The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Returns To Make A Big Announcement On Her Future With The Show + Amy Tells Us Why Her Kids Are Flicking People Off In Public + Lunchbox Delivers His Book Report On Johnny Cash
Episode Date: January 24, 2018Amy Returns To Make A Big Announcement On Her Future With The Show, Amy Tells Us Why Her Kids Are Flicking People Off In Public and Lunchbox Delivers His Book Report On Johnny Cash Learn more about y...our ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Come on, Bob.
Good morning. Welcome to Wednesday show. More Studio!
Morning!
Hey, you know what's interesting? Yesterday, Morgan No. 2, who does all of our social media website,
she sang All-American Rejects on the year. Remember that?
Yes.
It's kind of Morgan No, 2, just becoming one of us.
Yeah, I like that.
Did you know? Fun fact, Morgan No. 2 wanted to be a country singer.
Get out.
Yeah, way back when I was little, I was like, die-hard wanted to go on American Idol,
thought I could make it. I was a star.
Were you good?
Is a kid?
I mean, I wasn't bad.
You know, I wasn't, like, terrible.
But my mom broke it to me one day.
She's like, you're not going to make it if you go on American Idol.
Wow.
She didn't even let you go drive.
She loved me so much.
She was like, I support you and everything you do.
That's hardcore.
That's hardcore.
Dang Morgan number two.
That's great parenting.
No, you can at least let your kid go fail at something, too.
That's how old were you when she said that?
I was probably like 10 or like.
10.11. She said she found a picture of Kelly Pickler and her when you were a kid.
Yeah, I loved country artists. And Kelly Pickler was the first one that I had ever met.
And she signed my guitar, my little acoustic guitar that I had. And about five months later,
that guitar has been in the dusty storage room ever since.
Her mom made her give up her dream. Do you still sing now and think you're okay?
I mean, I think I have rhythm. But I don't think I could have made it ever. And I'm so glad she told me that.
What's like your Willhouse song?
Chenaya Twain.
Anything, Shania Twain.
Yeah.
Wow, like, let's go girls?
Yeah, I mean,
Dun, da-da-da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Let's go girls.
Yeah, she's good.
Wow.
Wow.
You're not.
Your mom is so wrong.
So wrong.
Yes, nailed that.
Wow.
Wow.
Maybe it's fate.
That's why she's here in Nashville at this moment.
Oh.
We got to get her on an open mic.
That's a bit.
That's a bluebird.
No.
No.
Start small?
No, start small.
I'm going to be her mom right now.
Not bluebird yet.
Morgan number two and another mic somewhere. I love that idea.
Lunchbox. Why do you think it's a bad parenting?
No, I said it's great parenting because all these parents lie to their kids and say they can make it.
And then they keep trying and trying and they really are terrible at whatever they're doing.
And they're not going to make it. We have parents calling it all the time. Oh, my kid can sing.
And then you hear them. They're like, they're awful.
Well, I would say we don't have a calling all the time. I don't think we've had one actually years calling to do that.
It's been a while. That being said, I played a clip once of a girl who was a young kid.
And it was a lunchbox. She's a girl on the good idea. He was like, no, she should quit.
and it was Carrie Underwood at age 14.
Oh, see?
And he was like, that's terrible.
Exactly.
I was like, later that girl grew up to be Carrie Underwood.
Got him.
Yeah, I did.
Got him good.
Thank you very much.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
I got one for you.
Listen, this one, lunchbox.
Robert Liebowitz needed a kidney.
It's hard to get a kidney.
It's hard to get on a list.
Right.
It's hard to get up on the list.
So he needed a transplant.
He goes to the Disney World with his five children,
and he wore a shirt around the park that said,
in need of a kidney, O positive,
and he wrote his phone number on the shirt.
Stop.
So he was walking around.
Stop.
He had chronic kidney disease.
He was going to dialysis three days a week.
He had been in need of a kidney for three years.
So someone sees him, takes a picture, posted on Facebook,
and Richard Sully, 39 years old, father of two, Fort Wayne, Indiana, saw it,
didn't know him, was a match, underwent surgery for the transplant.
Wow.
Is that crazy?
Disney World, where dreams come true or magic happens.
I don't know there.
Or Hobby Lobby where you buy the t-shirt and write the phone number on there.
Man.
Yeah.
Or Fort Wayne, Indiana.
That's true.
Or Facebook.
Nah, Facebook's bad.
Yeah.
I see you.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymond in Kentucky.
There was a high school shooting.
Two people died.
18 were injured.
Cops were at the school within minutes.
The student who did it is in custody.
In Southern California, for the first time since those deadly mudslides,
Some of the residents are now allowed to return home.
Santa Barbara County officials said utilities may not work yet
and you still need to boil your water.
And finally, in weather news, the heavy rain that was hitting the East Coast is gone.
Upper 40s and 50s for most of the country the rest of the week.
Time for your positivity.
We'll just bring you something to feel good.
It's called Tell Me Something Good.
I'm going to go first.
A Georgia woman won a big old pile of money
that she's taken to pay off for a student loan.
and she did it by playing a trivia game on her phone.
Now I play that HQ.
This isn't HQ because it's way more money,
but she won $50,000 playing a game called Givling.
It's a downloadable trivia-based app.
Players compete for 50 grand for student loan payoff.
Like, that's literally what it's for.
That's what it goes to.
That's cool.
She works as a physical therapist,
and she was drowning in debt.
Her loans are over $100,000, but they're paying $50,000 of it off.
She won the trivia game.
That's really cool.
Wow.
How about that?
Let's go over to lunchbox.
What do you got, buddy?
There's a family.
They have a dog named Ruby.
It's a pit bull.
And everybody's like, oh, pit bulls are so bad, not Ruby.
The parents are asleep, just knocked out.
And all of a sudden, Ruby keeps barking.
They're like, Ruby never barks.
They wake up.
They had a carbon monoxide leak.
Ruby smelt it.
Got them out of the house.
They're alive because Ruby the pit bull saving lives.
Pit bulls are good people.
Morgan number two.
All right, a 93-year-old man.
was burglarized.
93?
93 years old.
Living by himself?
Yeah, living by himself.
He was got robbed, but he was okay.
Officer Craig Bull came over to check on him
and his well-being after that happened,
and he saw a piano there and decided to play for him
and sue them and make him feel better,
and, you know, the video is really great.
And you can see him watching happily as he plays,
and the 93-year-old man is just really happy,
even after, like, the saddest moment in his life.
I wonder what song you play for a 93-year-old?
real man that takes them back to their life.
Is it that
da-na-na-da-na-da-na-da-na-da-da-da-da-da-da.
It's like the ice cream truck for us,
but that's probably like a top 40 radio smash.
That's right.
Back in the day.
Yeah, I believe it's called the piano man.
No, that's a sing-me-a-song.
Oh, the piano, my eye.
I'm not Billy Joel.
But isn't it called like Dance Man?
I don't know.
Hmm, interesting.
Thank you very much.
That's a good news.
to drink a three liter of Mountain Dew a day.
I don't need more, but I would drink.
I would run and drink Mountain Dew.
That's how much I was drinking it.
So I developed
an affinity for sparkling water,
carbonated water, because it was like soda.
I put a little lime in it,
and it helped that soda.
I needed that burn.
So I go to restaurants and I order,
I'll take a sparkling water, please.
And they bring in, they pour it.
Let me tell you.
I had the greatest sparkling water in my life.
And you're going to think,
The last thing I want to hear right now, the sparkling water story.
Tell me more.
I'm glad you asked.
I'm intrigued.
I'm like, I'm drinking the sparkling water.
And all I can think is, I've got to get whatever recipe this is for the sparkling water.
What?
What did it taste like?
Magic.
And I'm drinking it and I'm going, I have to find the brand of this.
And so the waiter comes back and I say, hey, what kind of sparkling water is this?
This is amazing.
He goes, oh, no, that's Sprite.
Oh, no.
You're like, it's so sweet.
It looked like sparkling water.
of my mind it was. I thought it was the greatest water
ever. I taste a twist of lemon and
line. Oh my goodness. It was Sprite. It's fantastic. It was
Sprite. I felt so stupid. I feel like this is something LeBron
would drink. If you blindfolded yourself
and ate cheese but someone told you it was a grate,
you'll be like, this grape's textured funny,
but you taste a grate. Yeah, it was weird. It's been that long since you've
had a Sprite. That's crazy.
No, I just thought it was off in water.
Our producer Raymond drives
for Uber, but they've also offered
a rapist truck as a taco truck.
right? Yeah. And what does that mean? You have to drive around town and pretty much the bumper to bumper
is covered in advertising for a taco company downtown. And so how much are they offering you to do this?
What's on the table is $250 for an entire year. They're going to wrap it, pay you $250 for a year,
and when you drive around, it's basically a commercial. Yeah. And so this finally came to a head.
Yeah. Are you doing it? I decided not to do it. Oh, come on. Just because it's an entire year and it's
pretty obnoxious. It's tacos and burritos and then also other stuff. You know, you're going to get like,
what else, Eddie, guac, and stuff like Eddie. He goes to Eddie the Mexican dude. Eddie.
Saloupa. Sour cream. And they also make you send in receipts and stuff that say you got a car wash and
stuff like that. So it's just a hassle for $250 all pass. But it was always going to be that.
Yeah, I know. I kind of wanted some more money. I don't think that's enough.
How's Uber going? You still driving? Going great. Whenever the weekends hit, that's usually when it's the best
bit for business. If you're ever out just running an errand, do you ever turn Uber on and take a couple
rides somewhere? Not when I'm out running an errand, but when I am just sitting at the house, I'll turn it on
and see if it's hitting, and then I'll get in my car and head out. Have you made good extra money
doing that? Yeah, at least 40 an extra week. Yeah? Yeah. I'm going to have to get by a engagement
ring for Bay. Oh. Never know. After an entire year, it stacks up. So yeah, we'll see, boys.
You never know. All right. Lunchbox has his report today on Johnny,
Cash. We gave lunchbox and we kept
getting a push back, but today he will deliver his report.
90-second report on Johnny Cash.
Oh, you mean the man in black?
Oh!
Come on, y'all.
Bobby Bone Show.
Boney up to day.
This story comes to us from Virginia.
A man was out at the bar, decided to drive home, was
swerving, cops pull him over, and he's like,
oh no, I'm going to go to jail. I've got to do something.
Pulls out a knife, stabs himself in the leg,
hoping they'll think, oh.
that's why he was driving erratically.
But he got a DUI and he had to go to the hospital.
Huh.
All right.
It's a diversion tactic.
Unsuccessful.
That didn't turn out the way you thought.
Oh, I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Wash your hands.
You have to wash your hands.
You have to wash your hands when it's not even flu season because that's how you get sick if you get sick.
You touch something like your butt and then you touch your eyes.
And then you have but eye, and the next thing you know, you're sick because you've got but eye.
So don't do that.
They say now sleep is the best way to fight this year's flu.
Getting more than normal.
If you can get nine hours of sleep, it allows the immune system to regenerate itself.
And if you're getting lack of sleep and you do touch the flu, you're more prone to have it take over your body.
I'm just seeing people get really sick.
I know that Christian Bush from Sugarland, he was over at the house last night.
but he had the flu forever
and had to cancel all these events
and he said, well, just wipe me out
unlike any other flu I've ever had.
And here, if somebody famous
to get the flu, then we all are.
Well, we can all get it.
Then anyone can get it.
Yeah.
Bobby Bowles show.
Justin Timberlake will be doing a halftime show
at the Super Bowl
less than two weeks away.
So, I think that'll be cool.
I can't, I like Justin Timberlake.
Come on.
I'm trying to.
But here's the bad news.
Oh.
They went up to Joey Patone and they were like,
Woo!
Justin Timberlake Insink.
He's like, nah, we didn't get invited.
And I don't think they should have
because he's done other things
where he brought them out.
Justin Timberlake himself
is as big as Insink was.
So I'm cool with Insync not showing up.
This should be a Justin moment.
Got that sexy back in there.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The motherfucker don't know how to act.
Yeah.
Lunchbox, do the yeah with it.
Yeah.
Oh, kind of guy.
Do it again.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
It's not bad.
Hey, he's got a little rhythm.
Yeah, he's on the beat.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Good, good creeping up on you, so just dance, dance, dance.
All those things I shouldn't do, but you dance, dance, dance.
Please don't do filthy.
That's all not good.
Which one's filthy?
That new one that's like,
Filthy, filthy, filthy, no, no.
Hayter's going to say it's fake.
Fake, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Morgan number two, do you like filthy?
You're 24.
You like that stuff?
It's not my favorite, Justin Timberlake.
No.
I don't think he should be the favorite yet, but even then I don't even like it.
I'll change it.
But like I say, one man's trash, another man's treasure.
Oh, you do say that.
Some people love it, man.
but there's no in sync
That's a jam
This is a jam
Baby five, bye, bye, bye
What if he brings Janet Jackson back out
Oh
That would be awesome
That would be awesome
And then he does the same thing again
Oh
He just spits in the face of everybody
That was crazy when that happened
I mentioned Christian Bush a minute ago
From Sugar Land
They have a new song
and a new tour and a whole new life.
It's awesome, but they have this song called Still the Same Sugar Land does.
But Christian himself has a new podcast.
I love podcasts.
You can just go on your phone and listen to them anytime.
You can go to IHart Radio or iTunes,
and it's called Geeking Out with Christian Bush,
and it's not about music or his life.
He goes and talks to people who have a complete obsession
with something other than their job,
and he talks to Granger Smith,
and Granger loves beehives.
loves beehives. And so Granger's talking about how bees travel five miles every
day. They travel five miles every day. Bees travel five miles every day. Every day. They will go
55,000 miles in their life. And they only live 35 days. So Granger's obsessed with beehives,
and they do this whole 20 to 30 minute talking about beehives, and I was so interested in it.
15,000 bees in each hive, and I had two hives. I had 30,000 bees in the back of my truck.
I had to pull over and get gas on the way there, and I was like, oh my gosh. I got
you know.
He talks about the queen and bouncer bees
to keep other bees out.
It's fascinating.
And so Christian Bush, it's called
Geeking Out with Christian Bush.
And you can search that if you love podcasts.
And I did one with Christian.
It's not coming out yet.
But this one's really good.
It's Christian's new podcast.
So just so much out there in the podcast world.
Listen to the show all morning.
Listen to podcasts all day.
That's what I say.
And that's the new Sugar Land song.
Still the same.
I will say, Amy should
be here in the next 20 minutes or so.
But top of the hour
is an announcement that we
have been talking about, Amy and I've been talking about for the last
few nights. We've probably
invested three hours on the phone
because Amy, if you're going to say
this, you need to make sure
and
I don't want to run it, but Amy will be in top hour.
If you got to go somewhere, just don't go.
You need to wait and hear this. Because we might
keep it off the podcast. We may never tweet about it.
This could be an exclusive. Yes, stay here.
It could be an us exclusive only for us.
and us.
And just us, yes.
Okay, coming back, Amy will be here in a bit.
So you can tell me if you think Miranda's taking a shot at Blake
or if she's just singing a song
because I read it and every headline tries to make the headline a little bigger
so you'll click it.
But here's Miranda and this is her singing at a show
so the audio isn't super good.
But you tell me if you think that it's awesome or not.
Hey, where's my clips here?
Nobody always tells me
Thank you
I'm even colorblind
Yes it's hard for you
Thank you
Here we go
Mm
Mm
You know
For my
Big sunglasses
Oh wow
Blake's Oklahoma
And she got out
Right
What you think
That's shot toward Blake or not here again
4994 shots fired
Shots fire
Towards Blake Shelds
You would say shots fire
Oh yeah
Why else would she slam Oklahoma
Morgan number two, your thoughts
I don't think so
I don't think she's taking shots
I think she's just singing a song
Or she's just rhyming
Now there is part of life in that
She did leave Oklahoma
And she didn't just leave it
She got the out of there
Okay so I say
It's not so much a shot at Blake
But a story of her life
Like that part of her life is over
You say it's a shot at Blake
You say it's not a shot at Blake
Lunchbox?
That's a shot right at Blake
Shots fired at Blake
Shelton.
Man down?
A possible suspect
Marana Lambert.
So
someone at Alexa must love the
Philadelphia Eagles because if you ask Alexa
who will win the Super Bowl.
Alexa, who do you want to win the
Super Bowl? I'm rooting for
the Eagles. They've never won the Super Bowl
and I like a good underdog story.
Fly Eagles fly.
I asked this morning too
because I heard this and she had a different response
but it was like, yeah, the Eagles, I
think they're going to fly this year. I'm picking the Eagles.
That's so funny. She's been programmed to say that.
Yeah, Jeff Bezos probably up there.
Alexa, you will say the Eagles.
Or else.
This town held a candlelight vigil for a burned-down Taco Bell.
When it started as a joke, because I saw it on Reddit, this guy said, it's a Taco
Bell I went to all through high school and college.
And it caught fire, and he was on his knee out in front of it.
Just being sad, but in a funny way.
You never want to sing Burn Downing. That's a business for someone.
They probably had insurance, but still.
In Montgomery, Alabama, an electrical fire caused a 24-hour taco bell to burn down.
So the students created a Facebook vigil, and then people showed up when they weren't really expecting them to.
Some didn't want to talk about it.
I can't eat here.
Others had a lot to say.
I felt like I lost the family member.
I'm hoping we get closure tonight.
I'm hurt.
My feelings are hurt.
I got to go all the way to Perry Hill to get some Taco Bell.
That's like lunchbox in his Sam's club.
It's not funny.
See, he didn't think that's funny.
Let's do a Never Gonna get it.
Hey, is Amy in that room in there?
Yeah, tell her to come in here.
Is she not coming in for a reason?
Does she have work to do?
No, she's coming in.
Okay.
Amy just walked in.
I saw her illustri's hair.
Amy!
We're not doing any announcement for half an hour.
I just hadn't seen Amy in a couple weeks.
Wow.
Hi.
What's up, Amy?
He's all dressed up for her announcement.
Let's do Never Going to.
get it here. Put your headphones on real quick, Amy.
A new study found this is the number one most recognizable smell in America.
Of all the smells, this is the number one most recognizable smell. So we're going to come back.
We'll take one person on the phone, 8777 Bobby. Amy's here. By the way, good to see you.
You do?
We've talked. We've talked. We've talked. That's why you're not excited. No, no, I'm very excited that
she's back. But there's just, I was like, Amy, don't come back yet.
But that's a whole story.
It's a whole story.
But we're going to do never going to get it
and then we'll get deep into the live
of the whole situation.
Amy, you remember this game?
Yes.
Okay.
By the way, I'm Bobby.
That's Lunchbox.
Morgan number two.
Mike D.
Mike D.
Yeah, yeah.
You're never going to get a question is
a new study found
this is the number one
most recognizable smell in America.
I don't think you'll get it.
Let's go over back in the studio.
this morning for a bit. Amy, what do you think?
Coffee. And ladies and gentlemen,
all it takes is one day back
on the show. Oh, yeah!
He's back, folks.
Nice.
Yeah. Feels good, feels good.
Walks right back in. That's how she does it.
And there's the room, takes back over.
Dang. Maybe I've given
some new superpowers as a mom.
Wow. I never get it right.
Wow.
I'm in shock right now. There
she goes.
She goes again.
Drinking coffee is.
What are you going to say?
Are you sure it wasn't gasoline?
It's not.
Good one.
Coffee's one.
Peanut butter is two.
Huh.
I had B.O.
Ew.
Because you sit next to lunch.
I smell it every day.
Get your bones on the Bobby Bones show.
You really haven't worked, Amy, here for a month.
Yeah.
It's been a solid month that you've been in.
I felt that when I was driving in.
I was like, this is weird.
I mean, I've been working just in a different way.
No one's challenging you.
Okay, okay, I just want to make sure you didn't think I was like...
Sleeping in.
Sipping my tides.
It was Saturday night and I don't know if I called you or you called me.
I called you.
But it was a solid hour and as long as I've talked on the phone in probably three years.
Yeah, I know.
When we hung up, I was like, ooh.
And my husband was like, seriously?
Because it was like the kids had gone to bed and it was our one chance to like really catch up.
But I needed to catch up with you on a few things and figure out this week and what we were doing and what I was doing.
And I just needed to share with you what was what we were thinking.
And anyway.
Those thoughts come up in about 20 minutes, by the way.
Amy has an announcement.
But today you didn't take the kids to school, which you have the last couple days.
You've driven them in.
Yep.
Feel pretty good about it though.
Yeah?
You know, our son's a little hesitant going into class.
all these other little seven-year-olds
hop out of their parents' car and walk class by themselves
or get off the bus?
Nope, not mine.
Got to be escorted.
Do you have to walk them in?
Yeah, I mean, I take him in,
but I think it'll just maybe take a few more weeks of him getting used to it
and learning and navigating.
But some of these kids, they know their way around that school, no problem.
And they're so little.
How's the school drop-off line?
What's that culture like?
First time you've had to do that as a parent.
Oh, it's nerve-wracking.
For me, I feel like I'm messing everybody up.
You can't be on your cell phone.
you got to be paying attention.
There's whistles and vests and lines and directors,
and I just am scared I'm going to make everybody mad.
Like yesterday, my goal was to just not make anybody mad.
Like I was like very patient looking, two hands on the wheel.
And by the way, I know y'all say I'm a bad driver,
but I guess maybe with kids now, I'm way more cautious.
My daughter even makes fun of my driving.
She's just like, mom.
We make fun of your driving too?
You're slow.
And then she kind of mimicked me.
She kind of like is in the back.
She goes, mom, look.
And I turn around and she's like driving like an old lady.
She's like, that's you.
I was like, what?
How is she with school?
Does she, is she better at it?
She's older.
She can walk straight to her class.
She hops out of the car and she's like, bye.
Are other kids that don't speak English in these classes?
All of none of them are English as their second language.
And we're really the only parents that speak English for the teachers because we're
adopted parents.
And the other parents are from other countries.
Wow.
And a lot of them, they don't, but they want their children to learn English,
so their children are in this program.
Do you find that it?
it's good for your kids to be in a class with other kids who are also going through the same
struggle so they don't feel ostracized by not knowing English? 100%. This, how this fell into our
like, we learned about it at their English comprehension exam. I had no idea this existed,
but it's been the biggest blessing ever. Because it's part of the public school program system.
And yeah, we just, they get in the car after school and they are different people just
blah blah blah, blah, talking, talking, talking, talking. They enjoy school? Yeah. So do,
Do you think it was a blessing that they did poorly on their English exam that they didn't know as much?
Huge.
Yeah.
Thank you so much, children.
For not knowing English.
For doing poorly on your, because had they done well, we would be in a normal school, which has a good, you know, English as a second language program, but this is like that totally magnified and specialized to them.
And I, again, like you said, they don't feel alone.
And then, you know, my daughter, she's all in.
She's very smart.
My son, he's too young to kind of, he's still figuring it out.
but I guess the teacher gave her some code yesterday that she needs for a computer login.
I have no idea exactly what it's for.
I need to call it the teacher because she got home.
She's like, I need a permanent marker.
I'm like, why?
And then she rolls up her sleeve and pulls out her arm and she's about to start riding on her arm.
She said, my teacher said, I cannot forget this number.
Which is the code?
Which is your code for her computer or whatever.
And I'm thinking her cute little brain is like really taking what the teacher's saying,
this is your number.
Do not forget it.
And so she wants to show up every day.
not forgetting it. So she wanted a permanent marker on her arm and I wouldn't let her. So now...
Tattoo. Tattoo. No, no. She added it to all of her shoes. So whatever... And she did that on her own.
I didn't even tell her. She just came downstairs. She goes, it's okay. Whatever shoes I wear, I'm good.
That's funny. Yes. She's so clever.
So Amy's here today. We have an announcement in about 18 minutes. There are a lot of segments that
we've developed over the past month. I know you haven't been listening to the show because you've been busy.
You don't know a lot of what's happened. But one of our new favorite segments is,
Bruce Raymond reviews a lifetime movie
because he's been watching them like crazy.
Oh, they're so good.
And then he gives popcorns on how good they are,
like two popcorns, four popcorns.
Okay.
What's the name of the movie you're going to review, Ray?
Deadly Inn.
Is that a hotel?
Bed and Breakfast.
Okay.
The Deadly Inn, the Lifetime movie reviews coming up.
Amy's 30 seconds, Skinny, and Amy's announcement in 17 minutes.
The Bobby Ball.
All right, give him a lifetime music.
Oh, yes.
Our producer Raymond, who does all of our audio,
has been in a relationship for four years,
and his girlfriend, Ray, and Bay,
may make some watch Lifetime movies.
So which movie will you be reviewing now?
Deadly Inn.
About?
Well, this lady moves to an Oregon town and starts a bed and breakfast.
Is it deadly?
That's where it gets serious.
She doesn't know that the house has a deadly past.
What?
And
guests that are going to stay there
have deadly
intentions.
What?
The entire movie
turns deadly.
What?
In a simple,
common
Oregon town,
everything becomes
deadly.
All by starting a bed and breakfast.
Oh my goodness.
Wow.
So how many popcorn carnals
do you give it?
Two pieces of popcorn.
corn out of five. Why? The teaser
has me in. Yeah. It's a town that nobody would go
to and these guests come from all over America.
A place I've never even heard of in Oregon.
It's a movie. Deadly? And that's how it turns deadly.
How many people die?
I mean, you want the ending? I do not.
I will tell you though. Good point. Yeah. Can I say
this though? It's a deadly movie.
No! And there it is. Producer Raymond with another
a live-time movie review.
I'm going to have to check that one out.
How many popcorn?
He said two ice five.
Oh, two popcorn.
Yeah, two popcorn.
I would have given more, but the movie just became so deadly.
Thank you.
Producer Raven.
There he is.
One of another lifetime movie review.
Deadly in.
Over to Amy now with a 30-second skinny.
Bobby Bonscha.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 30-second skinny.
Marin Morris is going to be performing
with Zed and Gray on the
Grammys this Sunday. They're going to debut their
song The Middle, and it's going to be
the soundtrack for Target's
Springstyle marketing campaign, so that's pretty
awesome. The song's cool, too.
If you haven't heard this yet, Merrin Morris the Middle.
Take a seat.
Right over there, sat on the stairs,
stay a leave. And here's the hook.
So pull me closer.
Why don't you pull? Why don't you come and let you go?
It's a jam, huh?
I like it.
I like it.
What else you got?
Luke Bryan is adding dates to his
What Makes You Country Tour, which is now
going to run through the fall.
Tickets go on sale this Friday.
You can get details at Lukebrien.com.
Printing money.
Oh.
He's got a money machine now.
American Idol Tours, hats.
Monkey.
What do you buy his wife?
Kangaroo.
Yeah, you got all of that.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 seconds getting in.
Thanks.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Is it weird to hear adult music again?
I'm not in the.
a little bit. We listen to a lot
of Annie Frozen
and something from Descendants
2 called What's My Name? What's my name?
Say it louder.
What's Descendants?
Disney thing?
Yeah.
It's Descendants 2.
And Amy's announcements coming up in just a second.
Do your kids watch these movies and learn English
while watching the movies?
Yes.
Yeah.
We do subtitles a lot too, just to have them up there.
But they're like little spundits.
They watch it once and they know everything that's going to have in the movie and they start to talk to you about it.
So it's good.
It creates conversation for us.
We have every movie known to man now.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
For all our new friends that are listening to the show, Amy was in the adoption process for five long years.
Two kids, they're here in America.
Her son or daughter are from Haiti.
She spent a lot of time at the orphanage.
I went over to the orphanage.
The kids got here.
And in the past, just to be known, I always knew Amy was leaving the show when you got the kids.
We had spoken about that openly on the air.
That when the kids got here, Amy was done.
And I respected and appreciated it and knew what was in your heart.
But then it changed.
Yes.
It was, I'm, they're going to be a little older.
They're both going to be in school.
Right.
So the fact that we started with older kids.
and then the process took so long, so now they're even older.
And we have a job where they're at school, and then I can pick them up every day.
So, or my husband, and we're good to go.
Then I can't change back again because I don't think Amy really knew how intense this was going to be.
Oh, I thought I had a clue, but I had no clue.
I had no clue.
And people told me, and I thought, okay.
And then when we were in the thick of it, which we still are in the thick of it,
but I'm sort of just ripping the Band-Aid off.
We kind of have had to do that a few times regarding multiple things,
even them going to school right now.
I didn't think they were to start school until, I don't know, maybe the fall.
He's going to watch the minions all until September.
We were just going to be at home bonding, which is still a crucial part of the adoption process.
But, yeah, we're just ripping band-aids, left and right.
So with that being said, it's been a lot of, I'm leaving.
No, I think I'm good.
Oh, I don't know.
And I've often said, I thought Amy would come back and then leave.
Maybe she wouldn't come back.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But here's Amy.
She would like to say now, she'd like to make an announcement about the future of her and us.
And quite frankly, America, if I'm being honest.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
Amy, it's your microphone.
I think we came to the conclusion because this is the healthiest thing for me to do at this point in time.
We need to stay on the show.
She got us down.
She's back.
She's back.
She's back.
Now.
As of now.
As of right now, she's back.
It's official like right now.
Yeah, it's official right now.
Yes.
Yeah, like I'm on the clock.
To be honest, I told her not to come back today.
He did.
He did.
Mm-hmm.
And then I, in my mind, he doesn't know I have this whole band-aid ripping thing going on.
And I just needed to dive in.
I am so pumped to be able to pick the kids up for school today.
Every day.
dropping them off is a treat, but I assume that it will get old, so let's just go ahead and just assume that.
And there's going to be mornings where it's not super cute and fun.
So let's just assume that.
And then, you know, there's going to be mornings where maybe we have off or whatever and I'll be able to do it and it'll be a treat.
So I'll get plenty of time with them.
But they're really in until he's until 245, she's until 3.45.
And after I drop him off, which got me home about after 9 o'clock,
So the show is already sort of ending, and we start our morning at about 6 a.m.
And I'm just sitting there like, okay, people.
Laundry's done.
I don't know what.
It's just good.
It's good for me to have, I think, the busier I stay is great.
And idle time is not.
Because there are a lot of emotions.
There are a lot of things going on.
And I think I can juggle it all and I'll be more sane.
Amy called me Saturday.
Hey, I think I'm ready to come back.
And for me, I'm.
I always just want you to be good before we're good.
Right.
And I said, you need another week, two weeks, eight weeks, take it.
And I said, don't even come back Wednesday.
And she fought me to come back.
I'm glad you did because then I knew you meant it.
I never wanted you to feel pressured to come back early.
I'm super glad you're back.
I've been working with these knuckleheads.
It's been...
I mean, we were just getting in a group.
We were starting to fly.
I'm telling you the show was starting to soar, but now we're going to have to figure out our spots again.
Oh, no.
And it's going to be weird.
We're going to hit some speed bumps along the way.
Oh, no.
We're glad to have you back, and I'm sure the listeners are, some are glad to have you back.
Most of them probably are, so we'll just figure it out as we go.
They've done a good job, though, without you.
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
I've heard it's great.
Last time I talked to all, you made it seem like you're good to go.
We always wanted to make you feel that way.
So there was no pressure for you to feel to come back.
Like two weeks ago, I think I called in, and I was like, okay, hung at the phone.
I was like, well, I guess they're good.
Yeah, but I needed you to feel that way.
Oh.
Not to worry about this.
Oh, I wasn't.
Trust me.
Everything else was so, and it still is, but I think we're finding balance,
both with my husband's job and mine and in our home life.
We're trying to find that balance and get in our groove.
I mean, there's definitely a groove, and it's a roller coaster,
but we just got to go.
She's back.
Yeah, she's back.
She's back.
Good.
Now that's over.
Let's do a good show again finally.
All right.
Oh, come on.
Nancy and Tampa, hello.
Hey, Bobby, how you doing?
Good morning. Thank you for calling.
What can I do for you?
I am calling because my son is eight years old.
He's in the car with me now.
And we both have decided that Amy is not accepted back
until we hear the morning corny.
That's a good thought because we haven't done it in a while
because it's kind of sacred to Amy.
We didn't realize that until we gave it lunchbox like three times in a row.
And we're like, yeah, yeah, it's just go to Amy.
Oh, so you all just haven't been doing it?
No.
No, they just kicked me out.
of it. I mean, there's a lot of toilet humor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go.
The morning corny.
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meauntin.
Don't be a hater.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah, it was perfect.
Perfect.
She hated with a double.
Dang.
Okay, there you.
Thank you for calling.
In the next five to seven minutes,
lunchbox had a business dinner,
which for him's a big deal
because he's trying to make business moves.
I'm a businessman making business deals
trying to get that money.
Right.
So with that being said,
he did something at a business dinner.
It just was not cool.
Oh, boy.
I know.
But that's coming up in a few minutes.
Amy's back to date,
and you've missed a lot,
and you haven't listened to the show,
but you just have those kids.
I thought we would kind of go over some stuff that you missed.
Okay.
First of all, Dirk's came back and left you a book.
He did?
Yeah.
Oh, he left you a note, too.
Oh.
Inner engineering.
This is from Dirk's.
Okay.
That's awesome.
What's the book you brought?
I brought a book for Amy.
I forgot she's not here.
I'll see her.
I'll take it to her.
By the way, I say this.
Did you ever read the book I got you?
That's what I'm about to bring up.
Dirk's go.
We got into a whole topic.
We also talked about prostate exams.
It was a whole thing.
When you're not here, things go off the rails.
But Dirk's brought you that book.
That's awesome.
He insisted on sitting in your chair with his face on it the whole time.
No, he didn't.
No, he did.
He moved the guest chair out of the way.
He didn't want to sit on my chair, so he got yours.
So he wanted to sit on his own face.
He wanted to sit on himself.
Okay.
We've also started doing a segment called Will It Uber,
meaning we would take random things and try to Uber them one place to the other.
Okay.
So we started because Eddie's wife needed car keys.
And so Eddie got the Uber driver to take his keys down to where Eddie lives.
And it worked?
Amazing.
It worked.
Then we took a pork chop.
We put the pork chop in a car and a seatbelt and the guy Ubered it.
Then we took a live set out of Jason Aldeen from the building.
He said, oh, Jason needs to get somewhere.
Then we took it.
Then we took my tooth
when I went to Haiti, see your kids.
Yeah.
This tooth here?
Yeah.
And we were like,
this is a very important tooth.
We need to get this somewhere.
And it worked.
And we find out
they'll Uber anything.
Really?
I thought that they only Ubered people.
They're supposed to.
Yeah.
It all Ubered.
But they were trying to get that money.
But the tooth was not in a case.
It was just...
We just handed them the tooth.
And they took the tooth.
Yeah, yeah.
And it made...
Obviously, you got the tooth back,
so it made it to them.
It made...
Because we sent everything to Bay,
raised girlfriend.
and she accepted it.
And then the guy text me like, hey, are you single?
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Because, because, yeah.
Oh, I thought he was into you, but he was with her.
No, no, and he was her.
Yeah, yeah.
Here's us Ubering Jason Aldeen.
So now we have this live-size cut out of Jason Aldean.
We've put a beanie and sunglasses on it.
We want to see if the Uber driver will just carry it with no human.
This is my boy Jason Aldine.
He's really famous and really rich,
and he's announcing his new tour today.
Shall I put the seatbelt on him?
I know that's just he'll be fine
No he'll be fine
No C-bell
All right thank you man
So everything Ubered
We're gonna do a box of snakes
No
We haven't yet
See
We thought we'd run that by you
We thought you'd say no
Well this is cool though
I mean
We got so much more fun
No
I mean you can certainly
Try the snakes
But that's scary
The lead singer of the cranberries died
Did you know that
Yeah she's 46
What's her name?
Delorese O'Rordan
Oh
No I had not heard that
Did you listen to the cranberries as a kid?
I mean, I know this song.
You also know, zombie, zombie.
That's it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That happened.
Hansen came by yesterday.
Yeah, I'm sad.
I missed that.
That would have been amazing.
Yeah.
Just think if you wouldn't have those kids.
They might be listening.
They're on their way to school right now.
Actually, they haven't wanted to listen, but maybe they will be listening because I'm back to work.
Do they know you're on the radio?
This is their first
This could be their first understanding of it
One time we were driving and I came on in a commercial
And I don't know if they just didn't get it
Or they just don't care
I don't know
But I kept trying to say tomorrow morning on your way to school
You can listen to me
Maybe
Mom we listen to you all the time
Yeah
We're listening to you now
We didn't think of
We were watching some movie
And the mom said something
Like this is just so hard
and my daughter popped up
and she goes mom that's you
that's you and I was like what she goes
you say that all the time
and I said I do and she's referring
to when we pray I'm praying
for them and I'm like you know Lord I know
this is just so hard for them right now
I know we just want to understand
I know this is so hard
and I guess I say that a lot
that now anytime they hear someone say this is so hard
that's me like okay I'm gonna stop praying
that way which reminds me of a couple
things we're gonna come back and do
lunchboxes business dinner
story, which he, as always, I just want to make it, I want to be in front of clients.
And then he does this, and then this is why he's not in front of clients.
So that's coming up.
And then an Amy story about a movie she saw on TV that is the nicest, most, and she's like,
I'm so offended.
She's a different person now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I tell you what movie that she got offended by, you're going to say, me, ma'all.
What's problem?
I just got confirmation.
They're listening, and this is their first time.
So can we say hi to them?
Go ahead.
Hi, it's mom, it's me.
See, I told you, I'm coming to be on the radio, and now you're in the car, and this is me.
So, hi.
I hope you have a great day of school, and you're going to be great.
I will see you later today.
You're awesome, and I love you.
Yeah, it's Bobby.
This is Bobby.
What up!
Yeah, it's Eddie.
They don't know you guys.
I've met him.
Yeah, of course.
I gave you the blankets, remember?
They do.
I think.
Hi, guys.
See later.
Okay, bye.
Amy, have you heard about the TidePod Challenge?
Well, yes, because my sister had to sit down and talk to her kids about it.
She sent me a note that she sent them, like, stay away from them.
Retailers lock up Tidepods after dangerous social media challenge.
So now they're having to put them in cases.
I know, right?
That's why wrote the song, Don't Eat the Pods.
Hi y'all.
Don't Eat T'all.
PODs.
I felt like I shouldn't have to say this, but this is a musical public service announcement.
Here we go.
It's laundry time, I tell you.
No more messing around.
Gonna do some T-shirts later.
But right now, I'll do the towels.
Pouches come in handy.
But I wonder, how do they taste?
Kind of looks like a piece of candy.
So I shove it in my face.
Yeah!
Spit that out even though it looks yummy.
Spit that out or you get a sore tummy.
Man, that sure don't taste like a skittal.
I ended up in a hospital.
I learned my lesson. I almost died.
It's not a snack if the label says tied.
Unless you want to end up like cousin Todd.
Finish your veggies and don't eat the pot.
Yeah.
That was a lot, baby.
This happened 10 minutes ago.
This clip just came in.
Hi.
I hope you have a great day in school, and you're going to be great.
I will see you later today.
You're awesome, and I love you.
Yeah, it's Bobby.
Tucker Bobby.
What up?
Yeah.
All right, cool.
Bobby, right out.
Hey, it's Eddie.
Bobby, right out.
I gave you the blankets, remember?
Bobby.
Yeah.
Bobby, do you, me?
I think.
Hi, guys.
See you later.
Maybe.
I didn't hear you.
I didn't hear other one of you, but thanks for the hello.
It's funny they didn't yell at you.
Well, of course not.
Again, like you said, they hear me talk all the time.
You can hear the, you can hear the, in the background as my daughter, like, sticking her tongue out and being like, okay, mom's talking.
And then when you start talking, they're like, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
I mean, that's basically how it is with everyone in my life.
That's funny.
They love everyone.
Hi.
I hope you have a great day in school, and you're going to be great.
I will see you later today.
You're awesome, and I love you.
Yeah, it's Bobby.
This is Bobby.
What up?
Yeah.
All right, cool.
Money!
Way up!
That's so funny.
Well, that's funny.
Cute.
Yeah, it's cute.
I'm so glad they heard that.
It was perfect.
Maybe now they've still to understand.
It'll take a bit.
They've also been up here in the studio.
Yeah, but...
I know.
They didn't know yet.
It was just a bunch of things.
I don't get it.
Lunchbox went to a business dinner, right?
So his thing is he wants to be a businessman making a business.
What is again?
Businessman making business deals trying to get that money.
And so the company tells you what?
That it's going to be there.
five o'clock.
Be there for a dinner with who?
A bunch of clients.
Numerous clients.
That's how you business, men, bank.
That's closing a lot of deals.
That's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
So I thought, well, do I get there at five o'clock or do I get there at 5.15 because you want
the clients to be there and the star walk in and everyone be there to greet you.
Oh, so you thought you should be late to clients.
You thought you should show up late to people that depend on you to talk about.
what they need you to talk about
in a manner
this is terrible.
I don't even understand
how your reasoning
would be to show up late
to a business meeting.
My logic is
they're all in the room
then 515 comes around
the door opens.
They all turn and they're like
there he is.
That's who we want to see.
I'm so confused
at how you're thinking works.
Late.
Okay, so let me give you an example.
Tim McGraw.
One of our favorites.
Yeah.
When he comes up here,
Big star.
Big.
Does he show up earlier?
Did he show up late?
he shows up early
but he
the radio is a different
it's a live deal
the dinner is
with live people
usually you stand around
and talk for a little bit
I would never spend money
with someone who was late
to a meeting
unless there was an accident
or something
I thought I was trying
to make the grand entrance
how grand was it
it was great
I felt like
oh there's lunchbox
hey how are you doing
nice to meet you
so everyone is excited to see you
if you get there early
you're just another
dependable. You're just another person in the room.
No, you're a dependable person who they think
I'd like to do business with.
I never do grand entrance.
I'm there before everybody gets there
because I'm greeting them individually.
You can spend time with every single person that walks in.
You can look them in the eyeballs.
You can say, hey, this is what I can do for you.
And that's just that you have to change your logic
on what people think's cool.
Don't try to be cool.
Were they excited to see you?
Well, there was one client that wasn't so excited.
to see me. I was told, I was pulled to the side by the boss. And he said, hey, this client
doesn't really care about you. They only want to meet Bobby. That's a good, uh, good self-esteem
booster there. Was Bobby coming? No, Bobby wasn't even coming to the dinner. First of all, I was
preparing for the Ryman. It was before the Ryman show, the million dollar show.
Bobby was busy. Right. And the boss goes, and don't worry, you're sitting at that table.
What? Why do I want? You know what I would have seen that as? An actual opportunity to convert somebody.
Do you know how many people have converted from other radio shows
and from other Apple music, Spotify, that spend money?
And I'm like, hey, let me tell you why.
Dude, you're just...
See, I made the grand entrance, and then he comes at me with,
they just care about Bobby, this one client,
but you're going to sit next to him all night.
But you can win them.
That makes me feel so great, and I'm glad I came.
You got to be insensitive.
You have to stop being late.
All the things that you're doing, switch it up.
Or just don't tell me that.
No, why not?
hey they really want to be Bobby
but you can go on to win them over.
Yeah.
Do you know how many times I go into a room
and they're like hey they just want Ryan secretized?
They don't even know anything about country music.
Yeah.
And I'm like, perfect.
Watch this.
Hold my beer.
Like in our job is to represent Bobby.
Like if we're kind of,
if he's Bobby and we're like
second string or whatever,
we go in and we make him look good.
Hey, I'm not trying to get Bobby business deals.
I'm trying to get business deals.
But business for him is for business for you.
That's how the show
He doesn't get it.
Everything you did was wrong.
Everything.
Everything.
Most people like their jobs nowadays, at least more so than used to be.
That's great.
You're growing up for me, especially when my stepdad came into the picture, probably like 12 or so,
he worked really hard at a sawmill, but he didn't love his job.
And he came home every day.
He hated his job.
And he would go hunting and fishing, and that was how he balanced the fact that he hated his job.
And I just remember thinking, I'm okay.
be broke if I don't hate my job.
So,
so I got into this business.
I was broke for a long time.
So you didn't have to find the balance.
No.
And you love it so much that all you do is work.
Yeah, there's also a part of me that's broken from the inside.
But still, you know.
But no, I do love my job,
and I love that I get to work with the people that I got to pick
and people that I've been with forever.
And I'm happy that Amy's back now,
and I'm happy that Lunchbox exists.
Yeah.
Eddie.
Yeah, thank you.
Everyone.
Feels good to hear you say that.
No, it's a good group.
So the story's, you know, over 70% of workers are satisfied with their work.
People are now, instead of chasing the paycheck, for the most part, are chasing happiness.
That's awesome.
It's really good.
Lunchbox does not think that's the...
I don't believe that at all.
But you were broke for a long time, too.
Yeah.
Especially in work, because I paid you nothing because I got paid nothing.
Right.
I'm just saying I could...
We could all use an increase.
Everybody...
No one's arguing that.
That's not the story.
That's not the story.
But I talk to friends all the time.
Oh, man, I hate my job.
Well, your friends are that 30%.
And you're not that, though.
But you're not that.
Right.
Where do you put this job?
If 10 means you're super satisfied with a job, one means you hate it.
I would say six.
Six!
Are you crazy?
That's more than five, guys.
That's a 60%.
What do you not like about it?
Good question.
The hours.
Okay.
That's the biggest part for me.
The harassment I take from you guys saying I'm lazy and,
I don't do anything.
There's no harassment.
We always say, hey, you sleep five hours a day.
You play soccer.
Like, we wish we had that life.
But you've chosen it, and we could choose it too.
But this guy over here to my left, Eddie, he talks about,
I'll lunch, guys to sleep.
He's so lazy.
He's the one on the show.
Relax.
It's an observation.
So you don't like being picked on.
Well, I'm just saying he gets annoying from him.
But you pick on everybody more, more than all of us combined.
I don't call Eddie.
I mean.
Yes, you do.
I've heard you to call him lazy.
He's lazier than I do.
How old are you?
36.
Okay, 36.
36.
and his problem with this job is the hours and they get picked on.
Like, people would kill for this job right now.
They're doing shift work or they're waking up and they're working two jobs
or they're doing whatever they can to make ends meet.
You have an amazing job and you're complaining right now.
I can use a month's vacation too.
Oh, my gosh.
You have a great job.
You make a good living.
You have all day to nap and sleep.
Why are you never happy?
You have the least pressured job on this entire show.
you have less pressure than anyone else because that's where you thrive.
I set it up that way.
No, no, no.
I set it up that way.
But you have, I'm happy that you're at least 60%.
You know what?
I'll take 60%.
That's what I'm saying?
I didn't say I hated the job.
Right.
Okay.
Eddie, where would you be on that list?
Dude, I'm at 90.
No, are you kidding me?
Like, think of the alternative.
What else I'd be doing?
It would not be as fun as this.
Like, this is a dream job.
He compares everything to real world or amazing
race. But he's had
hardworking, like real
real world type jobs.
Where were you at Sam's Club on that scale?
Nine. You like Sam's Club more than this job?
It was amazing. More than this job.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Okay.
Good to know.
Great.
Wow. Well, we still don't know where your head is,
but at least now we know where your head is.
That's crazy.
Well, thanks for hanging out, everybody.
Good times.
Okay.
Tell them what movie you're now mad at.
Mrs. Doubtfire.
Oh, come on.
I know.
One of my favorites.
It's so amazing.
And I'm not really, really mad at it, but it has disrupted our life, especially in public.
Because did you know that Mrs. Doubtfire, obviously it's Robin Williams being the man dresses her, like gets mad in the movie and I never notice this, but he flicks someone off, you know?
And so the kids see that.
And, of course, they love Mrs. Doubtfire.
and she can do no wrong, and this is amazing.
So they're constantly asking me what that means, and then they do it.
And we're in public.
And they lift up their finger, and they're basically flicking everybody off.
And they're like, wait, mom, why is this bad?
Mrs. Doubtfire does it?
Why can't we do this?
And I'm trying to explain to them.
It's not nice.
And it's like saying something mean to someone, and it's just not getting there.
So we're throwing up that middle finger a lot because of Miss Doubtfire.
A kids movie, and I never noticed it before.
If there's anything out there,
if you're a parent, you're listening to this,
and there's a thing that your kids do,
and you're like, oh my goodness,
I never even thought that would happen.
Call us, same type situation.
877-Bobby.
The one movie I thought I could trust.
I know.
No.
Come on.
Do they like SpongeBob?
I don't know if we've watched it yet.
No, we haven't watched it, so I don't know.
I can't answer that.
How does they, that's the greatest ever.
You got to put them on that.
Okay.
I'll have to get on it.
I watch SpongeBob alone.
SpongeBob is funny.
Yeah.
Eddie has kids and he can watch it with them.
They do, but they don't like it as much.
I don't know what their deal is.
Do you know who's playing in the Super Bowl, Amy?
The Patriots.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tom Brady.
And?
No, no, that's not who he's playing.
It's Patriots.
Amy's just kind of been out of it.
No, I don't.
I'm just guessing the Patriots because they always play.
That's a good guess.
And they're in, yes.
But I don't know who they're playing now.
They're playing the Philadelphia Eagles.
Oh, good times.
Who plays on that team, I know.
Well, Nick Foles went to a little school.
Well, do you want to tell him where they went?
He went to Westlake High School.
Shout out.
Austin, Texas, Rivers, it.
Yeah, so.
What does he play, a quarterback?
He does.
Yeah.
So, anyway, that's his insurper.
I felt we have to catch Amy up on there.
Is there anything that you want to know?
Like, you've missed the show.
Okay.
I, well, and I, it's been a while since I texted with her, so I'm curious about two things in your life.
I really don't know what's going on with you and Lindsay and how that's been going, and then I'm very curious about Dusty.
So my ex-girlfriend and my dog.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll start with the dog.
Dusty has a blood cancer.
He has an appointment today.
He gets checked every month.
They gave him six months.
He's at about five now, but I'm telling you he's so good and physically good.
and he eats well.
He's going to go today and they're going to say he's good again for another month.
I predicted he'd go April.
He'd go eight months, nine months.
Wow.
So I'm in a very optimistic place with that.
I realize it's not an if, but it's a win.
And right now I'm good because he's good.
When he starts to not be good, I probably will go down a bit.
But he's good.
Thanks for asking about that.
Well, I'm worried about that for you big time.
And I don't bring it out.
I mean, this I feel like is a safe place for me to bring it.
it up. We don't bring it up when we're talking one-on-one, because I know you don't like really
talking about stuff. Sometimes in the microphone, you're more open.
True. I do speak here a lot better than I speak anywhere else. Yep, very true. Like, if I
even text him about his dog, he's like sends back an emoji. Oh, I do that. I'm going to say,
hey, how's a dog? I'll send her back like a peanut emoji. Yeah. So I'm like, okay,
I'll wait to like. We'll wait till everyone's listening. Yeah. No, it's more just,
he's more comfortable. I know. Lindsay, we talk occasionally.
You know, the breakup was hard.
She has her highest song ever.
The Curse of Bobby has been lifted.
Nice.
And she has her highest song ever.
Criminals at 29 right now.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
I had no idea because, I mean, I haven't been listening either.
So it's getting played.
Yeah, I was toxic.
I'm telling you.
The Curse of Bobby.
Once the Curse of Bobby got lifted,
other radio companies were like,
oh, she's not with Bobby,
so let's play the song.
Oh, that's amazing.
But yeah, I root for her really hard,
and she's doing great.
And she's also like mentoring other females.
She's very into the girl power thing.
So.
But she's good.
She's going out on tour with Paisley and Allen, then Sugar Land.
Nice.
Yeah, so.
We definitely don't talk as much as we used to, but...
But that's probably good, probably healthy for both of you.
Yes.
Yeah.
But I couldn't be rooting for her more.
Good.
And I'll say this too about...
There are, I think, three songs.
And I would never just say, hey, spend your money.
But what happens is,
with the female development in radio,
it's all the record labels fault.
It's not radio's fault.
They just haven't been developing females
and servicing near as many,
and then all of a sudden we don't have any to play,
and then people go, nah, radio.
Aside from that, me, I've been trying to have a...
Whatever.
Here's what I'm going to say.
There are about three females
that are starting to break through now
that aren't Miranda or Carrie
and even Kelsey and Marin.
Those four punched in the face
and they're in at different times.
But if you're listening right now,
I'm going to give you three female artists that you could literally download instead of stream because streaming numbers are never legit.
You could download and help that.
And here are the three that are on the charts now that you could help.
One is Lauren Elena in this song called Doing Fine.
I believe that song's in like the 30s or 40s.
Daniel Bradbury Sway.
Amy loves this song.
I love this song too.
It needs a sales story to tell the other people that are making decisions that this is a song.
Like who doesn't get that this is a song?
I don't know.
I don't know.
A bunch of radio people.
Really?
There's, yeah.
Come on.
It's good.
Criminal from Lindsay L.
It's at 29.
These are the three songs that need pushed up into the next level by a sales story.
So if you're looking for new music to download, I would recommend one of those three.
So I paid for and downloaded two of those.
What's the name of Lauren Elena's again?
Doing fine.
Doing fine.
Okay, I'm going to get that one.
So it does support a greater cause.
And I never want you to spend your money on something you don't like anyway, but I just want to put that out there.
that those three are right in that part of the chart
where it's really hard to break through
and a sales story helps them.
So there's that, yeah, thanks for asking about all that.
They listed all the cities that Amazon made going.
They did a whole story of the top five.
Oh, have they decided yet?
No, they put it to 20.
They cut it down to 20.
But here's a story.
These are the five cities that they really feel
had the best chance.
Four of them are our cities.
Really?
Yeah.
So Atlanta is on there.
Raleigh.
D.C., Boston, and the only non-east coast
in the top five is Austin.
Yeah.
Wow.
So those are the five they really feel
have the best shot to get Amazon.
Wow.
I mean, whatever city they go to,
isn't it something like 50,000 jobs?
It's a whole new city.
I mean, yeah.
That's crazy.
You're building a new city and a city.
Yeah.
So they call the city Amazon.
Amazon, yeah, we're going to...
Where do you live?
Amazon.
Yeah, USA.
Amazon, Texas.
What suburb do you live in of Boston?
Amazon.
Basically.
You have your own grocery store
It's in between
Round Rock and Georgetown
It's in a little town called Amazon
I've heard of that town
They really have houses?
Where?
No, not yet.
No, no, we're joking.
Yeah, it's a joke.
The whole thing that we do.
Now that Amy's back, it's, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we're just like about 50,000 people
are like, basically, that's a town.
Amy was telling you about her kids
and they saw Mrs. Dalfire
and they're just seen a Miss Delfire
where they flip off.
Mrs. Delfire flips someone off, so they think it's fine because she's Mrs. Delfire.
Hey, Chelsea in Florida.
Hi, how are you?
We're really good.
Thank you for calling.
What do you think about this?
So, I'm just as guilty as Amy's kids.
So when I was little, my brother used to love watching the Austin Powers movies.
So my dad's friend came over to the house, and they called me Minnie Me one day.
And Minnie Me used to always give people the finger with both hands.
So I'd run around saying, I'm Minnie Me and just flip everyone off all the time.
So that was my thing my parents had to hide the movies for a few years.
This caller, her talking about her being a kid,
just reminded me of something I did after I saw a pretty woman as a kid.
Wait, what?
Yes.
So I saw Pretty Woman when I was like,
about nine or something.
And I decided to dress up as like punk rocker as I could, I guess,
like tights and a short skirt, and I don't even know.
And then I walked up and down my street.
No joke.
You were a nine-year-old being a streetwalker?
Oh, my goodness.
How does the story never come out until right now?
Because it just came into my head.
When she said that, I was like, oh my gosh.
This reminds you when my mom came home one day
and she found me walking up down the street with my neighbor friend.
I was with a friend.
But I didn't know.
When I saw pretty woman, I had no concept of what she actually was.
It's not like I really knew what was happening at all.
And nobody explained it to me.
I just thought you like, you know.
And so I was by the mailbox.
She's right.
Just waiting.
Looking for nine years.
John's. And it was...
And there were tricycle bikes in a suit and this brief...
Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, parents, be careful when you show your kids, you know?
Christy in Tennessee.
Yes.
Thank you for calling. Holy moly.
What would you like to say?
Well, okay, so it's not about flipping off anybody, but my kids have a tendency to point things out about people in public as loud as they possibly can.
And it's worse whenever we have to take one of them to the bathroom because they're two and five.
they're small. And heaven
forbid somebody makes a noise in a different stall
and my daughter who is extremely
loud. She's like, Mommy, what's that noise?
And I'm like, you know, I don't know.
I'm trying to play it off. She's like, well, it sounds like somebody
toot it. I'm like, no.
Like, well, my own business is,
be quiet. And I know that person's got like
a red face and they're waiting for us to leave
so they don't have to come out and be face-to-face
with the kids that called them out.
But it's awful. They always do that.
Thank you for the call. Kirstie.
Appreciate you.
Thank you.
And good luck fixing that one.
I can't believe Amy watched Pretty Woman as nine years and they started streetwalking.
Just by my mailbox.
But literally streetwalking.
I wouldn't know what I was doing though.
I wasn't looking for a ride.
Right, right, right, bad.
This is a Bobby Bonds show.
Bobby Bonds.
Talking about movies, your kids see something in a movie and then all of a sudden they start doing it.
Because Amy's kids saw Mrs. Dotfire flip somebody off.
And so now they don't know what it means and they're doing it.
Hey, you're on the air, Ashley in St. Louis.
Yes, hello.
What happened to you?
Well, we were at a movie, and I believe it was the movie Paddington, and they were showing the trailers.
And it may have been by accident, but they started showing the trailer with the Chan and Tatum movie, almost like the strippers.
Oh, Magic Mike.
Yes, Magic Mike.
Wait, that's an odd choice of a trailer to run before Paddington, right?
It is.
And at the time, all the mothers in the theater started cheering.
So my four-year-old, well, I guess he was three then, he thought that was very exciting.
So now, any time a song comes on and he really enjoys, he rips his shirt off and dances.
Amazing.
That's awesome.
Ashley, thank you for the call.
That's funny.
Thank you.
That's a really great one.
And so good at it.
I appreciate you.
I was talking to Amy last night because Amy announced earlier she's back.
She's on the show.
And I said, hey, maybe she takes some more time.
off, feel no pressure.
I want you back, but to take all the time.
She said, no, I'm good. And you can listen back on the
podcast. She goes, what's been going on with you?
Don't tip anybody off to what I'm about to say.
Don't give any extra details.
But I say, well, you know, for the past six months I've been trying to get
in some sort of controversy? And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So while I got one, I tell her the controversy. And I'm
ready for her to be like, ooh, because I didn't hurt anybody and
I didn't steal anything. It's really not that bad.
But I want to Amy to be like, ooh, that's a good one. She goes, oh,
that sucks. That's nothing.
Oh, like it wasn't the.
I was trying to make you feel better about if there's controversy.
Like, I've got your back.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know what kind of controversy you're looking for, but...
I just want something that's everybody's like, ooh, we've got a story.
But I'm never going to do anything bad.
I would just relate it to the billboard thing.
Remember when I did the billboard?
Yeah, you didn't hurt anyone?
Well, I wrote a chapter about it in my book, too, and it's getting revealed before that.
It's as if the billboard stunt would have been pulled out before I was ready to tell it.
It doesn't work.
Huh?
No, no, it works.
I'd already done it, but if someone would have caught on it later.
So what was wrong with this one, Amy?
No, don't say anything.
I can't say no more.
Can say no more.
What?
But, yeah.
So do we already know, or are we going to find out?
Morgan number two knows?
I have no idea.
You know?
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I was like, okay, wow.
Okay, but I mean.
Oh, Amy, when you were gone, Morgan number two was a secret keeper.
Oh.
Yeah, since you weren't here.
But you knew, but you weren't surprised.
No.
I'm so confused.
It doesn't matter.
It probably come out.
I'm not.
And I'm like, okay, I'm not surprised.
And is it really that big a deal?
That's what bother me.
I mean, I guess to some people.
I'm sorry that I'm bothering you with it.
I mean, fine.
Some people are going to be like, oh my gosh, it's so controversial.
That's what I want.
Okay.
Well, then you've got that.
I want like the blogs to go, Bobby Bones, the worst thing to happen to the format.
Oh.
I need that in my life because it's been too long.
So it's going to come out in, like, newspapers?
I don't know when, yes.
Yes.
Are you going to tell us this is it or are we going to know?
Oh, you'll know.
Well, no.
How long until this comes out, though?
I don't know. I don't know.
I just know that some of the people know and they weren't supposed to know it until my book comes out.
Yeah. It's crazy that they know.
Do you think it's a big deal?
Yes and no, it can go both ways.
I see where Amy's coming from, but it could also be really bad in a certain aspect.
Yeah.
It's Morgan, too.
So what is it?
No, don't.
Leave it there.
That was a good try.
I tried.
Leave it there.
She leaned in.
Mike D knows two.
Okay.
There's two of us left.
Guys, hold on.
Why Morgan number two?
I've been with you for 14 years.
I know.
I've never told your secrets.
Neither have I.
I know.
It's not that much of a secret.
Eddie, I'd tell you and you go,
oh yeah, of course.
I'd be like, oh, no one's going to like freak out over this.
But I'm like, the people that may, because you're written about it in the book and it's
like this whole thing and I get it.
And the people that may out it before you're ready for it to be outed, I'm like,
get a life.
That's how I felt.
I'm like, how is this a thing?
Like, don't you have anything better to do with your life?
But isn't that everything that's like a scandal?
This is such a big thing that it must be a bigger thing than I'm thinking.
And it could be a bigger thing than I'm thinking with other people that have done similar things.
Like maybe I'm just missing a piece.
Are your jewels going to get stolen?
Like, are you going to have like a big diamond that.
What?
Like the housewives that crew that robes celebrity houses?
I'm going to stop talking about it.
Gling ring.
I'm just going to stop talking about it.
Yeah.
What is happening?
Maybe it'll die.
No, no. What have we never
I've been trying to have something come up. I forget. But I'm saying you can put
it out in your book. That's my problem. I can't. I'm going to take it out of the book
once it's out there. Well, whatever. The whole thing is how to beat
the system. Yeah, I'm a system beater.
And it really, if you take it out of the book, I felt like, I was like, wow, that would be
a really good chapter. I know. Amy was like, that'd be a great chapter. Like, I would
read that one. Because for those that don't know, I bought billboards and didn't say I bought
them. Yes. About me bashing me. Yeah, they said, go away Bobby,
It's just media manipulation.
Yes.
That's fine.
Pretty genius.
Okay.
Thank you.
Go ahead.
So if you don't want it to fizzle, it's a good time to announce it.
No, not yet.
Not yet.
Because I don't know what the story is fully going to be.
Yeah.
Well, you can get out in front of the story.
I don't want to get out front of the story.
No, no, no, no, I don't want to get out front of anything.
I'm so confused.
I need to find out what this is.
I'm sort of shocked if they were that interested in.
It's got to be bigger than me.
I'm calling the New York Post today.
You have to be just in the mix of some of these, something bigger.
something bigger and then
you're in the mix and then you're like, you're
going to take the fall.
What?
Hey, you get on the phone with USA today.
Yeah, I'll call the Boston Globe.
Is there any chance this affects
our jobs?
I don't think so. Oh, don't. No, no. You have
to let us know if it affects our jobs.
I told, it doesn't matter.
I don't want to be part of a scandal. I've said too much.
Okay, I'm already, now I'm, I have
to stop talking. I've said too much.
Okay.
By that, I mean, Amy said too much.
Okay, okay.
The amazing thing about this show is
Lunchbox and I have been together for
14 and a half years.
That means he's been on the radio for
14 and a half years.
And he knows nothing about music.
And I don't say that as an insult to him
because how much do you know about music?
Nothing.
Okay, so I started to say Lunchbox.
Every week you have a report due
on something that I assign you.
So his first report...
Which is insane.
I'm not in middle school, but okay, go ahead, teacher.
He's doing a 90-second oral report on Johnny Cash.
Oh.
Pretty cool, huh?
Yeah.
So.
Yes.
He's looking at his computer.
This is a good hit.
There's burning ring of fire.
Ring of fire.
It's called Ring of Fire.
Are you ready for your record?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Clash's birthday,
to give us an oral exam on Johnny Cash's lunchbox.
Yes, go ahead and lunchbox.
Thank you for having me.
Noor report.
Sorry, go ahead.
This Johnny Cash guy, you may think, oh, he was named Johnny when he was born.
He'd be incorrect.
When he was born in 1932 down there, he was J.R. Cash.
And he had to come up with John.
Johnny, you say, how do you come up with Johnny?
He was enlisting in the Air Force, and they didn't allow you to have initials as your name, so he's like, put down Johnny.
That's how he became Johnny Cash.
Some of you didn't know, because I learned that right off the bat.
I was shocked to hear that.
In 1955, he moved up to Memphis, Tennessee.
From where?
In Arkansas.
Yeah.
We're in Arkansas.
You may hear him say, pig suey in his songs.
It's because...
Sue it.
Oh, he says suey?
I don't know.
I'm just going off. Bobby told me that.
So in 1955 he's up there in Memphis
And he goes into a record studio
And says, I'd like to sing for you
I want a record deal
So he's sing some gospel music
And they're like, sorry sir, we don't do gospel
Gospel, I don't know how you say it
So he leaves, comes back a little later
And it gets a record deal with Sun Records
Oh, Seamus, who else on Sun Records?
Come on Sun Records, come on Sun Records
Some legends, legends on Sun Records
Elvis
Oh yeah, Elvis was on Sun Records
Carl Perkins?
I don't know Carl Perkins.
Okay, anyway, continue on. Go ahead.
So he gets on Sun Records and he becomes a star.
Like he starts having some hits and he sells in his career 90 million records.
Wow, 99.
Wow, wow.
Okay, and now the one thing I didn't understand is why they call him the man in black.
Because he go black.
This is my report.
Oh, he was setting you up.
Oh, I was setting you up.
Oh, go ahead.
And after extensive research, I still have no idea.
why he's called the man in black.
Because one place says it's because it's all he had in his suitcase when he first started out,
so that's what he wore.
Then the other one's like, oh, no, he does it because he's trying to stand up for the poor,
the hopeless, the hungry side of town, the prisoner that's, you know, served his time,
but should be out.
All sorts of theories on why he wore black, I don't know.
My personal theory and my research with Johnny Cash is that it was the beginning.
It's all he had.
And he turned it into something.
Yes, because he ended up writing a song, The Man in Black,
he sings about the jails and the poor and the homeless and all that.
So in the 60s though, his career came crashing down.
Really?
What in the world?
Yeah.
What happened?
Substance abuse.
Really bad.
He lost his first wife, divorced.
But you know who came in and saved the day?
No.
There's this fine young lady named June Carter Cash.
Not cash yet.
It's June Carter.
No, no, because they got married.
Yeah, for June Carter.
They end up getting married.
He gets better.
Resurrects his career, and that's when he hits his live at Folsom Prison in 1968,
and that put him back on the map, folks.
Woo!
And everybody thinks, oh, genres.
You've got to be one genre of music.
They give Bobby Bones a hard time for playing hip-hop on the country station.
Well, you may not know this, but Johnny Cash, he's not just in the country Hall of Fame.
That's correct.
He's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Is that correct?
And the gospel music hall of fame.
Oh!
So you take those genres and you shove them where.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's what Johnny Cash would say.
That's right.
Do you know who else is in both the Rock and Roll
and Country Hall of Fame lunchbox?
Yeah.
Elvis.
That's correct.
I'm telling you what, Sun Records,
they did a good job.
Too bad.
Johnny left Sun Records because he felt like he was too bad.
Yeah.
He left him because he felt they were being restricted.
Really?
And then at approximately 2 a.m. on September 12, 2003,
age 71
Johnny Cash
passed away
he did
wow he did
and you know
do you know about
like his last song
his last music video
the nine inch and else cover
no no
they didn't have that on Wikipedia
because that's a really cool
late thing about Johnny Cash
and he was still making music
he was no he just made
I think he may have even won a Grammy
yeah he made two albums that were like
collaborations with a bunch of
really really awesome artists
so he did a cover
of a John
9-inch Nail song
called
Hurt.
There we go.
Oh, I know that
non-inch Nail song.
Hurt me today.
No, no, no.
Hurt me tomorrow.
First of all, that's not
Nine-inch Nails.
What's the song is that?
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
that's a blue October.
Dude, you should have stopped
while you were ahead.
The report was so good.
But you are doing good.
And Johnny K, so 9-inch Nails
had the song.
I'll just piggyback
because I think you did a good job.
Do you feel like you've learned something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought that's pretty cool.
Do you respect him more, like, to see what he went through?
Yeah.
This is Nine Inch Nails.
This is Johnny Cash.
This is him older Johnny Cash.
Like right before he died.
Right before he died.
Yeah.
This song's awesome.
Both versions.
I hurt myself today.
That makes me sad to hear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To see if I still feel.
I focus.
On the pain
The only thing
Let's read
The needle
Tears the hole
The old
familiar sting
Try to kill it
All away
But I remember
Everything
That makes me sad
It's such a beautiful song
And it makes me sad
Yeah
you should go and watch this music video
and it'll kind of tie everything that you learned.
Okay.
Put a bow on it.
Johnny Cash, too, was, you know, they give people,
and a lot of people have done it over time,
but we'll just use Sam Hunt as the latest example.
Oh, he talks during songs.
He, he, Johnny Cash was doing that long ago.
Talking, first of all, boy named Sue.
Rapping?
Like a little bit.
Even rapping a bit.
Got rhythm?
Even, and that's the exact song that I pulled up,
Get Rhythm.
Oh, get rhythm.
Yeah, because.
Should stop all your head, Eddie.
No, no, no.
Hey, get rhythm.
When you get the blues
Come on, get rhythm
When you get to blues
I like it that you're learning
Yeah
I brought some knowledge to myself
Get gone get rhythm
When you get to blues
Come on Johnny
A little shoe shine boy
He never gets slow down
But he's got the dirtiest job in town
Bending low at the people's feet
On the windy corner of the dirty street
Will I ask him
While he shine my shoe
How'd he keep
from getting the blues.
He grinned as he raised his little hit.
He popped his shoe shine ragging.
And he said, get rhythm.
Yeah.
When you get the blues, come on, get rhythm.
Yeah, it's a jam.
Thank you, lunch, box.
Thank you.
That was really, really good.
That was good.
And see, let me tell you,
the hard thing about, like, book reports and reports is there so much detail.
You don't know what to leave out and what to put in.
I always struggle with that in school.
I remember one time I didn't do a report on a president in junior year or high school.
And I was like, oh, I did the same president in seventh grade.
So I just printed it.
You printed your seventh grade went out in high school.
High school.
Go ahead.
Oh, let me tell you.
And I went first.
Hey, I went first.
Oh, boy, I got up there.
I was like, oh, I should have read this beforehand.
This is bad.
William tapped was born.
It was on Abraham Lincoln.
And it was literally two paragraphs.
And I was supposed to give a five-minute speech.
And it was like, Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin.
Abraham Lincoln was born in.
He came and dressed up.
That was right. Oh, boy.
Honest Abe.
Any suggestions about who we should do next?
Do that have something?
How often does he do these?
Every week.
Every week?
Oh, no.
Every week.
For eight weeks he's doing it.
So what's...
Who else is he done?
He just his first one?
Oh!
Okay, sorry.
I thought this was like a thing.
So I thought about shifting it, you know, from old school to the newer.
Okay.
Even someone who's a legend that so goes, like a McGraw.
Nice.
You may not know like a Tim McGraw.
The early years of Tim McGraw.
That's good.
I could...
I like that.
You do it.
Let's do it.
Next week, Tim McGraw.
It's unanimous.
Okay.
Lunch, these are good, man.
I really like it.
Nice work, buddy.
You get a B-plus.
What day?
You get a B-plus.
Monday, because we're late.
Monday.
That's a time crunch.
But you have the weekend.
Yeah, but the weekend, I'm not supposed to be working.
Thank you.
Tim McGraw, Monday, okay?
Amy's back one day, and I hope you know Mommy calling you out for this.
What?
She's already texting Dirk's Bentley on her phone.
Okay, stop.
What?
Oh, my.
You gave me this book.
No, he gave you the book.
He gave you a book to give to me and it had a nice little note inside.
So I took a picture of it.
Sent him a text.
Said, hey, Bobby gave me the book.
Thank you so much.
That was thoughtful.
Can't wait to read it.
And he replied back.
He was like, I'm actually listening right now.
Glad you're back on the air.
And then what else you say?
That's it.
Have you heard his new song?
No.
You haven't?
It's really good.
No.
I think it's his best song ever.
Dad or I hold on.
Okay.
Oh, I love.
Oh, yeah.
No.
Well, you're forgetting about coming a little closer,
I'm not forgetting about that.
I think. And what was I thinking?
It's called Woman Amen.
I don't know. You haven't heard it yet.
I'll play some of it.
That's how checked out Amy's been.
She doesn't even know the new song.
Yeah.
It's my way.
I'd lose my mind.
If I face one day on my own.
I know I was saved the night that she gave this drifter's heart a home.
Love no.
In your faith, I've been broken again and again.
But I need all the cracks in my shattered heart
because that's where her love gets in.
It's a simple prayer of gratitude.
I love it.
Yeah, it's really good.
Yeah.
So now you're in the know.
I'm in the know.
You should buy that.
I feel like I'm back.
Oh, yeah, I'll buy it.
Here we go.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So This Is Us will be revealing on Super Bowl Sunday how Jack died.
I'm probably six or seven episodes back.
I was so into this as us.
Yeah, I know.
I'm behind right now too.
And then other wholesome shows like The Handmaid's Tale happened and I got away.
But I got to catch back up.
But yeah, I'm interested to see.
So the Super Bowl is not this Sunday, but next Sunday.
And that's the night that we'll find out finally.
So we have about two weeks to catch up.
It's not even a spoiler because they do that early in the show.
They just mess with you the whole time.
What else you got?
couples argue about some really stupid stuff,
and they put together the top things that couples argue over.
Is one of them being late?
Because every fight I've ever been in.
No, but it should be,
because my husband and I fight about that a lot, for sure.
Amy's husband and I had a 15-minute discussion
and how we just can't take late people.
Together, we bonded so hard over.
Really?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It was annoying.
Yeah, Amy sat there and just listening and rolled her eyes the whole time.
What are the top ones?
Because y'all weren't even talking about just being late.
I were talking about how, if you're not early, you're late.
Like, this whole thing.
That's annoying.
That's annoying.
I would marry Amy's husband.
Anyway, go ahead.
Where to eat, who holds the remote, who's the better driver,
replacing, like, trash or toilet paper rolls, stuff like that.
And then whether or not die hard is Christmas movie,
which sounds like an argument Bobby would have with people, for sure.
With everybody.
Oh, watching shows without the other person, that's a big one,
like if you're cheating on episodes.
And then Tom Brady, obviously married to Giselle.
And I heard that Giselle is trying to get Tom to be Dunzo,
retire, hang up.
his helmet. And he may
if they win the Super Bowl next Sunday. He's 40.
How many is he won? Like seven? This would be a six.
Yes. And he's not going anywhere.
You don't think so? No, he said he's playing until he's 45.
I don't know. I feel like
Giselle is your wife and she's like, honey, it's probably time to stop.
You stop. Okay.
And lastly, adulthood
now begins at what age? What age
did you feel like you became an adult, Bobby?
11.
Well, that's, okay, you have a different upbringing.
Yeah.
Oh, man, that's just depressing.
Five.
My bad.
When I had to support myself.
Right.
Okay, Bobby, you're.
He's not an exception to the rule.
Like normal people.
Normal people would say probably.
When do you think you were an adult?
20.
When you dress like a pretty woman?
21-ish.
Like, it should have been 18, but I had helped throughout college.
I feel like my parents should have cut me off a little bit sooner than they did.
But, yeah, early, early 20s.
And, but now the new age is 24, where people officially are adults, they're delaying work, marriage, families.
They're delaying work.
Yeah.
24, I'm just going to continue not working.
I blame it on the fidget spinners.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
There you guys pile.
Thank you.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Boll show.
Here are the words that are coming out of my mouth.
I got sent a song.
I can't play it yet because it's not released.
But it's not even by a country artist
because I don't take songs.
But she was like, hey, what do you think about this song?
And it oddly was good.
And it's from Kathy Lee Gifford.
Stop.
Stop it.
Yeah, she's been a singer though, but not.
And it's not even so much a country song.
I can't say much about it.
But I became friendly with Kathy Lee
after doing the Today Show.
Right, yeah.
So when I get, I'm going to play it for you,
you're going to go, huh,
it's pretty good.
I'm just saying it now.
So what genre does it fall into?
Genreless.
Oh, genreless.
Is she for real with it?
Yeah.
Like she's trying to be like a musical artist.
I can't say anything else about it, but no.
But it's a good song.
Just wait to, I just need to get permission to play it.
Then I'm going to play it.
What?
You don't think it's good.
Also, you didn't start about 50 cent in Bitcoin,
where he took all his payment in Bitcoin for this one project?
No.
And so now he has off this money.
Is he just a super genius?
I don't know him.
Well, he made all that money on vitamin water.
You have to be really smart in order to, just with language, to be a really good rapper.
Right.
But I don't know.
He was an early adopter of this cryptocurrency four years ago.
He accepted payment for Animal Ambition album, which is a record in Bitcoin.
And he collected 700 Bitcoins.
At the time, they were worth $650.
Oh, so this isn't even a recent Bitcoin transaction.
Four years ago?
Yeah.
So it's like he's, yeah.
Do the math.
Yeah, you do the math.
Somebody pull a calculator out.
I got one in my head.
He got seven, oh boy.
It equals a lot.
He got 700 Bitcoins.
We can do this pretty easily.
And each Bitcoin's worth $11,000 now.
So $800,000 or so.
$770,000?
Oh, my God.
Why didn't that happen to me?
Like, why didn't someone four years ago offer me like a little?
No, why didn't you ask for payment in Bitcoin?
That's what you should have done.
I would have if someone had paid me for something.
Bitcoin. What's that? Is that like showbiz tokens? I'll pass. That's what you would have done.
Bobby phones. The Bobby Bones show. We're done with today's show. It's been great having Amy back.
If you missed Amy's announcement, I'd like you to go and listen on the replay or the podcast.
And it's up there. We'll just have you go back and listen. Amy stayed the whole rest of the show today, but her announcement happened this morning. That's up on the replay.
Also, you can check out Christian Bush's new podcast called Geeking Out with Christian Bush,
where he talks to Granger Smith about bees.
They travel five miles every day.
Bees travel five miles every day.
Every day.
They will go 55,000 miles in their life.
And they only live 35 days.
So it's Christian Bush from Sugar Land doing a podcast where he talks to people about what they love
that's not in their career.
And he's talking to Granger Smith about bees.
15,000 bees in each hive.
And I had two hives.
I had 30,000 bees in the back of my truck.
I had to pull over and get gas on the way there,
and I was like, oh my gosh.
So I started geeking out with Christian Bush,
and you can hear it.
It's like 30 minutes.
It's really good.
That being said,
we had quite the adventurous show today.
Would we all agree?
Oh, yeah.
It'll never be the same.
That's all I'm going to say.
We'll see you tomorrow.
I believe maybe Aldeen's in tomorrow.
That's what I hear.
Or Friday?
I think maybe he's in tomorrow too.
Jason Aldine tomorrow.
You guys say I'll need tomorrow?
Yeah.
Nice.
Cool.
That'd be fun.
That'd probably be around.
I don't know how the time's working time zones, but it'll be on tomorrow.
All right.
Have a great day.
See you Thursday.
Bobby Bones.
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