The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Makes A Costly Mistake & Eddie Needs To Get It Together

Episode Date: April 28, 2017

Amy makes a costly ‘house closing’ mistake, Eddie misses an important conference call and embarrassing high school memories are revealed. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Good morning. Welcome to Friday show. Come on, studio! Morning! All right. I guess the question is, do you, does your partner, your husband, your wife, my, I have a girlfriend? Did they have anything to say in your grooming? Do they?

And mostly, this will be a guy thing? Yeah, because, I mean, your husband doesn't, he did nothing. Like, hey, why don't you, like, work, you know. Grow your leg hair out? No. Or, you could be into that. What about your, like, your hair on your head? Oh, he likes when it's longer.

Yeah. There's times I've talked about maybe cutting it super short, and he's like, no, don't do that, don't do that. And, like, he, for us, like, he constantly wants to maybe try out not having a beard, but I'm so used to it. He's had it for about three years now. I'm like, or four. I like, I'm without the beard. I'll be honest with you. What?

I love the beard. Yeah. Nope. Keep the beard. What about, does he, like, everyone wants you to, like, do wigs and stuff? No. Okay. Hey, lunchbox.

What about your wife? Does she can, like, have anything to say about your grooming? No, she got no say in the moment. matter. It's my body. No say or she isn't into, like how you do it. She doesn't say anything. Like sometimes she says my beard's annoying when I don't shave, but whatever. I mean, it's just my life and I don't ask her. Exhibit A. The hair under your arm. Oh yeah. It's never been shaved in its life. Never been trimmed, never been shaved because it grows. It's supposed to be there.

So it's like Rip Van Winkle's beard. It's like coming out of a T-shirts. It's that long. It's like a troll doll. Z-Z top. Wow. Coming out under lunchbox's arm. Yeah. But yet there's nothing to it with you. No, when I'll lay there with my shirt off and wrap her up underneath my arm, it's like, what up?

And she, you know, sometimes the hair is a little annoying and, you know, tickles her shoulder, but. Yeah. So gross. But she has, if she said trem all of your underarm hair. No, I'd say no. I think I'm pretty well-groomed in general. You are. I keep everything down.

Like, I had a laser hair moving on my shoulders because I had annoying hair up. there that people on Instagram shame me for but I keep my face shave most of the time I ask because whenever I'm a little unshaven right now and it like cuts my girlfriend's face scruffy yeah she'd rather have it like grow up and be soft or nothing right and so

I just wondered if you guys if your wives Eddie's obviously doesn't care at all because that is the we have like a, thank you have like my backyard is that where this conversation is going when my neighbor was complaining my backyard that's what on your face Oh, man.

And you're calling me right now to tell me to cut it? I'm calling your wife going, hey, can you like to find him a barber like they did? Yeah. Oh, man. Do you like Eddie or producer's beer? Yeah. I think it. Be honest.

No. Got it. Thank you. That's all we're eating. Sorry. Lunchbox, how do you think it looks? Sorry. Man, it looks terrible.

It looks patchy. And he does get food caught in it a lot. That's disgusting. Come on, guys. Okay. So your wife doesn't have any. She likes it. You also said she likes it.

when you're not muscular. No, when I'm just a little fooler. She likes me a little soft? Plump. Plump. I sure she does. Soft. All right. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. How about this one? Louisville police officer

and a passing driver, just straight up car who's driving down the road. They see a burning car around the same time and they both pull over. There's a guy in the burning car. He can't get out because a seatbelt is on him. Okay.

And so the seatbelt's kind of melted a bit. Now, he's still doing pretty good, but he can't get out because there's an accident, there's a seatbelt. So the dash cam video has all the footage. The officer pulls up, this Good Samaritan pulls up, his name is Nathan Boyer. They grab them. They unbuckle the seatbelt, like break it and rip the guy out of the window. And then the car just slowly catches on the more fire.

Oh, wow. It's not an explosion. It's just movies. it goes boom right when you walk away that's just movies oh really but they pulled the guy out of this burning car right is it would have they not pulled up right then and had they not both gotten out to do it i just don't think he would have lived so two people risking their life there an officer

which is why we so appreciate what they do and then just a dude yeah so i see you officer jeff rogers and good samaritan Nathan nathaniel i call him his formal name nathaniel boyer so i see you guys that's awesome all right good i see you The Bobby Bones show. Big Three stories. If producer Raymond in tax news, 500 people are going to get duplicate tax refund checks, but the government says only cash one of them. They were mailed to Rhode Island residents.

In airline news, United Airlines and the Kentucky doctor who was dragged off the Planned O'Hare earlier this month have reached a confidential settlement. They're not telling us the amount. And finally in sports, in football, congrats to Miles Garrett. Texas A&M, he was drafted number one overall last. by the Cleveland Browns. Hey, let's just look around the room today. To my left in her leather jacket.

She's in on a fresh opera Harley. Oh, yeah. That's what I read to work today. Watch the NFL draft last night a little bit. A little bit with her husband. Amy, everybody. Yeah. Lunchbox is in wearing the same exact shirt

that he's had on every day this week. And the only reason I bring it up is because we did a bobbycast yesterday after the show. And you can go to IHeartRadio or you go to iTunes and subscribe. But we did a bobby cast about what we do once we leave the show. And so lunchbox was called out for wearing the same shirt over and over. He's like, I don't do that.

We're in the same shirt where it's everyday lunchbox. And a guy with the freshest face in town. Oh, yeah. He shaved his beard. What do you think? It looks great. I just want to let you all know that it wasn't your influence. Sure.

Actually, it was. It looks fantastic. A fresh face hour, video producer Eddie, everybody. Yeah. Look at you guys. We're all ready. Eddie and I, after the show today, are going to California for stagecoach music fest. Let's talk about how you have on a tank top.

I do. Oh, dang, I didn't see it underneath that. Yeah, I'm a tank top. I'm ready to go tankie today. Somebody's going to Cali. It's also Tankie Friday. Once summer starts, Tanky Friday starts around here. So it's more about it just being Friday and it's like warm today, you know what I mean?

It's the Bobby Bones Show. Hey, good morning. Got your positivity right now inside of a little tell me something good. I got this for you. City workers in Appleton, Wisconsin, delivered cookies to motorists who were stuck because of road construction and an accident. So they were stuck for like two hours, couldn't go anywhere.

So those people that were working nearby saw the construction. I won't get cookies, start taking them to the cars. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah, it's just like nice. Thoughtful. It doesn't have to be a grand gesture of millions at all. No, sometimes just looking around and being like,

oh, what's something we could do? Cool. Amy, you're up. So this woman, she lost a money order that she got to pay her taxes off. She couldn't find it anywhere. She returned back to where she got the money order and they told her, yeah, it's going to take weeks for you to get your money back. She was like, shoot, I really need it. Well, then later that night, she got a knock on her door.

A stranger had her money order, handed it to her. On the back of it, she had her name and her address. He found it under his car and he took it to her house. That's good. I still haven't signed your money order. No, it's right here. Amy's adopting two children. They're moving into the house in the next 60 days or so.

It's a void after 90 days. See that? I see that. And so I got her a money order like for a college fund. Because in the past I'd given her checks. So she never cashed them. I have now. Well, yeah, because I never wrote the date on them like an idiot.

And she held them for years and wrote a new date on them. So that money order, I guess it's already out of my account though, right? I had to buy that. A money, this is like cash right here that expires. Yeah. Does it really? Yeah, we'll see how I feel. I mean, it's Friday.

We'll see how I feel by the end of the day. Maybe next week. Okay. Yeah, we'll see. Let me see. Boy, after 90 days starting. You already owe me one. We owe me another one if I sign it?

I owe you one? Yeah, remember when I give you your money from Vegas? Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah. You owe me like one solid favor. Oh, is this the solid? Okay. What?

What is what the solid? Is this the favor? What are you doing for me for favor? Oh. I don't know. Would you owe me two? Oh. He signs that as a, that's your favor to him?

Lunchbox, what do you have over there? Oh, Bobby was down on his log, lost his job, lost his home, so he's living on the street when he came across a police officer. And he was telling him, man, I just really want to get cleaned up, have a shower. So the officer was like, come by the station tomorrow. So Bobby shows up, and Aaron had collected clothes,

got him a razor, got him a haircut, let him shower, and all new clothes just kind of make him feel good. There it is. All these Frappuccinos at Starbucks, and if you miss, Lunchbox went through the store. Starbucks drive-thru and just started creating his own, seeing if they'd make it. What can I get started with you today? Uh, yeah, can I get one Vente, pooping panda Frapuccino, please?

I'm sorry, is that a secret menu drink? Oh, I just saw it online with that other, the unicorn Frapichino, and then they said, you should ask for the pooping panda Frapecino, so I'd like to try it. Well, I don't think any of our reasons just have a recipe for that, but if you have it, we can make it for you. I thought, like, you guys were all world employees. It's so nice that he was going to make it. Like, if you tell him the ingredients of the pooping panda, he'll make it for you. So if you miss that on yesterday's show, Bobbybones.com, and you can listen back to it there.

Bobby Bones show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Tricia Yearwood has come out with a line of barbecue sauce, a rub, and a cocktail mix called Summer in a Cup, which she says was invented by a friend. The products, which will be available in stores next month, can be ordered online. And now, if you're looking to get some of that. So it's Friday.

We got some movies out, one called The Circle, where Emma Watson's in it. So is Tom Hanks. Emma's character lands a dream job at a tech company, but then things go pretty crazy. Only 22% positive on Rotten Tomatoes, though. Then you also have How to Be a Latin lover, which has no score yet. Never really a good sign for ratings. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny.

Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Toronto, Canada. A woman and her boyfriend were out when they got in a fight, and she said, you know what, I'll prove a point to you. She goes over to a crane and climbs up the crane. What? She climbs up a crane?

She's mad at her boyfriend, so she climbs up a crane. She gets up there, and then she gets scared and starts yelling, help! Help! Someone help me! So the fire department had to come two and a half hours later. They got her down, and she was charged with six different crimes. And I would bet. If I'm just a betting man,

she probably had priors out, too. This is the kind of person who probably was running for the law or something, too. Wow. They'd put her in a harness and bring her down slowly two and a half hours.

Rescue Operation. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. If I make you think back to high school, Amy, I'll come to you first. It was like the most embarrassing thing. You're most embarrassing high school memory. Oh, I know for sure.

Yeah, let me hear. It wasn't even my fault. Well, it's sort of sad and embarrassing. But I was super embarrassed when my car got keyed. Yeah. Like I did not want to go to school. My mom had to force me to go to school and I was like, I'm not going. I'm not going.

Because what was written on your car? Yes. And like everybody knew about it because it was at a party and it was. It was early in the morning. They're kids listening. So let's say the guy wrote a term, a bad term for a girl that rhymes the door. Okay? Yeah.

But he misspelled it. Yeah, he spelled it wrong. And he was my ex-boyfriend, by the way. I had broken up with him. What was the first? letter of it when he wrote it? H? Like a movie. He left out the double with you.

He did. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. And then I had started dating someone from another school and he carved in that school's name as well. So he wrote that. Two things. Crazy. By the front tire and the back tire. Ugh. Really big. Your most embarrassing memory lunchbox from high school.

Dude. I wasn't embarrassed in high school at all. I mean, I was pretty much the bomb, so I don't remember being embarrassed. at all. Maybe just because okay, fashion sense, I'm not a very good dresser, so I was on... But that doesn't embarrass you. Right. So I didn't always have the best clothes because I don't know what to wear and whatever.

That's it. Maybe not being the smartest because I failed a couple classes. That's embarrassing. That's crazy that you'd fail a class because you're a bright guy. Oh, multiple classes. You didn't work then. Yeah, I had to retake geometry second semester. I mean... Were you embarrassed going back into the class again like first day?

because I took regulars a second time. Eddie? The hottest girl in high school, and I was a freshman, she was a senior. Like, she was, everyone knew she was the hottest girl in high school. She was buying a Coke in the Coke machine. I thought it was a friend that I knew, another freshman, and I went up as she was going to select Diet Coke. I've hit, like, Dr. Pepper, boom, I got her.

She turns around. She's like, what are you doing? The hottest girl in high school. And everyone's like, dude, you're an idiot. You're so dumb. That probably was a big deal back then. It was a huge deal. I got so embarrassed.

I was like, here, here, take all my money, buy another Coke. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. You're pretty. Diet Coke, Diet Coke, Diet Coke. Mine is the T-bone story. Yeah. Again, kids listening.

You know, you're a kid and things happen to your body. But I was wrestling another dude and it happened. And so it was miserable. But I just wonder if you guys had any embarrassing high school. You're just pretty bad. Yeah, mine's like, you know, just imagine being a dude. And you're wrestling. another dude and all of a sudden

you can't control it and so everybody comes they're calling me T-bone and it's still people still call me that like if I go back and when I go back because I have a scholarship

that I do ever year in my high school they're like yelling at you no they don't yell but someone will bring it but they'll have T-bone I'm like oh it's still hurt I don't like it

I don't like it I'm feeling comfortable I just wondering I was watching that 30 reasons not to 13 reasons why and I was just like man high school

yeah high school was just wonderful You guys' things. It's rough sometimes. So Amy and her husband were living in House A. They were like, the kids are coming because they had to move to House B because they've got to have room for kids. Yep. And the kids can get here at any time.

So, as you're selling House A, what you're doing right now, part of the deal was they get the washer and dryer. Mm-hmm. I didn't know that. So I went and sold the washer and dryer not knowing they'd already agree to terms on it? Oh, my goodness. Yeah, because I thought, okay, the dishwasher. the refrigerator, all that's included. And then my husband was gone and I was taking care of some extra stuff that was in the

house and there was this place that would come pick up everything for you. I was like, that's amazing. So I went ahead and just took care of business, you know? Included the washer and dryer and that. So what were you going to do with, do you already sell it? Well, they had the final walkthrough and we closed today. Final walkthrough happened. My realtor call, she's like, hey, so the washer and dryer was included in the deal and

they're not here at the final walkthrough. And I was like, oh yeah, no, they're not there. I had them taken away. Well, technically I had them taken away to a warehouse that was then going to sell them. And then they take a cut and we take a cut. So that way I didn't have to worry about hauling them and selling them. I thought it was a genius idea, you know? Well, now I need to get them back.

Because I'm going to go buy a brand new washer and dryer to put in there. Plus, these are awesome. They were red, front loader, so cute. No wonder they wanted them. Anyway, they're in a warehouse in another city. now, no less. So not only do I have to go, well, we're going to go pick them, but it's not like super far, but I have to pay to have them taken out of the warehouse like $100, like a loading

fee or something, and then drive to the city and have my own man labor, manpower to get it done. So it's costing you even more money. It's ridiculous. So, yeah, I'm going to go get those back at some point. We closed today, but at the closing, we're going to be like, hey, the washer and dryers, they're coming. We've got it handled, but they're not going to be there today. Are you also today going to your kids' schools?

Yes, that's right after the closing. Busy day. So again, Amy has two kids, and by the end of May, June, we think they'll be living in the house. Not the end of May, but June, yeah. June. Okay, June. Thinking June. June.

Amy's two kids that she's adopted are going to be living in her house. They haven't yet, so Amy's life's going to go upside down. So now it's school time. Yeah. School starts in August. And you told us, we were doing a Bobbycast after the show yesterday, and you said, you don't know what grades they're going to be in. because even though they're 10 and 6, that you don't know how...

I don't know what they're going to do. I'll learn that today. I don't know. Do they just throw them into where they would fit and then they just attack it with tutoring and special treatment and stuff? Maybe some English. I don't know.

I don't know. What's going to happen there? Because they don't know English very well. I feel like they do. And once they're forced to use it, they will. Because we've had them learn in English tutoring for two years at the orphanage. So I feel like sometimes once they're forced to use it, they will.

They're sandbagging. You'd think so. I really do. Is that a risk you're willing to take? That's the question. Like, are you betting all your eggs on that they're sandbagging? Yeah. Because what if they get into a class and they don't know what's going on?

But I've also talked to multiple friends that have been the same situation as me, and they said that their kids pick up English so fast. If they're forced to. Well, yeah, once you're immersed in it, yeah. And my daughter, she's all about survival mode. she will pick it up and she will survive. I am convinced if she was at 10. If she was put on a show like Survivor

and had to form alliances and different things, she'd win. She's got everyone at that orphanage wrapped around her little pinky. Okay, so. It's amazing. The kids will be here, but you are saying by the end of June.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. I really do think that that's high. I'm talking 90%. So I don't know what to do at the school today, though. Like, I don't know. Do you have anxiety about this? Yeah, because, like, I don't know what a mom's, like,

how do I? act like a mom. Do I dress like a mom? What do I ask? You don't have to dress like a mom. I don't know. It's like, are they judging me? You're wearing yoga pants and leather jacket. I'm not wearing this. Oh. You should. Yeah, just go. Some moms just be cash? Okay. I'm like, hey, I'm a cool mom. Where do I, I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to go ahead and offer my volunteer services though because I think they'll like that. I'll be like, I can help out class mom.

Are you losing sleep at night because you're like, I'm about to have two kids and I've never had kids. I think I've been restless for the past two nights, and I think that that has to do with it, kind of just the stuff we have coming up, like this meeting today. That's a crazy mom meeting. Your first ever going to the school mom meeting. Yeah.

Wow. And I don't even know for sure that this is the school where they're going to go, but I hope so. I guess you've got to try a bunch out, huh? Like, they need to be, what, accepted? I hope it's the school, I guess. I don't know. Oh, my goodness.

All right, let us know Monday how it goes. Oh, my goodness. We're talking about Amy's kids. She has two. They'll be moving to that house in the next 60 days we feel. And it's crazy because since we're coming from another country, you know what grade they're in or where they are. So she has, for the first time ever, she's going to a school today to talk to the school.

So she's freaking out a little bit. Judy, you're on in Austin. How are you? Hi. How are you? Really good. Thank you for calling. What would you like to say?

Well, I work at an elementary school. I'm the registrar. That's my job partially is helping figure that out. And we sometimes based on age, we place the child, and sometimes we take the report cards from the previous school and try to match the grade level. The idea is not to put a 10-year-old in a bunch of a class with a bunch of 8-year-olds. We try to place age appropriate.

So with the understanding, if that didn't work, they could be moved later. But we would try to place a 10-year-old probably in a fifth grade classroom. as far as English as a second language, they speak another language. They're usually tested. I mean, they are always tested. I shouldn't say usually they're always tested to determine how well they comprehend the English language, not how well they speak it, but how well they comprehend it. That's interesting.

Yeah. And then we have ESL or ELL, English as a Second Language or English Language Learners classes. And it's actually in the same classroom, but with an aide that works. with those kids to help better their English. Perfect. It'll be interesting to see what happens. I really appreciate the call, Judy. That's interesting to me that it's what you comprehend, not what you can say.

Right. They have to be able to comprehend what's being said to them, so they know. Well, thank you very much. I hope you have a great weekend, and we really appreciate you taking the time to call the show. Yeah, you too, thanks. Bye-bye. I can't wait to hear it goes Monday. It's your first ever time to school.

But if you're new to the show, Amy's adopting two kids. You know, she tried to have kids. I'm probably still trying to have kids. I don't know. I don't ask about that. But it hasn't worked yet. And so... At this point, I'm over it.

I mean, we're not trying, but I mean, if I were to get pregnant now, I'd be like, is this a joke? For real. For real. Maybe, you know, I don't know. For real. If you have kids now, wonderful. If she don't, wonderful, because, you know, then she went the domestic adoption route.

And because you kept moving, oh, it was crazy to me in that story. It's not even if you move. cities. If you move down the block, you've got to basically start over. Yeah, because it's all based on your home study. You have someone come in and do a thorough evaluation of where you live. So Amy's husband, you know, since he was in the Air Force, they were having to move all over the place. And so it was like, start over, start over, start over. And Amy goes on a mission trip with a church group and they were just doing a woman's conference. And from that, she went to an orphanage. The same orphanage. The kids are in now. And this little boy peed

on me. And that's her son. And I was like, well, okay. I guess. I guess you peat on me. You're marking your territory. Yeah. So then we started with him and then we met this older little girl. And the older they get, the less likely they're going to be adopted. And I was like, well, we've always wanted two kids. And my husband's like, I don't really want to change diapers.

I'm like, okay. Let's do older kids. They'll be 10 and 6 whenever they get here in the next 60 days or so. Yeah. Wow. I know. This is my last April without kids. And then May will be my last May without kids.

Like, I keep thinking that way. I'm like, this is the life. All right, April and May is really important to you? No, but, you know, like Mother's Day's in May, and I'm like, they probably won't be here for that, but it'll be my last Mother's Day without kids. You know, next Mother's Day, I'm kids. Bob it, Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. As for new music today, you've got a new Willie Nelson album out called God's Problem Child, and then a heads up for your calendar, Chris Stapleton's album, coming out next Friday from a room volume one, which I know a lot of people are pumped about. Yeah, he'll be in next week. Oh, really? Yeah, talk to him yesterday. He's going to come in next week. I was like, hey, bring a guitar. I just kind of throw that down. And I think he should. He's going to. That's awesome. Yeah, so yeah, it'll be good. I love his voice. Um, Bravo has renewed 18 of their shows, including all of the Real Housewives series and Vanderpubbruels. Also, top chef if you're into that.

I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bones on Bobby Bones show. Over at Bobby Bones.com, Morgan, our producer, has a new TV show review for that show, Girl Boss. You know the girl that nasty girl? It's like based on her life. Oh, okay. So there's that, there's the Miranda interview.

There's Mike's blog on running a marathon this weekend. So there's some things you can check out at Bobbybones.com. If you want to seem younger, wear black clothing. Wear black or colorful? I don't know. I don't know. I always thought we're black. Is that not the rule?

I don't know. No, you ditch the black and you wear color. I wear black. Everybody's like, he must be goth. Brighter shades make you more fun and open, which makes you appear younger. I don't like brighter colors. I know. I'm wearing all black right now.

You are. That's why I thought. Because here's the thing. Amy pulls out her phone because she has to record this girl telling her if she thinks she's 25 years old. Well, she told me, and I was like, people are not going to believe me. So do you mind if I just have you say that one more time? Okay, wait. Why did you say that again?

You look like you're like 25. 25? That's crazy. Okay, look amazing. Say it again. You look like you're 25. I'm shocked. Boom.

That's funny. Yeah. She was like, how in the world? Where were you? I was at the grocery store. And we started talking about, I don't know, lots of things. And then how I was adopted from Haiti. Her boyfriend's from Haiti.

Is this like register? Is she a vitamin section? Is she a listener? Nope. She does not know what we do at all. In fact, she's probably like, why are you recording me? but I asked for permission and then she just said

you just don't look old enough to be adopting two kids and to have been in the process for four years and I was like oh I'm 36 she's like no way you're 25 I was like yeah say it again

I met a listener I was getting on my haircut yesterday and my hairstyle says hey there's someone here that wants to give you something and I was like what does that mean

she was like it's someone else who's getting their haircut and I was like huh that's weird and so she comes up and it was a listener and she was like hey I came to your stand-up comedy show

and I brought this but my husband would let me bring it in and I was like okay and she hands me this like pipe she made out of pipes it's a robot lamp and she goes

she just happened to me getting a haircut there and she goes I kept in my car every sense oh okay I was about to be like whoa she knew you were getting your hair cut no she was like I posted a picture on my Instagram like I reposted her

okay she was getting your haircut for like two hours or something before I got there because it takes you guys a lot longer than us and I walked in and she was like Is that? Because I went on my glasses

when I get my hair cut. And so, yeah, we talk for a bit and then I reposted the picture at Mr. Bobby Bones and it was this robot like pipe lamp that she made. Awesome. Like pipe is in like pipes from your house,

not like a pipe. Right. Yeah. Like a PCP pipe? Not like a bomb or anything. Look at it. I don't leave a picture of it. No, it's like...

Okay. I'll look at it. Yeah, just like... Anyway. Yeah, no, I met it. We talked for a while at the hair place. That's cool. Yeah, I thought it was cool.

United settled with the guy who got jerked. Off the plane? Yeah. The doctor. They won't say how much. And I knew they wouldn't say how much. I want to know how much so bad.

Whenever I was like, okay, this is what's going to happen. They're going to settle. I bet you, thinking probably five to seven million. At first I thought it was 20, but then I started listening to more lawyers talk about it. And they were like, they don't have to give them anything. But it was dragging down their stock. Yeah. Yeah.

By millions and millions. So they just want to get over it. Wow. Crazy though, huh? So crazy. Like, that dude got paid. Would you have been taken through that for $5 million? Absolutely. Totally.

Twice. You can go to me today. When he broke up that day, he had no idea any of that was going to go down. And now he's got like $7 million. Well, lawyers take 50% of that. Okay. 50? Oh, yeah.

Okay. Like that. But that same lawyers represent the baby stroller person in American, too. Yes. Oh, he's banking. Yeah. Wow. He's like that Gloria Allred takes on, like, oh.

Except of the airlines. Yeah. Let's go. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones. First of all, imagine you're going through that Pirates of the Caribbean right at Disney. And, you know, they have someone come out and beat that Johnny Depp character. Jack Sparrow.

Yeah, Johnny Depp is actually dressed as Jack Sparrow. They're going through and it's really Johnny Depp. But nobody really thinks it's him? Yes. It's supposed to not be him. Yeah, I would think it's totally just, this is a fantastic impersonator. Me too. I've heard this story before that Johnny Depp travels with that costume

because at any time he'll go to a children's hospital and put it on. And I don't know that dude's personal life. Like, we're all weird in our own little ways. And I don't know what. That part of it, if I can just isolate that part of Johnny Depp, that's really awesome. And he'll put it on and go to children's hospitals. So cool. And it's so cool, these people, they're just on the little ride.

And they're like, man, that guy looks. these Disney people, they really put a lot of work into finding people who look like their characters. So there's that. The NFL draft was last night. Not that really a lot of you guys care. I watched it. Lunchbox watched it.

But for Amy, big deal. Yeah, I watched it. Shout out Miles, number one draft pick. Miles. Amy went to Texas A&M. And it was the first time that an A&M player's ever been drafted, number one. He was going to be a paleontologist. In fact, he may still be one day, but.

What's his whole name? Miles. Carter, Cameron. Miles Garrett. Garrett. I know it was like a first name. In the 2017 NFL draft, the Cleveland Brown select Miles Garrett.

Defensive end, Texas A&M. Yeah. That's exciting. Congratulations to you and all your A&M Aggies. Yeah, go Aggies, go Browns. Oh, boy. You're a Browns, Browns fan. Hey, I want to bring this up because, you know,

part of our show is to, you know, hopefully have good ratings and advertisers buy commercials and that's how we stay on the air. And so we have endorsements and we endorse products that either we use or someone close to us uses and we're lucky enough that our companies like, hey, listen, if you're not comfortable with it, don't endorse it. So the things you hear us talk about is endorsements we either use or love or somebody close to us loves. No one forces us to endorse anything. And it's how the show stays alive, frankly, is that we have commercials. And so it's a big deal to land an endorsement. And yesterday apparently there was a call, like an endorsement call, like a conference call.

And Lunchbox and Eddie were supposed to be on it. And Eddie never showed up to the call. I missed the phone call. Was it because you were taping for my endorsement? Because I was sleeping. Oh. Like Eddie, let me tell you what I heard. Eddie, that's a huge.

I know. It's a bad one. And I felt terrible. I just completely spaced on it. And I texted Morgan right away. And like, oh, M.G. I'm so sorry. I've completely forgot about it.

Now, I will say this. Eddie misses the call. It's a huge miss. Like, that's money. Are they out? No, because lunchbox apparently came in and saved the day. I heard him, no, Eddie, I think you're out. I'm out of it?

I think it's going to be a lunchbox thing. Oh, my goodness. But lunchbox came in and took over the, had them laughing, was like just dominating this call. Lunchbox, way to keep the money. That's what I do. Look at this guy right here. I mean, I had just got up from my nap. I mean, I took a hard nap because I knew how to call, and I won.

woke up like 10 minutes early and I was like, all right, I'm ready, ready. Warmed up the voice, got on the call. I texted Eddie. I said, hey, man, you ready for this? It was like a duo endorsement. And I thought he was just playing, like, he was just joking because he didn't answer. I was like, all right, dude, I'll see you in there. Well.

Dial into the conference. Yeah, and then we started the call and I was like, is he just on mute? Everyone goes around and says their name and you didn't hear Eddie. No, he didn't go like, it's Eddie. Like off to the side? Yeah, you couldn't help me out. No, because you hear it beep in. Yeah.

And when it beeps in, they go, oh, who's he's. Who's that? Not Eddie. I heard you killed it. It's a nice work. Thank you. Eddie, not so nice work. That's disappointing. I felt really disappointed in myself. Like, really bad. I told my wife like 10 times last night. I'm like, I just feel terrible. I feel so dumb. You have to get on some sort of book or something.

Write a book? No. I don't know. Tell me more. Read a book about organization or time management. Yeah. It's real. It's like time management's really hard. And it's like just... It's not, though. No, it is. When you have kids, it's really hard.

But it's nothing... But a lot of you have kids. No, nobody has a job like this with kids. No, they do. A lot of people do. No, not too many. Nobody. You...

Not to the extent of what I do. Don't be the victim. I'm not being the victim. I'm just saying that it happens and I kick myself in the butt over it like 20 times yesterday. And then this morning I woke up, I said it's over. All I hear excuses. Nobody has this job. No, this morning I said it's over.

Like, I got to move on and learn from that. Does the CEO of our company of kids? Yes, mini. But he's not of this early? Oh, he is. He doesn't sleep. I'll send him an email. Well, that's that type of person.

Yeah, we're just saying, I'm just using him as an example of that. Nobody's working as hard as someone like that. Yeah. And they've got kids. Yeah, I know they have nannies and stuff. But no, I get it. You don't know that? You don't know.

Sure. People with money have nays. It's always an excuse. I get it. It's always an excuse of this guy. I felt bad. Just really, there's no excuse. I felt really bad.

But I'll get it together. That's what I kept telling myself yesterday. Get it together. Well, if you told yourself that Wait, who said I killed it? Don't worry about it. People call me to be like, Lunchbox stepped up and covered for Eddie

because we almost, they were like, I don't know if we're going to do the endorsement because the people that said that were going to be here we're going to be here. So Lunchbox's coming through. Hey, it's coming up for us. I'm happy for you lunchbox. Get it together.

Get it together, Eddie. All right, yeah. Our video producer, Eddie, got two kids. One, nine, one three. He missed a conference call. yesterday for an endorsement. And he's like, you know what? I overslept. I'm over it. You know, next day, got to forget it. You got to move on. You got to move on. And he's like, nobody has this job in kids. And he's like, time is just impossible to manage.

I mean, everybody's calling, Eddie. I'll take a couple of them. Yeah, let's hear him. Hey, Cassie in Indiana. Hello. Thank you for calling. What would you like to say? I just, I thought it was awfully funny because I work for a large restaurant chain and I run 10 restaurant. I have over a thousand employees, and I have three kids under the age of eight. They're eight, six, and four. We're in all kinds of sports. My husband is also a leader, and if we can do it, he can do it. No, that's not, you're not telling the truth because no one can have kids and run a business. Oh, that's baloney. That, no, Eddie just said that. But Eddie's not

even running a business, though. Yeah, no, no, I'm not, I'm just a wicking up really early. Eddie's like editing Instagrams. What? I step up about three every morning, and I actually put the kids on the bus and get the kids to school. My husband doesn't really deal a lot with the kids because he's a construction superintendent, so he deals with his hundreds of employees, and if I can do it, he can do it. I agree. Well, I like the inspiration.

You really have to just make yourself do it. Set your calendar, set alarm clock. I'm actually traveling to Ohio at this moment for another meeting. This is my fourth one this week. With kids, by the way. With kids. With a lot of kids. But when do you practice your putting in the office?

That's true because Eddie has to get a putt in. I have to get that in. I don't have an office. I work from home. Oh, see, I do. He has to online gamble, too. I mean, I do a lot of admin stuff and all that kind of stuff, but I do a lot of traveling. And then on the weekends, both my boys wrestle.

They're eight and four. and then my daughter's soccer and Girl Scout. So we only have one night a week that it's actually family time. That's a lot. Thank you for the call. Eddie? Man, I mean, that's inspiration for sure. I feel like I should retract my statement.

There may be some people out there that have kids and have jobs like this that do it. A man was removed from his delayed Milwaukee-bound Delta Airlines flight after his bathroom run because he had to go real quick. And I remember right talking about this in the news yesterday, but I didn't look at the story that much and I saw it. So he waited two hours for a flight to take off and then he got to have a seat real quick to use the bathroom.

The plane taxied to the runway, the passengers were told it was third in line to take off. The first time we tried to leave his seat he said, hey you can't use the bathroom. 30 minutes passed. He goes, I got to go to the bathroom. So he made a quick run and then they had to take him off. Yeah, he broke protocol. But if you're sitting on a plane that long,

when does common sense... It doesn't appear to me that that has really that happens on airplanes it's like sometimes common sense just like goes out the window because you're in a airplane if a human has to use the bathroom like really and if you've been sitting there longer than normal if everything's on time you know you wait until he gets up but if you have to wait a half hour or two hours or two hours yeah

what would you rather I'm use the bathroom on himself no yeah I'm not really clear of why I'm being asked to be his plane I've purchased his ticket I haven't been at him urgency I had to pee. I had to pee. Poor guys, like, on the internet

and I go out, I had to pee. I had to pee? Yeah. I feel bad for him. And usually I don't feel bad for people that are causing trouble on planes. I don't think that was trouble. I was just him having to peeve, man. I want to play the song for you. The thing is, it's not even out yet. It'll be out next week, but it's just so good. You can YouTube it.

But it's called Five More Minutes from Scotty McCreary. It's like crazy things happening in your life. Awesome and sad, and it's like, man, I just want five more minutes. It's so good. And it's not even available for download, and I know people are going to kill me for doing this. So here, I'm going to play. I don't know that I've ever come on in like this Scotty McCurry song is like the jam.

This one is really good. And it makes you like think about life and stuff. Okay. Okay, okay, yeah. I'm going to play some of this. Five more minutes from Scotty McCreary. I did like that song. You had the upbeat one.

I was like, I'm, no. I like this one now. Eight years old, a couple can't pause, sitting down by the creek. I'll read some tweets. Five more minutes gave me goosebumps. Five more minutes feels like an awesome piece of nostalgia. The new Scottie McCurry song is Fire emoji. Five more minutes.

Yeah, I like it too, just because it makes you like, I like songs that make you feel things. And so. And it's like the good things in life, the things that are. aren't so good. But anyway, that song will be out next week. So I wanted you guys to hear it. Hey, Chelsea and Austin. Good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling the show. What's up?

Okay, so I just heard the five minutes, five more minute song on, and I'm on my way to work. And like, I was like, okay, I have to call. My mom passed away a few weeks ago, and this song could not have hit at a more a more perfect time. Like you said, it's got the happy, but it's sad at the end. And I'm such a loss for words. It was so perfect.

And I wanted to let you know, thank you for playing it. Oh, it's just so awesome. It was so awesome. Wow. Thank you for calling. And that's what's awesome about music. And that's what's awesome about country music, like our format, is like songs have real words.

Songs have real meanings. And even if the meeting is, let's have fun, it's still like real stuff. Yeah. And so it's not out, but it's called Five More Minutes from Scottie McCurry. We have to have them put it on next week now. Thank you, Chelsea. It's like when there are certain songs that when you hear it, you're just like,

can you think of a song that you heard? Because I talked about earlier this week, like the first time I heard, Don't Take the Girl. As a kid, it changed my life. I was like, well, I had no songs make you feel like this. Yeah. Like, what's happening here? Because at that time, I still hadn't really understood the meaning of if tomorrow

never comes, but don't take the girl. It had double meanings. So you ever hear a song that's like, who it just kind of sweeps you up? Lunchbox? Oh yes, it's easy. R. Kelly, I believe I can fly. What? No, stop.

The first time I heard that song, I was like, wow, I can do anything I want to do. That was the song that was like, you can dream big and you can go chase those dreams and you can make it happen. And every time you hear that song, even now, it still makes me think, man, I can do anything. I should know that lab.

You're right. Open door. I spread my wings and fly away. Amy? I mean, the first time I heard John Mayer daughters, like, that one hit me. Yeah? All the feels. I'm telling you, that new John Mayer's song, In the Blood, it does it to me.

The first time I heard that song, that's why I was on the radio as soon as it came out, I was like, guys, this song is so good and it's like so real. And it's called In the Blood. because really, do we not ask that question about ourselves? Like, can I, like, fix myself, or am I just supposed to be this way? I'm not going to play... This song, like, just fits on the radio here. And I'm a huge John Mayer.

I'm a big John Mayer. I'm by the record came out. I was like, whoa, this is... Like, do I have to be like my parents, or can I change? How much of my mother has my mother left in me? How much of my love will be insane to some degree And what about this feeling That I'm never good enough

Will it wash out in the water Or is it always in the blood? The ugliest color of the world has been decided Ugliest color, Amy? Well, I want to say brown, but I mean I like brown leather and stuff So maybe like a... Eddie takes it. I don't like that all, you know, I mean it that way.

You don't mean skin color? Yeah. So, I mean, I guess I like brown, but more of like a icky brown. The ugliest color voted on is brownish green. Ah, Icky brown. Yeah, because it reminds people of poop. Yeah, that green adds a lot. Yeah.

It's visually offensive. Some countries are now requiring all smoking packaging have the brownish green color. That's cool. So visually people are deterred? Maybe subconsciously it does something where it's like this is gross. I mean, I guess if they make it hot pink, I might be more inclined. What? Those are cute.

If they put Hello Kitty on it, I'll probably smoke more. Yeah. Yeah. My yard is super green because it's been raining like crazy and it's growing. And I hired a new lawn person. 35 bucks. And I don't know if that's normal. Is that high?

It's a little high. A month? Or what are you doing? No. What do you mean? Well, he comes every, he comes, he's coming twice a month. So it's $35 every time mows my yard. And it's front and back or just back?

Well, I don't have a big yard. I only have a backyard. I don't even have a front yard. Yeah, it's true, you don't. Any wheat eats all that? Yeah, he does that. I don't want to be, like, I don't know. I just know that I'm not going to mow my yard.

My kid used to do it for $20. This kid that did the neighborhood. Yeah? $20. But that's a kid. You may be hiring like a business, right? Or you just hire some random. I just hire a guy that was mowing other people's yards around.

And I don't care that. about my yard? Like Eddie cares about his yard. Oh my goodness. Like Eddie wants to win awards. I want to win the best yard in my neighborhood award. Like, do they have that? I don't know. I think I've seen a sign. I saw a sign that said like yard of the month or whatever. Oh, you want that?

Dude, I want it this year. I just fertilized my grass. And that was stressful because you have to fertilize it at the right time right before a big rain. And I nailed it. So now we just wait and watch it grow. I'm so excited. You don't understand. Like I want to, my plants are coming up. up, like, my perennials or whatever are starting to come out now.

My trees are blooming. Man, time marches on that. Oh, my gosh, I just realized that. That sounds so dumb, huh? No. Like, do I sound old saying all that? Real old. Everyone lunch, yeah.

How about this? In tax news, 500 people will get duplicate tax refund checks. What? You can only cash one of them. I heard about this. And I know that, and Red mentioned in the news earlier, lunchbox is getting back close to $10,000 as a refund. imagine if you get two of those

that would be incredible would you try to cash both of them? Yeah, if there's two checks how are you supposed to know that it's an error? Maybe they're doing some kind of cool lottery thing like rewarding people for doing their taxes because that's what the government does. They do a lottery and just give people money.

Sometimes. That's why they have the lottery. Man, what lunchbox is going to do with this tax money? Oh man, I got a plan. I got a plan. Dave Ramsey's coming in next week to talk to you about this. Okay. I'll sit down.

talk with him if he wants to talk? Because he thinks you're ridiculous. You should never get that much money back. He doesn't think I'm ridiculous. Okay. So there's that. I texted Amy last night after the Bobbycast and I was like, hey, what's up? You want to hang out? Oh, good. Good for you. We had a whole Bobbycatch yesterday where we talked about Amy gets upset that I don't hang out with her as much. And you can listen to it. Go to IHeart Radio and search Bobbycast or iTunes and search Bobbycast and subscribe. but Amy was upset because we don't hang out anymore

as much after the show and so I text her last I was like hey two hours later she replied hard to get I gotta play Oh Amy So Al Pacino is 77 years old Wow

Al Pacino has a 37 year old girlfriend Her name is Lucilia Sola She's an actress from Argentina They're out They're very handsy Al Pacino's very handsy With this 37 year old girlfriend That's 40 years difference, by the way

It is. I'm just quick math. The difference is larger than her age. Wow. Yes. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

How do we feel about this? Do you feel about it? I mean. Nenna, just talk from your heart. Okay. I'm 36. Okay. And my dad's 75.

I get it. I don't want to date my dad. Oh, wow. Actually, my dad's about to be 76. Okay. So I know my dad. I know what he looks like. Yeah.

I get the age difference. I really feel that. I'm like, I can never date my dad. That's true. That's a whole other thing, but I mean, I'm just... But the age, that is a good representation of the age difference as humans that we know. Yes. Okay, so let me say this, though.

He's 77, obviously super rich, super famous. Yeah. She's 37, super hot, right? If they're just using each other for what each other have and they're both cool with it, isn't that cool? Like, not cool, like, isn't it okay? Like, because she obviously does not, is not attracted to a 77-year-old man's body and like, because she could get a lot of, like, just looking at her,

her pick of attractive men. Yeah. But how do they do it? I don't know. Like, I'm sure, dude, men, some of them can roll for a year. No, no, no. I'm not asking that part. I'm like, how does she, like, she has to love something about him.

Yes, his money, his fame. But if they're, and he has to love her looks, it's just me looking on the surface of this. Okay. Because other than the surface, it's really weird. Yeah. But if they're using each other and it's cool, they're using each other, isn't that cool. Yeah, I mean, I'm happy for them. They look very happy, strolling on the

beach, holding hands, and seeing her in a bikini. Props to Al Pacino. Yeah, I mean, she's definitely of age, so I can't say anything weird about it, but it just, I don't know how they block, like, like the girls that date Hugh Hefner, I don't know if they block it out of their heads or what. No, they know exactly what they want in their heads. They want money. They want

the lifestyle, and that's important to some people, a lot of people. Okay. That's a part of it. Al Pacino, and again, if you're in the creative field, 77 is probably like 58 to a normal person. True. Listen, I still dress like a 12 year old.

I can only do that because I'm in the creative business. Okay. It's kind of cool. Does that give you hope for when you're 77? No, I'd like to have hope for right now. Yeah. Let's focus on now.

Yeah, I don't look at 77. I go, huh, right now, how's that going? And it's going pretty good. I have a great girlfriend. Yeah, life is great. Again, I'm unmarried at 37. Mm-hmm. And you've never been.

Never been married, no kids. I have emotional baggage like crazy, but I don't have baggage of like exes or kids or that kind of. Sure. Most people probably would. Everybody's weekend plans, Amy and then cool happening? I'm going to go watch Mike D run his marathon. Yeah, Amy's going. Lindsay, my girlfriend's coming to the finish line.

Not, are you going to see Mike D? Yeah, yes. Everybody that's in town, Mike D is the newest member of the show, although he's been here a year now. and he was on intern before he even worked for the show and we moved him across the country to come be with us and so Mike D

over the past two and a half years so how much weight have you lost total 120 pounds has lost 120 pounds and he's trained for his first ever marathon

he's running it this weekend and so are you ready like it's a grind dude I mean I'm ready but I'm still nervous for it is a long way yeah 26.2 miles

Mike has the ability to escape in his mind though when he runs I can't do that it's a different kind of person that has that in them to escape for that long. But Mike did a really cool blog at Bobby Bones.com about his weight loss journey. And he did it all natural. Mike, how much did you weigh originally?

280. And how tall? Like 57, 580. So 57, 280. Yeah. You saw a picture of himself. I was like, okay, I want to change this about me. And he just started walking.

And walking, turning a little bit of jogging. And it turned into eating a little differently. And then he's 120 pounds down and about to run a marathon. Hey, don't let us down. So if you don't win this thing, I got to win? Yeah.

No, we just need to be at the finish line or the starting line or both. Like, what's better for you? I mean, finish line would be cool. Yeah, everybody drape him and, like, jewels and stuff when he finishes. Yeah, lunchbox. Man, I want to say good luck,

but I'm a little offended that you guys aren't coming out to support me running so, I mean, that's cool. You're running to? Yeah, I'm running the 5K. Oh, stop. I mean, it's cool. I don't need support. You're running three miles. Hey, three miles is long way for some people. Mike runs that every day. I'm just saying,

like, it's cool. Well, good luck, buddy. Thank you. That'd be cool. Eddie and I are going to play stagecoach music festival, our band The Raging Idiots, so we're going to Indio, California. We're playing way later than we should be. Because the big act, like, for example, and Morris plays like 4.30 on Saturday.

We play at like 6.30. What? I know, in that crazy? That's weird. It's a whole, right, it is weird. Like, we play at the same time, like, Kip Moore plays. People just, I don't know. We're this man called The Raging Idiots, and we're really good, but we're, you know, we're stupid.

Yeah. But we're idiots. Yeah. So we're going out to California as soon as it shows over today. That's me fun. We're flying to Ontario, California. And I convince Eddie that we're flying to Ontario. Canada.

Guys, I freaked out because I don't have a passport. He literally, he thought, I can't go. I can't go. I can't. You got to do this one without me. I can't do it.

So, okay, you, Amy. Back to you. You're going to watch Mike, do the marathon. Yeah. And then I have a yoga date with two girlfriends. Now we're talking. Yeah.

Talk slower. No. No, we've had it on the books for a few days. I'm excited about it. It's one of my favorite classes. What girlfriends are these? Well, one, you know

that works here. Jackie. and then another one named Megan, who you also know. Oh, so you can just say your friends, Jackie and Megan. Yeah. Oh, okay. Weird about it. You might know.

If you might guess a third letter of her name, is that? The rhymes with tree. Well, I don't know. I guess they planned it at some point, and then I got a text. Anybody's invited, by the way, if anybody wants to join. Lunch box? I'm good. Nata. What are you doing?

I'm running a 5K, thanks for the support, and I got a men's league soccer game. You guys doing better in that league? That's that? Yeah, we've only lost one game. Opposed to your volleyball, which you're like Owen. Owen 12. Yeah. Wow.

Oh, everybody's weekends are great. You can follow on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bonn. It's crazy to me that Amy had never seen locked up before. Because if you're just flipping through the channels and you're going through like Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, and it stops on MSNBC, that show is on. It's like inside the prison. Maybe you've never seen it. And so it's on Netflix.

Do you watch any of it? I watched episode one. season one. And what did you think about it? Man, I thought it was pretty intense, especially that they give the prisoners a camera to take with them to like film whatever they want. I'm like, what? How do these guys get this?

And then I found it fascinating that some of the dudes are doing like 140 years. And I'm like, three times. First of all, they're not going to live that long. Second of all, some of them were doing way many more years for like a drug offense than like a murderers. And I was like, whoa. And then they like tattoo each other's

bodies. I don't know. It was just, I found it to be really interesting. Can't wait for episode two. Like, I binge watch that show. Never on Netflix, but if it's just on, it's that show locked up or Hitch. I'll stop every time and watch the rest of it. Yeah, Hitch is definitely going to work.

If Hitch is on, I'm stopping and watching Hitch. If it's on, you're flipping, what makes you stop? Always friends. Friends, anything, friends. And that's how I got stuck on MTV. I haven't watched MTV in a year. but Friends was on, I was like, huh. And so I started to realize, I didn't notice what channel I was on.

And it was like, mothers having, teenagers having babies, season nine. And I'm like, why are these commercials so weird? Yeah. And it was because I was on MTV. I always catch Devil Wears Prada a lot for whatever reason, and I will always stop and watch it. I've seen that so many times. Seinfeld and Remember the Titans. Oh, and that movie is on?

Love that movie. No matter where it is. Yes. Just start it wherever. I don't care what scene. Boom. So good. You know, they had those jeans.

we've been talking about in the last couple days. Nordstrom has these mud-covered jeans. They're fake mud. It's $425. So do you see Reebok what they did? Uh-uh. Muddy shoes? No, not muddy shoes, but they put up this completely, quote, unquote, sweat-drenched sweatshirt.

Gross. And it looks disgusting. And it costs $425. No way. Yeah. Reebok listed its own entry. It's a sweat-soaked shirt. And again, they're being funny.

but they're like, we're putting in the hard work for you and giving you a pre-sweetted tea and sweatshirt for the post-workout look and smell. Smell? That's funny. $425. That's hilarious.

Great. That's a good one. The Grand Ole Opry named Top Tourist Attraction in America, one of them. That's cool. If you come to Nashville, go to the Opry. And if you want to pay a few extra bucks, do the tour.

Because you can go and walk backstage and see all of that stuff. And so Eddie and I've been lucky enough to play it twice. And it's awesome. And the thing is, it just shared, like, we're back down on our dressing games, but the people that are there, like, they get to walk around and just talk to whomever.

So it's really cool. So I saw that the Opry was named Top Tourist Attraction. I wanted to say congratulations to those guys. So that's really cool. The Grand, let's see, the Grand Ole Opry is the Top Tourist attraction for Spring of 2017. And New York City Tours and then D.C. tours,

or second and third. Like, these are whole tours of cities. The Opry beats the whole tours in the whole cities. That's crazy. Yeah. So congratulations to the opery. That's really cool. And it's a cool thing for country music, too.

The Bobby Ball Show. There's a guy in Kentucky. It's not that funny. Except it's just ironic. He was driving up to an auto parts store earlier this week. He needed to fix his break because he just, he was just like, I've put it off for so long. Oh, great.

And as he pulled up, the brakes fell and he crashed to the front of the store. Like, oh, no. That's ironic, for sure. It's like, Ray. On your wedding day It's like Fortunately no one was hurt It's terrible

It's like you need some new breaks And you go to the store And then you crash to the window They could actually use that as That's your Alanis Endorsment It's like Yeah

That stinks We're out We're out We appreciate you Hope you have a wonderful weekend Eddie and I are headed stagecoach music festival. Our band The Raging Idiots

are playing tomorrow. Tomorrow evening, actually. So we're on the way to California. Amy's going to go to a kid's school for the first time. Yeah.

And talk to them. That's crazy. See what that's all about you know, this kid life, school life, mom life, dad life. Wow.

That's a big deal we hear about that Monday. Lunchbox's gonna run a 5K. Yeah. Running the 5K. What up? There you go. What up.

If you ever wonder what we do after a show, We did an entire Bobbycast about it yesterday. You can go here. Go to IHeart Radio and search Bobbycast or go to iTunes and search Bobbycast and subscribe. But it's us in a room talking about what we do after the show's over.

So it's about an hour long or so, and it ends up. Somehow talking about who would date who and why we wouldn't date each other. It ends up just a mess. But it's up there. You're obsessed with that dating thing. Yeah. Let it go.

Just listen to the new Bobbycast. You can hear it for yourself. Dirk's family also came by the house for a bobbycast. And so we'll see you Monday. I hope you have a great weekend. And thank you very much for listening. Come on, Bobby Pong Show. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill.

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