The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Reveals Her Kids’ Official Names + Bobby Gets A Dating Profile + Producer Raymundo Creeps On Sam Hunt’s Brother

Episode Date: June 25, 2018

Amy tells us why each of her kids have four names. Bobby has a new dating profile. Producer Raymundo calls Sam Hunt’s brother’s business in an attempt to get closer to him. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That's Friends Without the R. Best Fiends. Lots of people are tweeting me about this one. All right. The Bobby Bones post-show pre-show. Well, you'll hear later on that I got on Bumble. I just curious for the most part I think I don't know how long my

my Bumble lifespan is going to be You're already tired of it You can hear on the show But Eddie yells out before we came on You want to say what you said Well I just said like A lot of these girls I mean I feel if there was a beautiful

Cool Not crazy girl Not desperate They wouldn't need this They would just be at the grocery store And like ten dudes And be like hi I'll get that for you What are you doing tonight

Okay okay So Morgan number two met her boyfriend on Bumble. Yeah, so Eddie basically called me crazy. Exactly. And desperate. I know plenty of normal people on Bumble. Morgan number two, what do you have to say about this? I don't appreciate that because it's hard dating now.

You don't know it because you're older, okay, Eddie. Wow. See? You've been out of the dating game for like what? It's true. 15 years. What is so hard about it, though? It's hard to meet people.

Oh, I haven't met anybody. Well, you are... An exception. Yeah, you are a weird bird. Okay. I know I've heard. Okay, but. Okay, that's making a guy.

Bobby aside, like, I have several single girlfriends that are amazing, and they, they say dating is so hard. But you're not, you seem amazing as friends. Yeah, they're crazy. No, they're not crazy, actually. They're not. Actually, one of them, but whatever. They're not crazy. It's just that it's hard to date and find people.

Like, Instagram makes everybody think everybody's perfect, so it's harder to date people with social media now. who thinks people on Instagram are perfect is crazy. Yeah, they're crazy. It's not normal. Like, where do you hang? You go to a bar. Bobby's just over here.

He's not even listening. I love it. Yeah, that's what I said. Nobody matches me. Like, nobody wants to date me. Because it's much like life. Not yet. You have to Bobby.

Bumble's a microcosm of my life. Bobby's not been on for five minutes. Like, they're not even awake yet. Yeah. These are people who are sleeping in. It's bad. It's a moon. Yeah.

You've already got to bed. I'm woken up yet. Yeah. I'm over to get in. sad name is like their alarm hasn't even got off. Yes. They're like getting, they're like trying to work out, get ready for work, do things. Well, okay, I'm

done. They're trying to play it cool. They see that Bobby Bones like them so they're like, oh, I don't want to be Do people see that? Does that happen like that? I just don't have any matches and I have lots of coins. I've tried to, if it's not working. I'm dying. I put my phone down. There's that. It's the first day

that we've been back all in the same room. We were, we worked for a lot of last week. in different places. I've been traveling around doing the book tour thanks to everybody who's bought the book

or read the book or come out to a show it's a pretty exhausting week but a good exhausts a good tired like last night was the first night I slept my own bed in a week

over a week how great did that feel? Yeah, it was great it really was and so from New Year oh I forgot to listen to this story this is a great story did I tell you guys

about the cricket player yet yeah well you did on Instagram a cricket player and you had like a seven-part story that's crazy that you watch my answer story because you used to never watch it

when you got kids Because you would, we're so... She's taking breaks from the kids and they're watching. No, no, no. She's starting to actually get hold of our lives. No, things are getting more normal. Yeah. Okay. These two don't watch minds of stories.

Rarely. Right. Yeah. Yeah. But I do sometimes. Let's see. I can give, I could replay it back for you. That's okay.

Okay. But I do appreciate that. But it also shows that you're kind of getting your balance. Mm-hmm. I like that. Thanks. Um, so I go... Cricket player.

And we finish. Yeah, listen to this. But not a cricket, but here's a story. I'm at a bar. Weird. Well, we'd all been out for the book release party. You know I'm in New York, all our friends in New York. Oh, yes, yes.

We see all the time. And in New York, at that theater, there's like five bars really close. So you just walk over with everybody, right? And so I'm playing shuffleboard because I don't drink. So what am I going to do? You know? So I'm playing shuffleboard. It's me and I have a partner.

And then there's two people, they don't know each other either. We're just playing the shuffle board. It's that ball. You know the bar we go to right there? Yeah, tavern or something. Same exact bar. Yeah. Whatever.

So, and there's a. is we're throwing the shuffleboard and this one dude's really drunk he's from Australia he's really drunk and he's terrible at it and I was like hey nice athletic ability we're kind of trash talking he's like yeah

he's like yeah I haven't been an athlete in a while and I was like all right cool and so we keep playing and the other dude his teammate they didn't know each other he's like in the music and he's like everybody follow me on Instagram and so I'm like ugh so he pulls up

I pull up my phone and I have like 700,000 followers. And he's like, oh, you have so many followers. Follow me and you can help me make me a star. And I'm like, oh, my God. What's happening here? Well, then he looks over and the other guy, he has his phone open.

He looks at his phone and he goes, you should follow me too. And I see the Australian guy's phone and he has 1.5 million Instagram followers. Whoa. Right. And I go, whoa. Why do you have 1.5 million Instagram followers?

And he's like, oh, he's played cricket. And I was like, you just play cricket. He goes, yeah, I've been suspended for a year. I was like, wait, what? He goes, yeah, he's a long story. He's drunk and he's sad. And I believe his name was Chris. Hold on Google.

No, Steve Smith was his name. Okay, great. How am I going to Google that? Steve Smith, Australia, he's apparently the best cricket player of all time in Australia. He's suspended a year because he got caught cheating. It's a big international scandal right now

and he's in New York basically in hiding. Oh, wow, there he is. Yeah. He is the top player. Yes. Spotted drinking in Manhattan. Oh, that was with me! Look at this.

That was with me. That was one hour ago. You broke a story. Let me see the picture because I have a picture of him and I together. Here. Because we were together at the...

Let me see. It's not opening up. Well, he said that he can't go home because he got caught cheating for the... He's the head of the captain of the national team. Oh, he was ball tampering.

He wasn't... Oh, like Tom. His partner was, his teammate was. And so he went down with it because as the captain, he kind of had to take the blame and he had to act like he knew it was going on.

I don't really think he did. If anyone's listening in Australia, this is their biggest sport, their biggest... This is their LeBron and James. And I was playing Shuffleboard with him. And he was sad and he was like, I'm living in America with my life coach.

Trying to get my life back on track. Steve, I think it's like Steve underscore Smith 49 or something. And then I went and looked at his page. I didn't start following him, but. Yeah, he went to the Indian Premier League for a fee of $200,000. Yeah, no, he gets paid $1.49 million a year and just salary. And then

he has all these endorsements, but a lot of endorsers dropped him. I mean, so many things that I never thought I'd know. I know right now. I want to see the Manhattan story. It's an article right there, but I have to subscribe for that. I'm not paying for that. Courier Mail, you have to subscribe to that? Well, it's not letting me.

Mike Dece, see if you can find that story. I think I'm famous now after this. It's pretty amazing. Spotted drinking, playing shuffleboard with Radiant. No, I'm kidding. Didn't say that. I totally want a man's the story that we're telling the whole story. I don't think he's guilty, guys.

I'm just letting you know. Is that what you said? You heard it here? You heard it here first. So that happened. I did GMA, the Today Show, which is awesome. Went to lots of places. I went to Boston, D.C.,

Tampa, Fort Pierce. It was good. It was really good. But yeah, that's the deal. What did you guys do? Anything cool? I hung out with you in Florida for a little bit. It's like an hour.

Yeah, for a little bit. But you went to Florida for all that vacation. Man, I went to Clearwater Beach. Awesome. I'd never been to Clearwater before. Maybe when I was like six years old, but it was awesome. The kids had such a good time. The beach was great.

Dude, how dark am I, though? Well, you're Mexican now. No, no. But this is legit. Oh, I don't know. You don't look any tanner to me. I don't? I'm always envious of your tan.

Yes. So you don't look any tanner. Yes, I have a natural tan. You guys have to spray tanner. I know. I feel for you. We went to Fort Pierce and Brandon Ray, who had been opening a model comedy tour.

Oh, oh, oh, a shuffleboard. Oh, wait. Don't see a button. No. He's still sitting at the bar by himself, but they show the shuffle board in the background, and he wasn't playing yet, so hold on, I'm watching a video of your guy.

Am I in the video? No. I'm not. You already see it? Dang. Australian Crick Captain Steve. Am I in the story, though? has been

when did it get to be about me you're like Bobby Bobby looking for Bobby but no I was really with him he was sad Is that the bar? I don't know I can't

I don't The dude you have like I No that's not the bar So this dude's just bar hopping The bar we were at With a die bar Like you know it's I've been there

I know we were Just a bunch of hanging out Um Oh so we go Amy We go and We were doing our last show Of the first half of the tour In Fort Pierce

Yeah And it's Brandon Ray's last show Because this The tour was supposed to wrap up Saturday in the 23rd. We've added some more shows, obviously, but it was Brandon's the last time to work with us.

And so he was getting a hotel, and went to hotel.com, and he found a yacht. And so he got and... I saw him post a picture of a yacht. It was for $100 a night. He stayed on a yacht. He got a bedroom and a yacht. That's amazing. And so we went over to the boat. You did? You all hung out on the boat?

For a little bit. Was there anyone else in there? Yes. So the people that actually own the yacht are on it. That's weird. They live on. on it. No, they live on it. And they run out rooms. Wow. So he stayed in a room. But I wanted to see it. Yeah. And we got there so early. I just wanted to hang out. But yeah, I mean, the boat was huge. I would totally do that. A yacht to me isn't exciting because I don't, what am I going to do on the water? You go, you can sail anywhere you want. Yeah, I don't care. You can go from Florida to South Pardier Island.

Not really. You can go to New York, Boston Harbor all the way down to Miami. I mean, I think he knows how boats were getting. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I know. Explain more. They float? Yeah, they float. Dude, you can leave. New York City, go to London. Tell us more. Sail away.

They said that the boat had been all like down the Mediterranean. That's what I'm talking about. It's like the oldest form of transportation. Eddie's like, on your own though, you're not getting on a ticketed cruise ship. It's just you.

I just have no interest in the water. Wow. No, I would want a captain if I'm sailing like all kinds of places because what if you encounter a storm? Yeah. Just ride it out, man. Gila, I saw the documentary.

Of Gila Gonzalez? Yeah. Is it good? Well, they lived on an island. They're on a three-hour tour. Next thing you know, they're living on an island. Okay. That wasn't a documentary?

No, that was the show. Oh, that was true. No, and they made a little telephone out of cans. Like the Harlem Globetrotter show up? So dumb. But, yeah, Brandon Ray had a boat. It was pretty funny. And I was like, huh?

And then he stayed and slept. He stepped like a tour bus. That's pretty amazing. Yeah. But that's it. It's just kind of good to be back today. Good to see everybody's face. Y'all, my phone rings right now.

I'm going to answer it, okay? Why, what's that? On a podcast. I don't know. Healing the podcast is... I'm waiting for someone to come fix my house, and if they call, I got to tell them. What are they fixing? What are they fixing?

My internet. Oh, that's right. So I have my volume on now. I'm turning my volume on. The big debate yesterday in the studio, because Amy, Mike D&I will come up on Sundays a lot of time. And work, you know? All the time. We've been around the last month.

Yeah, last four weeks. Every Sunday? Yeah, we call me every Sunday. And this is the first time you guys have told me. told us this. No, it's not. Because I've mentioned that... Like you're saying all the time, Eddie. I've mentioned it that I'll come up and work all the time. It doesn't matter to me. Yeah. I said, man, Amy's really sacrificing because what happens

is we get to leave earlier because Amy comes up here and we'll do the countdown. Okay. So, a lot of times we'll record the countdown during the show. But we don't have to do it now because Amy comes up here and we do it on Sundays. Okay, what are you saying? Amy's been working hard. I'm not even saying anything. So just... Extra efforts. No, what we were talking about was the debate in the studio yesterday. That's the real point. The point was Mike D hasn't had hot water in a month, and Amy hasn't had internet. And so the debate was, which one's worse?

That's a good debate. Not having hot water or internet. Oh, hot water. What? For sure, hot water. Hot water. Oh, my. That's worse?

Can you imagine not being able to have Wi-Fi at your house? Don't care. I would lean on Wi-Fi. Thank you. I'll take a cold shower for a year. Really? Yeah. Amy's volunteering herself for extra torture.

Well, I haven't had hot water and I would rather not have Wi-Fi. Yeah, see? I'm cool with it. Not having Wi-Fi would be terrible. He's just going to Starbucks. Yeah, go down the street. From the comfort of your own home, you don't realize how many times you're trying to log on and do things. Still their neighbors.

They have locks on most. I don't know their password. I do use my phone a lot now to do the hot spots. But that ends up being expensive. Yes. And about 12 days into the month, it's like, you've exceeded your data. Yeah, it's no good. No, blanco.

I'm going to exceed data with this bumble. Let me see if I got any matches. Man 18T How do I know if I got any matches Because nobody likes it Oh no She's a cat in her picture

No You saw that from there Amy? I just opened it I mean I love cats But Bobby's wrong Man it hurts my feelings Hold on a minute

What? I have matches guys How many? These are people I've picked Huh? Whoa One two three You already have that many matches

Four of six But I haven't picked any of these people How do I pick Because girls pick you It's Bumble But then why am I even picking then. You're just like putting that information out there right, but the girl

has to initiate the conversation with you. Then why am I even swiping? Yeah, it's so confusing. You have to match with them though. So whoever your connections are right now, you did swipe on them. No, I did not. You remember out of all the 50 you've been swiped on? Okay, but Morgan, correct me if I'm wrong, he's not going to be able to communicate with them unless they communicate with him first. Correct. So, you're not true.

You're not... You're not accurate. I mean, I think you're reciting the initial press release on this that came out like 10 years ago. No, I'm not. It's true. And you pick your top eight friends after Tom. Tom. No, I'm telling you.

Tom's picture was like, thumbs up. Whatever. The founder wanted to create a different culture. But I'm telling you, it's giving me people that I did not pick. I'm telling you, you can see the matches, but you're not going to be able to correspond with them. Yes, I can. Okay. Let me see it.

No. I'm trying to explain it to you. But I'm telling you, look. Well, Amy is yelling at him, so it's getting very awkward. Well, I'm getting accused of being ancient. You are. But see, those, I don't, I've never clicked them. Are you sure?

Is it because I bought all the bumble coins? Have access to the entire kingdom? Anyone you want. Okay, so yeah, I don't know the rules if you like buy Bumble. What's up? I don't. I just invested in Bumble, like into the company. I bought some stuff.

Bobby Bones is named new CEO. All right, well, I'm done with it. What do you think? What do you think the chances are of finding someone tonight? Tonight, what am I trying to do? Yeah, let's give you homework. At least a DM, at least a communication. Oh, 100%.

Every girl that gets on there and sees him Is going to say yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And out of all those, there has to be one that Bobby's like, okay. This is a podcast that we can't take callers by so badly want someone to call in and confirm. Confirm what? That you can't communicate unless she communicates first. No, no, that's true. No one's arguing that.

Yeah, no one's arguing that except he's saying 100% he did not swipe that person. Right. And they've come to me. Right. I believe that can happen. No. Oh, no. What you're saying is, no, it can happen.

Here's like a third of the words. Guys, what she is saying is your picture pops up just like girls' pictures pop up in yours. They like yours. Your pipe and pictures. Stop. If he has my back, I want him to speak.

No, Amy, I'm right. What do you say? Stuff for me. Whatever. Y'all are rude. Jesus. She's like this. Just like you're seeing just like you're seeing girls' pictures.

They see guys' pictures and they like it and so it shows up as a like in yours, then you go and decide if you want to like it. And if you do, it'll tell her you're connected and she'll communicate with you. It's that simple. How now, bow, bow. Thank you.

Sorry that I'm right and you just don't understand. I agree with lunchbox. Yeah. Good for you too. Unique New York. Unique New York. That was a great. Pity.

Pibibbipip. That's what they do when they're wrong. I mean, they just deflect on everything. You didn't even start saying anything. We just started, because you started going, spitting it. It's before you even had a point. My point was right.

Pizza pecker, pecker, pecker. We never heard it because... That's all we're laughing at. We're not laughing at any part of your statement being factually accurate or not. Actually, I didn't even hear you're doing. I don't even know what you said. I didn't know.

You're laughing too hard of pepper, pepper, paper, you're right. Beat a bed, big peck and peck and peck and peck and peck and peck and peck and peck and peck and what were you saying? Oh my goodness. I can't believe 18T hasn't called me yet. About your Wi-Fi? Because they said they were going to call between 830 and 930 Central.

It's 930. June 24th and August 9. And I was so nervous that, you know, we were going to be in the air and I was going to miss the call. And then I got so excited they never called. All right. Let's get going on with the show today. Let me see what. Do you know today it was National Catfish Day?

Like the fish? No. I think it's getting catfish by people. Oh. Well, I got to go to the dentist day, too. I got to go. Okay. Thank you all.

Here's today's show. Back at it. And away. Here we go. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Welcome back. Another week, and away we go.

Morning studio. Morning. A couple days we were off last week. You know, we have that point where we're allowed to take vacation, so we took two days. We did. We vacationed like crazy for two days. Just how I like it. I didn't vacation.

I was doing a book tour. Just how I like it. Keep working. Ramundo, our producers, is in here right now. Ramundo, good morning. Good morning. You good? Yeah, doing good.

Yeah. There he is. He chops audio all morning long. Coming to you from the glass room. Our audio producer, Ramundo. Sometimes Raymundo brings in blind items where he talks about artists. But we don't see who the artist is. And sometimes the room doesn't even know except Raymundo.

So some artist was so inspired by the eclipse that it changed all the music that we're hearing. Is that true? Well, yeah, that. And there was almost talk to them leaving their label and just totally maybe even going hip hop, maybe even going top 40. I don't understand. The artist saw the eclipse when it happened months ago or whatever.

So the eclipse comes. Yes. The sun and the moon, they disappeared. A while ago. And it was a four-minute thing that happened or whatever. Most people enjoyed it. Well, this person said that the sun and the moon talked to him and told him that he needed to leave his record label.

Is this an artist that we all know? Yes. Everybody knows him. Him. We know it's a him now. Oh, now we know. It's always tough for me to do guy girl, but it's for sure, I'm not going to say the name of it, but left the label, all because of the eclipse.

He left the label. Well, it ended up talking with their label and saying that they were inspired to leave. I don't know if they ended up leaving. So the eclipse talked to them and said, you should change your life. The sun and the moon talked. Yes. Something with it being the first time it's ever happened in the history of our lives. And then that moment, he had a moment apiece.

And that's when he decided to leave the label, change what he was doing. All of that because of the eclipse. How did he just end up getting into you? through the grape line one person tells somebody the next thing you know I hear it and I'm on a radio show and I'm like I got to tell everybody about this but you don't want to tell us who it is

I can because it's a blind item I can we can always make it a non-blind item oh man that's risky well what would be bad about disclosing it could be personal oh yeah okay and it makes them kind of seem a little crazy all artists are kind of crazy

I think everybody listening should know that all artists are crazy because you have to be crazy to create something different than what other people have already created. Yeah. There's a bit of craziness and just creation.

I mean, and everyone has little moments where they feel like, you know, something comes to them. But in the way, you guys will know what artist it is whenever they come in here. I'm going to be like, hey, what did you think about that of clips? Okay, so that's what we're listening for. Oh, that's the key? The next time they come in, you're just going to say, I'll bring you on the air to do it. Okay.

And you know, just say, hey, we're thinking about it. Okay, I'm into that. That's good. Okay. All right. All right. All right. We're here.

It's Monday. Rock and roll. Let's get the show started right now. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. I see you to Maurice Adams Jr. 8 years old. Riding in the car with his mom in Georgia,

he saw an elderly woman struggling to get up some stairs. Shattered Walker, she couldn't quite get up. Same mom pulled over. Then he hopped out of the car and he helped the woman up the stairs. Love it. A passerby pulled out the phone, saw it happening. Took a video of it, posted it, went viral. Local news station ran it.

Eight years old. Eight years old. Maurice Adams Jr. So cute. That is. All right. That's that. Let's go over to Ramundo with the news now.

The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raimundo in northern California outside of Sacramento. An out-of-control fire is spread to 7,000 acres. It's threatening hundreds of homes and structures. The authorities said pay attention to evacuation orders. In other news in Massachusetts, at an e-cigarette plant, dozens of people were getting sick.

nauseous and having trouble breathing, hazmat is on the scene now figuring out what the cause is. And finally, in weather news, some severe weather, high winds, and hail are possible in the Midwest and South today, all the way from Iowa to the Carolinas. Over the weekend, Eddie's son, Eddie Jr. went to watch The Incredibles 2. He's 10 years old.

He loves movies. So this is his review of The Incredibles 2. I'm here with Jr., and you just saw. Incredibles 2. All right, what do you think? It was really good because the baby has superpowers. Oh, that's kind of new in this movie, right? They didn't have a baby in the first part, did they?

They did have the baby, but it didn't have superpowers. Oh, I didn't know that. So you saw Incredibles 1, and how is Incredibles 2 better than 1? Because it's got more, like, mystery to it, and, like, it's got more action and stuff. But was it funny because the previews kind of looks funny? Yeah, it's really funny. It's more funny than the other one. Okay, now, when you got back from the movie, you said there was some interesting.

inappropriate stuff about it. What did you mean by that? Um, they cost sometimes. So there's some bad language and maybe parents that take their kids should probably be aware of this? Um, they do it mildly. Okay, so it's not too bad. Yeah. Okay. Out of five stars, what do you rate it? Five. Five stars. So it's a must see.

Mm-hmm. All right, what's the next movie you're looking forward to? Um, Christopher Robin. And when does that come out? August 3rd. Okay, there he is. There's Eddie's 10-year-old. Eddie, I wonder, because your two boys are so different.

Your 10-year-old seems like he likes a tattle. And your four-year-old seems like he likes to cause trouble. Yes, you nailed it. You nailed it. And it's funny because we're having the conversation with it right now. Like, dude, you're not going to have friends growing up, like, if you keep tattling and, like, being truthful. And it's, it's a trick because, like, he really, I like him to be truthful. He's an honest kid.

That's great. Like, what parent doesn't want their kid to be honest? But at the same time, he can't be doing stuff like that. And he's just a little too honest for his own good, I think. He comes home to theaters. They're bad words in that. That's exactly what he said. Yeah.

Well, tell him we said thank you. for the movie review. I will, bones. It's a Bobby Bones show. Last week we were talking about getting your oil changed every 3,000 miles. And I said, that's not really a thing. Yeah, but that's what they say. They say it so you'll go back and spend money over and over.

Okay. So I was reading a story this morning. The question is, do you have to change your oil every 3,000 miles? Again, I'll ask you, what do you think the answer is? Okay, I guess I'm more with you. I feel like the oil people made it 3,000. Okay, so like the Hallmark Card on Valentine's Day. They created a holiday so we would buy stuff.

Okay. So you say no. Yeah, because I don't think I've ever done it at 3000. Eddie, what do you think over there? 5,000, easy, dude. 3,000 is totally made up. You're right. So you say no as well.

Wow. Two no. Lunchbox. Listen, guys, if you have an older car, it's every 3,000 miles. Your car leaks oil all the time. So yes, I am with the train of, yes, you do it every 3,000. So that's the question. Do you have to change it every 3,000?

The answer is no. Most modern cars in the past 10, 15 years can go 7,500 miles or more. Whoa. 7500? That's 2. Yeah. Wow. How about this too?

Hey, Morgan number 2. By the way, Morgan number 2 is our head of digital. She runs all the social media is for the show. She runs the website. She's also a millennial. And they say millennials when they talk about tipping are really bad tippers. Your thoughts, Morgan, number 2? I disagree with that.

I think a lot of millennials work in the service industry. Like, I tip 25% almost every time. Oh, oh. You have a lunchbox? You have a problem with that? I mean, that is, I mean, you must be making good money to be tipping 25% or done you go. I need to trade jobs or something. Oh, but Morgan, did you say you worked in the service industry?

Yeah, it was a service for four years. I get it. But that doesn't mean she can afford to give 25% every time she goes to eat. That's nuts. Hey, nobody, everyone broke by giving. Mm-mm. And if you can afford to eat out, you should balance your tip in, right? Hey, Morgan, too.

What did you do in the service industry? First I'm hearing about this. I worked at Buffalo Wild Wings for four and a half years. For real? Yeah. Who knew that? I didn't. Lunchbox did.

The rest of us did. Wait, so you worked at BW3, is I called? Yeah. Yeah. Serve some wings. Really? Did you make good money there? Oh, yeah.

Really, really good money. Is that right? Yeah. Because people were really nice tippers, huh? A lot of flirty guys were good tippers. Yeah, how about that? Did you play that angle up? I mean, I didn't disagree with it.

I went along with it sometimes. I didn't disagree with it. No, no, go ahead. Tell me some more. So you didn't disagree. If you come at my table and I'm like, hey, what's happening? How are you doing? I mean, do guys tell you like you're cute and stuff?

Yeah, I mean, I have like a little baggy full of numbers on napkins that I received while I worked there. But I never, ever called anybody. You still have them? No, I got similar. Hey, do you remember me? I served you winks. I think if you do work in the service industry, I did as well for years. There's a different respect that you have when you just have to deal with people because sometimes people just aren't nice.

Right, Morgan number two? Yeah, that's true. And then it makes you always, it makes you never want to not be nice. I know it's a double negative. It makes you never want to not be nice. You may not be feeling the best and you may not be the super nicest all the time, but it makes you go out of your way to just not treat people like crap. Yeah. Because I've been treated like crap before.

for no reason. And in this room, too, every day. Yeah. I know what happens. I'm sorry. Robin Jones. Here we go. The latest from 30 Second Skinny.

Jason Aldeen said his fans are always bringing him gifts and he thinks it's awesome, like blankets made from all of his tour t-shirts. But some things like cookies and food, he just wants to give a heads up. Like, he appreciates it, but he's probably not going to eat it because he doesn't know you or what maybe you snuck inside of there. Jason's high new neon tour is picking up again on. July 13th in Bethel, New York. So if you're going to go to the show or the tour at all

or ever go see Jason, just skip the cookies. Florida Georgia Lines restaurant bar in Nashville is doing amazing. So now the guys are hoping to bring a similar concept to Florida. The FGL Boat House is still in the planning stages, but it looks like they're closing in on a deal for property near the water in an undisclosed location. We'll keep you posted in case you want to visit. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds getting.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. I hope it's something good. High school graduation is always a big day. This kid in Massachusetts, Tyler Solomon was about to walk across the stage. They say, Tyler Solomon, he walks up, gets his diploma from the principal, and the principal stops him and goes. And also, let us recognize Army Sergeant Damon Solomon all the way from Kosovo.

He flew 5,000 miles and surprised his son at graduation. Now, let me be honest with you guys. As lunchbox said that, I started to get chills. I got my arms and my legs. Yeah, I did. And I know we do a lot of these Tell Me Something Goods, and they're never lost on us, but

that one made my hair stand up a little bit. He was on his fifth deployment. He has six kids, didn't tell a single one he was coming, and he walks out as the kid got his diploma. Pretty cool. I mean, that's awesome. I love it. Which makes me think, too.

Do you guys remember that story about the twin brothers that one of them can show up for the picture day? Did you guys see that in the news? Uh-uh. Okay, so we didn't talk. about it here. No. I must have just talked about to myself because there were twins and it was picture

day before graduation and one of them was sick so the one twin took his picture and then got back in line and took it as a twin brother too and it printed both of them and like he covered for his twin brother. That's amazing. Isn't that cool? Yeah, no one's going to ever know it's him. Well they know now because they were talked about it. But it has nothing

to do because lunchbox story was so good but that just reminded me of that story graduation. Bobby Bones show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Colorado Colorado. A woman needed help with her roof. She needed some repair.

So she goes, the neighbor says, hey, can you help me to put some shingles on there? He goes, oh, I got it, no problem. I can do that. Goes up there. Boom. Accidentally nailed his hand to the roof. No, no, no, no, no.

That, no. That's like an accident, though. Yeah, but you've got to be more careful, man. No, I get it. Listen, I roofed towels for two summers. I never nailed my head. I got to be honest. Never nail my hand of the roof.

Pretty careful. But this guy's trying to do a nice deed, right? Like, nails the hand of the roof? Yeah, the firefighters had to come and get it off the road. Oh, no. Oh. I'm best box. That's your bonehead story of the day.

Now time for a never going to get it. Almost 65% of us say it's not important to have this in our home anymore. Which means, at one point at what? 65% of us. Say it's not important to have this in our homes. Amy, I'll let you spoil it. A TV. Oh.

No. That is a terrible way. What? Because you have your computer. That is actually a good guess. Show me TV. Oh, okay, good, good. Oh, bummer.

Yeah, almost 65% of us say it's not important to have one of these. Bobby bones. Almost 65% of us say it's not important to have one of these in our homes. Okay. Lunchbox needs, he has it. What do you have? Oh, it's easy. A clock.

A clock? Oh, you got your cell phone? You got your cell phone? You don't need a clock anymore. The roulette tables in your living room? Let me know. Maybe. Maybe alarm clock?

Everybody's hating, but it's a ding. So go ahead. Show me clock. Oh. I have it. Eddie? Yeah, it's a telephone. A telephone.

A telephone. Yeah, that's true. Wow. But 65% low. Like, who has a home phone? My parents? I don't have a home phone. Me neither.

No, no home phone here. No. Sometimes my TV will ring, though, and like a number will pop up my screen, like someone's calling my TV. Dang. TV from the future? I don't know, man. I don't know what's happening. Show me.

Home phone. Oh, no? Oh, I know. 65% of us. Microwave. No. More of us need that. One percent.

Her name is Amy. Only Amy. Okay, okay. The answer is a dining room. Most people say they don't need a dining room anymore because who uses a dining room? Oh, dang, that's sad. I agree. It's 65% that's high. I don't think it's sad.

Here's why. Why? We're only thinking it's sad because what we saw on TV. We didn't even really have dining rooms that we ate out a lot. On the couch or on... Well, take that aside I'm not talking about for everyday meals, but that you don't have a reason to gather people and have them over and everybody sit around the table. I mean, it's very romantic to think of that, yes.

But, I mean, why would you dedicate a whole room to your house for one meal a year? I don't know. I'm having all you guys over to eat in my dining room. Okay, well, we'll go. I have a dining room. I've never sat at one table. Let's do a show cookout. Ever.

But where do you eat, bones? Where do you eat dinner? On my couch? Yep. At the bar or in my bed? And when people come over? Nobody comes over for dinner. Bobby bones.

I spent the last week in airplanes, and I was able to watch some stuff on my laptop. And I told you I watched that Janice Joplin documentary. And she was a singer in the 70s. You know the song right here? Nothing left to lose. Nothing. So this is her biggest song.

It came out after she died. Really? Uh-huh. Oh. Yeah, me and Bobby McGee. It's really good. You know it, right? Yes, I do.

Chris Christopherson wrote that song, which is crazy. And so you may know that one either from Janice Joplin or from Faith Hill doing it later. It was good. I love documentaries. But then I want, have you seen the greatest. showman with Wolfgang. What's the guy's name? Hugh Jackman. He plays Wolverine?

No, I haven't seen it. You don't like musicals or what? No, I think I probably've seen, actually, I should clarify about five minutes of it because my kids put it on, but I wasn't into it, so I left and went and did other things. Are you a musicals? I'm not a hater. No, I like musicals in person, but for whatever reason, I cannot get into musicals in movies. Why, what have you seen?

Moulon Rouge, Chicago. Maybe. And even those, I haven't even seen the whole things, because. it's like I tried to give them a shot. And then I was like, it's just not my thing. Because so many my friends are obsessed with them, but I can't do it.

But don't you think if all of your like-minded friends like this thing, you'll probably like it to. Yes, that's why I keep giving it a try. But you're only giving it five, because I watch, let me say, I love the way to showman. Oh, you did?

I did. I watched the first nine minutes, and then my rental period ran out. Okay, so you haven't seen the whole thing. No, not yet. Okay. But I rented it and then, so now I'm stuck and I got to re-rent it.

I'm not going to buy it. No, you can't buy it now. You just got to commit to renting it over and over. But, yeah, I watched the first nine minutes on the airplane. And did you know it's a true story by P.T. Barnum from Barnum Bailey Circus. Oh, I didn't. Does he ever turn into Wolverine in this? I don't think so.

Now, that would be amazing. That would be a good one too. Here's what we should do. So today's Monday, the 25th. But we both have to watch it. You're forcing me to watch it? Not soon. In the next two weeks, you have to watch the greatest showman.

Okay. Just because I think it would be a good experiment. Okay. Yeah, I mean, one of our really good friends, It is her, I think she's seen it five times already. Yeah? Yeah. Like, she's obsessed.

She listens to the soundtrack in her car, and she's a grown woman. Well, yeah, we think seven-year-olds listen to it? I don't know. Thanks for hanging out with us. Man, glad to be back here in studio with everybody, had a good weekend in Tampa and Fort Pierce. It was good. Do you see pictures from the show? I did.

It looked amazing. It was awesome. So cool. People are, I was out signing books all weekend. That place was huge. That was awesome. Yeah. Thank you.

I built it. Bobby Boom, come on. A woman called the cops on an eight-year-old kid who was selling bottled water on the street. Well, because he didn't have a permit. Yeah, I mean, she looks like a total tattel to on the video. I saw it this weekend on Twitter. This woman don't want to let a little girl sell some water. She's calling police on an eight-year-old little girl.

You can hide all you want. The whole world going to see you, boo. Yeah, and illegally selling water without a permit. On my property. It's not your property. The child's mother, Aaron Austin, who you heard there, posted the video on her Instagram account. And she follows this woman named Allison. And Allison's on a phone.

She's like, I'm calling her in. And so, yeah, everybody's like, woman, relax. Yeah, chill. Good. Let's see her kids sell water. We're trying to teach our kids to work hard. But, yeah, there you go. The woman seen on the phone claims that she only had pretended to call the police now, which isn't true.

Who, why would you even scare a child like that? I know. Take years old. Come on. Come on. I don't understand. Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom makes $150 million at the box office. I know our video producer, Eddie, was looking forward to seeing this.

I have not seen it yet. I have not. Man, I don't know how you guys go to movie theaters. What do you mean? It's so gross. It's the whole experience of the cinema. The big screen. It's awesome.

That's what going on movies all about. I'm starting to like get on Bobby's train. Yeah. And it's overpriced pop. You can get better popcorn for cheaper at home. You can get a whole bag. The theater I go to before like noon or something, it's like really cheap. That's where we try to take the kids.

Dirty. I guess one day if I have kids, I still won't, but still that it'll be fun. The West World season, two finale aired on HBO last night, but I haven't watched any of it this season. I need shows to be put on download or stream for me to watch. I haven't seen any of the, what's that, the Red Hoodie Tour? No. The Red Hoodie Comedy Tour. No, what's that?

The Handmaid's Tale. Oh, it's so good. I haven't seen any of that. I'm totally caught up. And Hulu only releases that once a week, but it's like Christmas every time I open up Hulu and it's like one new episode. I'm like, but... But it's done now, right? Isn't it, season two done now that show?

I watched some more Jessica Jones. I said that. I was going to watch Staircase, but it just is daunting, man. It's like 100 episodes. Yeah, it's 14. It's on 100. And each episode, they only go up one stair. Here's what I was thinking, because I want to be in the staircase.

I'm thinking about just kind of like skipping ahead a little bit. Yeah, get to the top of the series. I don't know what's happened yet. I don't know. Oh, okay. I don't even know what it's about. I've watched too. I listen to some really fascinating podcast. I've been traveling for a week. I can tell.

We talked a minute ago. Amy and I did it about movies and stuff, but I've been for a week, I haven't been here. I walked in this morning and saw Raimundo, and he was like, dang, dude, I haven't seen you in a while, but I haven't. See him in eight days. Well, he has a full beard too, so. Oh, I walked in and Raymundo, our producer in the glass room, hey, you're dying your beard again, huh? It comes in pretty dark. No, no, no. That's just for men right there.

You're dyeing your beard again, huh? Sure. The stuff I use just changes the gray, but you can say it makes it darker. That's my natural color. Look at my hair. But yeah, I think you're dyeing your hair, too. I think you're doing both. If you ask me. Hair's normal, man. Okay, but you're dyeing your beard. There's nothing wrong with that. What it does, it changes the gray. It doesn't really alter. It's your normal color, but it'll take out the white.

It's not. You look like Al Borland from home improvement. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think the beard looks good. I do too. Al Borland's beard looks good, Amy. Oh, okay. Yeah, it does. Or even the sham wild guy. I don't think so, too. I don't think so, too. Well, it looks good, Raymond. Yeah, thank you.

How's life going? Good. Never been better. But yeah, I just decided it's summertime when I do something different, man. Get a beard. Let's do it. Is that the thing, though? Is it like, it's summertime to get a beard? Is it like, well, it's summertime. Let me buy a new coat. Yeah, I'm making it hotter on my face. Yeah, more like a winter activity. Let's sweat more in my chin.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought more careless, more carefree, you know, who cares, peace out. But it's pretty manicured. Yeah, and if you don't care, you wouldn't die it. Yeah, most people don't know that. I've said it to buddies and everything. They had no idea that I put a little color in. Well, now everybody knows.

Well, no, no, you walked in and it looked like you had taken black shoe polish. That's what I wanted to stand out. I don't want it to be a crappy beard. Yeah. Okay, well, it's good to see, bud. Yeah. Rammon, Ron, Nancy. other than why. Do you want to hear Raymundo, who by the way, is obsessed with Sam Hunt, right?

Everybody knows that, right? So he's tried to befriend Sam unsuccessfully. He's tried to befriend Sam's security guard unsuccessfully. He's tried to befriend Van Hunt, Sam's brother, unsuccessfully. He, like, DMs him. He slides in his... I thought Van sort of, like, corresponded that. I think Raymond makes up stuff. Okay. So this is Ramundo calling... Is this Van Hunt's business? Yeah, the business.

It's a hydration place? Mm-hmm. Called the front desk. Did they know that you've this recorded? Yeah, I told them at the end of it. Okay. I don't think that's how it works, but okay. You can't tell people at the beginning.

Yeah, it depends what the law is. Oh, okay. Yeah. So this is Ray Mundo, calling Van Hunt's business. Calling. I need to make a hydration appointment for tomorrow at three. Alrighty. And if possible, can we schedule that with Van, please? I don't have a van that works here.

Oh, I get it. Privacy laws. You can't say exactly who works there. I really don't want it to be Bobo. It needs to be Van. Is that okay? I literally don't have either person that works here to name that. Anyways, here's my story.

So I need to get to Sam Hunt. The only way that I can eat dinner with Sam Hunt is through Van. His brother, he's a hydration specialist. I need to book that appointment with him, and I need to do it in the next day so I can have dinner with Sam in the next couple weeks. Yeah, goodbye. I mean, oh, that's so funny. It is funny.

But no luck with Van Hunt. So no luck with Sam Hunt. Do you think Sam will hear this and go, oh, you know what, that Ramundo, I could be his friend. He probably thinks it's funny deep down. You got to think a lot of these people don't have, they have yes people, but to have some creepy, crazy person that's funny, that's different. Let me tell you guys. That's awesome. Just from a little of experience, let me tell you, I'm always looking for a brand new no person to go into my life.

A brand new crazy creepy person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that crazy creep. I tried that with Taylor Swift once, right? It didn't really work out. What's that? Whenever I painted her that portrait and I took it to her. No, no, you took a whole art class.

I did. I took weeks of art lessons. Man, we are some stalker people here. We are... She told me she was going to hang in above her fireplace. But now, looking back, she probably was like, can somebody do something with this painting? Like, bad girls weird. There's probably a GPS in it.

I need to get rid of this thing. The Bobby Bones Show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Happy anniversary to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. They are celebrating their 12th wedding anniversary today. Keith recently kicked off his graffiti U tour with Kelsey Ballerini. Check out keithurban.net for all the tour dates.

Dot net. I know. I don't know. I guess dot com is taken. Maybe you bought it in Australia or something. How does Keith Urban not have keithurban.com? Yeah. What's at keithurban.com, I wonder. Eddie, go look that.

I'll do it right now. Wait. It says, welcome to the wonderful world of. Keith Urban, and they're selling like oil paintings or something. Oh, it's artists. That's someone else. You're telling me Keith Urban can't buy this from this person? Maybe he's just...

Maybe it's not for sale. Yeah. Everything's for sale. As Ted DiBiase once said, everything has a price. Everyone has a price. Maybe Keith Urban's like, I don't want to take this guy's dot com. He's such a nice guy. What else you got? Walker Hayes. He got a tattoo in honor of his daughter, Oakley Clover. The ink features a tiny footprint

on the middle of his arm with her first and middle name. And he posted a photo thanking the artist and the caption. If you want to see it, you can check it out on his Instagram, Walker Hayes. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. These little kids end up saving lives, it's crazy to me because this is a three-year-old. And this mom's out for a walk with her three-year-old, and she passes out as they're on the sidewalk.

and so the three-year-old again three realizes her mom isn't right so she goes and runs until she finds someone in the uniform that's so crazy to me she had to cross streets alone found someone he went back

then they went to her house because she knew where she lived too and he saved her isn't that crazy that a three no it's amazing you have a four-year-old son and I know we often reference him but you hear this with a four-year-old year old son and what do you think?

My four year old son would never do something like this. I mean, my son's seven and he wouldn't do that. And I know there's a language barrier thing happening right now. With your son. But still, there's no language necessary to kind of understand. There's no way. He could not do that. Isn't that crazy?

Yeah. Three years old. Well, maybe it's not training your kids well enough. Oh, it's definitely on us. Okay. Now I'm going to go home and we're going to do drills. Like walk down the street and fall down and then have to say, go find someone. That was tell me something good.

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We play it here on the show, especially Webgirl Morgan. That's right. What's your name? Morgan number two? We think you should play too. Turn it into a competition. Do you really play Morgan number two? Yeah, I really do.

Yeah, me too. I played a lot. I played a lot. I played a lot. Listen, it's called Best Fiends. Maybe you're traveling. You want to pass the time. You don't need the internet for Best Fiends.

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So there we have it. Best Feeds. Folks, it's your buddy and mind. Mr. Bobby Bones. This is the Bobby Bonds. You know who's coming over with the house tonight's Brett Eldridge. Oh, nice. I feel like it's been a minute since we've seen him. Well, it's coming over the house tonight.

We're doing a Bobbycast, so we'll probably post that tonight, too. I've been on the road for a week, so it's been like, ah! I've been able to do any Bobbycast. You know me? If I can't do extra work, I go crazy. Yeah. So, yeah, subscribe. Just search Bobbycast.

on iHeart Radio or Apple Podcast and check that out. That'll be up tonight. You see the world's ugliest dog they had the competition. And I always feel bad for these dogs in first until I realize they don't know that they're ugly. And they don't even know the concept of ugly. Right, so. So it's fine?

Because they get a lot of love. Yeah, it is fine. And they're still cute. They don't euthanize the dog when it's over. That would be a terrible competition. The oldest dog, get rid of it. Yeah, yeah. It's not that. Okay, good.

An English bulldog with an underbite and a muscular and his tongue like hangs out to basically his foot. It's pretty cute. He's like really long tongue. That you're like, oh, I love it. It's like Steve Buscemi. There you go. You see him when you go.

In real life, you see Steve Buscemi and you go, ooh, I don't want to hang him up. But you see him on the movies, you go, oh, it's kind of, look at that character. He's got a lot of character. I like to be his friend. I like that guy. Yeah, see? Yeah. Exactly.

He won $1,500 for being the ugliest dog. It helps organizers publicize that many pets are available for adoption. So one of our, one of our kids. friends, Megan Bordman just got a brand new dog. She's been on everybody's Insta story. Yeah. Look at that. It's like so tiny. Did you go see the dog? I saw you and your kids over their house. Yeah. Went to go check out the dog. Man, I don't know about it. Everybody asked me and I did a couple shows. I was in Tampa, which they were fantastic in Fort Pierce, Florida, doing my comedy shows. And one of the things people asked me the most is, hey, you're going to get another dog.

Yeah. Because my dog died. I had him for 15 years. And it's just, yeah, eventually. I have order of the way I want to do things. I've told you guys this, right? I don't think so. No, you have not. Because I didn't know you were even considering another dog. Well, girlfriend. Okay. Break up with a girlfriend? Well, see? There we go again. Bobby, if you get the dog. Is that that not right? No, but you don't know. Hold on. What's the order? Because I have concerns about you getting the girlfriend first and then the dog because then the dog becomes like something that you and the girlfriend got together. Yeah, but that's okay. I can use that kind of drama. I don't have any love drama in my life.

I need some kind of drama. You don't want drama, man. Like, I have a friend who's, he's going through a kind of dramatic point in his life with females and, you know, girlfriends and, you know, drama. Is this isn't you? No, I wish it was mine. I know sometimes when you're like, I have a friend. Yeah, it's not this time. Okay, so carry on.

And that's, I don't do that I have a friend for me. I mostly do the I have a friend if it's one of you guys. For me, I do it on a time basis. It's like, if it's something from three months ago that I don't want to incriminate someone, I'll save it until today and go, this just happened to me. Okay. But I don't do that. I have a friend for me. Okay.

That being said, he's going on to some drama right now. And I was talking to him last night. And as he was going out there, it was like, man, this is happening. And I got this. I'm just thinking, man, I wish I had some drama. Like, I got nothing going. And I'm not even whining about it because I'm about to. You know what I want you to do later?

Because I'm about to. Yeah. You're about to get some drama. Pull it up, bones. I'm about to. No, it's just anything, you know? So you're just, you're so thirsty. You'll take.

You'll take the. drama? That's the last thing anyone wants in a relationship. Why don't you want the drama of a relationship? Yeah, that seems a little bit like, might need to call you therapist. Like, I want to get married just like a divorce. Like, I need a divorce in my life.

I don't think he's going that far, but sometimes you want to feel pain just to feel. Oh, yeah. Is that a song lyric? No. It's true, though. Yeah. Sometimes I'm like, man, I haven't felt anything like emotional in a while. So anyway,

That's not even my point. I don't know how I was going with this. The dog. Oh, yeah, I'm going to get a dog one day. But you were talking about the order. The girlfriend. Then probably then wife. And then hopefully they're the same person.

Yeah. Oh, boy. Then dog? So you're never getting a dog. No, in 18 months. I want a dog. I want a dog. And then kids.

So dog before the kids? Yeah. It would be a test run. See how you guys bring up the dog. Okay. Because that's the same thing. Yeah, yeah. Listen, you guys think I'm crazy right now.

I'm telling you, when I say I'm hard to something to happen. Well, I know that. I know that. I just, we just feel like the, the feel that you're looking for is the drama, not so much the love, which is kind of weird. No, no, no. I'm looking for the love. I get what he's saying. It's only drama when there's love.

Is that right? Yeah. Why get dramatic about something you don't love? Oh, I guess. Anyway, let's go to Amy's corny. And then we got to talk about Amy's named her kids. They have like four names now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Over to Amy with the morning corny joke of the day. The Morning Corny What do you call a happy rabbit? What do you call a happy rabbit? A hop-domist. That was the morning corny. And it was good. There you go.

She's commenting on her own joke now. Yeah. Yeah, I hope everybody's good. Hope your Monday came at you. And summertime, hope they're less cars on the street when you drive in. Kids aren't in school. For sure. I get to work a little earlier.

I was talking to Dan from Dan and Shea last night. And so we were texting back and forth and I was on my computer and I saw that he retweeted this clip of them playing a big country bash in Iowa. And they go up and they play tequila. And you have to hear this crowd sing this song. Because Eddie and I often behind the scenes talk about how good Dan and Shay are and they're just one inch away from being massive superstars. They're a big deal now. But I'm talking about massive. They're that good.

Yeah. So this is him going on stage doing tequila. This is the beginning of the song. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. It happens for superstars. I feel like that's a moment where they probably got off stage and would maybe even like cry. Yes.

And I feel like crying for them. Yeah. Because that's a thing. To get people to react in a way. So there are two artists that exist right now that can do that to a crowd. Like new artists. Of course Garth can do it. Yes.

Dan and Shea and Luke Cone. You want to see some passionate people sing from their hearts. Those two artists have big fit. That's the future of this format. Luke Combs, Dan and shit. And I love that they're both so different. Yeah, and they're both awesome people.

Yeah. And they both like me. That's cool. That's cool to me. That's good. But I love that. Love it, love it, love it. Angela in Florida, what's happening?

Hey, what's happening, buddy? You know, it's Monday. I'm actually back in the studio. I spent last week in different studios. I was on the road a bunch. I'm glad to see all my friends in this room. Glad you called. Yeah, that's what happened to me.

I got Mike D to sign my book. I got tired of waiting. I love you, man, but I got tired of standing there. My shoes were killing me. I was so disappointed. I was telling Morgan, I thought for sure, Mother's Day, my husband and my kids were going to get me tickets because they knew how bad I wanted to see you at Fort Pierce.

Did you come to the show? I did. And what did you think? Was that funny or no? Um, I, I should have worn the pens. You should have worn to pins. What? Did you eat something bad or was I that, was I that funny?

No, you were that funny. Oh, well, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Go ahead. The whole show was just great. But anyways, I was so bummed from, like, Mother's Day till Saturday that my family didn't get me tickets to the show. And so, fighting, my husband's like, don't make any plans for tomorrow night, blah, blah, blah.

And I was like, okay, whatever. He never does things like that. And he's like, I need to be ready by about five o'clock. Uber's going to be here. And we live like 40 miles south of Fort Pierce and Jensen Beach, little tiny town. And pulls up here comes to Uber. And like, where are we going?

And right at, we're like driving down Indian River Drive, which is beautiful. And we pulled up in front of the Sunrise Theater. And I about lost my religion. I was like, you've got to be. be flipping kidding me. I was so excited. Well, good. Listen, it's awesome. I'll say this. I stayed. I met every single person that night.

So if you stayed... You didn't get to meet me because my feet were killing me. That's what I'm saying. Like, I stayed. There's a picture of me on Instagram. I think I stayed until almost one in the morning. Yeah. Were you flossing with kids outside in the back, too? Well, listen, it was that late. I saw that. And we were packing up our stuff. It's on my Instagram.

Yeah. And there were a bunch of kids. I thought I was getting jumped by the kid game. A bunch of little guys. Yeah, we ended up flossing together, like the dance. Yes. Yeah. The floss dance. I get it now.

The kid gangs don't bring dental floss. No, no, they don't do that. Amen. You're trying to get your teeth clean a little bit? That's uncool. Yeah, that's not cool. Well, it's good to see, Angel. I'm glad you came to the show.

If you, anybody else wants to come to a show, I got a few more, like Northampton, doing that, Boston sold out, but Little Rock, Arkansas, D.C., all that's coming up. Bobby Bonescom. But, yeah, I stayed and signed every... Every book for both nights. And it's crazy. I mean, I'm just super grateful that people even care. I'll stay all night long.

In Tampa, I think I was up there until 1.30 in the morning. Oh, my goodness. You got to stop that, though. You got to. Well, here's the issue. Let me ask you this question. Okay. This is a very self-indulgent topic here.

But, like, for example, I'm going to be in Wichita. Do I? I will sit and talk to every single person, and I will make it last seven hours. But I feel bad for people waiting that long. Like, I can run through people and sign and say hello and move them. Or I can sit and talk to every single one of them. Like, I would want to know what's best for the people. They want to wait that long or do they want to talk to me longer?

Oh, that's what I'm saying? Because the person, the people in the front of line, it's like, no big deal. I'm going to talk to him. But then, like, there is someone that's like seven hours deep. There's a guilt in me that I made. Because I went to Boston and it was a three-hour line. So how would you handle that?

Like, what's the protocol for that? Like, kind of like, hey. I treat every person like I'm just spending time with them. But then I feel bad for the people that are an hour back. So I don't know. There's not a right way. Okay. I think you put a two-hour time limit

and the people have got to get there early. Well, some of them, dude, they were there two hours early. Well, that's what I'm saying, because you are working too much. If you're staying there for five to six hours, I'm good. That's not good for your health. I'm happy anybody cares. By the way, thanks for everybody for buying the book

and had a good week, a one more week of book press. So it's good. There's an audio book too. Yes. Download that on iTunes. People listen to that. It's like this show. But you've got to pay for it.

No commercials, though. Yeah. It's true. Yeah. So Amy's even in the office. audio book. So yeah, there was that. It's Mike D's birthday today. May tell him? No, get out of here. Happy birthday, Mike D. Oh, happy birthday, dude. Why don't you tell us?

I did not know that at all. Mike D. A.K.A. Quiet Mike, aka. Mike Sharona. He's so quiet about it. Yeah. How many birthday, Mike D. Hey, have a microphone there, birthday boy. What's the plan? Oh, it is. It says right here on Facebook. Mike's birthday today. Oh, I haven't been to Facebook in a minute. Lunch is you going to write? It's your big birthday, Mike D. What's a day? What's a day? deal? Yeah, it turned 27 today.

27 years old. Wow. How's that working out for you? It's crazy. You feel pretty good about 27? Yeah, I feel pretty good. Yeah, you feel like in the last couple years you made some good strides in life? Probably the last two years have been pretty good, so I'm feeling good going into 27. Would you say the best two years of your life? I would say so. Yeah, you think so? Yeah, easily. This guy's got a girlfriend now. That's a big deal. He's never had a girlfriend's life.

Big deal. Right? Yeah. She's sending you a birthday text? She sends you a birthday. That's awesome. That's all the same. Birthday pick. I didn't say I said text Yeah But I wanted to say a text Like an emoji

Of a cake or something You don't need cake Go ahead What's up? Yeah she did text me Happy birthday Yeah So that's sweet

What it looked like? What so But when At 1201 She actually did text me at 1201 That's how you know That's how you know Wow

She's thinking ahead Uh huh So what's the deal She obviously doesn't live here Yeah So you guys can't go and like hang out. When do you see her next?

I'll see her this week when we're in Austin. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. Look at you. Oh, I got a question. What? So when you're in Austin, you're staying at her crib? Oh, that's a good question.

Because you usually might. Oh, whoa, whoa, y'all. They just started dating. Amy, their boyfriend, girlfriend, whatever that means when you're an adult. They're that. Exactly. He usually stays with his brother, so I need to know if he's making the switch.

You're the one that says you never know who you're sleeping next to. Quiet, Mike. What do you think about this? Are you staying with her? I'm still planning on. say with my brother. What? In the world, you're an adult.

Survey says? Yeah, Amy says good moves? Why? Amy, they're supposedly together. I don't know her situation. She doesn't maybe, I mean, okay, how many times have you hung out? Amy, you're missing the point. They're supposedly in a relationship now.

Supposedly. We have no proof of this, though. Supposedly they're in relationship. That's my... Hold on. I'm the closest to Mike. Mike and I go everywhere together all the time. Yes.

You're the only one that knew was his birthday. today. So yes. That's true. Yes. And so, I don't, I've never met her. So even I don't know her. All right. So don't you think we should wait until you meet her until you stay there? When you date someone, do you spend the night together in the same house? Yes. If I'm dating them. Okay. I get that their boyfriend and girlfriend now, but how many times have y'all been out?

Three times. Okay. Amy, stop hitting the table. Amy, after three dates, a chick is sleeping in my place. That's okay. Like when we, in the date war I'm okay with Mike D taking it slow. They live in separate cities. They've got to take advantage of the time they have together. Memo, thank you.

Oh, my good. You and Laura Ingalls can go and have your tea later. Okay. Nobody has to throw hate over here just because I'm like trying to keep it all traditional. Traditional. Here's traditional for Amy. I'm not asking him to never do anything with him.

But why are you asking him to do anything? This is his dating life. He's 27. He's an adult man. Lunchbox is telling him to stay there. I'm saying it's okay that he does it. He's not 17. He's not an 11th grade.

Where it's really debatable. Okay, fine. Do whatever you want, Mike. He will. Happy birthday, Mike, dear. But, I mean, I'm sure your brother would be like, dude, you're not going to stay with me? No, he's. Oh, now it's about the brother.

Now it's got. Now it's got to love his brother. Okay, stop him. Mike D's birthday. Did she have a body like a backroad? Okay. That's it. Amy's Louvre this morning

Amy, your kids, they have a bunch of names, huh? Well, yeah, it's going to be four. That's why I'm kind of like, is it bad that we give them four names? Oh, it's not official yet? Yeah, no, we had to turn them in, so it's four. I mean, it's becoming official. So if you're new to the show, Amy spent five years in the adoption process with these two kids. They're awesome.

They were in Haiti six months ago. Yeah. At the orphanage, now they're here in America. America. Amy's story is quite spectacular, is they tried to have kids. They tried to adopt domestically. Her husband was in the military, so they kept moving so you can't adopt domestically without staying in the same house. They do a home study. She went on a mission trip, fell in love with these kids, and here we are. And so now you have to officially name them. But why did you give them so many names? Well, okay, so they have their birth names.

They're given names that their moms gave them, which is what they go by now, Stevenson and Stasheera. but then they have last names too, which is what they've known themselves as their entire life. So when you adopt them, they come here and all of a sudden they have our last name. So at school, it's their first name and our last name. And so we noticed that they would be like, oh, at school, like that's not my last name.

Oh, they were talking about their old last name. They were like, my last name is their birth given last name. So we just felt like, oh gosh, we still want that to be a part of their life. But I also wanted them to have the middle names I always wanted to give my birth children, but I never got pregnant. It's like Oprah giving away cars. I know. You get a name.

You get it. Holy cow. Which I feel selfish, but like those are names that are in our family. And like I want to, I've always like wanted. Elizabeth was my great grandmother's name. My grandmother's middle name. My grandmother's middle name. Like I want my, I always, if I had a daughter, I wanted that to be her middle name.

So now she's got her first name. The middle name, I want her to have her birth last name. and then our last name. Can I still get one of those names in there? Is this still one? I mean, can we draw names out of a hat and they'd be named that like we did? So like that's okay, right? I mean, when they're signing documents, it's not like they have to sign all four or something,

but still, you know, if someone's like, what's your full name? They're going to be like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Did your husband give your son a middle name? The middle name he wanted, yep. Really? Mm-hmm. That's in his family. Well, that's interesting.

Yeah, you know. Yeah, it is. There's no, you shouldn't feel guilty about that. Okay. I didn't know the whole story. Yeah, so yeah, they have four names. So they're officially named after you now. Like, it's done.

Yeah. And it's not like, some people ask me if I changed their name. Because when you adopt someone or, you know, you can maybe change their name if you wanted to. Even their first name? I mean, you could. But, I mean, that would be, like, say, I mean, that would just, that's changing so much of their identity and who they are. And maybe in some cases, that might be healthy for the child. but in our case, no, I'd like to clarify that our daughter's 11, our son's 7, and those are their birth given names.

Yeah. I don't think anyone's question. Oh, no, I get questions. I get questions. No, people do ask me that. It's a genuine question that I get. And I'm like, oh, no, no, they were giving this. Even though your daughter's name is Tashira, they think that you named her that?

They just asked. I guess they're curious, like, if that's the name she was given or if I picked it. Oh, well. But now they have four. Now they have four names. Good. That was a big. My husband and I were like, should we throw in the fourth?

Yeah, absolutely, absolutely. The Bobby Bones Show. On this day in country music. On this day in country music history, 22 years ago, Tracy Lawrence has the number one country song with this jam, Time Marches On. Time Marches On. It was his longest number one, three weeks of number one. The song was actually meant for Brooks and Dunn. They didn't record it.

I can actually hear that. Yeah, I can hear them singing it for sure. We have done a segment about this song for 10 years Our show through all the different stages We've used this song as a segment Barely makes a sound Daddy's got a girlfriend in another town Pop Dylan sings like a rolling stone

Come on everybody get on this part Time marches on 22 years ago today, number one song, Time Marches. South Blue's Lord. It is. Hey, Tiffany and Georgia, what's happening? Good morning. Thank you for calling.

So we were just talking about Amy, and, you know, Amy's adopted two children, and she named them with four different names because she couldn't quite decide, and she left them with their names. She also gave them new names. What do you think about this? So I have four children adopted from China. My children were probably younger than Amy's were. So when they came home, we gave them each four names.

They eat have an English first name because they were young and they weren't already identifying with their Chinese name. But their Chinese name is the very earliest piece of information I have about them. So they needed to keep that. I needed to be able to point them back to their heritage. And then I gave them another American middle name. And then, of course, they have our last name. And so what I wanted to say is that it's not selfish that Amy gave them American names or family names from her own family. it's about making those children feel like they're part of her family now, giving them a piece of their heritage.

Yeah, it's selfish, too, but it's still, it makes them feel like they're part of her, part of her clan. Yeah, I love that. I think you're right. Thank you for the. But I've said that too. How come hers matters so much? You didn't say thank you to Bobby? All of a sudden, Tiffany's on here from Georgia and Amy's got a real connection. And I'm going, yeah, Amy, and she's like, okay, well, let me ask you. You're so right.

Yeah, I know, yeah. Okay. I did it. Been there. It's just because she actually is, like, affirming me with, like, she's done that. So I feel like I'm not crazy. I was adopted. That's right. Think about that.

My name was changed. Did you keep it? No. For a little bit? Mm-mm. I don't think. I didn't even know I was adopted. I found out later I was adopted.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah, that's kind of crazy. Like, I found a Social Security card with a different name on it. I was like, who is this person? Yeah. And they were like, oh, you were adopted when your mom left for a while. I was like, what? Yeah.

And then, but that's why I have my grandma, my mom and my grandma are both. it's tattooed on my arm. My mom's name, my grandma's name. They both adopt, my mom was obviously, didn't adopt me, but she had me. And then my grandma adopted me for a while. But yeah, so I, you know, I'm just trying to give you some. You got the names. Well, thank you for. I would like to give myself a new name right now. Oh, okay. Just something cooler. New first name? All the name. Oh, all of them. I'd like just restart. Just because, again, I don't meet anybody young, cool name, Bobby anymore. There's no more. That's not a cool name anymore. By the way, I don't know whatever was.

But I didn't know. Bobby Brown? Again, he's like 80. Yeah. Who's that? Bobby Flea? Bobby Flea? How do you say that?

That's good one. You know that? Schmerda? Yeah. You guys probably don't know who you're not cool. Bobby Barker. There's no. Now you're just making a thing. Bobby Smurda?

What is that? The rapper, right? Yeah. You ever heard of him? Never heard of him. No. Is he? Should we?

Probably because I think he's playing our eye heart, outdoor stage with the raging idiots. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know that guy. I can learn up on him. Or maybe he's playing the big stage. You know what I mean? Since we got out of the pop, we don't know what things anymore. Or maybe we're older.

No, I've been trying to listen to the pop to stay relevant lately. The pop. That's again, that's how you know. The pop station. I was just saying it quickly. Yeah, how's that going? I mean, I listen to all kinds of things. Like you're like Cardi B, like that, post Malone.

Amy's talking about the two artists that six months ago was like, you guys don't even know these people are. She's like, he cares. Oh, yeah. No. I mean, he's from Miami. Lunchbox is Google. He's Pit Bullard.

Is this real name. Well, by the way, we're playing the outdoor stage, too, and you can get VIP tickets and hang out. Just go over to iHeartRadio.com slash tickets. And you can see that up there. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So I just have to shout out to these two teenage girls, Lexi Thomas and Abby Levin,

because what they're doing is super cool and maybe others will be inspired. They spend their time delivering flowers to assisted living homes to brighten up the place for the older people living there. How old are the girls? Teenagers. Really? Yeah, because as a teenager, I was not doing that. And they call it Flowers for Powers and they've gotten Wise Market to donate the flowers. So they just take their time to actually hand deliver them to the nursing homes.

I mean, I feel like that's a place where volunteers or things like that are needed that are often forgotten about. And as a teenager, you're supposed to be honorary. You're supposed to be like that. Yeah. So, look at them. Shout out. Making a difference in this world. Do you guys say honori?

Or is that just the Arkansas thing? I've heard of it. What does that even mean? Whatever. Oh, you guys just nodded just because you just let me say my thing and then moved on. Yeah, it's honorary. Like, honor and no. Yeah, honor.

It's like you're difficult. Like, why you being an honorary? Why are being stubborn? Maybe it's an Arkansas thing, yeah. Is your grandma say it to you? All the time. But you were, I feel like you were a good kid. Yeah, but I'll talk a lot.

I never got in trouble. It's like, why you made so on me? Okay. You guys don't use it. Like, I used it in just my regular vocabulary. And then when Amy looked at me a little funny, I thought. But I wasn't about to, you know, stop the show over it. I was just going to.

But don't worry. I will once you look funny at me. Well, it's okay. Sometimes you say things and I'm like, I'm just going to Google that later so that I don't look stupid. That's when I tell me something good. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Let's go.

Transmitting across America. I was watching the carpool karaoke, and they have Paul McCartney on. And I wouldn't say I'm a huge carpool karaoke guy. Occasionally I'll watch one of them. At first, I was into it. I first came out. I thought it was pretty cool. But now it's like, yeah, whatever.

But the Paul McCarty one was so good. It almost made me tear up. Anybody else watch it? No. It was so good because Paul McCartney gets in. He's got a new album. So he gets into the car, and they just go. down like Abbey Road and all the places.

What? Yeah, it's like 25 minutes long. And if you ever opened up a video and it's over two minutes and 42 seconds, like, next? Yeah, there's no way. But I watched the whole thing. Got a little emotional during it too. But here's some of Carpool karaoke with Paul McCartney from the Beatles. I had a dream in the 60s where my mom who died came to me in the dream and was reassuring

me saying, it's going to be okay. Just let it be. She gave me the positive word So I woke up and I'm like what was that? What did she say? Let it be So I've never heard that Yeah, that's kind of good you know And James Corrin started crying

Let it be I'm telling you If you haven't seen it And again, I'm a tough nut to crack man But it was so good And this is him Let it be Let it be

Let it be Let it be Let it be Let it be I was That's great man You're telling you that's the power of music It's weird isn't it

How that can do that to you Well I can remember I can remember my granddad Who's a musician And my dad sitting me down And saying We're going to play you The best songs you've ever heard

And remember them playing me that Really If my granddad was here right now You'd get an absolute kick out of this He is. It was so good. At goosebumps. And then they go to his house where him and John Lennon wrote songs, like his small pals.

Wow, man. And here they are singing at Penny Lane. There is a barb showing photographs of every head he's had the pleasure to know. And all the people that come and go stop and say hello. Hello. Yeah, it was so good. Wow. I mean, that seems cool.

They go to the pub where the Beatles used to play. Yeah, the cave or whatever cavern. So they're in there and there's a big curtain over it. So people would go up to the ju-box and they would quite hit a song just like a normal song. But they wouldn't know what the curtain would open up and Palm McCart and the full band would start playing the Beatles songs. Amazing. And people start, it's really good. Anyway, I posted it on my Twitter, but you can Google it.

But it is the carpal karaoke with James Corden. Fantastic. I went to the first place the Beatles ever played. That's it. In Liverpool. That's what he's talking about. Okay. Yeah.

So, yeah, there's that. You think about that, though, because James Corman was crying because his grandpa was like, hey. Do you ever have those songs? Because my grandma, we would listen to John Anderson. Because that was, just swinging. Did you guys know swinging from John Anderson? And we were swinging. This is her mind's about my grandma so much.

Swing. Yes, we were swinging. You know, Sean, and she's as pretty as the angels when they sing. I can't believe I'm out here on the front porch in this swing. I mean, this reminds my grandma so much. Crazy, man. Can I feel the same way? It's like, man, because I haven't thought about even that song until I heard that video,

watching that video. I was like, man, I have those songs that kind of remind you of certain situations of family members. Do you have any of those? I have one with my brother, and every time I can't, like, I picture us writing in his two-door. I don't even know 80's car with a boombox. in the middle because it didn't have a radio. And it was like, reach out and touch things.

Touch faith. Tears for fears. What did you? Touch things. Wait, that's not the lyrics? It's not, no. Well, that's how I was singing as a kid. Reach out and touch thanks.

Yeah, there you go. Jam. There's lots of those, like, that kind of music. I just associate with my brother. And then he would purposely drive on the, the wrong side of the road and scare me, like, really fast. Yeah. Is your half-brother?

He's my half-brother, yeah. He lives just for a little bit. I don't know that fella. Yeah, no. I know all the fellas. My parents weren't really music. Like, they didn't, I don't feel influenced by music. My mom was the Judds.

So, because my mom could oddly sing a little bit. And my mom was actually, I mean, she was really talented of stuff. You know, the drugs and alcohol ended up getting her. So she really wasn't able to show a lot of that later. But she used to sing They would put on the Judds and just sing Like they would do Mommy's Crazy Or Grandpa

Grandpa? Yeah This song reminds me on Mom This is a jam Big time, yeah We met Naomi Judd the other day We did Yeah

Yeah It's surreal Softball game Yeah Yeah man This was It was a jam Yeah

Tell me about the good old day Sometimes it feels like You just don't make music like that anymore, folks Sure don't Sure don't phones How about the weather, huh? Yeah How about that?

Here's what the rain today When the line between right along Didn't seem so hasty Lover's really Fall in love to stay Morgan number two is like 20. How old are you like 12? 24.

Somewhere of 12. Yeah, it's around there. Do you even know this stuff? I know the Judd's. I'm not familiar with their songs, though. You don't know, oh, Grandpa. You know Ashley Judd wasn't in the band. Yeah.

She's actress. Did you know Judd Nelson had nothing to do with him at all? She has no idea of Judd Nelson is. Yeah, I don't know, Judd. What a breakfast club? All those 80s movies? He was the bad boy. I just know Molly, Molly Ringwild.

Do you know, I mean, come on. Oh, come on. Rocking with the rhythm of the rain? Yeah. Man, I can go down a whole judge. Do it. Sitting in the porch ring last into the light rain. Eating on the tin with baby just to me and you.

Rocking with the rhythm of the rain. Come on. So good. Someone can remake the song right now. It would be hit. Yeah. Good idea. Yeah, like someone can remake this song.

Go into the studio and it'll be a hit right now. Someone just ran into the studio right now. All these songs right now, even the slow and then now this more upbeat, I could like get my car Roll the windows down A country artist now could go in remake that song Change sonically

Make it a little more contemporary And that would be a hit on the radio today Until all the Man program directors would go Nah What you do is you lie and you say I'm a dude Then they shoot you at the top And you go just kidding

I'm a female Look at us Got you Got you suckers You have middle age white program director making all the decisions. You men. I'm not very good at this vegetarian thing.

I've been, as of today, two weeks, vegetarian. That's awesome. Yeah, dear diary. Been a vegetarian for 14 days now. It's been tough. Somehow put on five pounds. Don't really know why. I feel like I'm doing the right things.

It's tough to eat vegetables on the road. Sometimes the gas stations don't have the best vegetarian selection. So I just You get a pickle It's a vegetable It's a pickled vegetable Yeah So it's tough

But I'm back home now Not feeling good I feel like I've lost Some muscle mass But also gain fat So I'm obviously not doing it right Vegetable Diary

I hope to make it a month That's the goal There really is no real reason For me to do this Except just to see what happens Hope you will Bobby. But you have a vegetable vegetarian for two weeks now.

How does that work? How does that work? He's getting weight, Amy. Well, because, I mean, you are indulging and... No, I'm not. Don't even play. He's a vegetarian. So you're telling me the last two weeks you haven't eaten candy my daughter's brought you?

Like twice and like two pieces. I give the rest of Eddie. And some of it has vegetable oil. And yeah. Some people that eat candy also... Just to be nice. You like snuck her on the phone the other night to be like, hey, bring me some of that stash.

No, I didn't sneak her on the phone. How can you sneak her on the phone? I was on the phone with him, and then he got her on the phone, told her something, and then said, okay, give the phone back to your mom. And then she leaves to go pack him a bag of candy. I like that. It has nothing to do with my vegetarianism. I wanted to make... Are you working in some protein, though?

Some, like... Well, I mean, I had like muscle milk. Is that count? Is that kind of? Anyway, I've been a vegetarian for two. But I don't know. Amy, I'm telling you, we just go to gas station. Eat all of our food and gas station.

Then that's your problem. There you go. Thank you. That's it. You need to do a gas station diet diaries. The end. It's a good diary. That's what I buy a lot of my groceries from the gas station.

Milk. Pickles. Pickles. Just go buy the gas station. You know that Friends? There was like a story arc where Phoebe was dating a cop. It was a blonde dude. Michael Rappaport was his name?

You guys familiar with him? Yes. I know. Okay. So Michael Rappapaport stopped a man trying to. to open the emergency door on a flight. And apparently they were going from Houston to L.A. And the guy's trying to get out the door.

And so Michael Rapport grabs the dude, runs up and like slams them and grabs them. I'm just thinking if it happened into me, because I always put myself in these situations to go, what would I do? And if I see someone on that emergency door start to push, right? Because you probably tighten up a little bit,

your bumpuckers a bit. You go, oh, no, what do I do? But this is what happens in my world. I go, okay, I got to take them down. and I go and I tackle them, right? It turns out it's just someone like fixing the handle or something. Oh. Like that's what happens to me.

It's like someone who worked for the crew. But then you just say, better say from sorry? My bad. I thought you were trying to open the door. Because I would feel like if you tackle them, then you got to start punch them. You got to punch them too. Yeah. Because they're going to fight back.

Michael Rappaport made this guy's a little friendlier. He prevented an in-flight emergency. He stopped a guy from opening the emergency door mid-flight. But again, can you even open the door? because if you can just open a door with average strength, they've got to fix that. If you can just walk up and just shove the door and you're just middle strong,

then you can't do that. Where's the myth busters on this? I don't think you can open the door mid-flight. Then why does this even a story? It's just your instinct, you see someone do it and you freak out like, oh my gosh, what if they are the superhuman strength and they do it?

And they're obviously causing a problem, so you've got to put them down. That's a thing, because I would think, like, problem time. take him down to beat downtown man that'd be so fun to take him down though the thing about the story was too the guy who was trying to get out the door he was pushing hard

like he's showing hard to get out the door no no here's the funniest part the guy thought the door was the bathroom door no really yeah was he you sure he didn't make that story up after he got beat when he came back from beat downtown he's like I thought it was the bathroom man I was just trying to you know can you look up and see if they can open up a door

by the way a lot of people are tweeting the show right now. Mike D works for the show. He joined the show nine years ago. He first messaged me on MySpace and was like, hey, how do I do a podcast? I'm like, hey, just come up, I'll show you. And then he starts interning for the show. Now he pretty much runs the show over there from the corner and just constantly giving me information. And so Mike D has a girlfriend for the first time in his life. Like, this guy over here's lost 120 pounds. It's like working hard, climbing the ladder.

He's out doing stand-up. Like, the guy's really working on himself and getting ahead here. but now people are wondering who's real Mike's girlfriend or Amy Sudd's girlfriend Gladys. That's a great point. It's tough. They're wondering which one's probably

What? None of us have met either one of them. And I, when he said he wasn't staying at her place, I thought maybe she's not real and he's just trying to image up, boost his image like, look at me, I got a girl. Well, you have to say about that, Mike D. She's real.

I'll see a picture. I've seen a picture. Yeah, but I've been together. Remember Napoleon Dynamite? No, Amy, no. You're so right. They were not together in the picture. They just go different schools.

Oh, my. Dude, that was the line back then. I got a girlfriend different school. Yeah, she goes to different school. Yeah, she goes to Jessville. You don't know her. You don't know her. She goes to Jessville.

That was the Mountain Pine? You don't know her. Man. Okay, sorry, Mike D. Is your girlfriend real? She's real. Okay. And what's the deal with the airplane doors?

You can't open it. You can't. According to cockpit, confidential. Interesting. You cannot. You can't. Get off that or let's. Get off.

No. Ten airplane missed debunked. And this is from Cockpit. You cannot, repeat, cannot open the doors or

emergency hatches of an airplane in flight. Okay. Repeat. The cabin pressure will not allow it. Thank you very much.

Thank you. Mike, do anything else you want to say? I guess I had to get proof of my girlfriend being real. Yeah, but you have to be together.

Because just having her to get a video, you can pay someone to make you a video. trust me. And you can Photoshop you guys together. And you're good at that.

Wait, how old is this girlfriend of yours? He's 24. Okay. And you're 27 today. Have birthday. Is she a big fan of the show? Younger. She listened to the show.

Yeah. Does she think you're cool? Yeah. Oh, boy. What if she call you? She's like, hey, Prism Mike. Honey Boop. She's like,

Mike D. A.K. Quiet Mike. Mike. That would be weird. Thanks for. And you're going to see her in Austin this week? Yeah.

But not stay with her. Why would you not want to stay with her? It's still new. But Amy, dating is different than girlfriend. I'm kind of on lunch aside on this. If you're together in a relationship. And you never see each other. You live a thousand miles apart.

When you're in the same city, you're going to stay in the same bedroom. So things are progressing more slowly. Amy, you got married like one day. Don't talk about how you're so conservative and conventional. You got married. You were like, oh, guess what I just met this dude? We're getting married tomorrow. Also, known him since I was eight.

Also, we were engaged for six months. I didn't get married him one day. Go ahead. I mean, we dated for six months. We were engaged for three. Eight weeks. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Pull the strings. Exactly.

The sweater comes off. I just never thought about it. I mean, my first girlfriend, I never thought about it. This is first girlfriend ever. Ever. Yeah, that's when you think about it. First girlfriend. Let me step in for a second.

Spend the night. You're siding with lunchbox. Now hold on. Mindy doesn't know the rules. He can make up his own rules. There's no rules. You don't have to conform to society. I can teach you the rules.

You can listen. I can teach you, bud. It's your first ever girlfriend. Yeah. Are you nervous? Yeah, a little bit. You kissed her? Yeah.

Okay. How'd that go? It was good. Was it? Mike D, was that your first kiss? No. Okay. I was just checking.

That's a good question. That's a legit question. There's a lot we don't know about Mike D. That's it. That's true. Okay. And we're not saying you have to do the whole thing. But you should spend the night at her house.

Maybe she's not comfortable with having him spend the night at her house. Had this conversation? No, we haven't. Well, she'll hear it on the podcast or she's listening live right now. She can call in. Oh, boy, that's the worst. Hey, welcome to relationships. If you're in a relationship, oh, yeah.

Listen, one of the biggest, hardest thing for my life has been I talk about everything. Everybody in the room with a relationship that has had some sort of conflict. at home because of something they said on air, say aye. Aye. Yeah. Lunchbox, you've never had any shit. No. My wife knows.

She knows what? Yeah, what does she know? She knows what that. That's what I'm saying. You guys, act like I get in trouble for things I say. She knows how I am and I say here. Whatever I say here, I say at home. So there is no trouble when I get home.

Okay. Wow. Like there's no, oh, I can't believe you said this. But things come up here that would never come up. It's not that I would say something here that I wouldn't say at home. Exactly. Or just that we discuss something that maybe that. They're not comfortable with us discussing.

Like, hey, could you have checked with me before you said that? Yeah, that's the thing, too, talking about people. Man, all my ex-girlfriends are going to kill me. Bobby used to bring off his fights fresh on the air. He would be like, so last night, my girlfriend and I got in this fight, and he would, like, break it all down. And she's like, what? Now I go, let's check with her online too.

Yes. That was so great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those were the day. That was my favorite. He would stop the fight the night before, like, I got to go to bed and bring it back up and start it again the next morning just. Really?

But you guys think I would fight. I don't fight that often. No, but it was unfair territory. Because you were able to air your side of the story to on the radio to everybody. Meanwhile, they're just like sitting there listening like with their side of the story. It's like, excuse me. But then I would put them on the air and go, go ahead. And let them tell their sense.

That's fair. Mike D. Welcome to the wonderful world of relationships. Do you mean it on Bumble? Yeah. Look at this. I love that. That's not traditional, Amy.

Oh, yeah. That's very. If I set up a Bumble, will you pick the pictures? Yeah, the girls on bum will pick you though Oh, you mean pick the pictures you use? Yeah, because I don't know people You never want to put a pictures that you like Because other people might not like that.

Oh, how douche would that be? I think that's not douchey at all. Not at all. That's powerful, man. Yeah, and I posted a picture of it And some people were like, whoa, check out those arms. Oh, Secretist co-host? Yeah.

Tanya? Yeah. Yeah. She seemed impressed. Listen. She's single. Did you know? She gets calls.

Did you know? Well, I mean, she might be dating a little bit. I don't know. But she gets calls into the Ryan Seeker's show from people saying she should date Bobby Bones. She's like. Oh, boy. Bobby just got nervous. What are you thinking about it?

I mean, that's someone that would understand your grind, your schedule, because she's just as bits. Like, Homo is busy. I'm not trying to date somebody in Los Angeles. She's so pretty. Yes. Yes. Yes, she's really pretty. Mm-hmm.

But she also. Every guy in here has Google. Ray. Ray has an entire. She's so pretty. And her personality, she's in a bathroom. She's fun and nice and positive.

She's like a bright light. Hey, Bobby, check this one out. She's like rubbing her leg to show you that she has nice legs. She's putting self-tanner on. Yeah, yeah, check this out. I like it. I'm done. I'm done.

Go to the next one. Mikey, happy birthday, buddy. Thank you. Look at that life. Let's go through my phone. We'll set up a Bumble profile. If Mike didn't get a girlfriend from Bumble, wow.

Wow. I like it. That was good. That was a great shot. And then I can get a date. Well, for sure. I have, I'm going back on book tour this week and I'm coming back and I'm going to watch Train and Hollow Notes.

They're playing. Together? Yeah. So you need someone to go with? Yeah. So why not try to set up a, and it's a good bit on the radio. Oh, gosh, here we go. See, stop making it about work.

Yes. Make it about your heart. I just don't know if I'm going to find anyone in my heart from an app. Okay, well, then if you don't believe in it, then it's not going to work. Okay, sorry, I do. Okay. I mean, do you think Mike D found love doing out? Absolutely, but he's, yes.

There you go, and then it's possible. How old is this girl 24, your girlfriend? Is she kind of gothie like you? No. She's not? She's not dark. Nerdy but not gotty, but not gotty. Mike's like punk rock.

That's what I call him punk rock. That's one of his names. Yeah, it's one of his many names. He likes his band Lemuria. You want to hear of them? He has a tattoo of the band. On his bicep. Yeah.

So listen to this. Do you ever tweet them? Not so much anymore. Used to? Yeah. Have you fallen, like, you don't like them as much anymore so you don't tweet them or are you like, you're too cool now? Well, they kind of know me a bit, so I just don't tweet them. What do you mean they know you?

Like, I've met them like at every show, so. Oh, you got blocked? No. Do you ever try to date the singer? No. I don't know. I don't know much about him. He's got a big tattoo on his arm.

Yeah, it's a big fan. Okay, I'm going to set up my profile. Amy, help me pick some pictures. Okay. Okay. All right. Hey, look at the pictures I picked on my Bumble profile. Okay.

Do you like them? To start with a book? No, no, it's three pictures. I don't want anything to do with radio. Oh my goodness. I don't people to know it's me. You on the stage? No.

What do you mean you don't want people to know it's you? They're going to know who is, I mean, you're famous. Actually, he looks like a regular Joe here. These are good pictures. What's he doing? Cooking. For one, it shows like, hey, heads up, I like to be on my phone. Oh, yeah, one pictures of me on the phone.

The other one's like, what up? I like to have fun at the pool. Hey, guys. At your pool. Summertime. No, no, you don't know. That's my pool. He don't know, but he's just, you know, he likes to have fun.

Okay, okay. And then the next one's like, man, I wish I had someone to feed me grapes. Oh, yeah. Do you think it was pictures really fun enough? Yeah. Like, the good ones? Yeah. I'm bad to, this profile is up.

I don't have any girls yet. How do I get girls? Wait, can I read your about me? Are you done? Yeah, I'm done. Oh, this is my, you're supposed to write something about yourself? Okay. Go ahead.

Read it to me. Hi, I'm Bobby. I like shoes, fresh socks, and 90 sitcoms. Okay. Oh. Hold on, no, he put, I'm a male. No, I just clicked that. Are you going to add job in education?

No. Should I? Well, yeah, they're going to think you're unemployed, dude. So what? They'll aim me for me. No, well, that's not. We've read surveys about that. Let me tell you, Mike D's got a girlfriend from Bumble.

Morgan No, 2's boyfriend's from Bumble. Our good friend Jackie, her boyfriend's from Bumble. Okay, but why don't I have any dates yet? Mike D, Morgan, number two, on your description, did you say you were on the radio? No. Mike Dey's like, yeah, what are bumble coins?

Can you buy hot chicks with bumble coins? Is that what happens? You can like buy to boost your profile higher up so it goes on more people's profile. Oh no, do you think less of someone if they actually bought bumble coins?

I hope not. Bobby just bought all of them. I've got the bumble bank over here now. Bobby like ends up at the top of everything just because. Does he open the app? Let me tell you what happened to me once. In sixth grade, we did this test where I've, maybe I've told the story, but it was a

Scantron test. And for Valentine's Day, you did Scantron to see who you matched with and they matched you together. I think you have to listen to. And so, wait, so you fill out the bubbles. Well, from Morgan number two hasn't heard of story. This is out ahead of the game I was Morgan number two. I didn't have any girls.

My whole lot of anger girls. And so you know what a Scantron is? Yeah, I do know what that is. Okay. And so what you do is you fill out like these 20 questions and you bubble it up and they would find who you match with and you share, like a Valentine's Day chocolate. And so what happened was I realized that you couldn't get anything wrong. So I felt at every bubble.

So I matched with every girl. So smart. Even to this day, it's the greatest romantic achievement. I was like, oh, I figured this out. And every girl was, I was number one at every girl's list. Yeah. That was before Bumble coins. That's right.

So then you're going to be great at Bumble. Yeah. You just bought all the Bumble coins now. Bumble banking trust, baby. Come on over. Come to the 18. Okay, well, how do I see if I get girls, Mike? Here, oh, were you sure you have a notification button maybe?

Oh, did I get no girls? Have you swiped on anybody else? Oh, who's that? Wait, but that's not a, but, wait, can I pick her or? If she's up on there, that means. You know what I feel like? I feel like I'm a grandma getting taught the internet right now. Yeah, come here.

How do I click that? So if I swipe right or swipe up. So if I swipe this way, yeah. That's the good way? Yeah. Okay. So because she's showing up on your page, though, that means she liked you. Does that mean she likes me?

No. Oh. Oh, I thought it was terrible. No, no, I listened to how I built this on Bumble. The founder came from Tinder. I know all about. Okay, wait, go right? This way?

This way. So I swipe it. Okay, swipe. Oh, wow, you said yes to her. Swiping a profile means you want to connect. Let's see what happens. Okay. Now, how do I know if she liked me back?

Well, since you just started it, you're just popping up on other people. So how does he slip into the DM? Yeah, how do I get in a DM? How do I get him to come over? That'll cost you five Bumble coins. But it's all good. You got them all. Is it slide or slip?

What? Slide. Slide to the DMs. You don't slip. Slip in my bubble coin. I'm messing with you. Hey, baby. How many bubble coins do you want?

Girl, I got a lot of bumblecoins. Wait, what if I don't want her? You go away. Oh, I just pretty far back. What do you mean, Amy? I'm not picking everyone. Wait, why's Amy on here? What do you?

Amy? That wasn't me. The Babble show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So a consumer. Protection Group released its list of the most dangerous toys this summer that kids could be playing with. And the number one thing, I was like, oh, okay, there's just something to keep in mind if you're a parent. It's a water balloon slingshot, most dangerous toy of the summer.

More so than Legos? It says they can cause eye injuries, especially if kids shoot them with things like little rocks. And then they have small pieces that are choking hazards, similar to Legos. So, Benmo is making people realize when they're friends. don't invite them places. You know what makes me realize that? Eddie's Insta story. There we go.

I look on Eddie's this story and he's out playing golf doing all this stuff and I'm like, hey, I'm home. And he's like, yeah, tough. Yeah. So if you don't know, Venmo is an app

where you can instantly transfer money back to people but you kind of, if it's put public, you have to put like why you're giving on the money. I mean, it requires you to put it in there and a lot of people use fun emojis.

Like, say I pay Bobby real quick and we went to have sushi. I might put a little sushi emoji or something. And then you instantly know, oh, man, Amy and Bobby went to get sushi together and I wasn't invited. So, I don't know. I just thought that was a fun thing. And if you don't have Vimbo, you definitely need it.

And then it's the summer of bows. Like, guys, this won't really apply to you, but a lot of girls listening. And I think, you know, Morgan number two, like, bows are so in right now. What's a bow? A bow. A bow in your hair. Oh, bo's. It's, like, one of the most popular trends this summer, but it's not just on your hair.

I mean, swimsuits, sandals, like, you know. anywhere you can throw a bow, put that bow in there. Like, I know, I'm 37 years old and I'm about to go buy some bows for my hair. Bones does not pay attention to you, by the way. He's on, because he's on by the ball. He's been swiping left and right and left, right. Dude. I get it.

It said you could shake if he messed up swiping, and I shook it so hard I threw my bono across the room. Wow. Shook it that hard, huh? Yeah. That did it, name? Amy, Bones, did you hear any of her stories? Yeah, tell me back my stories. Yeah, what are the most dangerous stories.

I thought you were talking about Bose headphones. I did too. Bose. Yeah, B-O-S-E. And before that, you talked about... How VINMO is like hurting people's feelings. Don't tell him. It was a test, Amy.

I remember all this. There you go. Keep swiping, Buzz. Maybe that's my pile. There you go. The Bobby Bones show. It's so hard to say goodbye to Monday. Brett Eldridge is coming over the house.

We're going to do a Bobbycast this evening. I think we're going to post it tonight. But Brett Eldridge, we'll be doing a bobby cast. You want to check that out tonight. you're going to stop by the house, just search Bobbycast on IHartRadio or Apple Podcasts and check it out. So there's that. I'm doing that. I've got to go and finally, because I've been sitting on a temporary tooth for the last three weeks, can we go on.

They're putting it in. Oh, yeah. Because I had this gap between it for months and I just couldn't fix it. And Eddie has a gap between two of his teeth that he won't fix it. I will not fix it. So I wanted to show Eddie that you just got to go do it. Like so much of life isn't about how good you are at doing it. doing it.

You have to take your teeth out again and redo the whole thing. The whole thing. Mommy also has like a dentist quota he tries to meet. That's true. Amy, I'm sorry I didn't get to go to the dentist for the first 25 years of my life. Okay? That is not a... That's why I go to the dentist though.

That's why I... Guys, we're just talking about a gaffing her too. That's it. And then Amy's taking shots over there. You do go to the dentist a lot. Yeah, because I'm catching up. He likes that laughing gas. I mean, come on.

Anyway, I'm going to get my teeth fixed. Good, good, good. You should, you should. You need to get that fixed. It's annoying. Can't even talk about stuff here with that. Or with lunchbox says taking stabs. That was a stab.

I say taking shots. Lunchbox says taking stabs. I really was thinking about the laughing gas. Oh, that was definitely a staff. My dentist quota. Bobby is walking into the dentist office. Amy came over from behind. For the laughing gas.

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