It's annoying. I've had that for four years. I know. I don't like it. His name is Bobby Bones, Ray. But he's gotten a lot of followers in the end of that. Because people think it's me.

Yeah. You need to be Ray. I'll even like, why don't you tell me off the air when people go squat on it? Oh, good point. Oh, good call. I know what you got. Okay, so regardless.

You can't be Bobby Bones Ray anymore. People think you're me. get in trouble. Like, do Bobby tweet this? And now, like, no, it's Ray. You can't, just stop it. That's why, I mean, I only wanted to associate myself with the show that I'm on. I mean, totally my bad.

Okay, you just can't be Bobby Bones, Ray. You're going to be something else, Ray, and insert whatever else. I got to be real with you, man. There ain't a lot of options out there. Almost everybody's on Twitter nowadays. Oh, okay. All right. Is your name, Bobo joint Instagram, too? Yeah. I'm going to have to change everything. Yeah. But you can do that. No problem.

problem. That guy, I wish somebody listened to Twitter, Instagram, but listen to me. Because that guy that owns Bobby Bones doesn't do crap. Oh, he's annoying. My name's Mr. Bobby Bones, because some guy named Bobby Bones is on there and he doesn't do anything. Is that what you call a squatter? No, I think this is a nickname for something. But he doesn't tweet. And he's like a young kid, right? No, not anymore. It used to be. But didn't we all? That's right. We were. Oh, man. You went here with the drama?

Yes. First of all, people are still talking about Selena Gomez's lip-sinking at the AMAs. Oh, yeah. That's not even the real drama. According to backstage gossip, she suffered a panic attack moments before. She learned that Justin Bieber had unliked her Instagram post. No.

With newly bleached terror. Say it ain't so. Yeah. Fans expect him to attend the AMAs, as it must have him beforehand. Yeah, but he went to church with her, and she went to his hockey game. I know.

What is happening? I know. He unliked it. You know people have to talk about this, right? Like, some people have to talk about this for their jobs. That's crazy. Yeah, but we just said crazy. great the weather guy for five minutes. That's true, but I'd rather do that than talk about this.

I'm kind of obsessed with the Justin Bieber saying to go missing a little bit. Why? I don't know. It's so stupid. So dumb. Okay, so Amy's not here. Amy left this morning. She is on her way to Haiti to try to get her kids, not bring them back home, but try to move along the paperwork. Dabian said, Morgan number two, are a web girl from Wichita. She is going to do Amy's pile of stories. Now, there's a lot of pressure here. There's a lot of pressure. I'm like shaking over here. So that being said, did you prepare your own pile or did someone help you? Morgan number one and I both did it. Okay.

All right, so here we go. Morgan number two, our web girl will now do Amy's pile of stories. And three, two, one. The Babo show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. All right, guys, I need you guys to tell me your favorite Christmas movie ever. Ever, favorite Christmas movie ever would be Tim Allen and the Santa Claus because that one doesn't get old. and Home Alone's not a Christmas movie.

Oh, my goodness. So the Santa Claus. Eddie? It's a Wonderful Life, 1942, or whatever year it was, 46. Ooh, James Stewart, man, that's a good movie. You call Jimmy Stewart James Stewart. Yeah, this is real name James. Lunchbox?

A Christmas story. The Red Rider BB gun. I mean, I think I can watch it every year. Okay, and you ask us that, why Morgan number two? Because apparently your age determines your favorite Christmas movies. Bobby. Eddie? Eddie?

Eddie. Are you all ready for this? Bobby, Bobby, yours isn't in here, but Eddie is apparently a 50 to 59 year old. Dang, not bad, I'm 38. Go ahead. And lunchbox is a 40 to 49 year old.

That's about right? 36, not bad. So, Bobby's isn't in here, but if you're like... I would have said elf is number two. It's actually not on here. If you're 39 and under, it's National Lampoon's Christmas vacation and How the Grinch stole Christmas.

What about, like, kids, like 25 and under? Elf is like a considerable option. Okay. All right, what else? got. All right. So 9% of us think we're more attractive than our partner. Only 9%. Okay, so you're saying, a

91% of us think we're uglier than our partner. Yes. My last relationship, I was definitely the ugly one of the two. Wouldn't we all agree on that? Yes, 100%? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's eat on the percentage. Let's just say, yeah. It was way better looking than you are. Yeah, way, way. Way. Like, a count of Bobby

wasn't getting her. Correct. Right. Yes. Huh. So, go ahead. No, and I'm saying my wife's way more beautiful than I am. Lunchbox? I'm the best-looking one in our relationship. You're saying out loud that you're better looking than your wife.

Absolutely. 100%. Mark it down. Yes, he's in the 9%. She'll admit it. Oh, well. Ask her. I will.

She'll be like, yeah, daddy's better. Morgan number two, are you or your boyfriend better looking? I would say we're about the same. Interesting. So we're in the 50 percentile. Okay, too many percentile? What else do you have over there? For your 16-pound turkey,

Bobby, you can spice it up a little bit with some hot Cheetos. I saw they were doing hot Cheeto turkeys. For the stuffing? For like the turkey. You put all over the turkey, I think, right? Yeah, you put some butter on it, crush up some hot Cheetos, and put it all over it. Yeah. That sounds good.

So I was late to the party and I ordered a bunch of food. I'm not going to cook it. But Mike D. and I had nothing to do for Thanksgiving. By the way, it wasn't an English major, so when I said, we didn't have nothing to do. I'm a professional broadcaster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're having Thanksgiving. my house. And so I called trying to get eight pound turkey, 12 pound turkey. And all they

have is a 16 pound turkey for two people. By the way, Mike D doesn't eat meat. Oh my goodness. So then at Hillary, our phone screener had nowhere to go for Thanksgiving. It's like, hey, come over to the house. So we still have a 16 pound turkey for basically two of us. But then Eddie told me, how many people put your house? Nine. We're having nine people over and we have an 11 pound turkey. Interesting. Yeah. If you run out. Come to your house and get some more. Got plenty. You get siphant some of that turkey. Yeah. What were you talking about? Cheetos.

Yeah, hot Cheetos. That does sound pretty good. Like, I would do part of the turkey. I can do like a quarter of my turkey in Cheetos. It's not plenty of to go. What else you got? All right, so Thanksgiving, if you guys wear sweatpants, then you are with the majority. Most people actually never dress up for Thanksgiving.

I, on Thanksgiving, do what's called the Winnie the Pooh. Oh, gosh. That way, there's no restriction at all. I just wear a T-shirt and nothing under it. And Mike Neat comes over for this? Everybody does. Does Mike D. Winnie the Food, too?

Yeah, do you guys winning the food together? I am the only one that's allowed to winning the food. Good rule. But I win it. It's like, all right, here comes food. Pooh, man. Could have some honey. It comes to me.

Oh, boy. Where's piglet if we're in a poo pot? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. It's so dumb. Well, that would be, it's the most comfortable. I wear my oversized St. Jude T-shirt, and now Winnie the Poet

I'm like, what's the tokey? Well, poo would like some toggie. Christopher Robbins. Christopher Robbins. Do you have any of the ugly? You're so dumb. Oh my goodness. Mike D is sorry, man.

I thought Mike D. Mike D. All right. Past the Crutt and Barry? Mike D's out. It's not only do I address the Winnie the Pooh with just a shirt but I have to talk like him the whole time too. That's the role of my awesome Thanksgiving.

I have to do it. And everybody gets assigned a character. Hey, you're E.O. The donkey, Hillary. E. E. E.R. All right.

All right. Is that it? Yep. That's Amy's Pile of Stories. You did good. Good job, Morgan. Morgan number two, good. That was Amy's Pile of Stories.

Bobby Boms, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. You got out of your mind. We're having an argument of winning the poohs a boy or a girl. I'm just telling you the facts. It's a boy.

Do you know a boy? A little boy named Winnie? It doesn't mean he can't be. It's a bear. Do you know a bear of the talks? No. Okay, exactly. And you're right.

Google that. Is Wendy the poo boy or girl? What's you got, Mike D? New children's book. It says Wendy the Pooh's a girl. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sometimes on like new Batman's and stuff, like Batman's a 12-year-old. They switch up all the time.

Morgan, what do you got? Go ahead? Definitely a girl. Just do, I don't breathe it. Yeah, she's from Canada. It's everywhere. It's just a girl. Just stating the fact.

Fake news. The original was a man. The original was a male, thank you. Oh, that was like 1840. But that's the one that we talk about. Go ahead, Mike D's, speak on it? Yeah, the original was a male. Get on the microphone.

The original was a male, but I guess they made an updated version where it was a female. That's like the new Ninja turtles. Those don't count. Winnie the Pooh's a boy. When was he named Winnie, though? When he was a boy? No chance. Yeah.

No chance. Everybody who thinks Winnie the Pooh's a boy, say aye. Aye. Aye. Aye. Oh, where all those people come from? I do, Bobby. It's me poo.

It's Christopher Robin Winnie the Pooh with him, boy You're like Yeah Bobby Bones That's a wrap So a lot of you guys Maybe I'll work tomorrow

Not sure And if you are And you don't listen to the show We'll just let me say Shame on you Wake up and listen to the show Shame on you Shame

Shame shame shame Shame Now if you do wake up And listen to the show And you don't have to Well, pin a rose on your nose And good luck for you Go buy a lottery ticket

Happy Thanksgiving if you are not around tomorrow and you're off work. You know, all seriousness. Shame on you if you don't listen. Nah. I appreciate you being here. Amy is in Haiti, so probably not yet. She left her in the show this morning, so she probably not there yet, but she'll be this afternoon, and she's trying to get those kids.

She's not trying to bring them home because I don't think they're going to let her come home with them, but she's trying to, like, move the process along. And you can hear some of that story this morning if you go back and listen to the show. So just go and search Bob. Bobby Bone Show on iTunes or IHartRadio. And I'll leave you with one thought. And it's that thought is if you don't listen to the show tomorrow, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame. Hi-bye.

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