The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Starts Booking Flights + Bobby Talks About Being Bullied + Lunchbox Misses Out On Garth Concert

Episode Date: December 11, 2017

Amy's kids are getting closer to coming to America, Bobby shares the story of Keaton and Lunchbox's wife is to blame for them missing the Garth Brooks concert Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. Bobby bomb. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Morning studio. Morning. A lot to do today.

It's a Monday. We're back. We will get an update on Amy and her kids. Will they come to America this week? She'll give us some kind of answer a little later on. I know we left Friday and you were like, I think it'll be next week. We'll have some info. Because Amy may have to leave the show for a couple days this week.

To go get them. To go get her kids. Jamie's been in the adoption process for five years. And she may fly to Haiti and Burry. bring her kids over here. Yeah. She'd be trying to have a kid for like seven. Then she tried to domestically adopt.

She kept moving around. They kept saying, start over. Then she went on a mission trip. What was a mission trip for? A women's conference. To go over and... We had like a three-day conference for women. We took them to this little getaway, like women that otherwise they don't get opportunities

like that. And it's like an arts and crafts thing. They can learn like a little trade. They have a health class and like devotional time. And I mean, these are women that have. have like five or six kids and a lot of them live in like like tent type situation, especially since the earthquake. They just don't have, they live in like wood on the sides of like a tarp over it.

I mean, really, like their condition. So it's crazy to see them get excited to like stay in like a dorm room with all their friends and like a bed and a shower. My friends still do the women's conference every year. So Amy goes and does this women's conference and tours the orphanage and that's where you met your kids. Yes. I didn't even know really they were going to be my kids at the time.

but this little boy, like, I just couldn't stop thinking about him once we got back. And, yeah, I held him. He peed on me. Peed on me when you're not strong. It's like, man, that boy that peed on me, can't stop thinking about him. I didn't know if he was matched. Like, he could have had adopted parents. And then, by the way, we have to get matched with them.

You can't just, like, it had to all work out. And it did. And it's crazy. Yeah. Well, we'll get out of date on that a little later. She's still doing some stuff over there on her phone. is everything happening everything is happening over there

Yeah I'm on WhatsApp all the time We'll wait on it We'll give you an hour And hour hour or so Let me tell you about this Amy By the way Let me say a few things about this Amy

At least one thing She goes on these mission trips She went to Africa once To do mission work Yeah she does that was awesome I got to be there for two weeks Thank you for letting me have that time off Like Africa was so cool

What did you do there? It's far It's so far We worked at a school in an orphanage. It was for two weeks. Well, the last two days of the two weeks, though, the people that took us, they were like, we can't bring you all the way to Africa and not take you on a safari. And so that part, I'm so glad they did that. So smart. I mean, you're all the way over there. And the animals. No. No, looking. Just a looking. But I mean, after, I mean,

it's just so beautiful. Like, I just have never seen anything like it. Let me tell you about this, Amy. It's a bit hard of gold. That's why she's the most beloved person on this show. I'm not. Yo, you are. Oh, for sure you are. Oh, for sure. It's not lunchbox. I'm a close second.

Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. So this guy named Liam, he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer, clear cell sarcoma. He had a treat me. He had to go get, and he had to pay for it out of pocket. So as coworkers at ZF. Peterly, decided that they were all going to get Christmas bonuses because they had hit a certain level. And when you reach a certain level, you get a bonus.

A bonus. kind of a profit sharing type thing at the end of the year. And so they all donated that to him and by putting all their profit sharing bonuses into the year together, they raised over $20,000. Wow.

And bottom is treatment. Wow. Isn't that awesome? And you don't want to do the one person who doesn't do it. Like everybody does it, but one. You know, I'm just going to hold on him up. Like once like eight of them commit,

that's all. I know, you're going to like, hey, but you know what? Whoever started it or thought of the idea? I agree. Shout out. I love it. Yeah.

I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in weather news that were icy roads and snow from Mississippi to Maine over the weekend. Hundreds of traffic accidents, be careful on those roads. In other news, celebrities are rallying for Keith, the boy that was bullied at school. Bieber, Katie Perry, Snoop Dogg all showed support. The Facebook video has been viewed over 20 million times and really bringing national attention to bullying.

And finally in sports, Baker, Mayfield of Oklahoma won the Heisman. that's awarded to the best player in college football. Congrats to him. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Maybe top three Christmas songs of all time. Maybe, oh, I don't want to go top of one. But I would put it in mind.

Oh, yeah. All right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song? Oh, Sabian. Yeah. Let's sing it now. Okay, Simon. Okay.

Okay, Theodore? Okay. Okay, Alvin? Alvin. Christmas, Christmas time is here. Time for joy and time for cheer. We've been on the Christmas, don't be late. Man, that's a good one right there.

Merry Christmas, everybody. It gives me that warm feeling. Did you know the chipmunks, when they record their voices, They have to, because they're singing and usually they just fed up their voices. Yeah. But if you were to take my voice now and speed it up, it sounds like it's going super fast.

Oh, right, right. So they talk really, really slow, and they speed up talking slow. So they can match the beat. Yeah. So they will talk. So when they sing the song, because I've heard it before,

it goes like this. Christmas, Christmas, time is near. And they do the speed up, so it sounds like, Christmas, Christmas time is near. Instead of like Christmas, Christmas, thanks to you. Okay, I may have a stupid question.

Go ahead. There are no stupid questions. Are they voiced by the same person? No. Not all of them. That sounds the same. I think Alvin and the dad are. It's a husband and wife who do both, mostly all the characters.

At least they were until they may have different people doing it now. And then the husband he does, yeah. Dave and Alvin. I think. Wow. And now it's a franchise, but yeah, I love Alvin and Chipmucks. I love Christmas. I love Alvin and Chibon.

Hey Morgan number two, you're like 12. Do you know that song at all? Have you ever heard that before in your whole life? Yeah, I've heard album in the Chimmonks. No, that Christmas song, though. Yeah. Okay. I mean.

Like in the oldies station? Like maybe once or twice. But it's not like a thing? Really? That's not like a thing to you? No, not really. What's your thing? Like Ed Shearing Christmas or something?

Yeah. Or like... I mean, no, it's more like the classics. Cardi B. Oh, does Cardi B a Christmas song? Yeah. Or like Harry Styles Christmas. Yeah, one direction.

It's a Harry Styles Christmas. Hey, everybody, it's Harry Stiles. I'm here with the Christmas song for you. Everything's going to be sad. It's going to be very acoustic and then it's electric. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. Yeah, time for your positivity here on Monday. It's called Tell Me Something Good.

So, Desiree Williams had $600 worth of toys for her two young children on Layway at Manville and Somerset County. She was like, I was just trying to figure out to pay for Christmas. It's been really stressful with single income. So she woke up, her and six other families, and a Secret Santa paid off all over Layway. And she went in and it was just going to pay ten more dollars to put on it. And they were like, no, it's already paid for. And so she was like, okay. And they don't know who did it.

Wow. I mean, what an amazing surprise. Yeah. So if you happen to be listening Secret Santa who paid that off, that's pretty awesome. Amy, you're up. So an Indiana woman has put a blessing fence in her yard. Well, it's a fence that's already up, but she's filling it with all kinds of clothes that can keep. anyone warm that needs it if they need a scarf, a coat, socks, whatever, and then other people are adding to it.

So right in our yard, blessing fence, grab what you need to stay warm. Lunchbox. The community cycling center in Portland, Oregon, surprised 400 kids with bikes for Christmas. These are all kids that have never had a bike, so they brought them. And they said, here, you're going to ride a bike for a first time. taught them how to ride a bike. Oh, that's cool. They got it.

They tricked them. Yeah. And then when they're leaving, they're like, oh, no, no, no. Not only did you learn how to ride a bike today. You get to keep the bike. and here's a helmet. Have fun. Merry Christmas. That's cool. That's awesome. So Eddie has an announcement he wants to make

because he thinks we give him a hard time for being a husband that doesn't help, a dad that avoids the kids. I don't think you guys do give me a hard time about it. You don't think we do? I don't think we do. No, I don't think that you give me a hard time about it. Oh, he doesn't think it enough sense. I'm telling you that my life has changed. I've changed my ways. Okay, he has an announcement he wants to make.

Producer Eddie, dad of two, husband of one. Yes, I would like to say something. A beautiful wife. A beautiful wife. Who stays at home and takes care of our kids, raises them, takes them to school, pretty much runs the house. Yes. And I'm here to relieve her of her duties because I have taken over the dishes. Yeah.

I now do the dishes every day in my house. Every night before I go to bed, the dishes are done. How many days? Let's be honest. I'm about a week into it. But here's what happened. She had a rough day and I was like, you know what? Take a load off.

Let me take care of the dinner. Daddy's got it. Daddy's got it. Take a load off. How many years have you been married? At 12. And this is the time where you're like, you know what? That's the time you need a break.

I think, no. It's just funny the way you say things sometimes. It happened to just happen. And I was like, you know what? She, she. It took her 12 years of breakdown. and it take me like one. She's a tough cookie, you know?

Like, she just said, I had it. I've had it. I've been so busy. These kids are driving me nuts. Like, I need some time off. Don't worry. I cook dinner, dude, and then I wash the dishes. And I was like, I guess I'm going to be doing this.

But this is like a treat. I don't think this lasts. You're just not the house helper. Dude, listen, I've committed. He is now. How many times in your life do you think you folded laundry for your wife? 10. And 12 years of marriage.

10, 15, maybe. Yeah, maybe once a year. Yeah, but I've done laundry. Don't get me wrong. We don't want to get you wrong. I have no problem putting the laundry and the laundry machine, the washing machine, switching it from the washing to the dryer. Wow.

And I'll even take it off in the dryer and put it on the couch. I will. I won't fold it. Why do you know? Why do you hate folding? I hate folding and I hate putting the sheet on the bed. It's less than once a month, the way you talk about it. What?

You say how much you do laundry. I fold it. It's less than once a month. No, no, no. washing, I do probably. No, no, but folding. I ask you folding. Fold it.

I think he said 10 over all the years. I told you 15 times overall 12 years. Not a year. Oh, for real. Yeah, Bobby, he means like over his entire marriage. I was making fun of him for doing it 10 times a year. No, I think he actually might mean like in his life. I'm serious.

When I was single, I never folded anything. Everything was in a pile. Oh, Eddie. But you know what? Whatever works in your marriage? Dude, I'm telling I am now the dishwasher and I'm proud to announce it. We'll check back with you after New Year's. Okay.

You don't lie to us. I won't. We should just ask her. Yeah. She'll tell you the truth. No, no Bobby Bones show Boney up the day

This story comes to us from Hawaii A 61-year-old man was at a party When he called his roommate's like Hey man, you gotta come to this party So his roommate shows up But he doesn't bring any beer So the 61-year-old man gets mad And stabs his roommate in the leg

Wow Oh I wonder if they had a fight before that About some history behind that one That's a lot Everybody this is how they How they settle things That's how they communicate.

Because he didn't bring beer. He still stabbed him. Yeah, he's... Like, there had to be some disrespect somewhere other than just the beer, right? I don't know. Sixty-one-year-old invited him to the party. Fifty-one-year-old showed up without beer.

Those youth, those kids, they don't know. Those roommates. They don't know to bring beer. You know? Two roommates. The young one doesn't know. Unmutchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. It's a Bobby Bond show. Come on, Bob. Let me run something by you guys. I know, it's Monday. We're kind of getting back in the groove. Getting close to Christmas. Let me run something by you guys.

What's you got? What's you got? Well, here's the thing. So I'm Bobby and Amy sits over to my left. Lunchbox sits to my right. And Eddie's like 90 degrees to my right. Like over far, like I would reach straight to the side. That's where producer Eddie sits.

So we sit around in this circle. And it's like a sharing circle, right? Yeah. I feel like we're not judged, right? No, not at all. So I had a girlfriend for a while. great girlfriend and we

broke up and it sucks you know not a pleasant situation I talked to her and she said

hey listen I before we broke up I'd already bought you a Christmas present hmm you did she already bought me

one she bought yours okay wow she's that was early she's really good yeah that's like

she would get it like this summer or what well I think I don't know what it is okay she was like

I have a present and I'm going to give it to you. And so it's, what do I do? Do I give her something? Or do I just accept a gift? Or is it wrong of her to even give me a gift? Should she just throw it away? Man, I kind of want to tell her to just let it go

and not give you the gift. Well, she already told me she had it though, so you would have recommended her to say nothing? Yeah. If she had come to me, but she didn't, she went to you. Well, we were talking about Christmas because she's from Canada. and Calgary which is the country part of Canada

she's leaving because she goes home that's not like a quick trip on Southwest that's far away that's like above Montana yeah that's way up there and so she's like I'm going home but I have you a gift

that I got before you know we split up and I was like ooh then I started thinking what do I do do have anything that you've gotten to her before you'll split up that you could give her

well if you tell me I'd do I do I'll get something but I know I mean I wish you genuinely did otherwise You're itching over there.

It's pretty easy, guys. Go ahead. You say, thanks for the gift and you move on. You're not going to go out and spend money on someone you've already broken up with. Like, if you'd already spent the money, okay, you give it to her. Yeah, but he would because he cares about her. But he hasn't got her anything, so there's no need to get a sympathy gift. It's already over.

She spent her money, accept it, and tell her Merry Christmas, ho, ho, ho, and ride off. I don't think it's a sympathy gift, though, because I do really care about her. You do. It's still that weird, like, ooh. Why do you get to make everything weird? Amy and I went to dinner, and Lindsay was there, my ex-girlfriend, and I'm like, is it weird? Is it weird? And I was like, the only thing weird that you keep asking me if it's weird.

Nothing's weird. Yeah, you don't really act like it's weird. It's not weird. It's not weird. Which is weird. About the seventh time Amy asked me if it was weird, I started to be like, okay, okay, it's weird. You've now made it weird. Just to keep her quiet.

It's weird. Okay. Well, if it's not weird, then just get her gift. Okay, then thank you. That's settled. Wow. It's, there is. There is.

There's their song right there We're gonna get her I don't know What did you tell her when she told you have a gift for you? He just probably like, oh Why won't you let me answer Instead of you just doing that He just probably lied

I asked Bobby Yeah yeah yeah I just want all our listeners to hear this Amy's got the gloves off No no no no She wants her kids She's been on edge For a couple weeks

What? What? I'm not. Yeah, yeah. And so, I'm glad you all could see this. Yeah, I just saw that. Eddie goes, Bobby, what would you do? And Amy goes, what would you want to even do?

What would you have said, Amy? Go ahead. No, I was going to think you probably found some weird way to deflect. Okay, now Bobby, what did you do? Whenever? When she told you, hey, I have a gift for you. I bought it before we broke up. It's not big, is it?

I was like, I hope you didn't spend a whole bunch of money. Because I never wanted to spend money anyway. Yeah. And then I was like, she's like, it's something small. She bought you something and you returned it? That really nice thing for your Jeep? I know. Do you want to hear of it?

Do we ever talk about that? Yeah, we did. So here's, let me tell you the story. She bought me a, because I have a Jeep and it's a hard top. Got it, yeah. Oh, no, there's a chapter two to this that you guys don't know about. Oh, wow. Yeah.

So, and I'm going to end up just, let me follow me here. That's going to get good. I'm so nervous right now. So she. Feel weird? She buys me. It's weird? It's weird.

It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. So weird. She, my ex-girlfriend bought me a lift for my Jeep which you put in the garage and it picks up the hard top

and puts it on it and then takes it off because it's hard for one person to put it on because it's hard and it's like, it's awkward. Yeah. I mean like it's not too heavy. It's just awkward. Oh, okay. So I, when I had to put it on,

I had to get help putting it on. It's a two man job. So I take it back and I send it back. I'm like, don't waste your money on this because I'll just get someone to help me. Well, Jake Owen was listening to the show me talking about the Jeep.

And he calls me like, we goes, dude, I got you a top, a Jeep, you take your top on and off. He said, I'm going to have somebody bring it over to your house. I was like, dude, that's so nice. It was very kind of him. He knew I had a Jeep, and he heard me talking about the struggle with it. So he bought me one. Okay. So now I have Jake's, and I have it installed.

That's loud. It's in my garage and it's installed. Does she know that? No. Nobody does. Now she does. I just got an installed this weekend. He just sent it over the end of the last week.

Okay, so now she knows. Oh, boy. If you hadn't already broken up, then That was months now. But to be fair, to be fair, Jake Cohen has a lot more money than what she has. And so he was doing it out of like, that's really expensive. And he was like,

Jake, I saw how much your house for sale. You can afford that. No, it was She. When she bought it for me, I felt like there was a lot of money. She obviously, she doesn't make money as Jake does, not near as much. And

I was like, hey, did something of wasting your money on this that I won't use, why don't you use it for something else? Then I started to realize if I sent it back, I probably needed it. So you kept Jake. Then when Jake sent it to me, I was like, oh, I do kind of need this. Yeah, it was almost like confirmation. Like, I need the, it keeps popping up in my life. Yeah, so it kept showing up, and now, I, Lindsay got a refund, but Jake Owen sent me one

and it's installed in my garage. I've never told anybody that. Jake doesn't even know it was the second one, but it is awesome and it does work. And that's the end of that story. So welcome. How awkward. Welcome to Monday. No.

I'm just kidding. That's so weird. It's weird. It's weird? All right. I have a story coming up in a second about a doctor who's performing surgery. But while he's performing surgery, he's taking a Spanish test. Unbelievable to me.

I'll read it to you in a minute. I'm going to be like, what? I do want to play this song because my buddy Walker Hayes put out a record. And it's called Boom. and he's got a song on there called Craig and I heard this song and it's about this guy named Craig, it's a literal song and Walker was dropped from two record labels

Walker was struggling with five he's got six kids and he's about to have his seventh kid like he was fighting the fight and he had to give up his van and Craig's this guy who was always real good to him from church and came up and just gave him a van one day and he wrote this song called Craig Walker Hayes did Yeah I know

He sounds cool right Not your typical kid from Sundays go right I still ain't figured out church yet But crack I get him Now he can't Walk on water I turn a nap of Valley red But he just might be tight

With a man that he did Now he's not the light of the world But I wish that mine was right as his Yeah he just might be tight I mean, it's such a good song. It's the final track on that record. But it's like, this dude, Craig, he tells the whole story here. Came in.

And I think that's so cool. He's like, hey, he just might be tight. He's like, that guy's close to Jesus. I know. It's cool. This is Walker Hayes. It's called Craig. And I hope you.

I always say when you have music, if you have a streaming service, listen to it. If you like it, if you love it, download it. So if you love the song, download it. It's called Craig from Walker. Walker Hayes. I'm at Craig of the church called Redeeming Grace. It's like he understood my I don't want to be here face. I felt out of place and I smelled like beer, but he just shook my hand.

He said, I'm glad you're here. He says, we'll all be judged, but he was never judgmental. And even though my songs don't belong and know him, he quote me my lyrics, slap me on the back. He said, man, you got a gift. How you write like that? Yeah, I know. He sounds cool, right.

Not your typical kid from Sunday's school right. I still ain't figured out church yet But Craig I get Now he can't Walk on water I turn a Napa Valley red But he just might be tight With a man that did

Now he's not the light of the world But I wish that mine was right as his Yeah, he just might be tight With a man that All the perks fade best Dealership said we're gonna need to get that minivan back so we were down in one car broke as I felt and my wife

had six kids and only five seat belts I needed help but couldn't admit I was struggling and said Craig it's all good but you knew it all wasn't hey man I'm playing for you would have been sufficient but now he took roadside assistance to a whole other level to sacrificial heights showed up at the ballpark

after my son skimed one night and two cars with his wife's law watching from the other said what in the world of y'all doing here brother He just laughed aside that old price of town a country man With the keys and the title And a pen in his hands And man All you gotta do is signing his shows

I said no, no way But he wouldn't say no for an answer He said please too Somebody did this for me once Just let me do this for you We argued about it for a little while And I teared up And I'd tear up and Craig's smile

Not your typical kid from Sunday school, right? He can't walk on water I turn an apple valley But he just might be tight With a man that kid Now he's not the light of the world But I wish that mine was bright as is Yeah, he just might be tight with a man

Quickly grateful at the moment But I signed the dotted line And I drove the kids home And when a cop pulled up beside us at the light They didn't have to duck Because thanks to Craig They were all buckled up Look at. That's a good one, huh?

Yeah. Amy's crying. Amy's literally crying. That's how I felt the first time I heard it. Yeah, I mean, I've heard it multiple times now, but it's still, that is like such a powerful song. Yeah, it's like, it's a real dude. Like, it's crazy. He said the first time he played it for Craig was their listening party.

If I was Craig. Cool, man. I mean, oh my gosh. So, I mean, it's a, I mean, I'm so glad Walker's sharing it in that way because it's also too, it's too listening. Like, it's a great reminder to. like how to love people. Yeah, it's good. So that's called Craig and Amy's in tears.

And I don't ever get emotional in songs. And Walker's going to come in. Maybe not tomorrow, Wednesday. But I never get emotional, like actually physically emotional. And I tweeted. First time I heard that, I was like, oh, man, I had the same thing. Like hot eyes. Yeah, I know.

He sounds cool right. Not your typical kid from Sunday's goal right. I still ain't figured out church yet. But Craig, I can. Now he can't Walk on water I turn a nap of valley red But he just might be tight

With a man that did Also remind you You can be that person too Like you can be the Craig A woman is suing her doctor Because he was taking a Spanish Proficiency test While he operated on her

How about that? Yeah, I don't get it If there's one profession You should keep your focus on it's surgery because she said she was fully alert as Dr. Eric Fishman operated on a varicose vein

during the operation she heard the doctor talking on a cell phone about having diabetes and blurred vision so she was like oh no no no no no he was taking a Spanish proficiency exam

and those were some of the things he was supposed to talk about apparently according to the story in the end the surgery was fine but she was an absolute terror during the operation I wonder what's on this dude mind. Like, the test can get scheduled no other time. I mean, imagine, you're on a Southwest flight,

right? Yeah. And you walk up and the pilot's doing like a taxidermy, like taking his class up front. All right, let me stop. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're like, what's happening? Dude, focus. That's unbelief. She's suing. Emotional distress. I will be freaked out either way. When it's surgery time, maybe there's all the eyeballs. Blinders. Let's not do Rosetta Stone. While you're in there doing the gobladder surgery, you know what I mean? Amarillo. Did you see the picture of Taylor Swift with our new boyfriend coming out of jingle wall? Oh, no.

They were walking out, and they're holding hands. And I've only seen his picture because he's not famous here. But he's huge. His pictures, he looks like a pipsqueak. It's just like a headshot. And people's heads, I guess, are peep squeaky. But she's very tall. Oh, yes, yes, yes, wow.

He's a monster. Look what you made me do Look what you just need me to look what you just need me to Look at me got to be 6364 right He's giant There's something I notice, who cares right? He's not that good looking either What?

I'm just my opinion I mean Eddie don't be a hater I was the first thing I thought when I saw it Wow he's pretty good looking and Eddie's like ew Eddie's like ew Like, Eddie, what a hate her. Is your vision going bad?

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, it's like a big Greek god. Like blonde. He's basically Thor. Yeah. And he's like, I don't get it, man. I don't understand. The Bobby Bone show.

What was that Netflix? Like something to watch last night? I facetined Amy and Amy and her husband answered and we talked for a bit. I said, hey, Amy, you like that. The Crown. Yeah, we were watching it.

And she was like, yeah, and husband goes, no. And I was like, I was just calling to see if I should watch it. And Amy's like, yeah. And Amy's husband goes, no. He was trying to be cool. Was he, though? Yeah, because we literally had it playing. Yeah, but sometimes, from what I hear, in a marriage, you do things together.

Yeah, you compromise. Yeah. Yeah, but no, he's totally watched season one. This is season two. Because he's like the coolest guy. Yeah. So that's what he was trying to be. Then why is he trying to be cool?

He's trying to be extra cool. Because he didn't want to be like, yeah, dude. love the crown. You're telling me he loves the crown. He didn't want to be like, yeah, I love the Netflix series about the queen. Like, no. Well, I didn't watch it because he told me not to. Yeah.

It's so disappointing because I love it. You also love Hallmark Christmas movies and I don't. Really? Like, you haven't dabbled at all, not even once. No, and I had it on Hallmark Channel on the bus a little bit this weekend. We traveled and I couldn't. No? I ended up flipping it over to Logo.

and watching Golden Girls. Logo's like the gay channel. I watch that too. Yeah, that's what it is. And then I flip over to, because I watch Hallmark because that's the Old Woman channel. Yes.

And then I watch Nick TV land. Yeah. It's like Gunsmoke. It's like the old man channel. Like all the channels have their, you know, the audiences they target. Their demo. And so, but I watch it.

I download all these shows. Oh my gosh. Bobby, you could, there's a Hallmark movie Christmas one about this radio DJ. I would just watch it and go, that's not true. He couldn't do that without his headphones on.

I can't watch. anything. Okay, fine. Set that aside, but Bobby could be in a Hallmark Christmas movie. A hundred percent. Oh, Amy, she's convinced me off the year. Yes. Because I have a couple TV things again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, you should just go to them and say you want to be in a

Hallmark Christmas movie. She goes, because they don't care who acts in. Yeah. No, they do. They'll like, they'll take anybody. Well, and I feel like if you act in one, you act in 20. Yes, that's the thing. I don't want to do that. No, no. It's a guaranteed work. Because I don't need, I have guaranteed work right now. And if I do a Hallmark movie, this isn't guaranteed anymore. No, I mean, sometimes I get confused.

I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's a cop in this one because he was a baker in the last one. That's funny. Yeah. I have to, like, keep track of the professions because all the actors are the same. Somebody just, I mean, man, my tweets are just getting bombarded with people talking about this song called Craig from Walker Hays. Some girl said, thanks for making me cry when I'm outside. My tears are frozen.

Craig is a song from Walker Hays about a guy when Walker was having to. tough times who donated him a van like his own van because Walker had six kids man yeah i know he sounds cool right not your typical kid from sunday's go right i still ain't figured out church yet but crack i get now he can't walk on water i turn a nap of valley red just might be tight with a man that did now he's not the light of the world you can't i'll play it again later if you got out your Christmas cards, you have to do it like now. You haven't until the 15th or they're not going to get there. Like mailed them? Yeah, Raymond, our

producer, dropped his off in my chair. Yeah, I got to work and it was in my chair. It says, be merry. It's him and his girlfriend and then a solo picture of their cat. They couldn't even do it all together. It's so cute. Yeah, Merry Christmas with love from Raymond Bay and Scully

the cat. Wow. Whose idea was that, Raymond? You know it was 100% my chick. I wasn't about that. You know how many pictures we had to take to come to that one. But Raymond, you liked it a little bit. It was fun, but we went all over Opera Land. We went in front of 100 different Christmas trees. We went ones with lights, ones that are different colors. One's with snow on them. Who designed the card? It was all her. I had to approve it and I was just like, do we have to have the cat? We're going to make fun

of me for that. At least hold the cat. That was my thing like, hold the cat. It's a cat. Yeah, all right. Thanks for the car, buddy. But she wanted me to give them to all you guys, so. Merry Christmas. Yep. Yep. Get your Bobby Bones on. Bobby Bones show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Yesterday, Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood celebrated 12 years of marriage. 12 could be 112. Still feel the same. Oh, boy. There's more. 12 and 112? Yeah, yeah. My 12 has been like 120.

Okay, maybe it's right then. I'm just kidding. 12 could be 112. Still feel the same. Every day is like. the first day for me. Everything from the way she smells, the way she talks, just things

that just never get hold. I just don't know whether to believe him. I love Garth, but... And she smelled good every day for 12 years? That's my thing. Like, it's got to have me some days she wakes up, but you're like, you're like, huh, Trisha. How about some of that swab? To shower today.

I know. I'm like, dang, what's it like to be married to Garth? He just loves you, like, no matter what, all day long. Maybe he just starts loving the funk. You know what I'm of her not smelling bad. Honey, you smell terrible, but I love it. I have a new smell I love. Why does 12 years not seem like a not,

like it feel like they've been together for like ever, but I guess just 12 years. I don't know. Or 112. I just love the passion. 12 could be 112. Yeah. I like how I go out the face.

12 could be 112. When you fade with such passion. My dude right there. What else? Bobby, what do you do to decompress? De-stress. What do you got to go? If I have to do something, it's probably just turn on Netflix and turn off everything.

I did that last night. I shut everything down and just watched Icarus, the documentary on Netflix. It's fantastic, by the way. Probably that. Okay. Well, I have what Keith Urban does. He also smells good. I wonder if that's this thing.

What does he do? No, he drives. You can find him behind the wheel of just about. He also has a Bugatti. I would, too, if I had a Bugatti. No, no, no. He said it doesn't even have to be fancy. He said he just wants to be behind the wheel of anything.

Any vehicle, truck, car, big, small, fancy, not fancy. It doesn't matter. He just wants to drive. I bet he drives farther in his Bugatti, though, yes. I mean, that's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show.

In the next 15 minutes or so, I want to tell you a story. I had a chance to spend some time. time with the new Arkansas Razorbacks head football coach. I'm a die-hard Razorbacks fan. Like die. Yeah, and so, yeah, hardcore. And so I did something and I'm like, oh, maybe I shouldn't have done that. Let me just run a store.

Do you kick out? No, because I kind of, we have a relationship-ish. But I just love the Razorbacks, and I invited the coach out to the raging idiot show in Fayetteville. But what did it after that, May, I don't know if it was cool or if it wasn't cool. I'll run it by you in a second. Okay. I wait. All right.

You should wait, though. Morning corny time. The morning corny. What do ballerinas take for transportation? What do ballerinas take for transportation? A two-two train. Come on. Don't make me fight for it.

That's a good way. They're hating on over there. That was the morning corny. That's pretty good, Amy. Thank you. Amy, by the way. Has been doing this little game with this? Is she getting these kids or not?

Game. Not a game. Like it's a game. Trust me. Amy's been in the adoption process for five years. And the last we heard is this week, you could be leaving the show to go pick up your kids and bring them to America. Right. And we all made, it just fine.

We just made bets. On the day the kids would come to America. And I think I had like the next two or three days, and it doesn't look like that's the deal. No. So what's... Because the bet is when they step foot. On American soil?

Yeah, okay. So when do you think you're leaving America to go there, first of all? Probably, I mean, could be the end of this week or this weekend. Are you going to miss any shows? I don't. Not acceptable if you are. I don't think that I'll have to. We can work it out.

There's no working it out. If you have to go, go. I'm just kidding. I know. I feel like today, the update is that today we will likely book flights today. Meaning you'll get an idea after the show of one. I'll feel confident enough with a date in mind to actually book a flight. For now, I've just been logging on to the website, you know, every hour.

What website? American Airlines.com. Oh, the actual ticket website. Like, I look at flights. For the past week, I've just been looking at flights, and now I'll actually book flights. But just booking a flight out there doesn't mean they're coming back on a specific day, because you may go out there for a few days. Yeah, we'll spend two to three days there. And then, so whatever day, I don't know what day you all have.

I'm out for them. Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't buy. I have this Friday and Saturday. I got March 31st. Hey, Ray, do you have the grid of what days we bet? Because I think I bought some later days, too. Now that I think about it.

I think he's grabbing the sheet. All I know is I bought like a 12th, 13 lunchbox started screaming. This rigged. I didn't know anything. Yeah, he was a little upset about that. Yeah. I have, oh, I have the 19th, 20th, 21st, and 22nd, too. Well, look at that.

Oh, convenient. Huh. That's interesting. I get hit that, huh? How much money's in the pot? I mean, I will say, do you want me to say, in my mind, one of those dates? Yeah, but you're always wrong. You've been wrong for five years.

Like, no offense. You've been wrong for five years, Amy. That's a lot of days, Amy. Okay, fine. But I will say that one of those dates is 100% what I'm thinking it will be. Boom. Right? Is it all the money to pop my money, though?

No. No, mine's in there. There's $150. Ooh. $100. Oh. See, that's how many days Bobby bought. I only put 20 in.

That's a problem. Basically, you're just getting your money back if you win. Yes, basically. So what, you think you'll leave either this week or this weekend to go to Haiti? Yeah. And then we would come back, like, you know. During Christmas or not. Sunday, Monday.

So tomorrow, though, you'll know when you're leaving. I hope so. I hope today I'm booking flights. I hope. This plan. Okay. Tomorrow we'll find out for Amy. What the deal is.

It's not a game. It feels like a game. It feels like you're stretching us a long time. No. The Bobby Bones show. I had a couple shows this weekend. Oklahoma City. Awesome.

People awesome. Fayetteville, did two shows. Awesome. And so while I'm in Fayetteville, because I'm a die-hard Razorbacks fan. I would eat it if I could. Love him so much. The Razorbacks hired a new head coach.

And so his wife's a massive fan of the show. And so I tweeted him. I said, hey, come on. I said, what up? And his wife tweets me back immediately. He goes, oh, we'll be there. And so I'm like, this is cool. So they come back to the bus.

And I was supposed to go on. Eddie and I were at 9.15, but they were just leaving and they were getting to the bus like 9-10. And so I tweeted, hey, currently detained. Everybody thought I was pooping. That's what the thing. We know what that means. No, I was talking to that New Arkansas coach. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's important. I was like, hey, you guys are welcome to come to the show. I got your tickets. And they're like, yeah, we love to come to the show. I said, but don't feel like you have to stay. Because this is our last show ever, like touring. So we're going to play for like hours. Like don't stay.

And so, because I'd have been a long day for him anyway. And so where would you have put them ticket-wise? Oh, like, how where did these tickets come from? What do you mean? What do you mean ticket-wise? Where would you have put them? I had ticket. Oh, front row.

See, I thought the opposite, because you can't leave if you're in the front row. Because then everybody's going to see you when you walk in. So I put them kind of in the middle to the back and the bottom. so they can easily leave. But then he posted a picture from the show and the tickets look kind of crappy. And I was like, oh, no. He's behind a pillar.

Yeah, I was like, oh, no. Yeah. But that's okay. So I sort of like you're playing it cool, too. Well, I just didn't want to give him bad, you know, but then I wanted him to be able to leave. Hey, Phil, I'm okay with that? I guess so.

You don't think they left and they were like, man. I mean, Bobby gave us bad seats. Now we know what your tickets look like to the football games. That's funny, Amy. That's not fun. Yeah, so much you're being on the field. Whatever. I got you.

And he gave you on, Bobby. Bobby, you should have put him side stage. Well, listen, I didn't want to make him come to begin with. Okay. But then, anyway, his name's Chad Morris. We lived in Austin when he lives in Austin. But, yeah, so it was good. It was good.

It was fun. They were very kind. It brought the kid. I mean, it was good. That happened this weekend. The Matt Lowry. Did you see the Matt Lowry? Do you see the Matt Lowry?

What? No. all it was like, it was like, I didn't want to get into it too much, but they're like Matt Lauer. Maybe you've had two secret love children. How are these kids now? I don't know. They didn't reclick it. Maybe they did that 23 and me.

You never found them. The Today Show ratings are on the rise after Matt Lauer left. I did see that. This is why I don't take breaks from the show. Like, part of me is in fear that if I ever, if there's like a replacement, I'm out. I'm like David Letterman. I don't want anybody feeling it from me because it will be better. They'll come in to be better.

And the next thing you know, it's like, I'm done. So that's why I don't I don't do two weeks in a row of vacation anytime except Christmas when everybody's off anyway And then I don't When I get sick, I'm in No replacement Mario Lopez is not filling in for me

Because he'll be better And then everybody will be like, you know what? But Matt Lauer's on the rise But he would never let anyone He would get other guys That were on that show coming up Like he'd be like, nah, let's get rid of them Wow

We don't have that And here on this show Yeah. You're not worried about us. No, I think Ray could have his own show. I've often said that, but he didn't care to have a show. But, yeah, that's part of my fear that just petrifies me is that if someone ever came and filled in, the company would be like, you know what, they're actually pretty good.

We'll just hang with them. They're cheaper. That's what happens, man. I know. The Today Show, they're up in ratings, though. Congratulations. Wow. Hoda's filling in right now.

Wow, it's so crazy. Yeah, until they get somebody else, but they don't have a backup. plan. I don't care. I don't watch daytime TV anyway. I don't listen to this show. Yeah, we don't watch that stuff. No, we're here, man. Talking to all our friends every day. Yeah, and everyone listening to us right now doesn't watch that. Yeah, listening to us.

That stuff stinks. I don't even watch this already. I don't even know what show that is. I played this song from Walker Hayes called Craig. Man, the tweets are flying in. It says, hey, this Walker song just gave me my dose of Jesus today. Amazing. Here's another one. Dude, Craig is such a great song, very inspirational meaning in those words. Another one. Thanks for introduces to Craig. Listen to Amy Cry Got me. See, the thing was, I cried when I heard it the first time. And then Amy heard it on the radio and she started crying on the air last hour. And there's a song from Walker Hayes about a guy named Craig when Walker was having bad times who came up. And Walker had six kids. And they like took his van back because he couldn't afford it. And Craig showed up and was like, I want to give you my old van. Yeah, I know he sounds cool right. Not just typical kid from Sunday's go right. I still ain't figured out. Here you go. This is called Craig.

Crack at a church. It's called redeeming grace. It's like he understood my I don't want to be here face. I felt out of place and I smelled like beer, but he just shook my hand. Said, I'm glad you're here. He says, we'll all be judged, but he was never judgmental. And even though my songs don't belong and know him, he quote me my lyrics, slap me on the back. He said, man, you got a gift.

How you write like that? Yeah, I know. He sounds cool, right? Not your typical kid from Sunday's school, right? I still ain't figured out church yet. Now he can't. Walk on water, I turn an apple valley red.

Just might be tight with a man. Now, he's not the light of the world, but I wish that mine was right as his. Yeah, he just might be tight with a man. All the perks fade fast. Dealership said we're going to need to get that minivan back. So we were down in one car and broke as I felt. And my wife has six kids.

and only five seat belts. I needed help, but couldn't admit I was struggling. He said, Craig is all good, but he knew it all wasn't. Hey, man, I'm playing for you. Would have been sufficient, but now, he took Rose Side assistance

to a whole other level. To sacrificial heights. Shut up at the ballpark. After my son's game, one night in two cars, with his wife, bar, watching from the other. He said,

what in the world of y'all doing here, brother? He just laughed inside that old price of town, a country man, with the keys and the title, the pen in the sand, I said, man, all you got to do is signing the shows. I said, no, no way, but he wouldn't take no for an answer. He said, please, dude.

Somebody did this for me once, just let me do this for you. We argued about it for a little while, and I teared up and Craig smiled. Not your typical kid from Sunday school, right? He can't walk on water, I turn an apple valley red, but he just might be tight with a man that did. Now he's not the light of the world But I wish that mine was bright as is Yeah, he just might be tight With a man

They're quickly grateful at the moment But I signed the dotted line And I drove the kids home And when a cop pulled up beside us up the light They didn't have to duck Because thanks to Craig They were all buckled up It's from Walker Hayes called Craig

Man, that song is good Download that one right there Yeah, I know He sounds cool right Not your typical kid from Sunday's goal right I still ain't figured out church yet Now he can't Walk on water

I turn a nap of Valley red But he just might be tight With a man He just might be like close to Jesus Eddie Yes, I get it I get that, all right You get it Just I didn't know if you knew

Yeah, he just might be tight With them songs need to ooze in them And snaps and claps And snaps and claps and claps and ooze And kids singing too And stories like this Yeah yeah

This song has like has it all Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Download that Walker Hayes correct It's a good one I was reading the story about These crazy fires in California right These firefighters are just going in there These are heroes

They're risking their lives And I was reading these about inmates They're taking them out of prisons And they're fighting the fires too and the inmates are you know, working the fires. Oh, wow, I didn't know that. They train them and they need the manpower.

So that's what the inmates go do. They fight the fires with them. But still, the craziest story of all is that people are arguing about who saved that bunny in that video clip. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Multiple people have come forward

claiming they're the one in the video. But who really? I mean... Well, it's kind of dark. Yeah, I know. You really. It's hard to tell. Oscar Gonzalez 19 claimed

he was the guy in the video saving the rat. from the wildfire because you see him run out and pull this rabbit from the fire. But his account has been challenged by Caleb Wadman, 21, who says he's the bunny rescuer. Oh my goodness. Well, maybe they both rescued bunnies. But you know you're the one in the video or not? Yeah.

The second guy's story says he's back by a local veterinary office. I don't know, but if you're lying about this, you're a real turd. Like, you're a real turd. If you see them to go, that's me, and it wasn't you. Stop being a turd. Such a turd thing to do. Like, yeah, I want to know who the real guy, bunny guy is. Well, the real bunny man, please stand it out.

Tomorrow, Chris Jansen will be in with his piano. Take a drunk girl. You're playing drunk girl. Take a drunk girl home. Let her sleep all alone. Leave her keys on the counter your number by her phone. Pick up her life She threw on the floor

Leave the hall lights on Walk out and lock the door That's how she knows Diff's between a boy and a man Take a drunk girl home I don't even go places where girls are drunk I can't even do the noble thing Because I'm a bed by eight

It's true Yeah It's like Do you know I was reading You may search this out Because it could just been some Bull crap story I was reading that Prince Harry and Megan Markle were set up on like a dating service

No way Look that up For princes's like a prince's like that's the thing Not princess but prince is Yeah but how much of that cost and how do you get the hookup to hook you up with the press Like Google it you're looking at me but Google Amy These guys are here Google like I'm moving right now

That's the rumor that blonde-headed lady is supposed to be in charge of the dating service Who? Like Millionaire Matchmaker but for Royals Oh, royal matchmaker? What a show. Yeah, but can you imagine? But I don't think Megan Merkel knew who she was going to date at first. I don't think either one of them knew.

They were set up without knowing. Wow. What a story that would be. And then you show up and it's Prince Harry. Yes. But either one, like, how much does that cost? Asking for a friend. You're just curious for someone else, not you?

Dude, this could be a Disney story, like modern, Day Disney Classic. No, I just want to know who this person is and how much, like if this is a real, like a real British service and look up on the website. And like how much does it cause to date the prince? It says here that they were introduced by a mutual friend. I think they've changed that story from dating site. I think they were on bumble, dude. Dude, that'd be crazy. Lunchbox is mad at his wife because his wife made him Miss Garth Brooks this weekend.

You sat with us? Oh man, let me tell you. I'd been looking forward to this concert for like weeks. weeks, got tickets and I told her, look, all right, we're going on Saturday. You got to be ready to go. Blah, blah, blah. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got this work thing. I'll be home in plenty of time.

So I'm like, all right, so I got ready. Sitting on the couch. Sitting on the couch. She got stuck at a work event. We didn't go. At all. Didn't go. Why do you go without her? If she's like, I'm stuck at a work event, you can't went without her. I'm not going by myself. Why not? I go on whole vacations by myself. I will

spend a week alone. Like phone a friend. In Iceland. Yeah. You got to get over this Nothing by myself thing. No, no, no. I kept giving her the... Okay, she kept saying,

no, I'm leaving right now. I'm leaving right now. I'm leaving right now. Yeah, but you don't do anything by yourself. Like, you're so codependent. No, I'm not that codependent. Like, I will go do certain things by myself. Like, I've started, I will go to the movies by myself now.

You used to make fun of me so hard. I know. And I told you because my wife will only go to comedy, anything that doesn't have feelings, that's the only movie she'll go to the movie theater. So if I want to see like a good movie, A good movie. Like has depth and is up for the Oscars that has all...

She won't go see it, so I have to go by myself. But my point is, you used to make fun of me for years. I know. Look. Is there anything you like to say? I changed. Okay. I changed.

That's a big step. No, no, like, I'm sorry for making fun of you for all those years. He's like, you know, I'm a different man. You know, I'm stupid too. I'm stupid. I'm here. I mean, I'm still embarrassing. You go on vacations by yourself.

I know. Bad, but maybe I'll get there one day. You better hope not now. That's backwards. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on the bus on Saturday night, and I was just going through Twitter,

and I saw that Keaton story about the kid who was bullied. Yeah. And it's become widely viral. But it's a kid who just got in his car, and he's upset. He's talking to his mom about how I get him bullied at school stinks. and he had just been picked on. Why do they, boy, what's the point of it?

Why do you find joy in taking innocent people and finding a way to be mean to them? It's not okay. What do they say to you? They call me, they make fun of my nose. They call me hungry. They say I have no friends. What do they do to you at lunch?

Put milk on me and put a hand down my clothes. They're right at me. Is it just you? Yep. Or is it other kids, too, that feel that way? say it's other kids too. How's that make you feel? I don't like that they do it to be an officer.

I don't want that they do it to other people because it's not okay. People that are different. Don't need to be criticized about it. It's not their fault. If you are made fun, I'll just don't want to bother you. They stay strong, I guess. It's hard.

I'll probably get better, wouldn't they? I was like, it's watching. I was like, holy cow. And then it just awesomely continued to get more viral and more viral. And now it's like everyone, Chris Evans, who plays Captain America. Some of the University of Tennessee players went to have lunch with them yesterday. Wow. Some are going, I mean, it's just like, oh, man.

Are you talking about it? I wrote a book, and I was talking about it in my book, how I had food dumped on me as a kid, and I just had no courage to get up. and fight. And so I just went to, you know, just left. I just walked out of the cafeteria after I ate my entire lunch covered in ketchup. But then I always thought when I was a kid and I was getting beat up. I was like, one day I'm going to be the boss or one day they're going to come to me and be like,

hey, can I get a, can I get some tickets? That was the only thing that was able to get me through it, man. But I did. And then that happened to. Hey, me, get some tickets. It's like, yeah, I don't think so, buddy. Yeah, no. Hey, read chapter seven, a bare bones.

Yeah. Yeah, it stinks for him. God, that video kills. But it stinks for a lot of kids. Yeah. That's not one kid's story. That's a lot of kids' stories. And you hope that something like this is able to be used.

And you know why kids bully because they're insecure and scared themselves too. That's why kids bully. You know, I don't think kids are just mean for the sake of being mean. I think kids bully because they are insecure, scared. They don't want to be seen a certain way. I hope so many parents that maybe are listening right now and hadn't heard about the video or seen it, they watch it and they sit down and they watch it with their kids. Just to make sure no parent wants to think their kid is the bully, no parent does.

Or maybe they could open a conversation if your kid's getting bullied and you have no idea and they need someone to talk to. Like any parent watch that video with your kids. If you are a bully, let's find out why because there's some sadness or hurt there that you are a bully. and if you are being bullied, let's find out how. You're not alone. Don't keep it to yourself because then it can build up and that's when just, it's just not good. And so that's, I mean, this mom probably didn't know.

Obviously, when you post something like that, you never know what's going to happen. Oh, they didn't mean for this to go viral. No, not at all. But it's like, I think it's going to be a very powerful tool. Yeah. He's going to get hooked up too. Yeah.

Yeah. Anytime anything like this can be put. out there and then people talk about it and there are kids listening to us right now. And like if you're, you see someone doing something to someone else and you can go, hey, I don't think that's cool. You don't have to step in a punch somebody. But be like, hey, I don't think that's cool what you're doing. If you can do that, that's also a big step because you're putting yourself out there a bit as well.

So you can be like, hey, let's, let's do something cool here. Let's leave them alone. Maybe you're the, an older kid who, I don't know, it's just so, there's just so many layers to it. Eddie, you have two kids. Yeah. You know, it's often the artsy different kids who get bullied. I mean, I was way smart. I was a kid, too smart from my own good in my school.

I was too smart. I was like, Quiz Bowl captain. And it was like, let's pound them. I was small. I was dirty. But it was just different. So I got pounded. But the different kids are the ones that end up changing the world.

They're the ones that end up doing things different and making changes. I love the stories that, like, you come up with and other people come up with. Like, you know, it's going to change, you know, that this isn't a thing for the rest of your life. You will grow up to be the bigger man. If you use your tool the right way, you will, and that's what has to be tied to the kids. You have to use this tool the right way because it can go one or two ways. And for me, it was I always knew. You could do it right now, but one day I'm going to be in a different place.

And I will be there to go, sorry, you can't come meet Chris Stapled. You channeled it. Or you can't work for me. Oh, I had to channel it. Yeah. So the videos, I, everybody's retweeting it, which is awesome. That's how Mirren retweeted it a bit. There's a lot of people understand.

I think we've all been bullied. And we've probably all been the bully at times, too. Or we've just stood there and watched. All the three. Yeah. All the three. And you're right. I think of times that I was horrible to people in school and neighbors and friends.

I remember this one neighbor we like had this thing. And there was a group of us and we would gang up on her. And, I mean, at the time, we just were being kids, but now I look back at where I was, and it was my own insecurities. We shouldn't sit here and be like, oh, bully. We've all at one point been in all three of those positions. Yeah. I mean, I really got pounded, though. Yeah, you're more so.

Later in life, like, once I got like a platform, I would be like, er. Man, when I was a kid, I got stuck in a toilet. Ooh, that wasn't a good day for me. I'd go back to classroom with a wethead. Yeah, what's that called? Swerly. I was walking down the hall. My heart hurts for you with that.

Listen, I was walking down the hall to go get a book, an extra book. I remember I was in class. It's like, seventh grade. Because I told the teacher, I was like, oh, I read a book on this. I'm going to get it from my locker. I know. Like I said, I was a nerd, right? I love that.

I think it was actually, now that I look back, I think it was Animal Farm, George Orwell. And I was like, I actually read Animal Farm in seventh grade. And I was like, I have the book, and I went to get it. And two older kids were like, why are you in the hall? away. Don't be getting a book. And they're like, well, how would you like to get in the toilet? I was like, I wouldn't.

And I took off and they grabbed me, and they took me in the toilet and put my head in. And I remember, this is disgusting. I remember going in and it was full of pee. No, no, no, no. It was. And I fought so hard that it hit the flusher. And it flushed all the way. Because I knew I was going in.

There was no fighting it. I knew I was going in. I knew I was going in. But I fought the flush. And then when the clean water came out, I was like, guess it's time to go. Yeah. And then I went back to class. And I had a wet head.

And so, dude, you talk about humiliating. That's terrible. Going back into glasses of wet head. Now, like, what happened? I was like, oh, I was just styling my hair a little too much. Does it look? Yeah.

Does it look? It's a good message to share with your kid. It's all the joking aside. It's a great message to watch with your kid and talk about all the different ways that it's affecting you and the others. Don't be the bully. if you are getting bullied, talk about it. And if you can stop the bullying,

you can step in, do that too, if you are a kid. So something positive will absolutely come out of that. And he goes, hey, who's this person? We're like, what do you mean? Who is it? She starts passing around this picture. And we're like, I don't know him. She goes, well, he's in my people I may know on Instagram.

Yeah, yeah. And we're like, hey, we don't know any of those people. I never know anybody they recommend me. Oh, okay. Not one. So I stopped doing that. Like, look at. You stop trying to.

to get to know people? Yeah. Explore? Okay. No. Who do you follow on Instagram? It's kind of ridiculous. Kim Kardashian probably.

I feel pretty ridiculous following her, but it's also awesome. Why? I don't know. Because she's just like real about it. Sometimes she'll just post this picture that's like this ridiculous selfie. And then she's like, I just liked this pick. Like she's honest. There is something to be an honest about.

Yeah. She's like, I was just really feeling myself right now. So I took a picture and I look hot. So bam. And then next thing you know it has like one million likes. I follow this. I can't really say the name of it, but it's called hood blank. It's their thing is best hood content.

What's on there? Like street hood? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's spelled. Give us an example of what's on there. There's a guy working at Lowe's. No, I'm not even repeating this time.

Oh, yeah. It's probably not a piece. I can't. Well, I might just have to follow that. It makes me, here's how it's spelled, S-H. But it's not spelled the whole bad way. Oh, I got you, it's misspelled. It makes me laugh so hard.

That's probably the one that I follow. And then I follow like a punk rock one too. I just like music ones. Punk rock? Yeah, it's like, what's it called? I don't know. I don't know. Whatever.

Do you know Michael Phelps' kid is verified on Twitter and he has like Instagram or Twitter? Oh, sorry, Instagram. And he has like almost a million followers. Oh. And he's a baby. And he's verified. Can we just talk a minute for how he's...

Are you verified? No. No, that's... Are you jealous? Of Michael Phelps' baby that's verified? Yes. Like, the baby can't even Instagram himself. Like, his mom and his dad have to tag him. But he's verified.

Little baby Phelps. Verified. Don't be a hater. It's okay. No, it's just funny because... Like, if you're verified, people will take you more seriously. Like, people, you know, Bobby, you say, look for the blue check or people are going to scam you.

I've been giving money to you for years on. Instagram. Yeah, how do you know? I'm not verified. You can be asking me too. Every day. That's Radio Amy Underschool. I've been hooking you up with iTunes gift cards for like three months. The controversy. I posted this on Instagram. I had like 700 replies.

And people telling me how... 700. Someone asked me the question, rank from favorite to least favorite. The characters on friends. And so I listed Chandler is my favorite. Monica's my second favorite. Then Rachel Ross, Joey,

and Phoebe in last place. So here's why. Joey and Phoebe, by the way, love them all. It's like pizza, again. Can't have bad pizza, really. I love them all. I love Joey and Phoebe too, but those two are like side characters.

I was surprised you had them at the bottom, though. But they're side characters where the show can go on without them because they're both so weird. hilarious, love them. But they're both so weird. You got to get to the meat of the show. Chandler, Monica, Rachel Ross. I like Chandler because he's kind of like me.

Not that great looking, but he's smart ale. and he ends up getting a hot girl. You know, I related to Chandler. Like, that was the thing. The whole show is about Ross and Rachel. Don't forget that. The whole show is about Ross and Rachel. And their romance.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I was surprised if you didn't put them first, but maybe because you're the Chandler's... They said favorite. Yes.

You vibe. Okay. So that's why everybody's got so mad at me. I wanted to quit Instagram. I mean, there's other things to get mad about. I deactivated my account for a minute. He's like, I'm out. Favorite Friends character?

or Amy. Don't listen to what I said. Rachel. Rachel? Yeah. It's a good one. And hair goals. Yeah, but why not Monica? Because Monica's like on time all the time. No, I like Rachel. I like Rachel. She don't try to sway me. We both have those characteristics, though.

Of the people? Of the people that we like. Yeah, she's like OCD about everything. I'm like, chill out. You're stressing me out. Monica? Yeah. That's why I like her. Yeah, because I'm like, that's I'm talking about. Eddie, what about you? I like Ross. You're not a whiny.

Yeah, he's always so whiny and you have to feel sorry. for him and he's like, come on, guys. Oh, okay then, all right. Well, people, you can see it on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Also, I should say this, I haven't mentioned it yet, and we never really talked about dollars while we were doing it, because it was

never about dollars, it was always about just, I know our listeners have our back, and we did the St. Jude Radiothon, and we did, in those two days, $1.7 million. It was the highest that a show's ever done, beating our listeners of last year. So, you guys, as Beyonce says, roll the world.

So $1.7 million for St. Jude. So thank you very much. I put it on my Instagram. I wrote a little note. I was like, I only get to do this because of you guys. And the only reason we get to keep doing, I just appreciate you. Or as I like to say, I appreciate you.

There you go. It's up. You guys are pretty awesome. I will admit that. Beyonce was a target. No way. Shopping. By herself?

Probably not. Probably not. It was like friends with her. But still. It wasn't in-store appearance, but she was pushing a car and getting shopping done. Wow. They saw her going incognito with her hair down and some sunglasses. They man.

It was her and her mom. I mean, yeah, stars are just like us. But they're not. Not really. I wonder, though. She just wanted to feel normal that day. Maybe. Maybe.

Like I believe Beyonce would go to Target before I do Taylor would. Uh-uh. Taylor went to the Target here. No, no, no. I know. But that was all album release. date, like album release time. It was.

Yeah, it was around that time. I thought it was just coincident. Like, Beyonce, even though she's probably more money than Taylor, I think Beyonce's more regular? Like, I think Beyonce would go to target before Taylor would. Well, seems as though she is. No, because they both want to target. Who believes it's targetable?

Yeah, but you're saying Taylor did it for her album and Beyonce just went with her mom with a cart. Yes, I do think that's the thing. Okay. I don't think Beyonce's out looking for, Like Beyonce just wanted things from Target. Yeah, and she's like, I didn't know. I just want to go. I don't, if she was her mom,

and she wasn't buying her album. Right. Just remember, guys, these people put their pants on one leg at a time just like us. I forget that. I know, but listen. I just, do you go to Target bones? But you know what? Beyonce may not.

Here's my, she might just jump into her panties. If someone probably jumps on. What? Pants. Like pant legs. Bobby, nobody said babies. Well, I mean, probably, man, whatever.

Okay, this just got weird. What were you going to say? I don't know, Eddie, ask me a question about Target. Yeah, do you go to Target? I can't. I can't. It's not the point of my question. If you look at my Instagram,

I know all my stuff from Target, too, because in Fayetteville, we were doing a show, and I'm wearing a Target. Tankie? Yeah, tank top. Like, I know all my stuff from Target, because I go in about all at once. And I'm like, yeah, I could use a funnel for oil change,

and I'm going to get me a tank top. and maybe I gave me some Oreos. And they end up with all. So I can't. Yeah. I don't do any. I don't keep cake in the refrigerator because I'll eat it all. I don't go Target because I'll buy it all.

I went to get some new ornaments and I ended up with like five new sports bras. And I'm like, what? Yes. Why? Why? I wasn't even like I walked by the sports bras which shout out, by the way, champion, that brand champion. They have some really cute camo sports bras if you're looking for a little stocking stuff or a gift. I got them.

One in every color. That's why I don't go to Target. Okay. Prince Harry quit smoking for Megan Markle. He used to smoke a pack a day. Oh, ew. I know, right? Sorry to anyone that's listening.

I'm not sorry. Smoking's disgusting. Yeah, you should probably just tell everyone. It's gross. It's gross. I'm not, no, I couldn't kiss somebody that smoked. I could never date someone that smoked or marry someone that smoked. It's disgusting.

Yeah. And I think people that smoke don't realize that they smell like smoke. All the time. And yeah, you do smell like smoke. Even when you don't think you do, it's like, oh. And they smell like smoke more. so now because less people smoke. Kids, don't smoke.

Because once you get started, it's expensive. Let's just take away the part that it's disgusting. It's expensive. I was looking at story of the day. You know how much it costs for a pack now? How much? $47. Yeah, I'm lying right now.

That's expensive. And then tax? I have no idea which cigarettes are, but I think they're expensive. They're not cheap. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I would say $10 a pack. What? Yeah, I think so.

What? In New York, maybe? No, no, no. In Mexico City? No, like, when I go to the community store, I look at it and it's like probably like eight to ten bucks, yeah. You look at it? Well, yeah, it's right behind the guy I'm paying.

I go to the convention room. I don't look at it. Really? I'm always looking at the pills and see what they do. Oh, all the fun pills on the side. It's like, I wonder what, yeah, because it's always like bumblebees or or stay awake for 20 hours. Yeah. It's like flying weiner.

Yeah. You know, stuff like that's, like that's work. I don't know because I'm like, what's the difference in note? Bobby's like, yes, they do. What's the difference in notes? having an energy drink. Nothing. But are they there?

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe we should... Lunchbox, you should try one out. Dude, try one as flying winners. Let's know if those work on you. No, I'm good. Okay.

I want to play. What if? I thought you were committed to this job. He's not. Quick update on Amy's kids. She is looking at flights. They haven't decided yet, but they think that they're going to be able to

go and fly to Haiti, Friday or this weekend. Yeah. And then bring them back sometime next week. Yeah. That as of right now is what we know. And that will be before Christmas, my friends, which was always the goal. Hey, hold your horse.

I'm getting too excited because this happens to you every time. No, I'm excited. I know. Oh, boy. Well, as of right now, that's the thing. Friday you leave to go to Haiti to pick up your kids or maybe this weekend. Yeah. And then two or three days later you would come back. This week, my calendar's like a rollout.

Like today's like clean out the closets. Tomorrow's organized all their toys. The next days pick out what outfits they're going to wear to America. That's important. So important. Yeah, we've got to get it all figured out. I got to make sure they are growing like weeds, so I got to get measurements and make sure I'm buying the right. Because they're going to be cold when they get here.

I got to make sure they look warm and... And good. Like American them up. Like roll them in in a kid rock shirt with an eagle like Haylon and a flag. Yeah, like Rocky and Rocky 4. Yeah, like walls of flag stuff. Red, white, and blue. I'm going to take options and I'm going to let them pick out what they want to wear.

I'm going to have options and then they get to pick it out. Like Bruce Braintstein born in the USA-19-7, holding them flag up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get here and they're going to be like, I love America. Drop them right in the middle. Mr. Bobby Bow. Our producer, Eddie, has a four-year-old. He's got to get.

I can talk about this, right? Yeah. The tubes? Yeah. And he's got to get tubes put back in his ears, which is the second time? That's the second time. He did it when he was two, and I guess they last. around two years and then they fall out.

Explain to me what tubes and ears does. So what's the issue? So the ear canal closes up. Like in little kids, it's kind of instead of a tube, it's like a square, sometimes a rectangle, and they get really closed up. So when he gets sick or it has any kind of fluid or mucus or whatever in his ears, they don't drain ever. So he gets ear infections. So does that keep it from hearing?

So if it gets filled up with fluid, yeah, you can't hear, man. Like right now he has like maybe 30% hearing loss. At two years old, do they worry that it will affect speech and the learning, like hearing and learning? If you don't ever fix that, yeah. Really? Yeah, I mean, you just have problems with your ears for the rest of your life. So Eddie's leaving in a few minutes, and he's, you know, going with this kid, but he's got to get him replaced, huh? I just got pictures from my wife.

He's on the bed. He's ready to go. Oh, wait, so why are you? He's already checked in. I'm just kind of finishing my job here, and then we're going to roll out. So he's, does he go under? Yeah, he has to go under. Yeah, so that's always scary.

What's he think about that? I don't think he knows, hopefully. They say the doctor? He thinks it's a playhouse. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I've got a fun little Christmas tree light fact. A lot of people think that Ben Franklin came up with the idea of putting lights on Christmas trees.

Who's a lot of people? I never heard that in my life. I've never even put Benjamin Franklin and a Christmas tree in the same sentence. Nice box? Don't even know what Ben Franklin did besides the light bulb. No, the $100 bill. Okay, that was Thomas Edison.

He didn't do that. They just put him on. Did you know Ben Franklin on Mike D? Yeah, yeah, yes. I don't think a lot of people knew, maybe. Okay, well, I'm just letting you know that's not factually correct. Oh, good. So if you were.

Good to know. If you were to think that, it was actually one of Thomas Edison's assistants that came up with the idea of putting light bulbs on trees in 1882. And before that, people used tiny candles and it was a firehazer. I knew that. Wow. Because they'd put them on little like plates and then candles. That's it.

Like on a tree. Yeah. So not smart. That's why they stopped doing it, I think. Well, they invented light bulbs For everyone, too, that also thought the Nikolai Tesla was that, no, we don't know anything that

What else we got? Okay. Oh, don't get snooty face. Oh, Amy? Would you rather be in $60,000 plus debt? Would you whether swim in that debt or keep your Instagram? Like, you can start getting rid of your debt

if you stop getting on Instagram. Wait, I would not, wait, I would keep Instagram and get rid of the debt. That, me too. No, no, no. This isn't a choice because people were surveyed. They were a bunch of debt. You have to do one.

You have to keep the debt and get rid of Instagram or keep Instagram and have the debt. Yeah. Okay, that makes a little more sense. Sorry. I would not have the debt. Like, Instagram can kiss it, man. That's right.

I like it. But 60 grand. I'd double up on Twitter. Get rid of that debt. I was shocked at like over 30% of people are like, nope, can't give up Instagram. I'll keep the debt. Oh, my goodness.

What? Yeah, they must not feel debt's real. It must be like casino money. Wow, good point. They're like, oh, it's dead. It's not real. Oh, and it's not like it's a couple dollars that it's over $60,000. But once it's to a point of no return, it feels like it doesn't matter.

It's like adds some more to it. When your credit card bill is coming to $13,000, what's another $300? That's what it feels like. Yeah. Okay, well, since a lot of people might be traveling, flying over the holidays, a lot of people don't fly, but maybe around Christmas time they do because they're trying to be with family. And you may not know the rules, the airport security, like, that you can't take cast iron pans through.

That's true. Or water guns, Nerf guns, ice cream. This Indiana gun. Let's just put all the words in front of gun and go, you can't take it. But this is the warning is that it's Christmas time so people are giving like Nerf guns as presents. We'll go ahead and don't take that through airport security. Mail it. Mail it.

Check it in your luggage down below. Medical marijuana and magic eight ball toys. Wait, you're telling me, which by the way, those two are funny together. We eat an eight bowl. Well, the eight ball toy has water. and it has liquid. Sounds like a crazy night. It sounds like.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I never experienced one of those nights, but if I were going to. Me either. That was probably the two. Okay. All right. So you can't have those with you.

So many people are still buying magic eight balls does that have to be on a list? Yes, because it's a Christmas present. This is a list. Also not allowed light brights. That's funny. And Atari's like, Etch a sketch.

Why would, why is it on a list? Okay. Thank you. Yeah, I used to like my magic eight ball. I used to be like, is my boyfriend going to break up with me? All the one you're shaped. Yeah. Oh, the toy guy.

Because I got to be honest with you. I know so little about drugs, right? I know so little. Oh, I don't. Like, I know, and I wish I knew more because I don't. And, you know, I saw, there was a lot of drug use in my family growing up, but I would just run away from it. So, like, honestly, I know a little bit about how, like, home-cooked meth, because I would

see that. I know and that's like the dirt That's like that dirt That's the dirt That's the dirtiest worst Like that I would see And I would see angry But I would try to get out of there

That being said I don't know much I've never tried weed Which I'm like man I don't even know how alcohol is legal And weed's not I'll be honest with you But I never tried it

I think probably it probably helped me but I never done it And I wish I knew more about it But when I say I make the eight ball joke It's going to like the hurt on TV I really don't know what an eight ball is I couldn't honestly tell you what an eight ball is. And is it even, is it even marijuana?

No. No, it's not. No, it's not. What is it? No, I think it's cocaine. Look up, wait, just like up eight ball and see what it says. Because I don't know anything about drugs and I make the jokes and act like I do. I think it's cool that we, none of us know what it is.

Like a literal eight ball? Like I'm serious. Okay, okay, okay, got it. It's an eighth of an ounce. Oh, so eight ounces is a lot. Yeah, dude. An eighth of an ounce of what? Any kind of.

Coking or heroin. Oh, wow. So it can't be an eight ball of. Scary. Like a fun dip? Mm-mm. No, man, this is like, ugh. But what if you were to say,

hey, let me get eight ball of fun dip? Then you have to do an eighth of an ounce of fun dip. And eat it. So there are recipes that say eighth of an ounce of cinnamon. Yes, so we should just make it not a bad thing. Oh, I see what you're saying. It's like, let me see, let me get a cup of cloves and an eight ball of cinnamon. And then everyone's using it every day.

The negative connotation from it. Then the drug people are going to be like, I'm calling you name. Now I want to do the nine-bought-quarter pocket combo. Oh, no. Oh, my goodness, we're stupid. Okay. Where are we? I need more drug knowledge instead of just watching narcos.

You're good, man. I think it's good that we don't know. Go ahead. You don't have to know. Okay, so eight out of ten Americans banned smoking in their homes. And that's up double from like 20 years ago. And I started to think, like, I don't know that I necessarily ban smoking in my home, but nobody that comes over to my house smokes.

But if they wanted to, I'd definitely be like, yeah, you got to go outside. And, like, down the street and around the corner. Even the people I know that smoke go outside. Yeah. Because you don't. Is anybody a lot of smoking in their house? No. No.

That would be so rude if somebody came into my house. I don't allow people in my house unless they're coming over for the Bobbycast. I was like, I barely allow breathing. Yes. And eating. And drinking water. What are you talking about? Get out of smoking.

Allow smoking. I don't allow blinking. What would you do if it's like? Like somebody came and just lit a cigarette in your house. Stop! I would tell him immediately, no, no, no, no, no, that's outside. Crazy. I can't imagine that.

I don't have time for that crap. I don't have time for crap, period. And I get, we were out with, that doesn't matter, never mind. What? You're out with this. Like, you're out with this? No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to, it was just their opinion.

They were like, hey, we see why people think you're weird. I was like, Eddie was standing there too. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about? And I was like, what do you mean? They go, well, if people get the wrong. idea about you, they'll be like, oh, you're, you know, because I'll just leave places and I don't want to bother people. I'm real quiet. So people go, oh, he's probably not that nice. Like, oh, we finally get it. Like, you just don't have time for it and you just get out of there.

And people can interpret that as always rude, but you're just weird. Yeah. Bobby being Bobby. Yes. I was like, I'm just weird. And I just feel like socially uncomfortable and leave places. Yeah. And they were like, oh, basically it was, this is what I got. This is what I got. It was Jillian Jacqueline, right? who's been on the road with us. It's so sweet. Who's degraded. Yes.

She's awesome. We did like 12 shows over there on tour. And she was like, oh, because people would say like, that Bobby, he's a real beep. And I'd be like, never been, but now we get it. You're just weird. And I was like, there we go. Merry Christmas. Yeah.

And we're like, Jack, you figured it out. Good for you. Yeah. He's not rude. He's weird. All right. All right. All right.

Ray gave me a list of top five takeaways from the Garth Brooks concert. Which one did you go to? I was there Saturday night with my chair. He was asked by 100 people Which show his bones going to? Every single His publicist, his book person, his photographer Hey, is Bobby going to come?

Hey, which one do you think he's going to come to? Is he thinking a weekend? Whose book person? Gartsville person? Yeah. Okay. I met the lady who took all the pictures for the anthology. She was asking me.

I'm like, I don't know. I'm not Bobby. That's true. But I covered for you. I was like, he's traveling. He can't. He has his own shows. Absolutely.

I was traveling. Number four. Ray says you have to be in your seat for the Garth introduction because the video is like the starting lineups for an NBA game. It gets you pumped. I mean, even if you're not like a musician like myself, you're like, oh my gosh, this is awesome. It's like, 14 years.

He stepped away. He's back! And then she's like, bam. It's pretty powerful. Find your seat. Number three, Lunchbox and our main producer, Morgan, number one, fought about tickets to see Garth at a really small-skilled venue than nine of one of them showed up to the concert with free tickets.

They go to this thing. where the songwriters are playing, they maybe hear Garth do one song, and then neither one of them go to a concert where they get to hear four hours of his music, blown away. I don't even understand American nowadays. Kids. Number two, even Garth messes up in real life. He accidentally said it was Friday night, even though it was Saturday night. Yeah, and then he just kept singing and he's like, or even Saturday night. It was good. He covered, but he did say the wrong day.

And then number one, nobody sits down on a Garth show. legs were killing me I was tired I did want to sit down during a couple of the slow songs everybody stands man put your coats on your seats and you're just up the whole time

and singing and yeah everybody knows the word singing the whole time yeah it's the best concert I've ever seen and Ray said that Ray Raymond or producer is in the studio and he said he was looking at where people were sitting

and he said that people in promotions and like afternoon people had better seats than he did five ten rows up. They were all closer. I'm like talking to my girlfriend. I'm like, do you see anybody behind us? They're all in front

of us. Everybody in our building. Promotions. And you're mad because I don't know. We're a morning show. I feel like we get some exclusive tickets. It's all good, though. But I wasn't the same row as Morgan number two. So I was like, there's my girl,

Bobby Bone Show. We're holding it down here. 20 rows back behind everybody. Dang, noseblades, huh? Bobby Boe Show. No, we're still fine. Oh, okay. It's still okay, but like, TIG and Daniel. Oh, TIG and Daniel, they were probably on the floor.

You weren't on the floor? No, we weren't on the floor? Dang. Our building top dog Gator was front, he was first row, so it was like right next to the floor. Wait, he, front row? Front row. Oh, yeah. He could, like, touch Garth.

And even waved back at me, and I'm just like, oh. Is that a disrespect? Hey, man, I got better seats than you. And I couldn't even, like, see him waving. at first and then I was like oh that's gator first row we're way back here yeah yeah but he's first row he was showing off no he wasn't yeah oh no he can have that first row and then the night guy mcitty yeah i mean here and he's like he comes back to us he's like hey man he comes back 15 rows like oh man hey I thought it come say hi to you guys

I was like we're he's like oh I'm way up there come on he's like out of breath come on he gave you a charitable hello he walked back Oh, that's funny, man. But the guards show is about... It's so good. It's so good. I don't even ask you your opinion on it. I love it. I've seen him in Louisville, Atlanta, and Nashville. Oh, he's seen it three times?

Yeah. And every time's amazing. It's been a great experience. Yeah. All right, good. Thanks, buddy. Yeah. There is our producer, Raymond.

Man, hope today's awesome for you. Let me say a couple things. First of all, Chris Jansen in tomorrow morning. He's going to bring his old piano by. So 8 Eastern. 7 central, then do the numbers to where you are. Yeah. You do it.

You do it. We're done with time zones. We don't know. Our brains hurt. You think about where you are and do the math. Yeah, and so we also, we talked about this song. People have been going crazy over all day called Craig from Walker Hayes. About a guy when Walker was struggling with six kids who donated him a minivan.

Yeah, I know. He sounds cool right. Not a typical kid from Sundays go right. I still ain't figured out church yet. But crack Now he can't Walk on water I turn a nap of valley red

But he just might be tight With a man that did He's not From Walker Hayes Yeah he just might be tight With a man What you got going on today? Ooh, working on kids stuff

Like all week long All week long Nothing to be kids Today is, like, clean out their closets day. Because I have them at storage right now with all my stuff. Yeah. I'm waiting a big time, you. Whenever Amy's kids get here, I'm be like, by the way, I had a kid nine months ago,

and here's my new baby. And, like, I've been waiting for it. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, I just went on my secret love child. Okay. Like Matt Lauer with his love children. So, anyway. Does he have love children?

You talked about earlier. Yeah, just remember this stuff. Oh, sorry. You've been listening to the show or no? No. Sorry, I was working on kids' stuff. I'll see it tomorrow. Chris Jansen and tomorrow.

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