The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Parent Shames Eddie + Is It Okay for Bobby to Cry? + Ask The Show

Episode Date: December 20, 2017

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Well, I just wanted to let you know, and I also wanted to thank you that I started a new job today that I got with your health, even though you didn't know. I listened to the songs that you say to always play, and I went in there and I asked questions and I killed me. You got them. See? You got your heart rate down and you went on on the offensive instead of the defensive, right? Yes, exactly. When I started today, I'm on my way there now. Wow.

And also, this morning I got an email from the college that I'm in telling me congratulations. I got into the Honor Society. So I wanted to thank you for that as well because, you know, I listen to you every day on my heart radio because. down so early so I can't listen to you live but I catch you on Iheart radio and you know just all the talk about you know working hard and I push myself every day and I got I have a full point O right now so I worked really really hard and I just wanted to thank you for everything like you're such a huge inspiration like well I appreciate that but sounds like I did zilch and you did all of it that's awesome. Hey hey hey hey how about this right here what I'm talking about

Thank you so much. I'm so proud of you that you went into that interview. You were controlled. You physically were controlled. If you go into the interview and you put them on their heels, like, hey, let me ask a bunch of questions. Like really, they're like, wait, they must really care and be thinking a lot about this job.

Did you feel it while you were in the interview? Yes. Yeah. And like I knew, I kind of knew right away that they were going to go with me because they were telling me like, okay, so what we're going to do. Like almost you were like telling me, okay, here's our auction plan for you. Nailed it. Nailed that.

That's what I'm talking about. Congratulations. And thank you. Thank you so much. You say it's too early. You're calling during the show right now. I'm so confused. Oh, well, because I'm starting a new job.

Normally I don't, like the job that I had before, it was in, well, it was like 25 minutes. But now you listen live. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of because I'm like in the middle. of nowhere near Nebraska.

And so, like, it's really hard to get reception like you've got in and out. And so I can kind of hear it, and then I kind of can't. And so, yeah, podcast for sure, for the win. Well, thank you. Congratulations. And I'm going to say it and I mean it. I appreciate you. I appreciate you.

All right. Have a good day. First day at work today. Thank you. All right. Bye-bye. That's awesome, man. Yeah.

People doing cool things. It's ICU. So senior corporal Keith Bradshaw and officer Candace Spragans of the Hillsborough Police Department. They were called the local food line, which is a grocery store. They said, hey, we got someone stealing food. So they went up to her, name was Teresa. And she was like, hey, listen, I got three adopted kids. I'm stealing food because I don't have it.

And so they checked the story out, and it was true. They went back and bought all that and then bought more, and they spent $140.40 for their own money on groceries, got people to donate. from the police department bought her more groceries. Wow. So you hate that she was in that situation. I know. When I hear stories like this,

it makes you want to, like, and you hear someone stealing. Like, which makes you think twice and like how little grace like, ugh, like how, what if I was in that desperate situation? All right, police officers, I see you.

I see you. That was I see you. Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. I was reading this article about how women feel when they see a man cry.

Now, I have trouble crying, period. Yeah. Even to myself, I have trouble letting that little wall down. Does your husband cry in front of you? If he has, it has been few and far between. And I actually like it. I like showing emotion and that it's okay. He's similar to you.

Like, he doesn't, I don't think he would want people to even know that I'm saying he's ever cried. I think that, like, I feel. feel like I have to be the strong one. Yeah. And he probably feels the same way. 100%. And he wants to be that. You're so correct in saying that. But I think it's okay to, like, if you're sad about something, you got to get it out. They asked a bunch of women and like 70% of women say when they see a guy cry, it just makes them wanting him big old hug. Like the guy shouldn't freak out. Make it your thing. I don't feel like it makes me seem weak. I just feel like I'm looked at as the leader and the strong one

and I got to keep it together for everybody. Everybody else can break. I'll be here. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the opposite. You are. But that's why we work.

So if we're both up here crying, that would be bad. That would be bad. It's the whole thing. I'm like, I'm weak. Take me. I'm crying. Lunchbox, you and your wife?

She'll cry in front of me, no problem. Yeah, but what about you in front of her? I cried in front of her like when someone dies. That's about it. Yeah? I mean, there's nothing else really to cry about. Wedding. You cried to wedding.

We saw you cry at my wedding. Yeah, you did. Hey. Yep. Everybody, yep. Everybody does there say he cried, I. He cried I. He cried I.

That's the worst I thing I ever heard. Yeah, I did not understand your voting system there because like, like, I take the to beat my wife. Forever. And it was awesome. Can you hit that fake news clip before? Can you hit that fake news? That was real news.

In six. It was awesome. Guys, you guys. You guys are making things up. No, it was awesome. We were all, like, our whole row was like. He's crying right now. Okay, you want to play this game?

What? You want to play this game? Stop. Bobby. I don't know if I'm undue to you. Wait, what? You know what I'm going to do? No, I don't.

Okay. In L.R. did I cry at my wedding? I believe so, yes. There you go. I do. I believe so. But then there you go. I said yes.

I really believe you did. Okay. I am a heart. I swear to you, I believe you did. Yeah, we saw tears. I didn't see tears too far away, but I heard him choke up. What I felt like he cried. In my heart.

I can't lie in NLR. I just wanted to make sure you understood what I was asking. And for new listeners, NLR is like they're basically like it's a secret code on how they know the other person is 100% telling the truth. And nobody else knows what it means except me and my dude over there. That's right. He tried to figure it out like not lying, really? It's so special it makes me want to cry. Yeah, me too.

We have our own MOVA right now. Your Wednesday positivity right now. Tell me something good. Man, let's go to California for this one. The Starbucks barista just doing his job. And all of a sudden a customer passed out. So it jumps over the counter and gives the 20-year-old CPR. The guy got into cardiac arrest, and luckily, Kurt Vaughn, the barris.

Rista knew how to do chest compressions. Captain Bride, until the paramedics arrived, took over, saved his life. Wow. Like, the dude at Starbucks is a lifesaver. Like, you have to tip him, right? And I know a lot of you guys don't tip Starbucks. Yeah. But that's a big old tip right there.

There's an exception. Amy? Well, a six-year-old boy applied for a job at Legoland, because there was an advertisement for them seeking out model builders at Legoland. And he applied saying that he was definitely the man for the job because he has lots of experience. And they were applied. back to him. Obviously, they thought the letter was super cute, and they have offered him like a one-day work experience to come up there and be a legit model maker for the day.

Can you understand how awesome that would be at six years old to go to Lego Land and get to go backstage? Amazing. It's not even like a concert, but it's still like behind the curtain. And that would be awesome. That'd be like me going to the mustard factory. Like, I love mustard that much. I just love that he started off his letter. I am the man for the job.

I love it. Lunchbox. Carl is a plumber in Utah and he wanted to help. kids get into college. He makes about 30,000 a year. He doesn't have HBO, doesn't go to Starbucks. He saves his money so he can give away scholarships. So if a kid has a parent in prison,

they apply for a Willie the Plumber scholarship, and he gives out $1,000 scholarships, and he's done it for the last five years since 17 kids to college. Wow. Look at that. That's good news right there. Tell me something good here on a Wednesday. Bobby Bones Show.

Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Dory up the day. This story comes to from Chicago, Illinois. A. 19-year-old man bust into a business at 6 a.m. Two people work, and he pulls out a gun says,

give me your wallet, give me your phone. They hand over their stuff. He goes to put the gun back in his waistband and boom! Shot himself right in the... What? Yeah. And so does he try to run away?

Oh, no, no, no. He asked him to call 911. Oh, no. Oh, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. How humiliating. The Bobby Bone. Show.

Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bob. Let me ask you a question. This is weird, and I think you'll probably go, oh, once it sets in. Is there anybody that you follow on Instagram, and you feel like you're probably way better friends with than you're, but you're really not?

Like, you just see them, and you watch them, and you're like, you feel like you know them better than you do? Yeah. And you kind of wish you did Like is there anyone like that? Yeah Who for you? Oh me, I'm super close with Karen Fairchild

There you go Yeah, we're, I mean, we talk all the time Like, um From Little Big Tags On comments Or in stories, you know Yeah Like, um

Or likes We have a really good relationship Is there anybody Lunchbox that you watch You don't follow anybody No, but my wife Lunchbox follows zero people on Instagram Yeah

She followed follows Carly from The Bachelor. Yeah. And she thinks they are best friends. She's never met the woman in her life. And she's like, oh my gosh. Carly was doing it. And I'm like, you've never met her.

You've never talked to her. She's like, but we would be best. And she talks to me all about her life. She thinks they are best friends. And she lives here and she lives in Nashville. And she's like, one day, one day, watch. We're going to be friends because I follow her on Instagram and our personalities are the same. Is that amazing?

Because I'll tell you mine in a second. But here, you can call us if you have one where you follow somebody and you like, oh, like, I have this bond with them. They don't even know it. The number is 877-77 Bobby. That's phone number. Eddie, anybody that you follow? Not really.

I mean, if I had to pick one, it'd be like Chris Jansen. Like, I feel like I'm on the road with him every weekend because he hopes a lot on the road. And he doesn't come off the road. That's right. Yeah. Mine is Jaron Johnson from Cadillac 3. Like, his kid, Jude the dude. Like, I know the whole story.

Jude the dude's his kid's name? Yeah. And Jude, he just has a baby. And he's lived like two lives, the rock and roll life and the dad life. Yeah. And so it's like, and I know Jaron, but I don't know him as well as I feel like I do from Instagram. Like I feel like we're best friend. That's the lead singer of the Cadillac 3.

And yeah, I'm like, oh, dude, I took a good picture today. I got to talk back to her sometimes too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Morgan number two, do you have anybody that you, because you're the young demo. What do you got over there? Johnny Kardashian? No. Honestly, I think my number one would probably be like, honestly, Amy.

I followed her before. And I was like, oh, we could totally get along if we hung out before. Like, just following her through social as working. And do you get along? Yeah, we get along. There you go. There is. That's what happened.

Cassidy, who do you follow on Instagram where you feel like you know them better than you really do? Cassidy, I know you there. Hi. Hi, sorry. Yeah, go ahead. I followed Lauren Aitken's on Instagram, and I swear we're your best friends. Oh, Thomas Shrette's wife. Yes, Thomas.

They do a good job. They do a good job at being, like, personal on there. That's good. That's a good one. Thank you for the call. Fucking Phoenix City, Alabama. Who you follow one that you're like, I feel like I'm their friend. Oh, my goodness. All of you guys.

I feel like, you're my best friend. Amy's my best friend. Eddie. It's kind of weird. Like, I know everything about your life. Well, I appreciate that Not lunchbox, though Yeah

Yeah For all the calls All of our Instagrams are up Bobbybones.com You follow the Jaron? The Jaron right now The Jaron. And that song's a jam too, right?

Let's be serious for a second The Bobby Bones show. All right, Lunchbox has this story, but we're going to play. Is it fake news? Congrats to 10-year-old Vanessa Bruxton on making it into the Guinness Book of World Records. She is from Alabama, 10 years old, and she became the youngest woman ever to get her pilots license. She's been flying since the age of 7 with her dad. Okay, so you have a 10-year-old with a pilot's license.

Fake news. I think it's real. Really? You can have a pilot's license. A 10? She can only fly certain planes. Did I leave that out? I don't know.

Now he's getting so specific that I feel like you've been messing with us. I don't care what you're flying. Is she flying a drone? Because that's about all she can fly. So you're going fake news. I just do not see how a 10-year-old could have a pilot's license. I think a 10-year-old can get a black belt and a pilot's license. What?

You're crazy. I'm going to real news. Fake news. What is it? Open up the Guinness Book of World's Records. You will not see Vanessa. It's fake news. You got me.

Yeah. Ask for the show. Ask the show. Oh, Alicia and Clinton, North Carolina. Ask the show. Hi, guys. Hi, good morning. What's going on?

I wanted to know if you ever named your chair. Everyone else had clever names, and I don't think I ever heard yours. No, I felt like the chair that Garth Brooks gave me did not deserve a name. It was just the chair that Garth gave me. It's disrespect, you know? I call it. I don't. It doesn't need a name, you know?

Some things just don't need named. It's just Garth's chair. Yeah. So, no, I don't. But I do. It's a very comfortable chair, and it's actually a change in my life. I just imagine Garth's sitting in it before he gave it to me. Putting his warm rump right into this chair.

You think he sat in it? I hope so. Hey, Alicia, yeah, there's no name. I'm sorry, but everybody else got chairs. See, what's happened is we're broke, right? Our show is, and we have old equipment, and we didn't give us any chairs, and our backs were hurting and so I just asked the artist to send up chairs and Amy got

a chair from Dark Spinley and it's got his face on it and lunchbox got a chair from Carrie Underwood Yeah, Cherry Underwood. Eddie got a chair from Tim McGraw. Chair McGratham. Ray got a chair from Kip Moore and... Yeah, sit more. There it is.

And then I got one from Garth. We're all sitting in them. But thank you for the question. I just doesn't have a name. Sometimes I feel like you don't need to name things. It's just like, ugh. I don't know. And it feels good, huh? It's like the two Morgans we have on our show.

It's too much. I can't decide what to do about that. They're both so awesome. Why, you know? Yeah, that's it. I started calling one Big Morgan and one Little Morgan. I love that. Because one's been here longer.

Sure. But then I've been told that one. It's like Big Cheese. Yeah. You know, like Morgan. The big boss. Yeah. Ask the show.

Ask the show. Taylor and Tampa. Hello. What's going on? Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Follow you pretty actively on like Snapchat and Instagram. So I was calling to see how he was doing with everything. Well, I appreciate that. So he had his fourth chemo yesterday. He only gets five since he's a smallish dog. He can only take five chemos.

And so he had his fourth. And he's doing pretty good. You know, the doctor said, hey, the dog oncologist who knew there was such a thing. Yeah. He said, hey, is he bringing a costume? So trust him. in a dinosaur costume, sent him up. He had his fourth chemo, and he wasn't sick. He slept most of the day yesterday, but he's, for what he has, which is a blood cancer,

and they're not able to fix it, and he's actually doing pretty good. So I appreciate you asking. Of course. Of course. I'm happy to hear that. Thank you. There's also a picture of him in his dinosaur costume on my Instagram and Mr. Bobby Bones. Oh, and it's just the kissing.

I did show my friend's son, because he was a dinosaur for Halloween as well. Well, there we have it, dogs and kids. Everybody loves. Hey, how are you doing this morning, by the way? Good, good. Just driving to work, you know. Yeah, what you got going on? What kind of job?

I work at a stem cell institute. Wow. Tell me about that. We generally, we treat all types of diseases, conditions, arthritis, back pain, autoimmune diseases, diseases, thyroid issues, diabetes, COPD. And it's kind of like all natural because we take your stem cells to help treat. your condition and naturally reverse the side effects and everything. Wow.

Look at you. Holy cow. And you listen to this show? You should find something way smarter to listen to. I hate to tell people, no. No. It's like you should flip over to NPR or something because we're not smart enough for you. No, no.

I listen to you guys every morning. I have like an hour and 15 minute commute. And I love listening to you guys in the morning. So one of us. Thank you very much. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. And thank you for calling in another episode of

Ask the show. Ask the show. Ask the show. We got to fix that broken record play down there. Keep skipping. I kind of like it. Do you have a time we want to ask the show a question? Ask the show.

Ask the show. Grayson in Fort Worth. Hello. What's going on? Good morning. Good morning, bud. What's going on with you? What do you want to ask?

I wanted to ask about raised $50,000 Donald Trump bet. Yeah. Yeah, so long time ago, Ray bet a little money and won a lot of money, except they're not going to pay him unless Donald Trump, whose President Trump now finishes his presidency. Okay. Which doesn't seem fair. That's how we all feel too. Ray, you don't have your money, right? No.

No. And you're not going to get it. In three years? Yeah. How do you feel about that, Grayson? Three years. Yeah, that kind of sucks. It does.

Yeah, it does. Amy had a chance to listen to the podcast that I do from my house called The Bobbycast, and I did one with Chris Stapleton, and I'm surprised you listened. Why? I told you I was going to. You didn't normally listen to them. Yeah, but some of them I do, and I said, I'm going to listen to that one. To the Chris Stapleton? Yeah.

What did you think? I guess you didn't hear me because I did listen, and I thought it was really good. Yeah? I thought it was, it was interesting to hear Chris talk about things like football. Like, I just don't picture him loving football, but he, like, really loves. Loved it, played it. football. He played it. There was a time where, I mean, like, you said he couldn't even watch football because he wanted to play so bad. And I was like, really? That's so interesting.

So there's some stuff like snippets I knew about, you know, him being valedictorian because you had, you know, told us about that and played on the show, which was an interesting clip. But then kind of just how he gets so shy about certain things and then other things he gets excited to talk about. And I liked him. I liked, I liked digging deeper into Chris Stapleton. Yeah. And it is, you know, we sat and talked for hours. And it went by so fast. Did it?

Yeah, I was on a walk and I was like, oh, I just kept walking and walking and walking. I was like, oh, I better turn around. Because normally I'd gauge, like, the length of my podcast by my walk. I was like, okay. But I was already back home and I walked so far. Well, so you can listen to the Bobbycast. The show I do from my house with songwriters, with artists, and I did one recently with Chris Ableton. Yeah.

I'm trying to think if there was another little nugget in there. Okay. He's the guy who's a songwriter. He wrote Riser for Dirt. He wrote, Jake Cohen. He seems to have had a very interesting life. He had cancer at 14, lost part of his leg, was a missionary for 17 years, an addict, in and out of rehab. Like, crazy story.

Oh, I was kind of surprised you and Chris talked about... You and Chris Tableton talked about some stuff in the beginning. What do you mean? About, like, medicinal marijuana and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, that's interesting, okay, podcasts. I've never even tried it, but I was like, yeah, you can hear all that on there. But it was fun to see.

Like, Chris was even sometimes turning the question on you. Like, he would ask you. Like, okay, well, let me ask you this. We're old friends. What do you want from us? Anyway, check out the Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or iTunes. There's a lot of songwriters. Even like Dirk's came in for an hour, St. Carly Ray Jepson.

Karen Fairchild came in. Amy's hero came in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They come over to the house and we do the show. So search Bobbycast on Iheart Radio or iTunes. Man, everybody waits for this. People tell these jokes all day, I've heard. I get a message at 3 p.m.

Just told them. Morning Corny. Thanks for that. So Amy tells this joke until she bombs one and then it goes to one of the guys. But I've been on a pretty good streak lately. Oh, thank you. Here we go. The Morning Corny.

What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? It was egg spelled. These chicken jokes. There's not a roll. There's some good chicken jokes. That was the morning corny.

There you go. Yeah. The Bobby Ball Show. All right. We're going to play. Never going to get it. By the way, I hope everybody's Thanksgiving is awesome tomorrow. I'm going to give everybody on the show a question here.

You're never going to get it. You ready, guys? Right. About 50 million people will be doing this tomorrow morning. What is it? 50 million people will be doing this tomorrow morning. Never going to get it. Tomorrow morning.

Thanksgiving morning. 50 million people will be doing this. Okay. Amy. Working out. Working out. Lunchbox. Going to church.

Do they have Thursday service on Thanksgiving? No, it's not a religious holiday. Yes. Yes. Just because you guys say no, it doesn't mean it's not true. People go to church. But do you go to church on Thursday? My mom will.

Do they have a church on Thursday? Do they have Mass? They have Thanksgiving Mass. They have Thanksgiving Mass. Yeah. Or easer. I think you're getting... This is when the pill rooms came.

Yeah. They had dinner lunch. He's Googling something right now. Thanksgiving Mass. Maybe they do. I'm sure you, that pops up in Google. Yeah, I'm sure they do. All right.

Search Halloween Mass. Definitely not. No, no. I bet you that shows up too. Maybe. I'm Googling my church. Yeah. About Fourth of July.

Go ahead. St. Albert the Great Catholic Church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm checking mass time for Thanksgiving. Go ahead, go ahead. Also, I said working out because, you know, you're going to eat a lot. Yeah, yeah. 9 a.m.

On Thanksgiving. On Thursday. Every Thursday? Check a random Wednesday. Is that every Thursday? Is it tomorrow? Tomorrow morning. Yeah.

Why are you answering with the delay? Thursday Mass. What does that say? Thursday Mass. Thursday Daily Mass. Thank you. Yeah, 9 a.m. These will be there.

But it's not Thanksgiving Mass. Every Thursday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, it has a day. happens. Okay. Eddie? Can I go now?

Yeah. I'm going to guess putting a turkey in the oven. Oh, a turkey in the oven. Fifty million people will be doing this tomorrow morning. The answer is not any of those. We'll take a break. We'll come back. Think about it. You'll never get it. We'll give you an, oh, you do know now? Yeah. All right, back in a second. It's the Bobby Bones Show. All right, a minute ago, we did this. About 50 million people will be doing this tomorrow morning. you guys got it right. Never gonna get it. Amy? Sleeping in. Sleeping in. Lunchbox. Well, I know it's not church. So I put traveling.

Eddie. Watching football. Oh, you're so close. That's not right. Really? Don't take another round at it. Eddie's the closest so far. He's so close. Oh, I got it. I got it. Never gonna get it. Playing like a flag football game with their family.

A flag football. Lunchbox. Go ahead. He said watching football, so it's watching a movie. Oh, I know. A movie. Eddie. Watching TV.

You're closer. You did not get it. Amy. They are going to be watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. There you go. Amy is somewhere. You want to hear a fun fact? Oh, boy.

My wife was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. How about that? When? When she was a kid? I don't know. some... I always love fun fact follow-ups is I don't know.

She was like an or dork or like... A dork? Well, she played an instrument. Guys, why are we going down this wormhole? You're right. Maybe she's in it for her choir, but she doesn't know. She was in the band, dude. No, no, she wasn't in band.

She went in band. She did orchestra. So I don't know if she went for her orchestra. Oh, that's an orick dork? Yeah, I didn't know what that meant. So I know that she either went for her church choir or for her orchestra in her middle school, but I don't know which one she did.

but I know she was there. That fact, you're not that fun. No, it is because you just said 50 million people. If you had the whole story about her being in it, we'd have been like... I just told you the story that she was marching into the parade. You're yelling again. There's nobody's in a yell. I mean, I...

Amy, congratulations. Thank you. There you go. Do you know anybody that was in the Mason's Thanksgiving Day for a cruise? Yeah. Snoopy. Who? I had a good story and you just... Santa's always in that.

You didn't know it. Hey, guys. My loss in a parade. Oh, yeah, tell us more. I don't know anymore. No, I told you exactly what happened. You didn't say exactly what happened. I doubt she marched with a cello, so I bet she has choir.

I don't know what a cello is. Oh, boy. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. The hashtag that runs all day today is hashtag Wednesday Wisdom. Wednesday Wisdom. I thought we'd take along this moment to pass along some to our listeners, some Wednesday wisdom.

I'll go first. When in a group picture always put your arm around someone so they can't cut you out. What? Wednesday. wisdom. Oh, wow, that's deep. Because what are they going to do? That alarm is laying there?

No. Put your arm around somebody. Group picture. Don't want to get cut out. Sling it around. Wednesday wisdom. Lunchbox. When you're tying your shoes, make sure you always use a double knot because you don't

waste time later in the day going back to retie them. Wow. I tell my nine-year-old that one. I mean, that's so true because if you single-knotted, it is it. It's coming undone and you're at to waste time later. Reddoing it. Wednesday, Wednesday. All right, Amy.

If you're in a hurry in the morning, you can put your oatmeal in the fridge with some milk on top and it'll cook in the fridge. It's called overnight oats. What? What? Excuse me? Overnight Oats.

A lot of times people have to cook it in the morning with hot water. You don't need to. You just add the water or the milk, put in the fridge overnight, and the oats will cook on their own. What don't I understand about this? I don't get any of it. I'm confused. Stumb.

Thank you. Okay. You said if you're running late in the morning, put your oats in the fridge the night before. Yeah, so you don't have to cook your breakfast in the morning. They'll be cooked and ready to go. The liquid will cook the oats overnight. In the fridge?

Yeah, they're called overnight oats. Okay. Interesting. I guess because y'all are all men, I don't understand. Got us. Told them against that time. Wednesday wisdom. Eddie?

Oh, mine is, guys, if you're going to clean the house, don't waste your time with cleaning products. vinegar cleans everything. You may smell like pickles, but it cleans everything. You may smell like pickles, but here's the question. What's wrong with pickles? Nothing. And it's good because it's not toxic.

Google now lets you mute ads because you can mute it if they know too much. Yeah, there's a no too much option now where it's like, you know how sometimes you get online and you're like, wait, how do they know I was just thinking about that? I didn't say it out loud. I didn't search it. Like stop stalking me.

I was just thinking about it. Now Google lets you mute ads because the ad knew too much. Wow. That's creepy. I should do this here. Here you go. Wednesday Wisdom. Get off Google.

Yes, that's the smartest one. They know too much. Get off the computer, man. No, I have one. Google overnight oats, boys. Okay. Wednesday wisdom. Y'all just near learn how to cook.

The women have to do everything You're on here. Oh, boy, here we go. I'm not even arguing how you said if you're late in the morning, do it the night before. That was the whole thing. Wednesday wisdom, it's a tip.

Like, don't worry about running late in the morning. Mornings. Put your oats in the bridge. The night before. No, I'm not chasing this. I'm done. I'm done. You can't quit.

No, I'm fired. Well, okay, I'm fired? Fine. You just quit. No. No, I have a contract. You're fired. You're fired.

Oh, no. You're hired again. Oh, man. All right. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. So lunchbox has been married for how long now? A little over two years.

About two years and five months. Look at you. Yeah. How's it been going, you think? I mean, I think it's been going great. We've been crushing it in life. Yeah? Yeah, married life.

So if you were giving a report card. I would say a solid, solid B-minus. Wow. What is she saying? A B-minus? That's not crushing it. That's barely making the only. honor roll. I didn't make honor roll

that much, so I don't really know, but B minus is pretty good. Whenever I got a B minus on my report card, I thought I was doing pretty well. It's all relative. Why not an A? Like, what's missing? I mean, there's just certain things. I mean, we don't nail everything. I mean, there's sometimes we mess up and we're not perfect and we're getting better and we don't do things together all the time. You're just saying

words right now. Yeah, he's right. Like, I'm just saying, like, it's not an A plus. Like, I mean, we get along great. What would you? What does she need change, she gets it to an A. Oh, she needs to be nicer to me. Yeah. Yeah, more understanding maybe. So, why don't, there are things that happen.

Like, for example, Lunchbox's wife was on TV? Oh, was she? Yeah, because of her job and she's out talking about her new job. She's literally on the news, right? And he says nothing about it to us. Why? What do you mean? Why would you talk about it with us?

Like, that's a big thing. She's out, like, fronting a company and, like, talking about it on the news. Like proud husband. Yes. And he says, I hadn't been told to me, I wouldn't know. No way. I don't understand what I was supposed to say. Like, come in, hey guys, my wife was on the news last night. Bring in the audio.

I'm sure you recorded it. I did record it. She was on the news multiple times. She's on the radio all the time. I mean, you want me to bring clips of her on the radio? Are you proud of her? That's great. Oh, she's still on your thunder.

That's what it is. You nailed it. He's jealous. He's jealous. Here's the thing. You're not on the news? You're not on the news. No, here's the thing.

She gets real nervous and she doesn't feel comfortable and so she's kind of like she's probably better than you. Wow. Sounds like she gets told her, but she's doing your job. Doing it all the time. What if we let her fill in for Amy

if Amy goes to Haiti? That's a great idea. Yeah, let's do it. There is no way my wife would fill in on the radio. Why not? No chance. I guarantee you she wouldn't.

I'll ask her. Oh yeah, you'll ask her, but you'll go before I hit a record, you better say no. Or else. No. She would get too nervous. A lot of pressure

to be in here with a superstar. You need to bring some recording of her on TV. Okay. Bobby Bones is on. All right, so Amy was booking a reservation because she's taking her husband out. They're having a special night.

Yeah, well, us and some friends. So kind of a nicer restaurant, special occasion, friends flying into town, whatnot. So I thought, hey, we're going to kind of go to one of the restaurants with like, you know, $3 signs next to it. Oh, dang.

Like, you know, when you go to Yelp, it's like $1, $1, $2 signs, $3 signs. Well, this one had $3 signs. I'm like, okay. you know, then also I notice when I'm booking the reservation online, it says that no cell phones are allowed in the dining room. Well, that's cool. Awesome.

They don't even have one of those cute little box. It's not about being trendy and having one of those little boxes that you put your cell phone into. It's just like, I think they've been this way for a while. It's just their thing. Like, it's a nice restaurant and they don't want you to have your cell phone out. Terrible. Yeah. I'm like, wait.

I don't know you disagree with it. I would not be going. I just want to. Yeah. And then if it is such cool food. Like don't they want people Instagramming it? They obviously don't. They don't need it.

It's so good. It's so good. Can you not take a group picture together at your table? Good question. They didn't say no cameras. So I guess you say... You might have to get the disposal of that. So do you leave your cell phones in the car?

Interesting. Yeah. What do you think we should do? Test it. See what they do when you have your phone? Yeah. Walk in and be like, here we are. Like you're shooting an instant story.

We're here. See what they do. Yeah, I don't know. I've just never seen that advertise as like a thing. I don't like the phones are bad on all the, like phones aren't bad. Phones are great. I mean, I think this, I'm not joking. This is the kind of place where I think this role was implemented even with like Zach Morris phones.

Like the big ones or like the flip phones. I don't think it has anything to do with like technology and smartphones and people having face-to-face conversations. It's just an old school rule. I guess. If I can't tweet, I can't eat That's not real. The Bobby Bones Bobbitton.

Bobby Bones. Brothers and sisters. Hope. Everybody's Thanksgiving is awesome tomorrow. I and Tommy's a kid 9, 10, 11 years old. He stole his mom's engagement ring and then proposed to a girl at school.

That's awesome. Wait, no, it's not. Billy has been proposed to at school. Who proposed to you, Millie? Tommy. So Tommy is proposed to Millie and she keeps telling her she's got a ring in a bag so like anyone

we was expecting the Harry Bow ring Millie, can you just go and get the ring that Tommy proposed to you with today please Tommy has stolen his mother's engagement ring three enormous diamonds and proposed to Millie

He's seven by the way What a baller. What a baller. He made it happen. Listen. No matter how you do it, as long as you do it. I don't know. That's always okay.

That's so funny. How about this? There's a wedding. And an ex-lover comes running into the wedding to stop the wedding. Oh, no. Wearing the same dress as the bride. Oh. That one hurts.

No, that one's not awesome. No, you'd like to be in the crowd for that one. I mean, that ruins a wedding. You hear people saying like, no, no, like don't do that. Like, oh. Jerry. Jerry for sure. Which story is more entertaining to you?

Tommy. Tommy, for sure. Tommy, oh, the wedding. The wedding. Yeah. Absolutely. I mean, just the drama and the fisticuffs and everything. The fisticuffs.

Okay, here he is. Here he goes again. No one calls it fisticuffs. Yes, they do. What does that even mean? Maybe in the 18th century. Shakespeare wrote, and they went into a fisticuffs. What does it mean?

It means a fistice. It means a fist fight. Yeah, a fist fight. But no one says that. A fistic. We can't go down the lunchbox wormhole. We can't get here. If you watch a football game and they start throwing haymakers, they're like, oh, they're

into some fisticuffs. They start throwing what? Haymakers. It's a top punch. Usually said in the 60s. At least we're getting closer to today. Yes. Yeah.

Bruno San Martino with the haymaker. Rocky Masiano. And a fista cups. No, that was like Shakespeare. Yeah. We should talk about this because. Eddie lets his kids drink soda. Yeah, and it's kind of like a reward system.

Amy's already shaming you. No, because he shamed me for letting my kids jump on the bed. And now I'm like, well, great boy. That's all. Let's calm down for a second. Eddie has two kids. Okay, nine, four. Which kids like soda?

The old one, the nine-year-old. He likes his sodas. He's liked them for a few years now, and we've always told him no soda. But now he enjoys going to the grocery store and picking out like a two. two liter of soda once a month, and that's his reward. If he's behaved, if he's had good grades, no complaints from his teachers, let's go to the grocery store. Pick out a soda pop.

So producer Eddie, and his nine-year-old will go to the grocery store and pick out a two liter soda. Yeah. We've been doing this for like three months now, so he's picked Mountain Dew, he's picked regular Coke. And this month, he did Dr. Pepper, Cherry, Dr. Pepper. Amy, your thoughts. I think that sounds great.

I know plenty of parents that, that's not what I would use as a reward with my Kids for not. Here we go. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. Go ahead. No, I mean, I just would jump on the bed with them. Eddie. How do you feel about soda with kids?

I don't. I know I drank, oh, I was allowed to drink soda's kid and I was hooked on Diet Coke big time. And I know how difficult was me for me to break the habit. And I don't want to put that on my kids. So hopefully I can offer them some other options so they don't have to quit it later in life. Because everyone says you should quit soda, right? Eddie, do you drink soda? No, I don't anymore.

Okay. It makes you, if you're drinking a bunch of, let me at. Hey, Mike D, were you drinking soda? No. Okay, never mind. All right, so, because Mike D. Laws 120 pounds. But he started by quitting soda. Oh, that's what I said.

Oh, yeah. You were drinking soda. Yeah. And you were drinking how much soda? Like, at least a couple every day. So the first thing you do is cut soda, right? Yeah. And how much weight did you drop just from soda?

30 pounds. Just from soda, he dropped 30 pounds. Wow. Right. So you think by me letting him have like a two liter a month, Like, is that a gateway to having two a day? Let me tell you how I feel. Yes.

Just in general. Yeah. If you can do something in moderation, fantastic. I don't think there's anything wrong with giving him a two liter a month. I don't, and I don't drink soda. Right. I don't think it's good for you. But there's a lot of things that aren't good for you.

Anything in moderation is okay. Okay. So we just have to watch him while he's growing up. It's just, if it's once a month, go for it. I used to drink a three liter a day, by the way. No, Mountain Dude. Big time. I would go work out and drink.

three liter. Me too. I didn't drink water ever growing up. All I drank was a soda with my meal. I was so dumb. I used to think Sunny Delight was orange juice. That's good stuff. Yeah. I used to take Sunny Delight and take it because it's expensive. And so I take my orange juice, Sunny Delight. And I had an old bottle and I would pour it into half and I'd have two then half bottles of Sunny Delight. Then I'd fill them both up with water and shake them. Then I had two bottles of Sunny Delight. Genius. Man, I was like, this is a shark tank back then. Eddie, I think there's nothing wrong with moderation. Make sure it isn't more than that.

All right. I appreciate it. You're welcome. Hey, you know why I'm so good at parenting advice? Because you don't have kids. Yeah. Yeah. You and Courtney Kardashian are a lot of light.

Yeah. She's a little wacko with her food stuff and things around the house. I know. I know this about her. She doesn't have a microwave. She swears against them. She's like you. She's like you.

No microwave. Yep. But they've proven that microwaves don't do anything bad. Is they? And I don't believe them. I know it's like Dr. Oz and Harvard and people that we like, I also do like to credit for things, but not this. And you don't think you'll get any sort of heating device when your kids move in?

No. No. I mean, I have an oven and I have a stove top. Doesn't try them to get so annoyed every time you have to warm something up. They have to put it in the oven. Yeah, he has to put it, like for his coffee, he has to put it, pour it from the cup into a pot, turn the stove on, heat it up. and then pour it back into a cup.

It's really, he's used to it, honestly, because we haven't out of microwave for a while, but it's when we have guests. They're just used to, like, my sister. She's like, what? And then she's got her four kids. And she was like, she sells me the same thing. All this is going to change when the kids come.

And I'm like, no, it's not. Which just makes me make it not want to change. When people tell me that, I'm like, okay, fine. I'll show you. Are you sure your husband doesn't have a microwave, like back in another part of the house that you don't know about, like a secret closet? That would be hilarious if he did.

That would be funny. I don't know. I haven't found it. He'd be in trouble, though. Isn't there some sort of thing that you don't feel like radioactive that you could use? I just feel like when these kids come, you're going to spend all your time putting stuff in the oven. They'd be like, feed me. Do you ever use a toaster for like toast?

Yeah, but I don't think that. No. So you plug it into the heat. That's like me using my curling. It's different. It's different. I don't know about that. Y'all, y'all are trying to tell me a microwave is the same as a toaster.

I'm trying to say you don't really know about any of them. I'm trying to say, I don't know. Do you use a cell phone to get up to your head? Yeah, and I should not. Okay, but you do. No, you're not. Stop it. Come on, Bobby Bones Show.

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