The Bobby Bones Show - Amy's Adoption Update After Haiti Trip + Bobby's Thanksgiving Recap + Eddie Accidentally Leaves His Son In Car

Episode Date: November 27, 2017

Amy's adoption update following her holiday trip to Haiti, Bobby recaps his Thanksgiving holiday and Eddie accidentally left his son in the car again Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Visit your nearby lows on West Pico Boulevard in Los Angeles. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bobbi. Yeah, good morning. Good morning, morning, morning. Welcome back.

Morning, today. All right, Amy's not in the studio yet. She's in the other room. Amy's back from Haiti, so we'll get the full lowdown on that. Everybody's back from Thanksgiving. We'll get all the lowdowns on that. Yeah. It ate a lot.

I think I'm still full from Thanksgiving Because I'm still eating all the food from Thanksgiving What in the world Hey somebody get Amy in here All right we're gonna start the show now Bobby Booms Recognizing people doing cool things It's ICU

You know a lot of times we don't think of cats As being like super life-saving animals You know Well a family in Long Island lost their home But the cat woke them up Peter and Susan is sleeping the bed Two kids sleeping The cat Houdini comes up and starts

clawing at her and jump on over and over again. She's like, I've never seen the cat act like that. So she got up, realized the house was on fire, and they were able to get all the kids because Houdini, the cat, saved them. Wow. Houdine, that's a good name for a cat, too. But a cat saved them. There you go. Houdini the cat. There you. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show.

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time for Tell me something good. I have the most entertaining one a long time. This guy name Lauren. So he's on disability because he was in a car accident. It cost him his leg, left him out of work. He's watching that antique road show. And what happens is in this show, people take their crap up there and they're like, hey, how much is this worth? A lot of times, nothing. Sometimes it's crazy. So he saw this rare Navajo blanket worth the half a million And he's like, I have a blanket I often wear that looks like that. So he gets it appraised. And this blanket's worth $150,000.

No way. So he goes, I'm going to put it up for auction. Putts it up for auction. Abidding war ensues, $1.5 million. Whoa. Ridiculous. Wait, what? Tell me, that's not crazy.

Yeah. That's awesome. Look at that. I can go examine my Navajo blankets. Amy. Okay, so there's this three-year-old German Shepherd. It's been hanging out at the public library since it was a puppy. Sort of astray.

They would just take it in, take care of it. Well, then animal control officers got involved and kind of kick the dog out. So then the staff members at the library decided to do something about it. And they entered the dog into a program called reading to dogs for children. And so it's now a service animal. He's allowed into the library and children get to read to it. That's funny. They made it a service animal to get around the system.

I've also done that. It's called Quacker. Quaker the dog. Yeah, Quacker. All right, lunchbox. Eight years ago, this Ohio family started a tradition on Black Friday. They'd go to the store, find the best deal they could on a coats, and buy some, and donate them to charity. It started out with four coats. This year, they took donations, went to Old Navy, and bought 850 jackets and donated them all to charity.

Wow. Dang, that's a good one. Lunchbox, where did you do Thanksgiving? I was in Houston with the in-laws. How'd they go? You know, it was fine. A little bit awkward just because my mother-in-law always likes to make things awkward. But it was good.

What do you mean? She likes to make things awkward. Well, I think she's kind of intimidated by me being a celebrity. Oh, boy. And so she doesn't know how to joke around with me. She gets a little nervous around me. So she tries to make jokes and they're not really... I don't know.

She just makes it awkward. Your mother-in-law thinks you're a celebrity? Absolutely. Like, when we go out in Houston and I get recognized, it's like, they freak out. She is just like, I don't get it. Like, one of her friends. friends texted something about the Buy a Bone Show. And so she, oh, here, let's take a selfie so we can send it to her and takes a picture

to look who I'm with. Like, she's pretty far. Your mother-in-law? Yeah. She knows we're not famous, right? No, I disagree. You disagree? No, he thinks he's super famous.

I do. And then I think she knows it. And so she gets like, I don't know, she gets nervous around a celebrity. It's weird. Do you feel a sense of power since you're just? I do feel like a big deal. I'm like, yeah, don't worry about it. You're such a goover.

All right. Well, welcome back from Thanksgiving break, everybody. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Florida Georgia lines, Tyler Hubbard went under the knife over Thanksgiving. Tyler spent part of his holiday in the hospital recovering from back surgery. A day later, he was up and moving around. I read that he's been dealing with his back pain for years and he finally decided to do something about it.

So congrats to Lancoe, their song Greatest Love Story is the new number one song. It only took almost, no, no, literally. How long? How long? 11 months. Because in January, they had a song in the top 50 ever. They had singles out, but it never hit. So I picked them as one of the class of 2017.

And it has taken until November 27, January to November of 27th. Wow. Great. Congratulations. I'm a huge fan, and I like those guys a lot. So congratulations to Lanco. That's awesome. I'm Amy.

That's your 32nd Skinny. Bobby Bones show Bonehead This story comes to us from Claire County, Michigan A 38-year-old man was having some break problems with his car and he's like, I'm not paying a mechanic to fix that. I'll do it myself.

So he gets under there, fix the brakes, takes it for a little test drive around the block. Brakes don't work. He had to crash the car into his own house. Ah, boy. I'm lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the day. At least it was his own house where he probably knew

he could put the car and not hit anyone in the house. Meaning you got to make a bad choice. So at least make the best bad choice you can possibly make. Yeah, also, the story, don't fix your own breaks, you know, unless you're a break specialist. All right, there you go. Bobby Bones, everybody.

Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. It's almost in a major accident this morning. So we drive in so early There are no red lights They're only blinking yellows But there are still stop signs And I'm going down the main road

And it's blinking yellow Blinking yellow, blinking yellow And this car comes flying out Had I not nailed my brakes And I'm probably doing 45 So at a decent enough rate of speed I hit my brake so hard that I got the

And this car just creeps right through the middle Like Oh my goodness, yeah My life didn't flash before my eyes because I wasn't doing 70. But still, I don't know because it's so early if they were drunk or just not paying attention, but almost had a major accident.

I think the old big man upstairs is looking out for me. I think he wants a good show today. That's what... That's exactly what it is. That's what I was thinking. I was saying. All right, Amy, best and worst from Thanksgiving. Best of times is that I got to spend it with my kids.

And worst was that I had spaghetti. for Thanksgiving. Well, you were in Haiti. Yeah, I know. We did go out to eat, and I kind of thought this restaurant might have some sort of a Thanksgiving-ish menu, and I don't know. We ended up getting spaghetti and pizza, and it was fine. That sounds way better than what, normal Thanksgiving is good.

Here's the reason. Let me tell you why it's better. Okay, tell me. Because we have Christmas, and people have the same Christmas dinner in less than four weeks. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it, too, because I missed it on Thanksgiving. I wanted stuffing or dressing, whatever, and sweet potato. and all that. So that was my worst.

I think it's top of next hour after the morning, Corny. We'll get a full update on your trip to see your kids and the orphanage and Haiti. But I guess I want to know. And you can just answer it and not really fill us until later,

but do you think now you will be getting your two kids to the United States before Christmas? Yes. You do think that now. Wow. Wow, I need to know what... Okay, so top of next hour.

All right, lunchbox. Best and worst. Best times was just having good food. and getting away from work for a little while, relaxing. And the worst was I wasn't with my family. I was with my wife's family. That's not your family? That's your new family.

That's your family, too. It's her family. I get. Okay, they're my family, but not my family. My blood. Don't you just switch out with your wife on holidays? Yeah. And so this year was her Thanksgiving.

So we went, and I wish I was with my family. Yeah. I just would avoid saying they're not your family. Like, yeah, yeah, listen, what do I know? I'm not married. No, you're right. You should probably avoid that. Yeah.

But it's awkward, because like when you're leaving, they say, love you. Do you don't love them? I mean. Do you love your wife's family? Do you love your wife's family? I don't know. I don't know if I do. I don't know if I do.

I've always felt if I didn't know I didn't. I mean, I like them. They're nice people. That's fair enough. So you say that when you leave, like you. I just kind of say, see later. I don't ever say it back. Every romantic relationship I've ever been in right there.

He just described it in a Thanksgiving dinner. With his other family. So you don't, I'm not even saying you're wrong. No, I've never said that. But do you love your wife's family, like love? I would say no. It's an absolutely fair thing and an honest thing to say. Because if you feel that, you've only been married two years.

Right. Damn time to love them. I'll just get to know them. Two years. I was in a relationship of like five years, dude. For like, how many years did you date? 12. They weren't family then, though, were they?

12 years. You dated for 12 years? No, they did. No. I was told. He's life. Yeah. A delayed reaction from Bobbos.

I was like, wait. When did they know what happened? No, no, no, no. Okay. Well, that's interesting, lunchbox. I think it's honest, too, and I applaud you for that. Like, so you guys really love each other's fan? Like, I mean.

Yeah. I've known mine since I was like eight years. old. So yeah. Amy, would you say you love your husband's family? Yes.

With all your heart. Yes. I love them. Your in-laws. Love them. Yes. Okay. There you go.

But she's known them for a long time. Yes, since I was a kid. So, yeah. And like, yeah. Best for me is, like, I wouldn't play a turkey ball, a football game.

And that was fun because it was, the weather was great. We played at the Westlake high school football field and it was good. I mean, I always felt like eventually I would get to the age where there wouldn't be fights during a play football game and it was awesome

that that finally happened but that wasn't this year. No, no, no, of course there was a fight. Well everybody kept getting injured and we kept having to switch teams in shirts. Do you all have like a hired ref? Well, we do always until this year. Yeah, that's where I think the fights come in. This year everybody got into fights because

people have to have to switch teams because everybody kept getting hurt. Oh, that's Yeah, I'll tell you that later but it was like, no, we'll take it. We're adult men at this point. but that was bad it was a lot of fun the worst was I bought a turkey already cooked I got no

it's amazing it's like who it's full meal already cooked like six courses but the turkey was rather big but it was already cooked and I got it to the house and it said 2.5 more hours of cooking

I was like that's not part of the deal oh no I bought a pre-cooked turkey for the whole reason so I had to peel off the paper and put in the oven two and a half hours which delayed

Thanksgiving dinner. Huh. I wonder so that I wonder what the reasoning behind that is, so it's like really fresh or it gives that turkey aroma. If it says fully cooked, you should just have to heat it up. No more than 30 minutes. Yeah. I was very

disappointed. That's my worst of times. Oh, wow. Also, I went crazy. Not having to work. I can't do this four days off in a row. I don't know what I'm going to do at Christmas. I'm telling you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm going to absolutely go crazy. Well, don't call us. I'm not going to.

Don't worry. I didn't call you during the break. You didn't. I meant to come into work. I will not call you guys during your own family break. While I have no family and no relationship, don't worry. I will not call you. Amy, why did you say that?

I don't know. Don't worry. I will not call anybody. Everybody here, you're clear for me calling you if I get lonely, okay? What? If you're eating something and a fly lands on it, you should throw it out. What? The research found that flies have the potential to carry out much, much, much more dangerous bacteria than we thought,

including tons of salmonella and E. coli, which is basically poop. So if a fly... Yeah, I mean, yeah. If its little feet lands on other things, then comes land... So people have some sort of notion that, oh, just a fly, a little bitty feet, how might... Yeah. But that little bitty, that's what makes you sick. But I'm telling you, if I'm outside and it's like hot dogs,

there flies everywhere on stuff. Everywhere. A lot of waste of food. You got to eat food under a net. You got to get under, this is what you do. You're always looking for a shark tank ideas. I just thought of one. It's a food net, just like you do whenever you have mosquito nets.

You go out and it's time to eat for your Fourth of July or whatever. You put the net over you, the little hole. You grab your food and you eat from the hole. Inside a net. Like it sounds crazy, but there you go. Always looking for ideas. There you have. it. So, producer Eddie has a four-year-old and a nine-year-old. And we talk about these stories

because we see them in the news and people leave their kids in the car and just forget. And we're like, oh, they probably did that on purpose. And he's done it before. Yeah. Where you forgot your kid in the car. This will be the second time I've done it. And I'm not proud of it. It's your four-year-old. My four-year-old. And he's strong and he's big enough to, I thought, to get out of the car. But the other day I was picking up from school and I guess I left him in the car, I went inside, and I yelled for him upstairs, just for him to come down and help me clean something, and he didn't answer. I was like, oh, great, there's no way he can be in the car still. I go outside, I open the door, and he's in it bawling, just crying, like in the backseat.

You left me, you left me. I'm like, I didn't leave you. I was like, all right, this is it. Lesson time. I'm going to show you right now how to open the door, unlock the door, and you're going to learn, and you're never going to get stuck in the car again. Two things. One, at four, I felt like I was pretty self-sufficient. Yeah. Shouldn't he be? He really is for the most part.

He just, for some reason, can't open the back door. Okay. Two, this is the second time you forgot your kid in the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you see now sometimes that parents will leave kids? Like, do you see it now that it's not, because I don't? I've always been able to see it. Like, especially for the caretaker who's not, or the one who's not really the caretaker,

like he's the dad. if the dad just picked up the kid, you know, taking the school for the first time in a long time. It fits out of the ordinary pattern of someone's life. Take, for instance, me. Right. And so that was, it's just the thing. You kind of forget that, oh, it is just living life without even thinking.

Open the door, close the door, go inside, and the rest will follow. He didn't follow. You feel bad? I do feel bad. But we practiced it five times, and he now knows how to open the back door. Okay. So you can call us if you'd like. And I would like, I might say what I would like.

But I would just say the phone number is 877-Bobby. Leave your kid in the car, okay? I mean, is that a thing that happens more than we think? I hope so. Like you just forget. And all of a sudden you're like, uh-oh, 30 minutes later. Yeah, I mean, because Eddie's a responsible. No, I am.

Yeah, I think he is. He's not the caretaker, though. That's why. Oh, yeah, he's the dad. It's not normal for him. Yeah, yeah. producer Eddie left his four-year-old in the car for a long time. Just forgot about him.

And he was like, listen, man, I don't normally drive a kid around, so I forgot about him. I was like, is this common? Hey, Kayla in Indiana, good morning. Good morning, Bobby. Thank you for calling. What do you want to say? I had not left a kid in the car, but I have been the victim on the other side. I didn't get left in the car.

But when I was growing up, my dad and brother would go play open gym basketball at my elementary school. and I would always go and watch them very rarely did I play I'd go play on the playground and one day I'd go back in to see what the guys were up to and they couldn't get back in because they were all locked

and everybody had lost and my dad had lost me at the elementary school oh he just went off and left you he didn't leave you in the car he just forgot about you period not even in the car he just forgot you existed huh yeah that stinks

that's not a good one hey appreciate you I care about you I just want you to know that Like, I care. I appreciate you. All right, let's go over to Claudia in North Carolina. Claudia, hello. Good morning. What up?

Claudia, thank you for calling. Cool. Go ahead. You're on the air. So I have two girls. My youngest is five now. When she was around two, I picked her from school. It was an early release day, so it was totally out of the schedule.

I'd been running errands all morning. I needed to stop for one last thing. And she had fallen asleep in the car, and I stopped. I got out of the car. I went and did, and I just totally left her in the car. I completely forgot. I even had her. And after, like, I was in the store for, like, two minutes.

I walked back out, and I looked, and I seen her, and I just started crying. I was like, oh, my gosh, I'm that mom that I said I would never be. I left my child in the car. So are you saying Eddie shouldn't feel bad? She should not. Like, I understand the feelings because I totally thought I was the worst mom in the world when it happened. But looking back, like, I mean, it happens. You just have to be, you just know you have to be more vigilant.

You have to, now, every time I get out of the car, even though they're older and they can get out by themselves, I look at the vaccine. They're 17. And she's like, all right, kids? I thank you for the call. Appreciate you. Eddie, here's my final decision on this. You should feel like the worst parent ever, but that should make you want to do a better job in making sure your kids are safe. All right.

I like that. All right. Gosh. I feel better that other people has a little bit. Oh, that makes you feel better? Yeah. Our IHard Radio Music Festival was this weekend. I guess it was Wednesday and Friday.

It all feels like this weekend at this point. But I watched it and it was really good. Here's Chris Stapleton doing a little Tennessee whiskey. People, it's time. You want to know what time is. It's time to drink some whiskey. And then he goes into it. You're as smooth.

It was good. It was good for TV too. And sometimes it doesn't translate. just generally shows. Yeah, Stapleton, it translated as well. Then Miley did party in the USA, which I did not see live. Man, it was good. She's good.

Miley to me, again, I don't have kids. But at one point, I would have been like, not the best role model for young girls. But now I'm like, if I had a young girl, I don't agree with everything she says, but she has this whole, you should just be you regardless of who you are mentality. I really like that. I feel like Miley is a pretty good influence.

as far as like real people go. She's trying to hide her faults. Eddie, you have kids? How do you feel like, how do you feel like, we've seen her grown up and mature? So I like that she's learned from her mistakes, you know, and I agree with you, man. She seems like a much better role model

than she was before, for sure. Yeah, she was just crazy. And again, she probably does things that you don't want your kids doing, but who doesn't? There's not someone that doesn't. And if they are, it's probably fake anyway. Thomas Rett did Bruno Mars

and listen to the crowd saying that's what I like back. This is from our Iheart Radio music festival. Girl, you got it if you want to take my wallet. If you want it now, jump in the Cadillac, anything you want. Because you deserve it, baby, you deserve it all. And I'm going to give it to you. It's good, huh?

Yeah. So good. So, Stableton and Thomas Wrett showed up, I mean, it was a really, really good look for country. In the next seven or eight minutes or so, we get an update on Amy's kids. She's adopted two kids. We're just trying to get them to America at this point. But before I lure the listeners to seven minutes from now, is there an update? Yeah.

There's an update. Yeah, yeah. Just making sure. Okay. They're working on it for four days. There better be. So we're not stringing them along for nothing. There is an update.

Yeah. There's an update. All right, cool. Just wanted to make sure. Because I don't like it when you go, no. No update. I like it when you say, yeah. There's an update.

All right, that's coming up in like seven or eight minutes or so. Over to Amy now. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 second skinny. Heads up tonight on ABC. You've got the CMA Country Christmas with Reba hosting, also performing along with Kelsey Ballerini, Luke Brian, Brett Eldridge.

The list goes on. Again, that's tonight on ABC. So check it out. Congratulations to Prince Harry and Megan Markell. They're engaged. Stop. People here. I get so annoyed by royal weddings.

Okay. I don't even like my friend's weddings. I like to have a royal wedding. Harry had a custom-made engagement ring for Megan. The diamonds belong to Princess Diana, his late mom, obviously. And she also got a Cartier watch that also belonged to Diana. I guess Bah Humbug, because I just am not into it. And...

Until it happens, and I'm like glued to the TV. The Art Bishop of Canterbury has... given his blessing. They are a what? Be careful there. Bishop. Yeah, there you go. He's given his blessing and that's a big deal because Megan is divorced and not every church

is available to her. Yeah, like, especially in the world. How about that? The church may be like, uh-uh, not happening here, but again, Canterbury. Maybe that bishop ain't a trip anyway, you know me? A what? Nothing. Go ahead.

I get it. You done? Anyway, congrats to them. And the wedding is expected in 2018. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds, skinny. Gives me something to put in my calendar. Yeah.

The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. I'd like to introduce you to somebody. Okay, I'm ready. Close your eyes for a second. Okay. Just close your eyes for a second. Amy has not met who we call. Crazy Ray the Weather guy.

It's Ray the Weather guy. What? You were gone. You missed Crazy Ray the Weather guy. Okay, but I, okay. Okay, yeah, I've never met him. You never met, okay. So what happens is Crazy Ray comes in, Crazy Ray the Weather guy,

and he reads the Weatherway, crazy. And so you were off in Haiti. Yeah. Like you left the show and then Ray was like, I got an idea for this. Okay, I'd like to introduce you to Crazy Ray the Weather guy. Okay. Okay, so what are you? I heard you say you needed weather music and I was like, oh my gosh, just Al Roker about to be here.

So, ladies and gentlemen, let's bring in our weather guy. Crazy Ray, the Weather guy. Hi, Crazy Ray. Woo! All right, Ray, what's the weather like today? What? What? What's crazy Ray?

What's your crazy weather? Woo! Austin, Texas. Hot 74. on your trucks. There he is. Crazy Ray the weather guy. All right.

As we go around the country, Crazy Ray, what else do you have? It's Crazy Ray with your crazy brother. Woo! Get ready. Los Vegas. Sunny.

Hot near 67. Hot! There is. Hot. You say it's 67? But he's crazy. He's crazy. He's crazy.

He's crazy. On like Wednesday of last week after you left or Thursday, whenever it was, he came in and pitched Crazy Ray the Weather guy. He wants to read all the Wethers. Yes, like this.

Let's go back and check with our weather. Crazy Ray the Weather guy. Hey, St. Louis, it's Crazy Ray! With your crazy weather. 40% chance of Ray! Get a butt! Get a boat! Okay.

A 40% chance of Ray. I want more weather. Get a boat. What other cities? And now let's go over to Crazy Way to Ray the Weather guy, Ray. It's Crazy Ray with your crazy weather. Wichita.

64. Find a beach! Who says 64, though? Find a beach, isn't it? Like, which is all, like... You're landlocked. All right, one more, Crazy Ray. Wah! It's Crazy Ray!

With your crazy weather! No, no! 20% chance of rate! Out! You can't just keep yelling, find a boat. And a 20... That's why it's Crazy Ray, though. All right, there he is. Crazy Ray the weather.

That's your crazy weather! Okay, okay. That's so dumb. Amy is so disappointed. She thought someone to know what was coming in. No, I actually think it's hilarious. I just didn't know who was coming in. And now I get it.

I haven't met Crazy Ray the Weather guy, but I like it. I kind of can't wait for tomorrow. Did you do it every day? I don't know. I don't know yet. We did it every day. I think if I could give you a bit of feedback, it's for every one of those to have a different little anecdote.

I like to have a boat, but you can't do it twice. Well, then I need to get a writer or something. No, you want, you created Crazy Ray the Weather guy. All right. And I don't know if all those are accurate. I screwed up a couple numbers there. You also can't mess up the numbers. The weather guy.

What was Vegas? What was Vegas today? Vegas was in the 60s. So I would say, Crazy right. The guy, Woo! Las Vegas, you're in the 60s. Double down on that bed of going outside today.

See, I wish you would have told me that. You didn't. No, I'm just saying. Oh, Bobby, you could write for him. No, I'm done right. I write all right too much. Okay, Crazy Ray. Thank you.

Yeah. All right. Bobby Bomes, everybody. This is a Bobby Bones show. The morning corny and an update on Amy's kids coming up. But first of all, let's say congratulations to Landco, the number one song. These guys. You're going to be my wife.

Good dudes. At the first of the year, I always do my class of 2017. They're artists that I follow all year. They could have never had a song that charted. That's the only rule of being a class of 2017. Like, you can't have songs ever been on the chart. Like, top 50, nope. So we picked Luke Combs, and he's had two number ones.

Landco just had a number one here. And so, it's nice to see. I got boys, do it. So congrats to those guys. I mean, that song's been out since January. Wow. Let's go over to Amy now with her crazy joke. Oh, no, no, it's just a...

Ah! The Morning Corny. What is Santa's favorite sandwich? What is Santa's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jolly. Christmas Jets are coming. That was the Morning Corny. An update on Amy's kids.

She spent Thanksgiving in Haiti, so she'll catch us up. I don't even really know what happened. I've been wanting to know as you guys knew. Yeah. Amy's been in the adoption process for practically five years at this point, and it's been like one hurdle after the other. And so Amy left, and she missed the day of the show last week because she went to Haiti, and she went to try to go to kids, at least make some calls and knock on some doors.

And so, you know, just to kind of back you up a bit is that they tried to have kids naturally, her and her husband, they tried to adopt domestically, that she wanted a mission trip to Haiti to do a woman's conference and she went in toward the orphanage and found these kids and decided she wanted to adopt them and that's where we are now except plus five years. So you go over

I mean I saw your Insta stories I saw you were with them but what like what happened? Well so I had been told what like in October-ish I think that we could plan on having the kids for Christmas and my paperwork was going to be in this one area for 30 days and then move on to the next phase well like I don't know

45 plus days went on and we just still hadn't moved well so I get there and the paperwork starts moving so it's amazing like I met with a few different people went to dinner with some people that are helping me out

and they literally showed me my paperwork and it was crazy they had like stamps signatures all these crazy things done and my paperwork is now officially past two different phases and today I've been today Oh, boy. No, no, no, no.

I know 100% we move forward. Like, those are two phases that would take 60 days total, and those are done. Okay, but today. Today is passports, and I went to the U.S. embassy on Friday to do a power of attorney to, like, handle some stuff that needed to be done for this morning at 8 a.m. Haiti time. So that would be like, you know, now. So some stuff could be happening, like, right now. Okay. So what's happening?

Well, today could be passport day, which could be huge. So they could get their passports today. Yes, they're getting Haitian passports. What if they go to Paris instead? They're like, hey, we're out of here. No, we're not going to do that. And the great thing is the U.S. Embassy is totally ready for them. I met with the adoption unit.

It was so awesome. They knew my kids. They knew their name. They knew our file. And they were like, we are literally ready and waiting for them. Like, once their stuff gets to us and the part we need to do, we're so on top of it. And they're like, we're going to get this thing done. So when do you think that gets to them?

Well, today. Okay. And then when do they go? Okay, come get your kids. I mean, it could be, I've just been told to plan on before Christmas, and I met with a lawyer for my adoption agency, a representative. Earliest and latest, do you think in your mind? Earliest. What's today?

Today's 27th. Earlyest, maybe December 10th? Earliest, December 10th. Wow. Latest? Maybe December 24th since they told me before Christmas? So you're giving yourself a two-week window earlier to later. Wow.

That's a tight window. I know, but some people would say maybe 2018, like my husband. Yeah. But the lawyer and the rep, we all did a huddle, like hands in the middle, you know. Oh, well, then you're in. Yeah, that means everything. After a meeting and we said, before Christmas, and everybody goes, before Christmas, and they totally were like, whoa, we see this happening.

Okay, before you still, now you're back on that train. I'm back on that train. Before Christmas. Like, so many great meetings and shout out to our U.S. Embassy. See, they're amazing. Okay. There we have it, everyone. We had an update.

There's an update. Good. I'm excited to hear that. That's good. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show. We have a segment on this show called Time Marches On where somebody says something, and you're like, oh, man, time marches on. Or something happens to your life.

You're like, man, I'm getting older. Time marches on. And it happened to me this weekend. It happened on Thanksgiving, actually. I'm watching the old Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Could not have been boringer. Okay, good. Could not have been.

I mean, maybe the worst piece of television programming I've ever seen. Right. It couldn't have been worse. I've seen a lot of bad stuff. But that parade may be the worst block of things to ever be on. And I watch some of those infomercials, you know, still worse. So I'm watching the parade, right? And they introduce classic rock band, The Goo Goo Goo Dolls.

Oh, no. Oh, Korn. I'm on them classic. And I was like, oh, no, Diamond is on! The thing's spot in here. Man. I've seen the Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Doll is like six times at concert.

Dang, we listen to oldies now. New run to holding video. Classic rock. Please welcome Classic rock trio, Googood Dog. Oh. That's terrible. First of all, this show is terrible. Second of all, they just hurt my feelings.

I mean, kids don't even know about how good this song was. That's why their classic rock. I know. I feel like our parents going, man, you don't even know about it. Like poison. Exactly. Or Zeppelin, depending how old your parents are. For me, I guess it's weird for me to go poisoning.

My mom got pregnant, which she was 15 with me. So my parents' music She was jamming a poison To 80s Like my parents' music My mom's music Was always 80s And just barely 70s

But because we were so close in age Like I would assume for you guys It's another generation That Beatles Wow Yeah And for Amy Amy's dad's in a 70s

Yeah I don't really know what he listened to Like Gagorian chant Yeah Hank William Sr. Bing Crosby When Bing was on top 40 Coming out you here at number seven, it's Bing Crosby with How's Your Day Going?

Maybe like Sinatra. Yeah. So anyway, when they hit me with the classic rock band, I was like, oh, you got to be kidding. That's not right. Y'all, it's just, it's happening. Yeah, so as I'd like to say, Time Marches on. All right, so Time Marches on because I saw the Goo Goo Goo Goo Dolls on the parade and they were like,

Welcome classic rock band, the Gugu dolls. I was like, art. Classic rock, uh, uh, uh, huh? Time March is on. Christina and Virginia, go ahead. Yes, my 10-year-old nephew had to ask me this weekend what a payphone was. He's never seen one and didn't know what it was. Wow.

What'd you tell him? I told him it's a pay phone. It's something we used to use to call from when we got a page. Oh, a page. And he's like, what's a page? Hey, thank you. Appreciate you. All right, let's go over to Cody in Arkansas. Cody.

What's up, man? You're on the air, dude. Time marches on. Hit me. Dude, I was watching TV other day and came across the classic movie channel and the first Jurassic Park was on the classic movie channel. Dang. Time marches on. There it is.

Time marches on. Appreciate you. Yeah, I appreciate those calls. Amy spent her Thanksgiving in Haiti trying to get her kids over here, which, by the way, she gives the date December 10th to December 24th to when the kids will be in America. So that would be fun to follow along with. Lunchbox spent with his in-laws in Houston,

and it's, you know, his wife's family, and they said, hey, love you when he was leaving, and he was like, and then he admitted to us he didn't love them. So that was an interesting breakthrough today. Yeah. People were asking about my Thanksgiving. It was a loser Thanksgiving. Mike D. was there. Hillary, our phone screener, was there. And she showed up with a toilet paper.

She was like, what should I bring? I was like, hmm, I didn't need food because I ordered it already. I was like, bring me some toilet paper, like the good kind. Good stuff. She showed up with a massive amount of like the Charmin double rule, but two-ply, for sure. Good work. So the only thing about the Thanksgiving dinner that was annoying was that I had to cook the turkey two and a half more hours. And you ordered a cook turkey. And you had to cook it more.

It should be partially cooking dinner. cook turkey. So I had to cook it more, but it was pretty good. Oh, some people were giving me a hard time because on my Instagram, if you go over Mr. Bobby Bones, I placed a note. And the note said, happy Thanksgiving. Here's the schedule for Thanksgiving. I thought it's funny. This is when you arrive. This is for mingling time. This is for eating time. This is for after eat mingling, watching TV, dishes, that kind of thing. Yeah, who did the dishes, by the way? A little bit, everybody. Except me. And then at the end, I bought all the food. What are you? you want. And then at the end, it said out the door.

Leave. And then people are like, oh, how rude. Why would you even be, have a party or a dinner if you had it out the door? Let me tell everybody something. First of all, I had a party because I felt like Mike didn't have anywhere to go. Did you have where to go, Mike D? No. Our phone's going to Hillary had nowhere to go. Now I was like, I have a place to go. Now, it wasn't open house. You couldn't just come whenever you wanted. There was to get their time and leave time. But I felt like by stating that as well, nobody was going to feel awkward about overstaying.

Because that's always a thing, too, that I feel bad for. It's not that I want them to leave at a certain time. It's it. I don't want anyone to feel awkward like, oh, I really want to go, but I don't know how to be the first one out. Yeah. Because it's tough to be the first one out when there were just a few people. Yeah.

No, I've done Thanksgiving at your house before, and there definitely is a moment where you're like, okay. So for you, I don't think. I wanted it to be easier on them. That was for them. I wrote that note for them. For you, I see you writing that note, and I'm like, okay, but if I showed up as a guest anywhere else and I saw like that, the breakdown and there wasn't like room for just organic hang time? There was.

It said that. There was mingling time at the beginning and then after dinner. Yeah, but then what if somebody busted out like a fun game? It's like, I got to go. There was no game time on the menu. There was no rollers listed. It wasn't time to bust out. Okay.

I mean, for you, I guess it makes sense. But you can see it on my Instagram. And you underlined dishes, by the way. Well, I just wanted people to know that it was an option. Yeah. Yeah. That's a part I laughed about. That you were going to get to the dishes.

There's no way he's doing the dishes and it's underlined. So he's making sure people see it because they need to go in there and do it. Amy. What, no, again, I've been at your Thanksgiving. I cooked and did the dishes. By the way, your toad is bothering me right now. Now, let me say this. What?

I used nice plates. I didn't have to. I was going to go full paper and just throw them all away. Uh-huh. But because I decided to use a nice plates, I felt like I needed to underline dishes. Okay. Because it's Thanksgiving.

With three lines. Yes. That's right. Are you looking at it? Yeah. Dishes. Eddie, read the times for me. Yeah, 145 general mingling.

Yes. 2 o'clock dinner is served. Right on a money. Now, an hour and a half later, 3.30, football slash mingling slash dishes, underline three times. To be fair,

90 minutes is probably generous for eating times. I thought that was a lot. I think you gave it a lot. There's some mingling inserted in. I just wanted to be extra mingle time. What is general mingling like? Talk about whatever you want.

What was it like? What was it like? I'm just crazy. Between you, Mike and... What are you going to talk about? I learned about Hillary and our sisters and what they're doing and she has softball coaches for a sister. Really? Yeah, of course. Mike D, like his family's going to Mexico City for Christmas and he's debating on going or not because they have to drive...

They drive all night on the America side because they won't drive at night through Mexico because it's dangerous. People will like pull them over with guns and stuff. So things like that. When I'm talking to learn about people, because I'm up here, I don't get to learn about people's lives. so much that aren't on the immediate part of the show. Oh, I like this. That's good mingling. That is some good mingling.

Dude, I rocked some general mingling. Was that in the general mingling before dinner or was that... I'm just trying to figure out where this took place. Both. Some of the early led to later. And what time's out the door? That was 4.15. Right on the money.

Everybody was out. Everyone split. When was pie? We turned eating. Okay. Wait, you ate the pie right after you ate? As soon as you finished eating the dinner, you go right to the pie. Of course, you have to eat the pie.

before you do the dishes, which was after. I thought you hung out for a little while, let the food settle. Nope, not at all. So, there you go. The end. And Thanksgiving was a rousing success. It's on Wednesday night, Chris Stapleton came over to my house.

We did a Bobbycast and we talked for like an hour and 15 minutes. Now, there was some pressure to this because I know Chris, and that wasn't the pressure of us just hanging out. The pressure was that I knew everybody was going to listen to it and just pick it up. part. Like, how often, if ever, has Chris Daibleton an hour and 15 minute interview straight up? You're just sitting there. It's like I can go to song. Where in my house and comfortable chairs just talking?

Hanging out. And I knew people were going to pay. So far, I haven't really been hit with that many. It's been like, wow, what a, you know, it's been good. It's been good. But I don't think I've ever felt as much in the, I don't feel pressure like, I wasn't nervous, but I was like, man, Chris Daibleton is the silent icon. and he even says that he doesn't like to talk

he doesn't like talk about himself he doesn't like luckily I knew him enough where I could poke around a bit and find some real like he loves Game of Thrones loves Walking Dead I mean that's interesting you have to

listen my interview technique at once was its own now if I can just hurt my elbow patting myself on the back everybody still everybody tries the interview like me everybody's like us now everybody just trying to be like us now you shouldn't because we're not even good

You're trying to duplicate a show that's not even that good. Don't get me started. I've already started, though. Okay. Stop. Okay. Thank you. But that being said, Chris came over and we talked for an hour and 50 minutes.

Let me say, it's fantastic. And there will be people, let's do it and go, oh, I wish you would talk more about a songwriting early on. Because it didn't a whole lot, because we just didn't get there. But I think you should listen to it. You can search Bobbycast on iTunes or IHeartRadio and subscribe to it. And I think it was just fantastic. I got some belly laughs at a Stableton. Right?

Oh, yeah. That was like, that's what I'm talking about. Like, the fact that he was valedictorian in high school and was like, I don't want to speak. I don't like speaking, so I just played a song instead. I was like, that's, I mean, that's him. He's, you know, he doesn't really get in the circle of like, oh, what, are you getting screwed over?

Are you? He's like, just do music. He doesn't even look up when he plays. That's why he keeps it down. It didn't look at the crowd. Yeah. Wow. I got to listen to it. Does he talk about, like, I don't know what you all talked about. Ask me. We talk for hours, like I'm telling you. I don't know. What does he do besides make great music? His family. I know he's a family, but like, I don't know. I picture him like doing woodwork.

That's funny. I kind of picture that too. Does he go jogging or do the elliptical? I don't know. You need to listen to the Bobby cast. But it was one where I was like, man. And he came by himself. Like most people come to my house. by himself. What does he drive? Oh yeah, yeah, that's a good question. Is he driving? Is he driving a Jeep?

Yeah, he's in a Jeep, I'm telling you, there's no flash. Really? I just wondered like, what is Chris Stapleton drop? Like, what does he get out of a little electric car? It wasn't even like a cool, expensive old Jeep. It was just a normal Jeep, right? Like, he just drove up in a Jeep.

Nice. That was a Jeep he drove across the desert. I have all these. Traveler, you mean? Yeah, yeah. And he talks about like his, you should have listened to it. No, I will. But I did feel before I started like,

ooh, everybody's going to listen to this. if I screw it up. Luckily, I knew them enough, or I could, but again. I'll bring in notes. I don't want them. That's the thing. Oh, I thought you said everyone's going to listen to you. Yeah, but I don't want the notes from you guys.

We don't know what we're talking about. I'll throw mine away. Yeah, all you know, have you looked at it? No. Search Bobbycast, Stapleton was the house. We did it over an hour, and I thought it's fantastic. Like, I just liked the guy. But, yeah, it's a, listen, it's fantastic.

I'm going to say it. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting The Bobby Ball Show Come on, Bob! I want to say this, that the last couple years, our band The Raging Idiots,

have had this monster show in Nashville. It's called The Million Dollar Show. And we're announcing the Million Dollar Show number three on January 22nd. We're announcing that right now. No. And so, I'll just give you a little background real quick. We started this band, Eddie, and I.

We were just two dudes playing bars for charity. That's it. And we were like, well, if we had a million dollars, We'll try to get a funny record deal. And then we had planned the first million-dollar show to actually make the million dollars for St. Jude. And then by the time we got to it, it was $2 million, but we still called it the million-dollar show because we didn't want to change the name of it. So it kind of celebrates St. Jude and us doing music. But every year we invite artists to show up and play with us.

And we'll roll out the artists this week. I can't say anything about who's going to play so far. And then we had surprises. Like last year, Sam Hunt played, Thomas Rett played with Raging Idiots, Garth showed up at the end with a surprise played, Man Perry played. I mean, it was just nuts. But I'm announcing now, Tickets Go on Sell Friday, but for this, I'm doing it on the national network so people know, fly in for this one. Trust me.

Fly in for this one. It's worth it. If you can afford it, I know it's Christmas, but 1-22. So that's January 22nd as when the show happens, tickets going to sell this Friday. So it's our band The Raging Idiots and lots of special guests. And that's all I can say about that. When can you say to the special guests? I'll roll out a couple tomorrow and one every day.

And then there'll be surprises that we don't even announce. Like last year, Thomas Red or Garth wasn't announced. Right. They just showed up. So you never know. That Gar's made a crazy donation. Yes. We'll play some raging idiots here.

Sweeping the nation. This is Namaste from the Raging Idiots. 7.30 in the morning in the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson,

but you're kind of a distraction. Because I can't stop watching you. Showing me your Savasana. Like the best-looking bad influence I ever saw. Probably ought to hit the road, Now mistake Ain't no way I'm about to leave you

In a bristle on the floor like that You look a little lonely On that map I should be saying goodbye I might lose my job But now Come on baby Let me jump in all those stretches

You'll do it I'll be a student Don't know nothing about yoga at all Probably gotta hit the road But now Namaste Namaste Namaste

But you're making it a Possible index pants looking on Flexible and you're down with all Namaste ain't a way I'm about to leave you in a press A goodbye No, you get off Probably gotta hit so

I'm a mistake Namestay You're the mess looking bad at fluency I have so smeeze but namaste Ain't a way I'm about to leave you in a pretzel On the floor like that You look a little lonely on that mat I should be saying goodbye

I might lose my job But namaste Come on baby Let me jump in all those stretches you're doing I buy yogurt at all Probably gotta hit the road I'm gonna stay Namaste

Probably gotta hit the row But namaste Namaste Namaste Probably got to hit the row Amist There it is Million Dollar show

Tickets's gonna sell Friday It's in January It'll be big It's all I can say for now A couple that loves Olive Garden named their daughter Olivia Garten Shout out to my Arkansas people.

Awesome. They ate it Olive Garden daily for nearly seven weeks and they're going to name their child Olivia Garton. Justin and Jordan Garton of Fort Smith. They grew up going to Olive Garden. They went to Olive Garden together so they're like, all right, her name's going to be

Olivia Michelle Garton. Or otherwise, OMG. If you had to name your kid, about something you loved like Olive Garden what would you name them right? It should be trivial

like don't get all like you know I'd name them Bible Jones okay we know you love the Bible okay so let's have fun with this I like Bible Jones I know yeah yeah yeah I like how her name is still real though

but it fits the didn't care there are no rules to this so I'd be like my daughter I'd be like hey raise her backina come here

I like it that's pretty good Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was Razorbacks. Ooh, rough weekend for us. We had fired our head coach, Brett B. I don't think they should have, but whatever. Gohogs anyway. Yeah, you know, I'll do a whole podcast that no one will listen to.

I have a secret podcast that no one listens to. Where I just talk about Arkansas sports. No one even knows about it. I don't even publicize it. It didn't even put out. It's just on a file on my computer. Just cry about Arkansas sports. Okay, so Amy, what would you name your kid?

Collie, flower. Wow. Wow. I love calling flower. The only person in the world that loves calling flower. What? So good. I would say, real world mom.

Real world mom? Well, I didn't know how to do teen mom in there too. Just say teen, mom. But we picked one thing. Oh, I get it. All right. Okay. But like real world, real, like.

Real world. Real. Okay. All right. Yeah. All right. Eddie. Pepperoni mushroom pizza.

Okay. You guys aren't making them into names. Oh. You're just saying words. I could be his name. You could name him. Oh, okay, yeah. I get it.

You mean old peppy? Peppy Rooney. Peppy Rooney. I'm messing that one up. Right. Like Peppy. Peppy. Pecky Rooney.

Peppy, get over here. Raising back, Gingh. Come here. Collie. Collie. Your mom's like, yeah. Right. Played with Collie.

Teen mall. Hey, the question was, the food that Americans Instagram the most that you're never going to get it. Hello, Bailey in Nashville. Hello? Hello. Hit me with it. I think it's pizza.

Mm, pizza. I love looking at pizza. That's not the right answer, though. But thank you. I appreciate you. Yo! Ever going to get it, Amy? Hamburgers.

Hamburgers. Show me hamburgers. Lunchbox? No. Dessert. And then let's go over to Eddie. No one's going to get it. Go ahead.

I got it. Fried food. Boy, you guys can't get any more generic. I was specific. Well, I was thinking carnival fried food, like final case. Okay. I was pretty specific. No, you aren't.

Dessert? I'm going to go with stuff with sugar. Stuff you put in your mouth. Stop to give you energy. I'm going to go with nutrition stuff. Anything that has a calorie. You know what a dessert is? What is it?

The answer is shrimp. Shrimp? What? Shrap. I've never seen a shrimp on Instagram. Ever. Hey. Hater.

Relax. All right. That's the most American shared thing on Instagram. No. Shrimp. There you go. Anything you eat with a utensil. I have some stuff I want to talk about.

First of all, there's this bride in New Jersey. She had an allergic reaction to milk and almonds in her own wedding cake, and then she had to be rushed to the hospital. That's terrible. What? I mean, come on, you got to know. That's on you. That's on you. Hey, bride, that's on you.

like Unless the She disclosed it to the baker And the baker forgot Or did she not know She was allergic You gotta know at that point in your life Almonds

And milk Yeah you should know about the time I get married Yeah milk and almonds Is your point Victoria and Dominic We're enjoying their wedding When the bride

started having problems of breathing She would soon learn She was allergic to milk and almonds And because she was moving around And it was that much faster And all of a sudden you're like They miss the rest of the reception, and then

they're going to make it up. But at least 150 whatever. It's just the whole thing. Should be cut out of her dress. You saw it, right? Yeah. Cut out. Yeah, no, she swallowed up. Yeah, I get it. No, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Isn't that crazy?

You want to hear another crazy story? This one's not a funny one. But a police officer shot and wounded him in. He went, so he stole from a store in Texas and the guy pulled out a pellet gun and the cop couldn't tell the difference. So the cop did what the cop's supposed to do. He shot him. Absolutely.

And so they were like, we couldn't tell the difference. Was I like a gun on you? I don't care if it's a fake toy gun. Unless it's orange and has a big nerve. And even then, it's like, what are you supposed to do? So two on-duty officers were in uniform. They responded to a report of a theft at 4.30 p.m. at the sunglass hut. One officer stood on the upper deck.

The second one was on the lower floor. Mall Security also reported that they were following the man who stole two pair of sunglasses. The man fled from security, got on the escalator, pulled out, what they later found out was the pellet gun or the BB gun regardless of, I mean, depending...

But there's a difference, too. Like, I had a pellet gun and a BB gun. Oh. Most people don't know the difference. But anyway, they thought it was a real gun, which I would have too. And the suspects

taking the hospital condition unavailable, no information released. Wow. I hope nothing happens to the officer. It shouldn't. No. It does. So, yep, there was that.

Something else I wanted to bring up is that it's interesting. And I would like to say, first of all, I don't care, but that I'm about to talk about. Like, I don't have an opinion, good or bad about it. But so, like, I'll give me an example. Taylor Swift. She has a song New Year's Day that's going to country radio today, right? And I like the song. And I hope it does it great.

Fantastic. BB Rexa has the song It's a BB Rexa song on her record With Florida George's Line Called Mint to Be The Jam I've said it's a jam Before I was supposed to come over to country

What's going to be interested to me is These country PDs have held back Country female artists for so long If they're going to let two artists That have pop records Go shh And fly up Doesn't seem right

No I'm not saying it doesn't seem right I'm just curious to see what happens Because I think both those songs are fantastic Yeah they're good So, I mean, they deserve to go. If they're getting played, I mean, they deserve.

And so the industry has just felt like women don't, don't get me started. Because I've been fighting for women in country music. For how long have I been doing this show now? 100 years. Some might that. Or five. Yeah, let me be a little more. Oh, my goodness.

Five or 100, it feels, I don't know. Since the beginning of when we got here, I was like, this ain't. So I'll be interested to see what happens. These are from two pop albums. and if country PDs go, yeah, let's just shoot them on up the chart. You always always else is funny. If Florida Georgia Line that song smooth, which I love, the Bullfrog song, it failed, it bombed out at like 13. Really?

Wasn't even number one. It's like my favorite Florida Georgia Line song in like 80 years. But this is what? So many years. Yeah, what's how it feels like around here. Yeah, it's crazy. But anyway, is that an interesting kind thing to you that there's two pop records, they're females, and if they surpass all.

Yeah, I'm with you. I'm curious to see how it plays out. Except for Kelsey and maybe, you know, Carrie and Miranda. Oh, yeah. I don't know that there's been a female artist to have a number one that hasn't been on the verge that we haven't made, that Iheart hasn't embraced and made it. Because Lauren Elena got one on the verge. Carly Pierce got one on the verge.

And they all had songs that were just like struggling at the time. That shouldn't have been struggling because they're a fantastic song. But these, you know, men program directors aren't moving up the songs. So, anyway, that's why I spend my time worried about. You worried about weird stuff. I didn't worry, I just think about it. This meant-to-be song is the jam. I haven't listened to it, like on my own time.

And some of this crap that we play, I don't listen to in my own time. Some of the crap we play I love. Just being honest, you never love of everything. But yeah, that meant-to-be song is the jam. But again, it's a BB-Rexa song. She's an R&B pop artist But like the song, if it's meant to be I wish you played it

I've been playing at the dance party for a month or so But anyway There you go And Taylor's song And Taylor's Taylor But it's still a pop record Anyway, enough Hey so where do you want to start

How about I took my dog in for his final chemo It was his fifth chemo and when he got sick, when they said he has cancer and they had to take his spleen out and remove other things, he gets five chemos, he can do no more because his body can't take it. And they were like, because he was a 30 pound dog. He's about 23 pounds now. If you look at the pictures, he's definitely lost some weight because of his illness.

But so they say, hey, he may not even get through his chemos. Like we're giving him between, you know, five to six to top eight months left to live. And I was like, ah, man, it's been difficult for me. But he's had great energy through four of the five chemos. He's crushed. Like, no problem. So he had his fifth. He's great, tons of energy.

Went into the doctor with him on, I don't know, the last week's kind of beltery to me because all the days are off because of the holiday. So I go in on the fifth. They give him the chemo, talk to the doctor. And I like to deal in data. And I'm like, hey, I know you can't tell me exactly how long, how much longer he has. But he's like, hey, he went through all five of the chemos. He's finished fantastic.

and I was like a breed size whatever and he was like about three months so he's going to outlive his original and I don't believe

in jinxing things so I'm not even going to knock on wood but he's going to outlive what they told him originally but they give him about three months and then I put him at about eight he'll go eight months in one day dang it

if I know this dog so he's got about three months left and I was worried he wouldn't make it until Christmas yeah But the cancer has to come back because they've been hitting hard with the chemo. But he's done with chemo. Now he's just living. He's just living.

So they give him three months. But I appreciate all the messages that people send constantly. I mean, I see them. I post my dog. I post him this morning. But he doesn't know he's sick. Like I'm telling you. The fact that he doesn't know he's...

Oh, you know my therapist told me to do. What? Write him a letter. Oh, yeah. Because I've been like blocking it out, like the sadness part of it. And so have you started that one? No. Mm-mm.

Do you think that you will? I have to because I have to go back and talk to my head shrinker tomorrow. Well, I know, but I mean, you could say. Yeah, I wouldn't lie and I would, no, I was given the assignment. So that's how things get done, give you an assignment? Oh, absolutely. Like, this is a task carried out. I do you think I'm in this chair?

I carry out tasks. I don't know, but like what if we give you, can we give you assignment? What are you guys going to? No, you're not. We tried. It doesn't work. You're not my assigners. There you go.

Oh, okay. That's more so is my question. I was like, okay. No, we don't have the power to assign him anything. He assigns us stuff and we have to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's at work. That's at work.

But anyway, all the messages, thank you very much. He finished all five his treatments. I appreciate all the positive messages. And I wanted to update you guys on what the deal was. The Babo show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So if you're feeling a little guilty, like maybe you had way too much to eat over Thanksgiving, I have some good news because I think Bobby, did you tell us like the other day somewhere around,

or I read somewhere that you gain, you could gain like five to ten pounds over the holidays. Well, yes, overall. But get this. I read a study that I'm going to share with you like, hey, don't freak out. You only gain one pound during the holidays. No, that's one pound in a day because over water.

I saw the same thing. It's one pound. You gain like a pound if you're like the next day. Oh, it feels so big. Usually it's about a pound. Water weight, food. Retention, yeah, sodium. Over the holiday, though, because it does take

four or five, six days to process and sit. It is the five to ten pounds. Oh. Yeah. It says one pound during the holidays. Liars. You know who wrote that? Stuffing, ink.

So eat more stuffing and buy our sweatpants. Yep, that's exactly. We're stretchy. So heads up, if you're looking to buy a Christmas tree, you better do it sooner than later because there is a tree shortage. We're just now, it's been like over the past 10 years. Like, they've been planning less and doing all this. But they say this is the year that we're going to.

see it really affect us and they're going to run out or trees are going to be way more expensive. Let me tell you something about these Christmas trees. What? I like to compare something else in my life. If I'm underneath the yellow light and I know it's going to turn red, I close my eyes or look down because I don't want to see me running red light because then I feel guilty. Right? My neighbors have already put up Christmas trees so I don't look at their Christmas trees.

I keep my head down because I don't want to feel guilty because I don't look at it and I go, oh, I should, so I don't even see it. Hey, see no evil. There is no evil. I like it. So I don't do either. I don't look at right. I close my eyes.

I'm driving through red lights. And I don't close my eyes. I walk out my front door. What else? Okay. So Bobby, I might be insane. When I say that loud, I'm insane.

Yeah. You hosted Thanksgiving at your house. So I was going to go through some of the etiquette rules when you're hosting a dinner. Because obviously Christmas is coming up. So you might be having people over. I am not. But go ahead. Okay.

So did you know that if you're passing, say you're sitting around, someone's like, pass the salt. Do you know you're supposed to pass the salt? the salt and the pepper together, even if they didn't ask for it. I don't they get lonely without each other. Yeah. They're like twins. And then... You know, when you split them apart and they go to college, they feel weird. Do you know what wait for the signal to

eat is? What's the signal? The signal to eat, I would think, would be whomever is the head takes the first bite. Okay, close. It's the host, which would have been you, unfolds and places the napkin in his or her lap. Oh, well, at ours

the signal, I took out of my pants. I was like, All right. When I throw them over my shoulder, I was like, eat up, everybody. That would have been time to go for me. And then if your glasses empty of like wine or whatever, you're supposed to check the rest of the table and before you pour yourself a glass, you're supposed to refill everybody else.

Ah, come on. Get out of here. I would just avoid alcohol at the dinner, dinner part of holidays because all the political fights just turned. Oh, yeah. Like, it wasn't Black Friday fights for me this time on social media. It was political fights during Thanksgiving. Those are the video that I was watching.

I'd watch people yell at each other over who they voted for. Yeah, like no politics at holiday dinners. Yeah, no, no alcohol. Okay, then no alcohol. Okay, then that's when people get a little feisty. Okay, and then last week. Yes, this is just in. Yes, go ahead.

You're supposed to wait to ask for seconds. Make sure there's enough to go around before you go back for more. That's a terrible idea. You just go get it. Yeah. What else you got? Anything else? Um, yes.

Cinnamon. Since speaking of holiday, I like it. I like it. If you find ways. ways to add cinnamon to anything. One good example might be to your morning coffee or something. Cinnamon is

has been proven to help burn fat. So start sprinkling cinnamon on everything because this is like It's just bad advice. You're giving bad advice. You're like, eat all you want. You gain one pound. And cover everything in cinnamon because you'll live longer. I'm trying to encourage people from like feeling like, oh, I'm going to gain 10 pounds.

This is like that commercial where they're laying in a field. The girl and the guy, right? They're laying in a field. They're like a cornfield, right? And she's like, you know what? He's like, are you going to eat that? She's like, I am. He's like, but what about sugar? The sugar in it?

She's like, oh, no, no, it's not sugar. It's actually... Oh, yeah, corn syrup. It's actually, yeah. It's actually corn syrup. Made from real corn. And he's like, but corn syrup isn't that kind of... No, no, it's been proven that it's exactly the same as sugar, so it's not any worse and eating in moderation.

And they're like, corn syrup. It's good for you. It's not worse for you than sugar. This ad was sponsored by... By corn syrup. Yeah. I get what you're saying, but I'm just giving people to... tips if they're going to eat stuff anyways.

Sprinkle a little cinnamon on. Okay. Like my pizza. Let's start doing that. Hey. Ew. No problem. On stuff that makes sense, like sweet potatoes.

There you go. I'm Amy. That's my pile. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Boll show. I just want to give you an update on Amy's kids. So if you're new to our show, so basically

I started the show by myself and I know what I was doing and we didn't have any money so they were like, hey, you're on your own I was like, well, can I go hire my friends? And they were like, I don't care what you do but you have like $20,000 total to go pay for whatever you want.

So I just hired all my friends. And so lunchboxes were working at Jason's deli delivered for sandwiches, Amy was selling granite, Eddie was a TV producer, Mike D. And so we just all end up together doing this show, right? I'm the only person that's like a radio person

So we get together, and we're in our young 20s, and we're growing up. And all of a sudden, you know, Amy gets married, and they start to try to have a kid. And it's a big deal. Like, we're trying to have a kid. And we're like, what? Ah! That's like eight years ago, right? We're like, oh, my God, I.

We're like going crazy. Right. Confetti. Boom. They're going to have a kid. No kid came, right? So they're trying. And then Amy's like, you know what?

We've been trying. We're going to keep trying. And all the internal parts were healthy. So that wasn't the problem, but they just, for some reason, it wasn't working. Yeah, we saw fertility doctors. And then she was like, I'm getting fertility drugs. And we're like, oh, man, because Amy got pretty, um. Hormonal.

Yeah, we'll go with that word for a while. More crazy. I mean, I didn't say that. You did, but she was, she was just. I'll say it. It was. I was crazy on Clomid. So she did that.

And she was like, you know what? We're going to adopt. And we're like, yeah, big announcement adoption. She's like, we're going to adopt, you know, domestic. where we don't care what how old what color the kid if we don't care guy boy or girl just give us a baby and we're like yeah I have a big party they're a big party and so we had this party and then her husband air force move have start over move have start over move and they're like okay the name is like we're going on a mission trip and that wasn't a big party because I was just amy doing what she does

going on a mission trip yeah she comes back and she's like I went to orphanage and I met these kids I'm going to adopt them and we're like what she was like yeah what and what I met these two kids and they were like one and five or something right. Yeah. And we're like, wow! Yeah. We're having a party. Amy the Doffton!

That's five years ago. We've had all these parties, right? So, spent almost five years and Amy still doesn't have a kid. Two kids. There's two kids. They're hers. They have her last name that she can't get to America. It's been five years almost.

Amy goes to Haiti this past weekend. Fill us in, please. Well, I had some really productive meetings. I saw evidence and proof that my paperwork had progressed and just at some meetings with some people that are heavily involved as our case through our adoption agency and they live in Haiti and they see the process. We did one of those like, you know, group things where you put your hand in the middle and were like kids before Christmas, kids before Christmas and they were all in agreement that they totally think it could happen. So I'm back on the whole. I know before I left, I was like, definitely not on the before Christmas train anymore. And now I'm back on.

Do you feel like you going over there made a difference? I think when you're there, yes, I saw things bring into action because the stuff that happened while I was there, I was told for almost 45 days was basically happening, but it just wasn't happening. And the minute you show up, it's like, oh, she's here, she's here, she's here. We had told her we were going to do this. Let's go help her do this. She's going to want to see. I think 100% I'm so glad I went and then just meeting people that are involved and like yeah because like on my agency side they're here in the states but they have people down there working and I got to meet those people I had never really met them before so that was good like they were like we want this for you we're helping you we're on your side let's do this there's the update there's an update so she's given us that incredibly tight window of November 10th to November 24th I mean I just made that up but November 24th is before christmas

And you got to keep up faith, you know? I agree. Hey, and you can say whatever. By the way, do I tell you I was offered Times Person of the Year this weekend? I'm not saying, I'm not Donald Trumping this. No, I was just saying I was offered it, but I was like, I don't have time for a photo shoot. Yeah. You're busy?

Yeah, I was like, past. They were like, probably. I was like, what's the origin of that joke? What do you mean? Like, what are you making fun of? Oh, Donald Trump? No, I didn't see him that. They probably offered him Time Magazine of the year, but he said, nah, pass.

Person of the year. And then time got on, goes, no, he didn't. So I got on tweeted, hey, Garth. I said Garth just called me and offered me his entertainer the Year Award. But I said I needed to go on stage to sing a song with him. I got flag football today. Pass. Pass.

Oh, that's okay. Now I get it. So you could say something like with the kids. Like maybe they offered me my kids this week. You can say whatever you want. Pass. Oh, wait. I want to string it out.

And I don't mind, 2018. I don't want to know now. Say whatever you are. You know you know that? No, I didn't see that. I just saw everybody making fun of it. I had no idea what they were talking about. Like everybody from both sides.

Everyone. It was not a partisan issue? No, no. So I don't get it. Was he just given false information or did some? Maybe he got pranked. Like, hey, this is Time Magazine. Crank Yankees called him.

Hey. Crank Yankers! Hey, President Trump, it's Time Magazine. We're here to offer you for some of the year. Yeah, rank yankers That's a funny show Dude, that was some of those puppets It's so funny

Five facts about family matters Because it's Erkel's birthdays, 41 Or would you like Lunchbox takes a science quiz Oh boy Amy, you picked the bit We have like a couple minutes Science quiz

All right It's gonna be bad Can I preface this? Go ahead I got my first C in fifth grade science It's Miss Beer. That was my first C of my life and went downhill from there. So science was not my strong point. All right.

Bill Nye, the science guy, turned 62 today. Easy science trivia. What's the process called which plants change sunlight into food? Oh, that's the one I know. Photosynthesis. Correct. What type of scientist studies living plants? A chemist.

A chemist. No That'd be a botanist Yeah Okay Number three The planet earth is the blank planet from the sun Ah

Five Nice random number We can sing the song You gotta be kidding me Like five TV show How are you even walking around Like that's

What do you mean? I walk with my feet Are you sure Gravity? That's how I walk around Because if we didn't have gravity We'd just float Who taught you that?

You'd do that? Did. Thank you. Mercury, Venus, Earth. Well, where is the sun? Oh, my goodness. Welcome to her third rock from the sun. Yeah.

Or the show Third Rock from the Sun. Exactly. Or the raging idiots, the planet song. Yes. My very energetic mother just served with my pizzas. Okay. But I didn't know where the... You never say the sun in there.

Yeah, we do. The sun doesn't count because it's before. It's zero. It starts from the sun. I didn't know that. What do you call a scientist who studies the stars? Oh. Oh, he uses a telescope.

The big dipper. Galileo. Yes. That's correct. There you go. Hey, baseball team. Houston. Astros.

Okay, so that would be an astronomer. Oh, my goodness. He thought the scientist was called a Galileo. A dude. With a telescope. That guy's a telescope. Big Dipper. I'm going to go with Galileo, Galileo, Figueroa.

Pigueroa. Don't let it go. I mean, are stars really that interesting? Don't they all look the same? Yeah. Okay. Gusts of wind. I don't even care.

No, I got this one. Give me this one. I'll get it. They're caused by changes in air pressure from blank to blank. Oh, yeah. Atmospheric pressure. Yeah, you'll hide a low. I'll do the Urquil bit, too.

Thank you. That's terrible. I can't believe you know so little about just general knowledge. It's time to science. Not anything. No, no. He thought a scientist studying stars was a Galileo. He's serious when he said, I taught him gravity.

He didn't know that the Earth stopped moving. We would all float up. I didn't know that. All right, five facts about family matters. Jililil White's 41 today. Better known as Uricle. Right? Number one, it was a spinoff from perfect strangers.

The mom Harriet was in perfect strangers. She worked at The Chronicle with him. Wow. With Docu Bar Talkinus and Larry. Yeah, it was a spinoff. Number two, there's a real Steve Urkel. Steve Urkel was a friend of the creator who named it in honor him his buddy. It was spelled E-R-K-E-L.

That's pretty cool. Steve Erkel. And Erkel, I told you this book, was only supposed to be at one episode. Yes. And so he was so popular at the very end of the episode, they put him in more, and then the whole show was based around him. Yeah. Number three. The youngest Winslow child totally disappeared. Judy, like, she walked upstairs and then she never came down. And no one said anything. That's so sad.

By season five, she was no more. I think she was on like porno later on life, too. Wow. Yeah. That's just a fact that I think I were. Is that true? Oh, maybe a different one. Okay, never mind. Maybe one of the kids. A different kid that went up the stairs and disappeared. One of the other kids was in dirty stuff. All right. Jalil White could have been a Huxstabold. he was actually cast as Rudy Huxable Really? Rudy was going to be a boy

And then they auditioned the girl And then Keisha Knight Teichanay Pullum Or yeah Keisha Knight Pullum Yeah Wow

And then Erkel And the cast didn't get along at first Because there was huge division Because he became the star of the show And that wasn't the plan And so they all hated him Because they were like You were just an extra

And now you're the star of the show And so for like the first couple seasons They all hated each other Wow. Have birthday, Erical. Did you know that Oracle also wanted to be a Galileo? Did he really? He wanted to be a scientist?

I'm going to study the stars. The telescope. There you go, Mike. Well, how else do you study the stars? I think I'm right on that. Okay. Thank you. All right, today's show included an update about Amy and her kids.

She thinks they will be here between December 10th and December 24th. You told me before Christmas, so. Yeah, Christmas Eve. But why not, like, tomorrow? Yeah, because there's too many phases after passports that have to be done. Like, it's there to get a medical examination before they come to the States. Oh, they really? Yeah, there's a whole thing.

So in order to check off those things, it takes some days. Between December 10th and December 24th. Hear the whole story on the show today. Just go over to IHeart Radio or iTunes and search Bobby Bone Show on demand. Lunchbox is shaking and said, he says there's no way. What? I hope you get them. But you think there's no way.

That's a tight window. It's a tight window. It's a quick, yeah, yeah. Thank you. We'll see you on Tuesday. Appreciate you. The Bobby Bonds show. With Airtasker, your weekends are a lot less busy.

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