The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Wants To Take The Law Into Her Own Hands + Bobby Gets Left Hanging By A Potential Date

Episode Date: May 20, 2019

Amy wants to do something about the graffiti in her neighborhood. Bobby gets left hanging by a girl his friend tried to set him up with. Also, Lunchbox and Eddie go head-to-head in a ‘commercial off.’ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Well, well, well. Welcome to the Big Monday show. Morning Studio! Morning! All right, back at it for another week. Hope to put you in a good mood. The big American Idol finale was last night. The big Game of Thrones finale was last night.

I'm not going to spoil Game of Thrones, but I will spoil American Idol last night. And the winner of American Idol last night was Lane Hardy. So, good for them. It was good to see them win. It was just a fun show last night. I got to do some stuff with Lionel, which was on TV last night. I got to do...

It was fun. Weezer was there. Dan and Shea. It's the whole thing. But it was fun. I don't know if I will be a part of it yet. They have me if they want me, meaning I can't go anywhere. But it's like, what happens is I signed a two-year deal, but it's like a one-year deal with an option. So they get the option to keep me or not.

I do not know if I'll be back. I don't even know who's coming back. But I guess it's if they want to pay. Not for me. They basically got a coupon for me. But, yeah. So it was good. That happened.

We'll talk more about that later. Let's see you. I went to see Avengers over the weekend, which I went on Friday night at, I guess, 7.30, which mean the movie didn't start until 8, and it was over three hours. I didn't even get home until midnight. Yeah. And I somehow avoided spoilers for the Avengers for a month. Has that movie been out of a month yet?

Close. I avoided the spoil. And I'm not going to spoil anything. I'm not spoiling Game of Thrones. I'm not spoiling Avengers. that being said I did not see the incoming a little long

I'll be honest with you everyone's like three hours doesn't feel like it no no no it felt like it it was good but it felt like it there's just so much fighting that they could just like

do a little quicker like just have the fight scene and move on but it's just a it was good I'll give it a solid B plus hard to live up to the hype almost impossible

and it didn't quite but it was still really good. That's what I would say about Avengers. So, anyway, there you have it. Everybody good? Amy, you good? Yeah, doing great. I saw this, and I thought about lunchbox today, a new pair of underwear that you can wear for a week.

What? Woo! I like that. I know you already do that without, you know, it being made for that. Well, you can turn it inside out. This sounds like you can just wear it. Like, what's so special about it?

A company called Organic Basics is claiming its underwear can last you a week without washing. The underwear is made out of recycled nylon and treated with silver, making it naturally anti-microbial, and it kills all the bacteria. A two-pack cost $48. I mean, that's not bad because if you break it down, you're probably paying like, what, five bucks a day, three bucks a day for underwear? That's pretty good.

I don't trust it. I wouldn't trust it. Oh, my goodness. Guys, if scientists say it's okay, then it's probably okay. Remember that next time we bring up something where scientists say something and it's like, that ain't true. If scientists say it's okay, then it's probably okay. Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast, highlight segment of the day.

So what's happening in your neighborhood? Well, somebody spray painted, like graffiti, the word death on a wall, like right by my house. And I don't like it. It's huge. And it says death. And I'm like, oh, it's just like not pretty. And it was like this white, plain white wall. So I'm kind of like, nobody's fixing it.

So what if we go by white paint and we paint over it and fix it? It's not our property. But this is vigilante painting. Wow. Yeah. So it's vigilante vandalism because they vandalized it with the word death, but also it's not my property either. So if I go paint over the death, am I vandalizing too?

But then I see like a war happening because what if the people that tagged it, that's tagging, right, when you're graffiti wall? I don't know. Writing death is tagged. No, it's like tat. written like tag. It's like graffiti. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it might be one of the gangs in my neighborhood.

But so if I paint over it, then are they going to retaliate? And then what if they see me doing it and then they take action? I don't know. I mean, it says death. My advice would be to leave it alone. But it's just so, I'm cleaning up the neighborhood. My friend and I. With her luck, she'd be painting over it and the cops will see her doing it.

And then, boom. They probably would think that, yeah, and I'd be like, do I look like I'm repainting death on a wall? I would say leave it alone. It's not a bad word. If it were a bad word or a body part, I would say you paint it over. Okay, so I leave it alone. But for a couple reasons. One, it's not yours to paint anyway.

And two, what if they do get mad? I say don't. Lunchbox? Listen, Amy, if you want your neighborhood to be clean, you've got to clean it up yourself. And one person starts a movement. Oh. You do it first. and then people will get behind you and they'll start covering up other graffiti throughout the neighborhood.

It makes a totally better place. You're making the neighborhood better. So listen, if the cops see you doing it, the cops will help you. Oh, like you tell me something good. Yes, they'll say, you know what? You're helping? Let me get a paint brush and they'll help you paint. He does bring up a good point.

I mean, yeah, I'm telling you, it's not pretty. It's like this white wall and in bright red spray paint now it says death. And I see it every day. And that may be someone's tag name. That may be their name is death. so they put their name on it. Yeah. And whoever cleans it up might bring death to me.

If you want help, I'm not scared. Okay. You guys ever watch Live PD? It's great, dude. Yeah, I start it. Like, it's on A&E? Yes. Yep.

Live Friday and Saturday nights. And so I'll be flipping through it, and it's just like a whole block of time. It says Live PD for like hours. And I'll stop on it. You ever watch it? No. Have you ever seen it? No.

I only saw it because these no guys we're talking about it. It's so good. And I'll be in my hotel and in California, and I'll be like, there's not. Time zones are different. They don't have all my channels, which irritates me. So I hit live TV, live PD. And literally, they'll go, let's go to Evansville, Indiana, and we'll check you in with the police

department there. And is there a cameraman or does someone wear in a body cam? No, it's a camera. It's a camera crew. It's awesome. They do it in Williamston County, right outside of Austin. They've invited us to go ride a wall. Oh, my gosh.

You should go. I know, but I... They'll throw to them. It's awesome. You don't know what's about to happen. They'll just be a cop pulling someone over. And we go, boo. And it's going to go, okay, we're going to check into Evansville, Indiana.

I know this is Officer Mark and Marks, and Mark pulls up behind him and he's like, I watch some car driving to a curb. Obviously drunk, yeah. Just, boom. And so he gets down and he's like, how are we doing tonight? And I'm like, oh, boy, we're about that. And of everything I watched, there was no action, but there's always, it's live, so there might be action. Yes, correct. I've never seen action, though.

Oh, I've seen action. You have? Oh, yeah. I've seen action. I saw one where they were following a lady who was involved in a carjacking, and then they stopped in her apartment complex and just waited for like 30 minutes. So she got it. It was a standoff.

And I'm like, this is crazy. A live standoff. On live PD? Yeah. It's somewhere in Arizona. Yeah. It's fun to watch because you just don't know what's going to happen. It's a show like Shark Tank that you can just keep it on and be entertained and not be too dialed into it.

Like that's my universal show. If I just need a show and someone's over the house, we're like, what's, just put on Shark Tank. Yeah. Live PD is that kind of show to me now. Yes, it is. It doesn't matter when and where. Oh, okay. Just put it on.

I'll have to check it out. Yeah, you'd probably like it. Yeah. Stevenson might. He loves police. Is it okay for kids? Oh, I don't know what you're going to get. Yeah, because I saw some drug stuff.

Yes. Sometimes it's a routine traffic stop, like Bone said, but sometimes it's something serious. I only see the routines. I haven't seen anything good yet. So, yeah, you should check it out. And I say don't paint over your wall. What if it's at night? Even worse.

I was going to go at night. I have an idea. Amy's like, well, what if it's at night and I take a gun and I'm wearing all red? Oh, look. Now you're a blood. What if she spray paints like till death do us part? Like something, make it positive. Add to it?

Yeah. No, it's ugly. Or like Death Valley, go LSU. Yeah, there we go. That's what I'm talking about. Go Tigers. Yeah, okay. I'll keep y'all posted.

I mean. What? No, just don't do it. No, I really might. Just don't do it. No, I might be doing it. You've heard me talk about how much I love my sleep number bed, but not only me, because who cares about me?

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Find the one nearest you at sleep number.com slash bones. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories. Let's go over to Ray Mundo in the glass room with the news this morning. Over 40 tornadoes struck over the weekend in six states. There was a lot of damage in Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas in southern Indiana a house exploded killing one person injuring others they're still investigating the cause of it and finally congrats to Lane Hardy

on winning American Idol last night Morgan number two runs our social media and our website and all of our digital and she just bought her first house so how long you've been in the house Morgan number two I've been there about a month and a half now look at her 20 25 years old got her first house a month and a half in have a list of things here that she said she's learned to do. Number five, clean the floors on my hand and knees like Cinderella. Is that what you do? Yeah, I have hardwood floors and I've learned that I actually have to keep them clean. Getting a new house is like

getting a new car where you want to keep a super clean for a long time and then there's just a point where you go, eh, I'm over it and then you just let hamburger wrappers back in the floorboard, you know? At number four, swap out a plumbing unit. Yeah. What? I added like a pet one so I could wash my dog in the shower and I had to, like, put in a diverter in there, and I had to figure it all out. I'm impressed. Wow. Number three of the things Morgan, number two, knows how to do now with their new house.

Change the air filters. Yeah. I had to get up in the ceiling and, like, bring it down and put it into filter in. I always get scolded when I have to change my air filters because I change them like every seven years. Yeah, that's not good. And it's just black. It's not even an air filter anymore. Is that your allergy issue?

At this point, it's just a piece of black felt. Gross. And then the guy's like, he, um, yeah. Do you ever change your air filters? And I'm like, there are air filters here? Where are they located? Well, good for you. And then number two on the list.

Pick up dead birds? Yeah. So I have two neighbor cats, apparently, that like to kill birds, and they leave them in my lawn. And I've had to pick them up, and I, like, cry and vomit in my mouth all at the same time. But I did it. I did it. Okay. And the number one thing Morgan number two has learned to do with her new house is Moe and Weedeedeed her lawn.

Yeah. That's impressive. It's so good. There is cool. There it is. Do you like it? Side hustle. Yeah, I am loving.

Like, I actually enjoy going out and mowing my lawn, and I feel proud. The construction workers across the street, though, like, make fun of me. They definitely laugh at me. By making funny, you mean stare at you and flirt? No, no, no. They are actually laughing at me because I'm so little and the mower is so big, and I can barely maneuver it around. But I enjoy it. The construction guys, they just stare at me.

I'm in my bikini mowing. Like, doesn't everyone do that? They make fun of me by whistling at me. Are you having a housewarming party? Yeah, I'm going to. I'm waiting on two things. My island isn't ready yet, and I kind of need that. That's kind of the center.

Like your bar? Yeah, it's kind of the center point of the whole house. So, like, I need that to have people over. And patio furniture. Once I have those two things, I'm squared away, and I'm ready. So hopefully within, like, the next month. What's the biggest thing you've learned from having a house? It's so much more.

So much work. And I have to like save money. I actually have to like kind of grow up a little bit. Are you saving money? Yeah. Are you spending, you do out a lot though, huh? I know. It's a lot.

Like my mom even was like, you kind of need a rain in it a little bit. So I'm still working on that part. There she is. She's growing up right in front of her eyes. We knew her, she was just 24. And now look at her. She's 25. Yeah, there you.

The Bobby Bones show. Hey, you're going to go over to Kelsey in New Mexico. Hey, Kelsey. Hi, Bobby. You good? Yeah, we're good. Sorry. I was trying to clear my throat here.

Oh, you're all good. What can I do for you? So my son is actually graduating pre-K today. We listen to your show every morning on the way to school. It takes us about 45 minutes or an hour to get to school every day. And we listen to your show every morning, and we try to get in. So we figured this was an opportune time because he was graduating today, and he is a huge fan. He walks around being Hobby Lobby, Bobby, Bobby.

Oh, yes, the latest smash from The Raging Idiot. Look at this. Congratulations, though. What's his name? His name is David. Oh, David. Well, tell David we said congratulations. We're really proud of him, and I hope you're proud of him, too.

Oh, yeah, we definitely are. He's had a rough year. He broke his arm and just got his cast off day before yesterday. Oh, wow. How do you do that? He's had a rough school year. He fell at school, so. He did not fall, ma'am.

He did not fall. He tells me all the time. He swung off of a ball. and landed wrong and broke his arm. But he probably fell, though, huh? Oh. Yeah. So he's doing good now, but, yeah, he's had a rough year,

and he finally is graduating, and we're super excited about all this. Well, thank you for the call, and congratulations, and appreciate you listen to the show every morning. Oh, no problem. Thank you. All right. See you later. You know, speaking of graduations, someone just sent me this. This is a kindergarten graduation in Cornersville, Tennessee, singing the Raging Idiots song when I grow up.

Eddie and I did a kid's record a while back, and that was one of the songs that we did that actually was a pretty big song for us. Kids sing this thing every year, man. Some kids got a little croup there. So cute. But yeah, shout out to those kids graduating in Cornersville, Tennessee and making that video.

Eddie, yeah, we did a kid's record called The Raging Kiddiots. It's a play on words. Yeah, obviously we're the raging idiots, but the kiddiots, raging kiddiets. Yeah, there you go. Good call.

Bobby Bonson. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two, 30 second skinny. Luke Bryan revealed that he has 20 pairs of cowboy boots, 10 in his closet and 10 on his tour bus. He also said he didn't plan the boot giveaway to a contestant on American Idol to go along with his new single knocking boots. He says he's not that smart to have planned that.

I was with Luke when he did that. And because the kid walks out on American Idol, which by the way, last night was a finale, he was an amazing show. This kid walks out during Hollywood Week, and he has on a pair of old boots with holes in them where you can see his big toe. And I was right there and looks like, hey, what's up with those boots? Because the judges don't talk to those kids. They never did until they came out and performed. And so Luke was like, here, take these boots. And it was, yeah, it was all organic.

But, yeah, Luke's a good dude. It's a little too many shoes, in my opinion, but, you know. Oh, hey, coming from Mr. Shoe Guy. I'm kidding. Okay. I'm being facetious. I have a whole closet full of shoes. All right, what else, Morgan number two?

Big and Rich dropped a cover of Madonna's big hit, Like a Virgin. Like a Virgin, touch for the very first time. Are they being funny? No. I'm so weirded out right now. No. It's weird adult men yelling the word virgin over and over again. No, no.

I know. Is that like a joke? I don't know. It was up on their YouTube page. I don't know. They're probably just being funny, right? That's fun. That's just funny.

I don't know. Okay. Well, we're going to go with now it's funny. Okay. It's like when lunchboxes is panties. Like men just, certain adult men saying things over and over again. And then they're saying it very slow. And I'm like, stop.

All right. What else, Morgan number two? Brantley Gilbert confessed that he actually loves all of the animated shows and movies. His son watches like Paw Patrol and Mickey. He says they make them really good these days. How you feel about that name? You watch kids shows? Oh, I mean, no, not really.

I mean, my kids, they're older than Paul Patrol. But I have some friends that, I mean, I think they agree. Paul Patrol is pretty good. I still watch SpongeBob because I fall asleep to Nick at night and I wake up SpongeBob and Nickelodeon. I can take it some SpongeBob. All right, Morgan number two, is that it? Yep, I'm Morgan number two.

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the nurse was doing an early checkup and said, hey, you can't donate that day this day because your heart is skipping too many beats. And so the nurse is like, call the doctor. So he called the doctor, he went to urgent care. He got an EKG, which one of those heart tests. He received the news. He did a triple bypass surgery.

Oh my goodness. Immediately. Wow. He received surgery. It's done. He's healthy. He's in good spirits. And on Monday, he was reunited with the nurse who had no idea that her screening had

actually saved his life. Love it. The nurse didn't even know anything except I can't take your blood. And so this is kind of a double thing. One, it's for him. Because had he not been giving blood, he wouldn't have known that his heart was blocked up. Yeah.

And then two, had the nurse not been actually paying attention to things. He wouldn't have known that his heart was blocked up. So he goes in and now they have a newfound friendship and they see each other every eight weeks. So that is a pretty good story. You get blood? No, I have before, but no, not regularly. I have for like if I find out people need it. I know, me too.

Me too. It's in like if a friend or family something. Do you know your blood type? I don't. I don't either. Do you guys, is that a thing? Should we? I mean, we should know.

We've been told probably like 100 times. I know, but I don't know why I can't remember. I mean, it's not like it's that hard. I think mine's like Red 69. Yeah, that's it. Is that a blood type? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll think so.

Yellow five? Stick with that. That's not a, is that what's a mountain dude? Yes, that's in soft drinks. Oh. Anyway, I like that story. I just thought I'd share it. We should find out our blood type.

How do we do that? Yeah, I tried to text our, you know, our friend is our doctor. And I tried, I needed it for something. I just texted him at home. I'm like, you know my blood type? He was just like going to a database and figure it out. He never got back to me. So I don't know.

Give mine to. And if it's yellow, 69, you're going to be embarrassed. I don't know that he can give me your information. Oh, okay, all right. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day.

This story comes up from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Ashley showed up to work a little bit late. Her boss said, look, Ashley, we're going to have to let you go because you keep showing up late. Ashley goes, you think you're going to fire me, walks over to the pool table, grabs two billiard balls, throws one at the manager. Misses, throws the second one, and hits her right in the face. Wow. Ow! So police were called and she was arrested for assault and battery, and she lost her job.

Man, you can really hurt somebody with a pool ball. Those are hard. And you can throw those fast. Like, that's just the right weight. Yeah. Those are perfect for juggling and perfect for my bashing in faces. Wow. I'm just not somebody who gets angry like that.

Like, I don't understand the rage that comes out of people. Well, she was mad. She got fired. No, no, I get it. Oh. For no, I've never just been like, bruh. Have you ever seen me rage at all? No, no, no, no.

I know that's a thing with people, but for me, it is not a thing. I never get so upset that I lash out. Like, I always do this. Just going to my show. I'm not going to feel it. Some people probably, yeah, some people probably like, I don't see how people do that, how they just don't let their emotions out. But I got a lot of repressed stuff down there, Amy. I've been holding on to it for years.

I know, but you're getting to it sometimes, right? You've been digging. Have I? You went digging, yeah. And I mean, look at her picture. She doesn't look like a billiard thrower. She looks kind of like she could be attractive. Lunchbox is like, I'd date her.

She looks like she could kind of be attractive. Yeah. Yeah, she looks like one of those teachers hook up with a kid, and you're like, why? She could have had to be it. Yeah. All right. Across America.

Oh, yes, time for Amy versus Lunchbox. Amy, you'll get three questions at dudes, no. Yeah. Lunchbox, you get three questions at the ladies, no. I'm ready. And let's play the game. Amy, you're out first. Ready.

How many pins are in bowling? You've been bowling before? Yeah. How many pins, though, when you throw the ball in there, how many are the white pins are there? Gully. Oh, I mean, the first thing that popped in my head is 10. 10.

She says 10. Show me 10. Correct. Yes. My grandma managed a bowling alley. Thank you. Your grandma made, really? That's awesome.

Yeah, in Birmingham, Alabama, in Fairfield, actually. And it was quite dangerous part of town, but we still went there every day. And my grandma, she would just sit there and smoke cigarettes and play cars with their friends, and we got to eat all the snacks. And bowl all you wanted? Yeah. What luxury Italian car has a golden bull as a logo? Like a golden bull logo. the logo. What luxury Italian car?

Italian. Italian. I'm trying to think Italian. Is Lamborghini Italian? But is Lamborghini a bull or a horse? Porsche is a Lamborghini. Lamborghini like linguini. Like it's Italian, a Lamborghini. Is that Italian or is a baguadi? It's either baguadi or Lamborghini. I don't know. What is your answer? I guess what I'm going to go with Lamborghini because it sounds like a pasta dish.

Show me Lamborghini. What? Yes. Yes. Yeah, Amy. Okay. Feel good today. Lamborghini.

I didn't know Lamborghini. Me neither. I just knew it wasn't like, you know, Tesla. Ratatooie. Amy. What? Predator, Commando, and Total Recall are all movies starring what actor? Predator.

Oh, gosh, it's either Arnold Schwarzenegger or... Or Total Recall. Total Recall. Bruce Willis. It's Bruce Willis or... What did I say? Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'll be back.

Total Recall. I don't know. Are you drunk? Wow. No, I just really, total recall is not die, die hard, die hard total recall. No, it's, it's Terminator Total Recall. It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Show me Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What? I've never been three ever, ever. And you just kind of dug your weight through all of those. Wow. It's funny to hear how our brain works. Yes, asking a bunch of questions to no one. Now you all know all my secrets. Lunchbox.

Yep. You had three questions meant for the ladies. Yeah. Question number one. In yoga, crow and crane pose have you supported by what part of your body? If you're doing crow and crane pose, what part of your body is actually supporting you? Your foot. Your foot. Show me foot.

Oh, I'm sorry. Do you know? Like your elbow's an arm area. Whatever this is? Hands would have been the answer. Oh, well, yes. So you would have missed it to. Oh, I'm sorry. What?

Okay. Lunchbox, Waterfall, Fish Tail, and D. Dutch are types of what? Dances. No, I correct. Do you know that, Amy? What do you say? Waterfall, Fishtail, and Dutch are types of what? Oh, braids.

That's correct. And finally, Selena Gomez is the third most followed person on Instagram. What other female pop star has more followers than her? So Selena Gomez is $150 million. What other female pop star has more than her? Taylor Swift. No, it's Ariana Grande Would you know that?

Yeah, I was gonna, well, at first I went Kardashian-Ginner family, but they're not pop star. Right, so Ariana. Would you got that if I'd have it to you? Yeah, if I needed a minute. Well, you didn't have a minute. You have the winner anyway. There she is.

Yes. Amy with another victory this morning in Amy versus Lunchbox. Look at her. Can't stop. Oh, whoa. Oh, wow. Racing through my...

And I just can't contain. Wow. This feeling married. Oh wow. Sing it Amy. There she goes again. There she goes again. There she goes again.

There she goes again. Racing through my brain. There she goes again. And I just can't contain. We're all drunk. I mean, I used to fight this song and now I'm just embracing it. Like I used to want to get rid of it and now I'm just going to own it. Singing Amy.

There she goes. That she goes. All right, nice win. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it.

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Let's do it again. We're back March 2027 aboard the luxurious Celebrity Summit, departing from Tampa, heading to beautiful destinations, Key West, Bimini, and Cosmills. Country superstar Riley Green will also be performing live on board, along with Chris Young, Lauren Elena, and Randy Houser. It's all brought to you by Signature Cruise Experiences, the Gold Standard and Charter Cruises since 2001.

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And she talks to Lauren Aiken, who's Thomas Threat's wife, and it's pretty crazy because Lauren talks about how Thomas Rec confessed his love right after she broke up with her other boyfriend, her longtime boyfriend. They were just hanging. Listen to this clip. And then he was like, hey, I've got a time. tell you something. I was like, okay. And he was like, I've been in love with you since I was 15 years old. It's when he said that I was like, first of all, you've ruined our friendship. Like,

I can't, we can't be friends anymore. Way to go. Way to go. And second of all, absolutely not. If we were to ever date, if we were even going to try this out, it would just be rebound. Isn't that funny? Yeah. Wow. I didn't know that. I know. It's, listen, today after the show's over, check out the Get Real podcast with Caroline Hobby. Here, I'll play you. I'll play you. one more clip. This is Lauren Aiken's Thomas Rutt's wife said that right after he told her, I was like, I'm in love with you. He was like, all right, I'll kiss you and if you don't feel

anything, I'll drop it. He listened to this. He dared me to kiss him. Oh my gosh. And I was like, no. After he confessed his love? No, no, no. Yeah. And he was like, can you just try it just one time? And if you hate it, then we'll just leave it on. I'll never mention it again. We don't even have to be friends anymore. Like, we'll just drop it.

I was like, no. Absolutely not. That's funny. Maybe that's the move Ball or move I dare you Anyone I dare you I'd double dog dare you to kiss me

If you feel nothing We'll move on Speaking of She has like a million social media Like maybe more than that She has a million followers On social media You ever have someone on social media

You ever have someone on social media That you don't really know But you wish you did And you wish they were your friend Yeah Like personally Because we always feel like People are our friends

I do There are people I've never met in my life And I feel like that my friend just because I watch their life on social media. And I hope people feel that way about me, honestly. I hope that we put enough out there and we're entertaining that they feel that way. So around the room, if you can hang out with anyone from your social media, who would it be? Amy?

Reese Witherspoon. Oh, yeah, why? I mean, well, I just would like to cook with her and play with her little Frenchy bulldog, and we could go walk our dogs together and hang out, and she's inspiring to me. She has a French bulldog? Yeah, it's so cute, too. She may even have a couple of them. That's what I've been looking at.

Yeah. I'm telling you they are so cute. Well, here's been the issue so far. I'm looking to adopt one, but some of the rescues that have them, they're like four or five years old. Oh, you want to. Yeah, I want a puppy. So I haven't taken one yet. What is it?

The dog? Yeah. Yeah. I like Reese. But, I mean, she's someone that I've liked her really long time. And I get it. She's not the same person that she is in her movies, but. But she's on social media.

Right. So I see her side on social media and I'm down with it. Yeah. Yeah. What about you? I think mine is Ed from Bear Naked Ladies. Because I love Bear Naked Ladies. Who's Ed?

Who's Ed? Is he the singer? He's the rapper, but now he's the singer both because he kicked out the other guy. I love Bear Naked Ladies. And I love Hootie and they're going on tour together all summer. It's like I'm just going to sit there the whole time going, it's going to be awesome. But Ed, I was watching this clip of Ed because he's the rap guy.

Hold it now I make your hood wink Ed Robertson Yeah Yes So he was on You know he wrote the Big Bang Theory song Okay That bare naked ladies did

And it all started with a big bang bang You know This is Bear Naked Ladies And so this is him talking about how he wrote that song I think we're gonna find out At the end of that show That the secret to the magic Of the entire run

Was that 30 second theme song At the beginning of the show That's correct and it's going to be a hit single on the radio when the show ends because all the stations are going to add it. Yeah. He's so funny on there.

Those guys are so funny. One of my favorite bands. So I'd be friends with Ed from Bear Naked Ladies. You don't like that one, Lunchbox? Well, he just seemed kind of boring. I didn't think he was very funny there. You played a clip. I was like, and that's who you want to hang out with some guy.

I mean, there are so many more interesting people in the world than some guy, Ed, from a Bear Naked Ladies Band. You could go, John Mee. I kind of know John Mayer a little bit, though. I mean, there's so many models, like hotties. Oh, yeah. Good point. I mean, you're single, and you want to hang out with some dude named Ed. Yeah.

Like, it's just like, what is wrong with you? Like, come on. Who is yours? Oh, man, this is easy, dude. I mean, there's no question. Johnny bananas. Oh, yeah. Like, I mean, we are going to be.

So, wait, Johnny's a better name than Ed. You want to hang on a name Johnny? Some guy named Johnny. Like, Ed's, your criteria, Ed's far richer, far more famous. Oh, he is not more famous than bananas. Ed, from Bear Naked Ladies? Yeah, look him up. Look his social media.

What do you want? Ed. Ed, how many people does he have on social media? Probably 5,000? You can look at Berenaget Ladies. Okay. Because he had, I mean, Bar-Naked Ladies haven't been around in about 25 years. So no one, like, Morgan Number 2 probably never even heard of the Bear Naked Lady.

You've heard of Bear Noges, Morgan Number 2? Yeah, I have. There you go. 29,000 followers. That's it! 29,000? Who, Bar Nogel ladies. Oh, my goodness.

Get out of it. Bananas has like, 700,000. Get out of here with more famous. Social media matters. Oh, now it doesn't matter. Lionel Richie has 150,000 followers. Everyone knows who he is. Right. That's my point.

It doesn't... Yeah, older people do. I'm talking about the young crowd, and Johnny Bananas is popular with the young crowd. And if you look at his social media, he has so much fun. He's always at the beach, hanging out, relaxing. Do you think that I'm more famous than Johnny Bananas? No. I have way more Instagram followers than he does. According to your logic.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't think you're more famous than him. He, I mean, he is superstar. What's the Johnny Bananas versus me Instagram follower account? Can you look that up?

Yep. But you just said social media doesn't count. It doesn't count. That's my exact point that it doesn't count. He has 618,000. Boom. He has 618,000.

How many do I have? 9,000. No. 9,000. 9,000. 9169,000. That's crazy. I'm getting close to a million,

man. Dang, dude. So, okay. despite your logic and social only, I would be more known than Johnny Bananas. I don't know Johnny Bananas is except from you, but I'm not saying he's not famous. He is super famous. I'm sure he's a wonderful dude. He's awesome. And so yeah, I want to, that's who I want to be friends with. Eddie from social media, who would you be friends with?

Okay. Hear me out on this one. Okay. And I've met him before, but Billy Currington, he's my spirit animal. This dude, he just lives the beach life. That's what I want to be when I grow up. Except he's not grown up. Except you're older than him. Am I? I think so. Dude, he just like... Look him up.

Like even his friends and Hawaii, they're just chilling. Even his Instagram is Coconut Man or something. BC Coconut Man. Billy Kernan's 45, so he is older than you. Yeah, living the life. Snowboarding, surfing, playing sold-out shows. He's even hanging out with some dude at a bar just playing in his guitar. So Eddie picks...

Okay, so far, Amy Reese Witherspoon, me, Ed from Bear Naked Ladies, Lunchbox Johnny Bananas, Eddie Billy Currington. Morgan, number two. If you can hang out with anyone on social media, who would it be? It'd be Halsey, the pop artist. She is so unapologetically herself. She wears whatever she wants. She says whatever she wants. Like, I just feel like we'd be great friends.

You want to know something about her? One of my friends just produced a show that she was on, and he said about Halsey that she is the absolute, nicest pop star that he deals with. Oh, cool. Well, there you go. We were on an elevator with her once. You remember and she was wearing a yellow raincoat, like as an outfit, though? All I remember it was like, I'm pretty sure.

It was just weed central. It was like, oh, God. Somebody's smoking the river. I know. She's supposedly super nice and, like, easy to work with. I feel like we'd get along great. Everybody, good luck. Thank you.

Should this be a challenge so you can hang out with our person first? We still have Billy Kernan's number here somewhere, right? He left it for me. I think Eddie stole it. Yeah. My kids are obsessive. with that song right now, by the way. That's all the here.

Billy Cunnington came in the studio one day. And we were talking to episodes like, hey man, come to Hawaii, come stay with me, we'll hang out. And I'm like, wait, what? I'm not, first of all, I'm not going to Hawaii. Secondly, if I do, I'm not going to, hey, hey, Billy, it's Bobby. And he wrote it on a piece of paper. And he's a super nice guy. But, like, I would never take someone up on that offer.

Yeah, I think I might. Eddie from Bobby Bones. You gave this to Bobby, but I took it. That's funny, man. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo.

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to book your cabin. Topshelf countrycruise.com. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So heads up, if you are looking for a VRBO house, if you're coming to Nashville, you can now rent Reba McIntyre's former Tennessee house. It's like 30 minutes outside of Nashville. It can sleep 16 people. There's eight bedrooms, seven bathrooms.

It's going to run you $3,000 a night, though. Oh wow. For that kind of price, Reba better be there. No, but I mean... Play me a song. I'm sure. I'm sure it has Reba vibes. What's Fierrebo stand for? Vacation, rental, by owner. I've never done that. I always feel like Amy, because I see so many stories where people put cameras in those houses. Yeah.

That I'll be on camera. And I'm not even doing anything cool. Like, it's not even like I'm there with a bunch of, like, girls. They're, like, partying. I just know I'd be on camera picking my nose or something. Yeah. I mean, we use it. We do it either VRBO or Airbnb, like when we've gone to the beach twice, and we've done it and had a great experience. You don't feel like people are like having cameras in the toilets and stuff? I hope not. I don't know. I mean, I guess people do that in hotels too. No, I don't think so. Yeah, they do. All right. Aaron Andrews. Yeah, but that was a dude who put a people camera.

And he was specifically stalking her, huh? Yeah. Okay, so SAT scores will soon be accompanied by N. an adversity score, which takes into account a student's home life, community, and school system, and then colleges will be able to see that score. So it'll have, like, the actual score and then whatever they're calling this, the adversity score based on their upbringing. And you know how they really find it based on, like, crime rate in the town. Like, it's actual data.

It's not just a number that they assigned to someone because they go, oh, I feel bad for them. Yeah. But it is something, like, I came from a bad place. I think anyone from my town would have had a high score. Yeah. I mean, this was interesting to me based on how you grew up, and I was curious what your thoughts on this were. I think it's tricky. I mean, for me, I grew up when it, you know, I didn't go to the greatest school.

I didn't have a good education, but I went and I was able to seek out how to take those tests. Like, I chased it myself and ended up being really good. Yeah. But I don't know. I don't know. We'll have to see how it goes. It sounds on paper like it's a great plan. Right.

I don't know how people. It's just to give them a fuller picture of where this applicant is. coming from, like their background. Like, oh, maybe their score is not as high as high. Maybe here's why. Well, like, what would Ann Becky's kids be? Negative then? Have you scored even higher?

Yeah, what up? Another Ann Becky joke. Okay. It's not a joke. That's a real question. Like, if you're super rich and you have a great education, like, you get, you're negative? Yeah, I don't know. That's all.

All right, what else? Okay, so, like, less than half of us are now eating dinner at the dining room table. So the question is, I mean, back in the day, it used to be more common. And so it's like, where are we eating? You know, the couch, bedroom. So it's curious around the room like where we eat most of our meals. And, I mean, my family, I'll just start personally. Like, we eat at the bar area a lot.

But when we do sit down at our dining room table, I'm telling you, we have our best meals and, like, family time together. And our kids laugh. I mean, we need to do it more. I don't know why we don't because it's good for us. Well, I live alone and have no kids or no wife or girlfriend. or dog or I have so for me it's probably 50 50 50% at the bar like in my kitchen yeah or 50 in my bed I'll just take it and go I don't leave my bedroom very often so I'm 50 50 lunchbox oh it's 90% on the couch 10% standing up in the kitchen standing up in the kitchen yeah because you eat it

like you're in a hurry yeah because you got a baby now and he gets fussy and he's hungry so you're just trying to eat while you're trying to make him a bottle or whatever So you're just eating it as you're cooking it and you just eat it standing up. That makes sense. Interesting. All three different scenarios. Yep. All right.

There you go. Okay. I made me. That's my file. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me it's not been good. Stephanie lives in Bentonville, Arkansas.

She gets done at the gym. She grabs her water, grabs her ring out of the little cup holder, walks out to the car, puts it on top of the car, and drives off. Oh, we've all been there. Yeah. And she gets home and she's like, oh my gosh, she tells her husband, I lost my ring. I left my wedding ring on top of the car. Husband goes back, looks for it, can't find it. There's some construction workers nearby. He tells them what's going on. He leaves. An hour later, construction worker, finds it, gets a hold of John and returns the wedding ring.

Wow. Woo! He kept looking. He didn't give up. Lucky found it, and then good for him to give it back to him. That's good. That was tell me something good. Now looking at the menu this morning, coming up, Amy is Thinking about being a vigilante in her own neighborhood. We'll talk about that. And also I have a guitar game coming up,

which I'll play the guitar part of a song. You have to guess what the song is. Okay. Now, though, the morning corny as we go over to Amy. A morning corny. What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

He got a little behind. That is good. That's good. Yeah. That's a good one. That was the morning corny. It's a Bobby Bones show. So if I play this part of a song,

it's just a guitar part from all the small things. Yeah. Like taken from the recording, right? All the small beef. All right, I'll give you one more example. Can you name this one just a guitar part? Singina la. Hold on.

Hold on. All the... All the small things. No, no. Y'all threw me off. It's bigger than you. And you are not me. It's given.

Losing my religion. Okay. But you got it. Everybody's got it. That's like a mandolin guitar right there. Got it. All you're going to hear. I have five songs.

You guys, I take your pens out. Amy, Lunchbox, producer Eddie. I'll play you just a guitar part of the song. All you have to is name the song. Don't need the band. If you say the band and you're wrong, you miss it. It's trying to be cocky. So don't do that.

Song number one and action. Sound familiar, Amy? Yeah? Sound familiar at lunchbox? Yeah. Everybody in? No. That's all they do over and over?

Yeah, the whole song actually. Five seconds. I'm in for a man. Yeah, but more, ugh. You're gonna give it away. I don't care. I don't care. She doesn't care.

Five seconds, four. That's it. Alright, Amy, what is your answer? All right, there she got. I can't think of it. Lunchbox? That's ACDC, back to black. One, that's not the name of that ACDC song.

It's back in black, but it's also not that song. Eddie? That's a sweet child of mine. You had the melody, Amy. All right, song number two. Just from the guitar, okay? Here we go. Sound familiar?

Yeah. I'm in for the wind. Amy, your answer, please? Smells like teen spirit. I'm sorry. Lunchbox. That's Inter-Sand-Man by Metallica. That is correct.

Eddie. Enter Sandman. Wow, lunchbox. What's the name? Inter-Sand-Man? Yeah. Exit night. Like Enter.

Oh, Enter. Whatever it is. It's. I've to never, never wait. Wait, but it's exit light. Enter-night. Yeah, that's it. Light

All right Enter night Take my head Sing a lunchbox We're off to Never Never Land There he is Here we go Next one, name just by the guitar part

Amy You have no points by the way Thank you I'm in for the win Amy's got her head in her hand Because I know this But I don't I need more.

I need more than just the guitar part. Sing it. All right. Is this an ease my trouble mind? Sorry. Is that we already seen that? What you got? Yeah, five seconds.

Is in the sense of time. Hands of time. Time? Amy, your answer? Oh, I don't know. That's my answer. I don't know. Lunchbox.

That's Kryptonite, three doors down. Was that what I was thinking? You were so close, Amy. Oh. Shoot. Eddie? Cryptonite. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, get, go. You want another one? Yeah. Yeah. Come on, Amy. He's struggling. Oh.

All right. All that. Nogh. Sammy. Santa Ria? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Eddie?

Centeria. We sing the whole song. I just said the song, I don't practice centauria. I don't practice peaches. I don't practice eating peaches. I don't eat them in a can. But I didn't know that was the name of the song.

There we go. Ready. Who sings it? I don't practice centaria. I ain't got no crystal ball. If I had a million dollars, well, I'd spend it all if I could run my mother. All right. One more.

Who is that? Someone. Oh, Amy still in the game for her on lunchbox for the last place. Eddie, you got this running away. Well, give me a hard one. All right, last one. The guitar part. Yes.

Lunchbox? Bohemian Rhapsody Queen. Eddie? Bohemian Rhapsody. There you go. Eddie, you are the one here. You know, you didn't miss one, my friend. To be fair, you are a musician.

Yes. And one of them wasn't fair because we played with Three Doors Down. Why, I got that. That was easy. Okay. I like a lunchbox would go like band name too, even though he's going risky. No, when I know stuff, I know stuff. I just like to show off my knowledge.

ADCD. Backer Black. That's good. Nice job. Everybody. Good game. That's a fun game. That's a fun game.

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GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private Christian affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.

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Hope everybody had a good weekend between American Idol finale, Game of Thrones finale. I saw Avengers. I thought that was good. I thought it was real good, not great. But I saw Avengers. It was good. Amy, what about you?

What happened with you this weekend? Yeah, well, just quickly got to give a shout out to the nice police here in Nashville. Yet again, they made Stevenson's weekend. Like, we just stumbled upon them having, like, their helicopter and swat van out because there was some like Metro Nashville, like 5K or something. And they were so nice to Stevenson.

He got to sit in the helicopter. He got to get in the SWAT truck. You get to sit in the helicopter? Yes. I mean, obviously it was going to take off or anything. But yeah. And then climbing up in that big old SWAT truck and then they took pictures with him. And, of course, he's obsessed with policemen.

I mean, he's basically going to go on a cross-country tour visiting, like, all kinds of police stuff in state to state. Like, everyone is always so nice to him and I love it. Yeah, that's really cool. He's going to want to be a police officer. He wants to. Yeah. They're so cool to him all the time.

Exactly. And my husband's like, he's cool with that. He just wishes Stevenson would get. just as excited when he sees airline pilots, but he doesn't. Well, he sees more police officers than he does pilots. I know, but, you know, I think. I know your husband's the pilot. I know. He really, he's cool with him, like, being all about policemen because he loves it.

But at the same time, he's like, God, why doesn't he get excited like this about airplanes? Lunchbox that happened with you this weekend. I was driving to pick up dog food and my car reached a hundred and 99,000 miles. Wow. Look at this. Wow. The 05 Ultimate guys, there's been times that I thought it was dead and she was gone, but we've brought her back to life and we're at $199,000.

And now the next stop is 200,000 miles. That's amazing. It's impressive. How long are you going to run the car? Until it dies. I mean, she is going to be going until she dies. Until the wheels fall off until I take it into the repair shop and they're like, listen, it's going to cost you more than she's worth to fix.

But until that day, she's going to be going to be. going to keep going. Like right now it's making a gr-l-l-l-l-oh-yeah, it's pretty loud. It's a loud noise, but it takes a licking and it keeps on ticking, baby. This 100,000, almost there, almost $200,000. $199,000. Woo-woo!

Well, let me say this, it was a pretty cool weekend. For me, I'll mention this. We put tickets on sale to our Raging Idiots Tour on Friday and did oddly wonderful. There's still a lot of cities. You can come. Ragingidgets.com. That being said, we played a bunch of rooms to Amy

that I didn't know if we'd be able to sell. We played bigger rooms this time. Yeah. And I was really nervous. Like, I was really nervous because I'm going, because it's going to be a fun show. It's going to be like half comedy, half music. And I've done full stand-up,

and I've done full music with full band. But it's going to be Eddie and myself with two guitars, telling stories and jokes and playing songs, and Walker Burroughs for American Idol is going to play keys. And it's going to be half. So I didn't know if people would come.

But it was a really good weekend. And I can't wait. We're still riding the show, which is going to be fun. And then Jesus knows was the number one, song, but number one comedy track. Oh, wow. Last week.

There's a new episode of the Get Real podcast with Caroline Hobby. It's so interesting. She has Lauren Aiken's on, who's Thomas Rett's wife. And they talk about how they met, like five years old in kindergarten. But she talks about how Thomas Rett confessed his love for her right after she broke up with her longtime boyfriend that were hanging out on the front porch. Here. And then he was like, hey, I've got to tell you something.

I was like, okay. And he was like, I've been in love with. you since I was 15 years old. It's when he said that I was like, first of all, you've ruined our friendship. Like I can't, we can't be friends anymore. Way to go. Way to go. And second of all, absolutely not. If we were to ever date, if we were even going to try this out, it would just be rebound. There's another clip where she talks about how it was weird to make out with Thomas for the first time because they were such close friends forever. And here's that. He was such the friend zone. And I was just not. It grossed me out. Yeah. I think about it. Truly. Because I was like,

like brother and sister. And then when we kissed, I was like, when did I miss you growing up? Like, how did I miss that? But I totally did. Isn't that funny? That's funny. Yeah. So check out that episode of Get Real with Caroline Hobby, wherever you listen to your podcast. It's a really good podcast. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

Police responded to a medical call at this elderly couple's home and they took care of the situation. All was good. and when they were leaving, they realized that the wheelchair ramp at this couple's home was just not functioning great, wasn't working, wasn't safe. So they left, but went and got tools, came back and fixed the new, like the wheelchair ramp and made it usable for the couple again. So they went above and beyond. Yeah, that's cool, because that definitely wasn't something they had to do. No, not at all.

That's what it's all about, right? The humans's looking out for humans, man. That was tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. Thanks for hanging out with us. Pretty big night last night for me as the American Idol finale was.

Yeah. Pretty cool. It was big time. It was, I've never been at something like that that was such an event. So it's pretty cool. And I think this is me. I did a, you know, I would throw it to a reporter sometimes. Yeah.

I'm going to throw it to me last night at the end of the show. Okay. So here I am. I'm going to throw to me now who, this is me last night after American Idol ended. All right. Thank you, Bobby. It's me, Bobby. We were backstage right after American Idol, where Elaine is the new American Idol.

It was a crazy night. One, Matt Hannah from The Bachelorette, didn't know that she was the Bachelorette. And she was like, Bobby, and I was like, oh, and I didn't know what to say to her, because I didn't know if I knew her or not. It's one of those weird things. She was like, I listen to you all the time. So the Bachelorette from Alabama listens to the show. And so we talked for a long time. We sat together for a while.

She didn't tell me who won the show, but she was super nice. We followed each other on Instagram. I got to go and hang out of Wieser, little bit, but I felt cool, and I was watching our practice in the trailer, so I did not get a picture, but I did get him to sign an album acted like it was for someone else. A crazy night, Lane is your new American Idol. That's all. I'm actually in a bathroom right now because John Pardy's here, Dana Shay are here, Kane Brown was here. It was a crazy night, and so thanks to everybody for all the retweets and tweets, and I'm still holding out. I haven't seen Game of Thrones as

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And I'm not a big believer that because you disagree with someone politically, you have to hate them as a person. And so that being said, I saw someone at the airport who I just disagree with, one. 100% super famous political person. Super famous. I so disagree with them on just about everything that they say and stand for. That being said, I was like, I'm not going to be a hypocrite. I'm going to go up and start a conversation. And I did. Amy had the most delightful conversation. We talked for like 45 minutes. It was one and I'm not going to say who it was. Oh, yeah. I mean, I figured you probably wouldn't, but I mean, I want to know. Here's my point. People. My people listening right now. You disagree with a lot of

of people. As a matter of fact, the only person that you ever agree with all the time is yourself, right? That's it. Even people that are kind of like you don't agree with all the time. Even your best friends you fight with sometimes. I'm going to tell you, politically, I could not disagree more with this person. Love them. Set down, talked with them. Amy, I'm telling you, it was one of the best conversations I've had a long. We didn't even talk about politics. It was two human beings, just being humans. And so, let me tell you right now who it was. Yes. And yeah, I love that you have this story and they were able to share it because it's a perfect example of that because sometimes people don't get to meet the people that they probably think they hate on TV or whatever and they just have all these nasty thoughts.

But this is such a perfect example of like if you were to ever run into them and maybe talk to them or be a part of their... We're all humans. We are all human beings. Yes. And we don't have to let our political differences. There's a place for that. And that's when you go and vote and you go and you campaign for your people. You go out and you...

Amy, here it is. Can you see who it is? I can't. Okay, okay. I'm in California, Amy. I'm just trying to hold up to the screen. I'll text it to you. Text me.

Yeah. Anyway, it was awesome. Okay, yeah, I need to know. It was awesome. And then I'm going to be able to be like, oh, yeah. If Bobby could have a delightful conversation with this person, then yes. Because I'm saying... There's hope.

Very, very famous. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. This is really delightful?

Amy, the most... I mean, we had the greatest time. We talked music. We talked... All kinds of stuff. That's awesome. It was good. It was really good.

Love that. That being said, that's my only point. I mean, do you make a friendship? Is this someone like maybe when you get into politics, even though you'll disagree, he may have your back? Probably not. Okay. Probably not. But we had a great time hanging.

My only point was, as I was sitting there, I was thinking about it. I was like, I just wish people could see people they really thought they disagreed with about everything in life and just be humans with them. So that was all. It was great. I mean, we really took it for 45 minutes. Uh, that being said, I went, oh, by the way, people are animals, let me talk about, that's good, la la, people are animals at the movie theater. I went to the movies. I don't go often because this is too much, like grossness. And also, people have no idea how to be normal, how to be, uh, how to have manners.

Like, people are pulling up their phones and just texting in it right in the middle of a dark movie. Or, or on Instagram. I watch people pull up their phones, just look at Instagram during the Avengers. This is why movie theaters are dying because people don't want to leave their house. We can now get them on Netflix. We can now get them on Apple TV or Hulu. And then you go and people wouldn't stop talking. People wouldn't stop looking at Instagram.

If you're going to go to a movie, like shut everything down. You have to do it once. If it's an emergency, you know what? I guess I'm okay with that. But I see you pulling up and you're on LinkedIn. Checking for job prospects during the Avengers? Yeah. That was frustrating.

What else happened to me? I'm getting on the airplane flying out here And someone sneezed on me Well, what do you mean on you? On me? Like they didn't cover their nose? No, they sneezed behind me And they went and then I felt it go all over me

Oh, that's disgusting So I'm probably gonna die soon. I don't even know what, I didn't even look back to see who it was I couldn't look at them Because if they look sick, I probably feel I'm fighting that today I'm fighting a possible cold

Did the sneeze just happen upon them so quickly They couldn't like Put their eyes elbow up to their nose? Let me conclude my talk here with this. I found the political discussion wonderful. Disagree with him totally on politics. As a person

we talked for a long time, it was great. However, people in movie theaters, you've got to stop being animals. Two, cover your face. When you sneeze, take your arm and vampire sneeze and cough. Like Dracula. Yeah. Into your arm, into your elbow. Inside of your elbow. I'm done. These are some good tips, Bobby.

for coming to my talk. I was listening back to a show the other day, which I don't do a whole lot, but I was laughing out loud because Eddie and Lunchbox were arguing over who could read commercials the best. Of those two. Lunchbox is like, I'm a better reader than Eddie.

Yeah, for sure. And Eddie's like, I'm bad, but I'm better reader than Lunchbox today. Absolutely. So, Amy, I have a game that I'm going to make them do. Okay. So, da-da-da-da-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. All right, welcome to the first-ever read the commercial game.

Oh boy Where's my commercial I can't wait for people to hear this So I guess we'll flip a coin To see who goes first And the other one's gonna leave the room Because I don't want you guys messing with each other Oh, okay

I would never mess with them but yeah Okay, so lunchbox would like to call it Yeah Call it in the air Tails never fails Tails You are Heads

So Eddie you get to pick Do you want to go first or second I will go first You would go first Let's box you leave the room please Okay yeah yeah Do I get to see the commercial You will when you come back

Oh God Now Good luck, Eddie, don't choke. Yeah, thanks, lunch. Do we just want to give them both the same YMCA commercial? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. This is a commercial that Amy would do for the YMCA.

Okay. Ooh, I think I've heard this. Okay, here you go. All right. And you're going to have a 30-second read. Okay. And we're going to see how you do. And me, Amy, and Morgan number two, it'll be the judges.

All right. All right. Oh, my gosh. It's kind of long than I thought. It's a 30. Okay. All right, here you go. It is a 30-second time.

I'm ready. And do you want to see? the clock as it goes? No, no, no. Okay. Oh, because it's got to be exactly 30? Well, yeah, it's got to be close. Yeah, just hold it up, and I'll glance. All right, and go. Hey, it's Eddie, and if you're a YMCA member like me, you know the Y is a great place to connect

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Okay, here's the thing. He has time with exactly 30 seconds. Oh, wow. Good job. Did I mess up a few words, Amy? Well, I want to say he messed up a few words. He's a little janky at times, but I thought... Did the message come across?

Yeah. Let's go to the judges here. Amy, what would you give him? One through 10? Wow, I mean, I thought it was pretty good. I don't really feel like he messed up, messed up. Go ahead. A little rushed in the beginning, but you made it right on time, so I guess it worked out.

But it seemed like the beginning was fast, and then it slowed at the end. But, I mean, I think I'm probably going to the Y. I'm going to go check out this friend's deal that they have going on. I'm giving it an 8. She likes it. Wow, wow, an age. Okay. Morgan number 2.

I don't feel like I would go to the Y after that. I was really good. It was very well read, and it was great, but it didn't excite me, really. But I'll still give you a seven. A seven. Okay, that's good. Okay, so far, score 15. Thanks for clapping for me, Bones.

I'll just me and you. The only one, thank you. I have to give you a seven. Okay, that's good. I thought it was okay. It was live, live. I thought you kind of, he didn't stumble on words. You kind of lost your place with sentences

and where they should end and go. I felt that right in the middle, yeah. I give you a seven, so there you go. Okay. Good job. There's no way lunch gets through it. Your total score is. He's going to go brr.

Yeah, we're going to start over. That's what he does. Everything he misses out. Your total is 22. 22, baby. Now, it's a big deal that you hit 30 right on. Yeah, that's a huge deal. In fact, I was kind of surprised that you nailed the time.

That's big. Man, when I looked up at the clock, too, I lost my place. A score of 22. Eddie, do you have to leave when he comes in? 22. I do? Yeah, because you can't be... You got it.

Yeah. Bothering him. Because he'll cry by anything. So I'll leave him. All right, lunchbox, come on in? All right, lunchbox is now walking in. We're doing a commercial readoff because they were arguing over who is the worst at reading live commercials.

Lunchbox Day. And ladies gentlemen, welcome to the studio. Lunchbox, everything. Yeah. The man that met the legend in the building. Gosh, you guys were in here for like 45 minutes.

Take them that long to get through one read? No, we had to give our scores. Oh, I got you. I got you. So, Lunchbox, this will be your spot, same exact spot as Eddie. Yeah, yeah, let me see it. It'll be a 30.

It'll be for the YMCA. Oh, yeah. The YMCA. Right. Now, that being said, we'll have a timer up here. You can look up at any time of the timer. You'll be credited for how close you get to exactly 30 seconds

as well. Are you ready, lunchbox? Hold on. I got to read over the commercial. You don't just give it. When you do a commercial, Eddie just got it. It's a rip and read. Yes. It's like you grab it. Oh, rip and read. Are you ready? And here we go. 30 seconds begins. Now.

Hey, it's Lunchbox. If you're a YMCA member like me, you know the Y is a great place to connect with our community. Our children get to make new friends. Moms get to work out and take a much needed break. And we all benefit from discounts on the YMC programs like swim lessons, use sports and summer camp.

Plus the Y member referral program allows you to refer a friend, and both of you can save up to 20% every month. So Y members out there, join me and share the Y with your friends today. Boom, 29 seconds. Perfect. And with the Br-R-BOR-L-W. Okay, let's go to the judges now. Boom! Are you really booming that?

Are you booming that? Yeah, I have one mess up. It happens. Well, let's start with Morgan number two this time. Morgan number two. It was more energetic, and I did like it. But that mess up, I got a docket for that. I got to give you a six.

A six. All right, solid score. Solid score. I'll go next. I thought your energy was really good. Yeah. You had two messups, actually. Two?

Yeah, you had the blud. And at one point, you just called it the YMC. I don't think so. He did? He for sure did. Oh. And we can pull the tape if we need to. Yeah.

It doesn't matter. But you called it the YMC. Okay. And you are a second under. Yeah, it's fine. You'd rather be under than over because if you go over the spot break, it messes everything up. I'm very familiar. I do this for a living.

I do this a lot. Because Ray gets mad when you send them commercials that are over the 30 seconds, because I know someone that does that Amy all the time and he has to edit forever. Ray, why don't you talk to me about that? Do you talk to... Everybody's getting angry. Do you talk to lunchbox behind my back? So I was like, all right.

This is a game. Lunchbox. I give you a seven. What did you give Eddie? That's not part of it. No. You guys are just. just trying to hold me down. Whatever. Go ahead.

Hayters. I gave Eddie a seven and he didn't mess up and he hit it on time. Yeah, exactly. But he has no energy. He doesn't have fun with commercial. Wait, you're giving, what are you giving lunchbox? You're giving him the same? Eddie was a better reader. Lunchbox had more energy. I agree. Lunchbox definitely had the better energy.

Okay, but okay, go ahead. Amy. Well, I gave Andy an eight. Well, you don't have to say that for that. An eight? Wow. Go ahead. That's all right. Go ahead. But I'm giving you a seven. So seven and seven and six is 20.

Bring on Eddie. Let's go over the scores. Eddie, come on in. So Eddie won, but you guys are losers. There's no champ. Did you take that long to read? No. Oh, I thought he just finished.

You won. You won. Hey, guess what happened, Eddie? I knew it. I knew it. You can't do that on a live read. Lunchbox with a 20. Eddie with the 22.

Which makes Lunchbox the worst commercial reader in the land. Yeah, and he's been, guys, he's been doing this a lot longer than me. Eddie, they said you were terrible. No, no one said, I was melt. Yes, they said, you read like this. That much Foxx had more energy than you. Hey, it's Eddie, you're at the YMCA member like me. You know the Y is a great place.

He had more energy, but he messed up twice. Did you? Like, mess up, mess up. No, one time. And he was under by a second. Okay. And you were over. No, no, no.

No, Eddie was right on. Eddie was right on. Okay. But our winner. Yeah, come on. And next to last best at commercial review. Yeah. I had no chance.

You guys always want to hold me down. What? We both had a chance here. No, no, no, no. They weren't going to be honest, no matter what. We have biased judges here. But even on the live read, you did the br-woo-woo? It would be three mess-ups.

But my question is, if you're driving your car, who's commercial you're going to remember more? Mine or his. If you keep the bl-bl-bl-bl-l-l-l- I don't know. No, no. Honestly, mine is going to be in there because it's live. Exactly. But I'm not going to remember it's about the LIDOCA.

I'm going to think it's about blabler. No, you're all. Rewinding at Blockbuster. Be kind of rewind. Yeah. There we go. Congratulations. Thank you, buddy.

Shit. Bobby Boone too. All right, listen to this for a second, Amy. Tell me if you think I'm crazy or not. Because you know the first part of the story from off the air, but I'm going to be a bit vague. But one of my friends goes, hey, I'm going to set you up with somebody. And I go, okay, cool. I'm going to put you on a group text and introduce you.

Yeah. And I'm like, all right. So I get a text and it's me and my friend that I know. Oh, I already said she was from Bumble, didn't I? This part of the story I've said on the air. She's put somebody else on it. And that group texting is weird because what do you say? And you're like, hey.

So we move the text out of that text and we start talking a little bit. Well, then I find out there was her birthday. She's a known person. Known-ish, right? Yeah. You know who it is. Yes. I didn't know how old she was.

So I googled how old she was. And she's one great. Nothing even weird. Right? Totally. Like of age. Not of age legally, but like even of age for like me. Right.

Like there's no question. Right, right, right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

And so. Bobby's like she can drive. No, no. She's. regardless. I'm just kidding. Okay, carry on. Well, I'm trying to be careful about what I say. And when I Google her age, it says her birthday and it happened to be the next day. And I was like, holy, holy crap, her birthday. So the next day I I just text her, I said, hey, think it's your birthday. Happy birthday. And then I didn't hear

back. So was it weird that I had nothing back? Oh, was she weirded out that you knew it was her birthday? I don't know. Because that obviously means I googled her, which I did. Right, but I mean, and I would say that. That's normal. Is it weird? Hmm. Still nothing?

Yeah, it was weird. Yeah, I don't know. Or she went somewhere for her birthday. No, that's just not true. That doesn't happen. What? Sometimes people disconnect. Yeah.

Not for like two days. Camping. Maybe you should just be like, oh, I guess you went camping for your birthday, so still waiting to your back. Hold on. Let me see if I got a text back. I don't think I did. If she did, and you haven't replied, now she's wondering why you happen.

Here it is. Okay, I did. Okay, this is what happened. I said, hey, it's your birthday, happy birthday. And I did get a text back. I said, hey, thanks. And then what I did was the next day, I was like, hey, I just sent a text and asked a question.

But then she never responded for like two days. Oh. That's what it was. So I wondered if she thought that was weird. That's what it was. Yeah, maybe she was, yeah. Was she weirded out that I knew was her birthday? Yeah.

I mean, I feel like you have a good explanation as to why you knew. Totally normal for you to Google her to find out how old she is. And then it's not your fault that Google is like, hey, this is her birthday. Yeah. Anyway, there went that, huh? Yeah, it was a good while it lasted. It didn't even last. I mean, maybe you could check in with your mutual connection and be like, hey, is.

I'm not trying to press anything. Okay. Yeah. Just let it be. I'm just living my life. I'll let you know if anything comes back. Yeah. If it's meant to be, it'll be.

You know what? Wise people said that. Any advice on that? Just let it chill? Yeah, I would let it chill, for sure. Like, she's obviously, if you all group texted and moved to your own personal text, like, she knows you exist. Yeah.

She hasn't forgotten about you. I would just let her come back around. Yeah. And if she doesn't, she doesn't. Her loss, right? Right. Totally. Probably her gain by avoiding whatever train wreck I am.

That's it. All right. That's my story. Morgan number two, anything you want to add? She's older than Morgan number two. Morgan number two is 25. 26. How old are you again? 25? I'm 25. Okay, she's older than Morgan number two.

What do you think about that situation, Morgan number two? The whole texting thing bothers me. If somebody can't text you back quickly, to me it shows they're not interested because everybody's on their phone. I am all the time. I miss texts a lot, though. I do. What do you mean? How do you miss a text?

I don't know. Even from people that I like text with. like a lot like I'll be like oh shoot how did I miss that I mean even my husband so you miss a text from your husband yes I don't I don't like I don't keep a red dot I don't pick and choose who I miss text from it just happens I'm not I've never heard of anyone missing a text in my life oh I mean not yeah how many red dots do you have open on your text on your text how many red dots does say 177 that's so crazy it happens if you or me what would you do we had a delightful conversation and then I'd never heard back after that birthday day.

I think you have to wait to see if she makes a move because to me like it really is saying she's uninterested or she doesn't care enough to put in the time to do it. Or is she like, he didn't even get me anything for my birthday. I did. I mean, I only text met her the night before. Still, it's enough time to send her. I'm so embarrassed by this. Some cake.

I'm so embarrassed. Yeah. But it's okay. I'm glad you're being open and vulnerable about it. People can probably relate. There's somebody listening right now that literally hasn't gotten a text back from somebody, and now you're letting them know, they're not alone. Well, it sucks on people who don't like you back.

I know, but it happens to all of us. All right, I'll keep you updated. The Bobby Bone Show. I was watching Lauren Elena's Insta story over the weekend, and she was on an airplane, and she had in some headphones, but it was like the earbuds, and they had that little rubber cap on the earbud, you know, a little rubber piece? Yeah.

And so I guess she had them in, and she pulled them out, and one of them stuck inside of her ear, that little rubber thing. thing and she couldn't get it out of her ear. And so her whole insta story is this dude sitting next to her on a plane that she didn't know is trying to dig it out of her ear. Oh. I wish that would happen to her. I'm laughing so hard.

It's not up anymore. Maybe she saved it and she can put it up. And it was like eight stories of them trying everything. They put a pin in her ear. Then eventually one of her bandmates comes up and they find tweezers. And they're, as this flight's in the air, they take the, and they finally remove it from deep in her ear canal. That little bitty rubber thing that goes over like an earpiece.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. That's scary. Her story is funny. Yeah. She's funny. Lauren Elaine is funny.

That's it. You good? Yeah. You? I'm good. I'm about to leave here and fly back home, which I'm very excited to do. Last night was the finale of American Idol. And now I come home forever.

The end. It's done. Yeah. The end. Until next time. Well, I don't know that I'm coming back. They haven't said I'm coming back yet. Well, they, I literally don't know.

Like, I signed a two-year deal, but it's a one-year deal and they have the option for the second year. So they may, I don't know what they're doing. I haven't been told I'm coming back yet, which I said a couple weeks ago or even last week. Like, they have me if they want me. It's not one of those where I can renegotiated deal. But, yeah, I don't know if I'm coming back or not. So I shall wait and see. It's like you're being benched.

You're on the bench. What's that dating relationship called where they bench you? Well, everybody's on the bench right now because they haven't announced anything yet, I don't think. Yeah. Like, they're negotiating with everybody. And so I'm the last one. I'm the fifth, the five. Yeah.

So we'll take care of the others first, then get to you. For sure, for sure. But I come back today and I'm super excited to come back. And just, I've had a great time on Idol. I'm ready to just be home for at least a week at a time. Do you have some, like, post-Idle meal now? Because you know you're not going to have to be on TV for a little bit. I know, but here's the thing.

I'm glad you brought that up. Why? I have so many clothes that I got from Idol that are a certain size. And if I have like a few post-bad meals, I can't fit them anymore. Oh. Wow. It just takes that. It just takes that a few meals.

And they don't fit anymore. Kind of, yeah. That's kind of a rough spot to be in. Super bloated. Like you just like blow out. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Every month. Welcome to. Yeah. If you were a girl, you would know. Like, if I have one dessert, I feel like I've put on eight pounds. Wow. I know.

But, yeah. I got a couple announcements that I've coming up about some show stuff I'm doing. But anyway, I'm flying back home. I'm excited to be home, the end, and I get on an airplane. You know, it'll be fun coming home to the parade. It'll be fun. Everybody waiting for me. Oh, yes, yes.

That's what we're doing today. We'll be welcoming you. Yeah, okay. What's up with you? I mean, just a normal day for us, except for, I do get to pick my, I don't always get to pick my kids up from school, and I'll be doing that today. They love it when I get to pick them up, so that'll be fun. And then I don't know what we're going to go do.

Maybe I'll take them to go do something fun because I'm cool. Lunchbox? Ooh, I got to get that yard mode. The grass is getting kind of tall, been raining a little bit off and on. It's supposed to rain later this week, so you got to get it mowed so it's fresh with the rain. Yeah, well, there you have it. We're such adults. Kids and yards.

Yeah, and don't forget the Bacheloretts tonight. folks. Oh, yeah. I've got girlfriends that are totally into that right now. They have like group text flying. I'm like, should I join in on this? Because I feel like I'm missing out. You aren't missing out. I don't have a comment. Okay. Bobby can't comment

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