The Bobby Bones Show - Amy Wrecked A Client’s Car + Would You Take A Picture With ...? + Before They Were Famous Game

Episode Date: August 26, 2020

Amy wrecked a client’s car that she was given to drive around. We investigate and share details of the wreck. Bobby has a list of ‘cancelled’ celebrities and we debate if we’d take a picture with them or not. Plus, we play a round of the “Before They Were Famous” to try and identify country artists performing before they had record deals! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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so we're not going to do a big post show. But I will do this here. This is Amy and I before the show. Otherwise, enjoy today's show. Thank you guys. Very short one. I got to protect my voice, though. Here you go.

So here's a clip of Amy not being able to read a liner before the show started. We get a whole pack of liners. I'm losing my voice a little bit. So I said, Amy, read this. And this is for our Portland State. and I just wanted to be here what we got through. Okay, to be fair,

Ws are hard for me. Sometimes Ws and ours, I have like a speech thing. It's a thing. What was the guy's name you were trying to say? Dyer. Danny Dwyer. Dyer.

I just did it. I can do it and it's drier. It's not. You're not even saying it right. Okay. Here is the club from before we started the show. Horns up, Bull Nation.

It's Amy from the Bobby Bone Show. Thanks for riding home with our buddy. Horns up, Bull Nation. It's Amy from the Bobby Bone Show. thanks for riding home with our buddy Danny Dreyer Dwyer How do we say his name?

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On 987, the Bull, number one for New Country. You gotta do it again. You have to make it sound like a real sentence. It's like you were doing it in section. Dwyer. I was. I have to pause. Horns up, Bull Nation.

It's Amy from the Bobby Bone Show. Thanks for riding home with our buddy, Danny Dwyer on 987. Dwyer. Dwyer. That's what I'm saying. Dwyer. Dwyer.

Horns up, Bull Nation. It's Amy from the Bobby Bone Show. Thanks for writing home with our buddy, Danny Dreyer. Dwyer. Dwyer. That's what I said. It is not what you said. Dwyer.

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HELP, betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Betterhelp.com slash Bobby. Hey, guys. Welcome to Wednesday show. Morning, Sudia. Morning. I had to do the allergy count this morning and check. I'm just hurting. where I can feel my voice starting to go a little bit,

which stinks because then it's gone for a few days. So I'm just fighting it right now. I would be convinced I had corona if it wasn't. I took a test yesterday and got the results this morning too. So negative. Good. Eddie was over at the house last night, so I thought I might have gotten to there too. Like what?

I worry a little bit that if any of you guys get sick from here on out, it's you. Oh, for sure. I'm going to be pointed my way. I've already thought of that. What did y'all do? Did you get close to him? Did he...

We just, yeah, hit some golf balls. What if we did we lick each other? No? Lick anything. Oh, I mean... I don't know. I just picture you being there. Did I all share clubs? No.

No, I'm left-handed. It's a curse. It's a blessing and a curse. Mostly a curse. So I'm here. The psychology thing going. I tell you last night, I also did interview with Tracy Lawrence,

which is going to be on my music podcast on Friday. It's called the Bobbycast. Best Tracy Lawrence song ever. Because he has so many great ones. Lunchbox? Oh, time marches on. Time March is on. Eddie?

Texas tornado. Oh. Oh. Come on. Texas tornado. Oh. Amy? Amy of Birmingham.

Yeah, that's good one. We talked about this. Wasn't a number one. He was like, biggest song of his career was only a number four. Yeah. But I started talking with them, and you can subscribe to the Bobbycast and hear it when it comes out Friday. But I started talking with them when we started going through songs. But like, we were talking about.

talking about alibis, his second single. Oh, that's a good one. And I was like, I forgot how good this song was. Oh, guys and lion eyes and all the bet. Oh, man, y'all, I just got transported. That's what I told about that song, too. Yeah. I said the same thing. Uh, find out who your friends are. Yeah. Was a jam. One of his later hits, but still. Find out who your friends are. Somebody's going to drop. Oh, how about if the good die young. Oh, come on. die young how I live on

cause you're gonna live forever with the good die young Come on, yeah dude Oh Mm-hmm So many And I'm lucky enough to know Tracy A little bit now

We're doing the grandol opera together And just seeing him around town But just playing Like can't break it to my I just can't break it to my heart Oh yeah Yeah Just can't break it to my heart

Like I'm going to go home now and make a playlist. And play, because I guess when it inspired me, I'll listen to Paymea Birmingham. Because I have a playlist that's mostly 90s and early 2000s country. Some late 80s, 90s, early 2000s. And Pay Me a Birmingham comes on. And in the chorus, there's a double chorus. So if it goes, Pay me Birmingham, but then it loops into a second one and it goes, pay me a key change.

And that's what, hearing that, I tweeted him, he responded, then I got him on. Oh, nice. Stars over Texas, wasn't a number one. Let's see. But see if you know this one. You do know it. And there's stars over Texas.

I know. So. I mean, there's more. Yeah. A better man, better off. A better man, better off. Today's lonely full. Oh my gosh.

I love that song. Yesterday you're jealous man. What do you want to hear again? Better Man, Better Off? Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Here's Better Man, Better Off. again.

I'll be a better man, better. Oh. There's not really words there. His first hit, though, was what? It says the number one, but his first song. No. Sticks and Stones, 1991. Oh, good.

Stone. Ain't all that makes a phone. They don't love girl wrong. I'm so stupid. I come on there and I'm like, well, I got to talk a little less today. And we go into a five-minute singing segment. We can do that. singing songs.

Well, I wanted to kind of walk down memory lane with that and then tell you on Friday, Tracy Lawrence will be on my Bobby. Nice. It's fun, a lot of fun. On Friday on this show, Colin Ray will be in here playing. Gosh, what a week. Yeah. Where does Tracy lives? You live here? Every year he does a huge thing of Thanksgiving.

Is that a turkey fry? Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's just a really, guy gives back a whole line. Put a challenge out to a lot of the local restaurants where our show is. If you will name something, after me. I will promote it on this show. You know, there's a, I bring it up because there's a place in Springfield, Missouri, who has, you know, tell me something, Gouda, Bobby Bones.

There's just random things, and we've talked about them on the air. But, yeah, we have some names here. There's the Bobby Boneless Wings. That's cute. The Bobby's a weird dough, thin crust pizza. Bobby and Amy's Friendships. and salsa. Stop.

No way. I'm throwing out some names here. Amy thought these were all names. Oh, I was like, stop it. I'm throwing out names for people to name. Oh, okay. Then we can help their business too. This is a time where business are struggling.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, hey, let's go. Let's do this. We'll help you out. There's the Bobby L.T. The BLT. Got it. Fight grind, re pizza.

Is that a fight grind repeat? The Friday morning, the F-R-Y. Friday morning dance party. The flaming raging idiots hot wings. That's cute Um Amy back ribs Uh

Eddie's Corona crab cakes Oh I don't think you'll celebrate me Well If you name something after me I'm happy to help your business It just makes sense You know

And tag us Show us the menu I think that would be fun The morning corny call But the thing about the show It's got to be something about me Or the show Because if you just do something

generic Like the morning corny Nobody's gonna know Yeah I know Sorry, I was just thinking about... We'll spitball after this bit. Because corn is in the corny, whatever. Okay.

That's good though. Have you seen the loaded tea advertisements on Instagram? No. There is this, it's one of these trendy, you know, you can buy this tea and people are selling it on Instagram. It promises weight loss, health, and happiness. Wow, that's a lot for a tea. If you look for loaded tea, there's all kinds of stuff, but they say that there's so much caffeine. in this that if you drink too much, it could put you in the emergency room.

Oh, okay. That's a nice warning. Wendy Bazillion said it's the dose that's the poison. Too much of something may have some positive effect, like caffeine in normal levels, but it may become dangerous at high levels. So do you ever do caffeine stuff? Yeah, I drink lattes, so I do espresso shots or I have green tea, which is caffeine. Well, just a heads up.

If you do see this, be careful. I'll steer clear. Not you, like our listeners. Oh, okay. Do you ever get messages going, hey, we'd like for you to advertise for? Mm-hmm. Yeah. And do you ever do it?

No. What do they offer you? I mean, I could tell you I get emails a lot, even from, like, people that I guess that's their job. To, yeah. To, like, market Instagram things. To make a post if they're like, hey, we want you to do loaded tea. What would they offer you for a post? I have been offered for a tea thing.

Yeah? Go ahead. But I said no. Another liquid vitamin thing just the other day. Do you want to tell us the money? I don't think so. Write it down. I mean.

This is how much they offer. I mean, this was for one story, for some magic. Just one story. Some magic tea. Okay. That like I don't believe in. So you didn't do it. So I didn't do it.

Okay, she's writing her answer down. One story. Actually, this was two stories. This one in particular. Okay. Two stories. She's writing it down. I think with a swipe up.

Wow. Wow. And you turn that down? Yeah, because I. You see it? How much? No, that's it. He didn't see it.

But listen, that's what, I think our listeners trust us because we would only... Yeah, because you didn't take the f***es or some random number that maybe you didn't write down. Yeah. That's crazy. What, no, that I can, like, what would be really hard is if it's a product... No, it's more than that. Oh, I missed reading.

You guys saw it backward. That was the point. Good for you. I think that why our listeners trust us is we only talk about stuff that we have. actually use or we want them, if they're spending their money on it, I want them to like it. Because we like it. And the minute we lose that trust, I don't, you know, that's not worth it to me. Unless something comes up and I got some bills to pay. So we played this game and listeners loved it. So we'll put another one together. I'll play you

a clip of a country artist singing before they got famous. See if you can identify the artist. Okay, write it down, guys. This artist is. It's 14 years old in this clip, a freshman of high school. She's at what appears to be a talent show. Singing a broken wing by Martina McBride. Well, also a thing to do would be you're already in, everybody. But think about at 14 and that song, you kind of know how old the person is. Nope.

Yeah, now still not helping. Okay. I'm in. I'm wrong. Amy? Carrie Underwood. Lunchpikes? It's Carrie Underwood.

Eddie? Well, I'm wrong too. Carrie Underwood. It's Carrie Underwood. Oh! It's a little pitchy, huh? All right. Well, she's also 14.

I know. A little crack. This is the artist's first TV appearance in 1978 before he was famous. Context clues, guys. 1978 before he was famous. Eddie's already in. That's a tough one. Turn it up.

Turn it up. Turn it up. Hear the words Congratulations That's tough And I know it Yeah You think

Yeah I wouldn't have That one this early In the game Everybody in? Yeah Amy George Strait

No What Is that who you had? Yeah It's George No Oh by far guys Lunchbox can win this

If he All he has to do Is get it right For the win Lunchbox George Strait No it's not It's Randy Travis

There are Wow Free wooden crosses on the right side. Hey, man, I'm sorry, zord straight. Good to fold me. You're all still in. Here's an artist playing an original song back in 2006. Before he was famous, the song's called Full Me Again.

Then I can make honey that he owes still mine. If you missed this, leave the room. Get out of here. Just go, quit the show. Lunchbox? That's Chris Stapleton. Amy? Chris Stapleton.

Eddie? Chris Stapleton. tonight. All right, here is the artist playing a show called Winner Starmaker in 1990. Okay? Winner Starmaker, 1990. Who is this? I left the office in a flash on Friday through my suit in the car.

Cash my paycheck and headed for the country. Can bat underneath the stars. I drove a Saturday and riding to the evening until they were a normal city lights. Like, three seconds. Those broken lines are getting blaring through my windscreen. All right. Lunchbox? Gary LaVox.

Incorrect. Amy. Keith Urban. Correct. Eddie. Keith Urban. Correct. Two remain.

We'll just speed around on this one. All right. All you have to just buzz in with your name if you know it. Okay, guys? This artist is playing a local TV station. Three years before his debut album, he's singing the George Strait song. Nobody in his right mind would have left.

her. Eddie. Eddie. Wait, what? Scottie McCurry. Incorrect. Amy, keep listening. Nail it for the win. What year? It doesn't say. Dang, I know it. Yeah, go ahead, Amy. I need to guess. No. Josh Turner. Garth Brooks. I almost guessed that because I was like, why would you do that? He loves George.

Garth Brooks. One more song, speed around. Here is an artist covering Tim McGraw on his YouTube channel five years ago. Same old boy, same sweet girl. Amy. Kane Brown. Correct. Nice job. Feel good?

Yeah. All right. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to,

move at the speed of relevance, with practical skills, career readiness, and opportunity for every learner. GCU believes education shouldn't be a privilege, but an affordable path forward for all. Grounded in Christian truth, GCU works to empower the next generation to lead with integrity, serve with purpose, and help transform their communities, building a future that matters. GCU is purpose-driven education. Take action. Find your purpose at GCU, private Christian affordable nonprofit. Visit gCU.edu to learn more. Make every day Phil Epic in the all-new Hyundai Palisade hybrid.

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That's get sunday.com. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan number two's 32nd Skinny. Chris Stapleton is teasing new music on his social media. He deleted all of the pictures off his Instagram page and shared a video with the date of November 13th, 2020, plus some small text as his profile picture that says, Starting Over by Chris Stapleton.

Thomas Wrette shared a song on Instagram that he wrote with Morgan. Wallen. If every nightstand had a Bible, every front porch had a swing. If every backyard had a garden, every front door had a screen. It may be this crazy world would straighten up and slow on down. If every town had a memo's house. Tim McGraw isn't planning on retiring anytime soon. I don't know that there's a marker that I have. I don't foresee myself doing it forever, for sure. But right now, I mean, gosh, our youngest daughter is going away to college, knock a wood, hopefully, in the fall, not that I want her to, but for her to be able to go to college and have that experience. It seems like a good time to support more.

You know, three kids out on her own, my wife's hanging out with me. I'm looking forward to working for the foreseeable future anyway. I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. This is a really cool milestone.

A 95-year-old man. reaches 100,000 miles in bicycling. Oh, that's a lot. He's also 95 and still riding a bike. That's amazing itself. Even if it was one mile, that would be amazing. But back in 1991, his name is Bob. He retired from his job, and he just started riding his bike.

He liked it so much, he said, well, let's see what I can do. So he set the goal at 100,000 miles, and after 28 years, he reached the goal. The 95-year-old World War II veteran just celebrated his 100,000 miles and was cheered on by dozens of his neighbors in Santa Maria, California. He riots nearly every day. It's going to be 96 next month. And now he says his new goal is to, well, stay alive for a while. Yeah, there you go.

That's a great story. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me something good. Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes up to us from Hollywood, Florida. Police busted a ring of guys that were breaking into houses, stealing stuff.

They stole $150,000 in cash, AK-47s. All sorts of jewelry. Made it easy because all three guys had ankle braces. it's on from probation. And they didn't cut them before they... No, they were breaking into the houses and they had their ankle monitors on all three of them. I wonder what they're thinking.

Because they know... It has GPS on it. I don't think they're so dumb to not know the GPS ankle monitors monitoring them. One of them, maybe, but all three together? I mean, they are 18, 19, and 21, so maybe... Maybe nobody told them. You mean you're still super idiot?

You are pretty dumb at 18 years old. All right. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. On right now, Jason and San Antonio. Jason, what's up? How are you? Good. How are you doing? Hey, I'm pretty good. What do you have on your mind? So my girlfriend's building the house, and she wants to have a housewarming party, and she wants to do a housewarming party registry.

And I told her that I thought that was bad taste. It's not a wedding. It's not a baby shower. She disagrees with me, and she doesn't know why I feel like it's bad taste. So that's kind of where I'm at. Well, she is going to throw a party, right? I mean, if it's a housewarming party, don't you kind of have to have food and stuff out too, maybe? Yeah, but how do we throw parties like that these days? I didn't think about Corona. People have to have their individual little.

Okay, but let's talk about this a non-corona time. Okay. I think this is just a general question. Sure. Like housewarming parties, yay or nay. Now, I've never had one, but if someone said I'm having a housewarming party, there's a registry, I don't think I would think anything weird about it. Because here's the thing, if you go to someone's house,

you're expected to bring something anyway. and when you have to figure out what yourself to bring, it's always stupid. It's always some kind of wine that no one's ever going to drink. So why not just go ahead and get something good that they're going to like it? I feel like that actually makes it easier. The registry takes the burden off me.

Because, I mean, I don't know. This is me every time. I don't know what it takes to people's house. It's okay, man. It's okay. So you know what I did last time? The last time somebody invited me over. I grabbed the thing of almond milk that had been unopened from the fridge

and took it over and gave it to them. Okay. That's nice. And I was like, yeah, I bought you some almond milk. And then I got the, here's the, and there's a twist. Then I got back home. And Caitlin goes, hey, we have a new thing, almond milk in the fridge. I hadn't been opened yet.

She, I thought you took that one. Apparently I took the one that already been open and have drank. You're no worse. So I'm on the side of, I don't mind a house swimming party. Nobody has to come. Nobody has to buy anything. I don't think it's bad taste. The only thing that I would say, if you're throwing the party, have a little something there.

A little food, a little something for people to come over to do. Like, you know, there's some money in that party. What do you think? I am with you on the fact that it does make it easier on those that are attending, and I would appreciate that. I would normally, though, just do a gift card. That keeps it simple. Like if someone has moved somewhere, then a gift card to target bed, bath, and beyond, or something like that is so easy. So that's, that solves the problem right there.

For me personally, I would not feel comfortable putting up a housewarming registry, but I'm not going to hate anybody for doing it. But I wouldn't do it. But if you put a registry up, that eliminates a registry. the need for a gift card. I understand. And it's mailed right to you. You don't even have to go to the store or get online and buy it and log on. I agree. But I'm just saying an easy thing to take to housewarming party so you don't have to take almond milk is a gift card. No. I'm not buying a gift card taking in an envelope. Why? It's weird. What? In a card? I think I gave Morgan number two a gift card when she moved into her house.

Me too, but she didn't have a party. She was going to. Yeah, but I didn't go to her house. I send her online. Gift cards are fine online. I'm not going to walk up somebody hand him an envelope. Hey, here you're going to do. Congratulations. I feel like it's a drug deal or something.

Oh. Okay, here's where we stand, Jason. You're wrong. She's right. Actually, no. Jason, I'm with you. I would feel uncomfortable. But that wasn't the question.

No, because he's part of this too. If she puts that out there, he is someone, he's putting it out there too. And I would find it uncomfortable. Throw the party. Ask for the guests. People don't have to get you gifts. They're going to want to come over eventually anyway.

They're going to feel weird but having to bring something. Let him get you a towel, you know? Okay. Have the party. Register away. And Jason, what I've learned, do you live with your girlfriend? Not yet.

Okay, well, I live with mine now. And let me tell you, this is what I've learned. You just kind of pick your battles. She has to pick them with me. I have to pick them with her. I don't think this is one you want to invest a whole lot of yourself, a whole lot of you putting your foot down and going, this is not for me. And I have to pick him with Bobby.

He's right. Just go with the way he's saying. Well, she's going to do what she wants to do regardless, and I already told her to do that. I just wanted another opinion on if I was wrong in the matter. Well, it doesn't make Amy and I feel super comfortable, but we're both okay with it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, there's Jason at San Antonio. Hey, hold on. Don't hang up. I got something for you. I got a $100 Walmart gift card for you. You can buy her some house stuff. Yeah, give it to your girlfriend at the party.

And a mug, a Walmart photo gift. And this photo gift is a mug. It's a tall mug with my face on it. Oh, a mug of your mug. A mug of my mug. You've done better. Walmart photo invites you to stay connected. to the ones you love by making beautiful prints, photo books, and wall art, all from your favorite

photos taken during your time spending home. Well, there you go. We had a good conversation here. Jason, stay on the phone. We'll get you this gift card. And thanks for listening to bud. All right, there he is. He didn't say you're welcome. You're welcome. Take it back. You've been following that asteroid that's going to crash into us? No. So there's an asteroid. It is predicted to come close to Earth on November 2nd the day before the presidential vote. The chances of it hitting us, and usually it's like 1 in 73,000. The chances of it hitting us is 1 in 240.

Of course. That's so 2020. 240,000? No, 240 straight up. Oh my. Okay. Oh, wow. Bring it. What's the plan? What are we going to do? Hopefully it does. Just call it a day. Could it hit on November 2nd? This has been a really awful year. Yeah.

So, yeah. But you have a situation. seen that at all? I guess I've been following the wrong things. You only get one vice. What do you pick? If you just want, I'm going sugar. And if I only get one, I'm good with everything else. Oh, sugar's such a good one. I'm holding on to sugar. Like you get one vice. What is it? Oh, as much coffee as I want. Okay. Coffee's a vice for you. Oh, for me, I have to limit myself to one a day. Once I go beyond that, it's bad. So I'm bad for me. I just don't feel great.

But I mean, if I could just do whatever I wanted. Eddie, one vice. Beer, dude, easy. Beer, all the beer in the world. Oh. When Eddie came up to my house last night, he brought beer. But I don't drink. He just brought it for him and drank it.

Yeah, it was a small little cooler. He showed up with a cooler. And Caitlin's like, what did you bring? And neither Caitlin or I drink. There were only two beers in there, too, because it's a weeknight. Well, that's nice. He was like, what's for me? Because there's only two.

But he didn't even put me like a drink in there. Like a gatorade. You know, if we ever like go play golf, sometimes I'll do two, three beers for me and then like a gatorade and a red bull for Bobby or something. But I was only going to be there for like an hour and a half. Yeah, but you brought you two and brought me none and it was at my house. Do you drink every day? No, I mean, I would probably drink about three times a week. Is that a lot?

Amy? No, I don't think so. I was having this exact conversation with some friends because I thought it was weird to drink every day. There's been times in my life where I have. had a drink every single day and then I have to pause and evaluate and step back and stop doing it. But then I was talking to some friends and they were like, I know that's normal for us. Me and my husband, every night we have a cocktail every day. I was like, is this like a 2020 thing?

I would love that. I just know I would have 10 cocktails every night. Right. Well, your circumstances are different. You don't know. I think. So fun. 10 cocktails on night.

That wasn't fun. My dad did that. I wasn't fun. You know, come to think about it. My whole family did that. I guess you're right. It didn't end up good. That's funny.

Fun for you, not for everyone else. Lunchbox, you get one vice. What is it? Well, Eddie took alcohol. I mean, so I guess I'd go reality TV. Morgan, you get one vice? Oh, my vice is food. Give me every food and I don't gain any way.

It's great. Just food, straight up. All the food. All right. I was reading an article about the vice that most people would have taken. And what was that? A lot of people, tobacco. Oh, weird.

Was one of them? Yeah, weird. I know. That's the only one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should clarify my coffee. I want it like a latte. Fried foods.

Fried foods was one of them. Oh, I had some fried. What are they, what do they call them at Sonic when they're the little chicken tenders? It's called a popcorn. Oh, yeah. Popcorn chicken. Yeah. They're so good.

We go to Sonic. We go to Sonic every day, I think. At least two out of three days. Because I get Bobby Waters. If I'm driving by a Sonic, I get on the app. What stinks so, you can't tip on the app. There's no tip on the app. So, but we go to, this is not a commercial.

We go to Sonic, I get a Bobby Water. What a Bobby Water is, it's a Route 44 water, extra ice, because they make great ice, obviously water, and you put real fruit in it. Now, all I put are cherries and strawberries extra, and then I do nerds. And so you're drinking fruity, nerdy, flavored water. Sounds good.

And I stay so hydrated, honestly. And it's not that much calorie. It's a little bit, but not. really. Well, and it includes your vice, sugar. I love sugar. Mm-hmm. Oh, man.

Which is fine. No, not for me. Okay. Not for me. I try to stay away from the processed sugars, because I don't feel good about my... Says the man who put nerds in his water. I know. Yesterday.

I don't, but I'm there every day. I have to balance out the water because I don't drink near enough water. Yeah. I have to find the thing that is able to get me to a point where I'm staying high I'm hydrated a bit because I don't. I just won't drink water. I hate water. I need flavor.

Look at this here. Amino acids in my water. I need something to make my water taste good. I hate water. I hate exercise. I don't like sleeping. All stuff I'm forced to do to live healthier. Don't give me that crap.

All right. Oh, you know, we should talk about in a few minutes. Amy wrecked her car that worked over. Oh, no. Oh, God. Yeah. Let's close it back on you. Yeah.

Spotlight off me. I don't even know. The client. Does not know yet. Hey, client, coming up. That I know. Coming up, Amy wrecked your car. No, no.

We'll do it coming up. Okay. No, they really don't. Scoop's Steve, we need to talk. Oh, Scoobo Steve, did you know this? I had no idea. Okay. Coming up.

I'm sweating. Just a few minutes. Amy wrecks a work car. The question is, what do dogs dream about? And I read this whole article, and I think, they have no idea what the crap dogs dream about. They could have written 10 pages and they really wouldn't have known. It's all speculation. You can't get in somebody's head.

I know. You don't know what the article said, though? Yeah, I'm very curious. Since dogs are generally extremely attached to their human owners, it's likely your dog is dreaming of your face, your smell, and being around you. Oh. They just want you to read the article and feel good about yourself.

My dog's dreaming of food, noises, squirrels he can chase. It ain't me. But I always think that's funny because that's a complete opinion article. There's absolutely nothing in that they can go. We think this might be true. That's just them guessing there. My dog now is at 66 pounds Anytime anyone's gone

Like Eddie came over to the house and saw him God, it's like What do they say? He's gotten so much bigger Everybody's like Dang, I thought he was big last time Yeah, I said that yesterday It's crazy, man

It's basically William The refrigerator Perry Running through Who's that? He was a big football player Amy Yeah, he played He played defensive line

For the Chicago Bears And played fullback a few times Scores and touchdowns He was getting low And just barrel through folks Yeah Yeah Most times I see Stanley I walk away with a bruise.

And he doesn't mean to. He just so... He likes to run and run by people and touch them. But now he like runs through your leg. And he's just such a... He's still a puppy too, which is not a good mix. Does he sleep really hard? Because I was in the house for at least 30 seconds before you even noticed I was right next to him.

He sleeps extremely hard and snores extremely loud. He has a bed. He has a lazy boy dog bed that is quite comfortable. and he goes over and he sleeps in the kitchen. He doesn't need a room anymore. He has the whole house now. But what's crazy too is he's very protective of the house now since he has the whole house.

Like anything, he goes crazy yet. But yeah, he sleeps and nothing bothers him. I can walk up to him too. And I used to get scare him, but now I scare him and he just goes like, huh? What? Yeah, definitely turning into that bulldog life. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

It looks like AJ McLean is joining Dancing with the Stars. So that could be kind of fun, but he clearly has dance experience being that he's a backstreet boy. Yeah, that'd be fun for him. I don't think they've officially announced it. I think he's just kind of hinting about it on Instagram. Why, do you see an official announcement?

Oh, I see sources confirmed to entertainment tonight. Yeah, the only people that I know for sure are on is Caitlin Bristow. They're trying to get Carol Baskin. They tried to get Dr. Fauci. Okay, okay, yeah. But AJ McLean, yeah, I think he's going to do it. I like AJ. Yeah, as a former Dancing with the Stars champion, do you see him possibly winning?

I see him doing pretty well. I mean, he's a dancer, right? Yeah, he can dance. It's all about likability on that show, honestly. Because, again, I wasn't a dancer. Yeah. But people knew that I was there representing them. That was all about with me.

So you have to have either a whole lot of one, you have to be either extremely relatable, which I was extremely relatable, or you have to be extremely fantastic, where someone like Jordan Fisher was a couple seasons before me was so good that it was undeniable or you got to have that perfect balance of you gotta be pretty relatable and pretty good

and so it's you know those areas I think you can do fine I don't know who the cast is though and you never know early because these big voting voting blocks on that show they're only good for about the first five or six weeks because the less people there are

the more everybody starts to gravitate towards someone and someone's fans aren't able to just vote them through. Dancing with the Stars premiere is a Monday, September 14th. Is that right? Yeah. Put it on your calendar. Hold on.

Yeah. I wonder if I'll watch it. August. 8 p.m. Yeah, I know. One, two, three weeks or so. So they're now learning who their partners are. Now, between now and next week, they'll learn who their partners are. I wonder if Sharnah will get A.J.

I don't know. I haven't talked to Sharnia since she was on the show. Mara, what else? Okay, so you can sleep in the same tour bus as, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Oprah, Dolly Pardin, which would be super cool. The RV company based out in Nashville called the Hemphill Brothers. They have had to switch gears because tours are canceled. So they have all these buses.

So now they're renting them out. Luxury buses, $2,000 a night. Well, and that's what it costs, honestly. It costs me $4,000 a weekend to take one out for the raging idiots. They say it's a... And that's my company. Oh, really? Yeah.

They were so good to me. that when my last dog was dying, he had cancer real bad. And I was like, I don't know if I can tour anymore. Because the bus we had didn't have what they call a star room. Because we just all were in bunks. Everybody was equal until my dog got sick. And then I got a whole bedroom put in the back. And they called, they were listening.

And they were like, hey, we'll switch out your bus for no charge. You give you a bigger bus because we don't want you to have to not tour with your sick dog. That's amazing. So, yeah, and they have a ton of buses. Yeah, they call it a mobile mansion. So it's a five-star hotel on wheels. Ours wasn't. Ours was basically Super 8.

Well, the ones that they're renting out are, they've got six bunk beds, a queen bed in the back, fully stocked kitchen, two bathrooms with showers. Yeah, it's cool. You can get your friends together and put in money and do that.

2000 a night? Yeah. Again, that's about right. I'd have to pay, because it's 2,000 a night, I'd take it on the weekend. But then you also have to pay for the driver. You have to pay his salary.

What if you're not going anywhere? No driver. And I'd have to pay for gas. This is a deal. Yes, yes. All right, what else you got? Well, Starbucks has launched a new phone hotline that plays fall sounds for you, which seems weird. But yesterday they started selling their pumpkin spice lattes.

And if you call 1-833-get-fall, you can hear things like head out on a hayride or cozy up with your cup. Or you can hear one person just say the word flannel over and over and over. And here's what happens if you call in select option two, which is pumpkin matras. Your pumpkin drink close And open your mind This is a mix This sounds like a mix between Miss Cleo And a 900 number

You know what I'm saying Yeah So just again, if you're into that 1833, get fall What is that you're into? If you're into what? I don't know That was Amy's pile of stories

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So the sweet couple in Ohio, Tyler, and Melanie, they had to cancel their big old wedding that they had planned. And they had caterer's book, tons of food. So they switched it to a small backyard ceremony with just family and friends. And then afterwards, they headed over to a local shelter for women and children. And they had all the caterers still make all of the food for the 135 guests that they were going to have. And in her wedding dress and in his tuxedo, they put on hairnets and gloves. and they served the women and children, the food that they were going to use for their wedding. That's awesome.

Yeah. This is a great story. They didn't have to do that. I know. That's cool. Good for them. Love it. That's what it's all about.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Hey, Lunchbox, I got a voicemail regarding us sending you to Iowa to stay in that murder house. Oh, boy. This is Caitlin from Boston. She wants us to hear her out. Here. Oh, my God. Morning Studio.

Okay, guys, hear me out. I hear you talking about the murder house and lunchbox needs someone to go with. Now I know this is weird, but just cheer me out here. I will totally go with him. I love this stuff. I love scary movies. Bobby, I'll literally pay my way. We could do a COVID test up in here.

Literally sign me up. This would be so cool. Are you wanting to go by yourself? Have you approached anyone to go with you? No, I don't have anybody to go with me yet. Would you be scared if you went by yourself? Oh, absolutely. Staying in a murder house by myself?

Oh, my God. I don't think I'd be able to sleep. I would be pulling my hair out. No, no, no, because any noise? No, no, no. I don't think I could do it by myself. Hey, Scoob, but where do we stand on this right now? Because this is something I really want to see happen.

It's kind of up to lunchbox. It sounds like he's down to go. I mean, we can make it happen. Okay. Let's have a plan in place by one week from today, which will be the second. So sending him that soon? No, no, no. Let's have a plan.

We have a week to make a plan. But on the second, I'd like to come back and hear what the plan is. Aren't you a little worried about him bringing something back? Like the whole spirit thing? No. No. Okay. Not at all.

All right. I hope he does. What the ghost follows me. Great. That's what I'm worried about, yeah. It's somebody on the show that I won't have to pay for once. But the good news is I got reached out to by someone for transportation. Like a, like a what?

Private jet. They just said, we got to mention their company on air and they'll fly me there and back. Really? Interesting. Yeah. Private. Okay. Again, scuba talk to him, get all this done.

Can we clarify, though, that sometimes my husband is a pilot, and sometimes he flies around this little bumblebee of an airplane with one engine. That's not a private jet. I know. And lunchbox is like, dang, that's a private jet. And I was like, no, actually, it's the exact opposite. Is he the only one in the plane? He's the pilot.

That's a private jet. Okay. What's not a jet, though? Like three people can fit in it. What was considered a jet? Something flies in the air? Two engines on the side and normally, like, lots of seats. If someone wants to fly you on a small plane up, they're great.

That's scarier than the freaking ghost, if yes, me. Yeah. Okay, let's figure out what's going on. I'm just, I'm determined for this. We've got to make this happen. All right, I'm down. Let's do it. Let's go over to Amy now with the joke.

Here we go. The morning corny. What did Tennessee? What did Tennessee? The same thing, Arkansas. Nice. That's a good one. That was the morning corny.

There people in Detroit are like, what's happening after a 20-year-old woman who was believed to have died was found breathing at a funeral home? I mean, isn't that the craziest thing? Usually this is like in Zimbabwe. No. Or some remote village in Vietnam where this happens? Not in America. Or maybe they're like 100. Yeah.

The Southfield Fire Department released a statement saying the paramedics respondent. to a call for an unresponsive female Sunday morning. When they arrived at the scene, they found the woman to not be breathing. The paramedics performed CPR for 30 minutes. After their efforts, quote, given medical readings and the condition of the patient, it was determined that she did not have signs of life. Authorities say per standard operating procedure in a situation where foul play is not suspected, the medical examiner's office was contacted and given the medical data.

They got her to the funeral home. Hours later, they realized the woman was breathing. how insane did she come back to life was her sign so low and then she's slowly rebuilt was it so low they couldn't see read here and all the sudden it just kept like snowballing bigger bigger like because sometimes Hulk Hogan when he'd get knocked out and he would be out and he would be out and his arm would go one it would fall they'd pick it back up and it'd go two it'd fall and you're like Hulk Hogan's dead and then they pick it up three and it fall and right before he hit the ground he'd go and make a fist and then he'd slowly go raise it up. That was fake. It's not real. That was fake wrestling. But what I was picturing with her was when they were transporting her to the funeral home. Maybe they'd go over a speed bump or something and it like shook

her heart back into or whatever happened to her. I don't know. That's what I was thinking. And what about the family members like, you know, they were already thinking she was dead and then they get a call and like, oh, she's breathing again. Well, hallelujah. I mean, found a family member. I don't know. You've probably been dividing up her stuff,

aren't you? But also, if I'm her, I'm pretty irritated at the people that pronounce me dead. Well, they did try to save her. Maybe they ended up saving her. Yeah, or maybe they had to get to lunch or something. Okay. All right. Okay. Amy's, hold on. Let me say this. Amy's in a bit of a sour mood. I know. I am. I had the worst day. In the next segment, we talk about how Amy wrecked a car that wasn't hers. Oh, man. It's a client's. Yeah, one of our clients' cars. Scuba Steve does not know about this yet. This is the announcement for the world to hear.

It's his fault. He's the one then. Okay. We're just going to hold on. We'll come back with that segment next. So the quick version of the story is that Amy wrecked a client's car. And nobody knew until about an hour ago when I guess I had hinted about it. What's the long version of that story? Okay. What client is it, by the way? Mazda.

Okay. So I'm driving a Mazda CX-9. I've been driving it for about three weeks now. And they gave it to you to do what? To experience the CX-9 because I'm talking about it on my podcast. Got it. And break in commercials there. And great family car.

And it really is amazing. Like my son loves it. It loves it. Guys, it really is the best car. Sorry about it. It is. Because I still have my car, obviously.

But he chooses that we drive that car all the time. So I've been driving it all the time, especially when I'm going to pick the kids up from school. We had a basketball goal installed at our house yesterday. It is new there. So the concrete had just been poured and this pole stuck in. But the concrete pole thing wasn't dry yet. So the whole goal hasn't been put up.

It's just this pole that's about. How tall? Yay tall. 3, 4 feet? I don't know how listeners can know yay by listening? Yay tall. Right. So looking back, I can't see it.

I hit it. I back into it. And I ram it. I mean, and it's not pretty. It's like I ruin, or the bumper, maybe even like a sensor thing because it has those. And here's the thing. I think I heard the beeping. But I was like, I drive out in my driveway every day.

There's not anything behind me. I don't see anything that's weird. There's cameras. There's everything. I didn't see the poll because I'm not used to the pole being there. The poll literally just got put in yesterday. Did you know the pole was put in yesterday? Yeah, but here's the thing.

An electrician came by our house too. He hit it. Oh. What's up? It's not like I was the only person. Well, misery loves company, huh? It's not like I was the only person that hit it. And listen, my day already wasn't like the greatest.

So that was magnified. I cried. It was awful. I feel horrible. Dear Mazda. So do you have to call and have a conversation or what scuba Steve do it? I don't know. I need a Steve to know how we're going to handle it.

I mean, obviously I'll... Okay, have questions. What are your questions? Question one is Scoova Steve, how will you handle the situation today? So what I'll do is I'll call them and tell them. what Amy did. And I think... Do we have insurance, though?

I do. The company has insurance, and I think that they will be able to take care of it. It sounds like you didn't put a lot of damage onto it. It's minimal damage. Did you just keep going? I don't know how's where you're going. She's like, surely there's not a pole, though, that I'm hitting,

even though I feel like, because I've been to... And plus the Maza, I know, my wife has this car. It has a sensor on it that tells you, when you're getting close to something, and it sometimes will help you and break and stop. Bebe, beep, I know. It did break for her, but she fought it. She pushed through the break.

That's terrible. I don't know. Like my husband had to go back and like make sure that it wasn't leaning in the concrete because the concrete wasn't even dry yet. And, I mean, it smashed it. My husband laughed because he didn't want to make me feel worse. So he was trying to make light of it. Then my daughter was like, oh, mom, you made it sound like you smushed the whole thing.

That's nothing. But then my son saw it and he was like, Mom, what are we going to do? We're going to be in so much trouble. They're going to be so mad because he knows anytime on the inside they want to like eat food or if they put their shoe up on the seat. I'm like, y'all, this isn't our car. I don't, you know, we've got to take care of it. So now he's freaking out that Mazza's going to be mad and, ugh.

So you're going to have a conversation with them today, Scuba. Yes, I have a question. Is it in the parking garage? I can take a look at it real quick. Yep. Oh, it is. Hey, get on the phone and give us live reaction. Yeah, go check it out.

You'll, you can spot it. He's going to sound just like Stevens. Oh, we're in so much trouble. It's funny how our, you know, our, your kids' personalities can be so different because DeShiro is making me feel good about it. And then Stevenson made me feel horrible again. Okay, Scooby Steve's walking out to the garage.

Raymondo, can you turn him up, please? Or executive producer, Scoobby, Steve, on a cell phone walking out. I want to, Scooby, are you there? Yeah, I'm walking out in the garage right now, looking for it. Far wall facing the street. We're going to listen in. Over the main street, front of the office. Oh, yeah, you parked in a different spot to hide it.

All right. No, I did. The parking garage was full. Oh, but is it the back in the car? Yes, it's the back. Oh, my God. Now, just from experience of my wife being a bad driver, that's going to be the whole back bumper and the door,

and the door is expensive because it's got one of those doors that opens by the door. I don't even know how it hit the door. That was the top part of the pole. Scoovin, when you take a picture of it and bring it here to me? Yeah, it's like bent in half. It's not. I mean, it's bad. I'm just not going to lie.

It's bad. Okay. Did you think that when you first hit it? Like, here's the deal. Why? I don't get in car wrecks. I hit things, but they're never moving. That might be worse.

Yeah. Because that's all user error. That's why I'm saying, like, what is my, think about it. And a lot of times it's when I'm in a car that's not mine. My husband was like, you wrecked my truck. You wrecked the loaner from the car dealer one time. when I was getting something fixed. Remember when I hit the fire hydrant?

I wrecked this car. If I wrecked my own car, yes, I've done a few things here and there, but it's no big deal. Yeah, I know if you've done it. Yada yada. What I'm saying when I'm in other... Once I had a car, I was probably eight years ago, a car dealership said, here you can use it,

and then somebody smashed into me. Let me see first. No? What do you think he's going to... I just want to see what it looks. You've seen it, Amy. Okay, yeah. I look like...

You see what you're driving in. to. Wow, what are you doing 60? No, I was doing like five or three. I don't even know, guys. Let us know how that goes, scuba. Yo, do you, let me know if you made a hop on a call.

Or if they want me to cut some new commercials, I'm happy to. Still waiting for the mailman to deliver that dog stroller. He's been by twice. I don't know if he's coming back, but Caitlin ordered a stroller for our bulldog. And I'm okay with it. She can do it if she wants, but I don't love it, so I'm okay that it hasn't been dropped off yet.

Here's a voicemail from Michael about that. I heard the story about the stroller wondering if they're going to deliver it again. I worked for UPS, and I know every company has different policies, but after three failed attempts of trying to make a delivery, they will send it back to the sender. For the post office, though, they'll keep trying, they'll leave notes. Worst comes to worse, just call the post office where it's coming from, and they can hold it for you there, and you can pick it up at your leisure. I don't want to know that. I want him to send it back. So that's the first call. Here's another call here. This is about me and Caitlin's parents where I don't ever call her dad by anything.

I don't call him Mr. I don't call him his first name. I just don't know what to call him to just look at him and make sure he knows that I'm making a declarative statement toward him. Yeah. Hey, Bobby. I've been listening to the show for a while on podcast. I work in the service industry. Do pest control, so I'm just on my own all day long. So your podcast keeps me going to you and the store. Losers. I just wanted to let you know I had the same issue with my now father-in-law as you do with Caitlin's dad. I did the hey you, hey, did all that for a long time. The best thing to change

it was when I had kids. They called him pop-aw. So now I call him pop-all. Made it a lot easier. So just go ahead and pop a few kids out and you'll be good to go. Let me make a note. Let me put in the calendar. Let's get that going too. You know, Caitlin and I two days ago was our nine-month anniversary. And so I told her, I said, because the 24th is the first time we went out. And I was like, hey, look at us. Been together nine months. I said, if I'd have you pregnant,

first time we met, we'd have a baby today. Look at us. She liked that. No? She doesn't think I'm as funny as I am sometimes. Or I think she's funnier than she thinks she is. Yeah, she's super funny. Here's one more voicemail.

Hey, Bobby. My question is for Raimundo. I listen to also the Sorosers podcast. Hey, and here guys, when he says it's, Susan Raimundo? I was wondering if that meant Susan? Or what was that about? Because it kind of sounds like Susan.

All right. Have a good day, guys. Bye. So when you go Susan Raimundo, is that what it is? Susan Raimundo? No, yeah, it's Sisson. It's season. And it's just to play on words. It's funny.

But it doesn't really mean anything. It's just what I go with. I think his new name, though, is Susan Raimundo on this show. It just happened. You get nicknames organically, Susan. And so that is now, you're Susan Raimundo.

Scuba Steve thinks it's funny, so well with it. One other thing I was thinking about last night, because I do want to get to this topic of, I have a whole list of celebrities, and if you saw them out, if you take a picture with them. One of them being like R. Kelly, right?

If it's a celebrity who's done something real bad, would you go up and ask for a picture, even though they're a celebrity? Okay? So we'll get to that list coming up in a second. But what I was thinking about last night, you know, because college football is about to start. And I'm a big Arkansas razor-backed fan.

a big SEC guy. And at Auburn University, if you've ever been, they have this big eagle, right? And so they let this big eagle fly a loop around the stadium, and then it lands back on the guy's arm. And they take it in. It's a tradition that's really cool. So I was thinking about this. If the guy has the eagle, and it's like, all right, here we go. And the eagle flies around.

But instead of coming back down, let's say the eagle went down, picked up a baby and flew off from the crowd. Just follow me here. do you think if that same eagle picked up a baby flew off they would cancel the whole game or they would keep the game going and just try to chase down the eagle and find the baby

what did you think about this? Last night last night late wait late I'm just thinking about college football I love it and I was like thinking about the stadiums and we have a really tough schedule

I was thinking about Auburn and I was like man what if that eagle what if an eagle picked up a baby do they call the whole game until they get the baby back or do they just send people out to find it but then, all right, let's go. What do you think?

I feel like people are so desperate for football, they'll keep the game going, and they'll find the baby. Well, I mean, at any point. People are always desperate for football. Yeah. So I think that they keep the game going, and then they try to get the eagle.

I'm torn because I can see everybody go, oh, and people are just shocked. But all it takes is a PA announcer to go, all right, here we go first and ten, and then people are like, okay, I'm sure the baby will be fine. What do you think, Eddie? I would want them to stop the game.

and be like, all right, guys, this is serious. We need to get the... I would want that because the baby didn't take him by an eagle. It's a big deal. But in reality, I think they would be like, well, I hope that baby is found safely. All right, here we go. We got Auburn and Alabama.

Let's go, baby. Right? I don't know. Again, I think they would stop the game, but I'm not sure. For a second, dude, come on. Isn't it funny that you have to think about that? The baby's gone.

That's what I was thinking about last night. I did see a video tomorrow on vacation the last time of that eagle flying down Big old bald eagle Flew down and picked up a shark Like a small shark and was flying with it above It was crazy Wow, yeah

Pretty awesome So like this could really happen Yeah, I don't know if it's the trained eagle But listen animals go animal sometime Those are like games my kids play at the dinner table Like shark versus eagle Oh shark for sure for sure In this case eagle

A baby shark though Yeah here you go video of eagle carrying a shark at Myrtle Beach has gone viral. The shark's probably four feet long. Oh, that's a good side shark. Yeah, it's a minnow shark. Dang. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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They finished college three years ago. Like, let's go on a surfing trip to Bali, dude. They go and the beaches are gross. Trash everywhere. And they're like, we got to clean up the ocean. They start this business. And in three years, they've collected 10 million pounds of trash out of the oceans. And they sell these bracelets for $20 each.

And every bracelet you buy guarantees one pound of trash removed from the ocean. I saw a commercial. They do commercials through the overnight. But overnight for me is waking up in the morning. But they sell them on TV too, and they tell that story. Yeah, it's 4-0-C-E-A-N. So I guess it's 4-Ocean. Oh, yeah.

4-0-C-E-A-N. Yeah, and they're $20 a piece, and that means one pound of trash will be removed out of the ocean. That's cool. Wow. There you go. And they just stumbled upon it. Yeah, just by going on a surfing trip, bro.

All right, bro. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Taylor Swift said, hey, check out the record stores, because if you're one of these stores, you could get an autographed copy of folklore if you're like looking through the albums. And so they randomly mailed out a bunch of signed

Taylor Swift albums to a bunch of stores. Well, so this indie record store in Green Bay, Wisconsin, people knew that this day was the day where they would start to be out, so people were starting to line up, not knowing for sure if they would even be at this store. But you had a couple fans outside of the store, and the UPS comes up,

30 minutes before the thing opens, and they're there waiting, but the store owner isn't there. And so the UPS person was like, hey, will you sign for this? And they're just here. Like, okay, we'll sign for it. He goes, well, this is for the store. So they signed for it.

And then they look inside of it. And it's all these autographed Taylor Swift records. And they're big Taylor Swift fans, right? And so they were like, they were like, hey, we're not keeping these. They told the manager. And so they could have got like $9,000. Oh, wow. That's nice, though. Oh, wow.

Wait, so they got to just keep them? They couldn't, they didn't give them to the store and the store sold them back. They did, no, they did give them to the store. Okay, okay, sorry. No, they took them from the UPS guy, signed for them. But when the store owner gave them to them said, hey, we shouldn't know this, but these are all full of Taylor Swift signed CDs. Take it here.

Got it. Right now, one CD is going for like $400. Oh my gosh. Wow. This signed one. So, again, that's like $10,000 that they were just like, nah, surely Taylor is going to do something for them, right? Yeah. This will get to her and she'll do something for them.

The big debate yesterday was having some antlers horns in my house where I was like, I don't think we can have horns in the house if I didn't kill it or Caitlin didn't kill it. And then I went second level and said, okay, our next generation could have killed it. Her dad, her mom, or me, the same thing. And so she obviously doesn't agree.

But I did tell her, I said, hey, if you want to get something that's from Africa, have at it. Because then people won't come in and think I killed it. But how embarrassing is it if you walk in and there's like an 11 point up on the wall? Oh, look at 11 point. Damn, where'd you kill that? Oh, Etsy.

It's embarrassing. You know, and I made the analogy. I wouldn't buy a bunch of baseball trophies from and go, you know, high school, all state. And then someone goes and oh, you were allstate? No, I got those, you know, off eBay. No, that's a trophy. So we had a big conversation about it yesterday. She suggested that if her.

grandfather killed it. Can we put it up? Yes. Does she have one? A grandpa, yes. On her grandpa? I think he has a bunch. Perfect. That qualifies for me under your restrictions. Well, then she hit me with the, okay, well, then if I can't have horns if I didn't kill it, you can't have meat if you didn't kill it. Yeah, that's tough. Oh, yeah. But I said meat's not a trophy. I'm not showing off my meat, not in that instance anyway. Okay. But a lot of listeners. And let me say this.

We bring up stuff on this show. It's most of the time, unless we're doing something for a real serious reason, pretty lighthearted. We come on, we have fun. We talk about our lives. We share a lot from our lives. But there are a certain group of listeners that are so mean to Caitlin. Like they were just ripping her over this. Like saying the most hateful thing.

And I'm like, it's a dumb conversation. It's not even a real fight. It's just something that we're talking about. But people just rip her. and that's when I start to feel guilty that I brought her into this world a little bit because she has no interest in the the notoriety of it. And so, and then she just sits and just gets crushed at times. Well, she doesn't want to get on social media sometimes.

I can't get on it today. I'm not ready for it. And if that were me and somebody's, I feel like that, but I brought that on me. That's a difference. If I get on social media, I'm like, oh, I don't know if I can take it. Well, that's because I did that to me. If people are yelling at me, it's because I put myself in the situation. Anyway, that's just a real,

trivial situation that people were very, very ugly to her. I still don't agree with her. I don't like give her to her because of that. But still, that's... There's no reason. There's no reason. Yeah. There's no reason. So there was that.

I felt like I'm losing my voice a little bit as the morning goes. Do you? I don't know. I still hear it from time to time. And then it'll sound normal, but then it'll crack. And I'm like, every time it cracks, I get nervous for you. Yeah, me too. Now, most of us don't see famous people on a regular basis.

But the question is, if you saw one of these, either awful or canceled celebrities, would you want to get a picture with them? So these are all celebrities that made a list that are either controversial or accused of awful things or just weirred. Okay. Would you take a picture with any of these people? Ready? Ready. Lori Loughlin.

Yes. Aunt Becky, who's going to jail for like a day. Pretty much. But you would go, yes, Lori Loflin? Yeah. I mean, if that's the question is whether or not I would, yes. Eddie? Uh, sure.

Yeah, and Becky, that'd be good on social media. Johnny Depp. Oh, yeah. What'd he do? Well, it's the Amber, that Amber Hurd trial. You're hearing a lot of weird stuff. Kind of abusive, I think you heard, right? Is, yeah.

Oh, hmm. I guess I would need to know more. So, yeah, I'd do a selfie with him. He doesn't have to be with me, but I'd be like, look who I see. I would go Johnny Depp. Yeah, for sure. Because I don't know that stuff's been proven. Yeah, okay.

Mel Gibson. Yeah. Not me. Too hateful. He does have the... Yeah, okay, I guess I'm good on him. Eddie? Nah, I'm good.

Pass. Yeah, me too. Me too. Oh, sorry, I forgot about some of the stuff. Go ahead. O.J. Simpson. No. Eddie, be honest.

Yeah, 100%. Absolutely. Yes. He has been... I get it. But it'd be an amazing photograph. Like, amazing picture to show people. Look at this.

Not me. Really? I'm going no on OJ. All right. Would you take a picture with this celebrity? Next one up, Bill Cosby. No. No way, God, no way.

No. Which is such a bummer. Art Kelly. No. Heck no. Why are you so? Well, that is fresh in my brain because I watched this documentary recently. You show me a Mel Gibson documentary recent and I'll be like, hey, no.

I don't think you compare the two. Well, no, I mean, I'm just saying, yeah, what they've done in society is not the same thing, but it's still disgusting. Casey Anthony. No. What did she do? The baby. Well, but she was found not guilty.

Oh, really? Nah. I'm good. I think I'm good, too. Yeah. I think I'm passing that one. George Zimmerman. Who's that?

Kill Trayvon Martin? No. Oh, no. Yeah, sorry. Jesse Smalley. Who's that? Jesse, sorry, Jesse Smalley. Who's that?

The guy from Empire who said a bunch of people attacked him and didn't. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I probably would and I'd be like, and he attacked me. That's why you would take the picture. Yeah. Would you? No, I don't care.

Michael Jackson? No. Yeah. 100%. Eddie. I probably would with Michael Jackson too, because that's been proven. I don't know if that makes me of critical for other ones, but I would, but Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson's songs still come on a restaurant sometimes. And I'm like, I want to love you. Oh, no, I shouldn't do that. It's a pretty, it's a, I'm not a good, pretty young thing. I know. And then I have the conversation and I just go back to the other side. I know. Wait, so that documentary, I never saw it because you told me not to watch it on HBO.

That wasn't real? There's just a lot of people going, okay, they had axes to grind. Okay. Or bones to pick. Or, like, I don't know. Was there something? I don't, probably, but is it my job to go probably on anybody? No, it's not.

That's weird. Yeah. How about Chris Brown? No. What do you do? Rihanna? Yeah. Nah, I'll pass.

Yeah, I'll pass, too. Yeah. Roseanne? What'd you do? Very racist stuff on Twitter. Oh, yeah. I'm good. I don't need a picture with her.

No, man, I'm good. Never really liked Roseanne. I did. I loved the show. So you would have, but now and now? Yeah. Man, once you hit the race stuff, I'm out with you. like straight up

Charlie Sheen What do you do? We have to ask so many of these Sorry, there's just a lot of people I think he's just a weird guy Yeah like drugs and Yeah just a weird guy I mean I guess I don't see why I wouldn't snap a pick with him

Same I got a couple more Kim Jong Un No No Biggest enemy right now A world enemy. I think he's in a coma right now. He is.

Unless he's out or dead at this point. You never know what you're getting that information from over there. Finally, Billy Bush, who I feel terrible for. What did you do? He was with Donald Trump when Trump said grab him by the blank

and then talking about women. How Trump grabbed women by the blank. Oh, in the bus. And it was recording. And Billy Bush was with him and Billy Bush got canceled too. I don't think I would know at the Google

what he looks like. What would he even recognize him? How would I get a pick with him? I mean, I don't... I feel bad for Billy Bush. I feel bad for him. Like, I guess I would still get a picture with him if I was... Amy's like, I don't even know who... I wouldn't even know who it's...

I wouldn't get a picture with him if he's good or bad. I don't know who he is. No, no, no. Is he a blonde hair? Now it's coming back to. Okay, never mind. Kind of brownish. Is he also in a band? No.

You're thinking Billy Bob Thornton. Or the band Bush. I don't want to come back down from this cloud. There's somebody that I'm thinking of. But yeah. Okay, fun game. That's a weird one. That's so weird, but...

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This one he was wearing? No, no, no, no. He has a friend that makes those masks. Oh, then you cares. Yeah, it's not a big deal. He has a friend that makes these masks. And I said, dude, where'd you get that? And I said, I'll get you when my friend makes them, 10 bucks.

They're yours. And I'm like, get me one. Here's 10 bucks. And then when you got it from, he was wearing a Cowboys mask or where is he wearing a different one? I haven't gotten it yet. Oh, man. It's still on order. I haven't gotten it.

Oh, it's been months. It's been months. I thought how he positioned it, which is always tricky with his stories, that you walked up to a homeless guy on the road and was like, I like your mask, give you $10. Then you put it on. And it wouldn't matter who it was wearing the mask. Homeless, me, Ray. I don't take anyone's mask

That's disgusting. That's what Eddie made it sound like. He said, I bought a cowboy's mask from the guy standing on the street corner and I'm like, the guy that wears it, everybody, yeah, yeah, that guy. And he made it sound like it was that mask. So I'm just a little worried that. Stop it.

Around 100 nudists have tested positive for coronavirus at a famous nudist resort in France. The resort required people to wear masks indoors, even if they were butt naked. But apparently that wasn't enough protection. so over 100 people. Do you see the University of Alabama story? Yeah.

Where the University of Alabama had reported more than 560 coronavirus cases since classes restarted last week. Crazy, huh? Kevin Hart said he had coronavirus around the same time Tom Hanks did way back in the day. But Tom Hanks beat him by a little bit and was way more famous than him, so he was like, I didn't say anything. Gotcha.

Wow. One other news story. Remember last year that billionaire, who vowed to pay off all the student debt for everybody in the crowd. Do you remember that? He's giving a college speech. And he's like, you know what? I'm going to pay all the student debt off.

Oh, yes. I remember now. Well, now he's facing criminal tax probe. Oh, man. So did he pay them off? I don't know. It says reportedly the Justice Department IRS have been investigating him for the past four years over whether he a billionaire tech investor owes taxes on $200 million in assets.

He's not been charged with the crime yet, but is seeking leniency. So if this happens, does that, is this Scott's time? in real life? Maybe. From the office? Yeah. When Michael Scott's like, I'm paying for all your college in the first grade. Then he gets there.

He's like, I don't have money anymore. Sorry. Is that the new Scott's tots? But also, if you're being investigated by the IRS, like, don't put yourself in the news like that. Maybe. Yeah. Like if there's an investigation about your money, don't draw attention to you about your money. Yeah.

And what you're going to do with your money. Yeah, that's a weird one too. Scott Stats makes me laugh so hard. Most people can't watch that episode. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. I like it. Me too. Yeah.

All right, finally, here's a four-year-old golfer who hits a hole in one in West Virginia. He's up. He's probably 1-30 away from the hole, 120. Get there. Get there. Get there. Get in the hole. Go in the hole.

What? What? Rocco. Rocco, you just hit a hole in one. Rocco. You just hit a hole. The kid's like, no way. He runs down there.

Like, all just beep bops down and goes, Oh, wow, it's in the hole. That's amazing. There's a guy I found $150,000 in PPP funds in his bank account. He's like, holy crap. What in the world? Did he return it? Yes or no.

Yes. You think so? I think so. I hope so. Thomas failing woke up one day, $150,000 richer. He's 73 years old. The cash was from the paycheck protection program. He didn't own a business.

And he was like, why in the world this in my account? For two weeks, he just kept looking. looking at his account every day going, surely they're going to see that there's an error here. And they didn't. So you know what you did? He reached out and said, hey, there's too much money here. He said, eventually I reached out. I was like, hey, somebody was expecting that money and I got it by accident.

So just a heads up. I thought that was a pretty good story. We got to go. Thank you guys. See you later. Get your bones on. Bobby Bones. All right.

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