The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Recaps Her Haiti Trip To See The Kids + Our Life Mottos + Arkansas Keith Calls In

Episode Date: October 16, 2017

Amy Recaps Her Haiti Trip To See The Kids + Our Life Mottos + Arkansas Keith Calls In  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Good morning. Amy's back from Haiti. Weekends happened. Kristen's on in Tampa. Hey, Kristen. Hi, Bobby. Hey, thank you for calling the show. You have a question for the show.

I do. It's actually for Eddie. You were talking about your high school football team back in Arkansas, and it got me wondering about an update. Eddie, did you ever pay back that high school team you went and took your kids to the game? Okay, so that's a great question because we never followed up. Yeah, good question. Eddie took his kids to a game weeks ago, and it was a kid.

cash only. He didn't have any cash. So they said, go on through, pay us next time. Eddie was like, well, I'm not going in next time. So he wasn't going to go pay at all. What happened? Yeah, a couple weeks ago, we planned on going, and then the kids kind of changed their mind, and they're like, we don't want to go. We want to watch a movie instead and get pizza. So we didn't go. And last weekend, I was out of town, so we weren't here for Friday. But I'm going to go. We just haven't done it yet. So you still haven't. You still have not done it. Go ahead, Kristen. You made a promise. Yes, and I told my kids about it, and we're all on the same page. We're going to go back together and pay for it. I'll even prove it by recording audio.

Okay, boy, but like you should do it in a timely manner. That's also a lesson. Yeah, yeah, I know, but we got to be here and it's got to be the right time. Okay, well, Kristen, you hear a lot of excuses there, but he says he's going to do it. Oh, yeah, and I'm holding you to it. You better keep us updated. I'll do it. I'll do it for you and for everyone else listening out there. In two weeks, if you haven't heard, call back. I will. All right, Kristen, thank you. I appreciate you. Thank you guys. Appreciate you. All right, let's go. How about this? Let's start the show now. Let's go.

Bobby bones. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. So we talked a bit ago about this seven-year-old, Haley Dawson. She had a dream of throwing the first pitch at every Major League Baseball ballpark. And because she had one of those 3D printers that made her an arm. And so she wanted to use it throughout the first pitch. There's an update.

She'll be making the first ceremonial pitch during Game 4 of the World Series this year. Wow. That's legit. Wow. She got a call from the Major League Baseball Vice President who invited her out to do that. Isn't that cool? That's awesome. Yeah.

So to Major League Baseball, and to her, that's, I see you. I see you. That was I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Louisiana. At least seven people were injured when an oil rig exploded in Lake Pontchartrain.

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News, stories. The Bobby Bones Show. All right. Time for your positivity right now around the room. Everybody's got a good news story to share with you. Let's go. Tell me something. Amy.

Omaha police officers retired one of their horses. Blaze, he's 18 years old, and they threw him a retirement party with carrots and apples, topped with whipped cream on top. He said he's the strongest horse that they had on the force, that other horses looked up to him. And if he was in the lead, listen, no joke. It says right here, other horses would know if he was there with them in the crowd, they were going to be okay. Dang. And they're ready for him to be.

free out on this farm to walk on grass, heal up, you know, from working life on the pavement and enjoy himself. I'm kind of into that party. Like, I would like to have a party with carrots and apples and whipped cream. I guess that sounds very good. Lifebox. There was this cop in Illinois. He was driving around doing his little patrol and he sees this old granny on one of those

motorized scooters and she's stuck at the bottom of the hill. The battery had died on her scooter so the cop got out and pushed her to the top of the hill so she could get home okay. That's pretty awesome. It is. How about this one? There's this couple. And they owned this, like, bed and breakfast in Tulsa,

and they were doing a shoot for this magazine. It was like, hey, come stay at our place. It was all pretty, and the flowers up in it. And they were like, well, we shouldn't throw all this stuff out. So we're like, hey, listen, they post on Facebook. Anybody wants to have a wedding here. You can use all this setting. It's all ready to go.

But you've got to do it before we take it down. And so a couple's like, we'll do it. So I went out of free wedding at this place. That's awesome. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah, because all this stuff was already there because one of the things they were doing where they were throwing a bunch of weddings.

So they made it look like a wedding. And they were like, well, it's set if anybody wants it. This couple got a free wedding venue and all the setting out of it. I got a free tent at my wedding is sort of like that. The wedding before us the night before, and the tents are so expensive. I'm not joking. I wasn't even going to put one up because they were so expensive. But the people from the night before, they decided to keep theirs up, and they said we could use it for free,

and the rental company would come the next day and take it down. And I was like, okay. It's so nice. Do you send them a thank you guys? They didn't have to do that. I never even knew who they were. Wow, a mystery tinter. I know. I probably heard about those. Wow.

There it is. Bobby Bowles. Lunchbox wanted to see Chris Stapleton over the weekend. It was good. Oh, my goodness. It was awesome, dude. Did you go night one or night two? Night one. He played for two nights here.

Pretty fantastic, huh? Oh, fantastic. Nothing fancy, no fireworks, anything like that, just some lights. And the cool thing is, my wife pointed this out. She goes, they never put the spotlight on him. Like, he doesn't want all the attention on him, so it just is not. lights and there's no just concentrate on me. It was awesome. Yeah, it's only four people. It's three instruments and Chris plays lead guitar. I mean, it's as awesome and as simple as it could be. So you give it an A? Have you never seen him live before? Never seen him live before.

Well, I mean, at I heart, but it was a, you know, a smaller version. You only see four or five songs. This was a awesome. And if he ever comes to a town near you, you have to buy a ticket. I think our audience already feels that way. No, no. Like, if it's pay the electric bill or see Chris Stapleton, wait, what? Chris Stapleton. Who's Seekrest Stapleton?

You know what? I don't get it. What? I said, see Chris Stapleton. He's saying choose Chris Stapleton over your electric bill. Yes, your electric bill can wait. Chris Stapleton may not come back to your town. Woo!

He still pop from it. Our candles. Don't want to preach a man to come around. I guess he announced his new album too that night, huh? Yeah. December 1st. He's now the biggest Chris Ableton fan ever. That's his dude.

He didn't even know Chris's first name on Friday. Now he comes back. He's the biggest fan ever. Hey, From a Room, Volume 2. December 1st, mark your calendar. A room. Not from a room. That's an animal studio.

Sorry. It is a thing, though. I understand. I say it wrong, but whatever, December 1st is the important thing you need to get out of that. You joined a fan club at a league? Oh, yeah. I signed up. I'm the president now.

He's been a thing. in our studio probably 10 times and you never cared. I know, he's just kind of another guy when he came in. Now that awesome. Awesome. All right. I'm glad to hear you had a good time. He's still. He's pumped. He's sweating. He's sweating. He had such a good time. Bobby Bowles.

Amy went to Haiti to see your kids and I was watching your Insta stories and I saw you on the back of some motorcycles, like driving through the woods. Mountain. Whatever it was. It did not look safe. No. I mean, it was safe. because to these guys that were doing it, it's basically like walking to them.

Like they, no problem. But I've never done anything like that my life and I was so scared. Oh, it didn't look safe. Oh, okay. I mean, they were on dirt bikes in the mountains. Oh. Just flying around.

Oh, I had to tell my guy to slow down multiple times and he, I hope, understood me. What were you guys doing? You're going to see the school in a village. And you had the kids with you. In the middle of nowhere. Yeah, the kids were with me and they were pumped.

They were excited. I mean, that's how every kid, like, that's just Haiti. That's how they roll and no helmets and all that. And I did have the kids with me. And I felt bad as a parent afterwards when people were attacking me online. But my husband and I, we made the decision and the kids were safe in our minds and we were fine. So in your mind, if the rules say no helmets there, that's normal. Well, I felt safe with the people we were with.

Like they do that all the time. It's not like they were getting on this terrain, no problem. like terrain for the first time. They handled it, no problem. I felt safe in their hands. Interesting. It did not look safe. Okay, yeah, I know.

I thought I was going to die. Uncle Bobby didn't like that. You didn't? No, I was just like, are you crazy? I don't know. I'm not much of an adventure secret of myself. Well, to be fair, I didn't know that's what we were getting into. I thought we were hiking by foot.

Which is safer, I would say. Oh, yeah. Aaron Rogers broke his collarbone against the Vikings. He's a quarterback for the Packers, and he's out for the rest of the year. Oh, man. Big story, big sports story. If you sing in the shower, it keeps you healthy. Singing fights off colds in the flu.

Researchers say that singing in the shower revs positivity, which improves your body's ability to fuel your saliva with illness fighting proteins. Oh, right. I sound great in the shower. Like, I would like to record a record in the shower. Yeah, you should. And I think we put my phone in there once and recorded me singing, and it was pretty good. I remember, like, getting calls from record company.

being like, hey, do you want to sign a deal? Who's more likely to pick up and eat food that's fallen to the ground? A man or a woman? Man. Surprisingly, more women confess to eating food on the ground. Oh. And... You'd think it totally be men.

Well, men are just more gross than you guys are doing gender roles, and I don't... We should stop doing that. That's true, too. That's true, too. Just because you think all men are disgusting. Doesn't mean they eat food. It's disgusting. Bobby Boneshan. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

30 Second Skinny. Casey Musgraves and Rustin Kelly got married on Saturday in Tennessee. She posted a picture yesterday with her wedding bouquet and wrote The Sweet Morning After the Most unbelievably magical night. If you're a Chris Stapleton fan, you'll be excited to know that from A Room, Volume 2, will be out December 1st. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny.

Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Decatur, Georgia. You know, one of those ATM couriers, those big metal trucks that deliver all the money, they show up to a bank, 645 in the morning, they're like, oh, we're going to drop off some money, and they leave the vehicle running, go inside, come out, $1.8 million, gone. The money truck just left the door unlocked?

No way. They left it running with the keys in it, but they lock the doors. That sounds like an inside job. Wait, wait, wait, so they locked the money doors, but they left the driving doors unlocked. And someone took off with the truck. Oh, wow. $1.8 million. That's so funny, they locked the money doors, but they left the driver's side door unlocked.

Wow. Oh, man. So did they ever get the money back? No. Will someone be able to get in there, like, with a torch? Sure. Oh, yeah. Like from the inside.

It's like from the truck. It's hard to get her from the outside, but you just pull the seat down. Oh, no, no. Later, they found the back seat down and take the money. Yeah, they found the truck later with no money in it. Oh, that's crazy. Inside job. Yeah, don't you all think?

Inside job. Yeah, there's no way. Inside job. It's like, dude, I'm going to be at the corner, fifth and money. And I'll leave the lock up. I'm going to get out. He's like, I'm meeting in Canada. Oh, I'm lunchbox.

That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. I always love a good happy relationship story. This girl was dating this guy, big hot shot Wall Street banker. He was out of town.

They broke up. She drove his car into a pool and left it, like into a swimming pool. Yeah, it's a $100,000 car. Oh! He didn't even know until he got back and... The car was in the pool. They had to spend four hours getting the vehicle out of the water. Now, I'm thinking about this, right?

And obviously, she's really pretty because this guy's big hot shot Wall Street guy's got a lot of money, right? Right. I'm thinking about this. If I'm the next guy, because you Google everybody you date. Oh, that's true. If I'm the next guy and I Google this girl, Christina Kuchma, and I find out she's driven someone's car into a pool, I'm probably still going to date her, but I'm just going to watch a little closer. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I just got to keep my eye on her just a little closer. You know what I mean? Because she's so hot. Yeah, I just depends. I was going to keep an extra eye on her, you know? Oh, geez. So Amy went to Haiti as soon as the show was over on Friday, so you flew over to see your kids. Yeah.

You're back, which I was always nervous. I'm always nervous about that. Yeah, I need it back. Just in time. Just in time? Did you just roll in? Late last night. Yeah?

Yeah. So, how to go? It was amazing. Yeah. I mean, it was so good to see them. I hadn't seen them since May, which is a really long time for me. And they've already grown so much since then. That part's hard because I'm like, stop growing, stop growing, stop growing, stop

growing. But, I mean, all in all, it was an amazing weekend, and it's weird. Like, I'm a mom. Like, I'm not a mom. I mean, I'm a mom, but when I'm here, I'm definitely not a mom because they're not here. And when I'm there, suddenly I morph into this parent that has to, like, you know, manage children.

And it's hard because I'm trying to figure it out. Just wait. Do you have to do it all the time, right, Eddie? Oh, I know. But that's kind of like me on the road. Like, on the road, I'm not a dad. I'm all like a road life in the van. Then I get home, I'm like, dang, I'm dad again.

So I feel you, Amy. I know. So I'm trying to learn and I'm trying to like, you know, communicate. There's still the language barrier. But they definitely understand what I'm saying so much more. Like I can tell my daughter, she won't really respond to me, but I can tell her to go help my son with something who's younger. And she like knows exactly what I said.

And she goes and does it. So it's cool to see that. They're totally going to stand back you and act like they don't know what you're saying when they don't want to do stuff. I feel like sometimes they're already talking behind my back. And I'm like, what are you saying? I'm like, English. English. And then she looks at me. I feel like they're talking bad about me all the time.

And then when I, yesterday, obviously, it was time to leave. And I could tell my daughter was starting to act up a little bit at breakfast. And I think it was her way of being like she knew it was time. And I was going to be dropping her off at the orphanage. And what do you tell them? Well, we had already prepped them the week before, big time. And so when we woke up on Saturday, she already knew. She already started, you know, organizing her stuff that she was taking to the orphanage. And so she knew. And I tell him, you know, today's the day. Like, and I went and took her aside and I said, I need you to take care of your little brother. Like, I'm going to be leaving, but we'll come back for you soon. And she understood and she took care of him. We kind of, we had a plan when we went to the orphanage to have them distracted because normally that's the hardest part. And luckily, our plan worked.

And then I didn't lose it or break down until we got to the airport. That's good. You didn't break down in front of them. Yeah. No, I don't want to do that. I got to keep it positive. So you left yesterday afternoon? Yeah, like at 3.30 p.m.

And then you've. Fly to Miami, then Miami back. Yeah, this one was through Atlanta, but whatever. Atlanta and then here is definitely a day. I mean, I'm just so thankful that I decided to do it. I was questioning, should we do it, should we do it? And now that I'm back, I'm so glad we did. Well, next step, get them here, right?

Yes. Geez, let's get him here. I know. Quick. Like, hurry, before Christmas. I want to have Christmas with them. October 16. That's pushing.

You know, but I have hope. You said by May they would be here. Listen, then I said by September they'd be here. I'm glad you're back. Thanks. A guy was so sick of his wife nagging him that he just disappeared 10 years ago. Spent 10 years living in the woods.

The woods. Man, that doesn't sound good. That's hardcore. He recently resurfaced and he's back. Okay. And the family's cool? And we're back together or what? I don't think anybody's cool.

But he just straight up was like, I'm going to get out of here for a while. Ten years. I'm going to think about this fight. You take some time when you come back when you're ready. He didn't come back for ten years. So play along with someone in the car right now, or if you're on your phone at work,

gather around the phone. We're going to play Is It Fake News? Is it Fake News? So Lunchbox will give us a story. We guess. Okay. Is it real news or is it fake news? Is it fake news?

A former state employee in South Texas was arrested after he was busted stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas. He stole him over several years. It was like a five-year time period, but was finally arrested this weekend. So there's a guy that was arrested for stealing $1.2 million in fajitas. In South Texas, yes. And what did he do for a living? He worked for the state.

Okay. So is it real news or is it fake news, Amy? It's real news. Eddie? Born and raised in South Texas. That's real. I have to take myself out because I know it's real news. Holyokey.

That was real news, real news. Real news. But you two got it right. All right. Here's what happened. So this guy, and this is like a $1.2, this is really a $1.2 million theft. What he would do is he would order the fajitas to the place and steal them and never, the place never knew that they were coming. Like a restaurant or something?

He was at the juvenile department employer. Oh, I got you. Because they would serve food. And so for how long lunchbox? For three or four years, five years, something like that. They would drop them off, and then he would just take them and go along. So whatever they didn't see, they didn't. Yeah, he was intercepting the delivery before they got there.

And then he'd resell the meat. Wow. Yeah, $1.2 million in fajitas. You know what, bussed him? He took a sick day. And when he went to the doctor, they called, and they were like, hey, your fajita delivery is here. We don't order fetas. They're like, what do you mean?

You've been ordering for eight years. Oh, no. Got them. They checked the invoices and determined he would intercept county-funded food deliveries and deliver them to his own customers. He had a side fajita business. And he wanted to know how many, it was 800 pounds of fajitas that got him busted the day he missed work. 800 pounds showed up.

Wow. He got sick that day. Yeah, real news. That was Real news. Real news. That's amazing. By the way, our producer Raymond, Raymond, how old of a fella are you? 32.

So, I've been told that Raymond still takes money from his parents. to live. Is that true? Yeah, I talked to my mom and I was telling her about my car troubles. I said, yeah, I had to end up getting a mechanic, come pick me up in a gas station parking lot. And then I told her that I also had an alternator issue. And she's like, don't even say anymore. We're sending you money.

So I, like, I just bought Raymond tires for his truck. You did. Why can't you have paid for you? I can pay for it. I just, at 32, I can't believe my mom still give me money. I was like, this is all. Awesome. But what I've heard too is that you're asking people for odd jobs around here. Like what? Like painting a deck? Staining my deck.

Eddie had brought up the idea that he needs some help. And I said, listen, we used to, all of our property is made of wood. We've stained stuff since I was young. I was like, dude, I'm great at staining. So also, like, isn't your girlfriend looking for another roommate? She is. Yeah, we had a spare. Yeah. Are you okay? Yeah, fine. It's just a lot of things at once. Man. Yeah, I was just checking. You've been in gambling trouble before.

That was years ago. Okay, last year. At one point, you lost your truck gambling. True. That was many Super Bowls ago. Two. Yeah. So are you okay?

I'm going to ask you one time. I'm doing good. Okay. You all need work done, though. He's your guy. He's making it seem like he just can't turn down help that he's not seeking it out. Well, Eddie never did really give me an answer to that stain job. How much do you charge him?

Now, he didn't give me a price. I was like, I'm not going to get raided to come stain my deck. But Eddie, I'm sure that'd be cheaper than hiring like an actual deck stainer. It's a little weird. Getting a coworker to come over and stain your deck. It would also be worse than hiring it as debt as a deck study too. So, yeah. You get what you pay for there.

I can think of some stuff. Here's a dog. It's an adult dog. How smart your dog is. And they did that. They compared it to a kid. A dog is as smart as a two and a half year old kid. Oh.

your dog knows about a hundred words like a two and a half year old your dog knows how to listen and follow commands your dog can do things by itself but needs to be observed and your dog is probably afraid of thunderstorms just like a two and a half year old wow so they've compared dogs

and adult dogs ages to kids and that's where most of them fall my dog is not dealing well with the chemo it was a third time I mean I don't know if you guys saw man's the story my dog doesn't want to puke in the bed he also sleeps in the bed and boy he just he had a rough go

I think he puked a few times. Man, that was hard to watch. If he's not, like, better today from the chemo, I'm not going to keep him on it. Like, because I'm not putting him on chemo so he stays sick. He can only take a few and he's done anyway. So I'll decide today because he can only get five total. So he had been handling it well, though, but it's now that you're adding, or it's been added to, it's getting. Well, it's just a third one.

Right. So, I mean, the more that he takes, I'm sure it breaks him down a little more each time. So if he's not better today Because he's going to eventually bounce back If he's not better today I got to take him off of it So I don't know today But I plan to take him on the road this weekend

I've never taken him on the road before We're going to Lubbock in Tulsa And so By the way he's considered a service dog So if the I have to get him on his best So if the theater is giving me a problem

By taking him in I'd be like Eh eh I need my service Because he's legally a service dog Yeah I pay money because I'll try to get in a condo once

and they were like, you have a pit bull. You have a pit bull. And I was like, he's like eight pounds. Like, are you serious? He's a window, window, pit bull. He's a little, not even a pit bull. He's like a pibble. So, yeah, I got to get that service dog all service stuff.

You can come eat with us too if we want. Yes, he could take him anywhere. And they just look super cute in those vests. He can go on an airplane, but he's probably a lot too big for that. Maybe. Oh, man. So Lunchbox lives near Amy. and he says that when he drives over near her house

he starts to see something kind of funny you know how sometimes like if you were to drive you know you just like national landmarks I'd never been to where all the president's heads are oh Rushmore Mount Rushmore I never been to it but imagine when you drive up to it it's like wow like as you creep up on it you're like that's crazy it's you know yeah

but lunchbox is seeing that now with Amy oh man I don't know what she is building but it looks like a mansion is going up behind her house you can see it like you start seeing it two blocks away and over the tree and boom, there's this big structure and you can see it. And I'm like, whoa, it catches your eye.

You're not even looking for it. And your eye is just drawn to it. Whatever you're building back there, girl, it is huge. Okay, boy, you know I'm building a garage. Oh, that's a Tajma garage. Oh, I've been saving that one. The Tajma garage. That one's good enough, though, to keep.

So how was the Tajma garage? Y'all, fake news. No, no, no. No, I have told you. That was Real News, Real News. Real News. I mean, I told y'all, it's sort of our backyard goes up on a hill, so then the garage is normal size, but it does look a little big on the hill.

Taja McGaraj. So even me, when I look out into the backyard, I'm like, oh, shoot, is that, like, bigger than our house? See, she just tried to tell me with fake news. I know, because it's a lot. It's deceiving, because it's on a hill. If it were to be flat, it would look normal. It's just on a hill. Wow, I'm going to need to drive by.

I know. Listen, we went into Amy's Tajma good closet. You don't stop. My house is the same size as lunchboxes' house. I don't think so. Oh, yeah, 100%. My wife was raving about your Tajma staircase. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's one staircase that just happens to be wide, and that's the way. Y'all are rude. We're all built different. Yeah. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Jason Aldeen addressed the crowd at his first concert since the tragedy in Vegas. He said that playing for them was helping more than anything and that a day doesn't go by when he's not thinking about the lives that were lost there. And he just encouraged the crowd to continue to go to concerts, ball games, or even the mall, for that matter. I bet that was a weird Oh gosh, I'm sure Place for him to be first show back after that Man, I was looking at some pictures

I was like man I wonder if he was going through his head Like getting back up there again for the first time Looking out on the crowd Since the last time that he saw a crowd Was at the shooting Yeah, that's crazy What else you have? Well, Joe Jonas is engaged to Sophie Turner

You probably know her from Game of Thrones She plays Sansa Stark Sansa or Sansa? The second one, Sonsa She plays Sansa Stark. They announced by putting a picture on Instagram where she's just got a wedding or an engagement ring on. And it's big for sure. And he's like, she said yes.

And you didn't watch Game of Thrones, huh? No, I downloaded the first two episodes, but then never watched anything on my computer, any of my flights. I just didn't. Didn't get to it. Had girlfriends with me. We were talking. And then I was also trying to rest. And sometimes it was just emotional.

I didn't care about anything. So anyway, it's fine. Man, we should watch Game of Thrones. more than anything. I saw on Twitter. More than the updates about the kids. I wanted the update about Game of Thrones.

That's what I looked forward to all weekend long and like, did she like it? Did she like it? Did she like it? Well, she's not going to like it. I'm just ready to get it over with. I saw you put that on Twitter.

You're like, I told her not to watch it because she's not going to even give it a shot to like it. No, a listener tweeted me, and I quote retweeted and agreed with them. Okay. So, yeah, I don't think you have the patience for it. You're too all over the place.

Case and point, I didn't even get to get the episode. All right. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds, skinny. We'll get an update on Amy's weekend with her kids in Haiti at the orphanage. Probably in the next 15 minutes or so, so I'd love for you to hang out for that. Now over to Amy, though. Morning Corny. Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop?

Where do the college-aged vampire like to shop? Forever 21. That's so dumb, because he never gets older. Vampires are aged. Oh, I didn't know that. Forever 21 is a shop. Yeah, no, okay. Okay, I get it.

Thank you for explaining that they never get older because I didn't know. Once Eddie, he sort of got it, he laughed more, or was that like a fake laugh? No, I got it now. That's funny. Okay. That was the morning corny. You can tell the other one, too. I feel like Amy was dousing on both sides of the spectrum here.

Listen, no, I had a good one right before, and then I had to go with Forever 21 vampire. Tell the E.T. one. This is my favorite. Okay, I'm so excited. But I don't think people would get it if they're not in their 30s. Like, and no one in their 30s got Forever 21. It was a weird mix here.

Go ahead. Oh, great. Okay. Why are E.T's eyes so big? Why? He saw his phone bill. Now explain to people why that's funny. phone home.

That's what he says in the movie. You get it now? No, I got it. It's just like Bobby said, there's not a lot of, I mean, the audience is very limited that knows that joke. Why did the Adams family enjoy breakfast? It's like

what? What's your, yeah, what's your joke? No, the point is. Like the kids in the car are going, Mom, what is E.T? The Adam family is a black and white show that nobody saw. Everybody knows what E.T. is. Why did a little house on the prairie seems Let's go

Starbucks Stevens on the phone Starbucks Stephen Good morning What up guys How y'all doing? How are you today? Man, I'm doing good I'm over in Gatlinburg, Tennessee

and the Smoky Mountains looking out into the fog It's like crazy Oh it's fall break for the kids Yeah, man So it's vacation time It is vacation time Now I know that you put a resume in

For our phone screener position Morgan did you ever find that resume because I didn't see. Did we ever find Starbucks Stevens' resume? Yes, we did. We did. Okay. And so, was it a second one that he sent?

Or did we get the first one? We find the first one? It's the first one. Okay. Okay, so Starbucks, I got to tell you, we've had some really overly qualified people, like super overly qualified. Okay.

And I just feel like it wouldn't be cool if I didn't tell you that I don't think you're going to get, like a interview, like a final interview. you. Because it's only five people, and I'm telling you, the people that we have, they're like super producers. They're lining up for this job. I know. Really? Okay. I know. I just wanted to keep it real with you. I don't want to just ignore you. And then you'd be like, I wonder if I'm going to get it. Because the people I've been talking to are like, I've produced shows for years and our shows in different cities. You know what I mean? Okay. So I just wanted to be honest with you, you know? Even if it's uncomfortable, I'd rather just tell you.

That's got awkward. No, it didn't. Awkward's okay as long as it's honest. Absolutely. I get it. So how's that vacation? Well, yeah, I mean, of course. I'm totally disappointed.

I don't want it, but I get it. It's all good, man. All right. Just making... Go ahead. What I would love is if you'd just give me a shot at just an interview. All right. Morgan, Starlock Stevens.

Wait, when is your interview? When are you coming back to town? Man, I'm going to Daliwood today, and then I come back to town tomorrow. All right, let me talk. I bet you're sure I can get you in. I get that you got people that are more qualified. I get that.

All I ask is just for a shot. You know what? I've never been a guy to not give shots. Thank you. I think that's fair. So we'll set it up. And then if you don't get it, though, like I just want to tell you,

because I wanted to be honest with you. I believe honesty is fine, even if it's awkward. Hey, I agree. Okay, but we'll set it up then, all right? I will give you a shot. I will give him a shot. All right, bud. Sounds good.

All right, later, dude. All right, there he is. I mean, we have, people also have been sending us, like, donuts with resumes attached and gifts. I mean, it's been nice. I would take some of those today if anybody wants to submit a resume. What, with donuts? Right about now.

You don't eat donuts. I don't play. Today I would. I don't. I know. I haven't. But today I would. That's why I'm saying.

Hey, Morgan, I need you interview Starbucks. Steven. Add him to your list. Okay. All right. I mean, he could, listen, I'm never a guy. to not give a shot. He could come and just...

He could. That's proof. Be awesome. He could. I just, looking at the list, it's a pretty crazy. Super producer. It's super. It's people who...

Really? It's such a hard thing to get into, and they're like, I'll move across the country. Wow. I'll do whatever you want. And so dance with the phones. Because our last two phone screeners, Morgan runs all the show now. Mike D. is going to be a producer of like five other shows that we do and I do. So, anyways.

Times have changed. Yeah, times have changed. It's true. Tom in Dayton, Ohio. Hey, buddy. Hey, how are you guys doing? Good, what's going on? Well, you guys were talking about Amy's Tajma house,

so I was just wondering if we could get an update on the potential buyer. Yeah, so Amy got an envelope in her mailbox that said, I want to buy your house. And we were like, is this a scam? Turns out it wasn't. They came to our house. They've walked around. Had they made you an offer yet? No.

But I'm just now back in town, and it was the weekend. So I don't know if I'm going to hear something from the realtor. Okay, so maybe tomorrow. But I don't know. The guys are convincing. They were casing my house for something. Yeah, yeah, I was too. I thought that beforehand.

I mean, because I don't know about you guys, but real estate closes on the weekend, and they can't email or text during the weekend. It's close up shot. Well, to be fair, I was gone. My realtor knew I was gone. Maybe they're trying to come up with the perfect number. They're trying to gather the cash for the cash money offer.

How you feel about that, Tom? I don't know. I don't know. It sounds a little fishy, right? Watch it out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going out of town. All right, buddy. Thank you, Tom. Yeah. See you. Ray wants his girl to have the phone screener job too, by the way. Oh, come on. It would work perfect for her and her hours because she doesn't start work till 9, 9.30,

and that's pretty much when our show's done. But, again, that's why Amy doesn't isn't a part of the hiring. She goes, that'd be amazing. No, it would be. It would be great because she does make a lot of breakfast. She makes a lot of food. She can bring baked goods and things like that. Again, this is why Lunchbox is a part of the hiring process.

Amy wants a friend. Lunchbox wants food. What do you like? I would say it's a pretty like really really good Southern voice like very pleasant to listen to on the phone too. Huh. So I'm all right. So you hit the music. Yeah.

Hey Ray, I'm gonna politely decline. She's got a full-time job. She's working in the music bit. She's good. She doesn't want to do this as a career. Yeah, she does. You can't give her a shot? Nah, not her.

Okay. Not her. Ray and Bay in the glass room. Can you imagine? That's too much. What do you think of my life motto is? motto is. Oh, man.

It would be fight grind, repeat. Oh, that's it. It's on my chair. Yeah. Okay, sorry. I just didn't have time to wait around. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

I only have like, I think just a second. I only had five minutes. So this guy got a tattoo. I put it on my Instagram on his bicep. He got tattooed fight, grind, repeat. I saw that. And I was like, that dude went hard. Yeah, he did.

He said, this means a lot to me too. And I was like, that's awesome. Like, for me, here's why it is. I think every day you have a goal. You every day you get up, that's a fight. And doing it right every single day is a grind. And you have to keep repeating that over and over and over. So it's just something I came up with for my head, fight, grind, repeat that work for me.

And we'll go around the room in a second. I want to know your life motto, okay? All right. It gives me something you made up or something not. It doesn't matter. Okay. I think it's whatever works for you. You know, I keep little things.

I keep my phone lock screen. I keep goals on it. I have a little whiteboard in my room. I keep goals on it, secondary goals. And then I have them on my chair. When Garth sent me this chair, it says fight, grind, repeat. Every day's a fight. Fighting every day is a grind and you want to win.

Got to keep repeating it. So come up with yours or use yours in a second. Lunch is already laughing about his. No, I have not even said anything. I'm just trying to think of what my life motto is. All right, so we'll do that in a second. We'll come back with that. Also, Amy's update.

She went and saw her kids at the orphanage, and we'll get the update on that in just a second, too, if you want to hear that story. Bobby Bones show. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. It's Monday so you wake up, you're a little cranky, because you're like, oh, man. But it's not because there's a whole full work week. Apparently, when you sleep extra on the weekends, it makes you extra tired at the start of the week

because your body clock is throwing off. So when you wake up, you're like, oh, man, mostly because you're just not right. That's not real. Physically. Yeah, they say that it throws your body clock off by 45 minutes. It makes it even harder to get up on Monday. and you feel like you should be caught up, but you're not. So why you're supposed to stay on the same schedule on the weekend?

I don't. No way. That would be so hard. No chance. Like, we wake up on Saturday morning at like 3.30 in the morning. Anybody want to hang out? I do wake up that early, but I go back to sleep. Okay.

So I'm pretty trained to eyes open, but then I can go back to sleep. No problem with that. That's the Monday deal right there. We're back. I'm glad because I thought our weekend, like what if Amy doesn't come home? It's just, I don't know, it's not super safe in Haiti, and Amy went over, and she was all riding motorcycles, and just made me nervous. Yeah, so you go over. Amy has two kids, and she's in the adoption process.

Four and a half years, they tried to have a baby. Then they tried to adopt domestically, and her husband was in the military, so they kept moving. So every time you move, you have to start over. Then she went on a mission trip to Haiti, found these two kids. was like, these are the kids that I'm supposed to have. So you go and you weren't going to go back. Like you had made it, you weren't going back because it was too hard on them when you left.

My husband and I went in May and on our flight home, we realized how hard it was on them, knowing that we weren't taking them home yet and how hard it was on us, so we made the call not to go back. But you did go back. Right, because we thought at this point, surely we would have our kids by now

and they would be home, but now, you know, here we are mid-October with no real date in mind on when they should be here. So, you know, we had to, alter the plan and I decided to go down there and I'm so glad I did. What did you do? What activities did you have with the kids? Oh man Friday night we just had dinner and then went to bed super

early. They were tired. What do you eat? What do you have for dinner? We ate at the hotel. We had an avocado salad. Oh wow. Great. Hey mom's coming to town. Nice and filling. Oh man it's like pizza or something cool. Come on. An avocado salad? Come on. It's what that hotel served. No. I've been to that hotel. They serve meat too. And treats. Stop.

We stayed somewhere different, and they did get meat, and they were so excited. Like, when meat came out, my daughter just kept looking at the waiters saying, meat, meat, meat, like she was so pumped. She hated the avocado. My son ate the entire thing. She eats, like, probably more like my husband want to eat, and he eats just like me. He's an angel. Yeah.

So, Friday night, you do that. Friday never do that. Saturday, we had plans to go visit this village to see this school that we've been a part of supporting, and I didn't realize the trek we were going to have. have to go on to get there. Oh, man, it was quite the experience. And that's where we rode the modos on the mountain side, but we made it safe and sound. And then Saturday night, we went to dinner.

We got invited to dinner by some people. And one of them happened to be the dude that planned it is the former Prime Minister of Haiti. And it was his first time meeting the kids. And I hadn't seen him in about a year. How can you not get the kids from him? Like, hey, here's a piece of paper. Sign it. I, perform prime minister, give you the kids.

Well, that's the exciting part is, you know, you try not to like, bring you want everything happened organically and literally right when we sat down at the table and he met them he looked at me and said what do what do we need to do to get these kids home and I was like um okay so we're starting dinner off strong and I just told him where we were what was happening and he called some guys over and they took down my file number and did some stuff and he said we're looking into this Monday morning he's like we'll call you early next week and I was like okay I mean both my girlfriends were sitting right there watching it all go down and we were all just like kicking each other under the table like, okay, this is good.

Like, I mean, he's a solid dude anyways, but it's face, when you can see someone face to face and they can see you and your kids that you're real, they like, I mean, because he's a busy guy. I'm sure he helps lots of people. Why doesn't need to help me? But luckily, I got some FaceTime with him, and we'll see what happens. When do you expect to call?

Wow. Oh, well, I mean, I don't know later today. Apparently tomorrow's of a holiday in Haiti. It's always something. Strikes or holidays or something. I know, I know, I know. But he said, listen. If I need you to come back and be in person, can you?

And I said, absolutely, my boss is cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah, you can go. Okay. Bobby bones, y'all. Let's go. Bobby bones.

Bobby bones show. All right, what's your life motto, Amy? Well, lately, it's just kind of been all about perspective. And, you know, if you can't, one of my friends texted me like a couple months ago and I've just been cleaning to it. If you can't change your circumstances, then change your circumstances, then change your your perspective. So I've been focusing on that lately. That's a good one. Yeah. Because you can't.

Right. I mean, you can't. I mean, you can't. It just takes longer. No. Your circumstances? Well, yes. I do mean, like me right now, sure. Like me, it's been a struggle with the kids. I can't change that. But I can change my perspective and know

that focus on the things that I'm grateful for and choosing joy and trying to be happy. And although it's going to be You are changing your circumstances. Okay. I get what you're saying, but I can't, like, physically get my children here. But I like the motto. Thank you.

Lunchbox. Easy. Oh, boy. Don't forget to have fun. Like, as we get... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't throw your eyes at that. That's Eddie. Go ahead.

You can't explain. Go ahead. Because as we get older and we get these jobs and you have people have kids, you think about everything has to be serious and no one has fun anymore. You don't get on a bike and just go have fun or go play miniature golf or go bowling. You're so serious all the time. Bobby, he never has fun. All he does is work.

You can't forget to have fun. There you go. Your live motto is not wrong. No. But you laughed out. It's just funny. I thought it was a fun one. The first thing you say is, get on a bike.

Yeah. Interesting. You said have fun. We think it's funny. Producer Eddie? It's real easy, man. Take it easy. Like the Eagles say.

Don't take life so serious. Just take it easy. Man. You know what I'm saying? This is why our room's divided into two parts. Amy and myself and Eddie and Lerner. What's yours again? Mine's easy.

Mine's all about working hard, baby. Exactly. You don't have fun. I almost went with, if you can't tone it, tan it. See, Amy and I are live sex. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. There's this guy

he had a little too much to drink and he goes on a police chase and they arrested him and they're like, what are you doing? And he was like, it was on my bucket list to go on a police chase. I told one of our officers that was on his bucket list to run from the officers. Wild, has that ever happened before?

I've never heard that excuse to run from officers in my 28 years of law enforcement. First of all, he was drinking and driving, throw him in jail, take away the key. Yeah. Secondly, movies and television, it does romanticize running and having a police chase and having a turn quick. Yeah, it's not cool, though. But it does, movies do, does make it seem cool. Right. But in reality, in reality, you're going to just go about 30 blocks and hit a tree.

Not cool. You don't know how to drive. Yeah. Or hurt somebody. Yeah. Anyway, the guy, it was in Des Moines and he was busted for seven charges, no license. I mean, there was a whole list of things. You believe him? That it was on his bucket list?

Yeah, I do. Like, I can just see where watching that stuff makes you think you could do it. If you're not totally smart, you go, oh, I could do that. Wow. And they get a lot away with it a lot on TV and movies. Oh, all the time. So you think, oh, man, I can get away no problem. It's not that easy.

All the time they get away with it on TV. There was a pro golfer, and this is how hard it is to make a hole in one. So he had 500 shots to make a hole in one on a small hole, 145 yards. He hit 500 shots, and he didn't do it. Hit the same shot over and over 500 times. Pro golfer. In one day? Pro golfer.

Yeah, he did it for 12 hours. It's like, how many shots would it take you to make a half-court shot lunchbox? Half-court shot? easily under 15. Let's go to the gym. Under 15. Oh, no, no, no. I'll give you 25.

25. You're giving him 25? Oh, easily. Oh, easily. No way. Are you kidding me? Hold on. If you can't do it in 25 shots,

you have to stand out on, we'll put him on a busy corner, and like, we'll pick his dress and lingerie wardrobe. Love it. If you can. Oh, that's fine. Okay, if you can.

25, if I make it, what do I, get? A hundred bucks. That's pretty good. Oh, that's a deal. You want to shake on that sucker? I don't want to touch your hand. Yeah, you are. I'll shake on it for you.

25? He just shook his own hand. I know. Hey, can we find out a gym for tomorrow? Oh, I got a gym? Oh, you do? How do you have a gym? Man, I got people.

Okay, why do you just say things so vague? What is this gym you have? I don't know. But I didn't need an indoor gym and I need a basketball. Okay, so tomorrow, we didn't talk about it. I don't have 25 shots. Amazing. We'll do it at this time tomorrow.

Perfect. And you have to make, does anyone think he can do it at 20-5 shots? Nope. No. No chance. I don't even know that the ball will like make it to the. Yeah.

Oh my God. Are you guys fools? You're talking to half-court basketball. Your arms, like you can't. What do you call it? A basketball. You're not talking like a football stadium. Yeah.

Basketball. Half-court basketball shot. Lunch, your shoulders. You can't like crazy. Do you guys? Do you guys understand that I do this all the time? You do? No.

Maybe we'll do it Wednesday. We'll do it Wednesday. We'll do it Wednesday. I need to know more about how he does this all the time. What was the last time you did it? About a week ago. Why? He posts all these videos of him nailing half quarters after this.

You have 25 shots, okay? Yeah, 25. Okay, 25. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. On my Instagram, I posted a video because today's National Bosses Day, and I was like, hey, what's up?

So Eddie gave me his used banana. Not used. It hadn't been open or anything. Lunchbox gave me a Dustin Lynch CD that's been laying around for about four months. Current mood. That's his new album, man. And then Morgan number two just posted a picture. Happy National Bosses Day. Oh.

That's the thing. I thought maybe you guys have something a little excited. What do you want? Anything you want? I don't like that. Do that for your wife's birthday. Like, hey, I can get you anything, but you tell me what you want. Okay.

Okay. It is Arkansas Keith on the phone. Hey. Hey. How are you going? Good. What are you doing right now? Would you believe I'm sitting in a deer stand? Oh, you are right now? Yeah. Am I hurting your game? Nah. I think Matthew just shot over there. You remember Matthew Bleas, Michael's youngest son? He just fired a shot. So I think we're going to have to go get a deer. So no problem. All right. Well, just make it. Do you keep your phone on silent? I do. Okay. Arkansas Keith, stepdad. He's in the woods right now. But Mountain Pine, my high school, played another game, and they're undefeating a conference, right?

Go Devils. He texted me from the game. We played, Mineral Springs? No, that was last week. Who we played this week? Spring Hill. I posted a picture on my Instagram of the football team. How many players we have, 22, 23, something like that?

22, 23. Yeah, I think someone has heard Friday night, but about 23. So they won again. Hey, Eddie has a question for you. Since we were talking last week, you said that you get a... get, he works at a park. And so he's seasonal. So it's wintertime in Arkansas.

So he just hunts until when? When do you go back to work? March the 1st. He was like, how does he survive financially not working for six months? And I was like, I don't know. I ask him. Well, I'm retired. You know, I got my retirement check coming in from Warehouser.

And then I have my, I draw unemployment while I'm off work too. So. So. Wow. No problem. Yeah. No problem. Okay.

I like it. No problem. So, anyway. Anyway, you good? Everything else good? Yeah, everything's good. A trip back from Missouri was good. The trip back from Missouri was great. Enjoyed visiting with Cammy.

It couldn't have been better, you know. It's always good to see her for a few days anyway. Then it's time to go, right? People, it seems like people are starting to really like you on the show. I look on our Facebook page and, like, a lot of people are like, hey, bring on Arkansas Keith more. How do you feel about that? Cool, man.

I'm a celebrity now, right? You, uh, yeah, I guess, uh, I guess you are. How old are you? I'm 61 years old now. People often wonder, like, how old he is, what he looks like. There's a picture on my Instagram if you scroll down a bit, you'll see. You don't have Instagram though. I'm starting to be a little gray now.

What can I say, though, right? But you don't have Instagram, right? I do not. Yeah, he's not a big Instagram. He didn't even get him one. He does text me pictures all the time, though. Yeah, Kimmy, she showed me my photo on Instagram, I think. or something, yeah.

Something that I posted? Yeah, yeah, yes, she did. All right, well, don't let the celebrity life take over it. It steers a lot of people down the wrong path. I know what you mean. Yeah, all right. I'll let you give... I'm just going to stay true of the heart and stay in the woods.

How's that? Yeah, stay in the woods. Is it cold there or no? It's a little nipy this morning. It's like a 45, I think. Yeah. Feels good, though. All right, well, go Red Devils.

Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Hey, I'll keep you in farms, man. It's looking good, though. So how we feel like we're going to the playoffs? We're going to go to the playoffs for sure. We've got two tough games that had course of Mount Ida. You know how they are because they're always strong, right? And in Foreman, we have Foreman the last game of the year,

and they're supposed to be pretty salty too. But I'm thinking if we can, you know, get in there and play Mount Out of a good game and beat Foreman, we're in good shape, and I'm loving it. My high school last year had to quit the football season halfway through because we didn't have enough players. No football team. No football team. They had to quit.

Well, we're looking at us, going to the playoffs. Cool. I love it. The tall town is like rallying around. Like you're talking about a town of 700. Wow. It's a big deal for it. So we can go to state?

That's what playoffs are. Yeah. Yeah. Like, we're for sure going to playoffs, but. After that, we'll see. I want to get there and do good, man. You know, we got some fast boys.

You need to get home and check a game out, man. Yeah. If we go to the playoffs, I'm going to go. I'm on the road every weekend working, but if we go to the playoffs, I'll try to be there. Yeah, you need to go. All right. All right.

I'll see. I'll let you get back to it. See you later. All right, take care All right, bye There he is Arkansas Keith The old stepdad Eddie

I wonder what is buddy shot Hope we got a deer Be nice Okay stop All right stop The Bobby Bones Bobby Bones show Watch the show

On Netflix over the weekend Called Manhunt Unabomber It's really good Whoa And it's a Discovery channel show That Netflix has So don't download If you already have Netflix

So it's up there It's called Manhunt Unabomber And it's about the Unabomber. Now, I was a kid, so I just kind of knew and kind of remember, but it's eight parts, and it has Sam Worthington in it. And he's from Avatar, I believe. Okay. And so I was watching that, and I kept waiting for Sam Elliott the whole time to show up. Oh, my God, that's who I was thinking. With the big mustache? And I was like, why can't I find Sam Elliott in this show? Like four episodes in, I had to Google, and I was like, oh, not the same

person. That's what I was just thinking. Yeah, Sam Elliott's in the Western. Yeah, it's a big mustache. So, but it's about the Unabomber. And, and, but it's about the Unabomber. And, and, and, I was like, And for like 16 years, he mailed packages to people, and they blew up. Killed three people, injured 20-something people. So crazy. So he, and the show's fantastic, because I was reading after the fact how accurate it was. And the guy is like, it's 85 to 90% accurate. The guy who was the linguistics guy who figured out who Ted Kaczynski was by reading his manuscript and matching with other things he's written.

And so, oh, dude, it's crazy. The Unabomber was, he graduated high school at like 15, went to Harvard at 16, graduated college, went to taught mathematics at Cal Berkeley. Jeez. It was a genius. Now, question, did he kill anybody or did he? He had three people died. Later on and he killed three people. He just kept mailing him off.

Wow. What was his, like, why was he so angry at? You have to watch the show. Okay. I mean, it's all in history. It looks interesting. But it's really good. The only weird thing about it is, you can tell.

hell it's made for TV because a little bit at commercial, they get really dramatic and like trying to hang you through the commercial. Okay. But then on Netflix, it's like, dramatic hang, we're back, you know? I got you. But Manhunt Unabomber on Netflix. That's good. That's how I was watching all weekend.

That's good. It looks legit. That sounds good. And then, yeah, they have other famous people in it too. But. Not Sam Elliott. No, I thought it was Sam Elliott the whole time. I kept going, which one of these guys is Sam Elliott?

So, and don't Google. Once you start it, Don't Wikipedia or Google it. Oh, that's what I do. Just watch the show and then do it afterward. Okay. So the dude's still alive, by the way, the Unabomber. He's like in prison.

Yeah. In prison. Yep. So anyway, it's history, so I don't mind telling you all that. He goes to jail. Yeah, I think we know that. Okay. And they show, like, old footage clips of the news and stuff, which I like in shows.

Like a narcos when they would do that? Yeah, that was the best. People mainly go to new places to get likes on their photos. Do you know that? What? That's the new... Stop. What do you mean?

What do you mean? Like new restaurants or new cities? Yeah, so 86% of people, so they're motivated to go to places to get likes on their pictures. That's why they go to a lot of places to take a picture there. Oh. That's silly. It's called social media return. Like you get a return in likes.

Yeah. Like you go and like that's a big deal. Like why go somewhere that nobody's going to like? And that's, and again, you're talking about probably mostly young people that go places to take pictures there. there is this thing with dudes and the study published in this magazine talked to 30 guys who were either in relationships or had been before

and they said that guys prefer a bromance to a romance Oh I see that They'd prefer having like a dude that they're like super tight with Where it's like What's the like it's like a thrill to have a new friend Yeah, a new guy friend Yeah

Like cool because you're hitting it off Male bonding is like powerful. New male bonding. Like guys would rather have new male bonding than a romantic relationship. So it's not like a, okay, wow. The thrill of having a girlfriend and dating and the butterflies and all the good feelings, like you'd rather have that with a friend. Because girls bring drama.

No. T&T, we bring you the drama. If I'm being real, because women bring drama. Where if you're with a guy friend, there's no drama. It's just chill and you just like do guy things. and no one gets mad at each other, like, for putting the toothpaste in the wrong spot or, you know, not putting your shoes away. Talk about your relationships tomorrow. I'm just talking about things that happen in people's relationships.

Things like that. You don't put the toilet paper. You know, you just sit it on top of the thing instead of putting it on the little roller thing, whatever. These are all his fights. You understand that, right? He sounds like amazing to live with. He just, like, throws toilet paper. I would think it's because with a new male friendship, you usually don't lose those.

Think about any, quote, bromance you have. You're probably still buddies with them in some capacity. These romances, they come and go. That's right. Until you find the one. Okay, but I'm just saying any bromance quote I've ever had, I'm still at least buddies with the person. Yeah. It may not be as tied as it used to be.

So does this story or this research speak true to you? I just my circle of like my problem is this I'm not around enough to cultivate a friendship group so when I do come around I don't have a lot of friends like I was here this weekend I don't have anybody to hang out with because I don't keep friends here because I'm never here and so I just watched Unabomber. I watched eight episodes of Unabomber now your friends and my dog was sick so I was going to have to be home anyway. Yeah. But, yeah, I don't know.

But I do understand. You get this. When you meet a new guy for anything and hit it off, you're like, this is awesome. I got a buddy. And you want to text them all time. And we're going to hang out every day. Dude, we're going to, like, send jokes and wonder how long until he takes me back. Yeah.

Yeah. I've had girls choose the romance over the, like a girl manse. Is there a name for that? I just call it pretty awesome. Oh, that's interesting. I thought you'd totally be into meeting a girl over meeting a new guy friend. Nah, I'm good. I could use more friends.

Let's see. Let me play this. See Bobby in your town this weekend. Look at that. Wow, that's cool. Yeah, we're going to be in Lubbock and Tulsa. Your own imaging. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In your town. You're seeing you. In your town. Yeah, yeah. You want to hear it again? See Bobby in your town this weekend. Yeah, so the Raging Idiots, Eddie and myself, we're going to be in Lubbock on Friday night

and Tulsa on Saturday night playing. We'd love to see you guys, Raging Idiots.com, if you want to get tickets. You don't know nothing by yoga at all. Probably ought to hit the row, but not mistake. We should talk about why lunchbox is mad at the homeless guy. Oh, yeah, that's right. So he goes and you eat at a new restaurant.

I eat a new restaurant, and I have leftovers. And so I, oh, can I get these leftovers to go, put them in a bag, you know, and they give me a little silver bowl. wear packet and all this and I'm walking down the street. There's a homeless dude sitting up against a wall. And so I'm like, you know what? He could probably use my leftovers.

I don't need them. So I go to him and I was like, hey, man, would you like my leftovers? And he just looks at me, goes, I might be down on my luck, but that doesn't mean I need some half-eaten food from you. And I was just like, what in the world? Like, I was so mad at this dude. Like, who do you think you are? Like you're, well, like, I'm offered.

him food. The dude is probably hungry. Are you sure he was homeless? Oh, he was, oh. He's just a guy sitting on a bench. That's happened before, yeah. I had like 20 bucks, and I was like, I was leaving some bars, right? It was like, man, it's been like seven years ago.

And that 20 bucks in my hand, and there was a dude. He looked down and out. And I was like, here, dude, there's 20 bucks. And he was like, I'm just sitting on the ground. I'm just hanging out. Oh, no, no. This dude was for sure homeless. Like, go ahead. The smell in the,

look in the, yes, he was homeless and he said, I might be down on my luck, but that doesn't mean I want some half-eaten food from you. And I just want to say, you should be grateful. I'm offered you anything. What did you do? It said, I should have said. What did you do? I said, then I'll take it, I'll go on, and you

can be here and be miserable. You said that. You said that. Word for words? Yeah. You did not. I may use the curse word. Oh, come on. Why is he rude to me? I tried to do something. Oh, he was. I did something nice. I mean, he would have me for a dollar, but instead I try to get him.

How do you know I would have asked you for me? I'd say sometimes they do. Yeah, but you're accusing him of something he hasn't done. But what did I do wrong? Was it rude of me to offer him food? Like, is that degrading to them? No, but you shouldn't be offended by the fact that he doesn't want your half-eaten food.

It's not rude to offer, but you can't be offended when he doesn't take your offer. Oh, I'm offended because you... I don't. Here, our phone number is 877-77-Bobby. 877-Bobby. Here's Amy's Pile of stories. Bobby, you're not going to like this idea very much, but there's a new gadget that's been designed to keep people from using gadgets, like your phone. So say you want light on

a rope. Tile your hands up. Cheap. No, but it's this thing that, you know, hooks up with the lighting in whatever room you're in. And if you want electricity, I guess, your phone has to be sitting on it. So we're buying gadgets to keep us from using gadgets. When will the cycle ever in? This is the worst idea. I'll take three. please? If you grab your phone, boom, you have no lights on so you can't really see. Until you turn it off and go, this was annoying and a waste of money.

I know, but it just seems to me that people are capitalizing off the fact that we're addicted to our phones. So many ideas. Okay, the owners of the Breaking Bad House, they're putting up a six foot tall fence. An iron one. People keep throwing pizzas on top of it. Yeah, they're tired of people coming by

the house. There are people that actually live there. The show's been off the air for four years and they're over it. Okay, That's part of it. That's on them. Don't buy the Breaking Bad House if you don't want people come and buy the Breaking Bad House. Like, no, no, that's on them. You know you're buying a house in what's arguably the best piece of American television in the past 25 years. You're buying that house. And you don't want people coming by staring at it and in it all the time? They're crazy.

Move. Sell it. It's just the pizzas, though. It doesn't matter. You're still buying that drama. Put a fence up. Do you think they live there in Breaking Bad Kingdom and said, hey, we want to use your house or they used a house? Then they sold it. I'm like, if you live there beforehand, I get it. Either way, you let them use it. Yeah, that's true. It's a decision you made. Yeah.

I do not feel bad for them. To consider the success of the show. But it's going to be a six-foot-tall iron fence. What are the pizzas? What do I not remember about the pizzas? Yeah, he gets mad. He gets in a fight with his wife and he goes up there and throws the pizza on the job. Oh, it's one time.

Yeah, one time. People or fans are also stealing rocks from the house to keep his souvenirs. Yeah, I mean, again. You can't buy the full house house and get mad when people come up to take pictures on the porch. I don't feel bad for them. What else? California just became the first state to ban pet stores from selling dogs, cats, and rabbits, unless they come from shelters or rescue groups.

I feel like we did that and tell me something good, like a couple months ago. A couple months ago? Yeah. But they just became the first state? Did that you get delivered to you via the Haponi Express? Oh. We have a telegram. This just didn't.

Could it be that they put the proposal out there and they just voted on it? Yeah. I think it's a great idea. It doesn't stop it completely in its one state. But I think, listen, any... I'm doing a photo shoot with my dog tonight, by the way, about adopting. Oh, you are? Yeah.

And so this was set up a long time ago before he got sick. So I'm kind of glad it's happening now. He's struggled for a bit. But yeah, it's... Let me look here. So it's called... I saved my best friend. I'm doing a photo shoot with my dog.

And it's encouraging people to go and adopt dogs instead of buying them from like a breeder or a pet store. But I love if pet stores are taken up from shelters. There's just a lot of dogs and cats that need homes. What else you got? Okay. And lastly, Amazon is now selling a suction cup that you can put in your shower glass area if you're taking a bath or a shower and it'll hold your glass of wine while you... Oh, stop it. That's funny.

What? It's called the sip caddy. glass of a lot. So you can check it out on Amazon. It's available. Sit caddy. All right. Thank you.

There's Amy's pile this morning. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. Lunchbox goes out to dinner this weekend with his wife. He's walking out with leftovers. He sees a guy who he assumes is homeless and says, hey, how about some food?

And what to say back to you? I may be down on my luck. But that doesn't mean I need some half-eaten food from you. And so Lunchbox gets upset and y'all's back at them and all of a sudden we have ourselves an incident. Hello, Kaylee and Murphysboro. Hi there. Hey, go ahead. I have never in the history of your show agreed with Lunchbox.

And I finally agree with Lunchbox. I think a simple no thank you would have done the trick. instead of lunchbox yelling at him no instead of the homeless guy saying I may have been down on my love but I don't want your half-eaten food yeah I can't really control him but I agree with lunchbox

I think that was rude of him I think that he should have either taken the food thrown it away or said no thank you listen if someone just comes up to me though and says hey have some food and I'm walking down the street with a big bite on it

I'm probably going to be like, no, thank you. I'm okay. I'm good. Like, you just should walk, I say, oh, my bad, buddy. That's it. Right. But the fact that he was so rude about it, put me in a bad mood, and I had to fire back at him.

He didn't approach you. You approached him. I approached him, and all he said, no, I'm good. Then I say, okay, have a good night. Hey, Tony and Tampa. Hey, how's it going, guys? You're on the air. Thank you for calling.

No problem. You know, I love all you guys. Amy, you're compassionate. Bobby, you're a realist. I'm going to have to lean with launchbox on this. I'm a paramedic. You know, I'm driving up and down the road. I'm a homeless guy.

And holding up a sign hungry, anything helps. So I gave him my lunch that I had brought from home. And he looks at it, scoffed at me, and throws it on the ground. But can I say if he's saying anything helps hungry, that's a difference in some dude just chilling for no reason. At the lunchbox goes, I'm just, I'm trying to look at his perspective. Like, I didn't ask somebody to come up to me. I'm just sitting on the sidewalk having a good night.

Some dude comes up with a half-eating shish kebab. Putting it in my face. I don't know, man. I'm a big boy. Somebody hands me food. It's free. It's for me. Yeah, I hear you.

Hey, listen, Tony, I appreciate to call me. I appreciate you for calling, buddy. I appreciate you. All right, buddy. Let me do one more. Hey, Tiffany of Virginia. Hi. Hey, thanks for calling.

Go ahead. I have to agree with lunchbox. And my daughter is going to be very upset with me for that because she is your biggest fan. But what are you agreeing with? Like, I don't really have an argument point except for here's a guy sitting there. Regardless of what Lunchbox does, he shouldn't have got mad.

The guy was just sitting there never asked to be approached. So I think that, well, while I don't agree with Lunchbox for necessarily yelling at him, I think that the man could have been more respectful and simply said, no, thank you. I have offered obvious homeless people food before that I had gone and fought. It wasn't half eaten. And they turn around and they ask me, can I just have the money? And I think that's on them and you don't have to give them any money. Like, that's still on them.

I mean, I, yeah, I'm shocked that these callers are like agreeing with him. I mean, they're just looking at it differently, as lunchbox says. He didn't ask for your assistance and then turn it down once you gave it to him. Right, but I didn't ask for his rudeness either. The fact that he was rude about it really just. Let me just throw some perspective at it. You look like a dumpster fire a lot of times. Okay.

No, no, no, would you agree with that? I look like a dumpster fire all the lot of times. Like you don't shave, you smell funny, you wear the same clothes every day. Check all those boxes. If you're just sitting there and someone comes up and it's like, ooh, I feel bad for you, sir, have this. You're going to feel a little weird, right? And I'll probably say, no, I'm good, man. I'm not going to say, I may be down on my luck, but that doesn't mean I need your hat.

The way he said it. I'm sorry it happened to you, buddy. We're going to go say thank you for. listening here. You can listen to the entire show back from when we started this thing five hours ago. Just go to iTunes, IHeartRadio, search Bobby Bone Show. And I appreciate you being here. We'll see you on Tuesday. We have a pretty big week. We're just lining up all the guests. I don't want to say who's coming in this week, but for sure Darius is going to come and play. And for sure, I got like two other people lined up. We're going to go. We'll see you. Thank you for being here.

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