The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Loses Her Kids + Bobby Helps A Listener Choose Wedding Songs

Episode Date: September 6, 2018

Amy admits that she lost her kids. Bobby helps a listener pick her Father-Daughter dance song for her upcoming wedding. Also, the crew gives life updates. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me go. This is the Bobby Bones. Welcome to Thursday's show. Come on, Studio. Morning! Hey, look at us. Well, where do we start on a Thursday?

You want to... Oh, yeah. Sometimes I come in and people are like seeing stuff about me on the internet. A minute ago, someone was talking about my nickname. You know, they call me, right? Oh, yeah, country music's youngest historian. Yeah, it's a lot of pressure, but okay. The Bobby Pond Show on this day in country music.

Glenn Campbell landed his first number one country song with... What? Rhinestone Cowboy? Like a Rhinestone Cowboy. It was his first ever number one. after having 13 top 40 hits. Wow. I think of Glenn Campbell is a country artist. I know he played in the record.

I know he's, but I think of him as a country artist. Oh, yeah, singing these songs right here. It came out at a time when his career had gone flat. He had a TV show. It had been canceled. Acting gigs dried up. Hadn't had a hit in a long time.

And then Ryanstone Cowboy comes out. Come on. He died last year at the age of 81. Really great documentary. Well, that starts off the day. For all you youngsters out there, that's what I do this for. Morgan number two, you know about Glenn Campbell? I know him, but I'm not really familiar with that song.

You should know. You're from Kansas, right? Yeah. Wichita lineman. Check that one out. I do know that one. I do know that one. Okay. The Bobby Bone Show.

Big Three Stories. It's producer Raimundo in Japan. There was a powerful 6.6 magnitude earthquake that struck. It did a lot of damage. That was just hours after the typhoon hit. In other news, a plane landed at JFK in New York from Dubai, and passengers and crew were sick. Some were hospitalized, luckily, it was just a flu. Everybody is okay.

And finally, tons of rain from Tropical Storm Gordon in the south and Midwest. Flood warnings and watches are in effect. Be careful on those roads. I like talking about this a whole lot because I think some listeners got irritated to me last week. But someone was parked in my parking spot. I know that we're not. I know. I know.

let me bring in our photographer for a second because he, this is a guy who works in our building and he's the one who sent a video and I was giving my parking spot at work and Zach Massey's walked on this too Hey Zach, so you saw someone parked in my parking spot Oh yeah Do you know who it was?

I think so Do they work in the building? Yes. Should I? Let me know. Should I feel, guys, should I feel upset about this or no? Again, you're talking, if you're asking me, I'm the person that was like when it's not your work hours

if you're not here and you're not coming back up to the building, then someone should be able to park in your spot. They don't know when Bobby is coming back to the building. Bobby is always working and you let them know. There needs to be a company-wide email now that says, listen, I know you think it's... There was one. No, right. You think we were playing.

We saw someone park there. He's like another email. Zach Massey's in it. What do you think, Zach Massey's in it? So it gets worse. Oh. So someone else in the building replied to my Instagram post this morning with, nope, and it won't be tomorrow.

either. Last time we checked, he leaves at 10. Oh, that's not true. Oh, I'm going to your Instagram. I'm going to see who this is. No, they sent me a DMs. Oh, they slid into your DMs with that? Okay. Should I feel? Like, there's some people that are probably, this just, this can,

this confirms that there's people in the building that are bitter. Mm-hmm. So that means that we can go and lay on their desk and do whatever because, oh, I checked, you don't get here till nine. You know what I'm saying? Like, your office is my office until you get here. Let me say this. It did not bother me, really, until he just read that message where someone's like,

hey, you know what, I try not to let little things bother me. I'm not letting little things bother me. Oh, this is bothering me. I mean, and I, listen, I'm not the biggest fan of the parking spot thing anyways, but that, that DM bothers me. Like, don't mess with Bobby. That's rude. What do you mean you're not a fan of the parking spot?

I'm just, because it's weird. The sign and the weirdness and the lunchbox gave me the sign. And I can't even park in it. when you're out of town. Like, it's a whole thing. You can. I'll tell you what, you can. Oh. Okay.

Okay, cool. So, so. So now she's a fan of it, see? No, no, no, no. I'm just, obviously, we're sort of just joking lunchbox, but I don't like that people are messing with it. Because, I mean... I'm still mad about this person.

That DM says there's no respect and they don't care. I don't know that I deserve the respect. But again, I, whenever I signed a new contract, what I would really like is on my own parking spot, I come to work and have something. There's nowhere to park. That's all. There's nowhere to park.

I feel like it was just fun for you to see if you could get it. Well, that's part of it too. But I got it. Boy. But last I checked, he leaves it 10 a.m. Yeah. Who was it? Zach, tell me.

Who was it? Tell her off the air. Hey, right now, right now. No, I don't know. I'm not upset about it. Lunchbox and Eddie R. Amy's and kind of. Well, yeah, now I'm a little irritated because that's like... You can text us.

Text Bobby to 26229. How you feel about this? We're like passing notes Disrespectful, man Oh man Yeah What should I do If it's in the spot

Who man I'm towed Okay Toe I mean You want I'll show you Who leaves at 10 Toll

Wait Everybody's making faces Because they can read the note Oh boy Oh you know it is Oh I know who it is Oh boy Oh boy

I know I saw this thread on Twitter People were debating Over the overall Best year in film history Ooh Now I didn't know much about it Except I started looking through it

And there are some really fantastic movie years where a lot of great movies came out. So what I'm going to do is I will give you the four movies. You tell me what year they all came out. Same year. Okay. Write your answer down. Simple. This was a massive year.

Forest Gump, Pulp Fiction, the Lion King, and Shawshank Redemption all come out the same year. Oh. In for the win. Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, the Lion King, and Shawshank Redemption. They all came out the same year. Wow. Which is probably I use this one first, probably the best movie in history, movie year for me. Amy?

1993. Lunchbox? It's an even number. It's either 92 or 94. I got 94. Eddie? It's an odd number. 97.

The answer is 1994. Woo! Okay. Lunchbox one. What year did all these movies come out? Avatar. The Hangover. The Blind Side.

And 500 days of summer. Well, I loved. The Avatar 2 has been 10 years and... Never seen it. I put on the 3D glasses, watched the little blue people. I thought it was cool. The hangover, which is fantastic. The blind side, which is fantastic, and 500 days of summer.

I'm in for the wind. I'm in. I'm in 2008. Lunchbox? 208. Eddie? 08. Oh, no.

No! It's 2009. Oh, you said it's been 10 years. You were so close, guys. Okay, how about this one? The Matrix. Oh, terrible. You didn't like The Matrix?

I've only seen half of it. I jumped in a half of it. Oh, I left. I think I either fell asleep or left the movie theater. Oh, one of the best movies made in our lifetime. As far as going, oh, my God. I just remember the bullet trick where the guy goes down and the bullet goes over his face. That's not what they were supposed to remember.

Yeah, that's what I remember. Whatever. Keep going. The Matrix. And the guy's name is Neo. That's all I remember. The Matrix, the Sixth Sense. When I walked to that theater, I was like, oh, my God.

I can't believe that happened. American Pie. Oh. Okay. Okay. And the green mile. Okay. All those came out the same year.

1999. Lunchbox? 2000. Eddie? 1999. The answer is 1999. Yeah. We're on the board, Amy.

Yeah, sudden death. Everyone's a winner. We're tied right now. Yell the year. Oh, yell. I'm going to read one movie. You can yell, but if you yell, you're done. Oh, okay.

Okay. Okay. The first movie is Wedding Crashers. Came out in this year. Do you want to yell the year? You can? Go ahead. I like to know another movie

The second movie is Hitch I've seen that one yell your name if you want to buzz in here The third movie from this year Charlie and the Chocolate Factory And The fourth movie and final movie is

Brokeback Mountain Lunchbox That would be 2004 Show me 2004 No I get Eddie 2003 2003.

Show me 2003! Amy for the win. 2006? No, if she doesn't five, you guys just jump on a lot. You know what? Because of that, everybody's a loser.

Everybody's a loser. I was closest without going over. No, that's not a thing. This is not a prize is right. How about Jurassic Park? 1990. No, 93. You know what?

We had fun. How about that? It's a great game. We just chalked it up to having fun. Everybody good with that? And we're all winners. And we're all winners. And we're all winners.

Yeah, there we go. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. It's the 30 Second Skinny. Thomas Red is releasing a deluxe version of his album, Life Changes. It will be out on September 21st. Kelsey Ballerini is also releasing a deluxe version of her album unapologetically. It will have one new song and a new collaboration. Tim McGraw wrote a song with songwriter Lori McKenna called Gravity,

and it's for a documentary called Free Solo. Here's a clip. Ms. Naldine's wife, Brittany, compared her baby bump to a beer belly. She posted a photo on Instagram with the... caption, the perks of my hubby having vintage teas big enough to cover my does she drink too much bump stage. I'm Morgan number two, and that's the skinny. It's time for the good news.

Which Bobby? Tell me something good. This guy named Seth was working at a gas station, and he saw an interaction between a woman who's going through a difficult time and a police officer, and he takes it and puts on his Facebook page. The guy at the gas station writes that an elderly woman bought gas using $3 in change. While an officer was just in line behind her to get some potato chips and some water, and he overheard the amount.

He says the officer goes outside and tells the one to wait in her car. He then pumps the gas for her, talks to her, wants to hear her story. She then explains that her husband died recently. She's been trying to pay all the bills on her own, but has fallen behind. That's when the officer went inside the store, bought her $20 in gas to help her out, and then talked to her more afterward. He doesn't even know what else he did for. But he said that he just...

Wow. It was just him seeing this. And he doesn't even know the end of the story. He doesn't know what he, but he came back in and was like, hey, I got you. At least right now, I got you. So, yeah, I love that story. Shout out to all our police officers out there making a difference. I think it's more humans than it is.

It's all, that's all the things right there. So I like that way. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Fairbanks, Alaska. Two men were arrested after they broke into a shop and stole $19,000 worth of goods. Only problem is one of them was out on bail and had an ankle.

monitor from the court and it put him right there at the crime seat. GPS. Be, me, beep. Yeah, that'll get you, huh? I don't get you. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby bones. Hey, we're going to play a game called

Guess That Sound. But instead of saying that, I'd like to say, let's play the game. Guess that sound! Yeah. Let me bring on our three competitors to my left. My longtime co-host.

friend. Amy, everybody. Hey, hey, hey, hey. The guy who's been the longest member of the show other than myself. He was a delivery driver at Jason's deli when we met. Give it up for a brand new dad of one baby, baby, baby. Lunch, bye. Good, looking good. What up?

And the oldest member of the Bobby Bong show. Oh, boy, what a title. Yes. We met back when he was producing a local television show. Give it up for Eddie. Video producer. Okay. I'll play you a sound. It's a TV, it's a classroom sound, okay?

Yeah. Whatever, here you go. Name that sound, guess that sound. Sound number one. All right. Did everybody hear that? Everybody good? Yeah.

Let me play one more time. Guess the sound? I'm in for the win. Okay, I'm in. Going over to Amy first. Amy, guess that sound. Gosh, I know it's writing, but I don't know how specific I need to be, if that's chalk or a marker.

Come on. You can do it. I feel like it's writing. a marker, it's writing. Incorrect. No, that gives me the chills. I can't do it. It's writing with a pencil and it's not mechanical pencil. It's a regular pencil. Pencil writing. Show me.

Oh, what? Writing with a pencil. Hey! Wow. Sound number two. Guess that sound. That's right. These are all classroom sounds. Goal without sound number one. Here we go. I'm in for the wind. I'm in. I'm in. Let's go over to contestant number one. Amy, what do you have over there?

That is scissors cutting paper. Scissors cutting paper. Show me scissors. Correct. Lunch bikes? I have cutting paper with scissors. Eddie. I have cutting construction paper with scissors. Hello.

No, he does not have with scissors written down. What else would you cut it with? A knife? Stop it. I'm sorry, Eddie. Oh my goodness. Did you notice how he paused and those with scissors? I needed scissors.

Oh my goodness. All right, guess that sound. Sound number three at one. Here we go. Yeah, it's a tough one. Everybody hear that one? Yeah, yeah, I'm in. The funny thing about Amy when she listens,

she puts her face closer to my face. Like, it's going to do anything for the sound. What's that? She leans way into me. You'll start sound, Amy. Typing. Lunchbox. Hunting and pecking on a keyboard.

Helped it. Typing on a computer. Yeah. Because that was not a type. ripwriter. I'll take them all. What score? Lunchbox three.

Yeah, everyone else too. Let's do one final one. Lunch, if you get it, you're the winner. If you get it, you're the winner. One ball salad, one. There we are. Back to school. That's my game show voice, dude.

I like it. Here we go. I'm in. Oh, my gosh. I'm in for the win. Oh my gosh. Can you name that sound? I'm in.

All right. Amy? Printer. Lunchbox. Paper coming out of the printer. Eddie? Z-Rock. machine. Lunchbox, you're the one.

Yeah. The guy can identify a sound from a classroom. Yeah. Welcome to the show, baby, baby. Hello, Mason in Vegas. What's going on?

Good morning. Hey, appreciate you calling. What can I do for you? I just wanted to see you with summer slowly coming your clothes, which you guys thought the song of the summer was.

That's a good question. What do you think the song of the summer was, Mason? I don't know. Maybe something like tequila or like it to be. Look at that. Well, I've picked my three here. At number three for song of the summer, as this is the official end of summer list. Because I speculated through the summer. At number three,

officially, Brett Young Mercy. Kind of sleeper. But come on when it comes on. If you're going to take your heart, just a-y-y-ed. Not even sure how the words go exactly, but I love it. That's number three song of the summer. number two meant to be and the only reason this wasn't considered

for number one is because this is for way pre-summer too oh yeah this song's been the jam for so long but that's number two

so won't you ride with me ride with me still the jam if it comes on I still turn it up and the number one song of the summer officially is

Dan and Shea tequila When I taste tequila Mason, you pretty much nailed it Dude, we're the same person Nice Yeah, that's what I think you do Finally, somebody else Yeah, tequila just came

It's just been such a monster song It's crossing over to pop now And it's their first song to ever do that FGL's been so big for so long I mean, Cruz crossed over to pop If they can get Nelly on this song It'd be all good It's close

That Florida Georgia Lion song is so good But I'm gonna go Dan and Shea Tequila This song should be in the running for Song of the Year. And Dan and Shea arguably should be up and maybe even win that duo of the year at the CMAs. That'd be cool. I mean, it's so strong with Brothers Osborne, FGL and Dan and Shea. But this could be the year Dan and Shea does it. So that's my pick, a song of the year, Tequila and Song of the Summer.

Amy, anything I missed in your mind? No, I mean, I was going to go meant to be. Yeah? And then Tequila, obviously, is amazing. You're right about the timing on that. I'd also throw up there. the old not country world Post Malone Psycho

Listen to Post Malone at all, Mason? Not a lot, but a little bit when you guys plan. I think you like it. I do, even if you're just hardcore country, Post Malone doesn't really have a, it doesn't really fit anywhere, which is what's awesome about it. Yeah. Hey man, appreciate the call.

Thank you guys. Have a good morning. See you, buddy. There you have it. The official song of summer list is now closed. I have closed it. Move on with your lives, everyone. Bobby boom, come on.

We get so many weird requests for a song that I just kind of made up on the fly. Remember Dan and Shea tequila? Everybody remembers that song, right? Let's go, you know, when I taste tequila. Well, I kind of sang when I taste Chipotle one morning. Remember that day that was terrible? Yeah, I was so good. I liked it, though.

Well, it's about to be terrible. Eddie and I're going to try it together. So I'll do the first part of it. Yeah, you do the verses. And then we'll sing the core. We've never practiced this, by the way. Never. That's kind of how we roll, though.

Yeah. When I walk into the lobby, a wave just hits my body. I see a long line. I'm hungry. Artwork that's funky. Some tin on the walls and I'm fine. I'm fine. But when I taste chiquel.

No, chapolet. In the quarkamole. I ain't even fit in my favorite t-shirt I eat so much that it hurts I far fresh avocado With that handpicked cilantro Swearing on a Bible baby I would stay away I remember how much I weigh

When I taste Chipotle When I taste Chipotle Let's do the bridge I'm super full of super Okay all right I get it that time. And he goes into the real song. How do you do that?

I'm a super fool. I'm a super fool. I don't know, dude. I ain't got there yet. Man, I got tricked on that tequila part. That's not that song. The song's Chapo. Remember, it's Chipotle.

Another day, we'll try it again. Do you like those background vocals, though? When I, when I... Yeah. Okay. When I taste Chipotle. When I, when I... Yeah, yeah.

And the guacamole. I can't even fit my favorite t-shirt. Yeah, yeah. Eat so much that it hurts. There's something there. There's something there. What are you thinking? I mean, I think it sounds pretty good.

I love it. I mean, guys, this is the work tape. You experienced the work tape. What you guys are hearing here is a... Yeah, yeah, it's good. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home is something good.

A mom and dad and Tampa were driving home from the doctor's appointment with their 11-day-old daughter when they were hit. Car flips over. Wow. And they crash into a pond upside down. Oh, my. my goodness. The car that hit him keeps driving. Lucky, some bystanders jump out of their moving van, go, flip the car over, break the windshield, and pull the family of three out of the... You got to be

kidding me. S-U-V. Can you believe that? The car hits a... That whole story's crazy. And also, a car's in the water so you can actually move it a bit? Yes. And they did, and they busted the windows. That's insane. It's heroic too, because you're also risking your life by jumping into water. That's a good one. That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey, what's happening, guys? You know, you get on your phone. You're always tinking around, trying to find stuff to do. There's a lot of games.

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You can play with family, friends by yourself. Either way, you won't get bored. And you won't be using your thumb going, ah, there's nothing to do on my phone. The best part, you can even play without internet connection, so you can play literally anytime, anywhere. Morgan number two plays it before the show starts. I catch myself playing best fiends.

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Give us that joke. The Morning Corny. How did the carpenter do on his construction exam? How did the carpenter do on his construction exam? He nailed it. Come on the good way. Come on. Come on.

That was the Morning Corny. Hey, let's go around the room real quick and do some updates. Amy, update us on the dog you were fostering and then it got sick and then you thought about adopting it,

but it got so sick you had to send it away to the doctor. Right. We're getting the dog. You are getting the dog? Yes, we're going to get the dog. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but because of

like our travel schedules, my dad's cancer treatment schedules and me needing to be with him. We actually, we were the original foster family, and we have now found a family to foster him or foster her while she gets better, since she needs a lot of attention. And we found someone willing to do that till she heals, and then we can return back home, and we'll have a dog.

Come on. Yeah. So if you're just listening for the first time, Amy's kids wanted a dog. And so she fostered a dog just to see how the kids would do. They loved it. Then all of a sudden the dog got really sick because it had some conditions before Amy got the dog. Send it away to the doctor. It got healthy.

Now they're keeping the dog. It's coming back home. That's a great story. It's going to take a couple weeks, but yeah. Lunchbox, my update from you. Give us the latest on Baby Box. Age, weight, how Baby Box is doing. Baby Box is, what, seven weeks old, weighing eight pounds, two ounces.

And according to the Google, he can now see 12 months. inches in front of his face and he's starting to recognize faces and he can hold his stare for 10 seconds. Yeah. Wow. So a kid can only see 12 inches in front of their face? Yeah. Wow. Like at first they can only see everything's just blurry.

They just see kind of colors and light and they don't see much. But now after seven weeks, he is starting to be able to recognize a little bit of your face and he can look at you for 10 seconds, which is amazing. And he doesn't get distracted. So yeah, Babe Box is growing like a weed. Eight pounds, two ounces. I mean, woo. Let me tell you. And he's fat.

He's got fat cheeks. Do you see yourself in him? Oh, yeah. Oh, you do? He has my hair. I mean, when I was born, my hair was sticking straight up, and his hair looks just like mine whenever he gave him a bath. And his face looks like me.

You like it? Man, it's crazy. It's awesome. It is awesome. Amy's got the dog. I got the baby. And Bobby's got the girl. Oh.

Yeah, Bobby, let's talk about your girl. What the update? There is. Well, first of all. Oh, sorry. Bobby had a girl over to watch two movies. So it had to be either one night or multiple nights or multiple days. And so they kind of met through DM on Instagram where they started.

You don't know that. You don't know any of that. And that's not all accurate. No, you said you're taking broken stories from all different places. Oh. You're making up a story and that's fine. You can run with that. But here is an update on my dating life. That's what I wanted to know.

I'm not dating in the one. One, really. Go. Okay. It's not two. Okay. I was like, I'm not dating. I mean, it's, there's been something new kind of come into my life.

And that's just where it is right now. Okay. But it's not anything that I would define as anything. This is the first time. We're spending some time together. Okay. A lot of time. Yeah.

A lot of time. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Have there been any exchanges of spit? You all spin each other's now? Why would you just not ask if you've kissed? Right. And because I was trying to keep it generic, yo.

Generic. What does that mean? Like trying to, you know, say. You know, I'm going to, again, not, I've given you enough for today. That's it? That's all we get? No, no, no. I gave you a lot there.

It's just so nothing that I want to say it's something that's not. I mean, all you said is you could be dating more than one girl. I did. That's not true. Oh, that was false again. That's not true. That's not what I said. Amy.

Amy knows. Yeah. And so. And so. That's all it matters. No, she just would tell me if I were leading you guys the wrong way. There's been something new, kind of percolating a bit. We're working it out.

What's up? Oh, she percolated for you. That's not my goodness. You all swat spit. Do you spit in each other's mouth? What? Do you do a hawker? You're all tongue wrestling?

Did you lick that thing on the back where that was good. Okay, are we good on updates? I can use a little more from you. Not today. Another day. All right, we're good. We'll see how it goes. Soon enough.

Who knows? Next week, next couple weeks, three weeks. More and more comes out slowly. All right. Bobby Boom. Come on. All right, finally the segment you've been waiting on. Yesterday on the show, we were talking about Amy and Amy loses things all the time,

and they miraculously re-show back up in her life, her phone, her wallet, anything. Computer. It goes a thousand miles away, and then she gets it back. Yesterday it happened again. Left her wallet on a Southwest flight. They calls it, we found your wallet. And Amy does right in the world. That being said, and I probably approached it a little quickly yesterday morning, and I go,

ooh, I don't know if I should talk about this, but it's been clearer now. But Amy, how long had your kid? By the way, Amy has two adopted children. They have been in America eight months or so from Haiti. Is that about right? Yes, that's right. And how long had they been in America whenever this next event happened? A week, maybe.

A week. Guys, they were just here. They were stunned by the cold. They were stunned by all the America. Yeah. All they knew was their orphanage in Haiti. And then they were in a new country, a new home, a new neighborhood, like everything. New, no boundaries, no walls up.

You know, at the orphanage, there's walls in a gate. And, like, you don't leave there, really. So there's a little bit of freedom. And, you know, I don't know. I thought that they were playing with. We did go outside and I thought they understood like stay right here, but yeah, completely ran off and thought that they went into the neighborhood and really honestly couldn't tell which direction they went.

And between me and our nanny at the time and my husband, three adults, the kids were lost. And so you had no idea. Yelling down through the neighborhood, right? Yeah, we were on foot in car, calling people, driving around. My heart was pounding. I was mortified. Didn't know where they would end up there. Oh, by the way, now they speak English.

But at this point, the English was so minimal that if someone did find them, I don't even know what they would say. Like, they would have to get a Creole translator. I mean, in my mind, I'm thinking they can't communicate. What if someone took them? I don't even know where they are. And I was thinking, I don't know, will I go to jail for this? Like, I'm going to be, I'm on the radio. Like, this is going to make the news.

Amy from the Bobby Bone Show. Lost her kids. All the scenarios are running through my mind. Obviously, their life and safety is the number one concern. But then the laundry list that follows that is like, I'm going down. And this is not going to look good. How long did you search for the kids? I would have to ask.

Cali and Ben what their recollection is. Because to me, it felt like hours, but it was probably 30 minutes. Oh. But again, Amy's two kids. They don't know America. They're lost. They've been here a week. They've been here a week.

They're 10 and 7 years old. Yeah. They've been here a week. No English. Oh, man. No English. They don't know where they are. They don't know anything.

We don't, I mean, I'm freaking out. So we're running. I mean, obviously, then we were like, okay. We're not finding them in the neighborhood. We're dividing and conquering. We're yelling inside the house. Where have they gone? Nothing, nothing, nothing.

And then finally, we look in the attic of our house and they're in the attic. And like, I don't even know. I mean, it was the best feeling ever. But I didn't even know they knew how to access. the attic. Now they did run a lap around the neighborhood on foot but then came back in the back door of the house where nobody

saw them. And then of course we did a run through of the house multiple times but never the attic for whatever reason. And yeah, and they were just giggling like hey, hide and seek we got you. What is so bad is we always

joked like, oh Amy you're going to lose your kids one day. And oh my, I cannot But they came back. That's the point. Everything comes back to Amy. Amy and I were having a conversation about the sleep stuff called Sleep. Psalm. Is that what it's called Morgan number two? Psalm Sleep. Psalm Sleep.

We're going to do this now with Morgan. It's a drink that's supposed to put you to sleep in 30 minutes or less. It's called Sam Sleep, and it's only $10 on Amazon for four of them. So Amy and I were talking about this a couple days ago, and I ordered it. Really? Yeah, it's a bunch of apparently vitamins and... I don't know if it works, but I'm going to try it out. I'll be able to let you guys know next week.

All right, so you haven't tried it yet. Right. But you're going to. How did you know about it? I found it because Hillary Duff and Jenna Dewan, used to be Jenna Dewan Tatum, like swear by it. Yeah. They think it's this awesome stuff and it tastes really good too. How do you know?

That's what they said. I believe them. All right. So there you go. I will try it out next week. It's not a commercial. I'll try it out next week. Bobby Bonds.

Yeah. Lunchbox sent me a note yesterday. I said, hey, it's crazy, you apologized on the air. Remember I got a little feisty during the game a couple days ago? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For what, for being competitive or something? Like, I'm too competitive. Yeah, and he was just, like, as the song was going on, he was like,

oh, I got this, and he wouldn't let us hear the clip, and he was just kind of over-abnoxious, and he said, I'm sorry. Yeah, I can't want to. That's my new thing for 2018 in the rest of my life. To say I'm sorry about things? Yeah, I'm really trying. Wow. Wow. I'm trying to be one percent better, man.

And I said, I'm sorry. And so I won. the game. I mean, listen, I dominated, right? There's a reason I don't play games. Oh, you just sweep them. It was just like, it was nutty. But, I do have a version of that game now. It's time to play the one second song game. Oh, yeah. Are you playing this one? No, of course. No, no, no. I'm your host. Oh, Roberto Wesos.

Hey, CCC. Thank you. I'll play you the first one second from a song. All you have to do is name the song. All right. If you're in the car with someone, play against them. Ready? You want me to play this game? Yeah, why not? Oh, boy. Write the answer down. Okay, that's the first second of a song. Amy, does that sound familiar to you? Yeah.

There it is. I want to be like you or the other day. Just out of control. Start singing it all the time. It's just a tactic, you know? I like it, I like it. You guys got to quit talking, though. Sorry, sorry.

I'm in, though. All right. Lunchbox, this is radio, though, so we can't do dead air. I know I know you just want quiet, But you can't do that. People won't understand in their cars that we're playing a game. That's not how it works. That's not how it works.

All right. Need your answer. Let's go to lunchbox first. Lunchbox, this one second is the first second to go ahead. Sun tan, sunburn, sunset. Not a song, but thank you. You're thinking to sunrise. Yeah, that's one.

But I recognize this song. Okay. Amy. Get along? You're close. Because Kenny Chesney is in the song, but you are incorrect. Eddie? You want it?

Yeah. Everything's going to be. Everything's going to be. All right. That's it. It's the first part. Yeah. Everything's going to be all right.

Thank you. She rattled eyes from my plastic cup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good song. Number two, by the one second. Ready? That's the first one second of a song. Oh, Amy's in quick today.

Oh, Eddie, where's your cockiness? Come on, bud. I'm just trying to figure out what song is. Got it. I didn't think about that one for a little bit. All right, let's go over to lunchbox Oh yeah Go ahead buddy

Job party Head over boots Wow Eat it Eat it Eat what Eddie Head over boots

There you go Eat what Amy Heartache on the dance Oh Eddie two Lunchbox one Amy zero

Yeah I'm in it Go on there I'm ready I'm so proud Here we go Last one ready boys Come on come on Marbles

We're three points Three No it's not all the marbles Three two The first one second of a song Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard that one Here we go Lunchbox, I'm sorry, dude, I got it

Hold on, don't talk I got it Eddie, if you got it, you win So what do you have, Eddie? I have Fix a Drink. Yeah, that's right. There he is, there is the one second Eat that Yeah

Well, I can't fix that But I can fix a drink There he is Nice work, buddy Yeah This time for the good news on the good news. This 11 year old girl in Pasoena, Texas was out walking her dog while while visiting some relatives and someone tried to abduct her.

But the dog bit the guy on the leg. Boom. Wow. Then he ran off. He wasn't able to take her. Thank goodness. And there is surveillance video from the townhouse complex showing a clear shot of the suspect's license plate. He was in a 2001 Green Ford expedition.

And they're hoping that they can find him and track him down. And they're so thankful that the dog reacted and bit him. Yeah. Let's give that dog a milk bone, huh? What about that? Good for that dog. Good story. That was Tell Me Something Good.

Bobby Bones A guy in Wisconsin found out that his co-worker was his biological father. Did you going to see this story? That's weird. Yeah. So, dude's just chilling in Wisconsin,

working. His adoptive mom noticed that he was friends with his other dude who turned out to be his dad. Wow. Wow, that's so crazy. Yeah, there's a truck driver

in northwest Wisconsin named Nathan Booz. He was adopted as a baby. He never, knew his real parents were because he never asked. I'm not sure how old he is. He looks like he's in his mid-20s. His adoptive mom

did know. She was scrolling through his Facebook page recently. Saw a photo of him and a buddy. Turns out that was his biological father. Are you kidding me? Wow. That's crazy. And none of them knew

like the dad didn't know obviously and the kid well gosh that's crazy. The dad's name is Bob DeGero. Nathan's known him for about two years. They worked for a trucking company called Rock Solid Transport. And Bob was in the dark, too. He had no idea Nathan was his son. And the mom told him on Facebook and...

Tell me, that's not the nuttyest story of the day. That's so crazy. What a great story. Now they're like, you know, working on a relationship. Well, how cool that they were friends. So they had a lot in common. They liked each other. That's crazy, dude.

Amy, what happened to you? So in line, at a coffee shop getting, you know, coffee, snacks for the kids, muffins, whatever. Long line. This place is so popular. And we finally get to the front to place our order. And a woman comes up to us asking if we can throw a muffin on our order because she doesn't have time to wait in line. And she'll pay us back. Wait, what? That's random? Yes. I mean, nothing like that has ever happened. And my husband just kind of looked at her and like, you know, we're trying to rattle off our order for us and our two kids.

and just kind of get out of the line. And then, I mean, we didn't want to be rude. And then my husband's like, oh, can I add another muffin to our order? And we did it. And then we just kept trying to continue the Pimp and Joy. And she was trying to hand us like a couple dollars cash. And my husband was like, don't worry about it. It's fine.

But the whole thing was just weird. And even people behind us in line saw it all happen. And then we felt like they were looking at us, like weird. Like, oh, she basically just cut all of us. And y'all are nice enough to buy her stuff. And it was just weird. What would you do lunchbox if you're online and someone comes up and goes, Hey, would you just get the sandwich roll quick for me?

And you don't know them. No, I'd say you pay for it and you can pay for my meal. That way you don't have to wait in line. Oh, it's a trade. Yeah, that's what you do. If you want to cut the line, you're paying for my meal and your meal. That saves you time. You're spending your money.

I'm not spending my money on you. See, I would do it. I would pay for it. And just think, I wonder if I could help. I go, what if I'm in a bad spot? We have to really late on time. Wait, go ahead. But Bobby, the real question is she was offering to pay for it.

she could pay for it. Would you ever, because you didn't have time to wait in the long line, go up to someone ordering and ask them to just order for you? No, because I'm on time everywhere. But here's what I'm going to say. I think this is a bit for lunchbox where he goes to where lines are and just take something up to the front and go, hey, would you mind getting this for me? And see how many will pay for you? Yes. Yeah, because I'm busy. Yeah. You're not on time. You're like, hey, I'm in her. Would you get to grab this for me real quick? Just take it up. Isn't that funny? And see what they do. And see how many out of five will actually pay for it. Okay.

And I'm not paying for it. They're paying for it. They're up in line. And you're like, and you go up to me and go, hey, man, I'm really running late. Would you go and get this yogurt, put on your tab real quick and then see how many people will do it? Got it. Okay? That's easy.

We can do that like tomorrow, Monday? Yeah, we can do that. Okay. All right, that's good. If you're new to the show, Amy has a son and a daughter, she's 11, he's 8. They were adopted from an orphanage in Haiti. They've been in America about eight months now. Yep.

And it's been cool to actually see them. grow as your son and daughter and grow as Americans and as kids. Yeah, and it's cool to see their English get better in us to have real conversations and to be able to just learn more about each other. And, you know, we've been talking about some of their adoption, but our family and adding to our family and getting pregnant and having babies. And even though I've never been able to get pregnant, that's kind of what led to one of our conversations that went a little,

deep because she said to me, oh, basically like, well, my daughter, basically why we ended up having to adopt them. And then while I'm probably not getting pregnant is because I'm being punished by God. Your 11-year-old daughter said you were being punished by God. Yes. That's why people who, women who can't get pregnant, she was implying that they're, they can't get pregnant, no babies, because they're being punished. And my husband. husband and I both were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, where did you hear that? And she said, oh, yeah, I was told that. I mean, it's just, and I could see where in some parts of Haiti I actually have encountered thinking like that, but she then tells me that it was a group of white people that

came that told her that. And I'm like, which oftentimes means it's a visiting mission group or church group or somebody that's down there. And somehow that was put into her little brain. And we're having to undo that because I don't want her to ever think that about me or about somebody else or ever say that to somebody else because it's just not true. How did you talk to her about it? We were very direct but delicate and just kind of just trying to talk with her about it. We talked it out. Like we weren't like, oh no, that's not wrong, you know, because it's obviously been in her

head and she feels that it's right in order to feel like she can't share things with me and I'm going to immediately be like, that's wrong. But I was just like, let's talk through this. Like, I want you to know that that's not the case and that whoever told you that, it's not accurate. It's not true. So I don't want you to believe that. I don't want you to believe that about yourself if something goes wrong. Like, you're not being punished. I'm not being punished. And neither are others. Like, there's just sometimes women can't get pregnant and it's not because they've done something wrong. That's heavy.

Yeah. Are there any other things like that that they came to America with? Is the voodoo thing a thing? Yeah, I mean, there's, well, we had these little dolls that were made for them, and I had to remove them from the house because they were scared of them. I would find them, like, thrown and hidden in closets. And I was like, I would, I get putting the doll back on their bed. Like, why don't you like this cute doll?

And then they're like, no, no, no, no. Like, that's a voodoo doll. I don't want it. So, I mean, there's been little things that come up like, that because that's real down there. The practice is real. And they've, not at the orphanage by any means, but they know of it. Other kids, they've been exposed to it. So, yeah, we have to be sensitive to certain things and then kind of reteaching more, some more open-mindedness things. Like there's some stuff that's just been told to them that's just very, like seems archaic

and not, I don't know, just seems a little off. But we're just trying to, to show them other things so it's fine. Well, thanks for sharing that with us. Yeah. Well, I hope anybody else listening, like, if you believe that, gosh, I just, I just don't think that that's true. So I don't know who told it to my daughter, but I'm like, man, really wish they had enough. But it's okay. She gets it now, I think. Good. No, good. All right, there you go. The Bobby Bone Show. Rachel and Idaho, good morning to you. Good morning. How are you today? Hey, I'm really good. Are you getting married? Yes. All right. Listen to this. Okay, we have. We got a way. Okay, okay, how long you've been with this fella?

We're getting married on our six-year anniversary. We've been together since freshman year in high school. Okay, okay, I like that. I'm down with that. Is he a good guy or no, be honest? He's a good guy. Okay, and your question is what? What are your favorite father-daughter dance songs?

Oh, I'm glad you asked, because I do have a list. We're talking the first time that your dad will dance with you, and for sure he's going to cry, huh? He will. I probably won't. Yeah. But he hasn't picked our song yet. Okay, well, then I'd like to offer you a few suggestions. How about Sweet Pea by Amos Lee?

Sweet Pea. Come on. I love my eyes. Don't know when and I don't know. You like this one, Amy? Yeah, I like it. It's cute. Because here's the thing.

You don't want the song to be super, super slow because it starts to feel romantic. You want it to be a little slow and still kind of middle. You know? Yeah. Sweet pee. So I would say that, Sweet P. by Amosley. Also, I'd put in Leanne Womack. I hope you dance.

It gets a little slow, but there's a great message to this. I hope one door opens, a window closes. No, one door closes, a window opens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. What do you think about those two so far? I really like the second one.

Okay, okay. Anything on your mind right now with this? The Stevie Wonder song. Which one? The baby cries in it I cannot remember the name ever I just called I just called to say

I love you That can't be it for father-daughter Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay let me Isn't she lovely? Isn't she lovely? Oh that's a good one Yeah that's a good one

Or because you are his daughter Let me suggest Sweet Child of Mine from Guns and Roses Oh Oh Sweet child of mine Go on, Bose. That's the best one right now.

And he's looking down at you, Sweet love of mine. It's funny and it's not as like awkward and everybody has to stare at you. You're kind of having a good time and it's not a sad moment. And he's like, do you want to get married? That's a different song, I think.

It doesn't matter. It's Gunn' Roses, man. Come on. What do you think about sweet child of mine, huh, Rachel? I love that. Yeah. And then you can do James Taylor. I do, if your instinct is already to go with Stevie Wonder, like that's a good one.

I actually found like an alternate version that's about a son talking about his mom and I pick that for my fiancee to dance with his mom. Oh, so you can't use that one? No. I'm not big on alternate versions. Alternate version of Stevie Wonder? What are you doing? Yeah, I'm not big on alternate versions of classics either, but is Stevie singing it?

No, he's not. Not to rain on your wedding, but that's a terrible idea. Yeah, you should take the Stevie version for yourself. I agree. So here's what we're going to do as a group. Oh, boy. You should take, isn't she lovely, and you and your dad dance to it, and then let your fiancé and his mom dance to.

Sweet Child a vibe. Yeah, but I'm not big on the alternate version. What do you think about that theory, Rachel? The alternate versions aren't cool. Well, I mean, it kind of depends for me Because I'm really I don't know Like if you can hear a really old

Oh, here's what Africa by Toto Piat Drive does a cool rock version And I love stuff like that actually Okay Well listen My advice would be Go with the first

instinct you have Because you ever hear the analogy About trying on wedding dresses You're going to try in 100 wedding dresses And they're all going to look good And eventually you can be like Oh my god They all look good

Which one do I pick And they're all great choices And so just pick the one that you first go, I love it and go with it. So there are some options for you if you do change your mind. Again, I lean a little toward Guns and Rose, a sweet child of mine, but I do love, isn't she

lovely? I do, that's a good one. I know he's going to dance to it. And then for you, maybe I hope you dance. Yeah, it's a good one. All right, well, hey, thank you for the call. Congratulations. Yeah, thank you guys. All right. Lunchbox, what's up? She's going to ruin her wedding. Oh, you think the whole wedding will be run by it. It's not ruined by that. She's going alternate

versions with random people. Like, then why call for advice if you guys? alternate version. She just wants some input. You know, I have to always take advice for input. I do love the sweet pea. Sweet pee. I love my eyes.

You guys don't like that one? Cute. No, I like it. Similar to what I dance, too. Yeah. What was yours? Paul Simon, father and daughter. Yeah, that's a good one too.

Well, thank you for listening this morning. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So the first time the word self-fell. was used online was in Australia in 2002 on a message board a guy posted a photo of his lip after he cut it drinking

at a friend's 21st birthday party. Well, that's a fun fact. I bet that guy's like, I invented the word selfie and I've made no money for it. That's pretty cool though. It's a cultural thing. Yeah. Wow. And nothing. Huh. What else? Okay, so until the 1960s, the most

reliable pregnancy test was injecting a woman's pee into a frog. Wait, what? Listen, if she was pregnant, her hormones would cause a fungus to grow on the frog's back. And yeah, it's legit. It's called the amphibian pregnancy test. Poor frog. That was the real thing?

Well, yeah, and then now we have conveniencey of just going the store and peeing on a stick. But, yeah, women didn't used to have that. Wow. Did that frog turn to a prince You kissed it? No, we've got an allergy on the back. Oh, all. All right, what else, Sam?

And then lastly, if you're trying to get pregnant, sleeping naked is good for you. If you're a girl or a guy? Like a guy trying to get a girlfriend? Both can be all right. It's both people. It's both people. And I struggled with fertility stuff. I could never get pregnant.

And I always would look out for different tips that people would give me. And this is one I just came across. So I thought I'd share with people. It's actually just for better health in general. sleeping naked is good for you because if you even get three to four degrees higher your body temperature while you're asleep, it can really affect hormones and things that are going on with your body. So they say to avoid kind of that spike in heat while you're sleeping, just go ahead and sleep

naked so you stay cool. I don't like that. One, I smush too much stuff. And then two, like, I don't want anyone seeing me when I, like, naked when I don't want to be seen naked. Who's going to see you? If I'm with, like, a wife or something? something?

Oh. Her girlfriend? Like, I'm... Wait. If you have a wife, you're not going to feel comfortable. You know what I mean? No, no.

It's fine around your wife and... I never had a wife, so I wouldn't know. Yeah. She's fine. Just as much as your wife. Okay. Wow. I still smush too much stuff.

I get that. I understand that. Amy did it? Yeah, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. The Bobby Bones show. I'm going to wrap it up for today. Thank you so much for listening.

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